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New Year's Resolutions
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS by John T. Baker My New Year's resolutions, What a pleasure to describe: To be more neat, watch what I eat, Less frequently imbibe; To be benign and patient, Ever caring and polite, With full aplomb serenely calm And nevermore uptight; To suffer asses gladly, Cast aside pretense and pride, In all I wear look debonair, Genteel and dignified. My New Year's resolutions, How inspiring to review . . . Spectacular! . . . too bad they are Impossible to do!

Dating Rules Every Guy Should Know
DATING RULES THAT ALL GUYS SHOULD KNOW!!!! This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good with girls... 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT

~~the World Does Not Owe You A Living~~
North Dakota News This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of North Dakota state after an early snow storm. WEATHER BULLETIN Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands. FYI: George Bush did not come. FEMA did nothing. No one howled for the government. No one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV. Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. Our Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snow storm nobody demande

Which Classic Screen Goddess Are You
You scored as Mae West. You are the one who is fully in control of your own life. You know exactly where you're going and what you want to do. You are confident and self assured and aren't afraid to speak your mind. You have an authorative sex appeal and the older you get the sexier you'll become. Sometimes you have to step back a bit, don't be over-confident and you'll be perfect! comment and rate this quiz... thankyou!Rita Hayworth85%Mae West85%Audrey Hepburn70%Marilyn Monroe45%Judy Garland35%Vivien Leigh30%Which Classic Screen Goddess are you? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Picture Word Comments I Made 3 Of Them Just Highlight And Copy And Send On Friends Pages
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Got To Be Nuts
omg im sure ppl are so freaking tired of me writting about this but i cant help it its the only thing thats on my mind right now and its haunting me like mad. you know how they say the past will come back to haunt you well omfg it so has. i know im stupid i know im not perfect in any way but why did this man have to come back into my life. why did he want me to talk to him that night i went to see him and why did he look me up and tell me how to find him. is he getting back at me? is he trying to hurt me like i did by making me fall in love with him and then rip my heart out to get back at me. i mean my god i feel like a mad man right now tearing my heart out and screaming for mercy! someone please just smack me and make me forget this all. i loved him then and it was my fault for doing what i did but i was a damn teenager a very young teenager and i was stupid and impreshionable and i listened to his friends and i hurt this man. this man who has came back into my life not as much as i

It's Not A Tumor..
...though if there were any justice in the Universe it should be. Moving along... these lyrics are loverly: And so The very evil children Took the dog out to play in the park Then they took him home And refused To set him on fire They were evil, evil, evil, children And they refused to do As they were told They would say, "Why should we leave the elderly woman In the middle of the Expressway? No way, we're not doing it." Then they would go downstairs And prepare The Molotov cocktails, Knowing full well That when they were finished, There was no way in hell They were going to blow up the neighbor's barn They were evil, evil, evil children. All their lives, People expected them to do bad. They almost Never delivered*

Ok Guys... I Want To Know...
can you really respect someone who puts out on the first date? why is it so hard to find a guy that will stick around... than want sex? and why are the good ones always so untouchable? not fair. but honestly... i want to know...

Honey Glow
Honey Glow My heart opens wide to let you inside there you will abide forever and always together we share love’s tether weathering all the whethers of life and death my desire’s last breath to have you beneath you are far above and beyond any love we fit like gloves I’ll love you fast hard, deep, and vast and make it last kissing soft and slow caressing your honey glow letting love forever flow oh, I need you my heart bleeds you my loins feed you come, my fiery desire as flames grow higher our love won’t expire. - Tim L. Taylor - July 1, 2006

Keep In Touch
Hey hope everyone had a safe and great start of the new year!!!!!!! I go back to work tommorow and want to keep in touch with all my friends family and fans so keep me posted often and hope you enjoyed the pics there will be more to come ! Email me if ya like if you dont have it message me and I will get it to ya have a great day and once agian happy new year !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your the best John

Heroes
This is a song about the Final Fantasy Series Smash 'em with your fist Shoot 'em with a gun Slice 'em with a sword Just do anything so they die Kick them in the face Knock them past third base Smack them so hard they never come back Heroes Smashing Villians, Bashing Bad Guys Noone dare get in their way Cos if they do Ha they will be destroyed Burn them with a fire Freeze 'em with an ice Shock them with a bolt They don't stand a chance Hit them with a summon A smacking is a-coming So that they know They aren't gonna survive Heroes Smashing Villians, Bashing Bad Guys Noone dare get in their way Cos if they do Ha they will be destroyed

R.i.p. Robbie
Footprints A life, a story, a brother, a friend. I still can't reason why, your journey had to end. I try not to get angry. Gee, how I've tried. I've tried to see your anguish, and the pain you felt inside. But there is a certain stigma, its something I wish I'd never heard, I wish that it just wasn't possible, I wish that there was no such word. Because life can be a roller coaster, most times its a bumpy ride, but why did you have to get off, and choose to suicide ? Caitlin is such a beautiful girl, she was the apple of your eye. You loved her so very much, but she also keeps asking "Why ?" I know that your life, was cut way too short, I've tried adding up the logic, and at times it comes to naught. You were always searching for something, but I'm not quite sure what, you did everything with a passion, you gave it your very best shot. And life is not forever, time only goes one way, and everyone will leave this earth, everybody

What Type Of Flirt Are You
What Type of Flirt are You? Subtle FlirtWere you just winking at us? We couldn't quite tell... In fact, we think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Subtle Flirt you're a master of the flirting game. You know how to attract attention from anyone, any time. A quick come-hither smile, a little game of look-away-and-look-back-again before long you have the object of your affection wrapped around your little finger. One of the best things about your approach is that it's discreet. You can always act innocent and coy if something gets taken out of context or misunderstood. Just make sure you're not too subtle, or you may end up playing the game all by yourself.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

The Red House
Cheerful red greets visitors on the Path Oh happy home, joyous smiles as children play outside The Red House . . . his house, his domain tiptoe quiet now as he is sleeping He wakes thundering his displeasure in her, her children, this place Walls . . . drip red, stained red, flow red as trust dies as love fades as she is broken to His will as her children cry and fear is born hate is seeded in The Red House this Hell where this child plays . . .

Hurting Myself
In my life i have been through quite a bit, i have seen more in my young age than most people have seen in at my age. I guess thats part of why I feel so jaded at times.... i guess thats why i am so scared of getting hurt again. I have realized that trying to distant my self from others has just lead me to my own lonely path. All alone... i was always so scared of getting hurt that i hurt myself more than i think anyone could ever hurt me... ifyou are told long enough that the sky was purple it doesnt take long before you start to believe it. I dont allow myself to have anything truely real because if its real then it will end and someone will be hurt. I dont understand it, whats so wrong with me? People i know tell me why are you single or when i am seeing someone.. oh come on chae you know you can do better than that.. can i? and if can do better than that then why is it that i can only attract weirdos, abusers, liars heartbreakers... i am now 23 who has a worn jaded heart wi

A Dream
She was dreaming of a life so pure, so full of happy memories. Joyous things to come, nothing could go wrong! Just bright blue skies no clous to get in the way. All the wonderous things that life could offer. Then she realize is there such a life? A life were there is no hurt...no pain...a good honest relationship. A family that doesn't have any problem. No wars. No suffering. A life were people can walk down the street and smile and know that no one will hurt them. A life were there is no murders, no rapes, no abuse! A life were there is only good, no bad. She wishes there was such a life. She wishes there was a life where a daughter doesnt have to live in constent fear that her father is going to beat on her or scream rant and rave over the stupidest things. She wishes there was a life were a neice doesnt have to fear another night of staying @ her uncles cause he molests and occationally rapes her. She wishes there was a life were there was a really good person to talk to that can g

It Would Be Nice If Someone Would Explain How It Was That The 8000 Page Patriot Act Was Already Written, Printed, And Ready To Be Sent To
It would be nice if someone would explain how it was that the 8000 page Patriot Act was already written, printed, and ready to be sent to Congress immediately after 9-11 when, before the event, there would have been no chance of its passage. Another coincidence? Angus M. Thuermer Jr.

Just Another Day
Just thought i would tell everyone that i am doin ok yeah this month is probably goin to be hard since on the 6th will be the day we buried Jayden a year ago. But I would like to thank all that have supported me and I will hang in there.

What Do You Want?
A while back, a friend and I were bored in a cafe on campus and between classes we talking about what it was we wanted (or thought we wanted) our special someone to be like. Originally I posted this on myspace, but I thought I'd share it with everyone here. Let me know what you think... I want someone... who is 18 or older, but younger than 30, who is openminded to things - life, sex, the unknown, whatever; who is at least a little independent, who can hold an intelligent conversation, who knows when to be goofy and when to be serious, who believes in proper hygenie, who doesn't want to be friends with my brother, simply because he is gay; who is assertively feminine (ask me about that one later), who is not a druggie or an alcoholic, who does not speak slow with a monotone voice, who is not a (what I call) phone-needie bitch, who can speak intelligently and not sound like they were raised by cavemen, who is not ridiculously tall, 5'8" and under is just fine; who i

Net Quiz
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage100%Biting92%Whips67%Blind Folds25%Blood8%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

President Bush Calls For Line Item Veto Once Ruled Unconstitutional
President Bush Calls for Line Item Veto Once Ruled Unconstitutional January 3, 2007 2:05 p.m. EST Beth Shankle-Anderson. Esq. - All Headline News Legal Reporter Washington, D.C. (AHN) - In a press conference on Wednesday, President Bush called on Congress to grant him Presidential power to line item veto appropriations bills in an attempt to curb pork-barrel spending. Citing earmark appropriations buried in voluminous pages of a bill, President Bush has asked Congress to give him the power to cancel certain portions without vetoing the entire bill. President Clinton was briefly granted this power by the Line Item Veto Act of 1996 which was passed by Congress to help control pork-barrel spending. In 1998, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the Act was unconstitutional because it allowed the President to unilaterally amend or repeal only part of a bill. In a 6-3 opinion authored by Justice Stevens, the Court found that the Act violated the Presentment Clause of the U.S. Const

I Am The Wolf
I am the wolf, a loner at heart. You are the human, and will rarely if ever see me. I roam the wilderness forests and mountains of this earth that we share. I mate for survival, as you do and I help my mate raise our pups in the warmth of our den, nurturing and watching them grow and play, as you do with your human young. We run as a pack family, and our members are as close as those in yours. When a member is lost, we grieve, but go on, just as you do. When I am hungry, I must hunt for myself and my family, for that is all I know. There are no stores to cater to my every need. Some of you have said that I am a killer, a cold-blooded hunter of death, but when I kill, it is to feed my family, and I only take the old, sick, and weak, who will die regardless. I don't kill to hang heads for trophies on my walls, as you do. Now I am the hunted, by you. You are afraid of me, because you don't understand me. Y

Happy New Year
New Year’s Reflections Looking back on the months gone by, As a new year starts and an old one ends, We contemplate what brought us joy, And we think of our loved ones and our friends. Recalling all the happy times, Remembering how they enriched our lives We reflect upon who really counts, As the fresh and bright new year arrives. And when I/we ponder those who do, I/we immediately think of you. Thanks for being one of the reasons I'll/We'll have a Happy New Year! make this new year special,,,come join the yahoo groups and my web site http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Annabelle_SexyMatureBBW/ http://www.annabellebbw.com/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ANNABELLE_SEXYBBWMODEL/

Life~ Or Something Like It
Ok, so this is my first blog on Cherry, Today has been a pretty shitty day and I feel like bitching about it, As I have said before on my myspace blog I hate people that are full of shit! I cannot stand a liar and I have some SERIOUS issues with people who find me to be stupid. I am far from stupid and I am sick of people taking advantage of my feelings. I wont do it to you so dont do it to me. OK, thats enough for now. I guess I might try to do this more often, I will try to make it happy thoughts next time lol. Bye ya'll, Kerri~

Mistakes
We all will make them Sooner or later Some worse than others But in the end they are all mistakes I have made my first And most major already Almost lost the one I love But the love was stronger Then the anger and hurt We are still together And I know what I almost lost It will never again happen Because Inever want to lose you Or feel as if I might again This mistake opened my eyes And now all I see Is the perfect man for me And the perfect man Th have help raise my lil girl

Gate Keeper
You yell...Go ahead yell..I want the neighbours to hear... hear my world of living hell. You strike me...Each mark leaves a tale to tell. Not one blow that your hands deliver...Not one word you choose to scream... Will change the person I choose to be...I will escape your gates of hell. My story I will stand to tell... In hopes that someone will not have to live the same type of hell... will not have to be beaten...will not have to listen to anyone yell. As I speak of my story now...of the hell in which you forced me to live. I give you back the demons you left deep within... I give you back a small piece of your hell. And as you hang your head in shame... You have no one but yourself to blame. For you were the gatekeeper of my living hell. Now the gates have been battered down...you're no longer in control. I now control my own destiny...I have stood within your gates of hell... But now the tables have turned...And I hand you back your demons. With e

I Hate The Job Market.
WTF? Why can't we go back to simple times where an employer would just tell you right away if you got the job or not? I hate the waiting game it SUCKS Oh well two interviews in one week something is bound to come of this I HOPE!!! =( wooot i need MONEY!!!!!!!! lol.

Game Over
She doesn't want to be hurt anymore She wants to run away Get away How would you do this to her? She was nothing but good to you What do you get out of this sick game? Found in her room Hanging Black and blue This was her way out Game over

~~bleeding Liberals At It Again~~
Subject: The LARK Program .. You gotta love this one I only have two words for this one, bravo and amen! THE LARK PROGRAM A Lady liberal wrote a lot of letters to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive insurgent (terrorist) being held in Guantanamo Bay. She received back the following reply: The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. 20016 Dear Concerned Citizen, Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Quada detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay,Cuba. Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new progr

Spanish
Aquí la envidia y mentira me tuvieron encerrado. Dichoso el humilde estado del sabio que se retira de aqueste mundo malvado, y con pobre mesa y casa, en el campo deleitoso con sólo Dios se compasa, y a solas su vida pasa, ni envidiado ni envidioso. boo hoo

Thinking Aloud
wow definitely have a lot to think about now. I was talking to a really good friend for a few hours this morning...to me its still last night because I havent went to bed yet but any way as I was saying. After talking to him I realized that I have a lot of thinking to do. My boyfriend leaves in 17 days for basic training and things are kinda changing between us and to me my friend is right, it seems as if he is trying to pull away. Now I don't know if its because he is afraid of getting deployed right after AIT and me getting hurt or what it is but I guess this is something I need to figure out. And well I also have to figure out what I want in life...I have a beautiful lil girl who needs to have a secure family and its my responcibility to create that for her....wow definitly got a lot of thinking to do.........

Not Even Words Can Tell
No words can tell how the heart feels when the person you love rips your feelings apart piece by piece No words can discribe how many tears you cry when the one you love leaves and doesent say goodbye Not Even Words Can Tell No words can tell the one you love really how much you love them if the one you love is not listening, just turning their back to you and walking away with another girl once again No words can tell the kind hearted people how much time they are waisting, but they do not think in thier hearts they are waisting time Not Even Words Can Tell No words can tell the loved unloved soul that there might be another chance for them and the one they love, because by this point they are already dead The hurt, sarrow, and the feeling of being unloved by the only person they ever wanted to feel loved by got to them and they couldnt take it anymore No words can tell the person that they loved how they felt, because the dead one was the o

What Turns Me On/off
GIRLS FILL OUT THE TOP GUYS FILL OUT THE BOTTOM POST IT UP SO WE SEE WHAT'S UP REPOST WITH THE TITLE "WHAT TURNS ME ON/OFF" About guys, Turned ON, OFF or DC (Don't care): Is taller than you: Is shorter than you: Wears braces: wears a grill: Dresses Preppy : Dresses Ghetto: Dresses Gothic: Has blue eyes: Has green eyes: Has hazel eyes: Brown eyes: Drinks alcohol: Wears glasses: Plays sports: Call you to say hi: Compliments you: good dancer : Wears jewelery: Smiles when you walk in the room: Has brown hair: Has Black hair: Has blonde hair: Has red hair: Makeup: Can make you laugh at any given moment: Loyal: Laid back: Plays guitar: Plays drums: Sings: he's buff (muscles): He can draw: Easily jealous: Doesn't eat meat: does drugs: is bi: has a tattoo: has a lip ring: has tounge ring: _______________________________ A

No Excuse For Child Abuse
Hi Friends, I have just read and signed the petition: "NO Excuse for Child Abuse, No Matter What You Call It!" In summary, this petition was created to educate others on the website http://www.puellula.com/Main.html "A Celebration of the Splendor of Little Girls". This site was created by Lindsay Ashford, and is translated in 5 languages. This website minimizes Pedophilia, and describes it as a sexual orientation. As well, this website thoughtfully masks the insidious effects of childhood sexual abuse, childhood molestation, and childhood exploitation by providing writings that endorse, and encourage such acts of detriment to our Worlds' children. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/493662088 Thanks!

Who Would You Fight?
So, I just had this conversation with my friend and roomate, Bill. And I wanted to know what other people would say to these questions. 1. If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be and why? 2. If you could fight any politician, who and why? Remember, these would be fair fights, so you would have a 50/50 chance of winning and losing. Paul

Moonlight
The snow, so peaceful and serene, caressed by the soft moonlight, gave magical feelings to the night. The soft blue glow, the lovers' words that then did flow, their lips closer and closer until, locked in the throes of a passionate embrace, he decided to express his feelings, to keep her safe. He whispered softly, his words like music to her ears, "I Love You," and her response the same, heard like the gentle breeze, "And I, love you, forever." That was the night they promised to be together through everything, each to care for the other when old and gray A lovers' pact the most likely to last

Try It.
Sometimes...you have to run away...find solace, find solitude...and backtrack your steps...because it's easy to get lost. Calling a friend at 3am may not help. It may only add to the confusion...step back, find a secluded area...and think out loud...it's something you never thought of doing because you're an upstanding socialite with tons of friends to call, but...you're not perfect...and neither am I. Try it.

Lips Of Angel
Honey why you calling me so late It's kinda hard to talk right now Honey why you crying is everything okay I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud Well, my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I don't never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard to be faithful With the lips of an angel It's funny that you're calling me tonight And yes I've dreamt of you too And does he know you're talking to me Will it start a fight No I don't think she has a clue Well my girl's in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It's really good to hear your voice saying my name It sounds so sweet Coming from the lips of an angel Hearing those words it makes me weak And I never wanna say goodbye But girl you make it hard

Control The Beast.
Too innocent and therefore too naive. I let them steal my shovels. I wasn't a fighter, but that doesn't mean I wasn't angry. We all get angry. I feel very capable of murder, but sometimes, restriction is necessary. I wanted to kill him ruthlessly. Control yourself.

Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END

New Goodies From Diabolic Curves~i'm A Sticker!!
Hey guys, you've sooooooo got to check out Diabolic Curves website. I'm a sticker!! How fucking cool is that?! You know you've made it when your face is on a sticker!! If I ever go t-shirt I think I'll pass out!

Mes Yeux
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Mysterious75%Eyes full of Pain75%Passion67%Diamond Eyes25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Jim And Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the director of nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged hi mself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Old Married Bikers
A biker & his wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little teddy that she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband & says, "Honey, Do you remember this?" He looks up at her & says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She says, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nods & says, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what is it?" she asks. He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits & screw your brains out." She giggles & says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" Again he looks her up & down & finally replies, "Mission Accomplished."

Starting From Empty.......
Half-Full Consciousness We are all familiar with the metaphorical story of two people looking at the same glass and one perceiving it as half-full while the other sees it as half-empty. As much as we’ve heard this, it’s still a valuable exercise to really observe our minds and notice whether we are engaged in half-full or half-empty thinking. People will refer to themselves as being of one type or the other as if it was a permanent characteristic, but we are all capable of shifting into a half-full consciousness if we simply make the effort. When we look at our lives with half-empty consciousness, we perceive a lack and think that the other half of what we want is missing. We are coming from a position of expectation and entitlement. On the other hand, when we look at our lives as half-full we perceive fullness. It is as if we recognize that our cup could be fully empty and so we are grateful for what we see as bounty—not something we expect or believe we are owed, but a gift. In

Luv Yooh.?.?.! Naw Fukk Yooh!!!
okay so heres tha dillima...... wut u du when u were in luv n they fuked u now u found sum1 else n they cunfess they luv u i mean cum on mayne wut du i du ma only wish is dat i already knew cum on mayne give me a fukin clu i dont know if im ready 4 anotha nigga 2 call me boo i jus got tha fuk ova u u told me dont worry boo put ur krazy head on ma shoulda boo ill neva let no niggaz hurt u hahahaha 3 yrs a marrage n a seed lata who woulda knew that, that nigga 2 hurt me would b u nigga u played me 4 a fool broke half ma face nigga u best 2 slo ur pace now u watchin them depps wit day mace hahaha bigga niggaz den u ready 2 bust loads n yo face got chu ina corna actin like a basketcase now ur lifes turned in 2 a race i wish i coulda been there 2 see ur face u did this nigga hahahahahaha go figa next time i see u nigga ur gone b rigga mortis will bkum ur name ha me n ma team push sum of da bes caine hahahaha i d

Much Trumpeted Reconstruction Efforts In Iraq Have Become Mired In Corruption Or Have Failed To Materialise
Much trumpeted reconstruction efforts in Iraq have become mired in corruption or have failed to materialise in the face of the growing insurgency. There is no evidence that a rebuilding programme will shift the Iraqi population's deeply hostile attitude to the US military. Bush to offer $1bn in 'aid' and 20,000 troops to Iraq 08 Jan 2007 President [sic] Bush is widely expected to order as many as 20,000 new US combat troops to Baghdad in a renewed "push" against the 'insurgents.' The US is also planning to pump up to $1bn (£500m) into Iraq's shattered economy [Halliburton and Blackwater USA]. http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article2134878.ece

Perfect Place
is a place close to your heart, serene and beautiful. I know one place, a place where i can find myself in there. A place i know that my love is safe and kept forever. It is within no matter how many billion fences built before me to enter in, i know im there...if only allows me, i am very happy. If only there are no fences i can run free, walk free and as carefree stride along to that place i know.

Biker Dog
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog. Why?" "Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old puppy." "Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?" "It appears that he choked on it, sir."

Mi Amor
Mi Amor... I'm goin' crazy in la calle Bitches Ciao Pato Tengo un sentimiento that Death is calling me would you help me keep the faith? realness... If I ever die stabbed then woul you cry for me and never lie tell me wanna bear a child for me Take a while to be tellin' me how life can be Make my fantasies, reality Un amor chiquita One love baby Don't mean to take it out on you but this world got me crazy Please don't hate me Cuz I don't make ya my wife or my lady LORD! Don't let her play me I'm confused so I'm fused on my mind with the L High in my cell Visualize a hell and only when I see you it gets simple Hit me with some baby lotion fingertips never stops my mental They have you sent you to save me from the shady Good, I haven't seen you lately I always chill by your window lookin up in the sky Gettin Twiztid, make it happen don't just wish it It's what you whispering Being vicious, or be a statistic and didn't try and dismiss it I grab

Arrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!
Fucking tire went flat today. And Dad doesn't think we'll be able to bring it to get a new one till tomorrow night or the day after. It's back to the bus life for me and Jason. I f-ing hate the bus. Creepy old guys always hit on me. End rant mode.

Funny Facts.....
-If you yelled for 8 days, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough energy to heat one cup of coffe (Hardly seems worth it.) -If you farted consistenly for 6 years and 9 month, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) -The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.) -A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) -A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)(I'm still not over the pig.) -Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home....maybe at work.) -The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the .....?!) -The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minute

Blah Blah Blah
oh my lord why cant cherry tap make voice blogs.. hmm think i should see a man about making that so i can make some money off that. i have yet to see one of those. the reason why i say this bc if they did you would hear some crazy stuff out of me. im mean when im in a blah mood i start being a huge goof ball and making funny noises and so forth. ugh. its not like im totally bored.. although im getting close to it. i went to play poker tonight.. god only knows why cause i hate the person who owns it and also the one that runs it. but its just something to do ya know. there's loud ppl, rude ppl, and omg the flordia vs ohio game is on tonight and that just made it that much louder. ugh whats wrong with me ppl. i need my attention held by something. im thinking about getting a tennis ball and bouncing it on the wall but then id hear my next door person bitching at me and frankly i just dont want to hear the shit. anyways there seriously needs to be a voice blog on here. i think it would be

Phantom Of The Operah
Okay so I wrote the start of the poem and it reminded of the phantom of the operah so that's why i titlted it that lol just to let ya know lol You decieved me showing a gentle side, a side that was beautiful but you were fooling me with your black magic everything was going the way you planned then suddenly, I realize its nots you, I pull away the mask and shock has striken me how ugly you really are and how ugly your scheme was I turn in horror wishing never to bare that sight again your words were gentle I could have sworn they were the truth but saddly i was mistaken regret has forsaken me made me fear affection fear to love again....

Untitled Feelings
I lie on my bed Where my head finally comes to rest It is finally quiet in my head Sound and movement around me are dead An unbearable hunger makes my stomach ache My throat is sore from an incredible thirst Several lonesome fears make my heart break Tears are slowly drying, but it is only a matter of time Before the tears again burst Misery is like an old friend that stops by from time to time Moments of happiness in my life are precious and rare Sometimes I feel like my life is not even worth a dime As it seems it gets harder and harder for me to actually care Mostly hope and dreams are all I got Desperate for love, susceptible for illusions Makes it hard to distinguish between what is real and what is not I am living a life inbetween loneliness and confusion I wander through my mind Memories of the past make a smile on my face Now I seem so immune, so blind Living this life seems like a worthless chase

Delirium
It feels dizzy outside inside it feels fizzy Eyes open in the dark I force myself not to sleep I want to control my dreams All those bubbles in my veins did somebody inject me with pure air? What will happen when this reach the beating drum in my chest? I am in danger you see I feel dizzy and fizzy Oh my Lord! Is this you near me? You dive your eyes into mine a samba beat on the drum In my mouth the pink extension of my soul seems so dry and frozen I am lost an earthquake has removed my landscape I sense the tremor in my legs I feel weak dizzy fizzy Still I pretend to stand up I smile but inside I know I am dying dying dying to kiss you

Dear Wife, Dear Husband
I found this on a friends blog on Yahoo and Thought I would share it here To My Dear Wife During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activit! y was not satisfactory because: 6 ti

Just Joined
I just joined Cherry Tap today and I'm still trying to learn my way around here. It seems like a pretty fun and active site, unlike the one where I found the link to this site(thanks watchdog). Anyways, life has been hectic since I went on my Christmas break in mid-December of 2006, but things are starting to get back to normal, which is good.

Have You Experienced God's Victory?
Have you experienced God's victory? O Lord, I have so many enemies; so many are against me. So many are saying, "God will never rescue him!" …Victory comes from you, O Lord. May your blessings rest on your people. Psalm 3:1-8 NLT The Lord our shield In the sixteenth century the Huguenots of France were known for their psalm singing. They sang when they ate, they sang when they worked, they sang when they worshiped. They even sang when they were persecuted or when they were going into battle. In battle, psalms were chanted whenever sentries took their posts. The chanting of certain psalms signified certain things. Chanting Psalm 3 signaled danger. Whenever a Huguenot heard this psalm, he knew an attack was imminent. That must have been the way David felt when he wrote Psalm 3. His son Absalom was trying to usurp the throne, enemy armies were pursuing him, and he didn't know which friends he could count on. David and his contingent of soldiers had hastily crossed t

The Italian Kid Who "loved" Me....
Some time ago, I was wandering around Craigslist.org, because I was looking for recommendations for a hotel in London. I came across an ad from a young Italian kid who wanted to find a roommate for his stay there. He was only 20 years old, and his purpose was to get out from under the Parental Unit, and to experience the world a bit, before he went to work in his father's jewelry store full time. He chose London for his six month so-journ so that he could improve his English. Poor Alberto! His advert was so badly worded it was hardly decipherable. But I'm a writer and to me, it was all very clear what he wanted. So I re-wrote the ad for him and I sent it to him by email. Then I promptly forgot about it. Yesterday I forgot to pick up the mail. (I'm pretty forgetful. And forgettable, frankly.) I wasn't feeling well yesterday so I barely poked my nose outside the front door. I went out there a few minutes ago and there's a package. From Florence, Italy. I thought, "I do

~~new Telephone Greeting~~
I love it New Telephone Greeting. ( I know you will like this one.) Wouldn't it be pretty doggone wonderful, if this caught on, all over the country? "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." "Press "1" if you speak English." "Press '2' to disconnect until you can"

Need Alittle Help
okay im askin all my friends/fans/family/group if you have not rated my pics i would appreicate the help as i have bout 2467 points to level so i would appreciate it if you took the time to rate my pics than you.

Sex Story
pleses take time to read and let me know if it gets you all wet. In the beginning things were all hazy, She could not see clearly, everything had a halo around it - why? Before she could analyze the situation everything became crystal clear, she was in a crowded place, a club. There were people there that she knew but no-one spoke to her and she spoke to no-one. She had a feeling that she had been there a long time although time had no meaning to her, it was hot and the music was mesmerizing her. People walking past her brushed against her and she realized that her skin was hypersensitive, each touch made her skin tingle and her nipples stand erect. She took a sip of the drink in front of her, not sure if it was hers or not. No one complained so it must have been hers, it tasted nice anyway. Her attention was drawn to the writhing mass of bodies on the dance floor, unison movement to the beat of the music. She made her way through the wall of people, struggling to reach the middle o

Help Me Win The Nicest Dick Contest
I entered this contest and I need all my Friends, Fam, and Fans to help me win. So help me out please! I appreciate al the help and love that I can get. Comment soon and often on my pic (Benslancer) Here is the link: http://www.cherrytap.com/images.php?u=45555&albumid=174568 Ben

Love Astrology::hmmm This Is Interesting::
When Jennifer was born, the "Goddess of Love" was in Libra the Balance. So, does Jennifer have a thing for folks who are always weighing things? Or who are utterly balanced themselves? In a sense, yes. The real point here is that Jennifer responds in a viscerally romantic way to people who take a balanced attitude toward everything, who aren't dogmatic, and who can have their own opinions and still entertain Jennifer's perspectives, even when they're miles apart...people who are fair, in other words. This sense of balance and proportion suffuses more than the mental attitudes of someone who is wired to trigger Jennifer's gut responses. Anyone would also observe it instantly in the way such an individual dresses, decorates a home, and deals with people: there is an elegance, a sense of style, that, while never pretentious or loud, always seems pretty close to perfection. Jennifer has a real appreciation of beauty; the natural romantic partner may or may not have been blessed by the gods

Random
well my boyfriend leaves in 13 days and i dont know if we are going to stay together or not. right now it doesnt really matter to me, i mean yeah i want us to work but im not going to put myself through hell for six months to two years waiting if he doesnt know what he wants. plus there is the chance of me having someone else...right now neither of us know what is going to happen there but he is the man of my dreams and i would love to be with him. my boyfriend should be coming over either today or tomorrow so we can talk about us to figure out if we are staying together or not while he is gone. if he says he doesnt know what he wants then im ending it right there. i know how hard it is to wait on a soldier who knows what he wants, or at least thinks he does, forget trying to wait for one who doesnt know. i know it may sound harsh but if he doesnt know what he wants then whos to say he isnt going to decide he really doesnt wanna be with me after ive waited months for him. i mean

What Does Your Birth Day Mean For Your Love Life?
Your Birthdate: July 26 You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single. Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you! Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

In The Embrace Of The Goddess
By Chameli G Ardagh To honor the wisdom of the goddess, and to let her be lived in our lives, does not require us to join any particular cult or religion. We don't need to dress or move in a certain way, or to follow strict rules or dogmas. She does not abide in any book or in any particular temple. She is right in the core of our own hearts. In her total embrace, we all become one; not one speck of dust is left out. You may perform your daily dance on high heels, on Wall Street, or barefoot in the desert, alone in your artist studio or among five children in the kitchen, but her radiance is always touching you. To join hands with her is to open a gate to the wisdom of nature, you are returning to the wisdom of your own feminine roots. Once again you are listening to what you know, in your bones and in the very depth of your soul, to be true. You can again feel your feet on the ground, and know yourself to be everything. When we listen carefully to the song of the Great

The Love I Have Serached For
thought i would write to catch up...i am doing really good... i am deeply IN love with the most wonderful man i have ever had the pleasure of loveing and it feels awesome that for once i have a love to call my own and that loves me and isnt torn over some stupid lil girl or some other stupid drama i dont want in my life... I am going to keep this man as close to me as possiable and always keep the love growing between us... He was sent to me by GOD and i am very thankful to God for answering that prayer when it was the most critical in my life... i was on my way to become a devils advacate and now i am back on the winning team... The love GOD has given to me is the most awesome feeling i have ever felt in my entire life and i will always hold on to that love ,as well share it with the ppl i love the most and any one else who can accept this level of love... but any how i am suppose t be cleaning up my house and i am not yet and now i think i am going to part and do that....ty for readi

Hee Haw, We Got It All, Y'all!!
We got it all, Y’all!! Need to be cheered up? Happy , Texas 79042 Smiley , Texas 78159 Paradise , Texas 76073 Rainbow , Texas 76077 Sweet Home , Texas 77987 Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all! Detroit , Texas 75436 Colorado City , Texas 79512 Denver City , Texas 79323 Nevada , Texas 75173 Memphis , Texas 79245 Miami , Texas 79059 New Boston , Texas 75570 Santa Fe , Texas 77517 Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861 Feel like traveling outside the country? Don't bother buying a plane ticket! Athens, Texas 75751 Canadian , Texas 79014 China , Texas 77613 Egypt , Texas 77436 Turkey , Texas 79261 London , Texas 76854 New London , Texas 75682 Paris , Texas 75460 We even have a city named after our planet! Earth , Texas 79031 And a city named after our State! Texas City , Texas 77590 Exhausted? Energy , Texas 76452 Need Office Supplies? Staples , Texas 78670 Men are from Mars, but women are from Venus , Texas 76084 You g

Blah
i wrote this about 3 months ago just fyi, not much has changed however Ok, lately I have felt torn. I'm starting my third year of college and I feel like I am going no where. I am on my second major and I still feel that maybe its not right for me which really pisses me off. I am used to knowing what I want and right now I really don't know what I want. I'm tempted to take a break nad figure this out but at the same time I don't want to. I want the money that has been put into my education get results in the form of a degree but I feel if I take time off it might seem like the money spent in the last three years was for nothing. I was told by someone a few weeks back that I seemed wound tight and too worried about somethings and I' wondering if it really is true. Are my current indecisions about myself due to this? Have I been too worried about making people proud of me, supporting my family and friends when they have needed me, and trying to make people think highly of me so much s

Gotta Love Translations
A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but eventually got back on track and found the place. Having arrived late, the church was already packed. The only pew left was the one on the front row. So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to pick someone out of the crowd to imitate. He chose to follow the man sitting next to him on the front pew. As they sang, the man clapped his hands, so the missionary recruit clapped too. When the man stood up to pray, the missionary recruit stood up too. When the man sat down, he sat down. When the man held the cup and bread for the Lord's Supper, he held the cup and bread. During the preaching, the recruit didn't understand a thing. He just sat there and tried to look just like that man in the front pew. Then he perceived that the preacher was giving announcements.

Prayer!!!
This morning when God opened a window to Heaven, He saw me, and He asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Please, take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it and I love them very much" The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. Let us see if it is true. ANGELS EXIST but sometimes, since they don't all have wings, we call them TRUE FRIENDS. Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear. Do not break this prayer.

Omgosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i have been wanting to get my hair colored red for a long time...i have a pale complexion, so i figured it'd work out for me. today i went through with it and got my mom to color my hair. not a mistake now mind you. i just didnt think it would turn out the color that it did (cranberry) and i sooooooooo love it. makes me look like a cross between a gothic chick and a punk rocker. lol suits my wild side i spose. kitty will soon take pics and post them and you all let me know what you think bout the hair... *hugz & kissez* to all my friends

From The Book That Has Yet To Be Published: Saving The World One Loan At A Time
Ch. 5: A Patio Is a Phallic Symbol. At Least In This Case. Some things are just not right and nothing on earth can justify them. I knew upon my arrival at Mrs. Klein’s home that this was the Case, and that something was amiss. Deeply. Irrevocably. Yet I could not for the life of me put my finger on it. But the feeling was immediate when I saw that she was dressed in a filmy white gown. And it was after Labor Day. Worse, she had on white shoes! To make the omen even more ominous, her red hair was piled on her head as if she were just “going out to the garden” and that this was all perfectly normal. I felt like I had arrived for a dress rehearsal of “Wuthering Heights.” She graciously invited me in. Tea was already prepared and waiting for us on a real, genu-INE, tea cart. A more dangerous contraption I cannot imagine! In my mind,I could see it careening down the hallway, because I immediately became obsessed with the fearsome notion that I might dislodge it from i

Hate
You are happy I hope you are, You made me happier than I’ve been so far, You put a constant smile on my face, There’s no-one else who could take your place. To make me feel so good inside, 12 months ago I could have died, But now I’m happy like I should be, I wish that you could only see. The things that you do and say, Leave me in complete dismay. To think that is what I’m like, I thought I was only full of spite. But now I’m just a happy girl, Living in this f*cked up world, Things have changed and that is great, To live without my hurtful hate.

Save Nazanin
To: The Secretary General of the United Nations, Kofi Annan,The United Nations High Commissioner of Human Rights, Louise Arbour,The Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran Ayatollah Seyed Ali Khamenei, and The Head of the Judiciary of IRI Ayatollah Mahmoud Has We, the undersigned, are deeply concerned for 18-year-old Nazanin who faces execution by the Islamic Republic of Iran. On January 3, 2006, 18-year-old Nazanin was sentenced to death for murder by court in Iran after she reportedly admitted fatally stabbing one of three men who attempted to rape her and her 16-year-old niece in a park in Karaj (a suburb of Tehran) in March 2005. She was seventeen at the time. Her sentence is subject to review by the Court of Appeal, and if upheld, to confirmation by the Supreme Court. According to reports in the Iranian newspaper E’temaad, Nazanin told the court that three men had approached her and her niece, forced them to the ground and attempted to rape them. Seeking to defend her n

Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, North Carolinians, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians, and some from Va as well, will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." ___________________________________________________________ HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He i

When We Say I Love You ...
When we say I love you we say 8-3-1 instead. To find out why I guess you'll have to Get inside our heads. Our secret is a sign of more That lies beneath our souls In tunnels dug through common ground By happy, fun-filled moles. I think, he feels, he thinks, I feel, We talk beneath our words, Singing silently our joy Like mikeless, earphoned birds. Of course our little secrets are Quite easy to uncover, Yet deeper still are wordless things That hold our lives together. posted by: - Get Your Own

Death Tonight
Voodoo Devil skulls In this mind I'm losing wars Everything is nothing Everything disturbing dreams Gliding roads that never were Eternal never ending blur Dark Dark Road Skies I can feel my death tonight ** There is only so much bad teenage poetry one person can read.

Divine Thing!
This is my song :) You are the one supreme being Just dressed to kill and fulfill just any dream And you are the one heart's desire All hips and lips made to trick just any fool [Chorus] I could have sworn that you were an angel 'Cause you're a sweet, sweet, sweet, divine thing But I should have known that you were the devil Dressed like a sweet, sweet, sweet, divine thing... You lack the one thing that is devotion not always there, in your hair in a daze Just too wrapped up in your own emotion your vanity will always be your greatest thing.... Chorus

Sex After Death
Subject: Sex After Death A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary . . Mary. ..." "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again." "Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.

The Train Conductor
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the track!” . The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out , you may play with your train..but I want you to use; nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say. "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just

Bummed
Not sure why, but today I all of a sudden got sad. I've had a few things really on my mind lately.. decisions to make... some things in my life that make me want to run from everything. I even deleted all but a few of my pics here, and wonder if I really want to be here. Some days I just really need to feel like I matter to someone. Yes, I matter to my son,and without that, there would be nothing. But that is not the way I mean.

Empathy In Action
An Experiment in Gratitude Sometimes we forget to take the time to recognize the richness that defines our lives. This may be because many of the messages we encounter as we go about our affairs prompt us to think about what we don’t have rather than all the abundance we do enjoy. Consequently, our gratitude exists in perpetual conflict with our desire for more, whether we crave time, convenience, wealth, or enlightenment. Yet understanding and truly appreciating our blessings can be as simple as walking a mile in another’s shoes for a short period of time. Because many of us lead comparatively insular lives, we may not comprehend the full scope of our prosperity that is relative to our sisters and brothers in humanity. If you find taking an inventory of your life’s blessings difficult, consider the ease with which you nourish your body and mind, feed your family, move from place to place, and attend to tasks at hand. For a great number of people, activities you may take for gran

Redneck Llove Poem
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you spark up my life

What I Can Still Do
What I Can Still Do 2005 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (16 January 2005, Florida) Two North Fort Myers residents, 23-year-old Molly and her husband, had rented a room in a local motel for some unspecified activity, perhaps involving perpetuation of the species. As Molly entered the second-floor room, she went straight for the lanai, which overlooked a concrete patio. Most guests would have seen the railing on the edge of the lanai as a safety feature, but for Molly it brought to mind fond memories of her youthful gymnastic abilities. Molly called out to Todd, "Watch to see what I can still do." These would be her last words. She did a flip onto the railing for a handstand, just the way she used to do, then toppled over the other side, slamming into the patio 15 feet below. She was pronounced dead at the hospital. Reader Comments: "Molly, Molly, Molly." "She was just dying to impress him! LOL" "Agility does NOT equal intelligence (apparently.)" "Bet that w

Hold That Bus!
Hold That Bus! 2004 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (2 November 2004, Portland, Oregon) Dianne, a 56-year-old bus driver with 22 years of experience, pulled into the Sunset Transit Center shortly before noon. She was running six minutes late, and was eager to use the bathroom. After waiting impatiently for her passengers to disembark, Dianne hurried off the bus, leaving the engine in gear and running, with no parking brake engaged. She walked around the front of the bus and reached in the driver's window to pull the lever that closed the door. The bus is equipped with automatic brakes that keep it from moving as long as the doors are open. Once the doors shut, the brakes release after a one-and-a-half-second delay. As Dianne passed in front of the bus on her way to the toilet, she suddenly found the 15-ton bus creeping slowly towards her. She could have jumped out of the way. In fact, she could have ambled out of the way. Instead, witnesses watched her pus

Oh This Is The Subject, Oh Well...
So, I'm newish but I have had a lot of help from people... and finally I figured out how to be a fan of someone’s, I wanted to see if I could do it otherwise I would have asked. Anyway, I'm 21, 5/10/85; I don't know why it says I'm 22. I will be this year obviously. I actually have a question... I have a code to make my site all pretty, where do I put it? Sometime this week I will post more pictures of me, and make albums... one for my art and crap, and one about me and my life and one special for my weight loss. I'm just so happy I did it before last year ended. I am a single mom... not sure if I want to post her picture up here just yet, it would be different if I had family on this site, but most of my family doesn’t like this sort of thing. Sometime I will deck out my about me and whatnot whenever, but right now just ask me anything and I will answer. Too personal I won't but let you know that I get shy about some things.

Can You Hear Me?
Pick up the phone... Do you hear my breath on the other line? I am lying here in my bed all alone thinking of you, and when that happens my mind tend to wonder. Imagine feeling my breath flowing down the length of your body, feel my kisses on your chest? My hands on your body touching you everywhere... Relax, this will be fun. I am snuggled in my bed, I'm naked touching my breasts my skin is soft and smooth. I imagine it is you touching me, you! feeling my body shake. Are you excited yet? I know it would be much better to be here tonight, but the phone will have to do for now. Where were we... Oh! you touching me, feeling how silky my skin is. I hear you in the back ground, the deep breaths, and the low moans... In my mind i feel your body tense up as I work my way down, surrounding you with my mouth taking you all in, It feel like my tounge is dancing... You are relaxing... Good... What are you thinking? What are you imagining? What do you want to try?

Shouldn't All The Bush Supporters Move To Iraq ?
Shouldn't All The Bush Supporters Move To Iraq ? Bush needs help to win his War For Oil, so all of you Bush supporters ought to put your lives where your mouths are and join the Army so you can help Bush win. Have You Joined TWITS For BUSH Yet ? There is a group on Yahoo called TWITS for Bush thst ..... We are a group for the Idiots who still support Bush or for those people who just like to pick on anyone who is still stupid enough to support Bush. CLICK ON THE BELOW PICTURE TO CHECK OUT TWITS For BUSH CLICK on The Above Picture To See What Is Good For You CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today " http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/groups/g_18129656/.HomePage/__sr_/edd6.jpg?grAIoqFBeZUzOTvO http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TwitsForBush/

Should You Set Goals?
Should You Set Goals? Philippians 3:10-14 Verse after verse of Scripture encourages believers to trust God for their needs. Some people, including church leaders, think those passages indicate believers should not set their own goals. To them, setting goals indicates a lack of confidence in our heavenly Father. But, this interpretation fails to acknowledge trust as an important discipline and turns it into apathy. Goal setting helps us determine where to focus our energy to accomplish the work the Lord has for us to do (Ephesians 2:10). It is also scriptural. In Genesis 6, we learn Noah built an ark with God’s instruction. In chapter 24 of Genesis, Abraham sent a servant out to find a wife for his son Isaac. And in Genesis 41, Joseph stockpiled food to supply Egypt through a famine. In Philippians 3:10-14, the apostle Paul sought deeper knowledge of Jesus Christ. As any of these wise men could confirm, reaching for a goal increases faith. Stretch a rubber ban

True Beauty Of Women!
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life... Sophia Loren Facts on Figures:There are 3 billion women who don't look like super models and only eight who do. Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14 ? If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all FOURS due to her proportions! The average woman weighs 144 pounds, and wears between a size 12-14. One out of every 4 college-aged women has an eating disorder. The Models in the magazines are AIRBRUSHED!!! - NOT Perfect!! A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent looking at a Fashion Magazine caused70% of women to feel depressed, guilty and SHAMEFUL! Models 20 years ago weighed 8% Less than the average Woman. Today they weigh 23% less..... ~~ Beauty of a Woman ~~ The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorwa

~~bakers Viagra~~
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard" He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this shit but me."

1st Blog
I have to thank a certain really beguiling and enchanting young lady for introducing me to this cool site. I try not to say anything that wastes words but I may occasionally be guilty of BUI. Things are afoot in this world that are of enormous possible impact. It is no wonder we seek refuge in diversions of whatever nature. The political, ideological, legal, moral, and physical destiny of the next hundred years is at stake. And who is capable to know the right turns to make, the right path to take? Harm no one. Help where you can. Love who you can. Do not hate. Hope. And may the blessings of the supreme being be upon all those in positions of power and leadership, to guide them and give them wisdom, compassion, and commom sense.

In Memory Of!!!!
HAVE YOU EVER? Have you ever saw death look at you or someone you know? I have and it was the most scariest thing I have ever seen in my life!!! Three weeks later, ....... She and her son died in a car accident with another woman and her 3 kids!!!! They were hit by a semi truck that smashed and ran over them!!! Verry sad indeed I agree!!! The wost part was that I was suposed to be the driver and had to help my grandma on her farm and couldnt make it!!! Was a last minute desition!!! You have no idea as to whats been going on through my mind!!! The thngs that has happend sence then is verry unbelievable!!!! If I told you, you wouldnt believe it!!! I dont believe it and i am the one that is going through it!!! She and the other woman was a good friend of mine and the families sence we were kids!!! I will say that I never want to go through that ever again!!! You want to know the truth? Death looked her and I both and I survived!!! I dont think your suposed to see death in a f

I Like These
>>>VIRGOsomeone loves them right now. >Great at keeping secrets. >Freak in bed. >Always wants the last word. >Caring. >Smart. >Addictive. >Attractive. >Loud. >Loyal. >Easy to talk to. >Hard to forget >Love at first sight wit u babe >Everything u ever wanted >Easy to please >The one and only >ultimate sexiness >>>SCORPIOEXTREMELY sexy. >Intelligent. >Energetic. >Predict future. >Most erotic. >(Freak in bed.) >(GREAT kisser.) >Always get what they want. >Sexy. >Attractive. >Easy going. >Loves being in long relationships. >Talkative. >The sexiest ever.... >Romantic. >Caring. >>>LIBRAVery romantic. >Nice to everyone They meet. >Their Love is one of a kind. >Silly, fun and sweet. >Have own unique sexiness. >Most caring person you will ever meet! >Amazing n Bed..!!! >Did I say Amazing in Bed? >not the kind of person you wanna skrew with... u might end up crying... >the most irresistible >>>ARIESlovable >Spontanious. >Not one to FUCK with. >Erotic. >Funny. >Take you on trips to th

To All My Friends
PLEASE KNOW I HAVEN'T FORGETTING ANYONE HERE OK I HAVE BEEN SUPER BUSY WITH WORK WORKING 2 SHIFTS AND NOT HAVING TIME TO TO DO MUCH AT ALL I'M LOOKING AT MY LIFE TOO REALISED ITS BEST TOO HAVE A HEART OF STONE AT TIMES I GUESS A WAY TO PROTECT ONES SELF WORK HELPS WHEN YOUR MISSING SOMEONE WHO IS SO VERY SPECIAL TO YOU FEELINGS THAT I SUPPOSE CAN NEVER BE FULLY LIVED THERE IS A SPECIAL WOMEN I HAVE GROWN TO LOVE SO VERY MUCH IN EVERY WAY BUT I CANT HOLD HER TOUCH HER AND TELL HER HOW MUCH SHE TRULY MEANS TO ME THE WORLD IS SO VERY UNFAIR AT TIMES DISTANCE SHE CAN MAKE THE HEART GROW STRONGER BUT IT CAN ALSO CRUSH THAT HEART AS WELL YOU KNOW SOME PEOPLE THINK LOVE AT FIRST SITE DOES NOT EXIST AND SOME THINK YOU CAN NOT FALL IN LOVE OVER THE INTERNET WELL! I CAN TELL ALL THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I FOUND HER RIGHT HERE ON THE INTERNET AND I KNOW IN MY HEART WHATS REAL AND WHATS NOT! ALSO I WENT THROUGH MY FRIENDS LIST CLEARED OUT THE FAKES AND

Friends
just letting everyone know that i love you guys and girl who became my friends i dont have any here where i live lol just to let you all know i was in katrina and moved to GA to start over with my fam now i have friends to talk to here online something is better that nothing lol we thank you all talk to you guys and girls later one love

I Have Mad Fucked Up Dreams, See!
I stand in a room with a gentlemen, we are strangers, but at the same time we are not, sharing a common link that has brought us together to this spot. It takes me a second but I finally catch on to whats happening, and whats going to happen. He stands their tall dark and handsome, well dressed with a nice leather jacket. Me, im just me sittin there in some black pants and a white t shirt. Compaired to him im nothing (symbology?). He glares at me from acrossed the room stepping forward slowly and casually. With arrogance and cockiness that I have only seen a few assholes radiate. He circles me like a shark would his pray. Sizing me up i suppose. I know what he is thinking, "this is him?". I smile because at the same time he feels currently superior to me i know at the same time, he is like danm, all this for this pathetic piece of shit. He steps in front of me looking me up and down. He chuckles as he grins. He reaches into his jacket, no use. Ive had a good run i suppose. He grab

Ct Admins Deleted The First Time, So Now I'll Make It Nsfw!!
This slutPrelude: This slut writes this huge fucking blog post about how she's a Polygamist, and my comment was"what's so wrong with saying you like to fuck"Demented_A...: it has nothing to do with liking to fuck.. its a lifestyleTO: Demented_A...: no it's not... it's putting too much emphasize on a minor detail in lifeDemented_A...: a lifestyle is not a minor detail it descibes a person its who a person is...TO: Demented_A...: Because you choose to enjoy to have multiple sex partners it's a whole way of life?TO: Demented_A...: or life/love partners.Demented_A...: its not about sex.. its about love and closenessDemented_A...: if u dont like my blog then dont read it... its quite simple i was asked about it so i posted the blog about itTO: Demented_A...: No, it has nothing to do with that, I summed it up pretty well, and it offended you, so you felt you needed to "open my eyes" about a subject that's childish and inane, now you're upset.Demented_A...: actually im not upset at all.. i wa

Green
YA KNOW... GREEN IS MY FAV COLOR... BUT ON SOME PEOPLE... GREEN IS SO NOT THEIR COLOR(IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN)... JEALOUSY BITCHES GET OVER IT... IT'S NOT OUR FAULT WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU... WE'RE NOT COCKY, WE'RE CONFIDENT!

How A Woman's Brain Works
Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: ? ?? Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. Good thing a man's brain requires only two balls. hehe, brilliant, i could watch this for hours.. facinating

Life As A Turkey / A Turkey Day Poem (thx Bear)
Life as a Turkey when I was a young turkey, new to the coop, My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop; then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look and his tone I will always remember, when he told me of the horrors of...Black November: "Come about August, now listen to me, each day you'll get six meals instead of just three." "And soon you'll be thick, where once you were thin, and you'll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin; and then one morning, when you're warm in your bed, in will burst the farmer's wife, and hack off your head." Then she'll pluck your feathers so you're bald and pink, and scoop out your insides and leave ya lyin' in the sink; and then comes the worst part," he said not bluffing, she'll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing!" Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat, I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat: I decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked, I

What Musical Instrument Best Fits Your Personality?
You scored as Flute. Go learn flute you pansy :). I'm kidding but seriously. Pick it up. It fits you well.Flute83%Bass75%Guitar58%Drums17%What musical instrument best fits your personality?created with QuizFarm.com Interesting, since I really do play the flute!

What Mythological Creature Are You?
Ok, I don't really agree with this one much at all. I am NOT a water person! lol You Are a Mermaid You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need. Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational.

I Am.....
You Are Root Beer Ultra sweet and innocent, you have a subtle complexity behind your sugary front. Children love you, but so do high end snobs... when you're brewed right. Your best soda compatibility match: Dr. Pepper Stay away from: Diet Coke What Kind of Soda Are You?

~~life On The Border ~~
The latest telephone poll taken by the office of the Governor of Texas asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem." 65% of respondents answered: "No es una problema senor."

My Thoughts Of You
Current mood: Mellow Category: Writing and Poetry How can you love someone you have never seen with a feeling so passionate that it makes your heart skip a beat at the sound of his voice? How can you feel his hands on you, when he has never touched you? How can you feel his lips kiss yours when he has never whispered your name in the night? A love with such passion that life could have never known it in your wildest dreams. Or if it could ever be possible would you turn it away in fear that it could not be real for you had never known such a love. For this love I would take the chance of heartbreak. For I have known a lifetime of heartbreak and heartbreak in itself is of a temporary Nature if we allow it to be. But to know just one moment in my life with such passion such feeling such want such need. I would give myself entirely without regret without sorrow without remorse to you your wants your needs your love your life. To

Safe In The Arms Of Love
My heart's not ready for the rocking chair I need somebody who really cares So tired of livin' solitaire Someday I'm gonna be Safe in the arms of love Strip your heart and it starts to snow Love is a high-wire act I know Someday I'll find a net below Someday I'm gonna be Safe in the arms of love Safe in the arms of love I want arms that know how to rock me Safe in the arms of love I wanna fall and know that love has caught me Safe in the arms of love Safe in the arms of love I want a heart to be forever mine Want eyes to see me satisfied Gonna hang my heartaches out to dry Some day I'm gonna be safe in the arms of love Safe in the arms of love I want arms that know how to rock me Safe in the arms of love I wanna fall and know that love has caught me Safe in the arms of love Safe in the arms of love Safe in the arms of love

Congress Can't Stop Buildup, Bush Says
Congress can't stop buildup, Bush says --In CBS interview, Bush calls himself 'educator in chief' 15 Jan 2007 As Congress and the administration gird for conflict over troop levels in Iraq, Dictator Bush says he has the power to send more U.S. forces, regardless of what lawmakers want... In a "60 Minutes" interview, taped last week, Bush said he wasn't bothered by his low approval ratings and called himself the "educator in chief," arguing that sharing his views would help to overcome public and congressional resistance. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003525632_bushcheney15.html

Whispers In The Night
Listen carefully, open your heart, for my Whispers In The Night Touching your soul, ever so gently, making you glow so bright I come to you, through a warm breeze, feel me on your face Your beautiful glow, lights my world, blessed with Gods sweet grace Hear the birds sing, a special love song, up in the tree In through your ears, a soft melody, just for you from me I come to you, in many different ways, each and every day Your magnetic pull, attracting me, God wants it this way See the moon glow, a soft orange, up in the night time sky In through your eyes, touching you, sometimes making you cry I come to you, in my comforting way, sending all my love I pray to God, thanking him, for sending you from above Feel the rain, pouring down, as it hits your skin Touching you, with my love, as my tears begin I come to you, to be with you, each and every day Without your love, for me to have, there is no other way You are my life, you are my world, Im blessed with Gods sweet gra

How Well Do You Know Grease The Movie?
I don't watch for 100 times...I just have a good memory! How well do you know Grease the movie? Grease Maniac!You are a Grease Maniac. When you aren't watching the movie for the 100th time you're singing along to the soundtrack. Take this test

Us Constitution Suspended By Oregon State Trooper.
Time to fight the future that those in power would create. Paul 2007OREGON STATE TROOPER SUSPENDS FIRST AMENDMENT Posted 1:00 AM Easternby NWVs investigative reporter Jim KouriJanuary 16, 2007© 2007 NewsWithViews.com PORTLAND, OR. --An Oregon man says he and his family were accosted and harassed by an Oregon State trooper while exercising their constitutional right to protest the war on a public sidewalk in Portland on December 9, 2006. David Brownlow, 49, who serves as the vice chairman of the Constitution Party of Oregon, filed a $1 million federal civil rights lawsuit against Senior Trooper Ken Moore for violating his right to freedom of expression under the United States Constitution pursuant to 42 USC 1983. According to Brownlow, who worked on the Mary Starrett for Governor campaign in the 2006 election cycle, he was standing on the sidewalk, with his wife and 12-year old daughter, adjacent to a Portland mall, peacefully holding up a sign that read "SUPPORT OUR TROOPS -- BRI

What Classic Bombshell Are You?
Ok, I don't change my men that often... What Classic Bombshell Are You? Elizabeth TaylorYou are Elizabeth Taylor! The epitome of glamour. You love diamonds, and you are always the center of attention. You change your men, like you change your underwear but thats okay, you are worth it. Take this test

Clear Title
Gotta love a good lawyer. . Only in Louisiana - you have to love this lawyer -It's too good not to Share! Everyone who has ever bought a house, built or added on to a house, will enjoy this. A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to the parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803,which took the Lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply: (Actual letter): "Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we Compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be

Is This Right?
Just tonight, i was watching the 7pm news, like i always do. There came on one headline to do with the pollution in China....so listened on and there was a report on it. It said that in that certain place, (which i can't remember where it was.) that the rate of cancer has risen to more than 70%. Basically nearly every family has experienced some form of cancer one way or another. Many have already died. This was due to the pollution and the wastage which were left by the companies, such as manufactures etc. Dumping waste into rivers and building factories illegally. Lots of things going on which isnt right at all, well the way they are going about things at the moment. The government is 'turning and blind eye' to all this, and i think its really wrong. Do you think? There was one point, where one of the directors of a manufacturing was interviewed by the BBC reporter. He denied that there were anything wrong with what they were doing at the moment. He even asked a re

I Feel It
the days are getting fewer and fewer i want to stop it but i can my luck has run out and i am scared i want my luck to change i am tired of waiting i want to be happy but i cant most people dont understand what is going on but i realy cant explain that well but the end is coming unless i find a way to change it

Dried Fructose Lips! Glitter Like Chapstickgirl.
Kid, the iron hand slaps happy the iron fist of fate. yup jits everywhere. grits everywhere. sticking to the teeth of every blind barricade and room filled with sout. thats... "Sout" not soot. not black, but... white. can you imagine white cabrini green? the smell of bruschetta and fava beans burning on the grill? empty chianti bottles adorning the doorsteps of a million abandoned condos The smell of white contempo neighborhoods rob you with your eyes staring up to the daylight this is mock and roll. this is new women and children, new woes Mr Midnight comes. on the faces of these, too ridiculous to be written. It's RollsRoyce and selling. Next, On COPS: Its programmmed on our eyes. Big saline baggie titted Buffy, and J.G. Billington police chases. Baggies filled with ripped timeshare. summerhouses in the Comptons East to West, 90% sold! debt sold by the ounce. its coming. Raw chinos and Golf Mr Midnight comes. Crackhouses on the lake blinged out like th

Dim Bulb.
Sometimes when I tell someone to break a leg, I actually mean that I hope they break a leg. I won't do it myself as I hate getting my hands dirty. I just rely on universal justice to take care of it. Sometimes universal justice takes too long and you need to get a heavy, blunt object.

Are You A Geek?
Are You A Geek?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 83% which makes you A Major GeekYou are an Uber geek. Ruler of all things geek. Lower forms of life bow down to you and your superior geekness. Bill Gates is probably your best friend.Are You A Geek, find out at Quizopolis.com

Hbo Real Sex
HBO Real Sex Thursday Night a mad rush home to Lover and HBO Real Sex Kids are away and grandma's The Whole house our den of Pleasure and bliss 11:30 arrives, wine and chocolates and cheese Sexual desire flows from every pore We tremble delightfully In each others embrace Cyber swinging, Swingstock in Minnesota All very deliciously naughty But then came the piece on sensations The fire of raw desire has been lit Sinks to her knees Goddess is hungry and determined Taking my manhood in her Capable hands She feasts so expertly on it Totally at her sexual mercy My mind and body a blur But you are nto allowed to cum until I say She licks, nibbles and sucks me to orgasm STopping short, teasing me again and again Fianlly her own fire of passion needs release as she pins me to the couch Mounting my waiting tongue eat Me Good Boy Toy Mama demnds it done right Oh how i love to serve my goddess Her body built in beauty and strength, My own built f

Confessions Of Insatiability
Confessions of Insatiability My Big Beautiful Goddess Glorious mane of hair flowing on the four winds Lips full of rose petal soft Full Plump, Juicy, Grand Seductress She purs like the Great Cat Goddess Bastet Walks wiht the prowess of Diana Makes Wild passionate Love with the fury of Aphrodite I live to serve, to worhsip her, live for her pleasure Kneeling at her altar Her body moistened and eager Her siren voice pierces my core Her Universal magnetism captures me completely The softness of your breasts rubbign aginats my own Sends waves of sxual tremors surging through me The moistness of her plump labias Tickles my tastebuds; increasing my hunger and thirst for her nectar She mounts me with Grand Prowess Gripping me, mssaging my manhood with her strong kegels Controls me, sudeces me Oh Grand Enchantress has me under her spell Goddess, Divine and beloved Big beautiful, Bodl, and Sexy I am priest, toy, servant Your Wishn is my command

No Flu This Year
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in > her eighties and had > >>> > > never been married. She was admired for her > sweetness and kindness > >>> > >>> > >to all. > >>> > > > >>> > > One afternoon the pastor came to call on > her and she showed him > >>> > > into her quaint sitting room. She invited > him to have a seat while > >>> > > she prepared tea. > >>> > > > >>> > > As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the > young minister > >>> > > noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of > it. The bowl was filled > >>> >with > >>> > >water, and in the water floated, of all > things, a condom! > >>> > > When she returned with tea and scones, they > began to chat. > >>> > > > >>> > > The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity > about the bowl of > >>> > > water and its strange floater, but soon it > got the better of him > >>> > > and > >>> >he > >>> > >could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he > said, "I wonder if you > >>> > >would te

Sex Facts Lol
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Differen

The Difference Between Men & Women
MEN: MOST MEN CAN SAY I LOVE U W/ NO PROBLEM BUT, THEY DON'T MEAN IT. THEY JUST USE THIS LINE TO GET WHAT THEY WANT. WOMEN: WHEN WOMEN SAY I LOVE YOU THEY USUALLY MEAN IT... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MEN: WHEN MOST MEN SAY THAT THEY TRUST YOU WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN IS THAT THEY'LL NEVER TRUST YOU NO MATTER HOW FAITHFUL YOU ARE TO THEM. WOMEN: WHEN WOMEN SAY THAT THEY TRUST YOU THEY USUALLY MEAN IT UNLESS THEY HAVE REASON NOT TO.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MEN: MOST MEN WILL FUCK AROUND WITH YUOR FRIENDS AND LIE ABOUT IT BUT YOUR FRIENDS WILL HAVE THE NEED TO TELL YOU.. WOMEN: WOMEN WILL FUCK YOUR FRIENDS ONLY BECAUSE MEN HURT THEM,BUT UNLIKE WOMEN NOT ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL TELL YOU THAT THEY'RE BEEN FUCKIN' YOUR GIRL... THIS IS IN MY OWN EXPERIENCE WITH THIS KIND OF SITUATION. YOURS MIGHT BE DIFFERENT AND IF YOU'VE HAD IT BETTER THAN ME THAN ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT I HOPE IT NEVER HAPPENS

The Holy Temple
In keeping with spirit... Doggie and the Pastor are planning a number of visits to the holy temple in northern Arizona! (you can see a pic of the temple on my profile labeled "my favorite bar") Damn, I can't wait for summer and the beginning of services at Temple Bugles!

~~advantages Of Being A Union Member~~
Being a union member A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "

Midlife
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds I can almost feel myself losing weight . . . by forwarding this to you! You'll understand at the end. I've seen two shows lately that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be . . . Puhleeeeeeeze! I've had a few thoughts of my own and would like to share them with you. Whether you are pushing 40, 50, 60 (or maybe even just pushing your luck), you'll probably relate. Mid-life is when the growth of hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag. Mid-life is when you can stand naked in front of a mirror and you can see your rear without turning around. Mid-life is when you go for a mammogram and you realize that t

For You Are The One
**For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek.** **For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side.** **For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul.** **For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means.** **For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give.** **You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat.** **For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find.** **For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love.**

Sweet Dreams My Friends
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF Never let anything become so much as to loose focus and get out of touch with the things that are important in life for much is fraught with stress and strife remember that someone cares about you in everything you have that you must do think about this and your heart will know there is always tomorrow to reap and to sow the seeds we plant give forth their yield it is our job to tend our own field the bountiful harvest of life for both you and I is just to accept the blessings and never ask why I accept you as who you are, and thank god every day that he put you in my life, I hope that is where you stay ! By R. Thomas Dinsmore

3900 Marbles
The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either way,the first few hours of a Saturday morning are most enjoyable. A few weeks ago, I was shuffling toward the garage with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and the morning paper in the other. What began as a typical Saturday morning turned into one of those lessons that life seems to hand you from time to time. Let me tell you about it: I turned up the dial into the headphone portion of the band on my ham radio in order to listen to a Saturday morning swap net. Along the way, I came across an older sounding chap, with a tremendous signal and a golden voice. You know the kind; he sounded like he should be in the broadcasting business. He was telling whom-ever he was talking with something about "a thousand marbles." I was intrigued and stopped to listen to what he had to say "Well,

Getting Older
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it?" Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club an

Bubba Converts!
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a sm

A Gift Of Love
My gift to you is my love Given from deep within my heart It is the best I have to offer And its yours until this earth we depart You have captured a part of me A part so very fragile that I am in fear For it is my heart I have lost To you my love, the one I hold most dear I chose to love you now With all that I have and all that I am And I pray that God follows us To guide our steps as we cross this land For it is with His blessings We will live most at peace with each other For He is the reason after all We found one another ........ I Love You!

Party Accomplished!
Pentagon Plans "Day of Celebration" For Iraq Washington- The US Govt may have a budget deficit of $248 billion, but that didn't stop Congress from setting aside $20 million for a victory party in Iraq. The money, earmarked for a "commemoration of success" was supposed to be spent in 2006- but the timing just didn't seem right, what with 724 American soldiers killed and 5,128 wounded since January. Victory plans were further hampered by the estimated 17,234 Iraqi security forces and civilians killed in 2006. Next year, however, Iraqis can look forward to what the defense budget calls a "day of celebration" with "appropriate ceremonies and activities." Stay tuned for more "Troubled Times", via Rolling Stone

I'm Sorry
This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are I thought this was pretty good and worth reposting I'm sorry That I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but whe

Classes For Men
I found this posted in a group I am in on Yahoo FALL CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY: Sept. 30th CHECK FOR DATE / TIMES IN YOUR AREA NOTE:DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 h ours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor — Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes — Can They L

Something To Offend Everyone!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE! What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dir t bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lb. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Becaus

Beast Within
Animalistic urges grow As we make loves sweet show Bite flesh with your nails and claw The beast within likes the feeling raw Takes over and gains control Beast of lust without a soul Bites and growls locked in heat Makes a lover a meal to eat Pain excites the beast within Drives on lust oh sweet sin Faster pace of lusty grind Now set free from in the mind Forcing harder till climax arrive Feel the energy so alive Growls of orgasms final release At last the beast lays at peace Safely back within its prison cage Only to awaken when you enrage With love bites and claws and torn flesh Beast of lust will then with you enmesh As you are one in the act and deed beast leaves in you something you need That primal part that stirs the soul Makes you both one complete and whole By R. Thomas Dinsmore

To All The Women! Thank You!
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the w

Pick One
1. either be sexy as hell and freeze or warm and look like a granny or pop 2. either have loved and lost or have never loved at all 3. either talk to a person u hate or never talk to anyone again 4. either fight wit ur family or pretend its ok 5. either fuck or make love 6. popular and hated or have few freind and loved 7. either work a job u hate and have money or work ur dream job and make little money 8. either be scared and expirenced or bored and safe 9. arrested saying gee this was fun or at home wondering if ur ok 10. either reading this and responding or doing somethin else

Lady.......
Glow lady Outshine the moon Your radiance lends warmth To the sun, at high noon You are beautiful- Like a portrait, framed in gold In comparison to you Even fire seems cold. Glow lady Show me some sign That I have touched your heart Like the way you have mine You are wonderful- Like a June moonlit night Like that last puzzle piece When it fits in just right. Glow lady What more can I say My thoughts are all of you Every night, every day You have touched- Something brand new in me And these things I now feel I feel, so tenderly.

What Is Your Paranormal Gift?
What is your Paranormal gift? Control of FireYou're a little pyro, arn't you? Fire attracts you and you've learned how to control it, or even create that pretty little flicker of red, orange, and blue light. Be careful, though, you could set your friends, family, or even yourself on fire... try doing that to the enemies.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

A Person's Bullitin And My Comment... What Do You Think?
I have 41 fans out of 530 friends and um ive faned over 200 maybe date: 2007-01-19 14:53:23 thats some fucked up shit time to do some cleanup so if ur a fan of me um yeah thats cool and all but ugh the rest should fan me! i guess this site is full of fake people after all --------------------------------------------------- My comment: 2007-01-19 18:37:28 if you have fanned just over 200 people out of 530, the people on your list are not the only ones that need time to do a cleanup... just sayin' ----------------------------------------------------

Cold
I dreamt of a fever, one that would cure me of this cold, winter set heart. with heat to melt these frozen tears and burned with reasons as to carry on. into these twisted months i plunge without a light to follow but i swear that i would follow anything if it would just get me out of here. and so you get six months to adapt and then you get two more to leave town. in the event that you do adapt we still might not want you around. and i fell for the promise of a life with a purpose but i know that that is impossible now. and so i drink to stay warm and to kill selected memories because i just can't think anymore about that or about her tonight i give myself three days to feel better or i swear i'll drive right off a fucking cliff because if i can't make myself feel better then how can i expect anyone else to give a shit and i scream for the sunlight or a car to take me anywhere just get me past this dead and eternal snow because i swear that i am dying, slowly but its happening and if

Savannah River Site
Is where i will be from Monday till thursday or friday...so if i dont post or reply to anyone dont get upset...I will be helping to build the MOX Project complex...If you dont know what it is then visit these links http://www.srs.gov/general/srs-home.html http://www.dcsmox.com/factsheets.html

Candlemas Sabbat
Candlemas Sabbat Begin by erecting an altar, facing north. Place before it a consecrated besom (a straw broom). Prepare a crown of thirteen candles and place it on the center of the altar. At each side of the crow, place a candle of the appropriate Sabbat color. To the left, place a censer of the appropriate incense and a sprig of evergreen. (A sprig of the previous year’s Yule tree or wreath may also be used as an altar decoration.) To the right, Place a chalice of water (fresh rainwater or melted snow, if at all possible), a small dish of dirt or sand, and a consecrated athame. Cast a circle about nine fee in diameter around the altar, using white chalk or paint. Sprinkle a bit of salt inside the circle and then trace the circle in a clockwise direction with a consecrated ceremonial sword, or a will wand, and say: With salt and sacred sword I consecrate and invoke thee O Sabbat Circle of magick and light. In the sacred name of brigit And under her pro

For A Reason
PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments.Your response will be interesting. Pay attention to what you read. After you have finished reading it, you will know the reason it was sent to you. Here goes: People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take

Hugs To You
Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You) ! ! You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really make them stop & Think!!! If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them! If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends If you receive this back 2 times . You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend. If you receive this back 4 times. You are truely loved as a friend!! _____8888888888____________________ ____888888888888888_________________ __888888822222228888________________ _888888222I2222288888_______________ 888888222222222228888822228888______ 888882222222222222288222222222888___ 88888222222222LUV22222222222222288__ _8888822222222222222222222222222_88_ __88888222222222222222U22222222__888 ___8

Nini!
Im gonna go watch some stupid girlie movie and crash. Have a good nite... This is my song for sure! Beauty queen of only eighteen She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else I drove for miles and miles And wound up at your door I’ve had you so many times but somehow I want more I don’t mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will be loved She will be loved Tap on my window knock on my door I want to make you feel beautiful I know I tend to get insecure It doesn’t matter anymore It’s not always rainbows and butterflies It’s compromise that moves us along My heart is full and my door’s always open You can come anytime you want I don’t mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will

Well I Guess It Was Inevitable
But my girlfriend and I just broke up. She really has no time for me, and I need someone who is a bit more mature. Someone who actually wants to be with me, make love to me, all that fun stuff that comes with being in a relationship. Oh well, I guess it's time to put my nose back to the grindstone.

Conspiracy In Kindergarden
Husband is sick so the world must stop! I finished acting like my hubby today at work since he is sick I had to pick up where he usually leaves. Yelling, insulting, being unappreciative and ect....In the grocery store I picked up some chicken legs, salad cornbread and odds and ends. Finally home but my work is far from done. I get to my slave duties and finished cooking. My husband comes in the kitchen and his color is a little better. Then he looks at my chicken legs and said Oh Turkey legs. HUH! I said noooo chicken legs he said Noooooo Turkey legs. Hmmmm, So I said get the damn pack out the trash. While he is rolling over holding his stomach laughing, I rummage thru the trash and UH OH........ Turkey. Then he tells me MANDY, if that is chicken that is the biggest damn chicken legs I have ever seen. LMAO O.K. he got me there. I still wanted to knock that little color he got back from being sick straight to the hospital. WHAT! I am human. Then here come my little one. Mommy homework.

Alright, Here It Is!
Let's see how I do tomorrow! I'm picking the Bears over the Saints..and New England over the Colts. Okay okay, kind of a borderline pick there, but that's what I want to see anyhow. In honor of my buddy from Illinois, I will root for the Bears tomorrow, that and being a Cards fan, I have to live vicariously thru him, lol.

Whats Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Blood. Your turn on is blood. You adore the colour, the taste, the texture, the thickness... everything. You probably like to bite/to be bitten. Sex isn't sex without the ecstasy of blood.Biting100%Whips100%Blood100%Blind Folds100%Bondage100%Chains/Handcuffs67%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

One For The Bikers
There were three men drinking in a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself!"

Because I Have To Blog On Every Site I Go To...
and that's basically the only reason this is here... Blog! Today I finally got down to 155. 5 more to go before I treat myself to something nice! :D That should be in a week and a half to two weeks if I play my cards right! :D so that's it. payce. cole out.

Sunday Play
I was genuinely hoping that the Bears would win today. I figured if my Cowboys couldn't win, might as well have my home town guys get there...they ARE my second favorite. As for the Colts...I kinda figured it was Peyton's time. This game was either gonna make or break his perception of his own abilities to win in clutch games. Brady's already cemented his rep. So I was thrilled with the results of today's games. Dork that I am, I spent tonight with a few friends eating Chicken Alfredo Pizza, watching the playoffs and playing board games. I know...it was like a scene out of Will and Grace...well, except that none of the guys were gay. We played a game called "True Colors" and "Would You Rather...". They were actually quite a bit of fun...not to mention telling about personalities as well as thought provoking. Truthfully, after the hellish pace I've been working at the last few months, it was a much needed break. Especially since I will only have one day off this wee

Goodnight Everyone! Have A Great Night My Wopnderful Cherries!
Man i have now been on herer for 13 hrs strait except for meals I am off to bed!!!!I better be a twisted cherry when I wake up !!! lol Come on sara give me a hand with this! lol night!!!

A Little Poem From Starr
We are all sick of being tired . We all just want to get wired. We just want to tweak. And stay up for weeks. The lights are always on. We are constantly awake. We go to people’s houses. To see what we can take. We clean are own floors with a brush. And own carpets with a rag. We clean are own house for hours . And then chase down the bag. We are paranoid -n- schnitzel . But not afraid of death. Scandalous -N- dishonest. But loyal to are own Meth. No matter how hard we seem to try . We fail to understand what has happened to are own lives . Why are we out cast of the land? Sometimes we act so crazy. People think we are insane. All the while irrational thoughts, Frequently run though are own brain. What a high it is. For those of us who deal, Selling all the cut , so we can do the real.. We all end up imprison wondering how this hole was dug. We blame it on society because we love own drug. So here I sit in prison unable to get high. I

My X's
y o u a r e [ ] 5'2 and under [ ] 5'3 - 5'5" [x] 5'6 - 6'0 [ ] 6'1 - 6'3 [ ] 6'4 and taller [ ] you dont know n a t u r a l l y [] blonde [ ] redhead [ ]brunette [ ] dirty blonde [x] dark brown [ ] black [ ] kind of both blond n red [ ] kind of both brunette and black [ ] kind of both brunette and red [ ] kind of both brunette and blonde [ ] purple. e y e s []blue-eyed [ ] brown-eyed [ ] green-eyed [x] hazel eyed [ ] dark eyed [ ] gold/gray-eyed [ ] silver/gray- eyed [ ] blue/green-eyed [ ] blue/gray-eyed [ ] I DONT KNOW [x] glasses [ ] contacts [ ] neither [ ] both h a i r . [x] short hair [ ] medium hair [ ] long hair [ ] shaved [ ] shaggy y o u r f a v o r i t e c o l o r s [x] red [] hot pink [ ] yellow [x] black [ ] green [x] neon green [ ] blue [ ] white [x]turquoise [ ] silver [x] purple [ ] brown [ ] orange [ ] gray [x] maroon [ ] gold [x] deep purple [x] blood red d o n e / a t t e m p t e d [ ]

Birds And Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.

I Judge A Man By How He Unlocks The Door
One night this guy and his girlfriend are about to go into his apartment. Before he can open his door his girlfriends says, "Wait a minute. I think I can tell how a man makes love by the way he unlocks his door." "Give me some examples", the guy replies. "Well, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and open the door hard, then that means he's a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, that means he's inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then she says, coyly, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" "Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock."

An Ode To A Smelly Pipe
It's one nasty, rank, reeking piece of clay Just one good wiff of that booger Is enough to ruin your day It needs a good cleaning, that's for sure It's chock full o' aged resin from stem to stern If you try to hit off it, you'll probably gag Your nostrils will flare, your eyelids will sag Oh, what do I do with this beloved pipe o' mine? How can I make it pleasant, and it's fragrance so fine? Maybe I should clean it?, Don't you all think? Cause to tell you the truth, it emits the worse kind of stink Yes, it's quite repulsive But it's all I got And I use it, I use it... I use the thing alot Alas, I have some pipe cleaners and alcohol! At last, I've found the cure Now I can clean my trusty tokin' bowl So it'll no longer smell like a sewer Why Smoke Weed? Stoned, Shattered, Wow I'm high, These are the questions, you ask me why? I think it does something, It opens my mind, It answers my questions and lets me unwind Pot solves nothing, I

Update....
Heres an update on my upcoming surgery... Today I go and have a uterine biopsy and Friday morning I will be in surgery at 10 a.m to either remove the uterus if it turns out to be cancerous or just remove the lining due to hemmoraging.. I am hoping it is outpatient and I will be back to annoy everyone a.s.a.p Thanks to all that have showed kindness, concern, friendship and love.. Many don't understand how people can come to care for one another over the internet and to them I say,,, Ya dont know what your missing, because I have made a handful of true friends on here that I will cherish forever!! Heres lyrics to a song I thought fitting for the passing of 2 wonderful men Cedarcreekfisherman ( Dan) Cold_dark_stranger ( Brian) and now for what I'm having to face... Take care all and remember to tell those you love how very much you love them because sometimes, tomorrow doesn't come... Live Like You Were Dying (Tim Nichols/Craig Wiseman) He said: "I was in my early forties

I Need Help!
i really need help. i have a boyfriend who is kinda like a bitch boy (as everyone else sees it) i love him dearly i really do but there are some time where he dont tell me whats wrong and it makes it worse on me to where i have to start crying in order for him to tell me whats wrong. and half the time i feel like i'm not doing my part in the relationship and it hurts me more than it hurts him. and on top of that my family aint helping either because i have more drama in my life than in my own little world. when we are with eachother we are fine and dandy but when we are apart he acts like i'm just someone he can run his mouth to and get mad at when i really havent done anything. i want a guy who is sweet , secure , respectful , honest , not cheating on me and after 2-3 month to be sure he will be with me forever oh and last but not least a guy who has muscles and can stand up for me plus our relationship....i really dont know what to do i have tried everything i can not to break up wi

A Woman Once Said...
A Man is like a deck of cards.... You need a heart to love him A Diamond to marry him A club to beat his fucking head in A spade to burry him Had 2 post this! This is very true for MOST men, not all...but MOST! :) Luv Ya All!! ~~Melissa~~

Breaking The Girls
They had it coming They had me cumming Snuck in my room and shut the door After that, they were virgins nomore Made some fall in love and cry One said, she was pregnant, I almost died Many beautiful girls so young and tight Those wet pussies became women, that night That they dared enter my bedroom door Society calls me "Man the girls labeled,"whores" Why is this so, when I'm the guilty one I lured them in, and had all of the fun So hold your daughters close, when they're sad As I told each one "You're the best I've had" You'll call me names, and want to kill me, too But remember, all you Daddys I'm just like you As a boy, I have heard all your macho stories How you fucked all the girls in your days of glory It's a ritual of man, ever since the creation To screw all of the ladies Sin passed to each generation

My Heart
MY HEART IS BURING MY BODY SO NUMB YOU TOOK MY LOVE YOU JUST HAD TO STAB MY HEART YOU MAY NOT KNOW IT YOUR MY LIFE MY HEART IM SO BLIND YOU DONT LOVE ME IM COMPLETELY BROKEN INSIDE WITH YOU GONE FOREVER I CANT STAND THIS PAIN I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART KNOW ITS BROKEN INSID AND YOU DONT EVEN CARE

Rant...
i'm bored... this job sucks. but it's the only one where you can sit on your ass and make a grand and a half. if boredom comes with a price, it is $1,584 a month. not bragging, just ranting. i'm the type of guy who gets kicked around by life. to find this job was luck... anyway, i'm bored... just had a heart attack for no reason. i'm in a call center, and a call beeped in and ended abruptly... my angel needs to stop while she is ahead. she needs to learn when enough is enough. ummm, when you talk and someone doesn't respond, do you keep talking to potentially dig yourself in deeper? or do you stop? or at least change the damn subject... that'd work. but no, she just keeps it up, and as of yet, her spade hasn't failed to hit a new layer of di-r-t. di-r-t to me is distrust in my metaphors. anyway, i'm bored and nauseous. i'm going to go hug some porcelain...

Bush Poll Ratings Before Speech Fall To Nixon's Level
Bush Poll Ratings Before Speech Fall to Nixon's Level 22 Jan 2007 President [sic] George W. Bush's approval ratings are now the lowest for any president the day before a State of the Union speech since Richard Nixon in 1974, according to a Washington Post-ABC News poll. Sixty-five percent of those surveyed said they disapprove of how Bush is handling his job as pResident while 33 percent approve. http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=a.aveoiqdgBU

Do You Believe This
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ideas_opinions/story/490981p-413581c.html This is an opinion posted in my local newspaper. What everyone fails to realize that a majority of first responders are getting sick. George Bush, and Christie Todd Whittman (Former NJ Governor and EPA Head) said that the air was clear. So did Presidental Hopeful, and what everyone classifies him as "America's Mayor" Rudolph Guilani, echoed the same thing. If the air was so clean, how come all the responders are dying. Which brings me to my seond point. Everyone thinks that what Rudoplh Guilani did was a great thing. Granted he was there for the city, but what people fail to realize is, why do we elect these people into office? The day that the bombings on my city took place was Primary Day in my city. to see who the new mayor would be. Why Mayor Guilani did was his duty, and what he was elected to do. I maybe off base on it, but as a paralegal, a person who is a volunteer police officer, and who ha

Please Read!
SHALL WE HIRE A MONUMENT ENGRAVER TO GO TO ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY AND ADD THE MISSING WORDS ? A MESSAGE FROM AN APPALLED OBSERVER: Today I went to visit the new World War II Memorial in Washington, DC ! I got an unexpected history lesson. Because I'm a baby boomer, I was one of the youngest in the crowd Most were the age of my parents, Veterans of "the greatest war," with their families. It was a beautiful day, and people were smiling and happy to be there. Hundreds of us milled around the memorial, reading the inspiring words of Eisenhower and Truman that are engraved there. On the Pacific side of the memorial, a group of us gathered to read the words President Roosevelt used to announce the attack on Pearl Harbor: " Yesterday, December 7, 1941-- a date which will live in infamy--the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked. ...." One elderly woman read the words aloud: " With confidence in our armed forc

My Dream.....
You walked towards me...smiling at me you asked me what i wanted to do....and i told you that i would show you......i pulled you towards me..kissing you long and hard.your tongue was soft yet powerful.I knew that tongue would feel wonderful between my legs.You started to kiss me softly kissing me down my neck and slowly down my body.Caressing every inch of my curves....You started to undress me while i was undressing you.You started to caress my breast rubbed and suck on my nipples...are bodies trembling with excitement.You press your body against mine..i can feel your throbbing c~~k...i started to kiss your body slowly going down ...down... teasing you and driving you crazy to the point where you were on fire and begged me to suck your c~~k....i began to suck on you until i had you almost at the edge. I pulled my mouth away,licked the tip for a minute then slowly took you back in.You felt so good,filling my mouth completely.You tasted the way i imagined you would as i slowly slid you

The Nasty Test! Answer If You Dare!
Subject: Nasty Test Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u fuck me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a n pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use dessert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and

Real Friendship
Did you ever knew, That you’re my everything? That I would be lost without you, That I would be noting without you? How I feel, or what I say, You’ll listen to me. If I feel sad you say the words, That makes me smile again. Your so important for me, I can say all the sweet things about you. But I know that won’t be enough, To tell you how much you mean to me. We’ll be friends forever, Cause real friendship will never dies.

Watch The Stars Go Out
Is it asking too much to be given time To know these songs and to sing them Is it asking too much of my vacant smile And my laugh and lies that bring them But as the stars are going out And this stage is full of nothing And the friends have all but gone For my life my god I'm singing We'll take our hearts outside Leave our lives behind I'll watch the stars go out Is it asking too much of my favorite friends To take these words for real Is it asking too much of my partner's hands To take this for real As the stars are going out And this stage is full of nothing And the friends have all but gone For my life my god I'm singing We'll take our hearts outside Leave our lives behind I'll watch the stars go out

Medical Distinction Between Guts And Balls!!
Medical Distinction between Guts and Balls!! We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

Wishing Well
You don't know how to start Just look inside your heart You know you feel confused Don't know what to choose You better take a stand And find out who you are You better make a plan 'Cause this has gone too far When you went to the wishing well, You thought you saw the light (the deadlight) If you start to wake up, scream all you want see what you've done start to wake up You don't know what to do To make it right for you You tell me I'm no good I feel misunderstood I'm sick of taking blame Playing the same old game When you went to the wishing well, You thought you saw the light (the deadlight) But even though you took that trip, It never came out right Now you Start to wake up scream all you want See, see, see what you've done! Start, start, start to wake IT up!

The Sex Fairy!!
have to send this on, imma not messing with mah sex'n sheesh The Sex Fairy!! This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing ith the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce mounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and lemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during thatromantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into

Grieving Son Of 9/11 Hero Wants Meeting With Bush
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/491503p-413969c.html **** NEW YORKERS HAVE BEEN LIED TO, THE AIR WAS CONTAMINATED **** 'I need to be strong, and I am just doing my best' STAFF AND NEWS SERVICE REPORTS Borja attended the State of the Union address on behalf of his father, a retired cop who developed lung disease after working at Ground Zero and died earlier yesterday. Ceasar Borja, before learning of the death of his father, Cesar (below) ... ... meets with Sen. Hillary Clinton. Click here for earlier story: A brave, last act for dad A day after his father’s death, the grief-stricken son of a 9/11 police officer said Wednesday he wants to meet with President Bush to describe his father’s sacrifice and the health needs of other sick ground zero workers. Ceasar Borja Jr. attended the president’s State of the Union address on Tuesday night just hours after learning his father had died from lung problems. “I want a meeti

Another Poem
ACCEPTENCE WHY MUST U PLAY PLAY WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS IS SUM GAME ALL I EVER WANTED WAS FOR U TO UNDERSTAND I KNOW ITS HARD IMAGINE HOW I FEEL WALKING AROUND DAY BY DAY LOOKING FOR SUMONE ANYONE TO JUST ACCEPT ME AND NOT TURN THE OTHER WAY LIKE EVERYONE IN MY LIFE HAS JUST TO SEE ME FOR ALL MY LUV AND MY DARK I'M NOT A BAD PERSON I'M JUST AFRAID SO AFRAID I LIVE WITH ANXIETY EVERYDAY SO PLEASE IF U CAN LUV ME LUV ME FOR ME THE SWEET ..KIND PERSON I AM THE ONE WHO WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR SUMONE PLEASE BY WANDA

If You Saw Me In Your Bed....
IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED.....!!!! =)If you woke up n da middle of da night and saw me in your bed what would u do? Give me your opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) jus tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) fuck me so good... details please! 7) give me head 8) make me breakfast 9) ask me my name (lol) 10) call the cops 11) make love to me until we get tired 12) say damm u look good_ howd u get here? Repost with the title IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED!!!!! an see how many ppl want u in their bed.u might be surprised by the answers u get......u could answer the ones who sent u the bulletin

Your Kiddin Right?
So I am in this alluring eyes contest currently in 3rd place cuz noone votes for me except a few ppl. Anyhow I wake up and this is on my page Spamming my pic to vote for her? WTF... BTW I am in a totally foul mood!

College Bound - Part 2
Sarah had no idea how long she had been in the locker. She had occasionally heard the sound of other people in the locker room, and she screamed into her gag, hoping that some one would hear her and release her from her captivity. But the gag had turned her cries for help into soft, muffled moans, and the towels that had been stuffed in and around her body and head had perfectly dampened what little noise she could make, so no one noticed her pleas for help. Her body was in agony. She had been forced to support all of her weight on her injured foot, and her leg was trembling in exhaustion and pain. Sarah found the ache did not lessen over time. It intensified in severity, and she had been forced to bite down tightly on the sock that filled her mouth in an attempt to deal with the pain. She clamped her jaws down tightly on it, and she could feel the sweat squeeze out of the sock and run over her tongue. She gagged at the taste, but swallowed the sweat without a second thought.

I Want To Make You Smile As You Make Me
I want to make you smile as you make me (by Nicholas Gordon) I want to make you smile as you make me. I wish you saw my thoughts right through my eyes. You ask me what I'm thinking. I can't tell you. You are the stars, and I the empty skies. In me there is a yearning ever flowing That needs to reach an end that never comes. I cannot be myself without you with me. This is a truth no wisdom ever plumbs. You laugh, and say that I'm your personal angel, And this is what I want so much to be. The beauty of my life is like a passion That blows right through the person that you see.

To All The Kids
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolad

What Mythological Creature Are You?
You scored as Devil. You are a Devil. You live in hell and you serve for saintin. You love war! Because war always comes with torture! You are the cruelest thing on earth and you hate everything sweet! You think angels are horrible! And you won't stop until each one is killed! You do not have bat wings, horns, or tales! You only dress in black and blood red! Well if you scored as a devil You are terrible and mean!Devil100%Dragon88%Werewolve63%Fairy50%Vampire50%Mermaid6%What Mythological Creature are you?(Cool pictures!)created with QuizFarm.com

My Needs
Submissives are more in tune w/ what their Masters' needs are .. but, we have needs too.. and I will begin this w/ giving my view of what a submissive needs.. When I am asked what I need as a submissive, I always use the same phrase, because I feel it wraps it up pretty well: "I need a Master that will *love* my submission" There are two kinds of love as far as I'm concerned, conditional and unconditional.. We need to always be loved unconditionally in our everyday lives and tasks w/ our Masters.. We need to know that if we burn dinner or let a red shirt end up in the white wash that he will still love us.. those things are not a part of our submission, that is just life in general.. most of use, are very capable of running our own lives, and wish to do so w/out fear of discipline for minor life mistakes.. to me, that is unconditional love, "I will love you even though you can't make spaghetti sauce the way my mother did." But, the second kind of love, conditional love.. that is

By All Means... Marry!
Not meant to discourage Jack and Jenna!! I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? -Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She

Ha Ha Must Read!!!
Little Melvin was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Sean, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Melvin described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty s

2pac (feat. Dr. Dre)-california Love
A night of partying down the hall and my ears are shutdown for the night. Hollleeeeee fucccckkkkkk! I need to become a DJ, asap, I'd be bustin some funk-ass moves while my fingers do the talkin, hoollaaaa...and wow, uncensored Friday on comedy central..."...IMMA BEATHERAZZ!@" Mmmm, a classic. California love! [1]-California...knows how to party California...knows how to party In the citaaay of L.A. In the citaaay of good ol' Watts In the citaaay, the city of Compton We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin! [Verse One: Dr. Dre] Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west A state that's untouchable like Elliot Ness The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex We in that sunshine state with a bomb ass hemp beat the state where ya never find a dance floor empty And pimps be on a mission for them greens lean mean money-makin-machines servin fiends I been in the game for ten years makin rap tunes ever since hon

Attention All Members
IVE NOTICED ALOT OF SAYING IM GONNA DO THIS BUT NOT ACTUALLY SEEING YOUR IT HAPPEN YOUR THIRD IN CHARGE IS BEHIND AND NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT AS I AM NOW IN A CONTEST AS WELL FOR THE BEST FEMALE SMILE AND I WOULD APPREICATE SOME HELP I MEAN YOU ALL CAME AN ASKED ME TO LET YOU ALL BE APART OF THIS GROUP AND THERE ARE ENOUGH MEMBERS IN THIS GROUP TO HELP OUT ON BOTH AND I KNOW THAT THERE ARE OTHER MEMBERS OUT THERE IN CONTEST AS WELL THAT NEED HELP AND BELIEVE ME I HAVE BEEN BROUGHT UP TO DATE ON WHOS BEEN DOING WHAT AND YOU KNOW ITS ABOUT TIME MAYBE FOR US TO START ASKING PEOPLE TO LEAVE WE RARELY ASK YOU ALL FOR ANYTING BUT WHEN WE DO WE'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO SEE SOME ACTION OUT OF THE GROUP OR IS IT JUST THAT YOU WANT THE NAME BEHIND YOUR NICK? AND NOT REALLY HELP OUT WHEN OR WHERE NEEDED? JUST A RANT I HAD TO GET OUT! IF YOU ONLY WANT THE NAME AN NOTHEN TO DO WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE GROUP MAYBE ITS TIME WE START CLEANING HOUSE.

What Happens In Vegas
It had happened before she knew it. Nicole had only been in Vegas for a day and had just left the half off ticket booth. She had been looking for a show that was different from the usual Vegas fare. She longed to see something truly sexy, daring, risky; but the booth had nothing that appealed to her. She had left the counter and stepped outside. It was late and a man strode up beside her. He spoke softly. “If you want sexy, this is the show for you,” he whispered in a low voice. He thrust a flyer into her hands. Nicole looked down and saw an image of an impossibly beautiful woman dressed in tight red latex. The legend printed across the banner read “Conquest: The Ultimate in forbidden erotic fantasies which an ever changing cast”. Nicole was intrigued and asked the man where she could see the show. “I’ve got tickets but I can’t sell them to you here by the ticket office,” he said. “They don’t like me cutting in on my action, and they’ll call the cops. Follow me a

Everyone Who Knows And Loves A Soldier
They sleep on cots made for just one Sometimes even with their boots on They awake long before the sun And work very hard to stay strong Strong for themselves Strong for their families Strong for the country they serve Strong for the flag that waves above They work and train In the heat, cold, and rain They sweat, they swear Sometimes wondering why they are there In the distance they hear gun fire And watch the hawks fly over They pray for their brothers Their loved ones and themselves And yet they go on Doing their job Determined to make proud The ones that have passed on They fight for justice They serve for freedom They cry for the fallen And celebrate the day These are our soldiers Proud and strong Serving flag and country Away and at home For the job they do We need to give our support So they know they are loved From the depths of our hearts ~~ I write this for every soldier - past, present, future - and offer you my up-most respect

Let Us Toast 2 Yet Another Joke
One day I'm going to forget your name It's a shame you can't say the same You poor sweet innocent thing That image is a joke. Another lie you tell yourself Don't cry to me, you did it to yourself... Not I You dream of the darkness While I live in the light. Your world of nothingness Is a joke at my dinner parties. But I just can't escape The twisted way you think of me Does it burn you up inside that through your torment You belong to me? I can't save your life And if the possibility Arose I wouldn't see the point. Out on your own, Cold, un-wanted and alone See how your innocent guilt wrapped In hate set you free. All the paths lead you back to that warped and twisted thing you call a soul. We could play this game your way But I fear if I cut you down to a thing I can use there will be nothing good left of you. Only to be another joke As I drink with Joy.

Artin' Around: My Art + Your Art = Wholeness!
For right now, if I don't rate your photos, etc, it's probably because I'm just working on my own art. Please don't think I'm ignoring you, or that I'm not interested. I am . And I'll be getting there eventually to comment, rate, and stuff. Artists, by some twisted genetic fate, are cursed with a certain self-centeredness about their artwork. I'm working to overcome mine, and I have spent a lot of time cruising other people's photos, and art, and blogs, and that helps get me out of my own selfishness. So thank you for helping me do that! I had to laugh the other day when one of my artist friends exclaimed "YOU PAINT??? I didn't know that!!" I've known her for three years. She didn't now I was a painter because she's always so busy with her OWN art. I don't blame her and it didn't upset me. But it made me stop and realize that I DO need to appreciate other people's point of view more. And I am working on it! To my way of thinking, everyone on CT is an artist in some fashion. Mean

Sexy Train
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire, what would you call it? A fucken Goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told Little red riding hood lift your top so I can suck your tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fucken book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or you will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if you receive this it means your fucken sexy if you get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train....... this shit is funny...

Love Is:
Love 1.Love does not hurt. Physical and/or emotional abuse are not a part of love. 2.Love is not manipulative, it should not be used to get others to do what you want. You should never give in to demands based on the, "You would do it if you loved me!" tactic. 3.Love is an intense feeling of caring for another person. It can take many different forms (romantic, friendly, familial) but it is always about caring. 4.Although it is true that a big part of love is putting another person's happiness ahead of your own this never includes compromising your values or being untrue to yourself. 5.If somebody asks you to do something that you don't want to do in order to "prove" your love they do not love you the way you might think they do. When you love another person you don't ask them to sacrifice a part of themselves in the name of that love. 6.It is very easy to confuse lust for love. The true measure of romantic love is commitment and trust not physical attraction.

7 More U.s. Troops Killed In Iraq During Bush's Surge
* Please Rate This Blog use the red box to your left 7 U.S. Troops Killed in Iraq 27 Jan 2007 The U.S. military reported the deaths of seven more soldiers Saturday. Two died in Diyala province northeast of the capital on Friday, three in an unspecified location [?!?] north of Baghad on Saturday and two in east Baghdad on Thursday. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/27/ap/world/mainD8MTS9B80.shtml

I Passed More Tests!!
I am now a Caymen Islands Master Specialist, a Wedding Destinations Specialist, and working on being a Las Vegas Master Specialist which means I can book you the time of your life in either of the areas because I know all about them now lol. I am actually putting together a group trip to Vegas so if anyone is interested let me know, we can all meet up there. I watched a show on gambling. I am ready. I know how to do it now. Lol.

Just A Litte Poem
Deepest desires burn without end Caring not of who they may offend Desires to hold and taste your kiss Desires to feel you and the bliss Two sharing loves sweet dance divine Being one knowing your love is mine Giving myself without worry and care Vowing from the soul to always be there To share all life is and love through tears To grow old with you through passing years To never loose the passion in loves act To always feel it for your soul and mine attract And love like that is always to be When two are one for all eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Feelings
Feelings I know you've been unhappy lately And theres nothing I can do It makes me so sad Seeing you so blue If only i could take the pain away Then maybe you could have one good day I love you And thats something you should know If it would make you smile Id kiss you on the cheek And then on the nose I know times are hard But please dont shut me out I love you more than anything Thats without a doubt

Friends Forever
I went online one day I was bored and looking to play I found a room and u were there We started to chat and play As time went by we grew closer together now i know your my friend forever Its funny how we have never met Yet i feel your pain Your love Your sadness, and regrets One thing i want you to never forget I am always here for you you have touched my heart in ways you will never know We have a friendship that just continues to grow I love you Johnny, as my friend your my friend forever, till the very end

I Hate This
Too stinking quiet. I hate when I take my son back to his Mom. Didn't do too much this weekend..played games, watched TV.. church.. lunch with the family. He got up at 4:30 in the morning yesterday to play. So now I am sitting herejust looking at his xbox controller laying on the floor where he left it and wishing he was still here. I wish he was here every day. I wish I had filed charges against her for the abuse...... I wish I had fought harder for more time. Sometimes I wish I had be strong enough to stay and put up with the abuse. But is that really being stronger? At least I could be there and be a better Dad.

Bringing My Words To Cherrytap
Ok, so myspace was hacked. My profile deleted. 1 1/2 yrs worth of blogs yanked right out from under me. It sucks. I have thankfully saved all my writing to my PC. I have rebuilt my myspace site. But, now, it seems to have lost its thrill. I find myself really not wanting to mess with it after a weekend of redoing my profile and trying to find my lost friends. I have been a member of the Cherry since June. And I really have not done too much here. Maybe I need to. Start new, start fresh. So, cheers to a new begining, and bringing my poetry, wit & wisdom, whats up with me, and my erotic confessions.

Poem
shhhhh dont tell her yet i am not ready for her to know she has to have a man i bet if only she had a ring to show i am glad she dont should i keep this secret she is absolutely stunning if i can just pull my feet out of the concrete and if i can come up with something of meaning she has such luscious lips look at her long and wavey hair and those sexy hips i am about to lose all care even if her answer is a hell no shoot she caught me in a stare i cant believe i just let her go guess i just dont have that flare unfortunately, i will have to leave it as my little secret

Poem
lost to think i have lost you before i had a chance to get to know you your beautiful eyes and that sexy smile i wont get to gaze into for awhile to hear your voice while holding hands walking along the distant sands these things i will have to miss i wont even get to share a kiss but as long as you are happy i wont get all sappy your happiness is what is best so dont worry about the rest i will take one more breath of fresh air please do take care before i knew you i have lost you

When You Hurt, I Am There...
For those who have been done wrong, I sit here and cry your tears and sing your song For those who have been hurt by the ones they love, I stand here forever offering my heart filled with never-ending love. I feel what you feel, I hurt when you hurt, and I cry when you cry So to that person who took the time to tell you 'I Love You' Then turn around and say 'I Don't Care About You' To that one who Hurt you and made you Feel like you wanted to Cry To that person my anger goes out to, and the obvious question as to 'Why? ' It is that same one who you gave your innocence to. It is that one who you trusted your heart to. And in the end they just took it And smashed it….They broke It! But I'm so happy that person didn't break you. My friends you are so strong, You hold your head up high, Even thought you have been done wrong. This has brought you a very long way, this has opened your eyes to see that to them you where simply a prey. With every road you cross I

Wtf!?
What the hell happened to the pictures on my profile? I like, go in to edit them and the links to the images are all fucked up, then I go and look at them and they are nothing other then these gay little boxes with some stupid ass shapes... damn't this is starting to remind me of MySpace!!!

I'm For Sale!
I'm for sale! Here's the rules of Cherrytap Adoption.... Put in the subject "I'm for sale" and see who wants to own you. The first person to send you a message sayin "I own you" owns you. It's that simple...

Fable
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trott

Thanks To All My Friends
Ok, all once again I'm going to talk about friendship. I't's important to me. I have lots of friend's on here, some you I can have on my family list is there u know who u are if u are. Others when I get more family, to higher level u will be added. Not forgotten about u. I have lots of great friends on CT, they know who they are then lots on my friends list dont talk to me so, I'm not sure why but it's ok. But I'm Greatful to my friends that do. Thanks to all for being my Friend. Muahh all Love Rain.

Rate Me
Hey all you amazing and sexy CT's I am trying to get my rating up fast im asking everyone to please stop by my profile and rate me fan me and add me u like I promise to return the love Kisses to you and have a great day

Relfections
“When anger spreads through the breath, guard thy tongue from barking idly”~Sappho "Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”~Bill Cosby

Barking Dogs
I have one of those dogs that barks at everything (except what he should).. squirrels.. rabbits.. kids on bikes.. me..lol. He barks at his dish as soon as its empty.. hungry or not. I go to the bathroom he barks ... though I am not sure if its because he wants to go out everytime I go.. or whether he is telling me to quit peeing where he drinks. (why they drink out of toilets whn they have fresh water is beyond me..lol). So.. I got a collar for him a few years ago. And decided he needed a little reinforcement with it. This isn't a collar that shocks him. I got one that sprays citronella. They are supposed to be twice as effective as the shock ones. They work pretty well. He has not barked all day.. even when the cable guy was here. So if you have a dog that barks a lot.. try one. They really help. Makes him smell better too..lol

Superbowl Bound
WELL I AM GOING TO MIAMI FRIDAY TO WATCH MY COLT'S KICK THE BEAR'S ASS IN THE SUPER BOWL I CAN NOT WAIT,HELL I MIGHT LIKE IT SO MUCH I WON'T WANT TO COME BACK HERE,TO INDY.BUT ANYWAYS I CANT WAIT TO GET OUT OF THIS COLD PLACE AND GO TO A WARM PLACE.AND SEE THE COLT'S WIN THE SUPERBOWL.

You Are Who You Are....
You are who you are for a reason. You're part of an intricate plan. You're a precious and perfect unique design, Called God's special woman or man. You look like you look for a reason. Our God made no mistake. He knit you together within the womb, You're just what he wanted to make. The parents you had were the ones he chose, And no matter how you may feel, They were custom-designed with God's plan in mind, And they bear the Master's seal. No, that trauma you faced was not easy. And God wept that it hurt you so; But it was allowed to shape your heart So that into his likeness you'd grow. You are who you are for a reason, You've been formed by the Master's rod. You are who you are, beloved, Because there is a God!

Poem For My Baby
IM GLAD I HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE. HAVING YOU HAS GOT ME THROUGH THE STRIFE. TO SEE YOU BORN MADE ME SO HAPPY. THEN I REALIZED THAT I WAS A DADDY. YOU ARE THE ROCK I LEAN ON WHEN IM SAD. IM GLAD TO BE CALLED AN ANGELS DAD. YOU ARE THE PURPOSEAND LIGHT OF MU DAY. I THANKGOD FOR YOU EVERY DAY I PRAY. I HAVE THE BEST DAUGHTER I COULD ASK FOR. WITHOUT YOU MY LIFE WOULD BE A BORE. I HOPE I AM THE DAD YOU DESERVE. EVEN WHEN LIFE THROWS US A BIG CURVE, JUST KNOW THAT DADDYS ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I COULD NEVER LEAVE MY BABY BOO. I LOVE YOU JADE, DADDY

Relationship Ritual
Dark Moon Cleansing What you will need: a cup of water cauldron or pot on a trivet or filled with sand or kitty litter parchment paper lighter black candle white candle 1. Take a ritual bath or shower to get in the proper mindset for this ritual. 2. Come into sacred space. For this ritual I recommend casting a formal circle and inviting the quarters to join you. 3. Ask Hecate to join you. Say:"Lady Hecate, dark moon mother,please join us this dark nightas we seek to release the pain and suffering of the difficult period.Please help us to let all this go that we may be refreshed and renewed." 4. Charge the cup of water with fresh, clean energy. Imagine a bolt of white light entering the clear water. Say: "This water is charged that it may renew our hearts with purity and joy." 5. Light the black candle. As it burns, write your troubles, cares, concerns, fears, peeves, angers, and anything else on the parchment paper. Don't edit, just let it all flow out. Don't try to write p

Words
Torn shreds and glass shards strewn Material passes into trash and ruin No thing of what was to ever remain Not even the touch of evils stain Never to prevail and live on in deed Wasted effort in the name of need Legacy of torment and futile taint All behold the patron mediocre saint One who postulates for lack of love One desiring that touch from above One who feels too much pain and doom One who has let his passions consume One who lost all in battles of hate One who lost much now does wait For the time that comes where one redeems The lost and torn shattered hopes and dreams For longing and fulfillment fed the fire That left only ashes in the heat of desire Till all that was left was a soul ,body and mind Eyes now open and no longer blind To what this world does truly hold dear Only the loves that we know while we’re here For no other legacy will we ever leave Than those who will miss us and truly grieve The loss of seeing us and our smile, our embrace Th

Update
Hey everyone! I was not on the site today b/c I had a photo shoot for ad photos for the new web site getting ready to launch. The new photos will be posted (SOME of them) here in a few days. I've been training hard since September and dieted down over the last 3 weeks and am very pleased with my body, which still has a ways to go. More details later! Love ya. Metro Mike

Missing A Lost Friend
so you know how you have one of them nights where memories just hit u head on, even the ones you dont want to remember.. Well I'm having one of them nights, well actually one of them weeks.. My best friend and the man I always thought I would end up with died in a car accident on April 3, 2006. His name was Mike Payne. We were never in a serious relationship but I loved him with all my heart, it was a complicated situation, but ill never forget how people would act around us... the one day we were headin out to fish and camp and stopped at a gas station and this woman came up to me and said "I wish someone would look at me with as much love as he does to you". We got remarks like that all the time, we loved each other but didnt want to admit it. Everything between us was secretive we hated drama and didnt want anyone to know. His friends didnt like me, mine didnt like him, but it never bothered us. Time passed and mistakes were made we hadnt talked for almost 2 years when I was out w

Cherry Blossoms
Cool breeze swaying the bough, the pink cherry blossoms blooming. A sweet yet gentle scent wafting through the air welcoming spring. Row upon row of wild pink colored cherry blossoms welcoming the New Year. For the young, such a romantic time; mesmerized by their beauty and mesmerized looking into each other's eyes. Only this one time each year will we see them in full bloom and glory, ushering in sweet valentine's day and doing all of Cupid's work and bidding. Such a vast yield of delicate little flowers, all gently budding and unfolding and showing off their beauty. Miss them and you will have to await the coming of another spring.

Special Kisses To You
In a rose petal a Multi color butterfly Sits waiting for you To awake With butterfly kisses And Whispering words of love Capturing your heart Raindrops began to fall from My mind As I lay here awake sensing Feelings of your Heartbeat next to mine, visions Evolve Of a mental picture Of you and me in a tropical island Under a carpet of stars Dancing under the pale moonlight As you are grasping my heart And my soul The waves rock our bodies to a Rhythm of the beauty of a butterfly Soaring through the sea and landing In your heart Dancing naturally to the music of The sea Waves roll over a shore swaying Our bodies to the melody flowing into Sensual feelings intensifying In our minds and setting Our flame at ease As I soar like a butterfly and land In your arms surren

As I ...sit.. Here.
As sad and unamusing as it may sound but i find myself to be a bit outta place here. I mean I have no bikini pictures...or pictures where my breast are bounding out of my clothes to meet your eyes... And no... I'm not posting any either. I just wounder what is more prized... the curve of the breast, body now days... or a good mind. But then again this fat chick is quite satisfied in knowing my face and beauty can be much more alluring. Just food for thought!

Stuff...
Well its about time to wrap up the work week since its almost 5:00 - though that never seems to mean much. Well, the weather forecast changed to just a light dusting of snow at the most with that being done by 3:00. Of course since it didn't even start till then they changed it. Been snowing steadily since then. Finally got my prizes for winning 2 Fantasy Baseball leagues on ESPN.com last year. Only a couple months late. Since I won 2 I promised David I would get 2 t shirts and he could have one. He was all excited. They were supposed to be here by December. Yesterday I got one.. today I got 2 more. So I got an extra one. Feeling kinda crappy tonight. I think I am getting a cold. :( Also finally got my gift card from circuit city.. really its a certificate not a care. I have one of those circuit city rewards credit cards. I have been trying since July to get this. They finally got them to me. David called to play a game over the internet. Guess I better go p

Valentine Surprise
Nick Steel wanted something special for his guests at the Valentine’s bash. He thought about his friends and grinned reaching down to stroke his cock through his pants. He knew what the people that came to his parties were looking for. Quickly he picked up the phone and called Amber. She’d been a regular to his party’s ever since that fate full Halloween bash. She’d really changed since then. Now she was very out going in the first to join in all group activities at his parties. She’d even come to work for him in one of his office’s. He wasn’t sure how much work she did but she more then earned her pay. She was definitely a team player. Quickly he explained what he wanted. She giggled and said she’d get right on it. He grinned pleased and buzzed his secretary in. To bad he wasn’t in the same office is Amber he never could get enough of her. A tall blonde walked in wearing a sexy pin striped suit dress that showed every curve. Coming to his desk with a pen and pad of paper she asked if

What's Your Love Style?
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

A True Poet
His purest thoughts are etched in the ivory pages of wisdom with the drops of his heart's love and suffering and as your breath moves trough the verses of his labor he will become once again Life's mysterious flute to whisper a magical melody into your precious heart ~~~~But without you, dear beloved reader, ~~~~he is an out of tuned instrument ~~~~sinking slowly in the quicksand of time Arise! Raise his pages up to your beautiful eyes let his Passion gently grab your hands to take you Higher, and spill you across the very Heaven where he and the whole Universe will play tag with your soul and thread luminous dreams onto your mind ~~~~his soul lives on forever ~~~~waiting impatiently in between reads ~~~~to gift you with his holly tears ~~~~that will mesmerize a moment ~~~~in your life

Little Red
Little red came out today The game she chose she shouldnt play The moves were wicked Their intentions cruel The pawn this night the one named Wolf Unspecting he sang his tune They flocked like sheep Their cries his sheer delight But what was this that caught his eye ? From a distance back she stood with her little red hood Eyes as dark as night and lips which held the secerts of treasures yet untold The lights would dim.... his flock cried soft protest as his words called to her Trapped by the longing in his grey eyes She moved with the seduction of the song The hunter becoming the hunted The softest tremble traveled along her spine as he extended a hand. The was no fear... the time for that had long since passed She took too long he could not wait He pulled her to him the hood was lost All fell silent..... None dared move His touch was fire.... His kiss like the sweetest breath A gentle sigh ...... An then he knew Little red became his

Bdsm
The difference between chocolate and vanilla... is on the tip of my tongue. Vanilla cold and bland sliding down easily without thought. Blending with other flavors and losing its distinction. Vanilla is vanilla... no surprises no hidden swirls no pockets of startling sensation. I was raised on vanilla and I liked it but I wanted more. When I first tasted chocolate eased between my lips and carefully placed on my tongue and its dark and rich rivulets pooled down to collect and saturate I was hooked. So many varieties of chocolate to taste and try and torment myself with. Chocolate can be overwhelming too bittersweet for the tastes of everyone. Chocolate is passion and surprise with thick veins of flavor and recesses filled with heavy taste that explode and linger. Chocolate fills my mouth like vanilla never could. Chocolate feeds my hunger and satisfies my very soul. Chocolate is here on the tip of my tongue... come tas

Fuck It
havent been on in a while but that how it it goes with out the net anyways im talking to my managers about a possile promotionfo to lead instructor at work yay.. im taking larissa to her ultrasound in 2 weeks and travis is realy happy about that ..thats what you get for dating old friend dick head ill suport ..we all know your too childish to take care of your own kid anyways hell i learned before it was to late and she was to naiv to see it as soon as i did.. anyways im going to visit my friend sean in a couple days im very excited to get out of her for a while and actually take a real vacation other than organ anyways ttyl

~just One Of Those Days~
- Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by >> his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained: >> "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this >> morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times >> before he would even answer the phone." >> >> Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront >> the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could >> say more than a word or two, the druggist told him: >> >> "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This >> morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late >> getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out >> to the car, just to realize that I locked the house >> with both house and car keys inside and had to break >> a window to get my keys." >> >> "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding >> ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from >> the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to >> the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me >> to open up. I got t

Go Colts
SUPER BOWL IS HERE IN SOUTH FLORIDA..WHAT A BIG CELEBRATION OF GOOD TIMES AND FOOTBALL..BEING THE HOME OF THE 1972 UNDEFEATED DOLPHINS,THE CITY COMES ALIVE FOR SUPER BOWL 41,TODAY... BILLY JOEL SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.. PRINCE AND OTHERS AT HALFTIME!!! AND THE AFTER PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG.. COLTS WILL WIN 24--13 OVER THE BEARS.. THE BEARS WILL LEAD 13--3 GOING INTO THE FOURTH QUARTER AS MANNING WILL LEAD THE 3 TOUCHDOWN COMEBACK ,WITH HARRISSON AND FORMER HURRICANE REGGIE WAYNE!!! GO COLTS!! ROCK ON! DJKRIS2FUR

Help
A message to all my friends please help me out in this contest i am losing by about 15 votes I will return the favor to anyone who helps me out. thanks again just copy and paste the link below http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=339852&albumid=188333&i=1705006537

What's Your Type Of Love?
What is your type of Love? True LoverYou stay true to the one you love. You would do anything for them. You don't just say you love them but you mean it with all your heart! You love them for who they are and not what they have! Take this test

The Midget
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The doctor told him to drop his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmmmm" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Hmmmmm, I see the problem" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table and pull his pants up and walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer

Missing Person?
What do you do when you're looking for someone, and it's starting to look like they don't want to be found??? I'm looking for Janet Miller, who was my best friend in high school. She moved to Vancouver to attend UBC, and then she just disappeared off the face of the earth. I have no clue where to find her! I've done so many searches on the internet for her, put ads in the paper, everything! I'd really like to get in touch with her again, I haven't seen her in so long! If anyone has any information on her whereabouts, please leave a comment! Or email me directly at ffaelan@gmail.com Thanks.

Sexual Zodiac
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Teenagers Clowing Around
Hannah spent the night with her best friend, Alicia, Saturday night. Yesterday I sent her a text message asking if she was ready for me to come & pick her up and she replies that Alicia is doing her makeup and hair and that she's going to do Alicia's and not to come get her just yet. Around 4:30 I decided to go to the store and on the way I'd pick up Hannah. She informs me that she's already at Albertson's. Handy for me because that's where I was headed! My assumption was that she was there with Alicia and her mom, but NOOOOOO... It was just Hannah and Alicia! I have not laughed this hard in such a long time! I turned the corner to head down the main aisle and what do I see? Hannah looking like Cindy Woo Hoo and Alicia wearing a feather boa and they're holding up plungers like a sword arch! They act like they don't know me and climb into and on my cart and I pushed them around a bit while I'm laughing! They hop out of the cart and thank me for the ride. OMG.... (I uploaded pict

Valentines Day
Who hates valentines day? It always sucks. I have never had the whole roses/dinner romantic date thing. Of course I have yet to meet a truly romantic guy. I see it like this all guys are great at first. When you meet a guy you dont really meet him til months later. What you get at first is his representative. The guy he wants you to think he is. However that all changes a few months in! Anyhow any of you guys truly a romantic? Flowers and candlelite? Anyhow Boo to valentines day!! It Sucks!

And It Was Not Anymore That I Saw It
Whispers in the dark. Screaming suns. And Bleeding saints. On burning streets paved with souls. Melancholic I am as I walk down it all. The Harbor it beckons, It has since the day I forgot. Since the day I forgot my dreams. The water, black and thick. polluted and tained with sin. It calls to me to sink within its embrace. just because I forgot the dreams. And I can not withstand its call no more. The dreams are gone and never coming back. And now I drown in a sea of black. And to never return, to never again dream Copyright 2006

Do I Make You Proud??
Do I Make You Proud By Taylor Hicks I've never been The one to raise my hand That was not me And now that's who I am Because of you I am standing tall My heart is full Of endless gratitude You were the one The one to guide me through Now I can see And I believe It's only just beginning This is what we dream about But the only question with me now Is do I make you proud Stronger than I've ever been now Never been afraid of standing out Do I make you proud I guess I've learned To question is to grow, That you still have faith, Is all I need to know, I've learned to love, My selfish part of me, And I've learned to Walk on the road I believe. Everybody needs to rise up Everybody needs to be loved To be loved Everybody need to rise on Everybody needs to be loved, to be loved This is what we dream about But the only question with me now Is do I make you, do I make you proud This is what we dream about Never b

Salvation
SALVATION You speak the words you think I need to hear Spacing each one out, trying to give them the power To make me change my mind The words melting in the air as they fall from your lips Lost forever without any meaning to me No key can unlock the mind There are no words That can heal me The simplicity of nothingness is what I feel No prayers will be answered; save your breath, not me On your knees to beg and plead a way out for my soul I am ripped on the inside, torn to pieces and restlessly tired You cannot save one who no longer exsists Who you once knew is gone Tortured by my thoughts and dreams; that beckoning voice gets Sweeter How did the enemy find me here Salvation is mine with my last breath leaving The answers no longer needed The questions answered and the pain gone

Fuck The World
ICP (INSANE CLOWN POSSE) LYRICS "Fuck The World" [Violent J] Fuck. Fuck this shit. Fuck givin it to me. [Chorus:] If I only could I'd set the world on fire If I only could I'd set the world on fire If I only could I'd set the world on fire Sya fuck the world! (Fuck the world!) If I only could I'd set the world on fire Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!) [Violent J] Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck Darius Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers Kings and Queens and gold jewelers Fuck wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck ducks Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks Fuck critics, fuck your review Even if you like me, fuck you Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump You probably like it in the rump Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes Fuck all

Dream Or Reality?
YOU TOOK MY BODY, AND TAINTED MY SOUL, IS MY SANITY YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL? WILL YOU ALWAYS HAUNT MY SLEEPING DREAMS, UNTIL EVEN THE DAYLIGHT IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS? WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU DEPART? TO GIVE UP ON MY HEAD BEFORE KILLING MY HEART. I REFUSE TO SURRENDER, I WILL NOT GIVE IN, THE DEMONS YOU LEFT ME CAN PAY FOR YOUR SIN.

Jimmy Swaggart
I swear the man has lost his mind. I wake up early on Sundays for some ungodly reason and I always flip between him and Joel Osteen. Can I just take this moment to say that I’ve never seen a happier man than Joel??? (Not a religious thing, I just find it humorous) Anyway I was watching one of Swaggart’s preaching things last Sunday and this man is just certifiable. He was talking about how if you’re this that and the other and not Christian you’re going to hell but then was condemning Christians for telling non-Christians to be Christian and that was judging so they were going to hell. I mean I think I laughed pretty damn hard for the duration of his stupid TV shit. He couldn’t get his story straight!

Hopeful!!
Well, so far life is still going great..I'm hoping that I'll get to chat with my Knight in Shining Armor more now that my computer is working again..lol... I am now single, but I think it's better this way since I will be starting nursing school in the Fall and won't really have time for relationships, other than my true friends of course and spending time with my children will be the number one priority when I have any free time. I won't have time for all the head games that people like to play, and really don't want the stress anymore..I kind of like being single, I can go and do as I please, and don't have to worry about anyone telling me what to do..it'd kind of nice for a change. Not that I really ever let anyone except my parents tell me what to do and they haven't done that since I was 16. But once again.. Just saying hello to all my friends out there..and wanting to let everyone know that I'm still ok and doing well. Take care everyone.. hope to hear from ya'll soon.

#2
well I went and talked to Cpl. Horn, my recruiter today....first of all hes awesome. Second of all I go back to his office Thursday to finish up some paperwork and then I go take the actual ASVAB test. He thinks I will do fine on it cuz I did pretty good on my practice today. The ball is finally rolling and hopefully I will be getting some dates here for you all soon.

Can People Stop Whining Already??? (part One I Have A Feeling!)
NEW YORK (AP) - In the sensitive post-wardrobe malfunction world, some are questioning whether a guitar was just a guitar during Prince's Super Bowl halftime show. Prince's acclaimed performance included a guitar solo during the "Purple Rain" segment of his medley in which his shadow was projected onto a large, flowing beige sheet. As the 48-year-old rock star let rip, the silhouette cast by his figure and his guitar (shaped like the singer's symbol) had phallic connotations for some. You know, when I was watching his Purple Highness on Sunday, I looked at my friend Lisa and said "There are going to be f&*#&^g idiots whining about that", and sure enough, there are some bloggers and television critics (including Sam Anderson at New York magazine's Daily Intelligencer. Daily News television critic David Bianculli) that are complainign that there were sexual connotations. CAN EVERYONE JUST STOP WHINING ABOUT EVERYTHING ALREADY!!! FOR GODS SAKES!!!!!!!! ALL EVERYONE DOES IS COM

Stone Sour: Omega
What a skeletal wreck of man this is. Translucent flesh and feeble bones, the kind of temple where the whores and villains try to tempt the holistic domes. Running rampid with free thought to free form, and the free and clear. When the matters at hand are shelled out like lint at a laundry mat to sift and focus on the bigger, better, now. We all have a little sin that needs venting, virtues for the rending and laws and systems and stems are ripped from the branches of office, do you know where your post entails? Do you serve a purpose, or purposely serve? When in doubt inside your atavistic allure, the value of a summer spent, and a winter earned. For the rest of us, there is always Sunday. The day of the week the reeks of rest, but all we do is catch our breath, so we can wade naked in the bloody pool, and place our hand on the big, black book. To watch the knives zigzag between our aching fingers. A vacation is a countdown, T minus your life and counting, time to dra

Here I Go
Oh no, here it goes again. My mind is going in scattered connections. And yes, here we are again. Your frustrated, Sometimes I just cant seem to pick up the ends. So in self pity I wallow. Sometimes its just to hard to swallow. Don't ask me why I feel so hollow. And I wonder, Will I ever be able to function again? Is it the pain? Yes, it is a constant, But I feel it may not be the only culprit. I can't think. Just leave me alone. Let me read beause its easy to lose myself. And I know, I should be able to face this. I know I'll survive it. Just let me build up my walls. Let me make my fortress of sanity. Why do I always feel pressure pushing down on me? Here I go. Things are half finished. Could never seem to pick up the ends. And I'm holding on, Just forgive me if I dont seem to into this world for a while. Here I go again. Dont ask why I feel so hollow. Here I go again. My hearts has already welcomed this familiar sorrow. 9/7/06

Untitled
Insanity takes delight, engaging mind, driving to death. The placid eyes of life are closed. Ugly people like me, feeling sorry for themselves never live. My life is good, It's me thats screwed. Shy, ugly, unwanted. Another heart broken, another person outspoken. Join the club of losers, I'm the leader. Attempted suicide, Failed the mission. THis is the season for love, Pay the price or crawl into my world which is nothingness. THe light turned dark. The love is hidden cause nobody wanted it. like me. 1996

Questions!!
QUESTIONS QUESTIONS OH SO MANY QUESTIONS. QUESTIONS KEEP RUNNING THREW MY MIND. CAN THEY BE ANSWERED? OR ARE THEY THE QUESTIONS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO BE ANSWERED? MAYBE TIME WILL GIVE ME THE ANSWERS THAT I SEARCH FOR. OR MAYBE THE QUESTIONS I'M SEEKING TO BE ANSWERED ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE ANSWERED. SOMETIMES I SEEK FOR THESE ANSWERS, BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO, BUT MAYBE LIFE GIVES THESE QUESTIONS FOR A REASON. MAYBE TO POINT US IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, BUT MANY QUESTIONS WILL REMAIN A MYSTORY. THAT MIGHT BE THE WAY THINGS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE. QUESTIONS ARE A PART OF LIFE SOME CAN BE ANSWERED AND SOME CAN'T THATS JUST THE BEAUTY OF LIFE. SO I LIVE OUT LIFE TRYING TO FIND THE ANSWERS TO MY MANY MANY QUESTIONS! QUESTIONS QUESTIONS WHY SO MANY QUESTIONS?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I WROTE THIS AND IF U DONT LIKE IT *STICKS OUT TONGUE* 2 U

Poetry
close your eyes and open in a dream ... a dream in which we are together ... alone ... you are leading me away with your eyes and guiding me into a world of romance ... you tender gestures so soft so gentle ... showing me the way ... the night has come and now it is our time ... i close my eyes and breathe your name ... feel the strength of your embrace .. our lips meet ... a lingering kiss ... a stolen moment in time ... a consuming desire ... caressing the contours of your muscular body ... your hands along the curves of my silhouette .. raw passion ignites our bodies escaping into exotic places of endless pleasure ... seducing teasing pleasing ... fulfilling fantasies of our insatiable love

Irish Music
Hi all, If your into it i have a small Indie record label http://www.myspace.com/sofarecords so go on try some Irish Indie http://www.myspace.com/stanleysuper800 Have a listen and some feed back would be lovely. All the best tap'ers

Sperrmüll
It came creeping and caught us completely unawares again: Sperrmüll! I don't know if there is a term for this in english but it's one of a few days in the year when we in germany rid ourselves of things too large to fit in the trashcan. No, not people. Just old stuff that's lying around the house taking up space and ... yes there is another thing. After throwing out quite a few things my grandfather left in the basement I had the distinct feeling of the whole building feeling lighter and younger. So my new theory is: old things in a house make it old, young things make it young. I don't mean in the sense that you see more things that still work or look clean, but more in a metaphysical sense. My house was built in 1921, it survived the second world war unharmed, and also all the people that lived in it for the last 85 years. And now, the more I make room for new history to have taken place in it, it seems to breathe lighter than a few days ago.

Valentines Poem
Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definitely the most annoying day of the year This day needs to get the hell over with and pass Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear all black for the rest of the week Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade For all they are doing is trying to get laid The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock of shit So there's the story...what else can I say? Love bites my ass...F*ck Valentines Day

Please Come And Help Me
Please come and help me out so I can get to 30000 comments so I can get a 7 day cherry Blast. I will return the favior and help you guys out and the one that helps the most will get a gift in return.Also I will make a tag for the ones who help me. Thank you.

Don't Mess With Seniors
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." “Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in privat

The Man Rules
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally,the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear"the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to

Valentines Day
So here I sit, another year has passed and Valentine's Day is upon me again. Last year I was feeling VERY festive and wore all black to work. Yeah, that pissed off some people I worked with. Mostly the, "OMG, you should feel the love in today" people. I guess I'm just not one of them. Yes, I have somebody dear to me in my life, but I don't make the point for him to go all out on V Day. If a person truly loves you and cares about you, why do you need only one day a year to show it????? Shouldn't they make every day Valentine's Day?

Uhhhgggg Stupid People
I so dispise stupid people and that seems like all I have dealt with today. First of all the stupid tree trimmers that my neighbor hired was dropping lims over the privacy fence into my backyard. I went out and said something about them taking them with them and told them I would put my dogs inside so that they could. Well the stupid men did take them, but then left the gate open. HELLO, I SAID I HAVE DOGS. Why the hell would you leave a gate open to a backyard that 1.) you had to open and 2.) not only has dogs, but also has BEWARE OF DOG sign right on the gate. So it's not like they idiot guys could forget that dogs lived in the yard! Anyhow thinking that they were smart men (stupid me) let my dogs back out into their yard without checking the fence. I had to hunt my dogs down! I am so glad nothing happened to them while they were out of the yard!

These Are My Feelings.
The only reason I'm still here is pain. Or, better yet, causes me pain. Basically, I have no reason to live, Except torture. So, what's the point? To be sick? Physically, causing mentally. To live through hell, in preparation for it? To languish for love, and recieve it naught. I ask again, what is the point? Just another nameless samaritan, Whom noone will miss. He could pass with all his friends around, And noone would notice until the stench Was so horrible that it choked their lungs. How meaningless an existance. Yet, not meaningless enough to go unpunished. Sucrease is what I crave. An end, comparable to the sweetest nectar. The sheerest ecstasy holds nary a candle to the Reaper's embrace. I wish to join my grandfather, as I have since He left.

Go Outside To Get Out Of The Storm
So distant, or at least wishing to be. I feel trapped in this body. In this 'life', Or the mockery of it which I have. I long for courage, Though I know it will abandon me. It, as has every dream I've ever had. Always letting me believe that it may be Within my grasp. And then just as I reach for it, It jumps away, sending me hurtling, Head first, towards the worse feeling you Can have. It's my fault, though. Noone else to blame. I reach for thing outside my grasp daily. I know I'm going to fall, but some things Just seem worth the pain. Have you ever known Someone who couldn't just come out and say what They mean, for fear of hurting others? I know several. I'm one. I actually care. It seems to be a crime, sometimes. At least, that's the way people treat it. "Why do you care?" Because I'm not cold. "Why do you love her?" Because she means the world to me. "Why do you..." Why the questions when you know you Care not for the answers? Just let me be...

Arch Enemy-we Will Rise
Tear down the walls Wake up the world Ignorance is not bliss So fed up with second best Our time is here and now I am the enemy I am the antidote Watch me closely I will stand up - now We will rise Rise above Stereotype Fools Playing the game Nothing unique They all look the same In this sea of mediocrity I can be anything Anything I want to be We will rise ------------------- In 2000, hot fuckable Angela Gossow picks up the pieces of Arch Enemy, and drives it home (in my pants) with this melodic facker.

Schoolboy Crush Part 3
Schoolboy Crush.. part 3.. 18+ As the last wave came from them both, he released his bite on her neck. Lowering her to the floor, he removed the spreader bar and carried her off to her bed. As she lay there in his arms, he kissed her full of passion, for the very first time. Schoolboy Crush part 3.. Between the mix of quick bites on the other's bottom lip and the probing of their tongues full on, they kissed for what seemed like an hour. But in reality was much longer as, daybreak had begun. Lost inside their heated passions, time really wasn't revelant to either of them. Rick pulled her close to him and allowed her to rest. He knew she was exhausted, as he had worked her quite well that night. As Dana slept, Rick began to study her even further. Taking in all of her womanly curves, from the curve of her brow, to the tips of her ideal toes. His mind racing as he did. How did he manage to have this woman, one of so many of his dreams and deep set desires, lying there in

Remembering Life That Once Was
To find peice is to find your self and to find your self you have to look deep in side your soul. to speak the words is one thing but to mean them and follow threw is another. Some times my mind wounders threw the deepest thoughts and i see you but i all so see the pain that i have felt and the dispare of a life gone wrong.I ask my self what could i have done different? but to no a vail i find my self lacking in the skills to fix what once has been broken and i feel pain and sarrow becouse i could not fix the break,though i tryed to no avail but with out sucseces so now i stand just a monster on the ledge of hell looking out to the blood soaked waters waiting to find the answer, not knowing if i can ever fix what was once whole and this i must say i no not what to do so i wait for the next unknowing soul to come so i may feel whole agien if for only a little wile. Yes i am in human to most and i am death to all but i to feel sarrow and pain but i dream of the day i feel happiness agi

B L A H
Our email is down at work and I tried getting into one our online programs for over an hour this morning only to see there was tons of work waiting for me. Lovely day here at work, I can feel it coming. =(

New Daily Motivation!
Thursday, February 8, 2007 A positive light Every fear you feel is coming from you. All your thoughts of negativity are being created in your own mind. And because of that, you can be free of them. For it is you who ultimately decides where your mind will go and what it will hold. Your thoughts are not caused by anything outside of you. They are the result of the way you've chosen to respond to life. If your thoughts seem to be holding you prisoner, remember that those thoughts are of your own choosing. You can always, at any time, make a different choice. Simply imagine being free of your fears, and suddenly that's precisely where you are. Fill your mind with positive, empowering thoughts and you'll quickly crowd out the thoughts that bring you down. Reality is as it is, and you can choose to see it in any light you wish. Cast a positive light on life, and you'll connect yourself with real success. -- Ralph Marston

Help!!!!!! Thier After Me
ok guys my competition is catching up I am asking ya to come bomb the hell out of me its the cherry tapper way besides u get double cherry points so why not help me out pleeeeeeeease. ok here is the link http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=339852&albumid=188333&i=1705006537

!!!!!biting!!!!!
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting92%Blind Folds83%Bondage58%Blood42%Chains/Handcuffs42%Whips33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Anna Nicole Smith Dead
(2/08/07 - HOLLYWOOD, FL) - Anna Nicole Smith died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel and being being rushed to the hospital, one of her lawyers said. Officials at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida, say she was unresponsive when she was taken from there to the hospital. A spokeswoman for the hotel says she checked in on Monday, and was supposed to check out tomorrow. Witness reports are that CPR was in progress at the time. Smith was reportedly accompanied by her companion, Howard K. Stern and a bodyguard at the time. Anna Nicole has been in the news for much of the past year, as she's involved in paternity battle over her baby girl born in September. Her 20-year-old son Daniel died in the hospital just three days after the baby's birth. Most people first noticed Smith when she married Texas billionaire J. Howard Marshall. He was 86 years old and she was only 26. Soon after, Smith was everywhere. And after Marshall died in 1995, her

Totally Stupid People
most people know I volunteer with the NYPD as an auxiliary police officer. I was in the office today (like I do normal Thursdays( and I seen someone being taken out of the Dt's Office and hes like,"Whats that Indian doing here" I looked at him, hes like "just joking Ghandi", What the fucking hell is wrong with people? The cock sucker is in cuffs, and hes mouthing off to a cop? stupid, stupid fucktards!

Butterflies
Could this be love, or is it just a disguise. When you look at me, do you look deep in my eyes. I ignore all the gossip, say fuck all the lies. Could this be love I feel. My stomach gone crazy with butterflies. I havent even met you yet, but I know I never want to forget. Baby I feel you deep inside of me. Knowing our love is so deep I'd die for you. Baby would you die for me. Could this be love I feel. Or is it just butterflies.

My Love
Thy mouth is made of fire and wine, Thy barren bosom takes my kiss And turns my soul to thine And turns thy lip to mine, And mine it is. Thou hast a serpent in thine hair, In all the curls that close and cling; And ah, thy breast-flower! Ah love, thy mouth too fair To kiss and sting! Cleave to me, love me, kiss mine eyes, Satiate thy lips with loving me; Nay, for thou shalt not rise; Lie still as Love that dies For love of thee. Mine arms are close about thine head, My lips are fervent on thy face. And where my kiss hath fed Thy flower-like blood leaps red To the kissed place. O bitterness of things too sweet! O broken singing of the dove! Love's wings are over fleet, And like the panther's feet The feet of Love.

Continuation
cut me and kiss me the way that you do keep my eyes shut and to you ill be true a naughty little girl whos pleasure you seek torture and please me every day of the week bind me and ride me so hard and not fast this ultimate pleasing i want it to last a joyous union of two who seek pain a mutual trust one not spoken in vain a rapture so sweet no walls are kept here a secret so meek to my heart your kept dear... well thats about all for now...

Remember When
Remember when I was young and so were you and time stood still and love was all we knew You were the first, so was I We made love and then you cried Remember when Remember when we vowed the vows and walked the walk Gave our hearts, made the start, it was hard We lived and learned, life threw curves There was joy, there was hurt Remember when Remember when old ones died and new were born And life was changed, disassembled, rearranged We came together, fell apart And broke each other's hearts Remember when Remember when the sound of little feet was the music We danced to week to week Brought back the love, we found trust Vowed we'd never give it up Remember when Remember when thirty seemed so old Now lookn' back it's just a steppin' stone To where we are, Where we've been Said we'd do it all again Remember when Remember when we said when we turned gray When the children grow up and move away We won't be sad, we'll be glad For all the life we've had

Funny
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass You have just been e-mooned!

Redneck Valentines Poem
Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway. Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan. Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can. You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we're in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms, well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms. Still them fellers at work, they all want to know, what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man, to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can. Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead. You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed. Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt, you s

Just Me
Name: Staci Birthday: February 9, 1965 Birthplace: California Current Location: Elko, Nevada Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: blond/brown Height: 5'7" Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Scottish/American The Shoes You Wore Today: Stayed barefooted :P Your Weakness: Eyes and Smile Your Fears: Being alone Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese & Onion Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Becoming a R/L DJ Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "huh?" Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn that was some dream. ;) Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes/Lips Your Bedtime: Depends Your Most Missed Memory: My Daughter Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi MacDonald's or Burger King: Mickey D's Chocolate or Vanilla: Best of both worlds Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Do you Smoke: No Do you Swear: Yes Do you Sing: I call it that LOL Do you Shower Daily: Yes Have you Been in Love: Yes Do you want to go to College: Going now :) Do you want to get Married: Not if it's like the last one

Need A Tattoo? Yes You Do...
if you live in the atlanta area and you don't mind taking a little drive, you should come to athens for the opening of tony olivas' new Sacred Heart Tattoo. i am one of the tatter makers and i would love to meet any of you. get a tattoo! support individuality! piss off your parents or bosses! for more information, call the shop at 706-369-9424.

You Have Been Fucked!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends And FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you Can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine And dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel sluttish! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' Right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for Them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEM! Make everyone feel a Little loved! Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO..back at ya!!

Tournament Pool Rules
Welcome everyone to the 2007 NCAA Basketball Tournament Pool Well it’s time for another big NCAA Tournament & there are another 65 teams that could walk home April 2nd with the NCAA hardware. Are you lucky enough to know which one? This year’s tournament will be like last year’s, with the same format & five chances to win cash. Cash Awards: Overall Winner (55%): Based on Points System. Guess who will advance in the Tournament? If you guess correctly, your team moves on and you receive points. If your team loses, that part of the bracket is done. Point Values are as Follows. (Note: Five of the last six years the leader going into the Championship Game has failed to take home the coveted prize. The 1999 Winner was 15th & the 2000 Winner was 9th Going into the Championship Game, but still came out as the pool winners, so anything can happen!) 1st Round: 1 pt 2nd Round: 3 pt Sweet 16: 5 pt Elite 8: 7 pt Final Four: 10 pt Championship: 20 pt NCAA Champion (15%): P

Brothers Unaware
So many people I know only a few Yes I may say that I love this man And that man But what keeps me from loving you? . Date of birth, geography The color of my skin, ideology You got ten fingers, two legs, on nose Like me Just like me . And it's as simple as that You see . And if I don't know who to Love I love them all And if I don't know who to trust I trust them all And if I don't know who to kill I may kill myself instead . From the mouth of a baby Will come the world saving words That will save us all And from the lungs of a child Will come the everlasting breath of God . Increasing peace and honesty And not carrying on Despite of me Don't you know This ain't about no race, no creed No race, no creed . And it's as simple as that You see . And if I don't know who to love I love them all And if I don't know who to trust I trust them all And if I don't know who to kill No suicide I'm already dead

Forbidden Fruit
FORBIDDEN FRUIT IS IT THE RUSH OF FROM IT BEING SO WRONG BUT. BUT IF ITISSO WRONG WHYDOESIT FEELSO RIGHT. CUZ THE FEELING WE HAVE TOGETHER CANT BE SO WRONG. CUZ IT FEELS SORIGHT. THE SWEET TASTEOF YOUR LIPS. THE GENTLENESS OFYOUR VOICE. THE SOFTNESS OF YOUR SILKY SKIN. IT JUST FEELS SO RIGHT. BUT IT WONT LAST IT CANT LAST. YOUR LOVE IS FOR HIM. AND MINE IS FOR HER. ITS THE TASTE OF FORBIDDEN FRUIT. written by a "friend" FOR ME I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS SO VERY SPECIAL AND I JUST WANTED TO SHARE IT....

Just Dreaming
No one moves me in the ways you do I waited a life time for someone like you You sweet spirit brings me peace You break my chains my soul you release I am free to be who I am with out fear I hold in my heart only you so dear For in this world I have wandered alone Not sure of what all the things I’ve been shown Sometimes lost with out direction and blind Thinking maybe I was losing my mind Is there a God ? I ponder the thought To assert my own will against all I fought Left with out all these worldly things I found the path to peace and accepted all it brings Still wishing for someone that would always be there Someone I could be there for and for who I would care A soul that forever would be joined with me That soul is you and I am yours for all eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore Sweet dream do you even know The words you write and what you sow How you affect my thoughts to be How you stir things deep within me Hope does fill me and so does fear

A Poem Of Connections...the Jitterbug Poets
The Jitterbug Poets Words and music, rhythm and songs Joining emotions without any wrongs Hearts and fears revealed midst children and coffee. Emotions all congealed All humanity we can see. We move our hearts and settle this place Connecting us all in this time and space.

How To Speak About Women/men And Be Politically Correct
How to Speak about Women and Be Politically Correct * She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. * She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. * She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. * She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION. * She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. * She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. * She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT. * She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER. * She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE. * She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED * She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. * She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. * She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. * She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. * Sh

It's A Good Thing We're Wearing Wetsuits
I'm not sure where the whole day went...I know I didn't do a whole lot with it. I received my first letter from one of the grad schools I applied to. I was accepted into Geneva. It's one of my back-up schools so hopefully the other letters will be good news. Always wear your pieces of flare.

Part 2
When the morning sun shinned on her face, she knew it was time to get up and face the world. They traveled down the mountain back to the campground behind the church, where her family lived. This sorry man was overheard speaking to his current girlfriend. He boasted on how he took the virginity of the mixbreed bitch. Soon she was forced to drop out of school and take on 2 jobs. HE did not work. HE beat her more and held her down and shoved a pill in her mouth. It was ACID. She went crazy. This went on until she turned 19 and then she left in secret. HE followed her several times, but she would never return with him. Then it was time for the DIVORCE. She then signed to join the ARMY.

1 Chapter (draft)
Jessie sit and stare at couch and thinking " what should I do?" she sigh. she said "damn it, I need talk with NYC6969 so badly".. NYC6969 is 26 years old, live in New York City and single. Jessie and NYC6969 been chatted for 7 months.. Jessie give up and left the desk and go out to drive around the town because she need to thinking and somehow she stop at grocery store and decide buy few food. she look at fruit and decide buy strawberry and and other fruit.. she didn't look where she is going.. she bumped a handsome guy. she said "I am sorry, I didn't pay attention where Im going." he said " that is alright and enjoy your afternoon." Jessie walked to asile.. somehow there is handsome man front of her.. she look at his eyes and start fanastized about his brown hair, brown eyes and his nice arm. she said " stop it , stop it . he is probably is taken." she walked to the car, suddenly a handsome guy apporach her and hand the paper to her.. Jessie is shook up and

Tears
TEARS OF PAIN TEARS OF JOY TEARS OF HATE TEARS OF LOVE TEARS OF SORROW TEARS OF SYMPATHY TEARS OF DEATH TEARS OF FREEDOM HOW MANY TEARS DO YOU CRY? BEFORE YOU JUST TURN NUMB? BEFORE NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE? BEFORE SOMEONE NOTICES? BEFORE YOU ASK FOR HELP? BEFORE SOMEONE HELPS YOU? BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE? AFTER THAT NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW.

A Kiki Way Or Two
Challenge the world to a match of unfair proportions. Take it down and be an anarchist. Burn down the buildings of the people who have hurt you...Make sure they are inside. Drive like a hot dawg and get home to the one you love....But dont die in the process. Everything happens in organized reasons...things we wrote before we got here...Shake it off. You are doing exactly what u are supposed to be. Share your views and quotes with people, it may enlighten them. Fighting for peace is like fuckin for Chastity, so just let the world wallow in chaos. Love everything to death, but try not to over water it. Misery is the short route to logical healing. Never limit urself....Take the ball and run...doesnt matter how many brutes you have to run through...in the end u will always have the ball. Keep ur chest up...use the power....with beauty and power u can own the universe as it will bow to you. Its ok to be broken....you dont need those pieces anywayz :P A rea