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There Is A Santa Claus
I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her world-famous cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus!" she snorted. "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad. Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world-famous, cinnamon bun. "Where" turned

Manchester
MANCHESTER – A DOZEN SENIOR EDITORS at one of the nation's finest newspapers huddled for an hour this week, picking apart their own work, debating content for the next edition and plotting the publication's future next fall -- which most people in the room won't be part of. Welcome to the newsroom of The Little Green, for decades a point of pride within Central High School and now recognized as one of the country's top scholastic publications. The Columbia Scholastic Press Association recently named The Little Green a gold medalist newspaper for 2006. "We were really pleased," said Nicholas Tatsis, a senior and co-editor in chief. "I think that's a testament to the fact that we work together as a staff and we rely on each other." Edmund Sullivan, the association's executive director, said the gold medalist designation puts Central's paper in the top 35 percent of 1,900 entries. While that may sound underwhelming., Sullivan said he lumps colleges, high schools, newspapers

State Flu Reports - New Hampshire
State Flu Reports - New Hampshire Influenza activity estimates, as reported by your state health department. Weekly reports are published about 10-12 days after the "week ending" date, due to the time required to compile national data. Legend Week Ending Activity Estimate Dec 02, 2006 No Activity Nov 25, 2006 No Activity Nov 18, 2006 No Activity Nov 11, 2006 No Activity Nov 04, 2006 No Activity Oct 28, 2006 No Activity Oct 21, 2006 No Activity Oct 14, 2006 No Activity Oct 07, 2006 No Activity Source: U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

Making Love
Making Love We are alone in this room - just you and I As we stand together I place my hand on your thigh Our passions are buliding - we both know what`s next We are about to make love - hot passionate sex. The room is lit up only by candles And our burning passion, I can no longer handle. The music is playing romantic melodies The sheets on the bed are soft and silky There`s rose petals scattered all over the bed It is the perfect setting for the night ahead. I step towards you and I kiss your neck You throw your head back at the feel of my peck. Then I place a kiss on your cheek As you whisper to me that your knees just got weak. So I lay you down and I just stand and stare You`re now only in your bra and underwear On the silky sheets you tell me it feels so nice So I climb into bed with you and with my mouth I entice

Hello All
Greetings from Florida. Yay. I won't be online much while I'm here (probably once every couple days or so) so thought I'd wish you all happy holidays. It's hot as shit right now and I love it, hehe. Anywho, I've got a couple of little updates for you all: 1. I'll be getting my nose pierced some time within the next few days. I need to call the piercing place and make an appointment 2. will hopefully go to the beach this week and I'll take lots of pics 3. for those I haven't told yet, I broke my toe and it hurts like a mother fucker, but I'm sure it'll be okay in a couple weeks. That's all I've got for now. I'll be back home in Colorado on the 30th. Hope you all enjoy yourselves. :

Heyyyyy
kk all i need some love from u men ladies even u can show the love........this contest is babes against hunks...unless u in the hunks i know u ain't gonna wanna vote or comment....comment bombing aloud and obviously one rate......show allll us lovely ladies some love *wink* heres my direct link

This Is Scary...lol...
Im sitting here watching the idiot box, TV for the idiot box impared...lol... And I see this commercial on that slaps me in the face... What was the commercial you ask??? Well Ill be glad to tell you after the commercial break.. Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia.... Yes folks, it was a Chia Pets commercial....Can you believe those things have been around for 25 years??? Great Caesar's Ghost....I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw that commercial... Are we that lame as a society that we still get our rocks off to having Chia Pets 25 years later??? God help us if we are...

The Soldiers Christmas
~Night Before Christmas~ T'was the night before Christmas, He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house, Made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, With presents to give, And to see just who, In this home did live. I looked all about, A strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, Not even a tree. No stocking by the mantle, Just boots filled with sand, On the wall hung pictures, Of far distant lands. With medals and badges, Awards of all kinds, A sober thought, Came through my mind. For this house was different, It was dark and dreary, I found the home of a soldier, Once I could see clearly. The soldier lay sleeping, Silent, alone, Curled up on the floor, In this one bedroom home. The face was so gentle, The room in such disorder, Not how I pictured, A home of a soldier. Was this the hero, Of whom I'd just read?, Curled up on a poncho, The floor for a bed? I realized the families, That I saw thi

A Poem To A Friend
Sitting here with nothing to do so I thought I would write to you It's more of a poem I guess of that you can see To let you know what you mean to me We've become so close in so little time You've become a very special friend of mine We share a very special bond you see This closeness between you and me We've both had heartaches in our life we both understand each other's strife When you need me I'll be there for you When I need you the same is true. written by: angel

Night Owl
Sleep is something that I just don't do to often, I have heard I needed it. The night is more comforting then the day. At night I am only to just think in the silence of the dark, in the cold of my heart. I am losing what little sanity I have gained and yet never been so clear. I can't say I am alone anymore cause I am letting you all come and join me on this ride. So who is going to be the one to brave enought to be the first to join me? I know this is a weird request but hey when have I ever been the typical guy. I can't keep shuting everything out just cause I am scared I will hurt someone. Pain is something we all have to live with I'm just going to have deal with mine instead of avoiding it.

I Have This Feeling
I have this feeling man, 'cause you know, it's just a handful of people who run everything, you know … that's true, it's provable. It's not … I'm not a fucking conspiracy nut, it's provable. A handful, a very small elite, run and own these corporations, which include the mainstream media. I have this feeling that whoever's elected president, like Clinton was, no matter what you promise on the campaign trail – blah, blah, blah – when you win, you go into this smoke-filled room with the twelve industrialist capitalist scum-fucks who got you in there. And you're in this smokey room, and this little film screen comes down … and a big guy with a cigar goes, "Roll the film." And it's a shot of the Kennedy assasination from an angle you've never seen before … that looks suspiciously like it's from the grassy knoll. And then the screen goes up and the lights come up, and they go to the new president, "Any questions?" "Er, just what my agenda is." "First we bomb Baghdad." "You got it …"

Disaster In Enschede, Holland, May 2000
New Year's Eve is coming and with that of course fireworks... This gives the people from Enschede (Holland), my hometown, a sad feeling again, because of what happened in May 2000, when a fireworks storage facility caught fire and exploded... This facility was siyuated in the middle of the city, surrounded by 100's of houses that all got blown away. Many casualties and wounded were the result of a badly placed and maintained storage bunker... Here are some footage videos... The 24 people that died will never be forgotten...

What Is My Sexual I.q. ? !
You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Man Alive
I have never hadd so much crap thrown at me . Normally its one thing here annd there but lately its more then one thing at a time... I am just lucky that I can handle all this shyt. Welcome to the holiday system, The closer the holidays come the more shyt keep coming up .. Well happy holidays Imma shut up now

Last Night
last night you came to me in a dream arms open wide softly kissing my lips i feel your warm embrace as i breathe you in lightly touch my face eyes showing the love u lay me down kiss me gently explore my neck biting lightly along my skin making slow love to me your warm hands exploring my body i tremble beneith you my hairs standing on end anticipating your next move the world has stopped only the two of us now thank god i am a woman u make me want you you make me beg going so slow fullfiling my every desire the world crashes as u finaly penitrate me looking into my eyes telling me u love me kissing my lips feeling ur masculine body atop of mine sending me into extasy i never want to awaken from last night

Family First
I just watched the movie Click. I was very wowed after watching it, it has a great message and it is very clear. I got and am still emotional. If anyone knows me then you know how i am about family and so it was a soft spot. I recommend it to anyone who needs a lesson or anyone who wants to see a good movie. Now please enjoy Christmas with your family and friends. Always remember that you can always get another job, but you dont always get another family, love them, honor them. If my family reads this i love y'all. y'all are cool to me,thanks for evrything.

I Think Santa Claus Is A Women
I think Santa Claus is a woman I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big,organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer, because they would all be dead, gutted, and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitze

To Every Girl
> To every girl....if you almost cry while reading this, it >includes you.... > >To every girl that is SCARED to >put her heart out there again, >because she has been HURT >too many times or so badly. > > >To every girl that has been >cheated on, >because she's not a slut >who gives it up to any guy. > > >To every girl that will spend her >whole day looking for >the perfect present for you. > > >To every girl who gets her heart >broken, because he >chose that bitch instead. > > >To every girl that would die >to have a decent boyfriend. > > >To every girl who would just once >like to be treated like a princess. > > >To every girl that cries at night >because of another heartbreak. > > >To every girl that won't get >down on her knees && open >her mouth just to get a boyfriend. > > >To every girl that >kisses him with meaning. > > >To every girl who >just wishes he cared more. > > >To every girl who >just wants him to call. > > >To ev

Baby Photographer!
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...." "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies." "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing. "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me." "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But i

Child Abuse
She was only five This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

Mpp Report: Does Prohibition Of Marijuana For Adults Curb Use By Adolescents?
MPP's December 2006 report examines whether current marijuana laws effectively deter marijuana use by young people. Among the major findings: Marijuana prohibition has not prevented a dramatic increase in marijuana use by teenagers. In fact, the overall rate of marijuana use in the U.S. has risen by roughly 4,000% since marijuana was first outlawed.Independent studies by RAND Europe and the U.S. National Research Council have reported that marijuana prohibition appears to have little or no impact on rates of use.Since Britain ended most marijuana possession arrests in 2004, the rate of marijuana use by 16-to-19-year-olds has dropped.In the U.S., rates of teen marijuana use in states that have decriminalized adult marijuana possession are statistically equal to rates in those that have retained criminal penalties.In the Netherlands, where adults have been allowed to possess and purchase small amounts of marijuana since 1976, the rate of marijuana use by adults and teens is lower than t

I Taste You In Your Sleep
I TASTE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP I CAN SMELL THE CARMEL UPON YOUR SKIN THICK AND STICKY LOOKING SO GOOD ON YOUR THIGHS IT SHOULD BE A SIN ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THE HICKEYS THE MARKS THAT YOUR SKIN WILL HAVE …RED AND DARK WITH A LIGHT PRINT OF MY TEETH I FEEL YOUR BODY QUIVER AS MY TONGUE BRUSH ACROSS YOUR BODY I CLOSE MY EYES BUT I SMELL THE SCENT OF YOUR WETNESS MY MOUTH WATERS AS I NEAR YOUR LIPS I HEAR YOUR MOANS AND I GO CRAZY MENTALLY WITH ANTICIPTION I GRAB YOUR HIPS …FIRMLY YOUR SMELL BRINGS FORTH AN INVITATION AN INVITATION I EXCEPT READILY WHEN I OPEN MY EYES I COME TO REALIZE IT WAS ALL A DREAM A DREAM THAT LEFT A TASTE FOR YOU IN MY MOUTH DAM… I CAN TASTE YOU IN MY SLEEP

What I Feel..
I feel like I'll never find love.. I have to admit my luck if u call it luck with women never was good.. I want ot find a wife, I want a family is that to much to ask??well enough with my whining.. i have work to make everyone fell better and make them happy...

Quote........
Confined In the philosophical concept of my own senses I cannot comprhend the aspect of these Feelings. To love you; us to adorn you, my love Physical and lyrical language has no meaning True love will not be easily understood Except between those two who know What that true love is really about Unimaginable love soars throughout my soul At the time I wake till I sleep Reasons only known to me and you Will always keep our love strong Through triumphs and trial our love prevailed Meaningless arguements we have overcome Nothing stands between us, my love Except time and distance; which we Will one day overcome..... Chris F Estrada Copyright ©2006 Chris F Estrada

My World Is Melting Away
My World's Melting Away I knew those sweet, innocent words you said were never true I must have been a fool to actually fall for you I thought you were a sweet guy Now my world is melting away slowly and all I do is cry I think that's really messed up of you When the whole time you knew You didn't like me But I was blind and didn't see You just messed with my head Even though you know I've been hurt before and I hope you drop dead One day it will happen to you You'll really like someone, but she'll be playing you too All I have to say is "What goes around comes around" And it's your turn to be the clown! My world is melting away ~ All of these are by ME

Blackberry
salt in your wounds gets out the stains drink away the sins of the night forget about everything dont really care about what you think or what you talk about live the lie leave it behind shine on the serpent drink blood from its tail let loose of the sickness its all the same to me drag it around again set me free

Where Are You?
Hey everybody! I just created a map of my friends on myspace. Go add yourself! The picture below shows all the people who already have. Click the "Add Yourself" button to put yourself on there! Wicked people Everywhere BuddyMapping.com - Create your own map. Click here!

Have You Ever Needed Some One So Bad
Here I am, I'm in the wrong bed again It's just a game I just can't win There you are breathin' soft on my skin Still you won't let me in Why save your kisses for a rainy day Baby let the moment take your heart away Have you ever needed someone so bad, yeah Have you ever wanted someone You just couldn't have Did you ever try so hard That your world just fell apart Have you ever needed someone so bad And you're the girl I gotta have I gotta have you baby There you go, midnight promises again But they're broken by the dawn You wanna go further, faster every day baby But in the morning you'll be gone And I'm alone Every dream I dream is like Some Kinda rash 'n' reckless scene To give out such crazy love You must be some kinda drug And if my time don't ever come For me you're still the same Damned if I don't, damned if I do I gotta get a fix on you Def Leppard

~~ Winners Are.... ~~
~~ Best Kid With A Pet Contest Winners are... ~~ Is over and the winners are..... First Place Goes To....... Witn 11061 comments.... Second Place Goes To....... With 8601 comments.... Third Place Goes TO..... With 743 comments... Fourth Place Goes To..... With 300 comments... Fifth PLace Goes TO..... With 160 comments... Sixth Place Goes To..... With 113 comments Seventh Place Goes To.... With 24 comments ~~ I want to thank everyone who was in it . It was a good and close Contest! Thank You All ~ Maria ~

Still Very Sick
Things got really bad after a couple nights ago, guys. I just haven't been on at all this week very much. I'm sorry :( if you guys wanna drop me a line feel free to hit my inbox or shoutbox. otherwise i'm just totally rocked by whatever i have come down with :( take care and Merry Christmas to all my Cherry Tap friends. You guys kick major ass! Sincerely, Jaha aka Jon

Vampyre Kisses
I come to you in the darkness As you're sleeping in your bed I silently walk toward you As you slowly raise your head I gently whisper to you, "I am one of the undead." You stare at me with terror As I climb into your bed With thoughts of death And darkness swimming your head But soon they turn lustful As you see my long black gown With passionate desire burning; You hardly make a sound Don't be frightened of me I've only come to feed And if you do this for me I'll satisfy your need So as the midnight hours Quietly tick by As we feed Each others' blood lust And agreeably comply And so the dawn approaches I gently take your hand As we walk a path to darkness In the quiet of the land You step with me into my coffin As I slowly close the lid And from the eyes of daylight We are silently hid

Blame
Blame Sirens shrieking, bells are ringing, People screaming, children bleeding, Someone thinks their life’s too hard, Now there’s violence in the schoolyard. Teachers teach without a clue, Because no one knows what to do, Bomb threat on the bathroom wall, Now there are guns in the hall. Terror and chaos in the schools, Now only the violence rules. Blame the game and blame the guns, Blame the victim who tells and runs, Blame the clothes and blame the press, Blame the teachers for this mess. Blame the father for the son, Blame the rain and blame the sun. Blae the mother who works too hard, Blame the kids in the yard. Blame the present, blame the past, Blame the minds whose molds we cast. Look inside yourself and see, Who’s left to blame, just you and me. When love’s left out of society, Then violence and hate are all we see

Hello.
my name is not shaped. sure, i love the details that appeal to my inner child, sure, fighting the waves tire bones, and eats the life from your frame. but here on this... there is experience and change... im sure no one listens, but there are ears large enough to hear from the tops of hills, and the fools thereon, will rejoice in hearing syllables clash against their delicate eardrums drumming to the near deaf heavens, heavens controlling the tired faced with imaginings of delicate thoughts from the cradles' treetop. gifts come once. and not forever.not diamonds skywrought or store bought. just not.

Lateral Thinking.....
>These puzzles are called Lateral Thinking... A little different and can >be quite hard to figure out. > >Scroll down slowly and think like a wizard........... > > > > > > > > man >1. ------------ > board > > > > > >Ans. = man overboard > > Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. > > > > stand >2. ------------ > i > > > > > >Ans. = I understand > > >OK.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fare? > > >3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Ans. = reading between the lines > > > >4. r > road > a > d > > > > > > > > > > > >Ans. = cross road > > > Not having a good day now, are you? > Redeem yourself. > >5. cycle > cycle > cycle > > > > > > > > > > > > >Ans. = tricycle > > >Not easy to figure out ha! > > 0 >6. ------------ > M.D. > Ph.D. > >

Things You Should Be Into.
because as an artist i think youll understand plastic little "drizhollering" of montreal "the wrait pinned to the mist and other games" forward russia suffocate faster "dont kill the messenger" mylo "destroy rock and roll" lcd soundsystem modena vox parlour boys this message brought to you by grey goose and juice and newport cigarettes.

Poems That Touched My Heart
written by an lc friend you should check out his poems http://www.cherrytap.com/user/47505 Life Poem Closer To My Dream © By Stephen I am closer to my dream Close your eyes Imagine me To just hold out my hand, I can see it My dream is within my reach My dream is real, this I do believe Just a glimpse into the future, peeking through the light of a crystallized moon I am there, I am here I am a dream fulfilled I used to be afraid to dream I never believed that a dream could come true But, now I do It has happened to me I have begun my journey I am poetry and how sweet it is I am closer to my dream Close your eyes Imagine me My dream has become... a reality And Then There Was You © By Stephen So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scared, so new, not knowing what was to come, I gave you what little I had left. H

Spamming Rules Violated?
Please see my bulletin entitled "How the heck are you supposed to welcome newbies..." for the crux of my frustration at the moment. After only posting 3 comments on 3 different newbie profiles, I have suddently been lumped into the category of a spammer. I am trying to figure out how, exactly, that is spamming. In fact, Baby Jesus and other powers that be have posted messages on our bulletins to encourage us to continue welcoming them to our site and answering some of their questions that they might have about setting up their skins, finding graphics and the like to set them into motion. How can we continue to be ambassadors of this friendly site if we are going to be stymied in our path???? Aren't they cutting their own throats by not allowing us the freedom to be ambassadors to this site???? I am frustrated. I am mad. How dare they???? I can understand an effort to stop folks from spamming the contests to increase the points drastically, but whe

Stewiegriffin Class Now In Session!
Man Just way to much complaining about this spam block thing.. It took me all of 30 seconds how to get around it. 1) Find a contest that you want to comment bomb 2) Open 3 seperate windows and post your sparkle tag or what ever in the 3 windows. 3) Move back to the contest and put a letter or something in the comment window and hit ok.. Now you have reset the spam filter and redo steps 2 and 3 and so on... Or just after every 3rd comment comment on someones picture and say nice or something.. to reset it.. The spamblock just prevents you from leaving the same txt or combination there of in 4 consecutive msg's no matter where they are on the site.. People should just take the time to figure things out instead of complaining.. There is always a workaround :) StewieGriffin.. hmm speaking of spam feel free to come and spam my page.. :) Merry Xmas To All... Repost This If You Want!

Thought For The Day
In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti- American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... and how many want out." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Continuing....
Okay, so back on the computer...Since I have nobody else to listen to me about this shit, and Cherry Tap seems to think that someone attacking me personally is just freedom of speech, which I did know the previously named individual in personal, like went out drinking with her, chilled at her house, saw her touch my boyfriend on the chest, which is what started it all...What would you do if you saw your friend smack your girlfriend on the ass? Or if you saw a friend touch your boyfriends chest? You just don't touch someone that is in a realtionship. Especially if you are friends with that person. So that is what started it all and since then she never minds her own damn buisness. I hope to hell you read all that I am writing to see how horrible you have made my life. And I have done nothing to return the favor...I leave it all up to karma. Cause believe me, it will get you soon enough darling. You have taken the one thing in life that has made me happy and made it this horrible mes

True Story: Random Act Of Kindness
As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard. Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he Did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and then putting a big "F" at the top of his papers. At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise. Teddy's first grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is a bright child with a

End Of Eternity
Priorities of my life changes every single day As the things i wish for, never comes my way So i keep sailing without any hope by my side Learning with time, different ways to survive My life has been a rainbow with shades of grey Now the brightest of them is simply fading away Pushed back and forth by my destiny's tide And i just kept on learning ways to survive Subsiding deep inside my own living clay Remembering moments which went astray Fought all alone with my reflection's strife While my heart was learning ways to survive Bending till i break, so that i could pray Screaming till he hears what i have to say Searching for a piece of my lost pride Dying everyday while learning ways to survive

Today In History
25 Dec 06 - Monday - Christmas Day 1642 [Sir] Isaac Newton 1899 Humphrey Bogart 1907 Cab Calloway 1945 Ken "The Snake" Stabler 1946 Jimmy Buffett 1948 Barbara Mandrell 1949 Sissy Spacek 1954 Annie Lennox - Eurythmics 1954 Steve Wariner 1960 Amy Grant 0001 1st Christmas, according to calendar-maker Dionysus Exiguus 1223 St Francis of Assisi assembles 1st Nativity scene (Greccio, Italy) 1651 Massachusetts General Court ordered a fine (five shillings) for "observing any such day as Christmas" 1741 Astronomer Anders Celcius introduces Centigrade temperature scale 1758 Halley's comet 1st sighted by Johann Georg Palitzsch during return 1818 1st known Christmas carol ("Silent Night, Holy Night" by Franz Joseph Gruber & Joseph Mohr) sung (Austria) 1831 Louisiana & Arkansas are 1st states to observe Christmas as holiday 1868 Despite bitter opposition, President Andrew Johnson grants unconditional pardon to all persons involved in the Southern rebellion (the Civil War) 19

Angry Inch
My sex-change operation got botched My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch I got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got a I got an angry inch I'm from the land where you still hear the cries I had to get out to sever all ties I changed my name and assumed a disguise I got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got a I got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back The train is coming and I'm tied to the track I try to get up but I can't get no slack I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch My mother made my tits out of clay My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away They dragged me to the doctor one day I've got an angry inch Six inches forward and five inches back I got a I got an angry inch A long story short: When I woke up from the operation I was bleeding down there Bleeding from the gash between my legs My first day as a woman And already it's

Blueprint Of A Woman
A cool quiet evening, let the music play and I'm thinking of a vision, and now I'm on my way, On my way to a fantasy, to complete a living dream.A blueprint of a woman, my passion turned extreme. When I look into your eyes, so clear, so deep, so true,Whether brown, hazel or blue. The emotion, the _expression that I want to feel and see As you look right back into my eyes and steals my heart from me. Your face is simply beautiful; it is a pleasure for all to see.It is a portrait hidden in my dreams when she is away from me.Her smile can brighten up a room or simply make my day.Her heart makes you believe in love, and for her love you'll always pray. When she talks to me, I'm captivated by every word she speaks.When she smiles at me and when she say HELLO, I feel my knees get weak.When she walks, she glides; her motion is nothing short of poetry.It says, I'm sensual, a woman, a lady, classy, pure, honest, loyal, complete. If I could build, dream, create, or draw a woman on

This Is 2 Funny
Rules For Men 1. The Female always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry

Jack Shit
... Jack Schitt Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says; "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now, you can handle the situation: Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of KneeDeep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins - Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt. Against his parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a Mongoloid son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood, and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ce

Screwed By A Bunch Of Nun's
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign. It reads "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES". He pays no attention to it and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES" and thinks it over. When he drives past a third sign saying "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT", his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business". "Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Plea

Pent Up
Uphill battle, travel towards salvation Becoming again a Zac-in-the-box Consequence of taking stock Socks so far from rocked Manipulate my crank; I’m getting so fucking hot My lips are so fucking red; it is time to get off Get the fuck off it Are you deaf? Can’t you hear the silence? Breaking the silence breaks my fucking back When I would love to break my back on your damp Snap my neck in someone’s attack Put me on my back Go ahead take the chance Dance with me a slutty dance of whores and tramps Happily sling my own ass Just for a fucking taste It’s practically on my tongue Let me wrap my tongue around you Feel the muscle constrict you and dip in you I’m not pulling Can you feel me push? Can you feel me press against your wet? Close your eyes while I bury my face Damnit I’m teasing myself with thoughts right now I’m gonna stop

Impotence A Problem For Young Men, Too
While erectile dysfunction is usually considered a condition that affects older men, it can also be a problem for young males. And some college-aged men are using Viagra in tandem with alcohol or illegal recreational drugs, increasing the likelihood of spreading sexually transmitted diseases, a new study concludes. Just how widespread the use of Viagra and other similar drugs is among young men is unknown. But judging from the results of the new research -- which included 234 sexually active men aged 18 to 25 years old attending three Chicago universities -- the drugs appear to be used by a significant number of young men in the United States. The researchers reported that 13 percent of the young men said they'd experienced erectile dysfunction, but rarely discussed this with a doctor. Erectile dysfunction, or impotence, was defined as ever having difficulty getting or keeping an erection. The study, the first of its kind, was conducted by researchers from Children's Memori

The Last Biker
The Last Biker Author Unknown The old ones stand out now, their numbers dwindling down. They're a sad loss to the American scene, these individualists with the worn down clothes and faces. You can still see them sometimes, the real ones, some in packs, not as large as a while ago, sometimes alone. The alone one is the best. One who's been there a long time, staying in the life he loves, never giving into a system that sucks you up like a vortex if you slip just one foot into it. He's got his connections - a few like him that care for and protect each other. Hanging onto the only unique lifestyle left, like old dinosaurs, their faces are leathered and rough by forty, but their eyes still sharp and knowing. Some are gray in the beards and braids, some are limp in the step and some pain in the kidneys. Still they know that no other life is life, but merely a dreary journey into everyone else's monotony. He looks at the new ones, then turns away, knowing they will never know

Collaborating Souls
It was the stupid green shirt I hated How you'd smoke your ciggarrettes in peace You and I so Ill-fated It was that goofy smile that set my soul at ease You couldn't be resisted Take part in the show A role I never knew existed Tell me lies I'm too naive to know Take my hand tell me you love me Away from the truth is where I'll be So many desecrations Too many fabrications Love lost, pain gained Collaborating souls If only it could have been maintained It was you who took me through many tolls Not knowing what will be faced So far away it can't be traced And I tried tried so hard To be what you wanted me to be I loved loved so hard I was blinded and couldn't see Those big blues eyes They took me on a run-around How was I supposed to know they'd be my demise I thought it was me you found It was you I lost So quicky you tossed

Just Something I Like!!
THIS IS A SONG THAT I LOVE ,IT WAS WRITEN BY MERCEDES LACKEY, ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAV. WRITERS. AFTER MIDNIGHT In the dead ,dark hours after midnight When the world seems to stop in it's place, You can see a little more clearly. You can look your life in the face; You can see the things tha you have to- Speak the words too true for the day. In the dead,dark hours after midnight, Little friend, will you listen-and stay? In the time when I never knew you I could view the world as my own- I was God's own gift to his creatures, And I wore an armor of stone. I was wise and faithful and noble- I was pompous,piuse and cold. I was cruel when I never meant it- Far to cool to touch or to hold. It was you who broke through my armor; It was you who broke through the wall, With your pain and your desperation- How could I not answer your call? How could I have guessed you would touch me, And in ways I could not control? H

Just A Memory Now
Hello everyone...Visiting my aunts and thought i would check in and see what has been going on.I want to wish everyone the best and safest of holidays. Sence i have been off-line i have missed you all alot, espcialy my gang..To my sissys and cowboys i have missed you the most. Sence i have been off line i have begun to write some poetry again, and so i want to share with you all one that i wrote a few days ago, and would love your opinion....... Just A Memory Now Loving you wasnt something i had planed i wasnt looking for true love and now i am not so sure where i stand i guess it doesnt seem to matter any more i try to get your attention but you ignore me every time so tonight i am going to walk and leave it all behind and keep on going on what else can i do You said you loved me and i believed you so but now all this distance will keep us apart your just a memory now and maybe when i am blue and down one day i'll le

His Dreams Come True
One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert island for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman in a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches him and asks seductively, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. So she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and after a long drag, says, "Man, oh man!" "Is that ever good!" She then seductively inquires "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" Trembling, he replies, "Ten Years!" So she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, then pulls out a flask, and gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swing, and says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!" After this she start

Today Is One Of Those Days
I was having a bad day but after spending time up under the hubby..I feel so much better..its good to just ignore the outside world sometimes and breathe in what you have right there... Now, I'm relaxed

Our Miracle
Into our hearts you fell. You soon had us under a spell. Brought to us from Ma and Pa and angel an angel above. We promised you everything especially love. Tiny small hands and two small feet. A tiny miracle to make our lives complete. God watched over us, with her for a while. Then answered our prayers with a smile. He knew this is where she was meant to be. It was his plan for her and our destiny. Adorable with big brown eyes, she puts sunshine back in our lives. She captured our hearts and set our lives a whirl. We are now adopting our precious baby girl. We waited so long for our dreams to come true. God gave us an angel, and that angel was you. Thank You Lord for a beautiful daughter to cherish and love. Thank you for the blessing you sent from up above. We've now been blessed , the gift God has given us and the privilege to be proud parents of lauren our precious angel from heaven above. I wrote this for my daughter she was 2 weeks old when we got her . To all

I Do It For Y'all.. Please Help
YEA I'M IN ANOTHER CONTEST..STARTED TODAY DEC.27 AND WILL END JANUARY 2,2007.COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED SO PLEASE GO SHOW ME SUM LUV . IT IS APPRECIATED. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE XOXOXOXOXXO JUST CLICK ON MY BLK N WHT PIC.. I WILL RETURN THE LUV ..

Lands Of Dust
I trod upon these lands of dust Get nowhere but go I must Asphyxiating mists cloud the air Minute raindrops in my hair On my tongue a melody A serenade to you from me The moon, she sees mysteries Sunken ships and lost cities A muse, she sings the night’s atmosphere Black and bright and wonderfully clear Nox closes in over the earth Yet in our hearts there still lives mirth Heard this song you have before And now it shan’t pass these chords once more The love won the time last And now this all resides in the past For now I trod upon these lands of dust Getting nowhere but go I must. vV""VIC""Vv

Kissed By An Angel
Kissed By An Angel I was kissed by an angel on a mid summer day. I was kissed by an angel who kissed my tears away. I fell to my knees screaming why god why, and I heard a voice from hevan saying every thing will be alright. A light shined down on me that filled me with so much life. I was kissed by an angel that changed me for the rest of my life. I opend up my soul and saw things as a hole. I was kissed by an angel who changed me for the rest of my life... Christine

Your Special
Your Special You are special A gift of love and kindness Showing to all Like a flower in the spring Showing in full blooms Like your smile Warms the heart The touch of your feelings unto others Brings the best into all So in many ways you're special to me and to everyone Even though you don't know the person Just keep smiling You'll be the best christine

Strange U.s. Sex Laws..lmao
-- In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.) -- In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. -- In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.) -- No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. -- Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. -- Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. -- In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds.

Silver
So shiny silver i hold it in my hands and wonder in a split second it could do so much damage it lay cold in my palm wanting the taste of blood wrist stomach neck head so many choices i need help should i or not if so where cold in my palm i choose wrist slice it across how deep how far in watching red ooze out of the slash i wonder if i did it or not waiting, a pool of blood i pass out and never come back again

The Night
The night had a million eyes, And i didn't know, where i can find you, The stars were as bright as fire, Just like the heart, that i desire, My love kept getting stronger My nights kept getting darker, Those eyes dont shine as much, As frustration slowly mounts. The stars above were my only guides, To try and find, my only love, I thought i'd find the love i seeked, I thought i knew, that she'd, be, here. The night had a million eyes, The stars were as bright as fire, Frustration, took over me, And now, I lie here, in defeat...

She Is My Sin
Take heed, dear heart Once apart, she can touch nor me nor you Dressed as one A wolf will betray a lamb Lead astray the gazers The razors on your seducing skin In the meadow of sinful thoughts Every flower's a perfect one To paradise with pleasure haunted, Haunted by fear A sin for him Desire within, Desire within A burning veil For the bride too dear for him A sin for him Desire within, Desire within Fall in love with your deep dark sin I am the Fallen You are what my sins enclose Lust is not as creative As its discovery To paradise with pleasure haunted, Haunted by fear A sin for him... Bless me, undress me Pick your prey in a wicked way God I must confess... I do envy the sinners

You Complete Me....
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders I have learned to understand. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.

This Is About Right
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are

Cheeseburger
>Guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which >reads: > >CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 > >CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 > >HANDJOB: $10.00 > >Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar > >and >beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving >drinks to >a meager looking group of men. > >"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" > >"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the >hand-jobs?" > >"Yes", she purrs, "I am." > >The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Very Powerful Video
You were almost sixteen when I came into the world. Mom and Dad had you first then 3 more boys I'm the baby girl. I sure have a lot to look up to in you, you're really smart and funny with a big heart too. After one year of college you knew what you had to do. It's just like you wanting to help with the war. So you joined the army when I was only 4. This time of year we talk of big plans but you're over seas in some distant land. You can't be here for Christmas, I don't understand. Chorus: When are you coming home, Shaun? When are you coming home?! We lit up the house like we always do but it doesn't seem bright 'cause we can't have you. In my prayers I ask God to keep you safe. And I'm trying to be really brave. Tell me that the fighting's through. Come home! I really miss you. It's hard to enjoy the holidays without you. But we're so proud of you and all the red white and blue. Remember that Jesus is your best friend, And someday our families will be togethe

Slipknot, "wait And Bleed"
I've felt the hate rise up in me Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell I wait and bleed I've felt the hate rise up in me Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell I wait and bleed GOODBYE!! I wipe it off the tile, the light is brighter this time Everything is 3-D blasphemy My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up This is not the way I pictured me I can't control my shakes! How the hell did I get here? Something about this, so very wrong I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this Is it a dream or a memory? I've felt the hate rise up in me Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell I wait and bleed GET OUTTA MY HEAD 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED THIS! Why didn't I see this? I'm a victim--Manchurian Candidate I-HAVE-SINNED-BY-JUST Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away I've felt the

All About Me
The Best Myspace Survey* . . About You . . *Eye Color::Brown Hair Color::Dark Brown..at the moment Height::4'9 Favorite Color::Pink&&Black&&White&&Silver Screen Name::xgivexmexhickeysx on yahoo Favorite Band::Can't Pick! Favorite Movie::ehh..Pirates of the Carribean Favorite Show::South Park Your Car::Dosn't excist Your Hometown::Sufferfield Your Present Town::You can't escape Sufferfield Your Crushes First Name::James Your Grade::11 Your Style::Ever changeing * . . Have You Ever . . *Sat on your rooftop?:Yes Kissed someone in the rain?:Yes Danced in a public place?:Oh yeah Smiled for no reason?:I smile when I have no clue whats going on Laughed so hard you cried?:All the time Peed your pants after age 8?:ehh..yeah Written a song?:A bagillion of them Sang to someone for no reason?:lol yes Performed on a stage?:Ehh yess Talked to someone you don't know?:lol yeah Gone out of your way to befriend someone?:um, don't think so Made out in a theatre?:yes Gone roller skating since 8th grade?:Y

Spam Trigger Sucks
ITS FOR THE FUCKIN BIRDS I CAN'T COMMENT EVERYONE ON MY FAMILY LIST WITHOUT TRIGGERING THIS BULLSHIT TRAP THEN WHEN ITS TRIGGERED I GET A "WANNABE" SMART ASS MESSAGE TELLING ME TO GO BACK TO MYSPACE. WHEN I JOINED THIS SITE DAMN STRAIGHT IT WAS A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN MY SPACE. BUT NOW NOT SO SURE. I DO NOT CONCIDER LEAVING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ON MY LIST A HTML COMMENT SPAMING (NOW IF I WAS LEAVING THE SAME COMMENT ON THE SAME PERSONS PAGE OVER AND OVER AGAIN THATS SPAMMING SOMEONE) PPL FUCKIN WAKE UP YALL KEEP WANTING TO MAKE THIS BETTER THAN MY SPACE AND YALL WAS DOING IT TOO BUT NOW ITS NO BETTER THAN MYSPACE

9 Reasons Beer Is Not Better Then Women
1. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off. 2. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun. 3. You can suck a beer at only one spot. 4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake. 5. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting. 6. You can't eat a beer. 7. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday in some states. 8. There's a law about driving after having too many beers 9. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer (or 19 in canada)

This Year....my Resolution
My Resolutions: To be a more available friend and less scared to be trusting. To love without ceasing and pray the same. To continue the lifestyle of releasing bitterness while maintaining boundaries of personal power. To be more blunt, yet still be compassionate. To continue to be more trusting of my own instincts and less trusting of others views of what they feel mine should be. To have one really significant story published. To continue to smile as I log on here everyday and see the wonderful messages and emails you precious people send me. To never let loose of the embrace of sanity and clarity I have in life now. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!!!! MUCH LOVE!! Laughing all the way, KTM.

Unbelieveable ~ Kaci Brown
I wish you didn't love me I wish youd make this easy It was love that caught me Now it's fear that keeps me with you I want to be by your side So I can close my eyes To the growing emptiness inside that kills ms When I'm with you You try to break me Try to hate me So you can fall out of love You want to make me believe that I'm crazy That I'm nothing with out you It's unbelievable but I believed you Unforgivable but I forgave you Insane what love can do That keeps me coming back to you You're irreplaceable but I'll replace you Now I'm standing on my own Alone I feel you in my shadow My heart feels cold and hollow No matter where I run I see Your eyes always follow me You try to hold me Try to own me Keeping something that's not yous You want to make me Believe that I'm crazy Make me think that you're the cure It's unbelievable but I believed you Unforgivable but I forgave you Insane what love can do That keeps me coming back to you You're irre

Sweet Mother Of Jesus!!!!
My boys did it We are going to the mother effin playoffs, I am so unbelievably excited! Actually.. I think i am going to buy a lottery ticket because we needed sooooo many things to happen for us to get into the playoffs and they did, Which is weird. Lottto ticket here I come! I was pacing back and forth when san fransisco had the ball for the 3rd time just in overtime, It all came down to a field goal baby! When we thought it wasn't good and it was.. I jumped on my brother and i was hugging him and i cired, Yes because football isn't just football to me It's a horrible obsession and like i said it brings me the most joy and sorrow at the same time. But hey, were there and we are playing the colts! :) DUN DUN DUN........................ Have a fabulous New Years Eve. I Know I have! :) Now.. I shall go out :)

(((20 Things To Make Ur Girl Happy)))
1. Tell her she is beautiful.. even if she didnt fix up herself. 2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3. Hug her from behind. 4. Wrestle with her 5. Write her notes -on the fridge or on the mirror.. - or call her, just to say "hi" 6. Play with her hair. 7. Get "a little" upset if someone else tries to flirt with her. 8. Make her laugh. 9. Let her fall asleep in your arms. 10. If you care about her, then TELL HER. 11. Treat her the same around others as you do when you're alone. 12. LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND SMILE.. you don't know what could that do with her!! 13. Hang out with her whenever you can. 14. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this). 15. When she gives you a present, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy). 16. Always call her when you say you will, even if you can only talk for a minute. 17. Give her what she wants, even without asking. 18. Recognize the sma

Sharing Thoughts
Though I don't have the courage to overcome my sense of vulnerability about opening the door to someone new, it doesn't mean that I don't know about love! I know that true love compliments and completes a persons whole being. When we choose to love someone, the whole world is seen in a different way! Our very soul is changed, and we pray that those changes are in good ways. Our very human nature needs companionship, a shoulder, a understanding and compassionate voice. We need to know that at the worst of times in our life, that we are not alone. We need to not only believe, but see, feel and hear from that special someone every day that we are needed and appreciated. Not so much through words, because words come easy to a person, especially the unfaithful ones! What is more valued to a heart, and mind, is that come and get me look. A look that whispers spoil my body, send those shivers up and down my spine that I adore. Share with me a caress that makes me

Into You
Into You Couldn't see through These rose-tinted glasses Can't see clearly Everything is hazy... Lead me to a place Where I can find peace Lead me to a place Where there is contentment... Lead me to a place Where I can find happiness Don't lead me on nor leave me Instead, lead me to your heart.

Trying To Figure This Out?
Bare with me everyone (new and old friends) I'm trying to figure this new system out. I'm a former (well still have the account) myspace patron, was invited toCherrytap by a guy name TL. I love to blog but need to figure out this whole setup before I truly start! :)

Bathtime
You've had a hard day at work, and you're looking forward to just getting home and relaxing. You walk in the door and find a double row of lit candles on the hardwood floor, leading in a trail towards the back of the house. Wondering what's going on, you look a little closer and see a note lying right at the start. My handwriting, short and simple – there's a bath already drawn for you, just go in and relax. You walk slowly to the bathroom, stripping as you go. The soft light and faint hint of incense in the air already helping you to relax. You reach the bathroom to find it lit with even more candles; a golden glow filling the steamy air. Our large tub is full of water glistening with bath-oil, and a glass of wine sitting beside your favorite spot. You smile to yourself at my preparations as you ease yourself into the hot bath. A few sips of wine and some quiet music later, you find yourself leaning back with your eyes closed, perfectly relaxed and enjoying the end of the day. Y

It Isn't The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, But...
the size of the fight in the dog is something that is going to be heard for a very, very, very long time!!! Great job, Boise, Idaho!!! 13-0 season and putting up an excellent fight against OU. One word -- phenomenal!!! Awesome game!!!!! Whoooo hoooooo!!!!!! Kat

Crispy Baked Chicken
NGREDIENTS: * 3 to 3 1/2 pounds chicken parts * 1/2 cup sour cream * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1 1/2 teaspoons chopped fresh rosemary, or 1/2 teaspoon dried crumbled rosemary * 1/4 teaspoon salt * dash pepper * 2 tablespoons corn flake crumbs * dash paprika * 1 teaspoon dried parsley flakes, or 1 tablespoon fresh parsley PREPARATION: Heat oven to 375°. Wash chicken and pat dry. Combine sour cream, lemon juice, rosemary, salt, and pepper. Spread half of the sour cream mixture over the chicken; arrange in a shallow baking dish. Bake chicken, uncovered, for about 45 to 55 minutes, or until tender.Brush with remaining sour cream mixture; sprinkle with crumbs and paprika. Bake chicken for 10 to 15 minutes longer. Garnish with parsley before serving. Serves 4 to 6.

25
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit reply to sender. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? Yes 2. How old are you? Too young to feel this damned old 3. Are you single or taken? Gold ring, baby, but not buried 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? depends on the food 5. Do you dream at night? I hope so 6. Ever seen a corpse? Autopsied it, too 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? Who hasn't 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? Political death here, but yes HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? Life has no alternate ending, and death is not a reversible illness 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? Mad passionate sex in a park in the rain 11. Do you trust the police? yes 12. Do you like country music? yes 13. What is

Hospital
i just got home from the hospital..i was there for 12 hours..i was havin bad pains in my tummy and back so they wanted to do some tests...i guess something is wrong with my intestines :(...SO they gave me meds and sent me home...hopefully the pain stops in the next few days...blahh :(

Sunday School
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he Had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses Behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, He had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the People walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught You?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher Did, you'd never believe it!"

First Blog
Well readers this is my first, and probably last (?), blog. I have looked around CherryTap and am trying to understand what it's all about. Seems to me like it's a popularity contest of sorts....person with the most ammount of friends wins. Still don't see why obtaining points is important and to be totaly honest I don't really care. All I hope to get from this site is a few decent people to have an occasional chat with....and due to the fact that I type with two fingers it's probably best I keep my contacts to a minimum anyway. There are SO many people with photos out there ! Totaly amazing. I can't see why some profiles have opted to have 1001 pics up. I myself will keep them to a minimum. I have been contacted by a few random people (mainly girls who wear little) asking me to rate them and add them to my list of friends...but honestly they don't give a hoot about me so why should I return the favour? I am sure there are some absolute gems out there waiting to be discovered..s

Thought For The Day..
The Daffodil Principle Several times my daughter had telephoned to say, "Mother, you must come to see the daffodils before they are over." I wanted to go, but it was a two-hour drive from Laguna to Lake Arrowhead "I will come next Tuesday", I promised a little reluctantly on her third call. Next Tuesday dawned cold and rainy. Still, I had promised, and reluctantly I drove there. When I finally walked into Carolyn's house I was welcomed by the joyful sounds of happy children. I delightedly hugged and greeted my grandchildren. "Forget the daffodils, Carolyn! The road is invisible in these clouds and fog, and there is nothing in the world except you and these children that I want to see badly enough to drive another inch!" My daughter smiled calmly and said, "We drive in this all the time, Mother." "Well, you won't get me back! on the road until it clears, and then I'm heading for home!" I assured her. "But first we're going to see the daffodils. It's

Dick Cheney Praises Ford's Pardon Of Nixon ..oh Yeah....i Am Sure That Weasel Liked That Idea Just Fine.......and Is Looking Ahead 2 Years For One O
Dick Cheney Praises Ford's Pardon Of Nixon ..Oh yeah....I am SURE that weasel liked THAT idea just FINE.......and is looking ahead 2 years for one of his OWN. I wonder....WHO will be sugar-daddy to Bush Cheney Rummy Rove RIce and Ginzo? Cheney hails Ford's pardon of Nixon By CALVIN WOODWARD and JEFF WILSON, Associated Press Writers 2 hours, 32 minutes ago WASHINGTON - The nation honored Gerald R. Ford in funeral ceremonies Saturday that recalled the touchstones of his life, from combat in the Pacific to a career he cherished in Congress to a presidency he did not seek. He was remembered as the man called to heal the country from the trauma of Watergate. Ford's decision to pardon Richard Nixon, so divisive at the time that it probably cost him the 1976 election, was dealt with squarely in his funeral services by his old chief of staff, Vice President Dickless Cheney. "It was this man, Gerald R. Ford, who led our republic safely though a crisis that could hav

Colors
re-post this with the color that you are R•E•D• YOU LOVE MS.SWAN........ (BUNNY SWAN FROM MAD TV) B•L•A•C•K• missing some one so much and wish you were with them M•A•G•E•N•T•A• Heartbroken P•I•N•K• taken and hate it P•U•R•P•L•E Wish you could go back in time and say your sorry... B•L•U•E• Taken & Loving it and love that person with all your heart O•R•A•N•G•E• Like someone but they dont like u back Y•E•L•L•O•W Single, not hating it, not loving it, just waiting for a certain someone... G•R•E•E•N Like/love someone A LOT and says they like/love you back , but arent going out G•O•L•D• Single and Loving it T•U•R•Q•U•O•I•S•E• Like someone who is taken S•I•L•V•E•R• So confused you dont know what you want

See, I Was An Angel At One Point...
You scored as Guardian Angel. You were a guardian angel! Before you were sent down to Earth to live and be tested, you were a beautiful guardian angel who faught off evil and protected humans even the ones who didnt deserve it. You risked everything to protect them because for some reason you just naturally had a fondness of them. Humans felt protected when you were around even though they couldnt see you secretly keeping them safeGuardian Angel100%Angel of Guidance86%Angel of Good Fortune79%Angel of Death43%Angel of Prayer43%Angel of Hope29%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Pices
Pisces is the twelfth Sign of the Zodiac, and it is also the final Sign in the Zodiacal cycle. Hence, this Sign brings together many of the characteristics of the eleven Signs that have come before it. Pisceans, however, are happiest keeping many of these qualities under wraps. These folks are selfless, spiritual and very focused on their inner journey. They also place great weight on what they are feeling. Yes, feelings define Pisceans, and it's not uncommon for them to feel their own burdens (and joys) as well as those of others. The intuition of the Pisces-born is highly-evolved. Many people associate Pisceans with dreams and secrets, and it's a fair association, since those born under this Sign feel comfortable in an illusory world. It's a pair of Fish that represents Pisceans, a symbol which prompts others to suggest that these people 'go with the flow' and 'don't make waves.' Both of these labels are true, since Pisceans are fluid and easy-going, in keeping with the Mutable Q

There
Into the night I crept with ease, I remained in the shadows, Following. Watching your every move Hearing your every sound. So close I could touch you, Just bring you down. I smelt the fear perspirate on your neck. As you became a nervous wreck. You're not paranoid, I am there. You don't know it. But I am your despair

Try This For Your Stress
1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out. (This one is great to teach neices and nephews!) 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill. (Even better to call after doing it and say you didn't authorize it and want to know what the hell is going on!) 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. (This one keeps cats and men occupied for awhile.) 4. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans. (Like going the store to stock up on ammunition maybe?) 5. Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are. (And if she's cute, always ask if assistance is available.) 6. Dance naked in front of your pets. (Not recommended for anyone with a pet Gorilla.) 7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards, and send him/her off to school as if nothing is wrong. (You can get real creative here...especially if you put a dress on your son.) 8. Read the dictionary backwards and

:)
Cut off my tongue and wear it around your neck A sick display of how useless the muscle is And while we're at it, I got a few other muscles, and organs you can bronze and wear as pendants Take what you want I'm done crawling like a peasant Begging at the feet I warm for presents I've been telling you for weeks tonight is the full moon Even as I tell you now it doesn't seem to matter to you Goddamnit I would be happy to groom you But you want to turn cold shoulder Shoulders that just keep getting colder Pass frigid glances The temperature drops in the air between your words and me But I'm CHILL I am the king of slide But it is a shame That I need to be Teflon around you That I need to fuck others to get a rise out of you To spike your libido You're fucking lazy And you fuck lazily Try in my way to be what you've grown to want But it's haunting And induces emotional vomiting I'm not asking for a switch Just s bit of what I met But instead I'm scribbling in t

Tickle Me Elmo
TICKLE ME ELMO There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of f

Leather And Lace Lyrics
Is love so fragile... And the heart so hollow Shatter with words... Impossible to follow Youre saying Im fragile...i try not to be I search only...for something I cant see I have my own life...and I am stronger Than you know But I carry this feeling When you walked into my house That you wont be walking out the door Still I carry this feeling When you walked into my house That you wont be walking out the door Lovers forever...face to face My city, your mountains Stay with me stay I need you to love me I need you today Give to me your leather... Take from me...my lace You in the moonlight With your sleepy eyes Could you ever love a man like me And you were right When I walked into your house I knew Id never want to leave Sometimes Im a strong man Sometimes cold and scared And sometimes I cry But that time I saw you I knew with you to light my nights Somehow Id get by First time I saw you I knew with you to light my nights Somehow I would get by

Your Light, My Darkness
Today I gave consent to let you go.. Your light...my darkness... No more tubes... your light.. You are leaving me.... my darkness. No more pain... your light... My pain begins....darkness... You return home.. your light... I go home,alone...my darkness... I think of you...your smile...I see light... The memories of laughter, The way it felt when you touched me... I see light... I use the light you have left in my heart and mind to survive... Yet I wonder will I ever find the light again here on earth... Will I forever need your light to come out of my darkness? Written about the loss of my husband.

Unanswered Questions
You look at me with a cold blank stare. Could it be because in your heart of hearts... You wish I wasn't here? Unable to figure out as you scream at me... And strike me with each mind crushing blow. Why I won't give up and just let go? Yet you scream the answer you seek in between each punch you throw. "This is to teach you to be strong and to help you to grow." So you see... You taught me to be strong...you helped me grow. I stood there and took each blow... Chose to only strike back within the depths of my soul. Should this be the wisdom imparted on a ten year old? The answer to this...I still do not know. Does anyone know?

Phone A Friend
When lonliness sets in... I pick up the phone and call a friend... My lonliness ends. When confusion fills my mind... I pick up the phone, I call a friend. Thankful for the point of view on the other end... my confusion ends. When anger fills me... I pick up the phone, I call a friend. Greatful for the rational mind in my friend. When Pain has taken over... I pick up the phone I call a friend. The soothing voice on the other end numbs the pain. When something good happens... I pick up the phone, I call a friend. Happy to share the results that have come from listening to my phone friend. Thank you, Ken.

Theme Night!
Living A Fantasy!! What if we lived in a world that told a story. Where our clothing spoke of our fantasies. A sexual world.......... Imagine hosting a theme night with costumes and a mandatory dress code. The theme of course being, Fantasies!! The goal for this "theme night" being: to get people to come out of their shells. Unfortunately, one night is too short a time to change things, the world, men and women. Certain people really CAN identify with a fantasy, others believe it to be something dirty and some people are unable to feel completely liberated. But overall, out of the one's that do show up, the one's who've actually tried their hardest to find a costume, discover a whole new world. Well, maybe not, I am exagerating a little. Anyway,,,,,,Shall we continue...... The fantasies we see at this Soirée vary from School Girl to Millionnaire......We even have a sexy Actress and a Stripper. Wow!! Without actually being the host of a party where an orgy is happe

Kiss From A Rose
I love this song and to me it's not just a song "Kiss From A Rose" There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea. You became the light on the dark side of me. Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill. But did you know, That when it snows, My eyes become large and The light that you shine can be seen. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey. Ooh, The more I get of you, Stranger it feels, yeah. And now that your rose is in bloom. A light hits the gloom on the grave. There is so much a man can tell you, So much he can say. You remain, My power, my pleasure, my pain, baby To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny. Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby? But did you know, That when it snows, My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen. Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey. Ooh, the more I get of you Stranger it feels, yeah Now that your rose is in bloom. A light hits the

You Touched My Soul
You Touched My Soul You came into my life at a time when I least expected you. You were kind to me. Gentle. Caring. You extended yourself to me. You reached out and held me in with your words. You brought something to my life that I lacked, that I needed. You gave me strength. You made me think. You made me feel. You touched my soul. You captured my heart. You brought me to new heights. You ravaged my mind. You made love to my body. You captivated me. You held me still… and let me linger in the softness of your embrace. You wanted me. You needed me. Was I wrong? PRB

Letting Go
To "let go" does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To "let go" is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To "let go" is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences. To "let go" is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in may hands. To "let go" is not to try to change or blame another, it's to make the most of myself. To "let go" is not to care for, but to care about. To "let go" is not to fix, but to be supportive. To "let go" is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being. To "let go" is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to effect their destinies. To "let go" is not to be protective, it's to permit another to face reality. To "let go" is not to deny, but to accept. To "let go" is not to nag, scold, or argue, but instead to search out my own shortcomings and correct them. To "let go" is not t

A Day Without An Illegal Immigrant
What would a day without illegal aliens really be like? Let’s try to imagine it. On May 1 last, millions of illegal aliens working in meat-processing plants, construction, restaurants, hotels, and other “jobs Americans won’t do” were supposed to stay home from work to show the importance of their labor to our nation’s economy. Doubtless, there was some inconvenience, but there is another side to the story that was not reported. We are talking about illegal aliens, not mere “immigrants.” If legal immigrants stopped working for a day, we would miss the services of physicians, nurses, computer programmers, writers, actors, musicians, entrepreneurs of all stripes, and some airline pilots…as well as the CEO of Google. That would be more than an inconvenience, but it won’t happen because legal immigrants are not out marching angrily for rights that are already protected by our courts. But if illegal aliens all took the day off and were truly invisible for one day, there would be som

What Kind Of Magic
What kind of magic would you have?(improved!!) You'd have Healing Magic. With your magic you can find whats wrong with someone with ease. You can magically look through thier body and find whats wrong, and you can also take away pain and heal people's external wounds and some internal wounds, though that can make you very tired. Your Soul Fire color would mostlikely be violet, rosey pink or dark green.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Once Again:the Story Continues..
Well it seems the message databases filled up...Figures it'd be something stupid like that... Well, they seem to be working....but God only knows how long that will last...lol... Whats that I hear?? Bill Gates is calling us...lol

Nonsence
What is up with people? Are they just that socially retarded that they can't accept the fact that there is life away from the pc? And you with the rude comments quit being anal retentive and deal with your problems instead of taking it out on people you don't know. Oh and stop sugar coating what you say! Nobody in society is important enough to dumb yourself down over,ever. Granted this is the best attention whore site ever but jumping jesus on a pogo stick everything is supposed to be taken in moderation! Like my ranting for instance,only in small doses! I'm betting that a majority of people wouldn't walk around flashing their tits or handing random people pictures of their penis. Although it's hilarious, it's also very sad. Watch some porn and have some "me time" atleast you'd be fucking someone you love...

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I'm This Guy
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a sports t-shirt. I'm the guy who WONT pressure you to do things you DONT want to. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead, the eyelid, and anywhere it hurts. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited ALL day because im looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who melts everytime you stare at him beneath loose strands of hair. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to

Always
There is a time for everything... Life is like Love; a time to embrace and a time to let go. If you look deep into my eyes, you'll see a lifetime of sorrow. I may be here now..But what about tomorrow? Friendship is where it starts when you feel that first connection; Where you never want to part and always show affection. I always told myself if I had a reason to stay, then I would leave my heart so stranded this way. You'll be married one day.. may be live far away. But if you love me now, I'll think of you always. I'll never forget the way your lips touch mine. Because now.. your heart is apart of mine for always...

You Are...
You Are... You are strong... when you take your grief and teach it to smile. You are brave... when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same. You are happy... when you see a flower and are thankful for the blessing. You are loving... when your own pain does not blind you to the pain of others. You are wise... when you know the limits of your wisdom. You are true... when you admit there are times you fool yourself. You are alive... when tomorrow's hope means more to you than yesterday's mistake. You are growing... when you know what you are but not what you will become. You are free... when you are in control of yourself and do not wish to control others. You are honorable... when you find your honor is to honor others. You are generous... when you can take as sweetly as you can give. You are humble... when you do not know how humble you are. You are thoughtful... when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are. You are merciful... when

Losing A Loved One!
Well today was a very hard day for me and my family. I have my granduncle that I took care of and he was in I.C.U. and we decided to take the life support off of him. So as i'm typing this i'm fighting back the tears because this isn't the way I wanted to start my new year. There is always the feeling of weight being put on my shoulder because of the amount of stress i've been put upon because I am the only child. So I don't have anyone to turn to in situation like these. :(

I'm Not Missing You
I'm Not Missing You - Stacie Orrico Oh, Oh I’m not missing you Been through just about everything that I could go through When it comes to relationships Don’t know what I was missing or why I ain’t listen When I told myself that was it Now here I go, hurt again Cause of my curiousity Now that it’s over What else could it be, decasitiy. I made a promise never to settle Why didn’t I keep it? Cause I hated the heartbreak Crying and cheating, the fooling around CHORUS (But) I’m not missing you I’m not going through the motions Waiting and hoping you call me I’m not missing you You might have had me open But I must be going because I got life to do I know I’m usually hanging on I used to hate to see you go But this time it’s different I don’t even feel the distance I’m not missing I’m not missing you It’s a shame in a way cause I feel that I may not ever find the right one for me Did I leave him, is he right in front

~~ Best Tattoo On Ct Contest ~~
~~ Okay tattoo contest to open on 1/11 thur 1/18~~ got a tattoo pic to enter send to my inbox and i'll enter it. Now since Baby J lifted the spam thing the contest can go back to normal. thanks ~ maria ~

Unholy Confessions
SCHOOL CONFESSIONS [x] Talked back to a teacher. [x] Been kicked out of class. [ ] Worn pajamas to school. [x] Had your tooth fall out at school. [x] Gotten lost in your school. [x] Broken the dress code in school. [x] Completely failed a test. [x] Left class without asking. [x] Missed a whole week of school. [ ] Thrown up in school. [x] Been beat up at school. HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS [x] Argue with your parents a lot. [ ] Argue with your brother(s) a lot. [ ] Argue with your sister(s) a lot. [x] Have your own room. [x] Do your own laundry. [x] Cook dinner once in a while. [x] Are loud and obnoxious at home. [x] Wear pajamas when you are not going anywhere. [yes and no] You sleep very long. [ ] All you do is watch television. [x] Your parents are divorced. [ ] your family makes you cry a lot [ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you. [ ] You cant stand being with your parent FRIEND CONFESSIONS [ ]You currently dislike one or more of your friends.

Is It.....
Is it your hair, No! your eyes, No! your face, No! Its everything about you. Its your neck, No! Its everything about you. Its your ears, No! Its everything about you. I don’t have one thing that I don’t love about you . Its everything about you IF You can get to know me, get to love me for who I am and if you need some time to make up your mind I wont give a damn... No Cause’ you are so special, worth more than, diamonds and pearls Boy I want you to be, No you need to be part of my world

Baby Boy!
Baby Boy If Only U Knew The Things I Wuld Do 2 U Lookin At Ur Face May Start An Fire In Dis Special Place U'll B In My Mind U'll Stay In My Memories Baby Boy I Cant Wait Till One Day U'll Actually C C How U Got Me Baby Boy U Runnin Throught My Mind Givin Me Headaches Baby Boy Its Jus U Got My Heart Burning And Hurting Its Jus This Heartache....

Cleansing The Stench Of Life
i've had a few folks come up to me and ask me adivce on how to make their life's less "smelly." well, you see, folks....the answer is simple...and below i describe it in wonderful, metaphorical detail...enjoy.life can sometimes smell bad, like ripe diapers in summertime. how does life manage to get such a stench? it's simple. sometimes people like you and me forget to give our life a shower and use our built-in soaps on it. so we sit through life as all of the dirt and filth of failures, embarrassments, and just plain stupid things we do begins to go all stagnant on our life's body.you see, our life is a cripple. it's paralyzed from the neck down. therefore, we must constantly take care of our life, otherwise it's gonna have brown skidmarks in it's underwear. it's our duty to keep our life's underwear clean, as well as making sure that our life itself is clean.if we decide to stop taking care of our life, it will not be pleasant. life's horrible stench will once again pass though your

If It Wasen't For Angels
Do you believe in Angels? Or how about love at frist site? I have always thought that my three daughters were my Angels sent from Heaven, But now I know they arn't the only Angels watching over me... I believe in Angels and love at first sight for the fact that at the time Aron came into my life I needed the extra hand to hold me up, even if it was over the phone for the first 2 months he was allways just a call away. And the first time I met him, I knew if I ever got the chance I would take him home with me. Then all do reality, he called me the night I was having a bad night at work and asked me what I was makin for dinner. So the Gods must have had Aron right where we would meet at the perfect time and made us fall in love within just a few weeks, Neither one of us had love one our minds at the time, but unfortionaly we didn't have a choice in the matter destany had allready figured out our fate for us. So if it wasn't for Angels or some higher power I would have never been a

Fakes, Lies And Cherrytap?
Is it just me or are people really gulliable? I read some of these profiles and bulletins and you have to be smoking crap to believe them. Some of these so called models? Must be self proclaimed because if they are I am miss america. Then you have the people who fake all kinds of things for attention. The gossips etc. This place is a psychologists dream. I think CherryTap put the FUN in dysfunctional! Theres a lot of good people here but for every good person I meet, I come upon a total nutter! Anyhow this is just meant as a warning to ya all. BE CAREFUL. People are not who they say they are, guard your hearts and if a story you are told is a bit off? Chances are they are lying. I will leave it at this for now... xoxox

Why Is It??
I was just in a MUMM, and it has led me to this question.. Why is it that many men ASSUME when they see a Big woman it is because she eats to much and doesnt excercise? Or vice versa for the women for that matter... Many overweight people are not overweight because they want to be, or because they eat too much.. for christ sake .. does no one take into consideration, medical? or family history? or childbirth? or age? It is a statistical fact that people over the age of 30-35 have a harder time losing weight. NOT because they dont try, but because their metabolisms slow.. Family history.. medical problems.. They yell obscenities and insults.. I think people with leprosy would be treated better than someone who is overweight. Yes, I am a BBW. I have never hid that fact.. do I care if someone doesnt like me? NO.. Ive come to understand that those that find fault with me often times have something they dont like about themselves.. What gets to me is these people th

War's Toll On Iraqis Put At 22,950 In '06
War's Toll on Iraqis Put at 22,950 in '06 08 Jan 2007 More than 17,000 Iraqi civilians and police officers died violently in the latter half of 2006, according to Iraqi Health Ministry statistics. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/07/AR2007010701359

Bomb Away !!!!! Pleaseeeeeee Ends @ Midnight Pst Tonight
MY SON IS IN A CONTEST"CUTEST KID" PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SUM LUV. COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED(HINT HINT) LOL.. WE APPRECIATE IT !! AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.JUST CLICK ON HIS PIC. CONTEST STARTED JAN.1,2007 AND WILL RUN UNTIL JANUARY 8,2007 @ MIDNIGHT PST . XOXOOXOXOXOXO

This Is Me
Im that guy you see in the science fiction section of the bookstore Im that guy whos hardcore, lookin at those around thinkin such a bore My pants maybe at the waistside but i don't get look down upon A dark song, a happy song, whatever the song its better then degradin today sociality My blackness is question on a daily bases by other black faces sometimes white faces But i laugh and smile and be on my way leavin them with notin to say I will always have a fist in the air for Black Power but without black unity there will be no black power As i look as the wall for an half an hour, i realized that i am just a unique black man that stands out for the world to see but hey This is me

Shiver
Shiver Lyrics Maroon 5 You build me up You knock me down Provoke a smile And make me frown You are the queen of run around You know it's true You chew me up And spit me out Enjoy the taste I leave in your mouth You look at me I look at you Neither of us know what to do There may not Be another way to your heart So I guess I'd better find a new way in I shiver when I hear your name I think about you but it's not the same I won't be satisfied til I'm under your skin Immobilized by the thought of you Paralyzed by the sight of you Hypnotized by the words you say Not true but I believe 'em anyway So come to bed It's getting late There's no more time for us to waste Remember how my body tastes You feel your heart begin to race There may not Be another way to your heart So I guess I'd better find a new way in I shiver when I hear your name I think about you but it's not the same I won't be satisfied til I'm under your skin You feel your heart

Imperial John Conyers
Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) has been licking his chops at the thought of the mischief he can undertake as chairman of the House Judiciary Committee - starting today, when his party assumes control of Congress. Indeed, he once was speaking openly of an impeachment drive against President Bush - until incoming Speaker Nancy Pelosi put the kibosh on it. But Conyers' credibility as the Democrats' moral watchdog was shredded by the dubious deal he just struck with the House Ethics Committee - which was made public late last Friday in a holiday-weekend bid to avoid publicity. After a probe lasting more than three years, the committee declared that Conyers has "accepted responsibility" for a series of House rules violations involving the use - and abuse - of his staffers. According to published reports, Conyers used several staffers as his personal servants - requiring them to babysit and tutor his children, chauffeur him to personal events, help his wife with her law-school class

Bell 4???
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night.¡± The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!" the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!" they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

My Memories, My Pain
When all seems to have gone wrong and my heart pains with memories you are here When clouds of darkness hate love and fear surround my thoughts you are here As my heart is hurt and the pain brings me to tears you are here When my memories past and present effect my heart in ways that I can not explain you are here This is what makes me who I am this is my memories my pain

Funny Thing I Got Them Wrong Too!
Funny thing I got them wrong too! See how you do! hahaha! 1st-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks an

Slipknot - Duality
SLIPKNOT LYRICS "Duality" I push my fingers into my eyes... It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache... But it's made of all the things I have to take... Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside... If the pain goes on... Aaaaaaaah! I have screamed until my veins collapsed I've waited as my time's elapsed Now, All I do is live with so much fate I've wished for this, I've bitched at that I've left behind this little fact: You cannot kill what you did not create I've gotta say what I've gotta say And then I swear I'll go away But I can't promise you'll enjoy the noise I guess I'll save the best for last My future seems like one big past You're left with me 'cause you left me no choice I push my fingers into my eyes It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache If the pain goes on, I'm not gonna make it! Put me back together Or separate the skin from bone Leave me all the Pieces, then you can leave me alone Tell me the reality is better th

Him - Wings Of A Butterfly
HIM LYRICS "Wings Of A Butterfly" Heaven ablaze in our eyes We're standing still in time The blood on our hands is the wine We offer as sacrifice [Chorus] Come on, and show them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul This endless mercy mile We're crawling side by side With hell freezing over in our eyes Gods kneel before our crime [Chorus] Come on lets show, them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) Don’t let go (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) For your soul [Chorus] Come on, and show them your love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul, my love Rip out the wings of a butterfly For your soul (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) Don’t let go (Rip out the wings of a butterfly) [x2] For your soul Music Video:WINGS OF A BUTTERFLY (by H.I.M.)Music

Weird Sex
Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150 Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.1 Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight. Foods that im

Mp3 Players
a month or so ago when i was home for R&R/leave i receaved a coby MP3 player for my birthday. i was realy excited because i had thought about getting an MP3 player for a while. they are a handy little toy to have aroundput one in the ear on long trips, or while at work, listen to them while at the gym, i would also like to listen to it while out on a run, but we cant have them in while out and about on base like that. i had it for a few weeks, when one day i got back to my room after work and saw that the screen was cracked, not the LCD, jut the glass/plastic cover over the screen, so not a huge deal. the rest of the thing kept working just fine. but, a few days, maybe a week later the things power button stoped working right for me. i know it was still working somewhat, because if i hooked it up to the computer it would regester that it was there, and turn on when i would unplug it from the computer, but than if i touched the play button (power/play/pause) it would instantly tur

Metaphysical Forecast For Jan.10th-16th
I would like to welcome you to another week of self-discovery and universal understanding. Your forecast this week on major transits begin on Friday when Venus, the planet of artistic expression, and personal relationships at 10º Aquarius will sextile Jupiter, the planet of growth and expansion at 10º Sagittarius. The energy expressed from this sextile of Venus with Jupiter will have you expanding your desire to love freely and abundantly. You will wake up this morning feeling joyous and full of life ready to share love with your friends and lovers. Today would be a great day to take off work, because you want feel much like working under todays influence. This is a good time to take that drive in the country with your lover. You are attracted to high-minded and worldly people today. If you make a new friendship or love relationship today; it will be beneficial for both individuals. Todays new relationship will bring out the best in you, and the both of you will achieve more personal g

Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

What Kind Of Lesbian Are You
You scored as The Sprightly Elfin Femme. Cute and irresistible, you inspire and foster the little kid in everyone. Also, you make the best cookies and cutest knit hats.The Sprightly Elfin Femme60%The Surprise! Dyke50%The Femme Fatale50%The Magic Earring Ken Dyke40%The Pretty-Boi Dyke40%The Quasi-Gothic Femme30%The Student Dyke30%The Bohemian Dyke30%The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke30%The Granola Dyke20%The Stud

More On The History Of Tattoo's(deeper Look Into Tattoos)
Tattoos The Ancient and Mysterious History Humans have marked their bodies with tattoos for thousands of years. These permanent designs—sometimes plain, sometimes elaborate, always personal—have served as amulets, status symbols, declarations of love, signs of religious beliefs, adornments and even forms of punishment. Joann Fletcher, research fellow in the department of archaeology at the University of York in Britain, describes the history of tattoos and their cultural significance to people around the world, from the famous " Iceman," a 5,200-year-old frozen mummy, to today’s Maori. What is the earliest evidence of tattoos? In terms of tattoos on actual bodies, the earliest known examples were for a long time Egyptian and were present on several female mummies dated to c. 2000 B.C. But following the more recent discovery of the Iceman from the area of the Italian-Austrian border in 1991 and his tattoo patterns, this date has been pushed back a further thousand years when h

My Blogging
Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant Garde You're a bit ... unusual. And so is your blog. You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head. Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock... even though that's not your intent. You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new designs and content. What's Your Blogging Personality?

Hurt
Confused Sad Hurt, and abused…. Confused Sad Hurt, and abused Blood filled cries, Scarred filled wrist Nothing left but my goodnight kiss You lied to me, Once again You left me alone, without a friend Confused Sad Hurt, and abused A drifting soul, a broken heart Nothing left of me, to rip apart Please don’t walk out that door Help me clean my blood off the floor Confused Sad Hurt, and abused A hating love, an empty mind Nothing left but hate and this knife I pierce the knife through my chest I lay there and bleed 4 my eternal rest Confused Sad Hurt, and abused Scar filled cries, Blood filled wrist Nothing left not even a kiss I ripped the knife through my soul Gave everything up, and paid my toll I was confused, sad, hurt, and abused

New Solar Powered Energy Source Idea
New Solar Powered Energy Source Idea Jan 9th, 2007, 10:22pm Teraform Desert Lands into parabolic shapes and coat the surfaces with reflective mylar films. The reflected light is then collected at the parabolic focus point and utilized to make electricity. You will need to erect towers and a moveable assembly because the focal point will change due to a changing angle of the sun. Terraforming the landscape is cheap to do and mylar is very inexpensive. In this system you only need one moving part, where with current solar power stations you have hundreds of expensive and small moving mirrors. * If someone does this please include me with a small piece of the action. Howard Scott Pearlman Check out this amazing web page .... Please CLICK Below CLICK HERE To Check Us Out Today " -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May We Choose As Standards Those Tha

Sands Of Time
You’re walking in the sands of time. Never knowing what you may find. Loosing life and ending love, Having friends that seem to fall. You will find in one life time, When things appear that do not last. Every thing you once knew, Seems to fade all to fast. So when you find your one true love, Hold on tight and you’ll get through, Don’t let go and they will stay, And hold your hand to lead the way.

Relationships
Having been in a couple relationships myself, I always pondered the question was it better to know all about the person you were dating or was it better to find out as time passed. My feelings up to this point is to not know too much about a person at first, that way you won't pre-judge them and you will get to form your own opinion about them. Well what is everyones else thoughts about this subject. Please comment and give your take of the subject.

Lmao
wat the fuck should i say i gots no ideas but im bored off my ass so i guess ill fill this screen wit sum shit so as i walk down the road to meet superman so we can rob spiderman house we want his web ride it starts to snow patroll chasing cars is wat my pixie n i played cards lass nite i ate sum cheese n crackers lmao hope u juss look at this shit n say wtf enjoy life all

Behind The Mask
Nothing is left for me now... I am a mere shell of what I used to be Loneliness, pain I remain here why...? I am bound by fate to you All my pain, my sadness, you understand it all too well I am here because of you... To be by your side no matter what To protect you at any cost Even at cost of my own life Masking how I truly feel about you You may just think of me as a friend But... I think of you as so much more You are someone worth giving up my life for You are the one who restored my faith in life again I always want to be there for you... To catch your tears, to share you laughter, to comfort you in any way I can Maybe, some day, I can tell you how I fell I just want to tell you that I love you

My Stupid Heart
My heart leaps up when I behold A rainbow in the sky: So was it when my life began; So is it now I am a man; So be it when I shall grow old, Or let me die! The Child is father of the Man; And I could wish my days to be Bound each to each by natural piety.

What Not To Say To A Naked Man
What NOT To Say To A Naked Man: 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.... 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. *giggle and point* 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. Only if you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other tale

The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both - Depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BothHow often do you like to have sex?: 2-3 Times A Day, More If Possible....Is sex a top priority for you?: I should say no, but I'm bein honest...so yea it isDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: YesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Who needs to be drunk?...LOLHow do you feel about one night stands?: I have been known to do it...How many one night stands have you had?: I cant count that highWhat's your favorite position?: On TopWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: Any Place n PublicDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Depends on the Mood and who I am withHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: Yes, but I prefer to make my own...LOLHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: variesDo you get off first or do they?: I doDo you like

A Study Of The Sedentary
i sit in abject terror monosyllabic fear a sense of unknowing a word of truth i know the answer yet stii i know the lie fear becons in the eyes of youth rose colored glass broke in bleeding retinas innocence is a bitch i remain not a poem just random thought

I Hate This Time Of Year!!!!
I posted this on myspace also...but I wanted to post it on here too ;) Yeah so I went to Walmart today and I was kinda shocked to see that they have all their Valentine's Day candy and cards and shit out already! Just another slap in the face for all of us single people.... I actually felt like those teddy bears and boxes of chocolate were staring and laughing at me...as If they knew everything about me...I got so depressed...I turned around and didn't even purchase what I went there for in the first place. I've been kinda bummed about it ever since. I know this year won't be any different...I will most likely be alone this year too, just like all the years in the past. I miss getting those silly candy grams in high school - even if they were just from my best friends, at least someone remembered me. I feel like I am a good person and that I have some good qualities to offer. Sure I've made some mistakes in my past, but that's life. You learn from your mistakes and you mov

Darkness
DARKNESS FALLS APON YOU LIKE OVER THE DAY..HAS BEEN SINCE YOU WERE A CHILD ..HOW COULD THEY BE SO CRUEL,TAKE YOUR FEELINGS.....MAKE YOU WATCH...YES OF COURSE YOU LIKE PAIN ,THIS IS YOUR LIFE...LET ME TOUCH YOU,JUST TOUCH YOU ONE TIME WHERE ITS NOT IN PAIN....TOUCH YOUR FACE,SO TENDER.....LOOK INTO THE DARKNESS FOR THE ONCE LIGHT AGAIN...

Ash Heart
Clouds of cold, dark depressant Roll over my loathsome state. Life has become boring suppressant To this romantic’s lost love relate. Agéd air dust, in my lungs, consume Encompassing sweet aroma Of passion’s addicting perfume As this Don Juan lies in coma. Warm, fast flowing red liquid Turns frigid blue, sluggish slop As salty tear drizzle invokes mud; Dried, hardened crust, from toe to top. Compassionate, loving heart Fades to solid, stone elect As companionships depart And stone, statue body erect. Mother Willow solemnly weeps As sapling statue slowly crumples. Father time unknowingly sleeps As rusted heart statue fumbles. Decayed and falling apart, This romantic's remains rise; From ill-beaten ash heart To ride wind’s sorrowful cries.

Control
if you had a chance to change the world with one voice you make a stand looking around you see the pains and the joys of everything you try and take it all in but every now and then you can't because you shouldn't go around all alone at times allow someone in let their light combine with yours together the view is much brighter and stronger its true that spending time alone is good for reflection or sharpening the sword as I call yes iron can sharper iron that is what we all need that special someone to help you along so now back to the vision which is placed before you looking ahead trying to battle the past and see the future but do take in only one day at a time. yes the past can be battle with knowning its power is gone if you see what lies ahead forgiveness is a key 1st to yourself then to others and realizing you don't always have control of everything that comes but you have a CHOICE of what you make it how

How To Treat A Lady
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking

How Horny Are You
You scored as Super Horny. You are extremly horny. A little too much for your own good. Don't let it take control of you, try to keep those hormones in check ;) Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Super Horny88%Very horny75%A little horny75%Normal Horny69%Not horny50%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Cannot Believe It ...
just bloody got caught speeding ......... bloody policceman sitting in a bus stop didnt see him till the last minute and he zapped me with those stupid ray gun things ...... doing 49 in a 40 .... pluh !!!!!!! 60 quid fine and 3 points on my license which is not good at all im so pissed i know i only have myself to blame but this week has been seriously pants !!!!! pluh pluh and triple pluh !!!

I Just Wanna Know ~ Taio Cruz
This Song Explains A LOT Right Now [Verse 1:] Baby Talk To Me What Is Going On 'Cuz Lately We Ain't Been Spendin' Time Alone Last Night When I Touched Your Hand You Didn't Wanna Hold Today No Kiss Goodbye Just Said You Had To Go [Chorus:] If You're Leavin Me Baby I Just Wanna Know I Just Wanna Know If You're Done With Me Baby I Just Wanna Know I Just Wanna Know I Just Wanna Know Yeah Yeah Yeahhhhhh [Verse 2:] Listen If You Have Something U Wanna Say Please Don't Don't Hold It Back It'll Come Out Someday I Am I'm Strong Enough To Mend My Broken Heart (Oh Yeah Yeah) If You Say That You And I Are Better Off Apart [Chorus:] If You're Leavin' Me Baby I Just Wanna Know I Just Wanna Know If You're Done With Me Baby I Just Wanna Know I Just Wanna Know I Just Wanna Know Strings [Bridge:] Yeah Yeah Oh Yeah Oh Yeaaahh I Just Wanna Know I Just Wanna Know [Chorus X2:] If You're Leavi

No Clue
Hello, I am new to this blog thing. I have no clue really what to say. Well if there are any nice women out there in Florida looking for a decent guy well then I am your man. Serious replies only. I live in west Orlando, I am single, white, 5'7 and I like many things, however drugs are a real downer. I like theme parks, good women, fun and funny women are a big help. Honesty is best. Want to know me well take a chance MEET ME!!!!!

Dear Doctor......
Dear Doctor, I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous and after being married for seven years, and having a child each year, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are absolutely useless. After getting married I was told to use the "Rhythm Method." Whilst trying the samba and the tango my wife fell pregnant, and I ruptured myself doing the Cha-cha. My doctor then suggested we use the safe period. At this time we were living with the in-laws and we had to wait three weeks for a safe period, when the house was empty. Needless to say this didn't work. A lady of several years experience informed us that if we made love while breast-feeding we would be alright. It's hardly tastes like Coors, but I finished up with clear skin, silky hair and another child on the way. Another old wives tale was if my wife jumped up and down after sex this would prevent pregnancy. After breast-feeding (from earlier), if my wife jumped up and down sh

~ Goodbye ~
So everyone knows it was no slick rick letting me go it was cause of rocketman L.O.D member got to be a baby and take comments on his pitbull contest and doesn't know how to give them back when asked to so i just think the L.O.D. family with the founder slick rick and rocketman are not fair people and slick rick did not let me go as he said i left. thank u maria

Hurrah
Not only has my student loan come in for the next semester, but I've just booked my ticket to Frankfurt for the summer! I feel accomplished and stuff! "Frankfurt?" you may ask. Why, yes. This summer I'm going to be spending a month abroad with other students at my university, touring Germany and Spain and performing at various opera galas. We're going to be doing "Madame Butterfly," "Tosca" and "Otello," along with various master classes and agent auditions, and I'm not sure yet exactly who's doing what but I'm at least going to be in the chorus of one of the shows. With a little luck, I can make a few friends in Germany and set a bit of groundwork for a future career in music. I'm a little excited, to put it mildly (EeeeeYAAH!), and now that my ticket's been purchased it's just a matter of learning the repertoire. And renewing my passport. And maybe investing in a new camera. And staying in practice...

Wanna Go Vote Again Today?
Hey Everyone! I know ya'll are going to be so happy when this contest is over for the best bj LOL...but if you are bored and want to go vote for me today (maybe during commercials between plays today?), then here ya go..here's the link. http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme/vote.pl Ya'll are the best! Thanks to your help, I'm at 229 votes (only 15 votes behind first place!). I'm so excited! Hope you have a great day today! XOXO, Aimeelynn

.screaming Infidelities..
.Screaming Infidelities.. I'm missing your bed, I never sleep Avoiding the spots where we'd have to speak & this bottle of beast is taking me home. I'm cuddling close to blankets and sheets You're not alone & you're not discreet. You make sure I know, who's taking you home. I'm reading your note over again. There is not a word that I comprehend, except when you signed it "I will love you always & forever" As for now I'm gonna hear the saddest songs, and sit alone and wonder, how you're making out, but as for me I wish that I was anywhere with anyone making out I'm missing your laugh, how did it break? And when did your eyes begin to look fake? I hope you're as happy as your pretending. I'm missing you bed, I never sleep. Avoiding the spots where we'd have to sleep. And this bottle of beast is taking me home. Your hair. It's everywhere. Screaming infidelities. Taking it's wear.

Bullshit
It's amazing how fucked up some people can be. I know I shouldn't hate anyone, and honest to god, i TRY to not hate people, but holy hell... I cannot believe the shit he pulls with me... Tonight, it was this sob story about how much he has tried to be a good husband, and how he was so sorry he failed at it... and how he wants us to try again and all this shit... I was like, ha ha fuck off... Well, he started in because i wouldn't clean the girl's room. Why the fuck should a 4 year old's room be cleaned? seriously... toys should be out, THEY PLAY in there.... So, anyways, nothing new, same bullshit... except he had the BALLS to start talking shit about my mom... I mean, come the fuck on, insult me all you want, but thats crossing the line... my mom was my world... she did everything in this world she could for me before she died... thats just heartless to pull that bullshit... Esp. because he KNOWS how i feel about that shit... I just can't keep doing this shit... day in an

Feelings
You’re standing across the room Yet miles away from me. Your touch - Your words They aren’t the same. Nothing is like it used to be. Little by little I can feel you drifting. Slowly tearing yourself Out of my grasp I just can’t hold on. I long for the past. When I knew - just KNEW How you felt. Now I’m not so sure. Do you still care? I need to know – Do you still love me?

Hooah!! Oo-rah!! Hoorah!!
It may take you two minutes to read this, You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. ______

Bless The Broken Road
Rascal Flatts - Bless The Broken Road Lyrics I set out on a narrow way many years ago Hoping I would find true love along the broken road But I got lost a time or two Wiped my brow and kept pushing through I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you Every long lost dream lead me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you I think about the years I spent just passing through I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you But you just smile and take my hand You've been there you understand It's all part of a grander plan that is coming true Every long lost dream lead me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road

Music - The Bandie Chapter 1
Music - the one thing in the universe that I can enjoy and no one can take that away. It is my biggest interest by far. I was the bandie from 3rd grade right through High School. My major instrument was clarinet, 9 years of private lessons. I was first chair through 2 years of high school. I was the band secretary and music librarian. I made sure everyone had their copies to memorize for marching band, that concert band everyone had their copies and the soloists knew their cues with coding on their's. I am class of 1979 so my first experience's of playing concerts was Simon and Garfunkel, Chicago, etc.........marching was a bit of fun. The football games, getting to perform in front of friends, alumni, it was pretty cool to me. We did Hogans Heroes with the cool drum thing going on. We did the jazzy steps to go with the sound. We participated in competitions in the New England area. I was very happy when with my fellow bandies they helped me to feel a part of somet

A Little Poem...
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! Pass this on to atleast 8 people and 1 back to me... If you get it back atleast 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast

Drama
Well, I have had a good day, except for the drama with my baby bro. And i wont even go into all of that... Dennis has been pretty civil today, kinda bitched some, which was annoying... but it's been nice around here today... And, i wanted to add how AWESOME my scott is!!! he is such a sweetheart... always leaving me messages and stuff.... and he is sooo incredibly sweet.... **sigh** if only he were closer.... he would SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO be all mine... but alas, he is 1300 miles away... and only my cherry boyfriend, makes me somewhat sad!!! since he doesn't wanna be my "real" boyfriend ;) lol j/k babe!!! gotta give ya hell!!! anyways, thats my day!

Martin Luther King Day
It's Martin Luther King day today. He's one of my heroes. My birthday often falls on Martin Luther king day. I sometimes wonder if that's partly the way I am today. It doesn't make much sense that it is a governent holiday. Why celebrate soemthing that your practices don't support? Even gov. jobs there are still dress codes, and human resources people who hire partly on the base of appearance. Not soley on race,or the color of someone's skin color, but is seems like about the same thing. It's still not the content of their character or anything, but they way they look. Forcing certain appearances on people has that tendency to add to people's predjudices against how people look. Sometimes against those looks that they try to stop people from having, and sometimes against the way the people look that try to force other people look a certain way. Make any sense?

Promise
PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL LOVE IN THE MORNING THAT WE'LL WATCH THE SUNRISE EACH AND EVERYDAY TELL ME THAT YOU'LL HOLD ME CLOSE TO YOU TONIGHT THAT YOU WON'T DECIDE TO RUN AWAY SOMEDAY PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL LOVE ME THE WAY I AM THAT I DON'T NEED TO BE ANYTHING BUT ME TELL ME THAT OUR LOVE WON'T FADE AWAY WITH TIME THAT OUR SPIRIT WILL ALWAYS BE UNIWUE AND FREE PROMISE ME THAT YOU'LL WHISPER IN MY EAR SOFT WORDS TO MAKETHINGS BETTER IF I CRY YOU'LL HOLD MY HAND WHEN WORDS ARE HARD TO FIND, AS WE BID OUR LOVE ONES A SAD GOOD-BYE PROMISES CAN'T KEEP AWAY THE UNEXPECTED THEY CAN'T KEEP OUR LOVE STRONG AND NEW BUT THEY CAN HELP US BUILD A LIFE TOGETHER, THEY FORM A BOND BETWEEN MT HEART AND YOU!!

Valentine
if there were no words no way to speak i would still hear you if there were no tears no way to feel inside i'd still feel for you and even if the sun refused to shine even if romance ran out of rhyme you wuld still have my heart until the end of time you're all i need, my love, my Valentine. all of my life i have been waiting for all you give to me you've opened my eyes and shown me how to love unselfishly i've dreamed of this a thousand times before in my dreams i couldn't love you more i will give you my heart until the end of time you're all i need, my love, my Valentine and even if the sun refused to shine even if romance ran out of rhyme you would still have my heart until the end of time 'cause all i need is you, my Valentine you're all i need, my love, my Valentine

"exquisite" 7_27_05
Last night Master called saying he was on his way home and expected to find his submissive pleasing. I asked what he meant and he told me to do something, anything he would find pleasing as a Master. So I rushed to gather my big square pillows we bought for me to kneel on and arranged them on the floor before Master’s chair. I got my toy box out and a clean wet cloth to wipe them down with. I already had my collar on so I got the leash and brought it to the living room also. Knowing many stories talk about the slave being wet with anticipation I played with my pussy and them rubbed glittering flavored oil onto it so Master would see I desired to please him.I undressed and knelt on my pillows as Master’s car pulled into the driveway. I couldn’t help but fidget a little in anticipation as I heard Master’s key turn the lock. Master walked in and though I knew better I glanced up at him. I knew I was supposed kneel with my hands on my knees and my head straight and my eyes cast down demure

"wonderful" 7_28_05
All day I was haunted by the memories of the night before. My pussy would frequently grow wet with the thought of my Master’s gentle commands, sure hands, and loving embraces. So turned on by the thoughts I eventually had to seek sweet release on my own. But instead of quenching my thirst it just made me want more. Master arrived home rather early for him and called me into he bedroom to attend him. I undressed him and dutifully sucked and kissed his cock. The faint smell of his sweat filled my nose as I slid the full length of his cock into my hot mouth. Master, apparently had also been haunted by the memories of our passion the night before. He pulled me to my feet and bent me over the foot of our bed. He thrust his hard cock into my wet pussy. I moaned as I listened to the faint sounds coming from the living room knowing the luxury of spontaneous sex was usually short lived. Before either of us could find release we were interrupted. We would have to continue this later but the dela

Hi Everyone
Well doing good just really freaken cold out today... i mean really. i cannot believe how cold it is. My day is going good so far. i am on auto drive right now, up to early and want to go back to bed but can't hehe..... what a day!

Hey Hey
I thought I would do some writing in here, well let's see I'm new to this site and so far I think it's pretty awesome, I wish I would have joined when I first heard of this site from someone on bolt2. I wonder what things you can do on here I guess i'll just have to find out but first maybe it would be a good idea if I filled out my profile so that others to have a reason to get to know me, well i'm off to to go finish my profile, laters.

M
1. Are you a hedonist? no 2. When was the last time you wore a shower cap? never 3. Are you studying for the SAT? If not, have you taken it already? no, yes 4. Do you shop at Nordstroms? no 5. Have you seen Freedom Writers? Rate the movie out of a 10: nope 6. Do you know anybody who works the graveyard shift? no 7. Do you find cowlicks on guys to be cute or nerdy? cute 8. Have you ever seen your father nude before? no, thank God 9. Do you like Cap'n Crunch cereal? yes 10. Do you think the questions in surveys could pertain to the survey maker's life in some way? yes 12. What's your favourite show on PBSkids? none 13. Have you ever confused the words "incest" and "incense"? no. 14. Which of your friends has the most annoying voice? Laugh? Alison 15. Do you say mean stuff to your closest friends in a jokingly manner? Don't you hate it when they take it seriously? Yes, yes. 16. Do your folks tolerate foul language in your household? Yeah, but I get a scowl. 17. Did you watc

Those Special Footprints
THERE'S FOOTPRINTS LEFT UPON MY HEART FROM PEOPLE I HAVE METEM THE ONE'S WHO'VE TOUCHED ME INA WAY THAT UI WILL NOT FROGET A GENTLE WORD, KINDNESS SHOWN SOME LAUGHTER WE HAVE SHARED.... SPECISL PLACES WE HAVE BEEN: THESE FOOTPRINTS TAKE ME THERE. SO WHEN I'M FEELING LOST AND BLUE AS SOMETIME I MIGHT BE......... THEN I'LL REACH SOFTLY TOWARD MY HEART, WHERE FOOTPRINTS COMFORT ME.

The First Small Step
I took the first small step. I ate something for breakfast. Granted I stared at it for quite awhile, but I actually did eat it and not throw it away. I also remembered to take all my vitamins. Tomorrow I am going to see my doctor and let them know about the disorder.

Jealousy
A BATTERER WILL SAY THAT HIS JEALOUSY IS A SIGN OF LOVE. IN REALITY, JEALOUSY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOVE. IT IS A SIGN OF INSECURITY AND POSSESSIVENESS. A BATTERER MAY QUESTION THE WOMAN ABOUT WHO SHE TALKS TO, ACCUSE HER OF FLIRTING, OR BE JEALOUS OF THE TIME SHE SPENDS WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS, OR CHILDREN. AS JEALOUSY PROGRESSES, HE MAY CALL HER FREQUENTLY DURING THE DAY OR DROP BY UNEXPECTTEDLY AT HER HOME OR OFFICE. HE MAY REFUSE TO LET HER WORK FOR FEAR SHE WILL MEET SOMEONE, AND HE MAY EVEN GO AS FAR AS TO CHECK HER CAR MILEAGE OR ASK FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS TO WATCH HER.

Aries
Aries - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You're quite the charmer. You've got the wit and attitude to attract almost anyone you meet. Out spoken and honest, any date knows how they stand with you. Fearless, independent, and willing to try anything twice - your dates should expect the unexpected. Your negative traits: You tend to be vain, and you expect your partner to feed that vanity often with complements. Hot tempered and impulsive, you've occasionally ended things ... only to regret it later. You're obsessed with being the best, most loved girlfriend or boyfriend your sweetie's ever had. Your ideal partner: A risk taking, free spirit like yourself - who can keep up with your latest wild child antics. Someone stylish, attractive, and fit... who can keep you attracted for months. Is hard to get - and lets you pursue things. You prefer to be the chaser, not the one being chased. Your dating style: Wild, unpredictable, fun, and daring. Your id

A Game....get At Least 10 And I'll Buy You A Gift
Rules: Open a music player Go to 'all music' Hit shuffle Find photos of the first 15 artists / bands that come up. (no repeats) Have people guess who the artists / bands are. Answers provided as you guess. 1] 2] 3] 4] 5] 6] 7] lol 8] 9] 10] 11] 12] 13] 14]

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?
Your Birth Month is August Ambitious and strong, you find it easy to be successful. You are brave and stubborn. No one's going to set your limits! Your soul reflects: Strength, character, and devotion Your gemstone: Peridot Your flower: Poppy Your colors: Orange, red, and light green What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Catholic Gasoline
CATHOLIC GASOLINE Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a filling station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."

Do You Remember?
President Bush knew before the war against terrorism even began his biggest battle would be with apathetic Americans… Those who would forget the attack of 911 and again become complacent in their day to day lives and start believing the lies of the main stream media like CNN and ABC and CBS etc… Just like in Vietnam the liberal Democrats are fighting against us via the news outlets…. They know how stupid in general the American people are… My favorite stupid thought of Democrats – there was no Al-Qaeda in Iraq!! Oh yeah – where do you think they were training how to hijack jet liners?? How about all the letters back and forth from our buddy Osama to the new dead guy in Iraq?? No connection??? Give me a break… Plus how about Saddam paying 20,000.00 for terrorists who blew themselves up??? One other thing I can not understand about Democrats… Where would you rather have our soldiers kill the Muslim Terrorists? Iraq or Detroit??? I prefer Iraq – Detroit is a tad to c

Faith
Truth, Hope, and Love Faith, Devotion, and Reverence For my Divine creator above The Faith I have, is the Faith I'll keep Until Im called to rest in my sleep The trust I put in the one I love Is who I will be with The One above!

Part 2 *adult*
She already was incredible excited.. but now her heart was bumping like never before.. her eyes got wide and she smiled all over her face. She just thought bout opening her mouth to say something.. when he said "Hi.. i hope i didn't disturb you". What the hell was he thinking? Yes he did! But she didn't mind.. must have been kinda obvious.. but he prolly just was humble and polite. "Hi... no.. it s fine." she noticed how pleased her voice sounded.. and she was really hoping for more.. much more. His hand was still resting in her thong, slowly moving around.. she waited a bit.. then she went down with her hands.. that jeans needed to go off now.. this would interrupt him.. but she had no doubt he would soon be back at it in one way or the other. he took his hands out while she got out of her jeans... and helped her.. she didn't want to sit up on bed to do this.. so this was kinda helpful. his hands where pulling the jeans down her legs and over her feet.. no rush.. just intense movem

A Blonde Joke
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. 'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" asks the Officer... I hope you're ready for this one? ~ ~ ~ ~ "Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied. "

26 Things I Want To Know About You And What You Will Find Out About Me
I want to know 26 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with. JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. (male/female answer accordingly) 1. Can you cook? Yes I can. 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? Pace around a lot and hope I don't have to pee. 3. What talent do you wish you had? To attract any woman I wanted. 4. Favorite place? Anywhere it's warm 5. Favorite vegetable? Green beans 6. What was the last book you read? Eats, Shoots and Leaves 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? Clean 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Have a tattoo, it's an Egyptian Ankh 9. Worst Habit? Biting my nails HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of MySpace? Yeah I would say I know myself 2. What's your philosophy on life?

More Of My Graphics
I'm finally ready to share my stupid graphics with world I made this one based on one of my favorite songs called Somwhere by Within Temptation What can I say... I was bored lol To smart people you would be able to connect the dots but your supposed to know that the last word is heart... because of the big heart to the left of the words lol but if you couldn't now you know Pretty self explanatory lol, just messing around... i did however make this background all by myself hehe I've actually got two of these, one in each color... not sure which is better... ill go ahead and put it below so you can tell me which one you like better This was made based on one of my favorite Hellogoodbye songs called Here (In Your Arms) I just love this song and I HAD to make a graphic with it :)

A Life Not Forgotten
THIS IS A POEM I CHOOSE TO WRITE IN MEMORY OF THE LOVED ONES I HAVE LOST OVER THE LAST YEAR. I HOPE THEY ARE LOOKING DOWN AND SEE HOW VERY MUCH I MISS THEM AND HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE I TRY TO LIVE FOR THEM EVERYDAY! We feel a pain, our bodies misplaced, The life they lived the one‘s they touched The body aches, it feels displaced, Seeking comfort, in the memories clutched. A part of life, we all go through, A body we knew, but now is missed, Their life is here, because memories are too, In the rain, and the snow and the early mist. We know in our heart, we must move on, For the life we loved, and miss so much, Would want us strong, to not be alone, To share our life, for the lives we touch.

You Know You Drink Too Much When...
~Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. ~The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. ~The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar ~When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? ~You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. ~You have a "happy hour" at home ~When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? ~You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land ~Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car ~"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." ~Your favorite drink is ethanol. ~"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" ~"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. ~*hic* Pash me another, tarbender." ~You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. ~You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in

..more Funny Jokes....
A businessman is driving thru the backwoods of Arkansas, and is kinda lost. He sees a hillbilly walking along the road, and pulls over to ask him for directions. "What's the quickest way to Little Rock?" "Are you walking or driving?"asks the hillbilly. "Driving," says the businessman. "Yup," says the hillbilly. "Definitely the quickest way." ~ A redneck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The redneck is suitably impressed, and buys it. The next day he brings it back and says, "This chain saw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took all damn day!" The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what's wrong, and the puzzled redneck says, "Heck, what's that noise?" ~ "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so. Getting over a break-up doesn't take long. Easy come, easy go. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Your Birthdate: August 14 People wouldn't take you for a passionate person - and that's where they'd be wrong. You can develop deep emotions quickly, and you're the type most likely to move in with someone after a few dates. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 6 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 3 You are most compatible with people born on the 5th, 14th, and 23rd of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Interlude
She shruged. Did she just dream that all? And if, why did she ever have to wake up? She got of her bed, the sheets were dripping wet. She would have to change the. She noticed her clothings were all over the place. She just wanted to get up when she moved her head over to her bed table. The scond condom package was still there. The smile was back on her face immediately. Now she knew what to do. She really had to teach that guy something. Her phone rang. It was her boyfriend. "hey girl. i am sorry. i cant come over tonight, i have to help my friend with his car. Please dont be mad at me." She knew he was telling her lies. He was meeting her so called best friend Stacey. He would be fucking her. Once again. She knew that was going on for a while. "Oh, well dear, have fun with Stacey. And come over here one of the next days to pick up all your stuff. Maybe Stacey has some room for it?" Her voice was calm, she wasn't really mad. She had been in the past. Now she wondered why. She gues

Part 6
He was standing in the shower and while the water ran down his body he began to think.. bout that girl.. he had been thinking a lot bout here since he first saw her. She seemed to be quite unhappy and unsure. She wasn't one of that Paris Hilton or Britney Spears alike girls.. but she had a beauty of her own.. a charisma shining from within through it all. The look in her eyes every time she saw him.. Was it right that he did what he did the other day? She has a boyfriend yeah.. but that guy is cheating on her.. saw him in a club messing with another girl in a very obvious way. But still.. doing what he did.. wasn't that gone to far? But.. she really enjoyed it.. that look on her face when she discovered it was him... and she dragged him further into it.. she did not push him away.. he didn't force it on her.. so why did he go.. why did he get that scared when it was over? It was so great.. and it seemed like she thought the same.. he should have stayed--- talk to her... but what would

Perfect Timming
A misty sunrise fills the east With yellow, gold and red. The bowl of space a palest blue, Sheds light upon our bed. The warmth beside my soul, a feast Of love for only you. So let the birds, with song, remain Within the morning hours, To pour upon the crisp, new day A hope, like cleansing showers. For you I send refreshing rain To wash the past away. A quiet breeze so warm and slow, Has drifted ‘cross my face. It brings the scents from flower climbs, And leaves without a trace. It stirred this battered heart, you know, To love this perfect time. Like whispers lost at sea, we soar Beyond the sky of fire. Together. Lost together, free To claim our each desire. Like leaves we float to earth, once more To close our eyes and be.

In History,poet
The first black poet in the United States to be published was Phyllis Wheatley (1753-1784). Born in Senegal, Africa, around 1753, she was transported to Boston in 1761 to be sold on the slave market. John Wheatley, a tailor from Boston, purchased her as a child to serve his wife. Soon Wheatley was accepted as a member of the family and Mary Wheatley, John's daughter, was made her personal tutor. She learned English with remarkable speed and although she never attended a formal school, also learned Greek and Latin. At the age of 13 Wheatley began writing poetry. Her first published poem "On Messrs. Hussey and Coffin" appeared in the Newport Mercury in 1767. In the following years, a number of poems appeared in various publications in and around Boston. The publication of a poem on the death of the evangelical preacher George Whitefield in 1770 made Wheatley a sensation. As a result Countess Selina of Huntingdon, a close friend of Whitefield, invited Wheatley to England and assi

Trust Again
Trust Again Why doubt now? . . . when in the past your trust has been your strength. Why doubt now? . . . if you believe love will prevail at length. Why doubt now? . . . new promises, new hopes will be in vain, When doubting still, you cannot see the love that's there, so plain. Face the future smiling, weepers never win, Make up your mind to trust anew, forget about past sin. Forget the hurt, Forget the pain, Remember love, and love again!

Little Johnny Too Smart For 1st Grade
Too Smart for 1st Grade A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Little Johnny what is your problem?" Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Little Johnny: "9" Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Little Johnny: "36" And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grader should k

Sexual Feelings
Sexual Feelings © Blue Wolf Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing

Poem 3
April, April, Laugh thy girlish laughter; Then, the moment after, Weep thy girlish tears! April, that mine ears like a lover greetest, If I tell thee, sweetest, All my hopes and fears, April, April, Laugh thy golden laughter, But, the moment after, Weep thy golden tears!

Imbolc Ritual
Imbolc Ritual Adapted from Edain McCoy's The Sabbats Cleanse and cast the circle. Then call the elements in the manner with which you are most comfortable. We used the corner callings from Spiral Dance, by Starhawk. The high priestess takes the chalice from the alter and holds it up to the sky. HPS: Blessed Lady Goddess, we humbly ask your presence at our circle tonight as we honor you at this season. Coveners: Blessed be the Lady. The high priest takes the athame from the altar and holds it up to the sky. HP: Blessed Lord God, we humbly ask your presence at our circle tonight as we honor you at this season. Coveners: Blessed be the Lord. The Virgin Goddess leaves the circle. She comes to the edge of the circle with her candle wheel in her hands. She should stand at the West quarter (the doorway to the Land of the Dead). The high priestess will cut a doorway in the circle and allow the Goddess to enter. Everyone should greet her in their own way (verbal, motion

Could I Have This Dance
Could I have this dance I probably might have asked you If my shirt wasn't all wet from perspiration I figured you would notice it and then clown on me for it Plus you know my palms where extra sweaty What girl wants to dance with a guy with sweaty palms? Do you even want to dance? Are you content to sitting? I fucking hate to dance but I want be near you That sounds corny I wouldn't dance with me if I where you Why didn't you know my hearts yearning? Why couldn't you see? Now you are dancing with an even sweatier guy that isn't me Your partner is another and my situation the pits !

This Brain Taste Funny(zombie Loving Pt.!)
ZOMBIE LOVING Please don't move I Don't want you To see I'm crying I feel like dying And soon Oh so soon So will you………. THE ONLY WAY I WANNA SEE YOU IS FACE DOWN COVERED IN BLOOD LIKE A BANANA I WANNA PEEL YOU FLESH CARVE FUNNY CHARACTER IN YOUR CHEST THEN I 'LL GO FEED THE PIGS WITH THE REST, SO I DON'T SEE YOU, I WILL. i'LL TURN MY FACE TO THE GROUND THAT WHERE I'M GOING NOW AND WHEN I'M COVERED IN DIRT THE ONLY TRUE CONnECTION WITH THIS EARTH FROM HERE I'LL CRAWL INto YOUR HEAD AND REBIRTH YOU AS ONE OF THE UNDEAD It'll be like we just met You won't remember all that shit I said And we will be together for all time. And now that Our love has Found its strength In suffering and murdering Here's a tissue my dear There's a little brain On your face..

The Demise Of The Tough Guy Gang
"Doesn't he look so pretty in that pink shirt." is what they said if only they could have know the truth. "Hey, guys let's go be some tought guys,let's go be some jerks." They should have thought twice, cause now they are all dead. One got this bat to the face repeatedly until his nice clean white tee was saturated with the blood that once flowed through his tough guy veins A brick to the face will usually change anybody disposition "How does that brick taste, tough guy?" i had to taunt a little, they did ask for it. Suffocation is the key cause i would hate to get any of this fat lards blood all over me now tough guy what are you gonna do when the kid you try to pick on picks back on you One of the pricks tried to get away but me and my buddy convinced him to stay, and my buddy goes by the name Mr. AK. Only thing you gotta remember if your gonna be a memeber of a gang of rowdy Tough guys is to make sure the toughness is legit cause you life might end

Make Your Own Witch Balls
Witch Balls Items needed: Clear Glass Balls (Christmas ornaments) Reflective Silver Paint Red or Black String Protection Herbs A Nice Ribbon Glue Before I tell you how to make a Witch ball, perhaps I should tell you what there are, and give you a little history behind them. Witch balls have been used since the Middle-Ages, and are still being used by modern Witches.They are little reflective balls with a "web" of string inside that are hung in windows to catch negative energies and bad spirits. (But the irony is that in the Middle Ages, they were also used to ward off Witches!!) It's said that the malevolent spirit or energy was very attracted to the beauty of the ball, and once near it, was sucked inside and trapped by the string, never to escape. So a Witch Ball, is a form of protection, and very useful to have in your home. Ok..now onto the instructions. The first step is to cover your work area with old newspaper so you don't get paint everywhere. The next step is

Lips Of An Angel
THAT SONG LIPS OF AN ANGEL IS A GOOD SONG IN SOME RELATIONSHIPS IT IS SO TRUE. IT FITS MY LIFE SO WELL. I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR 2 YRS RECENTLY ENDED DUE TO WORDS AND ANOTHER. ANTONIO SAID HE NEVER WANTED TO SEE ME AGAIN. TO DAY IS A VERY WONDERFUL DAY INDEED. HE AND I TALKED FOR A BIT AND HE WANTS ME BACK IN HIS LIFE. HE HAS MISSED ME AS I HIM. I ALMOST LOST HIM FOR GOOD. I AM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE THIS CHANCE WITH HIM AGAIN WHAT EVER IT MAY BE. HE IS EVERYTHING TO ME. HE IS THE AIR THAT I BREATHE. I HAVE BEEN SO NUMB WITH OUT HIM IN MY LIFE. HE IN ALL A SENSE IS MY ANGEL. HE SAVED ME FROM A DARK AND DREARY PLACE I WAS AT IN MY LIFE 2 YRS AGO. HE BROUGHT LIGHT AND LOVE TO MY LIFE. EACH AND EVERY DAY HE WOULD SIGN ON AND SAY THOSE THREE WORDS I LOVE U MADE MY HEART SWELL. FOR THE LONGEST TIME I WOULDNT LET HIM KISS ME FOR I KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I HAD. IT WOULD BE THE END OF A FRIENDSHIP AND THE BEGINNG OF SOMETHING SO SWEET AND PURE BUT I DID EVENTUALLY KISS HIM

I'm All Yours
We were relaxing on this beautiful shore. Fleecy white clouds in a golden sky. The beach was deserted, not a soul in sight. We were finally alone, just you and I. We had so many things to talk about. You were gone for such a long time. How much I missed you, you'll never know. Now and forever you'll be mine. Slowly you eased me down on our blanket. I could feel my eager heart race. Gentle fingers touched my lips, Then tenderly caressed my face. Then I felt your lips on mine. So slowy we started kissing. Finally those eager lips of yours, Made up for what they'd been missing. I felt them on my breasts and everywhere. The restrictions had been hastily undone. The passion was so overwhelming, As my love and again, became one. The memory of this day is forever, Even tho' we may again be apart. I promise you, darling, forever You will always have my heart.

Passion,moonlight
Clouds blanketing it's rays Overshadowing, yet alluring In and out of view The sparkle in her eyes Reflecting the rays As they come and go In perfect harmony With the ever-present movement of the clouds She softly touches her lover's lips As a sly smile appears Barely perceptible In the sweet solitude of the night Her lover's soft gaze Melts her heart Allowing her love to escape Into the darkness of the moonlit night ~

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I Am The Infantry!!
I am the Infantry! By LTC Stephen H. White, assisted by Col Francis X. Bradley and SP4 Howard Webber. I am the Infantry--Queen of Battle! For two centuries I have kept our Nation safe, Purchasing freedom with my blood. To tyrants, I am the day of reckoning; to the suppressed, the hope for the future. Where the fighting is thick, there am I… I am the Infantry! FOLLOW ME! I was there from the beginning, meeting the enemy face to face, will to will. My bleeding feet stained the snow at Valley Forge; my frozen hands pulled Washington across the Delaware. At Yorktown, the sunlight glinted from the sword and I, begrimed… Saw a Nation born. Hardship…And glory I have known. At New Orleans, I fought beyond the hostile hour, showed the fury of my long rifle… and came of age. I am the Infantry! FOLLOW ME! Westward I pushed with wagon trains… moved an empire across the plains… extended freedom's borders and tamed the wild frontier. I a

What Kind Of Person Are You
You scored as Nice. Your nice. Please rate my quiz!Nice100%Fun88%Outgoing63%Immature50%Shy31%Dramatic13%mean0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

Siberia Antics 3
During my most recent stay in Russia I also had the pleasure of sleeping in a trailer on one occasion. Unfortunately the company I was in proved determined to not only infurate but also embarass me in one simple action. After a long night clubbing I, my partner and a member of my family attempted to stagger back to my mother's home only to discover we had infact lost our key. Not wanting to wake everyone up we decided to sleep in the trailer she keeps in her drive way. As the first person in to the trailer I instantly claimed the bed. My partner got the couch while unfrtounately my cousin was left with the hammock which was little more then a pitiful think piece of fabric with two poles that fit in to two slots in the wall. We were all fine until half way through the night my cousin rolled over causing the hammock to collapse and sending him careering at high speed across trailer towards me. The sudden shift in weight distribution then caused the trailer to perform what can only be des

Okay, So Some People Are Assholes.....wtf
Okay, so I dunno WHY, but this person decided to rate me with a bunch of ones and then guessed that I wouldn't find out it was them (hello!! pretty easy to find out....) and then blocked me... I don't even know who this is, maybe someone is hating for someone else who I blocked?? I don't know who they are, dunno the reason for the ones on all my pics, but hey, just for a heads up you might want to block them because who knows if its just random hate-rating: BUMPER WORKER@ CherryTAP Please repost! Thanks! Love my cherries! ~Playmate~

Sensations Of You
Sensations of you As it wraps around each curve I feel the warmth hit every nerve Tingles up and down my spine Memories bring sensations everytime Bodies pressed way to close I will remember you when the wind blows

Throne Of Dirt
My world is a cold one, full of half trues, half passions, and half the carbs. I woke one day to find myself in a realm of self doubt and creative decay, moral cavities, and the infinite lack of an upright spine after the weight of love had powdered my vertebrae. I don't know how long its been, there is no light here, there is no sound, only biting insanity and silent screams. Ocassionally I'm asked to brave the bullshit, to dig out of my hole, bite through my chains ... or my arms whichever gives first, and I'm clad with a chip on my shoulder, a sardonic wit and a rapier tongue but it offers as much protection as a loincloth and gladius against a ravenous pride of lions. The colleseum demands blood. My blood. My failure. And I live to dissapoint. You rabble may boo me, may fling your refuse and demand my execution, but admit it You All Love To Hate Me. And when I finally fall to the hail of arrows, the back-knife, or the crushing despair- The moment will be that

Two Garbage Bags
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." "Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast now," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs on St. Pat's Ball Park. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes and right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingy through the bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes'!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well," says the litt

Good Ol' Rebel
Oh, I'm a good old Rebel, now that's just what I am, For this "Fair Land of Freedom" I do not give a damn! I'm glad I fit against it, I only wish we'd won, And I don't want no pardon for anything I done. I hates the Constitution, this Great Republic, too, I hates the Freedman's Buro in uniforms of blue, I hates the nasty eagle with all his brag and fuss, The lying, thieving Yankees, I hates 'em wuss and wuss! I hates the Yankee nation and everything they do, I hates the Declaration of Independence, too, I hates the "Glorious Union" , 'tis dripping with our blood, I hates their striped banner, I fit it all I could. I followed old Marse Robert for four years, near about, Got wounded in three places, and starved at P'int Lookout; I cotched the "roomatism" a'campin' in the snow, But I killed a chance o' Yankees, and I'd like to kill some mo'. Three hundred thousand Yankees is stiff in Southern dust! We got three hundred thousand before they conquered us. They died

The Top 4
Top Four Adult Jokes Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place: One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle

Pres
the rumble in the jungle I happened to pick up this morning's newspaper. Our local Dominion Post had an article about local residents "weighing in on Hilary for Pres" and Bessie Murray, 53, of Morgantown isn't sure that a woman should be president. A job like president is more suited for a man, she said. "She'll never make it," Murray said. "Women are a lot more kind-hearted then men. When it comes to something like president, a woman shouldn't be there." Looking at snowplow drivers as they toil to make roads safe, Murray said, "Do you think Clinton would go out there in the snow like that? There are a lot of things woman can't do" I'll just go ahead and let that sink in.

If I Let You Hit It....???
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 19. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? take the challenge

I Want A Guy To Make Me Sigh....... :(
Must Be Doin' Something Right Billy Currington A woman is a mystery A man just can't understand Sometimes all it takes to please her Is the touch of your hand N' Other times you got to take it slow And hold her all night long Heaven knows there's so many ways A man can go wrong Must be doin' somethin' right I just heard ya sigh N' Lean into my kiss And close those deep blue need to eyes Don't know what I did To earn a love like this But baby I must be doin' somethin' right Anywhere you wanna go Baby show me the way I'm open to suggestions Mmm whatever you say Tonight's about givin' you what you want Whatever it takes Girl I hope I'm on the right road Judgin by the smile on your face Must be doin' somethin' right I just heard ya sigh N' Lean into my kiss And close those deep blue need to eyes Don't know what I did To earn a love like this But baby I must be doin' somethin' right Ohhh Baby Don't know what I did To earn a love like this

Untitled
What would I care if you live or die, I told you the truth, instead you fed me lies. I could say its fine, lie and deny but I'd rather feal pain then nothing at all. Maybe nothings enough and I'm running blind, but as you don't care, thats all to get from me. You made your decision, and got the same from me, call it insanity or sickness but these stitches have healed. Rip them from me, in my mind, see what I see, truth is revealed but the world makes no promises.

This Is To All My Friends With Love
To see you sad and broken down Tears streaming down on you Falling stars that I want to catch Put them to the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen And make them shine again My love, give me your sad lips And I'll make them happy so you can smile again Take my arms and use them as wings And fly again with all your heart Don't you know you gave me heaven? I don't need to look up in the skies anymore Holding you feels like I'm already there I'm so happy, I can't stop crying I'm gonna miss you so bad if you leave Don't you cry anymore my love I'm with you now... Sunrise and sunset Night and dawn As one Sharing the same cold Soaring the same wind Burning the same fire Warm in each others hands Together up high

Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit, which he fed to the dog. A busy body who had been watching ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!". The blind man retorted, "I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find which end is his mouth so that I can kick him in the ass".

My Mom...
Saturday my mom finally a diagnosis of what has been an on-going problem for almost a year. She's been chronically tired, flu like symptoms at times, arthritis flares and rashes. She's had test after test and no doctor seemed to be able to figure out what was going on with her. Luckily the doctor she's been seeing has been leaning towards a Lupus diagnosis. Initial blood tests showed 11 high marks out of 14, but you need to have all 14 for a true diagnosis. She developed rashes on her back that she says look like raw meat. The doctor biopsied those rashes and the results arrived on Saturday. She has Systemic Lupus. She is relieved and concerned with the diagnosis. Relief in that the doctor can now treat her symptoms and concern that my brother or I could eventually develop Lupus. It runs on both sides of my family. Maternal - my mom & possibly my grandmother, but she was never diagnosed & is deceased now. And paternal - my dad's Aunt had Lupus. I got the following information at

Good Lord Already......
So I want5ed to take this time to say thank you to everyone who has been offering me much love and support the past few weeks! They have been immensely difficult waiting on Emma to get here and everyone has been so understanding and helpful. I've really been blessed with some of the best friends a girl could ever desire to have and I love each and every single one of you in a unique way!! As soon as my bundle has arrived, notice and pictures will go out so keep checking back over the next few weeks. She is due in a week from today but I have a feeling she is going to be just as stubborn as her momma...lol!! Hugs and Kisses to everyone!! :) Me

Ink Blot Test
According to our experts, your personality type is : Buddhist Monk Other people like you display these traits. They listen to Brittany Spears They are trekkies They eat snails They are gas station attendents Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

Soul Of Lies
THERE IS SOMETHING INSIDE THAT EATS AT ME THE LIES IVE TOLD TO YOU CANT BE ERASED THEY FILL MY BLACK HEART WITH ANGUISH ESPECIALLY WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE I LOOK MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND DONT SEE A MAN I SEE A SOUL THAT HAS LOST ITS PLACE ONE THAT HAS WRONGED MORE THAN ONCE THAT IS FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT BITTER HATE WHEN YOU SAY YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME FOR EVER I FEEL THE PAIN IVE CAUSED CLOUD MY MIND THEN I SAY I WANT TO BE WITH YOU TOO THE FEAR OF TELLING YOU THE TRUITH MAKES ME BLIND I WILL NEVER FEEL COMPLETE AGAIN WITHOUT YOU THAT I AM AFRAID TO HAVE NO ONE AND I WONT EVER FORGIVE MYSELF UNTILL YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE....

Doggie Contest Updates Ends The 26th
~~ Okay Time For Animals ~ I'm having a DOG Contest " The Best Dog On CT " send me your dog pics to my inbox and i will add him or her 1st Doggie...... with 2160 comments 2nd Doggie...... with 653 comments 3rd Doggie...... with 300 comments 4th Doggie...... with 123 comments 5th Doggie...... with 123 comments 6th Doggie is...... with 75 comments 7th Doggie is...... with 23 comments 8th Doggie is...... with 11 comments 9th Doggie is...... with 2 comments 10 th Doggie is...... with 2 comments 11th Doggie is...... with 1 comments I will do the ...... comments + rates = total for the contest Contest will open on 1/22 thur 1/29 So get your pics ready Big Pimping Prizes awaits And please remember

Taxes......
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers. If he cries, Then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas. Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more. Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod In Which he's laid. Put these words Upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me To my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time

Causing California To Shake
Fountain of youth of recycling sensual dreams, Nymphs streaming golden haired weaved desires. Father time reincarnating Prince Charming Viagra Testing the limits of the 36 hours bewitching hour, Where time shrivels down to microscopic wrinkles. Imaginative garden blossoming perfection. Rainbow perfumed rose bush love bouquets. Every rose making love onto another position Setting sensual feminine wants on sexual fire, Simmering steaming squirming intoxication. Nighttime sweat ‘n tossing ‘n turning positions, Females and males separated in solitary beds Hugging pillows hard in self-gratification, Suffocating them upon the greatest high Leaving them in such an exhausted shape. Real-time can show extreme of sexual values! King size monster bed of two distant sides Needing a phone to ask, “Do you have a Headache?” Surprised to get a reply, “Well if you must insist!” Marriage gratification of a monetary missionary position. Small bed of intertw

You Wanna Good Laugh
The truth of showering...LMAO (this is so FREAKN true!!!) Body: How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups. 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 10. Rinse conditioner off hair. 11. Shave armpits and legs. 12

None The Less
You broke me into a million pieces, and I left you the same way. I turned my face away from you, you didn't exist after that day. I'll ignore you cause I'm done with your games. I don't feel bad for what I did, I don't hurt from what you said and did, I got colder instead. I wasn't ready to be hurt, so on the back burner it went. As the time continued I learned and grew, maybe I'm not ready, maybe I don't care. Maybe loves never ready for me, we'll see. Talking can only take me so far, I went up and down, some nights travelled to hell, I wasn't alone but it felt like it. They stopped me when I wanted to die, I felt strung out & cold, so cold, so old. When I was cut they asked me why, when I bled they gave me ice, when I hurt they helped me through personal hell. More then a few years have passed, but they know me well, my pack, my crew, my brothers just as well. None the less, the hours we spent, the summers as room mates have lost count like the hours we've spent and hung out.

Friends!
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, " But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad "And was traveling alone, " "But when they turned to

Stealing Kisses ~ Faith Hill
“It’s late enough, all your kids should be home.” The policeman says as he takes your beer for his own. You remember, wondering what his wife thought about his occupation He knows that you were just chasing a dream to the town line and back and over again So he winks at your girls and tells you all “I’ll see you later” I was stealing kisses from a boy now I’m begging affection from a man in my house dress, don’t you know who I am, don’t you know who I am. Standing in your kitchen. It’s late enough, your husband’s dinner is cold, so you wrap it up and leave it for him on the stove. It’s probably the traffic again. Another important meeting. You haven’t talked to an adult all day, ’cept for your neighbor who drives you crazy. When he finally gets in, he’s sure not in the mood for talkin’. I was stealing kisses from a boy now I’m begging affection from a man in my house dress, don’t you know who I am, don’t you know who I am. I’m standing in your

You're Where I Belong ~ Trisha Yearwood
I am home now, home now I've been waiting for forever to find you, to find you I'm not alone now, alone now 'Cause you've taken in my heart from the cold All I know is everytime I look into your eyes I know, I know you're where I belong I belong with you You're where I belong And I know it's the truth You're part of my heart There's nothing I can do Oh, you're the one who keeps me warm My baby, you're where I belong You're my first taste, first taste Of the sweetest feeling I've ever known, that I've known You're my safe place, safe place From a world that can be so cruel and cold You're my harbour, you're my shelter You're that welcome smile That lets me know I'm home You're where I belong I belong with you You're where I belong And I know it's the truth You're part of my heart There's nothing I can do Oh, you're the one who keeps me warm My baby, you're where I belong You're the one I come to...yeah To keep me from the cold You're where I belon

Still ~ Brian Mcknight
Funny when you stop and think, Time goes faster than you blink, Nothing’s ever like it was, Girl we’ve got a special thing, Your the happiness it brings, Is more than enough, I know it’s hard to believe, Your still the biggest part of me, All I’m living for, Chorus I still think about you, I still dream about you, I still want you and need you by my side, I’m still mad about you, All I ever wanted was you, Your still the one, your still the one, It’s hard to breathe when we’re apart, You’re that sunshine in my heart, I keep you here inside, You’ve been everything to me, You’ve been and always will be, The apple of my eye, And I know it’s hard to believe, Your still the biggest part of me, All I’m living for, Chorus I still think about you, I still dream about you, I still want you and need you by my side, I’m still mad about you, All I ever wanted was you, Your still the one, your still the one, If you love me, look into my eyes and say you do,

African Americans Are Naturally Conservative...
I was asked one day by a gentleman here. How could I be black and a conservative? The answer is simple: I'm an African American and being a conservative comes naturally. How is that possible? Simply put, being a conservative is all about embracing hard work and surviving with less. Any black man over 40 can tell you stories about how his mother turned jelly jars into glasses. He'll show the junk drawer in his house. It's a place filled with nails, screws, and an assortment of other metal clasps and hinges. You didn't throw these things away, for you feared not having them if you needed something. His parents probably worked ungodly hours for little money. When payday came, it wasn't a time to spend like crazy. You rewarded yourself for your labor, but you made sure you had something set aside for a rainy day. In my piece of America, it was always raining. He'll tell you that these same parents worked hard. They preached education and taught the kind of values that never go

Lying
lying together adventures as one knowing with time our pleasure is done how you knew to bite my neck there to bend me over and pull on my hair the bite got me moist and flowing inside my inner wetness unable to hide your lips on my back you hand on my head making me want to break up the bed the heat on my ass as yu slapped it so hard the heat between my thighs as yu played your card slidin it in slow not so rough not knowing how i like it so rough the first little tap to test how id jump knowing right then i needed that thump harder n faster you just hit that spot making me quiver and making me hot both of us cummin together as one a true explosion fucking 101 no feelings or emotions all just plain raw the tigress in me you alone saw collapsing together sweating and hot still feeling that throbbing on my special spot closing my eyes to get the last squirt fucking without feeling dammm

~~ Att: Angel Family Members ~~
~~ Attention Angel Family Members ~~ I really loved how hard you helped me out last nite with kings comments wow with that kind of help i can really win the contest! Remember we are to be a family here and we sure are not acting like it!! when i ask for help i should get it when other family members ask for help i would give it but it isn't working like that. Only a few of you are and i won't name who because u know who u are when you are helping me out and i thank you i will keep track as to who all help and those that don't well we will have to sit down and have a talk together. My idea about a family is to help out everyone and this just isn't happening thanks for your time maria click the pic to comment cause i really need the help!

Jokes Of The Day!!
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes." "I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken." The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer un-zipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie. "Marge," whispered Mil

Love At First Sight
Is there such a thing as love at first sight? That's the question I used to ask Until I laid eyes on you. How is it possible to feel so much for a stranger, a passerby? Love has no limits, no color, no time. That's when I realized I had fallen in love - Love at first sight.

Where Do You Turn
where do you turn when its the one that you love the most who is the cause of your tears. they dont mean to be hurting you but they are ripping your heart in two and there is nothing they can do to help you feel whole agian. where do you turn when the world seems to be falling apart around you. and you feel as if theres no way you can catch it, it just slips right through your fingers. oh where do you turn?

My Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Daily Devotional 1/24/07
January 24 - Daily Feast Volume II Homecoming is not just a certain hour but a feeling, an attitude, an an na li - a friend. One phase of the day has been completed, so now back to the reasons for it - home. Home with its familiar fragrances, its lighted warmth and peace of mind. At least, home ought to be this way - though it isn't always. Too little time, too much weariness, too many complaints. Too little, too late, too bad. Real homecoming is a state of mind. Someone needs to be comforted, someone needs a gentle touch, someone needs to think of others. It may not be perfect, but working together makes homecoming a celebration. ~ Do not touch the money of the white man or his clothes. We do not fight for these things. The Seminole is fighting for his hunting grounds. ~ OSCEOLA - SEMINOLE CHIEF "A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II" by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - January 24 "Always listen to what the Elders say." --Don

Inducing
No,it is not born from my own obstinacy this vision of the artist or from any obsesiveness regarding auras of light and brushstrokes over a background of music soaring towards stars beyond times in exhibition, and perhaps proof of sea where the longings of previous muses reached nothing but vague canvases of sky… Consider the wind, and listen to its reflection sprinkled with open smiles when you think of embraces expanding colours in flights that a running quill writes as streams or soft dreams sweetly cooing and then, suddenly, releasing screams of a dawn that has already flowed into the waves and is liberated upon the paradoxical shore of bodies that have merged… Can you perceive, now how you surge, fantastic, and yet outlined, so limpid in the tangible imagery of my drawings that your fingertips mirror in the smoothness of perfect contours a mere instant away from becoming a poem on the lips? It is not even becaus

Psychic Sight Spell
A spell to open the third eye (psychic sight) goes as follows. Fill a small purple bag (or a piece of cloth that you can wrap herbs in and tie up) with as many of the following herbs as you can: * mugwort * acacia * honeysuckle * peppermint * rosemary * thyme * yarrow * cloves * dandelion * lilac * lavender * calendula Gather the edges of the cloth and tie a string around it if you are using a cloth, or if you used a small purple bag, tie it shut. (Drawstring bags work best.) Using a dark violet marker, draw an eye on the front of the bag. Rub the bag on the third eye chakra (forehead) whenever performing divination or needing psychic sight, and sleep with it under your pillow every night.

Psychic Protection Spell
You Will Need: # Protection Incense (herbs or oils work fine also) # Black 8" Taper Candle It is best to find a work area that you can leave untouched for three days. If you must put away your tools, try to at least keep your spell candle out in the open. This spell is used to protect yourself from mental attacks. Prepare your work area by setting up any tools you may use in addition to your spell candle. Love or protection incense is recommended (herbs or oils can also be used). While setting up your area, CONCENTRATE on the purpose of your work. Bathe in purification herbs, or with your favorite bath salts. While you are bathing, concentrate again on the purpose of your spell. Do not let negative thoughts enter your mind. After bathing, go to your work area. Cast a circle and light some incense. Envision a large, white ball of light surrounding you, your work area, and your home. Hold the candle between the palms of your hands and direct all of your positive energy into

Things We Learn
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt. Because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

Ive Been Thinking....and No It Didnt Hurt
Right well its rare to find me in thought lol so feel lucky cause it comes and goes and then its gone! anyway I was in my Philosophy class and i was listening (or trying to, i fall asleep a lot)to the teacher talk about these stages in life. Right im not a philosophy major, never will be, but when i thought about how they apply to my life i realized that the choice is all mine in the direction that i want to take it. The only problem is that we all get stuck trying to make a decision that will effect the course of our lives. It all comes down to a leap of faith. Because you never know what you will miss if you dont, and you will never know what you could have done if you didnt. And im not solely talking about religious faith, im talking about faith in yourself. You will always have support of friends and family, but when it comes down to it...they dont decide what you do in your life. Leaps of faith signify that you have made a choice, most of the time it will be for the better. Have f

Are You Happy Love? Really?
Who do you love? I mean who do you really love? I guess I am trying to ask if you love yourself. I spend a lot of time with other people, whether it's business or otheriwse. I look at people as they act, and as they do and I realize after a while that they could not possibly be happy. Let's take some of my friends for example. Couples specifically. Couple sometimes spend a lifetime together and they are absolutely to be commended for that. Here comes the issue and you know what I'm talking about because you have seen the same thing. Perhaps you have a different perspective than me however. I am speaking completely from observation not experiece. Perhaps you can shed some light on this for me. Some couples I know have been together 10, 15 years and are not and have not ever been happy (save for the "honeymoon" experience at the beginning of the relationship. They exist in a completely alien world to their actual wants or needs. They are familiar however as I said with w

Nobody Likes Them But I Do.
I was so much an outcast No one ever liked me cause I wasn't wanted I was so different from the rest of them all Fucked up on the drugs, from all the speed And I never got no sleep Cause I kept on trippin' over what they said And everything that my mom said made me mad And everything that my dad said made me sad Why am I even trying? I'm crying out, I'm crying out I cannot seem to keep from freaking out Spinning round, spinning round, I've fallen down I cannot seem to keep from freaking out You keep shootin' those glances Relating to the rawness, of a fuckin lost kid Trying so hard to become just like me, talk like me, walk like me You keep trippin' on everything I wear, every time I swear Even when it comes to my hair It seems like you don't have the time to relate to my kind I'm not a dumb fool in your life Why am I even trying? I'm crying out, I'm crying out I cannot seem to keep from freaking out Spinning round, spinning round, I've fallen down I canno

How Honest Are You?
How Honest Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 58% which makes you Mostly HonestYou are mostly honest. You can occasioally stray from the truth but its mostly minor stuff and often for good reasons. Not to worry, too much honestly can be bad for you.Find out how honest you are at Quizopolis.com

Joke Of The Day
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey you! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint,

Sweet Emotion
i'm missing you already you're simply a memory silence in a crowded room that's calling out to me a distant cry inside of my heart always tracks me down it will never want to part it will never let me down thorns of emotion sting me everyday they remind me of you and tell me to stay tears of sweet hope run down my young face they sing to me softly and show me your face sorrow fills my empty soul and tuck me in at night it fills my room with silent screams and holds on to me tight my heart has only one love one love to give pure as the feathers of a dove pure as the way we all shall live

Men: This Could Happen To You!!
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head. The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem Then one morning, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen. "Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it." "You know where the button is," I protested through the shower pitter- patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!" "But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and suc

Crawl
As I lay this all to rest Shadows appear reminding me Of all things left unsaid by me Maybe one day you'll believe That I will crawl I will crawl on broken knees It's beyond what you really need Forcing it all out of you Will I make your life complete Come Clean Am I the sorrow That you won't reap Am I the secret That you can't keep Well I won't stop Until I'm complete And I won't stop Until you believe I won't stop until you need me

Looking For Some Help But I Understand If You Cant
Ok so for those of you that do not already know i ahve come into some hard times, i lost my job on Dec.15.2006 and was put on medical, and now i am getting messed over on my medical pay and still unable to work. i have had alot more people on CT tell me that if there is anything they can do to to help to just let them know. i know its a shot in the dark and i hate to do it but i have run out fo choices. my friends and family are strapped for cash and can not help me. if you can help out in any way that would be great. I would like to thank all those who have been there for me already. i tried to make a link to my pay pal for any donation that i may get but CT does not support the kind of HTML that pay pal uses. if you can help out please send any donations to whiterino420@hotmail.com and and if your willing your address so i can repay anything that is given to me when i get back on my feet. and send out some thank you cards or somthing.

Been Very Sick & Recovering Still
Started last Friday. Both of us got real sick! It was consentrated in our lower intestinal area through the groin. We could barely move. It had felt like someone had kicked us in our groin. Felt severely bruised all throughout the reproductive area. I had been wracking my brain trying to figure out what we both ate or did to make us sick. I fix supper twice most nights. He eats a different meal than me because of his appetite and no teeth. The only thing I could relate both of us exposed to is the terpentine. The workers on the house used way too much terpentine and strong odor of a gas smell hung in the apt all day and most of Saturday. I will have to call the landlord and have him ask his workers not to use so much if any at all around here because Jerry has no immune system to fight the fumes. Found out from the woman who gave him his shot that it was a form of flu. So either one or both of these are factors in our illnesses. Plus the rainly weather we had for the weekend

Wow...
I have just had the most terrible two/three days. So crazy. New person who added to my stress?: Chuckie, the person I least expected. He bitched at me in such a way about my "friendship" w/ another female that I was flabbergasted, at first. Then, frustrated, angry and sad. Depressed, as well. I didn't want to see him. I felt a deep dislike for him. I wanted him away from me. I trust him the most, then his bitchfit flipped many things in my mind upside down. I considered ending our friendship. I figured, "If my husband and mom are with me the way they always are, and now my best friend is, why stay in California? I should leave, raise my babies on my own, and forget everyone." He disappointed me so much...:(. I'm still getting over it, although I told him I forgave him, which I believe I have. I just can't forget it. And, I'm still considering and re-considering many things. I love him. He means too much to me. Indira

The Unatainable
I was in the shower tonight and thats when I happen to do my best thinking. As I felt the hot water soak into my hair I started thinking about why people insist on wanting the unatainable person. I'm not talking about movie stars or models. I'm talking about the person you know, the person that you actually talk to, the person that is probably your friend. I'm talking about the person you sit across from and have lunch with and in the back of your mind your actually admiring them. You sit there and you admire them. Their smile, their smell, their personality, and the rest of their features. Their lame jokes make you laugh, and you don't mind. What sucks about all of this is you know them. You've seen the worst sides of them, and you know that for everyone else they are atainable, but to you, you can't touch them. The only thing you can do is let them invade your dreams and your senses. Why do we insist on doing this to ourselves. We know it's never going to ha

Keith Urban-stupid Boy Lyrics
Well, she was precious like a flower She grew wild, wild but innocent A perfect prayer in a desperate hour She was everything beautiful and different Stupid boy, you can't fence that in Stupid boy, it's like holding back the wind She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't Stupid boy, stupid boy Oh So what made you think you could take a life And just push it push it around I guess you build yourself up so high You had to take her and break her down She let her heart and soul right in your hands And you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens When the only voice she hears is telling her she can't You stupid boy Oh, you always had to be right but now you've lost The only thing that ever made you feel alive Yeah, yeah

Why
why dosen't any one have a crush on me thanks alot i say that sarcasticly i thought i was loved here i guess i was wrong every one of you guys wants me but not enough to have a crush on me i guess i am an ugly duckling to every one of you Brenda

Relationships In Japanese Bondage
Relationships in Japanese bondage Dec 01, 2006 To continue studying shibari as one of the most spectacular forms of bondage, I found that specifics of D/S relationships is quite interesting and needs particular attention. Pleasure of "two" vs. pleasure of "one" Speaking of the Japanese culture in general, an individual was always less important than a group. Likewise, if we refer it to D/S relationships partnership, the progress of a group (i.e. you and your partner) overweighs the significance of separate participants of bondage play, although we cannot exclude the pleasure as a vital stimulus of any BDSM activity. Here a top is aimed at perfecting his technique of tying the bottom and bottom develops his ability to resist the bonds in a more sophisticated way. This places focus on "bondage itself" rather than getting what's yours. Very Oriental...I should say. Absolute trust But nevertheless the level of trust and respect towards each other is so high that some even

Bikers Against Child Abuse (baca)
BACA was founded by John Paul Chief Lilly. Chief is a Licensed Clinical Social Worker, a Registered Play Therapist/Supervisor, and Part-time faculty at Brigham Young University. He has been in practice for twenty years, most of which has been spent in the treatment of abused children. Chief became keenly aware that while the system was able to offer much in the way of helping the children to heal, there were gaps that needed to be filled. The two major gaps were: providing for the safety of the children and, providing funding for their therapy. Even with the court involvement to protect children from further abuse with the issuance of protective orders and removing perpetrators from neighborhoods, the perpetrators were continuing to access and wound the children. It would be nave and misrepresentative to believe that law enforcement officials could protect these children from their perpetrators on a continual basis. Further, many children that are abused do not qualify for therapy f

Teenager Contest Updates!
~ Teenager contest updates ~ 1st Place...... with 9905 comments 2nd Place...... with 4219 comments 3rd Place...... with 49 comments 4th Place...... with 42 comments 5th Place...... with 2 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

Love But Confused
i love my wife so very much. i know i have done some bad things to her like ignore her, believed my family and so called friends over her , damn i almost killed her because i didnt think she was that bad! i know it is to late to save us. nut damn i got to try i oh her so much. she gave me 2 wonderful children , she trusted me for 5 years , she is my lover my best and only friend and my beatiful wife. i now now the truth about everything . she help me find god and i only brought her to her breaking point. so is it fair that she should have to stay with me or should i just let her go? it gets worse , she has found a friend that she "loves" more than me. i dont know if i cann take much more of it. i caused all this i am resposilbe for all the pain and suffering in our marriage. i want to fix everything between use but i dont think she wants to be "fixed". she is worth being "fixed" so she can live a long healthy life with or without me. i wish i would have found god sooner then i wo

Realisation
Headline from The BBC News Website: "The Identity and Passport Service has failed to enforce overseas travel bans imposed by the courts on nearly 150 convicted drug traffickers". Which explains how I was able to go on holiday last September...

To The People On My Friends List....
I dont know about you guys....but Im not in the business of having peeps on my friends list just for the sake of having them... If i requested you as a friend....or added your request it was because something about you intrigued me, or interested me...... That being said.....if I dont know you......and I send you a message or strike up a conversation with you....it would be greatly appreciated if youd respond..... Even If its to tell me to go to hell.... or not to contact you anymore. Trust...... there wont be any hard feelings.... But nothing irks me more than to send someone a CT message or to strike up a convo -- only to be ignored.....I mean its fine if you just dont like me.....but how are you gonna be racist on the internet.....LOL.... If Im not the kind of person you want to talk to....then what the hell are you doing on my friends page? Please remove yourself and then go play in traffic.....its not like I contacted you..... In conclusion, if I send you

Boohoo!!!!!!
Well...so much for being positive. We are taking my mother off of the breathing tube Tuesday and it is a matter of whether she can breathe on her own or not. Doctors dont think she will be able to handle it. If she cant, it will be a matter of days before she passes. I have had the awful job to call family in...so everyone should be arriving in Denver Monday and Tuesday... WOW...what a hell of a last 2 weeks...

I Have This Guy!!!!!
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on wearing sweats and a sports t-shirt. I'm the guy who WONT pressure you to do things you DONT want to. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead, the eyelid, and anywhere it hurts. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited ALL day because im looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who melts everytime you stare at him beneath loose strands of hair. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm

Do You Know A Soldier
They sleep on cots made for just one Sometimes even with their boots on They awake long before the sun And work very hard to stay strong Strong for themselves Strong for their families Strong for the country they serve Strong for the flag that waves above They work and train In the heat, cold, and rain They sweat, they swear Sometimes wondering why they are there In the distance they hear gun fire And watch the hawks fly over They pray for their brothers Their loved ones and themselves And yet they go on Doing their job Determined to make proud The ones that have passed on They fight for justice They serve for freedom They cry for the fallen And celebrate the day These are our soldiers Proud and strong Serving flag and country Away and at home For the job they do We need to give our support So they know they are loved From the depths of our hearts ~~ I write this for every soldier - past, present, future -

Str8 Hottness
*** BOMBERS NEEDED *** OK HERE I GO AGAIN ..LOL YEPP IN ANOTHER CONTEST SO I NEED BOMBERS PLEASE.IT'S GREATLY APPRECIATED AND I THANK Y'ALL IN ADVANCE FOR HELPING. CONTEST STARTED @ 11 AM CENTRAL TIME JAN.24 AND IT WILL END IN ONE WEEK. SO JAN. 31ST IT ENDS @ 11 PM CENTRAL ! JUST CLICK MY PIC BELOW..XOXOX

Seeing, Not Just Viewing
Aim high and if you miss your still high. The words ring in my ears as if said yesterday. Its funny what is remembered and what is left behind. I stand at the edge looking and remembering. I stare into the sun knowing the damage that I risk. I stare and stare till the spots of my foolishness last long after I stopped. The warmth in my eyes tell me all that living a long life is far worse than living a good life. Faith! Yes Faith that can lead thought the darkest of times. Faith that at the end there will be peace of mind and maybe just maybe the light will be seen and not just viewed.

This Is For All Sexy Men
HI I am going to have a contest I am looking for sexy ass men [ thugs .rednecks ] it does not matter and prize dont sure but it will be from the pimp [ car or something like if u want in let me no and get the link to the pic u went in starts next week and go's for 1 week so cum hit me up all the sexy hot men to win cherry sexiest man contest

Today
Today I need to sprint along the Edge I need to laugh into the darkness below to mock it. At the same time I need to toss back my head wind ripping at my hair and watch the moon rest majestic before the stars as this earthen, human world rushes past. I need to pull you to me and crash our bodies together like surf and rock like a meteor flashing hot against the sky like a lifetime of fucking rolled into once. Like a soft kiss damp lips and light breath on skin-- and bruising bites leaving traces of blood on my tongue and yours. I need it all. I can't have you right now so I close my eyes and we're together again. You are bound craupadine you are all mine and I am all yours. We play and laugh and love. This becomes our world our nirvana for the moment timeless senseless except for senses we stir: Kubla Khan rises around us the Great Pyramids the canals of Mars, flowing hot and molten Venus oceanbeds swirl schools of tropical fish dancing overhead

Cancer
Cancer - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You're intuitive enough to know what's going wrong in a relationship early on A total sweetheart - you're often the most caring person anyone knows You are a generous and devoted parter to whoever you fall in love with Your negative traits: Insecurity - you tend to need a huge amount of comforting from your partner You tend to be overly sensitive and easily hurt, which make loving you difficult It's difficult to predict your moods. One minute you're up - the next you're down. Your ideal partner: Someone equally sensitive, who wants to take time to get to know you deeply Dreams of an everlasting love - complete with marriage and a family Loves to take care of you. Being a good cook and masseuse doesn't hurt! Your dating style: Slow. You enjoy dates that last all day, with plenty of time to talk and get to know one another. Your seduction style: Quite tender and loving, once you are comfortable in

Libra
Libra - Your Love Profile Your positive traits: You are open minded enough to date outside your typical "type" ... successfully! You are diplomatic - and likely to end a fight instead of dragging things out. You are easily loyal and faithful, but only for the right person. Your negative traits: You're a bit gullible, and partners take advantage of you. You still may not know it. You find it difficult to decide where to go to dinner, what movie to watch, who to date... You have to be in a relationship, or else you just don't feel like yourself. Your ideal partner: A smooth talker who enjoys socializing as much as you to. Someone classy and cultured who knows which wine to order with dinner. Is beautiful to you - although not necessarily attractive in the traditional sense. Your dating style: Romantic. If your date comes bearing flowers, wine, and poetry... well, your heart soars. Your seduction style: Giving. Your lover's pleasure is as importan

Electrify My Feelings
Unique in savor was my previous night, My passions never kissed such fiery height. A fairy blinked and captured my senses, We smoothly crossed all forbidden fences. Her body's essence flamed the entire air, Burning I was in her glowing glare. Spark with spark, fire with fire, Boiling emotions flamed atmosphere entire. Drowning we were for ecstasy's survival, Staggering I'm with those moments' revival. Morn though made that night past, The glee it bestowed 'll ever last. It'll electrify my feelings every night, A dream has turned my instants so bright

Lovers' Wine
The most intimate of kisses As you wrap your milky thighs Around my neck so closely There is nothing but your sighs My tongue is seeking out The center of your world Waiting there to greet me Where your secrets be unfurled Tease you with anticipation Tease you core into a bud A hot and swollen one mmmm baby you're so tasty Sliding around in your love Drinking from your cup "Taste me baby taste me" "Let me fill you up" "Let me give to you" "This most intimate gift of mine" You cry.... Something warm and sweet A cup of lovers' wine

Animotion 'obsession'
You are an obsession I cannot sleep I am your possession Unopened at your feet There's no balance No equality Be still I will not accept defeat I will have you Yes, I will have you I will find a way and I will have you Like a butterfly A wild butterly I will collect you and capture you CHORUS: You are an obsession You're my obsession Who do you want me to be To make you sleep with me You are an obsession You're my obsession Who do you want me to be To make you sleep with me I feed you I drink you My day and my night I need you I need you By sun or candlelight You protest You want to leave Stay Oh, there's no alternative Your face appears again I see the beauty there But I see danger Stranger beware A circumstance In your naked dreams Your affection is not what it seems CHORUS My fantasy has turned to madness And all my goodness Has turned to badness My need to possess you Has consumed my soul My life is tre

To All The New Ppl I Just Added
I accepted all the friend requests I had waiting. There were 75 of them. I wanted to say hi and thanks for friending me. I have a house full of kids with the flu. So I am not active on CT much atm. Letme know you exist and I will respond as soon as I can. To all my old friends...I loves ya!! Here is a little about me...reply as a comment on here and tell me about you :) I am 30 years old I am a full time mom and college student I have 4 kids I do not "Yahoo" I love to chat on IRC and I can be found there all the time since I have my own network. Message me if you wanna join a great chat network I am not a stupid girl :) I am not here to "hook up" YOU will not see me naked I am shy I drink Pepsi I love music My fave TV shows are Lost/ER/CSI/Charmed and I like reality shows like The surreal Life and Hells Kitchen. I am watching the Grease one now. I do not think I am anything special. I was not the pretty popular girl in Highschool or anything. My Birthday is April 30th

Just Fun!!!! Lol
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Your Pornstar Name is:Yyve Sage Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Kissing The Moon....one
They sat quietly watching the fire burn. It was a sultry summer night, not even a breeze blowing. The sky was clear and full of stars – perfect weather for sleeping beside a lake in the middle of nowhere. "What were you thinking just then, I saw you smiling?" he asked taking her hand into his own. "Mmm, I was thinking about how many times we’ve talked about the moon.” she said, her eyes gazing intently up at the sky. "I remember you telling me that on New Year’s Eve you blew a kiss to it because you couldn’t give one to me." Now turning to look at him, her eyes meeting his, she could feel him clasp her hand a little tighter in his own, as he too remembered that time. "We missed a lot of kisses then didn’t we?" he asked with that tender loving look in his eyes that she knows all too well. Slowly she edges closer to him on the bench, ever so softly kissing his cheek and resting her head on his shoulder. "Why don’t we go for a walk down to the lake while this fire slowly dies

I Made It!
I made The National Dean's List for 2005/2006! I'm excited! I was hoping to make it since joining PTK at my college, but wasnt sure because only 1/2 of 1% make it... but I did! I should also be getting either Honors or Dean's List at my college too for last semester. They are two different things if you are wondering, but overall looks really good on me for grad school and such!

Senses Of You
Music, a velvet whisper, or your voice? Desire, torment, or your touch? Rose, myrrh, or your bouquet? Ambrosia of the gods, or your taste? An angel, Venus, or your radiance? It was the passion and desire of my heart!

Waiting For Him
she knows he'll be home soon and shes going to be ready she takes off all her clothes and puts on the sexiest pair of panties she has she puts on her collar and clips her leash to it and then positions herself just inside the front door....waiting....wanting she hears him pull into the driveway the front door opens He sees that she has been waiting for Him a smile comes over his face its been a tough day but its about to get much better she looks into his eyes and sees that he is happy to see her she holds her leash out for him to take and then bows her head she has totally succumb to Him every desire He has, will be hers to fulfill with her leash in His hand, He leads her to the living room she is close behind, but far enough to feel tension on the chain that is attached to her leash He stops and she takes her place beside Him on her knees with her head still bowed He motions to her to kneel in front of Him she does as he orders as he removes his already hard cock fro

******** T 'n T ********
My Tongue entwines your Toes Licking, sucking, teasing Making you wild My hot, wet lips wander Looking for nooks and crannies Unsure what will follow I discover the twinkle in your eye You allow it I plays in the abyss below Longer, you say This feels incredible I know you delight in it As I do You submerge your mind Deep As I submerges my tongue Deep You relax and enjoy

What Would Make Me Happy
TO heard the words I want you and know that the person saying them REALY means it. TO be able to touch their skin and leave wet kisses all over their body...stopping to taste their skin. TO smell their scent! God I want to explore to know real joy. My mouth is eager to taste every inch of flesh. My arms hurt with want of the one man who can make me scream with pleasure. I want to be weak from our play and then start a new once we've caught our breath.

My Computer!!
01/31/07.....6:00PM. I just got my computer back!! This has been a "bad" seven day run for me and my PC!! McAfee screwing up and Yahoo Messenger went along for the ride!! Real rats nest!! All seems well now!! Wallet light $100.00!!

Hillary Clinton Is A Black Bitch!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Now don’t go getting your politically correct panties all up in a bunch. When people called her husband BILL CLINTON a nigger we all laughed it off. Dude played the saxophone, he smoked pot AND he cheated on his old lady. Yeah, that sounded like a Black man to most of us. Trust me that HILLARY is Black. Blacker than BARACK. BELIEVE THAT! HILLARY embodies everything that the professional Black woman is doing right now. She is holding her own around hundreds of white men. She is writing books that talk about empowering the community, but most of all, HILLARY is representing for Black women by having too many fucking last names. HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON That is some professional Black bitch shit right there. The more successful a Black women, the more last names she will sport. OPRAH is the only person bucking this trend since she is moving in the direction of being known as only the single initial ‘O’. I think OPRAH bought the letter ‘O’ for a billion million dol

For Black Women Only! Lol
***DISCLAIMER*** White women from Nutbush and the ghetto and certain trailer parks...are eligible with a waiver..... anyways.... so I talk about being Cuban alot....... So ya'll know who Oshun is, right? (probably dont....but since so many white people are studying african american history these days i figured Id take a stab in the dark) And if you say anything about that poem in the love jones movie, I'll slap you with a bag of pipe cleaners! (then again only the white chicks with the J lo booties even know what the movie love jones was) anyway.... Oshun is a goddess in the religion of Yoruba — which most of us would probably still believe in had it not been for the slave trade and "missionaries." Anyway......Oshun kinda represents all that is unique and beautiful about femininity and the joy of being a woman.......She is loving and kind and hard-working........ And when you piss her off, she has a temper that would make Tony Soprano say, "Well gotdayum!"

Me..summed Up Into Words.
I never pity myself or expect other people to do so for me. The reason why, is because I know there’s always going to be something worse out there than what I’m ever going through. I know I’m young and I have many more years to live. Truth be told, the thought of it scares the shit out of me. The things I have gone through, I should not have to have gone through within the short life I have so far lived. I guess to some extent I’m responsible for it, allowing myself to be exposed to things that the average person my age would not have learned about until their later years. Fact is though, I do not regret having learned from all I’ve been through because I know all of it is who and everything I am. I’ve tried to convince myself that al truly did have that everlasting positive outlook on me where I’ve become completely comfortable with myself but there are times where I do sit down and cry. Times where I do not feel like I’m good enough. I try to stand strong with my head up but of cours

Whispers
Whispers of love float along the wind; Bringing a sense of solace and felicity The wind cannot be heard nor ever seen; But I feel the love pouring into our heart's It brings a sense of warmth; Just as we do to one another It is like catching a rainbow after a summer's rain; Admiring the colors and truly appreciating the beauty Love is an amazing feeling ~ and bond Ours is nothing less than true and clear You are whisper's of love; Calming and gentle You are truly perfection to me.. And much more than I can contain

*punches Everything*
holy fuck. i haTe computers. i just wrote the biggest god damn blog about how much emo bands and there stupid faggot followers lick balls, more or less, and it fucking erased. *shakes head* ooooh man....lol......AH!

Up And Running
Ok, so i finally finished sorting out my profile. All i need to do now is add some more photos and maybe change the song on my profile. Aerosmith seemed like a good idea at the stime cos there was nothing better on the site. As for the pics, once ive decided which ones are worth putting up and dont make me look like an idiot then they'll be up ^_^

What Is Missing???
What is this need that begs to be filled This thirst that needs quenching Vacant eyes Empty hearts A constant search for something People around then what is missing What is it that each is looking for Why these self made prisons hiding behind the masks restrictive lonely What holds us back Just one caring word or thoughtful hand a drop in the ocean Why is it flooding our eyes Such a phenomenal need in each heart How are we missing this reaching out right beside us An aching emptiness This need for a soothing touch yearning hopeful maybe chimeric Strange warmth so familiar filling up corners unknown to us Are we so incomplete A lifetime of pain barely held in What are we doing to one another Each person incomplete left wanting Why are we closing our hearts like this Is togetherness suffocating when did we forget to grow Has love become an unending search just out of reach

My Kid Is Cooler Than Yours. (and You.)
7:09am. Matt: *yawns* C'mon, bud...Get your jeans on." T: *yawns* "Kay, Dahd." Matt: "Grab your shoes, dude." T: *deadpan* "Ohmi'gawd, shoes." Matt: *blinks* Matt: "T...You're the coolest fucking kid I know."

I See It Now
The most spectacular Work of art Isn’t drawn on paper Or carved on stone It’s engraved in your heart It isn’t the picture of your life Or the feelings that rush blue And come out scarlet At every heartbeat It’s the picture of the God In each one of us Even the non believers It shows through Every act of kindness In each scar of self sacrifice And when realised It creates the most Breathtaking portrait

Spells
Before performing any spell, first ask yourself these questions: Can I achieve the same result without magic? Magic should always be your last resort, not your first. There are often more practical ways to achieve the same result! What is the purpose of this Spell? You should be very clear on what you are looking for. Write it down, in the form of the outcome. Do not write, for example 'I want a lot of money'. You may find that what you end up with is the desire for money, and not the money itself. Instead, phrase it thus 'I have all the money I need.' This is the desired outcome - to arrive at that state. Be clear in your mind of the outcome, and the outcome will be more likely to occur the way you want it. Is what I am asking for impossible? Contrary to popular belief, spells (and prayers for that matter) cannot break Universal Law. They can appear to, by producing an improbable outcome. But that is not the same as an impossible one. Remember the effectivene

So True
***Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"*** You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get What Does Your Candy Heart Say? http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/

Prelude To The Prior Log
I knew someone back in 2001, she always came to me for help, and now she moved on and wrote me off. So much for being there for people.. And I still hold your hand in mine. In mine when I'm asleep. And I will bear my soul in time, When I'm kneeling at your feet. Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend. You have been the one. You have been the one for me. I'm so hollow, baby, I'm so hollow. I'm so, I'm so, I'm so hollow.

Packers' Favre To Return For His 17th Season
GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) -- Brett Favre will return for his 17th NFL season, undeterred by his injuries and hoping to lead the Green Bay Packers back to the playoffs. "I am so excited about coming back," the 37-year-old quarterback said Friday on the Web site of the Sun Herald in Biloxi, Miss. "We have a good nucleus of young players. We were 8-8 last year, and that's encouraging." Packers general manager Ted Thompson confirmed Favre had told the team he plans to return. "The Packers are excited by his decision and look forward to a successful 2007 campaign," Thompson said in a statement. The team scheduled an afternoon news conference. "My offensive line looks good, the defense played good down the stretch," Favre told the Biloxi newspaper. "I'm excited about playing for a talented young football team." The news came as a surprise to Packers chief executive Bob Harlan. "I hadn't heard it, and I hadn't seen the Biloxi paper -- not that I read the Biloxi paper every day

Best Family Contest Updated
~ Okay Family Contest ~ I want to have a family contest on CT and all the familys enter there Logo and then everyone votes and comments on it the family with the highest wins. Also a good way for people who aren't in family to join the familys. Just really to spread the news out! Contest will open today at 2:oo pm and run until 2/8 at 2 pm central time! so i'll be taking family logos send to my inbox and i will add the family! and may the best family win! 1st Family is...... with 1961 comments 2nd Family is...... with 702 comments 3rd Family is...... with 453 comments You can Comment Bomb your own pic in my contest! thanks maria ~~UBER MARIA..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Oh ! To Eat [ Extreme Adult Content! ]
You are delectable candy so sweet. My palate is perfectly tuned for you. Deliciously passionate, Oh! to eat and enjoy with all the wondrous joy too. Inverted, as we devour each other, your juices, down my beard and neck, flowing. My hands pulling you down. My tongue, eager, your trembling, writhing wetness, exploring. And your mouth filled with my hardness, throbbing, sliding down, down. Your tongue swirling, twirling, Oh, pleasing! My hips upwardly thrusting, filling your throat with warm whipped cream, bursting. The depths of my passionate, lustful soul emptied, the wonder of you, I extol.