Fubar Blog Posts 3

Wtf?
Ok, so I have a question. Why the hell are pics of me in which all of the "Naughty Bits" are covered up being marked NSFW??? Why is there even a "NSFW" option? If, as I understand it is supposed to be, this is a network of ADULTS, then as ADULTS, you should be able to make wise decisions such as not to be playing on non work related sites such as this... Unless of course like me, you work from home putting truely NSFW photos on a website that makes money!! I mean hell... All of these pics are so harmless that I have most of them posted on MYSPACE, and I know alot of people know just how prude Tom can be!!! I generally read and follow all rules associated with any profile/networking site I join, and I'll assure you that I think long and hard before choosing pics to post for example, all of my raunchy pics are on my own personal site, www.candiswildgirlz.com/gina/ or XPEEPS which allows the dirty stuff... Anyways, I just thought I'd share my Bullshit opinion about the Bullsh

Pic At Work
To all my Family, Friends and Fans! My Friend is holding her first contest and it is going to be a pic at work Contest!( pic must be you at work or what you do while at work) P.S to all you domesitc goddess and Mr. Mom's please don't feel as you don't work yall hold very important jobs of taking care of the house and family and that is how we surive . So dont let that stop ya from entering the contest!!!!! RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day blast 3rd place: Big Pimpin Gift Please send her the link to the pic you would like in the contest in private message or in shout box!! Have fun !!!!!!!! Your friend Christy!! Here is a link to my friends page Good luck to

No Clue
ok so my sister just got me into this cherry tap and im still tryin to figur out how to use it all its a little confusing. like i was just wondering how do u enter the bar and clean out ur bar tab or is that even posable and like for ur frofil can u hav a layout because im stating to think not so ya a little help would be nice from some one PLZ!!!!!!

This Is So True
This morning I told my supervisor that I was coming to see him. I had finally had it and was throwing in the towel on my emergency medical career. I was fed up with always being tired, tired of never getting fed, sick of being plagued by sick people who really aren't, supervisors who really don't, co-workers who sometime won't, professionals who aren't, and drunks who are... constantly. The week started out very typically on Monday morning. I overslept, and in trying to shave, brush my teeth, shower, and cook breakfast all at the same time, I managed to cut my face, slip on a bar of soap, scorch my best (my only) skillet, and catch my breakfast, and almost my, kitchen on fire. I arrived late to work still bleeding around the neck area, only to be harassed by the opposite shift, who wanted to know why I was never on time. (This from the guy who conned me into working for him so he could attend his aunt's funeral. His poor aunt died 11 times last year). My partner, Dave, and

F*cking With Head
This isnt about anyone in particular...but just an observation of all the people and situations combined. Do not take offense. It is just to let you know what goes on upstairs in my head. I have to get this out before my head explodes into a million particles of crap. For those who know me and have noticed me acting different, it is okay. I have not changed, but it is the real Christina coming out. She has been in hibernation for quiet some time. The strange music, the artsy stuff, the attitude........all meeeeeee!!!!. I am tired of being the person that everyone expects me to be. I dont care anymore. I am tired of living my life walking on eggshells worrying if i will offend anyone, hurt them, and treat them special when i dont have people do that to me. Bitchy ..yeah i know. But shit get over it. lol. I have lived most of my life playing by the rules, being fair, putting up with peoples shit for so long, Basically a pushover. I worked my ass off to get the thing that

Am I An Open Book?
Are You an Open Book? less open more open Stop the presses -- you're a Bestseller! Cover to cover, you're definitely an open book. And your emotions are in wide circulation. No matter what the situation, it's no secret what you've got written on the inside. When you feel a certain way, you've got no hesitations about expressing it immediately. Because there's so little to hide within your emotional pages, you're easy to read. Your closest friends know you quite well and can tell how you feel. People with similar scores tend to be sociable, kind, dependable, and well-adjusted.

Untitled
Don't ask me to stay because I won't, don't ask me to love you because I can't. I've tried so hard to make myself love you, but you can't make your heart feel something it won't. Why do you ask me to stay? I already told you I have to leave. Don't tell me you love me, I can't handle hearing that. I'm so confused about what I want, all I know is that I need to go. A chance to think, to sort my thoughts, that's what I really need right now. That chance will come very soon, and I know I'll be doing alot of thinking then. Maybe I'll realize that I really do need you, that I've just been ignorant these past few months. Then again, I could find what I want, what I've only dreamed of... When I find my destiny, I'll let you in on it. For now I just have a favor- a simple thing to ask you- Don't ask me to stay, for I can't, don't ask me to love you, for I won't.

Bdsm Dictionary Of Terms
Thanks to Hollow via MistressRed BDSM Dictionary of Terms AB, Adult Babies := Grown-ups who wish to be treated as babies. This can include the wearing of nappies, bottle feeding and changing (see also Age Play) Abuse := "physical maltreatment" and "improper or excessive use or treatment" (Merriam-Webster Dictionary) "An abusive relationship is one in which substantial physical, mental, or emotional harm is inflicted, that is not temporary in nature, and is not clearly compensated for by positive and loving experiences over a long period of time." -- by louise, 1997 Age Play := Role Play involving an "age change". Ex. Grown-ups who wish to be treated as babies, school boys/girls, … Algolagnia := Medical/psychological term for the love of pain. Colloquially known as "Masochism". Alternative Lifestyle := A sexuality that differs significantly from the 'norm' may make an alternative lifestyle necessary or desirable. A sexual orientation less common than the norm may stigmatize

Another Poem
I AM JUST A GIRL... I DONT HAVE THE PERFECT SMILE I DONT HAVE PERFECT HAIR I DONT HAVE THE PERFECT BODY I AM JUST A GIRL... I DONT ALWAYS SAY THE RIGHT THINGS I DONT ALWAYS DO THE RIGHT THINGS I DONT ALWAYS FEEL THE WAY I SHOULD I AM JUST A GIRL... I MAY NOT ALWAYS CALL I MAY NOT ALWAYS DO WHAT I SAY I WILL I MAY NOT ALWAYS SHOW UP I AM JUST A GIRL... I MAY NEVER BE THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND I MAY NEVER BE THE PERFECT MOM I MAY NOT BE THE PERFECT FRIEND I AM JUST A GIRL... BUT IF YOU LET ME I WILL BE THE BEST FRIEND I KNOW HOW TO BE I WILL ALWAYS TRY TO BE THE ONE YOU CAN DEPEND ON I WILL ALWAYS LISTEN WHEN YOU ARE IN NEED I AM JUST A GIRL... I WILL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME I WILL GIVE YOU MY WHOLE HEART AND IF YOU WILL DO THE SAME I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE DAY WE HAVE TO PART BECAUSE I AM THAT GIRL!

Welcome Home
Welcome home you gave your all my friend. We know you'll be watching from above. We'll keep you close in our hearts. We'll remember what you did, and what you gave your life for. We'll meet again someday, when heavens doors open once again. The flag will remain flying high, for all the world to see. Welcome home you gave your all my friend. You will never be forgotten. When we see the eagle flying we will know that you are free my friend. Welcome home.

Wwe..news.
Wrestler Chris Benoit Found Dead With Wife, Son at Georgia Home By Adam Satariano June 25 (Bloomberg) -- Canadian wrestler Chris Benoit was found dead in his Georgia home along with his wife, Nancy, and son, World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. said. Authorities are investigating the deaths, though no details were available, WWE said in a statement. The Fayetteville County, Georgia, police department said no information would be released until tomorrow. Benoit, who began his career in Calgary in 1985, became the World Heavyweight Champion in 2004, when he defeated two opponents in a ``Triple Treat Match.'' He also was the WWE's Intercontinental Champion four times and held the World Tag Team and WWE Tag Team championships, according to the WWE Web site. ``Chris was beloved among his fellow superstars, and was a favorite among WWE fans for his unbelievable athleticism and wrestling ability,'' WWE said in the statement. WWE said it will air a three-hour tribute to Benoit

Empanadas De Queso
These flaky, cheesy empanadas are sure to be a hit anytime of day. Ingredients: 1 1/2 lb. cheddar cheese or Monterey Jack, coarsely chopped into 1/4-inch pieces 1/3 cup finely chopped celery 1/3 cup finely chopped green olives 1/4 cup raisins 2 packages pre-made empanada dough rounds (14 oz., or about 20 rounds total) 2 tbsp. milk 1 egg, beaten Preparation: Combine cheese, celery, green olives, and raisins and toss well. Place 2 tbsp. of filling just below center of each empanada round. Using pastry brush or finger dipped in water, moisten bottom edge of empanada round, and fold top over filling. Press edges to seal in filling, and prick tops with fork tongs. Add milk to beaten egg and stir well. Onto lightly greased baking sheet, place empanadas and brush each one´s top with egg wash. In preheated 400°F oven, bake 15 to 18 minutes, until golden brown. Makes 20 empanadas.

Can Someone Explain Why
Okay I will admit that I do not follow wrestling but please tell me why people are making a maytar out of this Daniel Beniot guy? He strangled his wife and suffocated his 7 year old son...... If he was anyone else would people make him a maytar? I think not we would call him a coward for what he did.... He make have been a great wrestler but to me he is a coward that killed two people before taking his own life..... He is not a person that I would want my kids to look up too.....Do you? If people get offended I am sorry I just dont understand why he is made out to be something so special when he did something so horrible...

Rip Jpk
Joe Kenny, I will never forget you. I'm really confused right now, and I'm not really sure how to feel. The fact that you are gone is starting to sink in (although, it still seems very unreal and it will probably be a while before I... I don't know). I'm really confused, I don't understand, and I'm kind of angry at you. I NEVER expected something like this to happen. Thank you for being a part of my life, even though it's been a while. Thank you for all the times you made me laugh and smile. You were amazing, you ARE amazing. I love you, and I will miss you so much.

Without Computer
I will be without a computer starting tomorrow 6/28/07...it is going in the shop..i should have it back within 2 weeks...just wanted to tell everyone that cares..LOL.....U can try to send me messages though YAHOO to my phone I will stay MOBILE.... kts2big4u@yahoo.com Gonna miss yall!!

You People Suck Fucking Creeps Im Posting For My Friend Sonny
THERE ARE A LOT OF REASONS I LEFT THE TAP. ONE IS ONLY HAVING A SMALL NUMBER OF GOOD BOUNCERS. CERTAIN BOUNCERS FLAG A LOT OF PICS THAT ARE ACTUALLY SAFE. OTHERS TAKE BLASTS IN EXCHANGE FOR UNFLAGGING PICS FOR CERTAIN MEMBERS. I HAD A FEW ON MY LIST THAT SAID THEY DID THIS AND WHEN I SAW THE BLAST, I REMOVED THEM FROM MY LIST. POINT WHORES ARE ANOTHER PROBLEM. I GOT TIRED OF BEING ASKED TO VOTE AND BOMB OR ADD THIS ONE OR THAT ONE BECAUSE THEY WANT POINTS. F THAT! I DIDN’T WANT ANY. IT SEEMED STUPID, POINTLESS AND LAME. ANOTHER IS CHERRYTAP GODFATHERS AND GODMOTHERS. I WAS TOLD I DISRESPECTED A GODMOTHER BECAUSE I DIDN’T ADD THE OLD BROAD. WELL FUCK HER. I DIDN’T ADD ANY JERK OFF THAT TOOK IT SO SERIOUSLY THAT THEY PUT GODFATHER OR GODMOTHER IN THEIR NAME. PURE FUCKING ATTENTION WHORES I AM ALREADY GODFATHER TO 13 CHILDREN IN REAL LIFE, I DON’T WANT TO BE CALLED ONE ON HERE. 4 OF MY GODCHILDREN ARE MEMBERS OF THE SITE. THEY ENJOY IT. AND WOW! THEY’RE NOT POINT WHORES SO YOU’LL N

Glad To Be A Man
I'm Glad I'm A Man, I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe I don't live off yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts I can get where I want, north, south, east or west I don't go around checking my reflection In everything shiny from every direction I don't whine in public and make us leave early And when you ask why, get all bitter and surly I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back I don't carry our differences into the sack I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you Or think every guy out there's trying to steal you I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too I know what the time is and I know what to do And I honestly think it's a privilege for me To have these two balls and stand when I pee I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball It's more fun than dealing with women after all

What A Woman Says, And A Man Hears...
What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

Where Do You Go From Nowhere??
I have made mistakes, many many vast and obvious ones. I am no angel nor have I claimed to be such. I have hurt those closest to me for reasons both justified with in my mind and those unforgivable. I have won a select few battles and ultimately lost the war. I have tossed aside what could have been my happieness for something that was quicker and easy. I have loved and I have hated, at times within the same moment. I have climbed beyond the wildest dreams of possiblities and fallen into the nothing of an empty existance. I have lost my soul to the biddings of others. And I have been a consuming entity that threatened the sanity of broken minds. I am a regret and an obession, usually for the same reasons. I have been everywhere and yet I am no where. So where do I go from here? Do I stand a chance from the firey pits of this hell I have created? Or can I create my own heaven among the flames? Will those who onced loved me ever love me again? Or will I find a new torment to my heart and

Not Sure What I'm Gonna Say
Well What To Say Today. I'm Back On The Road Today. Get To Cross Ill. Mo. And Ok Today. Feels Good To Be Back To Work But Leaves Me Too Much Time To Think. My GF Mis Carried Yesterday So That Made For Rough Day Since I Couldn't Get There. I'll Be Glad To Get Outta This Rain. Well That's Enough Ramblin Today. Much Love To All My Friends.

Trust
Well we all say we trust someone or more then one person.But how far can we trust them really?Can you say you know they wouldn't tell your darkest secret?Would you trust them to help you at the spur of the moment with a man/women problem at 1 am in the morning.Could you tell them why you cant stand someone and know they would never tell anyone else?Or I have to ask do we use the word just to make us feel better and that we can trust someone or do we really mean it?There is just to much to ask that I will juts leave it at this for now but ask yourself who and why you trust someone.

Things On Mind
I had to come in and post something on here to get rid of alittle frusteration. Today's been such a miserable fuckin day my gosh lol. I can't remember the last time having a day like this. There are some things going on right now and was hoping to talk to a friend on here but that person wont respond :(. Also moving in the next day or 2 so things are gettin g pretty hecktic with that. Wanna work on some more projects but not sure what to work on...grrrr, can't think, my head's off the ground here haha. well...cya peeps around, just had to let it out.

"sage Morgan" Poem# 10
Into the face of salty winds braids whip across her sight. Full sails at sun's dying hour Sage sails toward the night. Off a tempest's violent rage seas crash into her hull. above the voice of sanity's judge the laughing of a gull. Hastes' to feel storms fury cuts surf but not alone. Nemesis a mile behind Sage Morgan chasing skull and bone. Neptune unleash his wrath upon her swells fall upon the deck. Sage soaked body battered and shaken flees the rope around her neck. Salt in spray burns the eyes Mast screaming in the wind. Grasp the wheel currage of heart stands strong against the end. Skies clear, winds grow silent peace kiss the face of deep. Not a drift of wood float past with poseidon the enemy sleeps. ...inspired by Sage Morgan...for Sage Morgan...

Panda, Politics, Etc :]
First and foremost, a cute picture. Kimya Dawson's cute little boy Panda is 11months old now :) (Kimya Dawson is an amazing, hilarious, wonderful anti-folk singer that you should probably check out someday). I don't usually think babies are cute, at all! But look at this face: SO ADORABLE! Kimya Dawson :) clicky click Second, I decided today that I am going to start following the presidential candidates closely from now on. It seems like everyone is getting an early start, and I definatly want to be informed. John Edwards is looking pretty good right now. I've also heard good things about Ron Paul- BUT he is part of the Republican party. From what I know, he leans closer to Libertarian (I am really starting to like them), and he opposed the war. Uhm. Yeah. Heres a link to his page (it's a direct link to the section about War & Foreign Policy- but you can obviously look elsewhere) if you are interested in learning more about him. Blah blah blah. I'm keeping this brief. R

Love Changed Things
All is not always as it appears to be. You say you see beauty when you look at me. Inside someone is where the beauty lies and sometimes hides. Waiting for the right word or feeling to bring it out. Like an unscreamed shout. All have pain and darkness inside some are better at learning to hide. Hateful words and stares of disdain all these things cause the pain. Dirty indian go away. Where do I go this home this is where I must stay. You say you see beauty when you look at me; all do not see what you see. Stare at eyes when they spit at you waiting for them to turn away first. Walk always with my head held high while inside my heart hurts. Never let them see you cry never let them know the pain. Stare at eyes full disdain until they turn away. Cheayla

Warning About Yahoo Im
June 29, 2007 6:03 PM PDT Warning: That Yahoo IM from me is malicious Posted by Elinor Mills It finally happened. I fell for one of those silly phishing scams. The kind that I previously took sanctimonious pride in having avoided. The kind where you get a frantic e-mail or IM from a friend saying that a malicious link was clicked, a secret password typed in, and that they didn't know better. I feel so ashamed, guilty, violated...stupid. In case you haven't heard yet, an IM-based worm was spreading itself via Yahoo Messenger on Friday, propagating through people's contacts lists and directing hapless victims to a malicious Web site. The site looks like a legitimate Yahoo 360 log-in page and prompts you for your username and password, which it then stores to be used for later nefarious deeds. The IM looked innocent. Too innocent. I should have been tipped off by the smiley face emoticons surrounding the link. But I clicked it anyway in the midst of multitasking at w

I Don't Want To
I can live without you. The thing is that I don't want to. You don't see the others who want to be mine. You don't seem to see how much I want to be yours. Am I here just to be hurt? Am I here for myself anymore? Or is it that I have become so used to this. That I have trouble walking away? Guy 1 wants to take me out when I am free. Guy 2 wants to just be with me. Guy 3 knows about you, and dislikes what we are. Guy 4...well there is no guy 4. So what do I do. You are not going to be mine for so long. And knowing that I can live with out you, hurts. Knowing that I don't want to hurts even more. I don't seem to matter to you these days. I don't seem to rank on your list of importance. It seems that you are going East, while I want to go North. Our paths don't cross anymore, and I don't like that. Are you keeping me around so you are not so lonely? Are you keeping me around because you do see yourself with me in the future? Do you actually think about your

Be Careful Who Your Friends Are
I find people to be stupid by association. If you're friends with someone who I have had words with in the past, and through those words determined that person to be a waste of oxygen, you are therefore stupid by association. I figured I should explain that on the off chance that you're one of those stupid people and would need an explanation. I can and have remained friends with people who have maintained associations with people I don't deem worthy enough to piss on if they should ever find themselves to be on fire, but those instances are few and far between. It has lead people to accusing me of being an immature pain in the ass for assuming that everyone should think the same way as me. Allow me to clarify for a moment. You see, I'm never going to tell you who you can and cannot associate with. You are free to be friends with whomever you choose. That is your prerogative and you should exercise that as often as I exercise the same. Just don't think that I have to be friend

Why Do Some Men Act This Way
Well for once I'm at a loss on what to write. Have thought about why men have to be so much dicks towards women but that is just a thought. Well one thing is we all know that people are that way to each other. I guess that is part of being human and a part of ife. Nothing seems real anymore.

The Inevitable...
Goodbye Unexpected kisses Bound to leave Doomed by life Embraced by death Concealed by insecurity Forever missed Momentarily ignored Smile in blackness A hope of one more day Tears for the last second Ones that never occur Repititious blunders Mind fucks Good fucks Silent distortion Of past lives spent The Re-Raping of my body By words never being said -Mynda

Night Swimming Part Three
moving around you trailing my fingertips along your side, your flawless pale skin seems to glow in the light running my fingers through your silken hair, I pull it over your one shoulder, exposing your neck to me. Moving close to you, kissing your shoulder and neck, nipping gently at your neck, pulling the skin lightly with my teeth wrapping my arms around you from behind, pressing my bare breasts against your back pulling you into me my hands exploring your body, running over your smooth skin of your stomache moving my hands up to cup your breasts, I lean closer whispering in your ear how beautiful you are as I do your body seems to melt against me I feel your hands reaching behind youand carresing my hips, light moans escape your soft lips as my fingertips brush over your pink nipples I can feel you squeeze my hips as I pinch them gently...your beauty is intoxicating, never met a woman quite like you One hand still massaging your breast , the other roaming down

My Turn To Vent......
You know what I cant stand?! I cant stand low life people who get pleasure out of making fun of other people. I am one who believes that everyone is equal no matter what you look like or even what your skin color is. So why do people like to bash on others?! Recently, I was reading through the bulletins and came across one where this guy was totally discriminating this girl becaue of the way she looked. Hell, he was even bashing on her boyfriend. This girl happens to be on my friends list and seems to be a major sweetheart. This guy knows who he is. And I have deleted him from my friends. For you to wish death upon someone for the way they look is just childish. I hope one day you learn how to grow the fuck up. Thank you.... Suerita AKA Cute&Chunky

I'm Back In The Lead!!~thanks Cherries~
I'M IN FIRST PLACE!!!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=935857&albumid=403837&i=2800985880 Ok Friends,Family and Fans!! The Gimptastic One needs your help!!! I need you to click this link and comment the hell out of this pic!! Help me win this 3-day blast!!! You can vote as many times as you like. Comments count as votes!! The more comments the more votes!!! Thanks in advance to all you that vote for me!!! Porcelain has added a challenge to all that read this to match her 400+ votes!!She will also buy the person with the most verified votes a gift worth up to 4,000 Cherry bucks!! Can you do it??? I dare ya!! And as an added bonus, the person who sends me the most votes well get the most "exspensive" cherry gift I can "afford" with cherry bucks. (Right now thats the Corvette but if I level up and get more by the time this is over, I''l buy you the most exspensive one I can afford with Cherry Bucks). I'll also rate everything on your profile with 10's(or until I run ou

Broken Heart
Broken hearted sorrow dance Ignoring lovers mating trance Soul remembers her love declined Depths of sadness consume thy mind Distant thunder creates tainted tears Rainbows fade throughout the years Romantic memories are simply unkind Depths of sadness consume thy mind Hopeful tomorrows cause me to hide Loving emotion tossed aside Ghostly visions are left behind Depths of sadness consume thy mind Joyful lovers seduce these eyes Roses are beautiful, yet they die Lost and alone, feeling confined Depths of sadness consume thy mind by Andrea Sunny

Movie Review For Spiderman 3
This movie was good. Plenty of action and things to keep your eyes open. The problem comes in with the fact that they tried to put too much in without building the ideas and characters into strong pieces of the puzzle. They introduced at least 5 new characters that deserved stronger fleshing out bevause they are all important parts of the Spiderman story. Instead of crammong everything into a single 2+ hour movie, they easily could have made 2 90 minute + movies with what they have for a basis. See it but see it cheap

The Unanimous Declaration Of The Thirteen United States Of America
IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Gov

Crazii Girls..in My Eyes!
crazy girls..IN MY EYES always willin to fight for somethin they shouldnt even worry about talk to a million guys and say they are all theres when they finally find a girl a crazii girl goes nuts and wants to kill them when they have a boyfriend they always sayin they "need breaks" they dont kno which way is up or which is down they say one thing and do another they cry and whine over every lil damn thing that goes wrong or right in there life they say they are gonna drop it but they dont they get on there mans/crushes myspace and start shit wit other females they dont ever have the story right or straight they leave a thousand and 1 comments for there "guy" to piss off other ppl THEY JUS DONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER one day she has a bestfriend the next they hate each other they always tryin to take the TAKEN men they think the world owes them somethin they get pissed off at nothin they wanna have a baby wit a guy then wait till he/she is born and run off and then try

Before He Cheats Lyrics
Before He Cheats lyrics Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo... And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.. Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo And he don't know... That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats,

Hollaback Girl Lyrics
Hollaback Girl lyrics Uh huh, this is my shit All the girls stomp your feet like this A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that Because I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl [x2] Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4] I heard that you were talking shit And you didn't think that I would hear it People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up A few times I've been around that track So it's not just gonna happen like that Because I ain't no hollaback girl I ain't no hollaback girl [x2] Ooooh ooh, this my shit, this my shit [x4] So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers No principals,no student-teachers Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all Gonna make you fall, gonna

Cc - Bloodletting In The Woods
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Have You Ever Cheated???
Some subjects have come up about cheating, I want you opinion on why we cheat on our lovers. Is it because deep down we know they are not right for us? Is it because we are not wired to be with one person? I have cheated on another before because I think I needed to "see what was on the other side of the fence". Have you ever cheated, why did you do it? If you don't want to comment here write me a message.

Speaking My Mind This One...
If only If only I could get to sleep, and wake up in the morn If only I could get some sleep, for it is nearly dawn If only I could rest my mind, and think of something else But, then, I know that you’ll be the same, and yes I blame myself If only we did not misinterpret, everything we say For darling our love is growing, day after day I never thought it possible, that I could feel like this For us to be together, is now my only wish If only we didn’t live, so many miles apart If only I could ring you and have a heart to heart If only it was morning and the telephone would ring If only I could hear your voice, my heart would start to sing If only I could only touch you and feel you in my arms If only I could hear you, with all your usual charms If only I could be with you, for ever and a day And maybe someday it’ll happen, who can really say If only we could be together, if you and I were free If only our conside

If He.........
If he were a color, he’d be the bluest sky, As the sky touching my earth, Ever yearning for his touch upon me. If he were a feeling, he’d be like the vast midnight sky, Filled with shimmering diamond stars. Leaving me clutching the earth as I dizzily stare into his eyes. If he were a sound, he’d be the hushed rustling of leaves, On a warm summers day as I lay in the shade, soothed by his voice. If he were a scent, he’d be wild mint, gently crushed and fresh. Like catnip to a cat, intoxicating me to playfulness. He is my Master, leather and velvet, Leaving me deliriously swimming in emotions, Leaving me speechless in silent joyful song, Leaving me yearning for the fulfillment that is him, Leaving me lost but found. Leading me ever deeper into the unknown. ©cherrie 2007

Depressed
I am really upset cuz my hubby has my mind jumbled and i dont know what to do.He says he wants a divorce but tells me he loves me and kisses me and treats me like his wife and he cares. He just deployed today for 15 months and it is worrying me i dont want to think he wants to be with me and him end up not wanting to. All his friends have told him that they think i am great and that he is stupid for leaving me. i am just really confused as hell....

Excuse Me ???
I'M IN A "SEXIEST EYEZ" CONTEST FOR A BLAST IT'S BASED ON COMMENTS ONLY UNLESS A TIE THEN IT GOES BY RATES SO PLEASE WHATEVER YOU CAN DO WILL BE APPRECIATED. SO RATE AND COMMENT !! THANK YOU ALL TO THOSE THAT HAVE ALREADY STARTED !! XOXOX

Everything Ends
Come and bathe with me, A touch by the passionate moon Milky white and full of grace, The touch of skin to a fridged stone. Hush, Let the raindrops about your head sing you a lullaby Slowly fade back, far from harm Take a breath and gaze into the cavernous sky Slipping back Caught in my neurotic arms. Watch the bloody sky Avoid the look in my eyes My eyes... The moon, stare at it, for it is not for you Deep in the decay of summer. You laughed and smiled Preferring the materialistic decay Counting each death toll of the day But in the shadows, watching the figurines entwine Perfection reigned, Like psychedelic Vines Up slowly the granite wall open your eyes You have come to face me, the end is near. Come and sing with me, chant the decaying melody Swim futilely against the current of the dead symphony You shut me out, so shallow, so decayed as a whole That as you sit in your void, praising the dark You ignore me and push me away. B

7-6-07 Astrology
If someone asked you, you couldn't tell them why you did what you just did -- except that it felt like the right thing to do at the time. Hmm. This is a different mode of behavior for you, but not necessarily a bad one!

Speak Out
The truth is spoken Words of pain emerge from my mouth A metaphor of a savage tarantula The hatred that lingers longer Will consume me to the ends of my skin. When you tell someone a feeling You do not have an idea how things will go Is it possible to smile and realize You are special to hear such words To try to give the cold shoulder You have your own way to think things Blood boils heavy The flames in my eyes are slowly Burning out into ash. Life moves on My soul carries forward The people I meet Those that gave me advice No one will be forgotten So long as I remain living in this world. But I spoke my heart out Said what I did with no regrets Bullet travels through my body I blame all others Love is nothing more Than a tainted game.

Your Worst Enemy
Your worst enemy tells you that you aren't good enough. Tells you that you never will be. Tells you that your hopes and dreams are too far out of reach. Tells you that you can't do better. Tells you that you're wrong. Tells you that your worst fears can be a reality. Tells you that you aren't really loved. Tells you that no one could care about someone like you. Tells you that you shouldn't be here. Tells you that you aren't worth it. Tells you that you never will be. Tells you that all your hard work is for nothing. Tells you that you're nothing. Tells you that you're worthless. Your own worst enemy is yourself. I say that each of us are worthy, we are worth something, someone does care, because I am a someone. All of our hard work will pay off in the end. Your hopes and dreams can and will come true if you work hard enough towards them. You are loved. You are good enough, in fact you're better than good enough. You are doing the best you c

I'm Not Here For A While
Sorry guys but I just found out that I am moving this weekend... nothing like a little short nitice. Any way I won't be online for a little bit... until I get setteled...but then I be back. If you NEED to get a hold of me or you want to help me move... send me a message on yahoo. wild_red_tiger@yahoo.com. Do NOT IM me...I'm not online....but I can check my messages from my phone. I'll be back as soon as I can.... promise!

And Yes Yet Some More(please Add If I Missed Some And Ill Up Date)
420 - Marijuana term, marijuana slang, marijuana reference. 3750 - Marijuana laced joint. Abe - $5 worth of drugs. Abe's cabe - $5 bill. A-bomb - Marijuana and heroin smoked in cigarette. Acapulco gold - Types of Marijuana from Mexico. Acapulco red - Marijuana types from South America.. Accessory Cannaboids - Are The Cannaboids, CBC,CBD,CBN, which interact with the primary cannabinoids to alter their effect. Acclimate - Introducing a plant to different environmental conditions to allow it to adapt. Ace - Marijuana cigarette. Achenes - single-seeded fruits where the seed is free from the ovary wall except at the point of attachment. Acid (acidic) - Reefers to the overall state of the growing medium, as the rockwool or soil, where the PH balance is lower then 7.0. Adapt (adaptation) - To undergo positive modification to survive. Aeration - to allow the soil or growing medium to become less dense and allow more oxygen throughout. Aeroponics - plants roots are s

Broken Penis.....
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way." The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "Look at this, it's still in the crate!"

Earth Angel...earth Angel
I DO believe that Earth Angels is gonna make it!!! Out of 36 members...11 dropped by my page, and had me leveled in I do believe, less than an hour. That's how fast it was going...I couldn't even keep up! YOU GUYS ROCK!!! Thanks soooooo much!!! It's been a busy morning on CT. I have done my best to send friend invites to all the members of Earth Angels. I do hope I haven't overlooked anyone. So..if you didn't get an invite from me...just send me one, and I'll add you right away! Thanks again for the leveling! I'm well on my way to Cherry Assassin!!! Now...if I don't go do something about this house...my hubby is gonna have a fit when he gets home from work....lol But...I will be back! Take care Angels!!! Lev

We Are Alone Right Here
This shadow blankets my fears from your eyes to judge. You will never be what I expected, for now I have to walk alone in my mind. Trying to cut the memories out of you, but all they do is cut back. I can still feel your warmth on the back of my neck. I can remember breathing in your life into mine. You left me haunted memories, to tear me down everyday. I can remember your shadow disappearing into the hazy fog because you couldn't save me. And so on and so forth we will move into a darkness to fight what we all fear inside -Raven

Someone Special
as i sit hear listening to you play part of my story now known so much still unknown and the beauty is the path to finding out i could listen to you all night long and never feel tired hearing your own music dance accross my soul as i sit and write these words for you you are surprising me at every turn words flow from these fingertips as i listen to the music you are playing for me my breath is stolen by pure simplicity of the moment singing for me...... how did i get so lucky humbled by the thought....

A Wake Up Call
For all of the new people coming into Cherry Tap for the first time...there are a few "unwritten" rules that apply here....... 1) DO NOT rate any picture less then a '10'...be nice...look, I'm a photographer and I still rate pics a '10' 2) If you expect to climb the ladder in points and levels, you must work a little for it...when you get friended and fanned.....return the favor...rate the profile, the pics.....and believe me...it will be returned 3) Read the persons profile.....He/She...may post something for a reason....at least take the time to read it. 4) THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.......DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE......this is supposed to be fun....Let's keep it that way

Come Chat
FOR THE CONTEST GO TO ..... @wraithking@Birthday coming up and VIC going to Expire.. Who is going to be nice and get me another@ CherryTAP ....and comment,comment,comment on her pic just reload page to chat!!! ~Cute~But~Psycho~@ CherryTAP This is the link to her profile....to add and rate, ...leave all comments on her pic at the contest ok Here is me:) ChowChow@ CherryTAP Lots of love and Cherry Kisses, Wendi Aka Chow Chow (repost of original by '~Cute~But~Psycho~' on '2007-07-05 07:53:55')

Sexually Suggestive Lines From The Star Wars Trilogy...
Sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy... 'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!' 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?' 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.' 'You've got something jammed in here real good.' 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?' 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.' 'Sorry about the mess...' 'Look at the size of that thing!' 'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!' 'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.' 'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.' 'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?' 'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.' 'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...' 'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.' 'Hurry up, golden-rod...' 'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?' 'Po

I've Decided To Become A Guy....
...with tits. Yes, you heard me right. No, I'm not having a sex change. That's too expensive. What I mean here is just becoming a guy in ACTIONS. I am not going to change anything about my outward appearance. I'm just going to "ACT" like a guy. From now on I'm going to... -do things without regard for anyone's feelings. -get drunk and do things and then blame it on being drunk. -say insensitive things and then explain it by saying "I'm sorry...I didn't know that was insensitive," even though I knew full well that it was. I can plead ignorance. I'm a guy. -sleep with anyone I wish and not care about whether I get a disease, give a disease, get someone pregnant, or hurt their feelings (there it is again). -lie to people, especially women. They are so gullible, afterall. -think I'm god's gift to women even though I'm marginally normal looking at best. -show pictures of my penis to women from the git go because I know they will worship it. (Okay, I don't

Totalkiss
heres a top sky site from britain am listening to on my sky check it out click on your browser again it will open another one aswell as this right type in address bar totalkiss.com kiss does... rave is the first definitive collection of new and old rave classics, from the tunes kiss made famous back in the day, to the very best new talen from MSTRKRFT, Dan Le Sac and many more. for details visit totalkiss.com youre listening to fresh 40 derek

Post-battle
Raised in a world full of crumbling bricks Covered over with rusted iron and charred steel Brought into adulthood in a room of concrete Making friends with the creatures scavenging Learning to maintain sanity after what he just experienced. A background of smog and dust overwhelm the air Coughing occurs faster than the blood flows Razors are the greatest gift for a defense But still deadly to his ability to not control them The siege of war still lingers around. Two sides fighting Have now become an absolute zero To some people who walked in A game that seemed too easy to be true His destiny has been destroyed much like the world. The cold surrounds the survivor And soon he will meet the same fate Nothing could prepare for the course of actions now Cities are tombs and darkness becomes a parasite Death has won the fight he never started.

Site Address
http://try.starware.com/landing/music/intro_01.php?mkt=en-gb copy and paste in your address on new browser put in there open two browsers the one your on in cherrytap and another for this link you can import your music dont need to buy anything check out derek free download and sign up god bless all

I Kissed Jyrki69 Of The 69 Eyes
Wow. Was it awesome!!!! At first we had third row for Night Kills The Day who was very very awesome. Then on Fair to Midland it was alright. The dude was like fucked up. Jumping from a forty foot drop from the speakers. Retard. They sucked majorly. Then there was Wednesday 13 and oh were they awesome. Finally, it was time for The 69 Eyes. My friend Jesse shoved me to the front and I literally was pressed against the security fence. I was in touching distance of the band the whole time. I was loving it. Jyrki deep throated his microphone and nearly sent me to the floor like that. *laughs* I purchased the autographed cd so that I could meet the band and I did. I met Jyrki, reminded him about him dedicating Star of Fate to me and he remembered and thanked me for giving him inspiration again. And asked me how I liked the song and I told him I loved it.. After our picture with the band, I got to hug and kiss the man. I was like woooooooooooooow. So I've been on cloud nine i

Painless Birth
Painless Birth A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy b

I Wanna Tell Him Sooo Bad
I stared at the girl next to me... She was my so called "best friend"... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said "thanks"... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be "just friends"... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3 bags of chips... She decided to go to sleep... She looked at me.. Said "thanks" and gave me a kiss o

Elephants Part 4 - Communication
Communication It has been discovered that elephants can communicate over long distances by producing and receiving low frequency infrasound, a sub-sonic rumbling which can travel through the ground farther than sound travels in the air. This can be felt by the sensitive skin of an elephant's feet and trunk, which pick up the resonant vibrations in much the same way as the flat skin on the head of a drum. To listen attentively, the whole herd will lift one foreleg from the ground, and face the source of the sound, or often lay their trunks on the ground - the lifting presumably increases the ground contact and sensitivity of the remaining legs. This ability is thought to also aid their navigation by utilizing external sources of infrasound. Discovery of this new aspect of elephant social communication and perception is due to breakthroughs in audio technology, which can pick up frequencies outside the range of the human ear.

The Mcpheever Or The Soul Patrol?
Â“American IdolÂ” snowballed closer this week to the fifth-season showdown. The final three contestants were required to sing three different selections for America this week. The first selection was picked by the most influential recording executive in the known universe today, Clive Davis. The second selection was the judgesÂ’ pick, and the third the contestants chose on their own. Ryan Seacrest and the judges were in very playful moods this week! I think that the secret romance between Ryan and Simon is starting to shine through a little to obviously, wouldnÂ’t you agree? LAUGH, I SAID! Just jokes, everyone. Seriously though, the final three have so much talent you could tell that it was gonna be anyoneÂ’s game! Clive chose the R. Kelly classic Â“I Believe I Can FlyÂ” for the lovely Katherine McPhee. She sang the song well but never really honed in on the spirit in the song. The judges were tough on the first one, but the second brought the house down! Simon chose the Â“Wizard o

Ending Faith
Questioning faith, I'm good at it. I'll play the devil's advocate and create a cold front from hell [[ if you withstand my oxymoron ]]. I love the books by Sam Harris that raise questions and are considered offensive to read. I recently went to borders and back in the religion section I picked up the book "The End of Faith" by Sam Harris then returned to buy his second book "Letter to a Christian Nation" I won't go into details from the books because there are so many. Instead I'll go into details of my own thoughts [[ boring yes ]]. I think that the christian religion is based off of several older religions. Mostly the pagen, buddhist, and hindu. Call me athiest or just a bitch but I am a pagen, I believe that after studying the pagen stories and religions for the past 6 years of my life I can easily compare heros to saints and several of the same plots in the story. I'm ending this now before I'm cussed out and hated even more. Cheerios!

Yet Another Icp Quiz
Are you a juggalo/juggalette or a juggahoe? JUGGALO/ JUGGALETTE MMFCLyour a faygo drikin, hatchet swingin, dark carnavil lovin, down ass wicked ninja, woot woot!!!!!! you love the wicked shit and you know all about it!!! this juggalette is proud to have you in my fuckin juggalo family!!!! Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

I Only Have Eyes For You
My love must be a kind of blind love, I can't see anyone but you. Are the stars out tonight? I don't know if it's cloudy or bright. I only have eyes for you, dear. The moon may be high, But I can't see a thing in the sky. I only have eyes, for you. I don't know if we're in a garden, Or on a crowded avenue. You are here and so am I, Maybe millions of people go by. But they all disappear, from view, And I only have eyes, for you.

Sadness
Today has been a bad day for me with John being gone yet it being so close to the time he gets home I am getting sad because it isn't coming fast enough lol I know I should be excited but I keep thinking he is leaving for 15 months soon and I get sadder WTF!?!?! lol someone tell me to shut up already

Grateful I Am
Original Poem by me...do not rip Grateful I am Grateful I am to be able to hear, someone who I hold dear Her voice so soft and sweet Cannot wait, her to meet Her voice as soft as the flight of a dove Her voice, any man can love Words falling like a soft summer rain, washing away all the hurt and pain Her lilt and tone, they mesmerize me They lock me in so I can’t flee. Her single word sparks my desire Whole sentences light me on fire. Happy for the words she has inspired so I can give her a peek at my burning desire. -Brian 2007

Hillary's Double Speak
Let's remind Hillary Clinton of her past positions on Iraq and cure her memory loss. On October 11, 2002, she cast her vote supporting the President's resolution to go to war. She said her vote was cast with the "conviction" that the war authorization "best serves the security of our nation." Hillary also said that she rejected setting a timetable to withdraw from Iraq. Her exact words: "I reject a rigid timetable that the terrorists can exploit, and I reject an open timetable that has no ending attached to it." (Associated Press, 12/3/05) But in recent months and days, Hillary has voted against providing funds to support our troops and their safety. The legislation she voted against provided $1.6 billion for body armor, $2.4 billion to help combat IEDs, and $3 billion for mine resistant vehicles. And now she is saying that "this is not our fight." She wants to withdraw. We will not forget our commitment to protecting Americans at home and abroad. Neither should Hill

Sisters
sisters..... There's no better friend than a sister - There's no one more loyal and true . . . and even when sisters are different . . . their likeness come shining through! Perhaps it's a family resemblance that strengthens the bond they share . . . or maybe it's just that sisters live life with a similar flair! A sister remembers your collegehood - She knows more than you will admit of times you were Little Miss Perfect . . . and times you gave others a fit! She's seen you in some situations when silence just wouldn't suffice . . . and managed somehow to get by with those sisterly words of advice! And when some encouragement's needed . . . a sister will always be there . . . to listen . . . to laugh . . . or to lean on . . . to comfort, or simply to care. There's no one who's more in your corner . . . and no one you're more grateful to. There's no better friend than a sister . . . and no better sister than you.

Avoid This Werdo At All Cost
Beware of this sicko, he just now out of the blue asked my RL GF, CT Wife and the love of my life tha following in her CT Mail: ------>was kinda wondering......have you ever done freaky things with the horse?.......just between me and you.....i really think that is very hot and a turn on if you have.........and if you have can i have details of what all happen and what you did.....and how it felt. His SN addy link is http://www.cherrytap.com/user/46592 just cut/paste that to your search or addy bar and give this sick bastard some hell, I felt this was very insultive. I'm going there now to give him hell.

Interoffice Politics Leads To A Lonely Kloey...
I am so wretchedly alone in my new town/county. One of my senior offices chewed my bottom out the other night, as he said I'm too nice to the officers and that it could reflect poorly on the department. It was my own fault, though. I do say things such as "thank you", "please" "you're welcome", "my friend", and "sweety". Per this senior officer, I'm not to use any of that type of language with anyone in the department nor am I to initiate or encourage friendships between myself and any of the other personnel. He advised me to leave my "niceness" at the door. As such, I've sincerely tried to distance myself from the others. I only go to the gym now if it's empty. I didn't attend the party last night. I no longer ask anyone about their day. I try to refrain from speaking of anything that is of a personal nature. I find myself in a situation which I consider to be untenable. If I go against my senior officer, I run the risk of losing my job. If I continue to abide by his st

Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
So far every movie I have seen this summer has been on my must see list and this one is certainly NO EXCEPTION. If you are a fan of Harry then you will be very very far from disappointed. This one flows so much better than the last two. The action, the acting, the effects, the sets...are all very top notch. The sets for the Ministry were just incredible!! I will definitely be seeing this one again!!

Is There Really......
A lot of people say there is Truly someone for everyone, Is it true, why is it so hard to find that One person, some people say, you aren't limited to Just One person, that it is how you choose to take a person, I've heard this before and have always wondered is it true......To have the perfect person, Is to find an Imperfect Person In a Perfect way, Make sense, Kinda does to me, But give me some insite from your View, If you're in a relationship, How does it work for you, was it love at first site or did you grow together, I have always seemed to have SHIT for luck with women, I have had One awesome relationship, It was 5 yrs long, we had 2 disagreements, not really arguments, but the second time was enough for me to leave, I'm a Very trusting person After I feel I can trust you, But Ruin the trust and we may as well be done, I hate being lied to, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE CAUGHT!!! I hate Cheaters, If you have to cheat DO NOT Lie and Tell someone you love them, Because it is a lie.....yo

Help Me Forget
Here in my bed I lie alone thinking of your gentle touch Praying that as you lie there too you are missing me as much Think of holding you real close to feel your breath on my ear But when I open these eyes of mine emptiness fills me 'cause you're not here The love I have for you is grand but my mind cannot forget Want the love that we once had but my heart has not healed yet The hurt I feel deep inside has slowly torn our love apart Lord, wipe away the hurt and pain so there'll be healing in my heart My love for you is still there but darling so is the pain Just to know I still have you I've little to lose and much to gain So take my hand and walk with me to the place we called our own Where haunting thoughts will leave me and I can find my way back home

Hybrid Listyquiz
1. Look out the window. what's the most interesting thing you see? A eucalyptus tree 2. Last beverage you consumed? Diet 7-Up 4. Three words to explain why you last threw up? bad trail mix 5. What is the equation for the Pythagorean theorem? a2 x b2 = c2 (where the 2 means squared, and c is the hypotenous of a triangle) 6. Do you think Barbie is a negative role model for young girls? Yeah, I do think she is, but I think it could also be at least somewhat mitigated with good parenting. Our culture is 98% negative images of women. 8. Do you like to play scrabble? I havent really played believe it or not. 9. Where did you attend high school? Bell Gardens, a barrio suburb of south-east Los Angeles 10. Cats or Dogs? Cats 11. Can you cook? yup. do it all the time 12. Last television program you watched? Meet the Press 13. Spell your name without vowels: Nthn nd smtms y 14. What is the last hair product you used? Some way too pricey hair gel

Vic For Owner Of The Cutest Pet
I need one more person to enter a cute pet picture for me to start contest tomorrow two or more people and there will be a third prize of a one day blast Don't delay enter today :D send the link to the photo you wish to enter to my link below My link Lisa~Founder of Freelance Comment Bombers~C† WîFè Tº KèV~@ CherryTAP Pass the word around if you know someone with a cute pet :D

Our Glorious Gov't At Work...
I just downloaded a program called Teebo and it allows you to watch TV off the net and in my poking around of the English channels I came across one called AMP24... As I type this they are showing a public access show called Democracy Now and they are talking about how good ole Prez Bush wants to possibly bombing Iran back to the stone age...How damned idiotic is that? And to make matters worse, some woman fasted in the name of peace for 24 days till Sen Liberman talked to her...The bleeding hearts are out there in force... Having been in the military, both Army and Navy, I can say without a doubt, what the hell purpose does it serve to bomb Iran...We already caused enough damage in the Middle East and now Bush is contemplating making matters worse... Bush is getting carried away with trying to stop the terrorists and is seeing conspiracies where there arent any... From what they said Iranians LOVE the US and want to have relations and regualr trade with us...They want p

Who I Am
Some people say I'm a tomboy But thats who I am They say I'm crazy but thats alright Let me tell you this. I know the diffrence from day and night. I know the diffrence in the hot and cold. And the young and old. But thats who I am. Some people say I don't fit in. That don't matter to me. I know where I stand. I stand on my feet strong. I stand up to what I know As to stand the wet cold snow. But thats who I am. The one thing that gets me is everyones cold glare. But thats life as we see it. But I know who I am Where I stand and Thats who I am.

Question My Love
For those of you who love me Tell me if you know who I really am Have you seen me as just a friend Anything I'd like to have Are being devoured by the night The times we share under the stars Still leave me unsatisfied. To be good enough to show me That what we have Shall become something able to made through The little things that you told me Still cling to me in hope If that decide to remain true. I found out While I gazed into your eyes If loving you what something right I fight these feelings And yet allow them to flow inside me Confused on what matters most to me I'm afraid to ask from you some more Of everything we did being just friends I'm waiting on you to accept You saying it isn't too late Hopefully our dreams Shall come true Through the ways of destiny.

Transformers Interview
As some of you may know, I used to earn a crust drawing the exploits of the Robots In Disguise in the Transformers comic. An what with the release of the mega-budget live action Transformers movie imminent, now seemed a good time to agree to be interviewed about my time on the comic. Click the pic to read the interview on Transfans.net

A "real?" Blog? Could It Be?
So random thinking I don't think I've ever just posted a ramblin blog .. so here goes. Firstly I apologize to all my new "friends" that I haven't met or gotten to your profile's yet, lifes been crazy sorta kinda not really hectic.. honestly I've just not been home much it seems. I keep getting kidnapped for day's on end from people. *laughs* So anyway thanks everyone for all the new add's etc. I promise I'll get to you eventually, don't be shy to send me a yell, if I don't reply I am not ignoring you .. I probably just saw something shiny and am logged in but really not here. Okay.. also new friends.. I will be going through my 800 + "friends" in the near future and doing a house cleaning if you get deleted in it just tell me to fuck off or ask for another add.. I just do that to keep up and honestly these day's I'm soo far behind lol. Nothing personal! Okay what else has been going on? I've officially been *caught*. Yeah this devoutly single girl is officially not offi

Two Children Decide To Cuss
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know " he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass

I've Found The Man I've Been Waiting For
Hey friends/Fans, I want to share with you all on how I met Gary. I met Gary through my line of work as a client. We met back in March and when we both layed our eyes on each other it was love at first sight. I knew it was for me when I first met him but didn't know it was for him until recently as we talk about it now. Gary was supposed to have me out again to entertain him the next night but his company sent him out of the area. I figured it was another man saying he would see me again and not do it. Well I was wrong when I received a call from my agency to go back to this particular hotel ( that Gary and I first met at) that Gary wanted to see me. I wasn't sure if it was him but I was hoping. When I arrived I found it was him. I was so excited to see him that I greeted him with a long french kiss. He explained to me what happen. The hour went by quickly and he walked me to my car. It was raining and I told him to get in. We sat and talked for 3 hours while I was waiting on another

Fubar Levels..yup Even They Changed The Names....
Cherry Tap Levels: Levels, Points, and Unlocks: Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fuberlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 50

Vindictive?
I am calm and charming and kind. I weep for the pain of others. I'm loving and compassionate, supportive of those in need. I am not vindictive. yet, I cannot stop dreaming of seeing you... your blood gushing from your body rich and red. and I smile, and turn and walk away. 9 July 2005

Being Productive
For the past 2 days i feel that i have been very productive.. yesterday i took my daughter and her 10 yr old friend dakota (along with my mom) out to lunch then bowlin... we chilled a lil bit at home and then i got to work on the room that dess and i share... i tore everythin out from the toy boxes, to the dresser, to the closet.. moved the bed.. everythin .. it is so freakin nice the way i did it .. maybe i should get a job as a reorganizer or somethin.. NAH! I love my retail job so much! Oh yeah and today at work.. freakin awesome.. i didn't get as much done as i would have liked to.. I wanted to be all through my boys dept but i did get all of Boys 4-7x done... it was a lot of wooden fixtures I had to moved around.. lets just say i got my exercise.... hmmm. building muscle at kohls... lol... no wonder im so tired when i get home... anyways, i was able to put out a lot of merchandise in that dept today... I am proud of myself... for once... considering tues i wanted to pull my h

Come Check It Out And Join My Bros Lounge
COME ON IN TO THE NEWEST LOUNGE ON CHERRY TAP INTRODUCING LOWRIDERs 80's LOUNGE!!!!!!!! MEET GREAT/NEW PEOPLE, HAVE FUN, LISTEN TO MUSIC {PICK YOUR OWN}...... PLEASE:: COME IN AND JOIN THE FUN NO DRAMA, NO BULLSHIT, NO HATERS ALSO LOOKING FOR HELP SUCH AS BARTENDERS,BOUNCERS,GREETERS,DJ'S,MANAGERS APPLY WITH IN THANK YOU WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND JOIN THE FUN NOW OPEN 24 HR 7 DAY A WEEK BE THERE AND BRING YOUR FRIENDS 1Club.FM : 80s Dance Hits Get a cool scroller sign at MyToolSpace.com

The Never Ending Saga!!!!
Armies have conquered And fallen in the end Kingdoms have risen Then buried by sand The Earth is our mother She gives and she takes She puts us to sleep and In her light we'll awake We'll all be forgotten There's no endless fame But everything we do Is never in vain We're part of a story, part of a tale We're all on this journey No one is to stay Where ever it's going What is the way? Forests and deserts Rivers, blue seas Mountains and valleys Nothing here stays While we think we witness We are part of the scene This never-ending story Where will it lead to? The earth is our mother She gives and she takes But she is also a part A part of the tale We're part of a story, part of a tale We're all on this journey No one is to stay Where ever it's going What is the way? We're part of a story, part of a tale Sometimes beautiful and sometimes insane No one remembers how it began.

Mass
I just 1st off wanna say WOW!!!! You all have really shown me so much love lately, and especially today. I have gotten so many gifts and so much love that it is impossible to thank all of you personally, so I am doing this blog to express my sincerest gratitude. Havin a birthday while on Fubar is really quite overwhelming, but fun as hell!!!So I know I wont be able to get back and say thanks to all of you, so if I miss ya, here it is THANK YOU SO MUCH!!Im not gonna name names, cuz if I leave someone out, Ill pay for it, so just wanna say, theres a few of you out there that have done some special things for me lately and have shown extraordinary amounts of love to me...I am overwhelmed with emotion that there are such wonderful people like you guys in my life...A special thank you to you guys, and you know who you are!So with that said, thank you for all the birthday love so far, and lets party!!!!

Taking A Bath
I was preparing for a bath. I couldn't get my butt in the bathroom fast enough and she was right behind me. I got undressed, and she no more said a comment as I was getting into the tub:..."naked butt!!"...Ok, so as I sat in the water, she says, "mommy? First you pee, (in the toilet), then u wash your back, then your toes---then you wash your boob!"

It Doesn't Take Much
It Doesn't Take Much By Anthony Hunt My hand longs to touch a warm cheek that ain't there I dearly miss the scent of vanilla in your hair My ears want to hear the sweetest voice in the world My eyes tear up knowin' they'll never again see that girl Cause it doesn't take much Just a wink or a stare To remind me again Of how much I care No I'll never have enough As I bitterly laugh The only way to see you Is in a photograph But what I can't figure out Is what does it mean? When I wanna be with you But I know it ain't meant to be? It may be a little strained Every time that I call But I'd rather know you as a stranger Than not know you at all Cause it doesn't take much Just a wink or a stare To remind me again Of how much I care No I'll never have enough As I bitterly laugh The only way to see you Is in a photograph Why can't you just take my hand So we can be friends? And why can't I understand That this is the end? The answer's harder to f

6 Signs You're Falling 4 Someone:
1 - as soon as you get online-who's name do you look at first 2 - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3 - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4 - whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time u hear it 5 - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6 - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only one person on your mind.....

Country Music Does This To Me...
There comes a point in a girls life, or maybe just mine where I give up. I just don't give a damn anymore. You can call me emo, you can call me whatever the fuck you want for all I care. I'm done with this "search" of love. I'm tired of being played, being a piece of ass and being non-existant. I don't know why I decided to post here. Probably because the only people who look at my shit just wannna fuck. Well here's to ya'll. I'm done with that shit. If someone actually wants a relationship with me, then come and get me, but for now, I'm tired of playing the game. And I'm only 20, soon to be 21 in three weeks. And that's the end of my little rant.

Whats New
woa well i dunno wotz new hahaha check th new spapers. I am married to th awesomest gal in da world, Vanti my cwazy Java girl. We live in a small tourist town wayyyy downundah in new zealand. We got 2 lil boys 6 yrs an 18 mo. We get upto some crazy shizz like fixin old boats in Indo' n sailin adventures all over da place. Lately we been running this wickid lil taxi business in here www.mercurybay.co.nz check it owt its da bomb. We surf sk8 party an sing n play guitar fly planes play games n generally have a sweet time. dats all folks hahahahaaaaaha... till nextime. luv n hugs

Philosophy Of Sex
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy...Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharo

Iphones Hrmmmmm
ok i just heard all of those that spent all that money for the IPhone have now found out they are being hacked, haha, suckers, you people thought the IPhone is the greatest thing since sliced bread have now got something the hackers of the world can steal your info and use it against you. lol you might want to return it and get a real Phone thats not hackable

Day In The Life Of Jen
Today hasn't been the best day.. Physically I'm drained.. This past weekend though was awesome! My parents come into town. I haven't seen my parents for a little over 19 months. It was great to see them again.. I got trashed with my Mom and sister. Monday they went back Home :( A friend of mine came into town that morning so i had a pretty busy day.. Trying to spend time with just about everyone..Not counting the fact I have 3 children to run after.. 'Which is my I'm drained" So yeah im pretty much rambling at the moment.. Its what Tuesday. Mark went home this morning.. I had gone out and done a little bit of shopping. "Nothing for my self of course" Then came home cleaned the house and made supper.. Then i get a phone call from my husband. Blah Blah.. Lets just say our conversations don't last longer then 4-5 min! Every 4 days or so.. So he pretty much did his normal ramble. How things are with him. Not the slightest though of asking how I'm doing.. So of course I bust out how stresse

Things That Make You Go Hrmmmmmmmmmm
ok, i was doing a search on new movies that have come out in the past few months and came across one that didnt see a wide release that really looked funny and cool, its called Fido it stars carrie ann moss from the matrix movies, from what i can find it didnt even earn more than 300,000 dollars at the box office, from a message board the producers said that if it went over well in new york and la that they would release it wider well if you do advertise it well then it wont go over well if you ask me i mean there wasnt even any kinda viral ads out for this movie. if i was in charge of the studio that paid to have the movie made i would be pissed at the producers of it and would demand answers as to why it wasnt doing well

Nigerian Scam Response
I'm so sick of getting these emails. Today, I decided I would respond, and ride it out. If I get a response from this guy...I'll post it here...here is the original email, and my reply: _________________ From: BARRISTER CHRISTOPHER MOTLEY ESQ [mailto:frommychambers1@hotmail.com] Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2007 16:54 Subject: Late Engr.John Ferguson will Dear beneficiary On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.John Ferguson ; I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address stated on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr.John Ferguson made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$7,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his

Your Favorite Fantasy Looser
YOUR FAVORITE F... rated your photo a '1'! 10 hr ago · YOUR FAVORITE F... just checked you out! 10 OK Friends and Family, Check out this Hater, Jealous CUNT>Your Favorite Fantasy This looser, sorry assed excuse for a female comes to my page today, rates my salute photo a 1 and leaves, Now Just to give Ya all a lil Info on this old worn out broad, She WAS on Harley's friends list, Long before I met him. Well after Harley and I got together, She starts TRYING to make trouble for us. with posting comments to Harley, sending him e mails and IM's..Harley asked this cunt, nicely to tone it down and told her HE Loves ME and doesn’t want any more then a respectful friendship from her and to be respectful of me...Well need less to say, this stupid ass kept up her dumb crap. SO Harley deleted her. Now this OLD hag of a female, Thought she may have had a chance with Harley, Which she NEVER did. She's a jealous looser, drama queen, a hater a down rater. So after OVER a

Insomnia
For a week or so now, I'm so wired until at least 4 AM. If I'm lucky I get to sleep at 5 AM, and sometimes I don't at all. Then I'm sleepy all day and take naps and I hate it! It's making me feel like I am wasting my life. Anyone have any suggestions?

You Are Blessed
If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who won't survive the week. If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture or the pangs of starvation, you are ahead of 20 million people around the world. If you attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death, you are more blessed than almost three billion people in the world. If you have food in your refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world. If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy. If your parents are still married and alive, you are very rare, especially in the United States. If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful, you are bless

Page 2 -- Mummsville Gazette
I will not ask for the mumms back. You will also note that I did not post too many mumms anyway. It is not that I think I am smarter then everyone else, it is that I know my situation, and really don't need "strangers" -- and some of these folks are as strange as they get -- telling me how to run my life. How many other people have written four book in three years? I kinda know my own mind, at least. No, they are busting up the old mumm clique and that is all there is to it.

Drama
Why do ppl come and stalk you? why do they perv you? why do ppl play games? why cant ppl just leave the drama on the television.... why do they need to share the shit with others, why cant they just be happy and see others that are happy and be happy together. why do ppl assume that just because u added them as ur friend that the first thing u want is for them to come over and fucken sleep with them. and then think they can tell you what and what not to do. why cant ppl just have fun and be happy...... why do they need to ASSume anything, why do they think they know you, when they dont even know themselves. Get a life PPL... leave the dram and bullshit for television, FUBAR is not a reality show. its a place for fun and meet some really cool ppl. if u want me as ur friend cool. bring ur friendship and leave the drama, bullshit, head games, and lies at your house.. just keep it real!

When I Die, Remember This
glitter-graphics.com Do not stand at my grave and weep, I am not there, I do not sleep. I am in a thousand winds that blow, I am the softly falling snow. I am the gentle showers of rain, I am the fields of ripening grain. I am in the morning hush, I am in the graceful rush Of beautiful birds in circling flight, I am the star-shine of the night. I am in the flowers that bloom, I am in a quiet room. I am in the birds that sing, I am in each lovely thing. Do not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there. I do not die.

"my Genesis"
I call this "MY GENESIS"-The beginning ..."I hope I find "YOU" before I get to "Revelation"..HAHAH.to be continued.....[Being simple:personally I'll be happy w/ someone that can love me the SAME way I LOVE THEM back... Personality,inner beauty,intelligence,tall,loyalty,Confidence

Baby J Blacklisted,52 Yr.old Bomber K.o.w.,pathetic Little Man,should Be Castrated
You here that Kingdom of Wolves Family The Pathetic Weasle Baby J. Has Blacklisted a 52 yr.old me.I can't leave Comments,Repost Bulletin.Bomb,do Mumms,or Rate Either.All Kingdom of Wolve Family members should Delete this Worthless excuse of a man an Block his Worthless Ass as he did me. Kathleen R.

Grrrrr.. And It Happened Again...
Once again, my main computer decided to crash on me... Don't really know what caused it this time, but it won't even complete a system recovery, says something about some kind of fatal error... I will be taking it in to be fixed in the morning and I hope to be back online by tomorrow afternoon *crosses fingers* Just in case I'm not back as soon as I hope to be, some of you have my cell number... Feel free to text me and let me know how you are doing or just to say hello... I'm going to go crazy!!! LOL Anyway, I hope to talk to you all soon. Love and Hugs...

It's Saturday, Again!
All my days are starting to feel the same! I'm not sure if that is good or not so good, lol. I have an early client to treat this morning, then I'm watching the store for my friend Paula, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. She has the opportunity to go away for the weekend - without husband or daughter!! This is a rare treat for her. I believe she is staying with friends at their cabin in far Northern Wisconsin. I wish her a wonderful time!! Have a wonderful day, everyone! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings go out to all my friends, all over the world! I will leave a longer blog entry later today or tomorrow, lol. Later! Muahz!

Tcp/ip
Okay so wow. I've been working. Since the 24th. It's not by any standards a hard job. I mean sure there is a lot of knowldege you have to retain. but luckily i make pretty good damned notes. But some of the people in my traing class are nearly retarded when it comes to computers so i get to hear the same question 6 different times in the same 10 minutes. They reword it and think it's a whole new question. I know so much about resetting modems the Road Runner way, it's ridiculous. i could pretty much already solve any internet problems you have, providing you have a cable modem.But I'm liking it so far. Working with Joanie is fun. we get to gossip and complain about just about everyone else there. Plus i get to See my Love just about everyday. And we get to have lunches and sometimes breaks together so thats nice. But i'm not sure how long i would actually want to do this job. But i really wanna learn how to do all the shit. And i want to help people. But i'm not looking forward

Thoughts About This Sitestuff
Tittles and such. ' the dirty whore of who ever wants me to be theirs ' lol. ' prince of the manwhore family ' Whatever makes people feel special or cool, or happy. It's great people have so much fun on here. Atlest the internet keeps the psychos off the streets. I hope that doesn't sound too mean. Lately I've been reading these profiles that talk about - don't expect anything other than a friendship. Others talking about how they don't have msn, yahoo, or aim, or have a webcam. I feel like I might be crawling out from under a rock. Do guys really add girls expecting sex? Are the girls who add me expecting sex? That might be kinda creepy. Some of the people who add me are a little too old for me to be interested in, in that way. I think more people ask me if I have yahoo or something than I ask other people. Are they asking me because they want to see me on cam? Am I simply being used for my body? I think it's sad that people are getting bothered so much that they think to put s

Boobies
So, i am no longer allowed to make mumms because i had the word boobies in it and did not mark it nsfw. i think that is messed up. it was boobies for god sake. ok i made a mistake. but take away things? thats no fun...

The Rocker Is Out Of The Running
The top four Â“IdolÂ” finalists got a chance to sing the songs of The King this week. After an inspiring week where they took a tour of the legendary Graceland given by Priscilla Presley herself, they also got to meet ElvisÂ’ little girl, Lisa Marie. Coached by music industry star maker and mogul Tommy Mattolla, the final four were prepared in Â“American IdolÂ” style to shake up the Kodak Theatre this week! Taylor Hicks and let his personality shine through in his performance of Â“Jailhouse Rock.Â” His spastic dancing seemed to work with this song. Â“In the GhettoÂ” was a solid performance for him as well. He is stepping up as the competition gets tighter. In the top two this week, Taylor is safe to sing again. Elliott Yamin was not about to go home without a fight this week. Predicted by all the polls to be the next one to be cast out, Elliott sang a moving version of Â“If I Can Dream.Â” His second performance of Â“TroubleÂ” was one that Paula called his best so far. Elliott move

Follow Me
Take my hand and follow me! I will show you a world you have never seen. A world filled with darkness and tears. A world that is real and true. A world that is the reality of who we are. Take my hand and follow me! I will show you a world you have never seen. Hold on tight while i take you through this dark cold tunnel. Can you hear the pittifully cries that start to stir? Listen can you hear the sounds of dispare all around. Listen close and you can hear the howls of the wounded, the lost , the confussed. Listen! Listen! Take my hand and follow me! I will show you a world you have never dared to explore. See the hazy light ahead? Hold me hand tighter and I'll lead the way through this world of yours. Can you see the fears of life ahead? Can you see the punishment man feels they deserve? Can you see the selfpitty? Can you see the lowselfestem? ca n you see the low self worth? Take my hand and follow me! I will show you a world you have never dared to visit. C

Melanocortin 1
Only an estimated 4 percent of the population is born with red hair (only 2% in the U.S.), due to the recessive nature of the gene that produces it. That gene, the melanocortin 1 receptor, was discovered on the 16th of the 23 human chromosome pairs in 1995 by Jonathan Rees, a professor at the University of Edinburgh in Scotland. It makes me sad..All I want in life is a female redhead....I'm not greedy, I'm not asking for fame or fortune or anything like that, I appreciate the beautifulness of the world around me, and as one of the nice guys, a dieing breed, I think I deserve the best, so if anybody out there knows of a nice redhead, help a borther out yo...

My Morning Song
Dizzy found me last night Saw some kind of new light I woke up in a whirlwind Just you watch my head spin The spectacle that made you cry It's a thrill a minute plane ride It's over time at ring side, no lie March me down to the seven seas Bury me with a ruby ring Kiss me baby on an easter sunday day Make my haze blow away I hide i seek and i find Truth in a fable faith in a rhyme So why you want to bad talk me Are you surprised by what we see? Like the tables and the tides turn On my bed the emperor worn Is that enough for me, could be If music got to free your mind Just let it go cause you never know, you never know If your rhythm ever falls out of time You can bring it to me and i will make it alright And if your soul is let go Oh you never know, no you never know And if your heart is beating free For the very first time it'll be alright

Cool
its cool to be you, when your a sweety, when your on your own, when you can think foryourself, on the good days and the bad days, its cool when i talk to you, its cool when i dont, its cool yesturday, when i told you i loved you, and you didnt run away, its cool just knowing you, i love knowing you, so keep being you.... love you bedrock

Random Quotes
Reality is an illusion, albeit a perisistent one. Anon. ============= Time gives all and takes all away; everything changes but nothing perishes. Girodano Bruno ========================= A wretched soul, bruised with adversity, We bid be quiet when we hear it cry; But were we burdened with like weight of pain, As much or more we should ourselves complain. William Shakespeare ============================ A friend is a second self. Aristotle All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. Aristotle Wretched, ephemeral race, children of chance and tribulation, why do you force me to tell you the very thing which it would be most profitable for you not to hear? The very best thing is utterly beyond your reach: not to have been born, not to be, to be nothing

The Life You Shall Have....
This one goes out to a wonderful friend of mine, who has helped me through so much hurt and pain. She has made my clouds pass by and made my world a brighter place. The pain that breaks your heart, shall repair in due time The hurt that is inflicted by other's actions, shall one day be lost The tears that strem down, shall be dried by the truest love The fear of being hurt, shall subside when the clouds roll away The kindness that you posess, shall be seen by many The love of gold that you hide, shall be graced upon all The smile that once was bright, shall be what makes everyone's day The sound of your laughter, will be the music I hold near Every once in awhile you run across someone, who has been through it all, it seems. You try your hardest to make them see what you see in themselves, but what most look right past. The best thing you can do for them to know just how much you care, is to always show them in simple little ways just how much

Banned!!
Welp, I've done it. I cannot mumm, comment mumms, comment pictures, comment blogs, comment bulletins, comment mumms, comment anything. Shit, I cannot even post a bulletin. I'm fucked. And all because of mummery. Someone wanna write an angry letter to BabyJesus on my behest? I'll love you forever....

V.f.p.
Voting For Points.for the past week or so im pretty much ignoring all mums.i vote A and move to the next mum.A and only A.if its a good mum i will comment.or an extra stupid i will argue for 2 days.but thats my policy on mums since everyone else is putting out theres.

How Important Is It Anyway?
How important is it anyway? I was recently divorced several years ago and had my kids over for a week’s vacation. My kids wanted me to go outside and play with them. I was busy washing their clothes and didn’t want to take the time. My mother had stopped by to visit. I was putting the kids off because I was busy. My mother asked me, how important is it anyway? So I stopped doing the laundry to go out and spend time with my kids. At that time, I didn’t really want to spend the time with them. I wanted to hurry and get the household chores done. Years flew by and my kids have grown up. I’d forgotten my Mother’s words about how important is it anyway? A few years ago, my Mother got real sick. It didn’t look good. I thought, my Mother was going to die. Her words came back to haunt me. How important is it anyway? I reevaluated what’s important now. I spend time with my Mother knowing, my Mother hasn’t got too many more years on Earth. I try and call my kids more often or, drop them a

Site Stuff
Gender doesn't really have to do with your body parts. It's not really a question of " male, or female? " It's a question of masculine, or feminine? They should either switch it to " sex ", or switch it to masculine, feminine, or both. Or something like that.

When Visiting The Library...
When visiting the library one thing you mustn’t do Is ask for a specific book and take it home with you The Librarian has told me he wouldn’t mind the least If anyone who takes his books is nabbed by the police He also told me something else, but I don’t think it’s true He says he thinks the magistrate would throw the book at you!

Stupid Questions
Ok I got to get this off my chest because its really getting on my nerves!! Why do people look at my profile rate it a 10 and then send me a stupid ass question like ..where u from..or how old are you!! I want to say can u fuckin read?? I mean damn on almost every profile it says what state a person lives in and how old they are!! CUM ON PEOPLE USE SUM DAMN COMMON SENSE!!!

Girl
take a minute girl Come sit down and tell us what's been happenin' In your face I can see the pain Don't try to convince us that you're happy, yeah We've seen this all before but He's taking advantage of your passion Because we've come to far for you to feel alone You don't let him walk over your heart, I'm tellin' you Girl I can tell that you've been crying And you're needing someone to talk to Girl I can tell he's been lying And pretending that he's faithful and he loves you Girl You don't have to be hiding Don't you be ashamed to say he hurt you I'm your girl, you're my girl, we're your girls Want you to know that we love you See what y'all don't know about him Is I can't let him go cause he needs me It ain't really him, it's stress from his job And I ain't making it easy I know you see him bugging on me sometimes But he be tired, he don't mean it It gets hard sometimes But I need my man I don't think y'all understand, I'm telling you Girl I can

For You Nosey Mother Fuckers!
GET A FUCKING LIFE! Stay the fuck out of mine. Are you really that pathetic to where you have to spend all your time online stalking me?????. This is absolutely fucking dumb ass shit. Not to mention you have the nerve to call me childish. Yet your the one that sending messages threw other ppl and blocking me. When I havent spoken a single word to you in a week! Get the fuck over yourself. Get a fucking life! Stop trying to ruin mine. It aint gonna happen. I wont let you. Obviously I was the bigger person. I walked away . Gave up good friendship so this petty drama bullshit. Would cease and desist! Yet you and your pacifier got dirty and now your crying over it. No wonder your single and miserable. You keep causing it! Grow up do something with your life. You'd be amazied. You might actually find love and happiness then!

Phoenix Vs. Florida
Phoenix vs. Florida Its sooo much fucking better here. Why Phoenix is better 1. You never see turtles for sale on the side of the road. 2. Ok on that note you never see people selling boiled peanuts on the side of the road in Phoenix- what fuck why would you boil a peanut and eat it? Gross. 3. I can see the ground here. That goddamn brush and shit thats every where in Florida is lame. 4. One word- Reggae-tone. What the fuck are they saying?? 5. Haven’t seen one confederate flag. 6. You can’t set your watch by the rain. 7. Hurricanes. 8. Sweet Tea- that shit is soooo gross. And they drink it by the goddamn gallon down there. Fuckers. No wonder why their teeth are jacked up. 9. The Mouse and the fucking tourists. 10. International Drive In defense of Florida this is going to be a short list: 1. Wait.. here’s an epiphany- its too fucking hot to stand on the side of the road and sell jack shit. The turtles w

Don't Take Me Please !!!
Subject: Don't Take Me This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. and Mrs. Garrison retired, Mrs. Garrison insisted her husband, Bob accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Bob was like most men....he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Garrison was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Garrison received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Garrison, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Garrison are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clo

Talking About Wonderful World
trees of green, red roses too I see them bloom for me and you And I think to myself, what a wonderful world I see skies of blue and clouds of white The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night And I think to myself, what a wonderful world The colours of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky Are also on the faces of people going by I see friends shakin' hands, sayin' "How do you do?" They're really saying "I love you" I hear babies cryin', I watch them grow They'll learn much more than I'll ever know And I think to myself, what a wonderful world Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful world Oh yeah

F R I E N D S H I P P O E M S
f r i e n d s h i p p o e m s A BEST FRIEND A best friend is always there, whether you need advice, or a pep talk, or even a shoulder to cry on. A best friend listens with her heart and is always honest with you, even though the truth may not be what you want to hear. A best friend knows all your secrets, understands your fears shares your dreams. A best friend never stops believing in you even if you give up on yourself. you are that kind of friend to me. And no matter what happens, you always will be. You are my best friend.... my forever friend. A friend is a person to laugh and cry with, An inspiration, Someone who lends a helping hand, though friends may not be forever, And they may not end up together, the memories of a true friendship will last forever. A friend is not a shadow nor a servant But someone who hold a piece of a person in his heart. Someon

Lick Your .....
As you walk to the room feeling tired and beat you can't wait to disrobe and kick up your feet So you laid yourself down and propped up your head When I walked in and approached you on the bed With the touch of a button I turned down the lights and turned on some music with a soft mellow sound While at the edge of the bed in my sexy like way I say "just relax and watch how I play" I started rubbing you down and being very select bringing thrills to your groin making you hard and erect With you throbbing you salute on command as you swell up in size from the touch of my hand Then with my hot tender mouth I made you insane as my tongue went to work on that thick candy cane And with gentle like strokes I tapped into your power as you begin to ignite into a creamy white shower We spent that whole night fulfilling our dreams of having great sex to sweat melting steam

Boob
well some of you know I've been having test run for breast cancer in my right breast...and I got the results this morning...positive. Not sure yet what i'm going to do...who will still love me with one breast? today horoscope for me...lol, so ironic I could just cry...but I won't, I'm better than this! ********************* You may be thinking about something too hard -- but that doesn't mean you should stop! It's a great time to deal with big issues and see about making changes that could really last for a good, long time.

Another Installment Of The Things Crazy People Do...
Good Morning…It has been said a time or two that ignorance is no excuse… Well here is proof that someone will do something everyday to make me shake my head in disbelief. Today’s story comes from the files of National Geographic Society. It takes place in Tanzania, I could not pick this place out on a map if my left…leg depended on it but I know if you are viewing these pictures that are attached you can tell these are some big ass crocodile’s. Don’t try this at home…Enjoy… When Dr Brady Barr decided to dress up as a crocodile, the disguise needed to be good. Otherwise he was in grave danger of being eaten by the real thing. The zoologist adopted his bizarre outfit in the hope of getting closer to a colony of Nile crocodiles, which can grow up to 20ft. His disguise was a prosthetic head attached to the front of a protective metal cage covered with canvas and a generous plastering of hippo dung to mask his human scent. Dr Brady Barr in disguise: Within touching distance of the

Damn Foot And Mouth Disease
LONDON, England (CNN) -- Tests have confirmed a second foot-and-mouth outbreak in southern England, the government has confirmed, raising fears that the highly contagious animal virus is spreading. Chief Veterinary Officer, Debby Reynolds said tests showed that a herd of cattle had been infected. The animals were culled Monday evening after showing signs of the disease. Britain's Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs said Monday a herd of more than 50 cattle on a second farm within the protection zone in Surrey had shown signs of the highly contagious disease. Confirmation of the second case comes a day after the European Union said it would restrict all live animals, fresh meat and milk products from mainland Great Britain. Laboratory results Friday confirmed the first outbreak of the disease was found in cattle at a farm in Surrey County, England. Culling of the 38 infected cattle in Surrey was completed Saturday, DEFRA said in a posting on its Web s

Friend Needs Help Leveling
A good friend of mine needs help leveling...if you show his page some love I will make sure to return the favor.. href="http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=489945&i=610766566" target=_blank> When you hit his page tell him that Babydoll0215 sent you and just email to let me know that you showed some love and I will return the favor...

Warrning
Some one told me once that you were not the right one. They told me that you were an ice man that you were poisonus, that you were fakeing to be an ANGEL the most kind, if they warrned me why did I fall in love with you. They warrned my but inside your soul you are evil and cruel and even knewing that I love you, if I knew that your lips were poisonus and your body my punishment, if I knew, for what reason did I gave you my love. Sorry for me cuz love is painful when there´s nothing to get back eventhough I gave it all. I LOVE YOU ICE MAN....

Shaved Or Bush
YOU KNOW WHEN YOURE DRINKING WITH YOURE FRIENDS SOME WIERD CONVERSATIONS DO COME UP SO THE QUESTION IS THIS FOR THE WOMEN HOW DO YOU LIKE YOURE MEN SHAVED PUBIC HAIRS OR NATURAL GUYS HOW DO U LIKE YOURE WOMEN SHAVED PUBIC HAIR OR A BUSH IF U ARE BI OR GAY SAME QUESTION JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH YOURE ANSWERS AND GET A FREE CORONA

The Nine Important Men In The Life Of A Woman
The Nine Important Men in the Life of a Woman 1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, "Take off your clothes" 2. THE DENTIST: because he says, "Open wide" 3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown" 4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back" 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it." 6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again" 7. THE BANKER: because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest" 8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots" 9. THE PHONE COMPANY GUY: because he says, "Would you like it on the table or against the wall?"

Green And Dumb
From the Archives: Green and Dumb "But Baby Baby I could call you Baby If I weren't so empty in the head and tied up in the tongue And Baby Baby I could call you Baby If I weren't so green and dumb" (RCP) I was recently called naive. This led me to contemplate what is naive? Isn't it a subjective term? I think that others are naive while obviously some think that I am naive. And some people are naive about certain issues while they are completely in the know about others. Does that make them naive? While I was considering whether or not I truly am naive I came to the conclusion that I'm not naive. Instead I elect to live in a world where in I would frankly rather not know about the tragic things happening. I would rather now know about the monstrocities and the terrible things that human beings do to one another or even that human beings to do nature and animals and other living things. I want to think better of people. I want to think that there are things l

Fun With Food
As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you You are my world my little cupcake, I want to lick your cream filling until you ache. Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe. Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!

1st Grade Or 3rd Grade.....maybe 5th Grade
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Brian, what's your problem?" The little Cornhusker answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Brian to the principal's office. While Brian waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Brian was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Brian : "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Brian : "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Brian can go to th

Luv Me I Luv On U
Come on guys... I think nothing about rating everything you have. I never turn anyone down may not be exactly when you want it. I understand im a God Father. Im not here for points..But come on ..I need Fubucks just to buy gifts. I help 10 -14 a day leve..If im going to rate you please rate something of mine in return..If im really asking to much..Im just going to go and see who wants to rate swap. I love to level but i need love too.....

For As Long As We Both Shall Live
love is like a soft summers breeze, softly blowing through the leaves on a tree, leaving you and coming to me, with style and grace, you make my heart race, sending my soul to a special place, tender and true, that is definitely you, you opened my eyes to see, i hope you dont flee, when i get down on one knee, to ask if you would marry me, two hearts ti intertwine, like a fine wine, knowing you will be mine, everything will be fine, to have and to hold, i love you is what you will be told, to the end of time, you as my wife, would fullfill my life, to know you are there, to hear me call you dear, our lives to share, you are for me, now you must see, the love i can give, for as long as we both shall live.........

Best Cleavage Contest For A Blast! - 4 In, Need At Least 8 More!!
Redoing it as a Best Cleavage Contest...hopefully n one will be rated NSFW but that wont stop that person from getting comment points..Just me from getting points :( Anyone interested?? Would have to show Cleavage or Breasts Pic :) Thing of 10 - 15 people....Winner gets a Free Blast :) 4 in, a few more getting pics to be in... Let me know...

Name This Movie
Listen to this song. Now name the movie it goes too! The 1st 5 people who tell me gets a platinum cherry!! Hint* Its a 80's movie Common you 80's lovers!!! OHHHH and shoutbox the answer to me please!!! WE HAVE THE 5 WINNERS! It was "The Legend of Billie Jean" CONGRATS to the WINNERS!

Friends And Family
DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY: This made my day. I hope it makes yours. Mom always told me that we could never measure our wealth by money but by our friends. She would surely be glad to meet you and know how rich I turned out to be! God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true..It's you! I may have forgotten to say that I care. I may have failed to open up and share, but though no words have been spoken, my promise of friendship won't be broken Time and distance are important between friends. When a friend is in your heart, they remain there forever. I may be busy, but I assure you, you are always in my heart! Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them. One tree

More Than You'll Ever Want To Know About Me
All about yourself...the survey.All about yourself...First name?::Gary Middle name?::DeWayne Like your name?::yes Named after anyone?::Father Any nicknames?::nope Age?::43 Birthdate?::September 4 Birthplace?::Mt. View, California Time you were born?::early morning Current location?::Goodyear, Arizona Height?::5' 10" Like your height?::I better cuz i aint growin Eye color?::Brown Contacts/glasses?::Both, usually glasses Hair color?::Brown Natural hair color?::Brown Dye your hair often?::you gotta be kidding Righty or lefty?::Righty Your favorite...Type of music?::Classic Rock, Country, Jazz Band or singer?::too many to list TV show?::LOST Movie?::As Good As It Gets TV channel?::Discovery Radio station?::Knix Place to be?::Ocean Thing to do?::Scuba Diving Food?::Chocolate Donuts with Non alcoholic drink?::Buttermilk Alcoholic drink?::Cabo Wabo

A Moons Rose
A Moon Rose. The Full Moon shined in metaphoric glow walking in the darkness that we all know caught between home and where we roam all alone. Feeling the moment they jot down some words scrabble ear blured ...mumbles 'absurd' "Crickets sing under a full hung Moon, give me life, then give me a room. Bull frogs bellow with a tenor ear give me supper and a good cigar. The Moon is a flower blooming each night above lunacy boiled in blood Full Moon over me light my way cradled till morning when comes the day." The Poet stood looking after sounding out their prose at the moon over head the night sky 'Rose' Your words broke the night's silence and becon'd the dogs to howelling. causing the cats to scream as they quickly leave stirs the night's breeze A man at his window was staring at the moon he too found favor in the night glowing loom "You Prose... you off your meter?" shutting the window and out went his enlightenment. You find comp

Mutilation Is The Most Sincere Form Of Flattery
Hey There's no rules today. You steal instead of borrow. You take all the shapes that I make. And you think That you thought All the thoughts That I thought you, Don't you? Mutilation's the most Sincere form of flattery. If you want to be me, Then stand in line like the rest. Now, do you know what I mean? The young get less bolder The legends get older But I stay the same As long as you have less to say Do you think that I wouldn't say this? You know that I play this better than you. Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you And Fuck you too Do you think that I wouldn't say this? You know that I play this better than you. Rebels without applause I sell my shadow to those Who are standing in it They think I would Bitch about them Thinking they are The shit When they can't Even step In it The young get less bolder The legends get older But I stay the same As long as you have less to say Do you think that I wouldn't say this? You know that I play this better tha

Dragons
Mandarin Chinese. I don't know if this is any interest to anyone, but I found it fastizing. The Dragon : the claws mean different things, in different Cultures. DRAGON TOES It is sometimes noted that the Chinese dragons have five toes on each foot, Korean dragons have four, while the Japanese dragons have three. To explain this phenomenon, Chinese legend states that all Imperial dragons originated in China, and the further away from China a dragon went the fewer toes it had. Dragons only exist in China, Korea, and Japan because if they traveled further they would have no toes to continue. The Japanese legend has a story similar to the Chinese one. The further they traveled the more toes they grew and as a result, if they went too far they would have too many toes to continue to walk properly. Nine Classical Types: From Chinese Culture. Tianlong (天龍, tiān lÒng: literally "heaven dragon"), The Celestial Dragon - the ruler of the dragons.

Pickled Chicken (pollo En Escabeche)
INGREDIENTS: 3 pounds chicken pieces Adobo to taste 3 tablespoons corn oil 1 recipe Escabeche Sauce using red onions 1 Season the chicken with the adobo. Heat the oil in a large skillet and saute the chicken until it is lightly browned. Remove from the pan and drain on paper towels. 2 Bring the escabeche sauce to a boil in a Dutch oven. Lower the heat, add the chicken pieces, and simmer for 35 minutes, or until the chicken is tender.

Gun Control
Ya know, its hard for me to understand the reasoning behind "Gun Control". Time and time again, you'll hear people whining about guns causing crime, guns kill people, and other liberal drivel. But with all the guns I own, I have yet to have one do a drive by. People, guns are INANIMATE objects. They are composed of metal, rubber, wood and plastic. They are incapable of both independant thought OR action. It is the PERSON behind the weapon that is the killer, and in case you havent noticed, man has found a way to kill man since we painted ourselves blue and lived in caves. A gun is a tool. No more inherantly evil than a hammer or a screwdriver. Properly used, a gun is a useful tool for self defense, sport, competition, and in some cases, art. They are part of our national heritage. They are part of our history. Thomas Jefferson said it best: " Laws that forbid the carrying of arms, disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make th

Well Well Brew Can Mess Up Coffee I Messed Up
GEEZ MAYBE I'M IN NEED OF A ROBOT I MADE POPCORN FIRST BATCH GREAT , WTF , BREW MAKES A SECOND BATCH AND FRIES IT , SOME OF IT . YOU KNOW YESTERDAY WAS GOD BREW NEEDS PATIENCE TODAY GOD BREW NEEDS UMM MMMM OH DAM . I'LL BE STILL LOVE YA'S HUGS

More Russell-isms
1. Life is a playground and sometimes you get hurt but you still play. 2. If you are what you eat, I am a vagitarian. 3. Be bad, It feels good. 4. You're only as faithful as your options. 5. The things that are funny are not always fun. 6. I have a pornographic memory. 7. I like to take my inner child out to play. 8. Never attend church at a "compound".

Core Strength And Fat Burning
Core Strengthening Exercises Please check out these links. They provide you with the basics on how to use the exercise ball. For beginners it will be difficult to balance on the ball because your core isn’t able to support the activity. It takes time and patience. Start working out with a friend, develop a 3 week routine and very the activities each 3 weeks. Once you reach 12 weeks you’ll see remarkable improvements in ability and energy levels  http://exercise.about.com/cs/abs/l/bl_core.htm http://exercise.about.com/cs/abs/a/coreandposture.htm The Mysterious Fat Burning Zone The concept that longer lower intensity cardio sessions are better for weight loss has been around for quite some time and is often referred to as working out in the fat burning zone. This idea is a myth and a misinterpretation of the body’s energy systems. The average person burns a mix of 50% fat and 50% carbs when at rest (well trained individuals burn 70% fat and 30% carbs

Why Do I?
Why Do I? Why do I smile at the sound of your voice? Why do I let you take over me as if I had no choice? Why do I let you touch me in places never touched? Why do I like to have you around so much? Why do I melt at the tenderness of your kiss? Why do I feel like I could live forever like this? Why do I put my heart in your hands? Why do I answer to your every demand? Why do I tell you leaving me is not your wrong? Why do I let you know with out you I'm not quite as strong? Why do I take you back even though I know it's not right? Why do I feel like I should please you by not putting up a fight? Why do I care about you even though you hurt me? Why do I turn my head from what's plain reality? Why do I try to hide from what is true? Why do I still have these feelings for you?

"nothing To Live For"
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech. At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

The Pastor' Business Card
Pastor's Business Card A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,"Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Now, pass it on!

The Defiant Sub....
She awoke from a deep slumber feeling a bit disgruntled and defiant... No reason... Just a mood... Angry at the fact that "he" always got to shower first, which sometimes left her taking a cold shower as he used all the hot water... She watched as he stepped out of the bathroom, freshly showered and wrapped in his robe... His eyes intent on her... "If you're going to have my usual Saturday morning breakfast ready on time, I would suggest you get yourself ready." "Yes Sir"... was all she could manage to say as she got up out of the bed and headed for the bathroom. She felt his eyes on her, watching and a part of her wanted to look at him and tell him to fix his own breakfast for once. Turning the water on in the shower, she slowly stepped in... Damn... Cold again... Quickly she soaped her body and rinsed off... Drying herself off with the small towel, she eyed the nice fluffy towel that was his... Reaching out to touch it.. So tempted... Then snapping as she turned t

Help!!!!!!!!
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW I CAN GET THE PICS ON MY COMPUTER AND PUT THEM INTO MY STASH? I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, AND THERE ISN'T A LINK FOR ME TO CLICK ON. ANY COMPUTER GEEKS OUT THERE CAN HELP, I SURE WOULD APPRECIATE IT. THANKS!

If You Only Knew
IF YOU ONLY KNEW You are my sunshine- You are my life- I would love to be your wife- I know you're not ready- I just hope our relationship- Will remain to be steady- I know you care- So I wouldn't dare- Risk the love that I have to share- I will do whatever it takes- And try not to make any mistakes- I feel my love- Is sweet and pure - This I know for sure- Because what we share- Is so wonderful- My love is true- If you only knew- I don't mean to be a bother- I just want to know- When will we be together- My feelings are strong- So will I have to wait long- When you're ready- I know you will tell me- IF YOU ONLY KNEW CONT. So until we can be together- I'll just keep waiting- If you only knew- Exactly everything- That I would do- I know you would- Want me too- I will be waiting forever- I don't want to be your mother- I want to be your lover- and your friend too- I will save everything for you- If you only knew- That everything- That I descri

Friendships Vs. Relationships
I've always been the kind of person who tried to balance her romantic relationships with her friendships. I personally think it unhealthy to make your relationship partner your sole confidante, your sole emotional support, your sole social partner. But sometimes I feel very alone in this. I know that a new relationship, especially, is very heady, and that it's very easy to get sucked into that and make it your sole focus. At the same time, I don't understand people who distance themselves from their friends, or even ignore them completely, once they're in a relationship. I've heard various reasons for it. If your relationship is important to you, then you want to talk about it, but your friends may not support you and the relationship, and thus may try to undermine the relationship. That talking about your relationship and any issues with it is unfair to the partner. And, of course, "if I have this relationship, I don't need any others." But I cannot imagine doing the same. When

Internet Troubles. Help!
Yesterday I noticed that the driver for my Dell Laptop wireless was not working. I contacted Dell and they helped me re-install my the wireless driver for my pc and they also resolved an IE malfunction I've been having for awhile. During that entire process web pages were slow to load wirelessly. I then Contacted Linksys and I contacted your tech support desk yesterday by telephone and your staff assisted me with a firmware upgrade. This process was hampered by a female tech who spoke too quickly, constantly said "uh huh' even if I was not speaking and I had great difficulty doing what she asked of me. Ultimately she asked me to disconnect my broadband router as well and she said she would call me back. She never did. 40 minutes later I called back using my cellular phone and I spoke to a gentleman who assisted me with the firmware upgrade. No further actions were taken by your staff. I contacted my ISP and informed me that my service is running as it should be and they enc

Lil Something From The Past
well i've got a couple things to say about a guy and a girl they met a few months back at a coffeehouse he said 'i like that dress that you're wearing why don't you just let me take you home tonight?" i know you've heard it all before and everyone makes mistakes these days... hey nobody's perfect but the choices that you make may involve someone else. well i met a girl i thought i loved but, unfortunately i guess i didn't take the time to get to know that girl before i made a lot of choices that i wasn't prepared to make. if you think you've found that one that you really love... make sure they love you back. SO I WENT INTO MY PAST LIKE 6 YRS BACK WHEN I HAD N ONLINE JOURNAL...AND THIS WAS IN THERE...AND IDK IT KINDA AMUSES ME...ITS TRU. BUT YEA THATS IT...JUST READ IT...IT DOES MAKE SENSE IF U THINK ABOUT IT!!

Words Of Wisdom....
Words of wisdom. . . . Take nothing for granted: watch water flow, the corn grow, the leaves blow, your neighbors mow. Set your own pace. When someone is pushing you, it is okay to tell them they're pushing. Remember a happy, peaceful time in your past. Rest there. Each moment has a richness that takes a lifetime to savor. Taste your food. God gave it to delight as well as to nourish. Notice the sun and the moon as they rise and set. They are remarkable for their steady pattern of movement, not their speed. Talk and play with children. It will bring out the unhurried little person inside you. When you walk with someone, don't think about what you'll say next. Thoughts will spring up naturally if you let them. Quit planning how you are going to use what you know, learn or possess. God's gifts just are; be grateful and their purpose will be clear. Allow yourself time to be lazy and unproductive. Rest isn't a luxury, it's a necessity.

Mz Solja
SHE HAS GOT ME LUSTING AFTER HER BUT NOT JUST LUSTING AFTER HER BODY,SHE HAS GOT ME LUSTING AFTER HER MIND.I LOVE THE WAY SHE THINKS,TALKS,WALKS EVEN HER SMILE IS CHART TOPPING HER LIPS MY GOD JUST LOOK AT THOSE LIPS JUST ONE KISS WOULD HAVE ME COMATOSE.IF HER MAN ONLY KNEW THE THOUGHTS I HAVE ABOUT HER THE DREAMS I HAVE HAD SHIT HE WOULD PROBABLY WANT TO BEAT MY ASS, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY HOMIE YOU LUCKED OUT SO LET'S MOVE ON LET THAT SHIT PASS.MAMI IS AMAZING I MEAN I HAVE SEEN WOMEN OF HER CALIBER BUT NOT OF HER CALIBER GET IT.A DIME PIECE FOR SURE BUT WITH STREET CREDS POLITICING WITH THE HOMIES SPITTING GAME WITH HER GIRLS BUT GETS UP THE NEXT MORNING AND HUSTLES HARD IN HER CORPORATE WORLD.YA UNDERSTANDS ME THAT MEANS MA HAS CLASS BUT IF SHE HAD TO SHE WOULD BUST THAT ASS AND I RESPECT HER GAME FOR THAT,HARD WORKER 100 PERCENT GO GETTER AND LIKE I SAID EARLIER HOMIE YOU LUCKED OUT SHE'S GOT YOUR BACK...

Poem
It's a sultry night The moon is full providing a glowing silver light Entering the room with the candles aglow The windows are open There you are giving me a show The breeze blows softly against the sheer curtains I can smell the jasmine coming in on the wind There you are laying on your bed Taunting me, telling me to come in Your bare chest is brown from the day's sun Your blond hair astrewn as your playing has already begun Standing in your doorway my heart pounding fast My buttons erect and hard pressing through my dress You rise to meet the occasion Slowly reaching out for my hand Long slow kisses our tongues doing tangos Mmmmmmm your sweet taste in my mouth Soft light touches as our hands feel warm skin Tingles run through both as we anticipate this to begin Love's sweet dance in motion Silence no need for comment One look deep into the soul A dive so deep inside the well Of love's pleasureful journey Our journey for you and me to tell Deep inside my heart

Schizophrenic Lover
Here are my latest lyrics, a pretty major departure from my usual style. This is an upbeat pop/rock song (think All American Rejects or Weezer). It's for a very good friend of mine... you know who you are. Schizophrenic Lover I have a schizophrenic lover He is the one man I desire Some days he thinks he’s Darth Vader Other days he’s a psychic vampire Some people say that he’s fucked up Some people say that it’s wrong I say that they can just shut up Cause I’m right where I belong Belong He may not be the sanest guy But at least he has an alibi For all the crazy things That he has ever done Nobody else can make me think That we are on the brink Of revolution But we can win this time somehow Hey now, my schizophrenic lover Please don’t be too paranoid Come stay with me under the covers I don’t care if the world’s destroyed Destroyed Let me be your happy pill I’ll give you all the cheap thrills That I can If you’ll only be my man Life’s full of c

10 Commandments For Newbies
© LadyMary03 I. THOU SHALT BE RELENTLESS IN YOUR SEARCH OF KNOWLEDGE ...for there are many who are willing and eager to guide and assist you in your search II. THOU SHALT NOT BE HAUGHTY OF MIND ...for we all are still learning and growing. There is no shame in not knowing a right word or how to do something. Always keep an open and humble mind when it comes to learning. III. THOU SHALT BE STEADFAST AND BOLD OF HEART ...for there are those who will try to humiliate you and belittle you for their egos sake. (example: "for a newbie-you sure have opinions" "newbies should be seen and not heard" "this isn't a beginners forum") IV. THOU SHALT BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS ...for we should all respect each other as humans and as part of the same community. Even if opinions clash it is possible to disagree without being disagreeable keeping a sense of respect for one another. V. THOU SHALT SEEK OUT THOSE OF LIKE KIND ...for there are chat rooms, munches, socials and parties readily av

Feeling Great
As everyone knows by now, I have been working 2 jobs the past month, and have recently added the gym into my regular routine. I am feeling really good about myself, my goals and even feeling much better than I ever expected I could doing so much. I love how it feels to be getting something done and to feel good physically and wonder even now how much it will actually take to slow me down. I am actually planning to hit the tavern after I get off Saturday night for some pool and dancing. Is there anyone out there who would like to try and keep up? hehehe, I have other areas I need to use this energy too. lol

The Devil Hums Softly.
There he is, staring into me, with his one cold, unblinking green eye. Daring me. Imploring me. Challenging me. Mocking me. "You think you're so fucking cool!" I say to him. But the impassive visage of the great satan does not crack into a sneer. He barely acknowledges my existence. Despite how close he and I are. How much time I've spent with him... he just stares and hums. Monomelodically. Smug. Superior. Unmoving. Cold. Rat bastard knows I need him. But like a petulant child he just sits peering in my soul pretending he doesn't owe me the common courtesy of acknowledgement. "BEAST! TEMPTER! WELL-DRESSED TURD! GIVE ME WHAT I NEED! RELENT! YIELD! PERISH! SUBMIT! I AM YOUR MASTER!" I scream finally breaking. I pull his face to mine. My breath coming out in mad irratic blasts. His mastered and perfect features dew-misted by my shallow, rasping spittle. Hours pass in silence. Hours pass in unanswered pleas and bribery. Finally I reach behind him, and pull th

A Poem My 19 Year Old Grandson Chris Wrote
Love Sick) By: Chris Adams I can't eat. I can't sleep. What the fuck is wrong with me? My chest hurts. My body aches. And my vision seems as if its fading away. I try to pray to ease my pain. But some times I get lost on the way. I'm up all night. And I sleep all day. But when my eyes close. I see her beautiful face. I hear her sweet voice that echos in my mind. Till the end of time I will always wish she was mine. I can't breath I can't see. Why is this happing to me.

An Update....
It looks like the contest is going to be fun... I have 13 contestants so far, and ready for this? Most of my contestants are well known mummers!!! Thats right, mummers....so this should be very interesting!!!! I will send all contestants notice a little bit before I open the folder.... I need at least 2 more people so if anyone knows someone who should enter, please send them to my page!!! I might give a sneak peek of the contestants before the contest...

I Am Sorry
I am sorry for every tear that falls and sorry that I couldnt wipe them away. I am sorry that you had a bad day and wasnt there to comfort you. so many miles lay between and the distance is so long. I am sorry for not being there when you needed a friend. I got caught up in my own lifes games and wasnt there when you needed me the most. I am sorry for every heartache that you had to go through alone because i couldnt be there. My heart is breaking I wanted to be your friend but I cant be there to wipe away your tears or comfort you when you had a bad day. I am so sorry. and now I must say goodbye. memories wont be forgotten they will be treasured forever. I will always hold you close in my heart you will remain forever. goodbye I am sorry I couldnt be there for you and I hope that someday you will understand. I love you my friend but I cant make up for what I did. I am sorry

Flaming Anus
Ingredients: * 1 oz Sambuca * 1 oz Tequila (Jose Cuervo) * 1 oz 151 proof rum * 1 oz Blue Curacao * 1 oz Coffee brandy * 1 dash Grape juice * 1 tblsp Tabasco sauce Mixing instructions: Combine all ingredients in mug. Let stand until room temperature. Enjoy!

Flaming Spanish Fly
Ingredients: * 1 oz Gold tequila (Cuervo) * 1 oz Kahlua * 1 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum * Rich black Coffee * Whipped cream * Coarse Sugar * 1 Cherry Mixing instructions: Moisten rim of glass with cherry juice or water. Dip rim into coarse sugar to coat heavily. Pour tequila and coffee liquor into glass. Gently float 151 proof rum on top. Carefully ignite rum and swirl glass to lightly melt sugar with flame. Immediately pour in coffee to extinguish flames and fill cup. Top with whipped cream and cherry

Sweetest Fu Contest
To all of you on my friends and family list. Please help Polo win the sweetest fu contest if you are not already commenting on someone in the contest. Polo is an awesome person and he will return the favor. I too will return the favor the best I can since I have a very limited amount of time online these days. Please help anyway you can. Thanks to all in advance that help! Take care and God bless! Love always, Tanya

Front Seat Treat. Hot But Sad.
When I got home I was tired. I could hear my Ex Girlfriend in the shower. I assumed that she was getting ready for bed. I turned the TV on and lay down on our bed waiting for Bridgette to come out. When the bathroom door opened, I expected to see her in her nightclothes. Instead she was dressed to kill. Her hair was done up and her full lips were glossed over in cherry red lipstick. The tight black dress showed off her ample cleavage. Still trying to recover from the scene I heard her say, I am going out! I told her that if she waited a bit I would go too. She was obviously upset with me still from earlier in the day. No! she snapped, I want to have a good time and obviously you are too tired Before I could respond, she stormed out the door and left in the truck. Well I was tired and didnt really feel up to going out. Later, though, I began to feel bad about not going. I got dressed and headed down to the Jungle Garden where she usually goes. As I drove down the street, I saw her tr

"fubar = F#@k"
Ok just peachy, I looked at my About Me section, all the pics I'd arranged in there have dissapeared. So until I'm more awake I resized things a bit but now it looks like CRAP!!! Fucking hell I wish they'd stop tweaking pages, fucking w/ codes they haven't tested, using this site for lab tests w/ us as guinea pigs for psyche examinations (ever feel you're being watched, you should), etc & leave shit alone, then just maybe my page would stay constant. This is beyond fucking irritating. One nice thing this isn't a Mumm so we will see if it stays or gets deleted like all the others who say it like it is here & their words somehow just dissapear... Ooops did I say that out loud just now.......

Broken & Twisted
i feel like i'm laying with my soul broken and twisted in the gutter. i lost my heart long ago, so my soul was all that was left. i gave my friendship to one, and rejected me he did. yes rejected me he did why do i bother? why do i blog? grr fuck this shit! i'm done with this crap...

Friday Nights Date
Friday night I went on a date with a guy named Jimmy, a nerdy guy from my office… Jimmie was too shy to ask me out, so I asked him. He was kind of cute, even if he was really straight-laced. He tended to wear his shirts buttoned up to the throat, even on the hottest days. He had nice blonde hair though, and a really nice ass. We went to a movie where he almost had a heart attack after I slid my hand into his pants and grabbed his cock. I almost had to drag him back to my place! Jimmie backed away from me when we were inside, and practically fell onto the loveseat. His eyes were bulging as I looked down at him out of lustful eyes. I slid into the chair on top of him. My legs straddled his body as I faced him. My hot round ass cheeks rubbed against his lap, where I could feel his erection already blooming. I slid my arms around his neck and leaned down slightly to kiss him. My mouth touched his gently, my lips sliding back and forth against his. My tongue snaked out and licked over his

Just A Reminder In Case You Forgot !!! Tonight Is The Night !!
~~~SOMETHING TO WATCH~~~ *Two moons on August 27th 2007* *27th of August the Whole World is waiting for...* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27th 2007, when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Everyone should watch the sky on August 27th 2007, at 12:30 a.m. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your family & friends... as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again!!! THANK YOU SLASH FOR THIS !!

Meaningless Existence
MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE Trapped, Hopelessly trapped. Unwanted, Rejected by all. Needing to be loved, But disdainfully disregarded - Everyone’s busy. Alone, No one there to hear me cry. No one saying “Dry your eyes” Pain, Deeply troubled. No one to talk to - ‘Cause everyone’s busy. There’s no peace in solitude, It only come through my music. They alone understand my complexity. They don’t even know I exist - They’re obviously busy. One cares, But we are separated by miles. One claims to care, Only after a serious blow to his ego. Another claims to care, About one thing in particular. They aren’t here - They’re busy.

Public Nudity
I am having a very delightful discussion with a nice gentleman on fubar tonight. The discussion is 'why am I not showing more of my body in my pics'? Here's the thing....I don't want to be like everyone else! Every other lady is doing that very thing, or they have their nipples pierced or tattoos or whatever. That's not my style. I don't want to be just another chick. I don't want to show all of myself to everyone. Leave a little mystery in life. Build anticipation for something....I don't want to be like your neighbor or your ex or your sister. I'm me. I've worked damn hard to get where I am in life and I want to be different! Now I will humbly climb down off my soapbox and be quiet. Thank you for reading.

Sorry I Should Have Read This Frist!!!!!!
Daily Horoscope: Aries For August 28,2007 Things could get pretty frustrating between you and someone close, so be careful not to unleash any more hostility than you really mean to! It's a good time to practice patience and let others lead the way. Funny how these things can be right everynow and again..

Mamma's Bible
MAMA'S BIBLE >> >>Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors >>and lawyers and prospered. >> >>Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They >>discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived >>far >>away in another city. >> >>The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." >> >>The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the >>house." >> >>The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." >> >>The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you >>know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this >>preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It >>took >>twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute >>$100,000 >>a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has >>to >>name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." >

And Lust Is Wedded To Woe...
Actions that wreak of disregard and self-satisfaction yield a blindness. You see nothing. Elated in a phantom court and donning a crown of royalty, you think yourself an object of abject desire. All must grovel, bow, and hunger at your likeness for these mortals must either lust and harken after you or remain caught in the pangs and throes of evny, jealousy, and resentment. And from what spring hath the proclamations of immodest and haughty hubris sprung? Those whom would lust after you boast only of ignorance and desperation. In truth, in eternity, and in all ways, you disgust me. Your lies spew forth as water from the falls. You know not loyalty, nor honor, nor candor. Remarkable as it may be, self-loathing is here even obscured. Upon you I would not waste my spit and as concious now dictates you are unworthy of even my resentment. - Mordrid 8/30/07

I Passed
I am so proud of myself, I passed my finals and graduating with my associates, now off to finish my bachelors. Only 2 1/2 more years. Talk about a big stress relief knowing I passed. Take care everyone and have a great Labor Day Weekend.

Goin Away....
I'm goin away for about a week or 2. I may be able to pop on for a little bit every now and then but it won't be alot. I have some family issues that need tending to. I'll be back on Fubar as soon as I can. Take Care, everyone and talk soon!!! Midnight Lover aka Jessica

I Got It In The Rear For The First Time Today!!!l Ol
lol...Now that I got your attention, take a look at my new pic album. This might make you think a little more when you are on the roads. I was working local today. I was headed north on 95, towards 45th st., and traffic came to a halt (as usual in that area). A guy that was a little preoccupied, didnt notice what was ahead of him. By the time he did realize everything, it was too late. He had no time to stop, and SLAMMED into me. Thankfully, I remembered everything my father, and uncle ever taught me about driving. Just as he was about to hit, I let off the brakes a litle bit. That made the impact a little softer. Dont think he was some old man, or driving like an idiot, he was just a bit occupied with something else. He seemed a nice guy. THANKFULLY he walked away with some powder burns from the airbag, and i bet he will be hurting worse than I am. The impact was still strong enough to slam me forward, and now I am hurting from my neck down to the upper back. PLEASE!! pay attenti

Ur Prayers R Needed!!!
IF U BELEIVE IN GOD, WOULD U LIFT MY DAUGHTER UP IN PRAYER. YESTAERDAY WE FOUND OUT DAT HER CANCER MIGHT BE COMIN BACK, SO DA LAST THING I WANT IZ 4 HER 2 GO THRU ANOTHER ROUND OF CHEMO. SO PLS PRAY 4 US. THANX SO MUCH. MAY GOD BLESS ALL!!! YA BOI CHO$EN 4ROM DA CITY of ROSES. P.S. WILL BE UPLOADING PIX OF MY LIL 1NS IN A FEW DAYZ

Believe
Believe That you are beautiful in your uniqueness Believe That your soul catches the sunlight and reflects back the joy to those around you Believe That you are as magical and precious as the deepest dreams within your heart

Only A Season
We met by a beautiful Oak tree with bright green leaves and thick strong roots. Here we sat day and night until summers hot touch turned into falls chilled caress. The leaves above us started to change. Our love twisted and began to fade. As the leaves fell from the tree, I convinced you there was no other way…you had to stay. Soon the tree was bare, your love was gone. You were not the strong stable root I thought you’d be. You were the leaf that would only be there for a season, I was the strong stable root that would be there forever. As I said these things your hate seeped deep into the ground, suffocating the roots. Killing it…killing me.

Thursdays Joke Of The Day
One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.” The man says, “Well, give me some examples.” The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?” The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…”

Jr. With 2 Chase Races Left
What’s up. Alot going on in my world. Just wanted to check in with you guys. I know you’re probably anxious to hear our plans for next year, and I want you to know we are working hard on it and hope to have announcements in the very near future. As you now know we’re not getting to take the No. 8 with us. I’m still disappointed about that, but I’m finding it easier to do deal with by focusing on the important things. What’s important to me right now is winning races. We’re running well enough to be winning. We should have two — maybe three — wins this year. I want to win really bad, and I know Tony Jr. and the guys do too. I’m looking forward to the next two weeks. My #88 Navy team is running very well with Brad Keselowski. They are running a special paint scheme this weekend to honor the Navy Seabees. I think you’ll like it! Then next week at Richmond my #8 Budweiser car will feature an Elvis “30th Anniversary” paint scheme. We unveiled it at Graceland, and the positive response we

To Do...
these are just some things i want to do before i die. 1.go camping 2.lay naked in the rain 3.find love 4.fly 5.learn to walk in high heels 6.repierce my nipples 7.go to california 8.meet josh 9.dance all night long for no reason at all 10.convince my dad to quit drinkin 11.meet horny

True Or False
TRUE OR FALSE The way this game is played is you tell me something about yourself. Anything you like. I will guess if it is True or False. If I guess right... then I get to ask you anything I want and you promise to answer truthfully. If instead I get it wrong, then you get to ask me any question you like and I promise to answer it truthfully. Ok, a few side rules. The questions you ask and the ones I ask can be anything... but they can't compromise someones safety, their families safety, or discretion on this site. After all this is suppose to be fun. So you can't ask someone's real name or phone number. You can't ask if they slept with some particular person. Otherwise, anything goes. If you play... post the game to your blog... and I will come play with you as well So go for it... tell me something either True or False about yourself.... GO FOR IT! Let's all have fun !!

A Work In Progress...
I need to be seduced I need someone that will take the time To titillate My mind And tantalize My body Some one to turn Me on for a change I am always the seducer, and rarely the seduced I need to be turned on, by someone that wants to turn Me on By someone who is turned on by just being near Me By the way I smile Or by the way I look Or the way I laugh ……. I need passion I need fire I need a little lust in My life ......

A Note Of The Absurd
Some consider me 2 be rather a hard ass of sorts im sure and its even been revealed 2 me recently that i come off az "intimidating". This iz an odd notion 2 me...i dont mean harm toward anyone. But i do think this haz made me realize something about myself in relation 2 the world of people around me.... In wanting 2 help people 2 grow 2 see and reach their full potential, u can also eazily and accidentally remind them of what failurez they can be az well. Yes my wayz are mad...and my behavior even more maddening. Therez no doubt Im obsessive so much 2 the point i rarely sleep simply becuz my brain wont stop weaving thought after thought of one problem leading in 2 thought of a nother problem needing a solution. So why are other peoplez failurez a problem that i should nurture, and especially when i can barely hold the weight of my own worldz problemz? I can pull u out of the mud, but u have 2 grab the rope i threw u 2 help yourself out(or yes i will yank the rope back and throw

Feel So High... And Low And High... Damn Pms
Show me your company Come and tell me who you be I'll try and take things easy I'll be loose I'll be carefree I'm living for tomorrow not today Gotta make my plans so in case I'll be prepared when I see you you smiling 'Cause I feel so when I'm reaching out for your sky I've boundless energy. I fell I could run a million miles I'm riding on the wheel of fortune taking me to places far and free I feel so high when I approach your sky When I touch your sky, I want my joy to be discreet Can't seem to to hide the feeling that you knock me from my seat When I'm talking with my friends, you're the subject every time I know I bore them but they do it to me sometimes I've seen you exposed your thoughts are nude Come on take off your pride baby You should wash your attitude I'm sitting here watching you baby Trying to pretend your cool and calm Come on now you can tell me baby Did the gypsy read your palm I feel so high, when I'm touching your

Love Hurt
Love is like a disease. You never know when it will hit. Although it's usually just good, it takes a lot to commit. Usually all the passion and affection comes along. But it can be disaster if your heart is not strong. There's probably only one girl who knows what I have been through. She had her heart ripped out, spit on, and stomped on too. Can't really hate to love, can't really love to hate. There are just so many feelings being stacked upon your plate. Can you get it all down? Or will you start to cough and choke? Love is not some kind of game. People treat it like a joke. All these emotions overwhelm you. You can't help it but to cry. Next thing you know you got a gun, and you dont know why. But don't let little things like love go and get yourself hurt. 'Cuz the next thing that you know, you'll be sleeping in the dirt. And your soul will be standing over your corpse asking you why? "How could I let me kill myself? How could I let me die?" Then you realize the fir

Hmm, Am I A Hot Chick???
You Are Definitely a Hot Chick While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's... You get the most dates of any girl you know It's your whole five star package that attracts men - Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue. Are You A Hot Chick? Guess I'm a hot chick?? Though I can't tie a cherry stem with my tongue, I can put my fist in my mouth, does that count??? lol

A Fun League
ANY ONE INTERESTED IN JOINING OUR LEAGUE IT IS ONLY 4 EASY STEPS. 1. GO TO GO SITE: www.myleague.com/blueheaven AND SAVE IT TO UR FAVORITES 2. CLICK ON GETTING STARTED, THEN FREE SIGN UP, USE SAME LADDER NAME AS YOU USE IN THIS ROOM. 3. CHECK ALL BOXES FOR MAXIMUM BUXES TO PLAY IN TOURS 4. CHECK EMAIL...ALSO JUNK/BULK MAIL...FOR ACTIVATION CODE, PUT IT IN AND THAT'S IT. THEN COME BACK IN THIS ROOM AND WE WILL HELP YOU JUMP INTO TOURS. ANY ?'S AT ALL, DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK, WE WILL BE GLAD TO HELP YOU IN ANYWAY SO WHY NOT COME AND JOIN US IN THE FUN. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU MDFS :) WE PLAY IN THIS ROOM FROM MORNING AND INTO THE LATE NITE, SO COME N ENJOY SOME GREAT GAMES N WONDERFUL COMPANY. I BET U WERE SITTING THERE THINKING WOW THOSE TDS ARE HAVING FUN. WELL WE HAVE A BLAST TDING AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE U JOIN US. IF U WANT TO HOLD UR OWN TOURS AND ENJOY THE COMPAY OF OUR WONDERFUL MEMBERS AND EARN LADDER BUXS WHILE DOING IT THIS I

His Touch
The radiant glow that eluminates her face. She spots the one who holds her fate in his hands he has not clue as to what he has. Her beauty a dull pale white face emotions so cold shes in a desolate place. His touch,his kiss, his warm tenderness, taker her to that far away place where he rescues her soul and the both grow old and there ashes blow in the wind..

Lost
I wake up every morning in your sweet embrace. Your arms gently pull me into your curves. Cherishing the comfort and security that I feel in this moment, I sigh. Love...I can feel it from your every breath. Losing myself in your sent I turn to face you, my love, my darling. I can't breath...god I can't breath! I'm screaming, calling out to you. I wake up. Tears escape, leaving nothing but cold moist trails of a dream across my face. Where can I run? Where can I hide from these demons you've left inside me. How do I even begin to piece the puzzle back together again?

Update
HERE IS THE LATEST ON MY BROTHER,,, HE IS OUT OF THE COMA,STILL NOT BREATHING ON HIS OWN.HE IS NOT ABLE TO DO ANYTHING FOR HIMSELF. THE DR.'S SAID HE WILL NEED 24 HR CARE THE REST OF HIS LIFE.HE IS STILL IN HOSPITAL, AND WILL BE THERE FOR SEVERAL WEEKS TO COME.PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

I Know What Girls Like!
How To Treat Your Woman 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are). 3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.

Love Lost And Rembered
your like the curse that is the cure, dead or worse one thing is for sure. no one can make lauge, make me cry, or make me love i dont know what i would if i lost you baby.you are the best thing in my life love you so much adam

Opera As We Know It Has Ended
Today, or should i say Wednesday, the world lost one of its best Tenors ever - Luciano Pavarotti has passed away after a long struggle with pancreatic cancer. Many people today have no appreciation for opera, they dont understand the complexity of it, the years of training it takes to be able to sing with such power and strength, the beauty of something so pure. This is just one more thing that is going to cause yet another wonderful for of music and entertainment to be pushed further into the background. If you have never heard Pavarotti sing then dont be close minded - take 2 minutes out of your day and take a listen to this truly magickal voice.

Tell Me What You Think
Name: Birthday: Birthplace: Current Location: Eye Color: Hair Color: Height: Right Handed or Left Handed: Your Heritage: The Shoes You Wore Today: Your Weakness: Your Fears: Your Perfect Pizza: Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Thoughts First Waking Up: Your Best Physical Feature: Your Bedtime: Your Most Missed Memory: Pepsi or Coke: MacDonalds or Burger King: Single or Group Dates: Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Chocolate or Vanilla: Cappuccino or Coffee: Do you Smoke: Do you Swear: Do you Sing: Do you Shower Daily: Have you Been in Love: Do you want to go to College: Do you belive in yourself: Do you get Motion Sickness: Do you think you are Attractive: Are you a Health Freak: Do you get along with your Parents: Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you play an Instrument: In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past month have you Smoked: In the past month have you been on Dr

My Life For Now..
my life as i know it right now is awesome, i have never been so happy....i have a great boyfriend, just recently moved in to this awesome apartment...I also got a big screen t.v from my dad....My dad also came home from iraq so i am in such a good place right now...that is awesome for me to be so happy cause i have a severe mood disorder which makes me a raging bitch at times.So i am happy everything for once is going so well...watch it all fall apart again i will be pissed....

9500 To Go
To all my friends and the comments bombers............... Help please ..getting closer to the happy hour So please please please people click on the pic and help out with one rate and 10 to 20 comments if you are a bmber please bomb.

Bullshit And 'friends" Ok Bullshit Friends
ok i have to get this out and now i really think its bullshit how people on this fucking site can backstab in the matter of minutes and think they are right for doing it there are people on here that i have NEVER done a damn thing to that are trying to make me feel bad all i have is when i make friends they are true friends not just INTERNET BS so here is some advice if you cant be a REAL LIFE friend delete me off your list and move on dont look back bc i wont lol for the rest of you that have been with me by my side threw so much i love you all and you all should know that xoxoxo

The Great Drummer Search
Just when I thought shit was coming together, someone I rely on goes and lets me down! You see, me and my bass-player have been rehearsing together (drummer-less) for about 8 months or so. We have been (for a while now) looking to put together a 3-piece. Recently an old drummer friend of mine,who I played in a band with for years expressed interest in the project. We got together, talked and he said he was "in". Now it turns out he's just "in the WAY" !! He doesnt return messages or phone calls and is always to busy to rehearse. So there you go, yet another example of how people you rely on will always let you down. Okay maybe not ALWAYS...Im just a little bitter. Ah well.... the search goes on...

Woo Hoooooooooooooo
Wellllllll my dear family and friends .. i am truely drunkard and just letting you all know that i will personally have a drink for all of you:) and will be thinkiung of you all as i guzzle down all these drinks ... sending lots of love

Dont Miss Me To Much
I'M BEING INDUCED ON MONDAY SO I WONT BE AROUND TO SEE ALL YOUR SMILING FACES HAHAHAHA. SO WHILE IM GONE DONT MISS ME TO MUCH......... WELL YOU BETTER MISS ME A LITTLE BIT OR I'LL BE HURT. IM GOING TO HAVE THE BABY MONDAY HOPEFULLY I'LL HAVE A FAST DELIVERY WITHOUT COMPLICATION. I'LL POST PICTURES ONCE I GET HOME AND GET SETTLED. TAKE CARE EVERYONE AND LEAVE ME PLENTY OF COMMENTS FOR WHEN I GET HOME. -JENN B

Goodbye To My Rose
Goodbye To My Rose He stands on the bank of a river with a rose in hand of the one he loved.Tears streams down his eyes as he reflects on the love that he had lost;she had showed him the true meaning of what love was and and how to open his heart to it, as the tears stream down his eyes as the rose falls from his hand he says goodbye to his rose. Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson

Water / Flood
Water is central to the human story. Whether it is the deep, fresh lake, the river that brings life, or the ocean that must claim her dead, water is both friend and enemy at once. When dreams contain this powerful image in any of its forms, understanding the role of the water is essential. Water is a strong symbol in dreams because so often it is the exclamation point of the feelings in the dream. If other objects in a dream are relaxing, a bubbling brook through a meadow is more relaxing. If some symbols generate feelings of fear or anxiety, the tumultuous ocean creates the most anxiety. Water has symbolic, archetypal meaning in that it either provides life, or harbors mystery and danger. This is a reflection of our human experiences with water. In early human history, the hunter-gatherers quickly learned that water was the central ingredient of life. (We die of thirst much more quickly than we starve.) More importantly, to know where the water was meant knowing where the food w

My New Plan!
So I have decided that I rather enjoy being a drunken slob. That shall be my new goal in life get as hammered as I can on a daily basis. Then just log on to fubar and see how many people I can confuse and or offend. Of course the only drawback of said plan is the funds to buy the whiskey and Guiness. Now this is where you my come in my friends. Just send a Dollar or for the Canadians out there a Loonie and finally for the Brits a quid. To: Homeless Drunk PO Box 122 Winnipeg MB, Canada R21 3B7 Thanks in advanced for your cooperation. On a final note: If the world is my oyster can't I just drop it on the rocks to get the goodies inside?

My Birthday Soon
and i really really want to be given 3 wishes,what do you think of my choices 1. i want a tall dark funny bloke willing to give me loads of attention. 2. somewhere quite,real private and nice music 3. open too suggestion

I Hate My Car!!!!!
I HATE MY FUCKIN CAR!!!!..... SO I'M DRIVIN DOWN THE ROAD AND SMOKE JUST STARTS COMMIN OUT OF THE ENGINE LIKE MOUNT ST. HELLEN......WTF...IT SHOULDN'T BE MURPHY'S LAW...IT SHOULD BE CHRISSY'S LAW...ANYTHING THAT CAN POSSIBLE BREAK, BLOW UP, OR GO WRONG...WILL INEVITABLY HAPPEN TO ME!!!!! I REALLY HOPE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THIS BOAT...PLEASE COMMENT....I NEED MAD LOVE RIGHT NOW!

I Need
I need to let you go I just dont know how. I need to stop loving you. I cant not now. I need to find away to make this just a bad dream. to wake up in the morning and find you next to me. Your arms wrapped around me face nuzzled in my neck. Instead Im all alone a total fucking wreck. I can still feel you Your smile in my mind. But emptiness and lonliness are all I seem to find. Everything reminds me of everything in you. From the sun up in the sky to the ocean blue. This is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. To walk away and smile to act like I dont love you. I want to really hate you my heart wont let that be. For I so deeply love you even if you dont love me. They say time heals all our pain in the meantime I'll go insane. Thinking of what could have been sitting here crying broken hearted again. I could never hurt you, or stop the way I feel I knew a broken heart hurts never knew that it could kill. I am slowly dying without the love you gave

Who Would Want To Be Without Peter Britt's Book!
Well, I thought I would let everyone know that my book is being submitted to some of the larger and more influential newspapers in the U.S. and in Europe to be reviewed. Woohoo!!!!! So far those who have the book are giving two thumbs up to it. (I am guessing that's a good thing!) You can also get a copy on the way to you and, if you follow the links below the photo, you can get yours personally autographed if you wish. So don't hesitate, get one for yourself today. Thanks to everyone for your warm & wonderful support :) Peter Click here for Peter's publisher book store Click this link to order the Hard Cover book. $24.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in Hard Cover Click this link to order the paperback book. $19.99 shipping included Click here to order All That I Am, I Think! in paperback Just click the cdbaby logo to buy That's What Living's For by Peter Britt

Lmao!!
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Vegas Trip
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc, but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to

Please Pray For Her Daughter!
PLEASE KEEP HER IN YOUR PRAYER DEANNA'S BABY GIRL HAD TO HAVE EMERGENCY SURGERY YESTERDAY LETS ALL SHOW HER LUV AND KEEP HER IN OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS THANKS BUNCHES COUGARBABY ~~Deanna~~Club F.A.R. ~~@ fubar (repost of original by '~COUGARBABY~JUST ME NOTHING SPECIAL~CLUB F.A.R~' on '2007-09-12 16:32:19')

Please Pray For This Family! Hit And Run Driver...his 2 Year Old Daughter Was Killed!
PRAYERS ARE NEEDED FOR ONE OF OUR FUBAR FAMILY... MANY OF YOU MAY KNOW HIM...SOME MAY NOT...BUT DJ STRYKE WAS IN A HIT AND RUN ACCIDENT YESTERDAY... AND NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS... HE WAS RIDING HIS BIKE WITH HIS 2 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IN A SEAT ON THE BACK WHEN HE WAS STRUCK BY A CAR.. HIS DAUGHTER WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD AT THE SCENE... PLEASE PRAY FOR THIS FAMILY AS THE LOSS IS GREAT... AND AS OF THIS MOMENT THE PERSON WHO HIT THEM.. HAS YET TO BE CAPTURED...SHE IS FLEEING BACK TO MEXICO THE POLICE BELIEVE PLEASE LIGHT A CANDLE IN HIS DAUGHTERS MEMORY ONE FOR MATAYA ..R.I.P. LITTLE ANGEL ONE FOR HER FATHER WHO SUSTAINED INJURIES IN THE ACCIDENT... DJ STRYKE¢â * CARRI'S F HUBBY * PASTOR*@ fubar PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE... AND ONE FOR THE FAMILY MEMBERS AND FRIENDS WHO MOURN AND GRIEVE FOR THEM PLEASE FEEL FREE TO RIP THIS PHOTO AND DISPLAY IT AS YOUR PRIMARY PIC FOR THE NEXT 24-48 HOURS IN PRAYER FOR THIS FAMILY.... GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (AK

If I Have Missed Anyone
If i have missed anyone in the Independent family please send me a message or please feel free to add me, rate me and fan me. I have done everyone i think on the list but to be sure please could you thanks Bitchy Babygirl

Gonna Be A Daddy!!!
Me and Amber went to the doctor today to get our answer if she is pregnant...and it was what we both wanted to hear! Yes my wife is going to have a baby, and it's due April 27, 2008 :D I am so happy cause I know she is going to be the most amazing mom, and I'm hoping I will make a great dad.

Snippets Vol. 1 (various Dates)
Sweet Defeat ------------- Looking for life's answers no where to be found watching life's dancers dancing all around Rainn, 1995 Petals of Roses --------------- Secrets hidden upon the petals of roses are never forgotten just merely set aside until the petals fall silently in the wind Rainn, 1995 Silence -------- Silence unfolds the unknown thrasher cut the wheat and the rustling lulls me to sleep Rainn, 1995 Life's Sunrise --------------- A golden ember in the sky brightens each day with hope desire untold fly by as each learns to cope Rainn, 1995 Night's Day ------------ Night winds racing children playing parents pacing life each day Rainn, 1993 Today's Children ----------------- Yesterdays' love is today's marriage tomorrow's divorce is today's children Rainn, 1993 The Storm ---------- Walking silently a single wind blows the beats defiantly and the storm gr

Ha Ha
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese." "Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless.

Filthy Lies
A heart so cold A soul so black Now I'm just getting to the fact You think your the shit But thats just not it I'm tired of your ways I'm tired of your games Get over yourself And just get through your filth It's not all about you It's more about the pain you give others, so shoo Life is more than your drama Go back to your momma Make sure you take your ways along the path of shame It's all the same With your filthy lies And tainted smile Go away you nasty beast The two in your games should be your only feast Shoo now Shoo We're done with you!

Evanescence - "lithium"
Lithium- Don't wanna lock me up inside Lithium- Don't wanna forget how it feels without Lithium- I wanna stay in love with my sorrow Oh, but God, I wanna let it go Come to bed, don't make me sleep alone Couldn't hide the emptiness, you let it show Never wanted it to be so cold Just didn't drink enough to say you love me I can't hold on to me Wonder what's wrong with me? Lithium- Don't wanna lock me up inside Lithium- Don't wanna forget how it feels without Lithium- I wanna stay in love with my sorrow I don't wanna let it lay me down this time Drown my will to fly Here in the darkness, I know myself Can't break free until I let it go Let me go Darling, I forgive you after all Anything is better than to be alone And in the end I guess I had to fall Always find my place among the ashes I can't hold on to me Wonder what's wrong with me? Lithium- Don't wanna lock me up inside Lithium- Don't wanna forget how it feels without Lithium- Stay in love with yo

Getting Off For Lunch
Lunch break, I come to visit you. It always happens when I see you at work, you are too beautiful to resist. I wait for the right moment, and sneak under your desk. Lifting your skirt and sliding your panties down your legs, rubbing my hands lightly over your thighs. I kiss your thighs, first one side then the other, working my way teasingly towards your pussy. You shift on your seat as a customer comes in, her questions drowned out as you squeeze your legs against my ears. I blow gently, spreading my breath across your moist pussy. You squeeze your legs even tighter, holding my head between them as you answer. Your voice is sultry and shaky, I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself away. The door opens and you release me. Quickly I lean forward, licking your pussy, sliding my tongue along your lips as you squirm, gently pressing it inside of you, licking the inside of your pussy. You gasp, the door opens, you squeeze your legs against my head again, but to no avail this time. My

My Fantasy
She giggles in my ear, her breath slides over my skin. Her body is soft and warm next to me, as I press her against the wall. She gasps in air and moans gently as I kiss her neck, her breath catches as I slide her dress over her shoulders. I kiss her breasts, she pulls my head into her chest. I slide her dress down her body, over her hips, gently kissing a trail down her skin as I pull her panties down her legs. Her skin is soft and supple, she is eager and willing. Gently I run my hands over her, teasingly running my fingers over her breasts, around her nipples as they harden. I kiss her inner thigh, she places her leg over my shoulder. Teasingly, I lick her pussy, sliding my tongue over her lips, tasting her on my tongue. She grabs my hair, pulling my head tightly against her thighs. Her body trembles as I slide my tongue inside of her, her breath sharp and quick, her chest heaves as I gently pull on them, teasing them with my fingers. I feel her tense, shoving her crotch into my fac

The Times Have Changed
Wow! I just had a slap in the face of how much things have changed since I was at my last concert. I just watched a video that one of my friends put in their stash. This is what slapped me in the face. When I went to my last concert, we all held up lighters with flames and waved them around for the artist that was singing. Well, that has all changed now. In this video, there was not one person in the audience who did not have their flip cell phones open and videoing the concert. Technology has come a long way in ten years. It makes me feel old and her I thought that it hasn't been that long. Boy! Does time go by so quickly, and technology is advancing so quickly too. What is next?

Guys, Read This!!! How To Get Physical With A Woman Fast!
5 steps to have a casual sexual encounter with a woman fast free & easy (my personal perspective as a woman about the simple mistakes men make and how to skip all the in between steps) THIS WORKS WONDERS! Now don't disregard this until you try it. I started telling guys to do this a year ago and still get hundreds of messages about how well it works, so listen up, because this it true time tested quality advice! The truth about sexual encounter web sites and how to work them. WOMEN LIKE SEX!! almost as much as guys (if not more) the difference is that it is usually not the first thing on the woman's mind, and getting a woman to feel that powerful sexual attraction is simple but most guys don't know how. So I'm going to tell you how to do this and make it work very easily, so you don't have to worry about the in between BS. Step 1) I Strongly suggest going to a good casual sexual encounter website. this way you know that any girl on the site is already looking to get l

Update On Me Daddy And Out Come So Far
well my dad was diagnosed with cancer last christmas did radiation and everything else and recently we came to find this month that he is fighting it for the second time, he will know more this week but outlook not that great. doc says will prob need surgery, one of two hopefully the least seriouse one, the seriouse one he has to b cut from outside in and clear out the cancer on his tongue in back of throat which he will probobly lose his voice forever as well as have to b fed through a tube for rest of life, as well as have tissue taken from arm to fill where carved. second one same with carved only least likely to lose his voice or have to b fed through tube....JUST THOUGHT WOULD UPDATE THOSE OF U WHO READ MY BLOGS.

9/11 Eyewitness Bombs Evidence
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Why Men Don't Want Sex (with A Response)
I put a top 10 list on here, the blank one you see. A friend responded with what you see below. I though it was funny myself. Someone posted a bulletin that I personally think has to be the biggest load of shit that I have seen in awhile. Here is the original bulletin:: Heres the top 10 reasons Men Don't Want Sex: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. .... okay, so there aren't any reasons that we would not want sex. Here is what I think the bulletin should have said: I know this is true because I have had all these things happen to me.I know that I want be winning any beauty contest but I also know that I did not fall off the ugly tree. Heres the top 10 reasons Men Don't Want Sex: 1.They only want to cuddle (this is not just a women thing it happens with men as well..you guys might as well admit it sometimes you just want to be held) 2..they are tired..(a woman cleans the house,takes care of the kids and the guy still thinks she should be in

Just Me
I'm a true country gentleman I had a different account and now I'm back and tryin to level up to 11 again ....I'm single looking for a greatwoman that will be there for me like I will be for her...... I hope that you can help me and to the lADIES I would love to start as friends and see where things go ... I have 2 x-wives and 2 kids from mo first marrage ....... I'm out going and love to have fun ...

I Wish You Could Know
I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burns. I wish you could comprehend a husband's horror at 6 in the morning as I check his wife of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring her back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting her husband and family to know everything possible was done to try to save her life. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke-sensations that I've become too familiar with. I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a building fire "Is this a false alarm or a working fire? How is the building constructed? What hazards a

Accidental S&m
Accidental S&M by ChaseQ © After fifteen years of marriage it amazes me when I discover new things about my wife. Julie and I were married in our early twenties in spite of the differing desires of our parents. Through the years we have had our struggles and pitfalls and also enjoyed many wonderful times together. We have grown together though and have become so close that the decisions we make independently would be the same decision we would make together. Julie and I don't fight over anything anymore. My friends always say things like 'Oh no, Rob can do anything he wants, his wife never nags him.' That's not entirely true. My wife trusts me and I take her feelings into consideration when I make decisions. Arguments tend to disappear that way. It goes both ways. The friends on her side usually say things like 'Julie can't go, her husband won't let her.' In spite of her trying to explain that it is not true, they don't see why she wouldn't want to go to a singles bar and wh

Thank You God!!!
Well, I got home a little while ago from my trip to WV to get the remainder of my things from the marital home... The trip was absolutely wonderful!!! I could not have expected anything more!!! So, I know you want to hear some things about it.... here goes... 1st... we left, Phil and I, around 9 pm last night. He let me start driving when we go to Whythville, VA. and I drove the ramainder of the trip (4/5 hours). I wanted to show him how dark it gets up there in the middle of nowhere, so we pulled off onto the scenic overlook on highway 19 north, just south of highway 79 (the last leg of the trip). I turned off the truck, turned out the lights and we sat there for a second and then simultaniously opened our doors... so wierd! But we were walking around this parking lot, looking up at the most beautiful patch of stars I think that I have ever laid eyes on... when all of a sudden there was a shooting star off to my right. I turned to Phil to show him and he said he saw it t

It Just Hits Home - Guess I Do Like Incubus
Meet me in outer space. WE could spend the night; watch the earth come up. I've grown tired of that place; won't you come with me? WE could start again. How do you do it? Make me feel like I do. How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew. Meet me in outer space. I will hold you close, if you're afraid of heights. I need you to see this place, it might be the only way that I can show you how it feels to be inside of you. How do you do it? Make me feel like I do. How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew. You are stellar.

It's Been Years....
I miss you. I still have dreams of you. I still cry when I think of you. I see you in every grandmother I see. I remember falling asleep in your arms the few days before you passed away. I remember that night... I ran to your room... I never cried so hard in my life. I love you! REL

569
THIS BLOG IS ME BITCHING ABOUT FAMILY ISSUES - IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT READ PAST HERE! @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Why must there always be a constant argument in my house? For once its not me thats doing the arguing. WOW..Thats a major first here. Though - I was hit twice yesterday, once in my knee and once across my back..and I did get into an arguemnt with my brother yesterday...but today its him and my mother. The two of them both have flaring tempers. I am super happy that I take after my father and NOT my mother... Who the hell knows where I would be if I had my momma's temper. I'd probably be locked up by now. And thats no lie. I fear for my brother sometimes though, I think if he keeps up his angry ways, someday - whether it be with in the next year or so - or the next decade, I honestly think he'll end up locked up for beating the crap out of someone or worse. I REALLY NEED A CIGGY!! Okay - I think I'm done bitching and complaining for now.

A Naughty Poem....hehe
A NAUGHTY POEM A Naughty Little Poem She whispered 'will it hurt me? ' 'Of course not' answered he 'It's a very simple process, You can rely on me.' She said 'I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore.' It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. 'Calm yourself' he whispered 'His face filled with a grin 'Try and open wider So I can get it in.' 'It's coming now' he whispered 'I know' she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said 'I am glad I'm having this.' And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said 'I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while.' Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just y

Closed Minds Do You Ever Wonder?
Just for a little fun. This is a fantastic video! His sign isn't the clearest thing in the world, but signing to music can be hard, and he did a great job. You have to understand signing is an art and when you don't have to know it,it can be confusing to understand. I have someone trying to learn this art,not because I am deaf but because I cannot speak.He can say whatever he likes to me,but for me to convey to him he has to learn..Now who the hell would do something like that for a person.The first one I put on here is to the song Son of a Preacher Man.. The next one is by Mariah Carey called Hero.. This one is like watching a story as she signs.She is very good at what she does.. Both worlds colliding can be hard for some and trust me I have seen the bitter end when some cannot take it. I know this isn't something normal I would post considering what I normally post,but it is who I am.Accepting or not in society I am still soaring beyond what anyone could ever

Where Have I Been??
WOW ~ It's been ages since I've been on here and I do apologize to all my friends & fans!! It's been a wacky summer - but I am well, back, and ready to play!! Hope this summer has treated everyone well - I know I am ready for winter though! Any Phoenix dweller can understand my desire to escape the excessive heat we've had the past 3 1/2 months! I will post again soon!!

A Body In The Bed
A man and his wife were vacationing in Las Vegas. Soon after arriving in their room, they discovered it was filled with the most overpowering stench they had ever smelled. They called the front desk to complain and headed for the casinos for some late-night gambling while the problem was taken care of. When they returned to their room, the stench was replaced with the strong smell of chemical cleaners and deodorizers. Satisfied tha the hotel had properly cleaned their room, the couple went to bed, but were awakened a short time later by the same overpowering smell - this time stronger than before. Now irritated, the husband called the hotel's manager and demanded that they be moved to a new room. While his wife packed up their belongings, the man ripped the sheets off the bed, as that all seemed to be where the smell was originating. There, stuffed in a hole cut in the mattress, lay the body of a well-dressed man, slowly decomposing. The couple was given a complimentary suite immediate

~octobert~
October Poems... OCTOBERLo, sweetened with the summer light,The full juiced apple, waxing over-mellowDrops in a silent autumn night.MERRY AUTUMN DAYS‘Tis pleasant on a fine spring mornTo see the buds expand,.‘Tis pleasant in the summer timeTo see the fruitful land;‘Tis pleasant on a winter’s nightTo sit around the blaze,But what are joys like these, my boys,To merry autumn days!We hail the merry Autumn days,When leaves are turning red;Because they’re far more beautifulThan anyone has said,We hail the merry harvest time,The gayest of the year;The time of rich and bounteous crops,Rejoicing and good cheer.AUTUMNI love the fitful gust that shakesThe casement all the day,And from the glossy elm-tree takesThe faded leaves away,Twirling them by the window paneWith thousand others down the lane.I love to see the cottage smokeCurl upward through the trees,The pigeons nestled round the coteNovember days like these;The cock upon the woodland crowing,The mill sails on the heath a-going.AN AUTUMN

Him
Well school is OVER for me...I just graduated ...what a year it was. Senior year went by FAST! My classes were all easy because I did all my hard classes during my underclassmen years. My best class wasn't a class ..HA it was a study hall...It was the only class I ever looked forward too during the day...but its wasn't the study hall...it was who was in the study hall... When I first laid Eyes on HIM I really liked HIM. I've had HIM in another study hall my Junior year but it was a silent study hall...I hate SILENT CLASSES!!!! But I didn't have a good place to sit during lunch...one day I asked HIM if I could sit with HIM. HE said yes...YAY!!! After that I sat right next to HIM everyday at lunch. We started to be really good friends...(I still LIKED HIM!!) our teacher could NOT get us apart... EVER ...HE was always in trouble for something in that class...even if HE didn't do anything HAHAHAHA!!!...HE always knows how to make me laugh... THEN after middle

Hooked On Fishing !!
Hooked on Fishing Take a Women fishing and catch the excitement!! If FISH could only speak, Would they talk about us And the things we've done, As they SWIM to shore to bare witness? Would they tell of how You've anxiously turned me to face them, Impatiently shoving against, As soon as I've stepped over your line... At that momment U stuck your left foot out and tripped me in hopes of me falling to the ground. But I stumble. And U took your left hand holding me firmly against the tree, The right hand dropping my defenses to my ankles, Fingers exploring realms, Soaking in delight? Would they express how you've made me squirm, And burn with an uncontrollable desire; How I've moaned for you to go deep inside, With swelling lips begging to be hushed? Waiting for you to drive your quivering, pulsating dorsal fin into my stinky, stinky catfish, filling me with your fishy fluids of passion and love! Would they speak of how you have me on my knees, mouth wide open like a largemouth bass waiti

How True Is This!! Wait Til You Read These!! Very True.
Subject: Fake vs Real friends FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

Survivor, Texas Style.....
A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns." The first one to make it back to Dallas alive, wins.

Whats My Blog About?
What its a bout, well I have no idea what so ever... Just a way to start filling my page up and maybe pass a few minutes before I sleep for work in the morning, If you look at my profile im British, poor me, but Im lucky engough to work oversea, only 3 weeks to go then Im off again for 4 months and to be honest, thank god hahah, well thats all for now until I can find some real reason to write a blog, night night all xx

Only A Guy -- Tazer Gun Antics!
ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary submitted this... Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little "something extra" for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against flesh or a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the p

Please Read
Greetings Sisters, and Brothers, please read this, and send prayers of strength to Rhonda and her family. Thank you, Thunder ----- Original Message ----- From: angelfrombuv3221985 To: BoS-Pagan@yahoogrou ps.com Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 9:35 AM Subject: [BoS-Pagan] WITCH TRIALS CONTINUE IN SOUTH CAROLINA! Rhonda has asked me to pass along a post that she has made... for all pagans to read, to share, and to spread like wildfire, she needs all of the pagans possible to be supportive.. energy, and/or moral support thanks! Heres what she wrote: This is a more detailed account. The more attention I can get on this the better! Please pass around to anyone you think might listen. Thanks. We are unable to go home at the moment because it isn't safe for us there. They are always watching what we are doing and we are afraid of more Police retribution so are staying at my Mother in- law's house, but this isn't home.....so I am trying to get on the computer w

Not Posting A Subject Lol ... Again.. Nsfw... And No I Did Not Write It Lol Just A Repost From A Friend On Another Site Hahahhaa Plz Laff
A public service, guide 4 giving oral to women *graphic* ***This was posted by a male friend of mine hahahahaaha**** I have a lot of respect for us guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of us out there. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can, usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down betwe

Dance With Me!
I'm a caring and giving person. I put the ones I care about before myself. I feel honesty and fidelity are the foundation of a successful relationship. The ability to communicate is also important to me.... I have sent you my invitation, a note to inscribe on your heart. Don’t jump up and shout, “Yes, this is what I want! Let’s do it!” Just stand up quietly and dance with me. Show me how you follow your deepest desires, spiraling down into the ache within your heart, and I will show you my soul. I will reach inward and open outward to let you feel my heart. Let me feel your kiss of the Mystery, sweet lips on my own, every day. Don’t tell me you want to hold the whole world in your heart. Show me how you turn away from making another wrong without abandoning yourself when you are hurt and afraid of being unloved. Tell me a story of who you are, and see who I am in the stories I live and will share with you. And together we will remember that each of us always has a choice. Don’t tell me

Facts For The 1500's
Next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.... Here are some interesting facts from the 1500s. Most people got married in June, because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, next all the other sons and men, next the women and finally the children; last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it; hence the saying: Don't throw the baby out with the bath water. Houses had thatched roofs (thick straw) piled high, with no wood beneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and

My Vent For The Week Lmao Ive Already Blogged This But Posting Again For Those Who Missed It. ;)
Love this song :D All day ive seen people bitch and moan about how they dont like this or that on Fubar, well if ur life is Fubar, I feel for you, turn off the pc go do something productive. If u dont like the way they run the site, delete urself, go back to myspace I read a bulletin today about a guy who is getting a lawyer cause Baby J wont answer his emails about his complaints lmao well im sure Mike (Baby J) gets enough of these types of emails and hes tired of the whining and bitching too. This guy in the bulletin claims, hes gonna own Fubar cause he took screen shots lmao Good luck on that one buddy. Man talk about some people that need to check themselves. Then other people complaining about the bouncer checks, me myself I like them way better then the time outs, reason there is bouncer checks is to bust people using blasters/scripts, this is an adult site, can we all just deal with the way the site is and stop bitching about all the little things in life, my god use ur en

Beware Of This Psycho On Here (to All The Women On This Site)
TO ALL THE WOMAN ON THIS SITE. THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL OF U. BEWARE OF THESE 2 ACCOUNTS ON HERE. Truth@ fubar mafia@ fubar THE 2 ACCOUNTS R THE SAME PERSON AND TRYS TO BE NICE TO U AT FIRST AND TURNS OUT TO BE AN ASSHOLE/JERK LATER ON. ONCE HE GETS TO KNOW U HE WILL LEAVE HIS PHONE # WITH U AND IF U TURN AROUND AND NOT BOTHERING CALLING HIM AT ALL. HE GETS REALLY PISSED OFF AT U. THIS PERSON HAS DONE THIS TO A COUPLE OF MY VERY GOOD FRIENDS ON HERE. I'M GOING TO LEAVE HER NAME OUT OF THIS. B/C I RESPECT HER AND DON'T FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GET HER INVOLVED IN THIS THEN SHE ALL READY IS WITH THIS PERSON. THIS GUY TOLD HER THAT IF HE EVER SEES HER/FINDS HER HE IS GOING TO KILL HER AND HER DAUGHTER. HE WENT TO HER PAGE TODAY AND SEEN THAT SHE WAS DATING SOMEONE FROM THIS SITE. WELL HE FLIPPED OUT AND SAID TO HER THAT SHE DIDN'T GIVE HIM A CHANCE AT ALL AND HE TURNED AROUND AND CALLED A SUPERFICIAL WHORE, BITCH AND A FEW OTHER NAMES AS WELL. THEN HE SAID TO HER T

Mysteries Of The Sexes Explained! Can You Believe This?
Do Men Believe in Love at First Sight? Posted by David Zinczenko on Mon, Sep 24, 2007, 8:50 am PDT Post a Comment View all 6 Comments » When you were younger, you probably believed the Meg Ryan movies and the accompanying romantic plots: Of course there's such a thing as love at first sight. But now that you've been on more than a few dates, you've noticed the absence of a scriptwriter, cinematographer, hair, makeup, and lighting engineers. That meet-swoon-commit deal only happens in Hollywood, it seems. But consider this: a national survey revealed that 48 percent of men say they do believe in love at first sight. Eye-lock with violins, anyone? Of course, the classic definition of love at first sight includes quite a lot of physical sensations, especially where men are concerned - attraction that's triggered by a particular face, a smell, a body, or just the overall vibe for a person. For a man, though, love at first sight quickly becomes more like "love at first-thr

I Need You All Now Please?!
PHEW YOU ALL KNOW I AM WORKING ON EARNING A HAPPY HOUR. WE CAN MAKE THE 1/2 WAY MARK TO NIGHT IF YOU ALL STOP BY PLEASE AND LEAVE A COMMENT OR 2 OR A MILLION BUT PLEASE STOP BY. DON'T FORGET: ADD/FAN/AND RATE MY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE FIRST. I LOVE YOU ALL AND LOOK FOWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE

What Dragon Species Are You?
What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)Fire DragonRage, passion, you burn with the essence of a powerful flame. You are powerful and majestic and dont let anyone stand in your way without a fight.Myspace Quizzes

Two Voices
Two voices speak inside my head. They often tell me what to do. One will say, "you're better off dead." The other says, "So are you." They fight each other day and night. Which is wrong? Which is right? I hold myself in check, I weep. I seethe inside, my temper I keep. The calm I feign then makes me bleed. I fail at times to staunch the flow. I try so hard to extract the seed that allows this infection to grow. But each time I try to cut it out, a tiny piece is lef tbehind. It hides until I hear my voices shout, "Beware! Soon you'll lose your mind!" On those two things they do agree, but there is nothing else. On means and reasons they differ, you see, and little ever helps. To shut them up, I read, I sing, I write, I dream, they fade. But echoes within my head do ring, and again the game is played. 26 October 2004

My Demented Mind On My Current Affairs.
Greetings from me with the dememtned mind.... My life is a roller coaster....As I am sure most of your are too. I have now bee out of work for almost two weeks now. I was Ill with both the flu bug and Bronchitis (sorry if I mis-spelled)....I was running a fever and well....you can guess the rest. I went to the doctor 3 times. Trying not to go into Pnemonia. I called work damn near every day like I am supposed to. No one answers their Damn Cel phone. or returns calls from the work message center....I Called Damn it.....But no one returned calls. I Left messages every time! However...I guess that wasnt good enough..I was fired becasue I was a no call no show. What a crock of shit!!! I even have my call records printed out and copied, but I still was fired becasue I didnt actually talk to one of my three managers. Like I said WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!! But, to be honest....I hated that job anyway. I have several interviews and prospects. So the job hunt is looking good. Bills a

Truth About Men
The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Becau se their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never h appened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart... Then you ar

Picture,kid Rock.....for D.j.
Yeah Im thinkin about my ex that I let get away, damn I miss him so much sometimes Kid Rock - Picture (featuring Sheryl Crow) Lyrics KID ROCK Living my life in a slow hell Different girl every night at the hotel I ain't seen the sun shine in three damn days Filling up on cocaine and whiskey Wish I had a good girl to miss me I wonder if I'll ever chainge my ways I put your picture away Sat down and cried today I can't look at you While I'm lying next to her I put your picture away Sat down and cried today I can't look at you while I'm lying next to her SHERYL CROW I called you last night in the hotel Everyone knows but they won't tell But their half-hearted smiles tell me something just ain'tright I've been waiting on you for a long time Filling up on heartaches and cheap wine I ain't heard from you in three damn nights I put your picture away I wonder where you've been I can't look at you while I'm lying next to him I put your picture away I w

New Peep Needs Love-for Shady326
OK....She's rather new to here and I helped her get her salute photo up and approved. She has a guest book that she would like to get signed. Take 5 min and go drop her a few rates, comments, and sign her guest book for her....show her the love that we all got when we were new! amber.. sign my guest book please.. :D i will love you for it!@ fubar Tell her that Shady sent ya :D

Fuktard For Prezident
Bottom to top,cause Im done wasting energy....I love Women Haters.. need1more: good night bitch boy ->Mr.Potatoe...: Not me buddy I forgot all about you earlier as I am doing now.Feel free to talk to yourself.We will all laugh at you tomorrow.Nite nite Sweet Cheeks need1more: you know whats funny im laughing my ass off and enjoying it and i have managed to piss everyone of you studid fucks off need1more: lets see mr potatoe cant get dick out in the world without getting caught so he comes to mummland lol ->Mr.Potatoe...: With that said,get a life you fucktard ->Mr.Potatoe...: Right,I would tell you to eat a dick,but you would want it to be mine ->Mr.Potatoe...: You have all the good insults.I give up need1more: nope just finished up with the rest of the loosers just now making my rounds to you need1more: nope in mummland lmao. ha ha ha mummland you people are queers huh ->Mr.Potatoe...: Get a life Fag that was fucking hours ago and your still butthurt over it

If We Had Sex
If We Had Sex.... GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE SCARED. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS TO DO YOU ! > > > 1. Would you be in control? > > > 2. Would you let me pull your hair? > > > 3. Would you whisper in my ear? > > > 4. Would you talk dirty to me? > > 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? > > > 6. Would you say my name? > > 7. Would you go down on me? > > > 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? > > 9. How many rounds would we go? > > > 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? > > > 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? > > > 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? > > > 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? > > 14. Would you want me to take my time? > > > 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? > > > 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? > > 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? > > > 18 Would u be loud or quiet? > >

Never For Them. Always For You.
"People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you've got anyway You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you and them anyway." --Mother Teresa REL

Grill-roasted Oysters With Tabasco Vinaigrette
Grilled oysters may strike friends as exotic, but few things are easier to master. They pop open over the fire, eliminating any shucking, and require only a simple dressing to accentuate their natural flavor. Buy a few extra oysters to avoid disappointment if one or more doesn't open. They won't go to waste. Yields: Makes 24 oysters, serving 4 or more INGREDIENTS: Vinaigrette 1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon vegetable oil, preferably corn oil 3 tablespoons white vinegar 1 teaspoon Tabasco sauce, or more to taste Coarse salt, either kosher or sea salt Freshly cracked pepper 24 fresh oysters in their shells (preferably smaller oysters with somewhat flat shells), scrubbed Rock salt, raw rice, seaweed, a platter's worth of fresh herb sprigs or a couple of clean dishtowels DIRECTIONS: Fire up the grill, bringing the heat to high (meaning you can hold your hand 4 inches above the grill grate for only 1 to 2 seconds). Whisk together the vinaigrette ingredients in a small bo

Misplaced
Wondering where you are tonight Wondering what your thinking So much time has passed between us I'm over the what if's and the could of been's Missing your friendship most of all I remember when you were my best friend Then I remember getting lost in the dark Separating myself from the jealousy at last The feelings of hurt, anger, and despair have lifted I'm ready to start a new page I'm ready to begin a new chapter I'm ready to embrace your thoughts with not only my ears but my mind I can finally say I'm ready to be a friend I would like to share with you what's in my heart I apologize for the pain, tears, and hurt I caused I apologize for the misplaced anger I apologize for not being a bigger person With time I have learned a valuable lesson Communication is the key and listening is the lock I'm not asking everything be fixed over night I just hope and pray that it can be repaired with time Its been 6 long years and I'm finally at peace

Thanks 4 All Da Prayers!!
Yesterday i got my daughters results back.. and they came back negative 4 cancer... ALL PRAISES N GLORY 2 GOD.. So now there gonna do some blood work 2 c what'z causing her lymphnodes 2 swell up like this.. it's on both sides of her neck. and in her tummy.. they think it might be a virus...So we're still not out of the deep water yet.. so pls cont.... 2 pray 4 her THANX SOOOO MUCH HAVE A WONDERFULL DAY ALL!!! YA BOI CHO$EN 4ROM DA CITY OF ROSES!

A Healing Capitive
O, God, Who frees the capitive Do not liberate this carnal slave for freedom's sake For I will surely wing my flight to another thorny land. Break, instead, each evil bond And rub my swollen wrists, Then take me prisoner to Your Will, Enslaved in YOur safekeeping.. O, God, Who ushers light into the darkenss, Do not release me to the light To only see myself. Cast the light of my liberation upon Your face And be Thou my vision. Do not hand me over To the quest of greater knowledge. Make YOur Word a lamp unto my feet And a light unot my path, And lead me to Your dwelling. O, God, WHo lifts the grieving head, Blow away the askes But let Your gentle hand upon my brow Be my only crown of beauty. My Healer, That I seek no other comfort. O, God, Who loves the human soul Too much to let it go, So thoroughly impose YOurself Into the heaps and depths of my life That nothing remains undisturbed. Plow this life

Life
Well the not smokeing is going ok. Need to pick up another nasty habit. lol. Well kinda looking for mister right. Well not really. Just focusing on work and my kids. They say when your not looking is when that special person will come into your life. What a crock. Life is good and getting better. I have four days off and spent the time with the girls. The youngest turned 17 friday. Damn I feel old. Plan to move to Georgia when she graduates high school. Dont know how the family will feel about that but really dont care. I'm sick of Illinois. Need a new place to spread my wings. Thats it for now. You all take care.

Here I Am Again
Well I got drunk last night, big surprise! And now here I am agian trying to finish a quilt I started made from peices I collected over the years. Colours gallor! But it should be a warm one because the back is flannel from some nightgowns I got at the thrift market.

You Already Know
You come to me In sweet dreams That I never want to end. And tell secrets To my soul I never will forget. You kiss my forehead And my nose so soft, Like angel wings. It's almost Like you're here When I remember these things. Watching me sleeping, I feel your breath on my neck And it sends chills to my toes. Oh how I love you But guess what? You already know.

Movie Rentals
went to blockbuster and rented some movies. 1) we bunny whipped. it sucked. seriously. not even a chick flick. want to loose a date, pop this in. and order anchovies on the pizza. date will be over. wanna keep a date, then check out movie 2) daddies girls. i thought i was going to be about three girls who didnt want dad to be with another woman. its more then that. and it could pull you over to the other side for your woman. try it!

Share The Luv!
My friend Angelofdarkness really wants to buy her fu-sweetie a ring, but she's fu-broke. To buy the ring she only needs about 3000 more points. Can you help a girl out? She's got a huge amount of stash and lots of pics. She also always returns the love, so help her out :) **angelofdarkness** punkin's*bytch*morbius' biggest fan*Phukin*Phreak's*stalker@ fubar

The Lion And The Dove
THE LION AND THE DOVE Whither goest thou, my love, Who like an angel soars above The other ladies - nay, a dove That bringeth peace. My heart doth move. Her eyes are brown, exceeding fair - Two gems that warm the midnight air, So luminous their glow doth snare The once proud lion in his lair. Her voice is music from the spheres; The lion lifts his head and hears Its melody of golden tears. He stands up straight and pricks his ears. Her sweetly sorrowed face doth shine As moonbeams glimmer, quite divine - Radiance indeed sublime. The lion (strange) begins to whine And paws the earth in maddened grief. A frenzy quite beyond belief Builds up inside – it craves relief From her whose plaint was deep yet brief. Thou hast gone away, my love, And I know not how best to move Thy heart, oft injured – yet I’ll prove My gentleness can tame a dove. copyright 2004 Peter Sherman All rights reserved.

I Lost 50 Pounds On This Miracle Diet!
Ya just gotta love stupid people Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my Orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the Way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now Enthralled with my story.) Horrified , she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off