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Computer Crashed On Me So I'm Shooting It!!
HEY ALL MY FRIENDS ,FAMILY & FANS MY COMPUTER CRASHED ON ME SO IT MAY BE THAT I WON'T BE ON HERE MUCH FOR A FEW DAYS..SO YA'LL DON'T FORGET ME..KEEP SENDING ME COMMENTS AND I'LL CATCH UP AS SOON AS I CAN..LOVE YOU ALL...BE SAFE...

Getting "back Into The Game" With Women
Getting "Back Into The Game" With Women -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com -------------------------------------------------- >Getting back into the game after some time "away"... whether it's because you've just gotten out of a relationship or marriage... or because you've had a "dry spell" in your dating life... requires a good kick in the butt in the area of SELF ESTEEM and SELF CONFIDENCE. If you need some of these, then take a minute and read this: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/DeepInnerGame/ ***QUESTION*** Hi, I've read your newsletter for a few months now and just recently got your book which is fantastic. First off a little background here. I was married for 11 years (I'm 33) and basically was either dating or

Single Parents And The Dating Scene #1
single parents and the dating scene #1 Well hello to all it is the "deviantone" back at it again. i've chosen to tittle this one "single parents and the dating scene#1" mainly because there are sooooo many subjects to touch on with this topic. now when you read this dont get it twisted, i am NOT ragging on single parents, i am NOT dogging out single parents, i am NOT trying to degrade single parents. it takes alot of work for two people to raise a child so hats off to one person that can successfully do it. now on with the program. i was listenin to a radio show today and there was a woman on there who was a single parent of two children and she was rather upset because she would date guyz and when they found out she was a single parent they would run faster than a teenager who just got caught in his girlfriends bedroom in the middle of the night. So as she expressed her anger her question was "why are guys jerks when they find out you have kids?" that brought forth to

Back Where I Come From
this is another one of my favorite songs Well in the town where I was raised, the clock ticks and the cattle graze. Time passed with amazing grace back where I come from. You could lie on a riverbank, or paint your name on a water tank, miscount all the beers you drank back where I come from. Back where I come from where I'll be when it's said and done. well I'm proud as anyone, That's where I come from. We learned in a Sunday school who made the sun shine through. I know who made the moon shine too back, where I come from. Blue eyes on a Saturday night, tan legs in the broad daylight. TV’s, they were black and white back where I come from. Back where I come from where I'll be when it's said and done. Well I'm proud as anyone, that's where I come from. Some say it's a backward place narrow minds on the narrow way but I make it a point to say that's where I come from. That's where I come from where I'll be when

Picture Comment Game
Picture Comment Game" 1. Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin. 2. Pick your two favorite pictures and comment on them. 3. Repost this bulletin and see how many comments you get. 4. Repost this as "Picture Comment Game" You must play!

If We Had Sex! What Would You Do?......
1. Would you be in control? 2. Can i get your number? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you give me a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you ? 20. WOULD U Fuck me TODAY?

Bringing Sexy Back
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Party
We went to the Eagles to the halloween party last night.. had a blast!! so many awesome costumes.... but I didn't dress up.. LMAO....I wore a mini-skirt and I told my dad that if anyone asked what my costume was that I would tell them "for $20, I'll show you".. LOL.... so of course, my dad told one of the guys working there to ask me what my costume was.. LMAO... The band that played was "Rode Hard"... they were awesome and I even got a tank top that says "rode hard" on it.. can't wait to wear it..... they are playing in North Port this afternoon, so we are taking the bikes to go watch them again today.... but I won't drink as much as I did last night... had a wee bit too much.....but I had fun... guess that's all that counts.... Take care my friends and I'll catch up with ya laters... *muah*

This Is Too Good
Subject: this is too good A minister passing through his church In the middle of the day, Decided to pause by the altar And see who had come to pray. Just then the back door opened, A man came down the aisle, The minister frowned as he saw The man hadn't shaved in a while. His shirt was kind a shabby And his coat was worn and frayed, The man knelt, he bowed his head, Then rose and walked away. In the days that followed, Each noontime came this chap, Each time he knelt just for a moment, A lunch pail in his lap. Well, the minister's suspicions grew, With robbery a main fear, He decided to stop the man and ask him, "What are you doing here?" The old man said, he worked down the road. Lunch was half an hour. Lunchtime was his prayer time, For finding strength and power. "I stay only moments, see, Because the factory is so far away; As I kneel here talking to the Lord, This is kind a what I say: "I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, L

Oops
A cute young woman is giving a man in the barbershop a manicure. The man says, "How about a date later?" "I'm married," she answers. With a wink he says, "So, just tell him you're going out with your girlfriends." "Tell him yourself," she says. "He's shaving you."

More Bachelor Tips - Part 2
Maybe someday I'll throw the whole bunch in here. Here's just a few more. #3 Corn chips? Vegetable group! #4 If you are planning a romantic dinner for some special lady, remember – chose a merlot or cabernet with steaks, or a chardonnay with fish. What’s my point? Always serve steak! White wine on her blouse will go unnoticed. A red wine will stain unless she takes it off immediately! #6 If you keep a comfortable silk robe around for a guest, claim that you can’t find the belt. #7 Pack lighter next trip by getting one of those belts that is different colors on each side. But remember – flipping underwear over does not work as well. #14 You can use your cable remote to access Parental Controls and block out Lifetime.

My Theory
What you see is what you get out of life live it to the fullest with no regrets. Have fun,enjoy,find that sepcial person and live the life that is what it is intended for. So party hard, party long and just do what you half to do.

The Day Of Yester....
So yesterday I skated a demo for Fringe Clothing (fringegear.com), and this morning I feel like a 60 year old man with arthritis. My hip is swelled up two times it's size, my elbow the same, and the rest of my body in general is sore as hell...but it was worth every painfull minute of it. You see a couple years back I realized my goal in Demo and Competetions is not too win or do the best tricks or whatever, my goal is to be the ragdoll. Now I know all you fuckers wanna see someone just totally eat shit, I am the guy who makes that happen. I'm the guy you'll see lauch a ridiculous air, each mad shit, than do it again. I like to think of this as inspiration to the grommits: fall, eat shit, rise from the ground and do it again. Why I am tellin people this I dunno, blogs are just kinda random sometimes. So I'll be throwin some pics up soon, for now, thanks for your attention...

Nickelback Follow You Home Lyrics
Well you can dig me up a grave And try and stick me in the ground Well you can tie me to the bed And try and beat me half to death But you can never keep me down Well you can stick me in a hole And you can pray all day for rain You can shoot me in the leg Just to try to make me beg And you can leave me there for days [CHORUS] And I'll stay alive Just to follow you home And I will survive 'Cause you're my Mississippi Princess You're my California Queen Like the Duchess of Detroit And every city in between You can slap me in the face You can scream profanity Leave me here to die alone but I'll still follow you home I'll still follow you home You can make a couple calls And tell your brothers I'm in town Put a bounty on my head And tell my parents that I'm dead And hope to hell I'm never found You can steal me the keys To your daddy's Cadillac You can tamper with the brakes Call it a mistake And pray I'm never coming back [CHORUS] You can dig me

A Game...
I walked across the bed of white hot coals. I walked right through my childhood. I walked knowing it would end and eventually my burnt, ashen feet would be washed and cooled and healed. The only thing that kept me walking was my daydreaming about the soothing coolness that would eventually releave my pain. I walked and cried, I walked and believed and trusted. I finally reached the finish line and all that I saw were hecklers; laughing and yelling, telling me the real finish line was a little further on. They were just joking. I keep walking, feet on fire, tears streaming down my face, clothes charred and burnt around the edges; just to find the same thing. It was a big bad joke and I was the butt of the joke. No matter how hard I try or how far along I keep trudging on this path; This bed of coals is laid in a ring. I can't win. And eventually it becomes tiresome to the onlookers...

Hacked
To anyone who cares my pc was hacked earlier and someone got into my page here as well as all my things they made changes. So please bare with me as I get it all back to where I had it. Thank you hugssssss to you all!!!

Humans Are The Greatest Invention Ever!
As you already know, The abilities of the human race is magnificent in everyway! Of course you understand, all types of life on this planet is amazing. How I would love to know the truth about why the earth was set up this way. Everything we do in this life, raising a family, working, is for a purpose. I truly beleive,( when I observe this planet and the life on it) There was some type of game plan for everything to flow. Somehow the very early human history is LOST! No one really know why humans and other life is here. This is the deep feeling of, why think about it. You will never know at this time 2012. So......We humans just make a life for us, dealing with the obstactles and tools that we have to make life better for us. Better in what way? Who knows. Humans live day to day in a sense. We really don't know what can happen in the future.. This is another reason why we make dates for years to come. We cannot live and be afraid of tomorrow. Let's try to have fun in everything we do.

30 Things A Girl Would Die For
30 things a girl wo0d die 4! GIRLS LIKE GUYS TO... 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly 6-hug them 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when your with your friends 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-hug her from behind around the waist 19-tell her she beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel loved 25-buy them stuff. like small things can still help 26-don't lie to her 27-dont cheat on her 28-take her anywhere she wants

Thank Yall So Much
Thank yall so much for the comments and all the love. I am trying to get to everyone as soon as i can to comment yer pics and profile. There are a lot i have to go through, so be patient angel kisses are on the way. MUAH!!! Night Angel

You And Me
Four things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. My best feature 1. Two things you want to do with me 1. 2. One word that describes me 1. One question for me 1. I dare you to repost this see how many people do this to you

Freakin Perverts
What the fuck is wrong with people? Im sick of dirty fuckers asking me to "play". What did people do before computers? Whats so good about cybering with someone? No matter how you look at it youre still just masturbating. If i wanted to see someone naked I would go look at my husband or watch some porn on my big screen tv, not sit in front of my computer for some weirdo to jerk off to me. How pathetic does someone have to be? I have a suggestion go get some pussy out in the real world dick face because you are just a lonely piece of perverted shit. I hope you get carpel tunnel syndrome from wanking your tiny dick too much.

Shut Out
u think im insensitive but what do u know u shut me out when was the last time u looked in the mirror maybe u would see a reflection like i see of you your heart is a stone your body much the same your a cold person and your the one to blame it takes two too tango but for you one will do fine i never cared for you you dont care for anything emptiess is your being your life is a drain i hope for you that you'll change and then you'll be the one i can blame

Stubborn
she sits on the corner with a cigarette in her mouth shes dirty and broken and has no soul the girl needs help but who will reach out a hand a girl like her might have whats coming to her i walk for a while and my mind spins round should i go back or should i walk my mind tells me no but my heart tells me different i turn around to find this mystery woman what is it about her that has me like this shes dirty and broken and has no soul returning to the scene she lays on the ground lifeless she has gone who was it was it my fault a smile and a wave might have saved her day

Things To Think About
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, we

Land Of Confusion
The first day that I listen this song in the profile of Cinaliscious, I love the song so here the lyric and thanks Cinaliscious for give me the name =) I mustve dreamed a thousand dreams Been haunted by a million screams But I can hear the marching feet Theyre moving into the street. Now did you read the news today They say the dangers gone away But I can see the fires still alight There burning into the night. Theres too many men Too many people Making too many problems And not much love to go round Cant you see This is a land of confusion. This is the world we live in And these are the hands were given Use them and lets start trying To make it a place worth living in. Ooh superman where are you now When everythings gone wrong somehow The men of steel, the men of power Are losing control by the hour. This is the time This is the place So we look for the future But theres not much love to go round Tell me why, this is a land of confusion. This

Wher Should I Have Sex??????
You should have sex at the library You are somewhat voyeuristic, and are the intellectual type. The library offers some seclusion (at least in the periodical section) and you never know what hottie is there with the same idea as you. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Merry Christmas To Me
I went out and bought myself an entertainment centre to fit my new tv. I hate the little stand I got with it but at the time, had little choice. LOL And OMG, am I hung over this morning!!! Thank GOD, I couldn't find my phone last night or I would have made some drunken calls that I would have regretted this morning and I couldn't even see the keyboard after awhile to try to get online. LOL

Just A Big Thank You
hello friends and fans and those who just stop buy and drop and ten on my page do not fear i will hit you all back up i will rate all of your photos and comment them also just give me some timeO YA AND A BIG TIME THANK OU TO MY WIFE FOR PIMPIN ME OUT LIKE SHE HAS AND TO ALL OF HER FRIENDS THAT HAVE HIT ME UP TO AND A BIG THANK YOU TO STARZHALO FOR PIMPIN ME OUT ALSO THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU HAVE SUPPORTED MY WIFE WITH THE TUFF TIME SHE HAS HAD WITH HER GRANDSON AND DAUGHTER IT REAL DOS MAKE ABIG DIFF IN MY HOME LIFE SO KUOS TO YOU ALL.....OH FOR ALL OF THOSE ASSHOLES WHO THINK IT IS FUNY OR CUE TO SAY OR WRITE NASTY FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THAT LITTLE BOY JUST REMMBER IT MAY SOME DAY SOON BE YOUR TURN AT THIS ROAD IN LIFE NEVER SAY NEVER IT HAS A WAY OF BITTING U RIGH IN THE FUCKING ASS...... HELLSGATE_666

My Love
In the back of my mind may reside worry And sometimes my judgment a little blurry But know here and now That at your feet I bow My Love is always near You need not fear I will never leave Nor will you ever grieve I will forever be at your side With all other issues aside My love you’ll forever own As for my mistakes I must make atone Please remember always you have a friend in me This I’m sure we both agree Whatever events that may go by That I will never say goodbye Although sometimes I can be a jerk And at times you tend to go berserk Remember I was made for loving you Your attention I’ll always pursue Cause’ they’ll never be enough to go around ©~Ted E. Brown II October 27, 2006

Goodbye
when you have burned all the bridges for the sake of her time will it be enough can your days and nights be filled with her fear when you fade from our memories into the night as that joke you became that man with no spine alone in the dark when she finds the next so she can lie to you as she lies with you will you remember the ones you called friend and have any heart left to regret? w.g.s.

This Is Mine Whoohoo
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep, if they are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get ready for some nookie! They love to bite. They might seem at first sight of

Oh, So Funny... If True.
WWE involved in Spears/Federline divorce CNN.com is reporting that pop star Brittney Spears has filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline, who just last night on Monday Night Raw issued a challenge for a one on one match against WWE champion John Cena on the 1/1/07 edition of Raw in Miami, Florida. A number of Hollywood gossip websites had reported Spears left Federline several days ago, taking their children to a local Los Angeles hotel. The reason? Federline allegedly flew into a rage and destroyed property after Spears laughed at a tape of his WWE appearances. Federline made several recent WWE appearances, starting at a recent Los Angeles Raw taping where he was linked to Johnny Nitro and Melina, which ended with Cena hitting the F-U on Federline. WWE has heavily promoted Federline's CD, which was released on 10/31, in subsequent appearances, building to K-Fed's interference at Cyber Sunday causing Cena's loss to WWE World champion King Booker in the main event. In a p

I Must Be
I got this from a friend called Renegade. I thought it was cool ... so here goes I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be annorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

A Little Sappy And Gay...
that jazz rhythm in my head reminds me of how i feel when im completely fulfilled when im finally with you the tapping cymbal, the snare hit the steady groove i feel when im completely fulfilled when im finally with you the warmth and embrace of the bass the natural pulse i feel when im completely fulfilled when im finally with you while the horns ascend in pitch and tempo my heart races to keep up with the feeling the excitement i feel when im completely fulfilled when im finally with you

Friends
this is easy just read and send to the ones u are friends with Written with a pen Sealed with a kiss If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends. Ok, Friend Send this to............. 0-2 peeps you are a Bad friend. Booo!!! 3-5 peeps you are an OK Friend 6-10 peeps you are a Great Friend! ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ aithful ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ espectful ¶¶¶_¶¶¶ ¶¶¶__¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ntelligent ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ verlasting

All My Pieces
Behold the tiny pieces of my soul, lay bare before your eyes. All the bits fit to make up me. The flaws glow in the dark, the beauty, purple and green. The pain, soft white. The talent vibrant blue. The disease, my quiet death, no not black, but orange. I bare my self with honest paint. All of these bits scatter. like marbles on polished wood, at the simple act of your touch. I am shattered.

Take Me Down To The Paradise City, Where The Grass Is Green And The Girls Are Pretty
Oh won't you please take me home... Damn, that's a good song. Work was really good - my new assistant is still keen as anything, she's motivated, a real go getter. Just what I need after a year in the job - I can feel myself lightening up already. The BEST part is that I got to see my girl when I came home for lunch. I'm so in love it's ridiculous. 6 more weeks till I see her, and I was able to get a few more days in Boston and change my flights around for only $100. SCORE! No real plans for the weekend, which is good - the boys will probably come around to play Playstation and Xbox, and just chill out. Today was interesting politically - Good Ol' Rummy is out of office... but I gotta say I'm not suprised. Only a few more weeks till we have to vote here in Australia (compulsory voting... hooray!). I'm hungry and watching the Simpsons, so I'll leave this entry here...

The Mystery Within Me...
Beginning to end, end to beginning. Together in my dreams, you say-- Don't tell me you don't love me... You whisper this ever so softly, I feel you near me... Your touch is as soft as that of a rose petal, yet, so inviting. Your kiss is delicate, yet so intense. And, as you begin to stare, it seems an Absolute Eternity. When will this extreme fascination turned to obsession about me end?!?! You are always around me... I hear you, I see you, I feel you... Is it my imagination, can it truly just be a dream? I can no longer tell between reality and what I think reality is... It has long been distorted by much pain and suffering, I can no longer fend to what I have to attend... It's what you've exposed. My beginning is your end, and your end is my beginning. This is my world and what it revolves around... like a routine it seems. What I am, what I can be, and, what I become will remain a mystery that will only allure you, and, aggravate you....of that, I

Freaked
So today I dont know when but at some point my iron (for clothing) got plugged in and left on the floor... My house almost burned down! For scary..... I cant sleep im soo freaked... I have to replace my hardwood flooring and my fan and my iron... :( THIS SUCKS life never does get any easier or better does it!

Lol Another Joke Shared With Me By A Friend!
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you

Honestly If Its There Then.....
Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Should I let you fall? Lose it all? So maybe you can remember yourself. Can't keep believing, We're only deceiving ourselves . And I'm sick of the lie, And you're too late. Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Couldn't take the blame. Sick with shame. Must be exhausting to lose your own game. [ these lyrics found on completealbumlyrics.com ] Selfishly hated, No wonder you're jaded. You can't play the victim this time, And you're too late. Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. You never call me when you're sober. You only want it cause it's over, It's over. How could I have burned paradise? How could I - you were never mine. So don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. Don

What Exactly Classifies An Eating Disorder?
People in my family have been getting kinda worried about me. I think they think I'm trying to starve myself just cause they never see me eat (been there, done that, not the happiest of scenerios). It's not that I DONT eat, I just dont eat as much. I get full pretty quick nowadays,and only eat when im actually hungry. but im definetely not trying to starve myself. I mean, on one hand, they compliment me about the fact that ive lost wieght, but on the other, I get a worried look when im just not hungry enough to eat dinner. I honestly dont eat as healthy as i should as it is and get at least some exercise. I have wieghed alot before and that was when I did starve myself off 30 pounds. So now I can't really blame them if they think I'm trying to starve myself. (I was 14, wieghed about 170) but I eventually gained some back, lost more, gained a little back, and its basically been a yoyo thing ever since. Like the other night, we were having pork chops for dinner and when i told my mom i w

Why Do We Do Things We Do?
Why do we... Take for granted our lives we live Leave things unsaid Let our friends think we don't think about them Let words get in the way Not "show up" for someone we love Judge others Make a big deal out of a small situation Let our emotions overlap others needs Force ourselves to be the "Good Guy" Not do a damn thing about things we care about Have "Dreams" that'll never come true Torture ourselves with reality Live in a fantasy world Live for everyone else and not ourselves Not trust anyone anymore?

My World
i want to be in my world forever.. it has silver grass.. and a purple sky.. and i'm the only one there.. just me and the snake.. it's orange with piercing red eyes.. it's neither male nor female.. which is nice.. makes things much easier.. it holds all the answers to lifes questions yet it doesn't give them up easily.. it hangs from the baby blue apple tree.. the tree that gives me all the food i could ever want.. and i feel content.. my world is a valley.. surrounded by grass covered mountains.. a pink stream runs down the mountains and cuts the valley in half.. it's never dark here.. or sunny.. just different shades of purple.. it's relaxing.. there's no one to judge me.. to anything me.. because me and the snake are the only ones here.. when i'm here i'm not happy or sad.. hurt or mad.. i'm just content.. it's the only emotion allowed in the valley and that's just fine.. i can sit anywhere and be comfy.. the grass surrounds me and i feel protected.. it tickles.. it embraces.. it rem

That Person I Want In My Life Forever
He will hold me and never let go The good byes are not forever They are only for a little while His kisses are so sweet and so soft It tickles When his arms are around me I feel safe and warm When he says he loves me he means it And when he says that he cares He does and shows that he does That is the person I want in my life forever

I Hate Cheaters.
If you know me well enough, you would know it takes a lot to get me upset. Well this past Friday my boyfriend called me, and told me that he got high on a Monday night and hooked up with some random chick. Then he tries to break up without giving me a chance to say anything. Yeah, I was sad, angry, and for some reason I still love him. How the hell does that work anyway? I never used to be able to forgive something like this, but loving him changed that. He promised me to stop, now I just hope he does so my heart won't break worse then it did last time. -A

Something Important!
Everyone that has been giving me points.... THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! Today is my first day on this. I have absolutely no idea what this place is or about! So... just chill I'll start to figure things out! NikiNacole!!!

Evanescence October Lyrics. This Is A Good Song. But I Mostly Like The Lyrics. :d
Evanescence-October I can't run anymore, I fall before you, Here I am, I have nothing left, Though I've tried to forget, You're all that I am, Take me home, I'm through fighting it, Broken, Lifeless, I give up, You're my only strength, Without you, I can't go on, Anymore, Ever again. My only hope, (All the times I've tried) My only peace, (To walk away from you) My only joy, My only strength, (I fall into your abounding grace) My only power, My only life, (And love is where I am) My only love. I can't run anymore, I give myself to you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, In all my bitterness, I ignored, All that's real and true, All I need is you, When night falls on me, I'll not close my eyes, I'm too alive, And you're too strong, I can't lie anymore, I fall down before you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My only hope, (All the times I've tried) My only peace, (To walk away from you) My only joy, My only strength, (I fall into your abounding grace) My

Frozen Peach Shortcake Squares
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 3 hr 10 min Makes: 12 servings 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 1 pt. (2 cups) vanilla ice cream, softened 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Brand Peach Flavor Gelatin (unprepared) 4 cups pound cake cubes 1/4 cup raspberry preserves 12 small peach slices 12 raspberries STIR whipped topping, ice cream and dry gelatin in large bowl until well blended. Stir in cake cubes. Spoon into 8-inch square pan. FREEZE 3 hours or until firm. DRIZZLE with raspberry preserves. Cut into squares. Top each square with 1 peach slice and 1 raspberry. Store leftover dessert in freezer. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Substitute Prepare as directed, using COOL WHIP LITE Whipped Topping, low-fat ice cream, JELL-O Brand Peach Sugar Free Low Calorie Gelatin and reduced fat pound cake. How to Thaw COOL WHIP Place unopened 8 oz. tub in refrigerator for 4 hours. Do not thaw in microwave. Jazz It Up NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutriti

A Tribute
A Tribute To Veterans In Vietnam, Korea and World Wars Past Our Men Fought Bravely so Freedom Would Last Conditions Where Not Always The Best They Could Be Fighting a Foe You Could Not Always See: From Mountain Highs to Valley Lows From Jungle Drops to Desert Patrols Our Sinewy Sons Were Sent Over Seas Far From Their Families And Far From Their Dreams They Never Wrote Letters Of Hardships Despair Only Of Love, Yearning That One Day Soon: They Would Come Home, They Would Resume And Carry On With The Rest of Their Lives The P.O.W.'s Stood Steadfast Against the Indignities And Cruelties Of War They Could Not Have Lasted as Long as They Did If They Had Relinquished Their Hope That Some Day: They Would Come Home, They Would Resume And Carry On the Rest Of Their Lives Medics, Nurses, and Chaplains Alike Did What They Needed To Bring Back Life They Served Our Forces From Day Into Night Not Questioning If They Would Survive: They

Rip Without Permission
IIGHT...I'M BOUT 3 FUCKING STEPS FROM KICKING SOMEONES ASS!!..THIS GOES TO U ASSHOLES( GUYS IN PARTICULAR). WHAT FUCKING GIVES...U GET TO SOMEONES PAGE AND U START RIPPING THEIR PICS WITHOUT PERMISSION... HEY NUMB NUTS HOW ABOUT U GO GET UR OWN FUCKING PICS...OR BETTER YET ASK BEFORE TAKING...I MEAN COMMON CURTSY DEMANDS IT. MOST OF THE PICS IN MY ALBUMS I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT CUSS THEY ARE PICS OF WOMEN OF THE NET...BUT THE ONES GIVEN TO ME BY OTHER MEMBERS OF CT WERE GIVEN TO ME OUTA TRUST AND YOU MISERABLE EUNUCHS JUST WANT TO RIP IT WITHOUT GETTIN PERMISSION..ALSO, FOR ALL U MAGGOTS THAT SHOW UP ON MY PAGE THAT DO NOT RATE ME WHEN U COME ON THERE FUCK Y'ALL. AT LEAST A FUCKING 1 WILL DO..INSTEAD U COME UP THERE AND START RIPPING PICS..I OUTA SEND DOWN BOLTS OF LIGHTNING ON U PITTYFUL BASTARDS.

Cowboy Advice To Live By
Don't squat with your spurs on. Good judgement comes from experience... Problem is... A LOT of experience comes from bad judgement. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a lot easier'n puttin' it back in! If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut! Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Always drink upstream from the herd. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they l

Science, Consciousness, And The Soul
Join the search for a theory of consciousness that embraces both the mystical and the latest discoveries in neuroscience, parapsychology, and quantum physics. Who are we? Random creations of the unpredictable workings of quantum physics? Or are we a miraculous creation of Gods and Goddesses filled with meaning and purpose? Is there some mysterious, living intelligence that pervades the entire universe? Or is consciousness just the illusory byproduct of synaptic activity in our brain? Come and explore the hotly contested ground between mysticism and materialism, as we seek out a theory of consciousness that embraces both science and the soul. What you think upon grows...

One
i want to be the one lyin in his arms the one he calls when he has a problem the one he wants to be near most of the time because all of the time would get annoyin i think the one he runs to when things fall apart the one he cant live without the one he wont let go of the one he loves for all time the one whose voice he has to hear the one in his dreams to take away the nghtmares the one to protect him from as much heartache as possible the one who loves him for all his pubic announcements i just want to be his one and only I THINK I ALREADY AM HIS ONE AND ONLY!!!!

Life
Ok, I am getting married in 5 weeks. I bought my dress 5 weeks ago. When the day arrives I will be 5 months pregnant. So the ? is...will the damn thing fit?? LMAO. I am stressed like crazy. I have 4 weeks of school left until break so if I want to maintain my 4.0 I still have to stay focussed on school. But then I have a 2 year old who always wants to "help mommy with her homework!!" lol. I am tired all the time from this pregnancy, Mel and I only see each other on weekends. He gets off work just in time for me to leave for class. And as all this goes on, I plan a wedding that takes place 180 miles away from where I live 2 days before Christmas!!! I feel like I am losin' my friggin mind. Then, when I think I can not take anymore and I'm ready to cry...I walk in to school one rainy afternoon last week. I stop to talk to someone who was waiting for the elevator. Just as we concluded our conversation this girl who is real uptight and kind of snotty comes bursting through the door out of t

When Darkness Falls
I sit and I put a fake smile on my face. pretending to be happy when really i am crying inside. I sit and laugh at all the things I should. never wanting you to know how sad i really am inside. I hide this saddness so well you never see how i really am dieing inside. I love you and i try so hard to be what you want. never making you happy never knowing when I will be in the wrong again. nothing i do nothing i say is right. if you knew how i was crying inside would you change things. would you care. when darkness falls and you are sleeping i sit and watch you sleep as silent tears stream down my face. hiding how i feel. hiding the saddness inside till your still. when you wake my mask is on yet again till the darkness of night falls once again.

The Last Week
I havent done a blog in over a week so i thought might aswell do 1 now im back from being at my G/fs house. Went to the casino a few times and won a fair amount of cash only to go and spend it back in the casino again :)) (yes im a gambler) had a few beers up at the pub played some pool had a pretty good week as it turns out. just doing some decorating today and the rest of the weekend i'll slide up some piccies of it soon. just cooking a pizza atm Mmmmm in starving lol. If any 1 reads this and sees it please give me 1000 pounds as i need to buy some new vestax turntables and a beringher mixer :)) all donations gladly appreciated lol Peace ppl

Live With No Regrets
I have come to a conclusion ... that i am going to live my life with no regrets... i honestly do not regret one thing i have done in my past...like having chlidren so young or marrying my ex-husband, or how i lived my life, i dont regret how i raised my kids or treated my freinds, the things i have lost or the wasted days i spent... for it all makes me who i am, i am stronger and have much more knowledge of the world and life because of it, .... and i will not regret one day or one decision i will make in the future... life is too short to come up to the end of it and say i should have or i wish i could have... not me ... i am going to make it happen and do what i want to... i dont want to end up like that ... so if i want to buy those drums for my grandson i will, if i want to learn to play bass i will, just because i am in my 40's it's no too late... if i want a new position at work i am going for it and learning what i need to do to get it... and if i want a man

Living Like Water
The journey of water as it flows upon the earth can be a mirror of our own paths through life. Water begins its residence on earth as it falls from the sky or melts from ice and streams down a mountain into a tributary or stream. In the same way, we come into the world and begin our lives on earth. Like a river that flows within the confines of its banks, we are born with certain defining characteristics that govern our identity. We are born in a specific time and place, within a specific family, and with certain gifts and challenges. Within these parameters, we move through life, encountering many twists, turns, and obstacles along the way just as a river flows. Water is a great teacher that shows us how to move through the world with grace, ease, determination, and humility. When a river breaks at a waterfall, it gains energy and moves on, as we encounter our own waterfalls, we may fall hard but we always keep moving on. Water can inspire us to not become rigid with fear or cling

Amphibian Theft
A Detroit college student kidnapped twenty frogs from an area zoo. The frogs were reported missing, and apparently, out of guilt, the young man returned the frogs and turned himself in. Officials aren’t clear on why the man committed this act, but one thing is certain, he will go down as having one unique criminal record!

Fuggin Automated Phone Lines
dont ya just hate when you try and call somewhere and you get his damn automated message that has you dial 374687643 fuckin numbers and then STILL doesnt put you through to someone...and it really sucks if you get disconnected during the call and you have to call back...or whats worse is you FINALLY get to someone and they supposedly cant help you and instead of putting you through to someone who can they give you another number to call only to dial 38783742 numbers again through automated messages. that REALLY chaps my azz

My Name
R: Fuckin crazy Y: One of the best damn bf/gf one could ask for. A: Very broad minded. N: Loves to Party Thats a great name! Ur Turn: A: Very broad minded. B: Likes people C: Is wild and crazy. D: Has one of the best personalities ever. E: A freaking good kisser. F: People adore you. G: Never let people tell you what to do. H: Have a very good personality and looks. I: Fuckin awesome. J: Lives life for fun. K: Really silly. L: Loved by everyone M: Makes dating fun.. N: Loves to Party O: Is best in bed P: Popular with all types of people. Q: A hypocrite. R: Fuckin crazy S: Easy to fall in love with T: Loyal to those you love U: Really like to chill. V: Not judgemental. W: Very broad minded. X: Never let people tell you what to do. Y: One of the best damn bf/gf one could ask for. Z: Always ready.

Native Friends(dont Be Offended)
Native Friends(don't be offended) WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food INDIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. INDIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. INDIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!" WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. INDIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. INDIAN FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. WHITE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. INDIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. INDIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. INDIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I' m home!" WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while. INDIAN FRIENDS

Someone Was Mentioning....
that all of my blogs are like negative...so who wants a fully boring positive blog.... alrighty then lets see... I'm happy a lot of the time, I just dont' always look like it. I have a wonderful boyfriend named David, and have 2 dogs 2 cats a bunny 2 hampsters fish and things like that. I love life, I couldn't live without my friends that's who sustain me. They make life possible to bear. David drove my car last night, it was funny....he's only driven one other time in his life, so I let him, it was late at night in the back roads, and he let loose. Pretty funny if you ask me. There was a cop behind us, so I made him pull over, I didn't want him driving near any other cars anyway. I went to Karen's house sometime over the weekend, and I jumped in her bed, he sheets are soooo soooo soft, I couldn't get out. And then David left us in the bed to go downstairs to talk to her mom. Sleep is limited for me now, just because I have so much to do without any time. And my

Oral Sex
Okay boys and girls....I'm feeling kinda HA HA today, even though shit is kinda rough. Why is it that so many women will not admit to A) performing oral sex, and B) swallowing? The reason I am asking this (before some of yall go EWWWWWWWWWWW) is that you are the FIRST people to get upset if a guy doesn't do it. Me being the permanent scuba tank holder that I am, don't have a problem with it. In fact it's one of my faves (better bring an oxygen tank and a safety word with ya), but I just wanted to know why it's EWWWWWWW when you guys do it to us...but not EWWWWWWWWW when we go down on yall. I was having a HUGE debate on the train on the way to my stepsister's house today with these three wall st. women, and two were really BLONDE about the whole thing but one said she knew where I was coming from and suggested I post this blog to find out if women are really still in the EWWWW phase (or is that just in public or not amongst friends lol). For all of you guys that think that this

Chapter Xi: Beach Party!
Chapter XI: BEACH PARTY! Dan walked up to Jennifer as she stood in the doorway. He drew her into his arms, feeling her full breasts pressing into his chest. His hands moved over her back as they exchanged a wet, passionate kiss, and from the feel of her skin, he knew she was naked under her skirt and T-shirt. Jennifer smiled sexily at him as he looked into her eyes. "I decided against a bathing suit." she said, her eyes bright and burning. "I have a feeling that there won't be a lot of swimming going on tonight..." Dan nodded in agreement, glancing down at her hard nipples pushing out from her shirt. "And if you do decide to get wet, you'll look fabulous in what you have on....", he said. Jennifer smiled and ran her hand over his flat belly, moving slowly lower until it slid over his hard cock. She squeezed him lovingly before moving lower to cup his re-filled balls. "I definitely plan on getting wet tonight..." she teased, her hand returning to his cock. "But not f

Interesting Facts
Interesting Facts for you to enjoy. I left my own commentary in parenthesis If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it. Besides wouldnt you need coffee to yell that long?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.! If only my prostate was paying attention to this) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) --------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hmmmm What To Do?!?!?!?
Here's my whole dilema, next year my husband is going to be 30 and I want to do domething for him that will really blow his mind but I don't know what to get him. So anyway I keep coming back to my original idea to get another girl in for a 3 some. Now do I do this as a surprise or do I ask him if it's what he wants? I know he couldn't handle seeing me with another bloke but I quite fancy the idea of a FFM. What do you guys and girls think??? Message me.

Yeah
Ok, so it's the day before Thanksgiving and I am sitting here at my Mom's waiting for her to get home......... Fun Shit!!! LOL Donnie is waiting for me to get done and then we are going home. Yeh, I can say that everything is going rather well!! I love Donnie!! That's all that matters right!!! Yeah, I thought so. His Mom and Dad are great, too!!! Turkey Day is tomorrow and I am nervous, because my Mom and Dad are going to Donnie's house. I know how my Dad can be sometimes...... Not very nice. Other than that I am excited about the whole thing, after all it was half my idea... the other half was Donnie's. Next wednesday is his birthday....... I don't know what to get him other than cheesy stuff. I want to get him something personal..... I mean something from the heart, but I can't think of anything that sounds good enough for him! So yeah if anyone has any suggestions please leave 'em. Well ya'll have a great Turkey Day!!

Made A Decision.
Just putting it out here.. I think I am done rating and commenting for "Friends" on their contests. Out of the 8 who have actually taken time to ask me personally (Via Shout or PM) to Vote/Comment their contest, only 2 of them went out of their way to thank me. 1 of them even bought me a gift. On the other hand, the 2 people I randomly voted/commented for (And one in an outside contest to boot) bought me "Thank You" gifts, and were grateful. It's not like I *need* gratitude - But it sure as hell would be nice. If those who are NOT Friends can show it - Why not the so-called "Friends"?

Verbal Abuse On Here Is Supose To B Ignored, But Wtf Is Nsfw. B.s
OK HERE WE HAVE SOME BIBLE THUMPING OR IS IT HUMPING PRICKS TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT SEE. WHAT THE FUCK?? BUT THIS COCKSUCKER KU KLUX KLAN CAN GO AROUND CALLING WOMEN OF ALL COLORS ANY GOD DAMN NAME HE WANTS. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CONSISTENCY IN THIS? NSFW~~~ IF YOU ARE AT WORK THEN YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING WORKING YOU LAZY FUCKING BASTARD!! GET THE FUCK OFF CHERRYTAP! AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB! IF I CAUGHT AN EMEPLOY ON ANY SITE THAT WAS NOT DIRECTLY RATED TO MY COMPANY OR PRODUCT I WOULD FIRE THEIR LAZY FUCKING ASSES. THIS ISNT CHERRYTAP'S PLACE TO PROTECT THOSE TOO FUCKING STUPID AND LAZY TO FUCKING DO THEIR JOBS. IF THEIR COMPANY HAS A PROBLEM WITH IT FIRE THE FUCKING OFFENDERS. GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU CENSORING NAZIS AND YOU CANNOT HAVE MINE! SO GET THE FUCK OFF MINE!! IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE HERE THEN FUCKING REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS LIST AND DONT LOOK. ITS YOUR EYES AND BRAIN FUCKING USE THEM!! THESE ARE MY WORDS AND FEELINGS AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO T

What's Your Southern Sign????????
WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN? Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand: See the list below... OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of every

Fishing
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit."

Lasting Love
Your love has reached my heart today, And deep in me it has come to stay, Finding a home till time meets end. In my life, you’ve carved a niche, Leaving a mark so indelibly etched, And nothing fits to take its place. In my future, I see your presence, In ways so loving and happily spent, Feeding my dreams as I take a view.

Loving From A Distance
Doubts and worry did I have When I was unsure how to love There were times I couldn't believe, That this special someone has finally arrived Time seemed to pass very fast, Yet I still can't wait For that special moment When fate re-allows us to meet Some things still strike me as not right Even after I've known you so much better This distance parting us should not exist Coz we are obviously destined to be together The oceans between the two of us Doesn't really amount to anything though Compared to the joy you've brought to my life And the future we hold together No matter what the future brings us Please just remember those moments we had Sharing moments of joy, peace, and laughs Even when things hit us bad Sure, I wish we were physically closer but in my heart, this relationship is the best I can have Being around you is all I long for but I will settle with this long distance love

The Blind And The Dog
The Blind And The Dog John was waiting to cross the street when a blind man approached with his guide-dog. The traffic sign turned green and instead of helping its master to cross, the dog raised its rear leg and peed on the shoes of the blind man. Observing that, the blind man reached into his pocket and offered the dog a cookie. John told the blind man in amazement, "If it is my dog I'd have kicked its butt!". The blind man calmly replied, "I'm going to. But I need to find its head first".

Doctor Checkups
Doctor Checkups A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

Bar Room Chat Translations
Bar Room Chat Translations BAR ROOM CHAT TRANSLATIONS: "You get this one, next round is on me." (We won't be here long enough to get another round.) "I'll get this one, next one is on you." (Happy hour is about to end...now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be 4.50 a pop.) "Hey, where is that friend of yours?" (I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.) "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." [female] (I'm easy.) "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." [male] (I'm gay.) "Ever try a body shot?" [male to female] (I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.) "Ever try a body shot?" [female to male] (If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?) "I don't feel well, let's go home." [female] (You are paying more attention to your friends than me.) "I don't feel well, let's go home." [male] (I'm horny.)

“you Know When You Have Had Too Much Coffee When”.
“You Know When You Have Had Too Much Coffee When”. You answer the door before people knock. You ski uphill. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and You don't even work there. You can jump-start your car without cables. You don't need a hammer to pound nails. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. People get dizzy just watching you. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. You help your dog chase its tail.

Close My Eyes Forever
Ozzy Osbourne - Close My Eyes Forever Baby, I get so scared inside and I don't really understand is it love that's on my mind or is it fantasy? Heaven is in the palm of my hand and it's waiting here for you what am I supposed to do with a childhood tragedy? If I close my eyes forever would it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever would it all remain the same? Sometimes, its hard to hold on, so hard to hold on to my dreams It isn't always what it seems when you're face to face with me Like a dagger you stick me in the heart and taste the blood from my veins And when we sleep would you shelter me in your warm and darkened grave? If I close my eyes forever would it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever would it all remain the same? Will you ever take me? No I just can't take the pain would you ever trust me? No I'll never feel the same (oh) (instrumental) I know I've been so hard on you I know I've told you lies If I could have

Crazy2
Yo It's only right I jack the car keys and run Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns For fun when I'm drunk I run a truck through the weed house Jump out and beat your peeps down worse than Steve Stought Put you in choke holds I learned last week from the police man who caught me stealing weed from his jeep (hey, hey, hey!) I see hoes fightin' y'all don't wanna brawl That's like Deebo fightin' Peabo Bryson Fuck what your hollerin' and yellin' about I'll reach in your mouth and pull your fuckin' skeleton out Niggaz get hit with a 2-Peace BLING BLING With a poisonous sting- I'm such a violent thing

She Said He's Just A Friend...
The One Called Friend In this foreign land It has been noticed that the one called friend in this foreign land has been given the attributes of the lover. Nameless people at the jobsite disclose that they no longer keep boyfriends but have “friends” to serve their wishes. He takes her to the movies, dinner etc. and enjoys the privilege of being with her but not actually be with her, or so they say, sort of like an escort. ! He should be paid for services rendered! Anyways there is a secret desire for your friend. The guy would have no qualms with an actual love affair betwixt the two of you. Otherwise, he would not put up with the senseless stuff she has him to do. He figures this is the best way to love land. Show her an unyielding faithful guy and she’ll come around to loving you. In reality, what really happens is he is forced, (well I shouldn’t say forced, he wants to see her happy so…) to weather countless storms of bad boyfriends, indecisions, and P.M.S

It Is The Law
I am not an extremely religious person. But I am tired of all the ACLU court actions. If you look at the original ACLU charter, it was based on Communism. They have modified it to be more politically correct, but their goal is still the same. I received this email and thought it was appropiate. Some of the laws and actions our courts are taking do not mirror the majority opinion. Religion and Immigration are both at the top of bad decissions. When you read this email, I take the word GOD as being any God regardless of religious affiliation. The Ten Commandments are from Christianity, but all religions have them in one form or another. THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, "so be it," because I would like to be a law a

My Effein Little Wp Wanna Hit On Cassie Life
I EFFEIN HATE GUYS THAT ARE MARRIED AND TRYING TO HIT ON ME ...IT PISSES ME OFF AND THERE IN THE ARMY.....WTF.....HOW FUCKED UP ARE PEOPLE THESE DAYS....REALLY CAN ANYONE ANSWER ME THAT....FUCKING A MAN ITS LIKE EVERWHERE YOU GO DONT MATTER WHERE THERES ALWAYS A FUCKING MARRIED MAN FOLLOWING YOU....DOES MY LIFE EVER GET ANY BETTER THEN THIS...OR IS IT JUST MY TIME FOR MARRIED MAN TO HIT ON ME.....REALLY CAN SOMEONE ANSWER ME ON THIS ONE?

*confession: Recently, The Reality Of This Song Slapped Me In The Face & Made Me Cry*
++PINK FLOYD: TIME++ Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way. Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way. Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run you missed the starting gun. So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older, Shorter of breath and one day closer to death. Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time. Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way The time is gone, the song is over, Thought I'd something more to say.

Taking A Temporary Leave Of Absence
From beer. Can you freaking believe that! It won't be a long one. I actually started Sunday night after my last beer. I haven't had one since. I know I know, quitting is for quitters. :) I'll be back soon though with a beer in hand! Sam

Suducer
Your Seduction Style: Sex Pot Tradionally known as a "siren", "rake", or "femme fatale." You exude sensuality. And while your sexiness is part of what makes you an incredible seducer... Your ability to make others feel sexy is what really makes your seduction skills shine. Most people don't feel attractive or desired enough - a need which you tap into. You have the ultimate sex appeal, and getting attention from you is a total self esteem boost. Your confidence is contagious, and you help others unleash their own sexuality. Your sex pot seduction skills are so intoxicating that you can get away with... well, almost murder. Lovers feel like your sensuality is in your blood, so it's only natural if you flirt a little. And if you stray, that might be okay as well - as long as you make your lover still feel hot. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

From Erin, Jessiah's Wife
From: Pray Jessiah Comes Home Date: Dec 1 2006 12:50 PM Thank you everyone for your support. Unfortunately the mystery of Jessiah's disappearance still exists. Thank you to everyone that came to the candle light vigil in Clarksville, it was nice to meet you all. Thank you to everyone who lit a candle around the country and around the world. It means a lot. Your support has been wonderful and helped me through this time. Thank you for your prayers. There will be more updates as I hopefully find out more information. Thank you again for your support, prayers, and help you have given me and my family.

Cameron And Kate Too?????????
OK Kate Winslet & Cameron Diaz too?????? Gifts galore in our store...don't forget when you see a design you like...CLICk and see it on lots of other items! just some naughty fun Don We Now Our Gay Apparel Don't forget free shipping and coupon on site!!!!!!!!! ..

Tequila And Salt...
The text below was copied from Shannon Stewart's Blog This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So............If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the on

The Mailman Joke
One night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in and explained it to billy. Billy, what we were doing is making you a baby brother. Oh goody, goody cried billy. The next morning as the father came down the stairs he found billy sitting at the bottom of the steps. What are you doing up billy he asked. I am thinking about my baby brother said billy and with that his father left for work. Late that evening the father came in from work to find billy sitting on the steps but crying this time. Why billy, what is wrong? This morning when I left you were happy about getting a baby brother and now you are crying. Well, I was happy daddy but then the mailman came and ate my baby brother all gone.

Bubbles
I am fortunate. I have a great house, a high paying job and a sexy woman who lived with me. My lover is absolutely to die for. She’s five foot eight; 145 pounds and a fiery redhead, not to mention stacked and has all the curves in the right places. She stays at home and operates her websites. They range from free sites to a cam site, featuring her of course. I came home from work late one evening and she had cooked dinner. I felt absolutely awful that I missed it. I could tell she was upset as well. As I munched on the leftovers I thought of a way to repay her. The light bulb went off. “Baby, I’m going to be in the bathroom for a bit, my tummy isn’t feeling well.” All right, not romantic, but she won’t bother me in there either. I hurried into our room and made for the master bath. I poured some vanilla scented bubble bath into our sunken garden tub. I was careful not to make too much noise, and eased the faucet open, first the hot water then the cold. I kept the bath water running

Kiss
KISS by PRINCE... I went to see Happy Feet tonight..and this song was in there... just had to play it!!! Gotta love the PRINCE.. :) U don't have 2 be beautiful 2 turn me on I just need your body baby From dusk till dawn U don't need experience 2 turn me out U just leave it all up 2 me I'm gonna show u what it's all about U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Kiss U got to not talk dirty, baby If u wanna impress me U can't be 2 flirty, mama I know how 2 undress me (Yeah) I want 2 be your fantasy Maybe u could be mine U just leave it all up to me We could have a good time U don't have 2 be rich 2 be my girl U don't have 2 be cool 2 rule my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your Kiss Yes I think I wanna dance Gotta, Gotta Little girl Wendy's parade Gotta, gotta,

Repost!
Sorrry!! NOW U Have Bad Luck For 3 Days And ur luv will die! Unlessss.......... U Repost It With Any Of These Titles:This is so silly right? ................................................. 1) i fuckin love him 2) i fuckin love her 3) hes mine 4) shes mine 5) im a metal head 6) im in love with a skater 7) im a skater 8) im a tager 9) im emo 10) she sucked mine last nite 11) hes so good in bed 12) that bitch!!! 13) I lost my dick 15) i had sex on your couch 16) im not a virgin any more 17) stupid slut i hope you read this 19) im engaged 20) im moving!!!!!!!!!!! 21) i wanna fight this hoe 22) i'm tired of boys. 23) i'm tired of girls...... 27) I hope she's not pregnant 28) i pissed my pants last night 29) the protection broke......... 31) im getting a sex change cuz she broke my heart...... 31) i hate emo's 32) my dick almost got cut off 33) her dad walked in during our sex 34) my mom walked in on me while having sex 36) DAMN! WHY is she such

The Blast Of A Past
past two days... friday i was anxious all day. seems like i've been gettin more and more anxious at school and i dont know why...probably cuz i dont have my internship yet and i need it by the end of this week. there's a ton of work i have to do for monday...well maybe not a ton but i have at least, like 2 papers to write. anyway, zack let rachel, alison and peter join us in the car and drove us to my house. us girls took turns chillin wit peter and showering. rachel and alison hung out wit peter while i showered and then me and alison hung out while rachel showered and then alsion showered. me, peter and my dad went to go get the pizza and picked up jack on the way back. jess came over and we waited for thomas who walked in as the girls ran upstairs to my room to beautify. the ride to the rave was fun. me and peter tried to make a video of us singing badly but it wouldn't show. the rave itself was fun. they also played some rap but yea, it was 3 hrs straight of raving/

Goin Back To Bed
I was rudely awakened...I'm going back to bed because my family here is pissing me off, and I'm getting a headache..I'll probably be back sooner rather than later...but we'll see. Dave...I'll keep voting my booty off when I come back... And for those of you guys and gals that haven't already...Go vote for CrazySanta's Christmas tag! Vote as many times as you can. See you all in a couple of hours.

A Heart Divided
I don't think she heard a word I said We're just going through the motions no spark burns now when we're in bed she slips away drawn to that siren's call You know a heart divided will surely fall loving you used to be so easy as natural as each breath I take I remember how you pleased me and anticipate each move I'd make all that's left between us is a wall a lover's heart divided is bound to fall sweet moments pass, signals missed when the march of time takes it's toll too busy to take the time to kiss and soon a loving heart grows cold where was love there's nothing at all You know a heart divided will surely fall

Two Weeks To Go!
Two weeks until I finish work for the year, and just under three weeks till I fly out to Boston - I'm so nervous, but I guess this'll teach me to have a girlfrind in another hemisphere, huh? Work is kinda sucking atm. My assistant's about to be moved, so my workload will double - boo-urns! On the upside, it's only 17 days till I get my ass cuddled off by a beautiful American girl...

This Is How It Goes..
my life is pretty weird and confusin if u have time to think about it.. its not as bad as some people but its still bad i guess in a way.. i would write it down and explain but what if someone i know is reading this and they dont know any of this stuff.. i could get in trouble ya know? (for some of it any way) but its wut ever... but i can say that 2006 has been a pretty much bad year for me.. well half of it anyway.. one of the major good things thats happened is the dude that i like.. but even thats bad but once again i cant say because i'll get in trouble.. maybe anyway.. but its not my fault fuckers! sorry sometimes i just bust out and fuck or shit is in everyone if my sentences.. its just the way i am so u better get fuckin used to it!

If We Had Sex....game. Don't Be Scared
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i liked you? 20. Would you do it today? 21. Would you do it tomorrow? 22. Would you call me in the morning? 23. Are you goin

The Hand Of A Friend
THIS BEAUTIFUL FRIEND SENT THIS IN A COMMENT TODAY.AND WELL SOME THINGS TOUCH MY HEART THAT I HAVE TO KEEP THEM.THANK YOU MY FRIEND.LOVE TO YOU The hand of a friend, waves 'hello' with exuberance. The hand of a friend, pulls you close for a hug. The hand of a friend, pats you on the back. The hand of a friend, pulls you up. The hand of a friend, gets dirty, right next to yours. The hand of a friend, wipes a tear from your face. The hand of a friend, is willing to fight for your honor. The hand of a friend, writes and sends thoughtful and funny things to you. Thank you, my friend, for your hand!! Thanks sooo much 4 all of your comments When i was unable to get on CherryTap!! Huggies hun & have a fantastic Monday!!! :)) ~*~ Mrs.~*~ Please stop by & show me some real loves as I have u :)) I have pleanty of pics & funny blogs 4 u to comment and rate :)) huggies@ CherryTAP The hand of a friend, waves 'hello' with exuberance. T

Which Reindeer Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/whichofsantasreindeerareyouquiz/ You Are Blitzen Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa. Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying! Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini.

What Words Alone Can't Say
More often than not Words can't describe My feelings for you Which live deep inside Feelings that grow stronger With every beat of my heart I knew you were the one for me Right from the very start There isn't a moment In the day I can find Where you face and smile Don't appear in my mind I long to be with you And hold you so tight To protect you and love you Everyday and each night We share something so special Each and every day A feeling in our souls Words alone can't say

Ch-ch-chapter One.
In the middle of a tease, his only slightly rough hands find her body. He traces his fingers up and down her curved sides as she lightly moans a response. She rests her hands around his neck, as he lovers her and himself down on the bed behind them. The picture of her boyfriend falls to the floor with a small shattering noise. He pulled away from her and backed off slightly, staring intently at the ground. She reached for him, taking him by the collar of his Bleeding Through t-shirt and pulled him back to her. The acceptance of what they had started clearly stated. He adjusts himself, placing his hips between her thighs. She could feel him becoming more erect. She blushed, knowing she's the reason. She kissed him, soft and sweet. A light tension flares between them again. As she moves, only slightly, to further comfort herself - her already swollen, moist outer lips created friction against her jeans which in turn rubbed against his erect member. They both moaned in ecstasy, as h

Soldier's Eyes
To look into a soldier's eyes, the window to their soul. Look out from inside their mind and see horrors never told. You say we are just killers, it's not that plain you see. Take a walk inside my boots and see what I have seen. Many innocent lives taken and soldiers, they were some. Giving their life freely to get the mission done. The last cold stare of death, we see in our buddies eyes. They fought for all your freedom, this is why we die. Some wonder why we fight to protect this nation and maybe lose our life. Ask this question to a soldier, the answers in their eyes. Always will we be here waiting, the call we won't deny. We'll always fight for freedom, never asking why. We'll go away to far off lands , leaving our loved ones behind. Many times we die alone, several times inside. Open windows to our soul, see the tears we hide. Secrets that we cannot keep are in a soldier's eyes By SSG M.Lynn McCulley

Don't Open Till Xmas
COLUMBIA, S.C. - A fed-up mother had her 12-year-old son arrested for allegedly rummaging through his great-grandmother's things and playing with his Christmas present early. The mother called police Sunday after learning her son had disobeyed orders and repeatedly taken a Game Boy from its hiding place at his great-grandmother's house next door and played it. He was arrested on petty larceny charges, taken to the police station in handcuffs and held until his mother picked him up after church. "My grandmother went out of her way to lay away a toy and paid on this thing for months," said the boy's mother, Brandi Ervin. "It was only to teach my son a lesson. He's been going through life doing things ... and getting away with it." Police did not release the boy's name. The mother said that her son was found in the last year to have attention deficit hyperactivity disorder but that his medicine does not seem to help. She said he faces an expulsion hearing at his school Wednesday. Rock Hil

Hello
HELLO ALL HERE IS THE REAL DONNA ...... I AM A MOTHER OF 3 AND I AM 30 YEARS OLD I LIVE IN FORT WORTH TX AND I AM A VERY LOVING LADY ..... I LOVE TO CHAT AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND PLAY ONLINE GAMES AND I AM A DJ FOR A ONLINE RADIO STATION ..... I WANT TO BE A REAL DJ SOME DAY I WILL DO WHAT WHAT IT TAKES TO DO MY BEST AT MY JOB AND CARE FOR MY FAMILY .. RIGHT NOW I AM A HOUSEKEEPER AT A HOSP

Thanks Yall!
Thank you to everyone that has being giving me 10s and adding me and all that jazz...im trying to keep up with yalls msgs as best as i can and if you dont hear back from me im sooo sorry...i cant keep up!!!! hahaha...so thank you to all and i am trying to return the favor as best as i can! YALL ROCK!!! Love, Bxtch

Why Me, Whynot Kevin
wayne i wish u wldve saved kevin not me...dont worry about tht faggot he is nothing just a crackhead. it is NOT YOUR FAULT!!! I LOVE U BIG BRO JUST DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID... ITS NOT YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KEEP SAYING IT TILL U GET IT THRU UR HEAD

December 7th
Earthquake Victim's Memorial Day Armenia Felix Houphouet-Boigny Remembrance Day Ivory Coast Good Neighbourliness Day Turkmenistan National Day Ivory Coast Pearl Harbor Day United States of America St. Ambrose Day (Milan Only) Italy International Civil Aviation Day International

No Child Left Behind............
Hi, i thought Id put something in this blog that might have some value....I have a little boy, his name is Brandon, he's almost ten years old.He's a very bright little boy, with some very big problems.He use to be an a-b student the first two years of school....gradually his grades have gotten worse.He's failing now.Teachers told me Brandon was ADHD, so at their insistance we had him put on meds.Nothing changed.Still teachers complained your son wont sit still, he wont stay on task.He eats the glue sticks.....it went on and on.Now we are in fourth grade, he barely knows his times tables and cant seem to learn them no matter how much someone works with him.They are in long divison and he just keeps falling further and further behind.Now i know you are probably saying whip his butt, or its your fault.But seriously I do discipline my son when needed.I take stuff away,and spank if needed.I have asked for help to find a solution, help my son.Still nothing, until out of desperation I had the

A Soldier Coming Home
Some people keep asking me what I would like for Christmas. I do not make it a practice in making out Christmas lists for myself; never have & probably never will. I enjoy giving out Christmas gifts and love the surprises of receiving gifts... That being said, I was looking for a Christmas song that seems to be encouraging and stumbled across this song. Funny (not funny ha ha, but funny peculiar). My Christmas gift from my Daddy when he was in VietNam was a music box that I still treasure to this day although it has been banged up in moves during the last 40 years. What a perfect song in light of the plights in Iraq. We would all love to see the soldiers home for Christmas; however, understand that there may still be some needs for them being in Iraq. Not all of them will be home in time for Christmas, but it is indeed a wonderful thought.... Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com PS. I have also created a Mumm entitled, A Soldier Coming Home, today (Friday, 12/8th

New To The Game But Im A Player So Lets Play!
im new to this typeof site so if i screw up just laugh with me and ill do better next time,lol.im 6ft1 with long dishwater blond hair.i believe in living life to the fullest and getting the most it has to offer.living life day to day works for me becouse there is no stress or worries,had enough of that.racing and biking are my favorite past times but i also enjoy skydiving and skiing and other things.relaxation takes many forms so its hard to say what i do to relax,depends on the people im with.just moved to missouri from colorado.bummer.hoping to get back out to cali soon though.looking for new friends and always new things to do or new ways to try.well i quiet for now in case ive already screwed up to much,if so,ill just laugh harder and try to do better next time.

You Would Think...
That after a month of working in toys the village idiot would be able to work a little better. Well let me tell you you're wrong lol. He still can't finish one pallet in 8 hours of work. This is a major thing because I took a cashier who hardly ever works and she did 2 pallets. This woman is in her 60's has to run up and run the register, cover lunches for other cashiers, yet she still does double what he does. I know I know this is an old complaint, but it's been a month. He still has to ask me where over half the stuff goes. Even when I give him an exact location he can't find it. I mean it's so exact that I gave the same directions to a customer and they found it just fine. It has gone to my manager and the boy has been written up twice. Once more and he's outta there anyway. Though I know this shouldn't bother me because I'll be moving soon. I just feel for whoever has to have him after I leave. OMG another thing he did. If we open things and they can't all go on the shelf an

Call Me A Dreamer
Call Me a Dreamer Copyright Oct. 20, 2005 Call me a dreamer, But I still want the storybook ending. I'm a true romantic 110%. I still believe that dreams come true. I still believe in finding that perfect person The one who fills my heart. I still believe in soul mates Forever, and death do us part. I want to grow old with that one special man Who still wants to hold me at night, And who’ll take my hand within his own Till we are 90 years right, Smiling our toothless smiles at each other Coming apart at the seams. But knowing that together the two of us Built a home made of love and dreams.

Application To Datemy Daughter
Application for Permission to Date My Daughter NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME______________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH______________ HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES______________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _______________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ________________________________ If less than your age, explain ________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________ Do you own a van? _______________ A tr

I Am To Die
I am to die, my soul and mind they can take no more, sorrow and pain are all in my sight, none are without it and my heart does ache, it is too much, far to much for me to bare, I no longer wish... to live only to die, to forget, allow me to not be the cause of pain and still be gone, I am weak, I am a coward, and can pretend no more, all I had was hope taht I could ease the pain, remove others sorrow, I have done nothing all my work in vain none have heard my words and my sorrow grows, I have lost my purpose, I have lost my will, all I want is release to leave my flesh, forget my sorrow forget all pain

A Quote I Like
i just wanted to add this , i always found this quote pretty damn cool, and if i can ever find out if its a true poem and the author it would be awesome ( true enough i havent tried real hard either though) i'm not going to tell you where its from...you just tell me if you know. Sin and souIs--who beIieves in that shit anymore, reverend? Want to know what a sin is? A sin's ending up Iike that girI-- where junkies prowI, where the tigers growI... in search of that much-needed bIow. Where winos cringe on a canned-heat binge... and find their graves in the snow.

This Is How I Want My Pussy Licked!!!
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS we're on top...and we're on top why? Duh so we can stimulate our clit...by doin' our lil "snake charm" grindin' grabbin onto the males pelvic bones...which we all know does nothing for the guys...so the point is...EAT OUR PUSSY FIRST...make us cum a few times...numb us up then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end however you like. Now once you're in between our legs...don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a Thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin time. We all know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like that way. Lick our inner thighs, kiss them...kiss around our pussy lips...kiss the lips etc. finally once you've got your tongue on our clit...this is what to do...(you can use your hands to spread our lips apart if you want...it's all about preference...but for future info it's easier to make us cum w/our lips spread. So you have easier acces

Speechless
Something happened today that made me stop in my tracks. In fact it made me re-evaluate some things in my own life. I talked to a really close friend tonight. She has children and is not doing well financially at all. In fact I would be totally freaking out if it were me. And here she is asking me how I am doing, and laughing and smiling. Its Christmas season and I know how hard things are for her and still, unshakable. My God, if I could have half her strength…. At the same time I wish I could do something, anything. It breaks my heart to think about it much. And in a way I feel guilty. I man here I am in a kick ass apartment in the snobby part of town and all my needs are met and then some. And its just me. Its not like I work too hard or have any real money issues. I mean wouldn’t it be better if it was me in her shoes instead? I mean I would rather it be me instead of her. Not that I am any stronger than she is, but she shouldn’t have to be, I guess that my point. I hear succe

8 Signs Santa Hates Your Kid....
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!" 7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes 6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling. 5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing. 4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed. 3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list 2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown." 1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

Its A Poem...again..
let us change this world one day at a time one hand .... with yours and mine with no reason we are blind lets us change the pace of our woes redefined we are sheep, though portrayed as swine though these "lessons learned in time" Buried at PhotoCasket.com disengaged line by line let us forget what we've been told for this box cannot hold what the world can unfold

Friends
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

What Santa Wishes He Could Say
What Santa really wants to say after all these years... Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa ____________________________________________________ Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ____________________________________________________ Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do? Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a

To Stand Your Own Watch
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled,

Will You Be My Prince Charming
The dreams are mine, I can't define, where do we cross that line.Do we love or do we hate, The feelings that dwell within is it fate. Do I want to try to let you be the guy to take away the pain and make you mine.To expose myself is something rare, I never do that I am always scared.My thoughts unclear I shed a tear what my fututre holds is unclear.I just want to love and be loved to. Just when does my fairytale ever come true. Will you be my Prince Charming?

Blogs
So I don't do these very often but thought I'd like to save some funny things I see - feel free to reuse anything I post and if it made you smile all the better. Most of the funniest stuff I find are from one of my dearest male friends Bru who has me roaring daily and I thank him for it ;) xoxo As always Live, Love and especially Laugh and Laugh often ;) xoxoxo

Honey...
I'm home... Tired as hell tonight. I feel like I did the work of all our stock people today. But - good news is, I have a four day weekend. Which means that I'll have some time to catch up on cleaning, and decoratin for Christmas. I am really into the holiday this year. Which hasn't happened since the last Christmas I spent with my dad. He was the big guy that liked the holidays...He'd decorate and get festive. Right now - The only reason my mom and me visit with the rest of my dads brothers and sisters is because of my brother and my cousin. I really think if they weren't born - our family would not celebrate the holidays. In the previous years, that would have been just dandy with me. Today one of my moms aunts, sent us a Christmas card...and in it was a picture of me and my parents from when I was a little girl. I almost cried...I could not stop staring at it...If I can get my scanner to work, I'll scan it and post it here.. Sorry this turned out to be such a long post.

Msn Yahoo And All Im
Hummmmm So what is with going into invisible mode? The whole point of an IM client is to be able to IM people on your list. So then why is it everybody gets pissy with me (ok not everybody) when I do not chat them for weeks on end because they never appear online? Their excuse.. well I told you I was usually online and always invisible... DOH!!!! WTF? If I am invisible (rarely) it is because I want to pick and choose whom I am speaking with that day. If somebody drops me an IM and I am invisible I may not reply, afterall I am invisible and therefore they shouldnt be trying to contact me, right? So what is it with these folks who are always invisible and get angry and pissy because you haven't chatted in weeks or months. I'm sure they too have a life. As such I expect I should respect their privacy ( invisible or offline status). Is it too much to expect those whom are always offline or invisible to make the first contact with me if they want to chat?

Well This Week In "the Week
I do my best to follow what's going on around the world and what's going on with our politics. One part in a magazine I get weekly has a part that is called good week for, bad week for.... Here is a snippet of what's good/bad The Week of 12/17/2006 Good Week For Blind drunks, after a leading German brewery announced it will from now on produce beer bottles labeled in braille. Activists for the vision-impaired welcomed the news. “You often have no idea what’s about to go in your mouth,” explained activist Joanna Zimmer. Bad Week For Indian men, after a study found that up to 60 percent of the country’s males are too modestly endowed to wear condoms of the international standard size. Dr. Chander Puri called for a wider variety of condom sizes in India’s vending machines, “so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs.” And this is a story from a few weeks past..but I thought it was an interesting read and this may c

The World Is Sickening
The World Is Sickening This world is sickening So many drugs, so many killings lives lost, hearts broke the real world is no joke babies crying, kids dying A women is being beaten while crying out all of her tears her kids are liveing in fear the man she once loved has taken over control but soon he will be sentenced life without parol he has killed his wife now he has lost his life the kids have lost their mother they dont want to go any further they pray that she is watching over them so they can start their lifes over again but nothing happens and no one is laughing the daughter begins to cry later that night she committs suicide the son decides to drink the pain away he goes out to a bar and starts to cry someone should have taken the keys away but no one knew when he left that he would die babies crying, kids dying the real world is no joke lives lost, hearts broke so many drugs, so many killings This world is sickening!

Understandings Existence
Compassion? Elusive compassion is only truly born of understanding. The understanding comes from connection, in some form or many. Connection to pain, to loss, to joy, to remorse, to emotion. Emotional Ocean Swallowing us whole in its vastness Drowning in my pain, as I sink to the depths... What is that I see? A reflection of myself? But no! It is another. Could it be? Another poor soul has found it's way to the same point as me. Therein lies the compassion, a child from the womb of my understanding. A companion in pain. A new friend in my suffering. A glimmer in my darkness. Sink or swim sink or swim The struggle within which we share.

Wtf???
Ok so this guy gets all pissed off because he finds out I have a kid....well yesterday he rerated me a 2 after I removed him lol....so I blocked him and thought it was done with....well tonight he decides he wants to be my fan....not once but twice lol....so I go to his page and he still has me in his family whats up with that...when I remove someone it's for a reason, so that should remove me from there family too....yeah and I really don't understand why someone you blocked can still become your fan....

Never Going To Get There
Current mood: depressed So i think i am going to brun for all the shit i did! not nowing were it will end maybe i will wil be spared then agen you neve no were you will end up at you no life is like a big game you play it some times you win some times you loese you never no what life will bring you the only thing you know for sure is that your going to die and win that time comes you well look back and say i am glad i was here for all the pain and all the good but wish that you could do it all over agen so win you think it has ended it hasnt it has just begon!!!

Twas The Night Before Christmas
IT'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE W

Breakfast Internet
Lunch internet Dinner internet Morning internet Noon internet Night internet Write internet Read internet No Off internet I go to internet You go to internet We meet at internet Live by internet Pay by internet Get from internet Dates on internet Elect on internet Select on internet Fresh at internet Grace at internet Crash at internet!!!!!!!!

Another Prayer For Love
Oh LORD in heaven please hear my prayer I listen to you everyday I have faith in you I stayed with her for 10 years because I have faith in you I never cheated because I have faith in you I stuck it out because i have faith in you well no LORD because i have faith in you I need love because I have faith in you I need companionship because i have faith in you I need caring because I have faith in you I need kindness because I have faith in you I need understanding because I have faith in you Please LORD because I have faith in you

A Soldiers Christmas
the young man sat looking at his kid brother and baby sister while mom and dad handed out the christmas gifts santa had dropped by.the look of joy filled their face as each present was opened.he watched as mom and dad looked at the gifts left lying under the tree.tears filled their eyes and the father held the mothers trembling hand.after a short time,just before they sat at the table,set for 5,the parents took pictures of the two children then all sat down.the kids filled theur plates and chanted of the great christmas cheers.the young man watched,a longing in his heart.he watched not only the laughter and cheers but he noticed also the unopened packages and unused plate.'mom,dad,he said.no reason for the tears,im here as i promised,here on christmas day.no one heard his plea no one looked at him standing there in a tattered uniform soiled with mud and blood.he continued to watch through out the nite till a bright light from the bedroom came.he entered the bedroom with its brilliant l

A Walk To Remember
Love is always patient and kind, it is never jealous Love is never boastful or conceited, it is never rude or selfish It does not take offense and is never resentful Love takes no pleasure in other peoples sins But delight in the truth it is always ready to excuse To trust, to hope and to endure whatever comes

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Leave Me A Voice Comment!
Leave Me a Voice Comment i love this thing, figured its my turn.... call me!!!!xoxoxo~ Flea Send me a voice comment. It's FREE! Just call 1-641-985-7800 and enter *2079106. If you get one too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com

Sooo...
hey ya'll! i havent forgot about anyone! its just that my internet isnt working at home so i havent been able to keep in contact with you guys! miss you!! stop by and leave me a comment and when i get the internet going again i'll return the love!! k, well gotta go..not supposed to be on here at work... LUV YOU!!!! ~nessa786

Don't Start Without Me
Don't start without me: So what shall your punishment be, my pet? I come home from working an all night shift to find you in ou bedroom, watching a XXX DVD we bought together a few weeks ago, your legs parted wide, your hand between your legs, fingertips rubbing over the bud of your clit. Your eyes, as I walked in, were riveted to the display on the TV screen, a well-toned nymph with long auburn hair falling around her angelic face, her mouth full of cock as another man behind her slowly pushes and pulls his cock out of her ass, glistening with sweat. You look up at me and playfully pout as you ask, "Was I bad?" "I thought we were going to watch it together." "I got horny and I couldn't wait. I'm sorry." You look up at me through long, thick lashes, biting your full bottom lip, full of contrition, but I see the ghost of a smile there, too. You knew what would happen, and you wanted to get caught. I know exactly what your punishment should be... Of all my favorite boudoir

Holiday Greetings To All My Friends
I tried to post a Christmas card on the site of each and every one of you - my friends. Apparently "the powers that be" have decided that this makes me a spammer and they hate me. Mind you, they don't mention that they hate spam - they hate me. I obviously did not know the meaning of the word spam - I thought that was when someone, with one push of the button, sent the same message to many people. Instead, I was going to each and every page to post the card to my friends. Alas, the censors (defined by Merriam-Webster as: a person who supervises conduct and morals: as a : an official who examines materials (as publications or films) for objectionable matter b : an official (as in time of war) who reads communications (as letters) and deletes material considered sensitive or harmful) have decided they do not like my behaviour. So please accept this as my sincere wish for you and your family to have a wonderful Christmas, and know that I am thinking of you during this holida

You All Are So Sweet....
HELLO TO ALL MY NEW CHERRY FRIENDS....YOU ALL ARE SO SWEET TO SAY THE LEAST IT MAKES MY DAY TO COME HERE AND CHAT WITH AND JOKE WITH YOU ALL....YOU ARE THE KINDEST, SWEETEST MOST LOVING PEOPLE I HAVE COME ACROSS ON THE NET....THIS SITE BY FAR BEATS MYSPACE HANDS DOWN....SO KEEP SENDING THE LOVE AND REMEMBER THAT IF NOBODY ELSE TOLD YOU TODAY THAT THEY LOVE YOU WELL...I DO....I LOVE YOU.....xoxoxoxTammyxoxoxox MySpace Comments

To All My Friends..and Anyone Else Who Reads This....
I hope everyone has a sweet Saturday..and an even sweeter Sunday (Christmas Eve)....Not sure how much I will be on the next couple of days so leaving this just in case...I want to wish you all the very Merriest Christmas...stay safe and have a joyous time!!! *Tonsa Hugs & Lotsa Luv*

Don't Be Mad Cuz The Woman You Like, Likes Me....
I'm back for the holidays, so my mind is all on positivity. Well, at least I'm trying to keep it that way. But I've been home one damn day, and I'm already gettin' hit up with the "hater" traffic. What is hater traffic? When you have someone (usually of the same sex) visit your profile because they either read a comment or saw something with your pic linked to it on the profile of the person that they're fuckin' obsessed with. So what do they do? They visit your profile to see what their fantasy said to you to make you leave such a comment or what not. Or it's when someone shows you luv or props, and someone comes and checks your profile and steals whatever you did that brought you that shine, so they can get some shine themselves. Now I'm a grown man. However you choose to spend your time or handle yourself is all your perrogative. But please, give me a break. Guys, stop running up on my page cuz your "dreamgirl" said hi to me in a comment, and I returned the favor, and now you

Breaking My Own Rules...
a chance encounter...our eyes met... your warm smile shone through... the chilly december night... i know...somehow...our paths will cross again... don't know when it started...& it doesn't matter anyhow... walking beside you...bonding without touching... we frolicked like two children... & were lost in times recaptured... i broke all my own rules...justifying my feelings... i know not where this path would lead me... be it heaven or hell... i am not scared...just let my desires break free... i won't and can't promise you tomorrow... but i can promise you today...and i'll love you as if it's my last day on earth... whatever it is...i won't play mind games... i am as i am...i am whom i am...as naked as i stand before you... thank you...for unlocking the door to a long forgotten feeling... thank you...for bringing out the woman in me... thank you...for telling no lies... but most of all...thank you...for loving me...even if it's only for a day... dream a

For My Mom, Rip
It's my second Christmas without my mom and I found this poem. I thought it was sweet and touching. I'm Spending Christmas With Jesus Christ This Year by Wanda Bencke I see the countless Christmas trees Around the world below, With tiny lights like heaven's stars Reflecting in the snow. The sight is so spectacular Please wipe away that tear For I'm spending Christmas With Jesus Christ this year. I hear the many Christmas songs That people hold so dear But earthly music can't compare With the Christmas choir up here. I have no words to tell you The joy their voices bring For it's beyond description To hear the angels sing. I know how much you miss me, Trust God and have no fear For I'm spending Christmas With Jesus Christ this year. I can't tell you of the splendor Or the peace here in this place. Can you imagine Christmas With our Savior, face to face? May God uplift your spirit As I tell Him of your love Then pray for one another As you li

The Jade Empire
just finished this one last night. the jade empire on the x box. it is an RPG (role playing game). it is set long ago in china, hence the name. it is set in the style where you are looking over your charaters sholder for most of it and changes just a little when you go into a fight. the game has a good story line for the main quest and plenty of side quests to keep you busy. there are also some "mini games" that you are flying and shooting. the fighting in the game isnt nearly as in-depth as the fighting in the jeti knight games, but still fun. there are quite a few styles to collect, use, and upgrade. the styles are seperated into a few catagories, martal, weapon, suport, magic, and transformation. i dont think i need to explain most of these but ill give a quick overview of what goes on. with all of these there are three things that you can upgrade. one is the speed, second is what it costs (for martal is it bonus damage), third is damage. all three things have five upgrade

Once On This Space
WELL I POSTED A BLOG ON HERE JUST A FEW MINS AGO AND THEN BAM, SOMEONE ALREADY LIKES IT,LOL WELL IF YOU HIT ME UP ON MY BLOG, IT HAS MY MESSANGER NAMES ON THEM. I ALSO FORGOT THAT I HAVE MYSPACE TOO, SO HERE IS THE LINK FOR THAT - WWW.MYSPACE.COM/NJJIGGA4LIFE. HIT ME UP THERE ALSO LET ME KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I WILL ADD YOU TO MY FRIENDS LIST. WELL, RIGHT NOW I AM IN NORFOLK, VIRGINA IN THE NAVY. I BEEN IN FOR ABOUT 12 YEARS, AND I ENJOY EVERY MIN OF IT. I LEARNED MORE IN FOUR YEARS, THEN MOST PEOPLE WOULD TAKE A LIFETIME TO GET. I KNOW ALOT OF YOU ARE AGAINST WHAT IS GOING ON IN IRAQ AND OVERSEAS, I AM IN AGREEMENT WITH YOU. BUT ANYWAY, I AM JUST RAMBLING ON. HIT ME UP ON THOSE PLACES AND WE CAN TALK MORE. IF YOU ARE IN THE AREA, LET ME KNOW AND ILL LET YOU GET MY CELL NUMBER. WELL. HOLLA AT ME!!!!

Real Love!!!!!
To walk beside someone with love and with care To know they will always be there To walk beside someone with hope and with trust Knowing the love is true and not just lust This is what I long for And as the days go on, I want it more To walk beside someone I call my love and my friend Not ashamed to kiss my cheek or even hold my hand Take me out around his friends and call me his girl Make me feel like he would give me the world Cuddle up beside me and watch some sappy chick flick And isnt worried about how well his dick might fit Wants me for me and not afraid to walk that line I need a man that can stand the test of time Gives me good love when I need And not just when he is coked up or blown off weed I need a man who is a man and not afraid to be that Down ass dude that always has my back If you arent man enough, then please do step back I hate to sound vulgar or bitchy, but that's where me heart is at. ~~Cress~~

Quite Possibly The Best Christmas Ever
Soooo....for Christmas I got a lot of the normal stuff, some clothes, DVD's, pajamas, a cd, this label maker I wanted, socks, a Christmas Story Ralphie bobblehead doll (yeah I collect bobbleheads lol) candy, etc....and then it happened.... I got the Apple Macbook I wanted, with an HP Photosmart Printer, AND the Nintendo Wii. Needless to say, it looks like my life for the next few weeks will revolve around school, work, Macbook, and Wii. Luckily for me, the Wii requires you to actually move, so at least I'll get my ass some sort of exercise. Well I hope you all had a great holiday! Sorry I wasn't on yesterday, if you left me a comment I'll try to return it :)

Well...maybe
You are The Devil Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition. Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because

Christmas Aftermath
Man I love christmas,but I hate having to talk to some of my family who are just such assholes they almost ruin the holiday for me.I had about three relatives stop by who I have not seen in years and all they did was bitch and moan.I was lucky that I had friends over so we just played games and watched movies.I swear though if one more relative makes a big deal about me still being single and not having kids I am going to be on the news for mass murder.Well all in all christmas was good and I enjoyed having friends over so hope everyone else had a merry xmas and lets see if new years well be even better ;)

Flat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Live Life Like Its Your Last Day On Earth...
As humans we go threw life always scared of are morality. We tend to shy away from doing things they may cause us to live our lives to the fullest. Today I have seen a video that made me do some deep thinking about life and the way things have been going. I usually wonder, like most people, that there has to be more to life. I maybe wrong but maybe it’s because we are taking life for granted and not living up to it’s fullest. Maybe life would be better if we lived everyday of our lives as if we were going to die tomorrow. Watch the entire movie, including the very ending and you will see where this comes from. The Trainrider

Just A Little Blah Blah Blah For The New Year
Okay, we are at the beginning of a new year. What will come in year 2007? Will it be better than last year or will it be mired by hatred and negativity? To me, a good start is to have the right mind set. I am going to have the best year of my life even if it kills me! Some may say that is a little extreme but think about it. If you are having fun and enjoying life you won't have time to worry about anything negative. If you surround yourself with good friends trying to go in the same direction with you and pull you along when the going gets tough all will be well. However, if you have the kind of friends who would laugh at you and take pictures of you at your weakests moments what good are they. A friend should protect you, I always thought, when the world is trying to get its grubby little fingers on you. A friend doesn't join in with everybody else to bring you down. They lift you up so you know you are not alone. People let's go into this new year with good-heartedness and tre

The Twelve Gifts Of Birth
The Twelve Gifts of Birth At the wondrous moment you were born, as you took your first breath, a great celebration was held in the heavens, and twelve magnificent gifts were granted to you by the angels......... The first gift is Strength....... May you remember to call upon it when you need it. The second gift is Beauty ....... May your deeds reflect its depth. The third gift is Courage...... May you speak and act with confidence and use courage to follow your own path. The fourth gift is Compassion ........ May you be gentle with yourself and others. May you forgive those who hurt you, and yourself when you make mistakes. The fifth gift is Hope ..... Through each passage and season, may you trust the goodness of life. The sixth gift is Joy ....... May it keep your heart open and filled with light. The seventh gift is Talent ...... May you discover your own special abilities and contribute them toward a better world. The eighth gift is Imaginat

2007...will It Be A Happy Year For You?
Here we are again. The first day of a new year. And like me, I bet a lot of you have a bunch of resolutions you swear you're going to hold up to. I plan on doing a lot of changing for the better. After the way 2006 went, it can only get better. LOL Changing of careers, Hurricane Katrina cleanup (which still needs more help, so if you can help, please do), still dealing with Bush Administration bullshit, an ongoing war in Iraq with our fellow brave men and women in peril, political shake-up, damn, 2006 was a mothafucka!! But with all that said, we're still here. That's easy to lose sight of. Tomorrow isn't promised to anybody, so if you can't find anything to be thankful for, use that. Even the ones near and dear to our hearts who passed away last year, and the years before, they are still with us in our hearts and minds. And we should keep moving forward in bettering ourselves for them and for ourselves. I know I may come off as some know-it-all who "preaches" too much, but it

The Truth About Valentine's Day
Okay here it is... Valentine's Day is a scam...nevermind the fact it's the day after my birthday...so I get gifts then have to turn around give gifts...WTF...what can I say I'm greedy...but that's not the point. It's all a massive conspiracy cooked up by the candy, greeting card and jewelry industries to bilk countless men and women out of some hard earned cash. Who really came up with this??? It is a travesty of justice I say!!! Anyone wanna be my Valentine???

Poem..i Guess..dunno
To whom it may concern: There lies my heart. Torn out and broke Into a million pecies To whom it may concer: It once beated strong, proud and loved with every tiny part that lies there now. For the few in my past that has broken it To whom it may concer: I have tried a time or two to put it back together. I am not sure I can to it alone. I am not sure it wants me to. To whom it may concer: I offer what is left of it to you Your welcome to it Please dust it off as you pick it up The tiny pecies that are worth keeping To whom it may concer: All I ask of you is Don't break it again And treat it as your own. It can love agian I know. Because it wants to

Well.
Well. Andrew and I got into a huge ass fight. He is mad not only because I have a boyfriend, but also because how old her is. And it's not a big deal to me. I don't effing get it. He is being an ass. One that I won't talk to right now. HAhahaha. Had a good new years

My Heart.
I sit here everynight. Looking at my computer and watching movies where the ones in love with the unreachable end with getting together. I am a lil disturbed with this for the fact is i'm a hopeless romantic who's going no where fast. all i do is use my computer, work and sleep. I fell in love with a girl who lives far away. i wish she ws here with me all the time. i wait for her to get on the computer, just to talk with her. I put a lot of thought in the christmas gifts i bought and set to her. all the money in the world couldn't show her what she means to me. Even with the love i have for her i am still living with an empty soul. when i talk to her i feel like there is nothing else in the world but her. I have only known her for a short time, but she means the world to me. I know this is pathetic but its how i feel like every day. if only she could be here for me to show her just how much i care for her. she'd probably kill me if she found out how much it cost me to send her the gift

Things Stressed Women Say At Work...
Things Stressed Women Say At Work... 1. Okay! Okay! I take it back. Unf_ _k you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well this day was a total waste of makeup. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet. 16. Back off! You're standin

Unlawful Entry
Unlawful Entry Ch. 1 by redhotandready © "God Damn it" Sara yelled as she kicked the flat tire of her car. She didn't know who she was most angry at, the car for having a flat tire, or herself for leaving the spare at home so she could fit all the camping gear in the trunk. "Yes Sara" she said to herself "If there was an awards ceremony for idiots of the year, they would be swinging by with a limo to pick you up as their special guest" she said to herself as she sunk down to the ground and sat there leaning against the car to have a smoke and to think about what her next move was going to be. She didn't remember seeing any cars in the last hour so there wasn't to much hope someone would happen by, besides it was getting close to evening and no one traveled this road at night. "I am so well fucked" she moaned. Sara had been on her way to meet some friends at an old campground they met at yearly. She had told them not to expect her until tomorrow night, but she got out early from

Update!
Ok where to begin.. Last time I did one of these me and Lisa weren't really talkin but now, we are awesome!! We rock as bestfriends and I basically love her.. Well a lot has been goin on so I'm gonna tell you about it for a little bit! Awesomeness!! Ok so my ex, Justin, his gpa died and of course I went to the viewing and what not and there I saw Mr. Charles.. And I must say, he's hot :).. So I've been hangin out with him until he goes back to Vegas.. Damn air force people!! But it's been fun and awesome and all that stuff!! Ok new years!! New Years Eve was the best.. Went and drove around with Chad, Lisa and Lance for like 2 hours in MI getting alcohol.. Me and Lisa had a weird converstion in Walmart's parking lot about those two but at the end it all turned out good :).. After that we went back to Chad's and of course started drinkin!! By this time me and Chad had our converstion in his room and I'm very glad that we did, turns out we both like eachother so that's good.. Befor

Hot Air Balloon
I think that I might fly away, in my hot air balloon, And hide from worldly worries on the dark side of the moon; There’s but one thing I need before I float into the blue: I need a sky companion and I want it to be you. We’ll fly beyond the storm clouds and we’ll watch from up above, I’ll cover you in rainbows as we feel each others’ love; You’ll shower in the stars at midnight in our special place, I’ll dry you with a comet’s tail and kiss your beaming face. Dreamy drifting panorama, changing every day, Every night your loving smile will be my milky way, The moon will wane before us, sailing there in heaven’s height, For nothing else can challenge our love’s everlasting light. Venus shining on us, glowing soft at our devotion, Our daily drifting dalliance in love’s celestial ocean, I’ll write you lovers’ poetry, and you will be my muse, Orion and Andromeda will oversee our cruise. We’ll sleep with clouds as pillows, maybe steal an angel’s wings, Then fly as m

Blue Rhino Paws
Like mothers milk From mystic breasts The love flows And keeps you Alive You never realize What you’ve spent Until it costs Everything You’ve got Was it worth it Trading sanity For nectar Or were you Just following Erection Thru the channels Of good enough Selection You seek the Pleasure But miss the Passion You never lack Some tenderness But die from Malnutrition

Sexy Male Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 - Sponsored By Sunshyne Video
Sexy Male Cherry Contest - Winner Gets $25.00 Sponsored by Sunshyne Video Starting - Saturday Night @ 7 PM EST 1-6-2007 I will be holding a sexy male cherry contest. This contest is open to all male members of Cherry Tap and is free to enter. This contest is all about SEXY. The contest will end on 1-13-2007 @ 7 PM EST and the winner will be mailed $25.00 from Sunshyne Video. The 1st Place winner will win based on over all rating {how many times you were rated}and not comments. I will also give a 2nd place prize to whoever gets the most comments. 2nd place prize will be announced at end of contest. You cannot win both!!! Prizes will be mailed on next business day from Sunshyne Video to the winners. To submit a picture you can PM me with a link to the pic you want to use and I will rip it for the contest Feel free to message me with any questions. Each week Sunshyne Video will hold a different Cash Contest! Your help and consideration will be greatly

Thundertub 2007
You know the rules 2 pets enter 1 pet leaves Ok .. I walked into the house tonight, and Thundertub was in full effect. 2 of the 3 cats where in there. Apparently, my cocker spaniel Frankie decided to finally give them the handicap match they were begging for .. but, I walked in and the match was cancelled .. until next time

Nexts, Lasts And Firsts
NEXTS 1. Next person you'll kiss: No idea, depends who wants me 2. Next movie you want to see: Night at the museum 3. Next person you want to go out with: I’m not sure 5. Next time you're going out: most likely Monday 6. Next place you'll take vacation: god knows, I haven’t been on one for ages. 7. Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey out: do another 8. Next thing you are going to eat: Steak hopefully 9. Next time you plan to be drunk: Never again in this life time 10. Next thing you are going to do outside: Ice 11. Next person you'd like to see fill this out: whoever -------------------------------------------------------- LASTS: 1. Last kiss: Ages ago 2. Last person you hugged: Jen 3. Last person you spoke to: Jen 4. Last alcoholic beverage: fuck knows, ive forgotten it has been nearly two years 6. Last movie: Lucky number slevin 7. Last person you thought of: Josh Hartnett lol 8. Last school you went to: John Taylor High School 9. Las

Photo Caption Contest Winner
Ladies and Gentlemen: WE HAVE A WINNER! Congratulations to Compton Ass Matt for his tittilating photo caption contest entry. "Warren Beatty has always liked the ladies....Sadly, alcoholism has taken it's [sic] toll on old Warren. His face was never the same." Despite being adjudicated legally retarded in all but five states of this great country, Matt managed to recite the alphabet at the tender age of 14. Encouraged by this accomplishment (as well as recent success with "Big Boy Underpants"), Matt went on to become a contributing writer for Cat Fancy. Please take the time to congratulate Matt, both for his success on the toilet as well as for his winning entry. Without Matt, America would not be the wonderful country it is today. God Bless America!

~*~*~i've Changed My Settings~*~*~
just a heads up here: Who can send me private messages:Family Only! Who can send me shouts:Friends Only! Who can poke me (whistle):Friends Only! Who can poke me (laugh):Friends Only! Who can poke (get my attention):Friends Only! Who can send me Instant Messages:Friends Only! Who can leave PHOTO comments on me:Everyone Who can leave USER comments on me:Everyone Who can leave HTML USER comments on me:Family Only! Who can leave HTML PHOTO comments on me:Family Only! BulletinBoard on Homepage:ON with all the drama going on here im trying to keep from it as much as possible.so the majority of this is family and friends only niether picture folders are private.everyone can comment them and my page. i have no problem with that. its just, like i said, drama.:-/

The Difference Between Men And Women;-)
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argum

The Diffeernt Belifs In Asatru
Yes even Asatru has its differnt forms of belifs. Theres Modernest,Folkish and some related forms of the religion. Modernists feel any one who is a beliver in the Gods of Asgard my be Asatru. Folkish belivers feel only those who are basicly Northen European decent can be real belivers but many of these groups do adopt into there Kindreds others if they like and accept them. Some have confused this with racism but most folkish belivers are not racist.However as in any group large or small there are those who indead are racist. Related Groups These fine folks usaly follw at least one or more of the Norse Gods. Here is a list of a few I know of. Norse Wicca/pagans Are mainly your average Wiccan who have chosen to incorparate the Norse gods into wicca.As Most Asatru do not practice Ritual or true magic. Odinism The term Odinism was coined by Orestes Brownson in 1848, in his book A revival of Odinism, or the old Scandinavian heathenism. The term was re-introduced in

New Years And The Gym
Separately they are fun and enjoyable things, but when you combine them it's a pain. I am sure everyone knows why... You have all these people who have made new year's resolutions to "get in shape" and "lose weight" so this is what happens you go to the gym and it's packed you have to wait like 20 mins to get on a treadmill then you have to weight like another 40 to get in a fucking tanning bed. I can't wait unti the end of February because that is when all the resolution people will stop going to the gym. Well that is until next January.

Sad But True
IN CASE ANYONE HAS NOTICED WE HAVENT PUT THAT MANY LINKS TO PEOPLE IN THIS PARTICULAR BLOG FOR QUITE SOME TIME. IT'S NOT BECAUSE WE DO NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS, IT'S BECAUSE SUSPECTED CHEATERS & FAKES OF ALL RANKS AND SIZES HAVE SENT PEOPLE TO DOWNRATE USERS WE PLACE HERE. THIS IS THE MENTALITY OF THE CHEATER/FAKE. SAD, REALLY. THERE IS MENTAL HELP AVAILABLE OUT THERE, FREE IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT AS WELL AS THAT CAMERA FOR YOUR SALUTE IF YOU FIND A COUPON. HOPEFULLY THIS WILL BE UP AND RUNNING AGAIN, ONCE THIS NONSENSE ENDS OR STOPS AT THE HIGH LEVEL IT IS CURRENTLY AT. - The Staff at Fakebusters.

Lifetime
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime.

Kissing
I'm looking at your lips all day long wondering how they would feel on my lips with your tongue dancing with mine. I can see myself sucking on your bottom lip making you want to kiss me more. I would circle my tongue around your lips and you would open your mouth wide enough for you to taste my tongue. The kiss is so soft and slow,and it gets wet and intense. My eyes are closed because I don't want the kiss to ever end and you hold me so damn tight pulling me for another kiss yes again!!!

Take Me ((( A Woman Thinking Of Her Man )))
Take me, like you've done so many times before; Slip inside me and slip out like forgotten lore; Make my womb ache for your embrace; Whip me hard with leather and lace. But when you leave remember how I felt; When you leave remember how I taste; When you leave forever feel me clench around you. Take me until I'm breathless with shame; Lick me until passion is nothing but a game; Caress me until it’s bordering on waves of pain; Make my heart pound through my pretty veins. But when you leave me remember that I screamed your name; when you leave know that your seed remains; when you leave me let the scratches on your back burn. Take me and make me shake to my core; Touch me and make me beg for more; Kiss me like you're eating my mouth; Let your fingers trail down south. But when you leave remember my face; when you leave remember me sprawled naked on my bed; remember it's your sex my body fed. Take me like you have so

Tourette De France
I just watched the funniest thing on TV that I have seen in a long, long time, still wiping the tears of laughter from my face... Tourette De France Keith Allen teams up with a party of teenagers from the Tourette Scotland support group, and travels with them to France on a red Routemaster bus. Led by John Davidson, the group's ultimate goal is a visit to the Sal Petrier hospital in Paris, to see for themselves the place where their condition was first diagnosed, back in the late 19th century. As well as debunking the myriad preconceptions about the syndrome, Keith Allen's Tourette de France looks at the humorous side of society's reaction to Tourettes. By turns funny and touching, it gives the viewer a rare insight into a group of normal, likeable, and occasionally mischievous teenagers who are managing to live fulfilling and rewarding lives, despite the bizarre hand that fate has dealt them. If you get the chance to see this then you would be a fool to miss it... th

Told You So
"Told You So" It took some time to realize All the bullshit in my eyes Until I got away from you And then I guess you thought that you'd be cool And make me look like I'm the one the fool Well I don't care 'cause you're the one to blame I can't believe it all comes down to this A penny for your thoughts would make me sick And anything less would be a crime Told me Told you Shut up Well everything is not OK Tomorrow's another day I'll find my perfect way out And then I guess you thought that you'd be smooth And make me look like I'm another fool Well I don't care 'cause I don't believe anything you say or do Just like me I cut my losses to save face I've found my perfect space To crawl back inside of myself And then I guess you tried to make me be Everything you wanted me to be Well look up from the ground and see who's laughing last I do what it takes to pull me through No thanks to anything that you could do Never trust again

Chocolate And Friends
CHOCOLATE SINGS One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old "blue hair" about 80 years old, came along with them---All in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Mae who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate." I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. " Along with heated apple pie," Mae added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy mine.. I couldn't take my eyes off Mae as her pie a-la-mode went down. The other ladies showed dismay. They ate their lunches silently and frowned. The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae. I lunched on white meat tuna. She ordered a parfait. I smiled. She asked if she amused me. I answered, "Yes, you do, but also you confuse me. How come you order rich desserts,

Politics
When they all turn us into cretins, the government will have an easy task.A large campaign of cretinisation is on its way. The government singularly absent opens the gas stations and everyone goes to the beach. The minister made a perfectly empty allocution which sent the country to sleep again. The population, is already for a long time divided into two clans, the "included" and the "excluded". First being expected to make live the seconds. The leaders are surrounded on purpose by clowns, mediocre people and swindlers to be avenged for their past humiliations.I still preserve a certain admiration for these amoral characters , protected by an iron contempt for all those who serve them. There are no politicians likely to replace the others. As soon as one of them dares to leave the common place, he passes to trap.

Sherly Crow And Kidrock
KID ROCK Living my life in a slow hell Different girl every night at the hotel I ain't seen the sun shine in three damn days Been fuelin' up on cocaine and whiskey Wish I had a good girl to miss me Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways I put your picture away Sat down and cried today I can't look at you While I'm lying next to her I put your picture away Sat down and cried today I can't look at you while I'm lying next to her oooooooooooo SHERYL CROW I called you last night in the hotel Everyone knows but they won't tell But their half-hearted smiles tell me something just ain't right I've been waiting on you for a long time Fuelin' up on heartaches and cheap wine I ain't heard from you in three damn nights I put your picture away I wonder where you've been I can't look at you while I'm lying next to him oooooooooo I put your picture away I wonder where you've been I can't look at you while I'm lying next to him music I saw you yesterda

The Path
I wait and wonder why things are this way Looking all around the path seems to never end But in the distance a light breaks through What could this be? Hoping for the unknown to become something so true That is what everyone is hoping for To have that chance to be in the spot light to do something that all remember you by The memory can be such a great thing If you allow yourself to make memories that all will think about We truly are in charge of our destiny Just believe and seek what you need to make things happen Don't wait for others to be there for you or to give you the solution because the solution is usually already in your hands

Attention Everyone!!!!
ATTENTION EVERYONE Would you like to have a gallery of you own that you can use to post all your hot and sexy pics? If so then this is for you!!! Thats right, A place for all you models, hot and sexy people and etc!!! Your even aloud to post nude pics of your self and sexual activaties!!! This is only if this is part of your hot and sexy pics!!! Of course it goes on more than just that!! You get a gallery upon registration but, ....... You can create gallerys inside gallerys alowing you to be able to be creative and sectioning off certan catigories!!! Be creative and youl have the best looking gallery and then if you do go for modeling and etc, ........ Youl have a great place online to show off!!! Its free for you and free for everyone to see!!! Now, if you set in keywords for each gallery, you be found on the internet and listed under that search!!! Just think of all the possbilaties of being found and mabe making money modeling if your found by an ag

Just Say Ing Hello To U All ,
hello all my new friends i am so glad i am o n here with u all now ,i am on here more then any where else , hell u can do more t hings on here then what u could on my space .c om this is a lot better , just watch ing the eagels and saints play off while i am type ing this , i am married but very open , i like to go to th concerts movies , go out to eat at times, i have my own day care center , i love people but i hate player sn liars , guess i will gonow dont play no head games with me please guys, i am not in to head games , love all my new friends cindy

You Been Fucked
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who yo

Readme Now Or Else!
This is by my Friend and The Same Applies for me! Saspanda@ CherryTAP OK, Here I go. This may keep me from getting rated or some being nice to me but I have to get this voiced. I do mean this in the kindness way I can. I thought long and hard how to approach this. The best way is straight forward I think. I am not a Prude by any means, But this site has guideline that some seem to just plain out ignore. I do NOT want to see your Penis or Vagina, although I'm sure YOU think it is just lovely, its NONE of my business. If I choose to see these type of Pics I will know where to go look for them. In the NSFW folders (hint hint) These pictures are not suppose to be in the Default album at anytime. And if you choose to upload these kind of pics of yourself, You are suppose to mark them NSFW and place these items in a folder marked NSFW. IS that SO HARD to understand. That way those that don't wish to see them can set their personal controls, so they do not have to v

Story Of A Victum( Short Story)
As night crept upon, and the moon lay low. The wind started to howl like a timber wolf's call. The grass started to rustle like papers of sand. Took into torturous and demented hands. The starts retreated into the night, and the moon that shown danced into the clouds. The tress that swayed tapped tapped rapped upon the window pains. Beckoning for something dark to come there way. As the shutter rattled shacking into the wind in fear of what may appear. The floors they protested and screamed in the night as though they were a live and screaming for there life. The Shadows danced a dance of Malice as the candles flame swayed. Holding what once was visible in shadows alive. In bed I lay restless and cold. The drafts of the house did nothing to warm. I listened intently to all the coming sounds, and all of a sudden ... BOOM came a noise. As If some had been smashed hard upon the ground. No screams heard I Just a deep dark laugh, and again came the noise. This time loud and wet. I rose fro

First Entry
Well this is my first blog hear and to be honest i have no clue what im doing on this site it's starting to make since but i know im ging to need help on some stuff so if anyone is willing to help please fill free. Later Dayz, Keystone :)

Homeless People
you see them all over. homeless people. standing there with their signs, sitting with outstretched hands. maybe you don't give them money because you don't want them to spend it on drugs. maybe you give them money and you don't care if they spend it on drugs, or you hope it will get spent on something else. maybe you buy drugs from them. maybe you give them drugs. whatever. the next time you see a person asking for money on the street, give them something to eat. it's not that hard, and they won't throw it at you like the guy in 'scary movie'. unless they are highly delusional and think you are trying to poison them, but the chance of that is low. protein bars are great for this. they are small, highly portable, and you can eat them too. you can also stay humble, as most people will think you carry them around for your own hunger. trader joe’s has great prices on a wide selection of protein bars. the cliff bars come in really yummy flavors and have a texture more like a granola ba

Girls Are Like Apples
---------------Girls---------------------------- ------- -----are like apples------------------- --------on trees. The best ones----------- ------are at the top of the tree.-------- ----The boys don't want to reach------ ---for the good ones because they ------ -are afraid of falling and getting hurt.---- Instead, they just get the rotten apples- ---from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think -something is wrong with them, when in --reality, they're amazing. They just ---have to wait for the right boy to------- ----- come along, the one who's----------- ----------- brave enough to----------------- -----------------climb all---------------------- ----------------- the way--------------------- -----------------to the top-------------------- ---------------- of the tree.------------------

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Lately i have been feeling that maybe i was played for a fool...I shouldn't feel this way but I do...I don't know if what i am being told is true or a lie...Well I am hoping that it is true...He always said that he can't stand liars...I guess I will have to wait and see what happens...I just hate the way I feel...I don't want to be played...I deserved to be happy...I guess I will believe it when he can prove it... Sorry if I am rambling on but I just had to get this off of my chest...

Hi Everyone!!!!
I just wanted to say hi to all my new sexy guy friends. I love you all, thanks for the ratings and support, its hard for me to get back to everyone but i will try the best i can. I love this site and you are all appreciated. Heres a little bit about me: I am single (calm down)lol, I just turned 30 a week ago and I am loving it. 30 is the new 21. I love to go clubbing with my girls, spend time with my niece who is the cutest lil girl in the wholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee world. I love a guy that is down to earth, funny, charming, romantic, and is easy on the eyes. You dont have to be Brad Pitt but not Steve Buscemi either. I am very giving as well as taking, i do love to have nice things, which i get by myself. Well again, I love you all, keep showing me the love!!! xoxoxoxoxo~~Jackie

Haha I Can Have Sex All Night Long...
Aries - I'm A Lover, Not A Hater Aquarius - I Fuck For Fun Gemini - I Fuck Better Than You Cancer - I Can Make You Love Me Leo - I Fuck Like No Other! Virgo - I'm The Best At Sex! Libra - I'm Great In Bed! Scorpio - I'll Make You Scream My Name Sagittarius - I'll make you beg for More Taurus - I'm Sexii As Hell Capricorn - I Can Have Sex All Night Long! Pisces - When I Put It On You, You'll Be Sprung For Life Since you opened this you'll have bad luck and a bad sex for life unless you repost this in less than 10 minutes with the subject of whatever your sign

Wanna Be My Crush???
I am going to do my own contest, one that cant be fixed ( like all the ones on CT). Heres how it works........ I am going to send out 5 crushes to my 5 favorite guys on CT. You will be my special CT friends and receive most of my attention. How do you win??? simple, be the one to send me the nicest photo comments, comments, gifts, etc......show me you want to really talk to me and get to know me. This will run until the end of January, then the Fianl 5 crushes will compete up to Valentines Day weekend to see who will be my Valentine and be my most Special Friend on CT. Every day during the week, i will post a bulletin with the top 10 guys that are leading, it can change everyday. So if you really want to know me and me special friend, start saying the nice things, showing how raomantic you can be, how you would really treat me if i was yours. Good luck boys oxoxoxoxoxox~~Jackie TOP 10 as of 1-18-07 #1- #2- #3- #4- #5- #6- #7- #8- #9- #10- no one yet, updates are by

Can You Help The Big Cats
What you need to do: Click on one of the three "Big Cat" buttons located at http://bigcats.care2.com up to once per day. Each click per day generates a donation, paid by advertising sponsors, to the Wildlife Conservation Society's (WCS) programs to protect endangered tigers, jaguars in the Americas, and Mongolian snow leopards. 100% of the money you generate will be donated to WCS

You Guys And Girls Are Helpin Me Out A Lot Keep Them Cummminnn!! Rate Rate Rate And Comment Comment Comment :-)!!
OK GUYS I GOT A GOOD LEAD ON THE OTHER GIRLS IN "THE LOVELY LIPS CONTEST" BUT STILL NEED MORE 10'S AND LOTS MORE COMMENTS I HAVE SEEN THESE SAME GIRLS COME UP WITH OVER A 1000 COMMENTS IN NO TIME.. AND THIS CONTEST JUST STARTED SO I MAY BE WINNING NOW BUT THAT CAN CHANGE VERY FAST.... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS MUAHHH MUAHHHH MUAHHHH!! HERE IS THE LINK ONCE AGAIN MUCH LOVE YOURHOOVERGIRL THE OVER ALL WINNER WILL BE DETEREMINED BY JUDGES THEN THERE WILL BE A WINNER ON RATING AND ONE ON COMMENTS SURELY I CAN WIN ON ONE OF THE 3 HUH LOL??

Just Food For Thought Folks, Nothing Personal
good morning people. as i was surfing CT this this morning, noticing all the little quarks that make us individuals, more and more things popped out that really just were very silly. so heres part 2 of my observations. if you are bringing sexy back. along with everybody else. you might not belong here. where did it go anyway? if you have 200 pictures of your arm out with you cell phone over your head making the same face. you might not belong here. if you have a reference in your name to a cat, kat, or kitty. and your name isnt really catherine. you might not belong here. if you have 3 music players on your page, and all 3 start playing at the same time. you might not belong here. and my very favorite. if you have a link to your myspace page where your "about me" should be. you surely dont belong here. anyway, no offense meant to anyone, i hope some folks will get a good laugh. more to come. mwah!

If You Have Kids This Song Will Chill You To The Core
So I was going through my CD collection today, and I came across an album by Emerson, Lake and Palmer that came out in 1994 called "In the Hot Seat". I tend to be a fan of their older music, and I primarily bought this album for the bonus tracks of "Pictures At An Exhibition". But I digress. There is a song on this album called "Daddy" that kinda creeped me out when I first heard it. Now that I have a daughter, listening to it chills me to my core. And its such a great song too! Here are the lyrics, but they don't do the song justice. If you happen to search on iTunes or something and find it for $0.99, give it a listen. It was a cold night in December The snow lay on the ground She was coming home from school one night From the other side of town It was getting late, there was something wrong Then I heard the news A TV Flash and by 9 o'clock They'd found her socks and shoes Daddy come and bring me home I didn't know which way to turn I was shaking like a

Pain ;-/
not that ya care but i thought i'd share with you anyway... yesterday at work i moved some boxes and didn't realize till today that i hurt my back. my neck and my legs are pretty sore too. i moved them because we have 2 grown ass men that work with us in our immediate area and they bitch and moan about having to do things. so i decided instead of having to wait for them to finally decide to do it i did it myself. i am sure paying for it today. anyway that's the update.

It's My Birthday And I Would Like Some Salutes!
Well I think the title pretty much dictates the description here but it would really make my day if people made me some quality salutes for my bday :D I will love you forever! pweassssssse!

Crying Like A Pussy
here i am with tears in my eyes over something stupid, i mean, i just got hurt because i know me and my man broke it off or whatever, but i get to loking on myspace and he has commented this girl that he told me he had been hanging out with, he comments all of her like 20-30 pics. every single picture, were talking about a guy who gets off the fone with me because he's tired of holding it up to his ear, so i'm thinking that he was like obsessed or something, because the whole time i'v been on myspace, he has not left me one photo comment. he says it was nothing and she asked him to comment on all of them so this other guy wouldn't be the only one to do it, I know he likes her, i'v talked with ppl that say he talks about her all the time, and he's always in a hurry to get back over there. So there's this survey on her page and its asking what she likes in guys, piercings =1 (Kody has his ears gauged) and it says Tattoos= 2 (Kody has 2) now what are the chances that survey isn't about hi

This Is Funny (and Plz Everyone Excuse My Misspelling Bc When Im In A Bad Mood I Tend Not To Pay Attention On How I Type)
->~*DJ*PRINC...: ty so much ~*DJ*PRINC...: i came back on it to block u bitch ->~*DJ*PRINC...: goodbye ~*DJ*PRINC...: ha ha ok sure.. hes actually great! ->~*DJ*PRINC...: lol and quit visiting my page and stay on ure friends ->~*DJ*PRINC...: its called remembering whom not to date ~*DJ*PRINC...: lol if u didnt want him still u would of took his pics off ur page lmao later ->~*DJ*PRINC...: actually hes in the past i have a b now whom treatys me good and like i said ty for proving that ure immature, goodbye ~*DJ*PRINC...: good get to it .. he he im not immature ur the one that was acting it thank you! dont be mad cuz i got what u want still ... ->~*DJ*PRINC...: iam a bitch and have no time for immature bs gamnes so excuse me i have 2 children to raise and a job to do ~*DJ*PRINC...: ill reblock u then if ur gonna be hateful ~*DJ*PRINC...: i know better than you being a virgin ~*DJ*PRINC...: lmao dang be a bitch then i really didnt mean to i was trying to go to some

Vision
You stand before me The vision of my angel Light reflects off of you Surreal in the pre-dawn shadows Your eyes are the first thing I notice As I do every time I see you Next your crooked smile Is it real this time? As I gaze at your form I marvel at the view Of my longtime friend Finally within reach Yet not close enough I stretch out my hand to touch you You vanish and I remember As I startle out of sleep You aren't here Only in my head are you with me I wish I was still dreaming

Bad Puppies And Strange Ppl
Thinking maybe a little hush time for me in the next week. Pfft No can do. Kids away and hubby stuck on my hip. I finally got to put my XMAS tree up and the dogs managed to mangle it to death like a pretzel. Fixed that by putting the dogs out of the house. So here I am with my tree up 2 kids away, my little one with a cough because hubby brought him camping and allowed him to run around like a orphan with no shirt or shoes. But Hmmmmmmmmmmm wonders why he can't go to school. I think hubby just likes the part of making kids not really concerned about the rest after that. Had a wonderful Turkey Day, with alot of loonies to sit and talk with. I am still clueless as to where they came from. My little one is at the stage where he thinks that what he says is the word of the GOD ALMIGHTY and even goes to the point of trying to make the world stop when he says. Example: ME Showering...BANG BANG..BANG...MOMMY hurry I want that toy on TV HURRY. OMG, I have just heard it all. My little one ju

So...
We got robbed. Not my favorite sports team, not my country. Me and my roommates. We got robbed. Someone broke into our house and took to the whole, "Me casa es su casa" like a fish to water. I just got home, it's 4:15 in the morning and I'm trying to figure what they took. My roommate's computer, her boyfriend's guitar, a back pack I had with my Palm Pilot and some clothes in it. They threw the clothes on the floor, kept the Palm. Some Cd's, DVD's. They didn't touch my 'puter, nor my books, none of our board games. I'm trying to see the logic... Grasping at straws really. You know, I'm rather glad they didn't take anything real important of mine. But I feel, in no particular order: violated, scared, sad, confused, angry...They haven't even touched me and I feel like a victim. Not in a heavy kind of way...but I'm kinda nervous about leaving my shit here, y'know? Where's the security? what about the sanctity of one's home? It's gone. They took it with

Please Don't Think I'm Ignoring You...
For some reason, everytime I try to respond to people on the shoutbox or return a comment, this crappy computer keeps locking up. Guess this hotel doesn't have top of the line computers. Oh well. I do apologize and I'm trying to be courteous and reply back to all that have tried to talk to me. Please don't take it as me being dismissive or that I'm ignoring you. Maybe the next time I have a moment to be online, I can hit y'all up on a better computer. Thanks for the luv. Take care! :)

The Curse Of The Mummy:
Of all tales and legends of the supernatural and paranormal, this story is arguably the most documented, the most chilling, and one of the most difficult to explain. As the legend is told, Some 1500 years before Christ, there lived an egyptian princess known only as The Princess of Amen-Ra. When the princess past on, she was placed in an ornate gold coffin and buried deep in a vault at Luxor. Luxor was a city on the banks of the Nile. The Princess of Amen-Ra laid in her tomb, undisturbed, for over 3000 years. That all changed in 1898, when she was unearthed during and excavation of Luxor. During the excavations, 4 rich young Englishmen were invited to visit the dig. While there, one of the excavators offered the 4 men the oppertunity to buy a gold coffin containing the mummified remains of The Princess of Amen-Ra. The four men drew lots to decide who would get the priceless piece. The man who won had to pay several thousand pounds for the ornate coffin. He had the

A Night Alone With Me...
I havent been sleeping much since January the 1st. To some that dosent come as much of a suprise. But when I get into Insomnia fits like this, I'm usually regulated to sitting in my room alone with my thoughts, Tonight was pretty different for me. I decided to burn a few Strapping Young Lad CDs and dragged my carcass, a CD player, a Pack of Smokes and a Bottle of Jagermeister onto the roof of my house. I'll be honest, it was a pain in the ass and I almost fell off when I hopped from the top of my balcony to the edge of the roof. When I got to the top of the roof though I set up shop on the roof and just stared off into the sky smoking cigarettes very slowly and taking sips out of the bottle. I wanted to enjoy my time up there because in all seriousness, I didnt plan on doing something like that again anytime soon. Mabye I'd get lucky and fall, but with my luck I'd break my neck and be paralyzed from the neck down. By the time I reached "Heavy as a really Heavy Thing" I had a pre

Crush Project Research Pt. 2
Okay. So it turns out I got one out of the two. But he was doing it for game. Hahaha. You loser. Hahaha. "silveroak" you played a good game...even gave me a clue...buut it was so hard. Hahaha. I have picked out new people. The List: 1) avengerki 2) Aj 3) rich Again. None of these might be right, so you'll just have to tell me so I can start again.

For Is My Life Worth Living?
I am a stranger in the mist of the day light darkness For people know i am there but wish for me not to be there at all For when they do this I feel alone in this world with no love for me at all As I Wright this poem I feel like I just want to die For knowing no one likes or loves me But only knowing that my family loves me keeps my with the living…

Sweetheart Contest
Sweetheart contest.. with the upcomming holiday I thought it would be time for this... send a pic of you and your sweetheart together to JO JOJo Jo..need points.. return all favors :)@ CherryTAPTell a Friend :)

Excessive Response
Sometimes I find myself thinking of apocalyptic scenarios in order to avoid doing something I don't want to do. Like, say I have to go gas up my car I'll think. "You know if an extinction level asteroid collided with the earth I wouldn't have to deal with that right now." Or actively hoping for a zombie plauge in order to avoid having to drive across town and take my watch to the jewlers for repair. Then I pause and reflect, "hmm...that's a tad overkill for the situation don't you think?" At that point I just hope for a near-extinction level asteroid or small and contained zombie outbreak.

Started New Job Today... Also Need Your Support In Lovely Lips Contest Still!!
SORRY IF IM NOT ON A LOT THIS WEEK EVERYONE..STARTED MY NEW JOB TODAY..I LOVE IT JUST GOT TO GET USE TO WAKIN UP AT 5:30 AM FOR THE NEXT 4 WEEKS LOL!! PRETTY TIRED TONIGHT!! THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT IN THE LOVELY LIPS CONTEST SO FAR.. IT IS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!! PLEASE CONTINUE TO COMMENT BOMB TILL YOUR FINGERS HURT AND CONTINUE TO RATE ME A 10 IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY AND SEND YOUR FRIENDS MY WAY AS WELL!! I GOT A PRETTY GOOD LEAD SO FAR BUT WHO KNOWS HOW QUICKLY THAT CAN CHANGE ;-)!! ONCE AGAIN THERE WILL BE THE MAIN WINNER PICKED BY THE JUDGES.. THEN A WINNER WITH THE HIGHEST RATING AND THEN A WINNER FOR MOST COMMENTS... WOULD LOVE TO WIN ALL 3 BUT EVEN IF I WIN 1 I WILL BE HAPPY.. SO WITH ALL THIS BEING SAID HERE IS THE LINK AGAIN TO THE CONTEST PAGE ;-)!! LOVE YOU ALL AND THANKS AGAIN THANKS AGAIN HOOVERGIRL

Without Words (my Somewhat Winning Entry)
I looked acrossed the room I knew with just a glance her feelings for me were true and I was thrown into a trance. Her eyes told me all I needed to hear not a word needed to be said for I knew before the night was over I would end up in her bed. My heart began pounding trying to leap out of my chest seeing behind her smile the tonight there'd be no rest. I casually walk over and take her by the hand and lead her to her room with lust in command. Not a word was spoken as i slipped off her lacy dress with soft kisses on her shoulders as her soft skin I caress. Our passions growing stronger emotions in a rage savagely taking each other like the rustling of a page. Still not a word spoken and wanting written on her face her eyes burning a hole through me as we reach that blissful place.

First
well this is my first blog in cherrytap. I don't know much abut this place and could sure use some help getting my page up and running. I am used to myspace but a friend told me to try this out so here I am. Shit I gotta run I'm being paged

My Work
YO MAMA WHAT'S GOOD YOU GONNA LET ME HIT THAT,I DON'T KNOW IF I DO YOU GONNA CALL ME TOMORROW NO DOUBT BABY YOU KNOW YOU ARE MY BOO,THAT THING BETWEEN ME AND YOUR GIRL WAS NOTHING IT WAS JUST A HIT AND RUN YOU WHERE THE ONE I WANTED THE WHOLE TIME MAMA.SO YOU FUCKED HIM AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORST YOU FUCKED HIM WITHOUT PROTECTION AND GUESS WHAT HE DIDN'T CALL OR SHOW HIS FACE AROUND THE WAY AGAIN AND TO FUCK WITH YOU A LITTLE MORE YOUR ASS IS PREGNANT JUST FOUND THAT SHIT OUT TO.NOW WHO DO YOU BLAME EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF, HE HIT YOUR GIRL BUT THAT DIDN'T MATTER TO YOU AND I'LL BET SHE TOLD YOU THAT HE WAS A PLAYA, BUT YOU HAVING THIS LOW SELF ESTEEM GOT YOU FEELING LIKE AT LEAST HE LIKES ME KNOWING THAT HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK.CUM ON MA SHOW ME YOUR ASS,LET ME SEE YOUR TITTIES OK BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE AND THERE YOU GO FLASHING YOUR SHIT AND HE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME,BUT YOU DON'T CARE CAUSE IT'S THE ATTENTION YOU WANT, NOW EVERYBODY AND THIER POPS GOT PIX OF YOU AND YOU WONDER WHY

Good Day
i usually dont do these but i'm sitting here working on my portfolio and i was thinking about my layna and yea thats basically why i'm in a good mood today that and the fact that shes probably the best thing that's happened to me in A LONG TIME but ok back to work i love you E.T.

To You?
the sweet ocean breeze carressed my face, as i gazed out upon the great spance of space. a sea gull was wailing its slow lowing song, i stood there wandering what went wrong. as the sun shone in the clear blue sky, a slow burning tear clouded my eye. the waves beat steadely on the sands at my feet, while i played back your memories oh so sweet. i turned my back and i walked away, wandering how i would make it thru another day. i sat on my bike feeling it rumble, i couldnt leave lest id stumble. i got off my bike and returned to our place, and as i looked out i saw your face. it was your voice and in a beckoned call, it called out my name in a voice so small. i followed your voice so that i could hear, wanting to hear those words so dear. i never noticed as the water grew deeper, i just pushed forward ,no more the weaper. now i stand here your hand in mine, there is no pain ,no lonliness to wine. togather as one we will always be, as our souls sink togather in

More Humour
Q: WHAT'S the difference between outlaws and inlaws A. outlaws are wanted! ------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald. ------------------------------------------------- Three Bad-Ass Mice Three mice are sitting in a bar. The first one exclaims, "I am one bad-ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of the traps and move the bar up and down while I eat." The second one chimes in with, "Oh yeah. Well, I'm a bad-ass mouse too. In fact, I'm such a bad-ass mouse, that in my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed." The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell out, "Hey chicken, where do you think you're going?" The third one replies, "Going home to fuck the cat." ------------------------------------------------- Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and t

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What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss" You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship. You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you Your flirting style: friendly and sweet What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

I Have A Dirty Mind :d
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Something I Had To Do Tried To Avoid But Couldn't
SOMETHING I HAD TO DO FOR MYSELF(Tried to avoid it but couldn't) You were there for me when no one else was. You were there when everyone else gave up. When I had no place to go you gave me a place to stay. You introduced me to sugar water. lol Man I miss those times. You always knew the right thing to say and when to say it. When no one else could get a smile on my face you always brought the smile out of me. You always listed you always cared. There were times you put me before your girlfriend. There were times when she would get mad and jealous. We laughed together, We cried together, we yelled at each other, we screamed at each other. Hell there were times people thought we were married. I couldn't ever lie to you you always seen right through me and through my feelings you always knew when I was trying to cover up something or not wanting to talk about something. You and I we didn't just connect as friends or as best friends our bond was deeper. we were lovers at on

I Many Times Thought
I many times thought peace had come When peace was far away, As wrecked men deem they sight the land When far at sea they stay. And struggle slacker, but to prove, As hopelessly as I, That many the fictitious shores Before the harbor lie. by Emily Dickinson

Freak In Bed Test, I Got A 62
PHREAK IN BED TEST Body: Hey want to play a game? It called FREAK IN THE BED TEST, GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YO

What Flower Are You?
You Are a Yellow Flower A yellow flower tends to represent joy, friendship, and playfulness. At times, you are childlike, as a buttercup is. And at other times, you are fickle, like a dahlia. And more than you wish, you tend to feel bittersweet, like a marigold. What Color Flower Are You?

Pick Ups And Drop Offs
You know, when men try to pick up women, some of them spend a lot of time asking the wrong damn question. Now, I know some guy is going to say "Women do tooo" So, I've compiled a list of some of the questions that I've been asked and some of my favorite answers. Q. Are your tits real? A. Is your *ick real?? Q. Are you really 36? A. No, I'm lying about being a middle aged woman so I can drink w/o being carded. Q. Are you bi-sexual? A. If bi means twice a week, if I can be I am. Q. Did it hurt? A. What? When I fell from heaven? Why are you even trying that bullshit ass line with a woman over 12? Q. Do your parents know you're this beautiful? A. No jackass, they've never seen me.....what? Q. What gets you hot? A. Heat asshole. Q. Do you like anal? A. *looks for ignore or block button*..... Q. So, what are you looking for? A. Someone else to talk to. Q. Would you ride my *ock? A. If it fits through this little ass phone line, what's the point? Q. Do

My Sexual Zodiac Sign
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

And This One Time At............
lol haha no band camp but i did go see a band or few 2 weekends ago..... i went to tampa , to the pegasus lounge...I anticipated a wild and crazy time.. had the provisions (hehe) money id yadda yadda yadda... our ride didn't show up .. (our meaning i went with my girl)...had to call tyrone..no not the song.. good ole feller had some good green beans haha....got there 10 minutes after 8 it was supposed to start at 8 but didn't it started at 10 grrrrrrrr. meanwhile while waiting for the insane music to start we went by the dart game she opens her purse and the purse flops on its side well of course my luck always follows through and my glass piece falls out of her purse and brakes right there in the bar..luckily no one saw phewww.still mad too.... we go sit down .... and a fight brakes out by the pool table some ole fellah and a young hip hop turd course the turd gets tossed..this is a metal bar...fastforward a lil... past the first band even they sucks the drummer rocked though.. the

Fun Facts
1. What time is it? 7:26 PM 2. People call you: Steve 3. What are you most afraid of? Losing My Family 4. What do you drive? 2001 Ford Focus 5. Have you ever seen a ghost? yes,well i think thats what it was 6. Where were you born? cape May Court House,N.J. 7. Ever been to Alaska ? Nope 8. Ever been toilet papering? Of course hasn't everyone 9. Croutons or Bacon bits?BACON BITS 10. Favorite day of the week? Depends on what day i am getting off from work that week 11. Favorite restaurant:I prefer Home Cooking 12. Favorite Flower? Dead Ones 13. Favorite sport to watch: Football 14. Favorite Drink: Kahlua and cream 15. Favorite Ice cream:? Coffee 16. Disney or Warner Brothers:? Disney 17. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds 18. What color is your bedroom carpet ? hardwood floors 19. How many times you failed your driver's test? none 20. Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from? ??? I got 36 e-mails just now which one y

Fuck Me...
F*** TEST if we could fuck test This is the ".If We Could Fuck.." Test...REposts this as If We COuld Fuck Test.... You will be surprised on all the results you get...Put the [X] which best suits ur answer....or all that apply... () mean explain 1.Where would we be? []My house []Ur House []Pool []Shower []parents room OTHER....please explain in () 2.What position? []Doggy Style []Missionary []69 []OTHER...() 3.What would you use?? []chains and whips []choc. syrup and whip cream []strawberries and whip cream []cherries and chocolate []ropes and hand cuffs []OTHER...() 4.Lights? []ON []OFF 5.Where would you take me 4 a date before all of this? ()PLEASE EXPLAIN 6.Givin Head? []Yes []No 7.Gettin SOme Head?? []Yes []No 8.Protection? []Yes []No 9.Day or Night? []DAY []NIGHT 10.What song would we fuck to? ( )PLEASE EXPLAIN...... 11.top or bottom []top []bottom []either or 12.Wil

Ha!
Now I AM depressed! DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:ModerateSchizoid Disorder:ModerateSchizotypal Disorder:LowAntisocial Disorder:ModerateBorderline Disorder:Very HighHistrionic Disorder:ModerateNarcissistic Disorder:ModerateAvoidant Disorder:Very HighDependent Disorder:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! ---- Personality Disorders --

More Fun!!
MESHA Sexual tour guide 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com MESHA's Sexual Catch-Phrase is... "Go ahead - Make my day" 'What is your sexual catchphrase? at QuizUniverse.com MESHA will go to jail for ... Making sweet love to a religious symbol 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com - MESHA's Sexy Acronym - Mis for...MagneticEis for...EroticSis for...SeductiveH

Rite Now I'm Not Here Mentally (tears Pouring Heart Aching)
talked to my daddy just b4 christmas and what, only to hear he has been sick and had to go through a bunch of tests. he tells me he has a test to b done on the 15th and that won't know nothing till after christmas, sooo a couple weeks go by and i talk to him again and he said they had to do a minor surgery on him and take some skin from his throat to test it and that we wldn't know nothing for at least a week.....well the week has gone and i have found out recently just after i left line here bout an hour in a half ago that my dad has throat cancer, its a level two he more or less has a 50/50 chance but they won't guarantee nothing. that all they can do right now is some chemo....sorry for all the miss spellin hard to do all this through tears and not being here mentally. if i don't chat with u please do not b offended. **forced smile** love ya cherries...lil **MILF**

Choices We Make,only Sometimes
Does Love come down to the choices we make? Is it just a choice? Love is a choice that sometimes we make Sometimes those decisions work out really great Other times those choices do not work out to well And then we are looking for someone else to tell We want to believe that love is nothing but emotion But sometimes it really not the only real solution Sometimes we make the longest list of conditions Thinking we can guarantee the love like some form of religion Because there no hard and fast rules of the game Love can be so confusing and even bring some shame Love can be so exiting and fun when it exists And when someone enters your life it might be hard to resist Big decisions or small decisions love is still but a choice When it is wrong we find sadness and when right we rejoice Life and love we would like to have nothing but guarantees But "damn it", sometimes we just have to live it and wait

Sigh
Lol, it's crazy how I can't really explain how much I love him. He is just so wonderful. He makes me feel so unique, so special. The way he listens to everything I have to say...the way I can go to him and just cry because I'm so frustrated here. He is just so fucking cute, lol. I sit here and think of him when I can't see him. Today he came over but had to leave early because of my stupid stepdad. It was great seeing him today. When he holds me it just makes all the stupid things go away. Lol, I cried when he left. But...I have his Axe spray now so I doused my stewie blanket with it so I can sleep at night. I miss him so much. I can't stand being away from him. I was so pissed that he had to leave that I had one of my insane thoughts again, lol, I almost said "fuck it, I'm leaving and I'll be back tomorrow". I wanted to go home with him, so bad. I swear I almost did. I love him so so so much.

Abra-abra-cadabra - Steve Miller Band
I heat up, I can't cool down You got me spinnin' 'Round and 'round 'Round and 'round and 'round it goes Where it stops nobody knows Every time you call my name I heat up like a burnin' flame Burnin' flame full of desire Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher *Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya Abra-abra-cadabra Abracadabra You make me hot, you make me sigh You make me laugh, you make me cry Keep me burnin' for your love With the touch of a velvet glove Chorus I feel the magic in your caress I feel magic when I touch your dress Silk and satin, leather and lace Black panties with an angel's face I see magic in your eyes I hear the magic in your sighs Just when I think I'm gonna get away I hear those words that you always say Chorus Every time you call my name I heat up like a burnin' flame Burnin' flame full of desire Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher I heat up, I can't cool down My si

Grrrrrr
Im so tired of women. I try to be sweet and just get stepped on all the time. So am done with them. There is no such thing as an honest one. I just dont get it...I like to think im somewhat attractive... I dont lie I dont cheat and I would do anything for anyone. It just doesnt make sense. Im just better off in my own little world and not with anyone. I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what of passion and embrace, Is it too much to a

Stalkers Telephone #
If anyone gets real bored tonight.... here is the telephone number of the woman that has been stalking me and calling me.. she must be drunk cause she finally called me and forgot to block her number tonight... stupid biotch... Have fun with it... 214 458 5582 paybacks a biotch! as always Luvs&hugs! ~MzMic~

Hey Ya'll
Hey Ya'll, This is my first time on this site, so i am very new to everything. I will just tell yall a bit about myself, if yall dont mind. My name is Tuff and I currently live in central Texas. I live with my wonderful wife, Britt and our 4 kids. (Cam-6, Sterling-4, Haley Rain-3 and Chaya-1 1/2). I am currently working in the Law Enforcement field and looking to persue that in the state of TX. My wife and I have been on the net for a while now and she has always gone by the name Chaya. That's until we had our latest daughter and gave her the name of Chaya. Britt & Chaya had a rough time in the delivery room and the name Chaya (pronounced: K-i-ya)means "Life", so we thought it fitting to give her this precious name. Like I said, I live in central Texas for now and have lived here for a couple years now. Summer is hotter than HELL and winters are cold, hot, cold and possibly hot AGAIN. I CAN'T wait to get back to Colorado. Colorado is where all our hopes and dreams are. We lived in

Hummm
For those of you that don't know me, and those that do. I have been going threw some ruff times right know. You all have helped me take my mind off of my aching heart. My Father passed Jan 16th 2007, We were very close but lived so far away from each other. The knowing that I have to go back to Calif and collect alot of his stuff is really wieghing on my heart, to rehash all the feelings and heartbreak. I dont want to seem uncaring or corse, just very confused and knowing I dont have him to bounce ideas off of anymore. Guess I am here alone for the first time and unsure how to deal with that. You all have help me feel a void in my life, and for that I am deeply grateful. May you all be happy and full of life!

Work
People who really have Their minds on the Way Do not forget work on the fundamental No matter what they are doing. Yet if they still distinguish this work From ordinary activities Even as they do them together, They will naturally be concerned About being distracted by activities And forgetting the Real life work. This is because of viewing Things as outside the mind. bryan.aKathewriter

Decisions About Myspace.
I ended up making a myspace page simply for the younger family memebers in my life, but not sure if I want to connect to them the fact that there aunt is a very hedonistic woman.. Hell I just took off the my space page that I was bi, simply because that is not a disscusion I wish to have with my teenage neices and nephews-- not afriad to, don't want there parents to yell at me for corrupting them. They haven't kept in contact with me, so am thinking about just deleating it. Except I have fun snarking folks on it. Doesn't that sound like a fun past time? Rather hang out here and see what else happens.

For You
When I Look Into The Sky My Mind Is Gone And I Don't Know What Else To Do I Try To Block The Stress That Caused This Mess But A Cuddy Still Feeling Blue Been Throught Alot My Mind Is Gone Stay Fresh All Day There's No Time To Play Work All Day And Hustle At Night I Still Think About All Those Fights Tried To Work It Out But Wasn't Feeling It But Then i Looked Up At Sky And Wondered Why All The Things I Put You Through Can't Compare To The Feelings That I Still Got For You When I Can't Be With You I Think Of You Your The One And Only Key To My Heart I Thought Nothing Could Tears Us Apart Still Feeling Down No But I Still Think Of What Could Have Been There's No Time To Waste If You Feel Me In..........

My Dog/my Soulmate.
I love my dog. She never judges me. She never tells me that I talk too much. She never makes me feel as if I'm not good enough. She always gives me kisses when I ask for them. When I've had a bad day, she's always there to make me feel better. When I've had a good day, she's always there to share it with me. When I feel alone, she's always there to snuggle me. She always greets me with a smile. She never asks for more than I can give, yet she commands my undivided attention. She loves me unconditionally. If my dog were a man...she'd be perfect for me.

Ever Wonder?
I was sitting at work today and I was bored so i began to think... -have you ever wondered why things happened -do you believe in a set destiny or our we the masters of our own destiny -if your on your way to work and you decide to leave 5 min early and you walk but someone getting beat to death and you stop it...wat made you leave 5 min early because if you would have left on time you would have not been there to help that person and he/she could have been killed -you go to the grocery store and run into someone special and 10 years later you are married with children with that person...wat told you to go shopping that day instead of tomorrow... -maybe we are just living a set plot for our lives and everything happens for a reason or else why would it happen at all -even the smallest decisions in life can affect one's entire life such as leaving to go to work 5 min early just something to think about and get your mind going haha well thanx for your time and hope you have a gr

Life In A Prayer : My Gift To The Single Moms
In This writing I will try to focus on the thoughts and feelings provoked by those who are single moms. As a child, I remember the struggles of my own mother, her nights alone, and her tears, many of which were put there by us unknowingly. I have met many wonderful people who I consider my friends though this medium. Many are or have been single mothers. For you I have the most respect. Your challenges are many and the only rewards you may see are in the eyes of your children. My heart goes out to all of you. So in an effort to touch you and let you know that you are not placed here upon this earth to only struggle, I reach out to you. You are the true angels of this world and you show us here on earth a little piece of heaven. My hands reach out to my keys tonight as I write................. Life In A Prayer Hands come together On bended knee Fingers couple Knuckles almost white The pressures of today come together With unspoken words To a higher powe

Rant Time! Episode 11: How Sad We Are...
OK, I feel I have to write this because its silly. RANT TIME! Episode 11: How sad we are... CherryTAP.com is fun. But, I've been on it for 2 day and I have come to realize, HOW STUPID and self degrading Americans (being an American myself, I can point this out) are. People are actually willing to pay MONEY, REAL FUCKING MONEY, TO GET IMAGINARY INTERNET HITS! TO BE POPULAR ON THE INTERNET! Whoa, AWESOME, being popular on the internet is going to get me.......................................NOTHING! Job references, NO; Real friends, MAYBE; A LIFE...NOT A CHANCE! SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER ALL DAY! My point is, that society has become so absorbed with these "material gods" that people have forgotten what it means to be human. To go out and become something without having to sell out over the internet. By doing something that actually matters. Peace!

One Step Closer
One step closer… I’ve spent the better part of the last two hours dreaming about my next project. I want to log the story of this one for prosperity… Last night I get this phone call from a friend. She is the self-titled “Tattoo shop counter bitch” for P.A.I.N. Parlor. The name is cool and that is another story for the owner to tell not me. Anyway, back to the story, she knows I laid Blackie down on Friday. So she asks me, “My boss has this Harley bobber frame under the back counter, you want to buy it?” OK, side bar…. I have been wanting to build a bobber like a S.O.B for the last few months. I love the Old School look. Back to the frame … I go by there on the way home from work today to check it out. Nice frame, straight and it has the rear fender too. Price is affordable. So it looks like I have te beginnings of a project that will probably last the next few years. It’s a 1976 XLCH – 1000 Frame. That’s a Ironhead Sporty for those of you who know. I have been search

Attention
NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE HELP MY GRANDSON IN THIS CONTEST. I POST BULLENTINS THAT NOONE WIL READ AND REPOST SO PLEASE IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE HELP.THE LINK IS BELOW Courtesy of MsTags.com PLEASE CLICK ON THE PIC AND BOMB AWAY HE IS IN THE VALENTINE CONTEST THANKS

Meaning Behind A Roses Color
Red roses are symbolic of love and respect. Dark pink roses are symbolic of thankfulness. Pale pink roses are symbolic of ,grace and joy. Yellow roses are symbolic of joy and friendship. Orange roses are symbolic of fascination. Pale peach roses art symbolic of modesty White roses are symbolic of innocence and secrecy Coral roses are symbolic of desire.

Hurry Sickness
HURRY SICKNESS One woman tells how she sought to convince her continually harried friend that she needed to find ways to relax. So she gave her a videotape on stress management and relaxation techniques and encouraged her to watch it right away. Fifteen minutes later, her friend handed back the tape. "It was good," she said, "but I don't need it." "But it's a 70-minute video," the woman replied. "You couldn't have watched the whole thing." "Yes, I did," her friend assured her. "I put it on fast-forward." A major social problem of the 21st Century is Hurry Sickness. We hurry through work by "multi-tasking." We gulp down fast food. We shop at convenience stores. We lament that we haven't enough time. We race through the days and weeks until one day we look back in amazement and comment, "My, how the years flew by." Or until we hit a "speed bump" -- like illness -- that stops us cold. Then we realize the heavy toll we paid to travel the express lane. Hurry Si

Hints For Comment Bombing...
first of, IE really sucks for this, if u are able to download the web browser mozilla firefox, it works awesome for me... when i had dial up, i could have 2 browsers going in IE but w/ fire i could have 3-4 and it loaded a lot faster... now i have fire fox on DSL and it runs fantastic.. i can have 8 browsers open, 7 contests i mean and one for all my other things, like checkin mail and shit... make sure u have a couple browsers open, im fast so i vote w/ 7 open.. good luck all and pass this on to ur friends if they are having problems and are slow at voting, firefox will add a few seconds but it all adds up.. good luck on the contest all :) sarah

Stuff
do you ever feel like you'd be better off alone in a hole in the wall somewhere. maybe living in a cave in the woods. well i feel that way quite often. actually right now i do. delete my existance deny who i am what the fuck ever. the world will still go on. with or without me.

Now If You Knew About These A Long Time Ago, Would You
I have seen chics go to some extreams just to look good. So I am asking you this one question. FIRST go to this url, and see the gif there. Then tell me if you would use, or are useing these lil wonders. http://www.asos.com/liftitispage/Prod/pgehtml.aspx?cid=2786 That's my question. Would you use, or are you useing these mini tit jobs? It's all meant to be in good fun. The site is real, and is also clean, so don't worrie. It's all meant to be in honest good fun. Personaly, I don't really care if you do or not. All I ever care about when it comes to tits is if I can put them in my mouth. . . . lol

Cherry Taps Baddest Baby Blues
Baddest Baby Blues Contest. Need entries!!! > > As the Longest Legs on Cherry contest winds down, I would like to start gathering entrants for the Baddest Baby Blues contest. > > For those blue eyed guys and gals!!! Send me the link to your pic showcasing those Baby Blues!!! > > Two Winners will be determined. One on number of comments and one on number of rates. YOU CANNOT COMMENT ON YOUR OWN PIC! > > No drama allowed. If it gives me a headache then I consider it drama and your ass is booted. :) > > If you have any questions...ASK BEFORE you enter. > > ***kisses*** > > BeerQueen > > Sam~Beer Queen~@ CherryTAP

Valentine
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HOPE U ALL HAVE A GREAT ONE!!HOPE U ARE ALL DOING GOOD HUGS AND KISSES LOVE U ALL!!! Glitter Text Maker Layout Codes Layout Graphics #1 Comment Codes Glitter Text Maker Layout Codes Layout Graphics #1 Comment Codes Glitter Text Maker Layout Codes Layout Graphics #1 Comment Codes

Sorry Guys
THOSE GUYS THAT HAD PICS MARKED NSFW WERE UNABLE TO VIEW THE PICS SO I HAVE UNMARKED THOSE PIC AND SINCE THEY WERE NOT ABLE TO LET THERE FRIENDS AND OTHER RATE AND COMMENT THERE PICS THE CONTEST WILL BE EXTENDED TO AT LEAST THURSDAY OF NEXT WEEK TO GIVE THEM A FAIR CHANCE... SORRY THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST TO HOST.SO I DIDNT KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!! HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT V'DAY ... I KNOW I DID ;-0 I GOT TO GET TO SLEEP NOW OR I WILL NOT WANT TO GET UP IN THE MORNING MUAHHHHHHH!!!

Effective Immediately
I will no longer comment bomb anyone in a contest. Here's why: I saw a bulletin for a friend who had supported me in a contest asking for help in a contest he was in. I went over to the page and comment bombed on the fact that a girl was saying she really, really liked him. The comments were long and I said, "Hey that girl really, really likes you and I know you are a good man because you used to worship me. I wish you love, life and happiness because you deserve it." Two days later one of my pics was marked NSFW. I was like WTF? Amazingly, guess who had looked at my pics? The girl that had said she liked him. When I figure out what's up, I try to send him an e-mail on CT to tell him that. Since she was on his FAMILY list and apparently blocked me, I was blocked from sending him mail too. So, I had to go to another program to send him an e-mail. This type of behavior is childish and petty. If you are talking to another woman, great. More power to ya. I wis

Five Lessons To Make You Think About The Way We Treat People
Five lessons to make you think about the way we treat people 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an ol

Omg This Needs To Be Stopped!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: **Love is a journey that you have to experience~*~ Date: Feb 14, 2007 9:16 PM .. REPOST THIS. Living creatures are suffering for your comfort. If You pass on any chain mail, I hope you pass on this one. No one cares about your middle name, or what you did in 2006 or stupid stories that involve killers in the night. THEY ARENT REAL. GET OVER IT. THIS IS. This is wrong to the highest level. Please help spread awareness of the animals that go through testing. It is not right and should be stopped. The following images are of animals that have been used for consumer product testing. They are graphic. If you have a heart you'll repost this. IF YOU DONT REPOST MAYBE YOU NEED TESTING ON YOURSELF. Hit reply then copy the codes

English 2. . .
English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers

Just Thought That I Would Do Some Ranting Before Goin To Bed......
Rant One The other day, some BITCH had the never to call me fat!!! Okay now i know i aint skinny, far from it (BBW and proud of it) but i feel that if you are going to call someone fat, make sure you have no extra weight on you and especially make sure that you arent as big as the person you are talkin about...this dumbass girl lost 60 pounds and now thinks that she's the shit. First of all, I'm not dissin big girls...shit i am one....but when you have what looks like cottage cheese on the back of your legs, do you really think you should be callin someone fat?????

Owed
I owe you a great deal This I know you feel Unable to ever pay back Is only what I lack My heart you steal My soul needing to heal Problems are all I stack Wishing Love wasn't at a lack Snapped back into reality Not one I want to see Knowledge of it remains Bound by chains With you I want to be Falling to my knee I bow with my shames For you I owe changes

How To Say No To Your Toddler
Why is it hard to say no? IT JUST IS. most of us don't like confrontations and would rather avoid them at almost any cost. I know there are some I would for sure. Faced with an argument our blood pressure goes up and our palms begin to sweat. Confrontations simply are not fun, especially with a toddler or child. Everyone enjoys watching other people enjoying themselves, and if the happy person is our own child the pleasure is more than doubled. Yet having a good time can sometimes be dangerous and we have to draw the line somewhere. We all have excuses why we don't want to push the matter with our children, we don't want to sound like our parents, we know they are tired and confronting them and saying no I don't want you to do that will likely trigger a tantrum or pouting spree... the list could go on but you have to put aside any feelings of guilt, loss of control, our own depression issues and find a way to be firm and yet not cruel to our children when we know they are gettin

Tolerance
Tolerance is acceptance of other people's opinions even if you do not agree with them. The world is filled with so many people that trying to get them to agree with your opinion would be futile. Accept their opinions and move on to those who share your opinions. Dwelling on those who may express intolerance towards you can hinder you progressing forward in life. This is just my opinion...

Going To Be Gone!
For those of my Friends, knowing my father passed last month. I will be gone from here til the 7th of next month. Have to go back to california and get Daddys things. Stay safe, Be kind, and i will be back with you soon.....

History Of Beer And Conservatives.
The History Of Beer & Conservatives Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters and gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives. Once beer was discovered it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is

"sexy Feet"contest-pole Princess
I want to ask everyone,to go and check out POLE PRINCESS,she is having a COOL CONTEST!!! 3 day CHERRY BLAST to the winner!!! you have to check this out!! and check her site out too. member number 442753,POLE DANCE VIDEOS,awesomepics,slide show!!! go CHECK HER OUT!!!!!

My Two Cents Part Iv
OK I THINK I HAVE FINALLY REACH MY BOILING POINT HERE. WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS SITE? ANYONE GOT ANSWER TO THAT? I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT HAVING FUN. NO ITS JUST ONE PIECE OF DRAMA AFTER ANOTHER. FIRST OF ALL, GREASEMONKEY. WHO GIVES A F@#$ ABOUT SOMEONE USING A SCRIPT TO RATE PICTURES. ONE THE PERSON GETTING RATED GETS POINTS AND THE PERSON USING IT GETS POINTS TOO. WHY IS THIS SO UPSETTING TO PEOPLE? BUT YOUR MAD THAT YOU DIDN'T WIN YOUR SILLY CONTEST. WHO CARES IT THE FREAKING INTERNET NOBODY CARES ABOUT IF YOU WON SEXIEST THIS, OR BEST THAT. WHEN YOU WIN THESE THINGS YOU IMMEDIATELY TELL YOUR FRIENDS AT WORK ABOUT OR CALL YOUR FAMILY AND GIVE THEM THE GOOD NEWS? I DON'T USE GREASEMONKEY BUT I DON'T CARE IF SOMEONE USES IT AS LONG YOU AREN'T USING TO ADD FRIENDS WHICH WAS THE THING THAT WOULD OF VIOLATED THE TERMS OF SERVICE....READ PEOPLE. SECOND OF ALL, COMMENT BOMBING AND RATING TIME LIMITS. WELL COMMENT BOMBING IS PRETTY MUCH DEAD SO AT LEAST I WON'T HAVE A BULLETIN

Dreams
The Dreams.... The Dreams the soft hush of your voice in my ear your warm breathe on my neck the brush of eyelashes across my cheeck the caress of your hand upon my thigh The unspoken words of your true thoughts Quicken breathing , drops of sweat The sharp drag of your teeth along my neck My each finger nail digging into your back With the slow relization of what is going on My head turning, my thoughts moving to fast the relization that its just a dream I see you next to me and i can't help but blush I talk to you in my nervous way and i can't help but giggle I can't sleep right Because all i think of is you All i can do is close my eyes at night So I can see only you

Ill Try To Construct Another Poem..
Living life day to day our troubles kept inside with smiles on our faces.... Not letting many to close to see what lies inside our deep dark secret places... We Love greatly inside our own minds and dream big of things we hope to achieve.... Then go to work each day and lower ourselves to make sure its a "happy worker" and nothing else our bosses percieve.... Turmoil all over the nightly news of war and death and the fragility of the human form.... A kind word from a stranger or a helping hand from a neighber has become the exception to the norm.... Life is not easy not like when our grandparents was raised.... People have turned inward some have become crazed.... For once we need to look to our past and learn from it instead of forgetting... Before we turn into a world full of isolation with everyone regretting.... The time this world exist is now its cause TV and the internet that keeps us at home alone.... So while your reading this poem dont forget to make human contact

Depressed...
so for the last few weeks,my son has really been pushing things.he treats me like im nothing like im just dirt to him.he will get in my face and yell at me.if hes not being just completeing rude to me he acts like im not on the earth.But when Dave is home Dylan still wont mind me but he does act different toward me.He acts like Dave is god and im a dog.And theres been many times ive cried and dave has always made me feel better.Dylans always acted like i was a no body. Well today i called my mother to ask her for help to ask her for some advice that might help.She told me it was all my fault.he acts this way becuz I havent done a good enough job as a mother to him.i called davecrying my head off.i called her for help. i put myself down all the time so much so that i dont need others to do it for me.ive been crying for the last i dont how long and my son keeps asking me y im crying, i love my son he is my life.i risked my life to have him.ever since i was lil ive always wanted to

Ok People.. Do This
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? An

Xxx = Bend Over
bent over oh i would love to put you in that position and have my way with you how i would start by kissing your ass and then working my way enbetween your legs having you sit on my face and then licking you and sucking your clit in to my mouth and pushing my fingures in to your wet moist hole taking my thumb and rubbing your ass hole ever so lightly then maybe have you turn around and start licking my cock the head of it and then the shaft then you stick it in your mouth and go down on it with the enjoyment i give you i 'm still licking you nd as my fingurs go in i wiggle the tips a little and twist them going a little further and a little faster every time then taking my toung and licking you from one end to the other end all the way as you are sucking me you start storcking my cock as you go down so does your hand then you get up and lower your self down on me standing on the bottom of your feet then squting over me i run my fingure tips throw your hair and then across your bre

What Color Is Your Brain
Your Brain is Blue Of all the brain types, yours is the most mellow. You tend to be in a meditative state most of the time. You don't try to think away your troubles. Your thoughts are realistic, fresh, and honest. You truly see things as how they are. You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about your friends, your surroundings, and your life. What Color Is Your Brain?

Be Nice
I sit and think of what i should do , why do people act the way they do to others, why be so mean in the ways they are, how can they hurt people the way they do even tho they have kids that get hurt at the same time, what can be going on in thier minds,

Cigarettes And Tampons
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much! cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she. (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)