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Keeper Of My Dreams
When you're not here to share my days and nights My life is so incomplete For you are my heart, my soul The ‘oneness’ I had known to seek Without you I merely exist from day to day With you I know that I will find All that I have been searching for My completeness, my eternal peace of mind You are the keeper of my dreams The man who holds my heart in his hands The one I want to spend my life with The one with whom I will always stand Stand beside through thick and thin Through all that life will throw our way Knowing that this special love we share Will guide us, each and every day This journey was started long ago Before this time and place The journey of completeness As two hearts and souls embrace Forever is what I want with you For the search is at an end Our hearts have found each other As lovers, as soul-mates, as friends.

Dope Me Up And Send Me Home!!!!
I just got back from the hospital a little bit ago. Couldn't stand not being able to eat...this girl loves to eat!!! :P I have strep throat, staph infection, and inner ear infection!!! Yay!!!! So now I'm going to get doped up and then sit back and enjoy the meds!!! :)

Now Is The Time
Today I said good-bye to a dear friend, teacher, mentor. To try to understand why some do what they do is more confusing than the event itself. This man taught me to believe in myself when no one else escpecially me could, he gave me a new sense of being, one mind and at peace, I will miss him everyday, but I will continue. We all have a purpose in this life, and once that is acheived we are called to rest. ...his humour, like his knowledge of karate, knew no limits. And we will remember his laughter. And his great passion. And we will cry. And we will miss him terribly.

Drunkn Me
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 7.50am i just made it back home.. woho i found muh way back hoem.. LOL im somdrunk ther were one guy kissign me all th time at the party :P hahahahahha so fucking charmig. i made ppl do a "hey canada" vid for youtube for em. hahahahahahah well lots of vid for youtube tomorrow. w00t. dont mine kmuh drunken look luv ya all muaaaah

Kitty
Kitty by The Presidents of the United States of America.. got listen on my page.. :) Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Little bag of bones been out all night Little bag of bones been out all night Kitty, you're scratchin' at the screen door Kitty, you're scratchin' at the screen door Little bag of bones been out all night He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide He's circlin' round my ankle He's circlin' round my ankle He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide Oh kitty, won't you come inside Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied Pussy purrin' and looki

Easy-as-pie Lemon "meringue"
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 5 hr min Makes: 12 servings 35 NILLA Wafers, finely crushed 2 Tbsp. sugar 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine, melted 1/4 cup sugar 2 Tbsp. cornstarch 2-1/2 cups water 2 pkg. (4-serving size each) JELL-O Brand Lemon Flavor Gelatin 1-1/2 tsp. grated lemon peel 4 cups JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows 1/4 cup milk 2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Mix wafer crumbs, 2 Tbsp. sugar and the butter until well blended. Press firmly onto bottom and up side of 9-inch pie plate. Bake 5 min.; set aside. MIX 1/4 cup sugar and the cornstarch in medium saucepan. Gradually add water, stirring until well blended. Bring to boil on medium heat. Boil 8 min., stirring constantly. Remove from heat. Add dry gelatin mixes and lemon peel; stir until gelatin is completely dissolved. Refrigerate 1 hour or until slightly thickened, stirring occasionally. Pour into crust. MICROWAVE marshmallows and milk in large mic

I Got Tagged Biatch!!!
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS I WILL TELL YOU TEN THINGS ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT! 10 things about me...damN you!!! I dont like to talk about myself hey thats one.... 1. I dont like talking about myself!! lol I find it hard because im very hard on myself, nothing i do is very good in my eyes. Yet im always told other wise. 2. I say lol waaaaaaaaaay too much its like a disease!! I can say lol three times in a sentence...beginning, middle AND end!! I think i need a "lol box" 3. I don't function without music. Take my music away and you take a massive part of me away with it. Music is an escape, you make it what you want and need it to be. I would rather lose my sight than my hearing if i had to lose one of them as hearing thing

Worth Reading
WORTH READING Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I like you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be t he world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

Holy Shit
welllll said i was sick of fakes on here and the peeps that want want want and can't help in return when ya need it have allllllllllllllll been deleted...i gone from almost 6 hun friends to 125....WOW, now thas a nice clean list : )~~.....well i feel a lil better lmfaro.....and as for new peeps that wanna b added fook that i want nomore i gots all the peeps i need now blow dead goats.pmsl

My Eyes (take Two)
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures) EdenYou have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Hatin Tha Holidayz
I hate being alone but its even worse when the holidays come rollin around- Im happy and flying high most of the time but this time of the year, knocks me into reality, bringing me down- Dont get me wrong, I have my kids who I love more than ne thing in this world, but no one by myside, it's all part of the devil's evil plot- Maybe it's my fault, maybe it's their fault on why I'm single but I do know one thing, when it comes 2 love, Im only taking one more shot- Because Im sick of the lies, sick of the games, sick of being cheated on, basically, sick of it all- But Im willing to try one more time to find love but being so picky and feeling wounded may cause it to take awhile, cuz this time, im not going to fall- From all the pain ive felt and being alone so long has caused my heart to freeze, it barely even beats- I compare this love thing to me trying to play basketball ona hardwood floor and instead of wearing shoes, wearing some football cleats- Ya, slippin and slidin, jus l

Gobble Gobs...& Some New Pix
Well ya'all I really hope you had a grea Thanksgiving yesterday... I would like to say I did... I spent it with plenty of friends and family members... I missed all my cherryTap friends though...so I'm back...hee hee hee Anyways...hit my page up...I posted some new pix and they are lacking comments... So hit them up tell me what you think!!! *Hugs*

Contest Help?
this is a rare thing i would ever ask but i need some help in a contest for best cleavage/best pose. the link is http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=250360&albumid=123241&i=849181343 so vote for me and leave me a comment (plz!!!) update on thanksgiving later ~ace~

Spedfrek - Techno Straight From The Bottle
Hey everyone, just comin on here cuz its new and prolly a great way for promotion! i just releases a new hard techno mix, if anyone is interested in hearing it, msg me on msn kaosraver1@hotmail.com cheers all the spEdfrEk

Sava The Flava
Sava The Flava A GODDESS STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN A TRUE PLEASURE TO MY EYES STANDING FIRM ON STURDY LEGGS SUPPORTED BY SCULPTED THIGHS BIG, BOLD AND BEAUTIFUL BETTER THEN ALL THE REST PACKING IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES HER HIPS HER ASS HER BREAST A BODY DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE A TEMPTING, SINFUL TREAT IT MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH NOT IN YOUR HANDS WITH AN AROMA THAT SMELLS SO SWEET NOW BE CARFUL IT CAN BE ADDICTIVE THIS TASTEFUL TANTILIZING TREAT THE LONGER YOU SAVOR ITS FLAVOR THE MORE YOU MAY WANT TO EAT NOW THAT YOU’VE BEEN WARNED TAKE HEED TO THESE WORDS I SPEAK THIS KIND OF CHOCOLATE CANDY LEAVES YOU BREATLESS, SPENT AND WEAK TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING YOU’D EAT ALL IT IF YOU COULD BUT IF YOU DON’T WANT TO TRY SOME GIVE IT HERE CAUSE I DAMN SURE WOULD © BlkLuvPotion 2006

Love Is
love is just an emotion that causes pain and worries its memories made, but torned down be reality love is sick... drives you crazy when its forbidden its a salted knife punctured in a wound love is fake emotions based on ilusions the desire to create something that never existed and never will love is in fairy tales in a lifeless man who didnt have nothing else to do but to lie love is nothing at all its all in our heads brought to hide our sad reality...

I Stabbed A Yeti Cuz Im In Love
MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN January------I slapped Feburary----I stabbed March-----I screwed a April-------I shot May------I stabbed June-----I hugged July----I kissed August------- I killed September-------I humped October-----I hijacked November------I jumped December-----I bitched slapped DAY YOU WERE BORN 1-----a penguin 2-----a jar of peanut butter 3-----a lawn mower 4-----emma roberts 5----jamie lynn spears 6----sean flynn 7----a saw 8---a peanut butter cookie 9----your sister's pants 10---your mom 11---the wiggles 12---barney 13---ur brother 14---a dog 15---pablo 16---a mexican 17----the backyardigans 18---lindsey lohan 19----a brownie 20---paris hilton 21---ellen degerernes 22---a yeti 23---a moose 24---a kangaroo 25---martin van buren 26---a bouncy ball 27--a virgin 28---a cowboy 29---myself 30---a butterfly 31---a hippo COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT Black--------cuz that bitch diserved it! Pink---------cuz im in love yellow----------cuz

What's Your Southern Sign???
I got this from a friend's blog. Hope you like it! WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN? Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need symbols that all true Southerners understand: See the list below... OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good each day if you try. CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and y

Move On
i feel another house of doom another broken down thing a vision of bad things to come face down out in the rain I dont think life will let loose of the grip it has on me I dont think it will allow me peace and serenity I can feel that something happened I know its just not right and even if youre here holding me tonight when we turn out the light It wont be the same because something has gone wrong like a verse from a sad song you took the chance to move on

Hello From A Bikini Photographer In Cancun
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Music- Hoobastank
last night i went to the hoobastank concert, agent sparks opened, theyre from la and the rocked! i love thier music and they were lots of fun. after them was halifax, not bad. they interacted with the crowd alot. then came hoobastank, sweet concert. loved it. music is as good live as it on cd or video. so see when theyre coming your way, and go!

"he's A Loser." She Said.
David Bowie put it best: "How you turned my world, You precious thing You starve and near exhaust me Everything I've done, I've done for You I move the stars for no one. You've run so long You've run so far Your eyes can be so cruel Just as I can be so cruel Though I do believe in You Yes I do Live without the sunlight Love without your heartbeat I, I can't live within You I can't live within You I, I can't live within You" And with that, I'm done. No more.

Here's One For All Yall Churchy People.
If god is so mercyful and kind, why does he watch us as if we were ants in an ant farm, and he's that kid with the magnifying glass waiting for the right pitch of the sun so he can burn us all?! God is a fraud! Whatever it is that christians beleive in is a falsity, it just plain does not exist, or it just doesn't exist in the way most people think! After all, if God were a kind and loving, well god. Why would he sit there and magnify the light from the sun so that he could burn every last one of us into a crisp, instead of helping us in our lives to have a more..satisfying existance?!

Perfection.
A human fantasy conceived to make us all feel better, and strive for something that does not exist for nothing is ever perfect for there is always a flaw within the intricate design of life. The closest thing to perfection is to act and behave in every way that you normally would, thus acheiving what some would call a balanced 'perfection' of morality. Thursday June 1, 2006 - 09:01pm (MDT) Edit | Delete | Permanent Link | 0 Comments

Verdanna's Diary - Part 2
April 21/06 (11:30 am) I was up at 5 am this morning. I just couldn’t sleep anymore. I was dressed and ready to go hours before the limo buzzed me from downstairs. As cute as this studio apartment was, I was not going to miss it one little bit. Since I’d given up my apartment when I accepted this reality show thing, I’d reserved a room at the Sharmont, a nice hotel downtown. That would have to be home for now. I entertained myself my thinking of all the fucking I was going to be doing for the next while. For as long as I wanted really. My contract was up today and I could run out onto the street and fuck the first person that passed my doorstep if I wanted to. But I wanted to have that check in my hands first and I wasn’t going to take any chances. I’d worked damn hard not fucking around. But there were some pretty raunchy thoughts running through my head this morning I tell you. I was thinking about sucking off the limo driver, eating the receptionist out (the one tha

A Moment Of Passion
A moment of passion so easily shared, with no fear or regret. The memories flood through my mind, a moment of passion I'll never forget. A moment of passion is like a drug, it takes me so high. Needing to get another fix, a moment of passion can never lie A moment of passion when we are alone, you desire it too. Unable to control it, a moment of passion shared with you.

Getting Even
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty Cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him El-Take-O." They love to hate each other And constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see him A side door opened and in leaned the vet

Yeah Right
How pretty are you? You are gorgeous!!!Congradulations! You are more than just beautiful, you are GORGEOUS! You love to buy pretty clothes, but sometimes you spend a fortune! Lol. Well overal, you have a good personality, unless you are a mean snob.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com Ha Ha ...Yeah Right!!!

1st Time
Your First Time SurveyTake This Survey at NaughtyQ.comWhen was your first kiss?when i was 13When was your first erotic touch?when i was 13When was your first orgasm?when i was 16When was the first time you were naked in front of someone?when i was 17When was the first time you saw someone naked?when i was 17When did you have sex for the first time?my 17th birthday

17 Seconds
> In the same way that there is not an instant wanted thing manifesting in your experience, there is not instant unwanted thing happening in your experience. It takes some adapting to vibrations. If you've managed to hold anything, wanted or unwanted, for 17 seconds -- there is a coalescing of thought that takes you a little closer to the vibration of whatever you are turning your attention to. Those 17 second increments, are not discernable. And that's why, when you get into that place, it feels like instant manifestation. J ust like when you get into that negative place, it feels like instant manifestation. It's like, "Where did that come from? Seemed like it just sort of snuck up on me," instead of snuck up over a long time. ~Abraham www.abraham-hicks.com

The Master Of Puppets Is Pulling The Strings...
Yes, here's week 2 of my weekly Song Of The Week. This weeks song is my screen name MASTER OF PUPPETS by Metallica Song Name - Master Of Puppets Artist - Metallica Album - Master Of Puppets Song Number - 2 of 8 Song Length - 8:35 Lyrics End of passion play, crumbling away I'm your source of self-destruction Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear Leading on your death's construction Taste me, you will see More is all you need You're dedicated to How I'm killing you Come crawling faster Obey your master Your life burns faster Obey your master Master Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream Master Master Needlework the way, never you betray Life of death becoming clearer Pain monopoly, ritual misery Chop your breakfast on a mirror Tas

“basehead Attack”
“Basehead Attack” So there I was watching Sanford and Son, working the graveyard shift. At a party store, rolling a spliff. I'm behind the Glass I see crack heads all night. But tonight the moon is red and shit ain't felling right. My first sight was a base head Trying to break into my car. In plain view too, I ran out with a crowbar hammered it upside his cranium, he fell over Dead, but no blood, only dust; he's a fucking base head. Here comes another one jumping out of a tree, but I ain't even Have to move, he missed by like 20 feet. He slammed down on the pavement, I quicked started kicking. Beat him with the Crowbar 'til he finally stopped twitching. Look behind me, seen another zombie in the register. I'm use to shooting em off From begging from the customers, but now I gotta reach up under the seat and grab the hand-ax. Whipped it from there and Stuck it into his back. THE ATTACK OF THE BASEHEADS! They on a Mission They Always On the Hunt for Something They alwa

“nothin' But A Bitch”
“Nothin' But A Bitch” [Violent J] Straight out of Warren, bitch you a joke Sucking so much dick your fucking lips smoke With your silly ass pretty boy rap Be muggin and thuggin sittin on Dre's lap. [Shaggy 2 Dope] Pull a gat on my thug, no bullets or nothing, you shaking, stumbling, nervous, fumbling, scared to death, screamin for help, So damn shook you almost shot yourself. [J] Little radio thug with your preppy smile, Got everybody hoppin outta 35 miles, tellin us we fake Little faggot (?), I'ma knock your teeth out the back of your neck. [Shaggy (Violent J)] You might have little girls cryin and shit, But the detroit thugs aint buying your shit. (Run your ass back to Dr Dre and open your butt) Little groupie ass boy get fucked! [Chorus - J] Dumbass (Dumbass), Bitchass (Bitchass), Weakass (Weakass), BEEEAAAAAATCH! Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch) Eminem ain't nothing but a bitch (bitch) Weakass (Markass), P

“ol' Evil Eye”
“Ol' Evil Eye” "Start the movie." "I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye. Yes, it was this. One of his eyes resembled that of a vulture. A pale, blue eye with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold. And so, by degrees, very gradually, I made up my mind to take the life of the old man and thus rid myself of the eye forever." So I'm headed door to door With my grandmother's cookie jar I'm sellin' cookies, 12 for a dollar I ring the doorbell, nobody wants any I resort to goin' cheaper - 2 for a penny Anybody, everybody, they hate me I can tell when they spit and degrade me There's only one house left, the last on the block Old Man Willie on the hilltop I ring the doorbell, the door creeps open And there it was starin' and scopin' The man's left eye, red, big, and drippin' I was trippin'. "Ahh, seeya!" I ran home. I couldn't stop thinking Abou

Mirror Girl
She knows that you can't hear her words screaming out At you behind the glass She is at loss at figuring out what to do when you're clearly there But still so distant She can close her eyes and wish for all this to pass It still doesn't relieve her dreams She is at loss at figuring out what to do when reality hurts too much But her life is too far away She fractures the glass veins of broken pieces scattered the surface The mirror still holds She is at loss at figuring out how to get through the past that holds her But it won't surrender She wishes that you would take the time to wonder where she has gone But he never looks back She is at loss muddled in the feelings that she thought you had for her But she doesn't want to give up She wants to know why she is always stuck here behind the glass And not out there She is at loss in figuring out what separates her from anyone else But she doesn't really want the truth She wants to stop crying the lamentati

The Gathering
Originally Posted by CHRISK THE GATHERING We gathered together with the bounty of the Lord's blessing Sitting round a table with turkey and dressing A thought did occur to me The greatest gift is our family To be sitting at a table of plenty. I'm reminded of those without any I know realize, I know this to be true The times of our lives our seldom and few So we forgive all our feuds from the past We grow older and know, our days go to fast We think of our loved ones far away, wishing they were home for the holiday Perhaps,we ourselves wish we were with our family and friends To be longing for home , the loneliness descends I now know, no matter how far I should roam My heart will forever be longing for home chris

Hm
01. My hair is still its natural color. 02. I have eaten till I've thrown up. 03. I get annoyed when I don't get to finish telling a story. 04. I like to wear pink. 05. Sometimes I wish I could do something really well. 06. I drink a lot of water. 08. I like musicians. 09. I'm such a health freak. 10. I love taking pictures. 11. I have really tiny wrists. 12. I can identify some close friends by smell. that would be weird... 13. I'm far too nice. 14. I hate when people confuse "your" and "you're" 15. I think dorkiness is attractive. 16. I've never had a fake screen name. 17. I wish I had a pug. ferret 18. I miss middle high school. 19. I have pretty good eating habits. 20. I have a hard time making up my mind sometimes. 21. I wish my hair naturally curled. UGH! I HATE IT! 22. I can't live without chapstick. I wish I could sing. 24. I like classical music. Striped pants are hot. 26. I think Skylar is a cool name. 27. I usually don't get sarcasm. 28. I w

All I Want To Be
Ive seen you standin by the stage you always get in free return each night we play just to see me ill bet your friends all think that youre a little crazy I can see it in your eye when you look at me it aint music on your mind or the way I sing you wanna get to know me in a biblical way and wake up in the mornin layin next to me but i dont know if you can plainly see that its not love I want or love i need I need a good ole time and to just be me I need to live it up and be a little carefree I think this time I just need to be me baby I hope that you can see I think im finally all that I want to be

A Day In The Life Of A Dispatcher
I leave my home and my family too To go to the station my job to do, My kids don't know when I'll work or I wont My schedule's so crazy I sometimes don't! It's hard to leave when my family's at home But this shift will soon change, it won't be long. I walk in the door and the first thing I see Is the dispatcher on duty just before me. With a quick rundown of the day's events, A sympathetic smile and a couple of hints, She's out the door and back to her life And I whisper a prayer for safety tonight. My two worlds are different in so many ways The language we speak, the things that we say. At home it's, "Mom, can I have some more, please?" And here, it's 10-4 and 10-29P's. Though different at times they're similar too Because someone's life is depending on you. You answer the phone call after call - A lost dog, a found cat, or nothing at all. Then the phone rings and the voice on the line Is screaming for help and you know that it's time Your Training takes o

*where Would I Be W/o Blogthings 2analyze My Personality? Heehee*
You Are 58% Passionate, 42% Compassionate You possess an ideal balance of passion and compassion. You definitely can get swept away and lose your head a little. But you're rarely a fool for love! Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?

Change
“Let us suppose that there are two sorts of existences – one seen, the other unseen. The seen is the changing, and the unseen is the unchanging.” -Socrates (470?-399 B.C.) We see change everyday. We see it in the seasons, the weather, in our rapidly growing children! The nature of life is to grow, and in that growth is change. And then there is the constant in our lives, the one thing that is always there, unseen, yet unchanging, and that is Spirit. As we go about our busy lives, adjusting to the changes that occur all around us, we can find comfort and peace in the stillness knowing that this is where all of life, all of creation, is connected.

Rating My Pics
WOW what can I say. I want to THANK EACH and EVERY ONE of YOU PERSONALLY but it's so hard when they come as fast as I blink.. I am not doing this for points trust me..The kind words and gestures means a lot.. SO THANKS YOU LADIES AND GENTS FOR THE COMPLIMENTS from the BTM of my HUMBLE HEART since I can't reach out to you all individually and do a shout out as fast as they come.. SO THIS IS FOR YOU ALL Courtesy of MsTags.com Hugs and Smooches.. Keeping it real MO

I Hate
STUPID PEOPLE. Seriously get a fucking clue dipshits. Then you get people saying oh you blocked me, if i blocked you genious how the fuck can you contact me? Or see shit i write? You couldnt dummy. I hate people. Exspecially people who just dont have a clue. Get one, if not ill buy you one. Im pretty sure they sell them at walmart. And if they dont, they SHOULD. Grow up. Morons. ♥ Have a great day.

Christ Can This Week Get Any Better?
So yea Sunday my buddy Ims me Says him and his gf of over 4 years breaks up Hes pretty broke up and rightfully so that was a kick in the teeth for him. Yesterday (Wednesday) I get a call 9 am to check a link on the Local news website My friend has been arrested For abandoning her baby No one knew she was pregnant From what i hear and its not her ya know i looked at a recent pic that they put on there its not her she looks so weary and torn and looks like she dont know right from wrong right now Im totally p9issed that shed do something like that but i feel sorry to she a friend and it hurts seein her down like she is I hope that everything will be ok for her i know shes not a monster evern tho she dids a horrible thing Can it get any better? I say no End Rant

Run Over By Gansters In Oakland
here is my whole story from the beginning i travelled back to oakland for my birthday and to see my friend chris his band play, which is my fav band at the moment SANGRE ETERNA day 1 friday night 3 february 2006 ------------------------------------------------ Went out on friday night, first to the east bay rats bikersclub for a BBQ after that i met up with ppl at the silver lion punkbar My friends were there, sean smithson,sean mcgrath and christy We deceded to call it a night and sean was gonna drop us all off first one dropped off was christy, she just moved down to oakland 7 days ago from santa cruz Anyways we dropp her off, when right in front of her house 7 kids were beating up another kid up kicking and punching him on the middle of the road we pulled over, since we already had to be there for christy,we got out of the car,screamed at the kids to stop that shit,when they`(about 7 or so of them) ran away. sean mcgrath and me walked up to the beatup kid to see if he

What I Like...
Recently a few men have asked me what I like (all hell, they always ask), so here is the jest of it all. I like a man to take charge of me, show me he's glad to be with me while treating me like a lady. I remember one guy from here made me feel like a delicate flower, and increased the intensive of our play as the rhyme increased. After holding my head while kissing me, he held my body close to him and I felt the lust building. Not just the horny feelings, but true lust. He showed me he was all man, and "HE" was going to take care of me for the night. I relaxed in his arms and felt like tons of water was being lifted off my body. Next I remember was the way he kissed every inch of my body and explored me as if he had never seen a woman before caresses,light kisses and a lot of touching. When he first entered me, he held the sides of my head so that I was looking him straight in the eyes and I felt my wet pussy glide his cock right in. He had eaten me so thoroughly, that I felt my cum

Aquarius About Your Sign...
Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "Be open to truth, from whatever source it comes," and are

Please Send This On Asap
Please send this on ASAP!!! Ever wonder about the abbreviation A.S.A.P.? Generally we think of it in terms of even more hurry and stress in our lives. Maybe if we think of this abbreviation in a different manner, we will begin to find a new way to deal with those rough days along the way. ************* There's work to do, deadlines to meet; You've got no time to spare, But as you hurry and scurry- ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER In the midst of family chaos, "Quality time" is rare. Do your best; let God do the rest- ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER. It may seem like your worries Are more than you can bear. Slow down and take a breather- ASAP - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER God knows how stressful life is; He wants to ease our cares, And He'll respond to all your needs A.S.A.P. - ALWAYS SAY A PRAYER.

Mod Contest
Hey folks... in another art comp... Pls leave some comments when u have time if u like my mod :) Thanks in advance!! Click on the pic below to get to it or go to : http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=106385&albumid=125922&i=1156429884# Much ♥!!!

Oasis Of Lust...
We walked into the garden hand in hand; such a beautiful day. You picked a flower, we shared the smell, then placed it in my hair. Your pause, stand back and look at me, which took me by surprise; I wonder what you see... You took me into your arms and squeezed me with desire, your lips finding my neck, and claiming their place. Your hands fonded my breast on my clothes, and then found their way to the buttons yet you stopped. You look around and spot a place in the tall grass, lead me to it, and tenderly lay me down. Leaning over me with the sun behind your head puts a bright halo into effect, and the tender way your touching me feels as a dream might. The sun warming our bodies, the bees buzzing around us. The smell delighting us. You slip your hand under my top and instead of unbuttoning, you lightly pull my top apart. Without a bra, my breast beam into the sun light and your mouth moisten my nipples as a plant might need water. Your hands drift to my short and pull them off withou

Over Where The Night Sky Sleeps
Over the hills and streets over the sun and night sky there you must be asleep when i wake up with a yawn to answer your call when ever i go to school i think of you asleep and when am asleep you must be dreaming about me while your awake in reality when will i see you dear sweet one? when will your plane drop you down next to me? i just can't wait cause it always makes me wonder what are you doing over there where the night sky fall asleep?

Breath
hearing you there softly breathing seeing the moon shine on you seeing such beauty i gasp in suprise illuminated by my love for you knowing what i see knowing what is right softly i kiss you on your cheek cuddles close holding you to me for i have reached heaven cause you are here with me

Naughty Horoscope - I Am Taurus An It Is True
Sex horoscope Virgo- August 23 to September 23 This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be pun

West Of The Fall
I keep telling you That you’ll be Alright That things will Be fine I ain’t so Sure About me I can’t ask you To stay Or get in Your way You need to Test your wings You need to Experience things That are only Stories To you now My soul weeps My windows are Wet I’m glad I Have you to Miss I look forward To more moments I’ll never forget My dreams are not crushed Cuz forever is Now So I’ll just Love you forever And still love you Right now

The Place
Native Americans do not worship the land; they see the land as an expression of the Creator. Treating the earth with the same respect and love that a person shows his or her mother is a way of giving thanks to the Creator for the gift of being alive. To Native Americans, the earth is sacred... a living entity that exists for the benefit of all forms of life. The earth plays a central role in the lives of Indians, as stated by Annie Peaches, (Apache elder): "The land is always stalking people. The land makes people live right. The land looks after us. The idea of dividing landscape into plots of individually owned land is a concept alien to Native Americans. That is why the Indians could not understand when the Pilgrims built fences to define property lines. How could anyone own the earth? Non-Indians tend to think of themselves as separate from the earth; it is something to be mastered. They think in terms of owning land... of land as a commodity. Even the word "frontier" is base

My Heart Will Go On
Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you That is how I know you go on. Far across the distance and spaces between us You have come to show you go on. Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on. Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on. Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime And never let go till we're gone. Love was when I loved you One true time I hold you In my life we'll always go on. Near, far wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on. Once more, you open the door And you're hear in my heart And my heart will go on and on. You're here, there's nothing I fear And I know that my heart will go on. We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on.

I Need You Here
It feels like you’re a million miles away. But I feel your touch like your right by my side. My passion grows for you, No matter what keeps us apart. While I sleep I slide my hand on to the other side of the bed and feel you lying there. I sensuality kiss your neck, While I slide my hand down your chest. Slowly stroking your dick. While you’re getting hard, My tongue starts to creep down your neck. On to your chest, Past your waist and on your head, Making myself wet I the process. It feels like you’re a million miles away. And passion grows no matter what goes on outside my mind. I dream of you stroking my breasts with your tongue, Holding me closer with every movement I make. Making my legs shake and my pulse elevate. Is this for real or a dream that feels great? As you pull me closer, I tell you I love you. Your figure then starts to fade. Tears run down my face. As I awake I notice. It feels like you’re a million miles away. But I f

Lollipop
Lollipop hard candy on a stick Long stem that’s smooth and slick Hold it and with tongue you flick And slowly begin to lick Lollipop licking or so I’m told Is enjoyed by both young and old Public licking is rather bold Lollipop licking a sight to behold Some say its best if you lick it slow Or start it from down below To me if rhythm is true to flow My cheeks will be all aglow Now lollipop licking is a science For a lollipop is not just some appliance If you Need practice I’ll form an alliance To help you achieve strict compliance

We Needs
All we need is just a little space a soft place to land each day All I Need is to see your face and melt when I hear you say. . . Oh bebe I love you forever take my hand and take me away Oh bebe I love you so deeply and in my heart is where you'll stay All we need is a favorable season a time to be together again All we need is just one good reason to take wing and never be seen again Oh bebe I need feel you beside me to make me whole and to make smile Oh bebe I need you here beside me at the end of the trip of so many miles We need to be all alone together We need a place to make our stand We need a place to call home dear A place where I can take your hand Oh bebe say you need me inside you to melt the cold harsh life we had led Oh bebe I need to be there inside you making sweet love in our wedding bed

Cussing
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replied, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerio

In Service
My temptress, goddess, friend and wife I long for your soft lips upon my burning skin to take you, possess you, make you mine warm flesh pressed so close onto our bed your master and slave in love's sweet service in sweet surrender to love's sublime call Lay beside me, moan for me, a hungry melody pinked cheeks made with such tender care cupped hand on your sweet round rump in time hours pass in our journey to that secret place where we flow like river currents entwined twin streams bound tightly by true love Your back arches, in sweet surrender you belong to me forever my little one your mountain strong until the end of time I shall protect you and never let you go I cherish the gift you bring to me so freely that you win my heart and I cry your name We are both bound tight in this dance for I am a slave to you in love's service bound to you forever body and soul as you are my love slave forevermore sweet surrender to love's seductive call two wild hearts

Tattoo Contest
I don't do contests! However, I am entered in DJ Coldfire's Tattoo Contest. I am not going to do the whole hysteria bit. There are others with far more intricate tattoos than mine who deserve to win this. Vote for me if you would like to, don't even worry about bombing my picture! We have better things to be doing, frankly. Or we should have. I entered to participate! That is sufficient for me.

The Silent Soldier
The Silent Soldier I wear no uniforms, no blues or greens. But, I am in the military, in the ranks rarely seen. I have no rank upon my shoulders. Salutes I do not give. But the military world is where I live. I am not in the chain of command, orders I do not get. But, my husband is the one who does, this I cannot forget. I'm not the one who fires a weapon, who puts his life on the line. But, my job is just as tough, I am the one left behind. My husband is a patriot, a brave pride filled man. And the call to serve his country, not all can understand. Behind the lines, I see things needed to keep this country free. My husband makes the sacrifice, but so do our kids and me. I love the man I married. Soldiering is his life. But, I stand among the silent ranks known as THE MILITARY WIFE.

Bcs= Bullshit College Standings
After 14 weeks of some of the best college football games ever played the National Championship Game has been decided. On January 8th at 8pm The Ohio State Buckeyes (12-0) will face the...wait for it...FLorida Gators (12-1)So this is it huh? OSU-Florida? Florida coach Urban Meyer has been quite vocal over the last 5 weeks concentrating mainly on blasting the Michigan Wolverines whose only loss happens to be at the hands of the only undefeated team in the country..Ohio State (technically Boise STate is undefeated but really how much weight does that carry?)Ok Urban...you got what you wanted I just hope that when the Buckeyes lay a 62 point ass kicking down on you and your gators you have the decency to admit that your team really isnt all that great. This is going to be the biggest embarrassment in BCS history and I cant wait. Later on I will have a blog detailing all 5 bowl championship series bowls

To My Soul
I feel you trapped in a breaking heart your roof caving I feel you crying out to me pleading me to stop I feel you beating agains red red walls ever weakening I feel you your shining tears salt water leaking into blood I'm sorry Do you feel me trapped in a caving world my life caving over my head? Do you feel me crying to God wishing I could stop? Do you feel me beating my tolerant pillow with pent-up anger? Do you feel me crying crying when no one will hear? Is it too much? Perhaps you wouldn't mind your slow suffocation if I gave you a way out go escape see what only souls can see go through the open wound bleeding on my wrist

Showin Some Love To All,and I Mean All Da Ladies In Da House
To all the girls Ive loved before Who travelled in and out my door Im glad they came along I dedicate this song To all the girls Ive loved before To all the girls I once caressed And may I say Ive held the best For helping me to grow I owe a lot I know To all the girls Ive loved before The winds of change are always blowing And every time I try to stay The winds of change continue blowing And they just carry me away To all the girls who shared my life Who now are someone elses wives Im glad they came along I dedicate this song To all the girls Ive loved before To all the girls who cared for me Who filled my nights with ecstasy They live within my heart Ill always be a part Of all the girls Ive loved before The winds of change are always blowing And every time I try to stay The winds of change continue blowing And they just carry me away To all the girls weve loved before Who travelled in and out our doors Were glad they came along We dedicate

Sweet Moments
Sweet moments spent snuggled in your arms constant beat of a loving heart, Resonating loudly in my ears. Rhythmic rise and fall of lifes breath, lying listening, feeling. Intriguing me making me feel when all was numb awakening me to all those lost tingles that was once in me, again now are watching as your eyes move in dream, wondering if its I you are dreaming of?...........my eyes never wanting to close, for I know that with dawns light all will be lost. nothing being the same!!!! Never holding you close, kissing those sweet lips. No more snuggles for me will come, NO MORE! A stabbing pain feels me now and I weep on the inside for the loss of this fantasy, gone in a ray of light, never to return. my loss great my pain unbearable, the weight of this realization seems to be crushing me my sweet i want you today tomorrow I want you forever....But this will never be i no my place with you In your heart I will never be I can accept!? I can deal!? But I know these moments s

New Friend And Family Member!
I have to shout this!! Please welcome Stella to the fold. She is actually my best friend and the one who took all my wonderful photos. Please stop by to welcome her, give her some love. She is a poet and an artist, so look forward to interesting things from her in time. Welcome, my friend and Sister! Hugs!!

Relieve Lifes Burdens
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. Never buy a car you can't push. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. The second mouse gets the cheese. When everything's coming your way, y

Invest Your Attention
Tuesday, December 5, 2006 Invest your attention You are always highly attentive to something. Though the object of your attention may change quickly and often, at any given moment your attention is focused on one particular thing or another. You have the ability for long and consistent focus if you so choose, and you also have the ability to go with the flow of the moment. Both abilities can be extremely valuable in their own ways. The important thing is that the object of your attention is yours to decide. It cannot be forced upon you by anything other than your own choice. Look back at the various ways you've spent your attention, and consider what those choices have brought you. Use your experience as a guide when you select where to invest your attention in each moment. The possibilities available to you depend upon which direction you look. Think of the kinds of places where you've found real and lasting value in the past, and you'll know where to look. There

The Patriot Act, And Other Illegal Activities
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right - Thomas Paine January 10, 1776 Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. -Thomas jefferson September 27, 1760 Sigh, anyway, according to the patriot act the founding fathers were terrorists, something to think about

How To Make A Woman Feel Comfortable
How To Make A Woman Feel Comfortable >One of the most important skills to learn when you're learning to meet women is the skill of creating "chemistry" or "sexual tension" using your COMMUNICATION SKILLS only. And the FASTEST way to learn this amazing ability is THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/ ***SUCCESS STORY*** Dear Dave, I give you gratitude in SPADES. Now fully converted against the way of the WUSSY, my knowledge is expanding like Oprah's waistline. For your entertainment, Jedi Master, I bring you my latest tale of triumph (your loyal band of apprentices could put this to use as well).... three moons ago I found myself in a familiar terrain (an alcohol infused celebration inside a residential dwelling)...but this time my noggin was armed with Dave's boost of mackishness. 5 minutes after arrival, my optical sockets fell upon the physical structure of a quite genetically fortunate feminine specimen (about a

Relationships
I don't know what to do Current mood: worried I don't know where to begin with this whole situation. I'm going to try my best to explain as much as possible, but I honestly don't know where to begin. Ryan and I have been dating for about 5 ½ months now. When we first started dating things were great. Over the summer the two of us fell in love. I had never been happier and you couldn't get me to wipe the smile off my face even for a moment. Nothing could have penetrated this protective bubble we created. The summer was great and we hardly fought at all, except for the occasionally bickering session. But then as fall approached, Ryan found himself falling into debt with his bank. This threw him into a state of depression. Things continued to worsen and are still getting worse, even now. His car broke down and he has no money to repair it. His license was revoked because he couldn't pay one of his tickets. He continued to get more and more depressed a

The Passing Storm
The Passing Storm (The way it was meant to be recorded) Greetings, Some of you know that I recorded a cancer benefit cd a few years ago called the Passing Storm. Ive always been self conscious about my vocals on that cd and It has always fallen short. The music is good no doubt but I had bigger plans for it when I set out to record it and due to lack of funding couldnt acheive those plans. I feel that the time is right now to perform the songs and record the vocals the way I always dreamed. It is with great pleasure and a certain amount of nervousness that I announce my plans to re-record the Passing Storm with an intro and a few bonus songs. This will take me a great while to do as the lack of funding is still an issue but the time is right and my heart is in the right place for this to happen. The track listing is below and I will keep updates when possible. 1. Intro 2. The Dark Ride 3. When Angels Cry 4. Carpe Diem 5.Thought I knew it all 6.One Kidney 7. I Am 8. Hel

I Hope We Can Remain Friends Forever Till The End Of Eternity
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE W ROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN

Have You Ever...
1. Smoked. - yeah... 2. Tried/drank alcohol. - who hasnt? 3. Cried when someone died.- many times 4. Been drunk.- me and michelle's favorite thing 5. Had sex. - yep yep 6. Been to a concert. - yeah a few years ago 7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. - yeah - given 8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. - yeah -given 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. - both... 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. verbally... who hasnt really? 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. - yeah 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.- no 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. - once... regret it 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.- many times... 15. Been to homecoming. - yeah... hated it 16. Cried at school. - yeah... when i found out joey died 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. - once!! it wasnt fun 18. Went streaking.- not yet 19. Given or received a lap dance. - yes, both 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. - o

$20.00 Bill
Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But

Story Behind My Stitches
Some background - at work I am a parts driver for a big car dealer (Honda, Volvo, Infiniti), delivering parts to their wholesale accounts (other shops). Last Tue at work, the mexican over at Honda had a frame rail laying across some hoods and panels. I needed to get to a couple of those panels, so asked Julio to move the frame rail. He does move the frame rail, and puts it on the ground. As I'm pulling one of those panels out, I hit that frame rail with the inside of my right ankle. A couple mins later I look down, and see my sock is red, so I pull my sock to the side, to see a deep cut. I instantly knew this would need stitches, and let my boss know. He sent me with one of the other drivers over to the hospital, to get it checked out, and they too said it would need stitches. Six stitches actually. After they were done sewing me up, they said I could not drive, at least until the stitches come out. So I had it arranged at work that one of the other drivers who lives somewhat clo

Prayer For Those Who Are Contemplating Suicide
O God of eternal life, bless all who contemplate taking their own life. Grant them peace from the internal fears and doubts, from the turmoil of failures, from the pain and suffering in their souls. Endow them with hope for the days ahead, courage to make new beginnings, and love to strengthen their resolve to live. In Jesus' Name,the one who beleives we were worth dying for, Amen

Contest!!!
I didnt want to stoop this far to ask all my friends to do this for me.. but.. i guess the bulletin board isnt workin.. soo ill try this out. Im in a contest for best morph and in second place was in first. behind over 1k in votes. I would appriciate it if all my friends could go there and bomb the fuck out of me. I know i have alot more friends on my list soo come on peeps bomb me plz..!! Ends tomorrow at 1pm eastern time.. no rules just bomb away!!!

Soulshine
When you cant find the light, That got you through the cloudy days, When the stars aint shinin bright, You feel like youve lost youre way, When those candle lights of home, Burn so very far away, Well you got to let your soul shine, Just like my daddy used to say. [chorus] He used to say soulshine, Its better than sunshine, Its better than moonshine, Damn sure better than rain. Hey now people dont mind, We all get this way sometime, Got to let your soul shine, shine till the break of day. I grew up thinkin that I had it made, Gonna make it on my own. Life can take the strongest man, Make him feel so alone. Now and then I feel a cold wind, Blowin through my achin bones, I think back to what my daddy said, He said boy, in the darkness before the dawn: [chorus] Let your soul shine, Its better than sunshine, Its better than moonshine, Damn sure better than rain. Yeah now people dont mind, We all get this way sometimes, Gotta let your soul shine, shine t

Thanksgiving Poem
happy thanksgiving dear mom i'm sure you are having a wonderful meal i sure do miss you here i miss you a great deal i imss the many dinners you made for us in your own special way the hours you spent preparing them throughout a long tiresome day many times i took them for granted,but not today as i look back and begin to morn i have to try to remember:rejoice at a death and cry when a baby is born you are no longer suffering,that's what matters it's hard sometimes to remember this;cont.nextblog

Words To Live By
a monologue playing with common sayings that we have all heard before HAVE YOU EVER FEALT LIKE THERE WAS NO WHERE TO GO? LIKE EVERYTHING YOU SAID FELL ON DEAF EARS? YOU ARE NOT ALONE HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED INTO A WINDOW AND WISHED FOR MORE? EVER SEE A HAPPY COUPLE AND WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE IN THEIR SHOES? THEY'VE FELT IT TOO HAVE YOU EVER CRIED FOR NO REASON? OR LOVED SOMEONE SO DEEPLY IT HURT? YES, OTHERS HAVE AS WELL HAVE YOU EVER STARED INTO A MIRROR FOR HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE? OR LOOKED SO DEEPLY INTO SOMEONES EYES THAT YOU FELT AS IF YOU WERE DROWNING? ITS HAPPENED TO US ALL HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? OR HATED SOMEONE OR SOMETHING SO MUCH YOU FELT SICK? AT ONE POINT, EVERYONE HAS HAVE YOU EVER READ THE SAME BOOK 13 TIMES AND STILL CRY AT THE SAME PART? OR YELL AT THE TELEVISOIN WHEN THE REF MAKED A TERRIBLR CALL? YOU HAVE? ITS NORMAL IN MY 24 YEARS OF LIFE, WHICH, IF YOU CONSIDER IT IS NOT REALLY THAT LONG,

....seven Years....
Seven years I've spent trying to dodge the lies living life from joy to meaningless joy filling the void with shameful highs and pretending it's the dream I kept inside I've given into temptation until there's nothing left to surrender and now I only see tearful nights awaiting me as I stare into my future's horizon Because it's just another need to me like the food I eat it's hunger cured with shame and a pain that stains my pillow when I try to rest on those empty nights wasted where I don't belong getting things I'll never need I never beat my demons just changed them ones with smiling faces while carrying promises never meant to be held I pretended everything was fine when I was more broken than ever just a shell of who I could have been and a shadow of what I was before I want to turn and face the truth but how can I fight who I am How can I conquer what I need when I feel it beating within my veins So as I lay here temporarily pacified with

Plz I Need Help From My 1245 Friends!
come on people i have 1294 friends and only a few of them helped me out so far can't a few more step out and help a sister out i really want to win this contest i did 7,000 comments in a matter of an hour i can only ask for help( and boy am i asking...lol) click on my pic to comment thanks maria

Hoo Boy.
Ok, so. Last night I got wasted. No..wait.. -We- got wasted. Mags, Coco, and I. Team Hungover FTW! I said some shit I didn't mean. I said some shit I did mean. I said a lot of shit. So now what do I do? *shrugs* I need more Coke.

Banned From Wal-mart
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior, and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 4: We

Hurt
Next time you feel you have the perfect love, the perfect life ,the perfect job sitt back and remember why ,PAIN , HURT ,LOST LOVE, LIES ,DEATH, LOST JOBS,LOST FRIENDS, becuase without those things we would not know how to LOVE ,LIVE ,LAUGH,OR BE HAPPY so if youve been hurt and your not trusting your own feelings and your a little scared remember you cant be truly happy without a little hurt

'twas The Night Before Christmas (at 7-11)
This is inspired by a true story I spent last Christmas in San Diego. On Christmas Eve, I went over to my friend, Donald’s house. He and his wife, Candy, are my two best friends from law school. Donald lives in this townhouse complex and at the top of the hill is a 7-11 convenience store. Donald likes to drive around the complex and up to the 7-11 in this golf car he bought and modified. So, I’m over there having drinks when we ran out of munchies and booze. So, half-drunk already, we jumped in the golf cart and “drove” up to the 7-11. We walked in and there’s this black guy in a Santa suit buying cigarettes and booze. It inspired me to write a story about it. This is done to the rhythm of ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas.... By the way, before anybody gets bent out of shape about me making fun of a black Santa, it wasn’t so much that as the fact the guy was drunk and buying crap at 7-11. Also, my friend Donald, he’s black. Enjoy: 'Twas the night before Christmas,

What Day Iz It?!!!?!?
long long long LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG feck'n weekend.....one of those that just dragzzzz on an on an on an ON typez......thangz are going great w/ the station...could use a few extra dj'z!!!

Best Way To Kill Paris Hilton
You can either love her or hate her, but either way she's gonna die!! This subject is simple, you can either send pics of Paris Hilton getting killed, make a small 10 Way list. Or just simply add your opinon on the best way to kill Paris Hilton. Extra prop points if you find. ANy Death Games or Video Clips that contain Paris getting randomly killed. Example: CDM. ^_^ My Best random death opinon: CDM Paris Hilton VS. Niccole Richie episode. I love the way she went up in flames!! LOL!! xoxoxox

New Begining
I choke on tears of pain Memories once filled with joy and happiness Slowly drive me insane. I’ve done a lot of thinking It’s brought my me close to snapping, And I feel just like I’m sinking. There’s no one to stand beside me I’ve been abandoned by the one I love I guess not even love is free. However in life I’m trying, Despite my thoughts of suicide, And endless nights of crying. My tears have burned away, And now I taste the ashes, The bitter ashes of yesterday. The taste is gone in seconds, But remains in memory. As my new life beckons Blindly leaping into new life I hope against hope its self. That this one holds less strife

Am I Or Are U
I am exactly what I am And not the way you'ld like to see me be I look outside long as I can Then I close my eyes and watch my world unfold before me I may not lead the simple life I've no love of my own If no one gives me all his heart I'll manage with the load I'm very used to feeling sad It doesn't make me cry And yes I do know how to love

Poem: The Pains Of Love
Within the confines of the human soul... To lie within my void of a technicolor nothing. With you. Because of you. The thin lines, they tell a story. Its a journey to find something that I knew I could never have. The pains and the heartaches of the love that never existed. The wings that you never flew upon. These lines...a never ending race to the beginning. These lines...a race to be the last. The "Once upon a time" nothing. Just you and me...a race to beat time in itself. When nothing else mattered. And these lines...make me feel something that you could never give me. And these lines...they helped me realize something you couldn't. That all in all...through everything...I still have the razors edge and thats all the love I need.

Happy Birthday!!!
Time, It passes, Like sand through your fingers, Like ocean through your toes, Like wind through your hair, Like the fire through your heart, And one day, it stops... That day is the reflection of the day you were born, Transcended into the present, Age becomes a number, Time becomes you, All the beautiful things you lived, All the tears you spared, All the happiness you shared, All the sadness life taught, You look back, And I hope you will smile, For some of us that know you, There is nothing more special than you, Your smile, your thoughts, you... Happy Birthday!

Another Fantasy That I've Hoped For !!!
When someone moves into a new neighborhood, sometimes your new neighbors will stop by with a basket of goodies, or a bottle of wine with some snacks. Just to make you feel welcome. Occasionally, they will leave you alone for months at a time before you even see them, let alone talk to them. This is one such case. I moved into a new townhouse/condo based with mostly an adult group. There were children in the complex but i was told they stay near their end of the units. As i unpacked my random boxes, I decided a 5 minute beer break would do nicely. I stepped onto the deck and surveyed the common. A pool, in full operation, a hot tub big enuff for probably 10 to 15 people gurgled away quietly. Thinking to myself, i had decided that was just the ticket once i had finished for the day. My energy was slowly dwindling, and the hot tub called to me thru the doors and walls. I had had enough for one day and at 9 pm headed for the hot tub. I sank in and felt the dirt and sweat peel off

3-some
My MFM 3 some was fantastic I was on my back with my legs spread wide and Mark was on top of me and inside of me. He came really hard, filling me with his hot cum. Mark climbed off of me and moved up and kneeled by my head so I could lick and suck on his cock. Then Mike climbed on me and inside of me. This put Marks cock right between Mikes lips and mine. I reached up and moved Marks cock so it was between Mikes lips and mine. Mike added his cum to Marks cum inside of me. I love being the cum mixer for two men

Well Christmas Is Around The Corner
well soon it will be christmas and i am getting very excited for it. i love christmas and i hope i get what i want and i know i will. My man went out and got me my presents yestardy and of course i have no idea what it is. but whatever it is it will be great. well got to go hope everyone has a good one

#2 Test:)
Do you like it rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? How do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? What does your favorite fore

Sometimes I Hate Being Female.
I am well aware that it is my own mental shortcomings that have gotten me into this situation but I prefer to blame it upon my two X chromosomes. I swear if I had been lucky enough to have been born a man my life would be so much simpler. Now, don't get me wrong. I understand that being XY has its own challenges. There is the facial hair thing, constant need to fart, higher insurance rates, prostate issues and, most daunting of all, dealing with women. I must say, I've met a lot of women and I realize that most of us are freaking nuts. The one ability that men have (other than falling asleep after sex) that I truly envy is the ease in which they can sleep with someone and not develop feelings for them. That is the crux of my problem. This is an indifference that I have not yet mastered. In fact, I believe it will never be a part of my skill set. For me this really sucks. My last relationship was a nightmare (see my first blog) and am very reluctant to enter

Texas Flood
Texas Flood Yeah so our backroom flooded saturday. I did not find out about it til I got home late saturday night, (really early sunday morning). By then half of the carpet in the backroom was soaked up as well. I stayed up all night soaking it up with towels, throwing them in the dryer and doing it all over again. The water seemed to just keep coming. The appartment that we are in is at the end of the drainage line and there are at least three other apartments hooked up to the same line. So when the plumbing is stopped up, it all backes up into our place. *EWWW GROSSSS!!!* So I stayed up till nine a.m. and called the appartment office and left them a message telling them the problem. Of course they are closed on sunday, so I left a message on the pager. Anyway they called me back later that day and a plumber came and fixed the problem by about 6:00 p.m. By then the entire carpet was soaked again. Well, Ezra and I got the mess all cleaned up again. Even using a

My Christmas Wish From All Of You!!!
The KLUB HOUSE is doing alot to kick off the New Year right and make it a blast!!! We will need your help in doing so!!! Please, if you can donate please do so using the home page directory website page donation button located near the bottom of the page!!! Now please do comment on all this for we need to know what you think and what we can do to make things better!!! Do read all of this and the ones that do repsond and or repost this are my real true friends!!! I dont ask for much just a boost to get this and keep this going!!! Its all I have and I am putting all my time and mony into making something that will be very interesting to all if it is possible!!! So let me start off with all the major big info you may want to know and check out!!! There are several great shows on the station for those that wish to know playing the hits unedited and with live requests taken as well as dedications!!! You can check out the great shows as seen listed bellow and tell us what you think!!! The

Last Night I Learned.....
That If you put diesel fuel in a vehicle that runs on gas, it will still run. It just runs much louder, lots of smoke comes out of the tailpipe, loud backfiring will occur. You will also hear some outrageous rattling going on under the hood of said vehicle. I also learned that putting diesel fuel in a gas vehicle does not make your spouse very happy....especially if his occupation is a mechanic. I saw no reason for all of the confusion...I mean he ISSSSSSSSS a mechanic, so it's not like it cost him anything to drop the fuel tank, drain the diesel fuel, replace the spark plugs....just a little time out of a day. Just think what it would have cost had he not been a mechanic. I just don't understand why I was the only one looking at this situation and laughing until I almost pissed on myself. Anywho....to those of you with a gas vehicle, I don't suggest running diesel fuel. :D

Friends Vs. Biker Friends
FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello" BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will ig

♥ My Intuition ♥
You Are 92% Intuitive Your intuition is so spot on it's scary! You can learn a lot about people and situations, simply by listening to your gut. And you've even wondered if you can predict the future at times. Just be sure not to always listen to your intuition... someday it could be wrong! How Intuitive Are You?

~ Contest On Cherrytap Pretty Nais And Toe Nails ! ~
Attn: Lady's with painted toes or finger nails join my contest and win prizes I count comments and count rates for everyone! starts this friday ends next friday Will be first, second and thrid place winners send me a link to ur pic in my message box and i'll enter you! thanks maria

My Poetry
SOULS LAST SCREAM From the darkened skies the ancient ons come down in a tide of blood and lost sentiment emotions all turn to fear distant eyes stare at no where souls that cry down the seraph song the angels cry the demons sing the demons choir made of every souls last scream the ancient prophecy of chaos and dread raining blood in our dreams minds forever tortured by guilt of conscious in this reign of terror all Hans their heads and await their doom when the world is gone forever the angels cry the demons sing the demons choir made of your last scream.... THE TALES OF A SERIAL KILLER What they found was quiet appalling the corpse was gutted and blood was falling from fingertips grazing the ground it took two weeks before the body was found hung by the feet inverted like the cross carved in her flesh could not erase the site from memory it was too hard the inverted cross was his calling card the second victim was much more severe severed head and blood ever

Burning Whispers Remind Me Of The Days.
When passion's lost, and all the trust is gone, way too far for way too long. Children crying, cast out and neglected... only in a world so cold, only in a world this cold. Hold the hand of your best friend, look into their eyes, then watch them drift away. Some might say we've done the wrong things for way too long, for way too long... Fever inside the storm, so I'm turning away. Away from the name (calling your names) Away from the stones (throw sticks and stones) Cause I'm through mending the wounds of us. Keep your thorns, cause I'm running away. Away from the games (fucking head games) Away from the space (hate this head space) The circumstances of a world so cold... Burning whispers remind me of the days. I was left alone in a world this cold. Guilty of the same things, provoked by the cause. I'm left alone in a world so cold! Fever inside the storm, so I'm turning away. Away from the name (calling your names) Away from the stones (throw sticks and stones) Caus

Sexual Horoscope
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Read These Thoughts On Sex!!!!
Some Thoughts on Sex "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chiefly among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson " Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) "Ah, yes, divorce, from t

My Sense Of Humour...
These just crack me up.... I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said,"Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is." I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue, and I couldn't put it down. My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?? I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." So I was in the jungle and there was this monkey with a tin opener. I said, "You don't need a tin opener to peel a banana." He said, "No, this is for the custard." This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me." So this lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster. So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. S

Bar Troubleshooting Chart
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to gent's room, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about its house training. Demand beer. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: M

Need Help
My grandma is in surgery right now. They think she may have colon cancer. We almost lost her in Feb. and now this. I have lost a great aunt and aunt this year so far. I am asking for everyone to pray or whatever you may do to help make sure my grandma pulls through. Thanks for all your support!!

"exhale"
From Soul to Soul and Heart to Heart Few are the seconds that our minds are apart. Your face still lingers long after your gaze, Your haunting eyes set my heart all ablaze. When the sea of man's desire is amidst a great storm, Your gentle embrace brings a peace that is warm. three weeks have now passed since your voice I first hear. Many more will sure come as we grow ever near. What a journey it's been my sweet other half, And by the look of the stars there's much more to last. As I've oft' said love's to small a sound To explain this wild enchantment the two of us found.

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are A Cypress Tree You are strong, adaptable, and striving to be content. You're good at taking what life has to give - even if you don't like it. A passionate lover who can't be satisfied, you are quick tempered at times. You hate loneliness, want love and affection, and need to be needed. A bit of a live wire, you love to gain knowledge any cost... and you can be careless at times. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Nobody
Nobody wants To dance with the beautiful girl Nobody thinks That she is really beautiful She runs her tongue across her Painted lips Touches her hair and Smiles from her safe place Nobody sees The thoughts of the beautiful girl Nobody knows The place where she is hiding She doesnt seem to notice as they All stand back Her dress slips off her shoulder Shes dancing on the Dance floor all alone Nobody likes The scars on the beautiful girl Nobody wants To see the pain that clearly She lets them show like patchwork Foreign patterns on her body They make a startling contrast With her sharp stilletto heels Nobody dares Get close to the beautiful girl

Best Band , Come Vote =)
I tried to remember the most popular bands from back in the 80's or around that era. Have fun, vote , send me a message if you feel i should add someone ill let this run till the new year to see who was "THE band". Vote as often as you wish. enjoy guys. http://www.cherrytap.com/images.php?u=371784&albumid=148639

New Drugs For Woman Lol
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You mak

Notice To All Contestants In Sexiest Daddy Contest
PLEASE INFORM YOUR VOTERS ABOUT RULE #1 (COMMENTS DO NOT COUNT IN THIS ROUND) LOOK IN BLOG. I WILL BE POSTING THESE IN A BULLETIN IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE.... HUGS

What Kind Of Person Are You?
You scored as Shy. Your shy. Lots of people are. Please rate my quiz!!Shy75%Nice63%Immature44%Fun44%Outgoing25%Dramatic6%mean0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

What My "friend" Did
Last night I had a little get together. We were drinking and got a little wild, took a lot of pictures that could totally be blackmail pictures. I woke up today to go through pics but I couldn't find my camera. I looked all over my house I had my boyfriend moving furniture and what not but it was no where to be found. So I threw on some clothes drove over to my friends where one of the guys from the night before was... so this guy came over to my house acted like my friend drank my shit and was so sweet to me and has always been sweet to me. Well to make a long story short that piece of shit stole my camera; and i know this because that is the only way it could have got in my friends bathroom. Well when my friend found it in her bathroom and came over to give it me I walked back over to her apartment and told Bradon Allen (that's his name) what a god damn low life bitch he was but of course he denied it, but after my friend kicked him out of her house and I told him the cops were be

Bulletins
It does to occasionally remind people, and to inform new friends, that I only very, very occasionally drop into the "bulletin" section, and that it isn't on my site "front page". (Might even post this as one, really.) I'll often read or read and repost a bulletin if asked in an e-mail or shout, and I'll drop in occasionally anyway, but if you care about my reading something I'll read the blogs. At least, until the noise-to-signal ratio of the blogs becomes as high as it is in the bulletin section, too. (Or vice versa?)

Unloved
Unloved My continued existence has no real meaning In this so utterly hopeless state of being Could it be I was meant to be alone? By myself, with no one to call my own I have lost the one who's most dear to me How? How, could this be my destiny? My life is a wasteland, of love it is devoid Why is it always suffering I cannot avoid Happiness merely a figment of my imagination Walking a path alone is my only destination Day by day I can only grow more wretched Unloved, I have never felt more rejected I can be consoled only by the misery I feel Shall I continue on? No, I have lost the will Written by: king4adaze5 My friend your words so true. TheUnLoved

Blah Blah Blah
Well, I am not missing tonight for the world. I will go to Dr. Suzy's, be on the show and hopefully last long enough for the party. This is the first time for Reece, M. and her father (he is supposedly one of my biggest fans). I love leading people down a road of hedonism and debauchery. The thing I would really like to do is cuddle up with the cat, if I could sever the imaginary umbilicus tying Me to the world outside. In the world of reality that umbilicus is My computer. Or so it was dubbed by My last fiancé. I will go on the show as planned. This time hopefully I won't fall a sleep on the set. I hope to last through till at least an hour into the after party. I am just cold and tired, and this curse of womanhood is 2 days late which only means when it gets here it will be murderous. I have been having severe cramps for the last 2 days but nothing else. I want to take a map now, but when I sleep it is like winter hibernation. Due to this comatose-lik

Altnordisch
Altnordische Sprache ist eine Sammelbezeichnung für die nordgermanischen Sprachen, die zwischen etwa 800 (Beginn der Wikingerzeit) und 1500 in Skandinavien gesprochen wurde. Zunächst nur auf Dänemark, Norwegen, Schweden und die Südwestküste Finnlands beschränkt, breitete sich das Altnordische mit den Wikingern auf die Orkneys, Shetlandinseln, Teile Schottlands, Irlands und Mittelenglands, die Färöer, Island und kleine Teile Grönlands aus. Ihr unmittelbarer Vorläufer ist das Urnordische. Um ca. 1500 wurde die Sprache nur noch in Skandinavien (Dänemark, Norwegen, Schweden, Finnland) und auf den nordatlantischen Inseln (Orkneys, Shetland, Färöer und Island) gesprochen. Das Altnordische wird u.a. anhand des Charakteristikums der Ostnordischen Monophtongierung in Altwestnordisch und Altostnordisch unterteilt. Das Altostnordische umfasst Altdänisch, Altschwedisch und Altgutnisch, das Altwestnordische Altnorwegisch, Altisländisch, und Altfäröisch die sich bis ins 13. Jahrhundert nur wen

My Kind Of Gal
My kind of gal !! ? I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Sex Chocolate Glass of wine Chocolate Margaritas Chocolate Fried Chicken Chocolate Pizza with extra cheese Chocolate Cup of coffee Chocolate Sex It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Coffee Or The Cup?
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups -- porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee. When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee in most cases, just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. "What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... and

Her Mirror
She looks in the mirror And she sees a girl who’s cried too many tears The mirror shows all The mirror is alive for eternal The mirror never lies The mirror will never die But as this girl looks into the mirror She feels envy so she cries many tears The girl wants to be like the mirror She wants to overcome the feeling of fear But as she looks into the mirror She see’s the mirror has many tears The girl feels normal Like everyone else who are plain and dull She feels the feeling of cheerfulness But it doesn’t last yet she feels honor fulness She feels grateful that the mirror is here Even if the mirror is only her reflection that is full of tears She loves this mirror The mirror with many fears She loves this mirror The mirror with many tears This mirror it never lies This mirror it never dies This mirror has an amazing soul This mirror better than coal This mirror she loves this mirror This mirror makes her fear vanish just lik

Lovable Louise, The Inflatable Love Doll
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true, because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids stockings were overflowed, his poor panty hose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. Of course, they don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there almost three hours saying things like, "What does this do?", "You're kidding me!", "Who owns that?" Finally I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll suitable for a night of romance that could also sub as a passenger in my car so I could use the car pool lane. Finding what I wanted was difficult as love dolls

Top 20 Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Open
20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun of Navarone. 18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17. You've got Windows on your laptop. 16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. 15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! 7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 6. Dr. Kimble has escaped! 5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? 1. I thought you were crazy, now I can

What Every American Should Remember About Every Soldier That Is Away From Their Family During Holidays--bulletion That Was Posted By Usdrill --thank Y
=== 'Babygirl' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-17 16:26:13'.. > > The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, > I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. > My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, > My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. > Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, > Transforming the yard to a winter delight. > The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, > Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. > My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, > Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. > In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, > So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. > > The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, > But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. > Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the > sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. > My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, > And I crept to the door just to see who was near. > Standing out in the cold and

Goin Back To Bed
Goodnight everyone! Thanks to everyone who helped comment bomb on my crosseyed picture!!! If theres someone out there that still wants to bomb it - you can find the picture link in one of the previous blogs of mine....just check em =) I am going to bed though, I've had a really long day....and I've got a bad migraine. *hugs n stuff to those that are always helpin me*

Gold Wrapping Paper
Gold Wrapping Paper I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too. I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose. The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma." The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner. "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?" She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full." The mother was crushed. She

Merry Christmas
To All of my Lost Cherry and Now Cherry Tap Friends Merry Christmas to you all i hope you all have a wonderful and relaxing break and to the people in the uk and nz and canada and most of the australian states have a wonderful boxing day and to anyone in south australia have a wonderful Proclamation Day instead of Boxing Day and i will do a new years edition soon from Bruce stay tuned for more blogs people hehe.

Small Pieces
forgotten somethings, left along the side of the road, a shoe, part of a chair, a collection of bottles. All of these things once meant something, had a value somewhere to some one. Now drained, broken, discarded, washed up on the shores this sea of life. Waiting for collection, they vanish from sight, each piece, every little piece, gone gone away.

Mujibar Is Looking For A Job!!
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green" Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready." The manager said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now works as a customer service person. No doubt you have spoken to him.

Beer Vs Vagina
OMG i couldnt stop laughing! 1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER 2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA 3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER 4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being. 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of b

Meaning Of Love.............
Love is ... Love is a friendly smile, Love is to respect each other, Love is to forgive, Love is to sacrifice for others, Love is to care, Love is to commit yourself, Love is to be loyal, Love is to be kind, Love is to be happy, Love is to be honest, Love is to be faithful, Love is to laugh, Love is to sing, Love is to speak, Love is to listen, Love is to always be there, Love is forever, Love is ...

More Miranda Rights
You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me. Should you decide to run, I shall direct my K-9 to chase you down to the ends of the earth. You have the right to have your lawyer run with you. Should he refuse, a recent Law School graduate will be appointed by the court to jog along with you. If while running, you suddenly decide to end the race, beware that my K-9 may or may not understand your intentions, and may continue his persuit of you in full stride. You may stop running at any time, at your own risk. Good luck. On your mark, get set....GO!!!!!

A Man's Guide To What A Woman Is Really Saying:
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. .... without you in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. .... you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned. COME HERE. My puppy does this, too. I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you. YOU NEVER LISTEN. You never listen. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF. I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch. OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!! Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.

50 More Juvenile Quesions Answered...
1.First off, what's your name? Ashy Larry, i'm goin from ashy to classy baby.... 2. Ok, but what do people call you? E. Just E, not E-Money, E-Dizzle, E-Wizzle, JUST E. 3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces? No, that's fucking scary... 4. Who is the fourth missed call on your call log? I don't know, I don't look at that shit. 5. If you could change your eye color, what would you change it to? I would not, my brown eyes are the best. 6. What is the wallpaper on your phone?: A Pond, and my ringer is a frog croaking, ribbit, ribbit....nobody has that shit, it's balla. 7. What do you have handy at your bedside everynight?: A loaded .40 cal semi-auto, just cause I can. 8. What was the last text message you sent? She did what? For how much? 9. What do you want for Christmas? A new Z06 Corvette, in TRIPLE BLACK...but I won't buy it for another few months.... :( 10. Do you have your tree up yet? Yeah, whatever...i'm the grinch, I hate X-mas. 11. Do

See You On The Battlefield...
Yep, this time again. This weeks song is a song I can't stop listening to these days and it's BATTLEFIELD by Blind Guardian Song Name - Battlefield Artist - Blind Guardian Album - A Night At The Opera Song Number - 2 of 11 Song Length - 5:37 Lyrics It cannot be seen But there's blood on the green Only god knows I'm innocent Take me, take me home A dark seed reigns in me Like the storm rules over the sea I challenge thee, do not cross this bridge alone Don't dare me now The threatening shadows will pass by There're getting closer now Open your eyes Wake up my dear young friend And hate shall fade away I will not move, yet I'll stand still, instead There on the battlefield he stands Down on the battlefield he's lost And on the battlefield it ends War and anger shall reign The clash of iron can be heard By blindness you're driven insane I'm lost in anguish and grief Sorrow won't wane 'til you die A shattered body deeply hurt And darknes

Parent's Glossary Of Kids Kitchen Terms"
APPETIZING: Anything advertised on TV. BOIL: The point a parent reaches upon hearing the automatic "Yuck" before a food is even tasted. CASSEROLE: Combination of favorite foods that go uneaten because they are mixed together. CHAIR: Spot left vacant by mid-meal bathroom visit. COOKIE (LAST ONE): Item that must be eaten in front of a sibling. CRUST: Part of a sandwich saved for the starving children of China, India, Africa, or Europe (check one). DESSERTS: The reason for eating a meal. EVAPORATE: Magic trick performed by children when it comes time to clear the table or wash dishes. FAT: Microscopic substance detected visually by children on pieces of meat they do not wish to eat. FLOOR: Place for all food not found on lap or chair. FORK: Eating utensil made obsolete by discovery of fingers. FRIED FOODS: Gourmet cooking FROZEN: Condition of children's jaws when Spinach is served. FRUIT: A natural sweet not to be confused with dessert. GERMS: The

Willyou Fall...
When the sky finally falls and all the world sleeps Will the darkness call you from your slumber deep? When all has been answered and the universe awakes do you fall from the heavens or dwell substained with no release? If all has fallen all cannot be found follow the second wave and spiral down Emerge from the twlight and step upon the ground

Two Little Words.............
Two little words That mean so much That lift the heart When it’s bruised and crushed.. I’m sorry.. Two little words I sigh at night In the darkness of my grief They tease and taunt me in the dark As my soul seeks some relief I’m sorry… Two little words torment my soul That I know I should have said; They make my nights so bleak And rise unbidden in my head.. I’m sorry…. Two little words you quietly whispered As you turned and walked away And I will always regret The day I heard you say I'm sorry.....

??????????
Was just wandering if some of my friends could help me out a little. I only need like 240 points to move on along. Also if ya have time could ya help another friend out? She is stuck with the same points I am. I will return the favor. Most of you know I will.

A Poem
WITH YOUR EYES SO SOFT IT'S EASY TO GET LOST I LOSE ALL TRACK OF TIME HOPING YOU WILL BE MINE WHEN TWO HEARTS BEAT AS ONE OUR LOVE HAS JUST BEGUN WHEN YOU HOLD ME TIGHT I KNOW THINGS WILL BE ALRIGHT IF WE SAT BY A FIRE WHAT WOULD YOU DESIRE IF YOUR EVER IN DOUBT JUST REACH OUT AND TAKE MY HAND I'LL BE THERE I'LL BE YOUR MAN

The Reason Or Reasons For The Need To Cheat..
As most of you know I was trying to be in a contest for the first time... Things were going fairly well and then all of a sudden some scab jumps out ahead of me in the comments portion of the contest by a wide margin in a matter of 5 hrs.... Based on what I had been told by others the mere fact of that happening was impossible save for one action that could account for it...CHEATING.... From what I had been told it takes 3 days to get over 7000 comments but this individual got over 7000 comments in 5 hrs....You do the math and make up your own mind... So I brought this to the attention of the person running the contest and he was a little wishy-washy on things....To some degree I understand that but if you are going to run a contest you need to be decisive and sure of yourself....He wanted to keep the peace and make everyone happy.... In the end that was a futile attempt....I eneded up leaving for the reasons above...I flat out told him it didnt matter to me if I won or

Bondage
Saw this on a friend's bulletin (yay Harleyandheels) and had to took it. Yes, I am into bondage, but let me share a little of what bondage is about before you cast your judgement. Bondage is about absolute trust. It's about going to a level of intimacy beyond anything you've ever experienced before. It's about giving yourself so completely to another human being that you abandon all sense of self and just lose yourself in them. Bondage is not just leather and chains and being all trussed up like a steer at a rodeo. Those things are for people who like S&M as well as bondage. For the rest of us, there are padded handcuffs, ribbons and silk ropes. These things are designed to enhance pleasure and stimulation. Most of them are easy to get out of if you start to feel uncomfortable. It's all about the tease, and pushing your senses to the limit. We're so busy in today's world, and so used to instant gratification, that we've lost the art of foreplay. It'

Something Close To My Heart
This is a very personal subject for me.A friend of mine is doing time because of this time of crime. Native women of all shapes,sizes and backgrounds here in my home town of Prince Albert sell themselves on the streets.What bothers me is the fact that a friend of mine got convicted of murdering one such type of woman. The thing that also bothers me,is after she died she was painted to be sweet and innocent.The truth is she was pregnant and a junkie.The thing I believe is don't paint people to be something they ain't.After all people are not perfect nor should they be painted to be perfect.We as people make mistakes and are not divinly perfect.That's what makes us humans and lovable.Yes,he was wrong to kill her and her unborn child.Nor do I think he wasn't wrongly convicted in any-way. (WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO IS TO GET HIS STORY OUT THERE FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT THERE IS TWO SIDES TO THIS STORY AND TO HELP OTHERS IN THIS SITUATION OR TO GET SOMTHINE DONE ABOUT THESE GIRLS AND THEIR

These Are Funny
You Are 19 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act? Never Date a Taurus Stubborn, materialistic, and even a little greedy - you don't fit into a the strictly crafted inner world of a Taurus. You definitely need more excitement than a Taurus offers. After all, even expensive dinners get boring after a while! Instead try dating: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, or Aries What Sign Shouldn't You Date? You Are

Original Poetry 3
She came to me from above in an electric dream; as I was trying witness a display of illicit delight, she stimulated me much more than ever expected to be that night; she has possessed my mind, but it is my heart that she could redeem; Love’s sweet mistress I have wronged before, but she takes no notice or mind as if my past is a part of some forgotten lore; She has a classic beauty like a radiant maiden from a fairytale; having skin so fair with eyes like emerald lightning and hair like fire, to see her close and touch her skin…. I get joy just to aspire and the sound of her voice seems to inspire my endless desire; She haunts my perception, she penetrates me from every direction, though she is so far away, she touches me from a distance… and though life has hardened my heart, I seem to have no resistance; She comes to me… each night like a dream I keep dreaming and hope will come true, a voice in the night across three hundred miles of darkness… she comes to me; I

Untitled
Untitled Slender beams of illumination enter this darkened prison as I kneel, always a slave, always despairing, frozen here, waiting. Accusing forms wrought in panes of glass loom as dust dances in the air, forming an image in my mind, searing my naked soul. A reflection on my face. I raise my head, now defying this uncaring truth.

Ooh Lookie Ast The Immaturity Of One Person
EPIPHANY: i am withour fault. i am perfect. i am your god bitch, bow down and suck these balls bitches, dont disrespect big worm, go jugglo your balls in ur daddys mouth, if u can find him! EPIPHANY: go lick ur mothers bushwacked cunt and try not to get any crabs in ur teeth, bushwacked flappin freeloader EPIPHANY: ur an uncle fucker i must say, u fucked ur uncle yesterday! EPIPHANY: yes karma is a bitch, like ur mother. so how'd it feel? ur uncles cock up ur 5 yr old ass? EPIPHANY: 2 handles EPIPHANY: juggalo's dont hang on the computer and pose cunt face. u filthy nut rag, u child molesting, i see u r what happens when ppl fuck their sisters, ur family lol, ur family is a god damn joke. ur family has only 2 pal bearers , cuz a trash can only has 2 ha THIS IS A DIRECT POUR FROM MY SHOUTBOX

Biker Lounge
hello all i know i dont come in here much say go here or do this but this you have to see!!!! oh i dont post alot of things but ive found a online biker bar that i have to say rocks its on cherrytap so i wish to share it with everyone.... the people there are cool and if you chat it damn sure beat yahoo.. and the music rocks hell what can i say its a cool place... please come by and see for yourselfs http://cherrytap.com/user/458274 http://www.cherrytap.com/join.php?friend=457280

My Kinky Turn On
You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Chains/Handcuffs100%Bondage100%Biting100%Whips83%Blood33%Blind Folds33%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Dru's Night Out
Druccee walks to the bar at 6th and Main..a biker club where she knows she will not attract much attention. She is needing to release some tension and feed. Shooting Tequila, and chasing it with water...hmmm she thinks something a bit thicker would be a good chaser. Thicker and stickier ...she laughs thinking of all the possibilities. She is wearing her shortest leather skirt with a very see through black top. no bra..or panties for her..too confining. Grabbing a pool que, she walks over and challenges the table. while waiting for her turn, she downs 2 more shots and has caught quite the buzz. When it is her time to break, she bends over exposing her nicely shaved lips to the boys behind her...looks over her shoulder and laughs at the look in their eyes...(thinking to herself young boys are so easy) without looking back at the balls she breaks and sinks the 8 ball...laying her que on the table..and sitting on the edge, she eyes a young man, asking him if he would like a shot to win th

Unable To Post Comments Due To User Permissions...
hootie...show me some luv@ CherryTAP has posed a good question about error messages saying that: “Error: the users permissions do not allow you to leave a comment. what a fascist bitch” My response to him was…. Some folks have set their preferences to only Family or Friends can comment. I don't think that they are realizing that they are missing out on meeting new folks -- or, that meeting new folks is what helps to build up your family/friend list. A get-around to send them a private message.... Good luck!! Kat QUESTION: Is this experience in tune with some of your own experiences????

Another Topic For A Jackass
I TRIED TO REPLY TO A MUMM THIS JACKASS WROTE ABOUT IMPEACHING OUR PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT..I GUESS I WROTE TO MUCH BUT THIS IS WHAT I HAD TO SAY TO HIM!! ALTHOUGH HE LIKES TO PRETEND THAT HE'S A WOMAN!!! THE NAME ON THE PROFILE IS "FAN ME THEN ADD ME" I JUST SEEN ANOTHER BLOG THIS PERSON DID.. THE THING THAT I AGREE WITH WHAT HE HAD TO SAY WAS THAT THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR THE TROOPS WOULD BE ABLE TO COME HOME!! BUT EVERYTHING ELSE WELL AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED IS A LOAD OF CRAP!! OK HERE IS THE DILL FOLKS FOR ONE THING IF YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED THIS PERSON PROFILE YOU NEED TO!! YOU SHOULD ALSO GO TO MYSPACE AND CHECK IT OUT!! THIS PERSON IS NOT EVEN FIT FOR THE HUMAN RACE!!FOR ONE THING ON MYSPACE IT SAYS HE'S A 63 OR SOMETHING OLD MAN!!NOW PERSONALLY IF HE CAN'T BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO ADMIT WHAT HE IS WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY? NOW ON THE MATTER OF OUR PRESIDENT..THERE IS THIS LITTLE THING CALLED VOTING..IF YOU D

Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas
1) I prefer breasts to legs. 2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3) Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4) If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5) I've never seen a better spread! 6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7) Are you ready for seconds yet? 8) It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10) Don't play with your meat. 11) Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13) I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14) You still have a little bit on your chin. 15) How long will it take after you put it in? 16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17) Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18) That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19) I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want m

A Chair Sits Empty
A Chair Sits Empty BY: Ronald F. Brown 11/22/2006 Family gathers on holidays to feast Food a plenty for all to see. Children playing and laughing in the yard. Hugs and kisses from distant family now reunited from far. All join hands to give thanks for the bountiful feast. Yet in the midst of this Rockwell painted scene, A chair sits empty, yes, yours soldier. Angels of mercy guarding your deploy Prayers from all us present employ. Even though absent from us this day. Our thoughts are with thee though oceans and lands away. Be brave dear love one in battles unknown to us. But return safely as your empty chair waits. And arms without bullets belonging to us. Wait to welcome you back.

12.24.06
The Only Gift so there was this confession a product of too much time taken too much you asked for unanswered there was this night when the walls melted around a still frost bitten heart and a love letter was born beyond a page of exposure where hope carried the weary too much, too late the best that could be given to show you the tears and dreams of the heart but you were already gone left with the angry shouting memories of a lifetime of mistakes and the hollow that was breifly filled in our moments of peace so there was this confession now a broken heart love letter because love is broken as always that was the only gift that had meaning Into The Night one night in your sleep there was a whisper a dirty secret that journeyed from weary lips to deaf ears didn't hear as she drove into the night with everything on the heart that you would be or were in the midst of disappointment as that was her craft and that she would pay the price for

James Brown
Ah, crap. He was clearly crazy as a loon. His decline both creatively and personally was pretty decisive. And I'm sure that if you knew him, he was an absolute son of a bitch. But he more or less invented soul, defined cool, and had to be a superhero of some kind 'cause he not only got away with wearing a cape but looked so damn good in it. And if there's any doubt as to how relevant he remains, my eight-year-old nephew Jed, who was raised in a home that was not especially hip nor worldly, kept running up to the DJ at a bar mitzvah we were at. Thinking he was playing a game, I asked him what he was doing. He told me, "I'm asking for JAMES BROWN!" And sure enough, the DJ announced, somewhat bemused, "This is for Jed." And he played "Sex Machine." And the 13 year olds, and the 30 year olds, and the 60 year olds all went wild. So long, Godfather.

Normal
Normal Most people wake up and do their normal life. But who is to say what normal is? Is it doing what youve always done, or is it doing what needs to be done? I am anything but normal i live my life in turmoil The everyday "joes" of society bore me, I wish they could just see. That what they do is pointless The life they live is futile They need to live in my shoes for just a while And see what its like to be what they call me, A freak, loser, When actually im doin what they like to call "normal!"

Snow Storm Flight Delay
We were changing planes in Chicago on our way to grandma"s for the holidays when a sudden snow storm left us stranded for the night. Luckily the airline was going to put us up in a nearby hotel. We were told it wouldn"t be anything fancy, but it would be better than sleeping in the airport. As luck would have it we managed to find a crazy cab driver willing to take us to the hotel in the snow storm. After a quick check in we were off to our room. The airline was right it wasn"t anything fancy. It had 2 beds barely big enough for one person. The smallest TV I"ve ever seen in my life, but at least there was a bathroom with a shower, and most importantly a good heater. By now it was getting late, and we were all pretty wore out. Mom and Sis decided they could probably squeeze into the far bed and manage for the night. I got the other all to myself. All we had was our carry on bags, the airline kept our luggage so we didn"t have much to get cleaned up with or to change into. One by o

Is Lust Poison
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Submitting to lust. Passion and emotion combined to a rush. A drug without a form. The expression is revealing. You are addicted and you want more. You find a victim. You release it. But it’s still not gone. It’s still there roaming around. A disease without a sound. A curse with a touch of heaven. A gift who gives you pleasure. A fulfilment with no border. A need that is growing older. This is a bliss from god or a burden from the devil’s dust. This is what is given. A dangerous word called lust.

For My Babyyy :)
everybody has someone in their life that keeps them looking foward to another day. I'm the girl who loves you inside and out, backwards and forwards with my heart hanging out. I love no other way. How did you go from a person I did not know existed, to a person I could not live without?(pretty much true my love) I don't know what it is about you, maybe it's the way nothing else matters when we're talking, or how you make me smile more than anyone else ever has. It could be the way that you say the exact right thing, at exactly the right time, but whatever it is, I just want you to know that it means everything to me. we are the perfect couple. we’re just not in the perfect situation. Love is the most indescribable feeling out there. Many elements make it up and people help define it. The world would be nothing without love. Some people thrive off of it, but others try to hide from it. You know that tingly, butterflies-in-your-stomach feeling or getting weak in t

Citizens Of The World Stand Up And Fight For White Rights
CITIZENS OF THE WORLD STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR WHITE RIGHTS As white men and women living in the new century, we are confused. We are confused by the laws being past in our nations, we are confused on how the elected officials could care less about us and spend more time worrying about those who flood our borders looking for free health care, food, jobs and anything else that they feel they can not obtain in their own countries. There once was a time in the world were we would turn those flooding our land back to their own land, we would go after those living within the borders which make up our country who had no right being here. Now it seems governments are moving more towards the immigrant than the national. The immigrant is being granted rights that some of the legal citizens of various nations can not afford for themselves, immigrants are being given free health care and child care, while the white population is paying for their own. To top this off it is mainly the white c

Who In The Hell Reads My Blogs??
honestly who in the hell comes by my page and reads my blogs? who comes by and rates them but doesnt actually take the time and read what i wrote? and then u have the women that hate me and want to know shit about me when they know i dont like their asses. i see who looks at them, and i see the same lonley haten woman on every single one of them...and you know something? read em! look what i have to say cuz soon imma write one about your sorry ass! my friend told me to make my blogs for only my friends to view...what for? so then the women that hate me cant come and see that i wrote it about someone they like on here? that something might mess something up? please! i can write what i want...this is my space to do it in....and for that one that loves to check me out all the time! i hope u like what u see and i know that your hopen u were me!

Christmas Break, Christmas And New Years
Christmas break always goes by super fast for me. Im sooooo glad that I dont have to go shopping for anyone else for a very long time in all that madness. I dont find it hard to believe the stories about how people get shot. I made out this Christmas!! I got basically everything I wanted it was soooooooooo much better than last years Christmas. I got my perfume, iPod, a Dane Cook poster (gorgeous), a playboy necklace, the matching hat scarf and glove set, a playboy purse, a robe, money, a new blow dryer that comes with a diffuser (score), a new venus vibrance razor, socks, an Ohio State hat, 2 Ohio State shirts (since there were no hoodies to be found and the jersey that I wanted was like $50!!(how do those people sleep at night!?!), an ornament with my name written on it(my aunt likes to make random gifts dont ask me why..)an old navy gift card, blank cds and a bunch of other little random things that I said I needed. I LOVE CHRISTMAS!! Everyone loved their presents..I got my mom 2 re

To All My Friends Here:)
HI !!! TO ALL MY FRIENDS HERE:) I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HI TO EVERYONE** AND THANK THE ONES THAT JUST JOIN MY NETWORK OF FRIENDS..I WANT TO TRY AND KEEP UP WITH EVERYONE HERE IN MY LIST AND THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE THE BEST WAY TO SAY HI TO EVERYONE...I DONT WANT TO FORGET ANYONE HERE ** HOPE THAT EVERYONE IS DOING GREAT AND ENJOYING THE WEATHER:) SUMMERS ALMOST GONE FOR SOME OF US...AND THAT SUCKS LOL*) SO AM WISHING EVERYONE OF YOU THE BEST AND HOPE THAT YOU ARE HAVING FUN WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE....GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND GOOD LUCK IN WHATEVER YOU DO*) YOUR FRIEND..MOHAMMAD

To Whom It May Concern :(
He drowns in his dreams An exquisite extreme, I know He's as damned as he seems And more heaven than a heart could hold And if I tried to save him My whole world could cave in It just ain't right It just ain't right Oh, and I don't know I don't know what he's after But he's so beautiful Such a beautiful disaster And if I could hold on Through the tears and the laughter Would it be beautiful Or just a beautiful disaster? He's magic and myth As strong as what I believe A tragedy with More damage than a soul should see And do I try to change him? So hard not to blame him Hold on tight Hold on tight Oh, 'cause I don't know I don't know what he's after But he's so beautiful Such a beautiful disaster And if I could hold on Through the tears and the laughter Would it be beautiful Or just a beautiful disaster? I'm longing for love and the logical But he's only happy hysterical I'm waiting for some kind of miracle Waited so long...so long He's

Lifeless, Breathless
Lifeless in my arms her body lies. It is something I cannot bear. Has no one told you she's not breathing? It's a feeling that will not go away. I feel my heart begin to tear. Lifeless in my arms her body lies. In my arms is where she'll stay, Looking at me with a frozen stare. Has no one told you she's not breathing? I keep my mother where she lay. No one else seems to care. Lifeless in my arms her body lies. Wasn't there another way. I didn't get to say farewell. Has no one told you she's not breathing? There's nothing more that I can say, About my mother. While lifeless in my arms her body lies. Has no one told you she's not breathing?

Ladiez And Gents..please Read This
WE WILL RETURN THE LUV !!!! COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED ! CLICK ON PICTURES BELOW AND GET YOUR COMMENT ON :) THANK YOU SO MUCH IT'S APPRECIATED HOTTEST CHERRY 2006..ENDS JAN.2 THE SEXY JUGGALO THRILL HAMMER ..BEST MORPH..ENDS JANUARY 3,2007 BEN DOVER..SEXIEST MALE ON CT..ENDS DECEMBER 31,2006

Might Not Be On For Awhile
JUST LETTING EVERYONE KNOW THAT I MIGHT NOT BE ON FOR AWHILE. THERE IS A CHANGE OUR CABLE INTERNET WILL BE TURNED OFF. NOT SURE WHEN IT WILL BE TURNED BACK ON. ALL THE BILLS HIT US IN THE FACE AFTER CHRISTMAS. JUST LETTING U KNOW WHY I WASNT ONLINE FOR AWHILE . DONT WANT ANYONE WORRYING SURE COULD USE A SUGAR DADDY ABOUT NOW LOL.....JUST KIDDING HOPE ALL OF U HAVE A GREAT NEW YEARS!!

Part 2
I could hear the blonde moving around in her bedroom, but couldn't see anything. Finally I saw her enter the closet wearing a gray sports bra, and a pair of shorts. She grabbed a T-shirt off a hanger without even a glance in my direction and pushed the closet door closed. I was in pitch black, and my heart was pumping a billion times a second. For an indefinite, but excruciatingly long amount of time, my heart raced and my hard-on throbbed. Finally, when my heart returned to it's normal beat, and my dick to it's normal state, I moved away from my hiding place and surveyed my situation. The closet door wasn't actually all the way closed, as I'd originally thought. It was ajar just enough that I could see a slice of light coming into the closet. I carefully moved to the brightness and peered through. I could see that the bedroom door was now open, and I felt it was a safe assumption that the blonde had left the room. With the bedroom door open though, and not knowing where either of

End Of The Year Survey
year end survey. 1) Where did you begin 2006? At a certain Capt. house, drunk ofcourse! 2) What was your status by Valentine's Day? Fucked (not in the good way) 3) Were you in school (anytime this year)? Yeah 4) How did you earn your money? Firefighting and Working at the central washington vascular institue. 5) Did you have to go to the hospital? Yeah quite a few times, for work. 6) Did you have any encounters with the police? A few but again only for work. 7) Where did you go on holiday? Levanworth, WA 8) What did you purchase that was over $500? Laptop, PDA phone, PS2 Games, ton of DVD's 9) Did you know anybody who got married? 2 10) Did you know anybody who passed away? too many 11) Have you run into anybody you left high school with? Nope 12) Did you move anywhere? I moved to Washington from California 13) What sporting events did you go to. None 14) What concerts/shows did you go to? Megadeath, Jellyneck 15) Are you reg

I Wanna Tear You Apart
Ripping and tearing feeling the skin rip open as the blood rushes out The feeling of a hand around your neck squeezing just tight enough the pain goes through your very soul and it feels so good clawing the flesh off biting a chunk of skin letting the sweet taste pour into your mouth one taste and your addicted Hold me close and take me completely As i whisper in your ear I wanna fucking tear you apart

12.30.06
Wake Up the Pitiful i never knew something like you could grow in a bitter heart that the angry lost would touch the fallen that love could be found in a dark corner cracked my head against your stubborn everything shook me from the passive circle of self neglect and pity shook me from myself You Knew My Heart child of a broken heart you knew me at first touch and love has grown between the lost to turn into so much faith was gone and fallen through a credit to mistake two hearts gone cold but for the pain that constant reminding ache acceptance still, in nature's curse that pulses through dark eyes and took in stride the horrors past was there inside the cries pretend that you ask for nothing in the moments between here and there when the truth is that love burned because i listen and i care

Whoo Hoo!
My sister's picking me up from work tonight and then it's party-all-weekend! I plan to get RUNK! (That's when you're so drunk, you forget the "d"!) The Warden told me no drinking so now I sort of have to. It's in the Bible. Happy New Year to everyone! May all your dreams come true in 2007! May you keep any resolutions you make! I try not to make resolutions but at the same time, I can't resist. My number one resolution this year is that I made a budget that incorporated everything I need money for, down to magazines in the checkout line (I am a gossip whore). My goal is to actually stick to said budget. My second resolution is to make my cats get along. They don't so I have them seperated but we plan to move in the summer and I really don't want to deal with the hassle anymore. My third resolution is that I want to go on a mission with my church. I think my job would be awesome about it and let me go but I think my boyfriend might have a hard time with it, conside

Lost Souls (sonnet)
Two lost souls sat all alone and they wept They had known nothing of passion or love Untill the day they both crossed paths and met That day both found the one they had dreamt of Heaven was found within each kiss they gave In each others embrace they felt secure Through everlasting love they had been saved This romance was destiny that was sure They spent their time side by side, hand in hand Never again knowing darkness nor cold The two were not just lovers, but best friends Through the days of youth untill they grew old Throughout all the years they stayed together Eternal, some loves can last forever Inspired by and dedicated to Anna, my love and my Lost Soul :D

Mac Stuff Briefly
Was going to upgrade my too-long-at-OS10.2 Mac to 10.4 but found out that it has to have built-in FireWire, which it doesn't; hope that that either isn't as essential as they say, or that something can be done about that after all and it doesn't have to have come with the port :) (again am only on for a couple of minutes. Going to see a movie soon)

I'm Fucking Pissed.
So, me and my girlfriend of a year and a half break up. No big deal, I got over it. However, one of my friends went behind my back (And I'm pissed at him), and hacked her MySpace and email account and shit and found out that she had been cheating on me and she's already in bed with one of my best friends, not even a week after we break up. That pisses me off worse. I swear, people piss me off. I've lost a best friend, and my ex, who I was planning on staying friends with, has officially been promoted to "Dirty Slut" status.

Deleted
I deleted my previous blog entitled "Worried". Why you ask....because the great friend that I thought I had, just sent me a pm and told me our friendship is over. That I need to fuck off because things just aren't right. So, I'm nicely fucking off as I rebuild that wall. Thanks for the advice you all offered though.

Bangkok Blasts
Hi All I am reading on the news that there have been several bomb blasts in the Thailand capital of Bangkok. depending on who you listen to there is between 12 and 20 injured and between zero and 2 dead. I have friends out there and i am worried about them. Please spare a thought for them all out there

Happy New Year
Im about to go out to the New Years Eve disco at my local pub to bring in the New Year. Before i go out i would like to take this oppertunity to thank all my friends that ive met in 2006 for being such wonderful people. So i would like to wish all my friends on Cherry Tap a Happy New Year and all the best for 2007. If any of you are going out tonight, have a wonderful time, but more importantly be safe where ever you go. HAPPY NEW YEAR

A True Boyfriend Would.....
Hug her dont make her hug you . - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - tell her shes beautiful - tell her she has amazing eyes - when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend - Say i love you to her f a c e not over the PHONE or MYSPACE - if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - kiss her on the forehead - when you walk with her walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop - Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It.

New Years
Well another year has come and go. 2006 has been a mixed bag for me, neither completely good or completely bad. There were extremes on both ends of the spectrum. In 2006 I both loved like never before, and had my heart broken like never before. Physically and financially I'm in better shape now than I was at the begining of the year, I lost alot of weight and paid of some debts. I'm living in a much better house and I have a much more comfortable living arrangement than I did at the begining of the year. Emotionally and romatically, I'm much worse off. I'm still mending the peices of my broken heart, and I've lost someone incredibly special to me. I've learned alot, both good and bad. I've learned that I can do what I need to do most for my health and the betterment of my life, even though it is the things I want to do least. I've learned alot about myself, and the limits of what I have to give, and what I need in return. I've learned that a great circle of friends (mor

Happy New Year
Its almost 2007 for us. I wish that the lord didnt take my father. My New Years Eve is going like shit. I HATE IT ALL! I hope as of now the certain people that don't like me or lies to me don't bother me. My New years reslution is not to deal with drama people, quit smoking cigs, find a man that likes me for who I am an nothing else. Yes I was daddy's little girl an always will be. I miss my father but I have to try to move on some how and I guess the only way is to find a man who loves me for who I am like I said. Music Video Codes - MySpace Layouts I will always Love my daddy alot an will never for get him. He has done me alot of great things. One of these days I will be with him. I aint trying to be mean but I would like to find a guy that I can feel comfortable with just like I did with my father.

Volcanic Passions
Volcanic Passions Dormant laid my passion, Hot runs my blood; Bursting without warning, My lava's fiery flood. I want to feel the friction, I want to feel the burn. You make my body hunger; You make my body yearn. I want to trap your fire inside me, Enslave you with my charms. I want to drink your molten lava, I want to explode in your arms.

K.o.t (kids Off Tap)
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA TO HELP KEEP UNDERAGE CHILDREN SAFE AND OFF OF CHERRYTAP. CHECK OUT THIS MUMM AND CONTACT THE USER FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS WORTHWHILE CAUSE. ALOT OF YOU HAVE CHILDREN, AND WISH TO KEEP THEM SAFE DURING THESE STRANGE INTERNET TIMES. CHECK IT OUT AND JOIN K.O.T AND KEEP KIDS OFF TAP!! http://www.cherrytap.com/mum.php?id=16649#

Friendship 2
Life is full of trials and shit But don’t you ever stop and quit Its when times are bad our friends are there They aren't just here to stand and stare The weights you feel are pulling you down Are shared by us all to relieve your frown Just lift your chin and think a while And the clouds will clear to reveal a smile That smile will build up day by day To one the resembles a summers day Both warm and bright with that tingle inside That says my happiness I cannot hide So don’t let these dips that appear in your life Get you down and cause you strife Cos with your friends you’ll soon be where You were before as they really do care Written by me for all of you... Keep smiling :-) Daz

The Game Of 40 Questions:
THE GAME OF 40 QUESTIONS: 1. DOES ANYONE KNOW YOUR PASSWORD TO YOUR MYSPACE: NOPE 2. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ORDERED AT MCDONALDS:DOUBLE QUARTER LB W/ CHEESE ITS BEEN AWHILE BUTT IM SURE CHICKEN NUGGETS 3. ARE YOU AN EMOTIONAL PERSON? YES 4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR NAME: YEAH OF COURSE 5. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: YES 6. EVER FELT JEALOUS OF YOUR FRIEND: SURE 7. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU DID: YELLED AT THE T.V.. IT WAS A GOOD PLAY. 8. WHO IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU: SIMONNE 9. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU ATE DINNER WITH IN A RESTURANT: SIMONNE 10. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: SCARS BY PAPA ROACH 11. HOW'S THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: I DUNNO. COLD AS FUCK! 13. LAST LIE YOU TOLD: NOT SURE BUT IT WAS A WHITE LIE 4 SHOW 14. LAST SONG YOU SANG: BROKEN BY SEETHER 15. DO YOU LIKE ANYONE? HMM. KINDA 16. LOST A FRIENDSHIP OVER SOMETHING STUPID: YEPPP 17. LAST THING YOU DRANK: PEPSI 18. LAST THING YOU ATE: PIZZ

My Warm Welcome For Ct
Welcome to CherryTAP. I love this site and you should too! Feel free to comment people and start a blog! The more you are here the better the community becomes! Welcome and remember to have fun! If you need help just ask; I do not always know the answer but I will try to help you!

As I Lay Before You
As I Lay Before You As I lay before you naked and see the passion in your eyes, I want so much to please you and feel your hot breath on my thighs. I long to bring you pleasure, feelings that you've not yet known - as you thrust so deep inside me in that place for you alone. To know your bodies secrets, it's recesses to explore, as I expose my own to you - not bashful anymore. So tell me your desires, that when we're next entwined, I'll know the ways to send you on a journey most divine.

Only In America.....
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Slogans For Womans Shirts
1. So many men, so few who can afford me. 2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends. 3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going. 4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all. 5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips. 6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog. 7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich. 8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. 9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. 10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off. 11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. 12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun. 13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? 14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. 15. I hate everybody...and you're next. 16. And your point is...? 17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. 18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. 19. Of course I don't look bu

Dark Tunnel
BEEP BEEP BEEP...”FUCKING A”, I shouted. I reached over and slam my hand on the alarm. 6 o’clock and the has started...unfortunately. I am not a pessimistic by any means but lately my luck has sucked. I am a overdue on my car note, the rent is due tomorrow with no idea how to pay it and just found it my slut blonde girlfriend was fucking everyone in our complex. I dragged my ass out of bed, hit the bathroom, shower, shave brush teeth and off to work. I left the house about 630 ish. I thought about taking my truck as usual but with my luck the repot man will follow me. Since the trenches are around the corner I didn’t think it would hurt to use the alternative means to get to work. I usually carry a couple of power bars or fruit or something so I can keep myself eating healthy. I walked down to the subway walking towards the number 17 train that will take me to my job. I been with the same company for about 2 years now. I work as a theater tech and have been slowly building my reputa

Lol Random Thoughts Of Right Now!
My life is hilarious I swear! As soon as my ex stops her shit an old ex that became obsessed with me after we dated for 3 days and has stalked me ever since..Shows up on here and threatens to kill me and tape raping my ex and showing me the tape! And this is my life lol welcome to it! Id trade u anytime... Im goin to slow down on pointing out fakes Cause theres so many iv spotted its insane and I have better things to do like filter out my list that there nodoubtably on somewhere!(Im watching)So dont think Im fooled just yet!I just know everytime I mention it and u see it u make like 5 more! Crazyness I just want this court shit over... Im thrown into a broken condition..They know Im valnerable thats why there doing it but there always tempted to reveal themselves! I copy the links n keep an eye out! I just feel bad for my ex that has like 20 fake people watching her on her list! Not my fuckin shit to worry about lol! I gots my own shit! If your goin to kill me though Fuck p

To Tease Or To Please
I love it when you lead me on I love it when you tease I love the way you can turn me on Then have me on my knees I love the way you give enough To keep me hanging round You know that I can’t get enough And want you cuffed and bound All day long my mind’s on you And the way you make me feel Tell me what I need to do To make this fantasy real You tease me with your flirty ways And I’m left wondering why You turn me on and make me dazed Then leave me high and dry Maybe I just ask for it Maybe I’m just easy But I don’t really give a shit ‘Cause I know that you could please me

Sleepy Dragon !!
Even though we've never met even though we've never touched even though we've never talked nor seen each other face to face There is one thing that i must say one thing that you must know Through every moment and everything that has ever happened and will happen One thing in my mind has never and will never change. Regardless of what's happened i love you. Regardless of the distance regardless of the fights regardless of everything that comes between us I love you with all of my heart. We live our nights alone we live without seeing each other without a single touch we must decide if we are in love without hearing one another we must wonder what is true Others will always wonder what it is that drives us to live like we do and without what they have They all wonder why we sacrifice a kiss, a hug, or a single feel of each other when we could have so much more if we choose one that is closer They wonder how we can say we love when we have not touch

Check This Out
Rough Sex DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED: Body: Body: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens you

A Simple Act To Help 29,000 Children Every Day.
According to UNICEF, 29 000 children die every day from preventable causes, like malaria, measles and diarrhea. It's an outrage, and it doesn't have to be that way. Take action. Member states of the United Nations, including the United States, have agreed to eight Millennium Development Goals. Goal #4 is the reduction of child mortality, specifically reducing the under-five mortality rate by two-thirds by 2015. Yet, we are not keeping up our end of the bargain! Tell Congress to keep its promise. We know how to save the lives of millions of children a year with an integrated package of low-cost, high-impact interventions – including insecticide treated bed nets to fight malaria, immunizations for childhood diseases like measles and tetanus, antibiotics to cure pneumonia, and clean water to prevent diarrhea. Goal #4 is achievable - but only if member states of the United Nations stand by the commitments they've made. In order to save children's lives, our nation needs to renew

Fucking Tards
I HATE WHINY ASS BULLETINS ABOUT "WHY DONT YOU REPOST MY BULLETINS" BS... YOU KNOW I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO READ EVERYONE'S FUCKING BULLETINS.... I USUALLY JUST SCROLL UNTIL SOMETHING CATCHES MY EYE.... AND TO LET YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW... I WILL NOT VOTE ON A CONTEST... INTERNET CONTESTS ON THESE CHAT PROGRAMS ARE RETARDED... JUST AS RETARDED AS THE PALTALK OSCARS ... MY PAL FRIENDS KNOW WHAT IM REFERRING TOO... SO HERE'S THE DEAL... IF AT ANYTIME YOU GET UPSET BC I DIDNT REPOST SOEMTHING YOU THOUGHT WAS IMPORTANT... I DONT CARE.... GET OVER IT.... I WILL NOT VOTE BC YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS SISTERS COUSINS MOTHERS KID IS IN A FUCKING CONTEST.... I DONT CARE.... IF THIS MAKES ME A BITCH...THEN SO FUCKING BE IT... REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST.... ITS NOT GONNA HURT MY FEELINGS.... ~COUNTESS FILTH~

Another Naughty Survey
ANSWER HONESTLY OR DON'T BOTHER!Age/Sex:23 female :)Are you a virgin?not for a very long timeIf so you can stop now, If not how many people have you slept with?lol 10Dated?probably.... 8Kissed?more than i can countBeen in love with?2Told you love?3Told they loved you?3How many relationships?i have no ideaLongest? Shortest?longest was 5 years, the shortest was 3 weeksBest and worst?the best ive had was with another woman, him and i are really good friendsInfo about your first girl/boyfriend?lol he called me his queen in 6th grade, it was cuteInfo about your first love?he was amazing, everything i wanted at the timeLast girl/boyfriend?hes a really nice guy, he encourages me so much, makes me feel like a better personLast love?he dicked me over and cheated on me, and got engaged 6 months after we broke upHow many people you dated seen you naked?lol ummmm 5Ever have a one night stand?yepEver slept with someone and regretted it?definitely, it will never happen again no matter how many ti

Root Beer In The Gift Shop We Got It There!
Ok To start off I just wanted to say thank you to all my wonderful freinds who have put up with me reposting the "help me get ROOT BEER into the gift shop" bulletins and to those who have re- posted it as well. Sum one recently told me it would never happen that the powers that be at cherry tap would nevr bother to put one in. lmmfao I said to them obviously you do not know the power of good freinds and strenght in numbers, I later found out through another freind that my bulletins were in vain because market man was on holidays untill after the new year. I told him that when he returned I hoped his message box was full of requests to add root beer to the gift shop and it must have been full, because he is back today and guess what There is ROOT BEER in the gift shop so to all my freinds that sent him messages you guys ROCK!!! I have sent a request to market man to see if he can get me a list of all those who sent him a message for me cause I have a lil sumthin special for all of you.

Creating A Fork In The Road
New Year, New Start To many, the coming of a new year represents an opportunity to begin again. It is a time to step off of dead-end paths in order to create a fork in the road, disassociating from the old, and aligning with fresh possibilities. Harnessing the power of this trans formative energy is a matter of truly believing that resolutions can conquer past patterns. If we believe we are capable of changing our lives, we are more apt to believe that we are capable of leaving our mistakes behind. Our dedication, which might otherwise falter, is buoyed by hope. Thus, the beginning of the new year is traditionally a popular time to tackle difficult tasks such as quitting smoking, losing weight, or fulfilling worldly ambitions. But the transition from year to year can also be an opportune occasion to pursue emotional, spiritual, and intellectual growth because we no longer feel burdened by regret and disappointment. Whatever your reality, it is within your power to create the fork

Another Day In Paradise...
...at least thats the nice way to think about it! Its only 6:45 and I feel like I have put in a full day already... I have been up and down since the early morning thunder woke the girls-I dont think Joanne ever actually went back to sleep since she had me back up at 4. Thank goodness Elizabeth fell back out...at least this way one of them will be decent to be around! Add to the morning chaos the fact that the dog started having puppies around 5 and gettting ryan up for school at 6 and you get one tired Torri...too bad theres no way I can get a nap today, lol... Oh well such is the life of the mommy/aunty/dog nurse...hehehe, please forgive me if I am getting loopy by mid-morning (I am a silly silly woman if I dont get enough sleep-that is until the grumpies set in!!) Back to the dog and the new puppies (four of them so far and shes still going! Anyone want a puppy? LMAO)

Darkness Poem
Darkness by DeezNutz I stare into the darkness, I can’t help but wonder why, Things happened just the way they did, Why wasn’t I the one to die? Ever since I lost you, Not one single day goes by, That I don’t stare into that darkness, Wipe my tears, and wonder why? And I gaze up to the heavens, Not a twinkling star in sight, For I have always been the darkness, While you were everybody’s light. And I stare down the road, Not a flicker up ahead, Just left alone in darkness, With the tears that’s I’ve shed. Ever since I lost you, Not one single day goes by, That I don’t stare into that darkness, Wipe my tears, and wonder why, Why wasn’t I the one to die?? And I peer out to the ocean Waves crashing in the deep, There’s no ships out in that darkness, I sit in loneliness and weep. And I look deep into my heart, Into nothing but a hole, Just emptiness and darkness, I’m just a lost and wandering soul. Ever since I lost you, Not one si

What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

A Comment Sent To My Myspace
Jan 4, 2007 3:13 PM hey i saw this and thought about u so tell me if ima lier or not THIS IS YOU CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10 thing losers do on myspace Body: ONE* there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. (it will tell you when someone visits, but not who!) TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS MYSPACE!!! SIX Who

A Laugh
A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, day ye harv eni books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!" ************ ********* **** This is the story of Cinderella and her Sugly Isters Cinders and her Sugly Isters lived in a Marge Lansion. Cinders worked very hard. Frubbing Scloors, Weaning Clindows, Emptying Poss Pits and Shiveeling Shut! By the end of the day she was Nuckin' Fackered. Her Sugly Isters were fight Cucking Runts ! They did no Wucking Ferk, and had no Wucking Furries. They were right Bugly Astards. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swollocks. They were always Pucking Fissed. The two Sugly Isters had tickets to go to the Ball. Cinderella was Ducking Fisgusted when the Cotton Runts would not let her go. Buttons worked with Cinders. He was gifted with Nuge Hackers and a Shairy Hithole.

Careful What You Wish For] What Its Like Being A Wife & Mom 24 -7
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen

Family
so my sister and her family left just now.its sad to say goodbye but i know i will see them in a couple months. my not so bigger than me big sister is all grown up and has a great little family.an awsome husband and two amazing kids. shes my big sister nine years older than me and an inch and a half shorter despite all our hardships she made it.so now its my turn.its my turn to go out and find someone to start a family with , im not saying it has to happen now but life as i know is just begining and im scared and excited and all that shit. i used to say i never wanted kids , i wanted to adopt because i had so many friends who were in group home nd it wasnt right i wanted to rescue them,i still feel that way but at the same time i wanna be a mom i mean i do it everyday at work i help kids grow , i help there parents learn how to teach there children, i kiss scraped knees, and sing silly little songs, and i make crying scared kids feel better and safe, i wipe away tears, and take the fea

Morning Tues!!
HEY EVERYONE.. BEEN SO BUSY HERE.. HAD ALL 3 KIDS ON MONDAY SO NOT MUCH TIME ON HERE.. MADE SOME GINGER BREAD HOUSES WITH THEM.. AND WASHED MY CAR.. STILL HAVE A LITTLE COLD BUT NOT TOO BAD.. WONT BE ON TOMORROW GOT TO BE AT DAUGHTERS AT 5:30 AM TO TAKE HER TO HOSPTIAL.. SHE HAS SOME CYSTS THAT NEED A SCOPE TO SEE IF THEY NEED TO BE REMOVED OR NOT SO WILL BE THERE ALL DAY..AND NOT SURE IF REEST OF WEEK WILL BE BALE TO BE ON.. SORRY HAVENT HAD TIME TO DO MESSAGES.. JUST NOT ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY.. HOPE YOU ALL ARE DOING GOOD.. SO LOVE ALL THE COMENTS ON MY PAGE.. ;) HAVE A GOOD ONE HUGSS AND LOVE..GERI.. The Best Comments @ COMMENTRELOAD.com

Chicken Paprika
A chicken recipe simmered with paprika and sour cream. INGREDIENTS: * 1/4 cup butter * 2 tablespoons vegetable oil * 5 to 6 pounds chicken parts (about 2 broiler-fryers, cut up) * 1 medium onion, sliced * 1/2 cup sliced carrot * 1/2 cup sliced celery * 2 tablespoons paprika * 3 tablespoons flour * 1 tablespoon ketchup * 1 1/2 teaspoons salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 can chicken broth, about 1 3/4 cup, undiluted * 1/2 cup sour cream PREPARATION: In a Dutch oven or large, heavy skillet, heat 2 tablespoons of butter and 1 tablespoon vegetable over medium heat. Brown chicken, a few pieces at a time, until golden on all sides. Add more butter and oil as needed. Chicken Enchiladas RecipeFree enchilada recipes from the chefs of Chefs.com.www.chefs.com Remove chicken pieces as they brown; set aside. To the same Dutch oven, add onion, carrot, and celery; sauté for about 5 minutes. Stir in paprika; cook 1 minute. Re

Chicken Breasts On Rice
INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves, skin removed * 1 can (10 1/2 ounces) cream of mushroom soup * 1 soup can half-and-half or milk * 1 can (4 ounces) mushroom pieces, with liquid * 3/4 cup uncooked long-grain white rice * 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder * 1 envelope dry onion soup mix, divided * 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme * 2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese PREPARATION: Wash chicken breasts and pat dry; set aside. Combine soup with half and half. Reserve 1/2 cup of mixture for later. Mix remaining soup mixture with rice, garlic powder and half of the dry onion soup mix (about 1/4 cup).Mix well and pour into a baking dish. Place chicken breasts on rice mixture. Combine reserved soup mixture with undrained mushrooms. Pour over chicken breasts. Sprinkle with remaining dry onion soup mix, thyme, and Parmesan cheese. Cover tightly with foil and bake in a 350° oven for 1 hour. Remove foil and continue baking for 15 to 20 minutes lon

Unhappiness!! :(
Hey What's up Cherry Top! I've only been on here a few times, this site is pretty cool, but anyway, I'm really unhappy now in my relationship, because it seems like my man never really pays enough attention to me right now, and maybe its because I'm staying with him right now, iono, and its like when he comes home from work everyday, he don't even pay me any attention and will get online, which he is on all the time at work, then I'll cook dinner for him and my son, he'll eat, then we he gets finished, he'll say Thanks or whatever and go back to the computer, I clean off the table and do the dishes. Note: This is the most that I've ever done for my family or anyone. I really care about this man, but I feel that he is treating me unfairly and doesn't have the same feelings for me! I try everything in my power to make him happy, and it seems like nothing I ever do is enough, and won't change his mind! Tomorrow is my son's 3rd birthday, and I have a feeling that we won't be doing anything

Q&a Received In Email
Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for "suck here"! Q2 . WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, only down under! Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q4 . WHY ARE HURRICANES MOSTLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch! There, now you know everything you need to know!

Recollection Of My Past
Memories floating through my mind As I turn the pages And each single thought A few bring smiles of happiness And some tears to the eye The view of my childhood Seen clearly at last I remember the house Where I was born I remember where I was used to swing I remember the adventure in the woods I remember with all The includes and excludes I remember my heart Starts to ache And then the tears come When I recall these memories As I go along life's way I find they grow more precious still With every passing day It's funny How some things never leave The corner of my heart When I am happy They are there When I am sad They are there When my spirit soars They are right there When tomorrow comes With whatever it may be I will not regret my yesterday For it belonged to me

Tweety Teresa
hey everyone , well this is my first time doing this , well im a shy lady until i get to know u ,well i have 3kids grown, im a widow , had hard life , enough of that tired of being unhappy ,time to make all kinds of friends an start having fun lol, love to have new friends , so help me out , asu can see im new at this , well thanks for listening, an hope u had a great new years love teresa

Weather Blog
WEATHER BULLETIN Up here, in the Northern Plains, we just recovered from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands. FYI: George Bush did not come. FEMA did nothing. No one howled for the government. No one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV . Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either. CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snowstorm. Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards. No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House. No one looted. Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.

Reasoning With An Apple
we played for hours under the willow pulling switches and flagellating eachother with smirks and toe-stomps the autumn sun grew orange and low in the sky eventually we sat beneath the crab apple tree begging eachother to stop but there are seldom miracles in New England after the leaves start to turn. The first fruit zipped past my hat-covered head the next bit below the rose of my bottom lip. No matter how I begged them, they laughed like the promise of another unwanted kiss. The sun was growing large and I was getting smaller as I realized it is better to negotiate with an apple than beg a friend for mercy

Baseball Is Soon On Us
Now that my Cowboys have crushed my dreams of a Superbowl win I must move my eyes to Baseball. I am a die hard fun of the lovely losers, yes that would the Cicago Cubs. But after this off season, where the Trubine company decied to spend money I have a dreams again. I dream of a last to frist season turn around, and that the Cubs complete what they started in 2003 and win the World Series. Damn it I am tired of What till Nesy Year, damn it The Red Sox's and the White Sox's had there next years happen in the last two out of three World Series, I think it is about time that the Cubs see thier next year also. WTF - you am I kidding these are the Cubs and that damn goat will find away to haunt these Cubs from his grave like every other year. Go Cubbies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her Fiance Was Hit By A Truck...please Pray For Him!
FIRST I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR READING THIS PLEASE REPOST!!! THIS IS A REQUEST FOR PRAYERS!! YESTERDAY JANUARY 10TH AT AROUND 5PM MY FIANCE SETH WAS STRUCK BY A TRUCK WHILE WALKING ACROSS A BUSY INTERSECTION. HE IS STABLE BUT THEY ARE UNABLE TO TELL WEATHER HE HAS INTERNAL BLEEDING OR NOT..THE TRUCK WAS GOING BETWEEN 40-50 MPH WHEN HE HIT SETH, HIS BODY HAS SUFFERED SO MUCH TRAMA AND IT IS A MIRACLE THAT HE IS ALIVE! THIS IS A REQUEST FOR PRAYERS PLZ!!! HE REMAINS IN ICU (INTENSIVE CARE UNIT) UNTIL THEY FEEL THAT THEY KNOW THE EXTENT OF HIS INJURIES. PLZ PRAY FOR MY BABE ...HE NEEDS ALL OF OUR PRAYERS TO HELP BRING HIM HOME WELL SOON. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!!!!! BILLIE (repost of original by '~**Billie**~' on '2007-01-11 08:26:59')

Understanding A Woman's Erotic Dream
A couple divorced after an 8-year marriage. For the next 23 years, the woman had a recurring dream. They are reunited. The dream is very sexual, very "real" and it occurs regularly. Over these years she has remarried, was widowed, and had other romances, but the dream persists, regardless of her relationship status. In the effort to interpret dreams one learns not to take the imagery as is, but only through the filter of the person's own associations. However this dream is well-known. The dreamer is just like millions of women who repeatedly dream this same startling Dream Lover theme. There is much striking universality about it. The ex-husband has nothing to do with the source of this dream. The dream's unraveling is related to the image she has of the Ideal Man; moreover, she cannot even choose which image is for her because this is determined at an unconscious level. I would only say that her first marriage reflected an image recognized early as "heavenly," and that it r

I Dont Know If Im Better Or Not
well the first med the doc put me on sucked.i was very ill so she put me on 2 different ones.they seem to be working.the head ahces are better but my vision is still getting blurry and things still get very cloudly but im not in no where near as much pain.the one pill is a steriod witch is to open the blood vessels in my brain.im still trying to get back being ablie to type i mean i know what i want to type but what comes out is a different story all togather.i still see spots and flashes and now thanks to the steriods im hot and sweating.i have to speak to my doc tomarrow and tell her how i am.i dontknow tho.How am i? if the headaches are gone cuz my vessels have more blood flow,whats makeing them have less?no one can be on steroids that long esp me. ive taken them MANY times in my life.i dont know i guess is all just a waiting game still.

The Oral Caress
Cradled between your tender thighs I lift you to my mouth. The abundance of your wetness greets me and my mouth overflows with your warm essence. Your sweet taste is on my tongue and your fragrance delights my senses. No gentle lick this visit. No bashful cautious approach For I wish to consume you. Push against my hungry mouth As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals. Thrust against my generous tongue. Show me the power of your desire for my oral caress. My exploring tongue lifts the hood and finds your smooth firm pearl. You squeal in that unique way, signaling that I have found your special spot. I harden in response. My jaws protests what my open mouth provides but I am unrelenting in my gift, intent only on your fulfillment. I feel your body tense, and you are quiet now... Concentrating... bearing down. Soon now my love, ecstasy approaches. You push ha

The Journey
Where solice is found There is a comfort in knowing who you really are In these intimate moments All by yourself You find a yearning A waiting being filled by an unknown presence You at first are afraid or uneasy Then u release and let go Become one with what you are experiencing Never letting an outside source take you down Endure the trails Climb to the very top Now stop Look around you See where you have been Look where you could go So many choices So little time it seems to make the right one Now choose a path but if you find its the wrong one You can always just turn around and go back The passions that rise inside keep building Crescent waves of joy you may find In the simple things of life Let go of all the past regrets They will just hold you back But do take that critisim when it comes and goes As iron sharpens iron So can you climb the valleys and hills in life You too can let the right emotions take control And you can reall

The Facade Along The Wall
where is the place that you seek? a gentle breeze that is kept among your shoulders for a quiet interlude of intertwining spectacles can this be what your looking for? again no and yes in so many ways the searching and lingering of the quest is starting to take its toil so why is it that some people look but can not be found? or have but do and want ? and the giver seems to face injustice? never do these questions seem to be answered quickly enough at times so hold on th what you already have achieved beileve you can do the impossible but only that which you need is the only thing that makes life so grand its the simple things in life that are what really make us who we are belief is such a strong word trust comes and goes faith is a backbone that you should have and in everything it takes a little time and real hard work so look towards that light in the distance let go of all you feelings and doubts hold on to this and you can achieve miracle

Broken And On The Floor..
Broken and on the floor Thats where you left me... I thought we had something special I traveled many a mile just to be near you... Broken and on the floor Thoughts of you driving me insane... Wishing the pain would end Lost not knowing what to do... Broken and on the floor Wishing I had never met you... Wishing you were still a fantasy Wanting only to forget you... Broken and on the floor Wondering will the sun ever shine again... Will I ever look forward to another day Will the memories of you ever fade away... Broken and on the floor Thats where you left me... commentshack.com

A True Example Of Genius!
This made me giggle...... Laura Schlessinger is an arrogant US radio personality who dispenses advice (?) to people who call in to her radio show. She announced that as an Orthodox Jew she holds homosexuality to be an abomination (as it is written in Leviticus 18:22) and cannot be condoned under any circumstances. The following is a letter to Dr. Laura penned by some guy in the US: Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them. 1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They

Written To Me...thank You I Still Luv Them Even Thou Ur Gone!!
It will begin with a smile curling up at the corners until it collides with your eyes It will lead into words saying what can't be said trying to speak from the heart It will turn into a lifetime learning and sharing giving eachother what was missing It will begin with a smile and end with forever Soul mate Words can't express the way you make me feel. When I think about it, seems too good to be real. The love I've felt in the past cannot compare. To the love and time that we already share. Things that were important before no longer exist. Because what we have now, I had always missed. You are the answer to all of my prayers. I know in my heart, you're one who cares. I want to spend my entire life with you. By yourside, I'll always make it through. I always wondered who my soul mate would be. I knew it was you the first time you kissed me. I never believed I could be as happy as I am now. I'll love you for the rest of my life, this I vow. I am not

Bored
Hey im new here so im trying to get use to everything on here.I have a myspace that is way easier but im trying this out lol.If anyone wants to add me on myspace here is my link http://www.myspace.com/love2loveubabe so add me if ya like.

How Do I Know
how do i know that i love you so that everything about me leads to you how do i know that this feeling will grow it never has stopped getting bigger by the day i know one thing i can say truthfully since the day we met my heart has truly been yours to have an to hold

Breathe No More
I've been looking in the mirror for so long. That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side. All the little pieces falling, shatter. Shards of me, Too sharp to put back together. Too small to matter, But big enough to cut me into so many little pieces. If I try to touch her, And I bleed, I bleed, And I breathe, I breathe no more. Take a breath and I try to draw from my spirits well. Yet again you refuse to drink like a stubborn child. Lie to me, Convince me that I've been sick forever. And all of this, Will make sense when I get better. But I know the difference, Between myself and my reflection. I just can't help but to wonder, Which of us do you love. So I bleed, I bleed, And I breathe, I breathe no... Bleed, I bleed, And I breathe, I breathe no more.

U.s. Border Patrol Agent Shoots Mexican Migrant Dead
A U.S. Border Patrol agent shot and killed a 22-year-old Mexican who was crossing illegally into the United States, U.S. police said on Saturday. The agent shot Francisco Dominguez, who had crossed into Arizona with family members and other migrants, while trying to take him into custody, Cochise County Sheriff's Office spokesman Carol Capas said. She declined to give further details, including why the shooting occurred, because of an ongoing investigation. A spokesman at a U.S. Border Patrol office in Tucson, Arizona, could not be reached for comment. Mexico's Foreign Ministry said it instructed the Mexican Embassy in Washington to investigate the shooting of Dominguez, who came from the state of Puebla. "The ministry is concerned about these kinds of situations of disproportionate violence that lead to the loss of human lives," it said in a news release. Every year, thousands of Mexicans risk their lives sneaking across the 2,000-mile border, much of it desert, looking

Why Does Life Have To Be So Damn Depressing.
A lot, of bad things have happen to me. But, I have looked past a lot of it. Going on with life as I should. I have always been a giver. Just this once, I wish something would go right in my life. I have had a shitty day today. I have cried most of the day. And I feel no one cares. I know its not true of course. But, I am drowning in my own sorrow. i think i need a Vacation from everyone and everything in my life.

Dallas Driving Rules
First you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is DAL-US, not DAL-ISS. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Dallas has its own version of traffic rules. . ..."Hold on and pray". 1. There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Dallas. We all drive like that. All directions start with, "Get on Beltline". . . which has no beginning and no end. 2. The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. 3. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot. 4. When you are the first one on the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid crashing into all the drivers running the red light in cross-traffic. 5. Construction on Central Expressway is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment. We had sooo much fun with that,! we have added George Bush Freeway and the High Five to the mix. 6. All

Epic Of Gilgamesh Part Ix
Over his friend, Enkidu, Gilgamesh cried bitterly, roaming the wilderness. "I am going to die!--am I not like Enkidu?! Deep sadness penetrates my core, I fear death, and now roam the wilderness-- I will set out to the region of Utanapishtim, son of Ubartutu, and will go with utmost dispatch! When I arrived at mountain passes at nightfall,' I saw lions, and I was terrified! I raised my head in prayer to Sin, to ... the Great Lady of the gods my supplications poured forth, 'Save me from... !"' He was sleeping in the night, but awoke with a start with a dream: A warrior(!) enjoyed his life-- he raised his axe in his hand, drew the dagger from his sheath, and fell into their midst like an arrow. He struck ... and he scattered them, The name of the former ... The name of the second ... (26 lines are missing here, telling of the beginning of his quest.] The Scorpion-Beings The mountain is called Mashu. Th

Sunday
wake up early,with no where to go. feed the cat make my coffee and go back to sleep.when i get back up , i start the drerry things that need done,start cleaning and laundry,decide what to feed the kids for dinner,with that doe i hit ,the tv for football ,and a chat with my friends online,then back to the grind,cook the diner,do the dishes and climb laundry moutain again repeatedly,truly the task i hate the most,wondering if kids ever really wear these cloths or do they just return to moutain in a few days? but anyway thats my sunday, knows it can be better but thats how it is till i find the one that shares my views, my love,and passions wakes up next to me. are you the twisted one i seek,that sees threw my eyes,understands how and what i think,feel the heat of the fire that burns in my heart,never lie to me even if it hurts,because nothing hurts worse then a lie,and above all never call me normal.its a long way to my heart,but worth the miles. commenthole.com

God's Action Figures
The beginning is near And we call it “the end”. Our disaster will be contained; Our experimental existence Flooded and put in a jar. Come sinners and drink these toxins Come sinners and drink these toxins You can’t swim without them You can’t live without them Messiah? You liar! What man can save that can’t save himself? Messiah? You liar! What man can save us that dies in his blood? Don’t cry now, The beginning is near And our line-up is prepared. One by one we’ll be absolved And taken from the earth like sins Riding on the goat’s back. Drink drink drink up sinners The toxins will save you Swallow up these poisons hunny You can’t swim without ‘em. Messiah? You liar! Is he a coward whom hides in the sky? Messiah? You liar! What father sends his children to die? Time to get in line Time’s come and here’s the sign Time to get in line Make sure to bring your wine It’s time to get in line. Absolution’s on sale today Take this wafer you canniba

Daily Devotional 1/14/07
January 14 - Daily Feast Volume II Many trails lead away from the right path. Our feet wander far for answers to the same questions our old ones sang about and prayed over in the quiet of their own thoughts. Do we have new problems? No, it is the same one, tsv s gi na, the enemy that tries to rule our thinking and actions. He comes dressed in circumstances that will entice us to his way. But he is still the same old enemy who keeps trying. There is nothing new under the sun. The same devils that tried the souls of ancient men have a new vulnerable generation - and not enough are aware of the danger. ~ From here on I want to live in peace. ~ GERONIMO - APACHE "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 14 "It is a native tradition to sit in a circle and talk-to share what is in your heart." --John Peters (Slow Turtle), WAMPANOAG The talking circle is also a listening circle. The talki

Signs/eye Colors...mines Pretty Accurate...how About Yours?
VIRGO: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. LIBRA: Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet. Amazing in Bed. Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with, they'll make you cry. The most irresistible. ARIES: Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in

What Makes You Feel Loved.....
What makes you feel that I love you, is it when I hold you close to me. My hand slowly sliding down your backside lightly rubbing every inch of you. Placing my hand to the inside of your thighs slowly moving upward toward your now moist vagina while kissing your lips feverishly. Now gently laying you on the bed as I remove your gown inch by inch kissing each newly exposed spot. I start at the neck eagerly working my way to the right breast making sure to take my time gently kissing and sucking the nipple. I move to the left breast repeating the act. Now working my way to the navel not neglecting any spot in between. From there I follow the sweet smell of your now flowing juices to your inner thighs until I find the spots that make you move and squirm un-controlable not stopping until you scream in ecstasy......... I continue to kiss your glowing body working my way upward slowly, saying I love you with each kiss. I enter you slowly, enjoying the moist love canal to your soul.

Being Nice
I wish I could stop being TOO nice. I am willing to bend over backwards for people and that scares them. Everyone always looks for the ulterior motive. I realize that no one expects a person to be nice simply because it comes naturally. I would change it if I could. I have tried but as soon as I am in the situation the nicety comes flooding out.

To Kenton
I’m so confused, I think he loves me but I’m not sure, he says it but why does he tell other chicks he thinks they are hott. I know he wants to have another chick sometimes but he know I don’t want that. Last night I went out with him and I had a wonderful time and I thought he did too. He told me that we don’t have anything in common and now I’m beginning to wonder why he started dating me. I know why I dated him, because he is wonderful and amazing and so hot. I feel safe with him and I did feel loved by him and I always felt better with him. Like nothing could be bad, even though we had a few fights. I know he is scared that of being hurt and that I might cheat on him, but I wont I love him to much for that. This is not a crush; this is not a pretend love. I LOVE HIM in the way that I could spend my life with him. He is so stubborn, its like he doesn’t want me to care for him or he might get attached. I could tell last night that he was getting sick. He works all the time. I

Resturant-bbq
here in clarksville tn there is a small shack of a place called bownes bbq. its located on collage ave and kraft interection. this is the best bbq i have ever had! (sorry rie, even better then edmontons) closed on monday and tuesday though. but try it, so worth it!

Mold
black mold is nothing to play with. you all need to watch for moisture in your homes preferably under windows and if you have it oyu need to throw away all things that are in the area and deep clean i mean seriously deep clean the area with bleach and that stuff that they use at hospitals. it is nothing to play with. you know you are sick from it if you have black stuff coming out of your noses accompanied with nausea and vomiting...if you start to throw up you need to get to a hospital immediately. IT IS NO JOKE!!!!! it is most common this time of year b/c of all the moisture from the snow and ice. so take care of your little ones and yourselves.

New Here
so i new here. thanks to nathan i joined and am enjoying it very much. i like this site alot. off work today cause of ice in Tx. bunch of wussies cant handle a bit of cold and ice.LOL i'm orginally from MI so this is nothing to me. well that all for now..

Congressmen Want To Pardon Border Agents
SAN DIEGO -- Last-minute pleas are being made in the case of two former Border Patrol agents who are due to report to prison. Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos were convicted in a court in El Paso, Texas, for shooting and wounding a Mexican drug smuggler. Congressional representatives, including Duncan Hunter and Dana Rohrabacher, have been urging the president to pardon the two. The agents have been sentenced to serve 11 and 12 years in prison, respectively. According to the Washington Times, the agents found 743 pounds of marijuana in the smuggler's van. Do you think these Border Patrol agents should be pardoned? Take a national poll at: http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/10773809/detail.html

Images Of War
Copyright 2005 Bill Williams War It all starts out As quiet and calm As the eye of the storm Then starts raging As it courses through time People killing one another Shooting their guns And throwing grenades All together evil War A profound display of insecurity Always compensating for something Small in their lives The discomfort Of something that they’re hiding Something that they’re hiding from War It goes on and on Minute after minute Hour after hour Day after day For weeks or months or even years War is hell War it all starts out as quiet and calm as the eye of the storm our boys and girls sent over seas to fight for our freedom for the USA Protecting our flag Protecting our people Protecting our freedom Our right to be alive Risking their lives The truly brave War What can I say No good ever comes of it The eruption of corruption The corruption of conformity You have to stand for what you love Or go down in the fight You

My Kingdom For A Poem
Copyright 2005 Bill Williams A poem, a poem My kingdom for a poem A group of words To communicate emotion To communicate your fears We walk along daily Going hand in hand Floating on the cloud Walking through the air Swimming in the sea Sitting on the floor Standing on the street Listening at the door The music’s just as sweet The love that it conveys The emotion that it shows There is nothing sweeter Than a hand picked red rose The smell so sweet The sound of prose I love to hear The sound so sweet As the subtle keys And the gentle flute Poetry and prose How sweet the sound How much it grows Quickly it’s found The red of the rose A poem, a poem My kingdom for a poem That group of words Communicating emotion Communicating fear A fear of people A fear of an object A fear of a creature A fear to object A poem, a poem My kingdom for a poem The passed group of words The communication of emotion The communication of life

Life For Rent....
I haven't really ever found a place that I call home .... I never stick around quite long enough to make it .... I apologize that once again I'm not in love ... But it's not as if I mind, that your heart ain't exactly breaking .... It's just a thought, only a thought .... But if my life is for rent and I don't lean to buy ... Well I deserve nothing more than I get , Cos nothing I have is truly mine,,,, I've always thought that I would love to live by the sea ,,,, To travel the world alone , and live my life more simply .... I have no idea what's happened to that dream? Cos there's really nothing left here to stop me .... It's just a thought, only a thought .... But if my life is for rent and I don't learn to buy ... Well I deserve nothing more than I get , Cos nothing I have is truly mine ..... While my heart is a shield and I won't let it down .... While I am so afraid to fail so I won't even try .... Well how can I say I'm alive ?? If my life i

Espin Personality Test
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... The eSPIN Personality Test MY RESULT:Saint You can't be a better person than a saint. You're selfless, sweet, and we wouldn't be surprised if you could perform a miracle or two. Of all the personality types on this test, yours is by far the most respectable. We mean, how couldn't everyone love you? Just remember, though - as nice as it is to help other people, sometimes you gotta help yourself a little, too. Don't be afraid to a little selfish every now and then. Seriously! We give you permission. Take This Quiz!

3 Days To Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiya all again....this is my first competition i have entered on cherry and i really could do with as many votes and comments as you can spare so plzzzzzzzzzzz go vote on my morph...i will be eternally grateful for your support guys and gals!!Even if you have voted plz repost this for me plz!!!sO JUST 3 DAYS LEFT!!!! Steve http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=208893&albumid=183822&i=2703719527

Success
Ive got a job with a company called Solar Turbines. Ill be making 40k a year. Full benefits for me and my family. haha anyone got a wife and kid i can borrow? Slowly but surely im making it. Id like to thank my friends and family for not giving up on me. You all helped me get this far. Id like to thank my "best-friend" you kept my mind right whether you know it or not. I miss ya.

Men Preference Of Thicker Women Or Skinnie Minnies
♥BlondeAquarius♥@ CherryTAP posed an interesting question in her blog, wtf?, wherein she questions why the same men who profess that they are wanting a thicker woman often times end up with a Miss Skinnie Minnie. My response to her was: Sad thing is.... men often say anything to get laid. Brutal, but true. Some... honestly do prefer thicker women, but the real proof is in the puddin' when you find out who they are really vying for. Some... have mothers or grandmothers or other relatives that are thick women and who they admire greatly. As such, perhaps, the real test to see how honest they are about their admirations for thicker women is to see who in their own family that they admire. It isn't a fail proof test, but it is an insight into who they truly are. :D Do you think that I was way off base????? or, right on target???

Not The Motorcycle. Its The Man.
ITS NOT THE MOTORCYCLE THAT MAKES THE MAN. IT IS THE MAN WHO RIDES THE MACHINE. DON'T JUDGE THE BOOK BY ITS COVER. OPEN THE PAGES, NEVER KNOW WHAT LYES INSIDE OR WHAT YOU MIGHT DISCOVER. PEACE AND STRENGTH, INDEPENDENT, FOLLOW NO ONE. RIDE FREE, RIDE HARD. SCOOTER BLACK JAN. 19, 2007

Whispers
What's left to give, when everything has been taken? How many times will this heart be shaken?...From the very thing that's bruised it again and again. Push rewind......then stop...delete where this all began. I can be anything, even just a friend. Some choices are never easy when feelings are still at hand. The times I felt so in love, were the times I felt so alive. And I can't shake these dreams. It's a picture perfect world, cuz in them you're here with me. Careful not to speak too loudly. But loud enough not to be so quiet. Grasping the words that fall from your lips. If they cause any more emotions, it's gonna start a riot. Hold back and this heart will go left undiscovered. Hopes will turn cold and the future will remain covered. Left to be alone, lost in a distant memory. They say all is fare in love and war....or is it just a conspiracy?

Children On The Internet - Be Forwarned!!
As originally posted by WolfEagle1499@ CherryTAP as a CT bulletin entitled as Show this to any kids that want to use the Internet: I Received this in the e-mail. I had to send it out to everyone. Now as you know I don't have any kids, but this is still very important to pass on This is a Must Read for everyone who have children or grandchildren EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE YOUR CHILDREN READ IT TOO! MAYBE AFTER THEY READ THIS YOUR KIDS WILL NOT THINK THEIR PARENTS ARE TO OVER PROTECTIVE!! After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: ByAngel213: Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following Me home today It was really weird! GoTo123: LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? ByAngel213: Of course I d

Why???
Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep ru

How To Give A Cat A Bath
1. Add one capful of shampoo to the water in the toilet. Put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.) 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".) 5. Have someone open the door to the outside. (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.) 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 7. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. The toilet will be sparkling clean!

Day 3
Today just sucked. I got a call around 9 am from my manager asking me to come in to work early around 2 or 3 instead of 5 like I was scheduled for. So I agreed and went back to sleep. Well then I woke up around noon and got out of bed and did things around my house. Almost skipped breakfast, well i had the cereal and the bowl on the counter and walked away from them, don't remember why. So I ate the cereal around like 1pm. Sat on the couch for a bit crocheting my blanket. Soon it was time for work I had to leave about 2:30 to be on time. I ended up skipping lunch at home, so at work I was silently yelling at myself on how I failed and the like. I made sure I ate a large meal at dinner, but still I felt like a failure. Then I told the bf on my skipped meal and he was like now is not a good time to piss me off. On the way home the voices of the eating disorder and my other mental condition, borderline personality disorder, almost made me cry. They were like you are worthless and

What Mental Disorder Do You Have?
What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Manic Depressive You have extreme cycles of highs and lows. Sometimes you feel like you don't know who you are. One week you could be very hyper and happy and the next week you are slow and depressed. Paranoia GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder) OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) What mental disorder do you have?

Just Read This
i am deleting tons of you from my friends list! if you never talk to me then what is the point of being on my friends list. its not like ur getting a lot of points from me. anyhow i used to have 1400+ friends now im down to 500 something and still deleting ppl. i am only keeping ppl who talk to me...

What A Day !
I swear it was monday as bad as my day was I woke up at 6:30 am went out to start my car and it had a flat tire so okay not a great start but, I got over and changed the tire. Then on my way to work which did I mention I was late getting to ? This lady pulls out within 3 feet of me and well I hit her. The dumb ass that she was gets out and yells at me like it was my fault.She calls the cops. they take 20 minutes to get there then the cops are taking her side. finally I get pissed off and start telling the cops how she pulled out when this older man came out of his house to see what all the yelling was about. to make a really long story shorter. he tell the cops that this lady who I hit pull his same stunt once a month. Can you all believe that. So she got arrestted. Than my day got better. Thank God for small miracles.

Ancient Chambers Span Across Beneath Northern Arizona
Saturday, April 27, 1991 ARIZONA DAILY SUN, Flagstaff, Arizona New Orleans (AP) -- Three young archaelogists came to Northern Arizona and crept through sacred rooms, over rocky precipes and by dangerous rattlesnakes to discover a huge complex of catagombs that could rewrite theories about the Indians of the southwestern United States. "It's absolutely mind-numbing. We would have never believed it could have existed," John W. Hohman, one of the three archaeologists, said Friday during the meeting of the 2,000 member Society of American Archaeology. "It will change a lot of what we believed about Indians in the Southwest. They may have been far more advanced than we believed." Hohman admitted to feeling a bit like Indiana Jones, the archaeologists-adventurer from the movies. Armed with a flashlight and a pistol, it was Hohman who rapelled down the steep fissures, frequently dotted with rattlesnakes sunning themselves on rocky outcrops, into the catacombs. The catacombs his e

App
1. name? 2. age? 3. height and weight? 4. where do u live? 5. do u think i'm hot? 6. would i be a bf, friend with benefits or just a friend to hang out with? 7. what do u like to do on a date? 8. if i made a move on u, what would u do? 9. would u hold my hand? 10. would u kiss me? 11. tongue or no tongue? 12. would u come back to my place afterwards? 13. would u want to have sex with me? 14. do u want to now? 15. on a scale of 1-10, how openminded and wild are you? 16. whats the craziest thing we would do? 17. 1-10, how passionate and affectionate are you? 18. if u could ask me one thing, anything, ask me now and i promise to tell u the honest truth. 19. would u seriously be interested in me? 20. if so, can i call you and if yes leave ur phone number.... 21. will u repost so i can fill out for you?

But Still Those Days Come Back To Me
The heart pounds, my mind races, lungs feel like failing, still I drown. Feeling faint not wanting to wait for the darkness to take over my eyes. Leaving you with no surprise, with my death comes time for a new rise. Tell me your thoughts and all that you fear. I`ll use it against you, I`ll make you want to disappear. So come see my side, and all the damage you`ve done. My revenge won`t come lightly, but it will be all in fun.

~my Amazing Friend~
I told you I would never again, Let someone take my heart. Here I'm sitting wanting you, And hate that we're apart. Everyday you're in my thoughts, Every night you're in my dreams. I can't believe what's happening, Is this really what it seems? Every morning as I wake, Each night as I drift to sleep, Those hours of every day, These moments, away they creep. The kisses shared between us, Have always reached the sky. As your lips part I'm anxious, My spirit seems to fly. The inch seems to shorten, So close yet still so far, Time seems to have frozen, I feel how close you are. My breathing is now lost, Along with every thought.... This dream is put on pause, 'Cause now the alarm goes off. Take a chance to know me, To let me share it all. And my friend one day soon For me perhaps you'll fall. Our friendship we now have Is something that I'd miss But maybe once we both let go We will find eternal bliss.

You Must Be Getting Old :(
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break-up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead

Hi Everyone.
well like i said to u earlier i have cancer and it is stomach cancer and i am getting surgry in a couple of weeks. soplease everyone don't be mad when i am not on for awhile. i guess i will be going now and thank u for the people that commented on this and yes i will talk to anyone who will listen to me. love u of u like family.thanks again.

Opinion ... Love Is Immortality
LOVE IS IMMORTALITY I’ve come to know there are two MINDS that live inside of me; one can only know this world, the other can be free. The worldly MIND can never love, thus does not understand, when feelings ebb and flow inside like waves upon the sand. It finds no earthly reason why a being lives or dies; why feelings do not follow thought, when Love is in my eyes. The worldly MIND says all is well no outer dangers near, and yet the OTHER sounds alarms, that ring inside my ear. They both are there and both aware, my BODY was their womb; yet worldly MIND nust stay confined within this mortal tomb. The OTHER knows no boundaries except in human life, a SPIRIT MIND is not a man, or boy or girl or wife. Each time it joined a life on earth it shared a BODY style, for flesh is not identity the form is just a trial. MIND and flesh are vehicles for SPIRIT use on earth; the challenge each must meet in life

Questions (reposted)
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have multiple orgasms? 18. Internal or External ? ( When I Cum ) 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 20. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? take the chalenge...Leave/Send me a messege!!

Your Beast
There’s not much you can do or say to change me Every time I try it just drives me crazy And further into the clutches of a deranged debase beast Try to snuff him out and he just comes back blazing And raging Grazing on how much you hate him Fuck water to wine, or bread from the sky Turn blood and cum into kerosene When it ignites it’s so amazing Pry your eyes off the exit, there’s no escaping I transcend your top speed with the flick of a razor Slashing at your various levels of soft, stupid plastic I hug like an iron maiden, it’s necro-tastic Executioner, mortician, grave digger, AND the raider of caskets Wake up the dead with a bitch-slap for the masses Fuck you back to life in a blur of static Stay below the radar but above the traffic Shine your glass bubble until it’s crystal clear I’ll smash through your façade with some all American steel You would never guess how rough my hands are Compared to how soft I can make it feel With a scarred and calloused hand I

It's All Here Now...
Another week out of the way... progress has been slow but moving forward is always good! A friend of mine, Harvey aka Kegman, took me down in his truck to get all my stuff... and my car from Fort Smith, Arkansas... it's about an hour south of where I'm staying now... so now all my belongings are with me which is a big relief... first off, we had to push the car out of the garage it was in and then jumpstart... it had been sitting so long that the battery was dead... then as I backed out onto the street, I pushed the brake pedal down and it hit the floor... but the car wasn't slowing down... talk about an "Oh shit!" moment... LOL Thank heaven for the emergency brake! I got the car around to the front of the hose and checked the brake fluid... or where the brake fluid is supposed to be anyway... LMAO It was empty... so I filled it back up... and left the car running to charge the batter back up... I had one tire that was very low but not flat... we limped the car to a convenience store

If You Want To Be A Slave?
If you want to be a slave, If you want to be enslaved, You must show him your inner strength as well as your unquestioning trust. If you wish be found pleasing to him, you must struggle to please him and not yourself. If you wish to devote your life to him, you must learn that your role is not as his peer. If you would consider yourself his, are you prepared to be slave even when its not easy or fun? If you call yourself slave, will you obey even in fury or tears? Do you eliminate the "If"s from your vocabulary, and realize that slavery is not conditional? A slave gives from the heart, she doesn't consider it a "gift" Its not all wrapped up in rainbows and pink ribbons, Its bound in determined sacrifice and decorated with her tears of pain, effort, and bliss Its the sheerest, most primitive, raw expression of self she can give She gives only what is left, after the pride and

Today
Yesterday I woke up wanting tomorrow to be over so badly that I forgot about today. Now today has dealt me a losing hand and I have a multitude of tomorrows just like today. All because; I forgot about today. I forgot about today. I forgot about today… Please don’t forget about… today.

Visit Afar!
I lay quietly on the deserted beach listening to the waves gently lapping at the shore while the sun beat down on my naked body!!! I had been saving for this vacation for a year now, and finally here I was on a beach in Brazil enjoying the fruits of my labors!!! After reading about the fanaticism that the Brazillian people had for keeping their bodies in tip top shape, she had even joined a health club to make sure that I wasn't too embarrassed by the locals, and even I had to admit that I looked pretty darn good!!! I had been here for two days and not a single solitary sole had invaded this part of the beach, so when I felt the sun disappearing and a shaddow roll over me, I only thought that it was a passing cloud, but much to my surprise I was snapped to reality when I realized that a naked young man was standing next to me staring at my sun tanned body!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com "W-what do you want," I asked nervously while casually glancing arou

American Indian Tribes By State
Alabama Choctaw, Creek and Mobile. Arkansas Quapaw, Caddo and Chakchilma. Arizona Havasupai, Hopi, Walapai, Yayapai, Mojava, Zuni, Coyotero, Yumi, Apache, Pima, Pinal Arivaipi, Maricopa, Chiricahua, Cocopah, Thono O'odham, Yaqui and Opata. California Yurok, Shasta, Wiyot Yuki, Modoc, Wintun Pomo, Maidu, Patwin, Miwok, Mono, Panamint, Yokuts, Chemehueyi, Serrano, Mojawa, Cahhulla, Diegueno, Costana, Esselen, Salinan, Chumash, Gabriallino and Luiseno. Colorado Ute, Navajo, Arapaho, Kiowa, Cheyenne and Comanche. Connecticut Whappinger and Narraganset. Georgia Creek, Yuchi, Yamasi, Apola, Sawokli, Edisto, Cusabo and Guale. Idaho Blood, Pend D'orielle, Coer D'alene, Nez Perce, Lemni, Bannock, Wind River Shoshone and Shoshone. Illinois Moingwena, Kaskaskla, Peoria, Illinois, Tamaroa Chahokia. Indiana Miami, Wea and Piankasha. Iowa Omaha, Potowatomi and Moingwena. Kansas Cheyenne, Kansa, Kiowa and Osaga. Kentucky Shawnee. Louisianna Tunica

Fairy????
You scored as Fairy. You are a fairy. You have wings as soft as lace and the ability to fly. Your wings are similar to a butterflys and like snowflakes no 2 fairys wings are alike. You are the shyest creature on the planet around humans, but when you seek comfort you always find it in animals and the forest. You are the purest creature ever and are often mistaken for lightning bugs at night! You can only be seen by people who believe in fairys and can be brought back to life when an animal gives their life to you. Fairy94%Vampire75%Dragon69%Devil69%Werewolve56%Mermaid0%What Mythological Creature are you?(Cool pictures!)created with QuizFarm.com

700 Sundays
I just finished reading 700 Sundays by Billy Crystal. Yes the actor. It's the story of his childhood and growing up. Billy lost his father at age 15, I lost mine at age 24. Billy has an extreme love for baseball as do I so I've always had a connection with him one could say. His book is excellent!! It's a fast easy read, and it will make you smile, laugh, cry, and most important laugh some more. (Yes I'm man enough to admit I cried, the chapter where he loses his dad was very tough to read) He took the title from approximatly the number of Sundays he got to spend with his father, because that was the important day of the week for them. I highly recommend reading this if you have the slightest interest. That's it just wanted to jot those thoughts down. -Mark

Cold Girls Dont Read This Pls...craving Sensual Pleasure
It's 4:00 a.m., dark and quiet, the stillness wrapping around you like a comfortable, cozy blanket. Like most early mornings, you are wide awake and craving sensual pleasures. Searching the internet for sensual delights isn't very satisfying most of the time, it's mostly a wasteland of cocks and pussies in variations combinations. Raw sex can be fun, but it's like fast food -- it satisfies the basic need of hunger, but leaves you craving for more. So after masturbating several times while browsing some photos and reading a few stories of spurting cum, rock hard cocks, and massive boobs, You're still hungry for some thing more satisfying, some thing that captures the imagination, some thing that can inspire the soul, some thing that enhances the sensual experiences of rubbing your clit slowly and softly, some thing that inspires your desire so that when you cum, you cum long and hard. In my quest for sensual pleasures, You have decided to keep a diary on line of your sensual fanta

Poems
You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you

Man Laws!
Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c. After wrecking your boss's car. d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e. When she is using her teeth. 3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At t

12-23-06 18th Entry
December 23, 2006, 09:05:pm Well I saw the surgeon on the 18th. *sighs* I have to have a sleep apnea test and then they are going to work on getting the surgery through the insurance ;) (had ya worried there for a second with that sigh didn't I, hehehe). I passed all the doctors requirments, but he is adding the sleep apnea test because I snore (apparently like a freight train, its been told to me that the peeps here try to decide who's worse. Me or LA the boxer dog rotflmao). If I'm good to go with this test and the insurance accepts, I'll be having surgery hopefully the middle of February. The doc is booked until then so couldn't get things done faster. But at least its getting done. Good timing too. The last couple weeks have been hell on me with my back. I've even missed 2 days of work this past week because I was in so much pain I could hardly walk. The days I did get to work, people could apparently tell I was having a bad time of it because it was written all over

Ubject: To All My Friends Can You Please Read This And Repost It, Thank You So Much!!! (repost)
ubject: To all my friends can you please read this and repost it, thank you so much!!! (repost) date: 2007-01-27 13:54:17 To all my friends can you please read this and repost it, thank you so much!!! (repost) date: 2007-01-23 19:12:06 I am trying to get a yacht in Incredible Hulks pimpin gift giveaway, but I need 40,000 comments for it!:( I need all the help you can give me and there is no time limit to get it so you can do some everyday to help me and I will always return the favor!! Just click the pic below and it will send you right to the pic that I have entered! (repost of original by 'Incredible Hulk- - Please Fan Me Too!!!' on '2007-01-23 19:01:51') (repost of original by '~~~~PEYTONLICIOUS~~~' on '2007-01-23 19:10:28') Report as NSFW (Not Safe For Work) [?]

Drowned In Leather
DROWNED IN LEATHER I’m up at the bar hanging out showing of my new so tight leather pants. I’m not paying attention but someone sits down beside me! I feel a warm hand rubbing my knee! I turn and look there is a beautiful brunette women starring at me and she is covered head to toe in black leather! She introduces herself as Leslie, I introduce myself and offer to buy her a drink. She accepts and compliments me on how much she likes my leather pants while her hand has moved to my leather covered cock.. My cock stiffens but is unable to grow because of the tightness of my pants. She scraps her long nails across my cock and running across my knee with a sinful smile on her face. After a few drinks we decide to get a cab and leave together. We hope in the care and she gives directions to her house. After a few moments of silence she leans down and spreads my legs apart and starts licking and sucking the bulge in my pants. Smearing her bright pink lipstick all over the crotch of my p

Good Morning/good Afternoon, Everyone!
I'm off for a busy day! Early start, late ending, I'm afraid. But the ending will be belly dancing class, so I can't complain! I do love my dance class!! Have a fantastic day, everyone! Keep warm, for those in the Cold Zone, lol! Much love and hugs to all! Blessings on one and all! See you later, my friends! Energyworkers: remember to keep those shields up, lol!

Cancer What I Am
cancer what i am .:CANCER:. The Cutie MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

I Knew
I knew that to get comfortable in your heart I ran the risk of not your regular heartbreak. I saw you not just as my now, but my forever and always. I saw you as the beginning of happiness and the ending of pain linked to bullshit. I dreamed of a female that could make me not break me, move me not abuse me, respect me not absorb and dispose of me. My ability of giving is only out shined by my ability to give at the wrong time. Since jokes are told in between stories of fairy tales that were attainable. They just seem to blend into an on point depiction of realities cruelty. Echoes responded to only by the silence of the voice that made them. Visions hidden to the eye that dreamed them. Is it possible to live a life of unconditional love? Is it possible to bet your last smile on the long shot of real love returned? Is could of, would of, should of, maybe, I hope, I think, well if everything works out to where your not at risk then maybe we could have a mutual smile that lasts for more t

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Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The woman second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their

Why Some Women Wont Swallow......or This Is Why Im Hot! Pt 2
I remember one particular morning while an adolescent living at home, I decided that I wanted some of my Dad’s orange juice. He didn’t drink the crap we kids did — meaning me and the entire neighborhood that hung out at my house.....ours was called Bright’n'Early and it was more like Tang. It was the Milli Vanilli of orange juices…. fake! Girl, you know it’s true!! Ooo Ooo Ooo! I love juice!! But the morning in question.......I wanted to try some of that “healthy” juice my Pops drank........ And his was the orange juice with all the pulp in it....... So he poured a glass for me and when I took a sip..... immediately scrunched up my face and thought to myself......"What in the Ricky Bell hell is this mess?!?!” I mean, I like oranges....... I like juice........ But this orange juice had a whole bunch of stuff in it!......That pulp felt like a bunch of ants were playing spades on my gums! I finished the juice because.......in my household.......you don’t get food a