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Beauty Iz Her Name...
Her Beauty is so new and rare... Something that I have never seen revealed... With one glance curiousity comes to mind... Her Beauty is true and bold, Shinning within her soul... This Beauty is something I want to explore... Her Beauty is something she had never shown before... Despite her painful tears or the darkness of her life she once lived and feared... Her Beauty is shinning through it all... This is the Beauty that was locked within... Which has taken over her body and soul... The Beauty she holds, will now unfold! Looking into her eyes, I see the wrong in her past life she had arranged... But, her Beauty has brung her a change... For this I now know... Beauty Iz Her Name!

Grow A Pair!
I had a guy neglect to tell me about the "new" woman in his life. I'm not stupid. I knew for two weeks or more and out of the goodness of my heart gave him the chance to tell me. He never said a word. Know what he did? Ignored me. Did he figure I'd just fall off the face of the earth after a few weeks? That if he ignored me long enough I'd disappear? You know... I couldn't care less who he's banging. Bang Hillary Clinton if it makes you happy... but at least have the balls to say it.

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE

Miracle Of Toilet Paper
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man!

A Night Walking With The Devil
It was a sickeningly cold night. That type of chill which seeps into your bones paying no mind to the clothes hanging off your flesh. It had rained earlier that day. The pavement was soaked in it. It made the nauseous smell of waste and smoke and vomit hang in the air, saturating us pitiful creatures. I inhaled deeply holding the poison in for a moment. Around me was the city. It was all deafening with its noises vindictive of a Saturday night. I listened to the subway roar beneath the pavement hide of the metropolis. I could hear the mutterings of the earth-killing exhaust and in the distance a gunshot ending some poor bastard’s time here. I love the city. The darkest secrets are easily concealable here, lost in the cracks between the towering buildings, seeping into the gutters with the oily rain. My thoughts were interrupted by the sound of flesh hitting flesh. I turned back to peer into the shady alley I was loitering in front of. My eyes adjusted to look into that gaping

The Collar And Its Meaning
Another wonderful piece of info from Sir Critter and babydoll The Collar and its Meaning The collar is a symbol of a commitment between a Dominant and submissive. This can have several meanings and understanding a universal definition is impossible. For some people a collar is only worn durning play time and thus signifies the division between roles, nothing more. The importance of this collar varies from partnership to partnership but can be just a prop or an added toy wihtin the playspace. The gravity of a collar in a relationship context is much more. For many people, a collar is like an engagement ring or wedding ring. When a submissive wears a collar in this context they are commited, possessed or owned by someone else. Collars of this sort should never be taken lightly. Just as an engagement isn't entered lightly, a collaring carries strong importance in a D/s lifestyle relationship. Collars in this form can be a collar, brand, tattoo, piercing or any other form of outwar

Bored And Single Wut A Combo!
yes it is friday night . i am single, bored, and at home watching tv. wow impressive right. so what does a woman of my age and looks have to do to get a dinner and a movie beside the frozen food department at groccery store and finding nemo in the dvd player on a friday night? huh? i mean this is getting old and i would really like someone to go out with but even if i had someone i have no clue where to freakin go. i live in a 1 horse town and my horse done died and was made into the glue that holds the stamp on the bills envelope long time ago. geeesssshhhh. i swear being a NUN has to be more fun than this at least they get to wear a habit and make fun of the pope in a dress. now i am done venting i go back to my corner.

Mother's Day
Why Mother’s Cry A little boy asked his mother, “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a woman,” she told him. “I don’t understand,” he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will.” Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does Mother seem to cry for no reason?” ”All women cry for no reason,” was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God answered, he asked, “God, why do women cry so easily?” God said: “When I made the woman, she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love

Happy Mother Day
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com I Love You, Mom In the early morning hours of this life's day I joined you in your journey You held me close atop your steed, Your mother's horse set in the lead. In time you taught me how to ride And reached my hand when I would stray. And now the morning sun is high. Our journeys parallel. I look to you, just up ahead, And cherish knowing you have lead Us both along the winding paths. I sense your strength in me and sigh. done by christine

Happy Mother's Day
Hi all you Cherries and Mothers...lol I hope ur Mother's Day is one you won't soon forget. My mom's not with me she's in Heaven but not forgotten and celebrating with me in my heart..I Love You Ma. Dont forget to tell them how much you love coz they're here only for a moment then the moment's gone. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

I Think I Hit My Head.
The voices in my head can all agree on one thing. Home made tortillas kick ASS. Today I fought age. I fought impulse. I fought instinct. And I lost. I want a cloneling miss. ...at least two in fact. I'm not sure why or when it happened. But I want a chill'n that will blow up the outside world even better than I could. I want a legacy. I want an empire of kung fu trained ninja-kids. Because everyone knows kung fu has nothing to do with ninja. Most of all though. This empire. This... militant insane dream of tomorrow. I'd like to build it with you. It'd be fun. Just make sure to keep the kids away from the sharp objects. And I'll teach them proper napalm handling. ... man. Home made tortillas really kick ass.

Police Search Villa For Maddie
Breaking News Briton's Villa Searched In Madeleine Case Updated: 21:22, Monday May 14, 2007 The home of a British man is being searched by police looking for missing four-year-old Madeleine McCann, who disappeared in Portugal on May 3. The man, Robert Murat (pictured), has been taken to a police station. His mother has told Sky News that he has not been arrested. She said no trace of Madeleine had been found at the villa. Portuguese police said that more than one person was being questioned but that no one had been formally arrested. The property is just 150 yards from the apartment where Madeleine's family were staying, in the southern Portuguese resort of Praia Da Luz. The house, known as Casa Liliana, was sealed off with tape by police while men in white suits and masks began a search inside. They are believed to have drained the villa's swimming pool. Police guards were on the doors outside. Sky News Correspondent Ian Woods said the property being sear

Barbie Dolls
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the sales person, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95 Shopping Barbie for $19.95 Beach Barbie for $19.95 Disco Barbie for $19.95 Divorced Barbie for $265.95 The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the other's are only $19.95?" The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with : Ken's House, Ken's Car, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and....One of Ken's Friend's" 2:25 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment

Break Up
I know that things are different now - we're living different lives. But even though our lives have changed,For hearts that stayed together stay together. I still think of you as mine. Intertwined, they become a part of one another - friends 'til the end of time. And when you go I know it will be okay for you and me. For all the names we give to things that change, for all the ways we say good-bye, for all the mistakes that we make...

Love
to some one special We are in a battle of what is wrong and right Neither understanding the other or trying to seek compromise we are two parts of one side our hearts so different from each other We are both losing a neverending battle We fight and fight forever I wait until the day comes when the fight does stop and no one wins but we live in a world of peace I'd really like to see you then and until that very day our hearts shall be kept lock away we shall only see each other in battles as we take the lives of the others team memebers and watch our family and friends fall even if we don't mean too I want that day to come to come and stay forever but I guess till then.. We Are secert lovers

Most Handsome Male Child On Ct Contest!
`Most Handsome Male Child On CT Contest! I need 10 boys for my male child contest! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also allowed! 1st Boy is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Boy is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Boy is...... with 1 comments! 4th Boy is...... with 1 comments! 5th Boy is...... with 1 comments! 6th Boy is...... with 1 comments! 7th Boy is...... with 1 comments! 8th Boy is...... with 1 comments! 2 Gifts person winners 1 V.I.P. and 1 V.I.C! Comments + rates = total Contest will start 5/18 thur 5/25 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

Mrh Song
This is one of my favorite songs from Mushroomhead...it's how i feel right now... "Is there really anyone there, Fall on deaf ears all of my prayers, The mother of nothing, The mother of sin, The farther of decedance within us, A brother of suffering inside, Is there really anyone there, Why can't you look at me now? I hope you like what you've done to me, Drown in your misery, Waiting something new you made up, (When We give up it's never enough) Or this could be the day we rise, (When we give up it's never enough) I hope you like what you've done to me only through the thought of me, only through your suffering, Will you leanr to forget? Will you learn to forget, Through your suffering? I wonder why, Who will survive, When we try, With their lives," mushroomhead Savior Sarrow Twelve Hundred

Fanatic Romantic
All or nothing Is that my Only choice Can't I just enjoy How things are Without risking The loss Of your voice You ask for forever But do not mention Right now I give you all I can I promise Every piece of My heart It may not be enough But at least You are loved You may need more I understand But this should feel Like a nice Place to start

Stand Beside Me
When you need a rock, stand beside me. When the wind blows cold, i will warm you. When the rain comes hard, i will shelter you. When you are scared, i will protect you. When you are weak, i will hold you. When life bares down on you, i will lift it. When you feel no love, i will open my heart to you. When you are lost, you need only look to me. I WILL BE THERE........Silverthorn.

".... And You Lied"
".... and You Lied" Inside this frantic, chaotic dream, i scream. Inside this box of darkness, i cry, choking, lost, alone. Can you feel it? Silent screams slambing into your mortality? Decaying hope whithers in my hands. I can't speak, I don't want to think, and picture you. Memories have become my demonds. Clawing retched creatures that bite into my brain, numbing my will to be rational. What made me believe a masochist and a distruction junkie could be forever? My crime, my stupidity, was only to believe you when you captured me. It shocked me to awake from a sleep that reluctantly stole me, to find the world still alive, it survived mine dying. It survived my tragity and so did you. You breath without holding me, you love without me. This catches in my throat when i'm helpless to stop it. Then i'm surounded by a madness that enslaves me to want you. I don't know when i'll be alright. I just know that deep in the night when i close my eyes, your mouth, your voic

Open My Eyes - Buckcherry
Are you strong enough Do you feel my touch You are the comfort in my eyes Moving through the lust Feeling dangerous I wanna open the door to your life (Chorus) The steps we take on the way to free our minds And lives have changed by the way we free our minds And being with you was the moment I opened my eyes When you sleep at night Are your dreams delight Do all your fantasies fill your head I want to dance with you With the midnight moon Want emotion and do it again (Chorus) Breathing in, breathing out your love Breathing in, breathing out my love Breathing in, breathing out your love Come in closer now To this love we found Are you able to take this flight It's come down to this The first time we kissed Like the ocean we sway you and I (Chorus)

Rant About Children Services
Alright, this is a semi-personal blog. This didn't happen to me, but its happening to a friend of mine. Her son was last living with his aunt, and I believe is now living with his great-grandmother. They're trying to keep him out of children services hands. This is all happening because someone got upset with my friend and called them, it had nothing to do with how my friend was treating her child. The claim that was made was that my friend was addicted to drugs. She has passed every drug test given to her. Three of the people closely involved in this child's life failed at least one drug test, including someone who had custody of the child. They still keep pushing this claim. The next claim that they've made is that she has anger/mental health problems. They had one psychologist/psychiatrist make claims that she would abuse her children because she was abused and that she had anger problems, major personality disorders, etc. He also claimed that she was, basically, un

Valdez Alaska
Valdez Alaska May 18-20, 2007 Last weekend Richard and I went to Valdez Alaska for a camping trip. It’s about 360 miles south of Fairbanks on the Prince William Sound. It’s a fishing town of about 4000 people. They get about 25 feet of snow a year on average, and it is freaking beautiful! The mountains rise to several thousand feet and come right down to the ocean water, so the whole bay is surrounded by huge snowcapped mountains. The weather was great while we were there. There was no real fishing yet as the salmon aren’t running yet, but there was still plenty to do. We left Friday with me, Richard, and my friend John in John’s Exploder. It’s a good 8 hour drive and we left late since I had to work Friday. We drove south through the mountains. Of course its summer so there was plenty of sunlight late into the night. The landscape was lousy with wild life. We saw at least 10 moose, 4 reindeer (almost hit one), a dozen porcupines, countless artic rabbits, and lots of birds.

Grown Woman
Grown Woman Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with

Sniper@owned.org.uk
Here is a recent snippet of convo from a recent verbal sparring session with me and the one and only Dj Sniper from http://www.hookahradio.com ! " (09:58:03) >> • Sniper • : do u know why his screen name is oni (09:58:19) >> • Sniper • : its the sound he makes when he bangs sheep in the farms of scottland (09:58:51) oni: you want to know why they call him sniper? When it comes to sex he so premature he cums 5 miles away! " Owned your ass!! Everyone knows British is best = P

In Grave Danger * 12 Yr Old Wise And Gentle Soul
PLEASE CROSS POST ** IN GRAVE DANGER * 12 Yr Old Wise And Gentle Soul * A868037 This old boy should not have to die alone and afraid at the shelter. He he such a sweet, sad face. He needs a foster home or a forever home. Please do not rescue him and put him in boarding, he has had more than enough of being caged. If you can help, please call the North Central Los Angeles City Shelter at (213)485-5767 or 485- 8855 PLEASE FORWARD AND CROSS POST ASAP!! WILL BE KILLED ANY DAY NOW! CONTACT INFO BELOW. "ALVIN" - ID..A868037 North L.A. shelter: (213)485-5767 or 8855 My name is Alvin, and I am a neutered male, brown German Shepherd Dog mix. Everyone says I am very sweet. Alvin came into the shelter as a stray. The shelter estimates his age as 12 years. One of the kennel officers said, Alvin is a very friendly. He is in the kennel with another old dog and doing fine. Alvin's eyes are cloudy and he "wabbles" a little when

Best Mans Abs On Ct Contest!
A Mans Abs Contest I need men with abs for this contest! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 5/26 thur 6/1 Thanks Maria

This Feature's Been Requested For Some Time...
Under http://www.cherrytap.com/profile.php you can now change your settings, so that only other CT members can view your profile (not people who aren't, or are logged off, or...)

Lyrics
Looking in on me I'm sure you know Im tired of being me, Tired of being alone , Everything's turned to ashes for far too long still searchin for a place to call my home Drink away each day Tho I hold my own Looking at me , what do you see Is this my life Is this really me Why cant we Just leave behind This pain we breed , That destroys Our lives LET GO come on LET IT GO Never felt safe Never felt I've known My own face or even my soul So far away from everyone I've known The picture fades The story unfolds Forgotten my name I've grown so cold The child grows as the soul corrodes Whats left behind a face no one knows an empty shell left out in the cold alone far beyond any signs of hope a weatherd man struggling to cope far beyond light far beyond fear lead by regret the pain draws tears Look in on me , what do you see Is this my life Is this really me Why cant we Just leave behind This pain we breed , That destroys life LET GO come o

Hello Everyone
Well now, Since this is my first blog post I just want to say hey to everyone. It's really good to have good people in your life. Sometimes when things just are not looking so great, God extends his hands to help again in our times of need. Here's a little poem I wrote a while back ago. Love is special you want to hold onto forever Whether it be your family, child or lover You never want it to sever Oh the things you can discover No matter how you try it will never go away Something that will never die Thoughts fill your head day by day No matter how much you fight, piss & moan & cry Memories of wonderful times The fun the laughs the love the shine It's hard to look back & not cry when it's out of reach It’s just something you never want to breach When times are tough, you’re there no matter what Nothing else matters than making sure they are safe You do what you need to make sure it’s enough In your heart, head & body, their pain causes

Dear God
Subject: GOD WANTED ME TO TELL YOU Everything that is going wrong in your life today shall be well with you this year. No matter how much your enemies try this year, "they will not" succeed. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. For the remaining months of this year (2007), all your agonies will be diverted and victory and prosperity will be incoming in abundance. Today God has confirmed the end of your sufferings, sorrows, and pains because HE that sits on the throne has remembered you. He has taken away the hardships and given you JOY. He will never let you down. I k nocked at heaven's door this morning, God asked me... My child! What can I do for you? And I said, "Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message"... God smiled and answered... Request granted. If you believe this message, send it to seven persons

Miss Universe 2007
I pick Brazil or Venezuela....and Miss USA lucked out! Making the Top 5 after falling on her ass in her gown! Venezuela took the best pics and Brazil has the biggest hooters! I think it's a close 1-2. Who is your pick?

I'm Bored So Thought I'd Post This :d
*Blech Blech sputter* Just rolled and attempted to smoke a roll your own since I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention for a couple days. DAMN!! these things are friggin NAASTAY!!! *spit spit sputter* man I really need to quit. But, just the thought of quitting get me all stressed out and uber bitchy feeling. I'd probably end up killing something or someone if I tried quitting now. KK For the good and safety of all mankind I will not quit yet. There. i feel much better now. Thank you

Questions About Australia Are From Potential Visitors!
They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK). A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. __________________________________________________ Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. __________________________________________________ Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks(Sweden)? A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. __________________________________________________ Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns,Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of? ___

Everywhere I Go
You're everywhere I go And you're in everything I see And every song I hear I tend to think of you as well But, what can I say? You're beautiful Inside and out And no matter what You'll always be in my heart You see, I'll try to explain Nice and simple and plain The way you make me feel When you are near You're everywhere I go And you're in everything I see And every song I hear I sit there and cry You see, it's hard to explain This love I have for you I don't really know what to say Or even what to do I just know I want to be with you I know it won't be no easy feat But I'm up to the challenge For all that it's worth And I don't care how long it will take You're everywhere I go And you're in everything I see And every song I hear I'll think of you and begin to tear But, what c an I say? You're beautiful Inside and out And no matter what You'll always be in my heart

A Special Man
This is for a very special friend who never fails to inspire me with his beautiful gift of writting and his abilitie to share warmth and love with all who need it. FOR YOU You are the beauty of the rising sun Bringing with it the promise of a brand new day You are the clear cool water Quenching the parched thirst of my dry mouth You are the warming glow of a log fire The chases away the chills of loneliness You are my nourishment Feeding the pangs of desire that fire my belly You are my safe harbor Where I can rest my head knowing you will keep me safe. You are my wellspring For ever inspiring me filling me with excitement and creation You are my rock For I know I can always trust your heart Though you share it with many Your arms always enfold me with peace and contentment You are Wisdom With words that light the pathway too heavens door You are yourself A dove whose splendor is enjoyed most when able to fly freely christcomments.com

You'd Think I Was Blonde Or Something!
I am a Myspace girl. I admit it...lol. I got invited to this site by my best friend, Scott, and you'd think I've never been on a site like this before. I took me a week to figure out where to go to post a damn blog...lmao. At least I can start blogging now...lol. And while we're on the subject of this site... Man, I thought the guys were bad on Myspace! It's no comparison to the number of single, horny, desperate guys on here who can't seem to actually read a profile....lol. I wasn't on here a full TWO minutes and I had 47 friend invites! ALL from single guys whose profiles said they were into sex or looking for love. There is now way they had the time to read that I was married. Talk about getting overwhelmed though! Wow! How do people keep up with actually talking to each other if they're having to sift through a mountain of friend invites?? I actually read the profiles of each one to see what it is they are looking for. I'm sorry, but I'm no

Enslaved
At night I sit alone and watch the shadows dance around. I hold my breath and listen yet silence is the only sound. I reach for some comfort yet feel no embrace. I am tired of the emptiness and loneliness of this place. I can feel no more hurt because I have learned to live with my pain. I often wonder how I survived and continue to stay sane. I have hurt so deeply and cried too many tears. I have been empty and broken for so many years. I am tired of pretending that I am fine and all is okay. I am tired of hiding behind this mask I wear every day. I have drifted so far and can no longer be saved. These feelings hold me captive and to them I am enslaved.

The Remains Of The World Trade Center
This is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center ! USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center . It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite , LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003 , "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there, "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a big meaning to it for all of us," he said. "They knocked us do

Fuckable
roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it in. send to 10 ppl and see if u get it back that means someone wants to F*** YOU. if i don't get this back i guess ur not my friend. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da sex train - if u get it ur cute... u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur f***able

Time Will Tell ...
So far everythings' so good We've already connected like we should You say you've been wanting me I believe you, because when I look at you- I see it in your smile When we are together I am happier than ever I use to feel this way with others but with you- it's better I hope we can have a happy and wonderful relationship because I'm tired of trying to find someone to share my love with I find myself thinking about you more than I should If I could kiss you every minute- boy you know I would I hope, with you, I'll be appreciated and respected because I can't bare going through being neglected I want to be your everything and help you to love me So one day we can make it official and you could be my hubby I ain't here to break your heart I'm here to satisfy you and treat you like the king you are Things may be still rough around the edges since we're just starting out but once we understand each other it'll smooth on out So far you've been a gentleman

If A Man Wants You
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any dif

June Contest...
PLEASE IF U COULD GO N VOTE FOR THESE TWO PICS ON MYSPACE :) http://www.myspace.com/girlsoftheyear GO HERE N THEY ARE IN THE JUNE ALBUMS.. :) OR JUST CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW TY!! *June Album~Water Theme* *June Album~Water Theme*

Apache Wedding Blessing
Apache Wedding Blessing Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other. Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other. Now there will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other. Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you. May beauty surround you both in the journey ahead and through all the years, May happiness be your companion and your days together be good and long upon the earth. Treat yourselves and each other with respect, and remind yourselves often of what brought you together. Give the highest priority to the tenderness, gentleness and kindness that your connection deserves. When frustration, difficult and fear assail your relationship - as they threaten all relationships at one time or another - remember to focus on what is right between you, not only the part which seems wrong. In this way, you can ride out the storms when clouds hide the face of the sun in your lives - re

Are You Like Your Mom?
You and Your Mom Are Completely Different At times, it seems like you and your mom aren't even related. You often wonder how two people from the same family can be so different. As the saying goes... you can pick your friends, but not your relatives. Are You Like Your Mom?

Blinded
I hide behind my veil To hide my eyes from you Since you cannot look into them And see that they are true. False hopes lie within And rest against my heart Though they wish to escape My lips shall never part My body aches Whenever you cross my mind Leaves me sitting, waiting Wondering if Im your kind You look away And act like you dont see IM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU But you're blinded by your reality.

Best Back Tattoo On Ct!
Best Back Tattoo On Ct! I Need Tattoos Of Backs! Contest will start on 6/6 thur 6/12 1st Tattoo is..... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Winners will get 2 gifts each! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also! Want to enter just send me a link to ur pic or tell me and i will Rip your pic for you! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD * ~@ CherryTAP

Poems... (old Ones)
Dreamer Fresh new feeling, a misty dawn breaks darkness of night As birds begin a new song warmth arises from earth Peace begins as the new season commences A new beginning, life wakes to answer Dreamer, Awake! For if all were peaceful, no new experience would be possible For peace is naught but blissful stagnation Therefore, abide in change for there in lies truth When change comes - as it will answer the call For only in living life to full measure is true happiness achieved... Copyright ©2007 Jon Cleaver ================================================= The Trees Are Waiting A grove of oak sits waiting A man comes, singing a song to the oaks He seeks knowledge of freer times When all men sang to the trees The trees speak, impressed by his commitment But he doesn't know the language The trees teach, but he doesn't understand He leaves disappointed The trees fall silent, waiting... Copyright ©2007 Jon Cleaver

Need A Laugh Today???
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight

Drinking And Singin'
So I went out last night and I was drinking and singing some Karaoke....my friend was all over the place and I was invited to another table by some nice ladies having a blast! They were so sweet letting me sit with them and I was happy I got to sing a couple times before going home. I was looking forward to going to sleep when I was asked by the nice ladies to go out bowling with them. I was so happy because my friend I came with was having such a good time and met a guy.... I had a good time too just being out and meeting these incredible ladies. See ya!

Stress Management
STRESS MANAGEMENT A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance. In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on. As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden. So, before you return home tonight, p

Faces On The Wall
When I was small, maybe 9 or 10, I woke up in the middle of night because I could hear someone talking. The house we lived in was an old house. It had 2 bedrooms at the top of the steps, but no doors. My room was right off the steps so I had the wooden hand railing that enclosed the steps and kept anyone from falling down the stairs. The wall coming up the steps was the length of the stairs and the ceiling was slanted. My bed was right inside the doorway and my brothers bed was on the other side next to a window. When I opened my eyes, I saw the shadow of two peoples heads. They were facing each other and talking. It was very faint so I couldn't understand what they were saying. Being curious, I needed to know who was at our house so late at night. I didn't want to turn the light on as to not wake my brother up so I decided to just sneak down the steps quietly. I got out of my bed and made the turn to go down the steps, but there was a wall there. I tried to

At Your Feet
At Your Feet Where are you tonight my love? What is it that you do? It's true my heart is torn apart When I'm not with you What enchanted thoughts swim through your head? Are any of them of me? When, my dear, you go to bed Is it my face you see? Who is honoured with your presence now? And do they even care? The thought of you not being admired Fills me with despair Do they appreciate your loveliness? Do they marvel at your splendor? Do they love to hear your velvet voice? Do they adore your smile so tender? If they do not Then they all are fools and had you been with me Every day, my love, you'd be a king because that's what you are to me I'm at your feet and I come with gifts my body, heart, and soul They're yours to do with as you please to command and to control I give myself with all my heart I'm yours for all of time Your slave, your queen, your anything only say that you are mine - Taryn Grace -

Track 4 - Hall Of The King
Alone I walk, hearing a voice, That's calling my name No one with you, God, why I didn't care On through death take me away To the place time will not fade Colder than dead, Darkness - eternity, But look out A hundred thousand centuries The sun had never seen So near but much too far Eternal place you know what's life But cannot tell I can never see you changing But you look to me Time will never heal your wounds But you're immortal Hall of the King a vision of the end Hall of the King don't cry for us Don't hear us calling Oh watch out for me Hall of the light My last sin You find yourself, just take a look To see you must open your eyes Like a hawk in the sky, a wonder that dies Don't ask me why [Lead:Andre] You're the birth and you're the end You've been hurt but you're not dead Discovering you is what should never be Poisoned are our souls, And dark our hearts Ruins we have left to rule the world Destructive are our minds, It's much too late [Solo

How To Destroy The American Dream
(Speech was given in June 2005) We know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado. In that context his thoughts are particularly poignant. Last week there was an immigration overpopulation conference in Washington , DC , filled to capacity by many of American's finest minds and leaders. A brilliant college professor by the name of Victor Hansen Davis talked about his latest book, Mexifornia," explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal - was destroying the entire state of California. He said it would march across the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream. Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D. Lamm stood up and gave a stunning speech on how to destroy America. The audience sat spellbound as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States . He said, "If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survive

Two Lives As One
To the endless sorrow of night time departure into the realms of sleep We dwell within each others arms again in yet another world And in us the true fantasy spills into real life and waking time So love within the sphere of emotion, asleep, yet is like a waking dream Oh fleet of foot, an angel floats, within my sight and low and behold She dances with me..........such an honour and privilege Such beauty grace and elegance, eclipses the loveliness of the world So in my eyes she is the wonder of the whole world.....for she is....my world Faint into my arms fair angel and let me carry you forth into a dream Filled with perfection in emotion and my love spilleth over for you As beautiful waterfall does bring wonder to within my sight So you my love bring such wonders to my heart and soul To see my angel dance as a flower dances in the subtle breeze Swaying to and fro in my trusting arms so safe yet serene Never straying too far from my grasp as my heart can not part fr

A Song And Some Poems
forgive me -evanescence Can you forgive me again? I don't know what I said But I didn't mean to hurt you I heard the words come out I felt that I would die It hurt so much to hurt you Then you look at me You're not shouting anymore You're silently broken I'd give anything now to kill those words for you Each time I say something I regret I cry "I don't want to lose you." But somehow I know that you will never leave me, yeah. 'Cause you were made for me Somehow I'll make you see How happy you make me I can't live this life Without you by my side I need you to survive So stay with me You look in my eyes and I'm screaming inside that I'm sorry. And you forgive me again You're my one true friend And I never meant to hurt you Wings To Fly How can I always lend a hand But ignore the cries within myself It brings me joy to make you smile while my emptiness grows all the while Inside my heart will always bleed But I will never let you see it

Tarzan
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot- hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and shouted, "What the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

Im Frickin Cursed!!!
Hey there well I have left this morning from Illinois got to Michigan and noticed my front tire pulling to the right and acting funny. I Pulled off the side of the freeway to check the problem there was smoke coming from my tire. I decided to drive to next exit and pull in a gas station and explained to the guy what was happening. He told me not to drive it any more that my wheel barring went on my car. Man if I would of droven it any further I wouldnt be here right now! I am now stuck in Stevensville Michigan 235 Miles from home 50 Bucks to my name and thanks to my dad he put me in a motel room for a night so this is how im on the comp until I get my car fixed in the morning. I know im cursed and hopefully this aura I have around me will disappear. Sometimes I wish I was better off dead then to put up with any more stress in my life. Im going to try to send comments out today. I Havent aten in 2 days now so my strength is weakining. I will miss all My Friends. I dont know when ill be

The Joys Of Stupidity
Title says it all. I'm not one to sit here and get caught up in someone elses stupidity or drama. However, with that being said, the more I witness on CT I have discovered one thing. No matter who it is, or where in the world they are, we all have something in common. We all have our fair share of drama, and/or crosses to bear. However, I've decided that regardless of what seems to occur on here, I am distancing myself from it. For those in my family list, well you, for the most part will be exceptions to the above. As for the rest, well, don't bring your dramas to me.. I won't bring mine to you.. because frankly my private life is just that, PRIVATE. Those that do repeatedly try to involve me in their melodramas will be deleted and blocked, simple as that. Enjoy.

Welcome To The Life Of Me...
Welcome to the life of me. Beware, human, of what you will see. For I am not of the living. Always taking and never giving. Your breath, I’ll take away from you. To bad, there’s nothing you can do…

If It Didn't Happen, Then Why Can I Remember It?
If It Didn't Happen, Then Why Can I Remember It? Demons fill the night, lauging light and the light burns in my head. Screaming out to me calling me, from the dead. Symphony of pain, yet again, and blood spatters angry red, against the pristine white skin of the lamb. Things born inside of me, fuzzy dream? Visions from the deepest hell, hazy memory? but blood leaves stains, rotting smells. This room smells of sweat and fear, i was here, look around and things remind never dig too deep, afraid of what i will find. Echoes bouncing down the halls, and off of walls. but begging cries fall on deaf ears. Too real to be dreams. and lucid dream state ever nears.

Hi There
I just wanted to say im sorry to all of my friends. i havent been on much lately. i have been working and i cant find a lot of time on here anymore but I didnt forget you. hope you all have a great night and miss you all *hugs* thediamonddew.com

I Found This
I have 3 children and their father does not pay child support, so I found a supplemental insurance for really cheap for my whole family...medical, dental, and vison...just wanted to share the info! http://www.deliveringonthepromise.com/40521120

You Gotta Believe In Magick
Take me too you're heart, show me where we can start, in a strange world, two hearts join together, that's how people fined each other, you have too believe in magick, it's there in are heart's, that's how we fall in love, a gift from high above, the dreams we have, and the wishes we make, let us begin, hopefully it will never end, in a world of strangers, you gotta believe in magick!!! BY Nocturnal_Goth

Why??
Here's a question for those Cherry Tappers that give a damn!!! Why in the hell do these men on Cherry Tap get into their feelings when u explain to them that u don't wanna meet up or you don't wanna have net sex with them?? I mean it's really not that big of a deal but I was sittin here high as hell thinking and I just wanted to ask somebody!! Oh and another question why when u tell these men u have a dude they trip the fuck out and start acting like kids with the jokes and shit(and I thought this shit was for 18 and over)? I mean don't get me wrong I am flirty, freaky, and a tease sometimes but you know everbody's got there own way of doin things!!!! BO$$ BITCH!!!

May I?
May I? I've been thinking of your long, thick dick all day. Imagining you stroking it in front of me. Watching your hand travel its length as it grows even longer, harder. I can see a drop of precum on the head and I'm licking my lips already. Come here baby, let me take care of you. I start on your neck with that spot behind your ear that I know you like. I move to your earlobe, sucking softly, biting gently. Down to your chest and your responsive nipples. Licking them until they stand erect too. I move down your chest to your navel. My tongue tracing circles around it before I continue the southern path to my prize. I brace myself by holding onto your thighs as I balance on my heels with my thighs open, happy to finally have my face in your lap. When I nuzzle your balls with my nose, you take a step apart. I lick them delicately, listening to your deep sigh. I know your head has fallen back and your eyes are closed. Time to begin. I suck your left nut into my mou

Prayer
DIO can you hear me? I am lost and so alone, I'm asking for your guidance, would you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock, My father thinks you're evil, but man he can suck a cock. Rock is not the devils work, It's magical and rad, I'll never rock as long as i am stuck here with my dad!

Man Laws!!
SO true and hold 100% fact for any REAL man!! 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss' car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthda

Yeah, I'm Bored...which Means...
I've gotta go random-rant-crazy on something... I think I've probably voiced this before...but I hate cheaters. And what I hate more is stupid, ignorant cheaters who make stupid excuses for their cheating. As some of you may know, I watch Cheaters on a regular basis. There's just something about catching people trying to get away with something...which also explains my fascination for Court TV. And if you want laughs, it's got that too, because the things these cheaters come up with to explain their actions could be as bad as excuses as the Prez does with...well, I'll just leave it at that. From unemployed spouses who bring the other person to the house they share with the ones they're cheating on to letting them hold children that are not theirs and make them welcome them as fathers/mothers, I'm still amazed that these guys and gals aren't put on a list hanging out on every bar in the country. And what really grinds my gears are people who take them back. Seriously, ther

So Many Haters In The World
In this world, why do people hate on others success? I mean true enough everyone has their time and place in the world when they're due whatever it is they're due, then others never get to expierence that feeling. All I'm saying is.. no one is bigger than another and sometimes when people hear or see others doing a lot, they tend to not be cool as they were before everything happened. A lot of people offline in my personal life and even online whom I talk to time to time seem to not talk as much as they once did to me, and that's understandable because my schedule in this business has picked up bit, nevertheless that should not change how one view another person. I'm nowhere on a major level of success but that time and chance is coming for me sooner than I expected, So what.. that makes me different than everyone else? no it don't. You see, from me doing radio, music, entertainment and now television (or media) it seems that so many people in my life have grown distant. And frankly,

In A Bad Spot Right Now,so Fuck Off!!
this is whats going on if anyone cares. I'm working my as off lately and haven't had time to be online much. when i do get on all i get is hell for not being around. It's like if your my true friend you'd understand, that my mom and dad are sick,and between takeing care of them and trying to pay my bills i don't have time for me. I'm all my mom and dad have because my brothers are to busy with their own lifes. The last damn think I need is for people who say they are my friend and love me is for them to jump down my throat and say i'm lieing to them,that what i'm saying i'm doing i'm not. so back the fuck off ok,i'm close to the end of my rope and right now i need people who really give a shit about someone other then them!!

I'm New! I Don't Know What To Do!
Not really. I'm figuring it out. I came here, to CherryTAP, on a whim. I'm just drinking a few beers and being bored (but saving money) so here I am. I'm not sure anything could've prepared me for my initial login. The "Sensory Overload" is on the money. Getting the hang of it though. So yeah. I guess this is my "Hello World" post. Mostly, I use these things to bounce my writings off unassuming people out in the real world. To see what they might think. You see something you like, let me know. See something you don't, think your unpleasant thoughts then look at my picture to gauge my reaction. Peace. Vlachen of Aranias

Girlfriend 1.0 Upgrade
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker-night 10.3 and Beer-bash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me? Dear Sir, This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It

Best Morph On Ct Contest! Score Updates
Best Morph On CT Contest! I'm doing a Morph contest and i need morph pics! 1st Morph is...... with 4684 comments! 2nd Morph is...... with 3453 comments! 3rd Morph is...... with 1238 comments! 4th Morph is...... with 408 comments! 5th Morph is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/18 thur 6/25 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Best Beach Pic On Ct Contest! Winners Are....
Best Beach Pic On CT Contest! Winners are....... 1st Place is....... Wins Sex on the Beach + Beer Keg with 90 Comments + 7 Rates = 485 2nd Place is....... Wins Fuzzy Navel + Beer Keg with 55 Comments + 6 Rates = 305 3rd Place is....... Wins Corona + Beer Keg with 34 Comments + 4 Rates = 190

Tuesday 06/19/2007
A thoght for the day from: Peter Britt "Oh but for a moment with her, the one. She who knows passions truth, its darkest moments. To bring passion to its zenith, and drown together in a sea of rage. My soul stirs for that instant when moments pass as lifetimes. To feel the purest rage of hearts, minds and bodies blending together in a frenzy of lust. This prize she holds for me alone, as we feed upon our purest desires to their end, to their sweetest heights." © 2000 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

If A Man Really Wants You!!!
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then, "heck no," you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who have a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate f

Six Impounded Street Racing Cars Crushed
Some Registered Owners on Hand to Watch Cars Reduced to Scrap By Bob Banfield RIALTO, June 20, 2007 (KABC-TV) - Six cars were crushed at a recycling plant Wednesday morning. The cars were impounded during illegal street races in San Bernardino County. Some of the registered owners were actually there to see their cars reduced to scrap. Related Links Receive Breaking News Alerts Get Eyewitness News Updates It can take a lot of time and a lot of money invested into building these street racers -- but they can be legally destroyed in just a few seconds. Proof of that statement was on display in Rialto Wednesday morning, where several impounded cars were crushed and stacked atop each other. Enforcement efforts against both organized and impromptu street racing is having some success inland. Racing often leads to death or injury. At a Rialto dismantling yard, something positive is being done about it. Cpl. Jeff Higbee, Ontario Police Dept.: "We had 13 people killed in

Buttwipes
WHY DO SOME OF THE GUYS ON HERE FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO HARRASS THE LADIES. THEY HAVE AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE HERE AND KNOW THAT THEIR PHOTOS AND INFO ARE SAFE AND NOT BEING RIPPED SO YOU CAN DO GOD KNOWS WHAT WITH. IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO STEAL PEOPLES PICS THERE ARE A MILLION SITES ON THE INTERNET WHERE YOU CAN SPEND ALL DAY STEALING PICS. THERE ARE SOME REALLY NICE LADIES ON CT. DON'T RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.....

I Give Up
I cannot live with someone taking everything I say, and twisting it. Living with 2 different standards. :( One standard for me, one for him. I can't do it. I can't live with someone checking me every moment I breathe. They never cared before, so why now. I am done. Pandora's box will close, and go back to where it was, to collect dust. I hope that someone else can use it some day. I give up

Reefer Madness
JUST WATCHED IT. WOW! I'M FUCKED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE ANYONE GOT A GUN?HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE DONT FUCKIN LOOK AT ME!! MOMMY!MOMMY! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH EHEHAHAHHEHEOHEOHEHOAHEHOHAEOHAOHOHE

Good Evening, Everyone!
Thought I'd blog tonight as I might not have time in the morning! My Mom, my sister Carol and I are trekking to Madison tomorrow morning, won't be back until Sunday evening - probably early evening. We're visiting and staying with my oldest son William - always a really good time, lmao! We've been planning this since Christmas, so I think we better just do it! My youngest daughter Jessica, along with her S.O., my youngest grandson Alex, and her S.O.'s daughter Chrissy, are all coming to visit for 10 days, lol! Should be arriving next Thursday, I think! Things will get lively around here, that's for sure, lol. Next Tuesday evening, my belly dancing group will be dancing for the local nursing home - LMAO!! Yes, we are all prepared to get our asses pinched by the old fellows. I'll take one pinch for the team, I guess, lol! I'll be wearing my new belly dancing duds and jewelry. Yes, I will try to get a decent pic, lol. Anyone wishing to comment bomb my Demonic Pic entry in the

What Each Kiss Means,
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. Advice Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Doctor Results
Well, I went to the docs yesterday after being unwell all weekand the news wasnt good. Seems that my stomach is producing to much acid, and could slowly be eating itself :0 so I have to go have a whole load of tests next week, and Im rather worried. On the plus side, my mate has a tattoo designed for me, so Im getting that done on monday. Soooo should anyone feel like cheering me up.....

Iraq
I am looking forward to Iraq for a few reasons. First off, I am very patriotic. I know (not think) that is the most honorable thing to do. I am not a war monger. Simply, I believe something has to be done. It's not going to get itself done. Better me than some kid who doesn't want to go. The one thing I love most about it is that it isn't the stupid Army we have back here in the States. I mean, the Army is the Army. Rather, it is where you actually do your job. No stupid training with blanks or laser tag gear. That's what I love more than anything. You put all the years of training to test, as one of the world's most powerful fighting forces. It sure does make my pee pee get long. When I was over there the first time, I realized everything I took for granted. Being able to get in your car and drive to a fast food restaurant. Calling a friend over to kick it. Being able to cook your own food. Going to clubs, drinking, and everything else social. And most important no family or frien

Cuties Kid On Ct Contest!
Cuties Kid On CT Contest! I need pics of kids for this plz! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/26 thur 7/03 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Knowone Desirves This
Grl: Hey Boy: What? Grl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you. Boy: Ok... Grl: What do you mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like you like that... Grl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the grl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the grl got fed up. Grl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me! Boy: Do you really wanna know why? Grl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than fucc! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Grl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! The boy leaves and the grl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings. Grl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours. Grl: Alright Mom. Mom: I love you. Grl: I love you too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Grl:

Getting Even
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD'swaiting room and office was full of people wa

Please 1500 Behind Need Help Asap Please
HEY OUT THERE I AM 1500 BEHIND FOR 1ST PLACE SO PLEASE COME AND SHOW ME SOME LOVE AND RATE AND BOMB PLEASE HERE IS THE LINK SO PLEASE Crazy FrogIn The HouseMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Songbird
Songbird Songbird songbird in the tree; I long to hear you sing for me; Your voice is what I wish to hear; For in my soul I hold you dear; I know the reasons you wont sing; But only sadness does that bring; I ache to keep and hold you tight; For in my hands all will be right; I know that this will never be; Your heart and spirit must stay free; Night is coming so you must go; Your wings the silken air do row; For each flap a tear does fall; I know I'll never hear your call; Little songbird on your way; Try to think of me someday; Songbird songbird.

Fun Things To Try
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he

Scumbag Alert(1)
I going to start posting my conversations with these scumbags. All this because I wouldn't add him right away to my friends list. I surely hope that you wont let guys like this into your lives. This guy needs to grow up & act like a man & not treat women like shit. Start at bottom & go up to read. my Comments are in yellow, his is in pink. ->ACCEPTING ...: thank god, its about time, later scumbag ACCEPTING ...: its whatever. ill just ignore you. bye ->ACCEPTING ...: not too mention you nothing but a fuckign liar to boot. ->ACCEPTING ...: god you are so pathetic, leave you alone? rofl what's wrong? cant take the same crap you was dishing out to me? ACCEPTING ...: then why waste your time with someone as worthless as me? because you are bored? because you are trying to make a statement? LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! ->ACCEPTING ...: now why would I want to get to know someone who treats me like a piece of trash. calls me a cunt & a whore, because I wouldnt kiss his ass and a

Hey Whatz Up
Here is what is going on.. Nothing really just hanging in there.. That is all I could do right now.. But helping cleaning things up and staying cleaning and keeping this house clean is really damn hard enough.. I have not been getting any sleep at all.. and it is really driving me nuts.. So I need a big help.. can you guys and gurls help me out to give me ideas how to get myself sleep at night if that is ok with you.. Well I have better things to do.. I will be right back on here later on tonight ok.. hope you all have a really good day.. Virgo24

*rolls Eyes*
The next time I find a "Club FAR member" RAFing me I am considering denying their request without a thought. (Well... I rarely grant or deny without a thought. If I like you on the basis of prior conversation etc. then you've got a lot better chance of having a request accepted in any case, circumflexes not-cedilled... er.) Off to relax to a famous (in Britain) piece (that I don't know). Edit: I should emphasize- I'm not emphasizing some particular order, I'm suggesting (while I'm not generally a fan of over-strict, letter-over-spirit, adherence to the "Golden Rule") the importance of treating others as though they were (... at least, in some peoples' cases) deserving of equal respect to that which one gives 'self. ...

Dirty Little Secret
Dirty Little Secret You've got a dirty little secret But you never mention it Never do a thing about it Blank it from your mind But blank minds are quickly filled With the thoughts you thought you'd killed You can't destroy a problem Just by putting it away You think everyone suspects The truth is no one has a clue As paranoia claws at you They wonder just what's wrong It's just a secret not a problem Or that's what you want to think It's not really a big problem It doesn't drive you to the drink Not a problem -- wrists are smooth Not a problem -- pillow's dry So it isn't suicide But pain is still a fact of life You've got to come and let it out Rid yourself of aching doubt Don't control yourself for once And you might have some fun Bottling up problems only means you preserve them Let them air out, you don't deserve them Let the pain just blow away Why don't you come out and play? There's no such thing as an original problem The world always

Baked Ziti
Baked ziti is comprised of three components; sauce, filling (much like a stuffed shell or ravioli filling) and cooked pasta. These are assembled after being prepared, then baked before serving. The final result is reminiscent of lasagna, but much easier and faster to prepare. It's sure to become your family's weeknight favorite! Preparation and Assembly: 1 lb. ziti pasta, cooked al denté (to the tooth) 2-3 tablespoons Parmesan or Romano, for sprinkling olive oil, to drizzle on top before baking Prepare sauce (following directions below) at least one hour in advance. Stir together ingredients for Ricotta filling mixture (recipe found below). Cook ziti according to directions on package, watching carefully (do not overcook). Drain pasta and return to pan. Add sauce to ziti in pan, continuing to stir and adding additional sauce as needed to coat well. Butter the bottom of an oven-proof casserole (or a lasagne dish) and spread cooked ziti in buttered casserole. Sp

It's All About Me, Deal With It! :)
1. real name: Lisa 2. nickname: Talldirtyblonde 3. single or taken: Taken...twice 4. zodiac sign: Leo 5. male or female:FEMALE 6. elementary: Fulton Elementary 7. middle: Cardington-Lincoln 8. high: Cardington-Lincoln 9. eye color: Hazel 10. hair color: BROWN..yes, not blonde lol 11. long or short: Middle of my back 12. are you health freak: Nope 13. height: 5'10 1/2" 14. do you have a crush on someone: VERY MUCH SO 15. do you like yourself: Quite well 16. piercings you have: 6 17. tattoos: 0 18. righty or lefty: RIGHTY FIRSTS: 19. first surgery: TONSILECTOMY 20. first piercing: EARLOBES 21. first award: Attendance 22. first sport: Catch the flag 23. first pet: Dog 24. first vacation: Florida 25. first concert: Joan Jett and the Blackhearts 26. first crush: Scott 27. eating: think I was 2 when I ate my first solid food 28. drinking: I like to drink Jim Beam and Jager shots with Longhair43302 & Wicked Lil Girl 29. i'm about to: Light up

Single Parents
Single parents dont have it as easly as it my seem. You never see ur kids, ur always working to make ends meet. And ur never there for them when they just need you yo be there to show them that you love and care for them instead of some babysitter. Why is single parent life so hard for the parents and kids. Exspecialy if one of the parents passed away.

Some More Of My Story
as he gets outside his chest starts to burn. the beer isn't doing its job. he gets to the end of the street. " no not again" he screams as his heart beats harder and the blood in his veins catch fire. he changes into a large wolf in front of a little runaway girl. "marc i knew it i knew it was you." the girl screams. run ella run the wolf tells her as he runs down the alley. a shot breaks the brief silence the wolf stops and looks to see ella lieing in the street and a man standing over her. the gun in his hand was still smoking. flames in the eyes of this beast was clear as the full moon above. the wolf charges the man. he then raises his gun and takes aim at marc. fires a full clip at him and doesn't as much as scratch him. the wolf grabs ella and carries her off in his mouth. "i will get you my friend and when i do you will be free." the man says and then vanishes into thin air. he takes her to a abandoned warehouse that marc owned he lies her down and licks her the blood from her w

Robin Williams Does It Again
A MUST READ...PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR....READ THIS! The Plan! ? Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest o f those " good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our bo

Mother Nature...lmao
Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!! Then POOF! She was gone! After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?" Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows." Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"

Mine Are Hazel
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if yo

Monday Morning July 2 Thought For The Day
Indiscriminately chosen friends may bring trouble, but a genuine friend sticks with you through thick and thin. Now think about that how many of us have friends or had friends that were there as long as things were goin soomthly but as soon as they were needed they poofed. To all my CT FRIENDS AND FAMILY....I LOVE YOU a href="http://thediamonddew.com" target="_blank"> thediamonddew.com

Checking You Out...
Here's a question on etiquette... When I check out a person's pictures, I always rates them (a '10' of course) and, when I am done, I click on "Check out this Person" or whatever it says. I figure that it's a courtesy - to let people know that I was there. Does this matter to anyone? Is it "proper" or should I just move on? What do you prefer?

Contests...
Ok... so a good chunk of my friends know that I just finished my first contest and am involved in another... My original intent was to see what the whole 'contest' thing is about, and show some Military Love to our Boys...but little did I know that it would bring some of my cooler friends together...or that I would learn the reality behind the CT World... And now for the Hipocracy, cuz I'm still a member...I realized that it truly is a big popularity contest, High School online...hardly anyone is who they say they are, and most don't mean a word that comes out of their mouths... I had a lot of fun with the contest, but I don't have all day to sit around and comment bomb or rate...nor do I expect it of my friends...I might stay up and online a few nights a week, but that's an insomnia problem...So for this I lost...it's not as if it's meant for more than a silly title or gift, why not just give if you have it to give? Anyways, I'm also losing the second contest, but I'm l

R.i.p Jason Mearse 1978-2007
Jason was a wonderful man he did everything he could for me and my son Jason he loved us so much.We were is world everythung he did for us, he was a wonderful father for Jason, he wanted the best for him, even though he wasn't Jason's real dad he wanted to be, he loved him like he was his own.I never knew a love like Jason's,his love was one of a kind,he loved everything about me he cared so much for me,he was the first guy i have ever been with that made feel special, he made me feel loved all the time, he hardly ever argue he would have our disagreements but nothin big, we were hardly ever mad at each other,our relationship was perfect, i know it might have seemed to soon but 2 and half months after he got together we wanted to have a baby of our own so we started trying and i got pregnant 2 month later we were so happy that we were gonna have a baby and i knew he was going to a great dad cuz he already was a great to little Jason, he was so excited about having his own child he told

Info On My Band Evil_corpse
FOR ALL OF MY FRIENDS I WILL BE PUTING OUT MY FRIST CD ON 10/9/2007 IT WILL HAVE 6 SONGS ON IT I WILL BE GIVEING IT OUT FOR FREE IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE IT OUT HERE TO WARE IM AT SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS AND I WILL MAIL YOU ONE THIS IS FOR MY BAND EVIL_CORPSE THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE TO MY BAND MUCH LOVE FOR SPIKE AND MY BAND EVIL_CORPSE SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS TO MY E-MAIL OK MY E-MAIL IS spike_cox1981@yahoo.com ok thanks THE NAME OF THE CD IS YOUR ALL DOOMED SOONER OR LATRE IM GOING TO GET YOU ! IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF MUSIC I HAVE GO HERE IS MY URL FOR IT http://www.myspace.com/evilcorpse666 AND YOU CAN HERE THE MUSIC AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF KEEP IT REALL AND AWAYS EVIL

I Just Don't Get You!!
I just Don't get you!! You say we can be friends but then you say "good for you,I'll miss you!! Goodbye" What the fuck is with that crap? Say one thing then do another. Then you wonder why it hurts because you don't even want to give this friendship a shot, if you can't have me as your gf then you don't want me. Funny thing is thats how we started out as friends, I told you that I'm sorry that i hurt you but you hurt me first. Yet i had the balls to still stay your friend even when it hurt like hell. :( This really makes me sad. Because then you truely were never a true friend, True friends stand by you no matter what happens. Well I'm sorry that I hurt you. Sorry that i fucked up and couldn't give you the answer you wanted when you wanted it. :(

And Still Champion!
Latest results are in on last Eddie Van Halen VS. Joe Satriani. Eddie Van Halen is your undefeated Champion for the 4th time in a row!! Eddie Van Halen-26 Votes Joe Satriani-6 Votes Stick around for the next one in my latest MUMM!

Love Come Softly
Love come softly into the night whisper sweet nothings to this wounded heart of mine Be gentle, be kind, be ever faithful and true withstand all temptations that may lead you astray Be unconditional and understanding never jealous or hateful Help heal the wounds caused by others take away all the sadness and sorrows Show me how great love can be remind me what it feels like to be loved Gently take my trembling hand in yours gazing into my eyes to calm my fears Prove to me that love doesn't have to be full of heartache help me to feel and see the joys that love can bring Grab me in a loving embrace so close to you proving your love to me with a sweet gentle kiss Oh love please come to me

Joke For The Day
This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Tell ya what; I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up...... and drink my poison..."

How Psychic R U
You Are 90% Psychic You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good! Are You Psychic?

Flight Of The Raven
This is a poem that I wrote and was inspired by a truely great friend to me.Hope it is well recieved and liked. The Flight of the Raven Fly away Raven Fly to where you need to be Dont look back Nor worry for me Have no shame,pitty,nor pain For I lie here in a dorment sleep, the big sleep I will think of you and await the day our souls cross pathes again As they have many times in past lives Fly away for now Fly from that tree For it is something that must be FLY AWAY GO!!! but remember you will always be missed and loved. By: Matt H

The Farmer And The Milking Machine
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. So he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on, and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. However, when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument - some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less - but still he had no success getting out of it. Panicking, he just barely reached the phone and called the supplier's customer service hotline. The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow's udder?" Customer Service: "Don't worry. The machine was programmed to release automatically after collectin

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He watches as her body writhes against the sheets Jealous of the one who is consuming her mind His body hardens as her hips raise swirl an fall His breathing matches her as his eyes stay on her body Her sighs sing out in the heated air as her body shivers His throat dry his lips parched his relief lay before him His name comes out as a cry as her body beckons him close With a sigh he goes to her quenching his thirst with her lips He cries out in joy as he sides into her velvet heat Their cries fill the room as their release come fast and hard Her whisper fills his soul as he fills her body Your mine my slave Forever my mistress

Just Wanted To Say I Am Sorry
I AM SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ON MUCH THIS WEEKEND OR THE LAST FEW DAYS.. MY MOM WAS IN A NURSING HOME IN MCKINNEY. BUT MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS DECIDED TO MOVE HER BACK TO DENISON TO BE CLOSER TO US. SHE IS NOT DOING WELL AT ALL. AND WE WANTED HER CLOSER IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS. MCKINNEY IS LIKE 30 MINS. FROM US. NOW SHE IS JUST A MATTER OF MINTUES FROM US THANKS ALL OF U FOR UR PATIENCE WITH ME

People
ok so I have like 1500 cherry points till lvl 5, and I only want to get to 5 because I want to post a mumm. But no one is helping me, granted I don't have a million pics, and can't rate everyones pics all the time, but seriously. So rate me fan me friend me something. I am really disliking this site so far, such selfish conceited people. Someone prove me wrong?

Bbw/bhm Bombers Meeting Tonite!!
TO ALL BBW/BHM BOMBERS FAMILY THERE WILL BE A MEETING TONITE AT 9pm EASTERN TIME ALL MUST ATTEND...IF YOU HAVE A REASON YOU WONT BE ABLE TO ATTEND PLEASE LET EITHER ms, maine or rubia KNOW PLEASE...IF THERE ARE ANY PPL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING OR JUST STOPPING IN TO SEE WHAT WERE ABOUT PLEASE FEEL FREE...HERE IS THE LINK TO OUR LOUNGE. http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=7895 THANK YOU CANDYRAIN BBW/BHM BOMBERS SECRETARY

Why Are Men Happier
Why Are Men Happier Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You

For All My Girlfriends
If I could comment I would send this to all of you ...........///You ..........///_are .........||.^|= Beautiful .........))_-_/ (( Intelligent .........)'_/."._`) Smart .....././._..../... Sincere ....././(_.x/._).| Kind ........)".|."(/./ Adorable ........'...'.. //./ Ideal ....../........././ Naughty ......|....__.. Attractive ......|.../..../ Sweet ......|..|..... Cute ......|..|....... Unique ......|..|........ lovable ......|..|......... Understanding ......|..|.......... & a Very Very ......|..|........... GOOD friend of mine ...../__..........|__ Send To eight Truly Beautiful Woman On your List & If You Get It Back Than your Pretty Damn B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L B-I-T-C-H

Another Newbie
So, I just joined today. Wanted to give an apology and thank you to everyone who has commented on my profile and pics. I really appreciate your comments, I just can't figure out how to return 'em quite yet. I'm a little slow...blame it on the blondness! So that's really it for now. I'll update more a little later. Love y'all, Mimi

A Quick Way To Earn A Few Bucks (no B.s.)
I RECENTLY JOINED A NEW SITE AT THE REQUEST OF A FRIEND ON ANOTHER NETWORKING SITE. YEAH, WE'VE ALL SEEN THE GET A FREE iPod, WIN A NEW PLASMA T.V. ADS, WHICH NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. WELL, I WAS A LITTLE LEERY ABOUT THIS ONE AS WELL BUT FIGURED WHAT THE HELL, MIGHT AS WELL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I JOINED THE TREASURE TROOPER SITE AND RECIEVED AN EMAIL NOT MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES LATER FROM THE ORGINIZATIONS HEAD EXPLAINING ALL THAT I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT OPERATING THE SITE... HOW TO GET THE MAXIMUM PAYOFF. AS I'M SURE A LOT OF YOU ARE LIKE MYSELF, A LITTLE FREE TIME HERE AND THERE, AT WORK, AT HOME, WHERE EVER... I DEVOTED A LITTLE OF THAT FREE TIME INTO TAKING SURVEYS FOR THIS SITE. AMAZINGLY, THE LITTLE AMOUNT OF TIME PAYED OFF. HERE’S A COPY OF THE FIRST CHECK I RECIEVED FROM TREASURE TROOPER. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT'S A REAL CHECK AND YES, I WAS ABLE TO CASH IT THROUGH MY LOCAL BANK (NOT A SCAM). I FIGURED I’D SHARE THIS WITH MY C.T. FRIENDS SO THAT THEY TO COULD EARN A

Tennessee Love Poem
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, "SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER". SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL". "YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU'MOTHER BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER." BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, "MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY".

My Second Pregnancy!!!
I found out that I am pregnant on Monday the 9th and I am so happy! I have a 4 year old son and I could not be any happier with my son and that he is gonna be a big brother! I am hopin to have another lil boy but if I have a lil girl I will be happy! To me it does not matter what I have! I will be doing updates through out my pregnancy each month! My estimated due date is March 7, 2008!!!! Thank you everyone that has been supporting me through out everything I have been going through and I hope that they will continue to support me!

O,m,g
Associated Press LOS ANGELES - Soccer star David Beckham and his wife, Victoria, arrived Thursday night to begin their new lives in the United States. The British power couple smiled and held hands as they walked out of a Los Angeles International Airport terminal shortly before 8:20 p.m. after arriving aboard a British Airways flight from London. Dozens of reporters and photographers pushed and shoved behind barriers set up at the terminal before the duo, surrounded by security guards, left in a black sport utility vehicle without commenting. Their three children accompanied them on the flight, but didn't exit the terminal with them. Victoria Beckham, also known as Posh Spice of the Spice Girls, wore a sleeveless black dress and sunglasses and gave a quick wave to the paparazzi. David Beckham was dressed in a black jacket and jeans. Several people at the airport to pick up passengers became paparazzi themselves, snapping images with their cell phones. "It was so aw

My Sister Drama!
On a lighter note (HA HA) my sister that I live with has cut of my access to my internet (lets just say I'm "hijacking" it right now). She's unhooked the cable that provides me internet AND cable TV so that I can do nothing in my dungeon ( I live in her basement right now) but read and listen to music as she wont let me upstairs. Im hoping to be in my own apartment in three weeks if not sooner (and GOD I hope its sooner!). Love yall! *kisses* Kk

My Ambitions
To Travel (Egypt & USA) Do Hangliding Do A Hot Air Balloon Ride Continue DC M&Gs & Concerts Computer/Web Design Win Loadsa Money!! Play The Saxaphone Get More Poems Published Own A Horse Meet Mr/Mrs Right & Marry! Get Forum Bumping Again! Retire From Work Learn To Dance Have Self Esteem/Confidence Meet 'My Heroes' Own A Huge House! Lose Weight Own A Swimming Pool/Jacuzzi Shop In NYC Visit Alcatraz Prison Go Back To Australia! Go On Safari Watch NBA Courtside Sail On A Yacht Go To Disneyland Learn Sign Language

Undressing You
UNDRESSING YOU I undress you slowly being careful not to over arouse myself…I cares your skin ask I work my way from your shirt to your pants…Your pants are off now all I can think of is the ride ahead..i press my body against yours as I reach behind you and start to pull down your boxers…I feel the rise in you…I want to feel it in me…I grab you by the back of your hair and I pull gently pulling you down and backwards till you are flat on the bed..I want to take you now but I stop myself…I slowly lick on your neck….a little bite, that didn’t hurt did it…I move my hands over your chest holding back the urge to devour you…I want to feel you inside me.. I take a deep breath and I blow my warm breath over your thigh as I move up just a little bit more..You want me I make you wait for it wait for it….I lick my warm tongue up and down your shaft, your body starts to shake…Hold you will have it soon…. I climb on top of you teasing you we are almost there…..I whisper in your ear…**nod*

Meet A Friend
I just wanted to introduce you to a friend that hasn't been on Cherry Tap that long. She's still learning all about this site. She's has a heart of gold and and always willing to help others. Please stop by and Fan, Add and rate her. *~shuks~* (David's lil' sis)@ CherryTAP This is a pimp out from: BooBoo...Rate,Fan, Add, So I can return it:)@ CherryTAP

The Love Of My Life!
Monday, July 16, 2007 JIMMIE, My love, My fantacy, My EVERYTHING Current mood: loved Category: Romance and Relationships Jimmie Berryhill... My friend... My love. I am falling so in love with this man. I can't help it. He is just so.. different. He reminds me of my father and my brother. Next month I am going to KY to visit him and he is paying for everything.. he demands it. ha-ha. My parents, my family, my friends know about him, my family didn't even know about Jason. At any rate.. Jimmie wants to meet everyone in my life, and from what I can tell he is honest, he is too lazy to lie about anything is what he says. so if you have ANY QUESTIONS for him at all, he is more than happy to answer them. He loves me.. why I still don't know, but he loves ME. As I am, he loves me, is falling in love with me. And I love him for that. I am falling for him as well, its weird and scary because we have yet to actually meet, but I cannot wait to meet him, to hold him, t

Contemplation
Some day (even if i never get to actually move to Toronto Like i really wish) I hope i can get a job so i can afford a small piece of land and a house in the middle of nowhere so i can listen to music loud and have get togethers. The other thing is that i still be able get DSL and a phone (that's all i need...that and water and electricity and heat).

Earth Angel Stash Club Members
I just wanted to thank all my new friends from THE EARTH ANGEL STASH CLUB. Everyone that stopped by and showed me love, made me feel so welcome. You guys rock!!!!!!! I'm looking forward to visiting all of your pages and returning all the love. If I haven't been to your page yet, I'm on my way! LOL Thanks again, and if you haven't already done so, could you please sign my guestbook under the video games section of my profile. Tracy~~~Angeleyes76116

Forever
Forever is a long time, But with you it seems like time has just begun. Endless thoughts about you, Flow effortlessly through my mind. Seeing you precious face as I close my eyes, To feel your caress as I look to the skies. Knowing you are far from me, But your heart beats only for me. Loving you has been what I've lived for, Your handsome face and all your charm, along with your sense of humor and loving heart is what I truely adore. Forever seems like such a long time, But baby, as long as it's with you, I'll stay in heaven in your arms for all eternity.

Bishop And The Ass
Bishop And The Ass A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper head

Men
Let me ask you this, why do guys think that the bbw's of the world are not worth dating??? What the hell is up wih that? We have feelings just like those skinny ass barbie wanna be bitchs do. And most of the time we are smarter then them! Sometimes men can be pigs and it's pissing me off. Wake up guys see that there is more to us bbw's. To those guys that like the bbw's much love, you know a real women when you see one!!

I Give Up!!! Everyone Seems To Think It Is So Easy
Yeah right...I have it so easy on the road. Or so I have been hearing a lot lately. Let me tell you...what BS. I get up at 3 am in the morning....get to bed by 9 pm if I am lucky. And that is 7 days a week for months on end. I tried dating someone, that fell to pieces because of what I do. Meanwhile at home situation detoriates between me and sons mother. Add to this the fact that I have yet to get ahead this year because everytime I do something happens that puts me in a hole. Yeah...great f'n life I have people. No oportunity to develope friendships or relationships at home...cause I'm never there. No chance to on the road because I'm totally exhausted and always on the go. So here I live in a constant state of motion, and yet do not truly live at all. To be the nameless 39 y/o man in black wearing a fadora (yes I do....bite me)that brings you everything you need in life to survive....and yet you know not even his name. Nor what his doing so may cost him. ...And I can't even put a pi

I Need To Vent A Little
Sorry im usually quiet, I just rate what im rated and here to talk to my close friends, and as many of you know I add to my stash almost every day, but i cant be quiet now....so here it goes. OK THIS IS A BUNCH OF B.S. ALL OF A SUDDEN NOW YOU CANT POST ITEMS THAT ARE CONSIDERED NSFW....IM SORRY BUT IF THE ARE GONNA DO THAT THEN THEY SHOULD HAVE A TAB LIKE YOU DO IN PICTURES TO MARK IT ACCORDINGLY...THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF SINCE WHOEVER IS READING THIS PROBABLY KNOWS THAT I DO ALOT OF STASH. WELL I GUESS IM JUST GONNA TAKE MY CHANCES AND SEE IF I GET DELETED CUZ IM PISSED. THIS IS WHAT IT SAYS: The Stash is where you can store all the cool stuff you find on the Internet: videos, pics, jokes, surveys, trackz, or whatever! Your Stash will be shown on your profile so that you can share it with the entire fubar community! OK IT SAYS OR WHATEVER!! SO THEREFORE IM NOT GONNA CHANGE AND IF SOMEONE WANTS TO REPORT SOMETHING IN MY STASH AS NSFW.....BE MY GUEST THIS IS MY STASH AND

This Is So Sad (graphic)
No one cares about your middle name, or what you did in 2006 or stupid stories that involve killers in the night.THEY AREN'T REAL. GET OVER IT.THIS IS.This is wrong to the highest level.Please help spread awareness of the animals that go through testing. It is not right and should be stopped.The following images are of animals that have been used for consumer product testing. They are graphic.

The Boy In The Back
The Boy In The Back By Anthony Hunt Together They were the life of the party And he never Dared go anywhere without his darling For so long Everyone thought them insperable But he lost her, Took for granted what was once dependable And now his pride keeps bringing back to the crowd, yeah. But seeing her happy with her new man makes him wanna - shout out loud Let them dance As the boy in the back stares, longing He had his chance But his girl was tired of his wronging Now he's alone, It's for the best, he whispers quietly But deep down, He wishes someone would notice, just slightly. No, let them dance. Their parting Cost him dear friends he thought he did love Even worse, He crawled back in the hole she brought him out of. Now he's scared To share himself with any other 'Cause he knows The anguish of losing a lover. He trusted her so much, gave her all of his heart, yeah. but now he knows better; he'll never be open, never let his - secrets depa

Someone Call A Doctor!
Well I finally leveled (and in a shade under a decade) ;) thank you to all you helped level me. You're awesome. My side is just killing me and the pain will not go away. I guess I'll just chill here for the rest of the day and read the new Potter book. BTW-I do salutes for people because a) I want to and b) They have earned it. When people that have been on my friend's list for like 24 hours ask for salutes to be done like the one I did for Lola (which you will notice is now moved to an area you can't see), its a rather poor reflection on their character if you ask me. So please, as my friends who stay true to me know.. I hook you up in SPADES with uber awesome boobness. So please, read the profile and respect my wishes. I had to block a guy today who seemed real nice.. All because he couldn't speak to me with respect and demanded to know how to see my family folder. As you all know, I have little tolerance for this because I hook up my friends at random moments for fun.... b

Bratty Bytch's Most Fubar Friends
BRATTYBYTCH'S MOST FUBAR FRIENDS! In this section. I am adding a few of my favorite FUBAR people. They are all here for one(or many!) reason or another. Show their pages some love! I will definitely be adding more people to this list. All have been a very big part of my LostCherry/CherryTap/Fubar experience. hugs n kisses to all of these AMAZING friends of mine! **Christie**@ fubar ashes to ashes Lust to Lust@ fubar eddiequalls@ fubar Sinister Hellian@ fubar ♥Sinister's Sweetie ♥ SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!!!@ fubar ~*Ladygray*~@ fubar bucs24,CONFEDERATE BOMBERS OF CT~*undergrounds promoter*@ fubar cdncyborg*The Enchanted*fubar hubby 2 Patti@ fubar CherryPye@ fubar ~Mark ~@ fubar

Madness
A madness of empty weariness grips my mind. I've little will to do anything. All desire is but faded shadows and it matters naught. I feel the depression descending upon me. Its work already done in the quiet hours, unsuspectingly, has taken from me the will to fight its insidious intrusion. Suicidal thoughts flirt with my consciousness, whispering sweet nothings of the end of suffering.

My Half Assed Dir En Grey Concert Review + Onlspace!
Hola! This summer i got the chance to see some awesome live acts. Ben Harper, Ziggy Marley, Robert Randolph. . .but the one i was MOST hyped about was the Deftones, Dir en grey, and Fall of Troy show. It started off with Fall of Troy as the opening act. I wasnt too familiar with them, but the lead guitarist/singer did some decent shreading and sweaks. All there songs were pretty forgettable though and i think the crowed was was getting antsy waiting for the main acts. after a long wait, Diru's crew came out and started to set up. A huge black and grey DIR EN GREY banner was revealed from the ceiling. Soon after that they started playing GDS and Shinya walked out and slipped behind his drum set. . . Damn he looked hella frail. After that both Toshiya and Die walked out, they didnt look quite as skinny as i remember them from all there photoshoots and videos and instead of Die's signature red hair it was brown. Toshiya got the crowed hyped by pumping his fist and his g

Please Do This
Please everyone sign my guestbook on my main page.. if you read this blog then there is no excuse for you not to! HAHAHAH!... i will be lookin for you all.. i just wanna show off my friends and hey if you have one, let me know and i will sign yours too.. just to be fair! MUAH to all my peepz! you guys are the bomb!

Taking Photos Pays Off
Taking & submitting all those cars to GM Blogs paid off gm_blogs Subject: GM event- you're invited! Hi Mike- This August (the weekend of the 18th, to be exact), GM will be hosting some car buffs in Detroit for the annual Woodward Dream Cruise, a 16-mile classic car cruise in metro Detroit, and as a â€œthank youâ€ for all of the great photos youâ€™ve been submitting to us on Flickr for FYIâ€™s Photo of the Day, we were wondering if youâ€™d like to come out and photograph the event. GM would fly you out on Thursday, Aug. 16, to Detroit to experience the Dream Cruise and some other GM behind-the-scenes action. Not only would your flight be covered, GM would also cover all hotel, food, and event expenses. Youâ€™d head back home on the 19th, that Sunday. After the event, we're planning on having some special Flickr sets here in our account, as well as some special posts over on our blogs. Weâ€™ve got some great activities planned for the weekend, so I hope youâ€™d like to

Which Action Hero Would You Be? V. 2.0
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. Captain Jack Sparrow96% James Bond, Agent 00779% Batman, the Dark Knight79% Lara Croft71% Maximus63% Indiana Jones63% Neo, the "One"54% The Terminator46% El Zorro46% The Amazing Spider-Man

Mosquitos
Okay my hubby and my kids are all allergic to mosquito bites.. they get bit all the time and I dont.. I have no idea why I dont get bit. I was wondering why I dont get any bits at all.. and the rest of my family does.. I guess I was just wondering why I dont get bit... If you want to comment on if you know anything feel free.. I just think its weird I dont get bites...

Boring Life!!!!!!!!!!!!
since I dont get to see my kids on a reagulary bases mylife is so boring.... I'm working on geting back to Mass to see them for good... Its alot of work but I have to look at the other end of my very dark rainbow... well I really just want to find that someone special that will encourage me through this... Just another wish in my pot of black... Yes my pot is not gold it is black and always will be....... the empty soul, Cleo

The Online Disinhibition Effect
You Don't Know Me (dissociative anonymity) You Can't See Me (invisibility) See You Later (asynchronicity) It's All in My Head (solipsistic introjection) It's Just a Game (dissociative imagination) We're Equals (minimizing authority)) Personality Variables True Self? Self Constellations Across Media Altering Self Boundary It's well known that people say and do things in cyberspace that they wouldn't ordinarily say or do in the face-to-face world. They loosen up, feel more uninhibited, express themselves more openly. Researchers call this the "disinhibition effect." It's a double-edged sword. Sometimes people share very personal things about themselves. They reveal secret emotions, fears, wishes. Or they show unusual acts of kindness and generosity. We may call this benign disinhibition. On the other hand, the disinhibition effect may not be so benign. Out spills rude language and harsh criticisms, anger, hatred, even threats. Or people explore the dark underworld of

Trust
Trust me, doubt me Destroy me, save me Follow or lead Take me now And leave tomorrow For an illusion The sunrises and We lose ourselves In the simplicity Of colors blended in clouds False pretense becomes Outlawed and forgotten Rose-colored glasses Addict and ensnare We remain true Yet hold back That which defines The little voice Guiding our actions Seen by them That views our lives As movies, believing Its all unreal Meaningless and unimportant A life worth nothing Faded into the background Unseen, unheard we’re lost

I Just Dropped Down To 3rd Place!!! :(
UT OOOOOOOOOH.... :( I JUST SAW I DROPPED DOWN TO 3RD PLACE NOW.. UGH!!!!! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... MY FINGERS CAN ONLY TYPE SOOOOOO FAST..... I WANNA STAY IM THE TOP 2 SPOTS...... ;( OOOOOOOOOOOOH NUTTERS....................OOOOOOOOOOH BARNACLES............... LMAMO....

The Final Two!
It's come down to this: Jordin vs. Blake. Beauty and the Beatboxer, or some such. The winning Idol's song, This Is My Now, was written by a Seattle duo, a pastor and a contemporary Christian artist. Both contestants will perform it tonight and chances are I'll go to hell for what I'm gonna say about it. A commercial break before we even get started? Talk about padding. Aw, Blake's such a gentleman, winning the coin toss but asking Jordin if she wants to go first. She wisely declines. He goes first. (Better to go last and make the final impression). Anyhow, Blake reprises Bon Jovi's You Give Love a Band Name. There is no excuse to repeat songs from just a couple weeks ago. The whole sense of discovery is shot. This is a bad thing Idol does on finale shows. And given that the judges seem clueless about contemporary music, they think this beatboxing nonsense is "original" and "different." Sorry, nothing unique about it. Paula has such a crush on Blake it's embarrassing. Simon's eas

Ive Been Gone A While
i havent been getting on here that much in the last few weeks.Well heres why my husband Dave had surgery on his spine Tuesday and i have been spending the time to get ready.there was alot to do and haveing to do it all by myself to me awhile but i did it.now im just taking care of Dave makeing sure hes ok and just doing everything for him or atleast trying to get him to let me do everything for him with out me yelling at him lol This whole thing has been harder on him then he thought it would be. It hurts to see Dave in this much pain and knowing that theres nothing i can do breaks my heart.I would give or do anything to take his pain away and it i could id trade places with him in a heartbeat.

Wicked, Another Chapter
He is so lost in his fantasy that he doesnt realize his car has started to cross the center line. All of a sudden a horn blaring snaps him out of it. When he looks he is about to come head on with a Semi. He jerks the wheel barely avoiding the collision. His car skids and swerves off the road. As it gets caught up on the gravel it blows the front tire. " Fuck " he yells smacking his hands on the steering wheel. All he wanted tonight was to go home, crack a beer and relax. Now he is in the middle of nowhere, on the highway. Stuck with a woman who is making him lose his mind. The jerking of the car woke her. She looked at him wondering what the hell was going on. " What happened?" she asked He realizes she did not see the truck so he does not want her to know it was his fault they almost crashed. Especially when it was due to him mentally undressing and touchig her. " Damn deer ran across the road, had to swerve to avoid it " he says, hoping she asks no questio

Hi Come See Me
ok hi all sorry i have not been on i find a hot site to chat on it's 3D and you can have sex on it, it's so hot you see naked men and women and some time you can see them haveing sex, you can dance, skate, swim, and sit in hot tubs so come see me i'm missy67

Peace
OKAY TO MY FRIENDS AS YOU KNOW WE ARE AT WAR AND DUTY CALL FOR ME TO GO ONCE AGAIN AND HELP OUT ANOTHER COUNTRY. SO I WILL BE OFF THE SITE FOR A LIL WHILE. YOU CAN STILL LEAVE FUMAIL N I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN I CAN. UNTIL THEN HAVE FUN AND STAY SAFE DOMKING A.K.A (RUBIN)

A Navy Man Who Got Mad When Someone Mocked Him As A "nerd" Over The Internet
ELM MOTT, Texas - A Navy man who got mad when someone mocked him as a "nerd" over the Internet climbed into his car and drove 1,300 miles from Virginia to Texas to teach the other guy a lesson. As he made his way toward Texas, Fire Controlman 2nd Class Petty Officer Russell Tavares posted photos online showing the welcome signs at several states' borders, as if to prove to his Internet friends that he meant business. When he finally arrived, Tavares burned the guy's trailer down. This week, Tavares, 27, was sentenced to seven years in prison after pleading no contest to arson and admitting he set the blaze. "I didn't think anybody was stupid enough to try to kill anybody over an Internet fight," said John G. Anderson, 59, who suffered smoke inhalation while trying to put out the 2005 blaze that caused $50,000 in damage to his trailer and computer equipment. The feud started when Anderson, who runs a haunted house near Waco, joined a picture-sharing Web site and posted hi

The Real Thank You From Corky
AGAIN THANK YOU SO MUCH SORRY ABOUT MY ERROR..Thanks for great team work.None of this would be done if it wasnt for us all working together.Todays stats so far 5 leveled..over 60,000 . WANTED YOU ALL TO SEE CAUSE OF ALL THE TIME YOU PUT INTO THIS I'am a GodFather I wanted to Every one that helped me make GodFather u all ROCK Corky1952~Owner of The Global Bombers ~&~Founder of White Tiger Bombers~@ fubar

1500's
1500's The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children.Last of all the babies.By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and

Blame Your Fate Part 2
I lost someone that lived and grew in my heart Cannot let myself say to the hell with her We are just loving friends and nothing more Many people have told me that life is unfair Another phrase that I consider bullshit It was made by you from the choices you picked To feel like the worst piece of trash Lower myself deeper to the ends of pain Do I regret everything that took place with her Any remorse that I want to break free? The amount that I have clogs up my veins So much pain all around me as my life slips away Get it together or punch myself in the face Hold what you have and never let go But again my thoughts think of her and what I am No more sadness and the crying must end. Must stop calling myself lame again... I have been through hell and I have been through worse Just the feelings in me wont go away So as my final statement to the ones who feel bad If life has your own hands choking your throat... Do anything possible to not give up hope.

What Is This Thing Called Love (more Poetry By Me)
what is this thing called love love is something I can never hope to have love is the emptiness left in my heart love is what keeps me up at night why do I want love so bad why do I need to feel loved y am i burdened constantly with the reality that ill never be loved why do I even search for love something that I will never have is love supposed to cause pain in your heart why wont the pain end why cant I stop feeling what is love love is something ill never find love has shown me that I’m destined to be alone

Three Things To Think About...
Three Things to Think About: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution, and 3. The Ten Commandments Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. The Constitution - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work

My Quiet Inner Myspace
Ok, as you all well know Myspace can be a bit coo-coo for cocoa puffs every now and then. Yet, as of late I can't help but notice that myspace, while still having those annoying HTML games as advertisements, it now offers services. These services are strange at best and why anyone would want to use them is beyond me. These services can mostly be found, oddly enough, on the blogs page. I dropped my account there, and then decided to open a new one. I haven't done anything with it, or added friends, so there has been no need to check in. But I did this last Friday and this is what I found lurking around my blank profile page. A service was asking if you know your credit score. I, always one to be on top of my credit knew my score but decided to check the thing out. After filling out loads of information I was eventually brought to a page that asked me which magazine subscription I wanted to pay for. I have no idea how this helps me find my credit score. I chose against sub

Pay Per Click
Pay per click Interested in PPC Riches ? Pay per click (PPC) is an advertising model used on websites, advertising networks, and search engines where advertisers only pay when a user actually clicks on an ad to visit the advertiser's website. Advertisers bid on keywords they believe their target market would type in the search bar when they are looking for a product or service. When a user types a keyword query matching Click Here for PPC Riches the advertiser's keyword list, the advertiser's ad may appear on the search results page. These ads are called a "Sponsored link" or "sponsored ads" and appear next to, and sometimes, above the natural or organic results on the page. The advertiser pays only when the user clicks on the ad. Pay per click advertising is a search engine marketing technique. Pay per click ads may also appear on content network websites. In this case, ad networks such as Google Adsense and Yahoo! Publisher Network atte

Todays Photoshoot & More Notes!
Had a photoshoot today out of the comfort of my own home with someone that I met thru another site that was interested in taking nude photos. I am sure that I will upload some here, once i can upload more photos again! The photos consisted of me down on my hands and knees, spread open shots, cock in pussy shots and a cum shot on my body. These are the type of photoshoots that I am available for. On other side notes if you ever heard of Maile Maverick Shes a XXX adult porn star..was just in Philly last night for a photoshoot and the two of us sometime in the near future are going to be getting together for a photoshoot for our private members only club. I have the link on my profile so if you want a chance to see the both of us together in some steamy erotic fun and capture it on film as well then you know where to click and what to do!! Hugs and Kisses Kelly

Level Up Challenge
We have back to back Happy Hours coming up at the top of the hour.I have seen alot of Bulletins to Level Ancient1 soIm putting us to a challenge to level him in the next 2 hours. Hes a great friend to have.SO Im asking you all to go Fan and and rate all you can..I garentee you hes a friend fo mine that you wont be sorry.Hes such a sweet heart ~Ancient1~ Caught Sonny Nude@ fubar

It's Thursday Evening!
Yes, I'm making blog entries at all hours these days, lol! This will be brief - I hope! I've added three more past life companions to my Inspirational Pics file! Please welcome Mistress of Wolves, Revenant aka Glenn, and GreyHawk to our happy little family, lol! Mistress is one of my closest female connections so far, and I love her dearly! Glenn is another past life lover/spouse/whatever - yes, we are closely connected as well, lol! GreyHawk and I are kindred spirits in so many ways. He is such a delight! Welcome, one and all! Feel free to check out their profiles, rate, comment, etc., you know the drill! Revolution in the mumms, lmao!! Check out the Bulletins, soon. They may get deleted!! Busy day again tomorrow, and a long one to boot! Have a fantastic evening, everyone! Much love and warm hugs, one and all! Blessings, so many blessings, for all my friends, all over the world! Later! Muahz!

Less Then 3 Hours Left Til It Starts
Im holding a VIP?3day blast to first and another 3 day blast to second contest....Its gonna be starting at 7pm(Indiana time)So that means theres less the 3 hours b4 it starts..... Ill be accepting entries till around midnight or so, but the competition will have a jump on ya if ya dont enter early....theres only 16 enties right now ,so your chances are pretty good.....Please see my other blog or bulleton for more details.... Have a great fubar day....

60,000 To Godfather #3
WE HAVE ANOTHER HAPPY HOUR LEFT...RATE OR THERE IS A GIVAWAY GOING ON IF WE HAVE COMMENT BOMBERS...THERE IS ALOT OF HELP AND NUMBERS ARE GOING DOWN COME SHOW SOME LOVE..JUST REMEBER YOUR DAY TO GOD FATHER IS COMING AND YOU WANNA GET IT OVER WITH THE LAST 100,000 KILLS YOU IT JUST SEEMS LIKE IT WILL NEEVER GET HERE..SHOW SOME LOVE..AWESOME JOB TODAY EVERYONE....IM NOT EXACTLY SURE ON THE NUMBER OF LEVEL UPSS IT WAS AT LEAST 10 AND THE TOTALS ...WELLL OVER 300,000 TEAM WORKS HELPS...THE OCL AND ALOT OF OTHER FAMILY AND FRRIENDS OF EACH MADE IT ALL HAPPEN...THANKS AGAIN FOR SHOWING YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT TO THESE 3 FUBAR GODFATHERS... Mя. Đ Pєяĸy's Huѕband Co-Owner of The O.C.L@ fubar

The Crazy Horse Memorial
Crazy Horse Memorial when Finished Korczak's detailed, long-range plans for Crazy Horse Memorial are incorporated into this painting showing how the nonprofit humanitarian project will look in the future when its major goals are accomplished. The 563-foot-high mountain carving-in-the-round will dominate the horizon. A poem written by Korczak will be carved on the mountain in letters three feet tall. The multi-storied, 350-foot diameter, hogan-style Indian Museum of North America will be across the reflecting pool from the mountain. The American Indian University and Medical Training Center, with its circular dormitories, will rise on either side of the Avenue of the Chiefs. The avenue will be lined with sculptural portraits of famous Native Americans. Visitors will be able to drive around the spring-fed lake to the other side of the colossal Crazy Horse sculpture in the round. The recreational facilities reflect Korczak's great love of sports and his desir

Ok, I Know This Was Stupid Of Me...
But someone had sent me a message and it said, I think this is you freakinstupid.com. This was a relative of mine and my curiosity got the best of me, and I couldn't fucking click out of it once I realized what it was. Can someone help me to see what this is? I really hope someone didn't hack into my computer. Grrr.

Note For When I Get Online Again
Right now Im upstairs at my friends house using her 'puter.. But when I get back online I will have some very NSFW pics that i will be posting. Sorry but they will be for family only since they are the type they are.... Do not ask to be added to my family or you will be deleted. Those of you that are on my family list are safe and will not be removed. But for anyone else to be added you MUST buy me a 3 day blast or more....... no exceptions made. You dont like it hey dont bitch to me I dont give a rats ass. Thats my policy like it or not... This will just keep millions of people from seeing them. But I promise they are HOT.... So Im off to get my ratings up a little... kisses. I will be back online this coming week. kisses up high and down low...

Remember Me
As you look in awe at a mighty forest in its grand majastey remember me,As you look upon a flower and amire its simplicity,remember me. Remember me in your heart,your thoughts and your memories,The times we loved,the times we cried.The times we fought,the times we laughed.For if you always think of me i will not be gone ..

Attention Sunshine Angels Friends Club/ (earth Angels Stash Club
I got an email from a girl on my friends list, who is a "friend", of Sissy. Sissy told her to get the message to all of us, that she has been offline because of puter problems. The hard drive, I believe is what they thought it was. So, I told her to let Sissy know that we all understand, and we'd all be right here when she gets back, and to tell her to hurry, that we miss her. ;-D So, I wanted to pass it along to all the members of the club/s, (as I know some haven't gotten switched over yet,) incase any of you were wondering where she had been, and why you hadn't seen her online. I'm sure she'll be letting us all know as soon as she gets her puter back up and running. PLEASE REPOST THIS SO EVERYONE CAN GET THE WORD. THANKS..... Lev

A Reason For All Seasons
Yesterday, I was sitting in a small conference with some people, discussing writing opportunities. As some of you may know, there is the possibility of a general strike by the WGA later this year. This has lead to some minor excitement in my life. In order to prepare for the possibility of this strike, the studios, networks, et al., are stockpiling scripts. This has provided me with a lot of work doing coverage, with the additional possibilities of doing some script doctoring for things that they are trying to rush into production. Naturally, if the strike does occur, the only thing that I will do is coverage. Mind you, I am not pro-Union by any means, especially with unions of the elite, but, because I do want to eventually write screenplays on my own, during a strike, I won’t write for sale. If I did take advantage of that opportunity, it could very well prove to be the only one that I had. People who write and sell during a strike are very much considered “scabs.” The WGA has a long

The Bourne Ultimatum
I had a MUMM on friday, trying to decide what movie to see over the weekend, and ended up seeing both. And let me tell you, I am glad that I did, because both were great! To start with, I missed the first movie in this sequence in the theatres. I had seen "The Talented Mr Ripley", and had never forgiven Matt Damon for stealing 2 hours of my life. I forgive him. If you like action, conspiracy, and espionage...these are the movies for you. Non stop action, pretty good acting, and edge of your seat story are just a few ways to describe this. Jason Bourne was a government agent for the CIA, in a top secret department dealing with assassination. During an attempted assassination, he becames unraveled, and starts to remember his past. He then becomes a rogue agent, just trying to disappear and escape the life. But the government can't let that happen. Thus the action for the first two movies. In this movie, there is a leak within the program, and the newspaper article brings him

Just Needing To Write....
I just need to write and get some stuff out...maybe it will make me feel better, at least i am hoping it will. My son and his family came in about 9 days ago..I hadn't seen him in a year and a half and was very excited with lots of different emotions going on...it was a very emotional reunion and I really was looking forward to spending some time with my son and two granddaughters who are 3yrs and 6mths...lexi and molly. The first night my son and I talked and things seemed as if they were going to be ok..i am a single parent and raised my son by myself, he has a great friendship with his granddad and grandma and i am grateful they were a big part of his life growing up. So of course he was talking about everything he wanted to do with me and grandma and grandpa while he was in. well my son and his wife had their 2nd anniversary last monday and i was asked to watch the babies all day and evening...which i jumped at the chance. I had planned on going shopping, out to the park for a pi

Touch
Touch A touch can say so many things. It can be a voice with no sound it can be filled with heated passion it can leave you breathless it can make you quiver A touch can heighten your senses to the point of no return it can intoxicate you it can make you burn it can be as soft as a warm summer breeze or it can be as brutal as the blazing sun Without touch, one cannot feel, embrace it, cherish it, hold it dear. Good or bad, you will always want to feel. A gentle touch can make you heal. Lisa Maria

Ran Out Of Comments
Im in this contest and have ran out of photo comments for the dat. Could you all out there stop by and give me a hand. This is my first contest and right now im about 620 points ahead. I coould use as much help as I can. Here is the link to my pic for the contest.Just click on the pic it will take you staight to my contest pic ome help me out in this cont Thank all of Fubar and my friends and family so far you've done a wonderful job

Her Punishment.... (#2) In Set
She let herself into the room with the key left for her at the front desk– and there, on the bed, were the collar and cuffs waiting for her. She assumed that the pillow in the middle of the room is where he wanted her when he arrives. A deep tingle of pleasure rushes through her body as she see’s his black toy bag next to the bed and the note in the center of her collar and cuffs is simple - "Make yourself comfortable, I will be back soon. Master" The butterflies awaken and make her restless as she takes a quick shower, smoothing lotion into her skin – the memories of feeling his strong hands perform this little task many times before making her start to shiver and ache for his touch. She finally dresses in a silky blue nighty and robe. She sits on the bed, brushing her hair as she stares longingly at the collar and cuffs. Was she supposed to put these on, too? Perhaps this is a test? But it seems that they both enjoy the ritual of him placing the collar and cuf

Watermelon Slush
watermelon slush.....1 cup ice 3 cups watermelon chunks 2 tablespoons honey, blend all in a blender, makes 2 servings, doc's note, for cancer patients, watermelon seems to be the most tolerated fruit. its light, cool, refreshing and goes down easy

I Need Your Help!
i have a ton of ppl on my friends list...and if ya'll need votes in a contest or whatever...i help ya out.....and i am not asking for myself but for a sweet friend...shes in a contest...and she has worked her ass off trying to get rates and comments...she has no "bomber" friends....and shes up against a few who have quite a few....until today she was holding her own...ive tried to help all i can but i am only one person...As a friend i am asking u to Plz show her some luv...drop a comment or two for her....shes a sweetheart and deserves it. the contest ends saturday...friends help friends....when i accepted your friends request...i became your friend...it wont cost u anything but a min or two. Thanks.....Brandy Heres the link

The Monster Of Mumms
Make up my mind: It is a boring concept..to write a mumm. Help me decide a or b....how dull. However, the users on this site have turned it into something different. It has turned into a gathering place of friends and like-minded individuals. It's no longer so much a question-asking format..as much as a topic format. There is a feel and theme to every mumm. The same people will talk to the same others across 3 or 4 mumms..sometimes at the same time, and every conversation would have a different tone. The format of the mumm system layout perpetuates this. A collection of conversations, easy to navigate across, with people you like talking to. Sometimes the conversation has nothing to do with what is posted...sometimes it does. I was asked if it was the points that made the mumms so popular...no. The points have ruined the mumms. Ask any regular and you will hear the same. The mumm community is made up of the ones that go there often, and have been there for a while. When one first

No Chance In Hell But Hey Bomb Me Anyways..lol
Hey everyone Im in the Most Wanted Contest and Im waaaaay behind! Could really use some bombers...Every and all help is greatly appreciated and returned!!! thanks everyone!!! Please be sure to add the contest owner so you can comment and show her some love! THANKS! this is meeeeeeeee :) Dont forget to add the contest holder and show her some luv too! robisue@ fubar

Ashes Of Eden
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: BILLY Date: Aug 10, 2007 8:35 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Kim/ P1 Rum DrinkerDate: Aug 9, 2007 6:24 PMCLICK ON THE PIC....AND IT WILL TAKE U TO THEIR MYSPACE PAGE...I HOPE THAT I WILL SEE ALL MY FRIENDS..ESP..THE P1's THERE...LET ME KNOWTHIS BAND TOTALLY KICKS ASSAlright folks heres the deal, our last show at Southports went off like a BOMB!Everyone that turned out was great and we thank you for coming. Now we need everyones help to PACK that place full again. We would like for EVERYONE that came out last time to cum again(hehehe) and this time bring a friend or three! Lets make this show better than before. We will do our part by bringing the rock, do yours by coming out and drinking a beer with us...

Caliangelz Real Friends Step Up And Be Counted
http://fubar.com/user/228555 The Italian Mami..Cali u wish u looked like me u a beastttttttttttttttttt this bitch "bella mafia" has been having issues for over a year. as you can see by her NEW ID she's OBBSESSED with me lol. She is an insecure lil ghetto bitch who used to stalk me cuz I'm friends with her NOW ex. Can we guess why she's his EX??? now she's stalking another FRIEND of mine on here. She says he's her man LMAO...... they never met and they live close enough to meet. She says I'm after all the dick she's had lol but let's see she's never met this guy so what kinda dick is she getting from him and he knows as well as I do that I'm not after him. it's all in her ensecure mind!!! she attacked me on yahoo talking shit on my KIDS!!! butta4uboo (5:00:46 PM): and your kids are neasts butta4uboo (5:00:47 PM): hahaha butta4uboo (5:00:50 PM): beasts butta4uboo (5:05:50 PM): and stop making up stories pig your so fat and those kids are gross they aint even yours

How Do Men See You
How Do Men See You?Men See You As UnderstatedYou are an intreguing mix of girl and woman. You're feminine, quiet, and a total mystery to most men. Yet they often feel the urge to protect you, even if they don't know you. You *are* a flirt, but you usually only flirt with those you know well How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Wake Up Older
Julie Roberts-Wake up Older Slept in my makeup Didn't get my teeth brushed I crashed on the couch And now my mouth tastes like yesterday's news Well hello Jim Beam Oh the places you've seen If only you could talk You'd tell me why he walked out on me and you Oh the things lovers do when it's over Oh the things lovers do when it's done Find a cool bottle or a warm shoulder Wake up older And try to move on I drove around last night Thinkin' 'bout our last fight I cruised by your house And all the lights were out and you were gone So I found me a stranger With his comforting danger But I thought about you The whole time we were gettin' it on Oh the things lovers do when it's over Oh the things lovers do when it's done Find a cool bottle or a warm shoulder Wake up older And try to move on Find a cool bottle or a warm shoulder Wake up older Wake up older Slept in my makeup Didn't get my teeth brushed I crashed on the couch and now my mouth tastes like Yest

Why Women Don't Like Wussies
Why Women Don't Like Wussies >NOTE: Would you like to see all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to meet and attract women? You can see them here: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=RKZZZV&lid=1&ll=1 I want to share an interesting insight with you that not 1 in 100 men ever realize on their own. It's actually TWO insights, but they're two sides of the same coin. It's an amazingly OBVIOUS double insight, and once you know what it is, you'll see evidence of it all around you, in every interaction between a man and a woman. And it goes a little sumthin' like this: 1. Most men behave like WUSSIES when it comes to women and dating. 2. Women NEVER feel the powerful and magical emotion called ATTRACTION for WUSSIES. So let's take them one at a time. WHAT exactly IS a WUSSY? A Wussy is a guy who kisses up to women. A Wussy is a guy who does whatever a woman wants him to do, and d

Attention Levelers
We have 4 straight back to back Happy hours coming up next hour im looking for levelers that need leveled. Please note we will be leveling those first that we see on every level up. some just show up up when your close and we will eventually get to you..please if you are close now to leveling comment on the profile not in this blog with the amount you need . again we will be leveling levelers first.

From Sheri
Once it (a spoken word) flies out, you can't catch it. We've said many mean words. Our wordsmost often hurt the people we love. We can never really take back those words. We can, however, learn to speak with loce, and care. We know that words have alot of power. What do we say when we are angry? When we want something? Now, think about this: people will remeber our words. If we are honest and careful in our speech, people will respect us. But if we say things to force our will, we may be sorry later. It has been my experience that the tongue is the most dangerous and hurtful device in all abuse.. Words stay, bruises go away. I ask God everyday to help be the best Sheri I can be, and it starts with what comes out of my mouth. The tongue can slice and dice, quicker and deeper than any other weapon. I try to the best of my ability to not allow my day to start without asking for God to guide my thoughts, behaviors, actions, and my speech.

Lucky To Have Found It, Loved & Lost It
If you was once lucky enough to have found love then lost it then maybe you'll understand this bullentin and if you don't understand it, well then you've never loved EVER!! Go ahead read on... It occurred to me yet again today that he is still so far away,no matter the distance or the obstacles in my path i always swore someway, some day , some how that man would be mine.. Then you got to say to yourself sometimes " Self, what is it about this person that makes you crave with the utmost hungry you've ever experienced that makes you want this so badly?" Guess what self has no answer expect to say... Her eyes light up as of they were the brightest sky in the deep dark night shinning down on me and shed light on the path i now follow, her smile is so warm and conforting she could melt the glaciers in Iceland, her cheecks are a rose red from blushing when someone just merely mentions his name.. Her hearts skips not one but 2 beats when she hears his voice, has she gone mad?,

An 'owy' And Anxious Day..
Sigh..I'm home from work today because yesterday I had my braces 'adjusted.' I've had these things on about a year now and even though me teeth are starting to look Fabulous, I've gone through much pain with some of these adjustments. Sometimes, also, they leave too much of the wire protruding out the ends and they rip my inside cheek up. Ouch. Hard to eat or talk when that happens. Going back to the Othodontist this afternoon for them to trim the wire. Because of the pain, I take painkillers (Tylenol 1's and Ibuprofen) that leaves my head floating in a fuzzy haze and still doesn't relieve all the pain. It makes my head ache and I had a nasty headache this morning. So I took the day off. I would recommend braces if anyone thinks about having them, but only if you feel your teeth are in bad enough shape to justify going through all the expense and pain. It costed me $8000.00 CDN overall. Good thing I have insurance to cover a small amount of it! I'm also anxious..and I gue

Five Rule's
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

You're Gone
If you could tell me what's wrong with me I'd try to me more just... If you could tell me what's wrong with you I'd try to make it better... If you could tell me why we all feel this way I'd try to find a cure... If you could tell me Who I am Who you are Who we are I's try to find us somewhere... If you could tell me... But you can't tell me... ...becasue... You're gone... Why did you leave me?

Love So Sweet
My mind wanders back to the previous week, when I saw you standing in a shop, looking as radiant as you ever did. My heart missed a beat and my stomach turned inside. I stood and watched as you went about your tasks. I must have passed that shop, so many times before but I never noticed you. I stood and waited hoping the shop would empty, so I could go inside. My mind went racing to many years ago. The laughs, the smiles, the times we had together. Gentle moments we shared, a love so special. Then came my drinking, the gambling, and the deceit. You tried to stand by me, but I was forever pushing you away, never sharing my problems, just telling you it was my life and I would live it the way I wanted. Then came that fateful night, returning home in my drunken state and penniless yet again. As I turned the key in the lock, a funny feeling came over me. The flat was in darkness as I gently called your name. All I could hear was silence. I ran through the flat searching every room, thin

Just Me
Just letting everyone know that I am starting a blog to keep my fans and friends updated on whats going on in my life. I really have become addicted to Fubar and I love it. I hope to make so many friends that I can't keep up. Well take care and I will write more this evening..xoxoxoxo

If We Had Sex
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

I Lost My Zombie Teddy Bear!!! Lol
.........I want my ZOMBIE teddy bear...........lol. Its cold and ...scary... and I lost my Zombie MOM!!!! ROFL!!! :P:O:P:O:P.... I want my ZOMBIE teddy bear .. I cant find it!!! LOL!!! :( Its got a missing head... And its stuffing is half fallen out of its tummy.. lol.. Its missing one eye.. And the legs are missing.. Its smells really bad .. But good to me.. ROFL!!!

Friends
ok here goes im trying to find some old friends from when i lived in winchester tenn. i have no luck so if any body has any ideas it would be great and helpful i would relly like to find some of them but girls change there names guys uses screwed up names thanx b.j robertson a.k.a bandit1449@yahoo.com

Is The Weekend Over Yet!?!
IM So Glad That It Is Sunday. This Weekend Was So Boring And Long. I Had No One To Hang Out With This Weekend. The People That I Wanted To Hang Around Anyway. I Could Have Went Over My Friend Becky’s (Drunk Bitch) House And Partied With Them. This Was Friday Night. I Was So Frustrated By Then That I Just Decided To Stay Home And Say To Hell With It. So I Sat On This Damn Thing All Night With Nothing To Do. Saturday Night Was Pretty Much The Same As Friday Night. It Was Absolutely Boring Again. I Was Calling Everybody To See If They Wanted To Go Out. I Was Going To Go Out But This One Person Told Me To Call Him Back Around 10 30 pm Or So And We Could Figure Something Out. Well, I Called Him Several Times And I Never Did Receive A Answer. I Gave Up After The Third Time. So I Done Pretty Much The Same Thing As I Did The Night Before. Today, I Pretty Much Just Laid Around The House. My Dads Girlfriend Had Her Grandson Babysitting Him Today. He Is Such A Cutie. I Pla

The Gift Of Friendship
A gift was given to me, Across the distant miles; A package wrapped in laughter, And filled with joy and smiles. I pulled away the ribbons, And took the greatest care; When I reached into the gift, I found friendship waiting there. A friendship like no other, A connection from the start; Not one I could see, touch or feel, Except here in my heart. That gift so rare and precious, Of friendship tried and true; Touched my heart and blessed my life, And is what I found in you!!

Dead Jackass
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.................................. ......... Father O'Malley then replied:

Asian Chicken Wrapped In Lettuce Leaves
Asian Chicken Wrapped in Lettuce Leaves Here, a fresh, veggie-packed chicken stir-fry is wrapped in a crisp lettuce leaf for a quick summer dinner that's fun to eat. Kids who are old enough just love to make their own wraps. Credit: Kathy Gunst with the editors of Parenting magazine Servings: 6 Ingredients: * 1 pound skinless, boneless chicken breasts, cut into 2-inch strips * 3 teaspoons light soy sauce * 3 teaspoons dry sherry * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 1 large carrot, cut into 2-inch strips * 2 small zucchini, cut into 2-inch strips * 1 green bell pepper, cut into 2-inch strips * 1/2 cup mushrooms, thinly sliced * 1/2 cup fresh water chestnuts, thinly sliced * 2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh mint * 1 head iceberg lettuce, separated into leaves * Chopped walnuts or cashews, finely chopped scallions, hoisin sauce and/or finely chopped fresh mint, optional, for garnish Directions: Place the chicken

Sexual I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Forced & Coerced Sex
They say one in four women will experience forced or coerced sex in their lifetime. I used to find this number high, but in the last year, I've had two experiences that made me reevaluate. Some of you may remember that a few months ago, I encountered a friendly acquaintance who hit on me as we were hanging out, watching a movie. I was amused by it all, so my original "No" answers were said with an amused tone. Somehow he interpreted this to mean "I'm saying no but I really mean yes" and my struggles were somehow interpreted as friendly wrestling. It was only when I resorted to physically hurting him that the message got through. This is not someone I expected to ever have this experience with; he's a nice guy, and I trusted him. It made me wonder about how women and men interact sexually, if he was interpreting my clearly stated refusal as assent simply because of the tone of my voice and the amusement on my face. I am not blaming a woman for cases where she is forced -- the word

Stitch
Rules of the lounge No bagheads,No link dropping unless approved by staff Only Steven Drunk1 and Jessa are aloud in the coding Just dont be a douche and enjoy,No Emo's omfg Its True, Hydaway Radio Is back !!! click the pic to see what your missing, So get your ass in here and Come Say Hi to sTiTcH

To Every Girl (i Really Like This)
To Every Girl (I really like this) Current mood: cheerful To every girl who dresses CUTE not SKANKY. To every girl who wants to be called BEAUTIFUL ...not HOT To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for YOU. To every girl who gets her heart BROKEN, because he chose that stupid BITCH instead To every girl that would DIE to have a DECENT boyfriend. To every girl who would JUST ONCE like to be treated like a PRINCESS! To every girl that cries at night because of another HEARTBREAK To every girl that won't get down on her knees && open her mouth just to get a BOYFRIEND To every girl that just wants to HOLD HANDS To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he CARED MORE To every girl who would JUST ONCE want a guy to give their JACKET UP when they are cold. To e

Want Something?
If you check out my pics of me, and that I have made of friends. Rainbow photos, grey with color, animation pics. If you would like any. Just let me know. You don't have to do anything for em. I just love to do em for people, gives me something to do. Right now I am not doing morphs. But check out "my grey world", "made for friends" and "I luv color" folders and see if there is anything you might like done to one of your pics. Like I said I dont ask for anything in return. I just love doing em! **Some Examples

Just To Say Hi
Hello I wanted to say HI to all my friends, and tell shiela, that I really like this site, thank u, Well in 2 weeks I will be married 5 yrs, that is so cool, if u guys new us like last yr, u would think about did u make it this far, we have had are problems, i am glad we work things out, He is my best friend, I love with all my heart, we have been though alot, everyone tells us we need to find someone else to be with, because sometime we are fight, but what married cpl dont fight.

My Friends Are Sick
I just finished watching the worst movie ever made. My friends from Spencer, WV decided a while back to make a movie. They spent a whoping $375.00 on this thing. It is AWEFUL. I would not have missed the chance to see this for anything. Since I wasn't able to attend the premier, they made me a copy and gave it to me. I thought that was very cool of them to do this. I have been friends with these people for MANY years and they have been friends with Michael even longer than that. So, if anyone ever wants to see the worst zombie movie ever made, check out Pretty Girls Make Graves by Skull & Crossbones Productions.

Straight Up
Lost in a dream Don't know which way to go If you are all that you seem Then baby I'm movin' way too slow I've been a fool before Wouldn't like to get my love caught In the slammin' door How about some information - please Straight up now tell me Do you really want to love me forever Or am I caught in a hit and run Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together Are you just having fun Time's standing still Waiting for some small clue I keep getting chills When I think your love is true Straight up now tell me Do you really want to love me forever Or am I caught in a hit and run Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together Are you just having fun

Poetry Shorts 1
Work Horse Muscles Aching, Back Breaking, Working Daily for a Buck$ Chump Change Making, In My Life Forsaken, Caught In This Circle, Ya’ll Knows It Sucks. Constant Fatigue, But Still Pressing On. My Free Flowing Happiness Is Now Long Gone. Thursday Paid, Monday Broke. Occasionally in my tears I'm soaked. Is This The Fate Of The Human Race? Labor All Your Life To Die? Tick tock Drip drop This is a play on words, just for fun To amuse others & dumbfound some I conceived this poem as the clock went tick And was writing before it tocked Was half way through when it flipped Yet was finished before it flopped No use to aim, I can shoot from the hip Hitting bulls’ eyes as I hop The weapon I use is my pencil tip Aiming str8 dead center top From my tongue, the words dew drip To the page is where they’ll drop They come really quick, I just let’em rip But this is where I’ll stop. Volkswagen Earrings I have hubcaps for ear rings aren’t I so cool

Its Her Birthday Come Show Her Love!!!! She Deserves It
ITS HER BIRTHDAY LETS SHOW HER TONS OF LOVE!!! WE ARE PARTYING IN FANTASIA COME IN AND SAY HI!!! FiestyVixen~**Owner Of Fantasia**~Prospect 4 K.O.P.E~@ fubar

Good Afternoon My Fubars
i just wanted to say hello too all my friends, family, and fans have a good day where ever u are stay safe and stay bleesed!!! im still here im just getting ready to watch wrestling go john cena!!!

Most Men Are Like......
1. Men are like ....Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ... Fun to

The Magus
An excerpt from The Magus, by John Fowles. Stellar book--and it didn't inspire as many murders as did The Collector. "Go and sit at the table. With your back to the sun." In a minute he appeared, carrying something heavy draped in a white towel. He put it carefully on the centre of the table. Then he paused, made sure I was looking, before gravely he removed the cloth. It was a stone head, whether of a man or a woman it was difficult to say. The nose had been broken short. The hair was done in a fillet, with two sidepieces. But the power of the fragment was in the face. It was set in a triumphant smile, a smile that would have been smug if it had not been so full of the purest metaphysical good humor. The eyes were faintly oriental, long, and as I saw, for Chonchis put a hand over the mouth, also smiling. The mouth was beautifully modelled, timelessly intelligent and timelessly amused. "That is the truth. Not the hammer and sickle. Not the stars and stripes.

Poem
Etched ~ Engraved Your image burned in my head An urgent yearning Of an intense passionate urging ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your touch soft upon my skin Leaves my heart pounding from within. My kisses sweetly placed upon your lips With your hands held firm upon my hips. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My flower is blooming and unfolding Moistened with your stem slowly stroking Embedded deeply Entangled sweetly ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Legs intertwined Reeling thoughts in my mind Explosive ending Crescendo's screaming ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Drawn permanent and defined Images in my mind

Will I Be Mist?
i sat at dawn,upon a dune and gazed out to,the sea a velvet mist came rolling in and gently swirled, 'round me. within a cloud,i did then dream they were your soft lips i kissed as a salty fragrance wafted, your features formed in mist. inviting! yes....enticing! i heard your song to me i stepped into the vision i walked out to,the sea. now there's no one,on the dune the wind has shifted sand within a cloud i did then fade disappearing from, the land Copyright ©2003Andrew R. Thornton

The A B C’s Of Dating Multiple Women
The A B C’s of dating multiple Women ;) The A B C’s OF DATINF MULTIPLE WOMEN A = girl B = girl C = girl NEVER take a call from B & C when you are with A or A & B when you are with C or C & A when your with B …………............ OR is that A & C or B & A or C & B?? Oh well you figure it out. “Fallowing sooo far?” By doing so you avoid the awkward um I am on a date? Or Um I am with someone. Let A, B or C leave a sexy message you can fallow up later ( WINK) Never talk about A to B or B to A or C to A or B to C " i'm getting Dizzy" Maybe just don’t talk at all ? Might be easier LOL USE PET NAMES.... like BABE ..SEXY HONEY… PUMKIN (well maybe not pumkin) Bye doing so you can avoid the accidental screaming out the wrong name at inappropriate time ! YOU MAKE THE CALL ...YOU MAKE THE CALL....YOU SET THE DATES May want to set dates up ahead TUE A girl THUR B girl SAT C girl or MON C, WED B, FRI A or WED B, FRI A, SUN C hmmmm maybe no

Well... Today 8/30/07
i got up around 11 like i usually do LOL.. what a bum huh? then I ate my lunch which was mac & cheese with no milk in it cuz my brother drank the rest of it this mourning with his breakfast Little Brat!! so needless to say mom had to replace the milk with butter so it tasted nasty Anyway it was pretty nice outside today so i went ouside because im getting sick of staying inside all the time and plus my little dog was outside throwing a hissy fit because she hates going anywhere without her mama yes... mama im all shes got her mother died after she was born so my 2 awesome aunts and grandmother fed her every 2 hours and did everything that the mother would do to keep her alive there is not a day that goes by i dont thank Mandy (lilys mom) for bringing my little angel into this world even though it costs her her life I MISS YOU MANDY GIRL that pretty much sums it up

Motorised Scooters
who thinks that people are taking advantage by getting one of these scooters instead of a car and saving on the tax ,insurance and making out they are disabled THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE INSULTING TO THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY NEED A WHEELCHAIR IT IS THAT I BELIEVE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO TAKE ADVANTAGE SHOULD BE INTROUBLE FOR DOING SO AND IT IS PEOPLE WHO STOP THE ONES IN NEED OF GETTING WHAT IS MEANT FOR THEM

What Kind Of Witch Are You ? Im
You are a Dark Witch! You are more powerful than witches of the Four Material Elements, and everyone knows it. Your powers stem from darkness and the night. Many have shunned you, and called you evil, even though you may not be. Most of the time, you try not to pick sides, only maintain the balance of nature. You love people, but refuse to show it, afraid that people will use it as a weapon against you, even if you could kill them with a thought. But you wouldn't do something like that....would you?Common Powers: Telekinesis- the ability to move objects with ones mindAstral Projection- the ability to project a copy of one's soul to another location, retaining all the sensesTelepathy- the ability to read thoughts, and plant themNight Vision-the ability to see in pitch blackness perfectly.Dark Weaving- the ability to conjure and control shadow creatures, objects, and spells that nothing can destroy or kill but the user.

Understated
I like to taste my steak - no steak sauce. The purr of a four-barrel carbureted V8 - pre-fuel injection. The sexist thing a woman can slip on her body is a simple black dress. Yeah, simpler will always be better!

Want Your Own Morph ?one That Rock's?
FTW Lost Goth of the KOW is looking for people to help herin a contest..If you rate ( count's for 10 point's ) and put up 100 comment's she will make you a morph of your choice...Please come help her win..And if youur looking for a new family the Kngdom of Wolves just mght be what you are looking for..You know the old saying ..Try it you might like it lol heres the link for the contest when you are done just go to her and let her know she'll set you up with a morph that rocks

Ideas For Pagan Funerals
"A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own." --Thomas Mann What I'm going to propose here are some ideas for last rites--as with most of the other rites in this turn of the personal wheel, what happens at this time is going to rely on several factors, one being the person's own wishes (and we can hope that the person took the survivors, and not just themselves, into account when they considered how they wanted to be remembered in that final rite), the wishes/will of the family, and the traditions of those doing the rite. The Family: The most difficult problem that pagan folk run into when one of their members dies is that responsibility for their last rites goes to the next of kin. It is a painful reality that devout pagans often end up being buried in a Christian (or other religious) service, because the family is the one legally entitled to bury them. Their pagan friends have no such rights. So! If you are a pagan, and you have certain wishes as to your las

What A Kiss Means
what a kiss means" Kiss on the stomach = Im ready Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Chocolate-covered Strawberry Cakes
Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Cakes advertisement Prep: 50 min. Bake: 15 min. Ingredients 1/2 cup butter 1 cup sugar 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1 egg 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/8 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup milk 1/4 cup strawberry jam Bittersweet Chocolate Ganache 12 medium strawberries 3 ounces bittersweet and/or milk chocolate curls Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour or line with paper bake cups twelve 2-1/2-inch muffin cups; set aside. 2. In a large saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Remove from heat. Let cool for 5 minutes. Stir in sugar and cocoa powder until combined. Add egg and vanilla. Using a wooden spoon, beat lightly just until combined. 3. In a small bowl, stir together flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Alternately add flour mixture and milk to chocolate mixture, beating by han

Some Things Im Gonna Address Right Now
To the ladies that are spying on my page because im friends with certain men, grow up, u know thats called stalking, go get some help! If u have any questions just ask me, I am honest and will tell u the truth, stop being insecure and jealous wondering what is going on with me and these guys, if I were with them, everyone would know it, stop adding me on other accounts, I mean come on, ur pic is clear right there, stop causing drama, get a life and grow up! If ur that obsessed with someone I mean really go fork out some cash go talk to someone, I am the wrong lady to mess with, cause I dont put up with highschool games. In 2 days I have had 2 ladies come to my page that are friends with 2 of my male friends, I will tell them how u are spying on them so they can block u, cause u doing that, u have huge issues, u need professional help. One of the so called men (Roger)he was playing this lady, why she came to my page, but now hes exposed, people bust fakes im gonna bust players lol I don

Loosing Someone Is A Bitter Pill To Swallow
Well its been over three weeks and still feel like im living in a dream. I dont know which way to turn .. For those of you who dont know I lost my long term partner suddenly. She had been well apart from a few what the doctors called minor heart attacks, they only just registered as attacks. Well after the first one Jo was given an angioplasty, a little shunt put inside her heart to unblock w partially closed vein in her heart. Hey she has a heart I had joked to some work mates, i used jokes throught out this period as it was my only way to deal with what was going on. It was only two years ago 15 march we had a little boy together after a very hard pregnancy, we went thru hell but after 4 days he died. We then went thru this second part of hell the questions about if we could have done anything to hace avoided it. For a long time it was just one long numb dream. We then found that Jo was pregnant again this time from the moment of her first scan , which was very ear

Angels In My Dreams
A loving angel came to me in dreams, And showed me life's not always what it seems, And brought me to a place where sweet dreams live, And gave to me a gift that I now give: She whispered, "Take my hand, I'll lead you through A place where all the sweet dreams can come true! Close your eyes and open up your heart, For then this flight of dreams so sweet can start. She brought me through the darkness to the light, Where colors wrapped around me with delight, A patchwork quilt of beauty without seams, Each color was a rainbow full of dreams. She led me through a hall of lovely sound, With doors flung open widely all around. And from each room a song would gently play, And I wished with all my heart that I could stay. We drifted in the fragrance of the breeze, To savor all the flowers and the trees. We tasted all of life that we could see, And felt it flow as one in harmony. Then my angel turned to me and said "You're the keeper of these dreams inside your h

New Song That I'm Working On.
Upload Music, Audio, Mp3, WMA,Video, ZIP, TXT, & PDF files for free only at: Now Playing: Porn Rock Money Shot (working name) It's only beats and bass so far, but I'm liking the direction. I already have the lyric and vocal, ideas w/ melody, and once I add some Heavy and wierd funky guitars, (and who knows what else), it'll be a total "LSD" trip, but NEW. I've been writing, but this is the first recordings that I've flirted with, for almost a year.

Hi-tech Restaurant In Sunnyvale
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. And I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, If you please." Intrigued, the man said, "OK." The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered, "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack. The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100". So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball Scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend. The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned. Again the robo

Dealer Calls Cops After Pot Stash Stolen
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. - A marijuana dealer telephoned police after armed thieves stole his quarter-pound stash of pot. The 19-year-old Felton man told police that two men, one of them armed with a handgun, robbed him at gunpoint as he sat in his car on Tuesday night. ADVERTISEMENT "It was unique to have people who were dealing drugs calling us when they've been ripped off," police spokesman Zach Friend said. After the thieves made off with his stash, the dealer telephoned police. When police arrived, the dealer's story became progressively confused. First he showed officers a medical marijuana card and told them he bought the pot at a medical marijuana dispensary. Then he said he got the pot from a friend. Eventually the dealer admitted he had arranged to sell the marijuana to the men who stole it from him, investigators said. The Felton dealer wasn't arrested. "From our standpoint, it's more important to address the fact there are individuals out there who are willing

My Tattoo
I just wanted to post this to give a shout to the guy who has put all the ink on me thus far. His name is Brian and his studio is in Endicott NY. We still have about 4 hours left to finish the sleeve then it will be onto the chest piece and the top of the shoulder. I will keep a photo journal of the process as it gets completed, eventually I will have full body probably by the time I am 60 years old. My opinion toward getting Ink'd is make sure it is something you want, make sure the work is by somebody who knows what they are doing, has a sanitary environment and that that you have checked there work and you like it. Look through their portfolio if they have one. Another thing to keep in mind is that the more original the work is the better it looks, if you can come up with ideas and put them on paper for the Tattooist or even give a rough sketch a little something for the artist to work with. these are just my opinions and its how I went about getting my tattoo's

You Know You Are Canadian When....
You know you are Canadian when... * You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. * You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk". * You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine". * You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars. * You drink pop, not soda. * You know what it means to be on pogey. * You can drink legally while still a 'teen. * You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike. * You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans. * When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it. * You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you don't want to know if he has! * You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs. * Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway. * You drive on a highwa

Want A Blast?details Inside
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You Were Just Another Friend
I never really knew you You were just another friend But when i knew you noticed me I let my heart unbend I couldnt keep past the memories they only made me cry I had to forget my first love and give love another try Now i am falling in love with you and will never let you go I love you more than anything i just thought i shoud let you know

Washington
Body: Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Washington came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we do

Room
i see myself as i was wanting to be in the world as it breathes watching it all from afar so long i knew no other way in a world that has white walls and no door really leading anywhere used to yell at this fate when i did not know that i would live another day now i know all to true that their is to much time out there and i wish i could look once again at the white walls and despair never having gotten out of here. i see them now as only a comfort from the breathing that goes on the death that does not come the world that holds nothing that i want i wish for the peace that my old world held the chaos that is living i have no use i see that i am not but the ghost of myself not knowing not caring are a piece of myself i want back least then i was not looking over my shoulder for the hurt i did not sit and weep as much as i do now i did not know the care of human touch i did not know the nastiness of human touch either did not have this raging want to bury

Trust
Trust is a strong word. Is it ever used correctly on the computer or is it compromised? Have you ever met someone from here that held your trust so deeply that you allowed them to know everything? Or is this a site of secrets and borrowed sin? Is there anyone trying to be real besides me? Can anyone else be on this site and want an old fashioned relationship without being ridiculed for it?

She Is Family,duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know the routine bottom to top.I was really nice considering the girl she is talking about is a close friend of mine.I think she will get more ebarrassment out of looking like a fool,then me talking trash. ->Mr.Potatoe...: No,I dont expect anyone to rate anything.If they do cool,if not cool.It is called life.Im sorry you are so judgemental about people.You dont even know me and assume Im rude. Catherine: okay, the girl Amelia in your family list, i went to her page and rated and fanned her and sent her a friend request a couple of weeks ago and she stopped by my page but never returned the favor, ten minutes after i sent her that friend request i asked her why she never rated my page or anything and she said that she'll get to it on her own time, don't you think that rude? Catherine: and you're probably as rude as she is because she's in your family list ->Mr.Potatoe...: lmao Catherine: i thought you were cute until i went to your page and saw someone in your family li

The Journey Of Life
Finding out my partner was pregnant was the best feeling in the world. the next few blogs i will be working on are blogs over the last 8 months, our visits to doctors midwives and hospital, the ups and downs and gettin things ready for the baby to arrive with us in a few short weeks. i hope you enjoy reading the comming blogs, and enjoy the journey of bringing new life into the world i am about to share with you all. Take Care Chris xx

A Bit About Me...
Hi, Guess if you are here, you are then curious to know who MisanthropyKerry is! My name is Kerry, I am 37 yr young gal from Pennsylvania. Currently attending school to obtain my assoc. degree in B.A. I like having fun, making friends, and chatting! I consider myself to be open, honest and quite friendly. Aint nothin' wrong with flirtin' If I'm not on FUBAR, then I am probably off reading emails, playing in paintshop... or dealing with the real life issues.. So for now- heres to making friends :) Huggles Kerry

2pac Shakur's Condition Improves
This article comes from an unknown source shortly before Tupac was declared dead. Rap star Tupac Shakur's condition has improved slightly, officials said, and doctors have given him a better prognosis for survival. Shakur was shot by an unknown assailant Saturday night after leaving the Mike Tyson-Bruce Seldon boxing match at the MGM Grand. Marion "Suge" Knight, chairman of Los Angeles-based Death Row Records, was driving Shakur on East Flamingo Road when a gunman pulled up along side them and emptied a semiautomatic pistol into the passenger side. Shakur was hit four times in the chest and abdomen. Police believe he was the target. Shakur, 25, was still in critical condition today at University Medical Center, but the head of the hospital's trauma unit said he had passed one critical phase. Doctors treating the rapper did not return telephone calls. Dr. John Fildes, medical director of UMC's trauma unit, gave a general observation on Shakur's chances of survival. "

Game
If We Had Sex.... GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE SCARED. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS TO DO YOU ! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? p 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 18 Would u be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you do it 2day? 21.

Bombers Needed!
Please to who will help out, be sure to add rubias as a friend and be sure to rate her page and become a fan. check out the other blog on my page to get the link. You can start bombing that link when she accepts your friend request.Again all the help is appreciated and the faver WILL BE RETURNED! You are all very awesome:)

Ode To Tom Hodges
People quickly passing by Their faces all a blur Remembering very few Amongst the aisles that stir I go about my day Not taking note of much Until I see this man A gentlemen, of such His face shines like a beacon Across this crowded sea This man of grey and silver Begins approaching me His smile...sort of innocent His eyes, a child like fear I think about my grandpa As he starts to near His words are softly spoken Though repetitive they are As he tries to ask my help In searching for his car His confusion comes and goes Just like a summer's breeze As I walk with him and reminisce To put his fears at ease A mind full of knowledge And stories of the past A life lived to the fullest Not much time for it to last He searches for a friend As he journeys on his way A simple touch of kindness To get him through his day I open up the car door and I help him climb inside He starts up the engine To begin his final ride Before he drives away

Fall
I was sitting here working, got the door open and the windows up and ii tell u it feels damn good now. Its finally starting to feel like fall. Its been hot as hell here like fer the last two months before. Temps in the 100's plus 90 percent humidty.We didnt have much rain at all to cool us down either. I feel for the other farmers who planted this year, alot of em will only have insurance to look forward too cause of the draught. We didnt plant this year because of family problems, but will next year. Anyway its good to let the fields rest fer a year, replensihes the land. I love this time of year though. Hunting seasons fer many different game starts next month, good fishing weather too. And its the best time of year to go camping too. No damn skeeters n bugs.I like weather when its just right fer long sleeves or my old leather jacket, like in the 60s or 50's. Just makes everyone feel human again after all this oppersive heat.

Wanting You
~Wanting You~ Looking deeply into your seductive brown eyes. Visions of us together, my only paradise. Your arms wrapped around me so tight would be the perfect moment short of just right. Your body's gentle caress upon mine. That sexy little smile when you look at me, no other guy can compare, I want you to see. Wanting you to be mine in everyway. Your the only one in my thoughts everyday. It would be my fantasy, my dream come true, the day I can say I have you!!!

All Weekend
All Weekend by LadyM12 © Her pussy was dripping. It had been a long drive to his house, and her body ached from being cramped in the car, but the anticipation of being with him again kept her on the verge of orgasm. They had met for drinks a few weeks before, and the night of passion that ensued was forever seared into her brain. He had been surprisingly gentle for such an aggressive Dom, but she knew that he had not wanted to frighten her. Rough by vanilla standards, their passionate first meeting did not compare with the heights of pain and pleasure they wanted to achieve together. As she got out of her car and walked towards his house, she made up her mind that she was going to ask him to be rougher with her this time. After all, they had all weekend. He opened the door just as she approached, took her by the wrist and pulled her inside. Her purse and overnight bag dropped unceremoniously to the floor as he pressed her against the wall and raped her mouth with his own.

How To Catch A Kitty
PORTSMOUTH — David Kondrup has rescued plenty of raccoons from chimneys. And as owner of New Hampshire Animal Damage Control he's also rescued possums, owls — even a boa constrictor — from the tight spaces, but Tuesday night marked his first cat. The local feline is now missing a little fur but is otherwise safe after a 45-minute rescue effort on the roof of a Union Street building that formerly housed Pro Portsmouth. The unidentified mouser was trapped in a 30-foot chimney at 236 Union St., which had been sealed off from the inside. Fire and police crews were on the roof trying in vain to help it when Kondrup was contacted around 9 p.m. "It is a first for me. Cats are usually pretty smart and don't fall down chimneys," Kondrup said. Police say the property manager had been contacted Monday and was told there was a cat stuck in the building, but he could not locate the animal. By Tuesday, fire crews were able to pinpoint the kitty's location in the one-way shaft. Afte

Just When You Think You Know Your Children....
Got a call today from my 13 yr. old, seems she got a letter from Duke University. They have a program that searches for gifted and talented children all over America and they offer courses,workshops, and resources for them. They are offering to give her the ACT test because she scored so high on the TAKS test. Needless to say, I am MOST impressed with my daughter and how frikkin smart she is and her dedication to her education. The test won't be until after the Christmas holidays so I have plenty of time to prepare myself for having a teenager that is smarter than I am in the house. This is just too cool, I was smiling from ear to ear when she was reading the letter to me, I have big hopes for her as she gets older and starts to figure out what she wants to do with her life. She is an awesome kid, I just wish I could do more for her right now. I know one thing for sure, no matter WHAT it takes, she IS going to college. I don't care what she wants to study, as long as she lives up to he

The Jena 6... Another Bitching Blog
I really HATE all of the white, black, latino, purple, yellow, blue whatever fucking color skinned people who are rallying for these 6 black kids to get off with beating a white classmate. Again, like I said yesterday, Rev. Al Sharpton and lets just add in Jesse Jackson, because they're both for black rights no matter what they did and if they did commit a crime, are both PIECES OF SHIT. Easy enough right? I watched and saw hundreds and thousands of people marching for these 6 kids rights. YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID if you think that beating ANYONE unconcious no matter what their color is, is RIGHT! If YOU are one of these people who think these 6 kids did NOTHING wrong, then I think YOU need to be made infertile! I dont think YOUR STUPIDITY should be PASSED ON! Even if this white kid went and attacked one of the 6 kids, the other 5 are STILL GUILTY! There was NO REASON for a fight to be 6 on 1. If ANYONE thinks thats alright, YOU'RE A FUCKING COWARD! If I could, I'd b

You're Invited
Hello my friends, fans, and family. Sunday at 7 PM EST me and Just Shizzle will be getting a true fubar wedding. Everyone is invited and bring some friends if you want to. Hope to see all there.:D This is the link to the lounge and please repost: http://www.fubar.com/lounge.php?l=10370

What I Get I Guess...
Well daggone...I have a glass of wine and 6 Buttery Nipples...ummm....that's a shot for those of you who just dropped your jaw thinking I was more than a freak of nature. :P But the point of this blog is I just posted some new pics and before I could go through and remark all of my photos and album, I had a private message pop up that said it was from shop@fubar.com..wonder who that could be????? 8-P To whomever, whether friend or not, marked my photo NSFW for me...why thank you for looking out for me and the rest of the ADULTS on this site but I was well aware that my "boob" pic or buttery nipples, whatever you would like to call them at this point (maybe I should have just one more shot...lmao) were NSFW and was well on my way but the SECOND I hit send, I had that message. Kind of made me feel as low as I've been all night. Was only trying to feel better by doing something different...haven't been naughty in a while but felt the need. It's over. Thank you for your attention! xo

I Hate Yahoo So Much
BUZZ!!! Jackie brown: FUCK OFF therider143: ok fine therider143: can i see u? therider143: on ur cam Jackie brown: no Jackie brown: i dont have one Jackie brown: bye therider143: wait Jackie brown: no Jackie brown: you're getting ignored therider143: ru virgin? Jackie brown: thanks for annoying me Jackie brown: no I'm a filthy whore with cum dripping out of my cunt Jackie brown: good bye

Why Cant We See Things Coming
As we get older and wiser you would think youd be able to see things coming. Hard to beleive anything should come as a suprise. So is life to throw things your way that at the moment you cant or wont believe. How often we get caught up in the moment and dont realize what or why. These lessons I myself hope are intended for a greater perpose. To tell you the truth im sick of learning things the hard way. As many things as ive learned the hard way youd think id already know but i guess im not as smart as I should be, or is this the way its intended to be...... TC

School
so im getting ready to start school. ill be getting my bacheors degree for graphic design.im excited. i love art. and ive wanted to do this forever now, and im finally getting around to it.im attending the art institute of pittsburg online. but yea...i cant wait till my classes start!

Quick & To The Point
->Suga Lips: hi, thank you, no, bye zukyzuky: hey sexy was up? u r looking hottie. could i get ur msn or yahoo id? see ya My shoutbox convos have been slacking lately :(. If you know a weirdo, send them my way :P.

Margaritaville: Jimmy Buffet
Nibblin' on sponge cake, watchin' the sun bake; All of those tourists covered with oil. Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing. Smell those shrimp They're beginnin' to boil. Wasted away again in Margaritaville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's nobody's fault. Don't know the reason, Stayed here all season With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, A Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue. Wasted away again in Margaritaville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, Now I think, - hell it could be my fault. I blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop top, Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home. But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on. Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that

Holy Nicotine Withdrawl!
UGH! I can't go smoke until this guy that's here inspecting our plant leaves. I.NEED.A.SMOKE. If he's not out of here in the next half an hour I'm going to cut out his heart and eat it. RAW.

Life
Well, some of ya'll know that I moved and I'm lookin' for a job and all. I have so much shit runnin' through my head, I don't know where to start. All I know is that It's really buggin' me. Some of the oddest things have be on my mind too. My x is on my mind, I haven't talked to here in 2 years. I don't know. All, I wanna say, is, if ya'll could, just bare with me, I'll pull through, I just don't know when. I just gotta get stuff figured out. Well, I'm gonna go to bed and try to get rid of this memory of mine. Redneck

My Favorite Poem I Have Written
Rain Rain drops falling on the windowseals, Drip drop drip drop, Rain falling on my face, I look striahgt up into the sky, The clouds so dark, so many of them, As i stand in the rain longer The sky lights up, so bright so beautiful I listen drip drop drip drop is what i hear, Then a loud sound approaches, Its thunder Then it gets bright again I look longer into the sky No stars out tonight But it is still beautiful in my eyes I love the rain. Rain can be frighten when you're all alone, If someone specail is with you or in your heart rain can be passionate The lightening is now lighting up the whole sky more often, The thunder gets closer and louder, The rain drops get bigger upon my face, The wind blows stronger. I'm wet and cold, but on the inside of my body i'm warm, How can rain make you feel this way? Because that special someone is always in my heart, Rain something we shared together, So when it rains my heart beats faster for that special person.

Grim (unfinished)
I know the ugly truth of it The whole repulsive scene, The fairy tale that turns to shit The shining knight- unclean. this apparently was gonna be a bigger poem, but i got distracted (ooh, shiny object....lol) from years ago... maybe was feelin a wee bit bitter? (only a lot...lolol)

This Is The Me People See And People Get
Ok guys, this is not going to be written up for drama purposes, this is to give you( the general public) a view into my life and see what I have seen in my short 19 years of life. I'm not asking you to read on or to rate or to comment, all I am asking for is a little respect, which i feel that you the reader, as a human being, will be able to do so. I had your basic happy storybook childhood. Parents who loved me, a beagle named Boa, and a baby sister on the way. But i knew that at the beginning when i first started school, i knew i was different. I couldn't quite talk right and it took me a long time to learn how to hold a pencil and write. Doctors had told my parents that I had some slight form of autism (Wish i could meet those doctors now) and would have pretty much sucky motor and communication skills for the rest of my life. In short, at the age of five, I was considered a freak by the other children. I was alone most of the time so i spent my time riding my bike or playing wi

Please Come Rejoin Your Family We Miss You All!
HOT TUNES & FUN PEOPLE ,COME JOIN THE PARTY ,WE'D LOVE TO SEE YA :) Where The Party Never Stops WE HAVE MOVED PLEASE COME AND REJOIN YOUR FAMILY! WE MISS YOU ALL HURRY BACK

When A Soldier Comes Home
href='http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcHJvZmlsZS5teXNwYWNlLmNvbS9pbmRleC5jZm0/ZnVzZWFjdGlvbj11c2VyLnZpZXdwcm9maWxlJmZyaWVuZGlkPTg4NDE2MTI0Jk15VG9rZW49N2NiN2VmMmQtODUyOC00ZTU0LTkwMzgtYWMyYTBkZmIyM2Jl'>wendyDate: Oct 1, 2007 8:40 AM-----------------From: Black Label SocietyDate: Sep 30, 2007 11:23 PMWhen a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. …to be compassionate when a businessman

From Mary Jo Kopechne
From Mary Jo Kopechne I would have been 65 years of age this year. Read about me and my killer below. When Sen. Ted Kennedy was merely just another Democrat bloating on Capitol Hill on behalf of liberal causes, it was perhaps excusable to ignore his deplorable past. But now that he's become a leading Republican attack dog, positioning himself as Washington 's leading arbiter of truth and integrity, the days for such indulgence are now over. It's time for the GOP to stand up and remind America why this chief spokesman had to abandon his own presidential bid in 1980 - time to say the words Mary Jo Kopechne out loud. As is often the case, Republicans have deluded themselves into thinking that most Americans already know the story of how this "Conscience of the Democratic Party" left Miss Kopechne behind to die in the waters underneath the Edgartown Bridge in July 1969, after a night of drinking and partying with the young blonde campaign worker. But most Americans unde

Meet Camwhore Monica
LOL Camwhores that come here to spam are fun to mess with. Meet Monica Name: monica (Online) Level: Chill Fu (4) Gender: Female UNITED STATES Buzz: 30% monica: hi ->PieDaDDY: hi monica: hi hun ->PieDaDDY: hello monica: what you doin?? ->PieDaDDY: not much. what you doin? monica: just chillin monica: bored? ->PieDaDDY: me yeah pretty much monica: wanna see me naked?? ->PieDaDDY: how much is it? monica: $4.99 monica: like? monica: its a 24 hrs access monica: we have promo now.. ->PieDaDDY: yeah? well whats the promo code? I might go check it out monica: register then get the 10 digits for lifetime access ->PieDaDDY: I spent about 1000.00 last week and Im pretty much spent on $ and cum till my next paycheck ->PieDaDDY: I always like paying to see nekkid girls sure and If I can save some money its even better monica: like?? ->PieDaDDY: do you do role playing? monica: yes i do monica: i will do what you want me to do monica: http:...

My Godson
I JUST RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT MY GOD SON HAS A MARK ON HIS BACK THAT THE DOC DIDNT THINK WAS NOTHIN...ONLY AFTER HAVIN A ANOTHER CHILD BIT MY GODSONS FACE AND HAVE TO TAKE HIM TO THE DOCS..THEN DO THEY TELL THEM THAT JACOB(MY GODSON) HAS A CYST THAT LYES ON HIS SPINE (ATTN SOMEHOW)JACOB IS ONLY 3YRS OLD..PLZ DO ME AND MY BEST FRIEND AND HER HUSBAND A FAVOR AND PRAY...THIS CHILD DOESNT NEED THIS HES ONLY 3 SO PLZ PLZ PLZ PRAY 4 MY GOD SON THAT EVERYTHANG IS OK... THANK U SOOO MUCH ASHLEY

37 Things Girls Dont Know (fits Me) Had To Blog It
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll ob

Help Me Live
Hello All, My daughter Cory (heavenleigh123) has made a great page for me. I would like for all of you to please go check it out and let me know what you think of it. Please feel free to pass it on to all in your address book. God Bless Hugs http://stemcells4brenda.site.io

New Word Alert!
...and that new word is: (drum roll) Futard (noun, but can also be used as an adjective) {foo-tard} [Definition:] Any member of Fubar who openly displays a lack of basic social etiquette, grace or skill, on such a scale, as to be socially impaired or socially retarded. This person showing such traits is usually referred to as being a "futard" or "futarded".

Mama I've Tried
Mama I've Tried Mama I just don't know anymore you see the tears in your baby eyes. My heart bleeds from pain that is all around me mama and I just don't know;I've showed how much I've changed mama heart,body and soul in my life,mama I've tried and tried to prove I'm not the man I onces was but it seems you only believe me mama. Charles Optional Nelson Copyright ©2007 Charles Optional Nelson

Funny Pickup Lines
funni pikk upp linesz.: Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account. Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Adventures With Leslie
Adventures with Leslie by icumonyourshoes© ** Note: This series Adventures with Leslie is a sequel to the series Things to Do with My Slut (aka Adventures with Emma). For any reference on the characters please see the original series. Thanks. ** Chapter 01 -- Game On It had been 3 full weeks since I had seen or heard from Emma, Vivian or Penny. I was beginning to wonder if the game was truly over. I did not want to press the issue but I was beginning to worry. I pressed through the days that passed in a fog, wondering what, if anything would happen next. That all changed on that Friday morning. I was headed to work when my cell phone rang. I was delighted to see Emma's office number in the caller id. "Long time no speak," I answered. "We are having a lunch meeting you need to come to," Emma informed me. "Sounds like you are back to being in charge," I observed. "A great leader sees it through until the end," she replied, "and does not desert those that follow

So Very Upset..
I may end up having to give up custody of my kids to my ex..... Im getting no support here at home. My mom who was watching them for me, has informed me that she can no longer watch them for me.. all she was watching them for me was 30 min a day and the youngest till he went to school at noon...she had most saturdays off because of my schedule with my ex on visitation and every sunday and monday off. But yet she can spend hours on end next door at her neighbor where there is 8 kids running in and out all the time screaming and shouting.. WTF is up with that.. Either her or my stepmom made the comment I never start anything I finish but yet I have never started anything to finish it. Both are saying the other said it. So I may end up having to give john the kids just because i have no child care. i cant get the government funded daycare program to even call me back that would be my only hope right now. Hell I couldnt even go out and get a job because I have no daycare and no money to pa

Airport Security
Airport Security by ScorchingFlame © No one likes airports. You show up early to spend hours in a place where you really don't want to be – with overpriced food, disgruntled servers, and harried businessmen. I sighed as I dropped my carefully packed suitcase off with the TSA officer in charge of the Xray machine, wondering if the battered corners could take another tossing. I moved to stand in line to allow my other belongings, including my body, to be run through with electro-magnetic rays. As the line inched forward, I thought about my pending journey and how it meant that I would be spending several weeks celibate. This could be a good thing. Perhaps I could finally learn to wait for something worthwhile to come along, for someone special that I could really care about. Maybe several weeks of nothing could convince me I could make it until that person came along. Or perhaps the weeks of alien abstinence would simply build until the nymphomaniac in me awakened once again, c

Lol
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

A Letter To A Special Friend
As I sit back and think back on my life, I am grateful I have a few people I can call dear friends. I never thought it could hapen here though. I have met some great people here, but there is one who stands out. I look forward to seeing you online. My heart skips a beat when you call. You make my troubles seem to fade, and I have a continuous smile on my face when we are together. You have captured my heart, and my life and moved in and made it your home. I would not want it any other way. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for all we share(talks, feelings, dreams), and look forward to another incredible time together with you.