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Trying To Run
running wild running free running with love so dear to me seeing you in the distance wanting to catch up to you wanting the closeness needing you so hoping this love will never end running to you smiling so bright

1000 Saturdays ...
The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either way, the first few hours of a Saturday morning are most enjoyable. A few weeks ago, I was shuffling toward the kitchen with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and the morning paper in the other. What began as a typical Saturday morning turned into one of those lessons that life seems to hand you from time to time. Let me tell you about it. I turned the volume up on my radio in order to listen to a Saturday morning talk show. I heard an older sounding chap with a golden voice. You know the kind, he sounded like he should be in the broadcasting business himself. He was talking about "a thousand marbles" to someone named "Tom." I was intrigued and sat down to listen to what he had to say. "Well, Tom, it sure sounds like you're busy with your jo

You're The Reason
I knew it right from the start The moment I looked at you You found a place in my heart How, lucky I had found you Is this real? I can’t believe You gave me reason to live You taught me how to be strong With you is where I belong… Please do not leave me behind You’re the heart and soul of my life Once I was gone and alone At last! With you, I am home… You are the love of my life And I thank God I’m alive All of this, you know it’s true Everything I do, I do it for you…

Live Webcam Cumshot : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another LC cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam, with Yahoo. I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Note: You don't need a webcam (but let me know if you have one) Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - More Skin album - Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy

Halloween Party
So I got roped into going to a halloween costume party tonight...grrrr. And I was told that I HAD to dress up (like there is even a costume to fit my pregnant chuncky ass at this point in the game..lol) so I am going as a pregnant baby which is wrong on so many levels but whatever. It's all for fun, right? I'll be putting up some pics tomorrow (if they come out okay). Hope everyone has an awesome Saturday night!! Much love to all!!! MUUUAH!!!

Halloween Magic
A bald-headed ghost Drank some witches' brew And on top of his head A strange thing grew. It was pointed and tall And black as a bat With stringy long hair Where his head was flat. The sad little ghost Didn't want any hair Or a black pointed hat So he said, "Witch beware!" Then he chanted some words With a spell-casting switch And gave Halloween Night A bald-headed witch!! ~Barbara M. Hales~

Slide Down The Bannister
Subject: Slide Down The Bannister 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice ..... well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was

Stun Guns
More things NOT to do with your spare time. Stun gun....... ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS. Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of elec

Not Much
I'm off from work today which I'm glad about. After work on friday, I went out drinking with a friend. We went and got drinks and just went to a park to sit at and chill and talk. Tuesday is Halloween as everyone knows. I'm not sure what I will be doing on that day. I have off from work so I know durning the day, I have stuff to do but at night, I'm not sure what's going on. I'm suppose to be changing departments at work. I'm glad about that cause I'm tired of the department I'm in and want a change. It all depends on one person leaving and once that person leaves, I will be moving into my new department. I was told she's leaving end of this month and then I was told maybe not till the beginning of next year. I hope she leaves soon. I know thats kinda mean to say but she's a nice women so don't get me wrong there.

Slow Cooker Mexican Pork
Prep Time:5 min Start to Finish:6 hr 10 min Makes:4 servings 1 lb boneless pork loin roast, cut into 1-inch pieces 2 1/4 cups Old El Paso® Thick 'n Chunky salsa (from 24-oz jar) 1 can (4.5 oz) Old El Paso® chopped green chiles, drained 1 can (15 oz) Progresso® black beans, drained, rinsed 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 oz), if desired 1. In 3 1/2- to 4-quart slow cooker, mix pork, salsa and chiles. 2. Cover; cook on Low heat setting 6 to 8 hours. 3. Stir in beans. Cover; cook on Low heat setting about 5 minutes or until beans are hot. Sprinkle with cheese. Nutrition Information: 1 Serving: Calories 370 (Calories from Fat 90); Total Fat 10g (Saturated Fat 3g, Trans Fat 0g); Cholesterol 70mg; Sodium 1550mg; Total Carbohydrate 39g (Dietary Fiber 10g, Sugars 6g); Protein 33g Percent Daily Value*: Vitamin A 20%; Vitamin C 4%; Calcium 8%; Iron 20% Exchanges: 1 1/2 Starch; 1 Other Carbohydrate; 0 Vegetable; 4 Very Lean Meat; 1 Fat Carbohydrate Choices: 2 1/2 *Percent

Mmm Beer
You Are Beer! You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars. More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends. And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper. But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

My Dream Car
You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry. And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

In These Dreams Partake...
Here I am Fighting with myself yet again, Beating my brow about a situation, whose outlook appears to be a "no win". I dreamed her image and tried to Imagine a "she and I", Hoping to find her of whom I've dreamed to receive encouraging words, hopeful at the eand of my search we'd give "US" a try. If she tells me to make a move, make a move is what I shall do, all the while letting her know, "I wait patiently hoping to receive a positive nudge from you!" I'll be honest with You about what I seek, I'm looking for a Friendship, not a little bump and grind that might last at most, a month and a week! As I write this I daydream that we become the best of friends, I'd hate to pursue relationships that come crashing to an end. I apologize for not being forward, I apologize for being the shy guy, It seems to get harder and harder to talk to the opposite sex the more I try. I often wonder if I'll ever get up the nerve to speak my mind, Or shall I remain silent, keeping my feeli

Building A Faith Foundation
Daily words of wisdom Building a Faith Foundation Lamentations 3:21-23 This week, we have been examining the nature of faith. But on what must we build a strong faith in the Lord? Let's look at seven key stones in the foundation: 1. God is. Faith must be built around the simple confession that the Lord is real-that He exists and is indeed God. 2. God is love. Not only is God real, but He is intimately concerned with your life and wants to engage in a relationship with you. 3. God is just. You never have to wonder whether or not the Lord will treat you fairly. His justice is absolutely perfect-even when He pours out His loving discipline. 4. God is all-knowing. He knows your heart, your pain, and your questions. You cannot shock or surprise Him. 5. God is everywhere. You never have to wonder where He is; in truth, you cannot escape Him. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, He is right by your side. 6. God is all-powerful. There is nothing greater than

Hope
hope Hope is a word that every hurting heart understands. Hope shines brighter than the brightest star on the darkest night. Faith is bigger than the highest mountain. And God is greater than any obstacle in your path. Anything can be accomplished by those who fully put their hearts into it. The time to start is now; the place to start is here. May hope cast its special light upon your path and God bless everything you touch in the hours, days, and moments still to come.

To All The Bible Thumpers
so you think that everyone who doesn't believe in god will go to hell.... even tho the bible contradicts itself so much that anyone with half a brain would be unable to believe the whole bullshit. so you're not supposed to have a god 'next to me' .... yet jesus is the son of god, which makes him a god. obviously a contradiction. the bible states that the earth is flat. the bible says that god is all knowing. makes no sense, right ? so then of course everyone who doesn't believe in god will go to hell. no matter if he's helping people, always nice to everyone.... however, somedood who's being an asshole all his life, trying to tell others how to live their lives.... even murderers will go to heaven, if they confess 2 minutes before they die. does that make sense to anyone ? i don't think so. obviously all gay people will go to hell. so apparently they're sposed to live in their own personal hell on earth, never able to actually love anyone, or make someone happy. rather than live w

Today
Today my bf is 36 Please feel free to comment him and move him up a level ... His Sn is bosaburn.... Happy Halloween to all... Why don't we try something creative and post our main pic in our halloween costumes for today and tomorrow to celebrate Halloween ? If you are cheap or don't celebrate Halloween then I guess post your favorite pic of yourself... Have a wonderful day all Jaina

Never Again
Once I'll be able to walk away And never look back Never care about the hurt I'm causing you 'Cause I want to be able to get rid of all of it Get relief from the pain that you've caused me I want to walk away and never see you And you will understand All the shit that I have endured You'll understand what it is About this life that has caused me to walk away And never care again

Yay Baltimore!
The safest and most dangerous US cities. Top 25 OVERALL: (371 cities) SAFEST 25: 1 Brick Township, NJ 2 Amherst, NY 3 Mission Viejo, CA 4 Newton, MA 5 Troy, MI 6 Colonie, NY 7 Irvine, CA 8 Cary, NC 9 Greece, NY 10 Coral Springs, FL 11 Thousand Oaks, CA 12 Orem, UT 13 Round Rock, TX 14 Dover, NJ 15 Lake Forest, CA 16 Sterling Heights, MI 17 Simi Valley, CA 18 Roswell, GA 19 Lee's Summit, MO 20 Broken Arrow, OK 21 Chino Hills, CA 22 Gilbert, AZ 23 Edison Township, NJ 24 Cranston, RI 25 Port St. Lucie, FL MOST DANGEROUS 25: 1 St. Louis, MO 2 Detroit, MI 3 Flint, MI 4 Compton, CA 5 Camden, NJ 6 Birmingham, AL 7 Cleveland, OH 8 Oakland, CA 9 Youngstown, OH 10 Gary, IN 11 Richmond, CA 12

White Chocolate Mousse Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 6 hr 50 min Makes: 12 servings 27 LORNA DOONE Shortbread Cookies, finely crushed (about 2 cups crumbs) 1 Tbsp. sugar 6 Tbsp. (3/4 stick) margarine or butter, melted 1/2 cup seedless raspberry jam 1-1/2 pkg. (9 squares) BAKER'S Premium White Baking Chocolate 1-3/4 cups whipping cream, divided 2 Tbsp. orange-flavored liqueur MIX cookie crumbs, sugar and margarine until well blended. Press firmly onto bottom of 9-inch springform pan. Refrigerate 15 min. or until firm. Spread evenly with jam. MICROWAVE white chocolate, 1/4 cup of the cream and the liqueur in large microwaveable bowl on HIGH 2 min.; stir. Microwave 1 min. or until chocolate is almost melted, stirring after 30 sec. Stir until chocolate is completely melted. Cool 30 min. or until room temperature, stirring occasionally. BEAT remaining 1-1/2 cups cream in large chilled bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until soft peaks form. (Do not overbeat.) Gently stir 1/

My Eyes
misting rain thunder rolls in lightning crashes my tears begin hoping the rain hides them but my cries seem so loud how can i go on with out you the rain washes the tear many more come seeing life with out you is more than i can handle how do i do this how do i make it end a simple click and blackness drifts in

Soap
washing alone feeling the hot steamy water hit my back bar in hand washing my chest letting the heat wash the pain away feeling the air change sensing a presence continuing to scrub i feel hands around mesudsing up my body sliding down my chest reaching my thighs warm hands full of soap rubbing me continouisly arousing me beyond control relishing this attention closing eyes as extasy finds me feeling her hands explore hardens by her touch wanting this so much find release coming soon moaning as i explode seeking support before i fall silently my mysterious stranger is gone suds wash down the drain

More Insight
As I stated before I am half Cherokee indian and was raised by the laws and traditions of my tribe. My mother was of Scandinavian decent and did not really care for the Indian ways. So we moved into Pottsboro, Tx. My father and I were both very unhappy about this but we went with the flow. I am the product of an abusive childhood, but this I will not dwell on as it is part of my past and has ony made me stronger through the years. During the summer months I went to work on my grandfathers ranch and learned as much as I could from him of the legends and native ways. He taught me the proper way to break/tame a horse so that it could be riden. I was also taught to brand cattle and how to tan the hides for clothing and tent making. Many of these things I still do including dyeing the hides for clothing. And as you can see even though I am a vampire I still live simply and closely to my native roots. Only a few things have changed over time and those are indoor plumbing, electricity and of

More About Vampires
We survive night after night and century after century. growing older in years, but our physical appearence is the same as when we were turned/embraced. The youngest I am aware of was a girl she was no more than 9 or 10. but this is against our laws to make one so young, because they are unable to take care of themselves. It is very sad knowing what her fate was and knowing that one still cares very deeply for her. Others become mad with the power of the Dark Blood and seek either the solice of a fire or the sunlight to end there lives. The young one paid with her life for trying to kill her Maker. The following are our Laws :: 1. Each coven must have its leader and only he might order the working of the Dark Trick upon a mortal, seeing that the methods and rituals were properly observed. 2. The Dark Gift must never be given to the crippled, the maimed, or to children, or to those who cannot, even with the dark powers, survive on their own. Be it further understood that all morta

Sore Back, Sore Legs, Sore Arms...happy Me!!
Sunday, October 29, 2006 Sore back, sore legs, sore arms...Happy Me!! Current mood: exhausted OK...so you are probably wondering how the heck I can be in pain and be happy. It's simple!!!! First let me go through my day. Today was a slow day at work. I am kinda upset that I didn't work alone because our new chick worked with me. She doesnt make commission yet, but she still did some upgrades so.....that is less money in my wallet. BOOO!! I understand the need to train her but not on a Sunday. Oh well...whatever. I had a guy getting upset with me because I could not give him the same prices on phones that best buy can offer. I offered to make a deal on accessories but NOOOO...thats not good enough. I wish I could make deals on phone prices but they are set in stone. I was tempted to boot his @$$ right on out of the store. He was being a jerk. I hope he buys the phones there and I hope be comes back to our store like MANY people from Best Buy do and complain because the

Hard To Believe
Hard to believe.... Current mood: THRILLED Its hard to believe that it is almost move in day..... I am soo floored. It is an amazing feeling to know that I will soon have a place that is 100% my own. Ok...so maybe not 100% since I am renting it, but you know what I mean. It is going to be awesome. I can't wait!! For all of you that are oblivious to everything going on...I am moving on Weds. Thats right....Weds!! I am moving into my own place...my very own apartment. I have lived somewhere other than home before, but a boyfriends house doesnt count. I dont think dorm rooms count either (not that i was ever in one) because you dont actually pay rent and utilities. I have my own place. So...I am thrilled and psyched and all of the above. There is soo much going on this week that I am soo excited for. ~Tuesday is Halloween. There is talk of going to Milwaukee for some partying in costumes and everything. Heres hoping. Its either that or watching horror movies all night

Wish Me Luck...
My tooths are being pulled today, so I am definitely going nowhere near candy today. Nor a party. To those who wished me a happy Halloween, there's nothing happy about it for me this year. BUT I do thank all of you for the wishes. I do appreciate the consideration. Not having to work until Friday makes things better, at least I dont have to attempt to kill myself earlier than I should.

What Makes A Man Gag
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How To Get Into A Broad's Pants.
As all of you know by now, I am an expert at getting into a broad's pants. I am a legend. And now, for the first time anywhere, here is my secret method of doing just that. Humor. Make a broad laugh and you are sure to get into her pants. You see, if you make her laugh hard enough, she will be unable to prevent you from going into her room and stealing a pair of her pants. You put those suckers on, mister, and it's all over. You are in her pants and she is less likely to get a restraining order.

The Meaning Of Relationships...
Is there a meaning? Really? Because I see no point in them, truly. I was perfectly happy with twinkies. And for those of you CLUELESS as to what I'm talking about, a twinkie is a boy that is good for nothing but sex. Cheap - a dime a dozen, easily replaced... And no one eats twinkies for a meal. They're a snack until something better comes along. And twinkies are good. Twinkies are SOLID, because you always know what to expect from them. And because it's just sex, you're not putting your heart out there to be broken. You never seem to know that your heart is truly involved UNTIL it gets smashed against the rocks - have you noticed that? He told me he loved me, and said he didn't expect anything in return until I was ready. I've been fucked over so many times... I didn't think I'd ever be ready. But it turns out that unbeknownst to me, I'd given a piece of my heart to him. Because it fuckin' hurts like hell as it's ripped out of my chest. "I love you so much..." he tells me. "We're just

Welcome Home Master
Welcome Home Master by oo0_Master_0oo © He unlocks the door and enters His home. The workday quickly flows from His body. His troubles seem to melt away. A rye smile creeps over His face. Anticipation fills His veins. He dumps His keys and briefcase on the bench, cracks His knuckles, and heads to the pantry. He slides the door open and let's it bang against the inner wall, knowing it can be heard from below. A pause ... Reaching down, He lifts the floor mat slightly and reveals a steal "O" ring in the floor. Steadying Himself, He lifts the the ring ... opening the trap door with a long slow creeking. He traverses the ladder like wooden steps down the tight opening. His pathway illuminated by candles. At the bottom a small alcove with two shelves and several pegs and hooks. On the smaller shelf, the uppermost shelf, sits a tumbler, filled with ice, Jack Daniels and coke. He lifts the glass to His lips and takes a sip. "Good girl" he thinks as the last of the day washes fro

I Need Cherry Points
ok ppl im not the kind of person to ask for help as i feel i have the determination , will an attitude to get the job done right ... but please please help me get cherry points i want to see my pic rolling across the screen please help me reach the only goal i realy truly want an deserve zan xoxo

You And Me
You and me This is for fun. Hope I receive it back from you. Read through the comments below about your friend and then make sure you read the instructions at the bottom. Have fun! 1. What time is it? 4:00 p.m., Central time, Wednesday 2. Full Name? Michael Joseph Lewis 3. What do you fear most? Loss of a child 4. What do you drive? 2000 Ford Explorer XLT 5. Have you ever seen a ghost? Yes. My ex-wife with no make-up 6. Where were you born? Fort Wayne, Indiana 7. Ever been to Alaska? Yes 8. Ever been toilet papering, rolling, or decorating trees? Many a time. 9. Croutons or Bacon bits? Neither. Croutons are a salty, white flour bread product and bacon bits are artificial. You should put crushed almonds on top of a salad. 10. Favorite day of the week: Saturday 11. Favorite restaurant: Portofino, Newport Beach, CA 12. Favorite Flower? Variety 13. Favorite sport to watch: Mixed Martial Arts (Ultimate fighting) 14. Favorite Drink: Nuclear Fizz wit

Having A Bad Day? Lol Thie Guy Who Wrote This Sure Had A Good Idea To Remedy The Situation!! Lol!!
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone... don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you ***don't*** know!! I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello". I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. So, I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of week! s, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You'

6 Mins Late
6 Minutes Late There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 6 minutes late. On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round. Following Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 6 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golf's left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 6 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed. The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was. They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up

This Could Be Us When We Get Old
This will warm your heart, especially if you have lost faith in > > human kindness. This letter was sent to the principal's office after an > > > > elementary school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. A > > > > little old lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was > > > > writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all mankind. Forward to > > > > anyone you know who might need a lift today! > > > > > > > > Dear Faculty and Students, > > > > God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior > > > > citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an Assisted Home > > > > for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and > > > > it's nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness > > > > to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio. > > > > Before I received this one, she would never let me listen to hers,

Wet
Wetness does not always pertain to water in an ocean, river or lake; Sometimes it refers to how I feel when I remember your embrace. I only have to think of you to remember me in your arms; My legs quivering, my mouth moaning I have fallen captive to your charms. I long to feel your body on mine to know the taste of satisfied love; To lie quietly in your arms we fit together like a hand to a glove. You are the sweetheart of my life you are my one sure bet; You never have to wonder babe . . . you can always keep me wet.

How Do Things Look To You Today?
How do things look to you today? The wicked will not rule the godly, for then the godly might be forced to do wrong. Psalm 125:3 NLT Seeking what is really there "Life under Louis XIV was not easy for the French Huguenots. They loved to sing psalms, but the king made an edict that forbade the singing of the Psalms almost everywhere. So the Huguenots went out to the fields and forests and continued their singing. Psalm 125 was a favorite of theirs, maybe because it said that the wicked would not rule the godly. Or maybe it was because the Huguenots could see something that Louis XIV couldn't see. Remember the story of Elisha and his servant (2 Kings 6:8-23)? The servant couldn't understand why Elisha wasn't bothered about the hordes of enemy soldiers surrounding them. It looked like disaster, but Elisha could see horses and chariots of fire surrounding the enemy soldiers. The same has been true for many other saints, including Paul and Silas, who sang at midnight

Poem
The sky turned dark and the rain came down Thunder in the sky lightning hit the ground I pulled you close to ease my fear Dribbling down my cheek a single tear How dare you leave me on an awful night Cause you know these storms give me such a fright If you cared for me even just a little bit You wouldn't just dump me and leave me in this awful fit Hold me please till the storm passes by If you leave me now alone i'm bound to cry Cry for you love that i once have known Even though your love for me was never shown I loved you to the ends of the earth and back But now i feel your love for me was just a silly act So take your fake love and leave me be It's ok i'll survive trust me you'll see. Another Poem By (Joe Blake)

Quiz Farm
You scored as butt. You love the butt. You love how its squshie and smoothe. You like to look at other peoples butt allllll the time. You are a loser and need to get a life.butt100%bOObs67%Penis50%belly button33%feet33%What body part are you most attractive to?(cool)((**PICS**))created with QuizFarm.com

Bloom
the sun rises brightening the day shining its rays down onto the soft flower slowly the petals open the bloom begins to show showing its beauty to all the sun goes down soft light from the room i see the bloom of my lover as she lays on the bed so tempting to touch the aroma drives me wild wanting to taste savioring each drop finally temptation takes ahold of me i can not stop opening the bloom tasting so deep using my fingers to open an hold probing all around hearing your soft moans diving in deep face covered in juice licking my lips not allowing any thing to waste watching you rise an fall with each breath you take feeling you hands on my head guilding me around taking my time wanting your complete pleasure finally a gusher comes forth as i drown in your love

Opening Statement And Introduction
I will be posting both my history and what I have learned though my search of the Clan Gangrel here. I will mark each entry appropriately. Well where to start I guess at the beginning. First an introduction, bows, I am SilverWolf. A Gangrel Vampire. I was born to the mortal world in 1955 and my given name is Rydian SilverWolf. At age 19 I met my Sire, though I do not know his name. I was embraced into the Blood on Oct. 31st, 1974. Shortly after my embrace, my Sire saught the peace of a funereal pyre. He left me with nothing more than a note and all the money I would every need. The note read," Learn what is in your Blood, follow it, it will teach you all you need to know." So I proceeded to learn what the new blood would teach me. After learning the immediate skills to survive as this new fledgling vampire. I did not at the time know what type of vampire I was. Everything inside of me screamed that I walked on the outside of normal cultures of most Kindred. But I attributed that

Narrative
This is a little bit of the infromation I had found at the beginning of quest to learn what the Blood would teach me. In my mortal life I was a jouranlist, so I will attempt to put together a history of the Clan Gangrel in one spot. Some of the information I have found and seems to be the most accurate is contained in 2 books the first entitled Vampire the Masquerade and another entitled Gangrel Handbook. But I will try and break the information down so that most who read this will understand the inforamtion. There are a few rules all Kindred follow and they are:::: 1) We never reveal what we are to anyone 2) We hold to no prince or their laws 3) We swear loyalty to no one but our clan 4) Our history is never written down but told in stories from one generation to the next 5) We are the true warriors and we often fight for the fun of it 6) Our sworn enemies are Clan Ravonos, but we trust no one. In doing research on the Clan Gangrel I ran across some books called the Vampire Ch

My Search Begins
As I began my search for any information on the clan, I uncovered a rambling set of papers written by someone calling himself Lord Ashton. I have a strong feeling Lord Ashton was altogether sane when he wrote what he wrote. I had scaned a few if his moe amusing screeds and emailed them to variousdead friends on the net. It appears on the whole that Ashton was right- in the grand sweep of things- but he had apparently gotten several of the details screwed up. I will try to distill reasonable truth out of the stuff I've read, from Ashtons writingsand commentary on it, a few conversations I've held with older Kindred, history and common sense. I'm not going to guarantee its unassailable, but its the best picture I can piecetogether out of the amalgam of myth, history and bullshit that I've gathered over the last 30 years.

Cainite Legend
I hold a pretty plan opinion on Kindred legends about the fall of Enoch and about Ennoia's relationship with the Ravnos Antediluvain, whom some call Ravana: I think they're mostly specious or legend misinterpreted as fact. I'll talk more about this later when I talk about the Rroma. For now, here's the legendry as I understand it. Ennoia and ravana were sister and brother in dome sense. After the Ancients killed the second generation and Caine cursed them, the siblings wandered westward onto the vast steppe of Central Asia. They encountered native tribes, mostly nomads and wanderers and the found sustenance and companionship in them. They Embraced childer creating the creatures we now think of as Methusetahs of the Gangrel and Ravnos clans. A few myths place the number of the 4th generation Gangrel at 4 or 5, but I think that number might be conservative. As I said before, the only witnesses aren't talking. Legends say Ennoia did the same thing to her prospective childer that most Gang

Worship And The Witness Of The Word In Today's World
When we share our experiences from many different countries we find that in one sense there is not a single "world", but that the situations in which Christians are involved are many and varied, and that the reality with which they must deal and to which they must witness takes many different forms with different problems and different opportunities. As in the Book of Revelation, the Spirit says something different to each church. There is no one exclusive way to worship, there is no one form of evangelism, there is no one challenge given to all the churches. This does not, however, lead to confusion: in a real, if mysterious, way the variety of the Spirit's words to the churches becomes a coinage with a wide currency, assuming additional values. When one church hears what God is saying to it about its life, others may through that situation hear a word which helps them in theirs to ponder the fruitfulness of the word of the Lord. Are there yet elements which distinguish our varied

I Have Two Zodiac Sign
my birth one is Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com the other is the one I should have been Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com So I'm a little bit of both

Metrosexual Defined
Top ten definitions from the "Urban dictionary". By the way I am a loud and proud Metrosexual and my best friend is gay. I LOVE it especially living in Texas when other men wonder if I'm gay!! 1. metrosexual A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality. Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features. by Anonymous Feb 14, 2004 email it 2. metrosexual You might be "metrosexual" if: 1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase. 2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse. 3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights. 4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfa

Rapper Beanie Sigel Hospitalized In Philadelphia
Beanie Sigel was admitted to a Philadelphia area hospital Wednesday (Nov. 1) to be treated for a double hernia. The rapper woke up in pain and went to see a doctor, who discovered the hernias after a medical examination, sources told AllHipHop.com. Sigel is not exactly sure how he sustained the injuries, sources added, but the hernias may have come from a rigid exercise routine. Most hernias occur when a portion of the intestine pokes through the abdominal wall, creating a bulge. Hernias frequently develop in the groin or naval and can develop suddenly or over a period of months or years. Sigel is expected to be released on Monday (Nov. 6). For the full story log on: http://www.allhiphop.com/hiphopnews/?ID=6354

Regret
Daybreak, Once again I watch as the sun creeps over the horizon Slowly, with a menacing fashion. Overcome with that familiar feeling, I sigh. It showers me with its antagonizing rays, Portraying nothing but false pretenses. Yet another realization... Another eternity I prevail. I feel the hands of despair grip tightly How will I ever break free? Would you deny me the air in my lungs? In a humane sense, no. Yet without you I have no existence You are the air I breathe, The blood that circulates throughout me. Hard and fast I fall, Back into reality's cold and barren embrace. It welcomes with me a distanced illusion. You've taken flight - Off on a journey To seek answers to the questions you behold. Every day I witness as you soar higher and higher. I smile - How beautiful it is to watch you transcend. With my head held high, a tear in my eye, I know you will be all right. The tear is hot and with one quick swoop It falls... Searing the skin beneath that

My Song
09. Breaking The Habit 03:16 Memories consume Like opening the wound I'm picking me apart again You all assume I'm safe here in my room [Unless I try to start again] I don't want to be the one The battles always choose 'Cause inside I realize That i'm the one confused I don't know what's worth fighting for Or why I have to scream I don't know why I instigate And say what I don't mean I don't know how I got this way I know it's not alright So I'm breaking the habit Tonight Clutching my cure I tightly lock the door I try to catch my breath again I hurt much more Than anytime before I had no options left again I'll paint it on the walls 'Cause i'm the one at fault I'll never fight again And this is how it ends I don't know what's worth fighting for Or why I have to scream But now I have some clarity To show you what I mean I don't know how I got this way I'll never be alright So I'm breaking the habit Breaking the Habit Tonight

One Calvary Scout
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Calvary Scout is better than ten taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Calvary Scout is better than one hundred taliban". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The voice calls out again "One Calvary Scout is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap. There's actually two

Interesting Day
Well, I have spent most of today on Cherry Tap! Fuck, I am so addicted to this shit. I was reading kids books to my daughter, while checkin out peoples pages! What the fuck is wrong with me? I mean it's not like I negelected my daughter, we did go to the mall where she could play on dry play toys ( it rained all day ), we both ate good food, you know typical stuff. I am just hooked on this site.

What Kind Of Weather Are You
You Are Rain You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?

The Vibrator
AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE." A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM

Schoolboy Crush Part 2..
Schoolboy crush.. part 2. Again", Rick stated. "Yes Sir, i surrender, i am yours". Tightening his grip on her hair, he pulled her head back and to the side. She could feel his breath as it grazed the back of her neck, then lingered by her ear. The anticipation was building inside her. Then Rick felt her body begin to relax in his grip, he knew she was beginning to submit to him. Present, was all he said and released his grip. Dana quickly scurried to all fours, head down and remained very still, waiting for his next command. There was none as he lifted the fishnet sheath and exposed the pearly white flesh of her ass and the rose pink of her pussy. Very methodically he began inspecting her. First at her feet, each of her dainty toes, were perfectly polished. He noted she took good care of feet and the rest of the package most assuredly would be the same. Lightly his hands glided up to her small ankles, then along her smooth and toned calves. With a small backhanded slap

Attention, Gi Joe.
While you are here in Germany, you're girlfriend is back at home sleeping with the milk man. Why not leave Hitler alone and go back to your homes before she gets free cheese? Silly Nazis. So, I read this book today about a tank gunner in WWII. Clearly it made me think of free Nazi cheese.

Some Weird Sex Laws...
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet be

"tear In Your Hand" - Tori Amos
"Tear In Your Hand" All the world just stopped now So you say you don't wanna stay together anymore Let me take a deep breath babe If you need me Me and Neil we'll be hangin' out with the dream king Neil says hi By the way I don't believe you're leaving Cause me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream I think it's that girl And I think there're pieces of me you've never seen Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen well All the world is all I am The black of the blackest ocean And the tear in your hand All the world is dangin'... Dangling'...Danglin' for me darlin' You don't know the power that you have With that tear in your hand Tear in you hand Maybe I ain't used to maybes Smashing in a cold room Cutting my hands up every time I touch you Maybe maybe it's time to wave goodbye now Time to wave goodbye now Caught a ride with the moon I know I know you well Better than I Used to haze all clouded up My mind in the daze of why it could've n

Hot Sexual Taste
You whisper into my ear Sweet things that make me weak, Then you look into my eyes With your mysterious provocative gaze, Causing you to touch my skin To feel the burning of your flames, Caressing me with a love that is real, Then you kiss me... As I feel your wet eager lips Our hungry tongues indulging in their craving, To feel the poison... Of your blood boiling throughout your soul Sending electrify emotions Stimulating pure intoxication, As your hands flows over me; Touching every curve and every part of me... It seems I move my legs apart automatically, As you lift me on the mystical ride While my body you know I will guide, Just listen to our song Making love all night long, The flames of passion, desire and love Is taking control over us, You put your hands in my breast, As I feel a sensation so exciting, When you kiss my nipples with your eager lips Every time you do that, It gets more and more fulfilling Let me feel those sensations, As I feel yo

New To This Place
I came here chasing a woman, one of the sexiest I'd ever seen. A little firting on another site lead to a few brief messages and then she invited me here. It's a good start I think, but I'm still such a long from where I want to be (with her)... :)

Sex, Lies And Cyberspace
Very interesting article. By Regina Lynn | 02:00 AM Sep, 08, 2006 Keeping my eyes open, I cannot afford to sleep, Giving away promises I know that I can't keep. I've been away from home for almost a month, so I didn't know until this week that the September issue of O, The Oprah Magazine includes an investigative piece about, well, investigations. Specifically, using keystroke loggers and other snooping software to gather evidence of infidelity. Whether such spousal spying is ethical is, like most affairs of the heart, largely situational. It's not necessarily legal, either -- evidence gathered through cyber spying may not be admissible in court in a divorce case, because only the government is allowed to place wiretaps without a court order. Meanwhile, it's no secret that cyberspace provides a false sense of security for many an illicit liaison. I've long felt that people who ask The Question ("Is cybersex cheating?") want one of two answers: yes or no. If they're involve

Well I Just Mad It On Today
So I just made it on today, I love it. I love the ability to interact with so many people and if you want sexually and if you don't want to then fine!! Very cool!! What does everyone else think? Baron

Two Craving Souls
Two Craving Souls I'm so lost for words, I can hardly think, My heart is pounding; my knees are getting weak... My hands are shaking, my typing is obscure, I look up at my screen, in my heart I know for sure... Right here right now is where I see his face, This mind entrancing place we call cyber space... This could be so beautiful; it just feels so right, I'm thinking to myself I must have all of him tonight... Mixed, unsettled emotions are clouding my brain, Thoughts are being switched between pleasure and pain... In the very least to no surprise, It's become moist there between my thighs... With a simple click of the enter key he now knows, Deep inside of me is where he goes... No pleasures go unshared, Computer screens are flared... Before you enter inside of me so deep, I beg for you to take me to my peak... With your tongue I want you to taste, All those desires that I hold for you in that place... Circle it, tease it, She's yours now, just please it...

What Disny Toon Are You
You scored as Cinderella. Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.Cinderella81%Peter Pan69%Donald Duck63%Sleeping Beauty56%Cruella De Ville44%Goofy44%The Beast38%Pinocchio38%Ariel31%Snow White0%Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?created with QuizFarm.com

Wats Urs?
Knuckle SkinnerPeople Iced:Twenty SevenCar Bombs Planted:NineteenFavorite WeaponRusty ChainArms Broken:Thirty ThreeEyes Gouged:Thirty ThreeTongues Cut Off:SixBiggest Enemy:Dry DuckGet Your HITMAN NameAWSOME-GAME

"stardust"
TWIZTID LYRICS "Stardust" Im not here now, gimme a call back, leave me a message tell me what the fuck is goin on, Alright peace. Oh my god, I just had a fuckin' dream about this shit called 'Stardust', dog. Me and you are gonna change the world, We're gonna be the new Ron Popeil. Our commercials on every channel, I'm telling you this shit is fuckin'.... And did uh, Lavel call you talking about a place to stay or something? I think he said he's gonna kill his moms, man call me back dog. [Madrox] Step right up, ladies and gentlemen have a seat I'm about to show you a product, everyone is sure to need This product I have right here, is small and light in weight And can be concealed in any handbag or briefcase Stardust We're not sure just what it does But the response has been overwhelming, from clients that tell us "If it wasn't for this here product and so on...." Man, there's so many letters, and they go on and on It's a miracle in a bottle, and it sells it

Rough Sex Facts
DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Giving head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent....................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft........................

People On Here
I have been reading a lot of profiles the last few weeks there are some really cool people on here.I have read a lot of mumms as well and I feel for the people that are confused and like the ones that make you think.Thanks guys and gals for the great time here.

Quotes Of The Day For 11/8 - Joy
"There is no pain so great as the memory of joy in present grief." Aeschylus "We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world." Hellen Keller "The deeper that sorrow carves into your being the more joy you can contain. Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter's oven?" Kahlil Gibran "We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them." Kahlil Gibran "In reality, in love there is a permanent suffering which joy neutralizes, renders virtual, delays, but which can at any moment become what it would have become long earlier if one had not obtained what one wanted, atrocious." Marcel Proust "If you were all alone in the universe with no one to talk to, no one with which to share the beauty of the stars, to laugh with, to touch, what would be your purpose in life? It is other life, it is love, which gives your life meaning. This is harmony. We must discover the joy of each other, the joy

Democratic Convention Schedule
>Subject: Democratic Convention Schedule > > > >7:00 P.M. / Opening flag burning. >7:15 P.M. / Pledge of allegiance to U.N. >7:30 P.M. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. >7:30 till 8:00 P.M. / Non religious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson >and Al Sharpton. >8:00 P.M. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. >8:05 P.M. / Ceremonial tree hugging. >8:15- 8:30 P.M. / Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding. >8:30 P.M. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. >8:35 P.M. / Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan -- Susan Sarandon. >9:00 P.M. / Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender -- >French President Jacques Chirac. >9:15 P.M. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. >9:20 P.M. / Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant >fund. >9:30 P.M. / Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo >Bay . Sean Penn. >9:40 P.M. / Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson >Clinton. >9:45 P.M. / Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. >9:50 P.M. / Dan Rather presented Tr

And Yet Newest !
Sought and yet have never found One who does the heart impound And keep forever as there own Searching in the great unknown Need the touch and need to know If one can make loves seed grow And bind me to her with her kiss And keep me longing in eternal bliss To ache for her and her alone Let my love for her to be forever shown And hold her in my arms at night And feel her till dawn does light And never live in land of doubt For she’s the only I can’t live without A burning soul for her so true I have waited long and over due To get so lost inside those eyes I wonder if it would surprise That one could hold me without spoken word In her eyes would be all the love I’ve ever heard By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Home Depot
HOME DEPOT Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the tw

Wal Mart Application
In case any of you need to complete an employment application, this may be of help. WAL-MART APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Jack Buckley (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place ? DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. ! REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

Men R Like
Men Are Like.... 1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can’t believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ...Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.

Bullshit .updated..
Okay I think I am fucking done talking to people now. Every fucking time I say something they always take it wrong. Like the question 'whats wrong?' just because my life is fucking shitty don't mean you or anyone else had any control how my life is. It's not anyone's fucking fault but my own. Yes I fucking hate living in Indiana, Yes I fucking hate living with my fucking mother and her husband. He fucking hates me, I hate him whoopie motherfuckin' doda. I want to just disappear from everything and everyone go somewhere where no one fucking knows me. I am really fucking tired of all this god damn bullshit. Last insodent I just wished my ex a happy birthday he asked me what's wrong...I said my exact words were besides the point i hate it here nothing life is just peachy...NOTHING HAS TO DO WITH YOU. I am fucking happy for you get that threw your fucking head, yeah it hurt that you left me boo fucking hoo on my part I got over it. I am not going to stick on someone who doesn't wanna be wi

Comments, Anyone?????
I went through EVERY photo alert and commented. If you want some, holler. I am fucking bored and would be happy to boost some peoples out. I am also making my way to each and every friend's page to make a comment. Sad, but that's the way it is.

How Abnormal I Am
You Are 28% Abnormal You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

What I'm Attracted To (part 2)
You scored as The space between the legs. Sure, there's no strait guy alive that isn't attracted to the vagina, but you just find yourself thinking about them more than other people but it's ok because you know what you want.The space between the legs92%Ass man83%personality71%Mouth man67%an eyes person63%Breast Guy58%What are you attracted to in a girlcreated with QuizFarm.com

Dedication To Cody Warren
Tonight is the last football game for Gordon Central. The football players and the Blue Wave Marching Band are dedicating their performance tonight for our fallen, but brave, soldier. Please join me in saying a special prayer for all our BRAVE soldiers out there. Dear Lord, Please guide and protect our Troops from all harm. Please bring them home safely as they serve our Country and Fight for our freedom. Amen NOw please join me in a special thanks to our Soldiers out there in this NASTY war. Dear Brave Soldier, I am saying a prayer for you to be protected and come home safely. I want to thank you for all that you have done and are doing for us out there. Thank you for our Freedom and our Protection. RedMEx Shelia G.

My Girl's Power Color
Your Power Color Is Lime Green At Your Highest: You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?

My Brain Pattern
Your Brain's Pattern Your mind is a firestorm - full of intensity and drama. Your thoughts may seem scattered to you most of the time... But they often seem strong and passionate to those around you. You are a natural influencer. The thoughts you share are very powerful and persuading. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

The Gentlemens Club
One day, three friends went to this "A Dublin Strip Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a €10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the €10 and put it on her butt. Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a €50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the €50, and puts it on her other cheek. Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.

One Peice Of My Writings.
Untitled Depression corupts my soul. Englufing me. Going on forever. Ending? Never. Its like I'm on display. For people to stare at. Their entertainment. Forever banished. To my little glass box. This is a little something I wrote when I woke up this morning...I have open notebooks everywhere in my house...You never know when you'll get inspired or when you get past writers block and you have to write it down before you lose it. I wrote this in my bathroom closet notebook...So, tell me...Did you like it? If you didn't its ok. You can tell me. Its just something I jotted down this morning...I'll post some of my better writings tomarrow.

Two Old Drunks
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE." THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!" "DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? "WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER." HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH." " A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?" "WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."

Be Who You Are
don't try to impress anyone else. the right person will like you for who you are. if they don't, they aren't your friends anyways. So what if insecure idiots call you fat, ugly, or unattractive. there's so many people in the world that there's no time to worry about the insecure few, so get out there and be yourself and the rest will fall into place.

Cyber Dove
Oh mourning dove who cries in the night, Spread your wings but don't take to flight. Stay where space and time stand still, And dream with me a lover's tale. Oh mourning dove, why do you weep, Here is the place where souls don't sleep. Please hear my words, Oh mourning dove, And wipe those tears, for I'm in love.

Creed Of Shadows
Believe in thy own self as we are children of this earth. Remain strong as we are one with all nature and spirit. Retain thy rites of worship and keep always our secrets private. Sanctify thy body for it is the one true temple where dwells divinity. Keep sacred always your altar within and hidden in the wilds. Love whom you will consensually in total honesty without guilt. As sisters and brothers, always regard each other as equals. Love and protect all loved ones even at the sacrifice of your own life. Be you rogue, be you of coven, remain forever loyal with your kind. For together we are many as apart we are of one mind and soul. For as the ashes of our ancestors had risen during our burning time of persecution. So shall our presence of knowing forever burn wild within the nurturing embrace of our continuance. ® Witches Of Lore 9/6/1996

Whore Train! Choo-choo!
For those of you that don't know, this is called a whore train. The way it works is you click reply to this blog, copy and paste this in a new bulltin with a link to your profile at the bottom. The rules are simple, 1. Don't jump in front of the conductor. 2. Don't try to take anyone elses seat. 3. Rate EVERY PROFILE in front of you a 10. Tanks For Joing This Whore Train. (Be careful that you don't catch herpes!) martese@ CherryTAP The Bitch Is Back!@ CherryTAP B_enny@ CherryTAP Madhatter@ CherryTAP Bri@ CherryTAP Dead Body Man@ CherryTAP daddy@ CherryTAP t-dawg@ CherryTAP

Fakes
IM BEGINNG 2 THINK ALOT OF U R FAKE CLAIM UR JUGGALO FAM WHEN UR NOT! SOME OF U DONT EVEN HAVE A CLUE AS TOO WHAT THAT MEANS. ALL U DO IS PRENTEND TO BE FOR THESE DUMB AND USELESS PTS. OUR LOUNGE NEVER EVEN HAS ANYTHIN GOIN ON ANYMORE NO ONE HARDLY TALKS TO ME. I FEEL JUST LIKE I DID ON MYSPACE BORED AS HELL EVERY NITE HOPIN SOMEONE WOULD START THE LOUNGE UP AGAIN! im also tired of seeing womens asses and tits i dont care what ur shit looks like so i deleted a person cuz all their icon was of her ass n tits i shouldnt have to see that shit. who cares if u have the best. When i first came 2 this site i thought it wuz cool cuz i meet alot of lo's n leet's on here but now no one talks back so now im beginning 2 think u all are fake az hell!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday, Nea
I have a daughter.. she adopted me and I adopted her when she was around 12 or 13 years old. It's a very strong emoional attachment. She's 22 now, getting ready to get married and plans on starting a family really soon. Her babies will be my grandbabies. She is a person that I am most proud of. She works hard, and has been working that I am aware of since she was 16 years old. Her ethic is remarkable. I don't know, if I really played any part in helping her become who she is. It's a nice fantasy to think so. But, you know it doesn't really matter. What matters, is that she is just a great person. Her birthday is tomorrow. And I want her to know how proud I am of her, how much I love her... and I hope her birthday is the best one ever! Love you Nea... xoxoxoxoxo, Mommy

I Appreciate The Nice Guys
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk. I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants. I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised. I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy". I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things. I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date. I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy. I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

Remember A While Ago. . . .
Remember a while ago, when I was safe in your arms, when I felt okay about me. Before there was hurt, before there was neglect. Before you made me feel like everything I left. There was a shared demon, it passed from you, into me, tainted. I remmebe that still. It lives still and begs for release. It has things to say, bridges to burn. It hurts and is like a sullen child. Remember when I found safety from terror in your arms. before you turned from me like I was nothing. I know now I was nothing, A pair of arms, legs,breasts. Like all those before and after me. Difference is, I have a part of you inside. The demon that seeks and screams the one that was awoken the one they stirred and shooke th gilded cage. Katie bar the door, its lose. I can feel it behind my eyes. And I adore it, the feel the teeth and lust for blood. The violence itching at my hands. Thank you for this gift. I will not be returning

Candlestick
candlestick It is nearly 5 am in the morning. I feel as though I should be doing something...hmmm what is it? OH sleeping... but for reasons untold I cant. There are recent events happening in my so called life that keep me up at night. Some call this being a night owl. If that is what it is.. so be it. However, thoughts that I have been pondering are as follows.... Why is life a game? Who is really playing? Sometimes I feel as though whatever I do, the things I receive in return aren't any of which I would like. Life is merely playing tricks or cheating me out of being "happy". I mean dont get me wrong... I have wonderful friends (old and new) a great family (who is usually supportive of my goals), and I am getting everything back on track. But then one thing comes like a storm and blows it from underneath of me. Why do so many people play games to get what they want? I feel that a lot of people use others to get what they want and when they want it. Not really

Tantalizing Taboo
Tantalizing taboo Great experienced Lover Adventurous, naughty and primal Yet Big Beautiful Goddess wants something taboo Anal pleasures.Hmmmm Strong sense of primal lust Yet even my raging sexual beast is timid Societal taboos wall me away Shall the wall come down? Raging sexual passion Grand Might Goddess direct and determined Sexual God within demands his needs met Finally a crack in the wall Warm cinnamon oil rubbed generously On her plump divine tush The same with my throbbing Phallus Then the moment of truth as the head gently presses forward Wow oh Fireworks moment of truth What have waited for so long Union of the Goddess and God Power, mystery, raw passion Faster, Deeper, harder she commands The god responds with his own power of “invasion” Occasional spanks and caresses His phallus, her Tush, completely one Massaging her clitoral button Screaming and praising his t

Trolls
Trip trap trip trap... One of the features I enjoy and also don't enjoy about this sight is that I can see who's trolling my page. Sometimes, I don't want to know these things. I know they say you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, and I do realize that Ted Bundy was quite charming and kind of a looker, but you boys take some of the worst web cam photos. They are creepy and not fun to look at when I'm investigating who's trolling my page. Am I just a complete egomaniac for having pictures of myself that look somewhat decent? I guess it's a guy thing. I don't know, but those web cams make y'all look a bit creepy. So not flattering. Well anyway, I'll try not to read into it too much as I already have plenty of other phobias. I'm not putting trolls at the top of the list. Just one word for you creepos out there. Photoshop! Does wonders for complexion. Let's get creative kids, you're already wasting enough time on the computer as it is.

A Soldiers Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhap

A Few Thoughts On Glock Pistols...
Let me start this off by stating: Up until very recently, I was not a fan of GLOCK pistols. I had nothing against them, they just weren't for me. This was totally based on reading, no handling whatsoever. The other day, I went to the shooting range to try out a cartridge that I have not shot yet (.40 S&W). I found out that they had a Sig p226, Glock 23, and a Springfield XD-40. I had already shot the XD-9 at one point with my girlfriend, and was fond of it. So I decided to try the Sig out first, I really couldn't get myself to like the long trigger reach on the first (DA) pull, but it was nice afterwards, but the recoil was a bit abrupt. Having already shot and liked the 9mm version of the XD, I decided to give the GLOCK a try... Wow... what an easy to control weapon. Even doing a simulated tap, rack, target drill was quick and easy. The grip angle (what a lot of people complain about) was actually quite comfortable (kind of like a combat revolver to me) and helped to control t

Sword & Shield ---- Europe After Rome
The broad sweep of European history between the fall of Rome and the Mongol invasions is much to complex to enter any detail here. European civilization retreated eastward to Constantinople, while the so called barbarian kingdoms ( the Visigoths, Ostrogoth's, Saxons, Franks and so on) infested the rest of the continent. Succeeding centuries show a recurring theme: A wave of barbarians sweeps into Europe from the Russian steppe: the barbarians fight against the current residents of the area; the barbarians settle down and are assimilated into local society and their descendants take up arms against the next wave if barbarians to sweep in. Throughout these centuries the Gangrel characteistically refused to stay put. Although our ancestors walked among the Angles, Saxons, Goths and practiclly any other groups in which they could find sustenance. When these people settled down into nations the Gangrel found it preferable to abandon them. After all, no sooner would the barbarians settle th

Double Stuffed Part 2
We all lay back in the aftermath of our first fuck session of the evening which for me was the most exciting of my life until then. I was lying next to Tonya, Sam and Mary were next, and then Beth and Eric. I think I kind of passed out for a few minutes and was pleasantly awakened by Tonya lightly rubbing my cock up and down. We were both on our sides facing each other and I began to massage her fabulous tits with one hand and rubbed her ass with the other. I don't think either one of us was ready to start anything else just yet, so we were content to keep it at this pace. I looked over and saw that Sam and Mary were doing similar things in the middle of the six of us. I looked past them to Beth and Eric and saw that they had become more active than the four of us. Beth was lying on her side facing me and Eric had reached around and started to play with Beth's great tits. I also noticed that Beth had lifted her left leg and, although I couldn't see, Eric was fucking her either in he

Twins – A Parable
Once upon a time, twin boys were conceived. Weeks passed and the twins developed. As their awareness grew, they laughed for joy: "Isn't it great that we were conceived? Isn't it great to be alive? " Together the twins explored their worlds. When they found their mother's cord that gave them life, they sang for joy! "How great our mother's love is, that she shares her own life with us!" As weeks stretched into months, the twins noticed how much each was changing. "What does it mean?" one asked. "It means our stay in this world is drawing to an end." said the other. "But I don't want to go," said one. "I want to stay here always." "We have no choice," said the other. "But maybe there is life after birth." "But how can there be?" responded one. "We will shed our life cord and how can life be possible without it? Besides, we have seen evidence that others were here before us, and none of them has returned to tell us there is life after birth. No, this is the

What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

25 Most Important Questions In The Universe
5:30 am Wednesday November 15. It DARK OUT. Chilly. All Kids are asleep. WTF am I up? Let me think about it and get back to yall. In the mean time...Heres some questions to answer... 1. What Makes No. 2 Pencils So Darn Special? 2. Who’s That AOL Guy Who Eerily Knows When You’ve Got Mail? 3. Where Does Nougat Come From? 4. Is There One Move That’s More Likely to Win a Game of Rock-Paper-Scissors? 5. Which Came First, the Can Opener or the Can? 6. How Does a Word Become a Curse Word? 7. Can a Pregnant Woman Drive in the Carpool Lane? 8. Why Do Battery Letters Skip from A to C? Was There Ever a B-Cell Battery? 9. What Does McDonald’s Have in Common with the CIA? 10. Why Does Hawaii Have Interstate Highways? 11. Why Do Most Snooze Buttons Only Give You Nine More Minutes of Sleep? 12. Why Do We Call Them Grandfather Clocks? 13. Was Turkey a Bird or a Country First? 14. How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood? 15. We Know Nothing Better Has

The Empty Chair
"THE EMPTY CHAIR" Ben Steen copyright November 23, 2003 AS WE GATHER TO CELEBRATE, ON THIS THANKSGIVING DAY, WITH ALL OF OUR FAMILIES, LET US ALL STOP AND PRAY. CAUSE ALL ACROSS AMERICA, IN HOMES EVERYWHERE, FAMILIES WILL BE GATHERED, AT A TABLE WITH AN EMPTY CHAIR. ONE OF THEIR LOVED ONES, IS NOT AT HOME TO CELEBRATE, SOME ARE IN FOREIGN LANDS, AND SOME HAVE MET THEIR FATE. LET'S THANK THOSE MEN AND WOMEN, WHO KEEPS OUR COUNTRY STRONG, AND STAND AND SALUTE OUR FLAG, AND SING OUR NATIONS SONGS. CAUSE SOMEWHERE THIS THANKSGIVING, AS WE SAY A THANKFUL PRAYER, THERE ARE FAMILIES THAT ARE HURTING, AT A TABLE WITH AN EMPTY CHAIR

Provocative
I bite my lip. As I gasp for breath While your moving your hands Slowly... Down my hips. You take my breath away With your gentle touch Could this be more than some carefree lust There is emotion in your voice And that is what tells me different Is there anything that lies between us You kiss your way down from my neck Pressing your soft lips against my tits You place your hand between my thighs And I let out a moanful sigh Oh god, don't let this end It has been a dream Since we first began You whisper for me to hold you tight As you thrust yourself deep inside For a minute I cannot breathe This feels to good to believe You move yourself In and out, in and out I'm careful to not let out a moaning shout For I'm afraid to ruin the moment That is to come about... You tell me this doesn't have to end For we both have days to bend Suddenly with a smile You thrust yourself in so hard I let out an exotic cry This has to be the best day of my life You kiss

Position Secrets For A Faster Orgasm Every Time
Position Secrets for a Faster Orgasm Every Time by D. Claire Hutchins Email this page Print What is a good sex position if you are... [q&a] What can I do about leg cramps... [q&a] Men Confess: 6 Sex Positions They Love [article] Sex Positions for Fat Days & More [article] Hot Tips for Women on Top [q&a] When are you most likely to orgasm quickly? During solo sex. Why? Because you're in control. But who says you can't take charge of your orgasm during intercourse? In this excerpt from her book 5 Minutes to Orgasm Every Time You Make Love, author D. Claire Hutchins gives the play-by-play on exactly how to achieve orgasm at your pace -- however you want it: After you and your partner have participated in foreplay, however much you want, and when you feel ready for sex, have your man lie on his back, his penis aroused and standing ready for you to straddle him. Don't be in too much of a hurry to get him inside of you. Take advantage of the opportunity to display your

Multiple O's: Why One Orgasm Is Never Enough
Multiple O's: Why One Orgasm Is Never Enough "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!" Those are the words that burst from Cassie Webster's mouth the night she experienced her first multiple orgasm. "That night changed my life forever," recalls the 28-year-old lifeguard from La Jolla, Calif. "I'd had orgasms before, plenty of them. But I never understood what the big deal was. I'd come, he'd come, we'd fall asleep. Then one night, after I'd had my typical one-shot, my boyfriend kept thrusting. All of a sudden, I felt like I was going to come again. I just gave into the feeling, and my body exploded. It was as though I was rocking on the ocean and every wave drove these amazing pulses of pleasure through me." Now, Cassie says once is never enough -- and she's learned how to make multiple orgasms a regular event. Cassie's not the only one with the potential for plural peaking. You can make multiples part of your sexual repertoire too! "If you can have one orgasm, you can have

What Reindeer Are You
You Are Vixen Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about. Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa. Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Caitiff
You aren't sure where you came from. Perhaps your sire did an embrace and run. Or maybe your sire was an outcast himself. Either way, your powers are unique and really don't belong to any clan...or maybe a little from each. Because you of these circumstances, you aren't really sure where you belong. You tend to wander and do a bit of soul searching in your eternal life. Maybe some day...you have a while after all. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

Lit {poem}
[old writing] the dear bitter liquid enters me, so wet my mind grows warm and my cells forget such sweet poison drinking my fill painful numbing killing the burn, burning to kill careful walking the tightrope, well it's such a fine line between heaven and hell I'll walk the line and act so dumb forget the limits just to get numb so happy, just so giddy I giggle and grin forget it all again with a few shots more gin the beer washes down swift the alcohols starting to mingle I'm set adrift feeling waves of the sweet dull tingle o, such a good high deadened nerves sleeping cells balls of curve such sweet fire the burn then comes the spins and o, how my stomach churns good feelings float away it's time for me to quit & sleep at least until tomorrow ...or maybe next week.

Quintuplet Of Haikus
.1. gusting, scary winds... it's just fine, I'm in my bed safe and warm with you .2. my soul's fires flare, then burn like long-lost happiness ...and now you are gone... .3. along dark, cold waves --dark like the night, cold like you-- my tears flow away .4. my hate burns for you like frying blood, or scorched skin the sharp stench brings tears .5. beginning again is no longer an option... you have been ruined. ...I think this set tells a story...

Tell Me If You Can Read This!!
Suche gut gebauten Achtzehn- bis Dreißigjährigen zum Schalchten Der Metzgermeister Huete treff ich einen Herrn Der hat mich zum Fressen gern Weiche Teile und auch harte stehen auf der Speisekarte Denn du bist was du isst und ihr wisst was es ist Es ist mein teil - nein Mein Teil - nein Denn das ist mein teil - nein Mein Teil - nein

Reasons
see the reasons see them change see why i love you so see them glow see what means the world to me can you see why can you see my heart open for you time an time again holding you is heaven a kiss such bliss see the reasons before you please do not miss

Psycho!!!
from: Vampira* Queen of the Night* date: 2006-11-17 19:55:24 subject: Messages sent to friends. read receipt: Yes replied: No block user How dare you say this about someone else's child. That is a very low down good for nothing thing to do and say. You better hope I NEVER see your pathetic ass in winchester, cause if i do were gonna go rounds. You have alot of nerve yelling at one person for saying something then turning around and making the same comment yourself. My brother did not say this about ashley and your grandchild, he is not that kind of person. Ashley was the one acting like a whore and calling him all the time till she got what she wanted. You need to teach your daughter better and tell her to keep her damn legs closed. You better thank god that my mom dont live here or youd be dust! How would you like to be on the recieving end of someone telling you that you should pull the plug on your grandchild.. better yet maybe you should have pulle

Yay First Entry...yay.
so yeah...people need to stop being dicks and throwing their anger or frustration on others. i'm really thinking about taking a stocking job or something so i don't have to deal with assholes and get treated like shit...yeah the money is good but it barely gets me by anyways. ftr i'm a waiter...a damn good one at that. i train most of the new people they hire yet they put me in the worst shifts. now the only reason i don't bitch an moan like everyone else is because i'm "supposed to set an example" but even by busting my ass on every shift i work doesn't stop some managers from telling me i need to do more work as i'm DOING SOMETHING. yet they don't say a word to the 4 other people sitting around talking...bah. the only reason i haven't quit is cause right now i need the money to pay for rent and allt he other stuff coming up soon...also cause i can't find a job somewhere else where i'll be able to make as much... they've also said that once i'm 21 i can bartend and/or beco

Just A Little Humor For You All
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little MARK replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

More Fun
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this but me."

___ Ps3 ___ (intro)
___ PS3 ___ To the readers: I am a gamer. Growing up, it was always a dream of mine to be writer for GamePro or EGM or a magazine of that calibur. I've played games since 1986 - when i was 3 and picked up the controller of a Nintendo Entertainment System (which i still have). Fast forward about 20 years, and the rules of gaming have changed. In the good ol' days, there was never a need to spend a night (or more) waiting outside for a console to play games on. Generally, I've had good luck getting my systems before anyone else really did - or without trouble anyways. The exception came on the wednesday before the launch of the PS3. When it was reported that people were lining up since 12 am Wednesday Morning for the launch of the PS3, I felt compelled to take my place in one of the lines come Wednesday Evening - although all I really expected to wait was just Thursday Night. Best Buy had 40 systems, Wal-Mart had 6, and GameStop/EB/Babbages was sold out before shipments e

I'm Tired Of. . .
I'M TIRED OF. . . -people constantly taking self pictures to put up on facebook/myspace/CT. Once is okay, but every time you feel "cute?"! -people requesting you post memories. -people filling the air with senseless rhetoric. Take a breath every now and then. A little silence never hurt anyone. -people not waving at me for letting them cut in front of me while driving. So, I no longer let anybody in. They can miss their exit for all I care. -catching people being two-faced but not having the energy to call them out on it. I'm starting to get tired of always letting it slide when they have NO IDEA I know the truth. -people trying to change my plans when I've made it very clear what I plan on doing. I'm not living for you people, I'm living for me. Join me on the ride if you want. -bills. -people who complain about our economy/politics, yet they do not vote. -voicemail. If you know me, you know not to leave one unless it's super important. Hmmmm. . . I'M ALSO TI

Today
Today is a big day for manifesting what you want in your life. Manifesting basically means creating. So depending on your energy today if you have negative energy towards something or someone it will reflect negatively in the future. If it's positive energy towards something (like a job or finances or love or anything) or someone then positive will occur. There is no set time as to when the negative or positive can occur just that today is a big day to manifest. Take heed to what is posted here.

Telling A Blonde Joke
Telling a Blonde Joke A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

What Taror Card R You
You Are The High Priestess You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed. You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light. You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two. Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets. Your fortune: Something hidden, or latent, in your life is about to come forward. You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination. And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end. You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open! What Tarot Card Are You?

One Smart Turkey
When I was a young turkey new to the coop My big brother, Tom, took me out on the stoop Then he sat me down and he spoke real slow And he told me there was something that I had to know His look and his tone I will always remember When he told me of the horrors of, "Black November." "Come about August," now listen to me "Each day you'll get six meals instead of just three And soon you'll be thick where once you was thin And you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin And then one morning when you're warm in your bed In will burst the farmer's wife and hack off your head. Then she'll pluck out all your feathers so you're bald 'n pink And scoop out all your insides and leave ya lyin' in the sink Then comes the worst part," he said not bluffing "She'll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing" Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat. I decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked I'd have t

Da Update
The quality on all these pictures is less than great b/c I took them with a digi. Sometimes I hate digis. More may come or they may not. *shrugs* http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43446739 href="http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43446897/ http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43447405/ http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43447500/ http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43447603/ http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43447796/ the one I drew left handed http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43447935/ the one that drove me nuts today

My Dream
My Dream I have a dream, it is not as good as Martin Luther King jr's, but it is my dream. I'm the odd one of the family because of this dream. I want to be a pilot and i will do anything to be one. A pilot is like, A child with toys, A teen driving a car, a father with his family, all in one. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

No Matter
No Matter no matter what i do, no matter how hard i try, i still feel like i'm dead inside, i dont belive in luck, but i belive in fate, to much stress in this life to compensate, ive survive death for what i don't know, i pray that one day God's plan begins tonshow, ive watched my family die, it hurts so much, but hey, even thugs cry, i listen to music, because that is my crutch, people pre judge me, like i'm not a being, but look into my heart, and you wont belive what you will be seeing.

Another Love Poem
Captured with thoughts that fill my brain Wonder of one who see through life’s pain She seduces me with her smile and Eyes She is the one who does hypnotize And in her spell I long to be Sweet bliss for all eternity I think of sweet kisses to fan the fire I think of two who share the desire Passion sweeps us off our feet Never to part once we do meet Two bodies grind to the same pace Two souls share one common place Tongues that dance in heated embrace This flaxen haired beauty I can’t replace Faster we pound out the rhythm of love Her eyes hold me as she looks from above And keeps me held longing for more Makes me ache for what is in store As she rides me in waves that feel so sweet I feel her climax as we grind to our beat Yes use me you blue eyed angel with horns None can compare as each rose has it’s thorns I long for your orgasm deep and so strong I long to make loves passion all night long To taste you and bring you wave upon wave It is your sweet love ma

Times Winding Down
Well, I'm finally getting dates of when the unit will be home. I'm so glad to be finally getting something. I've been going nuts for days now. I don't have nothing definitive yet. He'll be coming home on one of the 5 different dates. I sure can't wait to get the call and find out exactly when he'll be making it home. I miss him so much and I'll be so glad to finally have him home and in my arms again.

The Mayonnaise Jar And 2 Cups Of Coffee...
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 cups of coffee... > > When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours > in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of > coffee... > > A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front > of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large > empty > mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked > the > students if the jar was full. They agreed that is was. > > The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the > jar. > He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between > the golf > balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They > agreed it was. > > The profes sor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. > Of course, > the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was > full. The > students responded with a una

Monoxide
Today is thanksgiving and I have a lot to say Im thankful for.I have my two beautiful kids with me and I also have my love monoxide aka michael.He makes me laugh all the time and smile all time.He is also a very wonderful lover.Very wonderful.hehe

Ending This Way
We challenged the rapids and cruised the calms. You held my heart in your palms. Like a rose, beautiful we grew. I didn’t think you were ashamed of who you knew. With no one around, you know who I am. With People around, you don’t give a dam. With love, you filled my heart. Without saying a word, you blew it apart. I know you don’t want me as your man, But you didn’t have to throw my heart in to the fan. My love for you, I confess. That’s where I went wrong, I guess. No hello or a how you do, I would have preferred a, fuck you to. I guess we arrived at the river’s end, I must not be your special friend. You, in time I know I can forget. That will be a day, I’ll regret. Strange was our connection, It did provide us some direction We shared some tears, We braved our fears. This must be the day, When we have to go, our own way

This Was Dedicated 2 My Ex-husband....trick!
THIS IS A POEM I CREATED ..SAYIN THIS IS WHAT THE CONVERSATION WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE MY EX-HUSBAND MISTRESS WAS HAVIN IN A NOTE [BTW-GOT HIM HEATED WHEN I DID IT]...Lol If I had three wishes, I would wish to trade lives, With a person so lucky, A woman, Your wife. Just to have one day of waking up beside you, Looking into those beautiful eyes, Tasting your morning lips. To make slow love to you 'Til we collapse into each other's arms. I want to watch you shower and and think of way 2 take u from them. I will make your breakfast and Send you to work with a kiss and a smile. I would love nothing more than to be that person You come home to after work, To greet with a hug. We can talk over dinner . . . Enjoy dessert much much later (smile). I want nothing more than to appreciate The beautiful, kind, caring, gentle, honest, loyal and loving man you are. [when your not cheating on her of couurse] I would love the chance To show you what you deserve and

Things Are Difficult...
.. when you have hiccups. Have you ever had hiccups so bad that you can't type? I'm messin up on keys and havin to start over.. life is hard when you have hiccups.. and that is my blog for today children..tomorrows lesson.. How to ride that bull for more than 60 secs.

Gospel Of The Witches Chapt. 13
Diana and the Children And there withall Diana gan appere With bowe in hand right as an Hunteresse, And saydê, 'Daughter, stint thine heavinesse!' And forth she wente and made a vanishing." -Chaucer (C.T), "The Knight's Tale." There was in Florence in the oldest time a noble farmily, but grown so poor that their giorni di festa or feast-days were few and far between. However, they dwelt in their old palace (which was in the street now called La Via Cittadella), which was a fine old building, and so they kept up a brave show before the world, when many a day they hardly had anything to eat. Round this palace was a large garden, in which stood an ancient marble statue of Diana, like a beautiful woman who seemed to be running with a dog by her side. She held in her hand a bow, and on her forehead was a small moon. And it was said that by night, when all was still, the statue became like life, and fled, and did not return till the moon set or the sun rose. The father of

Woman Tears
Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved. the ghost of a flower 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taug

Are You Addicted To Love?like Me?
You Are 76% Addicted to Love Might as well face it, you're very addicted to love. But you're not really getting the deep love you seek. Short lived, dramatic relationships are more your style. Let go of needing someone, and you may find someone you actually want. Are You Addicted to Love?

Go Vote Tappers
http://cherrytap.com/myimages.php?albumid=119606 Big Beautiful Breasts contest is now open. Winner will be determined by how many rateings they recieve. So go to the above link and rate the winner! Comments are welcomed but they won't count on decideing wins. So go check out these hot cherry tappers and vote for your fave...

Give Us More Fema
The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and then he hit the window of a passing car going 80 miles per hour. I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and sure enough the Saints go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants. All the young man wants to do is call his mot

Secret Santa!
DEC 1st Is the DEADLINE! LAST CALL PEOPLE!! Msg Me if you want in! The 1st Annual CherryTap Secret Santa We are organizing the first CT Secret Santa. This will be lotsa fun for those who join. The idea is to send your person something every day, be it an e-card a holiday joke etc. You need to keep them Guessing on who you are! You will have to give an email addy. If anyone needs one I have plenty of gmail invites. You may send your person a real gift if they are comfortable with giving your their real address. This will be at your persons discretion. The gift should be no more than $25.00 and should not be anything rude or perverted. We will Limit this to 20 lucky elves to start but can adjust if lots are interested. This is a good way to spread holiday cheer. I don’t wanna see perving and asking to see private pics. If that’s your game then don’t even ask to be in this. This is for “friends” who want to have some holiday fun. We will have a party in our lo

Here It Is
well i hope every one had a great holiday and i hope you think when you do think about all the soldiers that didn;t get to be withthere familys and better yet make them a care package let them know you care

The Things Music Can Bring To Mind
It's amazing how, no matter how I'm feeling, I can always find a way to express it in the music I listen to. I Don't Believe - Stabbing Westward I'm such an asshole I'm such a stain I just keep fucking up again and again You crawled inside my mind when you crawled into my bed Said everyhting I've ever longed to hear So perfect, so alive, once inside you sucked me dry Used me up and left me here for dead I crave it desperately, a cancer eating me An addiction too intense to be denied Worthless, I'm a whore, crawling back for more Pathertic how I feed off this abuse You told me that you loved me You swore that you loved me And I believed, now I know it was a lie [chorus] I don't believe I don't believe That I could be so stupid and so naive I don't believe I don't believe That there is nothing, nothing left for me Better Than Me - Hinder I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe

...chocolate
Chocolate, that is what she was. You know the instant you put it into your mouth there is a chemical response, a rush of positive feeling that is almost immediate. She elicited a similar response in him. As he looked up from his paper in the crowded hotel lobby to see her walking across it, that same response overcame him. A warm glow that felt as if it would turn his body into a flaming pyre was ignited. The heat burned to the outer edges of his ears as he watched her movements. She was dressed in a snug fitting cream colored short skirt and silk blouse that nicely set off her dark tan. Her blonde tresses were up helping to accentuate her long graceful neck. On her feet a pair of stiletto heels made every muscle and tendon of her gorgeous legs visible from where he sat 50 feet away. The attention of every male from 8 to 80 in the room was unavoidably drawn to her. As she collected the key to her room and headed for the elevator, though, he reveled in the satisfaction that he was the o

The Backseat Of A Car
As you pull my hair Say your words to god Shove my face down Down It’s all in love Whisper Please don’t ever leave Grinding teeth And scratching nails Struggle to breathe I am your sin The one you love to commit As I choke You scream my name I swallow your pride And we begin This ritual of decadence

Snow Prince And Princess
Create Your Glitter Text This will be a contest for the Snow Prince and Princess of CherryTap. We will take 10 Guys and 10 Girls. Voting will be by comments and you can comment as many times as you wish. In the event of a tie the winner with the most rates will win. It will run Friday at noon til Sunday at noon!!! Couples are encouraged to enter!!! But you don’t have to be a pair..it wold be cute tho!! Shell and I will run the contest. The prize will be a VIC gift and a special tag that Immortal Love will make!! This will be fun so come on and send me a message if you want in! Evil Overlords kicked ass lets make this one as much fun!!! ♥Immortal♥Love♥@ CherryTAP

How To Be A Good Cherry
I think some of you all need a refresher on What it means to be a good cherry!!! Ten Ways to be a Good Cherry! 1. Show love(Comment your Friends, Random acts of Kindness) I do this as much as I can. I try and show my friends I care even if I am BUSY! I may make them a graphic or leave a comment or send a gift. 2. If you visit thier blogs... Comment them. You took the time to go see what it was leave a comment ...its nice to do so.Rate them as well. 3. Help fellow cherries out. IF someone needs help, do what you can! 4.At least once a week pick 5 new cherries that just joined and befriend them!! 5. Stay out of the DRAMA. You can be a good friend with out getting involved!! 6. Do not put NSFW pics up as your display!!!Save them for your ADULT folder! 7. The most important thing! When you become friends with someone...DO NOT ASK THEM TO SEE THIER PRIVATE PICS!!! Its disrespectful. 8. Become a fan!!! Its awesome to fan people...its flattering! 9. Make a Sal

Reason To Drunk Like Me
Im drunk can ya tell? Who cares lol.Why Am I drunk well lets see hmmmmmmm first my mom is being a real bitch lately and she got on my last nerve today with her ungrateful ness. i bought groceries for house and instead of saying thank you she bitches about it not being enough that I could have gotten more at wal fart.WTF? Hello say thank you you poisiones cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!Ok vent about that finished for now.Second reason and sorry to guy reading this but damn if I dont feel like your room mate instead of your girlfriend.I need attention to sometimes.

Subject: Question?
subject: Question? WTF is going on with this site, peoples private albums whose I have been able to view before I can't now, I even checked with a few friends and they told me I should be able to view them but I can't, I think this new NSFW thing is fucking things up!!!!!

Naked???
It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my window!!!" The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room. "Where is he?" asked the receptionist. "He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel. The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment. "It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you know he's naked, you can only see him from the waist up?" "The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the dresser!"

Another Day Here.
another day of fussing with kids *pulls hair out* Well, it's another day of fussing and fighting with the kids. They are in bed but they don't want to go to sleep. I swear I can't keep doing this every afternoon and night. I really wish that they would listen to me. It's just getting worse and worse every day. Nothing that I try really works. I just want to pull out my hair and scream really loud!!! Anywho, I go back to the lab tomorrow for another day of clinicals. I'm excited really. I like this and want to keep doing it. So far it's been pretty fun and actually cool. I get to see all of the machines that you all don't see when you're going for lab work. They are really cool! Learning how they use them to test for different things is great too. A lot of the tests I can't see though. I could if I had time just to stand and watch the Techs but I don't. It's my job to gather the blood that they need for the tests. So far the women in there are pretty nice. I have attached myself to

You Were...
To my one true north..I love you baby...sweet dreams! "You Were Meant For Me" by Jewel I hear the clock, it's six a.m. I feel so far from where I've been I got my eggs and my pancakes too I got my maple syrup, everything but you. I break the yolks, make a smiley face I kinda like it in my brand new place I wipe the spots off the mirror Don't leave the keys in the door Never put wet towels on the floor anymore' cause Dreams last for so long even after you're gone I know you love me And soon you will see You were meant for me And I was meant for you. I called my momma, she was out for a walk Consoled a cup of coffee but it didn't wanna talk So I picked up a paper, it was more bad news More hearts being broken or people being used Put on my coat in the pouring rain I saw a movie it just wasn't the same 'Cause it was happy and I was sad It made me miss you oh so bad 'cause Dreams last for so long Even after you're gone I know you love me And soon you wil

I Did A New Blast!
Add me and fan me cuz I'm going to be huge. I'm going to be bigger than huge! I'm going to be on the cover of Rolling Stone magaz-- no, forget that. I'm going to be on the cover of Time magazin-- no! Forget that... I... I... am going to have... *more fans than Elvis*!Yeah! And I won't even be dead! Think about it.Really I am a huge geek but shhh don't tell! It will throw off my MoJo! I love you DJ,Shell,Jelly and all my other family peeps on here! Yeah so :P And if you arent my fan YOU should be cuz ill be your fan and we can stalk eachother..thats all folks!

Were Do I Begin
Man where to even begin.. well i thought he was the right one... Kinda like a forever thing....... he was oh so charming with a smile that shined like a diamond ring..I guess thats my problem always "Needing" a man.. when da hell is a man gonna need me is the question at hand... I been trying and trying to piece together my life..trying to determine my worth i need to rely on almighty christ.... Materialistic things dont matter although he destroyed that too... took everything i owned and left me to start a new... I can always get right back, but its my heart thats broke.. i did nothing wrong to deserve this, but yet my soul's been revoked... why in the hell cant i find someone for me... yeah i know im not perfect but juss accept me for me... Ive been talking to my exe's they vow to make it better, said i'll come home if ya want me to, we can storm out the weather.. But is that what i want another man right now? i mean thats seems

"quote This"
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php you goes here...type in your name or what have you and it gives yous a movie quote with your name substituted into the quote...this is fun...the movie is in the stars 1)i defy you! come and kneel before ROCK! *superman II* 2)Funny like I'm a rock? I amuse you? *goodfellas* 3)I am not a rock! I am a human being. I am a man. *the elephant man* 4)Remember, you're fighting for this woman's rock, which is probably more than she ever did. *ducksoup* 5)Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce rock. Aren't you? *the graduate* 6)We'll always have Rock. *casablanca* 7)Rock, for lack of a better word, is good. *wallstreet* 8)I'll get you, my pretty, and your little rock, too! *wizard of oz* 9)Of all the rock joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. *casablanca...hmmm, a twoffer* 10)You had me at 'rock'. *jerry maguire* lol...funny.

Frozen Pleasures
Frozen Pleasures The Sun is wanning Goddess of death blankets the Earth with her white coat Yet the fires of warmth and love rage beneath Big Bueatiful Lover Cuddles close, caressing and exploring Lips melting together and Moistened in our core Come with me She coos As She opens the door The winds of Odin caress our naked skin Niples rock hard Strange sense of primal lust invades me Our Garden of Eden Enclosed in totsal privacy Laying in eternal bliss Our Lovemaking journey begins The coldeness of her breath does not phase us Pasion raging, fire and desire Kisses deep and long, Passion rages The five senses all in harmoney and at work SNoeflakes caress her hardened nipples My tongue at work worshippig her Primal Core Then she demands to be fed, Her sexual hunger needs to be satiated Totally at one, feasting upon one others Sex The God and Goddess within us wont be denied Our Fire and desire melt winter's white blanket Finally the Great R

~~the Ability To Understand A Clean Joke~~
> >> Old Jewish Humor >> >> You may remember, or heard of the old Jewish Catskill Comics of >> Vaudeville days, viz., Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, >> Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, Myron Cohen and others. >> Don't you miss their humor? >> Not one single swear word in their comedy. >> Here are some examples: >> >> There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all >> night! I finally had to let her out. >> >> A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you >> comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." >> >> I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the >> airport. >> >> I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever >> finds out, she'll kill me! >> >> What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making >> love? "Honey, I'm home!" >> >> Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The >> thief spends less than my wife did. >>

The Way I Feel
So many times ive watched ppl say or do some thing they regreat and by the time they try to make amends its to late ........... A few rules in life i fallow Never go to bed mad at the one you love.......cause some thing might happen to them by morning before you get a chance to tell them your sorry....... what you do to someone will come back to you 3 times .......... so whatch what you do to ppl..... Courtesy of MsTags.com always bee good to one another

Subject: People's Private Folders!!
subject: People's private folders!! date: 2006-11-30 19:17:56 This is the last bulletin about this and I will drop it, But how come half the people on my friends list will not me into their private pix, how do they decide who gets in and who doesn't Mine are open to friends only, that should be the only options either friends only or the owner only, not this family bullshit!

The Sum Of Infinity
Can you measure the sum of infinity? Or reach the heavens and question divinity? Can you go where angels fly and there is no fear Where justice reigns and sin is brought to bear We are stuck on this speck of a home Unable to build machines to roam We can only guess at what lies in the vastness of space Will we find happiness or another race? Or will we find that we are all alone With only Earth to call our home The best minds have tried to solve these times But all I can do is write these rhymes

Supanova
I shine brita dan a supanova In deh ghetto deh ain't no 4 leaf clova The battle gettin heavy like murda, Next come the war like freakin taking ova Chorus Like Sephiroth I'll beat you with my supanova spell Spell like a book wiz from hell Hell hath no fury like a woman's anger Anger of the century Man if its too hot, Deh no where you run from my supanova I rhyme like its going out of style I kick ya in the gut mek ya spit out bile Trick ass hookas gonna be bending ova Broke ass fools gonna need a 4 leaf clova When justice comes the war is ova

Just The Facts
Looking at life with despair trying to beat this fear each day getting better following the plan to the letter when drama comes I aint dipping give up now you must be tripping keep spitting them lyrics on fire cant stop cause I never tire the flow comes from inside me I don't question just let it be

Been Awhile
HI everyone. Its been awhile since I've updated the information. Its been a really rought couple of weeks or so. THey where doing some testing on me to see how the chemo was working and I got bad news. The cancer was growing. We took a more agressive approach. We upped the chemo dosage. It really got me sick. I still feel week most days. I've finally lost my hair a few days ago. To any woman that is something very hard. I've lost another 10lbs or so. God I've got to stop loosing its getting bad. I'm still not ready to give up tho. I've got a son waiting for me back home. A family that is very supportive. Many good friends that have been there for me. There is also someone special that been there for me. His been very supportive and his one of a million. I have to go. I'm feeling weak. Take care all

Thank You Letter To Santa
Dear Santa, Thank you for the early Christmas "gift", it has made me feel a beautiful happiness which i have not felt in a very long time. It is wonderful to be able to smile like this and giggle like a little girl. Because you were kind enough to send such an amazing "gift" early i will not be leaving milk and cookies for you. Instead you will have a Don Carlos Robusto cigar and a bottle of Remy Martin XO cognac waiting for you. Sincerely, b

18 Ways To A Girls Heart
18 ways to a girls heart 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside to comfort her and hold her close

Is Anyone Reading This?
I got the sims2 pets and glamour life this past week so guess where I have been? I have a problem with the game dragging though..does anyone know how to fix that? I have been off work due to the kidney issue and now I just don't want to spend so much on gas going places so I am sitting home with the midget for a little while.

Cummmmmmmmmmmm Show Me Some Luv!!!!!!!!!!
HEY FRIENDS, FANS AND FAMILY I JUST FOUND OUT THAT LEAVING A COMMENT HELPS WITH THE VOTING AND VOT AS MANY TIMES AS U WANT. AND ALSO SPAMMMMMMMMMMM AWAY WITH TE COMMENTS..TY MWANSSSSS HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3850497396

Congrats
Braves wins 2A state championship I'm so happy that it's not funny! How local high school team won the 2A State Championship in football tonight!! They deserved it. They went undefeated all season long! They went the last two years for state championship but lost it. They have been lower state for 3 years now and finally brought home the gold! It is very well deserved. I am just as proud of those guys as if my son was playing!

Christmas Carol
When Christ was born in Bethlehem, 'Twas night, but seemed the noon of day; The stars, whose light Was pure and bright, Shone with unwavering ray; But one, one glorious star Guided the Eastern Magi from afar. Then peace was spread throughout the land; The lion fed beside the tender lamb; And with the kid, To pasture led, The spotted leopard fed; In peace, the calf and bear, The wolf and lamb reposed together there.

#1 Of The 88 Precepts
1. Any religion or teaching which denies the Natural Laws of the Universe is false. Okay, so this one is kind of easy. Mr. Lane made it pretty clear and absolute. But I'll explain what I think it means anyways. I believe that, when he refers to the natural laws of the universe, he is refering to the way the universe works. Every aspect of nature, from the movements of a microorganism to the creation of a new star, are governed by a set of irrifutable laws. Physics, microbiogy, quantum mechanics, all these mechanisms that occur naturally and have been proven through the scientific method can be collectively called the Natural Laws of the Universe. Now there are some religious beliefs, some faith systems, that deny the existence of these laws. Nothing is natural, according to some beliefs, but it is all a result of the will of a single, supreme being. Many believe that the universe and everything in it, from the smallest grain of dust to the largest nebula were literally created and

I'm There Inside Your Heart
Right now I'm in a different place, And though we seem apart, I'm closer than I ever was... I'm there inside your heart. I'm with you when you greet each day And while the sun shines bright, I'm there to share the sunsets too... I'm with you every night. I'm with you when times are good, To share a laugh or two, And if a tear should start to fall... I'll still be there for you. And when that days arrives That we no longer are apart, I'll smile and hold you close to me... Forever in my heart.

Bubba
BUBBA Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin 'em fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"

Wow...lol
My sister and I went to a small holiday party with a group of our friends. My sister’s best friend brought up the conversation of sex... It came up when this guy walked through the door…She turned to my sister, pointed towards the club entrance and said with excitement in her voice “giiiirl that’s him!” My sister said “him who?” She said “Remember when I told you that fool snuck in through my garage and caught me with my legs in the air?” My sister said “yeah I remember”. I said “your legs in the air, come on nah” She said “Shae, I know you remember my X named Robert, do you know that bastard snuck in through the garage and caught me with my legs so high in the air it looked like I was getting my diaper changed”.. We all laughed, because the thought of that is just too much. She went on to say that the guy that walked through the door is the guy that she was caught having sex with. She said, when her Ex came into the room and caught them having sex, he slapped t

Football!
I totally had so much fun today! I usually go and watch my huband play football and take pictures but us girls decided to play today. I did pretty good i tackled a few of the guys, i even ran the ball a little and one of the girls tried to tackle me but couldnt take me down, i even cought like a 30 yard pass and ran it some! It was a lot of fun and the next time we play i am sooo going to have to play too!

Calling All Sexy Assesss..cumm Give Me Ur Vote
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25 Things
subject: 25 things i wanna know about U!!! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? Yeah 2. How old are you? 20 3. Are you single or taken? taken I guess you'd say =D 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? depends on what it is, no I don't eat pizza or anything stupid like that with utensils 5. Do you dream at night? sometimes 6. Ever seen a corpse? no 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? yes 8. What is your full name? Dustin Allen Clemons HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? live your life to the fullest, death is just another way of saying 'slow the fuck down' 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? :O I dun like you like that pumpkin king ORFL 11. Do you trust the police? eh 12. Do you like country music? some of it 13. What is your fondest memory of me? umm when you were SUPPOSED to send me those 8 damn DKM cds!!! 14. If you could change anything about yoursel

Jeez Women Drivers
Driving to the office this morning on the M4, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 mph with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me (I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand! In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!

My Sexual Hidden Talent (1)
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Happy Holiday's My Ass!
OK! Gotta tell ya! I'm soooo fucking sick and tired of the few dictating to the masses. A few people are 'offended' by the phrase Merry Christmas. Let me tell you something about me. Last year was the first time in decades that I actually said 'Merry Christmas'. why? CUZ IT PISSED PEOPLE OFF!!! I say FUCK YA if you don't like the hearing Merry Christmas! If it offends you because you don't have 'Christmas' in your country ... FUCKING GO HOME!!! Thing is, Jews ain't the ones bitching! I don't care what they believe in. It doesn't bother me. Do what ya gotta for your own religion. Just leave us God believing peeps alone! If that fat man sitting crossed legged is your thing then hail Budda. I DON'T CARE! Just DON'T tell me I can't believe in God! And don't get me started on 'God' in the Pledge of Allegence. If ya don't like it ... GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!! We need GOD back in the schools! And most of all, we need GOD back in the GOVERNMENT!! This whole 'seperation of

Hurt - Christina Aguilera
Music Video:HURT (by Christina Aguilera)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were, but I walked away If only I knew what I know today Ooh, ooh I would hold you in my arms I would take the pain away Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wouldn't do To hear your voice again Sometimes I wanna call you But I know you won't be there Ohh I'm sorry for blaming you For everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself by hurting you Some days I feel broken inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just wanna hide 'cause it's you I miss And it's so hard to say goodbye When it comes to this, oooh Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I wouldn't do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes And see you looking back Ohh I'm sorry for blami

Polish Divorce
Polish divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?" POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home." LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It made of concrete." LAWYER: “Is she a nagger?” POLE: “No. She is a white woman.” LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one." LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations still in Poland." LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD play

Why Parents (should) Drink...
Why parents drink... Too good NOT to pass on! A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman" Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard what sounded li

Bloodless
i am a fallen angel of god himself im the wicked angel of death and destuction how did gods evil biding on earth the one who tormented and stole peoples worthless lives the one who people claimed to be the grim reaper but that is all but one name i go by i am nothing more than a shadow to most but to the few who see me fully i am the complete resercation of the dark side of god i am not the devil although he is evil i am so much worst than him for i have nobounders that i follow im free to do as i please but i must serve god or atleast that is till he forbaded me from my duties for now i am none other than the one and only bloodlessvampire the one who still torments and rips life apart the one who goes bump in the night the nightmare of childeren is not fake it is me and me only who torments there preicsous dreams for i have no heart its long been gone only god know were it is cause he himself took it from me so i could fulfill his will with out the pain of my heart for what i did

Thank You.
Hi there everyone! I just wanted to say a very BIG thank you to all of my friends here on CherryTap for being so supportive for the past month or so. Times have been tough, hard and stressful. However, its really nice to know whenever i come on CherryTap theres always someone to cheer me up. :D Thank you all for being there. :D Angel.

Hey, I'm Supergirl! Thanks Sara.
Your results:You are Supergirl Supergirl 95% Hulk 85% Iron Man 85% Green Lantern 80% Wonder Woman 75% The Flash 75% Superman 70% Catwoman 65% Robin 60% Batman 35% Spider-Man 30% Lean, muscular and feminine. Honest and a defender of the innocent. Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Whats A Gurl To Do ?
Gah ok first lemme start out by sayin this is my first blog on Ct so forgive any goofiness lol Anyways I have one question for the guys out there ,....... If ur wife is runnin a pretty much succsesful bussiness WHYYYYYYYYY do some of yall ( yes SOME NOT ALL ) but SOME....... preceede to put their noses in it and mess up my books n payroll and everyyyyyyyything GRRRRRRRRRRRRR Im so mad right now I coud spit nails and build 3 houses okies well Im sure noone wants to hear ranting ........... A nyways Im new to Cherrytap ad so far just loveing it!!!! drop by see me n rate me = ) Jamie (Mistafied1)

#5 Of The 88 Precepts
5. Secular power systems protect and promote religions, which concentrate on an afterlife. Thus, people are taught to abandon defenses against the predators of this life. OK, friends, thankfully this one is brief, as I'm about to collapse from exhaustion. Therefore, this will be a brief blog. So let's first look at the statement "Secular power systems protect and promote religions..." Here in the United States, we fancy ourselves a secular nation. There is no "State religion." However, religions are protected under the First amendment of the United States constitution. The power system of this country (the government and it's agents) want people to have the freedom to choose and practice whatever religion they wish. Some could even argue that the United States government promotes religious belief. Now, most religions focus on an afterlife. It's a punishment/reward system. Follow our teachings, do as you're told, and you'll go to heaven. Ignore our teachings, go against our wil

My Baby's Gone And I Am All Alone
Well, here it is. my own personal D day. Jason left this morning at 6:45 a.m. I don't know what to do right now. I don't know what to think. I am sitting here alone in my bed trying to make sense of all of this. The one thing that makes the most sense is that I have a man who is committed to his children. So committed that he left a great job to go be closer to them. I would never intentionally try to stand between him and his children. They need him he needs them. I need him too. Here I sit trying to figure out how I am going to make this work. I miss him so much that it hurts, but he has my heart and I am not giving up on him. Not today, not ever. I have to thank my friends who have been trying to help me through this. If it were not for you, I wouldn't survive. I love you!

Time Of Your Song
"Time Of Your Song" (Matisyahu) The world is moving to the song I hear, Who's that singing, wind is rushing in my ear, Mind gushing memories almost lost everything, Felony and fellows running in my dream, We were in the van where the hits were driving, Saw myself In the highlands at age 13 And I'm asking questions to the present day me, Moving backwards down the hill see we were posting. [Chorus] Moonlight illuminate my night and my days sunray make the people say And a vision something's missing so they're screaming out loud Keep my feet on ground and my head in the clouds. I'm the arrow, you're my bow, shoot me forth and I will go And I know and I go and I go get up and go Make me feel its for real tell me what you know. I don't need to glorify, Ate the apple of the tree and tried to lie, In the garden ill remember That's when I started to sing I said death brings life into uncertain things, Cut some slack for me Sun setting autumn breeze Sound is moving

Biohazard-sellout
So many times I've been lied to, blind to The ways of the world I've been lied to, blind to I never understand how this master plan speaking man to man Could ever give a damn Hypocritical stance don't make me piss in my pants You never care unless there's money to make I'll never sacrifice, I got no time in my life To fuck around with something that I know is fake You want to sell your soul, I'll never sell my soul You never understand exactly what kind of man that I am 'till you wear my shoes You think I envy your life but you never realize I always live the way that I choose Feel so much regret but you never let That make you live the truth You point fingers and lie, the harsh truth you deny Life is a game that you don't want to lose You want to sell your soul, I'll never sell my soul and be the one you disrespect and lie to the one you really want to live your life through the soul you sell is really your own because I'm the only one you can never lie to

R.e.m.-imitation Of Life
Charades, pop skill Water hyacinth, named by a poet Imitation of life. Like a koi in a frozen pond. Like a goldfish in a bowl. I don't want to hear you cry. Thats sugarcane that tasted good. Thats cinnamon, thats Hollywood. C'mon, c'mon no one can see you try. You want the greatest thing The greatest thing since bread came sliced. You've got it all, you've got it sized. Like a Friday fashion show teenager Freezing in the corner Trying to look like you don't try. Thats sugarcane that tasted good. Thats cinnamon, thats Hollywood. C'mon, c'mon no one can see you try. No one can see you cry. That sugar cane that tasted good. That freezing rain, that's what you could. C'mon, c'mon on no one can see you cry. This sugarcane This lemonade This hurricane, I'm not afraid. C'mon, c'mon no one can see you cry. This lightning storm This tidal wave This avalanche, I'm not afraid. C'mon, c'mon no one can see me cry. That sugar cane that tasted good. That

What Kind Of Intelligence Do You Have?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

5 Kinds Of Sex
Five Kinds Of Sex 1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. 2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. 3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom. 4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!" 5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!

The President And The Call Girls
One day, about a month ago, the president was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States... How much would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars." To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One hundred dollars." He then asked the redhead the same question. The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes... get my panties as low as my wages... get that thing of yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas prices... keep me warmer than my apartment... and... screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent."

What The Hell
there are a lot of people out here that actually care and will talk to you. I've met some great people here, you know who you are. But there are alot of people that are just here to look at pics. Now dont get me wrong, i like to look at pics too, but i rate them and try to leave comments on them. I do think that people smile when they see that some one liked their photo. I know i do. I'm not whining or complaining im simply stating that some people should stop thinking about themselves and maybe send some love out to others. Every one has problems, take the time to ask them about them. Some times just talkin about them helps. Ok im done ranting. Thats my story and im sticking to it.

30 Questions
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? yes plenty of times! 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? No what would be the fun! 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? last winter. 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? With someone. 5. Do you believe in ghosts? yes i do . 6. Do you consider yourself creative? all the time. 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Well, duh. Who doesn't? 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Angelina, baby! 9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? Yep. Bush is an idiot...that is all. 10. Do you know how to play poker? Badly, but yes. 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? yes but now I like my sleep. 12. What's your favorite commercial? the one about the um ....i dont remember 13. Who was your first love? prince-purple rain 14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? Nope 15. Do you h

Shepherd's Pie
Shepherd's Pie In a land where sheep were a main food supply, it is not surprising that mutton and lamb form the basis of many Scottish dishes. Here is the traditional "Shepherd's Pie" - the variant based on beef is usually called "Cottage Pie". Ingredients: Minced lamb - 450g (1 lb) Potatoes - 700g (1½ lb) Large onion Mushrooms - 50g (2 oz) Bay leaf 2 Carrots Plain flour - 25g (1 oz) Tomato puree - 1 tbsp Butter - 25g (1 oz) Milk - 4 tbsp Lamb or beef stock - 300ml (½ pint) Cheese - 50g (2 oz) Method: Dry fry the lamb with the chopped onion, bay leaf, sliced mushrooms and diced carrots for 8-10 minutes. Add the flour and stir for a minute. Slowly blend in the stock and tomato puree. Cook, stirring, until the mixture thickens and boils. Cover and simmer gently for 25 minutes. Remove the bayleaf and place in a 1.7 litre (3 pint) ovenproof serving dish. At the same time, cook the potatoes in boiling water for 20 minutes until tender. Drain well

#6 Of The 88 Precepts
6. History, both secular and religious, is a fable conceived in self-serving deceit and promulgated by those who perceive benefits. OK, now this one mirrors a popular saying I'm sure most of you have heard. "History is written by the victors." Not only is history written by the victors, those who "came out on top," but it can be manipulated by those who stand to benefit from said manipulation. An example: There is a jewish prophecy that states that the jews can not return to the "promised land" until a 6 million hollocaust sacrifice had been made. (See this article for more information: http://www.finalsolution88.com/prisoncamps.htm)So the jews had a vested interest in spreading the belief taht 6 million jews had died at the hands of Nazi Germany. If people believed it, then jews worldwide would feel that they could then return to the promised land, which was the newly-created Israel. Hence, we have the Hollocaust (or Hollohoax, as it were.) So you see that history, rather than be

Holy Land
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Position
POSITION : Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Momma, Ma JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such

Hmmm
I AM A JUGGALO... I AM AN INDIVIDUAL GUIDED BY LIGHT... I KNOW WHO I AM AND WHO I WANT TO BE... I RECOGNIZE THAT THE PATH TO SHANGRI-LA REQUIRES AN OPEN MIND.. I SHALL NOT JUDGE. I AM PART OF A FAMILY I SHALL LOVE MY FAMILY AS I WOULD MY BLOOD. I SHALL DO MY FAMILY NO HARM AS I KNOW WHAT IS DONE TO OTHERS SURELY WILL BE DONE TO ME I SHALL STRIVE TO HONOR MY FAMILY AND NOT DISGRACE THEIR NAME... I AM A NINJA... I HAVE NO FEAR. I DO NOT FEAR THE UNKNOWN FOR I EMBRACE THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD AROUND ME AND THE DIFFERENCES IN OTHERS I SHALL MEET ADVERSITY HEAD ON FORE I AM A SURVIVOR. NOTHING CAN STOP MY SHINE. I AM HUMAN... I RECOGNIZE MY FLAWS, I SHALL STRIVE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN CONTROL AND SEEK STRENGTH FOR THE THINGS I CANNOT. I SHALL CHERISH THE TEACHINGS OF MY ANCESTORS AND THE FAMILY WHO HAVE FALLEN BEFORE ME I HAVE LOVE... WITH LOVE THERE IS UNITY AND STRENGTH... LOVE DOES NOT HURT NOR DOES IT SEEK TO DESTROY. I TOO, SHALL NOT HURT OR SEEK TO DESTROY.

Funny!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a Labrador Retriever and I was buying a large bag of of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (DUH!) On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet: and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

A Girl Who...
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like, I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss... who you can talk to you about anything... who laughs at you

The Little Sparrow
Little Sparrow Once upon a time there was a non conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to Earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid. A cow passed by where he had fallen, and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings! Warm and happy, able to breath, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, and heard the chirping. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him. The Moral of the Story: Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy. Everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend. And if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, you might just want to keep your mouth shut.

My Other Blog Sites . . .
I have several blog sites already in existence. They are: www.popeeatscookies.blogspot.com which have over 650,000 hits in a little over a year. It is my blog for my ranting, views and jokes. www.misscynthiasboudoir.blogspot.com which is my erotic writing website. This is where I post all of my erotic stories. It has around 85,000 hits since February. www.smokinggurl.blogspot.com This is the a smokers' rights website that is mostly local for the Allegheny County, Pennsylvania (Pittsburgh)area, but it also has a lot of general information. Hope you visit them! Oh, and like I tll everyone, there is no advertising, pop ups or anything on them, so you don't have to worry about the whole spyware thing!

From Now On
SINCE I HAVE LOST ALOT OF FRIENDS I AM STATING IF U DO NOT LIKE A CARING NICE GUY U CAN TAKE ME OFF UR LIST CAUSE I AM TIRED OF WOMAN ON HERE SAYING THEY LIKE ME TALK TO ME THEN DROP ME SO IF U GUYS WANNA STAY ON I AM GLAD U WILL BUT FOR THE REST OF U LET ME KNOW IF U WANT TO BE OFF THAT WAY WE BOTH UNDERSTAND

Agravation
Ok I have the unique ability to read minds particulary michaels. But after the other night I have been left to weak to do this. I just asked him a question that he will not answer and it agravates me because he is wanting me to read his mind for the answer.This is really agravating.

Help Me
Dear Lord I pray That you help me get over this man I try not to ask too much of you I am doing the best I can I loved him so deeply I handed him my heart Slowly but surely He began to tear it apart I gave him my time I gave him time of his own He never made time for me He always left me alone I showed him how much I cared How much he meant to me I loved him with all I had He was my everything I always fought for us I always fought so hard I never realized He was just tearing me apart I was fighting for a love That was no longer there A love that was gone A man who no longer cared Now that it's over He is still on my mind Lord please help me To leave him behind He knew how much I loved him How deeply I cared Yet he kept quiet And let me stay there He was unhappy then But I am unhappy now I am trying to get over him But I really don't know how He's the first person I think of When I awake to sunl

A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think -

Blah Blah Blah
We won the cutest couples contest.. Was there any doubt?? hehehe! Thanks to all who voted esp Jelly who kicked ass ...I owe her big time... Goin out Xmas shoppin tonite with my mother. This should be exciting..I am being totally sarcastic hehe! Have a great day Folks oh and Play is in a Grinch Contest...so go show his pic some love ok? xoxoox

More Info
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Wanna Go For A Bite...
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting92%Chains/Handcuffs75%Bondage67%Whips42%Blind Folds33%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Creating
I'm usually good about posting a blog about something at least once a week. I guess I've been a little behind the last few weeks. So today was really thinking about the following. If you could create your perfect world for yourself around you would you do it? I would think most people would actually say yes but then you sit and think about it and you think to yourself well what can I do, I work hard as it is at my daily job or school and if you have a family that takes time as well so where would you take this extra time needed to make all your dreams come true. First off you have to decide what is really important to you. Is it to be well off financially? How about having your dream house? What if there was something you always wanted to do but didn't think you could actually do it, such as writing a book or traveling some where far off? All this is possible and then some. All it takes is thoughts. Yes I know what you're thinking, just thoughts is what it takes.

Shackles
This summer I bought some 18th century shackles... I can't fucking find them! I had them on my bed post then I took them with me somwhere and now I have no clue where they are. That freaking sucks. I liked them too nice and sturdy!

Rammstein-bestrafe Mich
Bestrafe mich bestrafe mich Stroh wird Gold und Gold wird Stein deine Größe macht mich klein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein (ja) Der Herrgott nimmt der Herrgott gibt Bestrafe mich bestrafe mich du meinst ja und ich sag nein schließ mich ein in dein Gebet bevor der Wind noch kälter weht Deine Größe macht mich klein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein Deine Größe macht mich klein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein du darfst mein Bestrafer sein deine Größe macht ihn klein du wirst meine Strafe sein der Herrgott nimmt der Herrgott gibt doch gibt er nur dem den er auch liebt bestrafe mich... ++++++++++++++++++++++ Punish me punish me straw turns to gold and gold turns to stone your size makes me small you can be my punisher (yeah) The Lord God takes the Lord God gives Punish me punish me you say yes and I say no include me in your prayer before the wind blows even colder Your size makes me s

Southern Folk
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: 1. Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. They serve breakfast 24 hrs a day, so let them cook something they know. 2. Don't laugh at people's names. Merleen, Bodie, Luther Ray,Tammy Ann, Mari Beth, and Inez have all been known to whip a man's ass for less than that. 3. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda -- this can lead to a merciless beating. Down South it's called Coke, even if you want a Pepsi. 4. Don't show allegiances to any college football squad that isn't an SEC team. All the others are a bunch of candy asses who get to play Wyoming every week. 5. Don't refer to Southerner's as a bunch of hillbillies. Many of us are/have been moreliterate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner), better educated, and generally much nicer to boot. We've got plenty of business sense (e.g.Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we can have laps

My Middle Name Means..
A : You like to drink. L : Everyone loves you I : You Are Great in bed. C : Best kisser ever. E : You are really silly. ------------------------------- A : You like to drink. B : You like people. C : Best kisser ever. D : You love to drink. E : You are really silly. F : You are dead sexy. G : You're wild and crazy. H : You have a very good personality and looks. I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore you. K : You never let people tell you what to do. L : Everyone loves you M : Damn Good Kisser. N: You love to drink. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite R : Fuckin crazy. S: Easy to fall in love with. T : You're loyal to those you love. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : Your friends are nuts. Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for. Z : Always ready.

What Is Your Biggest Worry?
What is your biggest worry? "The Lord continued to strengthen Pharaoh's resolve, and he chased after the people of Israel who had escaped so defiantely. All the forces of Pharaoh's army—all his horses, chariots, and charioteers—were used in the chase.… As Pharaoh and his army approached, the people of Israel could see them in the distance, marching toward them. The people began to panic, and they cried out to the Lord for help. Then they turned against Moses and complained, "Why did you bring us out here to die in the wilderness? Weren't there enough graves for us in Egypt? Why did you make us leave? Didn't we tell you to leave us alone while we were still in Egypt? Our Egyptian slavery was better than dying out here in the wilderness!" But Moses told the people, "Don't be afraid. Just stand where you are and watch the Lord rescue you. The Egyptians that you see today will never be seen again. The Lord himself will fight for you. You won't have to lift a finger in you defe

The Ultimate Advantage
The Ultimate Advantage Richard Roberts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of my good friends is the world-renowned tennis player, and now pastor, Margaret Court of Australia. Margaret won 66 Grand Slam events during her career-more than any other player in history. She told me that she won most of her matches before she ever walked onto the court because her opponents knew who they were facing and how good she was. She said, "You can call it psychological warfare if you wish, but they realized who they were coming up against, and they knew that I was going to beat them." Then she said, "But I also knew that I was going to beat them." It's a powerful advantage when you walk into a situation to know that you're going to win. First John 5:4-5 CEV explains the advantage over the world you can claim as a believer: Every child of God can defeat the world, and our faith is what gives us this victory. No one can defeat the

Tuesday Thoughts
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody. - Franklin P. Adams We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact. - Jean-Paul Sartre I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

Woodchucks
Let's get down to what's really important.... OK. What is a woodchuck and do they really exist? I'm thinking woodchucks are right up there with Bigfoot. You hear about them all of the time but you never actually see them. Oh sure. We all know about the woodchuck tongue twister about them chucking wood. What the hell is this "chucking" wood all about? I thought "chucking" was when someone tossed their cookies, blew chunks, or just threw up. Why would a woodchuck throw up all of the time? And WHY would they get sick and blow wood chunks? Do they have a wood addiction? Are they woodaholics? I'm going to get to the bottom of this. No longer will I lie in bed at night and think about woodchucks terrorizing my small planned community of two thousand homes and not enough swimming pools. I will stand up against the evil woodchuck movement that plagues our society. (If they really exist that is.) First, I must research the woodchuck using my trusty Internet search engine Google. (But

Could It Be Magic?
Could it be magic? I'm walking through the airport when I see the strangest thing. (OK. I see it all of the time, but it's still strange.) I see this guy in front of me with his pants falling down! Not all of the way down, but the back pockets are just about to his knees. "What's keeping those pants from coming all of the way down?", I thought to myself. I slowed my pace down to watch this guy walk some more. (I wasn't about to give up free entertainment.) I kept waiting for him to pause and pull his pants up from time to time but he never did. The young man had a long jacket on so I couldn't very well tell if the pants had been stapled to his ass or if this design of pants put the back pockets at the knees. If those pants were doing what I thought they were doing, then it must have been magic. I've been "ass challenged" all of my life so I know that those pants would have been around my ankles in a few seconds flat magic or no magic. I'm thinking it would be quite difficult

A Final Chance
There is a day when all seems anew The dreadful dawn has finally broke And he calls my name Never before has a love this deep Resided in me He grasps my heart and soul with a never ceasing embrace My thoughts wander to him alone My heart whispers of this to come My dreams invoke him My love claims him The cruel childishness of the world attempts to keep us apart It keeps the distance still but we are bound by our love Eternally entwined are our pathes Soon even the world shall not keep us apart.

Turbonegro-fuck The World
No use for kneeling down when there's no tomorrow I feel it coming on like never ever before so let your tanks roll on when there's no tomorrow coming on so strong 'cause baby, you know I need some more and more and more That's what I say, that's what I say and I just said it That's what I want, that's what I want I'm gonna get it, get it, get it I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it good Hey now, hang on while I fuck the world give me just a minute while I fuck the world There's a power line and I want to taste it Tonight I'm feeling fine 'cause I heard that denim's back in style I've been doing time, but I never waste it I'm going power blind so I can see it for miles and miles and miles That's what I say, that's what I say and I just said it That's what I want, that's what I want I'm gonna get it I'm feeling good, I'm feeling great, I can't hide it Gonna grab the globe, gonna grab the globe, I'm gonna ride it, ride it, ride it I've got razorblade lips

Authority
Here I am in Austin, Texas trying to get a rock band going. I hope Im on the right track. You can check out our myspace at www.myspace.com/authoritymetal until I figure out how to get our music on here. Tell us what ya think.

I Am So Sad
My grandmom went in the hospital couple days ago and she doesnt look good.She has a blockage in her heart.Her doctors dont want to try surgery on her because of her age so instead are trying medicine.She was having trouble breathing when I left the hospital today.She looked so frail it broke my heart to see her like that.She said she wished god would go ahead and take her home.I love her so much and my heart breaks knowing she is so sick.I am scared that she is going to die.

The Word Became Flesh
The Word Became Flesh 'Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house, Not a creature was praying, not one in the house. Their Bibles were lain on the shelf without care In hopes that Jesus would not come there. The children were dressing to crawl into bed, Not once ever kneeling or bowing a head. And Mom in her rocker with baby on her lap, Was watching the Late Show while I took a nap. When out of the East there arose such a clatter, I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash! When what to my wondering eyes should appear? But angels proclaiming that Jesus was here. With a light like the sun sending forth a bright ray I knew in a moment this must be THE DAY!!! The light of His face made me cover my head It was Jesus!! Returning just like He said. And though I possessed worldly wisdom and wealth, I cried when I saw Him in spite of myself. In the Book of L

Listening To Christmas
Have you ever heard snow? Not the howling wind of a blizzard, not the crackling of snow underfoot, but the actual falling of snow? We heard it one night in Wisconsin quite unexpectedly while walking up a hill toward our cabin in the woods, a soft whisper between footsteps. We stopped, switched off our flashlights, and just listened. All around us in the darkness we heard the gentle fall of snow on snow. No wind, no sound but the snow. Have you ever heard Christmas? Not the traffic noises in the city, not the bells and hymns and carols, beautiful as they are, not even the laughter of your children as they open their presents-- but Christmas itself? Have you been by yourself and just sat and listened to the silence within, patiently, without letting the mind race to the next Christmas chore? Perhaps if you have, you felt the pulse of all humanity beating in your own heart. Perhaps you noticed an outflowing of love for all your brothers and sister

Chapter 3 - The Second Of The Three Spirits
Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up in bed to get his thoughts together, Scrooge had no occasion to be told that the bell was again upon the stroke of One. He felt that he was restored to consciousness in the right nick of time, for the especial purpose of holding a conference with the second messenger despatched to him through Jacob Marley's intervention. But, finding that he turned uncomfortably cold when he began to wonder which of his curtains this new spectre would draw back, he put them every one aside with his own hands; and lying down again, established a sharp look-out all round the bed. For he wished to challenge the Spirit on the moment of its appearance, and did not wish to be taken by surprise, and made nervous. Gentlemen of the free-and-easy sort, who plume themselves on being acquainted with a move or two, and being usually equal to the time-of-day, express the wide range of their capacity for adventure by observing that they are good f

Poem By Brandi Sweatman
This poem was written by my sister-in-law Brandi Sweatman GRADUATION DAY As I gaze around the stands, All I can think about is one wonderful man. A man that if he had his way, Would be sitting in those stands today. The times we shared were precious but few, And his tragic death was hard to get through. I wish I could see the expression on his face, As they hand me my diploma with style and grace. I know that he is proud and full of love, Even though he has to look from above. His description is hard because it’s been so long, Now ten years have past and I’ve learned to move on. I can remember him as short and stock with a bearded face, Oh, how I can still feel his warm embrace. His hard work showed through his callused hands, And I knew better than to disobey his commands. Hunting and fishing were his favorite sports, Big game, small game and fish of all sorts. My Dad’s name was Lamar but his friends called him Marty, And for an older man he sure knew

Women's/men's Poems
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

"untitled"
"Untitled" by: blingbling bunny My soul spills into bloody tears of joy, just looking upon you, your eyes so deep, our love so true, i wish i could hold your heart till the end of death and beyond, in the dark eternity mist, but forever is a long time, even then my you shall have my will in your fist, you say you will never leave, yet i still worry, that time will betray us, and this love will turn to furry, but i love every side of you, even the madness, so i will try to keep it away, and drive away the sadness, eternity is a long time away, so i will hold you now, and if forever comes, you will be there to show me how, we can overcome the "good" together as one, always apart of the wickedness, until finality is done, so as destiny unfurls, and this passion burns, you will be in me, as the dimension turns, it cannot be broken, not even by the one(s) above, it will never end, our wicked burning love.

So Whats Normal
So here after the power was out for 6 days where I live it was nice to get our house back up to atleast 68degrees,especially when it was only 43degrees in the house and only 38degrees outside. Good gawd it was flippen cold!!! I realize that things we consider simple i.e. lights, cable, phone ect, are not simple but really luxury. I cant even begin to imagine what life was before we had all these grande things. Haven to go to a pump or creek to get water, then warm it up if we wanted a warm bath. Read by candlelight, cook on an open flame (I mean like campfire open not grill). Im so glad I was born in the middle of the last century instead of the middle of the one before.

Red Neck Pickup Lines
REDNECK PICK-UP LINES 1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I th

Facts
25 Interesting Facts 1. A vulture will never attack a human or animal that is moving. 2. About 75% of the people in the U.S. live on 2% land. 3. According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month. 4. Adult Northwestern American Grizzly Bears can bite through steel as thick as one half inch. 5. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink. 6. All polar bears are left-handed. 7. Almonds are the oldest, most widely cultivated and extensively used nuts in the world. 8. Al Capone's business card said he was a furniture dealer. 9. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person. 10. An ant's sense of smell is as good as a Dog's. 11. Abe Lincoln's mother died when the family dairy cow ate poisonous mushrooms and Ms. Lincoln drank the milk. 12. According to Playboy, more wo

Sexual Horoscope
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Im Sorry Baby
IM SORRY BABY I DONT LOVE U THAT WAY ONLY AS A FRIEND THESE R THE WORDS THAT HID THE STARS MADE CUPID'S ARROW BEND IM SORRY BABY YOU GOT TO GO IM THRU WITH YOU TONIGHT BUT THANK U FOR THE SERVICE YOU HAD SOME FUN TOO, RIGHT? IM SORRY BABY I CANT HOLD YOU I ONLY CRAVE THE FUN THANK U FOR THE PLEASURE YOU GOTTA LEAVE NOW HUN IM SORRY BABY FOR THE TEARS WWELLED UP IN YOUR EYES I CANT CONSOLE YOU BABY I CANNOT COMPRIMISE IF I WAS TO HEAR "I LOVE YOU" IT WOULD BE MY PARADISE ALAS, I LET THIS BOY BE MY HEARTS DEMISE NEXT TIME HE CALLS FOR ME IN SOME DESPARATE ATTEMPT I'LL SAY IM SORRY TOO HOPE HE TASTES MY CONTEMPT I HOPE ONE DAY HE'LL REALIZE WHAT HE LET SLIP AWAY & THINK TO HIMSELF I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO HOLD THAT GIRL TODAY!!!

~~the Best Thing To Hang On To In The World~~
: A mouse story Mouse Story ......... A mouse Looked through the crack In the wall To see the farmer and his wife Open a package. "What food Might this contain?" The mouse wondered - He was devastated To discover It was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, The mouse Proclaimed the warning. "There is a mousetrap In the house! There is a mousetrap In the house!" The chicken clucked And scratched, Raised her head And said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell This is a grave concern to you But it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse Turned to the pig And told him, "There is a mousetrap In the house! There is a mousetrap In the house!" The pig sympathized, But said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, But there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured You are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap In the house! Ther

Friends 4ever
Online friends are people we may never meet.... We see pictures, we see cams...It isn't the same.... We grow close...We care and love one another.... One day we may not hear from one another.... Our hearts will break... All we see is a name on messenger but the person we don't see anymore..... We pray....."Please come back".... All I ask is you remember me in the good times we had.. Keep me close to your heart....Friends forever... Pass this on to all your friends....If I get it back.... I know you care!!

More Cat Or Dog?
You Are: 70% Dog, 30% Cat You and dogs definitely have a lot in common. You're both goofy, happy, and content with the small things in life. However, you're definitely not as needy as the average dog. You need your down time occasionally. Are You More Cat or Dog?

The Tail
There is a story about a princess who had a small eye problem that she felt was really bad. Being the king's daughter, she was rather spoiled and kept crying all the time. When the doctors wanted to apply medicine, she would invariably refuse any medical treatment and kept touching the sore spot on her eye. In this way it became worse and worse, until finally the king proclaimed a large reward for whoever could cure his daughter. After some time, a man arrived who claimed to be a famous physician, but actually was not even a doctor. He declared that he could definitely cure the princess and was admitted to her chamber. After he had examined her, he exclaimed, "Oh, I'm so sorry!" "What is it?" the princess inquired. The doctor said, "There is nothing much wrong with your eye, but there is something else that is really serious." The princess was alarmed and asked, "What on earth is so serious?" He hesitated and said, "It is really bad. I shouldn't tell you about it." No matter how muc

The 48 Laws Of Power
The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers Law 1 Never Outshine the Master Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite – inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power. Law 2 Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies Be wary of friends-they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies. If you have no enemies, find a way to make them. Law 3 Conceal your Intentions Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. If they have no clue what you are up to,

Hmm.... Stormy Weather
You Are Lightning Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing What Type of Weather Are You?

Communion
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Past the sweet talk to the naughty, in the middle of the night. To my starving, open senses, deep excitement, pure delight. Oh to be the one you chose this night, such temptation couldn’t deny. Deep inside me pierced the yearning, burning, wanting of your touch. How could you know how deep you reach with just a look, a word, your speech…? Tidal wetness ever running, you couldn’t possibly have known; yet with your ease and steady constant soothing ways seduce me, know… …Just how I know once we touch that this is right, a match so tight. All the yearning, burning, self refraining… Hands caressing, cares undressing, as we enter, mmmm, we’re swelling. A gasp escapes me as you taste me, trembling, needing, you succeeding. Is this a promise or a lie? Like a mist to disappear, like a web blown in a storm? Shhh, you say, this bond is strong and we’ve both waited so long. A special sense it does allow, of a promise

Sexual Zodiac ?
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com For everyones info ... I never wear lingere ! lol

Untitled
I hear your voice carried on the breeze Silent sweet melody puts me at ease Listening to the spirit that calls from within Wondering if love is ever a sin Now that I have found you no other can be I am so lost in you your all I can see You fill me and are that missing peace You’re the only one who can this soul release I soar upon clouds at the sound of your voice I seek you out for I have no other choice I am drawn to you as a moth to the flame I live for the melody of your sweet name I feel you I think you inside my skin There is a joining beyond flesh’s sin You are that one I sought through all time The rapture of love living ever sublime Perfection in all that I ever had dreamed The one I would kill for and die if so deemed The hand of god is seen in the working of things I will wait another life time and accept all it brings For I will never be whole till I hold you near My muse and mentor the one I hold dear By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Untitled
Our hearts are tightly bounded together I hope we can tie the knot forever. I honestly thought I’d find you never. Now I know we won’t be apart My heart has been stolen by you Hurt me not; I know you will. In my heart you’ll have a place always, I have a feeling we’re meant to be. In my life, you’ll always be in Your kisses blow me away, oh my Forever you’ll have my heart

Untitled
Parents, friends, enemies, too, Always telling me what to do. I’ve been down this road before, I never did ask for more. Broken and battered, I watch everything pass me by. I no longer can hold my head high. Your words cut like a razor blade, I’m not the person you wish I made. This is me, who I am. I won’t let anyone take that again. Love me not for what I’m not, Don’t pretend like you forgot. Love me please for who I am, Or I’m afraid I’ll never speak to you again.

Untitled
I sit and think upon my life gone by, Thinking back when I wanted to die. Consumed with guilt, grief, and fear, Constantly hiding my every tear. I can’t believe, once that was me You always heard my every plea. You’d come running, oh yes you would Trying to do all you could. Years of comfort within your arms Safe from everyone’s battering harms.

Untitled
Some say ‘love’ is the best thing that’s ever happened to them in their life time. Some say ‘love’ is the worst thing that’s ever happened to them. I think love is a little of both. But to me, love is something God put on this Earth to help people live a ‘happy’ life. There is many different kinds of ‘love’. There is love as in a parent loves their kids and the kids love the parent. There is the always the sibling love. A relationship love. A friendship love. A love of a hobby.

Untitled
Endless nights and hellish days, leaving me within a haze. My river of tears has just begin, watch me end this world’s fun. I’m on the inside looking out, trying to figure all this out. You’re left out looking in, catch my tears from within. Confusion haunts my every thought, leaving me wishing I forgot. The paina nd torment will never leave, leaving me wanting not to believe. Your lies have killed me inside out, what’d you think I was about? Fairy tale endings conclude with Prince Charming, all those tales send me arming. I arm myself with a learned ease, the pain that brings me to my knees. My world has shattered twice in two, I know not what to do. I loved you once, I loved you twice, this final time had made it thrice, my empty heart will have to suffice. Empty lies and promises of nothing, my only answer seems to be cutting. The pain devoures me inside out, I hate wondering what you’re

Intimidation And Mistakes
There comes a time when women are sometimes intimidated by what men do. How they are and yet they stay around.I watch sometimes and as many of my friends know im usually lightly jealous but for him i was really actually jealous. Truly so. It suprised me, and other people i know. Suprised even my friend brad of 7 years whom i called later that fateful evening after being broken up with. But jealousy was not the main cause of the issue. As i sit here i think of what i've done and sometimes im not proud of it. There's always something that a person is not happy about doing but this time i think of what i've lost because of the things i've done. As he starts to pack up his bags for his next duity station, i realize i will miss him big time and i've massively missed out because of my own massive flaw. It's my own fualt and hey what can i say people fuck up big time. But this is just how i feel. It's what i do to change myself so it dosn't happen again. I refuse to miss out on life again bec

Lady In Black
On a magical misty morning I was standing in the Autumn rain Suddenly the birds fell silent Would I ever hear them sing again... Hear them sing again... Without a word of warning I saw a shadow in the Autumn rain Just like in my nightly dreams The Lady In Black had come again... The Lady had come again... Begging me to follow her into the misty rain Begging me to follow her into the no more pain Her eyes were hypnotizing Burning deep inside my brain The Lady In Black was here now She was here to take me far away... Take me far away... "Follow me to the other side" Through the tunnel of light we travel, fading away Through the tunnel of light we travel We're fading away Through the light that's shinning bright We're fading away Through the light that's shinning bright We're fading away

Short And To The Point !
Beauty within is the greatest find Loving the soul and the mind Knowing that one is beyond value Loving this way is the best we can do Seeking the light that cuts through the dark Feeling the thrill and as light as a lark Soaring high on the winds of fate Knowing that one smile makes us feel great Anticipation and the sound of the voice Love beyond all others makes the soul rejoice Finding that one who is our greatest friend Gives us life worth living forever without end By R. Thomas Dinsmore

New Poetry
Beat I'm beat lost... inside out bitten through the bone with frost sick and twisted nauseated with a smile a ghost in the machine killing time for awhile a wrench in the works berserk unspoken and unsung unable to relate marooned left for dead a single bullet and a gun... james c leveroni 11.7.06

Are You Dirty Minded???
Are You Dirty Minded? It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Y

The One I Love
How can I show you The one I love How much I really care You're there for me When I need you most With lots of love to share You always brighten Up my day Every time you're near. Because of you, The one I love, My worries disappear

Cleaning The Inside Of Your Monitor:
CLEANING THE INSIDE OF YOUR MONITOR: We all know that you have to clean the inside of your aquarium occasionally. This is usually done with a magnetic brush attached to the inside of the aquarium and it's controlled with a magnetic wand from the outside. Well, now there's a similar tool for cleaning the inside of your monitor, which is controlled by moving your mouse. You may have seen it at a computer store or on TV. Maybe you've even have used it before, but it's time to use it again!! Click below, It really works!! You'll see a lot brighter. GO TO..... http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf

Thursday Trite...
Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Thomas H. Huxley It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them. - Dame Rose Macaulay How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I Find This Rather Funny, Actually....
... When someone isn't your 'friend' and they rate your photos a three. LMAO. That is good for you, but honestly, I couldn't give a fuck less. You obviously, don't like Manson and whatever. Don't even bother rating it. Because your opinion means shit to me. Got it? Good. Now kindly, go fuck yourself with a chainsaw. And also, perhaps you should leave a comment on said photo(s), that way, I can kindly return the favor.

Sgt Ski's Plea
This is to everyone on my friends list. I don't care what your opinion is on the war, but I would greatly appreciate it if those who post the anti-Bush and anti-American propagande would kindly stop posting it or kindly remove themselves from my friends list. Like it or not, the President happens to be my Commander-in-Chief, and we may not always agree with is decisions but myself and thousands of other military personnel are busting our ass over here and it's not for you to bash our President. Therefore either remove yourself from my friends list and give me all the 1's you want, because I don't care about the rating, I'm here to meet new people to help make the time over here go a lot quicker, so you can rate me low all you want and it won't hurt my feelings. I know what the people who care about me think and that's all the matters. So delete me, give me a bad rating, and tell all your friends how much of an asshole I am, but I will not listen to your stupidity by degrading MY Comman

Attitude
The 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud lady, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with her hair fashionably coifed and makeup perfectly applied, even though she is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. Her husband of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, she smiled sweetly when told her room was ready. As she maneuvered her walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of her tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on her window. "I love it," she stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mrs. Jones, you haven't seen the room .... just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," she replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged...it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to lo

Your Thoughts
If your thoughts could cause things to instantly happen, what kind of thoughts would you think? If your values and priorities were to be continually manifested in the world around you, what values and priorities would you choose? The fact is, your thoughts, your values, and your priorities most certainly have a major influence on the quality of your world and your life. Though you cannot instantly make something appear just by thinking about it, the things that do end up appearing in your life often do so as a result of your thoughts. Your thoughts directly control your actions, and your actions have a major impact on the reality of your life. When you feed your moments with positive, loving, thankful thoughts, your life and your world cannot help but benefit. The quickest way to improve your situation is to improve the way you think about it. Though your thoughts will not immediately change anything outside of you, they can immediately change yo

Lips Of An Angel ~ Hinder
Honey why you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I, never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me will it start a fight No, I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I, never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be fai

Bad Jokes
Q: Why did Sadam Husein want looser pants ? A: He heard some one say he was soon going to be well hung ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass. Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?" "Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked. "Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig th

Not An Addict
Not An Addict - k's choice Breathe it in and breathe it out And pass it on, it's almost out We're so creative, so much more We're high above but on the floor It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive If you don't have it you're on the other side The deeper you stick it in your vein The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain I'm in heaven, I'm a god I'm everywhere, I feel so hot It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive If you don't have it you're on the other side I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie) It's over now, I'm cold, alone I'm just a person on my own Nothing means a thing to me (Nothing means a thing to me) It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive If you don't have it you're on the other side I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie) Free me, leave me Watch me as I'm going down Free me, see me Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling. It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel... It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive It

Tired Of Cherrytap Freezing
anyone elses screen always freezing and not getting any of your messages to go through???? any way if anyone wants to add me to msn it is redwing98@hotmail.com much easier to talk on there or yahoo knuckle_up06@yahoo.com

I Care About You
Every door has a key you just have to see that you find it and you may never regret the things you did everybody needs someone but what if you'r gone you just have figure it out there is no reason to shout nobody's perfect and our images reflect but there is always someone better then you just do the things you do everybody is strong you just have to move on and you can never look back i know you're not whack everybody dreams but nothing is what it seems life only seems easy you just have to believe the things you see everybody lies and everybody cries it's a normal thing on earth girl , just remember the things you heard but these are only the things that i say and it's your life and you gotta do it your way but ,maybe these are reasons to stay you please dont go away i care about you but it's your life and you have the do the things you do

The Sexies Lady Contest 12/28-1/4
THE SEXIEST LADY CONTEST 12/28-1/04 Sexy Moma TO ALL MY FRIENDS ANS FANS HERE ON CHERRY TAP.. I REALLY NEED YOUR VOTES THE MOST COMMENTS WIN .. SHOW THE LOVE AND COME AND VOTE FOR ME.. REPOST PLEASE TO GET THE WORD OUT MUCH LOVE WILL BE SENT YOUR WAY FOR VOTEING FOR ME!!! IF YOU HAVE ALREADY VOTED THANKS SO MUCH COME AND VOTE AGAIN.. REMEMBER THE MOST VOTES WIN!!

I Kinda Agree With This
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!" Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like

The Strokes-12:51
Talk to me now I'm older Your friend told you 'cause I told her Friday nights have been lonely Change your plans and then phone me We could go and get forties Fuck going to that party Oh really, your folks are away now? Alright, let's go You convinced me 12:51 is the time my voice found the words I sought Is it this stage I want? The world is shutting out for us Oh we were tense for sure But we was confident Kiss me now that I'm older I won't try to control you Friday nights have been lonely Take it slow but don't warn me We'd go out and get forties Then we'd go to some party Oh really, your folks are away now? Alright I'm coming, I'll be right there ------------------

My Newest !
Lust Driven by lust and darkness untold Loving the carnal acts to unfold Seeking the freedom found in flesh longing for sexual expression fresh Release the demon pent up inside Let it take over no longer to hide From the shadows I let it take control I love the pleasures that own my soul To rut and take delight in orgasms sin There is no sweeter feeling from within And not to care who may spy to look Eyes of envy seek what I have took From my lusty partner in my carnal crime Lust rules my passion in our act sublime I give myself and care not what you think Deep into her loins my hardness I sink Desire to see lust take over her mind Kissing and bites sends chills down the spine Driving on to the climax of our act of love Are we sure lust is not a give from above By R. Thomas Dinsmore