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Newbie
This newbie rated me a 3...ughhh after i rated her no pic profile a 10 plus i fanned her and added her what a bitch lets show her some much need fubar love thanks fubar Disturbed wrote~~ Thanks for the 3 you gave me!!! i rated you a 10 whats up??? and you dont even have a pic up!!! Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:02:07 -0700 From: Size: 2 KB To: disturbed0208@fubar.com Reply-To: hey i just got the invite from a friend today sorry i havent got 2 that yet just figureing this site out your welome and thanks i have 2 get to know you really before i rate you a higher number louisianabitch71@yahoo.com@ fubar

Poetry
I look into your eyes, i see strength, Your heart over flows with love, yet you dont see it, i can feel it.. know i feel your love when you look at me, when you speak to me, and know i love you fully with no doubtful thoughts, a love you can see, and touch, i cherish you and respect you as a woman, as a person, as a companion and partner, i am yours, and i love you

3am
Well yet again wide awake ...GO Figure ! Well I am sitting here wondering who on my friend list is actually gonna read this , and actually has any true intrests in friendship . Well first and fore most I am here for friends . I actually came back to this sight to support my friends online rock station surge fm . But this sight amuses me and gives me someone to talk to at 3am . I don't sleep much , I was born with no left and injured my right arm 4 years ago so I deal with a tad bit of pain pretty much all day and night . My right arm injury has pulled my spine to the right so sleeping and waking up sucks! I hardly ever complain honestly though just letting ya know what makes me tick . I am married and have three beautiful kids who are my heart and soul . I try to find the upside in almost everything that I do and happens to me in life. I do not judge people for what is on the outside cause been there dealt with that . When you hardly ever sleep at night you tend to get a tad bit bored.

This Is How I Feel
Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When you are right, no one remembers, But when you are wrong, no one forgets...This is life. Keep the lamp of Life burning with oil of love, Bcoz sun rises in east and sets in west But Love rises in heart and sets after death. Do remember the persons who are close to your heart.

Reserve Your Seat Space Flights Up For Sale
Considering space travel on one of Virgin Galactic's new ships? The sales pitch goes like this: The first hour will be relatively painless, a graceful ascent in a spaceship attached to a mother ship. Once the vessels reach 50,000 feet, the ship containing you, five more tourists and two pilots will detach and fall for a moment. Then, the thrusters will propel it up for 90 seconds, traveling three times the speed of sound. All of the spacecraft's fuel will burn away, leaving its tanks empty. The G-forces on your body will push your blood toward your feet. It is hoped that you won't black out, but if you do, you'll come to when you're at zero gravity. Once above the undefined line that delineates Earth from space, your craft will arch to a height of 360,000 feet for about four minutes. You will be weightless and have stunning views of Earth's curvature, 1,000 miles in any direction. And then gravity will beckon the vessel down to Earth, the human bodies within it feeling pressure six tim

Dear God.....
MY MINDS RACING MY HEARTS ACHEING.... CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M GOING INSANE.... WHY IS SO HARD TO TAKE THE FIRST STEP TO START A NEW LIFE AND MAKE THINGS ALRIGHT..... WHY CAN'T IT BE SIMPLE WITH JUST ONE SNAP...IN STEAD OF TAKING ALL THIS CRAP... DEAR GOD I NEED YOU NOW MORE THEN BEFORE...GIVE ME STRENGTH CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE.... SHOW ME THE DOOR HELP ME SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY PAST.... OPEN A NEW DOOR AND SHOW ME WHATS IN STORE.... GIVE ME THE COURAGE TO DO WHATS BEST TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO ALL THE REST.... HELP ME SEE THE LIGHT OF A BRIGHTER TOMMORROW..... DEAR GOD HEAR ME NOW FOR I NEED YOU....TO REASURE ME EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT....

Lift Your Head Up High
Lift your head high Where there is great difficulty, there are also great opportunities. Where there is sorrow, there is also much possibility for real joy. In places of darkness, even a small light can make an enormous positive difference. When the situation seems hopeless, that's precisely when acting on hope can turn things around. The greatest achievements often have their origins in the most complicated and perplexing problems. By accepting the possibility of dreadful failure, people are able to create magnificent success. When it seems that no options remain, that's when a breakthrough is about to happen. Each setback along the way makes the eventual success that much more precious and valuable. No matter how good or how difficult life may be now, there is always a realistic and accessible way to make it better. For you can learn, you can adapt, you can grow stronger, and you can take effective action to move forward. Whatever may be, whatever may happen, lift your head hi

If You Say So !!!!
WE ARE A BIG FAMILY ON FUBAR,WE DO NEED TO HELP EACH OTHER. THIS LADY IS SWEET,HELPFUL AND GREAT TO EVERY ONE, SHE HELPS ALL AND NOW SHE NEED US TO HELP HER LEVEL UP. I KNOW WE CAN HELP HER LEVEL UP TONIGHT CAUSE SHE HAVE ONLY 10.000 POINTS TO GO CAN YOU PLEASE HELP OUT AND SHOW HER PAGE SOME LOVE???? AND ALL THE LOVE WILL BE RETURN.... COME ON GO AND HIT HER PAGE HARD CAUSE SHE IS GONNA ENJOY IT VERY MUCH!! LOVE TO ALL WildCat ღ Only for You ღ10,045 Points to go!

I Am Not Afraid
I am not afraid to cry, not afraid to laugh when you tell a joke. Not afraid to smile when you tell me that you care. I am not afraid share my feelings. I am not afraid to love you my friend. I am not afraid to hug you when you have had a bad day. I am not afraid to tell the truth, or be who i am. I am not afraid to give you advice, or tell you that it is all apart of life. I am not afraid to be your friend, Or save your life if it came down to it, I am not afraid to shed a tear for you, I am not afraid when the lightening strikes, or the thunder crashes, or the rain falls. I am not afraid to cry, laugh, smile, or love. But I am afraid of losing you, I am afraid that our friendship will end someday. and my heart will break. I am afraid that life without you would be worthless. So my friend I am not afraid of alot of things but am afraid that we will go our seperate ways and our friendship will end and we will never do the things that friends do. I am afra

Be Thankful
Ok. Thanksgiving is coming. The fourth thursday of November. I can't help enough to set aside and give thanks for the things that we receive or give each time. It occurs to me that every time I see advertisements in stores it's always between Halloween and Christmas and a little of Thanksgiving. Boggles the mind. I see little of dining sets and inflatable turkeys of Thanksgiving and a whole lot of Christmas decorations! Well, anyway between Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas I like to call "the giving seasons". Why? because I think we give more around this time than any other day or season on the calendar. Just my opinion. What's on the menu for me on Thursday? Nothing but the Food, Fellowship, Family, Football and just being together. I might be able to do a errand routine of getting extras of nutmeg, butter, buying the thanksgiving edition of the Journal for reading and shopping previews. Also, I'll play my Madden 08 game a couple of times during the day. For this Thanksgivin

No Gas...on November 21st 2007
NO GAS...On November 21st 2007 Don't pump gas on November 21, 2007 In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. On November 21st 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.20 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 45 to 65 dollars to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 21st, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on November 21st and let's try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day. If you agree (which I can't see why you wouldn't) repost this to ALL~ "Don't pump gas on November 21st"

Lol Amazing!
There's this driver from this company that comes to pick up our empty barrels. i told him my name one day on the phone and he automatically assumes that i can speak fluent spanish. lol. i think not bro, but i always try my best when he calls.

Happy Birthday To A Special Friend
Today is one of my very good friends birthday. Go show her some love and wish her a Happy Birthday. She is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. The link is below. Happy Birthday Subtle!!! Love ya Girl!! ~Subtle Seduction~*Plus Size Pinup Girl*@ fubar

Wine Country Roast Turkey
1 (12 to 15-pound) whole turkey, fresh or thawed if frozen 2 stalks celery, cut in half 1 small to medium onion, cut in quarters 1 cup rosé wine, divided use 1/2 cup unsalted butter, divided use 1/4 cup orange juice 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 teaspoon seasoned salt 1/2 teaspoon ground paprika 1/4 teaspoon onion powder 1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Wash turkey in cool water and pat dry with clean paper towels. Place on a V-shaped rack in a shallow (2 to 3-inches deep) roasting pan. 2. Place celery, onion and 1/2 cup wine in body cavity. Sprinkle body cavity with salt and pepper. 3. Using twine, tie legs together over cavity. Tuck wings under or skewer against sides of bird. Brush bird with 1/4 cup melted butter. 4. Insert food thermometer in inner thigh. 5. Roast uncovered, breast side up, in the preheated 325 degrees F oven for 1 hour. 6. Meanwhile, in a small bowl, combine remaining melted butter and wine with orange and lemon juices, seasoned sa

Major Stem Cell Breakthough
In a major breakthrough, scientists announced overnight they have generated potent stem cells from human skin which could help in the fight against major diseases and sidestep the battle over using embryonic cells. The discovery opens the door for promising research into using the blank-slate stem cells to do things like replace diseased or damaged tissues and organs without being forced to destroy embryos in the process, which has led to legal restrictions on research in the United States. The researchers in Japan and the United States have also eliminated a major treatment hurdle: skin-derived stem cells could come with a specific patient's genetic code, eliminating the risk that the body would reject transplanted tissues or organs. The new method is expected to rapidly advance research in the treatment of cancer, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's diseases, diabetes, arthritis, spinal cord injuries, strokes, burns and heart disease because scientists will have much greater access to stem c

Consumed By You
I close my eyes and see your face. The wind whispers your name. The very thought of you takes my breath and sends me to paradise. You have touched my heart and soul. Somehow now I believe in fate. I never could before. I want to hold your hand and tell you my dreams. I want to be wrapped in your arms as I listen to yours. I need you to feel me as I feel you. My heart and soul beg for you. My body aches with need. Your eyes drive me to insanity. I feel your soul as it reaches out to me. I have never felt this feeling. It's too deep to explain. Always I think of you. I am consumed by you.

Funny, If You're Twisted.
one of the factory workers daughters is sitting at the desk directly in front of me. i'm listening to Atreyu and every time Alex screams, screeches, or growls, she gives me this scared look. I mean come on, if Luvy, Sibi, and Nene can deal with this music so can she. So it's just making me giggle to myself to know she's scared of the music. :) I'm not mean or anything... i just find it funny.

Fan Me Its So Hawt!
Well I have made my goal of becoming Godfather, thanks again to all my lovely friends and fans for helping me get there! You rawk! Now that I am here.. I want to work towards something else and being a Legend would be awesome! So please fan me if you haven't already it would really mean alot to me! I'm 6,230 and the last legend is 2,799 *sigh* I feel like I will never get there but I'm not gonna stop trying if I have to fan every person on this site haha. Which I dont mind anyways. I always rate and fan others to be friendly! I know it puts smiles on others! SO if you can please take 2 seconds and fan me and I will make sure to fan you back if I haven't already! Thank you soo much!

What Are You Worth?
WHO AM I TO JUDGE ANYONE ? IT'S SO FUNNY HOW PEOPLE SAY, THAT THEY ARE TRUSTWORTHY. YET THEY NEVER CARRY OUT WITH THEIR CLAIMS. NOW YOU EXPECT ME TO TRUST YOU ? WHY SHOULD I ? PEOPLE DO MANY THINGS TO ACCEPTED. NOW ALL I DO IS ASK WHY. I LEARNED MYSELF,THAT IF YOU GIVE YOUR WORD. THEN IT'S JUST THAT YOUR WORD. WHICH IS A SYMBOL OF YOUR WORTH. SO IF YOUR WORD IS NOTHING, THEN YOUR NOTHING! YOUR WILLING TO GIVE YOUR WORD TO SOMEONE, AND NOT FOLLOW THROUGH. THEN BECOME DISGRUNTLED WHEN THE LOSE FAITH IN YOU . SO WHY WOULD THAT BE? YOU HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF VALUE ,OR SELF WORTH OR YOU WERE LYING FROM THE START. THEN WHEN CONFRONTED. JUST PREPARE FOR THE EXCUSES,AND HEAD FOR HIGH GROUND. TAKE PRECAUTION KNOWING YOU WILL BE OVERCOME WITH THEM. LETS ALL PRAY FOR THE WORLD, IN THE NAME OF GOD. AMEN. JESUS R CALDERON THE INSANE POET A PERSONAL PROPHET OF GOD

The 12 Laws Of Karma
THE 12 LAWS OF KARMA THE GREAT LAW As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is Happiness, Peace, Friendship, Love... Then we should BE Happy, Peaceful, Loving, a Friend. THE LAW OF CREATION Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself... what you what to have in your Life. THE LAW OF HUMILITY What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. THE LAW OF GROWTH Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is we who must change and not the people, places or things around us. The only given we have in our lives is OURSE

A Long Time Ago...
A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for the first time, virtues and vices floated around and were bored, not knowing what to do. One day, all the vices and virtues were gathered together and were more bored than ever. Suddenly, Ingenious came up with an idea: "Let's play hide and seek!" All of them liked the idea and immediately Madness shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek Madness, all the others agreed. Madness leaned against a tree and started to count: "One, two, three..." As Madness counted, the vices and virtues went hiding. Tenderness hung itself on the horn of the moon, Treason hid in a pile of garbage. Fondness curled up between the clouds and Passion went to the centre of the earth. Lie said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake, whilst Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking. And Madness continued to count: "...

Worst Day Of My Life(deleted It On Accent
hi everyone just feel like getting this out plz dont reply but my daddy has been dead for 10 years he is what held our family together this year i spend thanksgiving alone i have no one my kids are gone with mom and that is the only family i have in Kentucky my sister that lives 400 miles from me asked me what i wanted for xmas all i want is a fucking family ppl that care ppl that want to spend the holidays with me this is the first holiday iv have alone ok im gonna go now hope everyone has a great thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day Cowboys Vs Jets Game Preview
November 22, 2007 GAME PREVIEW: JETS @ COWBOYS Jets (2-8) vs. Cowboys (9-1), Thursday, November 22, 3:15 PM CT on CBS Week 12 Preview: The Dallas look to improve to 10-1 on the season when they take on the New York Jets at Texas Stadium on Thanksgiving Day. This will be the 40th anniversary of the Cowboys playing at home on this holiday. All-time Dallas is 24-14-1. The Jets are only 2-8, but they did upset the previously 7-2 Steelers last week, and cannot be taken lightly. The Cowboys are also being faced with trying not to look ahead to the game next Thursday against the Green Bay Packers that may determine who gets home field throughout the playoffs. We all know what happened in the game against Buffalo, so we can't afford to let our guard down this time. Julius and Thomas Jones will meet for the first time since 2004, when the Cowboys defeated the Bears 21-7 in 2004. Terrell Owens has been on fire in the past few games, seeming almost invisible to opposing cornerbacks

Spinning Into Oblivion...
Lonly days filled with haze, Hiding from reality. Frustration and resentment rise, As I search for my identity. Minute by minute, hour by hour Trying to learn how to live again. Night and days always running together, As I slowly spin into oblivion. Endless nights looking for light, Searching for some clarity. Another struggle, another fight to find a happy memory. Everyday begins the same, Paved with good intentions. Night falls, and the only change is I'm spinning ever faster into oblivion. Tired of hiding, sick of crying, and always feeling blue. My hopes and dreams slowly dying. Yearning for something new. Day in, day out, night after night, I will continue to stuggle, continue to fight Somewhere out there is an answer to my question... How do I stop spinning into oblivion?!?

Thanks
I want to thank all the service men and women for sacrificing their time with their families to fight for my freedom. As i sit here and eat turkey i'm so thankful that there are people like you. thanks so much

Carrie 2
Can you see me or am i just invisible when i see you the feelings incredible another day without you is like another day in hell they tell me stay away, the tell me shes taken i tell em ya i know im waiting till shes vacant you see i really like her she doesnt even know this girls different, shes special not like any fuckin ho Dustin B. Unrath

Carrie 3
Hey girl, your all i think about how you get your way when you do your little pout the way i feel when you smile at me how you act like your mad over little thing i tell you bout other girls and you act like you care how i look away when you catch me stare how i turn around to look at you just to see you smile even getting caught by teacher you make it all worth while you have idea how i really feel and if things go right you never will all i want for you is for you to be happy dont care about me dont care about the rest all that i want is for you to get the best Dustin B. Unrath

Weightlessness...
Blues and reds with yellows now and then popping out. Nothing but the sound of wind constantly around me. So much distance from the blurry ground, everything has become so strange looking. The passing wind sounds the same as it did when I was a child swinging on those long chain swings at the local park. That rush against your ears with every swing, harder and harder you push your legs until you feel that scary feeling of weightlessness when the chains become loose in your hands. That split second that you would wish could last forever without the fear of falling , till gravity grabs you and whips you back the other way. I guide myself through the clouds in total silence except the sound of my heart thumping in my chest along with the wind. Passing through the tops of clouds like something soft but not there. I was afraid to go this high but I couldn't resist. The same feeling you get standing on the very edge of a high cliff, right to the edge as close as possible. That fifty/fif

Wiccan Handfasting Ceremony
Wiccan Handfasting Ceremony Priestess speaks: Welcome, friends, as we gather to celebrate the marriage of Bride and Groom. Divine One, I ask thee to bless this couple, their love, and their marriage as long as they shall live in love together. May they each enjoy a healthy life filled with joy, love, stability and fertility. Turns to the East: Blessed be by the element of air. May you be blessed with communication, intellectual growth, and wisdom. Turns to the South: Blessed be by the element of fire. May you be blessed with harmony, vitality, creativity, and passion. Turns to the West: Blessed be by the element of water. May you be blessed with friendship, intuition, caring, understanding, and love. Turns to the North: Blessed be by the element of earth. May you be blessed with tenderness, happiness, compassion, and sensuality. Faces all: In all the eons, the long slow climb of evolution has no greater culmination than the union o

This One Was Written To A Firefighter Friend , About Another Friend That Had Been Burned In A Fire
"someone like you" She was a child of only four Knew how to laugh,love, not much more A daughter a friend a sister Not in the closet under the bed or in the hall The monster was in him you see A child no more He took my friend from me Why did he do it, why didn't he care He had to hear her She had to be scared Did it touch his heart, or was he just that cruel How could he do this, that flame he fueled Her childhood gone,hurt, burned,scarred skin Thanks to someone like you She has the flame within Thanks to someone like you Her life can begin Stronger sweeter forgiving of sins I have that sister daughter friend with me again We thank god everyday for someone like you Me and my friend my friend was in a housefire when she was four, her stepfather set the house on fire knowing they were in there. She had third degree burns over more than 40% of her body, shes in her thirties now,because of these men we take for granted that fight fires everyday. I think the

Who Wants To Be Leveled
If you need leveled please let Fire and Ice know and we will do our best to serve you, lmao!!! We are a new leveling crew. We are ready to KICK ASS. So let someone in Fire and Ice Management know if you or anyone you know needs leveled. We do have rules to go a long with leveling. Who ever we decide to level they must NOT have no more than 20,000 and they MUST be online at the time we level them, so they can level someone from our crew while we are leveling them. They must also have A LOT of STASH n PICS in order to be leveled. We only level during HAPPY HOURS. So please let us know in advance so we have time to post a blog n get the word out to our crew and make sure we have enough of our crew online to be able to level you or anyone else. Please contact one of the members of management below if you know anyone who wants leveled. Thank you and hope to serve you proudly, Fire and Ice Leveling Crew SUNSETBEAUTY Sunsetbeauty~ Founder of Fire and Ice Crew and Sexy Azz Danc

The Latest...
well i should be getting the staples out of my foot next week sometime.....its getting colder here so i might not be here as much..but a friend is fixing my pc so i should be back on at home soon....here is the next chapter in my poetic fairytale.... The fair maiden is a true damsel in distress But in this knight she seems to have found rest Some how he has gotten past her defences He appears to be genuine with out false pretenses Still she has her reservations She isnt sure they have the same destination Her head and heart are a jumbled mess She truly is a damsel in distress

The Investigator
You Are 5: The Investigator You're independent - and a logical analytical thinker. You love learning and ideas... and know things no one else does. Bored by small talk, you refuse to participate in boring conversations. You are open minded. A visionary. You understand the world and may change it. At Your Best: You are sharp, inventive, and creative. You have the skills to lead the world. At Your Worst: You are reclusive, weird, and a bit paranoid. Your Fixation: Greed Your Primary Fear: Being useless or incompetent Your Primary Desire: Being competent and needed Other Number 5's: Bill Gates, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Bjork, and Stephen Hawking. What Number Are You?

What The Hell Is Wrong With You
WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U~ME? IF EVERYTIME THE SAME SHIT HAPPENS~THEN Y AM I DOING IT OVER AGAIN? Y DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN TO ME? IS IT BECAUSE I WORE OUT MY WELCOME? IS IT BECAUSE U THINK U R BETTER THAN ME? IS IT BECAUSE U CAN NOT HANG WITH ME? IS IT BECAUSE I CAN'T FIT U INTO MY BUSY SCHEDULE? OR IS IT U REALLY JUST STRINGING ME ALONG? FUCK THIS~I HAVE BETTER FISH TO FRY AT THE MOMENT... IT JUST REALLY PISSES ME OFF THAT I ACTUALLT THOUGHT U WERE THE ONE~& WHEN I COULDN'T GIVE THE TIME~I'M PUT ON A SHELF!!! FUCK THAT!!! I'LL HAVE TO KEEP LOOKING FOR ONE WHO WILL GIVE ME THE SPACE... U EVIDENTLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW IT IS FOR ME... NOT USED TO HAVING ANOTHER AROUND, PUTTING MYSELF FIRST & NOT MY KIDS, DEALING WITH GETTING A RELATIONSHIP GOING, & ME BEING SCARED AS HELL!!! I'VE BEEN CALLED A TEASE~I'M FAR FROM IT!! U OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT!!! BUT NOW, ULL NEVER KNOW JUST HOW GREAT WE WOULD'VE BEEN TOGETHER.... SIGNING O

Starting Over
So after a very very long sleepless night filled with thinking I have decided that I think its tims to start over. I am ready just get away from everything that I know and start my life over. I am sick of being surrounded by people who make me feel like crap. What good is a friend when they make you feel like shit? Which is why I never talk to these people anymore. Anymore I would much rather be in a place where I have no one.....rather than what I have now. I am just thankful for the one person that I do have that will listen and not make me feel like crap. He is wonderful and he should know that I would do anything for him. So I think I am going to do it this time.....I am going to leave everything that I know behind me and make a new start. Who knows it may be the best decision that I ever made.

The Whisperings On Val'eve
The Whisperings On Val'eve For longer than a taste - or two, I will linger; Lips against lips, softly against soft. I will linger In eyes, - my prison, visions of sweetness, of sweat, of lust; promisings of ecstasy’s sin to flower upon my decadent hunger. Dance soft - circles across my tongue, around, across, awakening and arousing whispers auctioned in the throes of passions; drink until my appetite is laid bare for a moment or two. Command my civility - my shadow, my touch, - my every secret; into words spoken as prayer, into words cried in breaths of consummation. Perfection - as my own is wondered well, countless times stabs and penetrates the beast beyond the shatterings of humanity descent into the salvation of the truth of desire.

Internet Suckfest
Bing Bong Blammymatazz says: Why do you sign on over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over? ONLYoneCANNOLI says: because its cock ass gay ass fuck ass shit bullfucking dick shit with shit on the pecker because it was in a fucking dirty fuck ass Bing Bong Blammymatazz says: So your internet is flaky? ONLYoneCANNOLI says: yeah

Tommy
My good friend Tom, a guy I met online, and used to talk to everyday. But since he has been sick, I have been text messaging with him everyday. He was 22 years old, and one of my best friends...he just passed away this morning and his mom just contacted me to let me know, since we are friends. Im kinda numb, since I wouldn't be able to go to his funeral, even though I want to. Hell, I never even met him, but its amazing how close you can get to someone from the internet. It just makes me think of all of my online friends that I have met, and how most of them I would not even know if something happened, if they dont have my phone number in their cell phone. My life is better because I knew Tom, he always was in good spirits, and joking around, even right before he passed. I Love him and I will miss him terribly.

Wrong Again
Martina McBride ~Wrong Again~ From the day we met You made me forget All my fears Knew just what to say And you kissed away All my tears I knew this time I had finally found Someone to build my life around Who'd be a lover and a friend After all my heart had put me through I knew that it was safe with you And what we had would never end Wrong again Everybody swore They'd seen this before We'd be fine And you'd come to see that you still loved me In good time And they said there's nothing you can do It's something that he's going through It happens to a lot of men And I told myself that they were right That you'd wake up and see the light And I just had to wait 'til then Wrong again And it seemed to me the pain would last My chance for happiness had passed And nothing waited 'round the bend I was sure I'd never find someone To heal the damage you had done And my poor heart would never mend Wrong again Wrong again

Miss Vermonts Crowned
Burlington, Vermont - November 26, 2007 Crowning moments for a pair of Vermont women. 22-year-old Kim Tantlinger of Burlington won the Miss Vermont USA pageant. In the Miss Vermont Teen USA competition, the crown went to 17-year-old Sydney Perry of Middlesex. She's a student at U-32. Both women will compete for the national titles of Miss USA and Miss Teen USA this coming spring.

Dreamcatcher & Shawn Prayers Needed
f you are or know anyone that would donate to my son the gift of life being a kidney in this case please contact Rosalia Guntu - Kidney Transplant Coordonator 400 Parnassus Ave. San Fransisco Calif. 94143 Plaza Level Box # A68 415-353-4543 fax 415-353-8708 WHILE WE ALL ARE BEING THANKFUL TODAY FOR WHAT WE HAVE PLEASE REMEMBER SHAWN AND HIS FAMILY IN OUR PRAYERS THAT HE GETS A DONOR SOON. My sons name is Shawn Dunn He is 26 years old... He has 3 babies that need him very much.... God bless you all.... Blood types O and B positive and Negetive PRAYERS FOR KNIGHTSKITTY'S SON.STOP BY AND SHOW THEM LOVE AND PRAYERS PLZ imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World rufnekraiders property of babyjessraiders also her real husband Club F.A.R@ fubar s alot of you know my son needs a kidney...We are looking for a kidney donor...If you are not already aware of this please read my blogs about my son...We got word today from the doctors that the next time

Smartazz Answers
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, ' Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' When the co

Kevin Dubrow Rip
LOS ANGELES - Kevin DuBrow, lead singer of the popular 1980s heavy metal band Quiet Riot, has been found dead from unknown causes at his home in Las Vegas, authorities said on Monday. DuBrow, 52, was found dead at about 5:20 p.m. on Sunday, a spokeswoman for the Clark County Coroner’s Office said. She said an autopsy would be conducted to determine the cause of death. “I can’t even find the words to say,” Quiet Riot bandmate Frankie Banali said on his Web site. “Please respect my privacy as I mourn the passing and honor the memory of my dearest friend, Kevin DuBrow.” Quiet Riot, which was founded in the mid-1970s, topped the Billboard charts in 1983 with the album “Metal Health,” spurred on by the massive hit single “Cum on Feel the Noize.” The band has since endured break-ups and personnel changes but released a new album in 2006 and continued to tour sporadically.

My Love
My Love My love runs true As the river flows I will love you to the end As you can see it shows I want to feel you next to me All your warmth and love I want you forever and ever Until we are in heaven above I can’t wait to feel your touch And when I am away You know I will miss it much Just know you are the only one for me That’s the way it will always be

What Turns Women "on"
What Turns Women "On" >If you'd like to master the art of triggering ATTRACTION in women, then it's important for you to learn how to use "Sexual Communication". Here are a bunch of great tips, plus some interesting video clips that will help you... http://www.DatingTechniques.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/?cid=3ZDZZZ&lid=1 AN INTERESTING STORY (OR SO)... There are two basic stories for how men and women "start off" together, and two basic stories for how men and women "end up". Through all of time, I'm sure that men and women have been playing out these stories... and I'm sure that they'll continue to play them out long into the future (that is, unless I have something to say about it... and I do). THE MEETING STORIES Here's "Meeting Story #1": Boy is attracted to girl. Unfortunately, boy doesn't have a clue about how to make girl feel ATTRACTION for him... so, instead he tries to "pursue" girl by offering her dinners, gifts, and flowe

Two As One
The Master The one that holds her heart in His strong hands. Engulfing her in His kiss, He takes the life of her soul with every breath He breathes in. The keeper of her strength and her weakness, He allows her the satisfaction of having both in His presence. He is the player of her keys, knows what her desires are and bends them at will as He sees fit. He is the essence of what a true man should hold, what most men need and never find. He does not control her out of a power trip He is seeking, but as a real understanding of what she holds inside of her. He is the Master of what He controls. Is good at what He does, and perfects it with every minute that passes. Not a title for Him, but the essence of what Makes Him who He is. The pet A lowly heart. A hopeless romantic in need for someone to find the answers that she seeks . She serves with the knowledge that what she gives is not necessary, but a gift. A desire that she no longer has to fight. A flame that burns deep wit

Ftw
Gnash your teeth until they bleed and scream like you're insain.Cut yourself repeatedly so you can live again.Vengence now will come to you let your hate be unfurled and unleash your deepest animosities as you freely fuck the world!Fuck the world!Fuck the world! As you freely fuck the world!Bang your head against the walls until your eyes bleed. Hear your demons when they call and defend them while they feed.Weave a delicate tapestry of insanity and pain. Pave a path of carnage to prove that you're insain. Bloodstained streets of misery and undisputed rage.Aggression released effectively as blood hits the stage. Vengence now will come to you let your hate be unfurled and unleash your deepest annimosities as you freely fuck the world!Fuck the world! Fuck the world! As you freely fuck the world!

Leaving Fubar........
i'm sorry i haven't been on a lot lately... my medical issues and personal issues have finally caught up to me, and i can't get on here much anymore. things just are not going well all the way around over here. most likely, i'm going to end up deleting my account, based on the fact i may not be around much longer to make use of it anymore. if any of my friends happen to read this in the next few days, message me and i'll let you know the best way to contact me... the rest of you, it's been a blast... peace and be sweet..... Brian (Giggity)

Chapter 6 An An Update
doc says the foot is healing fine...still wants to keep the staples in...next appmnt is next thursday...here is the next chapter in my fairytale He is from here, she is from there But when they are together, they don't care They share the same earth, they share the same sky None of it seems to matter when they look into the others eyes When he takes her to where she's going, will he go back to where he's been Will they have to go thier seperate ways just start all over again Do they live for the moment, and wait for the answers to come unfurled Or do they break it to thier hearts that they come from different worlds

Update Down To 367pounds!!!
i am 367pounds i am trying to get down and under 300 pounds befor july 2008 when my mom passed away i give up on myself and didnt give a shi.t what happyin to me well right now i see the light and i am happy right now i feel like i use to and i beleave in myself again i know i am 367pounds right now and along ways away but i am going to be down to 300 pounds by july because i have to be here for my little dog tracy my family my friend mostly for my dad i dont want to lose him ,my sister debbie dianna my best friend my best girl val who i love with all my heart and soul i have a lot to live for and i will never give up on myself again i love you all even if you do hate me or love me...

Various Ramblings
Gravity always gets me down. Few women admit their age; few men act it. There is a very fine line between genius and insanity. I've just erased it. Now I can't remember which side I'm on. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. You can lead a man to water but you can't make him put the seat back down. Its funny that women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a guy buying a nightgown acts as if he was making a drug deal. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss. The reason God created man before woman was because he didn't want any suggestions. What did God say after creating man? "I can do better than this. (And boy did he!!!) There are more important things in life than money, but none of them will go out with you if you're broke. A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving the purpose without obstructing the view. A diplomat is a m

Shoutbox Message
this is a message from my shoutbox: jaxman71: I read your profile Candice. It's impressive how dilligent you are. You seem like a throwback to the 40's where the women were extremely loyal to the cause and did whatever it took to see there men home safely. It's different because this is a different type of war but, you seem to have that same dedication. thought it was very nice and sweet

My New Book
I am working on a new book. Working tittle is "Serial". It is about two serial killers that and their next victim have something in common. What happens when two psychotic serial killers find for their next victims, each other?

Twelve Things You'll Never Hear An Employee Tell His/her Boss
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is always refreshing. 2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That greatly aids my efficiency. 3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. 4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don't open the door for me. I might need to learn how to function as a paraplegic in future and opening doors is good training. 5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess. 6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. 7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could get me a promotion. 8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. 9. If you have special instruct

Tell Me
ok in this blog i want you to tell me what song best xplains you please post a comment wit a song or a vid......come on no guts no glory. if u dont im bombn u wit the most annoying song i know! heheheheheheheheh

Murphy's Other Laws
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night 4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 7. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it. 8. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 9. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. My personal favorite, LOL 10. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged. 11. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "June flower." 12. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. 13. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. 14. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 15. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 16. Nothing is f

No Offence To Lawyers Alright Offence Meant Lol
I've felt this way; The presiding judge had just completed rendering the court's verdict and was about to pass sentence when he asked the defendant if he had anything to say. "No, judge, there is nothing I care to say," answered the prisoner. "But if you'll clear away the tables and chairs in this here courtroom for me to beat the HELL outta that asshole lawyer of mine, you can give me a year or two extra."

Noah In 2007
In the year 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States , and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark. "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision. Then the Department of Transportation dema

Think Before You Speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and Passed by a store that sold a

Friday ....
Hi all, hope you are having a good Friday. At least the work week is over and its payday (well, for me anyway). Unfortunately that money is already gone. Don't ya just love bills? Anyway, good day all. Anyone got anything fun going on this weekend?

Leave It To Beavers
Jumping right into this blog today.....political foreplay in Chicago. Just a little history on the Cook County Board. Daddy Stroger was a strong Democrat and has done amazing things for the City of Chicago. He had Cook County Hospital closed and had a state of the art hospital built in it's place. This hospital is in an area where the majority of folks need free health care. So Daddy did a wonderful thing and now the hospital is called Stroger. Daddy Stroger had a stroke and his son has been primed for the position and was elected into the slot of County Board President. The Strogers are black. Fast forward to November, 2007. Junior iStroger is trying to get his budget passed and it's been vetoed. The bottom line in this budget is that taxes for Cook County residents would increase. Right now, residents are paying about 3/4 of a cent in taxes on anything purchased in the county. Had this budget been passed, Chicago would have one of the highest sales taxes in the nation

Quiz
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. How often do you maturbate? 4 1/2. Have u masterbated to me? 5. Favorite position (s) ? 6. Do you think i'm hot? 7. Would you have sex with me? 8. lights on or off? 9. Would you have to be drunk? 10. Would you take a shower with me? 11. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 12. Would you leave after or stay the night? 13. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14. Condom or skin? 15. Do you give Oral pleasures? 16. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 17. Have sex on the first date? 18. Would you kiss me during sex? 19. Do you think I would be good in bed? 20. Would u have a 3-some with me? 21. How many times would you like to cum? 22. Would you use me as a booty call? 23. Do you like fore play? 24. What is fore play to you? 25. Can we take picture

My Never Ending Story
The sun is setting in the west, that time has come again. I can feel the fear clawing, tearing, fighting to be revealed. Not long now..the pain will begin tears will collect & try to pour. The fear of what is going to happen when you come through that door. First the words that slice the soul, then the anger that lends him strength, finally the pain thats been unleashed, the beating that goes on at length. Then the fear quickens in your heart for the worst is yet to start.... when he realizes what he's done... and HE starts to fall apart. He cries and begs your forgiveness Says it will never happen again.... But the fear in your heart cries out, " This shit will never end. "

Untitled 7
Untitled 11-30-07 By: Travis Smith Sitting alone in the dark Searching for the spark To light up my life Possibly to even get me a wife Surrounded in fear and doubt Apparently in the end it all works out Soul searching and truth Man, it all went poof So my story began as it end With you gone like dust in the wind

Naughty Horoscopes!
Naughty Horoscopes LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)-- If you F**K up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/ Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink

Boston Woes
Friday, November 30, 2007 Boston Gun Search Policy Raises Concerns Boston police may soon begin asking parents to allow searches of their homes and children’s bedrooms for firearms—without notice or warrants. Under the controversial “Home Safe” program, teams of police officers will be assigned to the city’s public schools and will seek out leads on students believed to have firearms. Officers would then show up at the student’s home and ask to immediately search the premises, confiscating any firearms they find. Officers are empowered to exercise their personal discretion should they encounter drugs or signs of other illegal activity. While parents have the right to refuse the search, questions of constitutionality, intimidation, and civil liberties have rightly been raised. According to a November 17, MSNBC.com article, Thomas Nolan, a former Boston police lieutenant who teaches criminology at Boston University, deemed the program “an end run around the Constitution.

Cherish
Gave you my heart as you take it as your own do to my heart as you would want yours done hold it love it most of all Cherish it as i give you my heart i just ask for one thing dont brake it just love it its all i have to give you give you all my heart and love cuz god knows i love you with all my heart so please cherish it

Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You by Sea_of_okc ok in my case change girl to boy lol I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

Looking For Contestants For The 2007-2008 King And Queen Of Fubar
LOOKING FOR CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2007-2008 KING AND QUEEN CONTEST. STARTING 12/30/07- 01/13/08.NEED AT LEAST 10 FOR EACH TO BEGIN! WEAR THIS CROWN FOR THE 2007-2008 YEAR!! PRIZES 1. PIC MUST BE RIP TO ENTER 2. MUST HAVE A SALUTE 3. MUST RATE/FAN AND ADD THE HOST 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. BLOCKED IS THE RESULT. 5. NO DOWN RATING OF ANY KIND 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE WILL BE SPLIT PRIZES. 8. ANY QUESTION COME TO THE HOST NOT A CONTESTANT FOR ANY INFORMATION OR CONCERNS. 9. MUST HAVE AT 150 COMMENTS A DAY TO STAY IN CONTEST. PRIZES 1 ST PLACE IS 3 MONTH VIP 2ND PLACE ONE WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE IS A DIAMOND EAR RINGS(FEMALE) AND DIAMOND RING FOR THE (MALE) PLEASE CONTACT AKAMRS. T @ FUBAR FOR ALL MALE CONTESTANTS HERE THE LINK TO CONTEST: AKAMRS. T/lil pleasure/ lil business@ fubar ! PLEASE CONTACT BIG PAP

People Marking Shit Nsfw
Ok for one don't come to my damn page marking ARTWORK nsfw..and its tasteful..is it cuz you are hating or have no real talent of your own. Not being rude or over angry to one particular person or party but go masturbate to Furry pics and stay off my page if you don't agree or like the content of my page..If i don't like yours I'll still rate you a ten and leave not throw a fit and downrate or treat another person like trash because you are on a power trip...if you can't handle the art disappear vanish vapor...have a good day Death

This Was Posted In A Mumm By Salem Lacroix
December 3, 2007 @ 2:47 pm #28 of 40 Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell ringin bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Nixon and Cupid. I'mma get stupid HA HA HA ugh.. I sit around all night under the chimney Holdin' my sack like gimme gimme I know that he's comin', he's comin' he must Looking up nothin but rust, dust Turn on my tv the very next day I see your gettin paid Leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the building Listen to my nine go click Santa's A Fat Bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch Another year and I ain't get shit If I hear you land on my roof I'mma bust your ass in the tooth Yeah, I got somethin to say about Saint Nick Fuck that hoe he never brought Salem Shit No toys, candy canes just a lump of coal So I eat it cause there ain't nothin in the cupboard So I'll be quick, quick and brief All I need for Christmas is my two front teeth I got mine kicked, kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones could you help me out?? Should've known I'd get the s

Tree Hugger
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He s miled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Age

Death Certificate
I WANT TO GET A TOE TAG TATTOOED ON THE BOTTOM OF MY LEFT FOOT. SO WHEN I ROT AWAY NO PAPER WILL BE WASTED. JUST WRITE ALL THE INFO ON MY SOLE. HA SPEAKING OF SOULS THATS ALL WE GOT SINCE YOUR BODY IS JUST A VESSEL. IT ROTS BACK INTO THE EARTH MAGGOTS EATING AWAY AT THE FLESH AND ORGANS. WHAT MUST IT BE LIKE TO BE 6 FEET UNDER THE DIRT. WHEN MY SISTER WAS BURIED IT HURT LIKE FUCKEN HELL TO SEE HER PUT DOWN INTO THE SOIL. I STILL ASK MYSELF WHY WHY WHY . WHY IN THE FUCK DID IT HAVE TO BE HER WHY NOT ME. TAKE MY ASS OUT LET ME BE DONE WITH IT ALL. IT'S ALWAYS THE BEST PEOPLE AT THE WORST TIME. AAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AWAITING MY ARRIVAL. JUST GOTTA PAY MY DUES AND OFF I GO. WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING I HAVE NO FUCKEN IDEA SOMETIMES.

Sign In A Business Window: Read To Bottom
SIGN IN A Business WINDOW: 'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN' This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign. Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!!! God Bless America !!!!!!!

Interviews
i had an interview for the IT position with the county here. it made me realize that i'm no longer a serious candidate for a job in that field. i've been out of it for too long. oh well. BUT... i had a telephone interview with a guy from a control systems integrator last week. it was supposed to have lasted about 30 minutes, and ended up taking an hour. he called yesterday, wanting to schedule a face-to-face interview. :D this will be a really sweet job if i can get it. it has a fancy title - "systems engineer", and will likely have a fat salary to go along with it. the work is ideal for me, and it would give me the opportunity to travel again - to places like alaska, or even the united arab emirates. there is only one down side to this job, but it's a big one. the job description stated "25% travel". i can deal with that, but the travel would be all at once. so i could be away from home for three months at a time. not a good thing, considering that i have a family...

Interesting Facts You Might Not Have Known
INTERESTING FACTS 1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) 2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) 3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?) 4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?) 5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair) 6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........) 7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambide

Disturbed Yet A Light Makes Me Thankful
I am having a strange week to say the least started last week feeling over welmed with bills and money but hey everyone is going through that right now . Then Saturday came and I was driving around just left my parents and a little girl who is now a grown young lady popped into my head so I turned the car towards her Dad's house and pulled in . Pudge was a 6 yr old that was on my bus run when I was working as a monitor doing intervention when I was 17 . 14 years have gone and yet she still is always in my thoughts . So I stopped in cause I heard she had just had a baby . I was saddened when she started to tell me her last two months of pregnancy she was homeless and living in and out of shelters and friend's homes . She went on to say " Hey remember that drawing ?" I drew her a picture when I was 17 years old and here we are many years later and she is sitting there smiling talking about something that took me five minutes to draw and I never imagined that picture would mean so much .

Votes Please
HEY EVERYONE. MY NAME IS KATIE AND I HAVE A PROFILE ON MYYEARBOOK.COM AND THERE IS THIS THING ON THERE CALLED BATTLES WELL I AM ENTERED IN 2 BUT I NEED SOME VOTES TO WIN THIS THING. SO IF ANYONE WOULD PLEASE JUST CLICK ON THESE LINKS TO VOTE. I AM NOT LOSING BUT YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN. I WILL APPRECIATE ANY VOTES THAT I GET AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO MESSAGE ME AT ANY TIME. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME EVERYONE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.

The Part I Play
The part I play Current mood: frustrated I have loved more deeply than most will ever know. For that love I have gone to the depth of hell where some will never go. I have fought. Ihave cried. I have bleed. And I have Died. My heart is broken and I fear it will never fully mend. Still i put on a smile and continue to pretend. No matter what in my heart she will always stay. In the sad story of life this is the part i must play.©

Poetry
i didnt see the traffic lite. or hear the tires screech. i was drinking with my buddies. on the way back from the beach. i could hear the siren blaring. as i senced the smell of gas. i could see the twisted metal. and shards of broken glass. i could see them pull my body. from the bloody grousome wreck. i could see the blood was gushing. from the gash inside my neck. i watched the paddles shock me. i knew i must be dead. i screamed for them to save me. from beneath the bloody sheet. no one seemed to hear me. just a body in the street. i knew they were preparing. to lay me down to rest. but i hoped that i was dreaming. and this was just a test. then im in a casket. as people sobbed and cried. thats when it finally hit me. i really must have died. dedicated to all the lives lost due to sensless drinking and driving. my heart goes out to those who have lost loved ones this way.

Poetry
a son and his mother. are two worlds apart. but they both love each other. right from the start. as a very young boy. about two maybe three. i hugged my dear mother. as i sat on her knee. she came to my bedside. to read me a book. she showed that she loved me. with one simple look. as i grew even older. becoming a teen. my mother still loved me. but said i was mean. becoming a man. i reflect on it all. and my mother has been there. since before i could crawl. so mother i love you. with all of my soul. im glad that you raised me. you played a big role. dedicated to my mother. you may have passed on, but your still in my heart. i love you.........

What A Pleasant Surprise
I am completely floored. 31 mistletoe kisses sent to me in total. I'm shocked, and smiling ear to ear. While I know a couple who have sent 5 each, it still leaves 21 from 2 different people. I guess that really means secret admirer. Don't know if they'll ever make themselves know to me, but I'll say this to all: THANK YOU SO MUCH

Prayers For Allyssa.
HERE ARE SOME LINKS FOR SOME OF THE MOST RECENT UP DATES ON ALLYSSA. http://dailymail.com/News/200711300073 http://dailymail.com/News/200711260034 http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/11754056.html# http://www.myspace.com/we_love_allyssa SHE ALSO OPENED HER EYES ON THE 4TH OF DEC AND SEEMS TO BE DOING A LOT BETTER. ALL THE PRAYERS SEEM TO BE WORKING SO KEEP THEM COMING!! God,Grant me The Serenity to accept the things i cannot change, The Courage to change the things i can,and The Wisdom to know the difference.

Dear Fucker
Dear Fucker You are my fucken friend and i hope u know thats true, no matter wut da fuck happens i will stand da fuck by u, i will fucken be there for u, whenever the fuck u need me, to lend a fucken hand, to do a fucken good deed, so fucken call on me, whenever da fuc u need me, fuck i will always be there, even to the bitter fucken end, send this promise to all your fucken friends to sho your fucken friendship and watch who sends it da fuc bac to u and if they dont send it back, FUCK THEM

What Starts With F And Ends With K
What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think

The Fucktard Crossed A Big Line
i have to blow off a little steam, today i feel like a really big line was crossed when a man named larry on this site got mad at me and my friend because we did not feel bad about rating his friend a 9, and then giving her a little bit of hell for being so over upset about getting it. let me state now, yes i do rate ppl 9's every now and then , i dont think this is a big deal, not every one gets a 10, i dont always get ten's and i am ok with that. i dont mind you getting pissed at me and calling me every name in the book because you are mad at me, call me a bad mom, that ok, but NEVER cross a line a say something about some one else child! i feel like someone named larry owes crystal and i a big i am sorry. please read below to see what was said, if you want to read everything that was said the mumm is called 9's and was posted by crystal thank you for your support Me: December 5, 2007 @ 5:15 pm #74 of 97 to be honest your friend was the first one to get in crystal's face

Our Last Serman
Sup Juggalos, We left our homie Joseph at a big table eating with his brothers and making sure that his brother Benjamin who was the youngest, coming from his mother's side. As a reminder, Joseph's brothers still don't know who Joseph's real identity is. So Joseph is being like a ninja, hiding in plain view. Joseph pulls his steward aside and tells him that he wants him to load up his brothers with as much food as they can carry, give them back their money and then hide his silver cup (that he uses for divination, kind of like a crystal ball) and put it at the top of Benjamin's knapsack. His brothers get on their way and start making their trek back to Israel, their father. Joseph tells his steward, go chase them down and accuse them of stealing. So the steward comes with a small contingent of soldiers and stops them. He asks why have they repaid kindness with evil. Why did they steal from Joseph? Now the brothers were confused, in their minds they didn't steal anything. So on

Photo's Nsfw
I posted a blog earlier today about a photo that was flagged NSFW. I wasn't happy about it so i went to the support lounge and a nice bouncer had a look for me and said that he didn't know why it had been flagged in the first place so he unflagged it. It's nice to see that fubar works right sometimes !!

Thankful
As we are in the xmas season remember your family and friends for they are in your life for a reason. Enjoy the time you have with them for it could be taken away tell them that you care for you may never get the chance take that chance and say what you want for they may not know how you really feel be thankful you have someone who cares for you never know what might happen you may lose them in a second and never get the chance to say I care.

I Hate Winter
second snow of the winter and i put my car into a ditch im fine no damage to the car just dont know how long it'll be stuck have to wait till my dad gets off work so im stuck at my folks till then or possible over night if they deside not to tow it till tomorrow this fuckin sucks

Arlington At Christmas
I had no idea this was done. I thought you might want to see it. Rest easy, sleep well my brothers. Know the line has held, your job is done. Rest easy, sleep well. Others have taken up where you fell, the line has held. Peace, peace, and farewell Readers may be interested to know that these wreaths -- some 5,000 -- are donated by the Worcester Wreath Co. of Harrington , Maine . The owner, Merrill Worcester, not only provides the wreaths, but covers the trucking expense as well. He's done this since 1992. A wonderful guy. Also, most years, groups of Maine school kids combine an educational trip to DC with this event to help out. Making this even more remarkable is the fact that Harrington is in one the poorest parts of the state.

Relentless
Story Begins Started as friends They know it starts to show off Feelings are changing Find yourself thinking That all of the time They're on your mind Chance to smile Wait awhile, a lonely call Late night at home A funny conversation Leaves me contemplating I wonder if you know, I want you so I can't stop these feelings Tearing me to pieces hiding everything away But can't you see my face My tears relentless Wish There Was Away I wait for the day you'll confide in me (yeah) And we will talk all night And when the time is right I'd say, oh, what would I say I can't stop these feelings Tearing me to pieces hiding everything away But can't you see my face My tears are relentless Why don't I just say it Everyday I pray it this is meant to be But don't you come to me and i'll love you relentlessly (yeah) Have I been here too long Just to let you know I got it wrong (yeah) I'm thinkin what should I do Shoul

My Last Request
I'M TRAPPED INSIDE THIS BOX, SUFFICATING. I CAN NOT BREATHE, I CAN NOT MOVE. THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME RAPIDLY. NOTHING BUT DARKNESS ALL AROUND. PLEASE SAVE ME FROM MY LONELINESS AND DESPAIR. CAPTURE THE BLACK HEART THAT LYES BENEATH MY CHEST. OPEN THE PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD THAT SEES THE LIGHT. FOR I AM BEING DEVOWERED BY THE WRATH OF ANOTHER. RELEASE MY SOUL, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH TORTURE. CLEANSE ME AND LET ME WALK IN THE REALM OF THE LIVING. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME AND LEFT ME TO DYE ALONE. I DO NOT DERSERVE SUCH A BURDEN TO HOLD IN MY HANDS. YOU ARE THE DECAY OF MY YESTERDAYS, AND THE DEATH OF MY TOMORROW. LEAVE ME ALONE FOR I MUST REST FOR NOW. DISSAPEAR INTO THE NIGHT LIKE A BAT IN A CAVE. GO AWAY WICKED ONE, AND LEAVE ME TO MOURN NO MORE...

Let Me Sleep
Ooh Baby Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh Shadows on the wall Forming outlines of your face I reach out to touch you Through time and through space In my dreams I'm always with you So let me sleep Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh In my dreams I'm with you Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh I'll always be with you Oh oh Ohh Baby I dream that your here with me Lying by my side This wont last forever Let's catch the sands of time I don't want ever to end So let me sleep Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh In my dreams I'm with you Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh I'll always be with you Let me sleep Let me sleep Let me sleep Just let me sleep Oh yeah So let me sleep (oh) Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh In my dreams I'm with you Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh Ooo-oo-ooh I'll always be with you Let me sleep for a while let me dream of your smile In my dreams I'm with you Let me sleep for a while let me dream of your smile I'll always be with

Club Far Vs Sisterhood
Well I guess it's time for me to make a decision about who I will stay with.. I can see that being a member of Club Far and the Sisterhood has created a huge problem. As I recall when I joined Club Far..they said it wasn't a problem with joining other clubs, but as of now since we became the Sisterhood on Fubar, it is a PROBLEM. I am staying with the Sisterhood.. There is no DRAMA. So I am leaving Club Far.. If you wish to still remain my friend, please do so, if not let me know.. I am very sorry to have to make this kind of decision but it's for the best. I love all my friends and I wish I could sit here at the computer and comment on everyone's profile, but I do have a life outside of fubar. Love to everyone!!! Sweet Heart Princess, Co-Owner of the Sisterhood.. XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Plz Read
i just got this from a friend its happening in the uk for sure but dont know about the usa. Latest scam This one is pretty slick since they provide Y O U with all the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself. One of our employees was called on Wednesday from "VISA", and I was called on Thursday from "MasterCard". The scam works like this: Person calling says, "This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My badge number is 12460. Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank) did you purchase an Anti-Telemarketing Device for £497.99 from a Marketing company based in London?" When you say "No", the cal

Woot..check Them Out!!
I am in need of some help. I would like to help these great people and maybe even get some help myslef!! They are some good people and return love!! Infamous Pitbull ~ The Psi Sanguin~ Fire_Pixis Real Life Fiance?Stangs Underground Gaurd Dog&#@ fubar The Enigma AKA The Black Winged Angel@ fubar Crewzer@ fubar GHOST RIDER HÈHßÈR õ? T.M.Ä.?. & SECURITY FOR WÌ£ÐÇÄT £ÖÚÑGÈ?@ fubar gryphon1 (promo guy for Logan's Island)@ fubar ...and last but not least if you could ?!? Show me some luv too...he he he...and this pimpout is also brought you to by: ♥ JeNn ♥@ fubar

5,512 To Ninja...
With tomorrows' 11's & a HH (or two...) I should make Lvl 19, tomorrow... If you wanna trade HH 11's, tomorrow (if we have anything of each others' to rate, that is), then 'shout' me & we can 'get it on'... Here's hoping...

Hold Your Head High
sorrow is the one thing people hate to feel, as it enters the life of people it brings all down, the closer you feel to someone the worse it is on them. hold your head high a true friend will help, hold your head high you will be alright, thinking about times that make you feel great, thinking about the place that you love the most. look into the eyes of the loved ones, looking into the heart of someone that is a true friend. they are always by yourside showing you their love. hold your head high the loved ones will be there, hold your head high they will help you through it all, think about the family that loves you true, think about your true friends that is around you. love youself true and you'll make it far in life

Whore Of Babylon
I am the whore of Babylon, and deamons give me drink. From a golden wrought chalice, that drips with blood so sweet. I have conqoured the hearts, of many a mortal man. Riding the back of a mythical beast, demons in chains, held in my hands. I smell of Jasmine, hard and strong. They are at my feet, singing beautiful songs. In the rhelms of mist, Beyond all knowing. It was I who rose to the task, To keep the blood still flowing. The hounds of Hell, held by my hand. Astride the mighty beast, in searing desert sands. Belial comes forth, holding forth a carved wooden box. I feel the sleek wood in my hands, That shines like Obsidian Rocks. Written By: RuthAnna Brown-Weems Copt Right, All Rights Reserved,December 9th. 2007

Thoughts On The Bdsm Lifestyle
I have been a master in the bdsm lifestyle. Though not Gor I use some Gor ways. I try to train slaves and subs, masters and mistresses, Doms and Dommes into the lifestyle in a way that all find trust, respect, love and happiness. What frustrates me the most is the fact that supposed kajira or slaves are often so headstrong and unwilling to break down walls that keep them from their inner self. Other masters and mistresses often try to steal the good ones away. I am thinking of leaving the lifestyle unless I find one that truly wants to be opened up.

~ Jim Croce - I Have To Say I Love You In A Song ~
Well, I know its kind of late I hope I didnt wake you But what I got to say cant wait I know youd understand cause every time I tried to tell you The words just came out wrong So Ill have to say I love you in a song Yeah, I know its kind of strange But every time Im near you I just run out of things to say I know youd understand cause every time I tried to tell you The words just came out wrong So Ill have to say I love you in a song cause every time the time was right All the words just came out wrong So Ill have to say I love you in a song Yeah, I know its kind of late I hope I didnt wake you But theres something that I just got to say I know youd understand cause every time I tried to tell you The words just came out wrong So Ill have to say I love you in a song

Picture
eyes shadowed by strands of hair that smile teasingly coy as your soul is laid bare you sing of the lost joy once more seeking truth about being treated as a toy since the men are uncouth brash and brazen jackals such is the price of youth try to escape the shackles.

Us
We are looking for bi female friends and couples in our area. We wanna hang out, bbq, chill, go shopping, go to the movies, travel to the beach and more. We want to meet people with same interest and of course I am always on the look for a LTR girlfriend. I would like to meet an open minded single female who would not be intimidated by my marriage and to be a part of my life as a good friend and lover. I am 21 bi mixed bbw he is 34 sexi white guy. We want to meet and have fun with bi females and couples in our area, we are social drinkers, we are a very laid back couple. We dont do drugs and are disease free. We have a family and we are discreet and expect the same. We are open to pretty much everything. I like anything from light spanking to rough forced sex, anything pretty much goes, except potty game and back door action. We don't have a lot of experience with this lifestyle but would like to change that- Hubby is straight would love to watch me suck on pussy. we have had 1

Its Been Fun... But I Have To Run...
Its been over a year since I joined this site... I have met alot of great people and gained alot of close friends... But as of Saturday Dec 15th, 2007; I will be either deleting my Fubar account or taking a "LONG LEAVE" from it... Those that I am close to know how to find me... It been fun being here but I gotta go take care of what is more important... Later yall...

Fu-bomber Fam...best Fam On Fubar :d
There is a semi-new bomber family. The link is the blue bulls head link here on my main profile page. Read the blog info down on the front page of the profile and see if you may be interested in joining the bomber family .We comment bomb each others contest pics and level each other up, etc. We are the baddest, best.closest knit bomber family on the FU! 36 wins in 3 months! If you do, send a friend request to the family page and let me know you have read the info and want to join. Love to have you there. Or click this red link to go directly to the family page FU-BOMBER

What Is Up With Kids Today?
OK, it just seems to me that kids today get by with way too much. They are too spoiled and pampered. You can't discipline them because of CPS, everything is abuse. I got the shit beat out of me when I was a kid, and I respect my parents more for it. To this day I still call anyone older than me sir or ma'am. I have respect for everyone unless you give me a reason not to. And what about the toys, back then who cared what it had in it, as long as it kept you busy and out of mom and dads hair for a while. We had lawn darts, and several other toys that could have seriously injured us. Lead in the paint, we didn't care, and look how we turned out. And back then mom would throw us out of the house to go play so she could have some peace, would say don't come back until supper or dark, whichever comes first. We need to reform the system and make it so that we don't have a bunch of undisciplined bastards running around because their parents couldnt spank them. There used to be nothing better t

Last Time I Checked
it wasnt quiet christmas... but the last two night last night and the night before ive heard things i have wanted to hear for a long time said and talked about things that needed to be done for a long time. i got my vailiadtion of love comitment and kick in the ass all at once... i now feel perfect and loved... and i also fucking kicked ass on the preasvab i went from a 19 to a 52 bnow u add 10-15 points to the thats what i get on the asvab life is still shit but a better .

Dj Logan
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So There's This Situation At Home
I'll try and keep this brief. When my girl was a girl, she had bone cancer in her right leg. She recovered, and is living a normal life, but her leg is now severely affected. Her femur is very weak, and she's broken it about five or six times now. Her knee, due to the most recent break, is also problematic, and has put the bottom half of her leg at an angle to the top (most of us have about a seven degree variation, not in the direction of the bend but outwards, whilst hers is twenty or so degrees above that). Her foot, due to a combination of the radiotherapy and the additional pressure caused by the knee is also twisted and outta shape. On top of this, her leg as a whole is about an inch and a half shorter than the left one. She has regular apppointments with her othorpedic (sp?) consultant, which have just gone from being yearly to every other year. And things were going okay, but the past few months she's been feeling more discomfort, and yesterday her and her consultant

What Are People Thinking
They Walk Among Us I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it Back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor And gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was a University of Southern California graduate and knew what she was doing, and Returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin At MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane ..............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail. I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that Said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' She said, 'so I guess they're both free' She handed me my free sandwiches And I walked out the door. ..............They Walk Among Us

Where Do I Want To Be?
I'll tell you what. I love the army but i would like to stay home long enough to do what i want when i want. So like a dumb ass i signed up for eight years. So for eight years i'm going to get fucked over. Sounds like fun. I'll ask you guys a question. If someone told you that you can not have sex, drink, dress a way they approve, and pretty much listen to what they tell you or you will pay, what would you do? Someone you doesn't know you but will put you in a area that you could die in. Sounds kindda mean doesn't it. Welcome to the army. So like i said, i wish i was at home all the time so i could drink have sex and do what i want. What would you want to do?

121307 Word Of The Day
cacophony kuh-KAH-fuh-nee, noun: 1. Harsh or discordant sound; dissonance. 2. The use of harsh or discordant sounds in literary composition. New York was then a cacophony of sounds -- a dozen accents ricocheting off surrounding buildings as immigrant mothers called their children home for supper, noon whistles blowing, vendors hawking their wares on the streets, children shouting, horses whinnying, and people yelling. -- Herbert G. Goldman, Banjo Eyes The mammoth central station towered over the platforms, and with the cacophony from whooshing steam, shrill whistles, shouts and the heaving of hand and horse carts, not only was it the biggest, noisiest, most confusing experience any of them had ever encountered, but the city was almost unimaginable. -- Christopher Ogden, Legacy: A Biography of Moses and Walter Annenberg Cacophony comes from Greek kakophonia, from kakophonos, from kakos, \"bad\" + phone, \"sound.\" The adjective form is cacophonous. The opp

If You Wanta Know The Type Of Person I Am Then Read
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! ? SEPTEMBER = LOVER Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand i am a very down to earth kinda guy i like to read write go hiking camping conoing rock climbing i love the wilderness and i am a hunter and a person who loves to go on long drives for nothing just to be out i love the movies and i am really easy to get alo

Twas The Nite Before Xmas
Twas the Nite Before Xmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom, and reached for the lube When out on the lawn, there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Assh

The Night Before Christmas...
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see whom in this house did live. As I looked all around a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stockings by the fire, just boots full of sand. On the wall hung pictures of a faraway land. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, A sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the house of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, so I had to see more. I walked down the hallway and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping. Silent. Alone. Curled up on the floor of his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene. Not how I pictured a United States Marine. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up on his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean shaven, his face weath

The Big Interview
i had the big interview yesterday. it lasted 4 1/2 hours. i met with the company's director of engineering, then a project manager, then with two project engineers. after that, they took me out to lunch at a mongolian bbq place. after lunch, i had to take an engineering test. it was really ugly. the questions were all about things that were either way over my head or things that i have no experience with. i feel good about the interview, but the test has me a little shaken. i guess i can put a positive spin on it. they were able to see that i'm smart enough to learn the things i need to know, and i feel like i interacted well with the people who interviewed me. hopefully that is enough to make up for my lack of experience. they said that there are a few other people that they are interviewing, and that it will be january before they make a decision. so i have plenty of time to worry. lol

Message Of The Day
Today's Message of the Day is: > > > > Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. > > > Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....

Another Christmas Treat
WANNA EARN SOME FAST AND EASY FU-BUCKS WITHIN 10 HOURS????? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO HIT THE JACKPOT. TODAY THERE IS 11 HAPPY HOURS WILL START AT 9AM PST UP TO 9 PM PST CHECK THIS OUT: I'M HOSTING THE FASTEST CHRISTMAS FU-BUCKS GIVE AWAY CONTEST: CONTEST WILL LAST 10 HOURS ONLY,IT WILL START AT 12NOON PST AND IT WILL END AT 10PM PST ON DEC 15TH THE PIC WITH THE MOST COMMENTS AND RATES WILL WIN FIRST WINNER WILL RECEIVE 150,000 FU-BUCKS SECOND WINNER WILL RECEIVE 100,000 FU-BUCKS THIRD WINNER WILL RECEIVE 50,000 FU-BUCKS THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ARE ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND,ANY DRAMA STARTER WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST. 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!! IF YOU WISH TO JOIN PLEASE SUBMIT THE LINK TO YOUR PHOTO YOU WISH TO ENTER TO MY MAIL,JUST CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW. For any questions please contact: ¯

From Nothing
From Nothing searching for Him, where is the One; the One who will create me, who will give me life like the sun. He will destroy whats here tear it down.... every part; nothing now. His masterful hands then will touch; patiently rebuilding; with my complete total trust. He knows the potential this lump has to be... making this a masterpiece; proud for the world to see. His pain i crave to feel it will make me safe. Fear i feel; but fear is sureness.. that His love is granted to me; earned; not easily gave. Serving Him, my Pappa, my All; keeps my eyes focused, feet steady, soul craving to hear His call... Come to Pappa Teresa W. 1-14-07

Big Ice Storm Hits My Home...
Just wanted to let those who have been wondering where I have been...there was an ice storm here December 10th...pretty much all of Tulsa lost power and several surrounding areas. I am currently staying with my son because I still have no power at my place...people have been gaining back their power but it has been a slow process... The ice was so heavy that it was snapping trees like they were twigs...now people I am talking about mature trees...the whole place looks so devastated here...we are losing many of our old trees...just seems so sad to lose so many...my loved ones were lucky and not much damage did they receive...my older son was sad that he lost the two favorite trees he had, but his family is safe and no damage was done to his house or autos. Some were not so fortunate... I learned from his wife that an elderly couple that lived a few houses from them, the man lost his wife...the next day his mother was taken by ambulance... we have yet to hear how she is doing... As w

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive , it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss

Wal-mart Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE

Shortly My Friends
Shortly i will be going away, Shortly i will be in a new place, a new adventure a new enviroment. Shortly my friends i will be saying goodbye. Not that i want to. Shortly my life will change. Shortly i wont be here to say hello, to give my love to you my friend. Shortly i wont be here to send you a hug when you have had a bad day. Shortly i will be missing you all. Shortly the tears will fall, and my heart will break. Saying Goodbye hurts me so much. I just hope and pray then when i come back you all will still be here. Shortly my friends I will be saying goodbye. I guess in life we find ourselves to many times saying goodbye to the people we love and care about. I wont forget you my friends. My heart is full of all the love, all the memories that i have built. I will always keep you in my heart. If i dont come back right away, know I will be back someday. Shortly my friends i will be saying goodbye, but never once will i forget you my friends. You will

Time (1989)
Living in a world, caught between pleasure and pain, The arrogance of my heart, the insecurities in my brain, A never-ending cycle, of true belief and true doubt Almost sure I’ve reached my limit, need to find my way out Like an inevitable cliché, I reach for comfort in the bottle, As if an answer sits waiting for me in its hollow, I’ve spent so many nights drowning through the years No longer sure what I’m searching for, no longer sure if I care Is it time to give up, to give in and move on? Accept my place in this world and admit I’m not strong, Or do I keep searching, and pushing for the light For my piece of freedom to finally sleep through the night I wish I knew the answer, I fear I never will. I hope I'll always care, I fear I no longer do 1989

Tis The Season
It seems every year as the days grow shorter and the nights so long and dark everyone is getting stressed or acting odd or not in their usual manner. Some of the reason is simply the sunlight is a stimulant of endorphins in our brains that keep our moods on an even keel. As the darkness grows many of us actually change our personality because those endorphins are at a low from not enough sunlight. If you are acting in an abnormal manner or have a loved one who is not quite themselves maybe trying or suggesting some of these known remedies can transform you/them back to the real person you know and love so well. Getting out into the sunlight as much as possible during the day or keeping window shades open and allowing as much sunlight to come into the home/office/ workplace as possible. Being in bright lit rooms after dark can help. There are personal head lamps made to beam the light into the eyes. These can be a big help in many cases. Those who celebrate by gift giving t

If My Body Were A Car...
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull . but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Come Keep The Ladies Warm At Ihs
ok simple just get your asses in here so we can party. Iron Horse Saloon! Click the pic below! (repost of original by '"DJ.MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS~MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL' on '2007-12-16 18:12:49')

Cum Rawwwkkkk With Mg She Needs Ur Luv Come Show It
Hey it's monday and nothing going on because if there was you would be doing that. So why not come and stop by the iron horse saloon. We are jammin it out. see you there. (repost of original by '"DJ.MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS~MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL' on '2007-12-17 14:40:50')

The Stupidest Friend Request So Far.
KenDo's "friend" request: "I have done a lot of stuff, but i have never had 2 women at the same time. Can i join you and your girls friend?" SuperGirl to ->KenDo in shout box: "had to see what kind of moron would send me such a ridiculous friend request....and it figures that you don't even have your face on here...I wouldn't show mine either with a dumb-ass proposition like that. geesh." KenDo@ fubar ------------ WTF? It ain't like I've ever had two women at the same time....but I ain't goin begging in stranger's friend request boxes to troll for some either.... ROTFLMFAO What a fuckface. lol

For The Ladies , Had To Post This .
Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness MEN strual cramps MEN breakdown MEN opause GUY necologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN ? I got this from a friend . Feel free to copy if you want .

Remember Them Always
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perh

Cum Join The Fun With Hot Ladies N Sexy Men
HEY ALL COME ON OUT TO THE IRON HORSE SALOON ALL WALKS OF LIFE WELCOME, ALL REQUESTS PLAYED COME IN AND ENJOY THE TUNES AND DRINKS IN THE IRON HORSE YOU ALL WAS STAY FU'ED UP COME HANG WITH THE NICEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR AND JOIN MY TWISTED LITTLE FAMILY. THANK YOU FROM THE OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SEXI DJ NOW COME SEE ME! (repost of original by '«» Tecelote - Sexi DJ's Owner «» Owner - Iron Horse Radio in the Iron Horse Saloon «»' on '2007-12-18 15:59:42') (repost of original by '~SEXI DJ ~R/L PROPERTY OF TECELOTE ~OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SALOON ~ AKA IHS ~' on '2007-12-18 16:00:57') (repost of original by 'mistydawn head greeter_iron horse saloon' on '2007-12-18 16:02:25') (repost of original by '~SEXI DJ ~R/L PROPERTY OF TECELOTE ~OWNER OF THE IRON HORSE SALOON ~ AKA IHS ~' on '2007-12-18 16:18:42') (repost of original

The Beautiful Ones Will Hurt You Everytime
Ok so lately as most of you may or may not know I’ve been in a horrible mood in regards to my current dating situation, that situation being a really shitty one that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Anyhoo I’m writing this as a way of releasing some frustration so, I hope no one takes this personally however I already know that some of you already have and that’s just messed up. I’ve been interested in a few women over the past couple months and being the idiot that I am I put myself out there setting myself up to get hurt in so many different ways, and instead of a bunch of different ways I got a whole bunch of new shitty ways of getting hurt. These ways included, but are not limited to: being ignored, shouted at for not providing a scary movie (no I am not joking), being provided with a bunch of answers to questions I did not ask, and a whole bunch of broken promises. Now, as I stated before I am writing this out of pure frustration and writing things gets my mind back on track

The Windswept Evening
I watched you walk through that open door. You seemed so great, I could want no more. I smiled at you and you smiled back. I guess it was you that I lacked. You grabbed me by the hand and we began to talk. That evening we took a long walk. It seems as though our lives could've changed. If only the time we had managed. It seems as though the night had just begun. But to my knowledge you had to run. Our windswept evening is over now. But again I will see you somehow. By...me Stacie Arnold

Sorrow And Tears
Sorrow fills this weary soul Tears fill these tired eyes Its hard to be away from you Sorrow fills this weary soul Tears fill these tired eyes Its hard to figure out what to do Sorrow fills this weary soul Tears fill these tired eyes Its hard to go on not knowing what has me holdin on Sorrow fills this weary soul Tears fill these tired eyes Its so hard to figure out what I should do Sorrow fills this weary soul Tear fillthese tired eyes Its true I love you but its so hard to not knowin whats keepin me holdin on Sorrow fills this weary soul Tears fill these tired eyes I sit in the dark and think which way should I go should I go or should I stay sholud I let go should I hold on Sorrow fills this weary soul Tears fill these tired eyes I am so confused and so full of sorrow and pain I just wish there was away to figure out what holds me close to you

Forgiveness Is King
Forgiveness is king By Emeka Azuine Hatred comes from hearts That have drowned their love Enmity thrives in hearts For whom God means no love. War comes from hearts That have dwarfed their brotherhood Mayhem grows amidst faults Unreconciled for the boom of good. Forgiveness blossoms from hearts That discover triumph in humility Vendetta moulds around hearts Like caves plundered by brutality. When emotions trample over wisdom We must step backwards and pause For revenge is like a curse It denies souls the triumph of freedom.

Yeah Well....
anyone and everyone knows i dont really ever write blogs... AT ALL... but apparently i need to... so anyway, i just got off the phone with someone that has been my friend since i got out of jail. pretty much a year... her and i have been there for each other countless amounts of times when others wouldnt and/or couldnt be there. we have helped each other in ways that i cant explain. so anyway... a week or so ago my little brother had a seizure. hes 2 years old so you know i was freakin out. i called her because i needed her. and even though i was totally histerical over the phone losing my mind. she hangs up on me. i try calling her back and i get voice mail right away. she turned her phone off. so now i am really screwed up. the next day she calls me. tells me she had to go and she hung up on me because her kids were around (shes 47). so i am thinking in my head. someone who you claim to care so much about and that cares so much about you; you hang up on them when th

Being Direct
Someone once asked: "How do you tell someone that you really like them without flat-out saying it?" She was really starting to like this guy see, and she wanted him to know, but she is shy and didn't know quite how to go about it. Like everyone of us, she is afraid of rejection, and so she hesitates, and considers letting it go... I think she should tell him privately that she would like to get to know him better and invite him to dinner (that she makes) at her place and a DVD. If a man is interested, he will not say 'No thanks' to this invitation. If he does, that's all you need to know, he is not interested in you. Men are simple and direct, for the most part. If you approach them with calmness, clarity and directness, most men will respond positively. Unless of course they just aren't interested. Either way you find out where you stand.

Seaons Greetings!
My son comes today and will be here till the 6th of Jan, so I wont be online much, just wanted to wish all my friends and loved ones a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Have fun, be safe and be good to one another. See ya'll next year! *hugs n kisses

The Forgotten Few
forgotten few confused and alone cold and wondering looking for help and finding none wanting warmth food and a bed only to find cruel self-centered people caught up in their hype unwilling to share unwilling to care as the cold december rains turn to the january snows my heart still needs and my soul still seeks the warmth of a caring understanding helping hand. Let's not forget those who in the last few months that have lost jobs homes and family. though most of us are not filthy rich we sill have what so many want and need..... friends family and a place to call home.

So This Is How I Am..........
While Sagittarius may have a romantic reputation as a freedom-loving flirt, you actually take love a lot more seriously than that. You are the sign most likely to remain single and certainly love playing the dating game, but when you truly fall in love, you honor it. Even if you choose not to marry, you may remain in a committed relationship for many years. You have a philosophical attitude about romantic breakups. Naturally, it hurts to lose someone you love, especially if you have invested time and effort in the relationship; but if the split is amicable, you usually manager to stay friends with your ex. You are most often drawn to other fire signs Aries and Leo. The impetuousness of these signs makes them great lovers and exciting companions. There is a natural affinity with Aries, since it rules this sector of your horoscope. Leo is the life of the party which always makes points with you. A love with another Sagittarian is a bit like heaven on earth.

The Gas Station
The Gas Station >> The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn't >> been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just >> another day to him. He didn't hate Christmas, just couldn't find a reason >> to celebrate. >> >> >> >> He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the >> last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a >> homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing the man out, Old George >> as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the >> heater and warm up. "Thank you, but I don't mean to intrude," said the >> stranger. "I see you're busy, I'll just go." "Not without something hot >> in your belly." George said. He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos >> and handed it to the stranger. "It ain't much, but it's hot and tasty, >> "Stew ... made it myself. When you're done, there's coffee and it's >> fresh." >> >> >> >> Just at that moment he h

Commenting
I AM WITH SOMEONE.YOU GUYS LEAVEING ME NASTY REMARKS, DREWING OVER YOUR SELFS, AND PMING ME IN THE SHOUT BOX, BEING NASTY TO ME SAYING RUDE STUFF TO ME, IM NOT WHAT YOU GUYS THINK I AM, I AM NOT A FUCKING SLUT AND A CAM WHORE, SO IF YOU GUYS CANT SHOW ME SOME DAMN RESPECT, LIKE I DO U GUYS, THEN FUCKING WALK......

How Freaky Are You In Bed? - I Got 56
1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... A. ASTRO VAN B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING C. PARK D. AIR PLANE E. PARENTS ROOM F. ALL OF THE ABOVE 10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE?

Hippy Test
What type of hippie are you?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Earth-ChildYou're a very peaceful person who has very strong beliefs. Others see you as spiritual, and you really are. You see magic as a resource to be used wisely. The earth really is your mother, and you'll remain close to her as long as you live. Earth-Child 75%Original Hippie 75%One Intelectual Individual 75%New Age Hippie 63%Pothead 38%Not a Hippie 38%

Beach Home For Sale Cape San Blas Rd
Beach Home For Sale Cape San Blas Rd Beach home for sale in Cape San Blas Rd. It is a very beautiful and comparitively large gulf front home. There are 5 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms and a gulf front pool. The building is only 4 years old. The features and amenities include an outdoor shower, a fish cleaning table, covered parking and also ample storage and a wonderful spa. Cape San Blas is part of a peninsula in Gulf County, Florida extending westward from the mainland of Florida, separating St. Joseph Bay to the north from the Gulf Of Mexico to the south. The St. Joseph Peninsula extends northward from the west end of Cape San Blas. Beach Home For Sale Cape San Blas Rd, Beach Home For Sale, Cape San Blas Rd, Beach House, Beach Home, Florida Beach, Florida Real Estate Blog, Florida real estate, real estate

Read And Laugh ( Warning Do Not Read If You Have A Weak Bladder Or A Heart Condition)
Chuck Norris Jokes Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Short

Merry Christmas
Hello all my fubar friends!!!! I wanted to take the time to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.. I know I haven't been around much the last month.. I've been busy making sure everyone gets their christmas gifts (delivering packages for UPS) I want to thank you all for being great friends and being here for me when I need ya.. I wish you all the best for 2008!!!!

Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to all my Fu friends/family/fans! Hope Santa was good to all of you! Wanted to connect with everyone before I head out on my appointed family rounds here in snowy Wisconsin, lol! I will be back online late this afternoon. May your day be filled with love, joy, peace, and hope for the coming year! Much love and warm hugs for everyone! Blessings, one and all, all over the world - you are all in my heart, today and every day! Later! Muahz!

Fuck Christmas And Fuck You
you are the biggest cunt i know grandma and if you dont like my tattoos or anything else i do well too fucking bad for you and as for you opening your goddamned mouth i really think you should practice what you preach and be seen and not heard after all you are old enough to be considered back in child stages

Larry
HEY ALL IF YOUR MY FRIEND....YOU WILL GO BE LARRY'S FRIEND! HE'S ONE OF MY DEAREST FRIENDS AND HE WON ME AT AN AUCTION FOR A MONTH. WOOHOO. PLEASE GO SHOW HIM SOME LOVE. HE'S A GREAT FRIEND TO HAVE! LarryB@ fubar

The Gift...a Unique Story...
This morning my Mistress gave me a gift. After i served breakfast, she handed me a pretty gift bag with a big red bow and gave me permission to open it. i had never seen anything like it before! Inside was shiny black rubber panties. They have two HUGE hard rubber dildos made into them! The one in the front must be 10 inches and over 2 inches thick! The other looked like maybe 8 inches but it's skinnier. The panties are so smooth and soft. They feel slick and Mistress said She treated them with something so they'd be pretty and shiny. Silicone spray i think She said. i didn't know what to say, but Her smile told me that She knew what I felt. i can not hide that i really really love Her making me sexy. It's difficult to put in words. i'm a worthless, plain girl, mousey, not very smart. Every time She touchs me or tells me to do something, it starts something in me. Every time it's like a warmth grows inside me and spreads. i know i'm really really loved. i know i'm going to get the be

"tough Questions For Men"
"TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR MEN" The five toughest questions that women ask men and the answers... The questions are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses. Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. Baseball. b. Football. c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you. e. How I

?
so i dont understand why guys are such assholes i met this guy mike a while back and now we started chillen then we so called hooked up and all of a sudden he is being an ass first we were suppose to chill over the holidays and when i called him the day before christmas eve he said that he was at work and he would call me later well i didnt hear from him at all now he is pissed at me because i didnt call him but this is all over some stupid bullshit so i think whatever his problem is he can either get over it and talk to me again or just stay pissy

Journey Home
Death is not an end, but a journey home. Someday, you'll be reunited with your loved one. Until then, your loved one will live on in your heart, for those we've truly loved could never be forgotten. And I hope that the love you feel will give you strength through these difficult times. Have faith that the sun will shine again.

Decoding... Funny Haha
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: Ø 40-ish.................................49. Ø Adventurous......................Slept with everyone. Ø Athletic..............................No breasts. Ø Average looking................Moooo. Ø Beautiful............................Pathological liar. Ø Emotionally Secure...........On medication. Ø Feminist.............................Fat. Ø Free Spirit..........................Junkie. Ø Friendship first....................Former Slut. Ø New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places. Ø Old-fashioned......................No B.J.'s Ø Open-minded......................Desperate. Ø Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing. Ø Professional........................Cunt. Ø Voluptuous..........................Very fat. Ø Large frame........................Hugely fat. Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Ø Yes..............................

Bad Chemistry ...
Ok, oh my… the morning after. My head hurts. My mouth feels sticky. I am lying between my husband and his best friend Julian who are naked under the covers. Suddenly my heart begins to pound with horror. What the hell happened. Why are my thighs so sticky!?! As my early morning thoughts gather my memories come back. Flashbacks of hubby and Julian both fondling me. I remember their tongues, their hands, oh my and their hard cocks. Oh my, now I remember. Well let me bring us all up to speed. At about eight last night, I was in the kitchen opening a bottle of wine to take the edge off of a busy working day. While I was there I started to pull my slip and panties off to stave off the heat. Hubby came in a few minutes after I sat myself on the couch. 'Hi Pru, how was your day' 'Tiring' 'Mine too, don't worry lets just relax for a while ok?' He joined me on the couch with a glass of red in his hand. Both of us stretching as if to start getting ready to go to sleep. Suddenly th

The New Year
The new year is upon us, this year will soon be gone, memories will be all that's left. Although it has been a struggle, and many tears have been shed, my heart was broken into a million little pieces a mother's night mare, it hasnt been the same. So hoping this new year will be alot better. And the tears that i cry wont be of pain but of happiness. A fresh start and a new beginning. The new year is upon us this year will soon be gone. So to you my friends may all your dreams come true may you find love and happiness. May this new year bring lots of joy, and best wishes to you all. The new year is upon us there will be new doors opening the old ones will soon be closed. So start this new year with a smile on your face, leave the sadness behind although it is never easy. There will be new memories to build but never forget the memories you have built this year the happy ones. Best wishes to you all this new year. I love you all my friends.

Horehound Herb Winter Cold Help
The name horehound is derived from "Horus", the Egyptian god of sky and light. Ancient herbalists prescribed it for fevers and malaria and as an antidote for snakebites, rabid dog bites and ingested poison. Horehound was traditionally carried in sachets as a protection against sorcery. When mixed with ash leaves and placed in a bowl of water, horehound is supposed to release healing vibrations and should be placed in a room with a sick person. When drunk as a tea, the herb will promote mental acumen and clarity. A native of Europe, but now naturalized throughout North and South America, horehound is a hardy perennial of the mint family — with its telltale square stem — and, like most mints, can become invasive if not controlled. The herb can be started from seed or cuttings in the early spring. The seed should be sown just below the surface and cuttings should have about a one-foot spacing. Rings of small white flowers will appear from June to September in the second year of growth,

I Want
Sometimes I want loving caresses, Warm, gentle hands gliding over my skin, Pulling, evoking, drawing out desire, Easing me into my heat. Moist kisses and humming, Soothing lips and cooing, Gentle words and probing tongue, Whispering desire to me. Hot breath bathing my skin, Fluttering fingers stirring my longing. Gentle touch and loving words, Moving passion over me. Strength descending into me, Stroking smooth and deep, Holding tight for dear delight, Gentle bonding of two souls. To make love with all joy, To know desire soft and pure, To fall asleep in loving arms, And float in sated bliss. * * * * * * * Though sometimes, oft times, in deep night, What I crave is to fuck, To feel wanton desire boil within, To let crimson blood run hot. Skin against skin, wet with passion, Lips entwined with hard craving, Building to carnal crest, Falling back, extending ecstasy. Desire, passion, hunger, greed, Melding, combining, driving higher, Lust in

Mudvayne - Happy?
"Happy?" In this hole That is me The dead are rolling over In this hole Thickening Dirt shoveled over shoulders I feel it in me So overwhelmed Oh, this pressured center rising My life overturned Unfair the despair All these scars keep ripping open Peel me from the skin Tear me from the rind Does it make you happy now? Tear meat from the bone Tear me from myself Are you feeling happy now? In this hole That is me A life that's growing feeble In this hole So limiting The sun has set; all darkens Buried underneath Hands slip off the wheel Internal path-way to contention Peel me from the skin Tear me from the rind Does it make you happy now? Tear meat from the bone Tear me from myself Are you feeling happy now? Are you HAPPY? Are you HAPPY? Are you feeling happy? In this hole That is me Left with a heart exhausted What's my release?? What sets me free? Do you pull me up just to push me down again? Peel me from the skin

I Saw A Star
I saw a star but like you it was so far away. it has left a scar that cannot heal, For you my friend i know are real, But like a star you are so far. I cannot reach, through my speech i try to teach the good in life, the things we often forget. I saw a star but it was so far I wanted to hug you wanted to let you know that i cared but do i dare to get to close. For if you were to say goodbye i would have to cry. I saw a star but like you my friend it was so far. I looked to the sky i saw an eagle fly i wondered with a sigh was that really you, or just an image that i saw. I saw a star but like you my friend you are so far. I cannot see the tears fall, or hear you call, I saw a star but it was so far I wish you were here, to calm my fears, and dry my tears, but like a star you are so far.

Sick!
Ugh! I am sicker than a dog today! Hell for the past few days. I feel like shit. I am off tomorrow...WOOHOO! YAY! LOL. I have a Sunday off...dont tell no one. LOL. I dont kno what I am gonna do... Ashley wants to go to the swinger club with me...now she is having a friend go. LOL. This is gonna be a riot. So once I get better...guess where I am going. I am tired as fuck. I dont kno what is wrong with me. I am starving! I dont kno what I want tho...I want something with substance! Well I am gonna get for now...just wanted to let you kno that I am alive.

Thoughts
out reaches of my mine darknss sings in the hollows of my deepest thoughts forging a new emotion to project to the world and force my way into it i sway slowly to the melodiouse sounds of the world rushing by me and sigh i sink deep in to my mind never to return again.

Someone
I believe in someone... Someone who'll make all my dreams come true, Someone who'll do all the things I want to do, Someone who'll fulfill all my aims, Someone who won't make me live in vain, Someone who'll help me move further, Someone who'll make my life better, Someone who'll soar in the sky, Someone who'll never say die, Someone who'll make each moment worthwhile, Someone who'll live each day with a smile, Someone who'll never give up, Someone who'll reach the top, Someone who'll never lose hope, Someone who'll never stop, Someone who'll face all fears, Someone who'll conquer her tears, Someone who'll be completely free, Someone who'll be what I want to be, I believe in Someone..... I believe in ME.....

Roses
Roses are red Violets are blue Tonight's the night For me and you Come in my love And you will find In front of you A glass of wine Quench your thirst With your wine Relax a bit And unwind Then cover your eyes Give in to me I will make you......

Test Your Love Compatibility With A Pisces Person
Test your love compatibility with a Pisces person Quiz Free Fun Quizzes at FunQuizCards.com My Result Was: You seem to be compatible with a Pisces person. Good luck for a great relationship ahead.Fun Quiz - Test your love compatibility with a Pisces person

Spellbound
Spellbound RECORDED IN AUGUST 2000 SPELLBOUND FEATURES SOME VERY HAIR RAISING AND MELODIC TRAX. THIS SET IS A MIXTURE OF TRANCE BEATZ THAT SHOULD KEEP YOUR BODY MOVIN'. This is a 25min cut down sample from the full mix. For a complete tracklist please visit my website at www.djmuzikal.moonfruit.com/spellbound http://www.esnips.com/doc/bcd30e8f-52e8-4cae-8e97-dc2d6d8bbf3d/DJ-Muzik-AL---Spellbound_128

The Naked Refridgerator Guy
The Naked Refrigerator Guy Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter. He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied, 'Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an affair behind my back and I wanted to find out the truth. I came home from work one day to surprise her and catch her in the act. When I searched the house I found her in the bathroom. The mirror was fogged and she had a towel on but her hair wasn't wet, so I knew she wasn't taking a shower. I looked all around the house to find the guy. I found ten fingers hanging onto the window sill outside. I pounded them until he finally let go. When he fell he landed in some bushes and God must have loved him because he lived, so I threw the refrigerator out the window to finish him off. After all the excitement I fell dead of a heart attack.' Then the gatekee

Prayer And Work
Work and prayer are the two forces which are gradually making a better world. We must work for the betterment of ourselves and other people. Faith without works is DEAD. But all work with people should be based on prayer. If we say a little prayer before we can speak or try to help, it will make us more effective. Prayer is the force behind the work. Prayer is based on faith that God is working with us and through us. We can believe that nothing is impossible in human relationships. If we depend on the help of God.

B Day Creeping Up Again
Well, here's another b day com ing up on the 6'th. I'll be 36 yrs, but not really sure i have done a lot with my life. I've done the Army, been a rodeo rider(Bullrider), but im not sure if im satisfied with life yet. Should i just chalk it up to a midlife crisis, and just let it go. Or should i just follow the path im on now and see where it leads?

Army Green (something I Wrote Awhile Ago)
Mommy's crying Daddy's left again I felt him kiss my forehead last night I couldn't open my eyes Not wanting to say goodbye I told mommy it's okay He'll be back again some day Not soon enough She always seemed to say I'm proud of my daddy Proud to say he fights for us every day You see, my daddy is a soldier I feel the wind in my hair As he holds me even tighter The sun kissing my skin It's not the same goodbye as before I can barely stand here long enough To watch him board that plane And every night I pray It's been weeks since I've heard his voice As I pick up the phone and hear him speak Smiling, my tears fall Upon the letter I got last week Written with special care And signed Love always, your soldier I glance at the mantel My son's picture standing out I raised him right I raised him proud Now he stands out amongst the crowd Dressed up head to toe Standing proud in his camouflage Now I just pray the phone doesn't ring I've been worried sinc

Tell Me Please
hello can any one help me with this set of antique dumbbells i acquired them about 10 years back i know they are old but i was wondering if anyone could give me a round about age of the them's? also any kinda price range? i am looking at selling them soon in the pic's i have included you can clearly see the company name of AR&sons also N-2, 6LB, and a serial looks like #RD1915.0 any help would be so great thank you.

I Cried
I watched in silence as he struggled down the street. The gloves on his hands were worn and thick calluses had formed where the bare skin met the ground. On his back he carried a metal framed backpack loaded down ith more then he should be able to carry. His arms were now his legs as he swung his body back and forth, using the stubs of his once strong legs as a support. I could see the lines etched over his hardened skin on his face. A large scar ran down the side of his neck. I wondered what kept him going each day as his life had to be harsh. A car suddenly drove past him on the side walk, sending a shower of muddy water over him like he ws not there. I started towards him to lend him a helping hand but he did not wait as he just looked blankly after the car and shook his head. Once again he was moving along the sidewalk, people staring and pointing as he passed them by. I could feel a pain in my heart for this man. I could tell of the pride he had buried deep inside h

25 Ways You Know That You Are A Military Spouse
1. You yell at your kids saying, "Don't make me email your father!" 2. Your neighbors know you but have never seen your active-duty husband. 3. Your conversations are sprinkled with PCS, TAD, LES, etc., and you know what they mean. 4. You have had 8 address changes in 9 years and you are not on the run from the law. 5. The front hall closet of your home is designated as a uniform closet. 6. Your spouse will be gone for 2 weeks from his job and you think, "Is that all? No problem." 7. The radiator blows up on the car and the washing machine dies just as your spouse leaves for temporary duty. 8. You aren't surprised when you get 4 days notice for a 4 month deployment. 9. You don't know your own Social Security number, but you know your spouses by heart. 10. You are in a disagreement with a bill collector and say, "Let me speak to your commander!" 11. You spend your second wedding anniversary alone. 12. You move your day care business from one state to another and still

13 Keys To A Magickal Kitchen
1. A quartz crystal placed on or near the stove when cooking makes food taste better. 2. A pot of basil herb grown in your kitchen keeps the area safe from evil forces and negative spirits. 3. Candles keep their shape better and longer when chilled thoroughly in the refrigerator. 4. A witch's kitchen should never be without a lunar calender or chart showing the phases of the moon and its movement through the wheel of the zodiac. 5. A full moon increases extrasensory perception and is the ideal time to prepare and use potions that increase the psychic abilities. 6. Love phiters and aphrodisiacs should always be prepared during the waxing of the moon. 7. The best time to plant an herb or vegetable gardens when the moon is in Cancer, Scorpio, Libra or Pisces. 8. Homemade magickal incenses, sachets and potpourris become more fragrant if aged several months before used. 9. Homemade incense always should be stored in tightly capped or corked jars. 10. Unlucky influ

Ever Wonder Why They Call It A Crush...?
i learned today why they call crushes a crush... as you learn just how much you really like a person.. just not enough to say i love you... although you really want to... but more than just liking the person like you like new socks... before you know it.. they found their way into your heart and youre stuck with a new love you learn you didnt want to love or a new emptiness as they finally walk away thus leaving you feeling CRUSHED. grrr.. why do i allow myself to fall in love so easily??!!! fyi.. i'm taking applications for a good man.. lol

New Year Dinner
As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the football games on television, or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-dinner conversation before retiring to the family room to turn on the game. Several minutes later, my wife came downstairs and graciously even brought with her a cold pop for me. She smiled, kissed me on the cheek and asked what the score was. I told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing. "See?" she said, continuing to smile, "You didn't miss a thing."

An Impression
The first thought I had about you Rage Jealousy Possession The Second of Sorrow Guilt Envy The Third of Relief Understanding Pain But the one that remains Is the one I never Thought to impress On the situtaion from the start The impression of Impression.

These Things
Dance with me in the middle of the night Kiss me in the rain while holding me tight Touch my hand when I am sad Melt my heart when I am mad Be there to wipe away my tears Cradle in your mind all my fears When I cry out for you let me know your there When I need to hear it tell me you really care On the days I feel weak be strong for me When my eyes don't wanna work let it be you I see Where I feel there is no hope be my light When I ache for you in my dreams hold me tight When life starts to seem rough Show me you are the one that is tough Where there is pain show me that your love will always be enough Where there is Rain be my sun that shines When I feel I am loosing you show me that you are mine All of these are things I need from you Just let me know your love is forever true Cause I love you

This Isint My Work But Says How I Feel
I SAID I'D STAND RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE. HOW COULD YOU THROW ME AWAY? ALL I EVER DID, WAS LOVE YOU. I SAID I'D ALWAYS STAY. YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HURT ME, NO.. BUT NOW, YOU KNOW YOU DID. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE. BEING SELFISH, WITH EMOTIONS YOU HID. I TRUSTED YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. THAT TOOK A LOT, FROM ME. YOU KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN HURT BEFORE. ARE YOU HAPPY THAT YOU FORCED ME TO LEAVE? NOT HEARING FROM YOU, JUST MADE IT WORSE. BUT ONLY FOR ME, NOT YOU. IT WAS YOUR DECISION TO STOP COMMUNICATING. AS I SAT HERE WAITING, LIKE A RIDICULOUS FOOL. OUTSIDE, THE GROUND IS COVERED WITH SNOW. RIGHT NOW, MY HEART FEELS LIKE THE GROUND. I THINK I LOST MYSELF, A LONG TIME AGO. IT'S NOT THE SAME, WITHOUT YOU AROUND. WE STARTED OFF AS THE BEST OF FRIENDS. WE FELL IN LOVE, I THOUGHT. BUT THEN YOU WENT AND PULLED ALL OF THIS. AND YES, YOU BROKE MY HEART.

A Hard Beginning Of The Year
Today my wife and I went to the OB Doctor for our 11th week appt. I was so excited about being a father for the third time. The doctor went to listen to the heartbeat, but couldn't get one so she said that she was gonna do an ultrasound. Well I got so excited because I would get to see our baby today. When they did the ultrasound, they realized that there was no heart beat, the child had died two weeks ago. It is a very hard thing to go through, but i've got to be strong for Tiffiny. I pray that God will give us the strength and comfort during this trying time.

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Shoot To Kill-p2
The Stanford-trained engineer cofounded Nvidia just as he turned 30 in 1993, after stints at AMD and LSI Logic. Huang and cofounders Christopher Malachowsky (currently Nvidia's vice president of information technology) and Curtis Priem (who retired in 2003) looked at the cartoonish PC games of the time, such as Castle Wolfenstein 3d, and saw their future in improving the visual experience. The company capitalized on the "fabless" trend that allowed a chip firm to concentrate on design and avoid billions of dollars of capital spending by outsourcing production to Asian factories. Nvidia is a big customer at wafer fabs run by Taiwan Semiconductor and United Microelectronics. Nvidia stumbled in the first few years. Its first product tried to do too much and was based on Nvidia's own quirky standard. After a round of layoffs in late 1995 Huang gathered the company's 35 remaining employees in a room and leveled with them: The company would have to find a way to catch up, fast. He gave up

My Love For You
I have never been this close to anyone. I can barely believe how much in love I am..with you. I have whole days that go by when you're on my mind the entire time. Without ever consciously bringing you near, you quietly appear in my thoughts as my day begins, and somewhere in my imagination, you and I find special ways to spend our time together... I love sharing that closeness with you. Even though you aren't here, I feel I could reach out and touch you and trace the smile on your face. When you are we are together, I want yo u to see more love in my eyes for you than you could imagine anyone could experience. I have never been this happy. There has never been a time in my life when all my wishes came true...until I discovered the sweet and wonderful closeness of you. Moon, I have loved you for quite some time now, and my love grops deeper each and every moment that passes. I LOVE YOU!!!

This Little Angel Asking For Your Prayers
PLEASE HELP ME OUT LOOK INTO MY EYES,CAN YOU FEEL HOW MUCH I NEED YOU??? PRAY FOR ME PLEASE!!! I REALLY NEED ALL YOUR LOVE AND PRAYERS... This LiL Angel Needs Your Prayers Tonight She Is Nicu and been fighting hard for her life over the past 11 months she is a strong fighter with her loving grandmother there by her side the whole way... She needs a lil extra prayer tonight for her life... She has been in nicu since new years and has lil brain activity what so ever!! Say a prayer for her tonight PLZ!! She needs all the prayers u can give and she can get!!! Thanx in advance! This Is Her Loving Grandmother Say A Prayer For Her As Well She Has Had A Rough 11 Months With This Precious Angel Ladymoose760~Founder of The Misfit~Angels Leveling Crew@ fubar Thanx You ALL For Prayers And Repost Plz Lindsay!!

Forever My Love Will Be
When troubles bring you down and you don't know what to do, just look inside your heart and you'll know that I love you. Every one has a destiny to find, looking in your eyes I have found mine. You're all I ever wanted, you're all I'll ever need. I will be yours always, you will have my love for eternity.

From A Tanning Salon Owner....ewww Lol
An open letter from your tanning salon owner Date: 2007-11-01, 3:11PM PDT Okay, I am going to start this rant out by admitting a few things that you are probably already thinking. I know tanning is vain. I know that by owning a tanning salon I am probably thought of as a vacuous and plastic vanity Barbie who doesn’t know her ass from a “reality” special on VH1. I used to feel the same way. Incidentally, this is not true, I am an intelligent college graduate who enjoys being her own boss and lucked in to a successful business that was already well established when I bought it. That being said, I have a number of things and people that I would like to address, and I think I will start with the obvious. 1. To the people who tell me I’m peddling cancer, okay, I get that. I’ve never claimed that tanning is safe, or good for you, except when I say that a little vitamin d is healthy every once in awhile, and can really help with things such as psoriasis and seasonal affective disor

This Wasnt A Big Shock To Me!
BEER... You're young and carefree, and you like to keep things simple. You are Beer. Your personal style is fun, easy going, smooth, and low-maintenance, just like any good beer should be. Take the Drink Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz

Out The Door
Open the window I stand below the sill Waiting for you To notice me Silent Expecting nothing from you But maybe a glance Some sign of recognition Of acknowlegement Expecting the world from you But accepting Only what you choose to give Wanting nothing but The overwhelming peace I get when I see Your face staring at me In Expectant Acceptance

My New Year's Reevaluation's
My New Year Reevaluation's are 1. To Finalize my divorce and to be married to Mike. 2. Get my Permit and car (Start driving by Spring) 3. To bring my GPA back up to a 3.0 or close to it to get into Athens. 4. To have a healthy relationship with my partner, family, and friends. 5. To try new things and expanded my mind. 6. Breeding my dragons and start selling them 7. Here next fall I want to start doing taxes and working. 8. By Christmas next year spend more time with both sides of the family. Hard to do when school is in. 9. Pray for a miracle that I will get my kids back home. You know I found it more easier to make a list of things and save them so you know what to stick to, it will help you out later on down the road and not forget. I know we all make wishes and stuff. But, really do you sit down and remember to stick to it. IF you do great if you don't you may want to take my advise and do it. Instead, of saying that you are going to quit smo

Ghost Son (for The Armed Forces Over Seas)
Anatomy of The abyss Forgotten Twelfth night Gala Dead drunk verses desperate To weasel Searching for light in The darkness Clear your mind Remember the sun not scared same way twice In The cool The water so Black Knocked out take it back I've grown more confident Worlds within Worlds When will they wake up "War" The masters sleep Sentimental life stretches Stand To the assassination Before the devil knows you're dead Find your true spiritual home We've got rabbits on the roof Wild winter being green Astound me are you listening Brain sweats in thoughts Caught red handed and dead Can one hear the death of dust Attack stressful voice Depression risks insanity Out of the past one calls Future is now for "Ghost Son" Don't lose your chance to make it Find time of the abyss The devil stirs Home fast for the spirit Ghost Son at rest in troubled times War is not hope Life is joy and peace Hello Every one We all wish that the men and wome

The Law Is The Law!
THE LAW IS THE LAW! I really love this one. This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over! So Be It! THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christma

A Diary Entry Only. Just For My Records.
What a day a difference makes. I have just been called sexy and that is quite a feat. Prior to that I was chatting as a Monkey to a Pig about the wonders of the year of the Pig people. I am glad he is still speaking but no mention of the photo so no chance of him calling me the S word. Huh, let's face it if there were two it could be considered a double edged S word. The answers to their posts were full of zzzzzzzz's because I am tired and kept plonking on the keyboard so it is a good job that system had a functioning spell chequer. We had snow this morning but by the time he who knows all surfaced it had gone and I had egg on my face and nothing to prove it, the snow that is. There were a lot of circles turned around within today and nowhere got gotten very fast. It does not help that it feels like a Saturday and even the dust deserves a settled day for a change. I an feel a load of ZZZZZZZ's coming on so now is a good time to go and have sweet dreams about a quackey cursor

Tough Street-racing Law Nabs 85-year-old
TORONTO (Reuters) - A new law meant to help crack down on young Canadian street racers in their souped up cars has nabbed an octogenarian in his Oldsmobile. The 85-year-old man is one of 2,300 drivers across Ontario to be charged under new legislation, designed to combat "street racing, stunts and contests," since it came into effect three months ago -- and he's the oldest. The man was pulled over after allegedly driving 161 kilometers per hour (100 mph) this week on a main highway north of Toronto, where the speed limit is 100 km/h, Ontario Provincial Police said. "It really doesn't matter the age of the person or whether they're trying to race another car," OPP Sgt. Cam Woolley said on Friday. "The consequences of the crashes and the laws of physics are always in effect." Under the street racing legislation, a person is charged if they are driving 50 km/h more than the posted speed limit. "Street racing was probably a bad title for it, extreme driving probably would ha

Five Bolt Main- The Gift Lyrics
Please explain a couple of things to me How could you leave and then turn your back on me if only we said goodbye, maybe then i would respect my life in the end i am so ashamed of what you did (why) you said that you would never leave,i didnt even see you go (why) you just up and turned your back on me,for reasons I will never know (why) now i am starring at an empty space,its the place that you used to be (why) and the look you see upon my face,is the gift from you to me a haunting pain inside that lingers over me this is not the way its supposed to be if only we said goodbye maybe then i would respect my life,in the end and im so ashamed of what you did (why) you said that you would never leave,i didnt even see you go (why) you just up and turned your back on me,for reasons I will never know (why) now i am starring at an empty space, its the place that you used to be (why) and the look you see upon my face,is the gift from you to me you made me what i am you ma

Half Full/half Empty
Why is it you embrace so tight such negativity? Only seeming to see the worst of it all in all that there is to see. A constant clouded perception on the darker side of things weighed down by the heavy sense of it all that such dread and depression brings. Don't you think that it might be better to arrange a little room for a bit of positive thinking instead of impending doom? Every cloud has a silver lining and there's a possibility when viewing without the blinders that even YOU might see... Past the gloom in the distance the sun is shinning bright cast aside such negative thinking and bask in the utter delight! You can view the cup as half empty or prefer to view it half full the choice my friend is yours to make which opinion you let rule.

My Kinda Hang Out!
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1 Question 1 Answer
1 Question, 1 Honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any 1 question, anything, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it.... No catch. But i dare u to repost this and see what people ask you

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 1/7/08;
I had a email discussion on County jails this weekend here is part of mine; "Nope that ain't country club living but is it supposed to be? LMAO shit if it was, the fuckin' overcrowding would be 10 times worse all the geeks tryin' to out geek each other LOL and of course on the sidelines would be us sayin' "shit fuckin' new jails are bullshit I fuckin' remember..." ROTFLMAO thanks you fuckin' know who!

Shakespeare - 116th Sonnet
Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove: O no! it is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wandering bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken. Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks Within his bending sickle's compass come: Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, But bears it out even to the edge of doom. If this be error and upon me proved, I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

Kittys Odd
i am sitting on the computer talking to some one and the cat is sitting next to me watching the letters pop up on the screan and trying to read it and watching the mouse move and the letters coming out its kind of funny to watch cuz her eyes are moving when i type this haha funny kitty now she trying to paw the computer and she lying on it wtf i have an odd cat by me

My Account
in approxematly 24 hours i will be closing this account. If for some reason you want to keep in contact with me u can im me at princess_shadow2002. that is my yahoo screen name and u can find me on messager

At Last I Am Me Again 17th October 2007. 1 Year & 5 Months After Surgery
At last I am me again 17th October 2007. 1 year & 5 months after surgery. At last I am me again. Since Friday I have not been aware of barometric pressure changes so it is like being free again. Free to think and do anything, at anytime rather than when a period of static pressure allows. Also my focussing has normalised so I can tolerate something in my near vision whilst looking at something distant. Somethings, I am pleased to say will never change. For instance the confidence has not been erroded and I still no longer feel fear in the pit of the stomach. Instead of getting deja vu I just get deja jour, like I have lived through this day before, not through routine but down to the outside situation of the air and weather. It is hard to describe and not unpleasant. I have just overcome the speaking before thinking problem because that had, on occasion, landed me either in someone's black books or caused me embarassment if it was written and posted. So even though

010908 Love Tarot
The Four of Wands card suggests that you may be celebrating a commitment, consummation or reunion. The two of you are enjoying success, attention, relief or reward at the most fundamental level of your relationship. This is an experience or moment to be shared together, but you may have to also take it public for the benefit or approval of others. Dancing or a coming-out ritual may mark this rite of passage for you and your soul mate.

Romantic Jan 9
Dear Tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Wednesday, January 9: You don't always have to do the heavy lifting, or make things better, in this relationship. Once you realize that, you give your partner more leeway to break out of some of their prescribed roles, too. How freeing!

Bikers My Family
=== '~SEXYSISSY~& DHolts LSH~~In Loving Memory Of Ray,Baby Johnny & All Our Angels~' spewed forth the following at '2007-12-25 10:15:10'.. > my BIKERS pimpout- Two wonderful friends.Dholts is a brother and Bee is my sister.thank you both for being there for me.show them lots of love DHoltStingray* Little Shop Of Horrors Lounge Pres.///HAPPY NEW YEAR@ fubar Beeholt. Real Wife of DHoltStingray@ fubar I LIKE EVERYONE TO GO RATE,FAN,AND ADD A SPECIAL GUY.HE IS AWESOME. AND HAS DONE THINGS OVER THE YEAR FOR KIDS IN NEED SO ID LOVE TO GIVE HIM SOME MAD LOVE TOO. LOOKING BACK EXXCUTIONER OVER THE YEAR DOING BULLETIONS FOR YOU.THANK YOU SWEETY FOR ALL YOU DO FOR OUR KIDS IN NEED.REMEMBERING THE RIDE FOR ARRON TO GET HIS ARMS.AND SEEING GET DONE AND ARRON HAS HIS ARMS AND KELEB FOR SUPPORTING HIS FAMILY WHEN HE WAS SICK AND IN NEED OF PRAYERS.YOU ARE A GREAT FRIEND,BROTHER,HUSBAND YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU EX. WE NEED MORE LIKE YOU TOO.

Bigger News
If you know me, then you know I have been married for about 13 years, also that my husband and I have a lot of downs in our relashionship the last.... oh 5 years... We (I) have tried to keep us together for all the wrong reasons, I mean there is love there that has never been a question... I am NOT in the business of bashing people NO matter what... So I will just say..... We have become 2 very different people going on very different paths and want very different things is our lives... Well... Anyway.... This weekend I am moving into a house with the kids... I am so VERY excited and scared at the same time... This will literally be the 1st time I have EVER lived alone, as in no roommate or a boyfriend/spouse with me, just the kids and I... I am looking forward to this part of my life, the challenge and test it will bring to show me who I really am, how strong I am and what I am capable of being a single woman/mother... I have a new house... I have a new job...

Broken
Broken now, she looks to the ground as she walks... Silent now, she remembers all the talks... She spots a feline, quivering the rodent it stalks... Broken now, she looks to the ground as she walks... Deep pools of anguish, her eyes show her pain... Her tears are hidden, blending with the drops of rain... She looks to the night sky, her harrowing screams reign... Deep pools of anguish, her eyes show her pain... In a puddle on the ground, she sits in contemplation... Her eyes are poisoned by her tears, horrid anticipation... Her world is shattered, forlorn damnation... In a puddle on the ground, she sits in contemplation... Forsaken she goes, returns to her somber, foreboding tomorrow. She sits alone, her soaked clothes, drowning in her sorrow... She looks to the outside, pleading for, a drop of hope to borrow. Forsaken she goes, returns to her somber, foreboding tomorrow

The Kill
What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do?(Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh) What if I fell to the floor Couldn't take this anymore What would you do, do, do? Come, break me down Bury me, marry me I am finished with you What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life. What would you do?(Do,do) You say you wanted more What are you waiting for I'm not running from you (from you) Come, break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now: this is who I really am inside I Finally found myself Fighting for a chance I know now, THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh Come, break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you, you, you Look in my eyes You're killing me, killing me All I wanted was you Come, break me down Break me down Break me down What if I wanted to break...? (You say y

Three Tiny Handprints
There are three tiny handprints on my wall Three tiny handprints that would soon be gone Those tiny handprints would soon be big and will not be able to see them on the wall But the memories of those tiny handprints would always be therewhen I think back of the ones whom lefted them there. The ones that filled me with so much happiness The ones that ran about with mud on their hands And I will know even with big hands Those tiny handprints will always be there

Public Service
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli), the bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, or other liquor), because wine goes through the purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information -- I'm doing it as a public service.

The Sexybitch Lounge
THE SEXYBITCH LOUNGE Song Request > > Sign up to be a dj here! Come visit my lounge and become a member to.Got great music to listen and chat with friends.I need more members for my lounge come in and enjoy the music.

Damn I'm Wet....
..cuz its raining you pervs!! LOL anyway here is something for your reading entertainment.... Why are you sleeping awake Refusing to get rid of your hate So what if they are different then you That just makes you different too You justify killing your own kind Just because they don't share your frame of mind Countrymen killing fellow countrymen You wake up and do it all over again You stone a woman for defending herself But the men who tried to rape her aren't going to hell Bend religion to fit your actions You're no better then Hitler with your hate factions Our DNA is the same, less a cell or two You may not like it, but it's true Ignoreing the truth won't make it go away Stop going through life, sleeping awake

Singing For My Dad...
Here I am singing for my dad whom is battling Pancreatic Cancer. This song is special because I always used to sing it to him when I was younger, I even won 1st place in the county fair singing it. I haven't sang it in a long time and its real hard to do it now considering, but I thought I would share with you all...

A Small List
Ok so I was sitting here, and saw something that made me go off! It made me want to do a list of things I hate. lol. Yes, I'm BORED!!!!!!!!!!!! In no particular order, just how they popped into my mind. 1. Cold Toilet Seats. 2. Inner Lip Tattoos 3. Being Cold 4. Math 5. Decaffinated Products 6. Two Facers 7. Weakness 8. Flash Art Tattoos 9. Road Rage thats a small list. Ill update as i think of more lol .

This Is Me
Name: christina Birthdate: 10-26 Birthplace: baton rougde Current Location: Eye Color: green, most times it changes Hair Color: dark brown Height: 5'4'' Weight: not tellin Piercings: ears and tongue Tatoos: lower back Boyfriend/Girlfriend: hehe both Overused Phraze: going nucking futz FAVORITES Food: my great grandmothers macaroni salid Candy: CHOCOLATTE!!!!!! Number: 11 Color: black, blue, red Animal: dragon Drink: milk Alcohol Drink: blue hulk Bagel: cinnamon Letter: s Body Part on Opposite sex: abs This or That Pepsi or Coke: coke plz lol inside joke McDonalds or BurgerKing: wendys Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry Hot tea or Ice tea: black Chocolate or Vanilla CHOCOLATTE Hot Chocolate or Coffee: BOTH Kiss or Hug: hmm gotta think get back to ya on that 1 Dog or Cat: cat Rap or Punk: punk Summer or Winter: winter!! SNOWMOBILESSSSS Scary Movies or Funny Movies: ACTION THRILLERS!!! {underworld 1&2} Love or Money: love money cant buy that u moron

Bouncer Id Check Is Gettin Out Of Hand
IS ANYONE ELSE ANNOYED BY THIS CONSTANT "BOUNCER ID" CHECK BULLSHIT? I THINK THIS BOUNCER STUFF IS GETTING WAY TOO OUTTA HAND AND I AM SURE I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE GETTING ANNOYED BY IT. FUBAR MANAGEMENT.......CHILL WITH THE BOUNCER......ITS RIDICULOUS! ****************PLEASE REPOST!********************** rEPOST! rEPOST! rEPOST! rEPOST!

The Gentleman Perv Or How Not To Be A Dick About It
All men have the capacity to be perverts. Some have nice, clean profiles with talk of long walks on beaches, cuddling, looking for Ms. Right; and of course looks aren't important. But guess what? While he's waiting on the perfect, "imperfect" woman, he's willing to get his jolly's anywhere he can. So he hits you up for your messenger service.. then wham! He's the pervert in gentleman's clothing. Now along comes this profile of a pervert. No doubt about it, no questions or arguments. Yes, I want to talk perverted to you ladies. However, there is more to this 'book cover' then meets the eye. A kind, patient, non-judgmental and HONEST gentleman peeks out from behind the green door. My rules of engagement on here are really very simple. 1.Respect your friends privacy and anonymity. 2.Never perv on a woman unless they have at least talked to you and aware of whats in your profile. 3.Never attempt to win her affections when you have no intentions of keeping them (this is a

Waiting
Waiting and watching Someday, somehow You will be mine. I will bide my time, Hold my heart in check. Your eyes will open, And you will see me. All my love in my smile. Patiently waiting for you, To take my hand And carry my heart away. JMW 1-6-08

The Purina Diet
I have a Labrador retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog (?) On impulse, I told her that No, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital like that. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the stre

88 Precepts By David Lane
88 PRECEPTS by David Lane (P.O.W.) Member of The Order Until the White race realizes that there is only one source from which we can ascertain lasting truths, there will never be peace or stability on this earth. In the immutable Laws of Nature are the keys to life, order, and understanding. The words of men, even those which some consider “inspired” are subject to the translations, vocabulary, additions, subtractions, and distortions of fallible mortals. Therefore, every writing or influence, ancient or modern, must be strained through the test of conformity to Natural Law. The White Peoples of the earth must collectively understand that they are equally subject to the iron-hard Laws of Nature with every other creature of the Universe, or they will not secure peace, safety, nor even their existence. The world is in flames because Races, Sub-races, Nations, and Cultures are being forced to violate their own Nature- ordained instincts for self-preservation. Many men of good

To My Bartenders All Of Them
If u choose not to be in there at the lounge and get ahold ofanother bartender to take ur place when u leave then I don't need u working for me this shit popin in for a few and then staying on lounge and don't greeting new comers stop and stops today and I mean it

New Family Member
SHOW THEM LOVE!!!! "CYN" (fu~ wife to Wally1959 Enforcer) Greeter Military Family Bombers@ fubar frogman tattoos fubar hubby to christinemember of the military family@ fubar tom from mass. co-owner of Kiss_Of_Death'Military Family Bombers lounge@ fubar *@$h13y*~Miltary Family Bomber~@ fubar froggy3451 'Military Family Bomber"@ fubar angelbaby22............lookin for love!..........military family bomber@ fubar

Unkind Ways
I want to be friends, But you didn't respond. The next thing I know, You are asking if you have to be. Words that ripped me apart, Yet some how they sat me free. You have the power, You have the control. I have never know you to do something, That you did not want to do. It was you and you alone, That could set me free. The chains have broken from my heart, My spirit is soaring high for me. Why did you wait for so long? Why did you use me for your song. Have you ever looked at yourself. Do you even know who you really are? A man of heart, of character. Would have been honest, Not full of deceit. Men like you are a dime a dozen, Many like you have been in my life. You get your wish now, It doesn't even matter. I hope you get in return, What you have done to me. The laws of spirit, Say you shall. They say it will return seven fold to you. Despite what you have had in your life, You chose me to give it all back to. I will sit and wait so patiently, For sp

More Thoughts Part Deux.
I recently watched "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas". Now,I've only read maybe 2 of Hunter S. Thompsons works mind you. I saw this movie years ago with some friends. You know the deal, Friends,pizza,smoke,beer and other fun condiments. So over the weekend I was bored (like I usually am) and decided to re-rent the movie. Yes the scenes with the drugs were amusing as I can fully relate to mescaline,Ether and acid. But the undertone to the movie is what got me...how in the 60's,as with today,we do drugs to escape the realities of American life surrounding them. Hunter also said that the mid 60's in San Francisco was a somewhat of a magical time. I can somewhat relate, on a much smaller scale. The mid to late 80's in NYC for me, was like wow,man. The Art scene was popping,nightclubs were fantastic places to be seen,to dance,etc. And yes,I was ingesting as much drugs back then as humanely possible. Not that I thought if I did some(or alot) I'd have some deep insight or keep

Little Old Lady
The next time you see a little old lady with Shaky hands, you'll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, Slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Oviously very unstable on her feet, and with shaky hands, She wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: 'Dddooo youuuu hhhave ddd ddiilllldosss?' The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: 'Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.' The old woman then asks: 'Dddddoooo yyyouuuu Ccaarrryy AAA pppinkk onnee,tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?' The clerk responds, 'Yes we do.' She asks: ' Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe sssunoooffabbitch offffff?

Sex Haha
1st kind of sex is called smurf sex this kind of sex happens when u first meet someone and u both have sex until u are blue in the face. 2nd kind of sex is called kitchen sex this is when u have been with ur partner for a short time and u are so needy u will have sex anywhere even in the kitchen. 3rd kind of sex is called: bedroom sex this is when u have been with ur partner for a long time ,your sex has gotten routine and u usually have sex in the bedroom. 4th kind of sex is called hallway sex this is when u been with ur partner for to long when u pass each other in the hallway u both say screw u. 5th kid of sex is called religious sex which means you get nun in the morning,nun in the afternoon,nun at night (very popular) 6th kind of sex is courtroom sex this is when u cannot stand ur wife or hubby anymore, he or she takes u to court and screws u in front of everyone. 7th kind of sex is called social security sex u get a little each month,but not enough to enjoy ur self.

Confused
everytime i've loved someone, they have cheated on me. i trust them with all that i have and they still cheated on me. im supposed to keep trusting anyway???? i try and i try but the more i try the harder it gets. im tired of wondering. if you check up on them, its stalking. if you dont check up on them, you will never know for sure and will still wonder. "i'm just going over to a friends house." they say. "no problem", you say, "i mean hell, i trust you." then one day you find out they were f)*@ng around on you and you should never have trusted them. that has happened more than once. they want to hang out with a friend they used to be serious about. you say, "sure, i trust you, just dont go to his house." they call you and say, "hey, i'm at his house, but dont worry, his friend is here so its alright." ok, and his friend that you don't know makes this better how?? so is it alright???? or am i still being the gullible dumbass that i alwa

Esp
They had not seen each other in years. Two to be exact. Not a word had been uttered between them, directly, or otherwise. They had not made any attempt to reach the other, and felt pride for it. They had both seen worse times they had ever seen before, and even though they had always leaned on each other in those types of situations, they fought the want, the need, the driving, unending, and burning sensation that came with the thought, and stayed silent as far as the other was concerned. Neither having come to this place with any reason in mind, They scoffed at the chance sighting, and cursed the boredom that sent them forth as if it had stolen something valuable, As a child often curses the band aid that is ripped from its arm. Each ignoring the other in every noticeable manner, No facial expression, no uneasy breath, and no eye contact of any type what-so-ever. Each won their battle with the other, By simply doing nothing. Nothing at all. One simply hushed the girlfriend at

Greenbay
This was read to us at church today by our minister (with tongue in cheek) Our Favre Who are in Lambeau Hallowed be thine arm The bowl will come It will be won In Phoenix as it is in Lambeau And give us this Sunday Our weekly win. Please give us many touchdown passes But do not let others pass against us. Lead us not into frustration But deliver us to the valley of the sun For thine is the MVP, the best of the NFC and the glory of the Cheesheads now and forever. GO PACK. Mimi

Marathon Chick
I'm not athletic by any stretch of the imagination. Mine especially. I grew up playing catch, running bases, shooting hoops, volleyball, rollerblading hockey in the street and the ugly game of Lawn Jarts or Darts to you non-Chicago folks. That last game left a scar on my right calf. I was running from the jart and it had a fighter jet lock on me and I couldn't get away fast enough. Thus the circular scar. But I digress. I like to run. Not like a Forrest Gump-like run, but enough that I feel like I have accomplished something. So three times a week I run about 5 miles. I won't try for more because I know I will hit that proverbial wall at about 30 steps into that 6th mile. I want to run in the Shamrock Shuffle 8K at the end of March. I didn't make it last year. So, with my healing broken toe and back feeling better, last night I decided to try and run. I made it about a mile and then hobbled back home the last 4 blocks. I thought I would die of exhaustion. Tonight,

Hello.
While you have your first cup of coffee, set back and listen to some music and read about HELLO. Have you ever thought what this word stands for? Read on.... Do you know that a simple "hello" can be a sweet one? The word H E L L O means: H = How are you? E = Everything all right? L = Like to hear from you . L = Love to see you soon! O = Obviously, You are my friend..so, HELLO! It has made me smile every time I say hello since then so send this message to the people you care about. Just thinking of you! "I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." hope you are drinking from your saucer too.... I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now. But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow And as I go along life's way, I'm reaping better than I sowed I'm drinking from my saucer, 'Cause my cup has overflowed. Haven't

Fubar Sucks Fucking Dick
JUST SO EVERYBODY AT THIS FUCKING MEXICAN OWNED DUMP I WAS ON MY MAIN ACCOUNT LEVEL 21 WITH EVERYTHING I EVER HAD IN IT WAS JUST DELETED AND NOW I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING PISSED OFF!BABY CUNT CAN SUCK MY GOD DAM FUCKING DICK AND TAKE THIS SITE AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP HIS GOD DAM ASS HE FUCKING COKES TO DEATH AND FUCKING DIES!THAT ACCOUNT WON A VIP AND EVERYBODY WORKED THERE ASS OFF ON THEN THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE WANT TO DELETE IT?THE HELL WITH THIS FUCKING TRASH HOLE!I AM SO SORRY FOR THE AMLOMST 1000 FRIENDS I HAD ON THAT ACCOUNT I DID NOT DO THIS R DELETE ANYONE IT WAS FAGGOT ASS TRASHY FUBAR.AND WITH THE ISP BULLSHIT I GOT 3 GOD DAM COMPUTERS IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE AND JUST SO THE STUPID ASS FUCKERS HERE DONT NO CABLE WILL FUCKING NOT GIVE U BUT ONE GOD DAM CABLE BOX FOR THE FUCKING INTERNET HERE SO HELL YES GOT TO RUN THEM ALL ON THE SAME ISP THESE STUPID ASS DUMB FUCKS AND THERE SORRY ASS PROGRAAMING BULLSHIT IS FUCKING WORTHLESS LIKE THE ASSHOLES THAT RUN THIS PLACE R PROGRAM THIS FUCK

Why I Dont Like Febuary
a couple years ago i was pregnate with my third child.i got to the end of my second month and miss carried on valentines day.i knew in my heart i was going to have my girl finally and my body failed me.last year my grandmom passed away a few days after valentines day.febuary is suposed to be the month of love but for me it i just a month of pain.

Rip Steven Fly With The Angels
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Fcc Resumes Testing Of Wireless Internet Techology
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Federal regulators said they will try again to test prototypes on Jan. 24 for transmitting high-speed Internet service over unused television airwaves. Late Thursday, the Federal Communications Commission said the devices - developed by Adaptrum Inc., Microsoft Corp., Motorola Inc. and Philips Electronics North America Corp. - will be tested in laboratory and real-world conditions. The agency said testing will take three months and issue a report about six weeks after the testing ends. Last year, a high-technology coalition - which includes Microsoft, Philips, a division of Netherlands-based Royal Philips Electronics NV, Google Inc., Dell Inc., Hewlett-Packard Co., Intel Corp. and EarthLink Inc. - submitted prototypes they said could transmit broadband Internet service over unlicensed and unused TV spectrum, known as "white spaces." The coalition - which does not include Motorola and Adaptrum, a Mountain View, Calif.-based startup - says using white space

How Many Women Truly Want This?
How many women out there truly want this sort of thing? I mean I find it kinda hard to believe that this is exactly what women really want. I only say this because in my past experiences this is not what they wanted. I was actually told once that i was "to accommodating". ( whatever that means ) So I found this and read it and just had to post it in hope to see what I get from everyone. when she walks away from you mad follow her *when she stare's at your mouth kiss her *when she pushes you or hit's you grab her and dont let her go *when she starts cursing at you kiss her and tell her you love her *when shes quiet ask her whats wrong *when she ignore's you give her your attention *when she pulls away pull her back *when you see her at her worst tell her she's beautiful *when you see her start to cry just hold her and dont say a word *when you see her walking sneak up and hug her waist from behind *when shes scared protec

Falling Apart...part 1
I haven't really talked much about what all has happened in the past four years so here goes.... It all started when my second husband decided he wanted a divorce on our 8th anniversary. Never gave a reason for it. I just know I felt like a piece of trash being thrown away. I wanted to be married to him for the rest of my life so you can imagine how hurt I was. In the meantime, I'm in a panic because I have no where else to go. While all this is going on, his mother is there trying to comfort me and offers me and the kids a place to live. The whole time we were married, I thought she cared about me and the three older kids. I know now that she only offered because of my youngest, who is her granddaughter. I was so depressed and emotionally drained because I was lost. I didn't know where I belonged or who I really was. My ex mother in law worked us all like slaves and some ridiculous rules for us to follow. Because I had been a housewife for 13 years, I had no work experien

Mens Habit
" Your top peeves!"("Men repeatedly leave things like dirty socks on the floor coz they know that women will pick them up."Most women, not just the nonslovenly variety, assume that this is a purely self centered behavior. & guess what? we are right. So stop doing it!Real women rank men`s mind-boggling manners- in order of annoyance.......hate to chat on the phone.......think women long for marathon lovemaking.........tailgate like maniacs.......hardly ever change their sheets.......believe they need to win at everything......fail to ask for directions in the bedroom......leave the toilet seat up.......always choose comedies or action flicks over dramas......lose interest in making out a few mths. into a relationship......assume every guy who`s not one of his oldest friends is a loser...(Disturbing behavior, weird habits can work your nerves.")

Quiz
How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as Very KinkyYou are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner Very Kinky 60%A Sicko 30%Average 30%A WUSS !! 20%

The Crocodile Hunter
Thursday, September 07, 2006 The Death Of Steve Irwin "Crocodile Hunter" Current mood: sad Category: Life I am so sad for Steve's family. I don't have any children, but having lost the love of my life 7 months ago I think I can appreciate some of what Steve's wife is going through now. Nobody can be a tower of strength at a time like that. Nobody. Not when you lose so much, when you lose everything. Her children will keep her going at first, and I feel so sad for them. His son is too young to really ever have any memory of his Dad. He died in such a strange way. It makes you wonder what powers of The Universe decided to reach out and snatch him away right then and there, and like that. It boggles the mind. But that is what life on this planet as a human is like, isn't it? Let his death serve as a poignant reminder to us all not to take anything for granted, and in the words of Tim Mcgraw to always "live like you were dying."

Daily Romantic Horoscope
It's all about mystery and intrigue right now, Virgo, so don't reveal too much about yourself, especially when it comes to a new connection. Keep you comments vague -- let them guess. They'll love the challenge.

It's Alive...kinda.
So yesterday I dug my synthesizers out of the boxes that they were hibernating in. Set up the stand.... and... Nothing. :) I need to find all those midi and other cables.Then I can watch the pretty lights and make some electronic mayhem.Kinda. ---------- Today's been one of those blah days. I was in a lounge last night and asked to go on cam. I'm somewhat shy so I spent most of my time with the hat on and looking down. I'm quite shy so it was a real battle for me. But the trooper that I am, I stuck it out. Sorry for anyone that was there and had retinal damage. :) Seeing is so overrated anyways. Heh. --------- Earlier today I went to Radio Shack to pickup a headphone adapter. I know,I walk on the wild side. Anyways, there was this cute girl working behind the counter.Of course I said nothing...the goofiness set in (as usual). I did comment on her nice mp3 player though. And I wonder why I'm perpetually single? :) Well I'm off to look for cables...wish me luck.

God Help Us All
I just ran to Wal-Mart. I had a few things I needed to return. It should have been a simple trip. Really, it should have. But no. Not for me. I get stuck in the customer service line behind the customer from HELL!!! To begin with, she was returning 89 items. That's right 89 FUCKING ITEMS!!!! And, of course, she did NOT have a receipt for all of them. But that's not even the problem. The few items for which she did have a receipt became a major issue in a matter of seconds. She paid by credit card. Usually, again, not such a big deal. But no, nothing's ever that simple in my life. She proceeds to get into an argument because it was NOT a credit card, it was a debit/check card. Now, maybe I'm just being naive, but it seems to me that this is not an issue with a return. After all, whether you ran it as credit or debit, the money will still be returned to the same account. Right? Oh no, not the case with this lady. She had to make a federal case out of the fact that if it was rung up as

Just Think Some Of You In Particular Should Know.....
That my patience is running thin, why you might ask? Because I've been nothing but truly nice to some of you and a few of you who I haven't known for long time..... sometimes don't accept things I send you let alone take the time to let me know certain things I ask you about something. It's like you ignore me and in a way is an insult in itself. Those a few know what I'm talking about. A little courtesy would be very nice. One thing that makes me mad was the fact over the past weekend that someone sent me an invite to something and I told them to let me know if they were going to send me an invite back via voice message or what not because I would be waiting on them to let me know if they were because number "1" I left what I was doing just to join up with them. 2nd I asked in a second email to let me know if they were because I was going to be waiting on them and I wanted to workout if they would be kind enough to let me know if they were going to send me an invite again

Italian White Chocolate Needs Bombed
"> > > > "> > > > > > Im in a contest to win a vip could you all my friends and my friends friends help me all i need is 15000 comments to win one. If you help me I will buy you a gift and if you help me lots like 100+ I will not only buy u a VIP gift but I will also make you a special gift picture and put it in a album called thanks to the people that helped me! Ok so here is the link Please feel free to bomb away and repost this too! AMie- p.s. please send me a message if you bomb me so i can give you a gift for thanks!-

012308 Romantic Horoscope
Now's the time to take it to another level with a certain someone -- and this could go either way. If you're in too deep, lighten it up a little -- let it breathe. Or, take it down a few notches. Profound is good ... heavy, not so good.

Simpsons Character I Am:
You care for the simple things in life: food, laughter, and family. You can sometimes be a little too carefree in your ways, especially when it comes to work and your responsibilities. You would do anything for your family and they'd do the same for you. You're not the most stylish person on the block but you are a ton of fun for those around you. Sometimes you leave a path of destruction behind due to your reckless ways. You have a gift which allows you to bring a smile to those you meet, keep it up.

Changes
"It's good to be aware of some changes that we know we need to make in our lives, whether it is new placemats or a new career. Changes are best made when we are aware of the need, recognize the process necessary, and focus on one-step-at-a-time. Yet we need to accept that important changes come gradually. We only notice them suddenly." ~ Anonymous

Fat Tuesday 2008 Marks Early Date
In fact, February 5 is just about as close as you can get to the all-time earliest date: February 3. It will be a compressed season for sure, probably absent of much of the Spring Break crowd, but no less spirited. With the Super Bowl falling on Bacchus Sunday, and the Super Tuesday presidential primaries on Fat Tuesday itself, the media focus will also be elsewhere this year, which makes it even more of a celebration for the locals. And as we’ve seen in the two years since the storm, that makes thing all the more special. There is lots to celebrate this year, including a special return and some big anniversaries. Mid-City, and its always spectacular foil floats, turns 75. Make it one of your must-see parades this year. Bacchus, the father of the super krewes, turns 40, and stirs up some controversy by selecting Hulk Hogan as its monarch. Meanwhile, Carnival’s largest krewe, Endymion, makes Mardi Gras headlines by returning to its rightful Mid-City route, bringing

Meaning Of A Name
MELISSA Gender: Feminine Usage: English, Greek Mythology, Ancient Greek Other Scripts: Ìåëéóóá (Ancient Greek) Pronounced: me-LIS-a (English) Means "bee" in Greek. This was the name of a nymph that cared for young Zeus in Greek mythology

New Atm Procedure
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." ************ ********* ********* * MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. ************ ********* ********* * FEMALE PROCEDURE: Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth! 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4

Confused Hearts Written On Dec. 16, 2002
you say you love me but you think of her. I am confused. Don't play mind games with me. you say I'm all you ever wanted but you wish to be with her. you say I'm your wife but you want to marry her. I am wasting my time. It's time to say goodbye. Written by: Melissa Fernandez

In Their Eyes
A starless night She sat All by herself Waiting for her man to come home Holding her fears in her heart Her pride fly high On the other side of the world, The dust storms blurred his sight As he goes out on his mission All those lonely nights Knowing her beliefs in him He woke up with her strength every morning His fearless heart stood firm She is no angel She is a woman She sees the truth in him She is the source of his strength She is everything of what he is In his eyes, she is the reason he is fighting And in her eyes, He is a man that loves her

I Asked You ...
I asked you if I was PRETTY, you said NO I asked you if I was FAT, you said YES OF COURSE I asked you if you WANTED to be with me forever, you said NO I asked you if you would cry if I WALKED AWAY, you said NO I had heard too much and need to leave and, As I walked away… You grabbed my arm and told me to stay You said … You are not PRETTY, you are BEAUTIFUL The only thing FAT or BIG, about you, is your heart I don’t want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever And baby I wouldn’t CRY if you walked away I would DIE

Vanilla Pudding Robbery...lmao
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin (Ireland) Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a qu

From My Heart To Yours Baby(i Love You)
"I Wanna Love You Forever":Jessica Simpson You set my soul at ease Chased darkness out of view Left your desperate spell on me Say you feel it too I know you do I've got so much more to give This can't die, I yearn to live Pour yourself all over me And I'll cherish every drop here on my knees [CHORUS] I wanna love you forever And this is all I'm asking of you 10,000 lifetimes together Is that so much for you to do? Cause from the moment that I saw your face And felt the fire in your sweet embrace I swear I knew. I'm gonna love you forever My mind fails to understand What my heart tells me to do And I'd give up all I have just to be with you and that would do I've always been taught to win And I never thought I'd fall Be at the mercy of a man I've never been Now I only want to be right where you are. [CHORUS] In my life I've learned that heaven never waits no Lets take this now before it's gone like yesterday Cause when I'm with you there's nowhe

How To Be "old Fashioned" But "sleep With So Many People"
Women live in a unique social environment today, as witnessed by the below quotes from Miss Lohan. With the empowerment of sex and being able to enjoy yourself sexually with little to no consequence, women obtain the power that was once only a man's to have and give - the power of choice. However, even most women, prefer to attach a stigma to a woman who may 'give them a bad name' by professing her long list of partners. See, the freedoms given to women through the Sexual Revolution were unique freedoms. While the bra burners have no problem forcing you to deal with their choices, the rest of the women out there have friends, families, and jobs that could be affected by the knowledge that they are so loose with their morals. Tom Leykis once referred to this as the need for Plausible Deniability. From Lindsay Lohan's interview with News of the World: Sex And The City changed everything for me because those girls would just sleep with so many people. And that's me. I'm not dating just o

Uninvited-alanis Morissette
Like anyone would be I am flattered by your fascination with me Like any hot-blooded woman I have simply wanted an object to crave But you, you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight Must be strangely exciting To watch the stoic squirm Must be somewhat heartening To watch shepherd need shepherd But you you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight Like any uncharted territory I must seem greatly intriguing You speak of my love like You have experienced love like mine before But this is not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight I don't think you unworthy I need a moment to deliberate

Poem
Desire For I am the craving that touches the soul.The emotion that reaches within the pits of essence.For I am the strength of feeling that entices the heart.Smothers it,devours it,and hides it.I am your wish for eternity,yet,I speak not of it.You shall long for me, as if that was the only life that live.You will want me in a way you can't have.And when you close your eyes you dream of me.Yet,I do not come to you.The breeze in the trees.The sun upon the face.The rain upon the flesh,all signs of my existence.The burning of a candle,a dance in the forest,and the song in the heart,proves I am a vital flame.All that we are is because of me.An assemblage of magnitude that give you pleasure throughout eternity.For I am Desire.Long for me.Feel me.Crave me.But most of all need me.

Feelings!
Sometimes we hold our feelings back, its just one of those things thats hard to hack! When I see you every day, I cant believe these things are so hard to say! The things that we say just barely make sense, and still things between us are very tense! If I could say just one little thing to you, it would be how much your friendship means, and to you I will forever be true! As I sit and long for your touch, I know that this is all we have which will never be much! Its amazing how quickly our feelings grow, I want to be with you more than you will ever know! For now I know I must let this all go, Just all of this I need you to know!

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To You
To you i would give it all, I would fight an army and see them fall, Because it was you that edged me on, I will never relax till the threat is gone, To you i give myself willingly, Because my heart is not given freely, I would do all i could do, Till my job or life is through, To you i bow from your beauty and grace, And do so vow to always keep my place, At your side where i hope to belong, Till all the sands of time are gone.

Ill
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To My New Found Friends
CHELE HERE, WANTING TO WELCOME ALL Y NEW FRIENDS. I AM SORRY IF I HAVENT BEEN BY TO RATE YOUR PICS, STASH ETC. I HAVE BEEN SICK. SPENT THE DAY IN THE ER YESTERDAY AND AM NOW TAKING MUSCLE RELAXERS AND PAIN KILLERS. SO BEAR WITH ME I WILL MAKE IT BY SOONER OR LATER TO RATE YOUR STUFF. AGAIN THANKS FOR THE ADDS AND RATES AND FANS. HUGSSSSSSSS. CHELE

For My Frends And Haters
IF MY BLOGS AFEND YOU DONT READ THEM I DONT PASS JUGEMENT ON ANY ONE PLUS I RESEUSH WHAT I CAN BE4 POSTING AND MOST OF IT THERE 100S LINKS ON GOOGLES SO DONT BE A HATER JUST DONT LOOK IF YOU DONT LIKE AND BLOCKING IS BIT CHILDISH I GOT TO SAY

We Walk, We Eat
We Walk, We Eat I remember a short conversation between the Buddha and a philosopher of his time. I have heard that Buddhism is a doctrine of enlightenment. What is your method? What do you practice every day? We walk, we eat, we wash ourselves, we sit down. What is so special about that? Everyone walks, eats, washes and sits down... Sir, when we walk, we are aware that we are walking; when we eat we are aware that we are eating.... When others walk, eat, wash, or sit down, they are generally not aware of what they are doing. - Thich Nhat Hanh, Zen Keys

The Luck Of It All
I guess this started around my b-day. I had been kinda down cause it really didn't seem to matter to anybody except me. Hell the person I expected most to care didn't tell me for 3 or for more days and our b-days are within a couple of weeks of each other. Anyway I get to work the next morning and fall on the ice and break my hand. It would be all well and good, could still play playstation, lol, but I wasn't getting paid for it. Could have taken to court but would have lost my job or worse. well the buildup to Xmas is drawing to a close and I am really sweating about getting a couple of gifts and can't afford. I really never have handled the holidays well and I am alone in Iowa now, no family at all, or at least none I would clame, except for my sister which I have not seen in 13 years. I thought that I would be a real dissappointment to two people. Well Found out a couple of days after Xmas the woman that I care for had found her knight in shining armor. It hurt but I guess I thought

Care Bear Is Gone
Last fall I told you about my friend Donna Collis or as she was known on here "Care Bear." Cancer finally took her earlier this month. She was a young woman, 43 years old and leaves behind a son, a daughter, one grandson and another grandbaby on the way. She was a nurse and a great friend. I'm going to miss her.

"to Write Love On Her Arms" The Poem
To be alone to die alive, day by day just to survive. Each minuet passing by, is one more time she has to try! For there is something deep inside, that with these scars she's trying to hide. They tell a story of anger, pain, self torment, and personal blame. A canvas of flesh and blood, framed by burdens instead of wood. If she only knew that people do care, imagine the beauty we would see there. Her arms filled with words so fowl, a terrible sight why, how? Society why have we left her to this harm, when we should try to write love on her arms? By: Dustain Pritchard 01-03-08

Please Help Sporks
I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere....please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact me...call 409-771-7488 please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. thank you everyone this includes the news report video http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080130_jj_policeinfoonbabyfounddead.7265da15.html this includes a picture of the man who murdered my baby http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,326785,00.html

Thought For The Day Friday 02/01/2008
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "And to the deceivers, is the rite of passage into darkness given. To those a hand is extended to, do they lunge to tear the flesh from it with contempt. Disdainful is the grin upon the face of he who has been given everything, only to scorn the giver. Sadness invades this heart, weak from the unceasing thrusts with the blade of bitterness. Bleeding upon the ground lay a heart which once beat with passion, resolve. Now, merely a vessel which holds a fluid, no more. No longer does the future gleen with possibility. Rather, it is mournful in its vision of what has become a poignant otiose life. No deliverance from darkness is promised, nor presumed. Today, this day, is all there is." ©2008 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Tickle Me Elmo
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric

My Best Friend
I've never done this before so forgive me if its all jumbled or miss spelled words, as Im so upset I cant evern breath ... My best friend is Maggie, she is my boston terrier. She is 7 yrs young and I love her more then life its self. She is like the daughter I never had. It starts out that she had an eye infection, so I take her to the vet for him to say, it could be a detached retna, but he gave her eye drops for a few weeks, but then I see this little lump on her ear and have him check it out, he says lots of dogs get them, 90% of time its benine so he said it would cost me $600 for it to be removed, as I didnt have the money he said wait a little bit, lets take care of her eyes first, and that one visit cost me $250, he did a blue lite on her eyes and meds and a shot..... Well, the lump(tumor) this past weekend broke and it was bleeding all over the place, so I called the vet first thing Monday and scheduled for her to have it removed, on Tuesday it was done. They took a huge

Sexual Harassment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to the supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget..."

Valentine Application
This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace or fubar that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1 Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me? Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u? I kissed you? I lived next door to you? I started smoking? I asked you on a date? I was hospitalized? I ran away from home? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept something

I Broke My Arm
Reporting to work on Sat Jan 26th, I placed one foot on the linoleum floor of the employee entrance ramp, and went down hard. Our primitive brain takes over in such situations and puts our strongest limb out to protect our head from injury. My brain and my right arm did their job, I didn't hit my head, but broke both the bones in my forearm at the wrist. Housekeeping had hosed down the floor of the employee entrance ramp, and had no wet floor signs up or traction mats down. After housekeeping heard that I fell and was INJURED the executive housekeeper and the assistant executive housekeeper hastily put up signs and put down mats. I'm in a splint for now because the swelling is too great to cast it, but the occupational health doc said today that i can work left handed.... My parents and friends say I need a lawyer to sue my employer. My brother and my boyfriend say I shouldn't sue unless they don't take care of me. I'm just trying to manage the pain, and get the

Father Confesses To Killing Son
Police: Father confesses to stomping baby until skull collapsed 12:47 AM CST on Saturday, February 2, 2008 By T.J. Aulds, Rucks Russell and Wendell Edwards / 11 News Wendell Edwards and Rucks Russell report on the ongoing investigation| 911 call from couple who discovered baby's body | Man who discovered baby's body speaks out | Click to watch raw aerials | Click to watch raw video of the scene Travis Mullis, the 21-year-old wanted in the investigation of the death of a baby boy found near the Galveston Seawall, turned himself in to authorities in Philadelphia. Galveston police said that he has confessed to killing his 3-month-old son Alijah. Late Friday night, Galveston police announced that Travis Mullis had turned himself in to authorities in Philadelphia. In a late-night press conference, Galveston Police confirmed what 11 News was first to report: Mullis turned himself into Philadelphia police Friday afternoon. Police said too he admitted to authorities he h

Unhappy
it hasnt gotten much better with me coping about nana's death though. sometimes it still doesnt seem real. it seems like she should still be alive and walkin downtown and talkin bout her singles group from church. she never did find her a man but a guy that she was in loooooooove with came to her funeral. she woulda loved that. i jus wonder if she was able to see her funeral and see how many ppl came. i didnt realize she even knew that many ppl. so many ppl miss her. it will never seem fair to me. i keep havin these dreams about her. that i'm at her grave or her jus sittin on her couch watchin tv. i wonder what it means. i've been wantin to go back to the grave and sit down and talk to her. but i jus dont know if i can. something in me keeps tellin me to. maybe thas y i keep havin dreams about her grave. i miss nana so much. u know u always hear stories about ppl close to u that have died come back to u in dreams or whatnot. i wish she would come back to me at least once and tell me

Pic Comments
Pic Comments Are Under Construction! If you have suggestions on a category or some other type of pic comment please feel free to post a comment to the bog to help this to grow and become a bigger thing... Bellow I have started the putting the buttons so you can go to the type of pic comment you are looking for!

A ? For Every One To Answer !
instinct or heart ? do our hearts make us blind to whats right in front of us is us fallowing our hearts to dangerous a path ? does it make one a fool ? or smart or should someone go by there instinct! even when it tells u differant then our heart?

My Thoughts!!! So Dont Fuckin Ask
I woke this morning and had this addressed to me in my shout box.. hello... you are a good slavegirl material?? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... adress me as sir and give me your yahoo or msn id so that i can contact you... if not... have a nice day Link: http://fubar.com/user/1369265 Blogs:http://fubar.com/allblogposts.php?blogid=171799 What kinda of bullshit is this?? How could any woman degrade and disrespect them selfs as to be called a SLAVEGIRL? Its beyond me..And pretty well fucked up.. I will never lower myself to call a man "SIR" This is not who I am, I have high morals and great respect for myself and I do exspect my man to treat me in such away.To get respect you give respect right?? Now with love that you share with a man or a woman, Its a secret th

The Perfect Encounter
The Perfect Encounter It was cold out tonight. I shivered in my leather mini, which bearly cupping my ass. It was soaked from the showers, thundershowers, not the kind I was looking for tonight. I stood there in the club, drink in hand, eyes gazing over the dance floor. It was crowded tonight, that was always good. You can get away with things easier with sweaty bodies all around. I noticed the familiar down to her ass long, auburn, locks of hair I'd seen here months ago. I was with my ex that night and we were working on taking her home with us, but my ex drank so much, he ended up in a fight. But this sexy little kitten, got left behind. I'm pretty sure it was a done deal. She and I had some pretty strong vibes that night. Plus, she was fairly easy, I could see that by watching the guys taking turns dancing with her, groping her as they pleased on the dance floor. The song ended, and she started to make her way toward me. She stopped at the table ju

To The Nice Girls...sorry If I've Ever Been This Guy
To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who care more than they should for guys who don't deserve their attention. This is for those girls who have been in the trenches, who have watched other g

Glorious Monday Morning!
Well, today is going to be one of those crazy weather days! So far we have had snow, freezing drizzle, freezing rain, sleet, hail - then alternating back and forth amongst it all! Bah! Humbug! Now the schools are closing at noon! Oh, joy of joys! Lucky for me, I am in the midst of changing my work schedule around. Starting today, I will be treating clients Tuesday thru Saturday, instead of the standard Monday thru Friday. I still get two days off in a row and the clients that like late appointments can be seen on Saturday! Hope all are happy with this, lol. Was it just me, or was this the craziest of weekends, energetically?! What an odd weekend! I felt as though I was being pulled and tugged in so many different directions, even mentally. Since this is technically a day off, I will take some time to meditate at length today - maybe journal again for awhile. I just keep reminding myself that these changes are for the best, but will be uncomfortable as we work through it al

Fubar Cracking Down On Primary Photos
if you get busted, please don't post mumms or bulletins whining about your pics being taken down. adult doesn't equal porno. ================================================== subject: Primary Photo Crack Down post date: 2008-01-30 15:22:22 views: 107 comments: 0 ratings: 0 When fubar decided to become an 18 and over site long ago it wasn't because we thought it'd be cool to see naked people all over the site. Instead, we thought it'd be nice for adults to have a place to go and socialize without running into their children and teenage counterparts, like on all those other sites. With this said, fubar is NOT an adult site. fubar will be cracking down on adult-style PRIMARY photos. This means that if we come across your primary photo that looks like it belongs in an adult magazine, it will be flagged, and we will not un-flag it once it is moved into a different folder. Consider this your warning. Primary photos that are found to be sexually suggestive, crude, and otherw

I Should Know Better!
Why is it that when you're with someone, you seem so much more appealing to members of the opposite sex? Why is it that when you get dumped, nobody wants you anymore? Why do guys feel the need to remind you that they don't want to be your boyfriend? How can they say, "We can still be friends..." and "We can still hang out...." Then, when you try to ask them to do something, the remind you, once again, that they don't want to be with you... And Why the hell do we continue to try to be their friend???????? I should know better.....

You Can Thank The Kiss Of Soul For This Blog Lol
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I was almost named Cookie Monique but my granny told my mother she'd better not name me that shit or else.. So she name me Iris II ( yea i'm a jr.) 2. I've been playing violin since 4th grade.. 3.I am ambidextrous meaning i can write with both hands. 4. I love IFC, AMC, and TCM old movies kick ass 5. I hate being called baby, boo, ma, or shawty. 6. I appreciate good music Pink floyd, led zepplin, Heart, The Who, The Doors, Eric Clapton, Iron Butterfly, Michael Martin Murphy, Roger Eagen, Todd Rundgren and many many many more.. 7. I know the difference between rap and hip hop and singing about laffy taffy isnt hip hop..

The Tagged Blog
Now this came from lex - so I'm sure not all this is right and the rules may be totally wrong!! ha ha I believe the rules are... once you have been tagged, you have to post a blog with 10 random facts about yourself, then hit 5 people and leave a message on their profile saying 'Your tagged, please read my blog', you can't tag the person who tagged you... i think that's how it works lol... now 10 random facts about me??? this could take a while! lol 1) I didn't sleep last night and still in my PJs 2) I actually hate pictures of myself lol but on here since it gets me more points then other pictures I go on a pic spree so I can get points. 3) I do pee while on the phone alot lol ( small bladder ) 4) I cut my hair once as a kid really short because I thought my hair on my right side grew faster then my left lol ( my mom was pissed lol ) 5) I hate jewelry 6) I got married the first time at 15yrs ( divorced 7yrs and 1 day later) 7) I have farted during sex once ( right whe