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Friends Vs Redneck Friends
Friends VS Redneck Friends FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. REDNECK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad. FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REDNECK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REDNECK FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REDNECK FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours. FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REDNECK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. REDNECK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. REDNECK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. REDNECK FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REDNECK FRIENDS: Will look at

He Is Crazy Dude See What Is Says
COME INTO BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE SIT BACK HAVE A DRINK AND RELAX WITH SOME GREAT PEOPLE DJ BARTAB TEARING THE ROOF OFF THE BAR. COME CHECK OUT WHAT HES DOING. Make your own Myspace Pimpin Text at MyToolSpace.com (repost of original by 'DJ BOO BOO KITTY F*CK!~CO-OWNER OF BLACK DIAMOND~R/L WIFEY 2 FREAK ON A LEASH~!/~DB Crew ~3' on '2008-01-03 16:06:40')

It's Official: Sci Fi To Air Doctor Who Season 4 And Sarah Jane In April
After several days of rumors and claims on the internet, Sci Fi Channel has publicly announced that Doctor Who Series 4 and The Sarah Jane Adventures Series 1 will begin airing in April 2008. The official press release can be read by CLICKING HERE. Air dates and times have not been revealed yet. This will mean that Doctor Who airs in the US within a few weeks of the UK airdates, and that the Sarah Jane Adventures will actually air in the US. Thanks to Benjamin Elliott at This Week in Doctor Who.

Day Dreams
i day dream licking your neck and sit on your lap and knowing u are rub my back. God u are holding me close to u. when we are having sex and i can feel u inside me and the passion and desire knowing i want u more everytime , oh god donot stop.

My Dating Personality
April, your dating personality is: Social Idealist April, when it comes to dating, you are a Social Idealist. This means you feel in your heart that there is one special partner out there for you and chances are, you've spent plenty of time daydreaming about them. You've probably imagined all kinds of things about who they are, compiling a mental checklist down to the smallest details. After all, knowing what you want is a good thing. You're pretty sure you'll know love when you see it and you're more than willing to go out and find your ideal mate. Being naturally social, meeting people may feel almost like a hobby of yours. You enjoy chatting up friends of friends, or even total strangers, more than most people do. But this outgoing nature doesn't mean you take whatever comes your way. When it comes to finding a love interest, you're not interested in just anyone. You want "the one." This romantic quest likely has you sizing up new people's potential as soon as y

My Anneagram Results
April, you're a Type 8 - The Leader Friends, family, and colleagues probably appreciate your heroic strength and impassioned inner drive. They're also apt to know that when they come to you with a problem, you can be counted on for strength and guidance. As a Leader, you're likely to be seen as a powerful and protective individual with a natural born sense of management in one form or another. Being a member of this type puts you in good company. Toni Morrison, an award-winning author and recognized cultural leader in the African American community, and Martin Luther King, Jr., leader of the American civil rights movement, were also type 8s. This means that compared to the eight other Enneagram types, you have a strong sense of willpower and self-confidence. In fact, you're the kind of resourceful, decisive person who is often committed to making things happen.

Trail Of Tears Commemorative Motorcycle Ride 2006
This is my account of our annual motorcycle ride from 2006... Just thought I'd share it with those of you who wonder where I disappear to occasionally! The 13th Annual Trail of Tears Commemorative Motorcycle Ride September 16th, 2006 It was a glorious morning with the sun shining brightly; an absolutely perfect day for a ride... Excitement hung heavy in the air, just as it had in previous years, for no matter how many times we'd all re-traced the tragic journey made by the Cherokee over 150 years ago, each year brings new people & new experiences to the event. There was a slight "nip" in the air; just enough to require a long-sleeved shirt, but with the sunshine gleaming across a veritable "sea of chrome" you hardly noticed it. It was early...had it been any other day, most of us would still be nursing our first or second cup of coffee, but not today. Today we ride! The parking lot and surrounding streets were filled to the brim wi

Lying,wanting,needing,waiting.
I am sure there are reasons people lie in their lifetime. I know everyone has at one point or another. I don't lie to people because it will just come back on me. I have nothing to hide. Nothing other than my pain. I have a lot of pain. Sometimes,now mind you this is just sometimes,I don't feel like I am supposed to be here in this world. I don't think that love is going to happen for me. I am either not seeing it or it's just not there for me. I love my children and maybe that is all the love that is intended for me in my life. I meet all kinds of people but,they are not for me or the one that is....he is running from something else. i am stuck in a place that I don't know how to get out of. I know this is not where I am supposed to be. I am supposed to be somewhere else but,I just don't know where that somewhere is. I am not looking anymore,it will just have to find me I suppose. I am just tired of waiting and wanting and needing it.

French Banker Kerviel Speaks Out
French banker Kerviel speaks out The trader accused of causing massive losses at French bank Societe Generale is pictured on the front pages of the Daily Telegraph and Financial Times. Jerome Kerviel - who has spoken out publicly for the first time - insists he will not be made a scapegoat for the bank's loss of £3.7bn. His explanation, says the Telegraph, was he got carried away. "One loses track of figures in this type of job". 'Understatements don't come much bigger, says the Daily Mirror. Super contest There was a good deal of excitement about the US's Super Tuesday primaries - even before the results came in. In the Times' words, it is the "most pulsating American election in 40 years", which may not be repeated for decades to come. Veteran American broadcaster Dan Rather is very much of the same opinion. In the Telegraph he writes that there has not been a similar sense of excitement since the 1960 US presidential election which pitted Richard

Gluttony
Gluttony Derived from the Latin gluttire, meaning to gulp down or swallow, gluttony is the over-indulgence and over-consumption of anything to the point of waste. In the Christian religions, it is considered a sin because of the excessive desire for food, or its withholding from the needy. Depending on the culture, it can be seen as either a vice or a sign of status. Where food is relatively scarce, being able to eat well might be something to take pride in (although this can also result in a moral backlash when confronted with the reality of those less fortunate). Where food is routinely plentiful, it may be considered a sign of self control to resist the temptation to over-indulge. Medieval Church leaders (e.g., Thomas Aquinas) took a more expansive view of gluttony (Okholm 2000), arguing that it could also include an obsessive anticipation of meals, and the constant eating of delicacies and excessively costly foods.[2] He went so far as to prepare a list of six ways to comm

Freekin Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW... BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

Back In Your Head
Build a wall of books between us in our bed repeat, repeat the words i know we both said relax into the need we get so confortable remember when i was so strange and likeable i just want back in your head i just want back in your head I'm not unfaithful but I'll stray When I get a little scared When I get a little scared When I get a little When I jerk away from holding hands with you I know these habits hurt important parts of you remember when how sweet and unexplainable nothing like this person unloveable i just want back in your head i just want back in your head I'm not unfaithful but I'll stray When I get a little scared When I get a little scared When I get a little Run, run, run Run Run, run, run Run i just want back in your head i just want back in your head I'm not unfaithful but I'll stray I'm not unfaithful but I'll stray I'm not unfaithful but I'll stray I'm not unfaithful but I'll stray

Love Lies Bleeding ( 2008 )
Christian Slater stars in this thriller about a corrupt government agent's attempt to get back stolen money from a young couple. After they witnessed a shootout in their apartment complex, the pair runs away with their newfound riches. Unfortunately for them, Slater's DEA agent is not willing to let his fortune go and embarks on an action-packed chase. PART ONE Online Videos by Veoh.com PART TWO Online Videos by Veoh.com PART THREE Online Videos by Veoh.com PART FOUR Online Videos by Veoh.com

Only When He's Drunk
Only When He's Drunk A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."

Dragon's Remorse
Dragon stand tall, The moment of truth awaits, You stand to the cause, And yet you stare down at all fates, You lack the dragon’s remorse… Wyvern fly high, Wyvern fly forever, Your wings a sterling silver, Yet you cannot see it ever, For you lack the dragon’s remorse… Pegasus you fly, You gallop in the sky, You mane be light and shiny, But you cannot fly too high, Because you lack the dragon’s remorse… Unicorn be true, Your golden horn holds all, Coat a beautiful white, And yet you still fall, Yet you lack the dragon’s remorse… Wurm you care for none, Your heart is black and dank, You do not care of anyone, Yet you're still trapped within your tank, You do not deserve the dragon’s remorse… Angel be bright, Your wings feathery and light, But you’re lost in a lonely plight, And yet all is in your sight, You are filled with the dragon’s remorse.

Annual Illumination
It's February, and I finally did it... took down the Christmas lights from the house. I know, I had plenty of time New Years weekend to do it, but yeah, I procrastinated and thought I'd wait until the following weekend. And that's where my problem arrived... three nasty viruses, all in a row. I had strep throat, a nasty intestinal virus (enuff said), followed by a cold and horrible cough. All that lasted nearly 3 weeks. And to top it off, the following 3 weekends were rainy. I don't do so well on a 24 foot ladder in the rain. So there you have it. All done. Now I can put them back up for Valentines Day.

I Didn't Reach Goose In Time
I've been tagged, so I have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about myself. At the end, i'm suppose to choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names but since i'm H2 if u'r in my recent viewers i expect to see u make this same blog, a'ight? Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "I did it!" on my profile and ask me to read your blog. You can't tag me, ever :p 1)I'm sleepy now but i sometimes don't go to bed til morning, like 7am-ish, crazier days 12-2pm. 2)My legs felt like linguine after my first workout with a trainer today. 3)I over think and over plan things to where i sometimes end up not doin' them if it's not perfectly thought thru. 4)I'm not a playa, u jus think i am :p 5)I'm probably too nice to everyone, but i trust only a few. 6)Out of site out of mind is a sad fact about my character, the most present ppl get my attention unless ur ultra interesting. 7)I play bass by ear but i can learn a song after about 2 listens.

What Are Dreams?
What Are Dreams? What are the pictures in our minds, when we are in deep slumber? Who are the figures in the shadows, which conquer in alarming number? "What are Dreams?" The spirit asks, of his knowing master? "You cannot know, my faithful friend," he said with kindly laughter. What is the force which burns the mind's eye and conquers all defenses? Who are the ghosts that haunt our souls when troubles cloud the senses? "What are Dreams?" the spirit sighs, to the knowing expert. "You will not know, my silly friend." this time his answer curt. What is the key which opens doors to reveal the greatest mystery? Who are the people who sometimes appear, even throughout history? "What are Dreams?" the spirit whines, to his troubled leader. "I do not know, you silly fool," his answer no completer. What is the strength which pulls the heart to it's final destination? Who is the voice which calls to you, and brings endless celebration?

Three Dreams (what I Can Recall)
Ok, I need help. I look up stuff in a dream dictionary, some makes sense but I don't seem to realize the extent of it. Dream #1 - My apartment, my 4 yr old, my cat and myself. There is a pair of tigers, male and female, that have escaped from wherever they were kept. My daughter and I did our best to avoid them cuz for some reason we were outside. My daughter and I came upon the tigers accidentally. I saw that the female tiger had killed my cat. The male spotted us and attacked my daughter. I jumped on the male tiger and got my daughter away from him, then proceeded to hold both of the tigers down and was looking for help when I woke. Dream #2 - Somewhere between a bus and a fast food restaurant. My daughter, some guy I don't know but knew in my dream and myself. The guy hands me a $20 bill and I hold it while we wait in line. My daughter is standing next to me. Then some other guy steals the money right out of my hand. Being the only way I can feed my child I chase the guy, pi

I Wrote This About The Fires In California
Enveloped with Tragedy The crackle of the dancing embers Smoke in a wave of mysterious cover Life stands still, all shut down and close Moving as if a nomad herd, far away House once tall now but a pile of ash Trees, giant trees swaying in the breeze Yet are tall dark objects to the sky Deafening roar and unbearable heat Suit stained faces rapidly multiplying Yet all stands still for nothing can be done Mysterious circular flying objects float against the sky The false pretense that all is well Hell unfolds before us, his fury is released They all wait for some great sign, relief It closes in around them No place to hide, so far to run Spreading like a cancerous disease Breaking for a subtle moment Wind changes that taking it and spreading it far It has no enemy, it pauses never In days to come they are enveloped They just patiently wait till the end Dying down, as all the suit settles Still enveloped but far from home

What Do I Do
will a lot of you guys did not know but i was with someone and they meant a lot to me. will any whys i told one of my guys friends that i have been friends for along time this 'what you want to fuck me ' and my boyfriend took it wrong. now i kick myself in the ass for it. he told me it was done. but he is up on the compter all night so what was to thank. we are just starting to go out to. WHAT DO I DO? plz help i tryed talking to him and i want him back. so help me .

In Love You
In love you let the heart do all the thinking And say with courage simply what seems true. Time will in good time do all the linking, But you must know you've done what you can do. Passion understands far more than reason, Seeing in the dark with more than sight. Truth, in truth, can vary with the season, Nor can you ever know you've got it right. So throw yourself into the stream of being And let the moment take you where it will. Fear does nothing for the bitter keening That only love's sweet sacrifice can still.

Found You
I finally found you and put my arms around you When your smile meet mine I knew we would be just fine You have the love and tenderness I had been searching for I found you and I need not look anymore They say that dreams come true believe in dreams I do When we are apart I breath with such a heavy heart when we are back in each others arms nothing can part us not even the strongest storms

021108 Fluffy Starr Blog
Happy Monday! [PHOTO INSIDE] Current mood: refreshed What a week last one turned out to be. But I can't forget that it wasn't entirely bad. I went for dinner with an old friend, and we had a really wicked time talking about old times, and laughing. And on Saturday night, I saw many wonderful friends who made me feel loved and hugged and kissed and happy, because they didn't want me to be sad. And yesterday, Fefe and I went for coffees and shopping. We had one of the best talks ever. It was awesome! And then I got some totally rad ice blue eyeshadow. It's so funny, but blue is supposed to be "trashy," but I don't think in such a limited and uncreative way. I think on the right person it can look so delightfully retro, or uber futuristic... On people like me! Hey, I used to model and work as a makeup artist, so I'm not afraid to experiment with my face. I also got this rad blue hoodie with weird, sort of freaked out cats all over it. But this time, they are not scrapping, like my dog

Cute... ( Like Me...)
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, "For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?" Bill replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?" "Well," Bill said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?"

What Can Early Intervention Really Do For Your Child With Autism?
Question: What Can Early Intervention Really Do for Your Child with Autism? If you have a young child with autism, you've probably heard this over and over again: "Experts agree that early, intensive intervention is critically important." This has led a lot of parents to try everything they can as early as they can, with the hope of nipping autism in the bud. Before you start a program of early intervention, though, it's important to know -- what can early intervention really do for your child with autism? Answer: As of today, there is no cure for autism. If your child has been accurately diagnosed with an autism spectrum disorder, even if he is only a toddler, and even if he or she receives early intervention, your child will always have some symptoms of autism. That, in many parents' minds, is the bad news. The good news is that there is no window of opportunity for improvement that will slam shut when your child reaches kindergarten age. That means that early intervention (

To Those Who Hurt Me (you Know Who You Are)
FROM PAGANCOWBOY31: AS I AM SURE A LOT OF Y'ALL KNOW, PINK AND I ARE A COUPLE. HAVE BEEN FOR A WHILE, WILL BE FOR A LOT WHILE LONGER. NOBODY CAN TAKE HER AWAY FROM THIS COWBOY, AS SHE HAS ALREADY TOLD ME THIS. NOW I KNOW THERE ARE A COUPLE OF Y'ALL OUT THERE WHO ARE TRYING TO DO JUST THIS. LET ME TELL YOU, IT WON'T WORK, AND FOR THOSE WHO HURT HER TRYING THIS, HEED THIS: FOR ALL THE HURT YE HAVE SHOWN ALL THE HURT YE WILL KNOW BY THE POWERS OF 3 X 3 THE HURT WILL ALL COME BACK TO THEE. YOU HAVE HURT PINK ONE TIME TOO MANY THIS IS MY WILL SO SHALL IT BE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE WHO HAVE HURT HER, AND IN DOING SO, YOU HAVE ANGERED ME. THE SAYING IS, "HELL HATH NO FURY SUCH AS A WOMAN SCORNED". THAT SAYING FAILS IN COMPARISON TO A WOMAN WHO HAS A WITCH IN HER CORNER. IN FACT, THE BEST THING Y'ALL CAN DO, IS GET OUT OF HER LIFE COMPLETELY. DO NOT MESSAGE HER AGAIN, DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT CONTACTING HER AGAIN. BECAUSE IF I FIND OUT YOU HAVE, THIS CURSE WILL FAIL

Tag Your It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I was born in Glens Falls, New York 2. Got GED after finishing 10th Grade 3. Went to College for Clerical 4. I like Jack Daniels and Coke 5. Haven't dated/been seperated for 8yrs 6. Love Italian food but not Chinese 7. Had 12 cats once that I saved,have 4 now 8. Have had Sims Online Accts. since 12/03 9. Been married twice, neither one worked. 10.Spend most of my time online and w/cats. Passing the torch to........ Tinkerbell, taptap, restless soul, manly, Steve

Possibly The Best Blonde Joke Ever !
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: 'I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother'. The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). 'Anything?' he asked. 'Yes, yes, anything' the blonde promised. 'Well then, just follow me', said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. 'Come in and close the door' the man said. She did. He then said 'Now get on your knees.' She did. 'Now take down my zipper'. She did. 'Now go ahead ... take it out....' he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered 'Well.......... go ahead'. The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........... 'Hello. Mom, can you hear me?'

How Can You Just Walk Away
How do you walk away from someone you love And take the road of friend; Can you reroute the course you have taken And start over once again? I don't really want to let you go But inside me I know I must; The times we've loved . . . the times you've left My heart says stay . . . but it's my mind I must trust. We have shared so much together Laughter . . . fun times . . . tears; Yet sometimes we can't turn back time We must walk away, and allow ourselves to heal. I know one day you will be happy And your soulmate you will find; I know we each have one out there Even if for now . . . only in our minds. May life be gentle with you May God's best come your way; And on some quiet tomorrow You will realize things were better this way.

Happy Valentine's Day!!!
I hope everyone has a lovely day! I'm going to be horribly busy today since the older 2 have early release & will be home at 10:15 & 11:30. As much as I love to chat with all my friends, I'm just not going to be able to until later in the day. Please don't get upset if I don't answer you in the shoutbox, you might rather private message me if you'd like me to see & respond. *MUAH* Love to everyone! ~*~Lizzy~*~ Girly Comments & Graphics

Double Fubucks For Your Rates!! Today Only!!
ITS HAPPY HOURPALOOZA TODAY!!!! I WILL DOUBLE THE FUBUCKS FOR RATES TO ANYONE THAT RATES PICS IN ANY OF MY FOLDERS UP TO 300 PICTURES!!!! IF YOU HAVENT RATED THE FOLDER MARKED FUBUCKS FOR RATES YOU CAN JUST DOT THAT FOLDER. Rules and $$$ amounts listed below: 1. Must be on my friends list, as the folder will only be open to friends. 2. Message me, not shout box, what you are going to do, then email when you are done. IF YOU DON'T MESSAGE ME YOU DON'T GET THE FUBUCKS! 3. All will be verified. Remember everyone gets more points at Happy Hour! $$$$ is as follows: 15,000 fubucks / 100 11's 5,000 fubucks / 100 10's 2,000 fubucks / 100 stash rated **DOUBLED TODAY 2/14 ONLY** This will help you get points and fubucks and help me level and get points. Make sure you are on my friends list!!!! Link below..... Carebear-- Pitbull Mafia@ fubar

Fire&ice 2008
YOU FIRE THINGS UP,YOU ALSO COOL THINGS DOWN AROUND YOU I SMILE HARD TO WEAR A FROWN, A HEAT IN PASSION DEEP YET YOUR WORDS LIKE A CALMING RAIN THE ESSENCE OF YOU A SWEET SMELL ON THE AIR, ANGEL&DEVIL MIX IN WITH THE FIRE&ICE I ADORE THE NAUGHTY AND GOOD I SEE IN YOU, SPECAIL,UNIQUE NEVER CHANGE IT,... ---CAUSE YOU MAKE MY HEART COME ALIVE.---

10 Random Facts About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My eyes change color - Blue, Green, to Gray 2. I can't touch raw hamburg... yuck! *gags me* 3. I am a neat freak 4. I can't get into a wrinkled bed - 5. I fall for people to quickly 6. I am ultra sensitive 7. I love to chase rainbows =D 8. I am truly a dork... lol but an extremely intelligent one 9. I love to be humored 10. I love surprises... People I'd like to tag: "NYNGWIFEY" "Alfa Male" "Dawn Marie" "The Stutter" "Northy"

Bill's Contests...lets Help Him Win It Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
please help this sweet person win a contest...he says he never wins anything and i'd like to try to prove him wrong....plz help if u have can...even one or two comments would help! thanks so much!!!! luv ya, zoeygrl

Sorrow
You tripped on feeling something You found that it was nothing you fondle in the sorrow and find that there's tomorrow You take all your feelings shadows you're awake inside, your time grows you're facing like your hollow and today there's no tomorrow A break in the day to take it away the morning awaits with nothing to say my feelings will pass as nothing that lasts And reasons will fade they've all gone away You tripped on feeling something You found that it was nothing you fondle in the sorrow and find that there's tomorrow A feather that's fallen And caught in the spokes A vision that's left me A season of smoke And falling in some path that's miles today the meter has broken throw your tokens away You take all your feelings shadows you're awake inside, your time grows you're facing like your hollow and today there's no tomorrow

Dear Santa
Dear Sanda, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa ________________________________________ Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa ________________________________________ Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to

What I Want To Be When I Grow Up
I have a good job. Truth be told, I have the kind of job people would kill for. I make decent money and yet manage time to blog and have my own radio show. Even though I am lucky in that aspect, I will say this…when I was a kid, I didn't not have aspirations of taking X-rays or Ct scans for a living. Needless to say due to maturity, well, immaturity, and hormones, what I wish I could do for a living then, and what I wish I could do for a living now are two totally differerent things. So… Here is what I would do for a living if I had the choice. BODY ARTIST- I think that the painting of the female body and the creation of body molds is such a wonderful form of artistic expression. The shapes the designs… the rubbing my hands all over the hot bodies of females! Seriously… Nothing would make me more happy than to grope and rub shit all over a hot girl, look at her husband, and say… That will be $1,000. Sperm Donor- Whats the negative here? You jerk off a

Great Spirit
One of the many gifts I have, is being able to talk to Great Spirit and Him talking to me in return. It is the most valuable gift I have and helps me all through my journey. The thing that makes me laugh, is when people think they can lie and pull one over on Great Spirit. When Great Spirit wants something done, it gets done one way or the other, He makes the way. Recently Great Spirit has been quite insistent in many things regarding my life, He has spoken consistently to me now for a month about many things. At first I stood in disbelief of some of them, but really when I do that, He comes along and gives me generic messages that really don't mean a whole lot, but proves that what He is saying to me is true in all the other areas He has spoken to me about. That is the greatest treasure about being on this ancient path that I am on. My life is changing daily these days, I am changing and things within and without are changing in me and around me. I stand astounded at it all an

Hazleyez
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Why?
I think I've about had it with men, been hurt, played and lead on way too many times in the past 4 or so yrs that I've been single. I don't and never will understand why they ( the one's that I HAVE run in to or been involved with ) can't just be honest and upfront from the beginning, that's all I've ever asked by any body ..... I give them plenty of chances to just be honest yet, they won't. Why?? I've been hurt by the one's in the past but this last one hurt me even more than those did, why?... Cause I truly thought that he would never lie to me or lead me on or play with my heart or mind like he did. I left for a few days to make sure that my head n heart were in the right spot just to come back to find out that he's started gettin close to somebody else and that he lead me on. Now he's with that other woman and I'm saying good bye to him forever , I won't ever talk to him again, which is for the best, for me! And now I find myself in a situation of having no tr

Take A Seat And Think
You chose for yourself and therefore the reward will be inner peace. You can't change the world if you haven't learned how to change yourself. conditioned as a child, we must grow to other's standards and expections. Growing further away from truth and we forget to learn from each other. Ego then turns it's ugly head; My artificacts over theirs...even culture has a blind way of separating many things from what we truly share in universal peace. The primordial and most simple things come from such a deep deep place in one's mind, no one knows how to get there, how to survive there, and much less understand it once all is experienced. As the few of us that seem to torture ourselves, when in reality all we are doing is testing our limitations and weaknesses, pushing through, experimenting, falling in and out of consciousness. "insanity" all we are doing is aging our mind. In the end, we will discover a true cause, whether it's good or bad, we don't care...because all that really

Burn
I do not rest nor sleep I burn, daily And with great discontent and pain That it was with my doing Not one heart was wounded But more Not one faith was betrayed, But many That I have given to one Who now holds contempt for me And so in silence I burn lbm05/07

Soulmate's
Two souls meld Two minds intertwine Two hearts embrace Two wills link Two bodies desire Two lives join To be forever changed No longer bound Set free by the unseen Set side by side Set apart for each other Ever seeking each other Ever finding each other

Untouched
We danced as we had never danced. Void of touch, Eyes closed, Flesh alive. A soulful embrace. Spirits flying, invisible heat, Transcending time. Our hearts beat as one. Loud as thunder, Entwined together, Joyfully Singing. My senses ache to feast. Delicious hunger, Tactile treat, Visually intrigued. Passion erupts from within. Luminating us, Innocently calling, Spreading infinitely

A New Door Has Opened
A new door has opened, the old ones have closed. It is time to move on. The sun has come out, The flowers are blooming. And now the rain has finally stopped. A new door has opened. The pain is still here, but know it will soon go. The frowns have turned to smiles, the tears have turned to laughter. New hopes and New dreams. A new door has opened, the old ones have closed. Life was never that easy, but through it all I made it through. The love of friends, the support of family, I had to fight to get to where I am at, through the tears and the heartache. Family I will never see again, I had to let go and move on. I will miss them all, but there comes a time in everyone's life you must make a decision, regardless on how hard it may be. A new door opened I took a step forward and let the old ones close. I had to move on. The pain will one day disappear, but until then i know it was worth the fight. I will go on and do what it is i was meant to do. M

Hmmm
1) Are you my friend? 2) Am I your friend? 3) Do you miss me...ever? 4) Would you miss me if I moved far away? 5) Would you mourn me if I died? 6) Would you be there for me if I really needed a friend? 7) Have you ever lied to me? 8) What do you really think about me as a person? 9) Am I a loser? 10) Why are we friends? 11) Why are you answering these questions?

Profile Of An Intp
Everything, and more, that you ever might want to know about what makes me, me... It is actually VERY accurate. A description of the INTP Personality Type by Paul James Original version: April 5, 1999 revised and published on the web: March 12, 2000 INTP is one of the 16 personality types defined in the Myers Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI). I will assume that visitors to this page already have a basic knowledge of the MBTI system for I wish to concentrate on describing the INTP type as best I can. The descriptions below are based on personal experience combined with knowledge derived from other MBTI sources and I hope that other INTPs and non-INTPs alike may find some of this material illuminating. This page may be updated and expanded when appropriate. For a general introduction and overview of MBTI temperament analysis, visit Robert Winer's excellent resource at Gesher. INTPs are about 1% of the general population, making this one of the rarest of types. The bas

Tag?
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 10} I wear my emotions right on my face. 9} My fu-name is what I do for a living (the second half is Deutsch for Weldor Man) 8} I'm a nympho 7} I'm too shy to talk to girls 6} I can't drink milk 5} I eat LOADS of ice cream 4} I make mad cash 3} I can't keep it 2} I hate all drugs 1} I am the most accident prone sober person ever Tagged! Isis Lilhoochiefromdownunda Alchemy DrugLikeRomance LaynaRexxy

My Mum N Dad
My Dad's so sweet. He came over today while my Mum was at her weekly quilting bee. He brought me crushed ice, chocolate, mint tea, tofu 'cream cheese', ginger ale and juice. Oh yeah, and a load of clean laundry that my Mum did for me at their house. Then he took out my trash and checked my mail before going home to eat his lunch. Don't know what I'd do without them! He's 75 and she's 74. High school sweethearts, they have been married to each other for 52 years. It will be 53 on April 8th... *note* He did all of that for me while I was laid-up on disability, with my right arm in a cast up past the elbow from a work injury...

4 More Days
Wanna see a sexy pic of my ass? of course you do!! lol ;) Bonus!! you get to see a slew of other ladies' wonderful booty's as well! THERE ARE ONLY 10 DAYS LEFT!!!! There is an Ass Contest goin on over at Freakdaddy's!! http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme3 That link will bring you to the pics of all the entries!! It is FREE to go enjoy the view! You do NOT have to pay for anything, You do NOT have to even sign up for anything! This is just a fun contest for you to enjoy and show us ladies some love!! Too easy!! YOU CAN GO BACK AND VOTE DAILY! ONLY 10 DAYS LEFT! click to check the pic you like best, scroll to the bottom of the page and click "vote" told ya, too easy! my pic is the 4th row, 4th pic (Kaylee Kurves); i know i'd love the support, currently in the top 10 which is awesome, but i have a personal number and goal i'm trying to reach,not win. with the amount of friends and fans, even if you go vote one time or two, it'll be cake to reach! Thanks for all

Persia Needs You!
Persia needs a Spotlight. Persia DESERVES a Spotlight!!! Go by her page, Rate/Add/Fan her. Rate her pics, rate her stash. Rate her blogs. Donate Fubucks, if you can. Anything to help! Lets get her that Spotlight! Per§ia FuGF of Elizabitch, Ruby Cairo, & SweetLilAngel604 ♥ Co-Skank to NSF You@ fubar

Phat Botom Gurls Lounge
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Haha
YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes

Think About It
you wake up get something to eat they may still be awake...for a few days you take a warm shower, takin it for granted they forgot what a shower feels like you hug you kids and parents they look at a worn picture missin their families each day you have freedom to do what you want each day they are fightin for that freedome so when you see a militry man or woman stop being selfish take a minute let them know they are respected remind them they are loved and thought of daily after all they are the ones keeping you safe

Daddy's Rules For Dating
Daddy's Rules for Dating Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten y

Galaxies Caught Mangling Starlight
Larry O'Hanlon, Discovery News e-mail share bookmark print To email this article, type in your friend's name and email address, your name and email address, and a message. Then click "submit." Friend's name: Friend's email: Your name: Your email: Optional Message: Message Sent! email sent - confirmed close Digg del.icio.us Reddit Newsvine close Mangled Starlight Mangled Starlight Feb. 21, 2008 -- The universe is a gigantic sausage grinder -- with galaxies chopping and twisting light in all sorts of ways, according to a new study. Astronomers announced this week the discovery of no less than 67 galaxies caught in the act of mangling the light from far more distant galaxies in a patch of sky just nine times that of the area taken up by a full moon. If the discovery holds true for the rest of the heavens, there ought to be almost 500,000 more such cases of distorted, gravitationally "lensed" and magnified light from the early universe. T

Dj Tommy Six
Meet One Of The Best DJ's On Fubar & Show'em Some Fu Love dj tommy six##fu-ownedby misbehaving2***fu bf to the wild queen**member of the fu bombers @ fubar DJ Tommy Six Rocks The Candy Shop Lounge Hear his shows Monday through Thursday from 1:00 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. Eastern Click here to visit The Candy Shop Lounge Have a great weekend!! Misbehavin2 ♥ Fu Owned By ☣ SatCommTech ☣ ♥ Fu Owner Of Countryboy Superman & DJ Tommy Six ♥ @ fubar

The Kiss
would you kiss me tonight so soft so gentle arouse deep feelings please, make it so sensual can you feel a kiss without your heart so warm your lips, I felt them part no words can be spoken, the meaning is true that kiss will last forever it’s only for me and you a kiss from the heart

For A Friend To Read
This was written almost a year ago in my MySpace blogs. I'm posting it here for people to read to know some of why I'm such an abrasive asshole..go through this and see if YOU don't get the way I am. Thursday, March 15, 2007 March 14, 2006 Current mood: sad Category: Life Well, it's officially a year since I lost my beloved. I remember it like it was yesterday. I came in the door from dropping the kids off at school, after visiting the clothes closet, and there she was in the bedroom doorway slumped over on the floor. I called her name and got no response. I SCREAMED her name, still nothing. I rushed over to her and touched her shoulder to shake her, as I did that my fingers brushed her cheek and she was very cold. I quickly felt for a pulse and found nothing. I ripped off my coat and dialed 911 on my cell phone. The operator suggested CPR, so I laid her down and knew in my heart that that was going to be a futile effort, she was already blue, but I tried anyw

What A Great True Friend Does :d
SIMPLE WORDS CAN NOT EXPRESS HOW WONDERFUL MY FRIEND BARBARA IS! PLEASE GO AND RATE HER PHOTOS/STASH AND FAN/ADD/RATE HER. SHE IS SO KIND AND CARING AND GIVING THERE IS NO WAY I CAN EVER REPAY HER KINDNESS BUT MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME SHOW HER HOW MUCH HER KINDNESS MEANS TO ME BY HELPING ME SHOW HER LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE!!! {For every 100 photos/stash you rate for her I will make you 1 photo effect for free and if you rate it all I will do 8 (she has 722 photos/stash combined) AND if you rate them all I will pimp you out (will be doing one big pimp out) & if you're VIP and give her 100 11's I will do a separate pimp out bulletin of JUST YOU as well as put you on the mass pimp out. YOU MUST private message me and let me know & I will confirm with her on how many. ALSO if you rate it ALL AND COMMENT it ALL I will do a TOTAL of 20 photo effects for you and/or your friends the mass & individual pimp out (for those of you not VIP this is how you get your individual pimp out) PLUS I will

Why Does Love Hurt So Bad?
I know I shouldn't care but after 4 years of marriage having your spouse tell you they married you to get you out og the situation you were in with a family member instead of love hurts like hell. You go into a marriage with everything you have and you get nothing but a swift kick in the ass. I went into my marriage looking at my husband and thinking this is the man i want ot spend my life with and it sucks to know that the feelings werent mutual. but that's life i guess. maybe i'am ignorant but i just wish i didn;t have to feel how bad this hurts.

The Ghetto Diaries
You know I thought I had just about seen it all tht could go on in this small town.. all the little eccentric characters we have here, from The Road Warrior to Two Hats, as well as the other small town charms that seem to run rampant here in murray and hold people here like this brutal quasi metropolitan venus fly trap.. Anyways my experiencs of this town incresed when I first moved into what my mailman lovingly refers to as little saigon, yet should actually be called little mexico city, I swear for a night of entertainment go running through the parking lot yelling La Migra.. if ya don't get shot it should be fun.. So as you all know I live in the palace I lovingly refer to as the ghetto.. shitty faulty wiring, including massive amounts of blue sparks shooting out of the outlet as me and lee attempted to hook up his ps3, holes in the wall and other "benefits" make this pad just a charming little stop off... But up until tonight there was something missing from my ghetto, somet

Just Wondering Why
why do people enjoy shreading the hearts of those who truely care about them? why do we open our hearts up for these people when we know what the ultimate outcome is? and to those who dont look forward to breaking our hearts we shun them, for fear they do want to? I wonder these things cause Im personally saving myself for the right person, yet foolishly i fall into the same bs games, time and time again. heres all i have to say to all yall who love to gain power from the destruction of others emotional state, Fuck you and get a life. Karma is one big bad bitch and she will sit her big fat nasty ass on you soon, and your just deserts will be granted!!!!

~~~~~~agivated~~~~~~
o.k listen up! if i post pics in the nsfw..and privite... if i let you view those then GOOD. but if not.. then get the fuck over it... i would like for you to ask me not.. fucking make me. so from now on... paybacks are hell bitches i see u read it huh! yah.... i posted something about it.. i'm not no fucking slut that just shows them to everybody! you cockhair!

Loremo: The Low Resistance Mobile
At 150-miles-per-gallon, the Loremo wants to show how far a diesel can go. By Jacob Gordon of TreeHugger.com Loremo (© Loremo) Click to see more pictures Loremo, which stands for "low resistance mobile," combines an efficient diesel engine with low weight and minimal drag to get upwards of 150 mpg. The idea is deceptively simple. Forget about fancy batteries, regenerative braking, and alternative fuels. Instead, make a car that's elegant in its minimalism and efficiency. The Loremo's German designers revisited the basics — engine efficiency, low weight, and minimal drag — to create a car that offers fuel-efficiency in the neighborhood of 130 to 150 miles per gallon. The Loremo is likely to dazzle drivers not with its acceleration, but with its ability to drive from New York to L.A. with only three stops at the pump. Loremo stands for low resistance mobile, and its engineers have stuck obsessively to this idea. By building the car around a 2-cylinder turbodiesel engine, and c

Hey Now !!!
Very Sexy Comments & Graphics I am in a FU BUCKS ONLY auction and I WANT YOU TO OWN ME! Min. bid is 50k I am offering the following: rate pics and stash during Happy Hour sfw salute 1 pimpout a month done with you right at the top owned by__ in my name pimpout in my about me section for the month random gifts thruout the month at least 7 drinks a week if fu bucks are high enough i will rate pics with 11's and add person to my yahoo and will also make you 6 tags.... If and only if the bids are high enough: I have a 7 day blast I am working on in a giveaway and it is your's to have if you can get the high bid!! Very Sexy Comments & Graphics

She Dreams My Mind
I lay here and watch you sleep, and smile drift across your face. my heart longs to be in your dreams, To join you in that wonderful place. To be in your mind,your thoughts, While your eyes are at rest. To fill your world,day and night, Is something I have always wished. You whisper "darlin day or night" As your eyes open towards me. "Your heart awake or in my dreams" "Is all I want to see."

Ultra Mind
I’m not going to delve into the ‘machanics’ of a sixth sense such as telepathy or clairvoyance here. Rather, I want to discuss one of the main complaints from the sceptical community. Namely, what is the point of paranormal talents such as cairvoyance? The point is valid. Unfortunately, they only ask the question and then move on, without waiting for an answer. Yet if we think about it, an answer is there to be found - and an answer that IS valid. A case study. GONE FISHING James Clarke went on a fishing trip to Colorado in August 1978. Moving from campsite to campsite, as he went to the Dolores River area he began to feel a foreboding. One particular night it was so strong that he described it as feeling a ‘malevolent force.’ Spending most of the night awake, he eventually went to the nearest town. There, he found out that five dangerous criminals had escaped from Arizona State Prison a fortnight earlier. Killing everyone in their path, including a family of four, the possess

Bigdaddy Crew Lounge...where The Fun Never End's
BigDaddy9672's Crew Can you handle gorgeous women? Kick ass DJ's that play your requests? A sexy ass owner and co-owner? Can it get any better than this? Ummmm yes it can...if YOU are here! So come on and check out BigDaddy9672's Crew! You will be extremely glad you did! (repost of original by 'RealWifeToRebel_Daddy68/FuWifeToBigDaddy9672/Head of Staff@BigDaddys9672'sCrewLounge*' on '2008-02-25 09:59:00') (repost of original by 'ICE MAN~BIG DADDY9672's security hos sweet revenge' on '2008-02-25 10:11:12')

Words
Don't remember how it happened, Can't remember when. Somehow you went from being my email buddy, And became my best friend, I know that we belong to others; I'm not the type to cheat. So why when I read your words, Does my heart skip a beat? So here I am, unsure of what to do; The only feeling I am sure of, is my love for you.

Check Out What All The Noise Is About
Show Our Girl's Some Support! *wink* Donate to the grand prize now! Just clicky this! The Judges «» Tecelote - Sexi DJ's Owner «» Owner - Iron Horse Radio in the Iron Horse Saloon «»@ fubarJoker "Offical IHS Wet - Tshirt Contest Judge"@ fubar♪♫PÏXÏ™ ♪“ "Official IHS Wet-TShirt Contest Judge@ fubar And One Super Secret Judge!! And One Super Super Secret Ninja Judge! Contestants TBA (repost of original by '♪♫PÏXÏ™ ♪“ Another year younger muahah "Official IHS Wet-TShirt Contest Judge' on '2008-02-25 14:30:00') (repost of original by 'Joker "Offical IHS Wet - Tshirt Contest Judge"' on '2008-02-25 14:34:56')

I Am Leaveing For A Long While
WELL I AM ABOUT TO LEAVE FUBAR FOR A LONG TIME...IF I EVER GET TO COME BACK AT ALL.I AM MOVEING AND ALOT OF SHIT IS GOING ON HERE WITH THE PEOPLE I AM LIVEING WITH.THEY HAVE DONE ALOT OF SHIT TO ME AND MY KIDS AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH I AM MOVEING.I WONT HAVE THE NET AT ALL.I LOVE ALL MY FAMILY IN THE DBC AND I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS.IF YOU HAVE MY CELL NUMBER CALL ME IF YA HAVE YAHOO ILL BE ON THERE ON MY CELL.I HAVE YAHOO ON MY CELL PHONE.BUT AT THIS MOMNET I AM GONE FROM FUBAR.LOVE TO YOU ALL AND BE SAFE AND HAVE FUN.

A Woman's Tears
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her c

Savage Garden - To The Moon And Back
She's taking time making up the reasons To justify all the hurt inside Guess she knows from the smiles and the look in their eyes Everyone's got a theory about the bitter one They're saying, "Mama never loved her much" And, "Daddy never keeps in touch That's why she shies away from human affection" But somewhere in a private place She packs her bags for outer space And now she's waiting for the right kind of pilot to come And she'll say to him She's sayin Chorus I would fly up to the moon and back if you'll be... If you'll be my baby I've got a ticket for a world where we belong So would you be my baby? She can't remember a time when she felt needed If love was red then she was color blind All her friends, well they've been trialed for treason And crimes that were never defined She's saying, "Love is like a barren place, And reaching out for human faith It's like a journey I just don't have a map for" So baby's gonna take a dive and Push the shift to overdr

Dumb People Piss Me Off!
Ok, Whether this will pisses people off or not, I dont give a flying fuck! When I take the time to offer you dumb fucks a salute, Why do you take up space in my shout box with ignorant questions like this: 1:Ready for ...: could you crush me hun? 2:Fre¥a ...: i want one what will it cost me? 3:Lloth73: and what do you gotta do to get a salute?? And Lastly......♥~D...: k...i want a salute....lol?????????????????????????? WTF is funny or wrong with someone trying to be nice to you ignorant fucks? I dont whore myself here for point and ur bullshit play money! You see boneheads I actually have a little bit of "KINDNESS" in my heart!Write this word down and look it up! Blow Me, I have spoken!

Fuck You
YOU KNOW WHAT. THIS HAS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING SO I AM GOING TO SAY THIS AND GET IT OVER WITH. FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE ME, MY STYLE OR MY COCK. IM TIRED OF FUCKERS MAKING STUPID ASS COMMENTS AND BEING ASSUPTUOUS ABOUT ME. WANNA KNOW ME...KNOW THIS...I CANT STA SOME F YOU WHINNY ASS,SELF ABSORBED FAILED ABORTIONS...YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SIC. YOUR ILLUSIONS OF GRANDUE ARE A RESULT OF PEOPLE TELLING YOU YOURE HOT WHEN ACTUALLY YOU LOOKS LIKRABID GUINE PIG. GET A BOYFRIED,GIRLFREIND,...SOMETHING AND DONT SWEAT WHAT I AM DOING OVER HER.

Crowded Bus
t was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was ample room in the back. Then the bus driver took over. "Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "Will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid people stay up front?"

Ripping My Pics
I WAS INFORMED THAT THE PIC I HAD UP BEFORE AND TOOK DOWN WAS RIPP BY ANOTHER GUY ON HERE... DUDE...QUIT BEING A FAG AND A FUCKING HATER. DONT GET MAD CAUSE YOUR GIRL WANTHIS 11" OF THICK MAN COCK...

New Blog
Well, I have finally set up my 'Thirteen o'clock Thoughts' Blog for my writing. My first posting is one of my favorite scenes from my book, 'The Oubliette: Modus Operandi Bellum'. I hope everyone checks it out! I would love some feedback :) 'The Oubliette' Complete should be out in stores and available online by this Halloween. It will contain both books, 'The Oubliette: Modus Operandi Bellum' and 'The Oubliette: Immortalis Venatio'

Racing Thoughts..
subject: Thoughts spinning in my head... post date: 2008-02-27 19:47:26 views: 3 comments: 0 ratings: 0 As the tears roll down my cheeks.. They take with them new momories never to be made.. I took my wall down & shattered my resistance.. Only to be alluded to false promises.. Promises of a future that held tightly to dreams.. Dreams of trust..love..and above all, utter happiness.. Your words I embraced to my heart.. The feelings went deeper than any beofore you.. You found my bitterly cold heart & warmed it.. Only to shatter into smaller peices.. I trusted you with my weaknesses.. But it seems as though, I was a game to you.. You, a new brighter light that radiated in me.. Brighter than the brightest star filled night.. Why did you let me go...? Making me lose sight that in this life.. Happiness is nothing more than an eluded dream.. That in the end never comes true...

Want U 2 Want Me
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. More colors. I want you to bid on me! I am in a fubucks only auction. Bids are at 360k fubucks as of right now. I am offering the following.. Pic rates 11's up to 500 pics Rate stash up to 500 Daily profile comments for a month Rate 100 pics 10's of 1 friend of your choice a week for a month (same friend or 4 different friends) 100 comments per day on your choice of contest/giveaway for a month gifts twice a week for a month Bulletin pimpout weekly for a month And since the bids are past 300k I will add the following... I will add Owned by__________ in my name, #1 friend for a month, keep you buzzed for a month, SFW salute, add to Yahoo messenger, and bump up gifts to daily. If the bids get higher...who knows what else I will add. :D Click on the pic below to bid on me.

Thinking Of You...
The warmth it is I feel in thinking of her, and of imagining what it would feel like if time-shared with her was given more often. There’s a nature about her in the way she expresses herself, in the way right that bears proofs of purity, of grace and of innocence. The softness within her words and within her voice and how she carries herself is graceful. She is that of an Angelic goddess but not one of who only bears characteristics of single mythology but one of many. She is as though the Muse to my words, as the words she expresses to I are of dramatic chorus inspiring feeling within to answer her truthfully. I have never taken to thought as to how to write or breath words to anyone, they are words of truth without desire to obtain anything in return when spoken. I speak from the heart, from depths within of honesty and of how I feel; I alone merely translate my feelings into words. But how it has come that she is such inspiration of them. Though as she is my Terpsichore, the

Garbage - Fix Me Now
Things don't have to be this way Catch me on a better day Bury me above the clouds All the way from here Take away the things I need Take away my fear Hide me in a hollow sound Happy evermore Everything I had to give Gave out long before Fix me now I wish you would (Fix me now) Bring me back to life (Fix me now) Kiss me blind somebody should (Fix me now) From hollow into light Crashing silent broken down Falling into night Who gave up an who gave in I'll go without a fight Cut me down or cut me dead Cut me in or out Kiss me blind time after time Take away my doubt Fix me now I wish you would {Fix me now I wish you would} (Fix me now) Bring me back to life (Fix me now) Kiss me blind somebody should {Kiss me blind somebody should} (Fix me now) From hollow into light Things don't have to be this way Catch me on a better day Nowhere only down from here Pick me off the floor Take away the things I dream One time one place one more Fix me now

I've Finally Found Someone {lyrics}
I finally found someone who knocks me off my feet i finally found the one who makes me feel complete it started over coffee we started off as friends its funny how from simple things the best things begin this time its different, it's all because of you its betther than it's ever been cause we can talk it through ooo...my favorite line was can i call you sometime its all u had to say to take my breath away this is it Chorus i finally found someone someone to share my life i finally found the one to be with every night cuz whatever i do it's just got to be you my life has just begun i finally found someone oooh someone .i finally found somenoe did i keep u waiting? (i didnt mind) i apologize (baby that's fine) i will wait forever just to know you were mine (ooh) you know i love your hair ( sure it looks right?) i love what you wear (isnt it too tight?) you're exceptional i can't wait for the rest of my life Chorus ohh my life has just begun i've finally found

A True Drunk
so today i made a new friend and this niggs is comedy. he use to be a manager at some resturant but he always came to work drunk as hell and didnt do shit, so he got fired. The same day he lost that job he went home got his girl and started gettin drunk again and ended up drivin his car to tj. When he gets to tj he runs into two mexican guys who tell him he can park his car where they were at so his drunk ass does that. From there he goes to the club and of course hes drinking some more at about 4 in da morning he decides to go home, so he leaves the club has his keys in his hand and gets back to where he left the car. the car is no longer there and the two guys are gone too. so hes walkin around the area pushin the button for his alarm thinkin that he was in the wrong area. His car never chirped back. so the two guys stole his car and his dumbass basicly walked into the set up or should i say parked in the set up. you would think that if u been to tj more than once and u never drove a

Exhausted....
I just got home from work about an hour ago and I am utterly exhausted...Work kicked my ass last night. My feet are hurting, my calves are burning lol and im just hella sleepy but i need to get some food in my stomach before i make myself sick. So do u think it is to early to be having a beer with my sandwich??? lol or does it qualify me as an alcoholic??? Whatever..it tastes good to me. Thank god I only have 2 nights left, then im done. Well for at least 2 days lol.

This Pill Allows You To Fly
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar. As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him. The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman."

Please Help Me!
So, I'm in a give away for my first happy hour, and so far so good! I'm only a little over 15,000 comments away from getting it! Please, if you can, drop some comments on the picture below and help me get it! Anything help, whether you leave 1 or 100. (The more the better! :P) If you have already helped me, PLEASE go back and do a few more! I'm trying to get this over and done with! Thank you in advance!! Here is the link to the picture:

Cup Of Coffee With A Friend
A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you

Crushes
first off i must say how saddened i am that i was at 4 but alas as of today i am down to 3...butthole..who ever u are :P secondly...i would really love it..if u would tell me who u are that has a crush on me :) hehe i know who one of them is..but not the other 2 (or the third meany who un-crushed me today..lol) thirdly....this doesnt really matter..but im curious :) maybe ill give u a lil surprise if ur my crush...muahahahaha ;) (lets see if my bribeing tactic really works..haha)

Pet Lovers
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the oth

Deleting People
i have way too many people on my list that i do not hear from or rate for one reason or another. So if I seem like i'm being a bitch OH WELL! tired of all these fake accounts and harrassing asshats that need a life and the perverts who think they can talk shit to me! So if you do not have a salute pic, or do not rate or i do not interact with you, your gone!! and also friends of people who are harrassing me GONE!!! Bloody tired!!! Mina Im finding out slowly who my true friends are , I already deleted 400 people i will do more every day!

Though I Chose Death Instead Of Pointless Pain
Though I chose death instead of pointless pain, Please forgive the manner of my leaving. My love and need for all of you remain. I could not long such suffering sustain, Nor would it long have held you from your grieving. Though I chose death instead of pointless pain, I hope that choice will not my memory stain, Nor lead you to be wroth at my deceiving. My love and need for all of you remain. For only in you do I live again, Woven like a wind into your weaving. Though I chose death instead of pointless pain, I put to you the plea of the self-slain: To comprehend an anguish past conceiving. My love and need for all of you remain That all that I have been not be in vain, But blend into the earth of your believing. Though I chose death instead of pointless pain, My love and need for all of you remain. BY: YOUR BELOVED TWEETY

Dj Devine Is In A Pinup Contest!!!
BLUE ORION RETRO PINUP GAL & GUY CONTEST!!LOOKING FOR THE NEXT BLUE ORION PIN-UP GAL & GUY!!! PLEASE VOTE!! JUST CLICK THE PICTURE AND COMMENT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN FOR YOUR FAVORITE!! *** THE WOMEN *** Vote For ** Asian Angel ** Click The Pic Below Vote For ** LoVeY ** Click The Pic Below Vote For ** Innocent Eyes ** Click The Pic Below Vote For ** Stephyjo ** Click The Pic Below Vote For ** JR and Mears Girl ** Click The Pic Below Vote For ** SIN ** Click The Pic Below Vote For ** TDS ** Click The Pic Below

More Effective Than 911
EMERGENCY TELEPHONE NUMBERS These are more effective than 911 When - You are sad, phone John 14 You have sinned, phone Psalm 51 You are facing danger, phone Psalm 91 People have failed you, phone Psalm 27 It feels as though God is far from you, phone Psalm 139 Your faith needs stimulation, phone Hebrews 11 You are alone and scared, phone Psalm 23 You are worried, phone Matthew 8:19-34 You are hurt and critical, phone 1 Corinthians 13 You wonder about Christianity, phone 2 Corinthians 5:15-18 You feel like an outcast, phone Romans 8:31-39 You are seeking peace, phone Matthew 11:25-30 It feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone Psalm 90 You need Christ like insurance, phone Romans 8:1-30 You are leaving home for a trip, phone Psalm 121 You are praying for yourself, phone Psalm 87 You require courage for a task, phone Joshua 1 Inflation's and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone Mark 10:17-31 You are depressive, phone Psalm 27

Wonder Why
Wonder Why Melissa Kenyon 1996 Why don't you look into my eyes Are you afraid that it might make me cry And you wonder why I haven't loved you yet Like you love me Life is cruel Life isn’t fair The way you want me to feel will never be there In till you look into my eyes But yet you say I am the one So much truth yet so many lies How can I tell what is real How can I tell what is a lie I guess I will never know I am only looking for someone to love But I know your not the one How do I tell you that with out hurting you I will never feel love I will never be in love My heart is to broken to be loved

Minorities
Minorities We need to show more sympathy for these people. * They travel miles in the heat. * They risk their lives crossing a border. * They don't get paid enough wages. * They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do. * They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language. * They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day every day. I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans; I'm talking about our troops! Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegal’s, but don't support our troops and are now threatening to defund them? Please pass this on; this is worth the short time it takes to read it.

~~the Best Kind Of Love~~
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80ʼs, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctorʼs appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit

Feeling The Luck Of The Irish?
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. Are you feeling the luck of the Irish?!?! Come and bid on me I am in a new auction. I am offering the following: Pic rates 11's up to 500 pics Rate stash up to 500 Daily profile comments for a month Rate 100 pics 10's of 1 friend of your choice a week for a month (same friend or 4 different friends) 100 comments per day on your choice of contest/giveaway for a month gifts twice a week for a month Bulletin pimpout weekly for a month If bids get past 500k and/or get a cash(blast,VIP,etc) bid I will add the following... I will add Owned by__________ in my name, #1 friend for a month, keep you buzzed for a month, SFW salute, add to Yahoo messenger, and bump up gifts to daily. Click on my picture below!

Prime Example Of What A Fuctard Is
GOT THIS IN MY FUMAIL AWHILE AGO from: onlysingle date: 2008-03-05 04:43:23 subject: hey sexy woman read receipt: No replied: No block user hello !!!! you are very sexy ........If, on you look for fun and excitement come Together let me ......i like ceybersex....i want sex with you...if you want too my msn ,,,,onlysingle3737@hotmail.com,,, onlysingle_1@yahoo.com add me... baby come FUCTARD NOW BLOCKED FROM MY PROFILE

My Car Accendent Today March 5th 2008
I was on my way to work today as I got onto highway 100 N my car slid out of control into the center concrete wall facing traffic and a security officer had help me turn my car around by blocking traffic so I could turn around am ok but my car isn't heres the damages of what happen Thanks for listening and opening this I took a video and pictures. Sincerely, Brian

Sexy Eyes Contest
PLEASE REPOST THIS LOVELY, SWEET, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A CONTEST FOR THE LOVELIEST EYES. IT ENDS FRIDAY AT 6P.M. PST IT WOULD BE GREAT TO SEE THIS SEXY LADY WIN THE CONTEST. I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU TO GOT TO THE CONTEST LINK ABOVE DAILY UNTIL IT ENDS AND SHAKE SOME BOOTY MAX YOUR COMMENTS LETS GET HER THE WIN THANK YOU

Product Launch Formula
Product launch formula Click Here To Read A Product Launch Formula 2 Review Product Launch Formula was created by Jeff Walker, a leading internet guru. After the stupendous success of Product Launch Formula he is launching Product Launch Formula 2 now. If you don't know Jeff Walker, then I am pleased to let you know that he is the one who made six figures in a seven day period. Jeff says, I have a huge passion for the internet publishing business, and I love sharing it with people. Now I want to be absolutely clear here - not all of my motivations are so altruistic. You can rest assured that I will make a very nice profit from this web site. After all, that is what I do - I put together profitable web sites. And I am going to turn this one into a very nice profit center - just watch me. In fact, I am going to let you see how I do it as I go along. product launch formula, product launch formula 2, product launch formula 2 review, product launch formula 2 download, produc

Late Night Thinking
late night thinking, has brought me to the conclusion that there are four people i miss more than words can describe. so much, to the point where i lie in bed and cry. which isn't me. thought it might prove helpful for myself if i verbalize it. not so much for other people to see it, but for my own sense of sanity. meh. i'm not sure anymore. Joseph; this is any easy one. my brother and one of my best friends. leaving him behind when i moved is the only thing i regret about moving. i can't stand being away from him. we don't talk as much as i would like us to, but at least i have some sort of contact with him. the last time we spoke, i asked him about moving here. he still wants to, so i'm just holding onto that until i can see him again. Adam; without a doubt my favorite person in the entire world, and obviously my bestest friend ever. i love him more than words can describe. i'd literally take a bullet for him. the first boy i ever fell in love with. and e

Wow Im Old (lol)
Wow hard to believe that 18 years ago today I had my 1st born...All started the night before at around 2:30AM...The next morning exactly 8 hours and 43mins later he was here...Bouncing baby boy named after his grandfather and uncle weighing 7lbs 11oz...Its hard to believe he is now a "legal" adult haha....Now that bouncing baby boy is now a good looking 18yo that is goin to go graduate in May and start college in the fall...WOW though I may feel old I couldnt be prouder of my kids...Mom is proud of ya son...Happy Birthday son mom loves ya!!!

Woman
"A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true. She knows love, therefore she gives love. She recognizes that her love has great value and must be reciprocated. If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears. A good woman has a dash of inspiration, a dabble of endurance. She knows that she will, at times, have to inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A good woman knows her past, understands her present and moves toward the future. A good woman knows God. She knows that with God the world is her playground, but without God she will just be played. A good woman does not live in fear of the future because of her past. Instead, she understands that her life experiences are merely lesso

Ticket
Tomorrow I have to take my moms dog to be put to sleep :(. I wish I could change things so that they were not like this right now. I am so sad about it and can't even imagine how my mom is feeling. What a horrible day ahead.

Rev L.r.sermon's : Sermon: Ten Commandments (exploration Sermon)
Sup Juggalos, Most of this and the next couple of exploration sermons I'm going to cut and paste. I will explain and add some notes but for the most part I don't think it would be a good idea for me to paraphrase. I want you to judge for yourself and learn from the exact wordings. We're getting into the section of Exodus where Moses is going to explain what God's laws are for his chosen people. On the 3rd month after leaving Egypt, the nation of Israel come upon Mount Sinai. The Lord tells Moses that He has delivered them as He said He would. He tells Moses that if the people of Israel keep His commandments then they will be for Him a Kingdom of Priests and a Holy Nation. So at this point in the Old Testament, He is telling Moses that these are to be His chosen people, that He owns the whole world but He's setting aside the Nation of Israel. I want you to keep this in mind as we go through some of the commandments and laws. I will refer to it again. God tells Moses he wants the peo

Ummmmmm Huh
The bed is now really squeaking, you found my hot spot you were seeking. Taking me doggie style, forget inches baby your cock is a mile!! Feeling that all in my back, you know baby boy you are stacked. Now you're standing at the end of the bed, I bounce my big ass back and forth on that head. Making a slapping noise as my ass hits your belly, I got you hard as a diamond, you can cut glass all because of me. In full amazement I feel you grow larger, just when I thought you could not get any harder. Your cock fills my tunnel of love, you fit inside me just like a glove. You got both your hands grasping my hips, you got me so close to cumming I am biting my lip. I hear you tell me you are about to cum, I stop my motion-- oh no I am not done. I flip around to sit in front of you, I now pull out a vibrating cock ring- what cha gonna do? © Copyright 2008 Mad Curves

I Dare You Too
Yeah So What? She may need A LOT ******************************* SHE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST PEOPLE ON HERE AND DOESN’T ASK ANYONE FOR ANYTHING. SO I AM GOING TO ASK YOU ALL TO SHOW THIS SWEETHEART A LOT OF LOVE. SHE HAS BEEN WORKING SO HARD TO GET TO GODMOTHER AND HAS BEEN ON IT FOREVER AND A DAYSHE FINALLY MADE IT UNDER A MILLION. SO IF YOU DON’T KNOW HER GET TO KNOW HER, GO TO HER PAGE AND SHOW HER SOME MAD FUBAR LOVE. ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" *DSC* Fu Owner of ~Kiwichi~ & ~*Ghost*SHOW HER LOTS OF LOVE NOW !

Rules
SQUAD RULES FIRST YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. NO SALUTE YOU CANNOT JOIN US. I am amending the salute rule for those that don't have one. We will accept members without a salute, but they have 30 days to get one. If by chance we are in a contest, those without a salute will NOT be allowed to bomb. SECOND YOU MUST ADD ALL MEMBERS that are listed in the SQUAD MEMBERS BLOG; TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST AT LEAST. You must add ~The Terminator's~ homepage into your family. THIRD YOU CANNOT BELONG TO ANY OTHER FAMILY OR SQUAD. This does not include families like CLUB FAR. You may be in them as long as our name is in there as well. You can join another bombing family as long as you are a leveler ONLY. FOURTH THE TERMINATORS MUST BE ON YOUR NAME Other than the four rules (there might be other later as we grow), that's it for now. Our primary goal is BOMBING GIVEAWAYS, though we might progress to contests at some time in the future. BOMBING IS REQUIRED, BUT NOT ALL

Splash Splash!!!
Come on now, go show Splash some love!!! She's tired of FU KING already! Let's make her a Godmother! WOOT! Splash Splash with LOTS of love! ~♫Splash♫~Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.♫I.B.I.C.♫DSC~@ fubar

Walmart Application
WAL-MART APPLICATION: This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place? DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD:Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 - 3:30 PM. Monday, Tuesda

And The Survey Says.....
1. Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your wife or husband? well i dont know my best friend is a guy if he slept with ....i think ill shut up but that'd be interesting lol 2. Where were you on your 17th birthday? out getting laid actually 3. Have you ever seen a live bat? at the zoo *giggles* in the bat house 4. Is there anyone you hate? maybe 5. How much are you on the phone daily? hardly ever 6. Do you like the color orange? eeeew...... 7. Do you find it in your heart to forgive? usually 8. Have you ever seen a prostitute? yea driving down south obt in orlando 9. Have you ever seen a real redneck? haha fuck yea 10. Do you like tattoos and piercings? drools.....yeppers 11. What size shoes do you wear? i have big feet i wear a 9 1/2 12. Whats your favorite season? spring 13. Do you care if people talk smack about you? i could care less 14. Do you like someone? i like lots of people 15. Does your dad call you b

Feeling Lonely
Feeling sad and alone. The one i love and long to be with is far away, and i crave his touch. now, i'm depressed and tryint to keep my mind on something else, but it keeps going back to him. Back to the sound of his voice, those beautiful brown eyes, even that little wave in his hair. I can't stop thinking of him. I know soon we'll be together again, soon i'll hold him in my arms. I just hope that day come's soon.

Dark Lotus - Call Upon Your Gods
[Violent J:] I think it's funny how...the toughest criminals and thugs and whatever... when they're on their death bed... you know like the day before they fry in the electric chair... all of a sudden they want to get religious. I heard that 9 out of 10 inmates on death row are all ultra religious. That's because they know that they're about to die. That they are about to meet whatever's after death. It's funny... nobody wants to turn to god till it's to late. Till it's time for you to fuckin' die [Violent J:] Agony Pain Suffering Bang Bang Chains Devices Torture things Is this hell? Might as well be It's what's next and shit I live life filthy Sexed every bitch in the gutter Then we rob her motha Find a shutta And shoot fo or fo each other I blame it all on the people around me It's because of them that god never found me Right?? (wrong) [Blaze Ya Dead Homie:] Before I hit the ground When I got three in the chest I should've guessed my time was up

Bombing...... To Help Obiwan Win!
For the Terminaters....Please, read!!!!!! Our leader, ~Obiwan ~The Watcher, has entered this contest to win a Happy Hour, a 1-year VIP, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack! Most of you know about this, but I am refreshing everyone's memory. The sooner this gets done, the sooner we as a family can move on to other things. Come on everyone, let's get this done! Click on the pic to go to the page! Thanks, Rebel'sAngel

Announcement
seeing as i no longer have my vip (B0000000) i have decided to add pics to my stash So the following catagories are as follows... Videos = vids of me Pics = pics of me Tracks = funny vids i like News = funny pics i like Surveys = friend's screenshots Dunno = Music videos Show = cool things done to my name (so far, lol So in effort to be my camera-hog self, I HAD TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING, LMFAO LOVE YA'LL ICULookin aka Skinny Dippin' Princess :P

You Know You Wanna
hey all bombers.. i have a good friend in a contest and he needs to get 50,000 comments by the 24th he needs ALL the help he can get even if you can only do 10 that is fine any help helps out alot.. can you help a good person out? if so here is his link click on the picture and away you go :)

5 Languages Of Love Do You Think You Know Which Is Your Preference
Dr. Gary Chapman, Christian counselor and author of The Five Love Languages, writes about the importance of being able to express love to your spouse in a way that your partner can understand. He calls this type of communicating using the five love languages. Words of Affirmation This is when you say how nice your spouse looks, or how great the dinner tasted. These words will also build your mate's self image and confidence. Quality Time Some spouses believe that being together, doing things together and focusing in on one another is the best way to show love. If this is your partner's love language, turn off the TV now and then and give one another some undivided attention Gifts It is universal in human cultures to give gifts. They don't have to be expensive to send a powerful message of love. Spouses who forget a birthday or anniversary or who never give gifts to someone who truly enjoys gift giving will find themselves with someone who may feel neglectged at times. Acts o

Cali Vs Texas
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU! CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and that's how it is - I don't get snow days off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we

Funerals And Satin Panties
Today my heart was quiet. I stood there at the same site that I stood 6 months ago. When my daddy was buried. Today I stood there, not in grief for myself. But in support of another. Today I held hands and rubbed backs and kissed necks. And my heart was quiet. The wind kicks up high there. Almost fierce. A million undead kisses finding a place to land. A trillion unhugged huggs flittering about looking for the right person to embrace. I sat Cameron aged 6 up on a rocky wall. "Auntie Lollie... Im so sleepy" "I know baby. Lean here against me." And as he placed his head against my breast my arm circled his small body and I hugged him to me. My fingers playing with his hair. I placed kisses on his forehead every so often. "I love you Auntie Lollie" "And I you my Cam man." My eyes searched the sea of grievers and I caught sight of the Burgundy curls of my oldest friend. Firmly en

Go High Definition With Sony Bravia Hdtv
Since Sony corporation began, Sony has been committed to bringing the world the best in technology for the home. Having made contributions in consumer technology, we now have access to the Sony High Definition TV set range, one of the best in HDTV technology.Sony has been a leader in electronics, and Sony is certainly well-known for its introduction of the Walkman. Sony has been leap years ahead with its technology in TV sets. And the Trinitron technology has filtered through the years, improving to 'WEGA' technology. Sony now brings us the Bravia range of HD TVs.The Sony High Definition TV set range is another commitment from Sony to be committed to its Sony style way of working. Sony High Definition TV set comes in several elegant models, all designed with the very best in technology, while also offering a HDTV which looks great in your house.When the Sony High Definition TV set first was released the range of Sony High Definition TV set products was priced beyond which most would ha

Life....
just when you think you have it figured out.... it throws you a curve ball. blah. just when you think you have that wall high enough that nobody can break through... someone comes along and tears it down with the blink of an eye. you swear to yourself that you won't yearn for someone... that you will just be carefree and have fun and not want that certain someone to want to have something more than just a little fun... but then one simple conversation with them changes all of that.... and you're scared to death that if you let them know that you want more than fun, they'll turn and walk away.... so you don't bug them, you don't call when you miss them even though you want to talk to them so much it hurts. you don't tell them how you really feel because you don't want to scare them away.... or make things akward.... so you sit here biting your tongue and trying not to let them steal whats left of your heart... knowing that in the end you're helpless against it... especially once you see

Boricua Baby
Boricua Baby Boricua Baby how beautiful you are. You are so strong and talented. So smart and delicate. You are woman you are man. You are all that I breathe and everything that I am. Because of you my skin is olive. My hair long beatiful black and strong. My eyes are the deepest brown. Coy and vibrant. Intelligent and profound. I speak, move, and dance with African rhythym and Spanish flair. When I walk down the street every man must stare. I am a flower filled with Taino power. The sweet taste of sugar cane flows from my lips. The motion of the ocean mimics the rhythym of my hips. I am a Carribean Charmer. Passionate and proud. I am a Boricua Baby and never ashamed to say it out loud.

I'm Back!
Hmmm...should have kept the old account - I can't find most of my old friends! I've been away for six months or more. It's taking me some time to remember how all this stuff works so please bear with me! I need some new pics so I'll work on that soon... Anyhow, if anyone is still out there that remembers me, give me a holler and let me know how you're doing! Love, me :)

Tips Of The Day - Eating Out
* Before eating at a fast-food restaurant, go through the drive-thru and eat at home. * To help your child practice sitting at the table at a fast-food restaurant, go through the drive-thru and eat in the restaurant. * To keep your child seated at a restaurant, sit him in a booth close to a window and sit beside him. * Bring a special activity bag that your child can play with only at the restaurant. * To help your child with waiting, set a timer so she knows how long she has to wait. * To teach your child to wait for his food at a fast-food restaurant, have another adult sit at the table with him while you order. Once your child is comfortable with this arrangement, have him wait with you at the counter for your order. * Watch your child when walking through a restaurant to make sure he doesn’t grab food off other people’s plates. * Before going to a restaurant, practice ordering with your child; let him give the order when he has it memorized.

Myths - Are They Real?
The JERSEY DEVIL The Jersey Devil, the supposed mythical creature of the New Jersey Pinelands, has haunted New Jersey and the surrounding areas for the past 260 years. This entity has been seen by over 2,000 witnesses over this period. It has terrorized towns and caused factories and schools to close down, yet many people believe that the Jersey Devil is a legend, a mythical beast, that originated from the folklore of the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Others disagree with this point of view. The following text will show there is evidence to support the existence of an animal or supernatural bring known as the Jersey Devil. The evidence consists of the stories of the Jersey Devil's origin, the sightings of it, and finally, the theories on it. There are many different versions of the birth of the Jersey Devil. One of the most popular legends says a Mrs. Shrouds of Leeds Point, NJ made a wish that if she ever had another child, she want it to be a devil. Her next child was born misshape

The Truth
"sometimes the pain is the only thing keeping me alive. its the only thing that could take you so close to death and remind you that youre still living. blood and scars theyre all reminders letting you know the pain is real." - Drunk-Pie ©

Ends Monday Last Auction For Me
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Yeah It Is What It Is...
I don't need a man to save me, I am as saved as I am going to get.I don't need a man to complete me, I am complete as I am.I don't need a man to put me upon a pedestal, its too far to fall and has a very painful landing.I don't need a man to control me, I can do just fine on my own.I don't need a man to be happy, I am happy just the way I am. With all the I don't things said all that are on my mind now..what I do need is this..a man to understand me ..understand that sometimes I get sad and cry and cannot explain why at that exact moment, to understand that I am a goober, a silly spastic nerdy gurl...to understand that sometimes my "sisters" will come before he does and to understand that bond between my "sisters" and I. To understand the drive and need I have to write constantly, to express my thoughts and dreams through my words..to know when and when not to interrupt me when I am in the flow of words. A man that will love me as I am and not try to change my inside to what he

Bad Day Selfish People
I get to work this morning at 5;45am. I get a phone call from my Mom saying the doctors are only giving my cousin a week at tops to live. So I didn't say much at work. Then tonight at work this very selfish lady starts screaming at me because she was standby on a flight. That she was going to get on the flight no matter what. Wrong thing to say. I tried to explain the situation with the flight. All she carried about was getting the flight. I lost my temper and I never do when it comes to work because its not worth it. But this lady was so selfish and only carried about herself. I finial told her there where safety issue and then as i walked away i looked right her and said what make your life more importune and you getting home tonight? then the safety of other passengers and crew getting on this flight ? She didn't know what to say .I guess i made her think.

Dolphin Rescues Whales
David Brooks, AFP March 12, 2008 -- A dolphin guided two stranded whales to safety after human attempts to keep the animals off a New Zealand beach failed, a conservation official said Wednesday. "I've never heard of anything like this before, it was amazing," Conservation Department officer Malcolm Smith said. The actions of the dolphin, well known locally for playing with swimmers at Mahia beach on the east coast of the North Island, probably meant the difference between life and death for the whales, Smith said. Smith had been working for over an hour and a half to save the two pygmy sperm whales which had repeatedly become stranded despite his attempts to push them back out to sea. A bottlenose dolphin, named Moko by locals, appeared and guided the whales to safety after apparently communicating with them, Smith said. The whales, a 10-foot female and her male calf, were apparently confused by a sandbar just off the beach and could not find their way back to

Butterflies
Dreams are Like Butterflies Dreams are like butterflies, All shapes and sizes In many colors they lay, Resting, sleeping, On butterfly's wings Dreams are like butterflies, Fragile and delicate Very precious, Like jewels as they glimmer, In the sunlight, Of a morning sun Dreams are like butterflies, Chased by the determined With their swinging nets, And restless energy, They never give up To have In their hands The most beautiful butterfly, Their wildest dream Dreams are like butterflies, Wanted by so many, For their beauty Filled wishes and hopes, Of one day, Being set free Dreams are like butterflies, Fluttering away in the breeze, Soaring into the sky A dream too big for the world, And yet so small For a butterfly Dreams are like butterflies, Catched by those who wish to seek Running after the beautiful butterfly Falling down, And watching it float away Holding on to that butterfly, After endless tries Never letting it breathe, Never letting it go Dreams are like butt

My Poetic Writing
Her spirit moves me, and I sigh I sing loves songs to make her cry Tears of joy wash away my sin Completely whole outside and within Made anew in the bonds held deep One in every way forever to keep Two of one soul , heart and mind Dream that my soul longed to find Now held in arms and the loving gaze She is my life till the end of our days One in all things and her heart beats true I thank god for the love my soul always knew By R Thomas Dinsmore written about my wife

Deadbeat Phaggot F%ck!
It never ceases to amaze me, the multitudes of deadbeat parents in the world today, oh you know the self-righteous fuckheads that roam the planet thinking that they piss ass pocket change they are required to pay for support of their children is the equivalent of cutting off a testicle. Worse yet they delight in the fact that they find ways around paying it..grr My kids' father is a fucking jackass!! i dream about mutilating him and things much worse he makes me so raving mad. He is a degenerate and should be extinguished from the planet! FUCKING LOSER! He stayed with my children today so that I could run some necessary errands and had the nerve to ask me for gas money, ugh... I gave him five dollars reluctantly and he complained and told me that I was 40$ short - I am like are u fucking smoking crack? I am gonna give you $45 for gas and spending time with your children when I haven't recieved more than 5$ of child support in the last two or three months? I seriously wanted to slay h

Pacey Memoirs:the Mcdonald's Years
When I was but a wee lad I worked at the McD's. Hilarity ensued in the form of grill karaoke, killing flies with slices of cheese, and drinking packets of honey. I have many fond memories, a few of which I'd like to share. McCancer There was a girl named Beth that worked with me. She was 27 and earned 5 bucks an hour. We'll just say she wasn't the smartest peanut in the turd. One day she came to work and wasn't her normal bubbly self. I asked what was wrong and she seemed very concerned but answered "Well, my family is going through a tough time right now" "Why, what's happening?" I questioned. She continued "My uncle is dying" I was shocked but said "Oh shit, I'm sorry to hear that" "Yeah" she continued "he only has 6 months to live" I asked "What does he have?" "Cancer" she answered I shook my head and said "Oh man...what kind?" "Well, he was a smoker, and now has cancer of the asparagus" she replied

Nothing Really - Not Worth A Rate
As I sat here tonight uploading a ton of music to my stash, yeah the music tells my age!! It was more than just listening to old tunes it was, It was a lot of things and then when my friend Becca was rating my stash and mentioned that she enjoyed this music and her parents listened to it all the time as she grew up, she sent me a web page of hits from 1975 and then said that was the year she was born and her parents were hippies. A thought ran through my mind for a fleeting second damn I’m getting old because my daughter keeps a picture of me from my freshman year in high school with my hair in a ponytail half way to my ass and tells her friends how my dad is just an old hippy. But it wasn’t till I got a message in my shoutbox that asked about my stash and where did I come up with this music. As she told me how cool it was and she had never heard of these groups I realized I’m not old I’m seasoned!!! – And yes this was some 18 y/o who obviously doesn’t own a radio. Lmao But

Love
Love is a thing shared by two Love is what you feel for me and you Love is precious when its shared Love is danger when its dared Love wanders and searches for the one Love plays and just do it for fun Love lets you hear love songs to emote Love lets you make sweet poems & a quote Love makes the world go around Love makes us happy if the one we love is finally found Love turns the world upside down Love cheers us never with a frown Love makes you cry Love sacrifices and says goodbye Love has its own reason and time Love can make someone you love "mine" Love makes a person kiss Love makes a person miss Love is experienced by all Love conquers when you fall.

You
You At frist i felt like crying begging god to dry my tears i sit and reminisce about all the good times i stare at you across the way block that i still care i'm still in love with the way you run your hands around me i'm sick of crying you know i love you i should stop feeling down & blame you instead you'll ask me why my friends still vibe i'll turn and walk away i'll tell you that i hate you we'll have nothing left to say we'll finally think it's over that this must be the end than one day my heart will stop as you hold your new love i'll force myself to realize that in time my heart will heal the feelings that i once had will slowly fade away.

Magic Pringleburger Pie
THis is cool because the pringles dissolve Ok.. First you need to pick two cans of your favorite pringles and dump them in a bowl pick out the ones that aren't broken.....its tedious trust me helps if you have little ones with this one put they ass to work.. Ok.. Brown your ground beef and add black pepper and some mesquite seasoning After you drain the meat add two hand fulls of shredded cheese and sour cream (optional some people don't like sour cream) DO NOT ADD REG SEASONING SALT LIKE LAWRY'S OR WHATEVER IT'LL BE TOOOO SALTY 1ST LAYER- UNBROKEN PRINGLES 2ND LAYER-Meat and cheese stuff 3rd layer-pringles.. Keep repeating till your run out. Take the broken pringles and spred them on the top layer and over load the top layer with shredded cheese baco bits I dont know how long to let it cook because i just keep checking on it to make sure the cheese doesnt burn AND AS USUAL... DON'T BURN IT OR YOULL FUCK IT UP! When you go to eat it....the pring

Maya Angelou
Some Food for thought by Maya Angelou I just love this lady! She is just full of wisdom and she talks from her heart. That's what I like about Ms. Angelou, she is a geniune, kind, caring person. We should all follow in her footsteps. Maya Angelou said: "I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow." (Don't I know this! I have lived this sentence many times over) "I've learned that you can tell alot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled christmas tree lights." (on a rainy day I like to curl up with a good noval and read the day away. I have never had my luggage lost. As for the tangled christmas tree lights....years ago was one big cluster fu*k! haha now, I sit back and take my time and work them out.) "I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your pare

Random Facts About Me
Here are some random facts about me. These are all subject to change. I work outside for the most part, but I generally avoid being outside Nirvana is my favorite band, I have at least 8 different versions of "Smells like Teen Spirit" I despise movies like Airplane, Another Teen Movie, and the such. I like my comedy clever, with some thought behind it. I worked in a pet shop, and ever since then, have no real interests in having a pet. As an ironic twist of fate, my wife is an animal lover, and I have a zoo. I am very fidgety. I love watching people. I have a sixth sense around them, and can read them really quickly. The previous still doesn't stop me from making poor decisions about people, because if they're interesting, I'm sucked in. If I wouldn't die of a heart attack, I would eat hot dogs and pizza for every meal. I only listen to Van Halen songs with David Lee Roth singing. I love true creime, and non fiction. I read fiction, but the older I get, the more I avoi

I Am Alone
I am alone, so very alone I hurt, so very bad I am ignored, just thrown aside I am security, for others to have I am lonely, there is no one close, no one sees the pain I cry, hope is gone I am alone, and no one knows

More On The Guy...
So the guy, the totally amazing one... He's in a situation right now where he can't be with me at this very moment. He's a few hours away, and he still lives with his girlfriend. I know he cares about her, which makes it hard to leave, if even before I was with him he was pretty much sure it was over. It's still hard for him. However, it's hard for me too. Knowing that I'm helping him sneak around, knowing that I can only have him when she's not around. Knowing that, while I'm missing him, he's spending time with her. Stolen moments... Don't get me wrong, I don't resent him for that, not at all. I WANT him to do what he needs to do. It still just sucks is all. I know that he's mine, not hers. There's no doubt in my mind on that one, otherwise I wouldn't have so willingly committed to him. It's just a matter of him getting things right with himself to move forward. I don't want him until it's right. I want things to be completely right with him before he

On To Italy
well on thursday im having surgery to have a tooth removed,,yay..then im off to katterbach germany..for a week..and after that at the beginning of april..i leave for two bases in italy for a month...naples naval base first..and then aviano..ill see you all when i get back be safe

Thought For The Day Thursday 02/20/2008
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "And those whose love surrounds me, edifiy this spirit, this mind. Their love, true and deep spreads throughout this heart, yet still, the darkness pervades the light. It swallows everything within and forestalls the surfacing of clarity. Deep inside, the dark controls this embattled heart with a relentless grasp. The light, fondly embraced in memory. Up ahead in the distance somewhere it must be. No peace this day, as the day before, and those to come. The view ahead, ill-defined, yet hopeful. The future, yet to come and to be revealed. I wait." ©Peter Britt Krystal Vision Publishing

Sexiest Eyes Contest
hello everyone, one of my contests will be opening soon, The Sexiest Eyes. let me know if u know anyone who still wants to enter that one or my other contest!! I WANT TO SAY GOOD LUCK TO THE PPL IN THE CONTEST!!! here is the link http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1288555&albumid=892099&idx=0 let the rating and bombing begin *************UPDATE ON THIS CONTEST************** this contest will be closing tomorrow night so get all ur friends to rate ur pic

Monosynth/remnants.....
Like the sound of sliders Here we go Up and down the scales Everyone can see the spectacle The army of wires With the stroke of magic hands I'll make your dreams come true With my... monosynth Notes go beep in perfect Time and beat The metronome he's our friend Oscillators join in unison For the grand conclusion I could be so happy If the world would not ignore me In my place there will be stories Of a boy who died in sorrow With his... monosynth. ---------------- from the lines you read they have you believe that there is a way through the escapade breathe like you never before and you take what you know when its all said and gone they said to me your road is paved the imagery is sold and played and when the tide turns and a soul resists and when you feel burned you move ahead your parody plays in part and all through the start cutting strips out of air your driver impaired breathe like you never before and you take what you know when its

One More For The Hell Of It
It wouldn't be Heaven with out her there The most beautiful angel could never compare God can keep His mansions and streets of gold May He forgive me for being so bold Father I mean You no disrespect But it's because of You that we met You sent her to me with a divine plan And I thank You each day for blessing this man You created her, so I am sure You know How her beauty captivates and her smile glows So Father, if You couldn't tell Heaven without her would be no different then Hell

M.e.r.c.
Can a demon get a soul? Can an angel lose his? What would a werewolf look like today and would you know one if you saw one? I highly doubt you would notice if you did meet one, nor would you notice its counter part the vampire. But the answer to the first two questions is yes a demon can and did receive a soul. As well as the angel that lost his. Two enemies forced to be one for the soul lost was the soul given and the crimes of the father to be forgiven by the sins of the damned. Many nights I wake from dreams of past lives and the things I have seen. Many times have I had to deal with the horror of a battle so few know of, There have been times I watched movies and read books that told half truths. So is it that some people remember what isn’t to be remembered, or is it all just fiction. Who would believe something they can’t see just cause someone wrote about it? No one wants to think are creatures out there that could hurt us if need be. Yet ghost and witches are believed

Hi Everyone
Sorry, I haven't written. I miss you guys so much. I'm leaving today for Comuzel, Mexico for spring break. Mark and his band invited themselves so I am sure I'll be chained, drugged, and raped the entire time. YAH. Me outside of the United States - what would you do if you were there. I thought Blake had already succeeded at his goal of getting me pregnant by March 31, but 4 test say no. The 4 test I took however won't cover all the cum he rammed in me this weekend. He is pissed that he can't go to Mexico. To catch you up, dream stalker has been hanging around. Most of his interest now if torturing and raping me online. He gets a kick out of all the people who like watching a cheerleader get hurt, and raped, or maybe its just me they want to see this happen to. YAH! From stun gunning my clit, to covering me with hot wax or filling my pussy up with it, to fucking me underwater or with a plastic bag over my head - people seem to watch it. I like to believe most of the h

Easter
Well Easter has come and gone. We did the family thing over at my grandfathers. Dennis(my brother in law) cooked out on the grill. He cooked up a shitload. We had steaks,italian sausage,burgers and hotdogs. Swear I got stuffed. After dinner the kids had a easter egg hunt. I was not able to be outside with them for that. The pain I was in just did allow me to do it. Still the kids had a blast and thats whats important. It was nice to spend time with everyone. UNC still got it going in the NCAA tourney. They made it to the Sweet 16. I hope they can continue this and get to the final game. Duke sure as hell wont be there lol. No race this weekend expect for the Nationwide series. Scott Wimmer won saturday edging out Clint Bowyer. I see the doc next monday. I can’t wait and I am hoping we go ahead and set up the surgery date. They put me on a lidocain patch on top of all my other meds. Wish like hell something worked. Sick of having to miss so much with this shit ugh!!! Well I

A Big Thanks Is In Order For Those Who Made It Happen
i would like to take this time to reconize those who have help me throughout the compition and those are ZGIRL~~ BARTENDER OF ZMANS DOMAIN &~~ ¢¾TrueLycan Free Lance Bombers~ &heart;@ fubar ~*Chaotic Princess*~@ fubar DEEDEE~PROUD OWNER OF JOKERS WILD@ fubar ♥SexyBitch♥@ fubar AngelnDiscEyes~Sexy BBW~ {**DirtySouthCrew**} ~a.k.a.~ $*Dirty Sowf Boop*$ ~Fan~Rate~Add~Crush~Drink@ fubar canadianchik@ fubar and last but leastDJ DemonWolf PersonalBitch2ACESANGEL Kindred2WhiteWolf420~ FuWifeOfDragonPoet Owner of TLFLB@ fubar go and show these wonderful ppl some love and then go bid on me in the auction lol thank you all who has helped if i missed anybody i am sorry but u are thanked as well from the bottom of my heart

Just Seemed Right
It just felt right u and i alone in the night hold to each other tight the moments were not enough my dreams a reality for a minute but never what i want u'll never be mine always hers i'm just the other woman never number one

Alone Again Naturally
--------------------------------------------------- In a little while from now If I’m not feeling any less sour I promise myself to treat myself And visit a nearby tower And climbing to the top will throw myself off In an effort to make it clear to who Ever what it’s like when you’re shattered Left standing in the lurch at a church Where people saying: "My God, that’s tough She's stood him up" No point in us remaining We may as well go home As I did on my own Alone again, naturally To think that only yesterday I was cheerful, bright and gay Looking forward to well wouldn’t do The role I was about to play But as if to knock me down Reality came around And without so much, as a mere touch Cut me into little pieces Leaving me to doubt Talk about God and His mercy Or if He really does exist Why did He desert me in my hour of need I truly am indeed Alone again, naturally It seems to me that there are more hearts broken in the world that can’t be mended

4 Myfu-owner
*Be my crush for a month *Rate all stash during HH *Owners name as my status 4 at least 1 hour a day *Fuowned by them in my name for a month and on a 1 day ticker *1 profile comment a day for duration of being owned *At least 500 11's during the month *Link their profile on my main page *Pimpout blog *SFW salute

Guys And Girls Night Out(repost)
- I was really hoping that many people would please help me out so that things can be reposted for me and all that good stuff that i can get more people in there just as well.Im really looking forward for some people to come in my lounge and see what you like in there,if you seem to like it please add your name in there ok thanks

Let It Begin
BOSSLADYWITDASEXXYEYEZ IS OFFEREING THE FOLLOWING TO HIGHEST BIDDER :PERSONAL SALUTE(SFW),RATE ALL PICS AND STASH DURING HH,GIFTS AND DRINKS(1 MONTH),PROFILE COMMENTS,PIMPOUT 2 MONTHS,CRUSH 2 MONTHS !IF HH OR 30 DAY BLAST.. 3 SALUTES CLEAVAGE OR BOOTY(MY CHOICE),SFW PHONE CALL,PIMPOUT FOR U AND FRIEND(3 MONTHS)..MORE ADDED DEPENDING ON BID ! LOONEY JUGGALO IS OFFERING TO HIGHEST BIDDER rate all photo's 11's during happy hour gifts daily comments daily add to my family add to my top friends rate all stash during hh make you a graphic sign pic 1 phone call add you to yahoo messenger if blast/hhh/or ticker 1.2 phone calls swf or nswf your choice 2.2 web cam sessions 3.2 big pimpin gifts 4.extra graphic 5.2 more sign pics 6.Make you a folder in my pics and put your pics in it MIN. BIDDING STARTS AT $35,00 FU BUX !! *~The nice girl*~Taken by kenny *~ Onegods stalker ~ *Greeter/helper@ naughty desires~ MIN.BID STARTS @ $35,000 FU-BUX WHAT SHE IS OFFE

Comical
Your Inner Muse is Thalia You are most like this playful muse of comedy. Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic. You make people laugh until their sides split. And you're always up for some play time! What Muse Are You?

Want To Be In A Contest??? *note Rule Changes*
Hey all! I am hosting a contest! To enter, You need a SFW salute. **note changed picture rule* The person who has the most comments at the end of the contest will get to pick from a 7 day blast, ticker gift pack, or 2 bling packs. If the comments get high enough they will be able to pick 2 and if higher than that they will get all 3. Rules are below..... * Salute must be SFW, if not you will not be allowed in the contest * Must have a minimum of 3,000 comments to qualify * If winner gets comments 25,000 you will be able to pick 2 out of the 3 gifts. If winner gets 50,000 you will get all 3. * No cheating, arguing, or slandering of other contestants, if there are, you will be DQ'd! * You will be responsible for pimping yourself out. I will make a bulletin and a blog once the contest starts. * Self commenting is allowed and even encouraged. * Rates will even count as 1 comment. * You must Private message me your picture you are going to enter. No Shout box links, they wi

Firefighter Unite
This is to all the people i have the privalge to call friends two people i know one of the very well died in an accident on Wednsday they where fire men they where caught up in a blaze and the roof collapsed on them . Can you all please pray to the lord our god to let my friends Mark and Brian that they find there way home to god and to rest in peace. Mark is a long time friend of my family he will be buried tommorow 1st october 2007 he was only 26 yrs young but full of life and love for his fellow man and woman i watched him grow from mark the boy to mark the man he was in the service for two years but was also a fire man for the F.C.A. the reserve army in ireland he has a brother Eamon and sister Niamh his mother Mrs o'shaunassey is devistated. Brian was the father of 14 childeren aged between 18 months and 28 yrs i didnt have the privalage of knowing this man as well as Mark but Bray is a small comunity and there loss is felt by all in this comunity this man was at the f

Pleh...
People Like You... Sometimes You are liked, but only when people are able to overlook your faults. Deep down, you are a good person, but you definitely have some obnoxious tendencies. So step back, and try to figure out when people aren't responding to you positively. A few simple changes could make you a lot better liked! What People Don't Like About You: People don't like that you forget them easily. No one wants to be friends with someone who doesn't remember their name! People don't like that you are judgmental and overly opinionated. Even if you are always right, they don't like to be reminded of it! People don't like that you put others down and like to gossip. They are worried that you also gossip about them! What People Like About You: People like that you give them complements. You make people feel good about themselves! People like that you can defend what you believe in calmly and rationally. You stand your ground and gain respect. People

Accident
hello all, i can only still write with one hand and unfortunatly thats the one with the broken shoulder too and can only use it for a little while, other wrist broken and arm broken so that one is about useless (there goes my sex life for a while i guess lol), but wanted to say thank you to all my friends that have been thre for me and have offered to help me since my accident. the overwhelming amount of poeple who have offered there assistance is amazing, enen those i have never even met before offering to help, it really warms my heart andd feel so gratefull that i know poeple that are there for me and would do things for a complete stranger overwhelms me> i so appreciate everything everyone is willing and are doing for me, and once i am whole again, i promise you that i am in your debt, and if therer is ANYTHING i can do for you please dont hestitate to ask. i have a slew of dr appts all weeek this week and some next week, but, so far this is what i have found out

My Name Is America
My name is America and I stand proud and free, I shed a tear for those that fights for me. For those are the ones that are willing to die for our rights that belongs to you and me. May it be a Soldier who travels far and wide, May it be a police officer who protect our city at night, May it be a firefighter that walks in the flames of hell. My name is America and I stand proud and free, You my children is what belongs to me. For you are the ones that stands behind our country and fights for what is ours. You won't fall when the Nation is threatened by a coward who has no shame, You will stand tall and help those that has fallen, You are the ones that builds my name. My name is America and I stand proud and free, And I am proud to call my Son's and Daughter's heros For they are the ones that calls me Liberty. ~CM~

When I Talk To Him I Feel Like This Song
Sum 41 Lyrics I don't want this moment, to ever end, Where everything's nothing, without you. I'll wait here forever just to, to see you smile, Cause it's true, I am nothing without you. Through it all, I made my mistakes. I stumble and fall, But I mean these words. I want you to know, with everything I won't let this go. These words are my heart and soul, I'll hold on to this moment you know. Cause I'd bleed my heart out to show, that I won't let go. Thoughts read are spoken, forever in doubt. And pieces of memories fall to the ground. I know what i didn't have so, I won't let this go. Cause it's true, I am nothing without you. All the streets, where I walked alone, [With Me lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] With nowhere to go. Have come to an end. I want you to know, with everything I won't let this go. These words are my heart and soul, I'll hold on to this moment you know. Cause I'd bleed my heart out to show, that I won't let go. In fr

New Auction
I'm holding an auction starting Monday April 5th. Entry fee will be 200,000 fu-bucks. If your interested hit me up with the pic you would like to use and your offer. Entries will be taken til Sunday April 4th. RULES No drama of any kind. The person being auctioned off has the right to refuse any bid. Bid starts@200k New bids must beat old bids. HH= 2.5mil fu-bucks 30 day blast/3months vip = 1.25mil fu-bucks 7 day blast/1 month vip/ticker pack = 400k fu-bucks Bling pack/3 day blast = 350k fu-bucks 1 day blast = 300k fu-bucks 1 ticker = 250k fu-bucks Thanks so much Dream Girlz management

Plf2 - Product Launch Formula 2
PLF2 - Product Launch Formula 2 Product Launch Formula 2 is HERE! Product Launch Formula is the brainchild of Jeff Walker. Now in it's second edition it has proven to be one of the most powerful and profitable courses for many of the students who have applied it's principles. With so many junk products online Jeff's product is one that delivers on it's promises. One only has to listen to the case multiple case studies of his students to understand just how powerful the techniques are. Here are just some of the results of Jeff's students: Martin Howey is a high end coach who took a list of only 5,000 people and was able to sell 100 spots in a $20,000 coaching program, bringing in $2 Million in sales. So effective was the product launch formula in his process that he still has people on the waiting list, ready to pay him when more spots open up in his coaching program. Jose Espana created a product specifically for the Spanish speaking market. Again, using the same tried

My Ears Bring All The Boys To The Yard...:s
You Communicate With Your Ears You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod. How Do You Communicate?

Product Launch Formula 2
Product launch formula 2 Click Here To Read A Product Launch Formula 2 Review Product launch formula 2 is in pre launch. Product launch formula 2 download should be available soon. Jeff Walker is going to announce this. Jeff Walker is a leading internet marketer who has made a six figure income within seven days. Jeff Walker says, "You cannot imagine the thrill of getting your first order over the internet. I remember when I sent out my first sales letter back in 1996. I did it late at night and then I went to bed. The next morning when I woke up there was a $700.00 order from Switzerland... you want to talk about being on top of the world - that $700.00 was 100% pure profit! Now you are almost surely in a much better spot than I was, because that extra $700.00 really made a huge impact on my family. In those days, that was an unheard of windfall for us. Since then I have gotten to know a lot of other successful internet publishers, and just about every one of them

Help Me! Help Me!
Come and help me in this contest. My goal is 50k+. It is running for the month of April. You need to F/R/A the hostess first. Here is her link if you dont already have this wonderful lady on your list. ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE FOR LIFE~*S*U*P*~@ fubar Come and leave me lots of comments! hugs Carrie aka Carebear Here is the picture link below.

Special Thanks To....
I WANT TO THANK MY WONDERFUL SWEET FRIENDS FOR HELPING ME IN MY GIVEAWAY THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER HERE THEY ALL HELPED AND DESERVE MAJOR PROPS AND LOVE FROM EVERYONE FOR HELPING ME WHEN I COULDN'T DO IT MYSELF!!! I AM INCLUDING A FEW SIDE NOTES ABOUT A COUPLE OF MY FRIENDS WHO HELPED ABOVE THEIR PHOTOS PLEASE GO AND SHOW THESE AMAZING FRIENDS SOME LOVE!!! AND IF I MISSED ANYONE I AM VERY SORRY PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL ADD YOU!!! ~~Sunshine~~ ☆ Dream Girlz ☆ ~~Stilletto Girl~~Fu-Owned by Silver Diamond & Jak~~@ fubar JOHN Enforcer@Club Misfits/fu-owned by~Î Ãm Á Fûkîñ Príñçê§§~@ fubar {MRmostunderated is getting close to level 22 go show him some love} **MRmostunderated**Miss B no.1 stalker,pimped by lsd's shell,FU/BRO/to Cutie and Starr@ fubar {Mysticfairy recently got her account reset she was almost to level 22 go show her some love and help her get back where she was!!!} Mysticfairy@ fubar {1969 has been a wonderful friend to me from the very fi

Fake Friends
My fake friends Why you try to be friends Why you try to talk to me Why you try so hard be a friend to me And u know that you trying to play me So if you a fake friend to me Dont think you can play me Because you aint nothing but a bitch to me AND YALL KNOW YALL YOU ARE

Faceless
Hate me with everything I'm better off without your animosity I'll even sleep better at night...at night I won't believed in you Reminded me of everything you put me through Now everything just feels alright...alright I feel so betrayed...mistaken I create another day You'll be gone tomorrow Lie to me..you're faceless You've made me out to be Responsible for your self-inflicted misery And never felt like this before...before Don't be surprised to see That I have nothing left for you to bleed When you come crawling back for more...for more I feel so betrayed...mistaken I create another day You'll be gone tomorrow Lie to me...you're faceless

Just A Thought
Do you ever wonder what could have been Have you ever wondered what should have been The memories of a beloved past, Tragic that it did not last. Moments pass into days The light fades to a distant gray. I wish I could have said things diffrently, just to let you know how much you mean to me. I cried when you said goodbye, I still hold back tears that I keep inside. Forever is what you said to me, Forever will it always be.

Fu Marriage ....any Takers?
So here the deal... lookin for a Fu hubby got any takers? These are MY rules for my marriage... You need to be chill as hell have one HELL of a way of proposing... no drama involved ( not into that shit) hmm always be there for me and not willin to just up and become someone elses Fu lover... May be the race begin...

Missing You 6-13-05
I sit at my computer and wait In my room I try to relax But my mind is running wild I know you must be having fun But the truth is that I feel sad when I dont see you On your computer In my room my thoughts Run wild thinking of you I want you to come home soon So that I don't have to miss you For one more day...

Moonstuck
Lucent waters sparkle in a pixie's whisper. Reflecting the champagne moon. Leisurely breezes overflowed by her attar. Mahogany venus, bathing in the balmy lagoon. Glistening, dewy wetlands enchanting oasis, every blossom serenades your cloaked, venturous places. Vexatious naiads swoon, a bouquet choices. She approches with her pliant ivory skin, and fulgent aquamarine eyes. Caution their deadliest weapons are their voices, gander from afar. They petal one another, hazel and pearl hues. Nothing adorning them, essence clung like glue. Attemping fiercely to unite declare exalt defying mortal comprehension. Cosset, they indulge in crimson idle flesh. Then rejoice and frolic into the night.

A Treasure Spurned
A Treasure Spurned [This short story was originally a part of my occasional series, Nancy of the Tenderheart, in it we meet Nancy as a preteen and discover a little of the personality that eventually made her famous.] It was a cold and bitter winter's day as the old man hobbled into town, his worn and ancient boots barely providing warmth for his feet, let alone protection against the weather. His clothing was poor too, tattered and patched many a time, and the only thing that would keep the weather from his old bones was a large waterproof, but it was wrapped tightly around the package he carried under his arm. I watched as he headed for the door of the inn, and as he pushed the heavy oaken door inwards I raced to the side windows and wiped some of the grime and frost away so I could peer inside, for I was very curious as to the identity of the treasure that warranted such protection in this bitter weather. As he entered everyone in the gloomy, candle-lit

When You Look In My Eyes
When you look me in my eyes, I get a burning feeling, I get utter hatred towards you. I want to get a brick, and beat the shit out of you. When you look me in my eyes, I'm shocked you don't feel the heat radiating from my body...When you told me the words from you're mouth-you said that you got mad, and frustrated...But truth be told, you are indecisive- wishy washy....Pick a side...What's it gonna be...Who's it gonna be?? I thought about beatting you with a Brick, I don't want the charges. I had so many vow thoughts, I thought about dismantling you're car... When you look in my eyes, you say that you can read my mind...When you look in my pretty dark eyes, you should feel the heat, the utter hatred, and dispair that I hold so high for you...I tell you what...next time you look in my eyes, tell me what I'm about to do to you....

Question Of The Day
Ok this is a new thing I am going to start doing. I have a lot of questions and I am sure at least one of you who read these damn things has the answer. So tonights question actually has 4 parts and is the aftermath of an earlier conversation I had with someone. Ok....Number One: How does one "suck dick like a porn star?" Number Two: Is being told that you can "suck dick like a porn star" percieved as a positive or a negative statement? Number Three: How does one "suck a golf ball through a straw"? Number Four: Is being told that you could do that a good thing or a bad thing?

Right Here
I'll stay right here Until you tell me to go Help you stand against your fears Unless you say you want to fight solo I'll stand right where I am Unless you point me to the door I will offer you my hand Until you don't want it anymore I will wipe the tears from your eyes Until you push me away Lie in the grass and watch cloud shapes go by Until I am no longer your forte' We can dance under the light of the moon Until you break the embrace Our hearts will sing the same tune Unless our song you erase I'll stay right here

April Poem-a-day Challenge Day 7
April Poem-A-Day challenge Todays prompt: "write a "ramble poem." That is, I want you to write a poem where you just start rambling without worrying about where you're headed" Here's what I came up with: Hmm ... What should I write about? I haven't the slightest clue. There's just so much that I could say to see this poem through. I could talk about the weather or something simple such as that. Sure, it may tend to go off track, but I'll have time to trim the fat. I suppose it doesn't matter, they're really just words after all. They could say anything I want or just say nothing at all.

For Everytime
For everytime you cry For everytime you hear the word goodbye, never really knowing the reasons why. For everytime you have had to walk away, know that you are going to be okay. even when you really don't know what to say. For everytime you feel lost, you're always wodering what's the cost. For everytime you close the door, cause you just can't take no more, you will win this war. For everytime you wish upon a star, but you can still feel the scars, remember I'm not that far. Look inside your heart, we will never be apart. For everytime you get scared, know that I have always cared. For everytime you cry remember I'll be there to wipe them dry.

My Birth Chart
This birth chart shows the positions of the planets of Kara The planets in the signs The position of the planets in the signs of the Zodiac has an influence on the character of the individual and these influences form a large part of the individual psyche. Sun in Capricorn She is honest, reserved, circumspect, honorable and strong-willed. Quietly ambitious within the realms of the possible, she likes and takes on responsibility. She can work in the social domain. Weaknesses: a bitter, hostile, disagreeable and mistrustful mind. Moon in Leo She is brave and knows how to take risks, has the courage of her convictions, is honest , imposing and sharp. She has a great sense of and respect for justice. Organizational sense. Selectivity in friends, but is not influenced by them. Taste for splendor. Weaknesses: changing and numerous affections. Emotional instability, pride. Mercury in Aquarius Likes everything that is new and original: is an innovator. Values her

In Memory Of
To my cousin Ben Woolard who lost his battle with cancer at the age of 25 on April 7,200 I know you can't stay A part of you will never ever go away Your heart will stay I'll make a wish for you And hope it will come true That life would just be kind To such a gentle mind If you lose your way Think back on yesterday Remember me this way Remember me this way To such a gentle mind If you lose your way Think back on yesterday Remember me this way Remember me this way And I'll be right behind your shoulder watching you I'll be standing by your side and all you do And I won't ever leave As long as you believe You just believe I'll make a wish for you And hope it will come true That life would just be kind To such a gentle mind If you lose your way Think back on yesterday Remember me this way Remember me this way

The Bestest & Sweetes Friends....
To EVERYone who took some of their time to wish me a Happy Birthday, yesterday, I am so truely honored and so VERY thankful for YOU and your thoughts. May YOU have nothing but smiles and delicious thoughts today and ALways!

Space Tourism Is Just 2 Years Away
A rocket-powered plane that will allow tourists to travel in space is in development and will start flights in two years. Plans have been revealed for 'Lynx', a two-seater 'space taxi', which will be capable of flying 37miles above the Earth from 2010. Flights will cost passengers £50,000 for a journey in the rocket-powered vehicle that is intended to operate like a normal aeroplane by taking off and landing on runways. It will reach twice the speed of sound on its ascent to offer space tourists spectacular views of Earth. Scroll down for more... Lynx An artist's impression of the Lynx - making space tourism possible from 2010, according to its developers The developments come just months after Richard Branson unveiled his Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo, a six-passenger space tourism vehicle, which might start flight tests later this year. Developed by US company XCOR, Lynx will be roughly the same size as a private jet and it will run on kerosene and liquid oxygen.

Monthly Pimpout--who Is In Here This Time?!
These are all wonderful people. I have many wonderful people on my friends and family list, but unfortunately I can't list you all at one time. I love each and every one of ya! Please go show these peeps some love and tell them that Carebear sent ya. First off I would like for everyone to go show this first lady a bunch of love. She is leaving us in a week. She will be greatly missed! Love ya Tracy and good luck! ☠ Tracy ☠ LiL Angel's playtoy!!!@ fubar BABYFREAK(fu-ownedby jesse) ( CO-FOUNDER OF BBW_Bombers Family )@ fubar ~♥Vinton♥~Pіŧßuł&

People ! ! Do You Do This To People !
People ! IS THIS YOU OR SOME ONE YOU KNOW ! YOU EVER STOP AND THING ABOUT HOW SOME PEOPLE ARE. SOME ARE, NICE , MEAN, BITCHIE, AND SOME JUST WALK A ROUND WITH A STICK UP THERE ASS 99% OF THE TIME. THEN THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE JUST SO FUCKED OVER AND OR FUCKED UP , THEY JUST HATE EVEYONE AND EVERYTHING. IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU MEET NEW PEOPLE. THEY REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK ,SAY ,ACT OR DO TILL YOU FIND SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT. SOME PEOPLE PUT A WALL UP EVEN BE FOR THEY GET TO KNOW YOU , OTHERES WILL SIT BACK AND SEE WERE YOU ARE COMEING FROM , SOME JUST THINK YOU WANT TO GET IN THERE PANTS , OR SOME JUST THINK YOU A TOTAL ASS AND DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT WORDS COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ! IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS I HAVE TALKED TO A LOT OF PEOPLE , I HAVE REALIZED, SOME PEOPLE ARE GOOD, SOME ARE BAD , SOME ARE MEAN , AND SOME JUST REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU LIVE OR DIE. WHAT MAKES PEOPLE BE THIS WAY ! I HAVE THE ANSWER "PEOPLE " ! IF PE

Twizted Heart
it wraps itself around you unwilling to let go, despite the hurt and pain you cause. it only wants to love you but you won't allow it in, to help save you from the pain you inflict upon yourself. the anguish it will suffer knows no simple bounds, it is unconditional in spite of all its wounds. the heart gets twisted no matter what the cost, entwined of its own accord against all rationale...

Who Is Truly The Fool?
WHO IS TRULY THE FOOL? The Fool wanders through life Never seeing into the mists of the future Content in his ignorance. The Average man sees a light in those same mists and chases it for it is his dream in life. The Wizened man sees not one light, but a multitude and with higher understanding chases many. A few like myself can see past the mist and know the lights to be as stars on a clear night far out of reach, and wonder WHO IS TRULY THE FOOL?

Amish Farmer
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Translation: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.') The kneeling man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.' The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'

Into The Great Wide Open
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-gVVGD7j3E Eddie waited 'til he finished high school He went to Hollywood, got a tattoo He met a girl out there with a tattoo too The future was wide open They moved into a place they both could afford He found a nightclub he could work at the door She had a guitar and she taught him some chords The sky was the limit Into the great wide open Under them skies of blue Out in the great wide open A rebel without a clue The papers said Ed always played from the heart He got an agent and a roadie named Bart They made a record and it went in the chart The sky was the limit His leather jacket had chains that would jingle They both met movie stars, partied and mingled Their A&R man said "I don't hear a single" The future was wide open Into the great wide open Under them skies of blue Out in the great wide open A rebel without a clue By Tom Petty. Eddie is played by Johnny Depp in the video.

To Worst Night
so this comment was posted on my blog by my good friend worst night, what a sweet heart. I can see you finally give up your fake alter ego. Figured a long ago that it was fake too many your referrals were fake. Too bad it was the only profile you worked out of freshmeat. All your other referrals are still freshmeat. All your fake profiles you use to spread hate. so where to start , first of all i will admit that like most fubar users i do have one other account, however i have not used it in so long that i cant even remember the log in for it. However the rest of the referrals are all real friends that i know that started an account and found out that they just did not like fubar or they dont have internet at home. While you hide behind a fake a account and point that ugly finger at me, what are you doing. Worst night, i am sure this is not your main account, and what are you using it for other than spreading hate? what greater good are you using it for? and if you are so much be

Grrrr!!! As In I'm Angry. . .not The Character.
My computer keeps fucking up something fierce so don't be offended if I don't respond right away. Also, my essay test that I had today was a bitch. >_< But I did get 100% on my math test! BOOYA!!! :) I wonder if this will even post or if it will freeze. . . -Kiki ps: Scooty is beside me snoring and its pouring outside.

Saturday Morning.
Saturday Morning. At the signal just before I turn into the neighborhood I can feel my energy change . . . it is not something I do . . . it just does on its own. I pull into the driveway always convinced I need to take a minute to mentally prepare, but then I never do . . . before I know it I am opening the door . . to the place that opens the door . . to the place I go . . where I so clearly belong. He is there . . . all ready for his part of the journey . . . the journey we take together that is never planned and never known until it is over. His name is Gideon and other than some general facts and my visual interpretation, I do not know much about him. He is short and has an accent (although most would be at a loss as to place where it is from). He loves the Beatles and Harley-Davidsons, he has 3 daughters, he speaks 6 languages, blah, blah, blah . . . . these facts that I would normally find important to know . . . are seemingly UNimportant . . . because what I KN

A Little Prayer
I have learned to realize a lot lately….LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HOLD IN ANGER, HATRED, and ANIMOSITY I had two babies born on Monday...a beautiful baby girl named Kyllie from my niece and a sweet baby boy named Gabriel from my best friend!!! Should be the best day in our lives and we got news that my best friend has cancer: (There are 4 stages to the cancer she has and she is at stage 4)!!! Now, Gabriel is her second son; she also has a ten yr old son and no one to care for them if the good lord takes her!!! My home will be open to them, but it will not be the same without her. She is the person that makes you laugh when you want to cry, that gives you that beer when you think you have had enough (awww….come on one more won’t hurt ya), she is the one that will stand by your side when you want to give up and she will literally hurt a man if he ever hit you!!! She has been my best friend for awhile and she has done all those things for me…I am not ready for her to go and I need all the p

Did I Mention I Was In An Auction?
^^^Click Click^^^ I don't know if you have heard yet, but I'm in an auction and well all bids/rates have come to a stand still. *snickers* So if you haven't already go bid on me or at least rate. SomeONE thinks they are going to own me, already. *snickers* I'm a horrible sub. *snickers*

My Songs Let Me Know What You Think
It's been this many years It's been that many years And still have to ask the same question Why? Why don't it feel like it felt on the first night When you and me would kiss at night Remember what we tripped like Why don't it feel like felt on the first night Now it's so hard to find two words to say Funny me, funny you Don't have nothing lft in common You wanted me to have your heart Now you want it back What about the promise you made to me That you wouldn't trade the key in for no damn reason And suddenly we're flying high Now it's Mayday we're falling fast You're trying to get lost I'm trying to pull up And damn I can't say You said you didn't need me I really didn't think that you would leave me Why don't it feel like it felt on the first night When you and me would kiss at night Remember what we tripped like Why don't it feel like felt on the first night Now it's so hard to find two words to say Why don't it feel like it felt on the first night

Black Day Holiday
New to how blogs work here and how one is part of a group but what I will say is I found this article on line and thought what an interesting holiday. Black Day for love, big day for noodles By Jon Herskovitz Mon Apr 14, 12:40 PM ET SEOUL (Reuters) - It was a Black Day for love in South Korea on Monday with lonely hearts trying to ease their pain by diving head first into bowls of noodles. ADVERTISEMENT South Korea celebrates Valentine's Day, where local custom dictates women give gifts to men. It has taken on a popular event born in Japan but sweeping Asia known as White Day on March 14 when men return the favor with gifts for women. But Black Day, on April 14, is a South Korean original. It is marked by people who have not found love dressing in dark colors and commiserating over meals of black food, with the dish of choice being Chinese-style noodles topped with a thick sauce of black bean paste. "I had a miserable time on Valentine's Day, felt even lonelier on

Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/14/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Monday 04/14/08.. Last Night It Was: Kid Rock - Sugar (champion) V.S. Atreyu - Falling Down (Challenger) The Vote Was 8-3 Kid Rock - Sugar Was Victoriouse For the Third Night in a Row and Will return Tonight With a New Challenger. Make Sure to Tune into Dirty Deeds Radio With Me, DJ NiteWolf to see who will Prevale as Tonight's Champion.

Farewell Party Tonight For Tracy!!
The time has come to say GoodBye to our friend Tracy. She is leaving Fubar Thursday to get back to reality! lol We CAN NOT let her leave without a HUGE goodbye party!!! It is TONIGHT 7p-11p CST in the Pitbull Lounge. Come and say good bye, share stories, listen to some Rockin tunes by DJ Carebear and have a few drinks. Let's send Tracy off with a BANG! Click pic to get to lounge:

021508 Fluffy Starr Blog
Fluffy Starr @ NEW MUSIC WEST. Yes, I'm taking to the stage again this May. Starting with New Music West festival. My show date is Friday May 16th. It's posted (along with times and details) on the front page for those who care. Musically, it's the busiest time for us Vancouverites, since our city hosts this international music festival and the many visitors it brings from all over. The best of the best have been chosen to play, so come and see me tear the stage apart! My devil horns will definitely be showing.... (Is this a devil or a shy cat??? Well, I'm no shy cat, yo! ) x Fluffysaurus Rex. (Rrrraaawwwrrrr!)

For Those Of You That Made The Cut
I have gone through my friends list and made some major decisions as of late. The only people that are now on my friends list, besides the ones that i've added within the last week, are all people that I talk to or who take 5 minutes from their day to send a comment or message. As my profile states, I have a man who I love deeply and i'm just looking for a few good friends. Ones who are like I am and if you are having a bad day will talk to you and take the time to listen. In saying that I would like to take the time to thank all of you that are left on my friends and family list. For you to be on this list now means that you mean a great deal to me. There are a few people that hold a very special place in my heart and I don't think that I have to list names because if you are one of these people then you will already know as I am not one to hide my feelings for someone if they mean a lot to me. The way I look at it is this...people may come and go out of your life but it is y

Horny
I still cannot comprehend the amount of stupid cunts and idiotic douchebags out there. Is there somethin in the air or water that makes people to be complete arrogant, self righteous assholes they are? I mean, wtf??! If I had a super power, I'd just make all assholes die. Even the ones not even born yet.

'passions Prance'#4
A French Rose 'Passions Prance' The Night slowly slipped into a haze by words painted on a breath strange Moon and lanterns lights danced together Lady Jina soaking in literature feathered "la France, a stage in play, a lovers stage..." Dante La'bo continued his poetic say "Mis'ier La'bo, would you care to come nearer?" A French Rose asked with an anticipated quiver Silence was broken when he knocked on the door "Come in," she said, in a lady like roar He entered the room as if it were a cage Cradled his books and finger kept page "Sit here and read, my dear," Lady Jina said Seeing a Rose in the buff made his face red stabling to seat his feet tackled and stumbled clumsy, anxious and a clearing throat rumble "Humm, Thy love is not a tower I see ... but rather the perfume on a Pierre' breeze. My love is a candle that needs your fire Illuminating moi's passions and desires" Dante La'bo strung poems in a poetic pearl mesmerized and entranced was a Paris g

Living A Resurrected Life
Living a Resurrected Life Every person goes through adversities or times of difficulty. Maybe you didn’t get a promotion you deserved, or you lost a loved one, a friend betrayed you. It’s easy to get negative and bitter and lose your enthusiasm for life, but understand today, you are not defined by your past, you are prepared by your past. Every challenge you’ve been through, every adversity you’ve faced, God has deposited something on the inside of you. Your character was being developed. Strength was being increased. Your vision was being enlarged. With every difficulty, you can experience a new level of God’s goodness! You may have had unfair things happen, but remember, all things work together for good when you love the Lord! It doesn’t say that all things are good, but God will turn your test into a testimony. No matter what challenge you may be facing now, no matter what you’ve experienced in your past, if you’ll stay in faith God will turn it around for your good! Choose to

Who Wants An Adorable Pup!?!
yep... damn... we had just noticed alley starting to act "funny" and we had been looking to find diggy a new home... poor dog needs to be the dominant doggy and i think he needs a home with less distractions... anyway... we caught them stuck together again... which mean... PUPPIES! so send me a message now if you are interested... i would love to have homes lined up for as soon as they hit 8 weeks... we will be asking $200 with $50 down holding... the $50 will be used for their first vet visit... hopefully this way we can prevent worms... at least this time it will be in the summer and we can keep them in the garage and not in the spare room... pass the word along... they made beautiful puppies last time... 9 healthy ones... heres a group shot from the last litter... more in my profile... for more info or so save a pup for yourself please message me at... http://fubar.com/user/1662638

The Dream Team Sexiest Auction On Fubar! Dont Miss Out On This One!
IT THAT TIME FOR THE SEXIEST WOMEN ON FUBAR IN THERE T-SHIRT AND PANTI_'S. **MEN IN THERE SEXY BOXERS, SHOWING WHAT THEY MAMA GAVE THEM TO WORK WITH......HOT HOT * AND ON FIRE. AUCTION AUCTION, BID , BID AND SEE WHO YOU CAN OWN FOR THE MONTH. START ON 4/19/08 AT 7 P.M AND END ON 5/3/08. Lil WayneFiremanMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com BiG PoPpA OfFiCiAl OwNeR oF T hE hOt MoMmAs ClUb i DoNt ChAsE ThEmE IrEpLaCe ThEmE So GeT In WhErE Y@ fubar THE WOMEN WITH BE IN THEIR T-SHIRT AND PANTIES ON BIG POPPA PAGE.....................!

Bluch
I thought that you loved me when you got down on bended knee When our vows were exchanged something soon changed you woke me from my slumber took me up then pushed me under you told me lies and you cheated my life became defeated you robbed me of my trust and left me in your dust my life never to be the same because of your cruel game you raped my soul with your lies tricked my heart with your disguise lost all of my perception due to the art of your deception My body internally bleeding because of all your misleading you stole everything from me all that remains is strewn debris I want to be whole again but with you I'll just have a hole with in I need to leave you but you wont let me no matter what I do why do you persist to keep a hold of me? you hate and despise every inch that you see stuck in your brutality I’m losing sight of reality I am slowly fading away the more and more you betray los

Happy Birthday Shelly
It her birthday~Please show her... "Diva Shelly" some serious birthday luv!!!! I am who I am and you can't be who you are not!@ fubar Please go and show DIVA Shelly sum mad birthday love. Happy birthday Shelly. LOVE your GODFAHTER Dylon, his Wisegal MsMaine and all your fellow DIVAS!!!!!!

Things I'm Learning
as we get older, we take experiences in our hands and hearts and they change us. sometimes it makes a person bitter. sometimes it makes a soul weary. most of the time it just aches so deep inside that it feels like we’ll never be whole again. i’ve learned that there are precious few people who can take their pain and use it to create a greater good. in a world that is steady trying, every second of every day, to make us graceless and without honor, it is up to the survivors to carry the torch of love and respect. there is so much more than meets the eye...so be careful of your words and actions, because someone’s heart just might be in your teeth. you can crush things you’ll never see, and the only loss will be that you were unable to see...not what you crushed. the magic of a survivor is that they can be crushed and still come up breathing, fighting, living, loving. every experience makes us stronger and better able to see the world with clarity and dignity. i’ve been called

Atrocities Of Vlad Tepes
More than anything else the historical Dracula is known for his inhuman cruelty. Impalement was Vlad III’s preferred method of torture and execution. Impalement was and is one of the most gruesome ways of dying imaginable, as it was typically slow and painful. Vlad usually had a horse attached to each of the victim’s legs and a sharpened stake was gradually forced into the body. The end of the stake was usually oiled and care was taken that the stake not be too sharp, else the victim might die too rapidly from shock. Normally the stake was inserted into the body through the buttocks and was often forced through the body until it emerged from the mouth. However, there were many instances where victims were impaled through other body orifices or through the abdomen or chest. Infants were sometimes impaled on the stake forced through their mother’s chests. The records indicate that victims were sometimes impaled so that they hung upside down on the stake. Vlad Tepes often had the

Pooh
My daughter needs to read a book a night. And in true motherly fashion...I forgot..and...as usual *rolleyes* noone else did either. I stayed home this evening from school due to a wicked cough straight from missouri.It's hangin on there. 3 weeks and counting. So. Gathering up 4 books that I figured were appropriate and challenging enough for her, we headed down the hall to snuggle in bed. I lay there next to my daughter. She smells so sweet. Her hair is long and mixes with mine on the pillows. It was comforting to lie there and be read too. Every now and again opening my eyes to help her with a difficult word. She read through 'Guess how much I love you' 'The foot book' 'I can read with my eyes shut' and when she picked up the last 'Pooh goes visiting' I lay back and listened. It got to a part and we both stopped. I shall share. When rabbit said "Honey or milk with your bread?" Pooh was so excited he said "Both" At last Pooh got up and said that he must be going o

Ida Chicken
After I had attended lectures At our Chatauqua, and studied French For twenty years, committing the grammar Almost by heart, I thought I'd take a trip to Paris To give my culture a final polish. So I went to Peoria for a passport-- (Thomas Rhodes was on the train that morning.) And there the clerk of the district Court Made me sware to support and defend The constitution -- yes, even me -- Who couldn't defend or support it at all! And what do you think? That very morning The Federal Judge, in the very next room To the room where I took the oath, Decided the constitution Exempted Rhodes from paying taxes For the water works of Spoon River!

Help Him Out Please...
Check him out!!!! This is his first contest and he needs our help. If you leave 100 comments or more he will return the love. Contest ends April 23,2008 15k or more to win... Add, Fan and Rate the host.... MishNumber1 ♥ FuOwned/FuOwner Of Sexygranny1967~FWC & WISEUKF Owner~SUP ClubFAR ShadowLevelers@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by...... Carnie@ fubar

Ahh Another Child!
So i actually think this one is really funny! So when the other thing in this album happened i thought about maybe not using the site for a while. Well this guy was messaging me and this is what he said: === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:07:04'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > Hey sexy whats up?? === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:08:37'.. > > > > > > > > > > why are you pissed off baby?? what happened? === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:12:00'.. > > > > > > > > cum on baby..that not a reason to quit...your too hot!!! === 'piscesguy18' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:15:28'.. > > > > > > dont worry about it baby... > > > > > > cum on baby..... after that he told me i should stay because i can continue to talk to him which i do not talk to him often. > === 'Brandi Lynne' spewed forth the following at '2008-04-20 12:19:58'.. > > > haha i dont talk to you enough for yu

Love Me Or Hate Me This Is My Past
Ok for those of you that would like to know about my past here goes nothing lol. Well, when i was really young my dad got taken outta of the house because he was physically abusing me and my sisters. For some of my sisters they were even more unlucky they got sexually abused by him. Needless to say he was taken to jail (he's not in jail anymore ugh). My mom divorced him and well she didn't know how to do a lot of things drive, she wasn't working, didn't go to college and what not. So she took it out on me and my 4 sisters. July 11, 1998 I was in a car accident. No i wasn't driving it was my sister she didn't stop at a stop sign on a country road and a truck plowed into her at 60mph. We spun outta control and when the van stopped my 2 sisters that were in the van also looked for me. They ended up finding me with my foot out the window and my head lodge between the middle and the back seat. I do not remember any of this because i was unconcious but I have heard the stories

Food For Thought!
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen t

Finding That Special Someone..
IS THERE SUCH THING AS LOVE AT FIRST SITE? FALLEN IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE U NEVER MEET?? TAKING SOMEONE BY THE HAND JUST TO FEEL THERE HEART RACE......... SITTING BESIDE SOMEONE KNOWING U CAN NEVER HAVE THEM ... LOVING SOMEONE ENOUGH TO LET THEM GO .. BEING A FRIEND RATHER THAN A LOVER.........

That Guy....
AIGHT, BEEN THINKKING ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP STATUS WHILE WATCHING KOVIES. I KNOW, SHOULDN'T DO IT, BUT I'VE BEEN DRINKING!!! I'M THAT IN BETWEEN FUCK GUY. YOU KNOW THE ONE. YOU JUST BROKE UP WITH YOUR MAN, AND YOU NEED SOME DICK. I'M THAT GUY, NO I'M NOT PROUD OF IT, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH. I'M THAT GUY YOU SEE AT THE BAR THAT YOU THINK IS KINDA KEWL, BUT YOU WOULD NEVER DATE. TASTE IN MOVIES, LIKES MUSIC, AND CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH. SOMEWHAT APPEALING, RIGHT RIGHT?!? YOU DRINK A LITTLE BIT, YOU COME OVER AND TALK, AND NEXT YOU KNOW WE ARE AT YOUR HOUSE FUCKIGN IN FRONT OF PICTURES OF THE GUY WHO HAS PISSED YOU OFF. I'M NOT SAYING I HATE THIS, IN FACT SOME OF THE BEST SEX I'VE EVER HAD. PROBLEM IS, THEN YOU REALIZE, WE DON'T LIKE THE SAME MUSIC, ALL YOUR FIRIENDS HATE ME, AND IF YOU EVER ADMITTED TO LIKING ME YOU WOULD GET HELL FROM EVERYONE UNDER THE SUN. I'M THAT GUY IN BETWEEN YOUR LAST FUCK UP AND YOUR NEW ONE. THE ONE YOU COMPARE YOUR LAST MAN TO, TO THE ONE YOUR ABOUT TO MARRY OR SPEND T

Rip - Grandpa
Everyday we lose a person we love dearly. You never know a mans worth till there gone. He was a great man loved by everyone, as i walked through the community everyone one i met offered condolences, every restaurant i went to my money was no good. he was a great man loved by many and touched alot of peoples hearts. I will greatly miss him and he will always be in my heart.

Sex Laws Of The States
I was researching sex laws and I must say, if nothing else, I got a great laugh out of reading the majority of the ones I found and will keep them etched into my memory for future reference especially while traveling. I started thinking "ONLY IN AMERICA" are people this wacky only to find out strange sex laws are worldwide. Just follow the link and witness for yourself that we are not alone! Listed below are some of the bizarre sex laws I found. Some are out-dated, some hard to imagine and some just plain stupid! Enjoy reading them and let me know which one is your favorite. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. (Population control, no doubt and I heard they were considering doing this with people next) A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. (Everyone knows screaming scares the wild life!) In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer w

Intense
Here is a blog I found with great music videos - http://www.fubar.com/blog/15591 Ok now that I just lost the first writing of my blog today lets see if I can rewrite it. Writing it once made me cry again I have no idea if I can make it through the second writing but here goes. The dream started where Monday nights left off. Me in the purple thong bikini, that my stalker had left, walking into the house. There is a loud bang by the drive way where my brother is working on his Mustang. I start running and hear a scream. I get to the driveway. The dream jumps. I'm in my cheerleader locker. I'm naked heading for the shower. I'm being watched. I can feel it. As I soap up someone starts going through my locker. They take my panties, bra, and keys. FUCK THE DREAM HAS JUMPED BACKWARDS. The person moves where I can be watched as I shower. They really seem to like the view when I bend over and rinse my hair. He doesn't move as I walk straight towards him. Its almost like I

Rant: Moths Flying Into My Room
Call me crazy but for some strange reason I'm scared of moths. I dont know why I'm scared of moths, they dont bite, they dont sting, they dont spin webs and creep up in your shit during the middle of the night, I'm just scared of them. Last night I'm in my room minding my own god damn business when this big fuckin' moth comes charging through my bedroom window like he's some CEO of a big corporation... So I'm watching this bastard fly around my room and he's just totally out of control. The motherfucker has no flying skills what so ever. He's head butting the ceiling, fuckin' flying face first into the walls, bouncing off the god damn furniture, I mean he's clearly under the influence of something... "Just give me my space cock sucker," I tell him. But sure enough, like most moths, they gotta fly all up in your business. Why? Because moths seem to think they are top of the food chain. You see thats the thing. Most creatures, insects, animals, etc. are intelligent enough to keep t

Serving The Goddess
Serving the Goddess Midnight strikes in the dark of night, The full moon above shines so bright, Deep in the grove is where you are found, Clothes no longer needed, scattered around. And there you are dancing in the light, Once again performing your sacred rights, Drawing upon the force of your Goddess there, Her power abounds, filling the air. She is the one behind all your magic, Those unaware, live a life that is tragic, Not even knowing of what they do miss, That service to Her, fills your life with bliss. The life you were given has lead you to this, To be in Her service is your only wish, And so tonight as you dance in Her light, Using Her powers to set all thing right. So dance my sweet witch, dance through the night, Dance to your Goddess, completing the rights, And as you are dancing, surrendering you life, The Goddess and I will guard you all through the night. DQA

The Newly Divorced Woman
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to the local hardware store and quickly learned that it was truly a "man's world" there. Thinking that she might be taken advantage of if she let on that she was indeed a novice, she made a determined effort to look and sound as if she knew what she was doing. Completing her first group of purchases she took them to the clerk at the counter and looking behind him she discovered she hadn't bought any files. She pointed to one and said "May I have one of those ?" The clerk, unsure of what she was indicating said, "What... one of those bastards ?" Without a pause, she said, "Yeah ! And ya better give me a few of those Son-of-a-Bitches next to 'em too."

Ch-ch-ch-changes (just Like The David Bowie Song)
Good morning. This Sunday, I leave for Florida. I am ripping up almost 38 years of roots here in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame city to open the next chapter of my life. I am open to and accept change...and I have been ready for a fresh start for a while now. I do not have any family here in the area anymore, just my children (they are not excluded here)...but most of my support system is south. If I was in a financially stable position, I would take them with me....but right now, I am not and in the court's eyes...I cannot do that yet (Sucks to be a non-custodial parent sometimes). If I knew that my children were being well taken care of, then I would not worry...but their dad seems to have no interest in them, except for greed. I have told my kids that I love them dearly, and this is hard for me...as well as them. Today, I finish sorting and packing (the remains of a life from the past 16 years) and then I will be done! (I hate moving...sucks at times) I will see my children sometime

Help Tommy :)
BE SURE TO SHOW UP AT MY 2 HAPPY HOURS TODAY @7:00 A.M.PACIFIC TIME = 10:00 P.M. EASTERN TIME & 10:00 A.M PACIFIC TIME = 1:00 P.M. EASTERN TIME PLEASE SPANK ME GOOD ..:) HELP ME DO THIS FU~HEADS ? GODFATHER ME PLZZZ.?? PLEASE STOP BY & HELP ME MAKE GODFATHER MY FRIENDS AND RATE THE CRAP OUT OF MY STUFF. STASH,PICS,BLOGS WHATEVER I HAVE. I NEVER ASK ANYTHING FROM ANYONE.PLEASE SHOW THE FU~LUV !!! ADD/FAN/RATE TOO WHILE YOUR @ IT PLEASE ALL MY FRIENDS WILL YOU REPOST THIS PLEASE? THANKS IN ADVANCE...:) ~ŦØMM¥ßØ¥~@

Wtf
Can someone please tell me how people think that I am rating them and I don't even remember looking at there pages? I haven't rated anyone except people I know personally so please don't leave me bad messages if you don't know.

Fubar Gives Points To Tits
I HAD BEEN ADDED RATED,COMMENTED AND YET I DON'T GET SHIT,I'M STILL WHERE I'M AT THEN YOU GIVE ME BULLSHIT AND SAY I HAVE TO BE REFERED BLOW ME FUBAR.NOW WHEN I TRY TO SPEND WHAT I HAVE THEY TRY TO HAVE ME DO A FUCKING SURVEY? SURVEY SAYS FUBAR IS A JOKE AND THE PERSON THAT OWNS IT IS A PERVERT I'M POSTING THIS TOO YOU FUCKUP--REMEMBER COPY AND PASTE.

I Found You.
I found you by BlueWolf © As i look back over my life, I try to recall a place, a time, a moment when i felt the way you make me feel. No memories come to mind, only... Could have been, should have been, Wish there had been. Always wishing, always dreaming of the day, the day i would meet you. And that day came, It was like walking past a mirror, but i did not see my own reflection, i saw a beautiful creature. It was the reflection of my soulmate, and at that moment i knew. I knew i had found the missing beat in my heart, I learned why my heart was capable of such profound love, I found my reason, my why, I found you.

Leaving Fubar
I am going to be downsizing my page and also have been contemplating deleting my account If you would like send me a message and let me know if you want to keep contact with me If so i will let you know in a response my yahoo id Thanks for being a great friend and yes all my friends and family have been great and sweet I cherish each and every one of you As you can see i always kept my family and friends list down cause i have kept the ones who mean something somehow to me in a special place Thanks again tony Hugssss and Kissesssssssssss

Friends And Family
This is marked NSFW because I'm sure a few people might want to bitch about my decision, but I've decided to close off Shoutbox to family only. Most of the people I talk to in Shoutbox are family anyway, so no need to receive random bullshit in it. For those who aren't in my family I have a few slots left, and I will happily try to add people as I get requests. No offense to people, but I just don't need random spam coming at me when I really don't give a damn about it. Yeah I know, pretty pointless blog, but who the hell cares? The people who take the time to read it clearly. Ian PS...requests are private messages telling me you want to be in my family. As far as who gets added, don't take offense if you don't get put in the family, I just have some people I talk to and if they want it, they will get it.

Entered My First Contest
Dj Kasey entered her first ever giveaway lets show her some love with comments she needs 3,500 to earn a bling pack she has 1 week before you can bomb you need to show the host some love and rate/fan/add her Stephanie Lynn@ fubar The rules ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rates count as ONE comment. Any evidence of automated blasters or other forms of “cheating” will result in automatic disqualification. No exceptions.The folder will open at 6 AM Fubar time (9 AM EST) on Monday, 4/28 The Link{just click on her she likes it} ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This bully brought to you by DJ NICCI ~*~DIRTY BITCH CREW~*~SNAKESKINTA2 & SWEET REVENGE OWNER@ fubar

Amd Aims To Increase Desktop Processor Sales With Business Platform Pitch
Hardware By Wolfgang Gruener Monday, April 28, 2008 00:26 Sunnyvale (CA) – There is no denying that desktop CPU sales are on what seems to be an unstoppable decline. Intel expects to begin shipping more notebook processors than desktop CPUs sometime later this year and while AMD may be trailing this trend a bit, it is on the same path. Of course, this means that the desktop business units have to get more creative in pitching their products: Just like Intel, AMD is now more seriously marketing a “business” platform for its single-, dual-, triple- and quad-core processors that are tailored to better meet the needs of IT departments. Intel has been marketing its “vPro” business desktop platform for some time with quite some success next to its regular consumer platforms, which are now described as “all-in-one” systems. It is no secret that AMD is under tremendous pressure these days and is seeking new ways to make money off its CPUs. A vPro-like strategy is an obvious opportun

Relay For Life - Please Help
THIS IS FROM MY BROTHER. HE ASKED ME TOO PASS IT ON. Hello everybody, I know we all do our part to help. I have been Involed with the "Relay For Life" for over five year's. Most of you know a couple year's ago I was Diagnosed wIth Terminal Cancer. I kicked Cancer's Ass ! This Organization mean's even more to me now, then when I started with them. I know that everybody can not donate to this cause. If you can not, but know someone that could, please forward my donation page to them. The link is : http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RelayForLifeMidwestDivision?px=6426269&pg=personal&fr_id=7884&s_tafId=115769 THANKS

Elemental Dragons
Dragons - Air The element of Air governs the eastern quarter of the circle. Its dragon ruler is Sairys (sair'-iss), who oversees the dragons of breezes and winds. Air's color is pure yellow, and is considered warm and moist. The positive associations of Air are sunrise, spring, incense, the wand, the gong or bell, clouds, breezes, the breath, optimism, joy, intelligence, mental quickness, renewing, any kind of helpful air. Negative associations are frivolity, gossip, fickleness, inattention, bragging, forgetfulness, windstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, destructive air in any form. An Invocation to the Dragons of Air Choose music that either represents to you either storms or light, breezy winds. Dancing and singing should make you think of wind blowing across the land. Use candles or other objects of a pure yellow color. Choose herbs and oils that are of the element of Air. Repeat this chant three times: "Dragon ruler of wind and cloud, I call your secret name aloud. Sa

Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/28/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Monday 04/28/08.. Last Night It Was: Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife (champion) V.S. Black Label Society - Death March(Challenger) The Vote Was Overwhelming 4 - 12 Black Label Society - Death March Blew out your Champion to take their title! They Will Return Tonight with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.

Personal
Did I Do That?TAKE THIS SURVEY! HAVE YOU EVER... Masterbated? NO Had sex on a slide? NO Made out in the ran? NO Made out with a stranger? NO Been arrested? NO Faked an orgasim? NO Slapped an adult? NO Been in a car crash? YES Broken something? YES Been drunk? YES Cried yourself to sleep? YES Been madly in love? YES Had your heart broken? YES Made out with the same sex? NO WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU Had sex? LAST NIGHT Took a shower? LAST NIGHT Cried? WEDNESDAY Told someone you loved them? ALL THE TIME Had a boyfriend/girlfriend? ALREADY DO Slapped someone? NEVER Punched something? LAST YEAR ABOUT YOU... Whats your name? GENE How old are you? 34 Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? YES Where do you live? OHIO Do you love yourself the way you are? YES What color are your eyes? GRN What color is your hair? BLND Do you have any peircings? YES What grade are you in? NONE GRADUATED Are you in love? HELL YEAH Whats your favorite band? NICKLEBACK Whats your f

That Night
That Night (a Double Sestina w/ dual rhymes) That night as I held you in my arms in a soft, warm embrace I dreamt of kissing your precious charms as I gazed upon your face you looked back at me with a smile so sweet and a twinkle in your eyes to where I felt in me a rising heat and a need to hear your sighs so that when I leaned down close for a kiss with my heart open and bare I could think of naught but the bliss that together we would share That night I remember as one of bliss that was meant for us to share wrapped tight within each other’s arms in a loving, warm embrace so that next to me were pressed your charms and the soft skin of your face which sent pleasure through me oh so sweet as I kissed your swept shut eyes stirring the flames of our impassioned heat that escaped within your sighs which were lost within a breathless kiss as we lay there bodies bare That night as I swam in your sweet kiss caressing your body bare I knew I had never felt

A Mythopoetic Dream
A Mythopoetic Dream The mythopoetic dream of a dying god Came to me one winter’s night when my soul was astir Filled with the unease of such dreadful beauty As drifting, fading phantoms sailed listlessly by Came to me one winter’s night when my soul was astir Visions of a king failing fast in his glory As drifting, fading phantoms sailed listlessly by Entombing him in shadowy fragments and lies Visions of a king failing fast in his glory Barren, desolate images in cold, cold stone Entombing him in shadowy fragments and lies Deluding me with dreams of immortality Barren desolate images in cold, cold stone Cut and carved with the care of a temporal eye Deluding me with dreams of immortality Ah, this vision, this wonder of the ages Cut and carved with the care of a temporal eye Into the living flesh of transient stone Ah, this vision, this wonder of the ages This monument to legends no longer alive Into the living flesh of transient stone Impressions

Names
This is inspired by a latest "name" mumm. Reading the comments, I was assaulted by the barrage of Jadeighns, Logens, Shaelins, etc. I believe that the complexity of a name dirrectly correllates with a person's IQ. That is, if you name your child a name taken out of a Scrabble game, that no one will EVER be able to spell, pronounce, or remember, your Intelligence Quotent is in double digits. Ofcourse, I always hated having the most common Russian name- Natasha (or Natalia, same name), and had to compete with other 5 Natashas in my class. Plus, after I was born, I didn't have a name for a month before my parents picked it out (WTF!), but I am glad that I don't need to spell it out every time someone has to write it down. Other peeve, common names spelled in "exotic" (read "fucked up" ways Ashleigh Katee Jasohn Jonathon Christee

Cookies Anyone??
Neiman-Marcus Cookies > > When decent people get screwed over, this is the result! > > > > A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is > > a very expensive store; I.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for > > $50.00. > > My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus > > Cafe In Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because > > both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the 'Neiman- > > Marcus cookie.' It was So excellent that I asked if they would give > > me the recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, 'I'm afraid > > not, but you can buy The Recipe.' Well, I asked how much, and > > she responded, ' Only two fifty - it's a Great deal!' I agreed to > > that, > > and told her to just add it to my Tab. > > > > Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman- > > Marcus Charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I > > had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for

Not The Life I Picked
sometimes i want to cry, and punch my fist through a wall. this is not the life i had amagined. i didnt have a childhood because me and my mom had to run away from my dad because he was trying to kill us. I didnt have much luck with the guys because they can be real assholes. I just hope this relationship with eugene works out because i do love him. but my life and relationships do get me to have anxiety attacks. Im so depressed I cry at school, when i go to bed. i dont really like my life right now.

The Sad Road That I Walk
well my was fiance, read my blog and now he told me he cant be with me, that we live to far and i dont understand him. so i told him i took off the ring and i will send it to him. so now im going on my bed to cry.

My New Cat Harvey!!
Today I went to the local animal shelter and got myself a cat named Harvey..He is about 5 years old and omg he's huge lol...I jokingly say he must have eaten a cat he's soo big! He is very friendly..kinda on the shy side and just is enjoying sitting in my bedroom window watching animals pass by...I love him so much and I'm so happy!!!!!!!!

Hair Band Nation W/dj Missile On Rock Hard Radio
HAIR BAND NATION with DJ MISSILEEvery Saturday evening from 8-10 pm on ROCK HARD RADIO May 3 (HAIR BAND NATION DEBUT) Interview with BILL LEVERTY from FIREHOUSE May 24 - Interview with the bad ass female rockers from VIXEN Future interviews on HAIR BAND NATION with DJ MISSILE ~ BRET MICHAELS of POISON ~ TESLA ~ LITA FORD ~ SKID ROW ~ Tune in this Saturday night to hear tracks from Faster Pussycat, Motley Crue, Def Leppard and a whole lot more.

Thank You Heather
Thank you all so much The people below helped me level and i want to thank you all so much for helping me {Muah}oxoxo These people arent in any kind of order just trying to tell them all thank you so much for everything big hugs to everyone ~oxoxoxoxo~ I am dearly sorry if i left anyone out,if i did please contact me and i will add you to the bully ღ Ððµßlê Ð ² §håÐðw Lêvêlêr & ღ þrðµÐl¥ ÖwñêÐ ß¥ !§†årr¥! &ღ Wï£ê¥ †ð §þåzz@ fubar **~**Muma_e**~** ~*~Member Of The Spankers Family~*~@ fubar

Battle Of The New Rock Music 05/01/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Thursday 05/01/08.. Last Night It Was: Black Label Society - Death March (champion) V.S. Bullet for my Valentine - Waking the Demon (Challenger) The Vote Was 6 - 3 Black Label Society - Death March Held on for another night! They Will Return Sunday Night with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.

Just A Little Slow
another growing up story When I was 11 years old my 16 year old sister played the worlds meanest sister joke on me (well ok shes done so many ONE of the worlds worst)....She spent 2 weeks working on it everytime I was alone she would tell me I was actually mildly retarded but Mom and Dad did not want to tell me thinking it would hold me back. I told her to shut up called her a liar punched her the whole nine yards. However secretly I worshiped the ground she walked on. So everytime she said it I had doubts. Finally one night I was really quiet (not normal for me) I lay in bed thinking about it and thinking about it. I ended up sitting on top the stairs crying and yelling at my parents why dont you just tell me!!! OMG I have never seen my Dad so mad ....he yanked Betty out of bed and I had the sheer joy of watching her get in more trouble than she ever counted on ....to this day I will grin at her and ask who is stupid now?

♥
drill: you are so lucky you have great tits, a pretty face and a great personality....or else we would all talk shit about you in that mumm This is best comment in my SB anyone has ever said. lmaoooooooooooooo thought I'd share.

A Sad/happy Wknd 5-3-08
well this wknd i'm going to denver so that my daughter can fly back to live with my x wife.i'm starting to get sad that i'm losing my daughter again because she isnt happy living with my wife and i.we've tried everything to make this kid happy and have gotten her medical help for her depression and anger problems but again it hasnt worked so she is going back to pennsylvania to try again.i'm happy i'm getting rid of the problems she causes but she is still my daughter and i love her even with all her problems.

Happy Birthday To Everyone Whos Has A Birthday In This Month
I would like to wish everybody a happy birthday if they have one this month.Here's something for all of you out there. MyHotComments ~♥SexyBitch♥~ aka Krystina

The Outlaw Torn - Metallica
And now I wait my whole lifetime For you And now I wait my whole lifetime For you I ride the dirt I ride the tide For you I search the outside search inside For you To take back what you left me YOU know I'll always burn to be The one who seeks so I may find And now I wait my whole lifetime I'm Outlaw of torn I'm Outlaw of torn I'm Outlaw of torn And I'm torn So long I wait my whole lifetime For you So long I wait my whole lifetime For you The more I search the more my need For you The more I bless the more I bleed For you You make me smash the clock and feel I'd rather die behind the wheel Time was never on my side So long I wait my whole lifetime Outlaw of torn Outlaw of torn Outlaw of torn And I'm torn Hear me And if I close my mind in fear Please pry it open See me And if my face becomes sincere Beware Hold me And when I start to come undone Stitch me together Save me And when you see me strut Remind me of what left this

The Lighter Side
Finding the funny in a serious situation is hard to do at times,but I try my best to do so because serious has a way to bring ya down at times so finding the funny can help ya out,now I do know how to be serious and sometimes ya just have to be,but whenever it is possible for me to see the lighter side of a bad thing I take it.

Ty Michele "the Secret To Having A Good Time On Fubar"
It has been awhile since I have done a pimp out. Just needed to say "Thank you" to these people for always making me smile. So here are some awesome people here on fubar. You are missing out if you don't have them on your list. So when you get a chance stop by and say "Hi" to them. Of course, you can fan, add, & rate them if you want to. I am missing some people, but I had to keep this under control. Please don't be offended if I didn't include you. PLEASE REPOST PLEASE REPOST PLEASE REPOST So here it goes, they are in no certain order. (Yeah the music doesn't have a theme - I just found something that ran long enough for you guys to get through all these people.) *~La*La~* Hard2Handle's FuWife@ fubar Ðá Mäinê MÁn®@ fubar ♥Belladonna♥...Club F.A.R. member... Plz Fan & Rate Profile B4 Add@ fubar The Tapper@ fubar ~BABS~ ""GODMOTHER""@ fubar **Çhµckîîbºº** (MILFiiPOO's poo poo)@ fubar ßåßy ßºº Fu Owned By: *Thump&#

From Tragedy To Triumph To Immortality
From Tragedy to Triumph to Immortality I was watching the Kentucky Derby race yesterday. Some of you who keep up with horse racing know that accidents and horses breaking down after or during a race is just part of the whole sport. It is no different than any other sport I reckon. It is just so sad to watch magnificent animals who are bred to do a certain thing end up getting hurt and having to be euthanized on the track or soon after because of some kind of accident. Unfortunately, horses are not like other athletes. If they break something, usually they cannot be saved because they cannot stay still long enough to allow their bodies to be healed. For me, it goes way back in the 70s when the great filly, Ruffian, broke her leg in a match race and had to be euthanized. It was one of those unique stories where the filly supposedly could not run with the boys. She had been kept out of the Kentucky Derby and the other races because people did not think she compete with

Fuk You
Since ppl act all concerned and shit, seeing my latest mumm and all, I'd though I'd be kind enough to let y'all know what the fuck's up.. I had use Mom's glucose meter (dunno what it is, google it, ya lazy fuckers) and my level was 291. One hand. Did the other hand, 271. So, it's way the fuck up there. Now with the glucose tested and weight loss, I went to the fucking doc's.. Everything is normal, except those two things, or so I fucking thought... Keystones in the piss.. nice... kidney failure next? So I had to go for bloodwork at the hospital... another fucking hour waiting.. if my results are decent, they will talk to me on the 12th, if not, they will call my message number ASAP... nice.. Out of all the fucking BS I put up with on a daily basis, it looks like I have to add another big, chunky, gooey piece of shit to it.. Sometimes i wish that bitch upstairs would just stop torturing me and end the shit, once and for all.. but then again, I ain't going to Heaven, am I?

Love This Song
Stand by Me - Ben E. King When the night has come And the land is dark And the moon is the only light we'll see No, I won't be afraid Oh, I won't be afraid Just as long as you stand, stand by me So, darling, darling (Chorus:) Stand by me Oh, stand by me Oh, stand Stand by me Stand by me If the sky that we look upon Should tumble and fall Or the mountains should crumble to the sea I won't cry, I won't cry No, I won't shed a tear Just as long as you stand, stand by me And, darling, darling (Repeat chorus) Darling, darling (Repeat chorus until fade)

Each Moment.
Sympathize No more lies Live to learn one single time Each moment Play the rich Spread, don't preach Innocence and love will heal Each moment Sweetness all around us Just taste it all Your wishes all the way to heaven The kind will only bring us joy Love will save the day We will never fall again Compassion is the way Let me show you my world Open your heart to my soul My love is complete Complete at your feet As much as you need Breathing in Breathing out Action gives reaction Cause each moment Trust in life Trust in now Letting go is everything Each moment

My Name Is Amber Bitches!
Hello Everyone, this is my random "About Me" blog that is inspired by my friend Nicole. First of all, My name is Amber. I go by Amber- on Fubar by either Amber or PinUp or Passion. I love my job- I'm a dental assistant which means I specialize in oral =D I love Trans Ams... and I eventually will have one again someday. I love vintage 50's era things [including pin ups] and Marilyn Monroe and Elvis. I also like watersports... I just wish I was better at them... like wakeboarding. I don't go out enough. And I don't see anything wrong with it and I'm proud of it so I'm gonna say it- I love sex. I'm the girl that will fuck night and day it doesn't matter what's going on I'll bang. I just love me some good sex. Whether its "making love" or a good "screw" or a good old fashion "fuck" fest I'm totally down. And yes, I've had a threesome or two. Not bi- just know how to have a good time. Hey, you can't expect to get pleased if u can't please anyone else ;) Back on track here: I have one sib

To My Haters
Ernest and Debby keep checking up on us! I am making my page public and my blogs public, I have nothing to hide in my awesome life. I have a great husband(who is the BEST daddy in the world) and the best kids in the world, I can see why jealous people would want to talk shit about it. So to all you shit talkers take a good, LOOOONNNNG look into what a great life is about and be jealous, talk shit, and hate me all you want I LOVE IT!

I'm Not Your Myrter...
Yet another video blog... MuDvAyNe says what I'm feeling better than I can in this instance...I'll leave it up to you people to decide what that may be for now...I'm just fucking done with it...Mudvayne - "Dull Boy"All work and no play makes me a dull boy.. All work and no play makes me a dull boy.. All work and no play makes me a dull boy.. All work and no play makes me a dull boy!! Live in a secret Live in a lie Live in a dark hole beneath the black sky Live like a myrter and draw my last breath Feel like an old man with a knife in my chest Live like a Transian Live like a thief Hide in a closet, grinding my teeth Sit in a small room with the walls closing in Open the shutters but everythings still dim Payback For all the things I've done in my past Im not the reason Its not my fault Its not my problem Im not the cause Im not your scapegoat Im not your god Im not your myrter I'd leave you all Im not the reason - (Im not your scapegoat) Its not my

Virtual Vixen
Virtual Vixen by LateNiteFantasy© She reaches beyond space and time, And travels on the sounds of rhyme, Surviving in the miles of wire, She sizzles full of heat and fire. Compelled by some electric surge, She journeys when she gets the urge, And when the wave does finally ebb, She emerges in the tangled Web. She hovers in computer chip, Biding time 'til she can slip Up the cord onto your screen, She waits, impatient, to be seen. And when you fire up the beast, What she is becomes unleashed, She's many things – but you must wait While she ponders on your fate. Vixen, vamp, sultry, sassy, Woman wild or lady classy, All these facets stored inside, Waiting for a special guide. And when it's time for her to go, You'd best be certain she's done so, For if you do not take great care, She could escape into the air. And just before you fall asleep, Into your room she'll softly creep, And put ideas in your head As you lie s

Pasta Tonight
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for Several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that She was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card,turned white and collapsed. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread...

Men Never Listen
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major break through because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them..............

On Fire
COME IN AND HANG WITH FUBARS HOTTEST LOUNGE, BUT BECAREFUL NOT TO GET BURNED!WE GOT THE HOTTEST DJ'S AND STAFF AROUND COME ON IN AND REQUEST A SONG DANCE A LITTLE, FLIRT A LITTLE AND HAVE AN ALL AROUND AWESOME TIME. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND WE ARE BRING THE HEAT TO FUBAR.. SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO HAVE A DRINK AND HANG OUT WITH ALL AROUND AWESOME PEOPLE THIS IS WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. ALL IT TAKES IS A CLICK ON THE BASH BROTHERS LOGO AND COME ON IN..

Dreams Of Me
Dream of Me by LateNiteFantasy© I know you want me your excited smile your nervousness when we talk I see you looking at me, examining I catch you gazing at my crotch do you see me hungrily perusing your body? my eyes softly caressing your breasts lingering on the lush delta between your legs do you feel the way I consume the sight of you walking from me? I'll come to you in your dreams into your warm bed, in your dark room as you lay on your side, asleep my hand on your hip as I lay behind you my body moving to yours in your reverie you feel my hand move to your belly pulling you against me, naked my erection nestling between your cheeks soft warm hungry kisses, to the back your neck my hand moves up to hold your breast gently twisting your nipple through the thin cotton eyes still closed, you gasp in quiet pleasure you know it is me not your husband your lover has come for you you arch your neck, bidding me to devour you my hand slides up under yo

Just Remember
TRY AND REMEMBER THIS AS YOU ARE STARING AT MY PICTURES TODAY.. THOSE TITS WERENT PUT THERE FOR YOU TO STARE AT, THEY WERE GIVEN TO ME TO NURTURE MY CHILDREN THAT STRETCH MARK YOU LAUGH AT IS THE SKIN THAT HOUSED THOSE CHILDREN THAT ASS COMES FROM CARRYING THREE CHILDREN THOSE EYES YOU TELL ME ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, THEY STARE AT THREE CHILDREN ALL DAY, WATCHING IN DELIGHT WHEN YOU ASK ME TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF YOUR COCK, THINK OF HOW YOU WOULD REACT TO ANY MAN SAYING THAT TO YOUR MOTHER AS YOU FLIRT WITH ME, TELLING ME LIES, PICTURE YOUR SISTER HEARING THE SAME THINGS WHEN YOU ASK ME FOR NAKED PICS, WOULD YOU LIKE IT YEARS DOWN THE ROAD IF YOUR DAUGHTER HAD THOSE POSTED?? SO, TODAY INSTEAD OF BEING A PERV...TRY AND REMEMBER, I AM NOT JUST A WOMAN.. I AM A MOTHER..A NURTURER..THE CREATOR OF LIFE I AM SOMEONES DAUGHTER, GRANDAUGHTER, AND SISTER THERE ARE MEN IN MY LIFE WHO CARE ABOUT WHAT MEN SAY TO ME AND MY HEART ALREADY BELONGS TO FOUR PEOPLE IN MY LI

Happy Mothers Day
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS OF THE BAR AND BEYOND REMEMBER MOTHER IS THENAME FOR GOD ON THE HEARTS AND LIPS OF ALL CHILDREN AND TO THOSE OF US WHO HAVE LOST OUR MOTHERS AND HAVE TO MAKE THE TREK TO THE FINAL RESTING PLACE OF OUR MOTHERS GOD BE WITH U AND YOUR HEAVY HEARTS ON THIS DAY AND REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES THE LAUGHS AND HUGS NOT THE PLACE WHERE THIER BODYS REST FOR IT IS A FAR BETTER PLACE THEY HAVE GONE TO AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER WITH THEM ONE SWEET DAY. GOD BLESS ALL MOTHERS AND THIER CHILDREN ON THIS THIER DAY

♥ Mom ♥
I caused you a lot pain and I didn't care, but you still loved me. I hurt you in so many ways but you always acted like you didn't see. When you gave me advice, I didn't listen and I learned the hard way. If I knew then what I know now, I would have told you how much I loved you every day. When you were growing sicker, I didn't want to hear you calling out my name. You waited for my calls and visits that never came. I always made excuses why I couldn't be there for you. You always told me go ahead and do what I need to do. I know now there is no greater love like your love you have for me. How much I need you to hold me and kiss me and hear my apology. I realize now I should have been there for you when you needed me. I refused to look and accept what was going to be. I need you now oh so very much. How I long to see your beautiful smile and feel your loving touch. I want to hear you tell me everything will be ok. I want to be a Mom just like you som

Dear Mama
happy mothers day to all th actual moms out there. im not talking about the moms who have kids and don't do shit for them, im talking about the moms who acutally raise the kids they help make and all that good stuff soooooooo this is for the real mammas out there!!!

Where?
Look at me cant u see All the hurt thats inside All the pain the agony Drowning reaching for someone to hold but knowing again ill be left in the cold Searching inside for some kind of happiness some kind of hope some kind of bliss but all i see are empty rooms With walls so high No one can break thru Where is the one the one with the key the key to open up the feelings locked inside me Inside this prision i feel so alone I have no friends no family no home Where is the sky that once seemed so blue where is the happiness i once found in you Gone with the wind the rain and the storms Never again to be found Lost forever in the midst of the night with every word and every fight Over and over a new wall rises stronger and larger then the one before Deep in my heart i once again harden for once again....my feelings uve forgotten Am i some toy u play with for amusement some play thing to be tossed around with out concern? Your reckless

The Feel Of You
The Feel of You by LateNiteFantasy© Your lips so soft As they gently kiss mine The heat, the intensity Of this moment in time. The warmth of your body The way feel while inside Makes me want An orgasmic ride. Pulsating and throbbing As in and out I go My body rivetting in pleasure As you're about to explode. The wetness, the heat Two bodies entwined A moment never to be forgotten Savored forever in my mind. Confucius Says... "Man who masturbate only screwing himself."

Please Help Out!!!
Hey just wanted to ask everyone if you would please come by and donate some fubucks to me..it would help me out as I am trying to save for spotlight If you can't donate please rate all my pics since we get points and with points we get fubucks So please do what you can as I always try to do what I can to help each one of my friends when they need it Ecuadorian Goddess*Promoter of Goddess' BadBoys*-Sarge's Bad Girls-Keno's Knockouts* @ fubar

Things I Firmly Believe
that the other woman is always sexier than the girl friend/wife jager is evil as mae west once said, "a man in the house is worth two on the street" (that goes double for girls) that sex is an art that bunnies are cute that the nineties were the pinacle of civilization that men on fubar need to come up with more original dirty come ons (not all, just most) the only thing better than big breasts is bigger breasts (yes, i credit marty with that one) that karaoke is way more fun drunk that old street is the best bar around here that salma hayek is the most beautiful woman who ever existed that tarot cards can be uncanny, even when the reader has no clue what the fuck she is doing what do you believe? let me know (i'm sick of writing blogs with no comments)

Love's Unbridled Passion
Love's UnBridled Passion My love I feel the warmth from your hand as yours cover mine, We get lost in each other and there is no space nor time. As we lay so intwined in this moment I reach for you as my body aches with anticipation of your touch, I'm so entranced with this desire I've longed for so much. Wanting you to ravage me like a delicious feast, Show me my love the unbridled passion that burns within you like a beast. Your scent of desire intoxicartes me right through to my soul, Give to me that passion let me feel it so wild and out of control. As your hot lips caress my silky skin from head to toe, I never want to let this feeling go. As the sweet passion loves pains do mend, I will give you my all as my passion rides you like the wind. The ecstasy is reaching it's peak, I feel our bodies getting so weak. We take this all the way to the top, Baby let's make love until our body's scream stop. It's always like the first time

Pimp Out Blog #1 Krystina Herr Aka '*~sexybitch~*'
*~SexyBitch~*@ fubar hey everybody this is my newest friend and she's currently @ level 22 henchman ad she has a long way to get to level 23 insider so please stop by her page and show her some fubar loving on everything and she'll return the fubar loving bakc to you and let her know you're a friend of Bruce the cool sexy cat and told you to help out with leveling up from Bruce

*~sexybitch~* Show Her Lotsa Luv To Her Contest
*~SexyBitch~*~ show all of them lotsa luv.Come help me out to win blingy.I'll give away 10k for 100 comments for those who would help me out on this.I wanna win my contest.And need alot of help with it.So can you all come help me out when you have time to.Thank you..Here's the pic link for it.

Us Confession: Weapons Were Not Made In Iran After All
Source: CASMII In a sharp reversal of its longstanding accusations against Iran arming militants in Iraq , the US military has made an unprecedented albeit quiet confession: the weapons they had recently found in Iraq were not made in Iran at all. According to a report by the LA Times correspondent Tina Susman in Baghdad: “A plan to show some alleged Iranian-supplied explosives to journalists last week in Karbala and then destroy them was canceled after the United States realized none of them was from Iran. A U.S. military spokesman attributed the confusion to a misunderstanding that emerged after an Iraqi Army general in Karbala erroneously reported the items were of Iranian origin. When U.S. explosives experts went to investigate, they discovered they were not Iranian after all.” The US , which until two weeks ago had never provided any proof for its allegations, finally handed over its “evidence” of the Iranian origin of these weapons to the Iraqi government. Last week, an

Do You Like To Bomb??
So do you like to bomb? ever think about joining a bombing family? well we may be the family for you. i am looking for dedicated bombers to join my family. its fun and a good way to meet new ppl. i have a few rules that i go by and if they sound good to you then hey drop me a line and we can talk :) here are the rules 1. if you plan on entering a contest then please let me know so i can get it all squared away before it starts if you chose not to let me know before hand then you may not get the help that you would have if i knew about it prior. 2. there must be bombing activity coming from you. i will be watching and seeing if you are.. if i see no activity then i will send you a warning if i see it again then you are out.. i understand that sometimes things happen just let me know so im aware of it. we like dedicated bombers the kind that max out their comments not the leave a few comments here and there. 3. there is to be NO drama what so ever if there is you will be asked

My Promise...
It's a promise made of love And it's one I'll always keep, The essence of my strength When weary and feeling weak. It's the sunshine of each day Peace and comfort in the night, It's what soothes my very soul Letting me know it'll be alright. This beautiful gift from Heaven Was carried on an angels wings, The most precious melody of all That made this lonely heart sing. A promise built on forever The way it was meant to be, This love never fades with time My promise of love for eternity. ~For You Babe~

Most Annoying Wench On Fubar!!
This user: http://www.fubar.com/user/1526951 has been bugging the absolute shit out of me for FuBling since she came on the site. I wish I had a dollar for everytime she has hit my SB asking me to give her bling. If I had a FuBuck for every time she's asked... I could have had the Spotlight... TWICE! peach3: hi..you give blings?

Truth
when every word you sing is from your heart... you sing it to a lover , a child, a parent.. the truth should alway be sung.... the few time you sing the false truth to some one who sings the truth with passion and heart... you will kill them willingly for your own vanity... cut their wings... stiffle their voice... all for vanity... lies when you ask for nothing more than the truth.. i am the used... the walked on.. i will never be loved... i will never love.. death becomes me... numb.. and i will sing no more.

Violence And Video Games
“Violence in video games is bad. It teaches children to kill, to hurt others, desensitizes them to violence . . .” What a load of bullshit. This rant comes courtesy of recent bullshit of controversy I've heard regarding games like “Bully” and “GTA IV”. I've heard so much crap from so-called parents and “morally-minded” people about trying to get these games banned. Are your lives THAT boring that you need to try to force everyone to stop doing things YOU don't like just because YOU don't agree with them? Are these games violent? Yes. Are these games for adults? Yes. Should your child be playing games labeled 'Mature'? Only if you're a responsible parent who TEACHES your child the difference between reality and fantasy, and teaches your child that they should not and can not do in real life what they do in video games. If a child, after playing one of these violent games, goes out and commits numerous atrocities based on the actions of these video games or beca

Friends Or Haters
IT IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING HOW PEOPLE CALL THEMSELVES YOUR FRIENDS BUT AS SOON A YOU START TO HAVE A PERSONAL LIFE THEY CHANGE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE SO CALL FRIENDS THINK BUT FUBAR IS NOT MY LIFE. IF PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE YOUR FRIEND THEN WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHO YOUR DATING OR ENGAGED TO. IF PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND THEN THEY SHOULD RESPECT THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE IN YOUR LIFE EVEN IF THEY DON'T AGREE WITH THEM. BUT PEOPLE HAVE TO ACT LIKE THEY ARE STILL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WHEN THEY ARE GROWN ADULTS. IF PEOPLE ARE YOUR FRIENDS THEN THEY SHOULD STICK TO THEIR WORD AND ACTUALLY DO WHAT THEY SAY. INSTEAD THEY ACT LIKE PUNK BITCHES AND LEAVE BECAUSE OF A DECISION SOMEONE MADE IN THEIR PERSONAL LIFE. I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU WANTED THE PUSSY BUT THE PUSSY DIDN'T WANT YOU. YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE THAT THERE ARE OTHER REASON AND TRY TO HAVE THOSE PEOPLE HATE ME. I SAY LET THE HATERS HATE. THAT JUST MEANS THAT I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. AND ALL THOSE TWO FACE FUCKING PEOPLE CAN THIN

Hickory Dickory Doc
Hickory dickory doc her fingers ran up my cock Hey diddle diddle my fingers did fiddle Twinkle twinkle lil' clit i plunder your wet slit She sucked and sucked and blew my cock again Her flesh was white as snow and everywhere her mouth went my cock was sure to go it followed her to the backdoor one day, which was against the rules made Ma'lady scream and sway to feel my throbbing stiff tool This little girly went the distance this little girly stayed wet this little girly had man meat this little girly had fun and this little girly screamed "YES! YES! YES!" all the way home

Metallica - Whiplash
Late at night all systems go You have come to see the show We do our best You're the rest You make it real you know There is a feeling deep inside That drives you fuckin' mad A feeling of a hammerhead You need it oh so bad Adrenaline starts to flow You're thrashing all around Acting like a maniac Whiplash Bang your head against the stage Like you never did before Make it ring Make it bleed Make it really sore In a frenzied madness with your leather and your spikes Heads are bobbing all around It's hot as Hell tonight Adrenaline starts to flow You're thrashing all around Acting like a maniac Whiplash Here on the stage the Marshall noise is piercing through your ears It kicks your ass kick your face Exploding feeling nears Now is the time to let it rip To let it fuckin' loose We are gathered here to maim and kill Cause this is what we choose Adrenaline starts to flow You're thrashing all around Acting like a maniac here we go (guitar solo)

Korn - Here To Stay
This time, taking it away I've got a problem, with me getting in the way, Not by design So I take my face and bash it into a mirror. I won't have to see the pain (bleed, bleed) This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating. Anticipating, all the fucked up feelings again. The hurt inside is fading This shit's gone way too far. All this time I've been waiting No I can not grieve anymore. For once inside awaking. I'm done, I'm not a whore. You've taken everything and, oh, I cannot give anymore. My mind is done with this, Okay, I've got a question. "Can I throw it all away?" Take back what's mine So I take my time, guiding the blade down the line Each cut closer to the vein (vein, vein) This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating. Anticipating, all the fucked up feelings again. The hurt inside is fading This shit's gone way too far. All this time I've been waiting No I can not grieve anymore. For once inside awaking. I'm done, I'm no

Mississippi
• Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison. • Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging. • Columbus: The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it. • Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road. • In Brandon, Mississipi it is illegal to attempt to stop someone from walking down the sidewalk by parking a motorhome in their path. • In Temperance, MS, you can't walk a dog without dressing it in diapers. • In Oxford, Miss., it's illegal to "create unnecessary noises." • It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public. • It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. • Oxford: It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square. Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited. Horn honking is not per

Oklahoma
• Alfalfa Bill Murray was a legendary legislator in Oklahoma around the turn of the century who became speaker of the house and governor. He was also a tall fellow, and nothing ticked him off more than going into a hotel and having short sheets on the bed. In 1908 he had a law passed that required all hotels in the Sooner state to have sheets that covered the bed and had three extra feet of linen to cover the head and feet. The so-called "Nine Foot Sheet" stayed on the books for several decades, until after Alfalfa went to his last resting place. • A City Ordinance in Oklahoma, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. • Ada: If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. • Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. • Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. • Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. • Clinton: M

Rhode Island
• Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. • Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second. • In Providence, Rhode Island it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. • In Newport, Rhode Island it is illegal to smoke from a pipe after sunset. • In Scituate, Rhode Island it is illegal to keep a flock of chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park. • Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine. • It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. • It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonm

Axis Mundi
In varied states of consciousness which are explored through the widespread practices of the Shaman it is believed that...time and space,matter and mind,body and soul take on different characteristics of heightened awareness which are traversed and represented by the Axis Mundi. The Axis Mundi is symbolic in not so much a figurative sense but a literal sense, meaning "the center of the world" where earth meets the sky. It has no one set place or point of focal imagery. Its image can be feminine or masculine, natural or a product of human manufacturing. How this relates to the Id, the illogical most primitive part of our psyche has been debated by scholars,scientist and naysayers alike. At one point Freud argued that the Id influenced our behavior but we are unaware of its presence. In many cultures shrines were built at the summit or base of mountains which become the centerpiece" of spiritual life. The Shaman considered "healers,witches,demonic,frauds" and other colorful array

What Is Empathy (more From The Master)
Empathy - what is it? 1. Empathy is the ability to recognize, understand and read the emotion of another person. A simple way of describing this would be to say you put yourself in anothers' shoes. You are literally doing this and in turn it could be said that you are resonating with the other person. Some people can do this voluntarily and others do it accidentally. The process involves the ability to read in others, the energy and subtle differences in frequency associated with the range of human thought and emotion. Most people don't understand how this process works but when it comes to helping others it's enough to just recognise you have a gift and that you are sensitive to others. 2. Empaths often have telepathic ability which means that your ability to 'read' is enhanced. Some empaths have a deep sense of 'knowing' which further enhances their ability to read another person. This is very useful because people are complex and often display a persona over many layers of

Things Not To Say At A Job Interview
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