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Hugs Favor Needed!!
My cousin, who happens to be a local Rap artist here in Minneapolis, MN is up for a local award. It would be much appreciated if some of my good friends on here would go to this link www.myspace.com/twincitiesmusicawards and go to "Best Kept Secret Award" and then vote for Lucca Brazzi..I will love you forever if you do!

So Who Reads These Anyway???
I accidently rated someone's photo a 1 recently. I was drunk. ( anyone who knows me realizes this is highly likly ) They made a big deal out of it. They said it was only because they had their daughter in the picture. So ok. I rated all the pictures with their daughter a 10 ( fixing the rating I messed up on too. ) and all the pictures with just them a 1. Yah, I'm an ass, but my point being, they were still upsett. " now you're just immature " was said. I'm immature because they value vanity and their appearnce and their numbers they are upsett because of the numbers I gave them??? Whatever. Numbers and pictures. I'm gunna be happy after saturday, fuck what other people think.

Some Bullshit
A former Sumner County Sheriff's deputy will face a jury charged in the death of his 19-month-old son. Tuesday morning, a judge said there was enough evidence to send Steven Rupert, Jr., to trial. Prosecutors say Rupert left his son, 19-month-old Lucas Cole, alone in a chair just a few feet away from a private pool. Rupert made a couple of runs to his car when the boy wandered into the pool and drowned. Branden Stitt, a former co-worker of Rupert's, testified he was on the phone with Rupert when the man noticed his son had left the chair. "Then, there was a quick, 'Oh my gosh!' said Stitt, "and the phone hung up." "As he was walking closer to the pool, he noticed a foot or a leg in the pool," testified Jeff Newsum, an agent with the Kansas Bureau of Investigation. "As he got closer to the pool, he saw Lucas floating face up." Rupert is charged with involuntary manslaughter and a count of aggravated child endangerment. The judge said the two charges could be overlappi

An Opinion About Nothing At All
An opinion about nothing at all Please don't leave me here alone, in my brainspace this has become a very dangerous place for me to face all alone. I lie worth living, this continuous disgrace and all of my trust has been misplaced because to be safe means solitude. So in which direction do I begin to make a senseless confusion of all the fake, the calamities I take too seriously. What's it like to live in my head? Picture a place where everything is dead and veins have all bled a viceral mess. But it's the silver lining of any cloud when feet actually touch the ground I'm alone in this crowd of whispering voices. Please tell them to be quiet my body is on the verge of a required riot a product of all the lying I do to myself. I need to know all your secrets because if you can live with regret and countless years of neglect so can I. But I just want them silenced the buzz in my brain has become a tireless tyrant that runs rampant in the

Hello...goodbye
It's deployment time again here. The time when I find out just how weak or strong I am. The time when I question all I believe in. Last night was another one of those times. An EOD group from Ft. Carson spent Tuesday night here. They were hooking up with another EOD group from Ft. Stewart to all fly to Iraq together. Usually on deployments we don't get to spend much one on one time with soldiers. It's very hectic and they are in and out in less than two hours. We really don't get to talk and socialize much. But because the group from Ft. Carson had already done all the "official" stuff, like briefings etc. they were free to roam around and do whatever. This gave us four hours to talk to them. In this four hours one soldier and I became what I hope to be life long friends. He is the assistant to the Chaplain and it was his first deployment. I think his nerves had the best of him because for those four hours he was my shadow. Wherever I went he went..whatever I did he did. Including hel

Harvest Salad To Go
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 5 min Makes: 1 serving 2 Tbsp. KRAFT Ranch Dressing 1/2 cup Granny Smith apple wedges 1/4 cup red grapes 4 slices OSCAR MAYER Shaved Oven Roasted Turkey Breast, cut into strips 2 cups torn mixed salad greens 1/4 cup KRAFT Natural Sharp Cheddar Cheese Crumbles 1-1/2 tsp. OSCAR MAYER Real Bacon Bits POUR dressing into bottom of resealable container. Add apples; toss to coat. LAYER with remaining ingredients. Seal container. TOSS salad to coat with dressing just before serving. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Healthy Living Save 80 calories and 11 g of fat per serving by using KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Ranch Reduced Fat Dressing and KRAFT Natural 2% Milk Reduced Fat Colby & Monterey Jack Cheese Crumbles. Serving Suggestion Serve with 16 WHEAT THINS Snack Crackers. Beef 'N Cheddar Toss Easy Chef Salad Ham & Cranberry Pear Salad NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 350 Total fat 22g

Hearty Turkey Sandwich
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 5 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 4 servings, 1 sandwich wedge each 1 round bread loaf (1 lb.) 1/4 cup MIRACLE WHIP Dressing 2 Tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard 1 pkg. (9 oz.) OSCAR MAYER Shaved Oven Roasted Turkey Breast 3/4 cup spinach leaves 1/2 of a medium onion, thinly sliced, separated into rings and cooked until golden brown 1/2 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar & Monterey Jack Cheese PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Cut a 1/2-inch-thick slice from top of bread loaf; remove center of loaf, leaving 1-inch-thick shell. Reserve removed bread for another use. Spread inside of bread shell and cut-side of top of loaf with dressing and mustard. FILL bread shell with layers of turkey, spinach, onions and cheese; cover with top of bread loaf. Wrap in aluminum foil. BAKE 30 min. or until cheese is melted and sandwich is heated through. Let stand 10 min. Cut into 4 wedges with serrated knife. Serve warm. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Cooking Know-How Don't worry if th

Playlist For The 16 Nov 06 Hottest Sounds
name/song/album I Choose U/ Big Ron - Congo - C3/ myspace.com Friend Trust/ Unknown/ myspace.com Friend Namebrand/ K Banger/ myspace.com Friend Sexual Organ Grind/ Mistahbehn/ myspace.com Friend Not Original/ Honestly/ myspace.com Friend I'm Good/ JMajor/ myspace.com Friend Close My Eyes/ Slo-O And Checkmate/ myspace.com Friend Hold It Beautiful Music/ myspace.com Friend All For You/ Dudley Perkins/ myspace.com Friend Skurt Hard Pre Prod /Heiron/ myspace.com Friend Can't Nobody/ Killer Kaunn (Seen By Few 2nd To None)/ myspace.com Friend Resovour Dawgs/ Sya/ myspace.com Friend What They Do/ Capone/ myspace.com Friend Listen (Instrumental)/ Pharcyde/ myspace.com Friend Illumination/ Van Ark/ myspace.com Friend Saddest Day/ DJ Trap a.k.a. Kaz/ myspace.com Friend Hot Rod Feat Mary J. Blige/ Jake One/ myspace.com Friend My Story DJ Mitsu/ Kero One/ myspace.com Friend Ridin/ Jawz/ myspace.com Friend Enemy Remix by Anthai/ Anthai/ my

Im Really Pissed Off!!
Holy Crap what a start to a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG weekend, here I was all ready to promote myself for two damn competitions I entered.....and what happend....my FUCKING WIRELESS MODEMS POWER SUPPLY IS FUCKED! And stupid NO WIRE is only open on MONDAY again!! so you can imagine im PISSED OFF AND NOT HAPPY because now im on FUCKING Dial Up for more than 24 hrs and its not at all nice. But if you wanna go rate them and if you wanna leave some comments (seeing this is comment based) PLEASE BE SO KIND AS TO JUST GO AND DO IT!!! I will appreciate it alot. SO CLICK AWAY on these two links! MY BOOBS MY DOG xoxox Blanche PS: Ive decided to determine who my friends actually are after this weekend... call me nasty but I know who is usually on line alot and whos not!

Bump Bump Bump
well it all started....i went out last night with my husband. we had a really good time. well i am no longer in my early 20s and so now i get hangovers that are a bitch. getting over that and going to a shower at 2 and the to the sports bar and grill to sing our little hearts out. well my mother overheard me talking to me sister last week about going and she wanted to come. well i knew it was a big mistake, but i did it anyway. my mother is very narrow minded when it comes to music. she HATES rap. well she bitched the whole way there and the whole way back. i really wanted to smack the hell out of her. well to make a long story short I WILL NEVER IN MY LIFE TAKE MY MOM WITH ME AGAIN!!!! but it did end on a good note. my aunt robin went with us too. she said that when i nailed all the notes to a song i gave her goose bumps. yay me. and if you might be curious as to what song that was it was a broken wing by martina mcbride.

Jb Video
If you have anything like a stocking, foot or leg fetish you MUST pay a visit to JB Video. I've collected about 40 DVDs of the most beautiful models wearing stockings and driving me crazy with lust, yes, totally masturbatory, but how wonderful to fantasise and orgasm over your favorite fetish!

Blessing From Ron Brown
Nov 18, 2006 8:50 AM Anniversary of what labor brought fourth. Celebration of another year ending. Anticipation of possibilities ahead. Moving toward life¡¯s flow down this journey that we choose to ride along, Paddle, keel or glide. Choose on this special day to guide your path to a fabulous exploration. Be on track to achieve your aspirations, desires and hopes. No life of regret. No sorrow for past mistakes. Only bliss going forward with purpose renewed. Happy Birthday dear one. Life list creation fulfilled is my desire for thee. Your friend, Ron

Now Hiring
POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma, Dad, Daddy, Dada, Papa, Pa JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical chal

Now If They Can Only Remember To Apply These Answers As They Grow Older And "wiser."
Now if they can only remember to apply these answers as they grow older and "wiser." ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Your Blue Shadow Date: Nov 19 2006 5:00 PM Slow down for three minutes to read this. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time even when his hands got arthritis, too. That's love." Rebecca - age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 ------------------------------

I Got Flowers Today.........
We had our first argument last night, and he said a lot of cruel things that really hurt me. I know he is sorry and didn’t mean the things he said, because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. It wasn’t our anniversary or any other special day. Last night he threw me into a wall and started to choke me. It seemed like a nightmare, I couldn’t believe it was real. I woke up this morning sore and bruised all over. I know he must be sorry cause he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today, and it wasn’t mother’s day or any other special day. Last night, he beat me up again, it was much worse than all the other times. If I leave him, what will I do? How will I take care of my kids? What about money? I’m afraid of him and scared to leave. But I know he must be sorry because he sent me flowers today. I got flowers today. Today was a very special day. It was the day of my funeral! Last night, he finally killed me. He beat me to death. If only I had gathered enough courag

Ok, Let's Play :)
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL (copied from Livid :)) 1. I am a Southern belle from North Carolina, and I am far from sweet and innocent. I have a soft sexy southern voice I am told, which landed me a phone actress job once. I did it for about two weeks. Shakes head. The stories I could tell. LOL 2. I had my first son, Brandon at 23, before I married my hubby. Brandon was in fact in the wedding, two years later. 3. I have a degree in fine arts, and attended S.C.A.D. university, and G.T.C.C. Now, I am getting my graphics and advertising degree. I am one semester away form completing it, except for the math classes. Boo! I hate math! Math scares me to death. Algebra and me do not

Welcome To The Jungle!
so, everyone seemed to be out today doing X-mas shopping and all I could think of was the song by GNR "Welcome to the Jungle" because everyone knows that Walmart at this time of year is a damn jungle!!! Im hoping and praying that I dont end up having to do all my shopping at the last minute but, knowing my luck I will be right up there with everybody else trying to get the last bratz doll or whatever else....Im not really looking forward to Thanksgiving because I have to work and we are the only store open in the whole entire town!!!! So, that should be lots of fun! NOT!! But, however my favorite lottery girl Ms.Darlene won 100 bucks and gave 20 to me and the girl I was working with....Ms. Darlene is the best she brings food to us....she went to the casino boat over the weekend and brought us back presents...how sweet is that? She is hilarious because she spends gobs of money on the lottery but doesnt want anyone to know so, her husband wont find out but i know that he knows there i

Bah
I... am a little bit of a yucky mess right now. I have so much going on. That really... if I listed the things... would seem like nothing. Just bah. I was going to write them in here. But I've descided after typing some of them that if you want to know you'll ask. And if I want you to know I will tell you. Bah. My feet hurt so bad

What If?
Why is it some people are so fucking stupid??(Listen to hey stoopid by Alice Cooper) The one who put the pfa on me has had her nose broken,ribs broken,and he put his knee to her throat and tried to kill her and she is still with him!!! Is she stupid?? PFAed the wrong one!! Tigers don't change their stripes and IF they do it is for a short time. He will kill this woman or seriously hurt her to a very bad degree! Spyware is a good thing but some people are to stupid,it's all for the money!! She knows what he's done and he is still there. She knows I would NEVER have left any thing happen to her or her kids but!! Good luck and God have mercy on you!!! Mucho Grande misses and says adios muchacho! I truly hope thay she wakes up before it's to late!

In Another Life
"In Another Life" Do you love me oh do you love me I say so Do you need me oh do you need me God I hope I get this feeling deep inside That somewhere somehow you passed me by I can't put my finger on it but The more that I see you the more that I know Everywhere you go is everywhere I've been You finish all my sentences before they begin And I know that look in your eyes It's like I've seen you before about a million times In another life, in another life maybe, in another life you must've been mine You make me feel so You make me feel so Beautiful It doesn't matter No it never matters if we're out or home We can make hours into years Wherever you go you're always here It's like I've known you from before But I'm just so happy you walked through my door I'm breathing you in I'm breathing you out You're all around me No matter what we do I wanna spend my life with you Only you Do you love me oh do you love me Say you love me oh say you love me Ever

You Know Your Spanish When.... Lol
You know your spanish when.... You put your clean pots in the oven for storage Your mother keeps a can full of recycled cooking oil on or near the stove Your relatives take photos and videos at a wake. You have to say "bendicion" to your grandmother / mother / aunts when you come in and before you leave Your grandma's couch is covered in plastic even though it's older than you You call all cereal "con flay" You call any sneaker "tenis" You can't leave a party without taking home a plate of food Your grandma makes you put on slippers because walking around barefooted will make you get sick You need that piece of cake before you leave the party You found out about a Saturday party on Wednesday "La Correa" or "La Chancla" were used to discipline you You have those huge wooden spoons on the wall The biggest pot in the house is burned from all the rice cooked in it You blast the music at 8am to clean the house on a Saturday The whole fami

Poem 2
by Emily Dickinson , The word Seduce in this poem wasn't in original poem, not sure of the word, but thought seduced sounded better. Were I with thee, Wild nights should be Our luxury! Wild nights. Wild nights! Futile the winds To a heart in port Done with the compass Done with the chart. Rowing in Eden. Ah, the sea. Might I but seduce Tonight with thee!

33 Things To Do Not To Get Invited Back To Church
33 Things to do NOT to get Invited back to Church 1. During Communion, when handed the wafers, declare loudly: "No thanks, I'm a pagan." 2. When the minister invites the congregation to pray, pull out a drum and start chanting. 3. Make change from the collection plate. 4. During the sermon, keep raising your hand. 5. Keep referring to Jesus as "God's Bastard". 6. Get "the spirit". (This works best in Catholic or Southern Baptist venues) 7. While the rest of the congregation is singing "Michael Row the Boat Ashore" try to start rounds of "Row, Row, Row your Boat". 8. Ask if the communion wafers come with dipping sauce. If anyone answers "No" pull out a bottle of honey mustard. 9. Vomit. 10. Ask to sing in the choir. Pick your nose the entire time. 11. Same as #10, but spontaneously sing The Vatican Rag. (http://www.angelfire.com/ms/storybook14/VaticanRag.asp) 12. Bring the Sunday comics section. Read during sermon. Laugh out loud. 13. Same as #12,

The Class Trip
The Class Trip A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade." "No, ma'am", he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silv

How To Keep From Getting Sick
How to Keep from Getting Sick Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions s

Poems 3
On Air If only I could open up my heart and show you what's inside If only there was a way for you to see... That... You have my attention My attenna's are fully extended Accepting and recieving your complete broadcast For me, you are a Must See A box office, block buster You had my thumbs up at the premier... But, I want the original, not some bootleg copy Your lips Baby, Your lips are so delicious I salivate at the thought of kissing them You keep them so moist, never looking dry or chapped Just ready for intimate contact Sometimes, I just watch them when you talk The way they move as you form your words I enjoy just looking at them Perfectly shaped and sized, shining from you lip gloss Damn, your lips have me at a loss, For words that is... At First Sight At first sight I was bombarded by a beauty so rare That all I could do is stare Take a chance, I told myself But you thought I was like all the other books on the shelf So, it became my

Geezus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH GIVING YOUR PAGE TO ANOTHER USER? I MEAN ISN'T THE TOP TEN SUPPOSE TO BE FOR THE TOP RATED USERS? GUESS NOT, SINCE THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE AT THE TOP. WE HAVE TWO NEW MEMBERS OF THE TOP TEN. ONE WHO HAS BEEN WAITING IN THE NUMBER 11 SPOT FOR AWHILE NOW AND ANOTHER WHO JUST MAGICALLY APPEARED OUT OF NO WHERE. NOW THIS PERSON IS ON MY FRIEND'S LIST BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS "OWNER" OF THE PAGE WAS ON MY LIST. LETS SEE.....IF I WANTED TO BE THIS GUY'S FRIEND I THINK IT WOULD OF HAPPENED BY NOW. BUT I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO HAVE HIM ON MY LIST AND MUST TAKE THE TIME TO DELETE HIM OFF MY LIST. NOTHING AGAINST HIM PERSONALLY BUT HE DIDN'T EARN THAT SPOT. TOP TEN SPOTS ARE EARNED!!! OH WAIT NOT ANYMORE. I WONDER IF ANYONE IN THE TOP TEN THATS GOING TO LEAVE WILL GIVE ME THEIR PAGE. OH WAIT AGAIN, THE DONT READ MY BLOGS ANYWAY. OH WELL IT WAS WORTH A SHOT. ONE MORE THING BEFORE I GO.....TO THAT USER THAT LEFT AND LEFT ME AN UNWANTED FRIEN

Moved. Blogs. All In One. Including Today. Bitches.
Monday, November 20, 2006 Tattoo Time I went online tonight and found this tattoo artist that I've been dying to get work from for a long time. I emailed him and hope I hear something while I'm at work tomorrow. I'm getting a series of three things as of right now. These three things have had alot of thought put into them and as of tonight I'm sealing that shit mentaly. It's been a while since I've gotten tattooed and I'm going fucking big again. Bigger. On the back of my Calves will be a Gorgon (Medusa) on one and a chimera on the other. I'm also getting another lady tattooed if all goes well. I'm gonna put that either on the front of one of my shins or on my left thigh, havent decided. I'll ask him wear he thinks it would fit the best, I also kinda wanna be able to look at that one, sue me. Tuesday, November 21, 2006 Saturday is measure my legs day. I'm meeting Timothy Hoyer at Absolute to drop of my reference material and have my legs measured for the tatto

Zodiac
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Offically Single!!
After about two months of a "Break" my now ex girl friend decided that maybe her and I shouldn't date but just be friends. I knew it was comeing though we were far to different in all things. Anyhow yeah I'm kinda happy and kinda pissed at the same time. It's like we had everything nice and good but neither of us really had the effort or will to change to be with one another. Meh oh well I will recover in less than an hour likely. Anyway yeah that's an update in my life...

Dont Ask
if you really want to know the store let me know and i will tell you I'm Free Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free I'm following the path God laid for me I took his hand when I heard Him call I turned my back and left it all I could not stay another day To laugh, to love, to work, or play Tasks left undone must stay that way I found that place at the close of day If my parting has left a void Then fill it with remembered joy A friendship shared, a laugh a kiss Ah, yes, theses things, I too will miss Be not burdened with times of sorrow I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow My life's been full, I savored much Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch Perhaps my time seemed all to brief Don't lengthen it now with undue grief Lift up you heart and share with me God wanted me now. He set me free.

Hello
You Are 38% Open You are open at times, but generally you don't let many people into your inner world. It's possible that you have a friend or two that knows you well. But to most people, you are a total mystery. How Open Are You?

Me
Okay. I now am back to being a brunette. Everyone says that blondes have more fun, but i DID NOT! So, when I am able to, I will upload some current pics of me, like it or not, lol. In jan. 07, I am returning to college to pursue a Bachelor Of Science in Nursing. It will take a long while. I only have 42 credit hours so far, and untold numbers left to go. About a week ago, i took a job at Burger King. Damn, nothing there but teeny boppers. I'm the oldest of the non-management staff (EEK!). I am still looking for another job, but figured BK would do for a few bucks till I get something better. More later.

Friends
i'm going out tonigt so i thought i woudl say night now.. Hope u all have a chance to rate my photos and maybe leave a comment on them.. U all have a great evening and night and will be back on tomarrow..LOVE u all and HUGS AND KISSES.. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com

Toffee-topped Pineapple Upside-down Cakes
Ingredients: * 1/4 cup light corn syrup * 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine, melted * 1 cup HEATH BITS 'O BRICKLE Toffee Bits * 4 pineapple rings * 4 maraschino cherries * 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine, softened * 2/3 cup sugar * 1 tablespoon rum OR 1 teaspoon rum extract * 1 egg * 1-1/3 cups all-purpose flour * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 2/3 cup milk Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350 F. Lightly coat inside of 4 individual 2-cup baking dishes with vegetable oil spray. 2. Stir together 1 tablespoon corn syrup and 1 tablespoon melted butter in each of 4 baking dishes. Sprinkle each with 1/4 cup toffee. Center pineapple rings on toffee and place cherries in centers. 3. Beat softened butter and sugar in small bowl until blended. Add rum and egg, beating well. Stir together flour and baking powder; add alternately with milk to rum mixture, beating until smooth. Spoon about 3/4 cup batter into each prepare

Not To Sure Bout This Site!!!
hey all no idea how this site works or really do i care to be honest which honest is one thing i am!!! I do have another profile with pictures and information about me so if you wanna know about me then check the following link out and thats where you will find me and probably best to contact me through there too as i doubt ill spend much time here as bit too strange for me!!! http://vics80.hi5.com Happy viewing if you come check me out!!!

Promise
nobody knows what they have until they loose it You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love Tonight right at 12:00am at night your true love it is going to realize that they LOVE you! something is going to happen to you between 1:00 and 2:00 a.m. Tomorrow be ready for the greatest shock of your life. If you break this chain, you are going to have bad luck in love for the next years. sends this to 15 people in 15 minutes. do it if you wanna know who your real love is! I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be yo

The Farmer
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank God for cell phones!). "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."

Do You Know Your Sex Acts?
Sex Act Quiz?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 83% which makes you ExcellentYou are a sex act god, is there nothing you don't know, you must work in the sex industryTake the Sex Act Quiz at NaughtyQ.com

Quotes
From World Healing Network When you come right down to it, the secret of having it all is loving it all. --Dr. Joyce Brothers Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant? --Henry David Thoreau Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it. -- Buddha For those who have seen the Earth from space, and for the hundreds and perhaps thousands more who will, the experience most certai

Greetings Everyone!
Hello everyone! I would like to welcome everyone to my CherryTap page & to thank those who have made my stay here so far, very comfortable. Anyways, college basketball is getting started throughout the country now & before you know it, another March Madness will be upon us. With that in mind, I would like everyone in CherryTap, to check out my website for my basketball pool. I have been running it for over 10 years now & it gets bigger every year. I'm hoping that I can convince a few of you to play in the 2007 pool, which will begin in March & runs till the beggining of April. The cost of the pool is only $10/entry, but there's 5 chances to win money in the pool. If you have any questions about the pool or my website, feel free & send me a line anytime and i'll be more than happy to answer them if I can. Copyright ©2007 NCAA Basketball Tournament Pool. All rights reserved. Special Thanks To: ESPN.com™ & NCAASports.com™ for providing statisical information & assitance in the operation

Thoughts
I have so much to tell you But I think it can wait I don’t want to bug you Or spoil your day Not that it’s bad No, nothing like that All of it is different I have found some new facts And I had an idea Something I think you’ll love But I can tell you later It is not a big deal I just hope I remember Everything I am thinking It came to me sober Not a product of drinking So you know it is good stuff Not blurred vision trinkets Ok, so I’m gonna tell you Just remember one thing Know that I love you In case this idea stinks

Christmas
When I was a kid christmas was my favorite holiday.But as I grew older my love turned into bitterness.Dont get me wrong I'm no scroge,But black friday to me is just ignorant! I mean 300 people standing in line to get the new play station three to turn right around and sell it for three times it value to some other idiot COME ON!! what happened to real christmas traditions like spending time with family not going totally physco and standing in a crowd of two hundred other crazys to be the first in the door at five am to by tube socks for 50% off!!

“the Drivers License”
“The Drivers License” Two young boys were discussing their parents, when one realized he really knew very little about his mother. Arriving home that evening, he gave her a third degree examination. "How old are you?" he asked. "None of your business," replied his mother, shortly. "Okay, then how much do you weigh?" "That's not your business either, young man." The boy thinks a minute then delivers his final bombshell. "Well then, can you tell me why you and daddy got divorced?" Shocked and appalled, mom sends junior to bed without supper. The next day, the kid reports his failure to his schoolmate. "I know!" says his buddy, "Just look at her driver's license in her purse. It'll tell you everything you want to know." Later that day, mom finds her son next to her disemboweled purse, holding her driver's license. "Just what the heck do you think you are doing?" she yells. "Well, you wouldn't tell me what I wanted to know,"

Eminem - Superman
Eminem - Superman Dina Rea:] Mmmhh [Eminem:] You high baby? [Dina Rea:] Yeahh... [Eminem:] Yeah? [Dina Rea:] hahaha. Talk to me... [Eminem:] you want me to tell you somethin? [Dina Rea:] Uh huh... [Eminem:] I know what you wanna hear... 'Cuz I know you want me baby I think I want you too... [Dina Rea:] I think I love you baby... [Eminem:] I think I love you too... I'm here to save you girl Come be in shady's world I wanna grow together Let's let our love unfurl You know you want me baby You know I want you too They call me Superman I'm here to rescue you I wanna save you girl come be in Shady's world... [Dina Rea:] oh boy you drive me crazy... [Eminem:] Bitch you make me hurl... [Eminem:] They call me Superman Leap tall hoes in a single bound I'm single now Got no ring on this finger now I'll never let another chick bring me down In a relationship save it bitch, baby-sit? You make me sick Superman aint s

“play With Me”
“Play With Me” [Children laughing, Toy cranks up] Hey [x54] [1st Verse - Violent J] Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box You might play with me at first, a couple days, a week at tops Just like your Atomic Supersonic Retro Plasma Car We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend I can fill you, I relate, with you no need to talk to them But instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rot away Hoping you'll pick me again someday...hey, hey [Chorus - Violent J] Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side (take me to the Other side) Lost under Ann Raggedy it's lonely when you’re locked in side (It can be so Lonely) [x2] [2nd Verse- Violent J] I will sit and listen to your bibble babble jibber talk But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for something instead Please come get your dogg

Oral
I dont know what it is but I really enjoy giving oral pleasure to a girl.It gives me great pleasure more so then when I have oral performed on me.Just something about the taste and the joy of seeing some sexy lady enjoying herself that brings me great pleasure;)

Tired Off The Bull
dont plan on seeing much this week i'm tired of the bull got to much to do to get ready for christmas so i'm shutting down the puter for the week will check my messages but thats about it so if ya wanna talk to me message me i will return it Erin

More Than Words
How do you write a poem in which words can't even describe the feeling I'm having inside? How many ways and how many times can I say 'I love you' without it sounding repeatious? I love you! I love you, too! ... three, four I could say you mean the world to me but how much does the world really mean? Or that I love you more than anything and anything means everything So do I love you more than I love my own father? No, I don't but that's a different love You can say it You can shout it And if it's really any love maybe you could show it But that person should just know it because love is more than words

In Re Danny's Words Of Wisdom
Danny is a friend of mine that I have know for quite some time. He was involved in the EMS rescues but has become more a home-body due to his disease rather than anything else; he has ALS. Occasionally, he will send me funny, sad, heart-wrenching emails that I just love to read to brighten up my day; at times, I also send some to him, as well as just general emails about this and that that I compose. Occasionally, he writes things that are very deep in meaning and sends them to me. At times, I forward those to others as well. I have stashed one tonight that I called, Danny's Words of Wisdom - Discover the Joy! Read it if you will with the knowledge of the person behind the writing....and when you see me stash some others of his advice to share with you all, know that there is a person behind those writings. Enjoy! Danny's Words of Wisdom - Discover the Joy!

When Things Go Wrong
Tuesday, November 28, 2006 When things go wrong When things go wrong, stop and ask yourself a question. Do you want to make circumstances worse, or do you wish to make things better? Getting angry and resentful will take a bad situation and make it even more difficult. Focusing solely on who is to blame and seeking some form of retribution will not solve the problem. Instead, step back from what's going on, and make every effort to look objectively, with an open mind, at all the factors involved. Take a few moments to calmly put everything into perspective. When things go wrong, you will always find an abundance of opportunities for making a positive difference. Difficult situations, as undesirable as they may be, often carry with them valuable possibilities that cannot be found anywhere else. Look for a way to respond that will end up putting you in a stronger position than you were before the setback occurred. See the situation as an opportunity, and that's what it

Inside Of The Eye Of A Storm
Inside of each of us...we'll experience this Nothing can change life like a storm Something that will challenge a soul It's something that will make you think Daily challenges will bring us to this here Especially now.. you're inside of the eye of a storm Oh you'll see the walls that are formed all over For there's only a short window that you can see That swirls and has that awesome appearance Hold onto your hat and baton down the hatches Even right now you'll see the calm suddenly change Exhileration...fear...those will be the things swirling Yes...inside of the eye of a storm you'll reflect Even get a chance to change things...before this happens Of the fate and destiny...suddenly the winds pick up For you'll feel the fury of life trying to knock you down An intensity begins and now it's decision time there So...are you going to succumb to the fates or fight Taking that energy on full force...I'm ready here Oh I'm going to weather this here..I can't gi

One Of My Poems
Well I like writing poetry and I figured I would put a new one of mine on here. I am not sure what people will think of it but every one has their own opinion. If you want to let me know what you think of it that would be cool. So here it goes. My Way Tears running down my face As I sit here wondering why I see you and want you more To have you is to try It has been so long That I have this need I want so much To have bloom this seed To say we are as one Together as I want to be I want to make this happen You don't seem to see me I am trying to change this I go day by day I will do as I can To have this my way I wrote this on October the 28th 2006,,, and as I said you can let me know what you think of it

The Heart
The heart The part which is always broken So fragile, so frail Most sensitive organ of all Part of one which pumps the blood to every part of you Something important to help a person live It lies in the center of your body Second most important related to brain Yet so many break it everyday Mistreated and stumbled on by someone If the part so important then why it's mostly taken for granted Soon as one opens this part to another It's a chance of being in shambles So many cant answer this Many are guilty of breaking many hearts To be such an important part Why not be careful The healing process is long and rough The heart never lies but others will Something as important as this has to be used with caution Damaging one heart can dangerous Don't under estimate it You can end up in you grave Time and patience Can heal the heart The most important part can broken and betrayed

Survey: Short And Sweet
1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be? Umm... either my sister, or someone I'm gonna get sex from. C'mon, at 2 a.m.? 2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked, would you do it? Sure, 'cuz I bet the rest of the office would chip in enough money for me NOT to work naked! 3. Put yourself in a nutshell: Umm... really really not gonna fit. 4. Ever seen a ghost? Nope. 5. Happy with your body? Who is? 6. A reason you would move to Iceland: Pretty? Plus Nordic cheekbones on the guys! 7. A place you've lived that you miss: I miss things about most places I've lived. I miss my family, who are in Chicago. I miss the winters in Minnesota (yes, you read that right) and the springs. Spring in Minnesota was a miracle. I miss the weather, my friends, and the accepting atmosphere of the Bay area, and how easy it was to make friends. 8. A job you would never do, no matter how much you were paid? Oh,

Let There Be Peace In The World
Please i do believe that others should let others live thier lives and quit all this "oh shes a fake ""oh hes a fake shyt" wtf !!!!!! Drama shyt makes me sick as hell, they have nothing better too do with their lives, come on folks you have too agree !!!!!

Live Photo Shoot Going On Now
Watch our live photo shoot We are doing another photo shoot with our latest and great model Megan You can watch as we do it live. Check it out on the web cam Only available to anyone with a Yahoo messenger account Add sunshyne9602 as a buddy and then open up the webcam link Starting in 10 Minutes Feel free to repost this bulletin and if you want to see more of Megan please watch her interview under our videos on our profile

Not A Game
Friendship is not a Game to Play Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday. Moon said to me to leave your friend Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine. Age appears to be best in some things Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep God picked up a flower God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U. To live a life To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS True friends r like morning True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the w

◊the Bell Witch◊
◊The Bell Witch◊ The malicious entity that plagued a Tennessee farmhouse in 1817 ended in the only known murder by a poltergeist. The problems began when John Bell saw a strange animal in his cornfield dissolve into thin air. Soon, the family heard scratching at the doors and windows, then gnawing sounds started coming from inside the house. Within a year, the presence began speaking and threatened to kill John. The fame of the "Bell Witch" spread, and even Andrew Jackson came to dispel the spirit. Nothing worked. John Bell was beaten so mercilessly by the presence that his tongue swelled and he could barely eat. A doctor prescribed a tonic, but the witch bragged it poisoned it. "I've got him this time," it bellowed, "He’ll never get up." John went into a coma and died on December 21, 1820. Then, the witch promised to return to wreck havoc on John’s descendents, and it plagued the Bell family again in 1827, 1852, 1861, 1935, 1977, and 1988. Today, the apparition of a dem

The Vigil!!
So we had the candle light vigil. It was a good size crowd. Thank you to everyone who came out and weathered the rain. I know it means a lot to Erin and Jessiah Jr. No matter how old i get, the Jameson Family will always remain in my thoughts. Erin, if you need ANYTHING at ANY time, feel free to call or send me a message! I have some pics that i will upload. They were taken AFTER the vigil was over. Channel 5 News was there and i was honestly shocked that they showed up. But hey, it reached the news! *~*Jennifer*~*

I Have No Title
Tired, pained, not in a very good way Pretty shitty night Preceded by a pretty shitty day Idle, unmolested, over-tested, rejected I reject myself, I’m a fucking reject Circumvent floating negativity And all it’s adhesive magnetism Multiplying bile’s acidity Stagnating creativity Waiting for the cycle to reach apathy Because that’s at least one step away from functioning And two steps away from reveling In the beauty of lust and wrath But right now it’s something I cannot grasp Right now it feels like my chest is full of trash Kick myself in the ass Trying to distract, to get past Finding brand new reasons not to press my body against shards of glass Because that’s taboo But maybe not to someone who isn’t you Wait, hold on… ….I’m about to rage through can you hear it? Shhhh

Finding Joy In Life's Surprises
Releasing Your Expectations As we endeavor to find personal fulfillment and realize our individual ideals, we naturally form emotional attachments to those outcomes we hope will come to pass. These expectations can serve as a source of stability, allowing us to draft plans based on our visions of the future, but they can also limit our potential for happiness by blinding us to equally satisfying yet unexpected outcomes. Instead of taking pleasure in the surprising circumstances unfolding around us, we mourn for the anticipation left unfulfilled. When we think of letting go of our expectations, we may find ourselves at the mercy of a small inner voice that admonishes us to strive for specific goals, even if they continually elude us. However, the opposite of expectation is not pessimism. We can retain our optimism and free ourselves from the need to focus on specific probabilities by opening our hearts and minds to a wide variety of possible outcomes. When we expect a situation, e

Yule Celebration Recipes
Morning Julegroed 4 cups milk A couple of almonds, finely chopped 1 rounded teaspoon of butter/margarine 1/4 cup sugar 1 cup washed white rice A pinch of cinnamon powder 1/2 cup thick cream In a large saucepan, heat the milk until boiling. Add butter/margarine, then add the rice and turn down the heat. Cover with lid, and let rice simmer slowly for about one hour or until the milk is absorbed. Transfer to a non-metal bowl and fold in the cream and almonds. Serve in small bowls with sugar and cinnamon sprinkled on top. Sun Up Egg Squares 1 pound pork sausage, cooked & drained 1 1/4 cups bisquick 4 ounces mushrooms, sliced 12 eggs 1/2 cup sliced green onions 1 cup milk 2 medium tomatoes, chopped 1 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 cups Mozzarella cheese, shredded 1/2 teaspoon each; pepper, oregano Layer the sausage, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, and cheese in a well greased 13"x9"x2" baking dish. Beat together the remaining ingredients in a non-metal bowl and pour over sa

A Late Night Surprise
Somewhere in the middle of nowhere hidden by the dark of night, a beautiful young woman is on the prowl. She is armed with only her long blonde hair, big brown eyes and glimmering smile to entice the male she hunts. Her body and mind make her feel almost animalistic in her yearning for a man that can please her. She spots the unsuspecting male under the street light at the only intersection for miles. He's standing tall and confident and has no idea that she is watching him from a distance. She watches for a minute before she decides to make her move. She walks slowly out of the darkness, allowing the light to dance across her every move. She is wearing only a long, sleek, black over coat, with the right side drooping off her shoulder to expose just enough skin to make him aroused. She bats her eyelashes at him as she moves closer. A slight breeze catches her hair and lets it flow in the night air. He leans up against the light pole and lights a cigarette as he watches her move clo

Untitled....
I think of how happy we were long ago. But that was the past and I've never felt so low. You took my heart and stomped on it. The light on my path it was you who lit. I miss your love and looking into your eyes. I guess I should've realized it was all lies. We were in love or so we thought. It wasn't right even though we never fought. We kissed in the rain and danced in the moonlight. You told me you loved me and you held me tight. I still remember when your lips first brushed mine. I told you I was yours for all time.

Razor's Edge
Your wounds are weeping... seeping with scarlet Frozen from hatred and pain Your body feels numb on the inside but release is in the razor's edge and blood will be the story you hide A slice below the elbow The red slowly trickles to your wrist Bleeding to know you're alive Holding those crimson tears in your fist Tiny drops will fall from that cut to the floor Because your words go unheard you wipe them up and cut some more You want someone to listen to the things that cause these scars instead you're left alone in the world and they just make you who you are

Uberrates The First One
So mostly this is just an uber rate everyone site. Right? Neat. I like being rated. I guess there's nothing wrong with a little I look you look you judge I judge so that we can all climb the ladder to the top. Everyone says everyone's perfect so that they can step on the next person up. It's perfect. So mostly this is just an uber race everyone site. Sweet. Someone should hook me up. I think I should get super cherry points because I'm the coolest. Except for you. You're the coolest/hottest/best. I promise. I really mean that. And you're the humblest if you rate me a 10. That one's beyond me. It's just the truth. I mean, I don't deserve a 10, but it's because you're so nice that I get one. And I'm only repaying the favor because everyone seems to be so darn nice here. U hook me up, I hook you up, and we all climb the ladder with a bunch of hooks.

Who Was Your First?
1. Who was your first prom date? 2. Who was your first roommate? 3. What alcoholic beverage did you first drink? 4. What was your first job? 5. What was your first car? 8. Who was your first grade teacher? 9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? 10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? 11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them? 12. Where was your first sleepover? 13. Who is the first person you talk to in the morning? 14. Whose wedding were you in the first time? 15. What is the first thing you do in the morning? 16. What was the first concert you ever went to? 17. First tattoo or piercing? 18. First celebrity crush? 19. First crush? 20. First TRUE love? 21. When was your first detention? 22. Who will be the first to repost this?

M I L F's Wanted
We are looking for milfs from all over the world If you are a milf or know a milf Then come to Www.MilfMySpace.Com You Do Not Have To Be A MILF To Join Its Free To Join We Took The 2 Hottest Things Online An Put Them On One Site

Roar
My boobs hurt. I know tmi. Anyway i really am getting a tad sick of assholes :) Would it kill you to respect my feelings for like five minuetes? I really think it would. Exspecially [[you]]. -rolls eyes- I told nick not to come im to tired and have to much to do to deal with him. Ill go see him on onea my days off. He only lives like 45mins from here. No biggie. I gotta go cook dinner. And finish decorating my living room. Im getting a different tree since mine really went evil and it just didnt like me. Oh. Seriously to [[you]] i hope you choke :) And im not just saying that. =] Muah to the rest of you ♥ Sammie baby! I love you ♥ Oh and i just listend to your voicemail from the other night it was all cute and stuff! Danielle = my new lover ;) Haha. ♥

Tinkerbell
She twinkles and glistens as she flies to the sky she will always leave a little sparkle in your eye She has yellow hair and is adorable as can be she is the one that inspires me Her short green dress is very cute to me I'm very quiet thankful for her you see Her hair up in a bun she easily can have all the fun Easily maddened yet easily calmed but when shes mad it'll make you think of a bomb She plays all day and has many adventures I'll say BUt when night comes she must go inside and rest so the nexy day she can be at her very best

People, Places, And Losing Everything
Dreaming about you hurts enough When I think of how things were It feels like I am Catching darts Swimming against the tide Fighting back my pride Did I do all I could Have I tried all I should When exactly Do you let go How precisely Am I ever to know Watching you sink Dispels a quote Though I never Believed That all of it floats Is it guilty pleasure Or a way to measure How much I changed And still I remained Connected to you The eyes go dull The skin turns gray Somehow I just Go on with my day I recall The very first glance The time I caught your eye I guess now is forever This is Goodbye Funny how the second hand Keeps moving around Time ought to stop Until I finish my frown There, I took another Breath I see a smile on My face I will go love another Instead of trying To replace

Ring
This is a request from a friend Hope you like it! my hands slide down your neck as I watch your eyes role back I can see into you the pain and anger underneath the smile if I could hold onto you forever I would just to make the pain go away make you forget what makes you hurt let the tears slip away the world falls to pieces everyday you pick them up and pull everyone through keeping your family together no matter what it takes alive for everyone but yourself keeping a smile on your face if it stays there then you can go on nothing can pull you down can't just run away you are stronger then that your heart might be broken but it keeps beating you'll love someone they will see you like I do and understand what you go through hold your hand and in your arms make you feel safe I bleed in hope for you today is not tomorrow so make sure you make it there to find out what you might have missed

Ok Im Gonna Hurl
This is absolutely the worst 2 weeks I have ever had. I have lost 8 lbs in the last two weeks from not being able to keep my food down. I cant even stand the sight of food.... ugg just thinking about it makes me nauseated.

3 Guys
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and she would know that I love her." The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go f*ck herself."

*due 4a Close Encounter*
You have a 61% chance of being abducted You have an above average chance of being abducted. You are into thinking about conspiracies and thinking for yourself – keep it up. But avoid going into the woods by yourself late at night. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Last Weekend At The Kinky Con!
Woo hoo! I had a blast! Feet, feet, feet and more feet! (and a few calves and thighs... :D It was an amazing time, and I am sorry now that it's over, but it has opened many possibilities for the future. And I bought a new embroidered t-shirt (with Toes R Us and two little feet on it!)

Muppet Personality
Blame Scotty for these! I do. :) You Are Miss Piggy A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test

Read If You Like
Adventure with Grandma I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her world-famous cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus!" she snorted. "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finishe

Hump Day Cant Wait For The Weekend
WELL WED. ALREADY.............. THE WEEK IS GOING FAST .......... VERY FEW DAYS LEFT IN THE YEAR 2006 BEEN A GOOD YEAR. 2007 WILL BE EVEN BETTER JUST CHILLIN AT HOME BROWSING PICS AND PROFILES JUST BECAME A MEMBER OF RUDE.COM EXCELLANT SITE... WELL KEEP IN TOUCH MORE NEW PHOTO'S TO COME SOON. TAKE CARE NOW AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ONE AND ALL,,,, TIMOTHY

Im Hungry
if your MARRIED- WITH SOMEONE- DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP.... PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT girls i want to meet and have a bit to eat. im ready now since being from IRAQ and want to eatttttt i know everyone has thier own life so feed me and if you have something already then ill be on my way. feed me as i get hungry if you want a toy on the side please let me know

A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the ai

Various Blogs
I write a ton of stuff, it can mostly be found in the following three places: The Heart of the Machine-http://www.revolutionsf.com/bb/weblog.php?w=7&sid=e28f24c88e59554815c2789caf02c185 Tenebrae- http://tenebrae.livejournal.com Cthulhu Rose- http://cthulhurose.livejournal.com

Weird Dream
Another Weird Dream Where Does This Stuff Come From? I do not dream all that often or I just do not remember most of my dreams. However, I had a doozy Monday night while staying at my parents due to the power outage at my house. I dreamed that I was in what I believe to be a church. There was something like an earthquake or storm going on that was endangering the building. I was trying to and succeeded in helping people to get to a part of the building where I thought they would be safest. That was at the front of the sanctuary of the church. For some reason I had the impression that the head of a statue on top of the church or near the church was going fall and crush the back of the church or sanctuary. No crushing occurred but I went outside for some reason. Once I got out there I saw a crack appear in the earth and the crack started chasing me. I ran and at some point saw my mother in front of me running as well. She hopped a fence and began to run in a different direction i

Best Blog Ever! (ripped)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=128625 Attention Inland Empire Residents who i don't know but add me anyways. A warning. After quitting a rather horrendous and soul sucking job in Los Angeles (aka the death trap) I find myself on the brink of working in Riverside where my parents live and where I was, for the most part, raised. Now while my old job along with the traffic I endured getting there made me pretty much want to shoot myself in the face, I noticed when I switched my zip code to Los Angeles, the intellectual quality (and I wont deny it, physical attractiveness) of the people writing me here on the ever-wonderful world of myspace increased DRAMATCIALLY. Exponentially even. However, I now find it dishonest to have my zip code listed as anything other than a Riverside one, because its where I work and its technically where I live. However, any time I have listed a Riverside zip code, I have found myself barraged by messa

Update On Pics
Ok, I have good news and bad news....I took many new pics, but the bad news is that I couldn't upload them because dad-in-law is an ass and locked the computer room so I couldn't get on the net. SO, I'm visiting my mom right now, and HOPEFULLY I will have new pics for everybody by Monday...

Marriage
Marriage (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said: "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not." (DARN SHE'S GOOD!) ************************************************ Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Li

Ya Wanted To Know Me
June 26, 2006 The True Me Here we go again!!!!!!! I recently have had alot of things on my mind, WTF is new??? To be honest I have been on a personal search for what is supposed to be the real me. I have been told by some of the people that are closest to me that I need to get back to the true me so that way I stop getting hurt. I know before I was always this loud mouth who didn't take shit from anyone. I didn't care about anyone's feelings when something bothered me, I did just didn't show it to anyone. Well I did care about everything and everyone. I was the one that took care of everyone else. I was the one who took care of business when it needed to be taken care of. I seemed to be this hard ass bitch who could give a rats ass about anything. I then fell in love with a man for the first time. You know who you are and I'm sure you're gonna check this you always do. I, for the first time in my life there was someone who wanted to take care of me and protect me from all the p

Just Want To Make Friends
hello There fellow cherry tappers,,how are you? well I am just trying this ou,,I don't normally do blogs ,,but will try this one,,I am here just to make friends,,and if you would like to visit my profile and leave 10's or comments please feel free to do s,, thanks,,

I'm Done!
I'm done sending comments for today. If I didnt get your page today, I'm sorry. I'll try my darndest to get there before the weekend is over. I've gotten to at least half of my friends list today...I'm just worn out, and my back button is getting kinda tired from that too lol. I think I am going to play in my stash and add some new stuff there. Any other ideas for making some quick cherry points? It feels like I've been stuck on my current level for a lonnnnnnnnnng time. I'm ready for a new one.

Squee!
I done founded myself a nightmare before christmas calendar! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It'd be my favourite movie. I have a big tattoo of Jack on me back, first tattoo I got. All my pics of it are on my broken computer that won't let me get info off of it :P. P.S.-My lamp shade just feel off my lamp and I fixed it but I looked directly at the lightbulb and now i can't see what I'm typing.

Thank You!
A VERY BIG BRATTY THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED LEVEL ME UP! THESE FOLLOWING FOLKS GET LOTS OF THANKS FROM ME! Gatorman Is Coming To Town!@ CherryTAP CherryPye@ CherryTAP AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST... crazysanta (Happy Birthday to me)@ CherryTAP

Shirley Basseys Tribute To Judy Garland-
_____________________ I'm kind of wandering down my childhood memory lane and what did I come across but this great little thing. I had forgotten all the words to this song but the message is so awesome. What a great find. Definately something I had to share :)

Ya Know What
sometimes being a grownup sucks balls. Yea, i know. bitching and moaning REALLY does me good. but i'm just cranky at the moment so ya'll have to deal with it. Went and got some christmas shopping done today. that's a good thing. wondering when and how i'm gonna finish, that's a bad thing. worked up a budget to work from month by month. while it makes me feel better to have written my alotments it's depressing to have no money currently to leave for myself for "pleasure" items (like going to the movies or buiyng a new CD or something). having to forgo all that really burns my buttons. I know that it'll get better once there's more money coming in to the house, but right now it is disheartening and things just don't seem to be getting any easier any time soon. so that's my rant on that. ergh. okay, i'm not doing myself ANY good by harping on it at the moment. so i'm gonna try and stop. but i just "had" to rant for a moment. untill next time, good moshpitting to all.

I Found This Finally...
I remember a girl like this.. hahaha A simpler time .. when you could have actual COUGH "FUN" LMAO Another Bad Creation - Iesha RoRo: Iesha, Iesha so glad to meetcha See you in the schoolyard strollin' wit your techa The lil skirt you played was realy fly She turned around and she winked her eye so I Stepped to her like I knew her the Biv is cool but Romell is cooler The bell rang cuz I started to talk yet the class is not there no more (Yo Red, where'd you meet her?) Red: At the playground, ya know That's where I saw this cutie This girl was swingin' and she looked so fly On the monkey bars, we climbed up to the top and She touched my hand that's when I fell in love Chris: 2 - Iesha.. You are the girl that I neva had And I want to get to know you bettah Iesha.. You know I want you so bad And there's nothing anyone can do To keep me away from you Mike Bivins: Yo Dallas man these five young boys out of Atlanta GA are a real

Ghost Whispers
We`re in the dark of shadows We`re also in daylight We haven`t left this earth as yet Cause we can not see the light We have work to be finished That still ties us to this place Is it a gift or mere misfortune? That we connect to you Can you hear us? Calls the voices no one else can hear Help me Help me Help me Please We call from in your mind Can you see us, as we stand still? As a vision or a mere shadow We are still here alone As the dark draws near Can you feel our presence? As a chill or warm embrace Whatever be the reason You can`t even see our face We found that you could help us The best that you can And we`ll be here to see you through When small minds just don`t understand We`ll tell you what to say And who to say it to So they know it`s coming from us As we send our message through you.

Song That Touches Me....
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND - Grey Street Lyrics Oh look at how she listens She says nothing of what she thinks She just goes stumbling through her memories Staring out on to Grey Street. She thinks, "Hey, how did I come to this?" I dream myself a thousand times around the world But I can't get out of this place. There's an emptiness inside her And she'll do anything to fill it in But all the colors mix together - to grey And it breaks her heart How she wishes it was different She prays to God most every night And though she swears it doesn't listen There's still a hope in her it might She says "I pray oh But they fall on deaf ears, am I supposed to take it on myself? To get out of this place? " Oh There's a lonliness inside her And she'll do anything to fill it in And though it's red blood bleeding from her now It feels like cold blue ice in her heart When all the colors mix together - to grey And it breaks her heart There's a stranger speaks outside her door Says

Which Came First Electrocution Or The Dropises
This November has already turned out a weeks worth of 80-degree scorchers. I keep forgetting to wear sunscreen as it's not something my Novembers of past prepared me for. I know the east coast is seeing their share of winter already, but damn and bless this global warming all the same. However, this week's sunspot across my crown brought on a sadness yesterday that I could not explain. I was too drained to find its meaning. I knew it wouldn't last so I didn't dwell. I know better being human and all. I got electrocuted again. Maybe that was it. It had been two years since the last dose of electricity jarred my system through a hot microphone. This time I was dripping wet after a dip in the Jacuzzi and while reaching for the off switch in a dark room, I grabbed an exposed wire and felt the love of man all the way up my left arm into my heart. According to my friends I made a sound no human has made before. I think I'm okay from it. The only result that's been happening regularly is t

Still Tuesday 12th.. Home For The Night
HOME FOR THE NIGHT NOW CHERRY PEEPS/// CHECK OUT MY PICS CHECK OUT MY PROFILE CHECK OUT MY ART MY CATS AND THE CARS I WOULD LOV TO OWN.... COME CHAT IF U LIKE .... EVERYONE WILL BE ANSWERED.... TIMOTHY AND OH BY THE WAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE...

What Super Hero Am I !
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner. James Bond, Agent 007100%Lara Croft100%The Terminator100%The Amazing Spider-Man100%El Zorro100%Neo, the "One"100%Indiana Jones88%Captain Jack Sparrow79%Batman, the Dark Knight71%William Wallace

The Ending Of Tuesday 12th Dec. 2006
WELL GOOOD DAY TODAY ,,, GETTING LATE THANKS TO ALL LMY NEW FRIENDS......... LOV CHECKING OUT ALL THSESE PHOTOS AND CARS AND ALL ITS GREAT....THANKS FOR SHARING THEM ALL WITH US.......... AND AGIAN HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ONE AND ALL.......... TIMOTHY ............ 13 CHERRY POINTS TO GO FOR LEVEL 4.....!!!!!!!!!

Canadian Woman
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president w as surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?" "Certainly

I May Lose Friends Over This But.....
I may lose friend over this, but ya know what? I don't care, my true friends are the ones who will be left. I am not going to help anyone level up, win contests or repost bulletins anymore. If I take the time to do it for you, and you don't return the favor, well, you're not as good a friend as you let on to be. lets see how many people even repost this bulletin so it gets around....prob none. you want to show you're someone who can be a true friend......devote as much time to me as I devote to you

I Should Charge For This Stuff..
A teacher asked her 2nd grade students to share something of their summer. This one titled, "MY RETARDED GRANDPARENTS" caught her eye! "We always like to spend the summers with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed fixed because it is all okay now, and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but all they do in it is jump up and down with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out! They go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every n

Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS And furthermore.. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not

What Is Reflexology And How Does It Work?
Reflexology is a gentle art, a fascinating science and an extremely effective form of therapeutic foot massage that has carved an impressive niche in the field of complementary medicine. It is a science because it is based on physioloical and neurolgical study: and an art because much depends on how skillfully the practitioner applies his or her knowledge, and the dynamics which occur between practitioner and recipient. Reflexology is a holistic healing technique, the term 'holistic' desrived from the Greek word holos which means 'whole' and as such aims to treat the individual as an entity incorproating body, mind and spirit. Reflexologsits do not isolate a disease and treat is symptomatically, nor do they work specifically on a problem organ or system, but on the whole person with the object of inducing a state ofbalance and harmony. The art of reflex foot massage must not be confused with basic foot massage or body massage in general. It is a specific pressure technique which works

Guy Rules
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice. 8:

And Another One !
i used to think that you were going to be there forever i always knew that there wasn't a storm we couldn't weater then you had to leave and left me to face it all alone when i look around at these four walls i can't help but feel that this house is not a home why did you leave me, and where did you go all these years together and i have nothing to show we were there for each other since we were kids and we always had each other in times like this but now i see you and it is time to say goodbye at times like now all i can do is cry it is so hard letting go of you and everything we've been through but it will be ok, i will be there to help you through i will go for now but i will come back to you one day we will find the love that we lost someday i brought you flowers just to show that my love is still strong no need to worry about it, i will place them on your stone . this is for anyone who has ever lost thier lo

What I Am
What animal-spirit lives inside of you? WolfInside of you, the spirit of the wolf is sleeping.The wolf is a lonesome traveler in the lonely prairies, the deep woods and the never-ending deserts of ice and snow of the Rocky Mountains, Alaska,the North pole and so on...The wolf is fine with being on his own and managing his days.So are you.But be aware of, that wolves also live in groups often , to support each other and to defend against their enemies with greater success.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Another Spectacular Group Of Indiviuals (sarcasm Noted)
So last night im driving home from work in my wrap car (one of these days ill include a picture of it), but i digress. SO while i was talking to a ery close friend of mine, I look out my passenger side window at the care next to me. Im not sure what it is with the area that i live in but apparently mullets are still in. So i look out my window at this thing sitting next to me. Let me first describe the wonderful car that they were driving it was a combination of light blue, sealer grey, cherry red, and ground to the steel silver. It was an older model Chevrolet, Ford, cavalier, escort, with a luggage rack on the trun and the roof, 2 donut tires on the front and two fat tires on the back complete with hubcap spinners from walmart. IT was nice night so i had my windows down, the thing in the car next to me moved the plastic that covered her passenger side window and said "HEEEEEEY!" This striking beauty was carry at least 400lbs, had not shaves yet today and had her mullet in corn rol

My First Time Kissing A Girl (part 2)
(To best understand, read part 1) So, here's the thing. She wants to get together once a year to 'explore', yet she's married to my friend now. WHAT HATH I DONE?? I'm confused, somebody help me... CC

Christmas Letter From Jesus To His Children
Dear Children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate my birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival, although, I do appreciate being remembered anytime. How I personally feel about this celebratrion can probably be most easilly understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate my birth just GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now having said that let me go on. If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting my birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santas and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn. Iall my followers did that, there wouldn't be any need for such a scene on the town square because there would be so m

If This Is Happening...it Needs To Stop Now! (repost)
if this is happening...it needs to STOP now! (repost) Against it. If any of you out there are my friends, I ask you out of the kindness of my heart to repost this. If you're not my friend, I ask you search for the source compassion in your soul and repost this anyway. More importantly, if you're in a position to, DO something about it. This is about California legislation being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could be on it's way to anywhere. Someone has to try to make a difference...what if it were your pet? It would be great if CherryTap could be used for something good other than getting dates. Please pass the word along and post this...so as many people can see this as possible.

Life
Well ladies, I hate to say it, but, I have a gf again now. Me and my ex are giving it one more try, no guarentee's, but, will see what happens. So if you dont see me on here as much as I usually am, thats the reason why. I will try to stop in from time to time but probably wont be on here much. We will see how "round" two goes in the relationship :)

Things That Make You Go Ahhhhh:)
As a student in the school of life, I have learned over the years that in order to take care of others, I have to take care of myself first. In the past, when I was too busy to take care of me, I would some how self-destruct either by getting sick, feeling depressed and over-stressed, or by having skin or digestive problems. I was forgetting the thyself part of love thy neighbor as thyself. After that realization, I started to take care of myself so I could better take care of those I love. I found out what helps me relax and unwind and began to uncover the things that make me go ahhhhhhhh. This is a list of things that make me feel good and help me relax. Now every time I begin to feel stressed and wound up, I look at the list and do something on it. My list has some quick, simple and free things on it like take a five minute walk outside or smell something pleasant or take six deep breaths as well as more extensive relaxation practices. Since then, I have included m

Guitar Players
this a list my top guitar players. this list is subjective and are in no particular order...this just MY opininions and who i like...there are many great guitar players these are my favs. and have other i will not or can not argue with any you make a case for.... Rock Angus Young Eric Clapton Stevie Ray Vaughan Billy Gibbons Jimi Hendrix Eddie Van Halen Keith Nelson Joe Walsh Jimmy Page Tom Petty Sammy Hagar Bo Diddley Carlos Santana Blues BB King John Lee Hooker Stevie Ray Vaughan Billy Gibbons Muddy Waters George Thorogood Jimmy Ray Vaughan Eric Clapton Albert King Freddie King Johnny Winters Edgar Winters Hound Dog Taylor Buddy Guy Robert Cray others Hank Willams Jr Hank Williams III Brian Setzer

So You Think You Know Me
So You Think You Know Me... (2 Points) My name: (4 Points) My last name: (4 Points) Who am I in love with: (1 Points) Where did we meet: (6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: (1 Points) Where do I work: (3 Point) What am I afraid of: (2 Points) Do I smoke : (3 Points) Do I drink: (3 points) Do you think Im a virgin: (1 Point) Do I have any siblings: (2 Points) How many: (2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: (1 Point) How many piercings do I have: (4 Points) How many tattoos do I have: (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (2 Points) Whats my favorite color: (3 Points) Name something I hate: (4 Points) Name a talent I have: (4 Points) Whats my phone number: (4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear: (4 Points) Do I have any pets: (2 Points) Who am I dating/liking right now: (5 Points) How long have I been dating/liking them: (5 points) How tall am I: (5

Morning
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com Hi everyone hope u all have a great day and are all ready for Christmas wish u all a Merry Christmas

Impressions
To those of you who have crossed my path have made a lasting mark in sand.. I can say that you are all have settled for a purpose, you all have different emotions.. The standards are there in all different ways.. May you all see the light that shines everyday.. each of you have a glow that shows.. its as bright as a light but yet no one sees beyond the site of thee.. Take the cover off take a peek they might be amazed at what you see.. Its a blessing that has been sent to thee..

Patriotic Poetry
THE AMERICAN DREAM By: Sergeant Aaron M. Gilbert Through all the fires, Through all the pain, The Marines stand tall, To fight once again. Always on call, The Presidents own. Always fighting, To protect our home. My life for our freedom, My freedom to you, These are gifts that we give, For the Red White and Blue. We die for you, We die for them, We do not complain, About where or when. For this is our job, To fight around the world And give the gift of our freedom To every boy and every girl. And yes peaceful solutions, Can not always be found, To free a trapped people, From the terror around. So we fought in this war, With resolve in our hearts, To help Iraq's people Have a new and free start. So speak of your "Peace," And how war is so wrong, But shut your face when we're called To give out the freedom we've won. For you did not fight, And you did not bleed. And you did not die, For the American dream. Christmas Poem

Ring Round The Rosy With Clarisse
I only have a short time to live, so I will get quickly to the point. Actually, I just lied to you. It is my nature to do things slowly, and even in the last few weeks of my existence, that is what I am going to do. I want to share a book with you. It is near and dear to my heart, as it is my birthplace. The book that I am rambling on about is a fanciful ditty named Fahrenheit 451. Only if you’ve read the book will you realize that sarcasm rests alongside slothfulness in my nature. I am going to write this on the assumption that you have not read it, so I must counter my earlier statement. For this particular book isn’t at all a fairytale, it is a horror novel in disguise. In this book you will watch things die. I said things, not people, though some of those will die as well. No what we will watch die here are the very things that make a human humane, the bits and pieces of a person’s soul. They will lie stagnant until overrun with boredom and decay, and then they will flo

My Love Is....................
Your name is... SANDRA Your kiss is... delicious Your hugs are... to die for Your eyes... light up a day Your touch is... heart warming Your smell is... amazing Your smile is... encouraging Your love is... unique

Beware How You Word Shit :p
A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replies, "Tits"

Group Says "fake" Fur On Coat At Macy's Is Real
Group says "fake" fur on coat at Macy's is real Sun Dec 17, 10:00 AM ET An animal rights group on Friday accused Macy's of selling a coat with a real animal fur collar even though it was advertised as fake fur. The Humane Society of the United States said a $237.99 Sean John Hooded Snorkel Jacket for sale on Macy's Web site was described as having an "imitation rabbit fur collar." But the group said when it purchased the coat, the label read "Made in China" and "genuine raccoon fur." The group said it is testing the fur to see if it is from a raccoon dog, a type of dog raised in China whose fur resembles that of a raccoon. In an e-mail statement sent to Reuters, Macy's parent Federated Department Stores Inc. said the retailer has a policy against selling dog or cat fur, and any "inappropriate or inaccurately" labeled products would be removed from its stores and Web site. "The information brought to our attention today by the Humane Society of the United States will b

Paper Hero
I can save the world if I want to thats what ill do I can save you from the world youre in I can pull you thru but then the lights shine on me and they see me for who I am Im just a paper hero living a lie a shell of a man So go back where you found me and leave me to die find yourself another savior one that catches your eye cuz sooner or later they all see me for who I am im just a paper hero living a lie a shell of a man

Men
To Cheat Contemplation, lack of dedication, quick penetration, Too much information about other women's sensations, Flirtation, not man enough to commit to masturbation To avoid the temptation, Lack of conversation, causing frustration, Navigation to another female who's a poor imitation. The lies, the suspense when you cheat, Deceit, The finesse, her caress, Taking your woman's kindness for weakness. Lack of trust, the lust, The attraction, Fantasies about taking action, The plight, causing arguments leading to fights, So you can try to sneak out another night. The misconception of your woman's perception, She's been aware of his ways since the inception But didn't want to face the rejection And as she stares at her reflection, She realizes why men cheat, There is no exception. "Love him or leave him but, never feel like you need him".

The Gift That Keeps On Giving
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING Roy Collette and his brother-in-law have been exchanging the same pair of pants as a Christmas present for 11 years -and each time the package gets harder to open. This year the pants came wrapped in a car mashed into a 3-foot cube. The trousers are in the glove compartment of a 1974 Gremlin. Now Collette's plotting his revenge--if he can get them out. It all started when Collette received a pair of moleskin trousers from his brother-in-law, Larry Kunkel of Bensenville, Ill. Kunkel's mother had given her son the britches when he was a college student. He wore them a few times, but they froze stiff in cold weather and he didn't like them. So he gave them to Collette. Collette, who called the moleskins "miserable", wore them three times, then wrapped them up and gave them back to Kunkel for Christmas the next year. The friendly exchange continued routinely until Collette twisted the pants tightly, stuffed them into a 3-foot-long, 1-inch wide tube and gave th

New Policy Effective Immediately, The Following Economizing Measures Are Being Implemented In The "twelve Days Of Christmas" Subsidiary:
1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing considerable savings in maintenance; 2) Two turtle doves represent a redundancy that is simply not cost effective. In addition, their romance during working hours could not be condoned. The positions are, therefore, eliminated; 3) The three French hens will remain intact. After all, everyone loves the French; 4) The four calling birds will be replaced by an automated voice mail system, with a call waiting option. An analysis is underway to determine who the birds have been calling, how often and how long they talked; 5) The five golden rings have been put on hold by the Board of Directors. Maintaining a portfolio based on one commodity could have negative implications for institutional investors. Diversification into other precious metals, as well as a mix of T-Bills and high technology stocks, appear to be in order;

My 10 Names
1. YOUR REAL NAME: sandra 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name, plus izzle) Sanizzle 3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of middle name) Slee 4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Green Black Panther 5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born): Lee Buffalo 6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Armsasch 7. SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color, favorite drink) Green Water 8. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name) Amecmce 9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne) Tommy Girl 10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (father & mother's midd

My Friends
to all my friends,happy holidays,hope every body stays safe,sorry that i have not gotten to everybody on my friends list,my work has been keeping me busy,but my friends are always in my thoughts and prayers,also please stop and think what have you done this year,did you make a difference in somebodys life. please be safe and DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emotions
Men don't cry, should I laugh now or later. I'm the court jester of life, no one knows what I truely feel cause my eyes are hard to read. The smile on my face say that I should be happy but my eyes say that I am going to kill someone. Here is the funny thing I'm neither mad nor sad, I'm not happy or glad. I'm just here trying to live life, so what should I am mad about what happened in my life, fuck that I am happy about it cause it makes me into the man that I will end up being. I have many regrets and everyday I think about them, they almost consume every thought I have. It doesn't make me miserable though I leave that for people who like to be stuck in a hole. I digged my grave and even made my tombstone, so you can say that I am ready to die. It's a life to that I have to live on to make everyday better then the rest. I can't put into words what my emotions truely are, let people if I say I love don't doubt that shit. I'm going to myself through the hardest test of my life this yea

Mustard-glazed Christmas Ham
Ingredients: 1 ham (9-pound size) 2 carrots -- peeled 2 rib celery 2 bay leaves 5 white peppercorns 2 yellow onions -- peeled 12 whole cloves 1/2 cup mild Swedish mustard 2 egg yolks 6 tablespoons honey 3 tablespoons fine bread crumbs coarse mustard Directions: Place ham in a large pot. Add carrots, celery ribs, bay leaves, peppercorns, and onions, each studded with half the cloves. Cover with water, cover pot, and simmer over low heat, skimming occasionally, for 3 hours. Remove meat from broth (reserve broth for other use) and place on a cutting board. Cut away and discard rind. Preheat oven to 325F. Combine Swedish mustard, egg yolks, and tablespoon honey in a bowl and mix well. Place ham, fat side up, on a rack set in a roasting pan. Glaze top of ham and bake for 25 minutes. Increase heat to 400F and cooking, basting with glaze, for 15 minutes. Sprinkle with bread crumbs and bake until golden, 15 minutes. Cool, then slice. Serve with coarse mustar

So..
So...I had turned off the top photos on my homepage but decided to turn them on again. Nothing has changed, nothing like some cam whore's legs spread so the world can see. I know some of you like that, but man...It bothers me to see that. Its one thing to have private photos hidden in a private folder(you all know i do) but when they are out there for everyone and their dog to see thats just too much. Not everyone needs to see your cooter!!

Hard To Believe
Here is something that I don’t understand, with this being the holiday season and so many are already depressed why are there so many people filled with hate and throwing it out all over the Internet. I guess that some people do not understand that all the evil that they spew forth will come back to them in some way or form and then not understand when it happens to them.

The Whisperer's
It's Christmas once again my friend and the angels dance so free, the magic surrounds each one of us as we all have one you see. They whisper all around us and they sing us Christmas songs, and it's up to us to listen if we want to sing along. The whisper of your Mother, her voice so sweet and clear, The one that fills your heart with joy this special time of year. We all have someone whispering in the silence of our hearts, we remember all the love they gave from birth till we did part. These voices that I hope you hear will make you smile I will pray, And may the voice of all the whisperers bring you joy this Christmas day. Luv&Hugs, ~Mz Mic~

Exercise: Create New Changes
Now is the time to take your list of things that are wrong with you and turn them into positive affirmations. Or you can list all the changes you want to make and have and do. Then select three from this list and turn them into positive affirmations. Just suppose your negative list was something like this: My life is a mess. I should lose weight. Nobody loves me. I want to move. I hate my job. I should get organized. I don't do enough. I'm not good enough. You can then turn them around to something like this: I am willing to release the pattern in me that created these conditions. I am in the process of positive changes. I have a happy, slender body. I experience love wherever I go. I have the perfect living space. I now create a wonderful new job. I am now very well organized. I appreciate all that I do. I love and approve of myself. I trust the process of life to bring me my highest good. I deserve the best, and I accept it now. Out of this group

Mj Myths Vs. Truth
http://www.drugtext.org/sub/marmyt1.html MARIJUANA MYTHS by Paul Hager Chair, ICLU Drug Task Force 1. Marijuana causes brain damage The most celebrated study that claims to show brain damage is the rhesus monkey study of Dr. Robert Heath, done in the late 1970s. This study was reviewed by a distinguished panel of scientists sponsored by the Institute of Medicine and the National Academy of Sciences. Their results were published under the title, Marijuana and Health in 1982. Heath's work was sharply criticized for its insufficient sample size (only four monkeys), its failure to control experimental bias, and the misidentification of normal monkey brain structure as "damaged". Actual studies of human populations of marijuana users have shown no evidence of brain damage. For example, two studies from 1977, published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) showed no evidence of brain damage in heavy users of marijuana. That same year, the American Medical Assoc

Someting That Is Pissing Me Off
Now I know that there is men out there that are just down right flirts but this is realy begining to piss me me off. My profile on here says i am happily married so why is it that men get on here and want to chat on yahoo msn or something else or wants to tell me how sexy i am and ask if i am very happily married, Well if I wasn't I wouldn't of put that in my profile. I am here to meet friends and friends only and i'll have guy friends BUT!!! that is it i don't want a relationship I already have one and am very much in love with him have been for 11 years so no one on this earth will take that from me unless it's the good lord above so if any of u men have a problem with that then you need to remove me from your list. im sorry i may come off to be a bitch but i have said it till my face is blue and i wont say it no more i'll just start blocking the ones that are doing it.

Well..
Wow, this site in really amaizing... its way better than myspace. but yet, myspace isnt complicated lol. I cant believe christmas is like 3 days away. I still need to get my bf something. I hate doin late christmas shopping. Well, its 12:41 am, and im really tired. and i dont got to much to honestly say right now. so who ever reads this. hope u have a Merry Christmas.

Please Read....
my brother and his wife were in a pretty nasty wreck about 6 am Thursday morning, The vehicle they were driveing was hit by a tractor and trailer on I-81, he is doing pretty good but she is not, please remember them in your prayers...

The Road Less Travelled
"I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less travelled by, And that has made all the difference." --- Robert Frost I dont' know whether to agree or disagree with him. I certainly have been known to take the road less travelled, and the experiences have been indeed different from the road most people travel and experience; however, I am not sure if it has been all that much of a benefit to my career -- or not??? The final verdict is yet to be seen -- probably another 40-50 years down the road. :)) LOL...

Take My Breath Away
When you look into my eyes I see a love so deep I've given you my heart And hope you'll always keep You pull me close to you And kiss my hair lightly I love your warm embrace As you hold me so tightly You whisper sweet things Words I crave and long to hear Words so powerful Taking away my every fear Your hands stroke my body And I melt into you You take my breath away With the things that you do I desperately want a kiss Hoping your lips possess mine Our tongues find each other Beginning a dance so divine Our hands begin to explore Eagerly each others desire Stroking, caressing, igniting A invigorating passionate fire I don't know what to do I don't know what to say I get chills all over Each time you look my way Flustered I get when I see you It's hard for me to stand And hold back from touching you Do you even understand When you touch me My whole body starts to shiver My knees get all weak And my lips start to quiver You make my

Depressed This Xmas
For all of you don't know i losted my father this year to prostate cancer he was 57 and i also lost my grandpa he was 99 i need alot of friends this time so if you can respond to me im trying to stay smiling but it is hard....

Twenty Frist Century America
TWENTY FRIST CENTURY AMERICA Living in America today is very dangerous for a white person. With the borders being opened by the politicians and the blacks running amuck. The white woman is no longer able to walk down the street and feel safe. The negro has made sure that all territories are covered that once used to be all white. We are no longer the majority of this once great nation. There once was a time in America where the white citizens were the only people our politicians cared about, there was a time where if we had a problem it was fixed. This time is gone the way of the horse and carriage, it has become extinct due to the overtaking by the Jew and their immoral and unjust form of government. With the new age of “diversity” and “equality” the America we once knew has been totally reformed for the worst. We are now forced to share the same restrooms and classrooms with those inferior persons who are hell bent on collecting their welfare check when the reach legal age

Have You Kissed Any Toads Lately? Or, (if A Guy, Have You Been Kissed By A Princess)
Long time ago, I placed an ad stating that I was tired of kissing toads and I was looking for my prince. God blessed me with Kevin who showed me that men could truly treat their women like princesses/queens. Unfortunately, he died almost 4 years ago. Now, I am wondering if I can find another prince some day.... In the meantime, I am greeted each evening by a frog that lives under the sidewalk leading up to my apartment building. Each time, I see him I start to wonder.... could that be a sign??? lol..... It certainly gives me a good chuckle as I remember a story I read, Hex and the City: Enchanted, Inc., by Shanna Swendson, that entailed about kissing frogs. I would like to share a few excerpts from there to demonstrate why this story comes immediately to my mind when reading this story.... "Men are okay," I said. "I like them well enough." I hated to dampen a good bitch session, but I'd never had a guy really screw me over. They had to be interested enough in m

I Thought This Was Good
ComeBacks To Those Lame Pick-Up Lines If we had a dollar for every time we've heard a lame pickup line... we'd be rich enough to buy our own drinks, thank you very much! Ever wonder what the perfect comeback would be to convey just how not interested we are? Read The Blog and pick your favorite! Now we can give Mr. Old Enough to Be Our Dad, Mr. Shorter Than Us...Without Heels, Mr. Popped Collar and even Mr. Drunk Enough to Be Escorted Out a taste of their own medicine. He says: Can I buy you a drink? You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money. He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours. You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours. He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. He says: How did you get to be so beautiful? You say: I must've been given your share. He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday? You say: S

Twas The Day After Christmas
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead; Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, while Upstairs the family continued to snore. And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks and jeans, Went into the kitchen and started to clean. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror. The driver was smiling, so lively and grand; The patch on his jacket said "U.S. POSTMAN." With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox. Bill after bill, after bill, they still came. Whistling and shouting he called them by name: "Now Dillard's, now Broa

Erotic Thoughts-my Voyager
ID MET HIM ONLINE,WE'D TALKED FOR MONTHS,HE MADE MY BLOOD BOIL JUST LOOKING AT HIM,THEN WE SPOKE SEXUAL TO ME IT WAS LIKE HE OPENED MY MIND TO NEW THINGS,...FINALLY IT WAS TIME,...WE KNEW WHAT HE WANTED,;;OF COURSE HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I DID!,.....WE WERE TO MEET IN THE PARK THAT NIGHT,..TOUCH,TEAZE,KISS,THEN FUCK!,..RIGHT THERE IN THE OPEN,...YES WE WANTED PPL TO SEE US,...I WANTED THEM TO SEE HIM ENTERING ME,..BITING ME,SCRATCHING ME,...AND AT THE END ,..US CUMMING,.......

Thinking About Going For A Recorded High Speed Run In The Vette Soon...
So, Ive been driving it for 2 years, done lots of stupid stuff in it, and glad that I'm not dead. Now im thinking about recording one of the high speed runs that I occasionally do. Probably only to about 155-160, but thats plenty fast...not to mention plenty illegal. Aside from those thoughts, just been enjoying the christmas season, and hoping that I get something decent, or something that I can use. Oh, and trying to get a girl friend/friend with benefits. ANYTHING!!!! Its been far too long. Unfortunately, school, work, and sleep take up all my time. So, anyways, back to the main subject. I will probably have my friend help me record that within the next couple weeks, more than likely after the holidays, but definitely before january 9th. Happy Hannachrismaquanzica!

Darkness And I Like Me
DREARY NIGHT The dreary night with it's rain, drenched a body wracked with pain. the city watch had found her there, lying in the courtyard square. a dagger pierced her side quite deep, "he came from nowhere",she did weep. "a man in black with eyes like coal, he took my baby and my soul"' "quiet girl." the watchmen said, "conserve your strength or ye be dead". "there is no time for i must tell, he took my child and soul to hell". the blood did gush, in puddles red, the poor young firl would soon be dead, "i must confess before i die, the one who conjured him was i ! i had no choice, my baby ill, i gave my sould,my heart, my will. he stepped from shadows like a thief, and asked if i had no belief. my husband's dead,my family gone do as you wish, i an your pawn. he took my baby, and with his knofe, he stabbed me deep to take my life. and as he left, i heard him tell, how my child would live in hell, a prince he;d be when he is grown, he'll sit beside the maste

How To Tell The Sex Of A Bird?
HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD ? This Is AMAZING!!! Until now I never fully understood how to tell, The difference Between Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now! Which of The Two Birds Is a Female??? Below are Two Birds.. Study them closely... See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.

Poetry((stonecold))
TO THE MAN MY HEART WILL HOLD YOU ALL KNOW HIM AS STONECOLD THIS MAN IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE MAYBE ONE DAY I WILL BE HIS WIFE THIS MAN HAS ALWAYS STOOD BY MY SIDE EVEN AFTER I CRUSHED HIS PRIDE I HAVE HURT HIM MANY TIMES HE OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN MY RHYMES HE HAS GIVIN ME A REASON TO LIVE BY GIVENG ME ALL HE HAS TO GIVE ONE THING BEFORE I GO MY LOVE FOR THIS MAN I WANTED TO SHOW I HAVE DONE YOU WORNG THIS IS TRUE WHEN IN A LOSS FOR WORDS SAY I LOVE YOU!

Life...
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there... to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be but when you look eyes with them, you know that every moment that you are with them, they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, will power or heart. Everything happens for a reason! Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere, safe and comfortable but dull and

Sexual Sign
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Rip: Cradle Of Filth And A Disappointing Year In Music
RIP: Cradle of Filth and the disappointing year in Music Alright, I finally broke down and listened to the new Cradle of Filth album Thornography when I found out it came out last month and thanks to the lack of a music store within 30 miles (That's right people, Muncie really is THAT fucked up) and I find that their departure from their trademark sound isn't working. Honestly, I regret buying Nymphetamine last year and I'm glad that I didn't buy this now that I got to listen to it. To me, the Cradle of Filth that I know and loved died after Damnation and a Day which is very disheartening to me since it was at the top of my favorites in terms of music. I have found lately that they aren't the only ones who have stumbled which has made me rather unhappy with the music scene as a whole. Coldcut released their first new album in 10 years which at first I was exstatic about, but after listening to the album it turned out to be the biggest letdown I ever had in Music. Then there was the

Letter To Retail Customers
Dear Customer, I know I’m just a retail salesperson (or retail whore in your view), but I thought I’d make a few points clear to help you with your holiday shopping: 1. I am here to help you find the products that you’re looking for. When I approach you, it is my goal to be friendly and helpful, not push needless items on you! 2. If I check and I tell you I’m out of a product, I am out of that product. I’ll look on the computer and then go look in the store room for it. If I can’t find it or it’s out of stock, no amount of fussing or outright hostility will make the product magically appear. 3. Yes I know that X is the store manager. That’s nice that you know who X is, but I can’t give you special discounts or sell products that are out of stock because you know who X is. 4. I’d really rather not ring up your purchase because there are three other customers waiting to be helped in my department. We have cashiers to ring up your purchases and they are much faster on

What Personality Disorder Are You?
You May Be a Bit Borderline... Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame! When you're up, you're a little bit crazy... And when you're down, your whole world is crashing Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?

Trapped
I have no idea as to why my parents always feel when they get into a stupid little argument over nothing sometimes that they have to put me in the middle of it. I hate it like one wouldn't even know. its like they depend on me to settle the damn thing or something. I feel like if i say one thing, then the other will get mad no doubt. its like my mom expects to say no to anything my stedad says bout her and my stepdad expects to me to say yes bout anything he says. i feel trapped between all of that b/c i know w/e i say its gonna hurt the others feelings and ugh its hell and back. they don't ever think how i feel bout it when they do it either, they think im fine with, well im not and i've told them but they don't seem to give a fuck bout it. they say won't get mad when i know for a fact they get mad, they don't say it but i can tell that they are. i don't know what to do so i just call it as i see it around here and w/e i seem to say pisses themn off and that kinda hurts me in a way. i

Would You Like To Be A Adult Magazine Model?
Hello ladies. Ever had a desire to be adult magzine model. Well...I am a talent scout for Gent and Dcup magazines. They are always looking for busty models to photograph. Not a busty model but still want to model or work in the adult industry? Drop me a note and I will tell you how Steve

Ann Landers' Perpetual New Years Resolutions
Ann Lander’s Perpetual New Years Resolutions Copied from operationlettertosanta.com Let this coming year be better than all the others. Vow to do some of the things you've always wanted to do but couldn't find the time. Call up a forgotten friend. Drop an old grudge, and replace it with some pleasant memories. Share a funny story with someone whose sprits are dragging. A good laugh can be very good medicine. Vow not to make a promise you don't think you can keep. Pay a debt. Give a soft answer. Free yourself of envy and malice. Encourage some youth to do this or her best. Share your experience, and offer support. Young people need role models. Make a genuine effort to stay in closer touch with family and good friends. Resolve to stop magnifying small problems and shooting from the lip. Words that you have to eat can be hard to digest. Find the time to be kind and thoughtful. All of us have the same allotment: 24 hours a day. Give a complime

Heres To '07
"Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may get better. To the confident it is inspiring because the challenge exists to make things better" HERES TO 07

My New Contest
ITS CALLED SAXY PICS IT IS BASED ON VOTES AND RATINGS SO BLOW ME UP PEOPLE LOVE YA AND REMEBER I AM A DAY BEHIND SO I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET REMEBER PLEASE THE MORE COMMENTS THE BETTER AND I NEED THE LOVE TOO

Today Was A Rollercoaster.....damn
Today I went from, literally being the happiest woman on gods green earth (at about 4pm) to being reduced to tears that just wouldnt stop coming (at about 7pm). Crazy what the one's you choose to love can make you feel. Or what those feelings can make you do. Guess I wasn't ready for it all to happen today. Love is stronger then anything else on this planet... it can make you cry, make you laugh, make you sick, make you mad, make you crazy, make you hurt.... and make you do things that you wouldn't normally do (for me today, that was cry). I guess you have to know me really well to understand this blog, but this aint about no man. This is about my family specifically my little sister. She is my heart and if you ask me about her I can talk about her for HOURS I love that girl more then life itself and I would do anything for her. Today we tried something new... I was going to take my sister out by myself. NOW I thought this would be cool but she wasn't havin' any of it. She st

2007!
Another year has come and gone, and I tell you my friends last year was way too long. I pray that 2007 is a better year, for all of you, my space friends on here. Some of you may have had the best. So pray for me, and all the rest. Make sure that you have made your New Year's resolution, I think that smoking more pot may be my solution. And even at least if it is not, I will feel happy when I smoke more pot. Work hard towards your goals and be good to those that you love and you care for. And then you, my friend will win with the highest score. Life is not easy for it is what you make it, and if things go wrong well I tell you at least fake it. Smile everyday when you wake up. Then reach for the Irish Cream and pour it into your cup. Make the best of everyday and you shall be rewarded in an awesome way. So to all my friends I Happy New Year now let's all turn on that game and crack open your beer. Happy New Year!

Beast And The Harlot - A7x
This shining city built of gold, a far cry from innocence, There's more than meets the eye round here, look to the waters of the deep. A city of evil. There sat a seven-headed beast, ten horns raised from his head. Symbolic woman sits on his throne, but hatred strips her and leaves her naked. The Beast and the Harlot. She's a dwelling place for demons. She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings. Fallen now is Babylon the Great. The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, myrrh and pearls. Her plagues will come all at once as her mourners watch her burn. Destroyed in an hour. Merchants and captains of the world, sailors, navigators too. Will weep and morn this loss with her sins piled to the sky, The Beast and the Harlot. She's a dwelling place for demons. She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating wi

Friendship
Life is a one way path You can’t go backwards When you meet a true friend You hold onto them If you become lost on the way They will guide you If you need a shoulder They are there for you If you hurt inside They make it better If you fall they will lift you When your heart aches Their hugs relieve the pain When you cry They dry your tears And when all seems lost They will guide you back home You are my true friends All these things I give to you As we journey through life’s trials together

New Here On Cherrytap!
Hello! I'm new here on Cherrytap. I am also on myspace. But my husband said I should try this since there's no kids on here. So here's some of my first mindless ramblings for the year 2007!.... Ahhhhhh....2006 is finally over and gone. It was an alright year. Good things happened, bad things happened. Life happened. Now I wonder what kind of life is going to happen in 2007. I didn't make any resolutions though. I stopped doing that a long time ago. New Years Day and making resolutions to me is like the first day of the school year and the hopes of getting good grades. Every year I'd tell myself, "I'm gonna be on the honor roll!" "I'm gonna learn to speak Spanish fluently!" And then by the second semester, I'd say, "Fuck it! I'm takin' a nap." Which I had no way of preventing anyway. Because through out my high school life, I could never stay awake when the 4th period bell rang. I have no recollection of what happened during and 4th period classes. As soon as that bell rang, my he

Update On Me And Tyanna. :(
ME AND TYANNA R DONE, NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE...... :( i miss her... oh well. got someone new. her name is serena. from bear with me peeps.... STUNING SERENA! we got pics!!!!! im deleting all of tyannas pics and putting up serenas pics. i loved serena while we were kids. she was my neighbor too. and tyanna....she hats me because she just wants to move on. me and serena got together yesterday. me and ty left like a week ago. so........yeah. love Ruby and Serena

Everything I Can't Have
I want a fresh girl I wanna drink my drink I wanna get high I cant have everything I wanna be rich Never work at all And sleep all day And I wanna see it all Oh I want, I want everything I want everything I cant have When the brandy hits my throat I go Da Da Da Da When I see the girls those girls they make me go Da Da Da Da When I get a taste a taste I lose control Da Da Da Da And when that brandy hits my throat I go Da Da Da Da I want a fresh girl From Dominica Maybe from Puerto Rico From Columbia Breakfast lunch and dinner I want it all the time Yo te quiero mucho Yo hablo espanol Oh I want, I want everything I want everything I cant have I want a house and kids A big family I want so many women I cant have everything

Review- Club- The Roxbury
theres a new club here in clarksville on riverside drive called the Rpxbury. it's a great little place, food, pool, darts, music and dancing. on wendsday and friday is beer bust, $5 all you can drink tap beer and on thursday and saturday is two for one well. i liked the fact the music was a nice mix of everything from country to rock and everything in between. the service is great, check it out!

One More From Myspace That I Wrote
you have no clue... how much i sit here and just think about you... you have no clue.. how many sleepless hours i have encounterd... you have no clue... how strong my love is for you... you have no clue.. cuz frankly i would do anything for you...

Lady Deathstrike
LADY DEATHSTRIKE By: Daniel J. Maag PLEASE SIT BACK AND LISTEN TO A MARVELOUS AND WONDERFUL TALE OF A UNIQUE LADY NAMED DEATHSTRIKE OF WHOM MOST OF YOU DO NOT KNOW WELL THIS STORY IS ABOUT CYBORG HEROIN AN ASSASSIN YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW LADY DEATHSTRIKE SHE’S KNOWN TO HER ENEMIES TO HER FRIENDS HER NAME IS JUST YURIKO SHE’S THE DAUGHTER OF LORD DARK WIND AN EVIL MAN WHO HATED ALL THINGS GOOD SCARRED FOR LIFE FROM A BLOODY WAR BENT ON DESTRUCTION AS WELL HE WOULD HER SKILLS AND TALENTS WERE AMAZING SHE FOUGHT WITH BRUTAL DEADLY FORCE A SAMURAI SKILLED IN THE ART OF KENJUTSU TO AVOID HER WRATH WOULD BE A WISE COURSE IN ALL HER WONDROUS ADVENTURES THERE WAS ONE THAT REALLY STANDS OUT A CONTINUING BATTLE AGAINST A POWERFUL X-MAN SHE AND WOLVERINE HAD MANY BLOODY BOUTS AFTER THE BRUTAL DEATH OF HER FATHER A NEW QUEST IN LIFE WAS AT HAND TO LEARN THE SECRETS OF ADAMANTIUM CAPTURING WOLVERINE WAS HER ONLY PLAN AFTER MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS ON GETTING HIM SH

Meh...
OK so I tried to create a mumm entitled simply ' Dave Grohl ' and I got this error message: " Error: mum title must be under 24 characters. " WTF? D a v e = 4 G r o h l = 5....ummm...5 + 4 = 9 where I went to school... Fuckin' CT... Ya wanna know why I never blog on this site? Cuz half the time I get similar errors when I try to...fuckit, ya wanna see my blogs, ask me for my myspace. This site's so damned anti-functional half the time...grr !

Got A Point There....
Received this in my email today..... WEATHER BULLETIN Up here, in the "Mile-Hi City", we just recovered from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands. FYI: George Bush did not come. FEMA did nothing. No one howled for the government. No one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV. Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. Our Mayor did not blame Bush or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else, either. CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snowstorm. Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards. No one asked f

Ok...
So today I did some errands with my kids. Nothing out of the ordinary.Except for the creepy guy who was walking down the street eating a pudding cup w/ his finger. Just digging away at it. Now, this guy looked neither homeless or poor. I was completely grossed out watching this. I just couldn't imagine being so hungry for the pudding that I couldn't wait to get a spoon. Or even better yet, he could have gone to the 80,000 fast food places around there and gotten one...

Jokes
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u toghter

Truth Or Dare (humor Me, Bishes.)
So here's the deal. You get to ask me THREE QUESTIONS no matter how crazy, or random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully. 1. 2. 3. (thats the truth part) Now I dare you to repost this, to see what people ask you (thats the dare part)

A Gathering Chant
The night is upon us The sky is clear We call upon the Goddess and She is near Children of the Goddess gather Weaving webs of magick Dancing circles through time Chanting to the quarters Remembering an earlier time The year moves in a sacred wheel As the Goddess teaches us to heal We heal ourselves and each other We heal the Earth Children of the Goddess gather Weaving webs of magick Dancing circles through time Chanting to the quarters Remembering an earlier time Our spirits know the way To celebrate each day We heal ourselves and each other We heal the Earth Re-birthing a saner time Children of the Goddess gather Weaving webs of magick Dancing circles through time Chanting to the quarters Remembering an earlier time

*my Career Personality*
Your Career Personality: Original, Devoted, and Service Oriented Your Ideal Careers: Art director Book editor College professor Composer Film director Graphic designer Novelist Stage actor Psychiatrist Writer The Quick and Dirty Career Test

National Guardsmen Overrun At The Border
A U.S. Border Patrol entry Identification Team site was overrun Wednesday night along Arizona's border with Mexico. According to the Border Patrol, an unknown number of gunmen attacked the site in the state's West Desert Region about 11 p.m. The site is manned by National Guardsmen. Those guardsmen were forced to retreat. The Border patrol will not say whether shots were fired. However, no Guardsmen were injured in the incident. The Border Patrol says the incident occurred somewhere along the 120 mile section of the border between Nogales and Lukeville. The area is known as a drug corridor, Last year, 124,000 pounds of illegal drugs were confiscated in this area. The Border Patrol says the attackers quickly retreated back into Mexico. Pretty sorry situation when the people who would have the manpower, firepower and knowledge to protect our country from illegal invasion are empowered ONLY to report it to the Border Patrol who are woefully understaffed and armed only with 9mm pistols

I Think She Is Done...
...it looks like we have a final count of five new puppies...oh goodie, oh joy...lol...they are cute as hell but I already have 4 dogs...see what happens when the toddlers let the dog out?!? lol...man what a way to start my day!

Im Such A Newbie!!
Right, where do i start!?!? Well first things first, allow me to apologise if I dnt ansa anyone..im still learning...i did try my shoutbox out but i think i did it wrong :S Ermm...im easy going so feel free to say hi n leave a message and I'll get back to you soon as I can..soon as I can because I have 3 young boys to look after lol..solo parenting ent fun sometimes, but my man helps best he can..ermm..im just here to make friends, have a laugh n have fun. SO plz say hi n take care. Cya all laterz xx

Pics
OK I PLAY IN A POOL LEAGUE AND I PLAY OUT OF A BAR CALLED THE GUYS AND DOLLS WE HAVE 2 TEAMS ONE IS CALLED THE GUYS THE OTHER IS CALLED THE DOLLS WELL WE HAD TO PLAY THE DOLLS LAST NITE SO IM LOADING PICS THAT WAS TAKIN ENJOY

It Takes A Real Man
It Takes A Real Man IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO LOVE WOMAN Only a REAL man can take on the challenge of a woman's passion. He can hold on even when she's buckin and thrashin. A REAL man loves the feel of a woman's breasts. And definately appreciates her in all of her sexiness. A REAL man can handle a woman's desires Her softness and wetness just sets him on fire. A REAL man will love her without any shame And tell anyone who asks, "She's the best in the game." A REAL man will honor the beauty within And be thankful that all that goodness is his. A REAL man will appreciate her for who she really is. And cherish and love her no matter what anyone says. It takes a REAL man to love a lady To hold her close and to call her his baby. So, to all of the men out there: If you think you're a REAL man Who's seeking a treasure Look for a REAL woman Her love is without measure. We are easy to find Just loo

A Night On The Trail
Soon after entering the Program, (I'd rather not discuss what it was) Monica became a good friend to me. The age gap wasn't bad. She was 17 and I was 18. I was quite lucky to have her; partly because I was in a strange new envioroment but mostly because she had a stunning body. My cock grows hard just picturing her. She was molotto, with black curly hair and a breath-taking body sporting two of the most gorgeous set of tits I have ever seen. Whenever I saw her, all I could think about was figuring out how to put my 8 inch cock between her legs. However, I still cared about her. She was a good friend and different than what I was used to. I grew up in a slightly racist town so the girls were predominately white. Even though the KKK hadn't run the town in several decades, they somehow managed to keep minorities away even long after the clan's demise. It's always eye candy for me to see a sexy black girl. On top of that, she was smart and funny. It's quite rare to find a girl with all of

Christmas Trip
Wow! I just got back from a 10 day vacation to Hong Kong. It was such a great trip. I went back for my cousin's wedding. Both her parents and her husband's parents spared no expense in throwing one hell of a wedding. The wedding was in a luxurious hotel next to the beach. Eventhough the reception and dinner was outside, we all had a blast, while surviving the cold night air, and danced till the sun came up. Another cool thing about the trip was all the shopping. Everything is so cheap over there and no taxes! Yeah! It was great to see all my family from my dad's side. I took almost 150 pictures! can't wait for another trip.

Cell Quiz
1. Grab your phone. see what time it was? 10:26 2. What's the last 4 digits of your mobile number? 5824 3. What does the 1st message in your inbox say? No 4. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M? Maria 5. Who's the last person you called? Mom's Cell 6. Who was your last missed call from? Greg 7. Who is the second person that comes up under D: Dani 9. Who's the 5th person who comes up under J?: I only have 4 ppl listed under J... Jodi is the last one 10. Who was your last received call from: Mom 11. Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?: Steph is the 2nd and last person under S 12. What does your banner say? i dont have a banner...it just says T-Mobile 13. How many messages are currently in your inbox?: 26 14. What do you have as your background? A pic of my eye it actually looks pretty cool 15. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under R? No R names 16. Who's the 4th person under T?: Tiff & TCF bank are the o

Here Is Another One Yay
well the question of the day would be about these cherry points what is the deal with them how do ppl get more points then others my friend is at 99.99% and others i see on here are at least at 200.000 points ahead of the game and have 2500 pics on their profile so i was just wondering what is up with that situation i rate other ppl pics on here and i like this site alot from the time i wake up till the time i go to sleep trying to increase my level as the day goes on and on and on the hours pass and i lost 3 am the other night wile i was on here i was like holy shit where did three am go im was so much into this cherry buisness lol well i hope u all liked my first blod blah hehe got ya all on that one u thought it was sooooooooooooooo important that u had to read it hehe haha tata tete got ya ok ill go for now ill keep everybody updated on how im doing and let me know the situation with the points system goes here

Recruiting The Dead...
Story Highlights• Letters inadvertently sent out to officers killed in action• 200 wounded soldiers also receive letters• Invitations intended for soldiers who had recently left service• Army sending out personnel to personally apologize to families WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Army said Friday it would apologize to the families of about 275 officers killed or wounded in action who were mistakenly sent letters urging them to return to active duty. The letters were sent a few days after Christmas to more than 5,100 Army officers who had recently left the service. Included were letters to about 75 officers killed in action and about 200 wounded in action. "Army personnel officials are contacting those officers' families now to personally apologize for erroneously sending the letters," the Army said in a brief news release issued Friday night. The Army did not say how or when the mistake was discovered. It said the database normally used for such correspondence with former

Bloody Valentine
Pounding heart thumping head just got drunk now he's dead red stained knife gaping neck i feel bad he could not be kapt spilling guts bathing face would hate for his to go to waste i hated his face he trusted mine and thats the end of my valentine

45 Questions
45 Random Questions 1. Who sits in front of you in math class? no one i dont do it anymore 2. What color is your razor/shaver? blue 3. What state are you in? none i live in England 4. Can you count backwards from 74? Yeah...slowly 5. Where were you Tuesday night? here 6. Brown or white eggs? brown 7. Like rap music? nope 8. Ever taken a train? yes 9. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York? I was in rehearsals when it happened and didnt find out about it until i got home Where's 10?? up your ass and round the corner 11. What day of the week is it? monday now lol 12. What was your Lunch? erm it was something random which i dont remember now 13. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? going to college 14. What does your screen name mean? random phrases i come out with and my nickname 15. Ever had cream puffs? no 16. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? no 18. When was the last time you went to the movies? fr

I'm Home!
Ugh! I am bored out of my god danged mind. I just spent the last 5-6 hours at my aunts house. BORRRRRRING. There are 3 crowds at my house. The Old Men. The Old Women. And the Kids. I don't particularly fit in with any of the three crowds. The men were in the living room watching football..*snoooooooze*...The women were in the kitchen gossiping and drinking some cheap wine...*yawn*(Sorry...If I'm going to drink alcohol...I want something thats gonna burn when it goes down my throat!)...and then there were the kids...My brother and my 2 cousins...The youngest kept trying to get her parents attention..and my cousin and my brother were watching Nickelodeon(sp?) Sorry...But Nickelodeon is NOT as good as it was when I was a kid. I ended up staying in the living room with the men and taking a nap on the floor, LOL. I could have done that here at home. The only reason we went there was because my aunt was celebrating her 50th birthday. Speaking of 50th birthdays..I want some suggestions

R.i.p
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy,

1/7/07 Daily Devotional
January 7 - Daily Feast To the Cherokee, the land is not dirt and stone and trees, it is a life-nourisher. The seed is more than a dormant embryo, it is life. The person is more than a human creature, he is spirit. It is never the worship of nature - but it is the love and adoration of that which set it all in motion, the Substance behind moisture, the sunlight, the rise and fall of the tides. Incredible things are happening right before our eyes, but most are looking for things to mourn and things to celebrate. Look behind the events. The rays of sun can damage - but the reason behind all these depths and heights heals and restores. ~ The sun is my father; the earth is my mother; on her bosom I will repose. ~ TECUMSEH - SHAWNEE "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 7 "..when we become hollow bones there is no limit to what the Higher Powers can do in and through us in spiritual things."

Really Bad Day
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood left by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. A shame, as he had merely been dancing while listening to his Walkman.

Chicken Eagle
The Chicken Eagle A naturalist was visiting a farmer one day and was surprised to see a beautiful eagle in the farmer’s chicken coop. "Why in the world,asked the naturalist, have you got this eagle living in with the chickens?" "Well, answered the farmer, I found him when he was little and raised him in there with the chickens. He doesn’t know any better, he thinks he is a chicken." The naturalist was dumbfounded. The eagle was pecking the grain and drinking from the watering can. The eagle kept his eyes on the ground and strutted around in circles, looking every inch a big, over-sized chicken. "Doesn’t he ever try to spread his wings and fly out of there?" asked the naturalist. "No, said the farmer, and I doubt he ever will, he doesn’t know what it means to fly." "Well, said the naturalist, "let me take him out and do a few experiments with him." The farmer agrees, but assured the naturalist that he was wasting his time. The naturalist lifted the bird to the top of the c

Confused Of London
Ok. The first of a no doubt long and tedious serial of my lack of understanding of american culture, language etc etc. #1 School system. Can someone explain to me the US system, ages, schools etc cos I don't know my sophomore from my junior high. In the uk it (used) to go something like this: under 5s - nursery/ playgroup/ playschool 5 to 7 - infants (or 5 to 11 primary) 7 to 11 - juniors (or 9 to 13 prep school/ middle school) 11 to 15 - seniors / high school 16 to 18 - 6th form / college 18 to 21 - university undergrad then postgrad etc Or something approaching that. Which as you can see may confuse someone who sees people arrive at high school in cars! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets See Who Pays Attention....lol
i was dumb enough to enter yet another contest! as far as the results are goin i now know why i said i was not going to get into any more. just for shits and giggles i will post this and see if it gets me any comments...lol

Frist Blog
hey there everyone i'm new here so a little about me i hate drama so if you carry drama with you please don't bother talking to me i love my daughter the outdoors camping hicking sports ummmm what else i don't drink offten i don't do any drugs thats about it

The "surge"
I find myself incredibly stressed about the "deciders" national address coming up on Wednesday. 20,000 more troops? What is that all about? Did the American citizenry not speak in November? Does the man listen to anyone but his pet monkey? 1,350 days since Mission Accomplished. 3,014 American sons, daughters, fathers, mothers dead.

The Ins And Outs Of Body Piercing
"*~The experience of body piercing can run the gamut from a minor fashion adjustment to a deeply-spiritual, body-reclaiming ritual~*" *About Body Piercing* In Western culture, there hasn't been much of a tradition of body piercing. Girls would pierce their ears themselves, often with things like sewing needles and a potato to push against. The 1970s saw some jewelry stores add ear piercing as a service as little devices that would just pop a stud right through the ear were invented. These were very blunt and unsterile piercing techniques, and are heavily frowned up now. In the early 1980s, modern piercing techniques were invented and the first piercing studios began to open by the end of the decade. The movement of modern body art seems to have started on West Coast but has now gone global with club kids all over the world sporting eyebrow piercings, nose rings and heavily-stretched ear loops. *Laws and Legalities* Many states now have stipulations about how old you have to

Poem
THIS IS A POEM I FOUND IN MY DAUGHTER'S ROOM TODAY AND SHE HAS IT LISTED ON HER BLOG ON MYSPACE ALSO. NOT SURE IF SHE IS THE ONE THAT WROTE IT OR NOT. hes a little angel to me but i can clearly see hes not doing to good hes not living the life a little boy should and me just knowing that any day something could happen and take him away it hurts me so bad thats the reason i walk around so sad hes always been my baby and i dream that oneday maybe he will be better i hope that day is near until then all people will hear is the sound of my cry and me sitting up all night wondering why why its possible that the little boy thats like a little angle could die

Sanity
Do you ever get the feeling that chatrooms were invented for the insane? I do. Rooms filled with so much dysfunction they make an episode of COPS look normal. Rooms of bitchy people not even talking about the chatroom's subject just ranting on how so and so screwed them over last week by talking to so and so who lives 2,000 miles away.Like Mr. Lost in California is going to be able to help Miss My Life Sucks in Louisiana with her issues with Mrs. I'm a bitch in New York. Ugghhh! Talk about a bad experience. I get this crap everytime I go in the room of my choice,Catholic Chat. Sure,while I have online friends in there,I still find loons who live their life through a chatroom and who hold online grudges for a Century. LOL Get over it! If the room is a religious one,talk about religion or hell,talk about your favorite Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavor (I love Chunky Monkey) But for the love of Goddess....save the drama for your mama! Sorry I'm ranting but sheesh! People in chatrooms ne

Pain
With my life all fucked up I dont know what to do But I see its not my fault So Im blaming it on you And I know I cant live life this way So I try To hide this pain every day And it stays And now nothing has changed So it seems Like my lifes been rearranged With my life so fucked up now Im leaving you This is what I have to do You saw it coming and you know its true Yet it's still my fault Yet I keep blaming you To hide this pain every day Trying to make it all go away By:Stacey Forrester (copywritten/dont steal!)

Everything Happens For A Reason ??
Everything Happens For A Reason ?? Have you ever wondered why things can go so terribly wrong in your life ?? Have you ever thought, oh why always me ?? Why me ?? How about when everything is going so right , but all of a sudden it is all so wrong ?? Do you realize that everyone has problems, big or small , but we all have them..See that person driving their car, or that person who just gave you that kind smile, yes all of us have them.. Some have health, money, relationships, children, , Love , it doesnt matter what the real problems are, what matters the most is what and how you can learn from them...Sometimes in our lifes we have them come at us bundled together with 2 and 3 different problems, or troubles that hit us at a time... We are never given too much for ourselves that we cannot handle them, although sometimes you will wonder if and why they are so heavy on you.. When i joined the service i

Pre Booty Call Agreement
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - do

Blasts
I think someone should be super sweet to me and buy me a blast :D that would be so killer and i'd be willing to make them a sign pic if they'd want :D Yeah i know lame that i'm begging but it's been so long since i've had one and i can't afford it right now to buy one myself :(

Pizza Commercial.
so...there is this pizza commercial...and it has a butt-rockish song playing in the background. about how great the pizza is...and how awesome the deal is... one of the lines is "sets you free like a mongoose in flight!" my question is...do mongoose (mongeese?) fly? i know they can kick ass by killing cobras and shit...but fly??

Back Before I Found My Soul
Whispers in the distance, Shadows on the wall, Resulting from the lines, In several bathroom stalls, I try to shut them out, And drownd away the pain, Just smoke another joint, There's nothing left to gain, Memories so faded, Some things not ment to be, Look deep down into my soul, And watch whats haunting me, No more shards or broken glass, No mirrors on my bed, A lust for something painfull, A thirst that's in my head, Now I'm lost in my dispair, There's no where left to hide, I wish I could express the things, I shelter down inside, A prescription for the blues, Will remind me every day, I can't seem to pass this stage, this life is not the way. Feb,14,2004 Daryl Lemky

I'm Outta Here For A While
Well I'm meeting someone for an early dinner. I will be back in an hour or two..Depending on how busy it is at the restaraunt. Outback Steakhouse YUMMO! See you all soon. Don't have too much fun without me. *waves*

Interesting Couple Of Days
Growing up, spending time with my dad was always something that I looked forward - he was always so much fun! And he still is! The past few days, I took off with him to hunt for a house for him and his wife to retire to in NC. Interesting to say the least! No cell service most of the time, no internet and lots of time to talk! It's funny! While I know I am an adult, there is still much more I have to learn from those who are "more adult" than me! Which is funny if you know my dad - me claiming he's more adult than me! LOL But regardless, I found a lot out about why I am who I am and why I believe in things that I do! And just how great it feels to have a dad as wonderful as mine!! And as my dad gets older and supposably wiser - I realize how precious this time is with him - probably even more so than when I was younger! So to all of you out there - enjoy whatever moments you can with those you love whether it is family, friends or someone special! Time moves fast!

Yeah You Guys See Me Popping On And Off
im still trying to get the site to work faster, and what ive realized is its not my computer it is the site, if i just go to peoples pages im fine its when i go to view pictures i have problems, i wish baby j would just have left the site alone before, lol

Lemon Chicken
This recipe can be made throughout the year because grape tomatoes are always in season. INGREDIENTS: * 1-1/2 lbs. skinless, boneless chicken breasts * salt and pepper to taste * 2 Tbsp. olive oil * 2 fennel bulbs, thinly sliced and rinsed clean * 4 cloves garlic, minced * 1 onion, finely chopped * 10 oz. can chicken broth * 2 Tbsp. lemon juice * pinch sugar * 2 cups grape tomatoes PREPARATION: Season chicken with salt and pepper. Heat olive oil in large skillet and add chicken. Saute on medium heat for 3-4 minutes. Turn and saute 4-5 minutes on second side, until no longer pink in center. Remove chicken and set aside.Add fennel, garlic, and onion to skillet and cook over medium heat, stirring frequently, for about 5 minutes until fennel is translucent. Add chicken broth, lemon juice, sugar and lemon peel and bring to a boil. Reduce heat and add the grape tomatoes and capers. Simmer for 5 minutes, adding chicken to pan for last m

Unconditional Love
Don't explain Just lay back and watch the rain Cause darling I'm right here And nothing's changed Don't you know by now I would not even know how To keep myself from falling for you I'll be around Unconditional love I'll be there when you fall The one condition of love Is there are none at all Why would I Be a fool and break these ties When all the dreams that I believe Are in your eyes Don't you see at last You don't even have to ask I'll give you so much more Than just a second chance

That Made Me Stronger
Dreams reoccur in my solitude Breaking my heart Injuring my mood With all of the things that I thought I knew It was you Well the conversation rings in my head Well you know me better than I know myself Will you write this for me He says no, you write your songs yourself That made me stronger It made me hold on to me Well, I remember You caught my eye It was late September It was no surprise He made me better His songs were soft and tender sometimes Well the conversations ring in my head I remember everything that we said All those tears that we shed The conversations ring in my head I remember everything that we said All those tears that we shed Don't call me when you're lonely Well once more I tell the shadows of my soul To stay back Everything has changed now And I don't want to go back And nothing you can say can change my mind

Ancient Civilization Beneath Death Valley?
July 24, 2003 Bourke Lee, in his book 'Death Valley Men' chapter: "Old Gold", describes a conversation which he had several years ago with a small group of Death valley residents. The conversation had eventually turned to the subject of Paihute Indian legends. At one point two of the men, Jack and Bill, described their experience with an 'underground city' which they claimed to have discovered after one of them had fallen through the bottom of an old mine shaft near Wingate Pass. They found themselves in a natural underground cavern which they claimed to have followed about 20 miles north into the heart of the Panamint Mountains. (read more) To their amazement, they allegedly found themselves in an huge, ancient, underground cavern city. They claimed that they discovered within the city several perfectly preserved 'mummies', which wore thick arm bands, wielded gold spears, etc. The city had apparently been abandoned for ages, except for the mummies, and the entire underground sys

Just Ramblin............
ever have one of those days and it seems one thing after another is just screwed up?? Before I even woke up this morning things started going wrong. Im usually pretty chipper and happy go lucky ill give as much as I get..today i dunno it was like the weight of the world was sittin on my shoulders n i just couldnt carry it anymore. Im not a cryer @ all ..today I cried just broke down n let it all flow. I thought maybe i needed to be less od a hard ass and just be human for awhile. It didnt help. maybe its depression hell maybe its a midlife crisis.any way i needed to vent so this seemed ike the best place as any to let it all flow out. A few of you have offered hugs n friendship today I appreciate that greatly. anyway I guess im done bein a oversized crybaby. If ya read this have a great week!~*~hugs& Kisses~*~

Ancient Village Found Under Illinois Soil
April 20, 2003 DAMIANSVILLE, Illinois (AP) -- Digging crews have found hundreds of 1,200-year-old stone arrowheads and pottery fragments buried under an Illinois hillside. The discovery near this village about 35 miles east of St. Louis represents an important archaeological find, said Brad Koldehoff, a state archaeologist. "It's a significant site. They discovered a keyhole-shaped house and what appears to be a small village," he said. "Keyhole" houses are dwellings made of clay and logs with rooms half submerged in the ground. The large, dome-shaped living area at one end was reached by a long, straight, covered entrance, giving rise to the name "keyhole." Microscopic examination of debris from their ancient garbage pits shows the inhabitants ate venison and turkey, plus what are today considered weeds. One common dish was a sort of pancake made from the seeds of knot weed. The village dates from the Late Woodland period, from about 600 to 800 A.D., said Koldehoff.

Wtf?!
I swear sometimes I just don't understand peoples logic. I guess that is what keeps life interesting. I receieved a text from my ex the other day, and again today I recieved one, yet in his text today he was asking if it was still my phone number. How the fuck would I have answered him the other day if it was not my number? I am really starting to wonder why all a sudden he is trying to get back into my life. Is he afraid of becoming a father and trying to bail on his girlfriend? I would not help him move back here if that is what he wants. I have no respect for cowards or people that walk out on their family. Family is really important to me, and I hope someday to have my own.

Why
I am disgusted with them how they manage to multiply how they crawl on their bellies and lie. How theifs and crooks, how liars and cheats can hold so much. how are they allowed a happy family? Does god really smile on those who help themselves? Is this our end? is this the final curtin for my kind? Why do the good ones win last, why do we wait at all. is its ones destiny? does fate pervail in the end? this i'll never know. But for this much i know for sure, i will never give in.

Welcome To My Mind !!!!!!!!
In these blogs will be my inner thoughts. written as I think them for example...... " Man I wish he was here " Everything I think inside my wild mind, while I am on this site or just on my computer lol will be put here. ALL KINDS OF THOUGHTS.... Like right now... " why not just let everyone get to know me alittle better " everytime I enter a thought the subject I put for each one will be like this " Thought # 1 Thought # 2 and so on lol.. LOL heres the thing.... you all gotta try to figure stuff out.... In each thought of mine at the beginning there will be intructions to do something. FOR EXAMPLE- if it says to guess who " HE " is you try and guess of course. You will have 7 days to guess the answer, everything you have to do in each thought will require an answer. After 7 days I will edit the blog/thought and add to the subject ( answer is ) and at the end of the thought will be the answer in caps. I AM SORRY there are no rewards but in awa

A Personal Alert!
Those friends of mine with energyworker capabilities: I'll be on my way with Mom to LaCrosse again. Dad had a funky dysrhythmia during his cardiac rehab a bit ago, so he's being taken by ambulance back to his personal doctor. Shouldn't be too bad a problem, I hope. Those able to send some positive healing energy, I would appreciate it very much! Thank you so very much, everyone! I will update you later. Blessings and much love!

Joke: The Blonde And The Heart Attack
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Jean is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten bitch", she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!"

Lava Lamp
30 November 2004, Washington) Twenty-four year old Philip was found dead in the bedroom of his trailer home, with burnt remains of a Lava Lamp strewn over his kitchen. Puzzled investigators eventually pieced together a likely scenario for Philip's last moments. Lava lamps are a mesmerizing distraction. Philip couldn't wait to fire up his new Lava Lamp. He plugged it in and waited for the pretty globs to begin their surreal dance. But after several frustrating minutes, nothing happened. Then a bright idea hit him: "Why not accelerate this painfully slow process?" He took the lamp to the kitchen, placed it on the stove, and turned up the heat. In short order, the wax melted and began its sinuous dance. But the liquid was designed to be warmed by a 40-watt bulb. It was over-heated. Entranced by the display, Philip forgot that "heat expands". Whereas there was no room for expansion in the glass bottle, the Lava Lamp resorted to a violent explosion to relieve the pressure.* One th

I Brake For Kloeys.
Tonight, I feel vitality gushing through my veins. If I'm to be completely honest, I'll admit to some good ol'-fashioned meanness coursing around in there, too. I've been rather busy and more than slightly out of sorts lately, but for tonight, I am king of the world, with the exception of a few anatomical differences, of course. I'm currently listening to the impressive Lena Horne's I Got Rhythm. I am awash with apathy regarding anything other than giving myself a small respite from the demands of my life. Now that Tammy lives in my home, I'm making her tend the baby some. I made her get up with him this morning and I also made her put him to bed tonight. I spent time with Caden today, but I did so at my whim. Well, his whim, as well. He's quite accustomed to having my attention as he wishes. Want to know something which just tickles my funny bone? You do? Fabulous! I haven't changed a diaper all day long. How 'bout those biscuits? Tammy has been moaning the blues about

Things Rednecks Will Never Say
Things Rednecks Will Never Say I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. Duct tape won't fix that. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? You can't feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. Wrestling's fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We're vegetarians. Do you think my gut is too big? I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, we don't need another dog. Who gives a crap who won the Civil War? Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. Spittin' is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Checkmate. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we

Warning - These Are Rude
ahaha these are great lol Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother. Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist? A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A. Wiped his ass. Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. Q. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? A. You know she'll swallow. Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the l

Who Am I
Who am I? Where am I? Who am I to be? Where am I to be? Those Questions I ask, No answers are passed. Closed, seem all the doors, Or are my eyes to the floor? I refuse to see the light, Yet it shines so fuckin bright. why must I be ungrateful, Shady, caniving and hateful? Hypocracy rolls off my tongue, My body so young, My soul quite old. My mind stuck between, with thoughts so bold. Dare I ask who you are, why I keep myself so far? The answers you give They help me live Yet I close my ears So not to hear How am I so selfish? You give so selfless. How arrogant can I be? To only want for me. Such a selfish prick This is not the trick.

The Word
so i am making an appointment to see the doctor ASAP cuz i think i may have gotten whiplash from the accident. i am so thankful that i was wearing my seatbelt..if i hadnt i may have smashed my head on the windshield... anyhow later today i am going to upload pix of my crashed car and ill finally get a salute pic so i can level up...stay tuned for the updates

Soo, I Scroll Down My Home Page
Yes, I scrolled down my page, just to be proven again tht men ARE in fact pigs. I see Some girl with 3 fingers shoved into her cunt. YAAAAAAAY if you guys want porn DOWNLOAD, and to the girls who post this in albums available to all, *shakes head in dissapointment* It's really too bad you crave the phony attention of perves and cunt-hounds. I hope that really makes you feel better. ANYways, *takes a deep breath*, I reck on that these "friends" you have have never read your profile, or your blogs, if you do infact have any" or really give a shit that you might be a PH.D in Nuclear physics, or what your lifes dreams are. They see cunt, they grunt in a similar fashion to what cavemed do, drool and the click ten and probably some no brain comment like, "hot" or "SWEEEET", Maybe "ooh sexy" yes some of them might be able to put to words in one comment box when fronted with a piture as described above BUT, I doubt it. Anyway, enough rant for today. So to all you attention whores, GET FUCKIN

True Devotion
NOT LONG AGO I INVITED A GOOD FRIEND TO JOIN CHERRYTAP.HER NAME IS CHRYSTAL BROOK.CHRYSTAL IS ONE OF THE FINEST FRIENDS ANYONE COULD EVER ASK FOR.SHE IS VERY DEVOTED AND THATS WHAT THIS TIDBIT IS ABOUT. CHRYSTALS FIANCE,KENNY,IS SERVING TIME IN FEDERAL PRISON ON A CHARGE I KNOW FACTUALLY WAS TRUMPED UP BY A SHERIFF WITH A PERSONAL GRUDGE,BUT THAT IS A DIFFERANT STORY. EVERYDAY SHE SERVES HER MAN IN WHAT EVER WAY SHE CAN.SHE TAKES CARE OF THEIR PLACE,AND JUST RECENTLY MOVED IN TO THEIR HOME.SHE FACES TASKS THAT MOST PEOPLE WOULD GIVE UP ON.YET SHE STAYS DEVOTED TO HER MAN. I ASKED HER TO JOIN CHERRYTAP BECOUSE I BELIEVED THE PEOPLE HERE WERE STRAIGHT STAND UP PEOPLE AND SHE COULD MAKE FRIENDS.I THANK THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE WELCOMED HER AND MADE HER FEEL WELCOME. HOWEVER SOME PEOPLE HAVE TURNED A COLD SHOULDER TO HER BECOUSE KENNY IS A 'BADMAN' KENNY IS A LOVING,DEVOTED MAN WHO PUTS FRIENDS AND FAMILY ABOVE ALL ELSE.HED GIVE HIS SHIRT OFF HIS BACK FOR A STRANGER IF NEED BE.OUR SYSTEM

How Horny Are You
You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Very horny94%Normal Horny94%Not horny75%Super Horny63%A little horny50%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

I Am An Aquarian.. What Are You?
HORNY-SCOPES (ADULTS ONLY) I'M AN ARIES What the signs are like in BED! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship; it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing

If A Tree Falls On A Mime, Is It An Invisible Tree?
Alright, it's been a month since I hit 32. Still don't feel any different... I want a suicide girl. Really. Reallyreallyreallyreallyreally. I want a suicide girl really bad. Christ are they hot. So...I was in a relationship not so long ago...LOL! How do I say this...there was no real passion...I was happy with her,she was nice, I cared to the moon about her but fuck me if I could see myself growing old with her. Not her fault. It's not like she'd done anything wrong...although I would have enjoyed a little more initiative on her part...I didn't feel too desired (yes, ladies, we men need that too...)...she told me she loved me, that I was handsome but she never instigated anything. Sometimes I wondered if I stopped wanting to have sex, how long it would last...(it ended up being 4 weeks). This is sad, LOL! I was settling. That is so not good. I want someone passionate. I want a goth girl....heehee...No, that's not just what I want, I'm not that shallow...I want some

Salute To The Fallen...
Do not stand at my grave and weep:I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the softly falling snow, I am the gentle showers of rain, I am the field of ripening grain. I am in the morning hush, I am in the grateful rush Of beautiful birds in circling flight. I am the starshine of the night. I am in the flowers that bloom. I am in a quiet room. I am in the birds that sing. I am in each lovely thing. So do not stand by my grave and cry. I am not there. I did not die.

Poem (sort Of)
Wrote this is the wee hours of the morning. When I shake your hand and stab your back. When frustration paints your four walls black. when the pain send you to the bottom of the drain. what do you do? where do you go? why do i cry? when will it end?

Fallen Soldiers Tribute - Names - 2004
((reposted from a bulletin)) --GO TO THIS WEBSITE IF YOU DONT THINK ITS TRUE-- READ FOR YOURSELF- AND GOD BLESS THOSE WHO DO CARE--http://icasualties.org/oif/US_NAMES.aspx CONTINUATION OF NAMES -- 2004 -- Solomon C. "Kelly" Bangayan, 24, Army Specialist, Jan 02, 2004 Dennis A. Corral, 33, Army Sergeant, Jan 02, 2004 Kimberly N. Hampton, 27, Army Captain, Jan 02, 2004 Eric Thomas Paliwoda, 28, Army Captain, Jan 02, 2004 Marc S. Seiden, 26, Army Specialist, Jan 02, 2004 Luke P. Frist, 20, Army Reserve Specialist, Jan 05, 2004 Jesse D. Mizener, 24, Army Private 1st Class, Jan 07, 2004 Craig Davis, 37, Army Staff Sergeant, Jan 08, 2004 Michael A. Diraimondo, 22, Army Specialist, Jan 08, 2004 Christopher A. Golby, 26, Army Specialist, Jan 08, 2004 Gregory B. Hicks, 35, Army Sergeant 1st Class, Jan 08, 2004 Philip A. Johnson Jr., 31, Army Chief Warrant Officer, Jan 08, 2004 Nathaniel H. Johnson, 22, Army Specialist, Jan 08, 2004 Ian D. Manuel, 23, Army Chie

A Cajun And The Devil
A Cajun & The Devil HA HA HA HA HA ..it might happen Body: Cajun & the devil! One day, a Cajun died and went to hell. The devil was making his rounds and saw the Cajun over in the corner having a party. Hey, you!" said the devil. "You are not supposed to be having a good time in hell. After all, it's burning hot in here." Oh," said the Cajun, "It ain't all dat hot in hea. It get dis hot in Louisiana come Jew-lie." The Devil was determined to make it uncomfortable for the Cajun, so he turned up the temperature even more. Later, the devil passed back by the Cajun and saw him boiling crawfish and having an even better time. "Hey!" said the devil. "You stop that. You're not supposed to be enjoying yourself in here. This is hell and it's burning hot in here." "It ain't no big deal," said the Cajun. "It get dis hot in Louisiana in da mont a Aug-gus." The devil left very angry at the Cajun. "Okay," said the devil. "If you're used

In My Dreams
by Maria Mascato...i liked this alot and wanted to share it! You quietly walk into my dreams Where nothing is really as it seems. I feel your kiss upon my lips And I feel heavenly bliss. In my dream I trace your face Then caress a familiar place. In my dream excitement grows A place no one else can go. In my dream you hold me tight And I hold on with all my might. For when the morning does appear That is when you disappear. I see the passion in your eyes You wipe my tears as I cry. For this is nothing but a dream When I waken I want to scream…. Please let me sleep – don’t make me wake During the day my heart does ache. I cannot wait for night to fall I know that you will come to call. I only have to close my eyes T o once again be in paradise. To feel your touch – your warm embrace And put my hands upon your face. Please know that when the darkness falls And you hear a voice that calls It is me – I’m calling you It is y

School
Ok so school suck. I hate it but I am almost done. I keep telling myself that it will be all worth it in the end!!! Right now I am sitting here waiting for class to start... UGH. I will get to sit her for the next three hours and listen to the teacher yap at me .... LOL Oh well it just makes a long day after working all day then going to class till 9 at night. Oh well ya gotta do what ya gotta do. :-)

Dreams
U might have been my 1st but r u my last? Body: The Firsts... 1. First real best friend cj 2. First school in alaska 3. First cell phone i dont rebemer 4. First funeral no clue it was a look boy 5. First pet bumbum 6. First big trip wyoming 7. First fight with my mom 8. First celebrity crush who knows 9. First time out of the country Never 10. First job hmmmmm 11. First car 1990 chevy van 12. First myspace friend I dont remember And The Lasts... 13. Last person you hugged stevey 14. Last car ride. from work 15. Last time you cried today 16. Last movie you watched no clue 17. Last food you ate? hambuger 18. Last item bought gas 19. Last shirt worn my 35 20. Last phone call stevey 21. Last text message don't have one 22. Last kiss danielle 23. Last thing you touched the phone 24. Last funeral havent been to one 25. Last time at the mall long time ago 26. Last time you were excited for something

Cant Take It
been awhile since i have done this...still very upset and still very much in pain..how is it that you can miss someone so much when they are with you everyday...well ok almost everyday..i would give anything to get back what i had including my life if it meant me to be happy again. i let my anger rule and it cost me everything i had. my anger and my carelessness cost me the happiness i once had. now im stranded because i cant fix whats done and im in pain. i let the stupid shit i do take over me again and i caused myself my own pain. im trying my best to swallow all of this and not let it effect me and i go dayd without crying but then i will hear a song or someone will bring up a memory and i start to break down all over again. i cry as i write this because i can't help it. i need to figure out how to get through this but i just dont know how. normally by now im fine and i can let go and i move on i dont know why i cant this time. i just want to hold him all the time and never let go.

Your In Texas Now!
Two guys were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps his nightstick on the window. The driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?" the driver asked. "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license-he's clean and gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What did you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two miles down the road you're g

What Sort Of A Tatoo Do You Think...
Someone posed the question on a Mumm whether or not tatoos on girls are cool. This is my response (and question): "Hmmm... My daughter got one when the moment of the day turned to her birthday. That's cool. It was one with a longhorn colored in like the Texas flag with yellow roses along the horns. I am not sure if I like a bunch of tatoos on women though. It really depends on the tat and where it is placed, I guess. Soooo far, I have none. If I were to get one, what sort should I get???? Just curious..." Show me that you really know me by telling me what sort of tatoo you think I should get, if I did get one!! :D

Iris
Iris And Id give up forever to touch you cause I know that you feel me somehow Youre the closest to heaven that ill Ever be And I dont want to go home right now And all I can taste is this moment And all I can breathe is your life cause sooner or later its over I just dont want to miss you tonight And I dont want the world to see me cause I dont think that theyd Understand When everythings made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And you cant fight the tears that aint Coming Or the moment of truth in your lies When everything feels like the movies Yeah you bleed just to know youre alive And I dont want the world to see me cause I dont think that theyd Understand When everythings made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I dont want the world to see me cause I dont think that theyd Understand When everythings made to be broken I just want you to know who I am And I dont want the world to see me cause I dont think that t

Ok Even Longer Peorty/poems List Ever ;) Lol All By Me
All Poems and Poetry in This Document is By Aj Rich The spice of life will burn with the passions of love & hate with the sickened hearts of love & faith to whom may bring down with the lust of life to the wet lips of Christ -------------------------------------------------------- When a bird fly’s like a silent bee by the darkness of light in the night time sky Who will know of where it is flying or where it is in the beautiful dark sky. -------------------------------------------------------- When does it rain for when my sorrow Is loved by others like a sweet black rose In the light of the sun in the morning sky’s From witch that we need 2 bring the joys of life to this war driven earth. -------------------------------------------------------- Bet you didn’t know that all poetry and poems are the same at heart For when the light of the hate that witch bring them to life -------------------------------------------------------- When a rose bud blooms

The Next Time You Are Told "i Have A Headache"
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals calle

Empty Nest..or Emptiness?
Where did time go? It seems as only a few years ago, excitement filled my heart. As we discovered our family would increase, another child to love and nurture… another chance…another start. As with a plant…the seed we must sew, give them love and watch them grow. Bumps on their heads…as they learn to be independent, cuts on their knees…praying the blood will cease. A few minor stitches and a broken arm or toe… my mother reminded me it’s just part of being a child, part of being a parent I quickly replied, for it hurts me more to see them cry. From tots to teens, what a roller coaster ride, first we’re up and then we’re down… Full of emotions… and off to their rooms they run and hide. Loud music, computers, and games… friends constantly spending the night… Boyfriends and girlfriends… Days filled with joy and tears, and sometimes worries lasting until late at night. For a mother…being shut out is the hardest part, not sharing the talks, secrets, and la

Eyes On Our Soldiers
For all of our other military personnel, where ever they may be. Please keep this message going to support all of the troops defending our Country. KEEP IT LIT! And God Bless and Light A candle for our Military who are protecting our Country for our freedom. PLEASE KEEP IT GOING TO YOUR FRIENDS "This is the day that the Lord hath made, rejoice in it" I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease.. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How many pilots' planes shot down? How many died at sea How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? No, freedom isn't free. I heard the sound of Taps one night, When everything was still, I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden ch

Social Burden Or Corporate Greed
Subject: Social Burden or Corporate Greed? Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2007 15:37:59 -0500 From: Rudy rudy@gardenstateabate.org Issue 2-1 - The real story behind the "social burden" theory One of the main arguments that non riders use to justify mandatory helmet laws for all motorcyclists, is that if they are not wearing helmets they become a „social burden‰ and therefore the majority is justified in taking away a freedom from a much smaller minority. In this issue I will explore a key source for this disinformation and shed some light on their less than altruistic reasons for limiting our freedom to choose. It appears that there is another player you may not have been aware of when it comes to our battle to be able make our own informed adult decision as to whether to wear a helmet or not. This organization is known as Advocates for Highway and Auto Safety. (http://www.saferoads.org). This organization recently released „report cards‰ to all states on auto and highway saf

Law Enforcement
This subject will never go away. It still puzzles me to this day, but anyway... The whole concept of law enforcement is interesting, I was watching an episode of Cops right before I wrote this, and I have to say; the whole concept of law enforcement is sad. We as people are supposed to be so advance and sooo civilized, but yet we need law enforcement. C'mon now that doesn't even make sense. I could see us needing some type of enforcement for children, and when I mean children I mean young children like 5-7 because anything past that you have a pretty good concept of right and wrong. We are adults people, but yet we need somebody to hold our hands because we don't know how to act. That is soooo sad its funny. When will people as a whole think about the stuff they do and be like "damn I have to be such an ass to do this" and stop...... But then again we are the HUMAN race so that will never come to be.

Bbbooommmmbbbeeeerrrzzzzzzzzz Please
I HAVE HELPED SEVERAL OF MY "FRIENDS" OUT SO PLEASE GP BOMB....I NEED BOMBERZZZZZZZ BAD THIS IS MY VERY FIRST CT CONTEST PLEASE GO BOMB ME......THE DJS...ARE WAY UP ALREADY!!!! PLEASE GO HELP ME...THANK YOU BBBOOOMMMMBBBBBEEERRRRRZZZZZZZZZZ NEEDED THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST I NEED BOMBERS..... IT ENDS FEB 1ST~~ THANKS TO ANYONE THAT TAKES THEIR TIME TO DO THIS!!!

7:56 On Saturday
When you watch Your friends do Horrible things Seeing them Vanish While still Being here You experience The numb That hurts The nothing That feels You react To a void You attempt To avoid In dread of The future Lament for What’s past This instant Is blinding Your soul In a cast Only the Ending Can be Free at last

Hands On Entertainment
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Sweet Southern Belles!!
Southern Belles This is for Southern Belles, Ladies who should have been Southern Belles, and those who would be Southern Belles if they knew the rules. Someone once noted that a Southerner can get away with the most awful kind of insult just as long as it's prefaced with the words, "Bless her heart" or "Bless his heart." As in, "Bless his heart, if they put his brain on the head of a pin, it'd roll around like a BB on a six lane highway." Or, "Bless her heart, she's so buck- toothed, she could eat an apple through a picket fence." There are also the sneakier ones: "You know, it's amazing that even though she had that baby 7 months after they were married, bless her heart, it weighed 10 pounds." As long as the heart is sufficiently blessed, the insult can't be all that bad. I was thinking about this the other day when a friend was telling about her new transplanted Northern friend who was upset because her toddler is just beginning to talk and he has a Southern accent. My frie

An American
NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, I SAY MY PRAYERS FRO THOSE WHO WEEP, I CLOSE MY EYES,MY MINDS REWINDS THE HORRENDOUS EVIL OF HUMAN KIND. " HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?" "HOW CAN IT BE?" I CLOSE MY EYES, I CONTINUE TO SEE, THE TOWERS ARE HIT, LOVED ONES ARE DEAD, THE TOWERS FALL, MANY COVER THEIR HEADS. "ANOTHER ATTACK!", " THE PENTAGON HIT!" WHO WILL BE NEXT? OR WILL THIS BE IT? A FOURTH PLANE IS HIJACKED, ITS PASSENGERS FIGHT! THE HEROS ON BOARD RE-ROUTED THE PLIGHT. THOUSAND ARE DEAD, THE WORLD IS IN SHOCK! AMERICA NOW BEGINS TO TAKE STOCK. OUR PEOPLE ARE STRONG, WE WILL NOT RELENT, TERRORIST BEWARE, OUR MESSAGE SIS SENT. WE HAVE GIVEN YOU WARNING, WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU GAVE, FOR WE ARE THE HOME OF THE FREE AND THE BRAVE!!!

Hooah
It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You fall in love and get to see that special someone everyday. He falls in love but can't see that special someone everyday, so she ends it. ___________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________

I Think This Is It
I dont know what her problem is!!! She fights with me about how she treated her dog when it was sick. She always makes things like it is all about what she thinks she would do. She wont listen to any one else. i got a little mad at her and she walked off and i asked her why she would take there fights and argue with him and not me! i thought that was a good question when she tells me that she loves me like she tells him that same way. She ansers me with it is becouse he is her boyfriend. the last thing that i asked her was... Ok, What is the diffrence between me and him and besides that he is her boyfriend and i left her to think about it. i ask you what to do now? becouse i dont have a clue! i asked her why if she fought with him all the time why she stays with him and she tells me that she doesnt know what she would do with her dog. HER DOG!!!!! WTF i thought she cant take her dog home becouse her parents are alergic to them. I could not belive that she told me that. it bogled my mi

Dui - Redneck Style
Only a redneck could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

Love Is....
"Love is like a large white cat Sitting on its paws. You may pet it all you like; It lives by its own laws. It comes and goes as it decides No matter what you say. It seems the more you want it near, The more it goes away. And then when you are quite content To sit out in the sun Alone with just your thoughts and dreams, Not needing anyone, Out it comes, as if in fear That somehow you'll forget, And jumps up purring in your lap, Demanding to be pet. Written by: Born N Raised

Introduction
Aside from my profile. I'm a poet and a writer. And someday should love to be published. So I shall give off some of my poems here, but beware, they are copyrighted. Lady Parchment skins of the dead Writing poems for those Who care not yet are addicted To her views and strifes. Scratching the outer skin, And bleeding the ink. Spiders weaving tales Through a silken silver thread. Using her nails as a pen, She lets the words Completely fall and sink. Haggard and dusty, Sitting in a room lit by candle She scribbles anew. Growing old and yet Remaining ageless in a time Where life lives and death dies. Lady of the haunted words With the bloody ink lies. ©2006, Leticia Young

Life As A Security Guard Please Be Kind To Them
I like my job as a security guard. But it really frost my ass when I hear people call me a rent a cop. Dont these assholes know that a security guard has as much power as a normal person if not less. the company I work for will not let you cary a wepon and they put you in the most shitiest places. well take my place that I guard it is called Madison Towers. It is a highrise housing complex, and I have a bunch of people that drink, party, and do as they please without conserdation for others. But you try and tell managment about the problems and they do not want to listen to you because they think you are an moron or somthing. like about four or five weeks ago I had an asshole thretning my life. all because I aked him to stop beging money from the residents at my building. so I called the police and it too them an hour to get there. If the asshole would make good on his word I would be dead right now. but with the good lord willing, he did not want me at that time, and I still t

Mercy Lane
The children walked side by side down Mercy Lane. Autumn winked red and orange amid the green canopy of trees that shaded the sidewalk. The sun filtered through the canopy and danced, Mosaic light, on the children's faces. The girl wore a gray pullover dress, gray blouse, and sturdy, black Mary Jane's. Her mousy, brown hair was tied back in a tight ponytail and round spectacles rested on the tip of her nose. A red back pack swung carelessly from her shoulder in startling contrast to her drab dress. A blush of red, the color of the backpack, kissed her lips and feathered her otherwise pale face. The boy was altogether different from the girl. He, too, was dressed in a dreary School uniform. However, everything about him exuded color and light. His hair gleamed blue black in the the spots where sunlight touched it and was all over cowlicks and fly-aways. His skin, a deep brown shone gold in those same sun-spots. His eyes were wide, a violet stained glass that seem

Awareness, It's Easier Than You Think!
After watching the events surrounding Hurricane Katrina, I made a resolution that following New Years that I would commit at least one compassionate act a day. I have kept that resolution and in the past year I have noticed something rather amazing. My awareness has increased. A funny thing, this awareness. From reading various books on spirituality and transpersonal psychology, it seemed that awareness was some great mystical art. I wondered if I would ever achieve any level of awareness. It seemed to be the bailiwick of yogis and Tibetan monks, something the average person would most likely not achieve. My surprise was great upon discovering just how easy it is. Compassionate and kind acts do not have to be magnanimous. The Bible says "Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing." Compassionate acts can be something as simple as holding an elevator door when you see someone approaching, or letting someone turn off a side street in front of you during heavy rush hou

Omfg Roflmfaro
Congratulations your ALMOST a Slut! Just a wild night away! Go out and rack up some points! Your Motto: "I'll Try Anything Once!" Your Sign: "Rest Area Ahead" Let's Park! * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Female" is available here***starXtest v2.0***

Last Nights Late Night Fun!
Last night I met up with this couple for the very first time, after meeting them thru another site and talking to them for most of the day! Well, the guy gave me and his girlfriends the privacy that we needed.. After some light kissing, we moved to the bedroom where I proceeded to take this girls clothes off, and quicky moved down south :) .It was a very hot night!!! Might be meeting up tonight, and this time her bf is going to take a video which I will turn into pios!! Hugs and Kisses Kelly

Past Friendships
HOW DARE YOU WALK BACK INTO MY LIFE AND SAY ALL THOSE THINGS TO ME WHY COULDNT YOU JUST LEAVE IT ALONE WHY COULDNT YOU JUST LET ME BE THE DEEPEST HURT I HAVE EVER FELT UNSURE OF HOW TO DEAL WONDERING AT ONE POINT IF IT WAS LOVE AND REALIZING NOTHING YOU SAID WAS REAL YOU NOW SAY THAT I WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN THE DEEPEST PART OF YOUR HEART I COULD NEVER BELIEVE A WORD YOU SAY YOU MUST NOT THINK I AM VERY SMART I NEVER DESERVED WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND THAT WASNT EVEN THE WORST PART YOU TOOK AWAY THE INNOCENCE IN ME AND PLAYED CRUEL GAMES WITH MY HEART I TRUSTED AND BELIEVED IN YOU I BELIEVED THAT YOU HAD CHANGED NOT REALIZING THROUGH THE YEARS YOU HAD BECOME EVEN MORE DERANGED I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FIRST LOVE UNTIL THE LIGHT CAME SHINING THROUGH YOU HAVE MANY LOVES IN YOUR LIFETIME UNTIL YOU FIND THE ONE THATS TRUE WHEN YOU FIND YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE THATS WHEN YOU WILL REALIZE YOU WILL KNOW THAT HE IS THE ONE WHEN HE LOOKS IN TO YOUR EYES FRO

F*cked
You scored as really f***ed up!!. Way to go your REALLY F***ED UP!! I recommend getting some counsiling before you hurt someone really f***ed up!!50%normal31%kinda f***ed up25%How F***ed up are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Never Seen Loneliness Coming
Never Seen Loneliness Coming Never did I think how destructive that loneliness was to others until it happen to me. It will take you places Mentally, Emotionally and Spiritually where you don't want to be; I should know I have been on the road of loneliness and almost didn't return from it,I never seen lonelinness coming after me or anyone else why cause loneliness can only be felt. Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson Copyright ©2007 Charles LaMark Nelson

A Letter From An American Airlines Pilot
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- This is the same question that many of us have been asking for the past several years....this well spoken man says what is on his heart beautifully....read, absorb and pass on....it's time to get answers from those who claim their terrorist members do not represent them...why are their leaders not LOUDLY AND FIERCELY AND CONTINUOUSLY condemning their visible murderous brethren. By American Airlines Pilot - Captain John Maniscalco "I've been trying to say this since 9-11 but you worry me. I wish you didn't. I wish when I walked down the streets of this country that I love, that your color and culture still blended with the beautiful human landscape we enjoy in this country. But you don't blend in anymore. I notice you, and it worries me. I notice you because I can't help it anymore. People from your homelands, professing to be Muslims, have been attacking and killing my fellow citizens and our friends

Stalker *erotic Poem*
Stalk me Choke me Spank me Gently Caress me Kiss me Touch me Fondly Tie me up pull my hair handcuff my wrists to a chair Grope me Hold me Suck me Fuck me STALK ME... Call me yours just yours and show that it's me you adore Make me, Scream Moan Shout your name for all to hear... Make me want you Need you make it you I fear Stalk my dreams as I scream for you to fuck me harder Make it kinky Make it dirty to make it last even longer Watch my face as I beg to get a taste of you On my face in my mouth it doesn't matter as long as I cum too A lick A taste on my tongue Oh the flavor YOUR flavor like an addictive drug Dripping down my mouth don't want to miss a drop Won't waste it gotta have it keep swallowing until it stops Use me for your pleasure until you're done and help me up from where I lay Untie me when you're finish

Im Tired
im so tired of my life right now. im tired of being hurt, confused, rejected, stressed out, pushed to my limit, and more. im tired to the point where i dont feel like going anywhere, moving ahead in any direction, i feel like crawling under a rock and just dying alone. Because at the end of my life i will most likely be alone. im tired of trying to give people hope when they are convinced they have none. im tired of telling people what i think only to have them looked over and then pushed aside. Do you recognize me?! Im that other person that is in this too. Im that person that you didnt realize that your decision effected too. See me?! im here trying desperately to understand why im here. Take a good look because you never know when i wont be there.

Ice Box Lyrics
Ice Box lyrics by Omarion Fussin' and fightin', we back at it again I know that, its my fault, but you don't understand (no) I got memories, this is crazy You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know Good with ma, good with pa, cool with all my niggas I should try to decide, wanna let u in, but no That means memories, and its crazy You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know [Bridge] Girl I really wanna work this out, cause I'm tired of fightin' And I really hope you still want me the way I want you I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin' Its no excuse, no excuse But I got this [Chorus 2x] I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this) I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this) I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold Why cant I get it right, just cant let it go I opened up, she let me down, I wont feel that no more I got memories, this is crazy She

Protest Yesterday
yesterday there was a protest/march against the iraq war, the occupation in palestine or israel (i cant keep that one straight), and something about hurricane katrina. it started around 10-ish with speakers from everything related to the march. even reverend jessi jackson was there to speak! the marching part was basically around the capital, right back to the starting point. my mom woke me up early yesterday, claiming we had to get there at 10 (bullshit, there was no way we were gonna make that). i showered qith the 15 minutes of hot water i have even tho mom had told me to take a 5 minute shower.as i was dressing i was tryin to think of a shirt that would be against bush and i couldnt think of one until we'd already left. i went downstairs to breakfast and wondered why my mom was fussin over a pink jacket. louise came over and she had brought pink scarves for us if we didnt have pink. FINALLY mom told me that the women's portion of the march was called "code pink" so we h

Just Sex Babe
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you d on't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes dri

Sex Poem .....lmao
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs, and what's in between Kissing is a habit, Fucking is a game, Guys get all the pleasure, Girls get all the pain The guy says "I love you," You believe it's true, But when your tummy starts to swell, He says "to hell with you" 10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months in pain, 3 days in hospital, A baby without a name The baby is a bastard, The mother is a whore, This never would have happened, If the rubber wouldn't have torn Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you, Ohh baby I get horny Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, If you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!

Part 9
just an inch away from destination she stopped. "Wait". Her hand grabbed from the cabinet what he had forgot to take with him when he left from her place. She opened the package and took out it`s content. She put it over the head of his thing, then she held the ring of it with her hand. "Come on in". He started to push forward, sliding into the protection and an inch away of that into her. She put her second hand on the cabinet. She surly would need some stability soon. He began to move. Slowly. Back. Then Forward.Back again. Forward. Back. Forward. He got faster. and faster. she began to moan, first it rarly came out, but with every new push she got a bit louder. He looked up into the mirror. Her breasts were wiggling in the rhythm he was moving. She looked up aswell.. looking at him in the mirror and put on that smile again. Her body started to shake a bit. Her wet hair was waving. He looked at it. Wondered. Should he? "Don't be afraid, I ll tell you if you pull to hard." She obv

Opinion ... When You Are Near
Hey, WATCH OUT FOR MY LOVELY FRIEND "LENA" ...! A word to the wise: if you ever feel like this with "Lena" (or whoever), YOU are "in love"! Love 'n (smiling) Stuff, RHEY ... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ WHEN YOU ARE NEAR Feelings begin to swirl about, sensations whirl within, without; spirits rise to a higher plane, Love burns with a hotter flame; nothing in Life remains the same … . . . . . when YOU are near! Alone again I dream inside, forgetting all the tears I cried; again alone I love and dream, ignoring all the years between, Love memories power my dream … . . . . . wanting YOU near! 'Tho the years between us are real, and your Love could be just a dream, my spirits still rise with your name, feelings swirl and whirl and enflame, nothing inside remains the same … . . . . . when YOU are near! We fall in love each time we meet, blending our dreams of love complete; cool reason doesn’t cool Love’s flame that flares unbidden with your name;

Wuts Up
hey, my name is lara, got teenagers and live in eugene...i am brand new to this wierd world of cherry tappin so bare with me...ummm...i am not sure how often i'll be on here, but if ya want, come by n say hi...have a goot one!!!

My Personal Favorite
Imaginative, erotic, passionate You prefer to have one partner and to try everything with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite, and you often create sexy scenarios to play out with your significant other. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Life Of Tonya M Mills
My life started in 1973 i was born in Ohio to my parent's and there names are Jerry and Geneva Mills. We lived out there for a while and then we moved back to Ky. I really dont know much about my lot younger years but i have a sister that does. Well heres what i can remember of my life...It wasnt the best in the world but, here goes...I can remember goin to church and stuff like that and then dad worked and then when he came home he would sleep awhile and then he would get up and go up to our couzins house and get drink and then he would come in and start fighting with mom and all of us kids and the next thing i can remember is that he throwed a set of keys at mom and everything and then when i got older we all moved around alot and stuff and we moved to Ark. and thats where dad fount out he had a tumor on his head and it was a size of a pot of grapes and then they did surgey on him and they had to put a shunt in his head to keep it draind off his head. Then the next thing i knew we w

When Did You Become The One Without Regret?
How quickly lust can pretend it's love Designing words to help us believe It's so much more than just tonight So we have got to get this right How quickly words can become our hands (you wanted more, you wanted more)

I Have Learned
HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. 11) Never shred newspaper for packing matterial for E-Bay.

Bill Simmons: Super Douche
The Sports Douche is happy the Super Bowl is being held in a "real" city. Yeah, Bill. Miami's a great town. Here's hoping he gets mugged, shot and/or is solicited by a Dominican to perform fellatio this week.

My Current Schedule
Saturday, February 3, 2007 Outlaw's 722 E. Burnside Crazy Train with special guests Motorbreath Live Wire The Wild Child Girls will be joining each band onstage for one song! You don't want to miss this! Sunday, February 4, 2007 Superbowl XLI with the Wild Child Girls Hawthorne Theater SE 39th and Hawthorne The Girls of Wild Child Magazine will be watchin the Colts kick ass and raffling off prizes and cool swag! Get your picture taken with the Wild Child Girls and I will post it up in a special album here on CherryTap!! Wednesday, February 14, 2007 Roseland Grill 6th and W. Burnside Metal Church with special guests Kapuda Saturday, February 17, 2007 Dante's 3rd and Burnside "Rockstars and Pornstars Ball" Pauly Smooch's Birthday Bash Smoochknob with the SmoochGirls With a very special appearance from the Wild Child Girls! We will be joining the SmoochGirls and Smoochknob onstage for, "Rockstar Mother Fucker!" I will add to this as new gigs come u

When It Rains, It Pours.....
I just got home from a horrible morning, guys.....Looks like it has just not been a good beginning for 2007....I have been sick off and on, and NOW...I have broken my tail bone this morning. I stepped down the steps in the cafeteria and twisted my ankle.....ankle is fine....but landed so hard on my tail bone that I actually broke a piece of my tail bone off....I will be out soon...vicodin and phenergan...yep..I will be sleeping soon....I will be off work for a week! Dammit. So much for getting more exercise. LOL...oh, well...I'm a klutz.....what can I say. Oh....and I had to embarrass myself AND the elderly company doctor.....I did not remove my barbell from my clit hood before the xrays were taken!! I am not sure who was more embarrassed. See you all around soon. Dawn

At Nite I..
at nite at nite i lay and think of u hopin my wishes n dreams come true at nite i wonder can this be the end is this all that's left at nite i wish we could go to the way things were at nite i lay n did cry about the things that happened n how it all ended at nite i lay and think of us, i mean u n i at nite i realize there's no more us at nite i dream of us together again at nite i wish for us to be together again but in the mornin i realize it was all at nite

K I Need Help
a couple years ago..i want to say 2005 there was a movie i saw previews for from what i remember it was about a latin gangster..drug dealer idk who gets arrested when they're showing him on the news he offers a million dollars to anyone who can break him out of jail in turn all of the gangs and such jump on the wagon and everyone i'm assuming goes after the prison i think there were some rappers in there..i remember a lot of good actors at least but i can't for the fuck of me remember any of their names i've been looking for lke..the last 2 hours for this movie..SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!

Day Off :p
last night sucked. i didnt have dinner last night and i forgot medicine needs food. so i took my meds PLUS 4 tylenol to knock me out (and it worked later on) but later on, i had to go into the bathroom and hover around the toilet until the insane feeling of nausea passed. yea dude, it sucked. my dad's bday is tomorrow (yay 64...i think) so i had to go shoppin for the DVDs i was supposed to get him. long story as to why i waited so late. but yea, it was a fun trip to cosco, best buy and borders with my mom. i have to bake brownies for this party thing tomorrow for PE indoor lacrosse (last practice for us) and the ones mom bought the other day SUCKED. of course cosco is a lot of stuff right? so the boxes of brownie mix come in boxes of 6 BATCHES! i'm makin like 2 batches tonight. AND they're triple chocolate aka death by chocolate. i'm still gettin over him. i still hurt some but surprisingly not as much as i thought i would. i miss him more than i should after wat he d

Done
maybe i rally need midol.. but im thinkin on leavin this place. i thought it would be a good oppurtunity to make some new friends and maybe more. But it seems that most people just as I expected are fickle. and if it dont involve my tits or a comment I can give to them its not wanted. I may be a wet blanket to most.. but I have things Id LOVE to get off my chest. I have 2 kids Im a seperated woman.. who goes thru mini hell every day with my fuckhead hubby. My youngest son is 5 and autistic and alot of work. My 7 year old is having surgery tomorrow. Guess thats not the kind of friendships that are born here.

Joke
* ~ Joke of the Day ~ * A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your Grandma's idea."

Dad Contest Updated
~ Okay since I'm doing a DADS Contest ~ I want to do a DADS contest for all the fathers out there! So send me your pic and i will enter you . VIP Gifts Given away always in my contest....lol 1st DAD is...... with 1 comments starts on 2/5 thur 2/12 most comments wins you can comment on your pic thanks maria click on pic to enter contest! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Running From Nothing...
5 A.M., laying still, lonely Yeah head over heels falling What's out tonight calling to nothing Can't seem to rest with a fuckin' pain in my chest There's no sense in running from nothing Can't seem to shake myself awake longing So I call out your name somebody to save me But there's nobody there 'cause nobody cares No one cares Can't seem to rest with a fuckin' pain in my chest There's no sense in running from nothing It's all in my head Everything is done, everything is gone Can't seem to rest with a fuckin' pain in my chest There's no sense in running from nothing

Come Join The Fun!
~~ Attn: We are looking for good people to join our family ~~ We are the Angel Family On CT and we got 18 members and growing..... so far we got....... * Our own website * our own lounge * our own family tags * and our own page on CT So if you like people and meeting more people and helping each other out they please come over and join our family. We always take new people in... most of this work done by WOLF himself. And i thank him for everything he's done so we would have it nicer then anyone other family. so once again come join come join us for fun and good times! Maria ~ Founder~ Wolf ~Co-Founder~

I'm Sooo Not Done With This One...
Questions... Could this be for real Could he be the one I've searched my entire life for??? The pieces seem to fit perfectly My puzzle feels completed But what if it's all fake? What if love really is just an illusion... Will I be left broken and battered Once again just as all the times before Can he put the pieces of my broken heart back together? Or will he realize that I have lost too many of them along the way

Timmy's Contest For Presidents Day
Timmy's Shameless Cherry Blast Contest > Take a picture or scanned image of an image with my name or face in it. It can say Tim, Timothy, or Timmy. Personally I like Timmy. Creativity is a big part of the contest. You also must have your name on it as well to prove you did it. Pictures submitted to me will be put up in a folder on my profile. All submissions must be made before February 16th. Only one submission per person. No submission can be vulger or sexual. This is purely artistic. Just write to me via cherrytap message where the pic is and i'll take the address where it is or rip it off your pics. Top 5 pictures commented on will be voted on by my "secret judges". All voting will be done after Feb 17th at 12:00pm EST and before Feb 24th 2007 at 12:00 pm EST. No "secret judges" will be allowed to be in contest. Spread the word to all your friends. This isn't limited to people I know. Prizes (Top 3 will be put on my front page) Grand prize: 3 day cherr

I Have The Best Husband
EVERY morning for the last 2weeks i've been woke up by my husband kissing on my neck & whispering in my ear "You are sooo damn SeXy" & "i can't help but touch you* then he proceeds to bite & kiss my neck while he slips one hand between my legs & starts to gently rub my clit .....Mans got majic hands i tell ya lol.......Then i ask "What brought this on?" he says "how i can i lay here next to you with you naked & being sooo damn hot & not wanna touch you & make you cum" i hope this continues ;)

What's New, Pussycat
So it's been a while...sue me. I've been working on a TV project, but it's not a TV project cause we'd show it on a website, and it would be a creatively different show due to lack of funds. That's when you get to be mondo-creative...when you've got no funds. I don't want to bring it to TV producers because I want 100% creative control of this for a while. I've got a very particular vision, I know exactly what I want and don't want...so...it should be something resembling David Lynch meets Angel meets Grande Ourse (Québec tv series). Should be lots of fun. We might have leads on our robbers from a few weeks back. Some of the stuff has been found in a pawn shop. Fingers are crossed. This is me... And you're leaving.

Cant You See
the weight of the world feels like it's on my shoulders. pushing me down like a ton of boulders. would someone please come help me with this load. sometimes i feel like im going to explode. my heart feels like it's being ripped out my chest. will already let it rest? will you be happier if i DIE? all i want to do is make you happy, and i constantly try. Well maybe someday you'll see. What all this has done to me.

Crushes
so yeah this second crush of mine is about as old as my dad.....EWWWWWWWW! i figured out my first crush and well i dont mind him. kinda an ass but u cant win 'em all! the person im crushing on has still yet to figure me out...*sigh* but its ok hell find out on valentines day! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

Hot
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Rough Sex Facts!
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Differe

More Than A Regular Few Days
the drive to jess' house was fine. my dad rode in the subaru and my mom drove ahead of us so we could follow. we got there and jess and andrew came out to meet us. the driveway was icy so it was funny to watch me try to balance everything and try not to slide. we chilled at her house, then jumped into her dad's truck (me and andrew squished in the back) and drove to the room at the community center. we only had to unload food and drinks and run outside for cigarette breaks. the band got there and andrew apperantly knows them. i had no idea they were a heavy metal band but it worked out nicely with the DJ. we helped finish decorating and mingled wit the early people. my friend chris s., angel, vicky, george, andrew, "white chocolate", and ivan were there. not a lot of people showed up and a few left to go get some drugs. i danced with the jess and ali and some other girls to most of the songs. after the band tho, it got boring and i ended up sittin outside for a lot of it