Fubar Blog Posts 3

My Response 2 Her Blog!!
OK, so my girl Claudia from Myspace posted this blog and this is what I had to say>> ~HER~ Friday, September 08, 2006 Through with love. Current mood: refreshed Category: Romance and Relationships Only God knows when I will be ready to try it again. But as for now, I have enter into a loving relationship with my self. I am tired of these men tryin to half step me-- Wantin' relations and no relationship. I am better then that... I deserve not your best, I deserve your all. I am sick of "these" type of men. I don't believe in sharing my man nor being involed with one who's torn between the two. I am not the one to ride in "old school terms", stashed away - meaning... I'm available at his convenience. Naw, not me man-- try that on a sister who acts like a nicca which y'all classify as a 304 'cause she let y'all take ownership of her pussy. I love my self; therefore, I have commited to my own well - being. ~THE QUEEN~ Alright, I have to put my two cents in on this o

My Final Word
Today I was put in a position I really didn't want nor need to be put in. I really don't need anyone (or their family members) messaging me with bullshit. A future note when it comes to ANYTHING with me: I'm my own person. I'm a grown woman. I can and will do what I want, when I want. You can't choose that for me nor can you tell me what to choose. You can't tell me how to act or how not to act. You can't tell me who I can or can't talk to. You can't tell me who I can or who I can't flirt with. I'm not responsible for what happens in your life, you are. If it concerns your significant other, that person is responsible. I'm not accountable for what people in your life may or may not do to you. I'm also not going to lie to anyone. I'm not to be held accountable or responsible to anyone's lies. If someone finds out you lied, it serves you right. I don't walk in the truth, I freaking BATHE in it. Embrace it. If someone wants to be my friend, fine. If someone doesn't, fine. But I'm not

Colds, Arent They Just Wonderful
Well tis the time of year for colds and other various sickness' arent we all just so lucky .. *Place sarcasam anywhere*.. Im battling a humdinger right now . just hoping it doesnt decide to turn into One of my all time fav's pneumonia .. * Yes more sarcasam*.. Thought I had my voice back but Nope .. worse today than it was yesterday I sound like some sort of mutant Muppet or something of the like .. Perhaps I should lend my vocal talents to Disney or Pixar for some evil sniffling sneezing wart hog or something of the sort ..Hummm that might actually be interesting to see ..Well just popping on to let you all know Im not avoiding anyone I just feel as if a Rhino has taken up residency on my chest and Big bird has shoved himself up into my nose ..and at this moment is deciding where to put his vast arrary of feather boa's .. I hope you all have a wonderful week and stear clear or these colds althou they may give you some alone time from all those stray people wanting to come and invade y

I Didnt Get The Memo
ok yes i have nekkid bewbie pics...yes they are all marked adult but why didnt anybody let me know us fat chicks with big bewbies were supposed to use cleavage shots as our main photo :-| lostcherry is like karaoke?? karaoke = everybodys a star lostcherry= everybodys a porn star

Trees
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in. Wipe that smile off your face.

2 Boys
TWO BOYS Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight", the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me.They are for him. He's my little brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one.

Problems Viewing Pics.
If you're a "family" member of mine, and I'm a "family" member of yours..This post is for you. Even though I'm saved in your family list, the site isn't allowing me to view your pics. The link that should be there to view that other album, isn't there. If you want to exchange your photos with me, the only way you'll be able to reach me is through my yahoo account, or at least you should be able to. I'm not putting my ID on this blog out in the open, so you have to ask me if you want it. Otherwise, you can only see my pics, and I won't be able to see yours, until this glitch is fixed. Luv y'all! Kisses.

Crawford Tx
September 20, 2006)—Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railroad crews were hard at work Wednesday, cleaning up after 23 cars of a BNSF train derailed just after 6 p.m. Tuesday in downtown Crawford, leaving many homes without power and leading to the evacuation of about 300 of the town’s 700 residents. A BNSF spokesman said the tracks should be cleared by early Wednesday afternoon, although the derailed cars will remain along the siding until a decision is made about where to send them for repairs. BNSF also sent an environmental team to monitor air quality and to check for soil contamination. The Texas Commission on Environmental Quality and the US Environmental Protection Agency also sent representatives to the derailment site. The evacuations were ordered Tuesday evening after authorities discovered that one of the derailed cars had ruptured and was leaking a chemical later determined to be ethanolamine, a flammable liquid that can irritate the eyes, skin and respiratory system

Only One
Theres something in your voice That could make me fly away Sore through the clouds And live another day. And that sparkle in your eyes That makes me feel like That makes me feel light It's in your eyes. I just want you to know you're lovely And I can't let go Of this happiness you have Given me. And if you knew, how lucky I am feeling now I know I could stay here In your arms. You feel like paradise You feel like Christmas night You feel like the only one that's for me. You feel like a summer's beach You feel like I'm complete You feel like the only one That's for me. As the rain falls down I know you'll shelter me From the storm outside Because I know. Because I know you care Because you are still here with me To keep me safe And set my soul free. And now I know how much You mean to me This moment, this time Your touch. And if you knew, what it feels like To be me You'll want to wake up everyday Next to me. You feel like the o

Oneness
To the outsider it would look like sex. To the unknowing it would look quite weird. To the unseeing it would be very strange. To them it is a sharing of the souls. To the ignorant it would seem impossible. To the snobbish it would be quite unreal. To the dying its too late. To them it is a reality. To the blind it would be unseeable. To the liar it would be unattainable. To the cynic it would be improbable. To them it is all their own. © Copyright 2006 Amawitch-granny witch

This Is Me
Hey everyone! Just thought that I would post my first blog! I am a 19 year old mother of two and an ARMY wife. I love my husband with everything that I have to give and more. We are originally from Indiana and I miss it. The army sucks and is nothing but lies. I am looking for friends on here and have met some awesome people. Like my lover boy, he's the best. Knows just what to say when I am feeling down. But anywho. It is late well early and I should end this and until next time; fuck I don't know... lol

A Perfect Pair
A PERFECT PAIR SHE PREVAILS WHERE HE IS LACKING HE IS STRONG WHEN SHE IS WEAK IT'S NOT OPPOSITES ATTRACTING, ONLY BALANCE THAT THEY SEEK. SHE'S GIVING HIM DIRECTION WHEN THE ROAD AHEAD'S UNCLEAR HE'S OFFERING PROTECTION FROM ALL SHE HAS TO FEAR. SHE'S HIS ONLY MOTIVATION HE'S HER PROOF OF DESTINED LOVE FILLED WITH ANTICIPATION OF A LIFE THEY BOTH DREAM OF WHEN THEY CAN BE TOGETHER, ONE LIFE THEY BOTH WILL SHARE SO IN LOVE WITH ONE ANOTHER, A COMPLETE AND PERFECT PAIR. Currently watching : Waiting... (Widescreen Edition) Release date: By 07 February, 2006

Love That Once Existed
Hearts that shine like moonlight bliss Our souls are connected as we share a kiss A love defined and all so rare No other love in the world can compare To the love we have each time we talk It even shows in the way we walk We wear it as though it is a mask When each day we know it is a task To love each other and to hold Even when our future is left untold A loved defined and all so rare No other love in the world can compare.

Welcome To My First Blog!!
Hey there...this is the first blog that I have done in here so give me some love and rate me...actually I don't mind if ya don't I just wanna have somewhere where I can spout off some shit that is rolling around in my head!! I cannot stand phoney people...they piss me off so bad it's not even funny!! I don't know a lot about everything...I know a little about a lot!! LOL!! K now I am babbling!! I am in pain right at this moment so please excuse me!! I will blab later on when I am not feeling like a sack of shit!! LOL!!! ((HUGS))

Super Margarita
4 oz. Cointreau 4 oz. Tequila 4 oz. freshly squeezed key lime juice ice, as desired. Combine ingredients and shake with ice or pour over ice, or pulse in blender. Dip serving glass in water then dip edge of glass in salt. Makes 4 servings or serves one, four times.

Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Maple-glazed Butternut Squash (love The Taste Of Maple)
Serves 4 1 medium butternut squash, peeled, seeded, quartered, cut into half-inch slices 4 tbsp. maple syrup 1/4 tsp. ground mace 4 tbsp dark rum 2/3 cup water Place all ingredients in a large saucepan. Bring to a boil, then simmer for 15 minutes until tender. Put cooking liquid to the side, transfer the squash into a pre-heated serving dish, then boil the left over liquid until it is thick. Pour over the squash and serve.

Maple Sponge Candy
1 cup pure maple syrup 1/2 cup granulated sugar 2 tsp distilled white vinegar 2 tsp baking soda 1. Butter a 9x9-inch pan and set aside. 2. In a heavy 2-quart saucepan, combine the syrup, sugar and vinegar. Bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring constantly until the sugar dissolves. Continue cooking without stirring until a candy thermometer reads 300 degrees F. 3. Remove from heat and quickly stir in the baking soda; mix well. Pour into the prepared pan. Do not spread. Cool and break into pieces.

Banana Bonanza Ice Cream
2 cups milk 2 cups whipping cream 2 eggs, beaten 1 1/4 cups sugar 2 med. bananas, extra ripe & peeled 1/2 tsp vanilla 1/4 tsp salt 1/8 tsp ground nutmeg 1. In a saucepan, combine milk, cream, eggs and sugar. Cook and stir over low heat until mixture thickens slightly and coats the back of a spoon. Cool to room temperature. 2. Puree bananas in blender. Combine cooled custard, bananas, vanilla, salt and nutmeg. Pour into freezer container. Freeze according to manufacturer's directions.

Slow Cooker Beef Stew
Serves 6 2 lbs lean beef chuck, trimmed and cut into 1-inch cubes 1/3 cup dried bread crumbs 1 tsp salt 1/8 tsp ground black pepper 1 yellow onion, sliced 3 carrots, cut into thick strips 4 stalks celery, chopped 1 (4.5oz)can sliced mushrooms 2 medium potatoes, cubed 2 (10.75oz) cans condensed tomato soup 1 cup beef broth 1 tsp dried basil 1 tsp soy sauce 2 cloves garlic, sliced or minced 1. Combine bread crumbs with salt and pepper and toss with beef. Place coated beef cubes into a slow cooker and add onion, carrots, celery, basil, potatoes, mushrooms, soy sauce, tomato soup, garlic and broth. Stir well, cover and cook on low for 10-12 hours, or on high for 3-5 hours.

My First Book
lisa dawson and chris pollard are two LAPD detectives out to solve the brutal slayings of a hooker and her lover....but for them its anything but an easy case as they run afoul of a ruthless crime organization hell bent on murder and drugs.. along the way they get help from a former hooker and a soldier who are out for retribution and looking to even the score. drugs money sex murder.....these ruthless thugs won't stop till they kill the witnesses who want to see them locked in hell....and the cops want them nailed its a war.....and a lot of blood will be shed....

Avon
Hello everyone. I have currently started selling Avon products to try to have a little extra cash here and there. But I didnt do so well with the last three orders...so I decided to become an E-rep for Avon to see if it will work out for me. So if you are interested in Avon, or even would just like to take a look, please visit my site at http://youravon.com/smixon They sell makeup of course, but also lotions, kids toys, a line for mens products, some candles, clothing...quite a bit...so please visit and see if its something you may be interested in buying....especially with holidays coming up, you never know if there is something there that you may like to order online to have delivered to you. Thanks so much, Shawna

Far Away-nickelback
This time This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there’s just one left ‘Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore On my knees, I’ll ask Last chance for one last dance ‘Cause with you, I’d withstand All of hell to hold your hand I’d give it all I’d give for us Give anything but I won’t give up ‘Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay ‘Cause I needed I need to

Kickin N Lickin It
girl just come over here lean this way lemme whisper somethin in ya ear tell you all the things a lady needs to hear next you know got you in my car rollin down 75 roll it up girl i'm gonna get ya high smoke till ya lungs collapse ur heart beats quicker don't know if it's the weed, me, or the liqour but u keep lookin at me lickin ya lips hands sliding up and down ya body graspin at ya hips leanin over tell me all the nasty things ya wanna do to me get ya to my crib and things are lookin up for a G lead ya inside with the touch of my hand set ya on the couch let the fun begin got ya wantin me, needin me but i'm just lay back and continue to tease my hand on ya thigh lookin ya in the eyes tell ya nothin but the truth no need to lie i've known you for years and now i getta try i lean in closer to hear your words i run my hand up ur neck and pull u close face to face lip to lip i slide my tongue out and take a lil l

Freak In Bed
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITARIUS 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF TH

What Is Your Hidden Sexual Talent?
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Mile High Club Failure
Mile-High Club Failure 1994 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (23 December 1991, Florida) This account of an aircraft accident is quoted directly from the National Transportation Safety Board report, with comments added in [brackets] for clarity. Aircraft: PIPER PA-34-200T, Registration: N47506 Injuries: 2 Fatal. The private pilot and a pilot rated passenger [two pilots] were going to practice simulated instrument flight. Witnesses observed the airplane's right wing fail in a dive and crash. Examination of the wreckage and bodies revealed that both occupants were partially clothed and the front right seat was in the full aft reclining position. [The pilots had converted the co-pilot seat to a bed.] Neither body showed evidence of seatbelts or shoulder harnesses being worn. [They were lying on the bed.] Examination of the individuals' clothing revealed no evidence of ripping or distress to the zippers and belts. [Their lack of clothing seemed to be voluntary.] T

4some
Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I've never had three biker babes at once, & I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer & takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" & says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!" The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same pharmacist & pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash's Johnson is black & blue with the skin hanging off in some places. Crash says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay." The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on your dick while it's in that condition?" Crash says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

My Kinda Woman
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 68. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down....

Shards
Broken pieces, memories, little things Once they were whole. Now the pieces can't connect. Were they even one at one time? Seems impossible. Once they did attach, Like the form of two bodies, The perfect form, the perfect shape, Like two minds connected, Meant to be together. I can't remember how they went How did they fit? Too long, too many lies, too many deceptions. Nothing lasts forever, All must crumble in time. And in the End, All but a Pile of Shards Copyright © 2001 LordDarkPrince

Comment Your Score
Check off the stupid things you have done. DO NOT include explanations! Level One ( ) Smoked A Cigarette ( ) Smoked A Cigar ( ) Smoked Weed ( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex ( ) Drank Alcohol SO FAR: Level 2 ( ) Are / Been In Love ( ) Been Dumped ( ) Shoplifted ( ) Been Fired ( ) Been In A Fist Fight SO FAR: Level 3 ( ) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House ( ) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back ( ) Been Arrested ( ) Made Out With A Stranger ( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date SO FAR: Level 4 ( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person ( ) Skipped School ( ) Slept With A Co-worker ( ) Seen Someone Die SO FAR: Level 5 ( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your MYSPACE Friends ( ) Been To Paris ( ) Been To Spain ( ) Been On A Plane ( ) Thrown Up From Drinking SO FAR: Level 6 ( ) Eaten Sushi(This is NOT STUPID!) ( ) Been Snowboarding ( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace ( ) Been Mosh Pitting SO FAR: Level 7 ( ) Been In An Abusi

Toussaint Mccall Nothing Takes The Place Of You
I moved your picture From my walls And I replaced them Both large and small And each new day Finds me so blue Nothing Takes the place of you I read your letters one by one And I still love you When it's all said and done And oh, my darling I'm so blue Because nothing Oh nothing Takes the place of you I, I write this letter It's raining on my window pane I, I feel the need of you Because without you Nothing seems the same So I'll wait Until you're home Again I love you But I'm all alone And oh my darling I'm so blue Because nothing Oh, but nothing takes the place of you.

The Human Drama And The Guilty Pleasures That Allow Me To Escape It
Woohoo! It's football Sunday! For anyone who knows me, I dedicate way too much of my time to following the NFL. Is it bad that sometimes I'd like to bypass the weekend just to get to the games on Sunday? So this week the Eagles play the Cowboys and I feel pretty good about the birds' chances. The sad truth is that whether they win or lose totally effects the way I feel for the rest of the week. A win will solidify my upbeat morale and a loss sends me into a downward spiral. I'm going to head to WOW Wingery and Cafe for the obligatory buffalo wings and my date with destiny. Last night I got to fooling around with power point on my computer. I'd never tried it before and I've realized pretty quickly that it's a nifty little program and will be utilized plenty in my classroom. For this generation of children, you put anything up on a television screen and the attention I'm so desperate to attain from them is locked on my contents immediately. I'm getting giddy just thinking about how eff

"friends"
The wonderful world of friends what a laugh... People say they are your friends then stab you in the back time and time again. They say they want you to be happy and as soon as you are they try to start shit. What to do? Well I'll tell you what I am going to do tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP and leave me alone and stop telling me what my "man" is doing unless you are going to tell me what you are saying too. So, just leave me alone about stupid shit cause I don't want to hear it anymore I'm tired of it all I want to do is be happy and if you can't understand and respect that then you were never my friend...so yeah if you think i am talking about you then you should think about what you say to me next

Easy Enchiladas
This recipe for Enchiladas is so simple you can invite your kids to join in. You can use beef or just cheese depending on your mood. The sauce can be a bit messy, so wear an apron! INGREDIENTS: * 12 corn tortillas * 1 28oz can of red enchilada sauce * 2 cups (16 oz) mozzarella or queso blanco * 1 1/2 cups meat (optional) shredded beef or chicken * 2-3 tablespoons oil PREPARATION: Coat each tortilla with oil using your hands or a brush. Spread out on a cookie sheet or baking dish and bake in a 500 degree oven for about 7 minutes. Take out to cool until they are warm to the touch. Sponsored Links Free Enchilada RecipesFree enchilada recipes from the chefs of Chefs.com.www.chefs.com Tasty Mexican RecipesCheesy tacos, quesadillas, fajitas, spicy chili, enchiladas, more.www.landolakes.com Lose 20 lbs in 3 WeeksAmazing Chinese fat-loss secret. As seen on Oprah & 60 Minutes.www.WulongForLife.com The cheese can be shredded, or just cut into slices 3

Mexican Leftover Potato Fritters
Preparation Time: 5 minutes Cooking Time: 10 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients 2 cups mashed potatoes 1/4 lb. canned green chilies, rinsed and chopped (wear rubber gloves) 6 oz. shredded cheddar cheese 2 Tbsps. cilantro or parsley, chopped 2 Tbsps. masa harina or cornmeal 1 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt (optional) 1 cup vegetable oil, for frying 1 cup salsa Instructions Combine first 7 ingredients in a bowl. Mix thoroughly, adding enough water for mixture to hold together. Form dough into patties. Heat oil in a heavy skillet over medium high heat. Fry fritters 3-4 minutes per side or until well browned. Transfer cooked fritters to paper towels to drain. Serve with salsa.

Strange Days
Feeling rather strange again today. Maybe it is the chill lingering in the air bringing us the news that fall has definitely arrived. Than again maybe it is the knowledge that I am going to finally get to bring this depressing chapter of my life to an end and begin another. I only know that I can't seem to stay focused on any one thing today even though I know I need to. maybe once I know Randy is home from work this afternoon I can get myself straight for our staff meeting and the evening ahead. Yesterday I did manage to get my macs finished though it seemed to take me forever to get them the way I wanted them. I even goofed on the league ad and had to find and correct my mistake. It was such a small simple mistake that it eluded me for quite a spell even though Randy found it immediately. I decided last night to do some changing on my LC page. I am still not quite finished, but it seems to be coming along fine for now. I just have to come to a decision on which graphics I want

Rude People...
This goes out to all those people who think everything should be perfect and can't handle things in a nice manor when they aren't. I'm mainly talking about people who have one little thing go wrong and then bitch about it instead of just moving on. Those people who make others have a bad day because something isn't just the way they like it or think it should be. All I have to say, " Are you fucking kidding me". I know you've seen those people or hell maybe you are one of those people and I am glad your reading this. I'm talking about the people who are in line behind you at a grocery store and they get charged .50 cents more then they should have and they make a big deal about it. They go on and on about how the price tag says a different price and are more then happy to run all the way back to where they got it to prove it. All this time making the clerk who is trying to just get through their own day with there own problems upset or sad. Who is just trying to sell you the things

What Flower Are You?
You Are A Lily You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you. You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words. Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?

Just A Reminder!!!
Tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM EST, the best male butt contest starts. Watch your bulletins to see where, and please go vote for me. This is my 1st contest, and so many of you have urged me to do this. So go comment and give 10'S...And show my ass some LOVE!!! Love ya all alot!...Thanks...Now wheres my beer?

Butterflies Flying High, Yet Drug Free
This week I have the priviledge of promoting drug free awareness and education. I am well aware of the irony of the situation. I dread this week each year because it usually initiates an onslaught of questions involving my own personal use of cigarettes and alchohol. I attempt to never lie to my students, but I feel this is one area of my life that they do not need to know the truth. Fortunately today I did not receive the foregone queries that typically arise. I attribute it to the wonderful children I have this year. I feel blessed( I don't use this term too often due to the religious connotations), because they make teaching a lot of fun. They always are fun just to chat with on the playground. I've quickly figured out how to interpret their behavior and how each one reacts to different forms of discipline and praise. One student explained how his family has tried to get his mother to stop her heavy drinking habits. It was an uncomfortable question for me because I didn't know how t

I'm An Angel, Right Lol
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.Angel100%Faerie75%Mermaid50%Dragon50%WereWolf25%Demon0%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Wow!!!!
VOTE COMMENT MY NAKIE BUTT!Thank you all for everything......we are doin well and kinda runnin away with this thing...No time to be complacent, we must forge ahead!!!!..Thanks all! (sorry, 1st attempt at this got all fuckered up)

Just When You Think...
.....that you have everything figured out .....that you know someone .....that you are not in his thoughts .....that you don't think about him anymore .....that he doesn't think about you anymore .....that nothing will surprise you all shit hits the fan and you are floored. Both in a good way and in a bad way. Good: You wanted to hear it all along and needed to know it for sure Bad: That the timing is wrong and the chance already passed Just when you think that you know exactly who you are, what you want, where you want to go and who you want to be, one little thing changes everything and makes you stop and think even more. The shock isn't wearing off.

Is She Replacing Me?
I wrote this poem tonight on 10/01/2006. Please read and tell me what you think about it and then repost it so that others may see it and can tell me what they think about it. I am going through a rough time right now and I always put my feelings down in a poem. Thanks everyone. IS SHE REPLACING ME I sit here waiting on you to make up your mind One week, one month, one year When will you once again be mine? When will you be here? I feel as though I've been replaced. You never have time for me. Are your feelings that misplaced? How worried should I be? Everything we used to do together. The places we'd go, the people we'd see. Will those be ours again ever Or has she replaced me? Her name I always hear. Mine is always last. My biggest fear I'm fading away fast. Does it have to be? PLease come home now. Is she replacing me? Please say no way, no how.

Life In General
My other half came up to me the other day and said she wanted to try different things in our relationship. I asked what she meant by that and she said she wanted us to meet other partners and than bring home what we learn to use on each other. I admit i was skeptical at first but agreed and we set guidelines to follow. Well she has met a guy and I let her do her thing with him. Wow!! she came home to me that night and we had the best sex we have ever experienced. So far she is the only one that has found someone else but if the sex is that good i don't care :)

If This Is Vegas...
If this is Vegas, I'm in the wrong place, but it's all good, because your here too... There was this girl, don't even remember who she was, she said she was going to Vegas, I told her to stick a stack on red 23. She asked me why, and I said, I don't know, just felt like the right thing to say. I saw her a week later, and she ran up to me, hugged me, and told me red 23 had come in, she'd won a lot, I can't remember how much she said, but she must have bet a lot, because her winnings were big, if I recall correctly...

If Your Name Is Garth ...
Well if it is - my condolences first and this test is not for you second! You scored as Tommy Lee. You are Tommy Lee! The Motley Crue bad boy who likes picking fights and wearing pvc and facepaint!.......Although you have the sense to film you supermodel girlfriend suckin you off!Tommy Lee85%James Hetfield65%Jimi Hendrix65%Ozzy Osbourne!45%Slash40%Kurt Cobain40%Billie Joe Armstrong30%What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*created with QuizFarm.com

True Love
True love never really dies, Sometimes changes with the tides, Burns from a raging fire into a flame, But it's still love just the same, Leaves a lasting impression in your heart, Bonds lovers for life even after they part, And through it all, With every rise and fall, Through all the fire and the rain, As friends or as lovers the feelings remain.

Earlobe Piercing
You scored as Earlobe Piercing. Awwww aren't you cute with your little goody-goody attitude and what not. Maybe you should stop being so freaking nice and go and burn something. I mean seriously.Earlobe Piercing80%Dirty Piercings80%Belly Button Piercing70%Tongue Piercing70%Labret Piercing60%Nipples60%Lip Piercing50%Nose Piercing30%Cartilage Piercing20%What Piercing Are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Just Another Thing I Wrote!!
You said you'd love me. You said you'd hate me. You said you'd stay with me. You said you'd leave with me. You said you'd start with me. You said you'd end with me. You never said you'd die for me. You never said you'd lie for me. Now here we are at the end. I see now that all you'd done is lived through me. hehe,another one that most can't make sense out of!!

Peppered Pork Roast With Cherry Salsa
1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped bell pepper 1/2 cup chopped green chilies 1/2 cup dried cherries 1/2 cup cherry jam 1 1/2 tablespoons vinegar 1 1/2 tablespoons chopped cilantro 1 to 2 tablespoons cracked black pepper 2 teaspoons garlic salt 3 pound boneless pork loin roast Preheat oven to 250F. Rub pepper and garlic salt into pork roast, covering all surfaces. Place pork in a shallow pan and roast for 1 hour or until internal temperature reached 155 to 160F. Slice and serve with cherry salsa. To make cherry salsa, combine onion, bell pepper, cherries, jam, vinegar and cilantro. Mix well. Cover and chill several hours or overnight.

Super Bars With Dried Fruit And Peanut Butter
Nonstick vegetable oil spray 3 C. puffed whole grain cereal (such as Kashi) 1/4 C. walnuts, chopped 1/4 C. chopped pitted dates 1/4 C. dried tart cherries 1/2 C. raisins 1/3 C. creamy peanut butter or almond butter 1/4 C. honey 1/4 C. light corn syrup Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Spray a 9-inch square metal baking pan with nonstick spray. Mix cereal, walnuts, dates, cherries and raisins in a medium bowl. Combine peanut butter, honey and corn syrup in a heavy small saucepan. Bring to a boil, whisking constantly until mixture bubbles vigorously and thicken slightly, about one minute. Pour peanut butter mixture over the cereal mixture in the bowl; stir to blend. Transfer the mixture in a prepared pan; press to compact. Bake until just golden around edges, about 10 minutes. Cool completely. Cut into nine bars. Can be prepared three days ahead. Store in a single layer between sheets of foil in an airtight container at room temperature. Each bar cont

Freak
I'm the freakiest freak. I rebel against rebelling rebels. I'm so different it hurts. Damn the man, fuck the government, piss on everything. Yeah. That's me. Everything I do is new. I'm strange, unusual, underground, indie, and YOU HAD BETTER BE SCARED! Boo.

Best And Funniest Chain Letter, Ever
Best Chain Letter Ever Hello, my name is Gary and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh , looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of bullshit. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me

Margarita Fruit Salad
1 small cantaloupe, scooped into balls or cut into small pieces 1 small honeydew melon, scooped into balls or cut into small pieces 2 small oranges, peeled and sectioned 1 grapefruit, peeled and sectioned 1 mango, peeled and diced 2 C. strawberries, hulled and halved 1/2 C. granulated sugar 1/3 C. orange juice 6 Tb. Tequila 6 T. orange liqueur 3 T. lime juice 1 C. unsweetened coconut flakes, toasted Combine cantaloupe, melon, oranges, grapefruit, mango and strawberries and set aside. In a small saucepan heat the sugar and orange juice over medium heat. Stir for 3 minutes or until sugar dissolves. Stir in tequila, orange liqueur and lime juice. Let cool. Combine with fruit. Refrigerate for at least two to four hours. Just before serving sprinkle with coconut. Serves 8 to 12.

So I Dub Thee...unforgiven
Another warm day here in West-Central Florida, If it wasn't for the papers declaring the end of Summer, I would have missed the entire thing...That's one of the advantages of living anywhere but here...I was raised up North, and after surveying many folks here seems that there aren't many "locals"...most moved here from there...the mornings are getting cooler, I HATE MORNINGS...I would rather work at night, I consider myself a vampire of sorts...so much in the news, it makes me question the decision made to have children, what type of world will I leave, I'm not talking about Social Security, which isn't, or even the enviroment...just wonder what my legacy to my children will be...my mother legacy was strength, will as she got sicker, I really hated the fact that it left her, I hope to never get that way...I want to be able to give to my children always, the strength they need, pick them up, and make them independant like my mother made me...she always said, my boy will never have to d

Vermillion Part 2- Slipknot
She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame. All the torment and the pain Leaked through and covered me I'd do anything to have her to myself Just to have her for myself Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sane. She is everything to me The unrequited dream A song that no one sings The unattainable, Shes a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real is one more reason I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sane. But I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me A catch in my throat choke Torn into pieces I won't, nO! I don't wanna be this... But I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me She isn't real I can't make her real She isn't real I

Spinach Fettuccine With Shrimp Alfredo
Preparation Time: 5 minutes Cooking Time: 5 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients 3/4 lb. fresh spinach fettuccine 1-1/2 cups light Alfredo sauce 1/2 lb. cooked shrimp, thawed and drained 1/2 tsp. dried basil 2 Tbsps. grated Parmesan cheese Instructions Cook pasta in a large pan of boiling water 3-5 minutes, or until just cooked through. (If using dry pasta, cook 8-10 minutes.) Drain well. Heat the sauce and combine with shrimp and basil. Serve over hot pasta sprinkled with Parmesan.

Roasted Octopus
4 Tablespoons Olive Oil 3-4 Cloves of Garlic, Minced Salt & Pepper to Taste Red Pepper Flakes 2 Pound Octopus 1 to 2 Wine Corks Extra Virgin Olive Oil Fresh Chopped Parsley Preheat the oven to 300 degrees F. In a large ovenproof pan, mix the olive oil, garlic and pepper flakes. Heat on a stove burner on high, and once the pan is hot, add the octopus. Brown the octopus well on all sides until it has released it's juices. Add the wine corks, and cover the pan with aluminum foil, and bake in the oven for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, or until the octopus is tender. Cool to room temperature. Remove the tentacles from the head and cut into 2 to 3 inch pieces. Cut the head into pieces as well. Season with salt and pepper and mix. Arrange the pieces on individual plates, and drizzle with a little good quality olive oil, sprinkle with the parsley and serve.

Indian Tacos
Tortillas: About 2 1/2 cups flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 2/3 cup evaporated milk 2/3 cup water Oil for frying Filling: 1 lb. ground beef 1 onion, diced 1 pkg. taco seasoning 1 can pinto beans, partially mashed Shredded cheddar cheese Shredded lettuce Salsa: 2 cups diced tomatoes 2 cloves minced garlic Pinch red pepper flakes 1 teaspoon dried oregano Several sprigs cilantro, chopped Salt to taste Diced jalapeno pepper, to taste Mix together flour, baking powder and salt in bowl. Warm milk and water; make a well in the mixture and pour in the warmed milk-water mixture. Combine ingredients, starting with a fork and then using your hands, until a soft, slightly sticky dough is achieved. Keep your work surface well floured. Heat oil to 375 degrees in a deep fryer or deep pot. Shape dough into tortillas about 4 inches in diameter and ¼ inch to ½ inch thick. Carefully lower into hot grease and fry unt

Confession
Confession by Volz © "I have a confession," she whispers in his ear. "I'd love to hear it," he breathes heavily. Samantha and Jake had been dating for nearly 2 years. They were on the verge of engagement. Recently, their sex life has taken a new twist. It used to be the same old thing, but as that got more and more boring, they decided to spice it up. They'd visited the local adult store and bought a vibrator, something Sam had never had before. They used it together. The first time Jake just let it vibrate on her clit. And as she screamed in ecstasy, he shoved it deep inside her wet pussy. And so, since then, they've been up to trying just about anything. "Are you going to tell me?" he pants. They were getting pretty hot. The second he walked in from work she practically attacked him. She had been horny all day thinking about what she wanted to try, just knowing that Jake would go absolutely crazy. Jake grabbed her nipple just as she was pushing her hand inside his

Into Day 13
Well this fucking blows. I cannot sleep at night, I'm depressed and I'm remembering things I spent lots of Years and money drinking away. I have begun to realize that I drank so much because my reality really sucks. I'm not trying to be overly dramatic by any means it's just I have no fucking clue what to do with myself at this point. On the bright side only 17 more days before I can drink all the bad thoughts into repression so yeah for that....

Another One By Vixen!!
Cutest Pets Contest!!!!! Def Leppard - AnimalAudio Codes From AcousticSpot.com NEED 20 OF YALLS CUTEST PET PICTURES THEY CAN BE MULTIPLE OR SINGULAR PET SHOTS ONE ENTRY PER PERSON PHOTOSHOP WELCOME BEG BORROW PLEAD VOTES EACH VOTES COUNTS THE SAME NO CHEATING CHERRY BLASTS AND BLASTS WELCOME HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!! Begins Friday at 5 p.m. central (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~' on '2006-10-04 21:34:24') (repost of original by 'CABRIOLET' on '2006-10-04 21:37:14') (repost of original by 'reyna' on '2006-10-04 21:44:54') (repost of original by '~~Vixen~~' on '2006-10-04 21:52:39') (repost of original by 'Scooby Doo' on '2006-10-04 21:53:13')

A View Into My Mind
If reality is subjective then everyday things hold different realities for everyone experiencing right? Ala the philosophy of the Great Bill Hicks. I have been kicking this around for some time, here is what I would like to share with you, this is a picture of my reality. "Hi, Shane" or any other relatively innocent greeting or acknowledgment, what i hear if its from a woman" Shane why haven't you sprayed me with your baby gravy?" If its from a guy, I hear "I am intimidated by you and want to be your friend or I want to try and one up you" Goodluck how do you one up me? It has happened but it is very rare. The music of an ice cream truck. Most people think "MMMMM I could go for a popsicle or a Nutty Buddy." I think "The reason the music is so loud is to muffle the children screaming in the back of the van." Ice Cream men in my world are child molesters. Most television shows, ie "Did you watch Lost last night? It's so complicated and intellectual." I think "Are you a fucking

Act It Out
Wednesday, October 4, 2006 Act it out To quickly get beyond self-defeating thoughts, get yourself busy with empowering behavior. When you can't think your way out of a despairing mindset, start acting your way out. One positive action can neutralize several hours worth of negative feelings. Get your body moving and doing something useful, and your mind will quickly follow along. If you don't feel like helping yourself, then find someone else for whom you can do something positive and useful. Even a gesture as easy and seemingly insignificant as a genuine smile can make a big difference. When you want to start feeling more positive, then act like it. Stand up straight, hold your head high, walk confidently forward, and you can literally feel the difference it makes. You may not believe your own thoughts, yet you cannot help but believe your own actions. When you take positive action, your whole being takes notice. Get up, get going, and act the way you would like to

Pick No Fight
Never Picked A Fight With Me you think because your my friend i wont talk back to you you think because your my friend, ill twist and bend to make every one of your desires come true your not a friend you treat me like shit time and time again you need me, because you no ill be there when i need you, you just watch and stare you dont have my back you never did you never will you expect me to be there when your life slips off track this yearning to show you i dont mess around i will fullfill i will make you feel my pain when your bleeding on the floor, my response will simply be "dont complain" you dont want to make me mad, too late for you though once you betray me, youll have no where to hide no where to go ill make sure you hurt ill thrive ill make sure you cry ill laugh cant wait for the day, when you need help from me ill make you beg and beg till your on your knees SPIT IN YOUR FACE FUCKIN DISCRACE turn my back and walk away im

Twenty Something Crisis!!
The Twenty Something Crisis... I got this in an email a long time ago...i think it speaks for itself!! For those in their twenty-somethings... This puts it all into words perfectly. They call it the "Quarter- life Crisis". It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are a lot of things about yourself that you didn't know and may or may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you hardly know where you are now. You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you though you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met and the people you have lost touch with are some the most important ones. What you do not realize is that they are realizing that too and are not really cold or catty or mean or insincere, but that they are as confused as you. You look at your job. It's not even close to what you thought you wo

What Your Theme Song?
Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC "Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?

Banana Bread Cake
Ingredients Cake: 2/3 cup butter 2/3 cup buttermilk 2-½ cups flour 1-2/3 cups granulated sugar 1-¼ tsp baking powder 1 tsp salt 1 tsp baking soda 1-¼ cup mashed ripe bananas 2 eggs 2/3 cup chopped pecans or walnuts Ingredients Coconut Topping: 1-½ cups packed dark brown sugar 2/3 cup butter 2 T milk 2 cups flaked coconut 2/3 cup chopped pecans or walnuts Preparation: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour a 9 x 13-inch cake pan. 2. Cream butter. Add dry ingredients, bananas and buttermilk. Mix slightly. Add eggs and beat at medium speed for 3 minutes. Stir in nuts. Pour into prepared pan. Bake for about 35 minutes or until very well browned and toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool. 3. Place oven rack 4 to 5 inches from broiler. Set oven to broil. 4. Mix butter, sugar and milk in a medium saucepan over medium heat, stirring u

Not Here...
HEY EVERYONE. THIS IS THE FIRST CHANCE I'VE HAD TO GET ON HERE IN ALMOST A WEEK. MY HUSBAND WAS GOING TO TRUCK DRIVING SCHOOL, SO ALL MY SON WANTED TO DO WAS CLING TO ME!! LOL BUT, THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH... MY SON HAD TO GO AND FALL AND BUST HIS LIP WIDE OPEN. IT GETS ALITTLE HARD TO DO MUCH OF ANYTHING WHEN YOU HAVE A 2YR OLD EITHER WANTING TO PLAY ON YOU OR SCREAM/CRY IN YOUR EARS!!! ANYWAY, I WANT TO THANK ALL MY FRIENDS THAT POSTED COMMENTS. THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER, SO I WILL BE STOPPING BY!!

The Baby In My Belly
today waking up was the worst experience of my life I was covered in blood and in lots of pain. Dustin took me to the hospital and I found out that im pregnant. Usually thats not such a horrible thing but this time it is. They told me that they think im having a tubal pregnancy and that I'm losing the baby and theres nothing they can do for me (no ob in that hospital) but send me home and let the process happen. They told me to go to my doctor and have an ultra sound and they can remove it. :(

Feeling
HELLO ALL OF YOU LOST CHERRIES ANHTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE ALL OF YOU I HOPE FROM MY HEART TO ALL OF US THE LUCK IN OUR LIFE THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE MUST TAKE ANY CHANCE FROM THIS WORLD HELPING ALL OF THEM MAYBE WE NEED ANY ONE OF THEM JUST FEELING THAT FROM THE HEART I THINK AS SOON WE WILL FOLLOW THE SUN I LOVE ALL OF YOU L.C I WISH WE LIVE ALL WITH US IT WILL BE ALL OF MY PLEASURE I LOVE ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS TRIBLE_XXX-ALFA-FOX-99

Lemon Green Beans With Walnuts
"Steamed green beans tossed with butter, lemon zest, lemon juice and toasted walnuts. This is excellent with asparagus also. Pecans can be substituted for walnuts." Original recipe yield: 4 servings. Prep Time: 15 Minutes Cook Time: 15 Minutes Ready In: 30 Minutes Servings: 4 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup chopped walnuts * 1 pound green beans, trimmed and cut into 2 inch pieces * 2 1/2 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted * 1 lemon, juiced and zested * salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Arrange nuts in a single layer on a baking sheet. Toast in the preheated oven until lightly browned, approximately 5 to 10 minutes. 2. Place green beans in a steamer over 1 inch of boiling water, and cover. Steam for 8 to 10 minutes, or until tender, but still bright green. 3. Place cooked beans in a large bowl, and toss with butter, lemon juice, and lemon zest. Season with salt

Broccoli With Lemon Almond Butter
"This is a quickly and easily prepared broccoli dish. This recipe can also be made with frozen broccoli." Original recipe yield: 4 servings. Prep Time: 5 Minutes Cook Time: 10 Minutes Ready In: 15 Minutes Servings: 4 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1 head fresh broccoli, cut into florets * 1/4 cup butter, melted * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1 teaspoon lemon zest * 1/4 cup blanched slivered almonds DIRECTIONS: 1. Steam or boil broccoli until tender, approximately 4 to 8 minutes. Drain. 2. In a small saucepan, melt butter over medium low heat. Remove from heat. Stir in lemon juice. lemon zest, and almonds. Pour over hot broccoli, and serve.

Golden Rice Cakes With Sweet Potato-ginger Sauce
"These rice cakes are absolutely delicious and have crunchy crust with light, moist interiors. The ginger, coconut milk, and sweet potatoes make the sauce absolutely yummy. You can replace the orange juice with water if you like." Original recipe yield: 6 servings. Prep Time: 15 Minutes Cook Time: 30 Minutes Ready In: 1 Hour Servings: 6 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 3 tablespoons canola oil * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 2 cups dry jasmine rice * 2 1/2 cups water * 1 teaspoon salt * * 1 sweet potato * 1 (14 ounce) can coconut milk * 1/2 cup orange juice * 1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger root * salt and pepper to taste * 1 carrot, coarsely chopped * 1/2 red bell pepper, chopped * 4 green onions, chopped * 2 eggs, beaten * 2 green onions, thinly sliced DIRECTIONS: 1. In a saucepan with a tight-fitting lid heat 1 tablespoon of the canola oil with the garlic over medium heat

Swimming Pool??
Bob called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner. "Hello?" said a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," said Bob. "Is mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Bob said, "But you don't have an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Yes I do. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl came back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh my god! What about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window

Cancer
Well it's offical my life sucks royally. I got the call that no wants to answer and no wants to listen. I had to have surgery on the 25th of September due to a certain condition I have. Well they took a bunch of biopies and the results are in, its "probally cervical cancer" says the specialists. Now I have to go threw more ultrasounds and that is not fun. Its not your normal everyday kind of ultrasound, no this one goes vaginally and when I have just had an D&C its going to hurt. It hurt the first time around without having the procedure but no I am going to have to be fully heavily medicated just to tolerate this ultrasound. They need to know if anything has changed since the surgery, well golly when I won't stop bleeding, the pain is at a level where they have had to put me on a IV that injects me with Oxycontin every 45 mins or so, or at least that is what I think. I don't know time moves so slow when your in pain. To top everything off, I have had some major dizziness and lighthead

Charge Of The God
I am the guardian of wildlife and all things that roam free I am the sound of thundering hoof beats deep within the forests I am the cry of the eagle soaring high in the sky calling to his mate and the raven perched upon the ledge watching everything that transpires below. I am the sound of the roaring seas and the waves touching the shore. I am the heat of the sun that shines down upon you Awakening the seedlings nestled within the soil. I am the bountiful fruit within the orchard sending forth their sweet smells on the soft breeze . The Horned One, The Hunter, The Great Stag I am called by many names Osiris, Cernunnos, Zeus, Jupiter are but a few. I am the Consort of the Great Mother Together we care for you. I am the spark of life that brings forth passion and desire from within. I am felt in the kiss and embrace of lovers and the heated union that follows. Sing, Dance, and make love This is all part of my worship. This has and always will be. I am the gate

On Samhain’s Eve
On Samhain’s Eve in the healers hall, Alone in the wounded, lonely dark, Will you feel your flesh beneath your skin And touch fear in your murmuring heart? With the leaves dying fast upon the limb, The slashing rain’s a mourning cloak The old healer’s arts may bring you joy. His reasoned, cultured hands may choke. Will you curl against the window’s bars Which mock the freeness of your breath? Will you hear the rain’s doubts on the glass And heed the winds that whisper "death"? Cut off from all that you know and love, Will you walk with your reasoned tread? Or will you yet heed your tingling neck And own the fear of nameless dread? The Witching hour approaches near – Awaiting, waiting – nothing breathes. The spell is wrought – the path is set For good or ill on Samhain’s Eve.

Celtic Horoscope
table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2> You Are A Chestnut Tree You are a born diplomat with a well developed sense of justice. And even though you're impressive and intimidating, you're also fun to be around. You can be irritated easily, and you sometimes act superior. Nevertheless, you are sensitive of others feelings and very loyal. Sometimes you feel misunderstood and are fiercely close to those who know you best. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Blood Of Satan
1 Part Jägermeister® 1 Part Goldschlager® 1 Part Irish Whiskey 1 Part Jack Daniel's® Shot Glass Layer all 4 ingredients in shot glass. In this order Jagermeister, Goldschlager, Jameson's and Jack Daniels.

Pleasure Promises
Pleasure promises, promises… Through furled bud and new green leaf, Through banked brook and sun-warmed stone, Through star-rise in violet skies. Through feast set forth with savored care, Through flame refracted wine and fragrant rose, Through silvered bowl on mirrored wood, Pleasure makes its pledge to lips and eyes. Pleasure promises, but pleasure lies. But let a long-sought glance cross yours, Carrying the look of love, intent Like sun through lens, to burn; Let knowledge leap the circuits held apart By frozen doubt, and overload the heart: To shock delicious shudder from the flesh, That felt dawns past, and now new dawns to come; And let the fused energy ignite All senses promised-to in vain, Then pleasure promises, and does not lie again.

Chicken Salad Party Pie
1 baked pie shell 1 1/2 c. cooked, diced chicken 1 (9 oz.) can pineapple tidbits, drained 1 c. chopped walnuts 1/2 c. diced celery 3 tbsp. grated cheese 1 c. sour cream 2/3 c. mayonnaise Combine chicken, pineapple, nuts and celery. Combine sour cream and mayo, separately, and save 1/3 cup to use for topping; add rest to chicken mixture. Fill baked pie shell with chicken salad. Top with remaining sour cream mixture. Sprinkle with 2 or 3 tablespoons grated sharp American cheese. Chill.

Cucumber Party Appetizers
3 tbsp. Miracle Whip 1 (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened 1 pkg. Zesty mild Italian dressing mix (dry) Rye bread (cocktail size, about 2" squares) Cucumber slices Dillweed Mix together Miracle Whip and cream cheese. Add in packet of dressing mix. Spread mixture on rye bread. Top with 1 cucumber slice and sprinkle with dillweed.

Kiss Per Yard
(DAMN IT, ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THAT ONE) Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

What Body Part Am I Attracted To
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis83%Face58%Abs/Stomach58%Boobs50%Butt33%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Mars
The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do,"responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" The Martian begins to slap his forehead. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively lon

Im Home
hey yall cherrys IM HOME and sorta rested from the race yeterday.. was going good till my driver got into a wreck grrrr BUT it was alot of fun.. come too know that tony stewart is nice ( but I WILL NOT REPEAT THAT ) HAHA ANYWAYS im behind on commenting so give me some time ok xoxo

Whole Lot Better
well seems to of sorted its self out and is going back to normal,for now,still got pins and needles in my legs but that cos of how im sitting,pity was gonna ask iff any one wanted to come rub my back ? lol

Teasing: Part 2
Your body is so warm You have been waiting for this You’re so excited Wondering where I’ll place my kiss I come towards your lips And then back away I’m such a tease But you know you like it that way I work my way down I feel your body shiver I kiss you softly on your stomach Be patient babe, I’m going to deliver In between your legs I can see your lust for me I kiss your thighs You say, “stop teasing me” Don’t worry baby The teasing is done I taste your desire But we’ve only just begun......

Education Revolution
So I'm feeling a bit controversial. Here is my proposal for the future of education. Let's implement a radical regiment of computer integration into the public school system. Kids spend as much as eight hours watching television or playing video games these days. Society is becoming increasingly sterile to basic intimate communication, oral conversations, face-to-face interaction, etc. Why shouldn't we sacrifice social development altogether and utilize the teaching power of computer programs. Developments in technology could design scripted interractive programs that aid in learning and are far more effective tools than the dinosaur age human teacher method. Students would be enthralled by the computer screen as many already are only they'd be learning. The programs could introduce new material in a variety of ways that address the different learning styles, visual, aural, kinetic. I'm imagining more than just a computer station, but a fully functional manipulative equipped cubicle pr

Barrels And The Tender Trio
I used to have a seminal theory involving the two films "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch." I had interrogated many a movie-goer as to which film they enjoyed more. More often than not, the first of the two that had been seen would be their personal favorite. There have been a few tempremental individuals who sabotaged my theory, yet the initial prediction would usually be upheld. The theory is inconsequential, but I cite it, because I recently saw the latest production of Matthew Vaugh, "Layer Cake." He actually helmed this movie in his directorial debut. While the characters' dialects make it difficult to understand at times, I found Layer Cake to be on par with his two previous endeavors. The movie was smart and cool highlighted by the same cinematographic nuances and sentimental grittiness that epitomizes Lock Stock and Snatch. I highly recommend it. This weekend consisted of two pilgrammages to the Big Easy. Friday night, I hit up Frenchmen Street accompanied by a

Zesty Skillet Turkey
Makes 4 servings Start to Finish: 30 minutes Ingredients * 12 ounces turkey breast tenderloins, cut into 1-inch pieces * 2 cloves garlic, minced * 2 teaspoons olive oil * 1 cup salsa * 1/4 cup raisins * 1 tablespoon honey * 3/4 teaspoon ground cumin * 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1 cup water * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 3/4 cup quick-cooking couscous * 1/4 cup slivered almonds, toasted Directions 1. In a large skillet, cook and stir turkey and garlic in hot oil over medium-high heat about 5 minutes or until turkey is no longer pink. Stir in salsa, raisins, honey, cumin, and cinnamon. Bring to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, covered, for 5 minutes. 2. Meanwhile, in a medium saucepan, bring water and salt to boiling. Stir in couscous. Cover; remove from heat. Let stand for 5 minutes. Fluff with a fork before serving. Serve turkey mixture over couscous and top with almonds. Makes 4 servings.

Driven To The Edge
I AM . . . . Less of a man I am a void of sadness, pain, frustration and anger. I have been betrayed and used. Vulnerable and reduced I want a certain someone to let it go. Make a decision tell me how you feel because I am repeadedly feel like the mistake the man on the side. Why are you afraid of me do that blog let it all out. If you cant make a decision I will be forced to and you wont like it. I will tell all put it out there, drop names "this is my last resort. I will not be around when the dust settles if it does. There is no possible "right time" to come clean. If it doenst happen you will be doomed forever in future relationships.

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Well, lets see I havent wrote in my blog in awhile so I thought I would let everyone know what all is going on....I am getting more work done on my tattoo in about a week or less...I cant wait...rommie is outta town until Thursday...I am gonna go try & clean up my oldest daughters bedroom some, she has been working on it for almost 2 months now, & she hasnt done a very good job on it at all...the things we do for r kids..lol...gotta luv 'em...Notre Dame won but the Stellers lost :(, where is the team that played & won the Superbowl at????? I luv this site, but damn the drama is everywhere....so r the perverts tho....lol....well I hope everyone else is doing good..I have a couple friends who I know r having some problems..u 2 r in my thoughts, hopefully things will get back to normal for the one...& my other dear "friend", if u read this then u know u r on my mind.... HUGZ & KISSES to u all.....

Why I Write
I write because its whats on my mind I write for those left behind I write because my mind is full I write because of you I am who I am and I wont change I am who I am and I want to stay the same I am who I am and I'll live life to the fullest I am who I am and I'm not known as the cruelest

Gotta Love The Movie 'born Yesterday'
http://www.congresslink.org/print_lp_teachingamends.htm The 27 Amendments By: Amy Anderson and Jennifer Mantlo NOTE: Credit should be given to screenwriter Douglas McGrath for the brilliant mnemonic device he devised to remember the Constitutional amendments in the 1993 version of the film "Born Yesterday." 1. The first amendment to the Constitution says....freedom of religion, speech, and press. The second part of the first amendment says....peacefully assembly and just say any crazy thing you like (Assemble and be nice, and just say any crazy think you like!) 2. The second amendment to the Constitution says....right to bear arms (Here is my gun freeze!) 3. The third amendment to the Constitution says....soldiers get out, please. (Soldiers get out please) 4. The fourth amendment to the Constitution says....Where’s your warrant, please? (Whereas your warrant, please?) 5. The fifth amendment to the Constitution says....Don’t rat on yourself? (Donut

Hey Everybody
HEY JUST WANTED TO SAY THIS SITES WICKED TO THE MAX LOL AND CAN SOME PEOPLE MAKE SUM COMMENTS ON MY PICTURES AND I WILL RETURN THE FAVOUR I JUST PUT SOME NEW ONE OF MY GIRLFRIEND ON FOR THE GUYS OUT THERE HOPE YOU LIKE THEM GO CHECK THEM OUT. AND IM ALWAYS LOOKING TO MEET PEOPLE TO CHAT WITH SO ADD ME LOL CHEERS AND LIVE SAFE LOL

Hi Hi
HEY HOPE YOUR ALL LIVING LIFE TO THE MAX AND IF YOU ARNT HURRY UP AND GET STARTED LIVE LIFE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMOROW O YER AND IS THERE ANYONE ELSE ON LOST CHERRY FROM NEW ZEALAND I NO WE ARE A SMALL SMALL ISLAND BUT U NO WE STILL GET AROUND LOL IN LOTS OF DIFFERENT WAYS KEEP IT COOL RAVE IT UP

The List
a person can live with money and power...but love is wat can keep a person from goin crazy with money and power love can help in maywayz...people who thing wrong have dont want love..love is good and special..that is wat everyone needs love is there when u see that the person u love can be with u..even thou love can be free everyone is special in there own way..if has wayz 2 show them how they are cheating is a way 2 get ur way...but when u get cheatted on urself then its not ur way anymore anger and lies is wat u think is fun..but there after the fun and games is over.. u see that anger and lies is wat gets ur in a bad shape

If Only I Could....
If only I could Smell her sweet fragrance, Look into her beautiful eyes, Touch her soft skin, Hold her warm body in my arms, Whisper her name in her ear, Kiss her cheek as she lie sleeping, Run my fingers through her silky soft hair, Feel her heart beat next to mine, Taste her lips, Watch her as she sleeps, Greet her when she wakes, Wipe her tears away when she's sad. If only I could, Be as special as she, As loved as she is, As needed as she is, As rich as she with friends. If only I could be lucky enough To be a part of her life, If only I could

A Better World
Wednesday, October 11, 2006 A better world It may sometimes seem that the world is shallow and petty and focused only on meaningless, superficial concerns. Yet you can choose to live in a better world. It may appear that there is an overwhelming amount of violence, despair and injustice in the world. Yet you can choose to live in a better world. Look at the world in a positive light, and suddenly you've made it a better place. Act on the possibilities that you see, and you give real substance to your positive vision. Imagine how the world would be if everyone became focused on the positive possibilities. By directing your own awareness toward those possibilities, and by acting on them, you make them more vibrant, more visible and more compelling. By working to improve your own attitude and your own life, you become a living example for all the world to see. And a living example is hard to ignore. The way a better world emerges is one life at a time. Start with your

Lust
Close your eyes...feel my touch Dream with me ~~ fly with me ~~ play with me My name is Lust I walk through the night invisible to all I play with those who seek pleasure filling them with need... A whisper in their mind.. urging them on.. bringing their hidden desires to the front of their mind. It is me that haunts your dreams.. It is me who taunts you with forbidden images.. taboo fantasies.. the seduction of the unknown. It is my hand that strokes your flesh as subtly as the evenings cool breeze.. my mouth against your pulse feeling your heart race in lost excitement.. I am Lust.. call for me.. let your voice ring out loud and clear into the night.. open your arms wide and embrace the power I bring you.. Let me teach you how to explore the darkest corners of your mind. welcome me.. surrender to me ..and I will make your wildest dreams draw breath.

Don't Ask...
She came, or so I thought. Hell she was probably faking, people do that. I'm tired of sorting, sifting...singing old songs. I had a dream, or so I thought. Hell it was probably the drugs, people do that. I'm tired of searching, buying...wearing dark clothes I wrote a poem, or so I thought. Hell it was probably nonsense, people do that. I'm tired of cutting and pasting....pretending I'm you

What I Did
I had a good fall break/4-day weekend. Saturday I went to the Daniel Boone Festival where we rode some rides, danced, walked around, watched the natives do their dances (which were awesome). Sunday my dad cut his right pinky finger almost completely off. He was helping work on my sisters roof putting down some metal roofing, anyway, long story short, a cord wrapped around his finger so tightly that by the time he could unplug it, it had broken his finger in two at a joint and cut through the skin... his finger was hanging there by a small layer of flesh. We went to the Corbin hopsital where they sent us to the UK hospital and it was finally almost midnight when they did something for him (the accident happened at 2:30pm). We were worried to death he'd lose his finger, but that's been 2 days ago, they've stitched and casted it up and he already has feeling in his finger and he already went back to work today... lol, only my dad... that's where I get my stubbornness from. So sunday was s

Poem .. Pen Name Broken Sylence 2004
'Life of an Alcoholics Wife' Times like these , chest is tight, mind is spinning left and right He's been visiting his two best friends 'Jack and Bud' Makes me crazy ,makes me cry,wondering why I even fight Scared for no reason ,I've been told he'd not do anything Damage is already done , scars have run deep. Everyone that makes him Mad , I'm the catchers Mit. Can't do anything right ,can't do anything wrong , A Drunks Oxymoron Time doesn't heal all wounds ,as they say . The wounds I carry are years in the making . The only difference is they aren't for the world to see. I won't allow them to show ,these are my own battle scars I've got to be strong , I've got to stand firm ,even in my times of cowering My inner self screams to come out ,so sheltered I want to be me again ,I want to be free . So why do I allow these translucent chains to bind ? They've grown into my skin ,become a part of me in many ways . Trust is gone , leary of all ,watchful ,cautio

Florentine Artichoke Dip
Original recipe yield: 4 cups PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 25 Min READY IN 35 Min INGREDIENTS * 1 (10 ounce) package frozen chopped spinach - thawed, drained and squeezed dry * 1 (14 ounce) can artichoke hearts, drained and chopped * 3 cloves garlic, minced * 1/2 cup mayonnaise * 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened * 2 tablespoons lemon juice * 1 cup grated Parmesan cheese DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Lightly grease a 7x11 inch baking dish. 2. In a medium bowl, mix together the cream cheese and mayonnaise until smooth. Mix in the artichoke hearts, spinach and Parmesan cheese. Season with garlic and lemon juice. Spread evenly into the prepared baking dish. 3. Bake covered for 20 minutes. Remove the cover, and let the dish bake uncovered for 5 more minutes, or until the surface is lightly browned.

!!!!pet Picture Preview Part Three!!!thank Yous!!!9th Day Of !!!hazels Cutest Pet Contest!!!
These are the third set of entries into my contest. I will have the another preview tomorrow. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Smokey Hazel Ice@ LostCherry 9th day of !!!Hazels Cutest Pet Contest!!! !!!!Pet Picture Preview Part Three!!!Thank Yous!!! Nineth Day It is the nineth day of the contest and there are not any new updates today but be sure to check the update from the past couple of days. Voting shall start at 12:01 sunday. There are now only two days left to enter so be sure ot get those entries in. A few of you have pending enteries few a few days ago and I am waiting for a response back from you. Please respond back by the deadline. For those of you that are already entered in my contest, thank you and good luck!!! Be reay to start campaigning soon. Thank Yous Some of you have been reposting my bulletin. Thank you so much!!! You guys are so sweet and nice, I love all of my new freinds on Lost Cherry so much! the following are the people tha

Sesame Pasta Chicken Salad
Original recipe yield: 10 servings PREP TIME 20 Min COOK TIME 10 Min READY IN 30 Min INGREDIENTS * 1/4 cup sesame seeds * 1 (16 ounce) package bow tie pasta * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * 1/3 cup light soy sauce * 1/3 cup rice vinegar * 1 teaspoon sesame oil * 3 tablespoons white sugar * 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger * 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper * 3 cups shredded, cooked chicken breast meat * 1/3 cup chopped fresh cilantro * 1/3 cup chopped green onion DIRECTIONS 1. Heat a skillet over medium-high heat. Add sesame seeds, and cook stirring frequently until lightly toasted. Remove from heat, and set aside. 2. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta, and cook for 8 to 10 minutes, or until al dente. Drain pasta, and rinse under cold water until cool. Transfer to a large bowl. 3. In a jar with a tight-fitting lid, combine vegetable oil, soy sauce, vinegar, sesame oil, sugar, sesame

Poem I Made With Him Lyrics
I crawl. Scorched by the shame I can't escape the wrath of my heart beating beating to our song Now it seems my faith is my lust lust for hell regained My love just dust in the hands of the shamed The suicide of love took away all that matters but isn't love all that matters? My heart, turned to stone buried in an unmarked tomb But please, let me bleed let me bleed you my heart Let me lead you along this path in the dark Just hold me hold me like you hold onto life Love me Love me like you love the storm I paint you my soul but my soul is scarred Scarred with the things I have done wrong So now.... Now I take my life I take my life for your eternal kiss

Untitled
Sometimes I feel so lonely inside It gives me a reason to run and hide To hide away where my heart can't be hurt To bury my feelings under a mound of dirt You have helped open my eyes to see That maybe there is someone out there for me Laying with you under the stars in the night Laying with you until the morning light I have no other desire in the world Only one To wake beside you with the rising of the sun

Live Cumshot In 15 Minutes
I will add content for my Sperm Gallery in 15-20 minutes, I will do it live on my webcam. Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with Your Yahoo Messenger ID (I will do it on Yahoo Messenger) (and no, you don't need a webcam, but if you have one it's better, I 'd love to see you face or anything whil I do it)) I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) See you in 15 minutes ;) Kisses

The Dance Of Order In Death
They burried him with honor. Flags and shinning trumpets. Silence is all I hear from where I stand. Another fallen hero. Another weeping widdow. All the color and honor due. But I cannot see the snappy uniform. The well done arrangements. Its the peace I see in the musical movements. Every step had to be well planned. For one mistake and the whole image would crack. Hidden wiping of eyes. White roses on a cherry coffin. The last kiss goodbye. Taps. The feeling of watching someone private life. The strange remorse I cannot place. I close my eyes. I know these images, The funeral dance, the beauty of consistancy. Ten feet away, and behind a building, another ceremony starts as this one ends. The same honor. Do those involved, the leaders of the dance, the musicians. Do they feel the extinguishing of the light. Do they know the end of a dance for someone? Or is it just another parlor trick turned. Another moment, like so many mundane ones we take, that get

The Rose....
I got this kewl rose from an awesome person...bc i was alone...I love it..=== 'bidwecc' spewed forth the following at '2006-10-14 01:58:12'.. > > "tell me about it"Click here to return the favor!Click here to see this gift on your profile.

Travelers Beware Of Cracks In Airliner Windows!
This is scary for anyone who travels frequently by plane!!!! Actual crack in a US Airways DC-9 window frame! Fliers beware of the sub standard maintenance on the airplanes that you fly on. This is an actual crack that was found in the window frame on a DC-9. I'll definitely think twice before flying USAir.

Hate That Day Dang It
I was concerned when i went to work about this day hopin I wouldn't do nothing wrong well I tell it didn't take to long and it happened. When I was makin my muffins for my store I went to move them on to the freezer and litterly caught them it slipped out of my hangs and got muffin mix on my pants and my dang finger went in to it. I didn't want to loose them on the floor 12 of them it would of made me have more work to do. After that when my co workers showed up I end up spillin water on my pants and turkey juice from the turkey slices I had to wrap up...... I don't know if it was just me bein clumpsy or what but hay Im blaming it on the friday the 13th sounds good to me.....

The Girl With The Broken Smile
She Will Be Loved Video - Maroon 5 lyricsMaroon 5 Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts Beauty queen of only eighteen She had some trouble with herself He was always there to help her She always belonged to someone else I drove for miles and miles And wound up at your door I’ve had you so many times but somehow I want more I don’t mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And she will be loved She will be loved Tap on my window knock on my door I want to make you feel beautiful I know I tend to get insecure It doesn’t matter anymore It’s not always rainbows and butterflies It’s compromise that moves us along My heart is full and my door’s always open You can come anytime you want I don’t mind spending everyday Out on your corner in the pouring rain Look for the girl with the broken smile Ask her if she wants to stay awhile And s

Bag After Bag
How out of groceries were we? Granted, I drive a Corrola, but my trunk isn't that small. It was full. It took me four trips up the stairs to unload everything... and that does not include the pumpkins, which are still in my backseat. Goodness knows I needed three more. Five is okay... maybe I need another. Six is good. Seven is a magic number. I shall contemplate this more. I only missed five items on my page-and-a-half long grocery list. $7 for a thimble-sized jar of ground cloves? I think not! I also need pizza crusts and would like a wrist-cushion mousepad and some whole wheat flour for baking. The printer paper? Fuck that, I'm taking a pack from work! :) Watch out for me on the roads... I'm the girl driving with her elbows while trying to floss the incredibly painful popcorn hull out of her gums.

What The "f" Ever...(aura)
Your Aura is Blue Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life. You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships. The purpose of your life: showing love to other people Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

One That's Actually True! (true Birth Month)
Your True Birth Month Is July Tactful Honest Friendly Secretive Homebody Sentimental Hardworking Approachable Fun to be with Has reputation Not revengeful Easily consoled Very emotional Wary and sharp Waits for friends Likes to be quiet Witty and snarky Caring and loving Loves to be alone Overly concerned Loves to be loved Treats others equally Puts in effort in work Takes pride in oneself Moody and easily hurt No difficulties in studying Strong sense of sympathy Forgiving but never forgets Quiet unless excited or tensed Not aggressive unless provoked Concerned about people's feelings Temperamental and unpredictable Judge people through observations Easily hurt but takes long to recover Guides others physically and mentally Dislikes the nonsensical and unnecessary Difficult to fathom and to be understood Sensitive and forms impressions carefully Always broods about the past and the old friends What's Your True Birth Month?

How Lustful Am I? I'm A 30-ish Woman Who Doesn't Get Enough; You Figure It Out!
Your Lust Quotient: 79% You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you! You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have?

So What Do You Think
here is more about me that you might like to know: well for starters my name is Cory I live in Humboldt I am 6 foot tall and 155 pounds I have both my ears pierced and my eyebrow I am 24. I have two tatoos. I like to meet new people and I am one people can trust because I am honest and I don't make myself out to be someone I am not. Um I am single and lookin but if a relationship doesn't come out of it then hey at least I mad a new friend right. anyway if you can think of anything let me know I don't care how personal you get I have nothin to hide so ask away

Think About It
The Room 17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the best thing I ever wrote." It also was the last. Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teary Valley High School. Brian had been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of his life near them-notes from classmates and teachers, his homework. Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's life. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore realized that their son had described his view of heaven. "It makes such an impact that people want to share it. You feel like you are there." Mr.. Moore said. Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He was driving home fro

Remembering Any Loss, Not Just Children...
I myself am displaying the candle for anyone who has suffered a loss in their lives. Rather it be a mother, father, sister, brother, son, daugher, husband, wife etc. Each loss is tragic to the person who goes through it. I myself lost my son at the age of 17 to cancer. Ryan was a vibrant young man, so full of life, joy, happiness, sense of humor... so much to live for, yet sadly taken from this earth too early. In honor of my son Ryan, and in honor of everyone else that has gone through a loss, I display this candle in memory of them. My thoughts, prayers and wishes go out to you all. Love, Trudy

Strength
Well my friends I need a little favor. Don't worry its not vote for me or something to boost my level. this is very personal. I have a good friend who is dying, she will be lucky to make it to November. There is no hope of survival, even the docs are telling her to get her affairs in order. I have been helping out as much as I can, thing is I have to be strong when I am around her and let her talk and go thru whatever emotion she is feeling, and I am choosing to be around because most of the friends she has are very uncomfortable with her talking about dying and she is giving things away now before she dies, and we are planning a big party before she gets to bad, a live wake. I am strong and can be a good friend and listening ear for her, then i come home and cry. I don't tell her that I do that, please help me keep my strength with a prayer or what ever you believe in, just help me stay strong for her. Please? I know you guys will be the good people you are and will do that. thank you

Tagged
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.i love gambling 2.i collect flags any type 3.i collect new england patriots stuff 4.i like james bond movies 5.i love law and order 6.i love eating whipped cream The 6 people i'm going to tag is 1.tazzy 2.pussycat 3.karen 4.halfpint 5.victoria 6.harleygal

Whats Your Kinky Turn On?
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting83%Chains/Handcuffs67%Blind Folds67%Whips58%Bondage58%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Miss New Booty
SO I'M NEW TO THIS SITE... I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL IM DOING ON IT. LOL IM ON MYSPACE SO U CAN ADD ME ON THERE... www.myspace.com/stripperalazaye MYSPACE IS EASIER FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT LOL :)

Ideal Sex Partner
Tom, your ideal sexual partner is a Type 6. A Type 6 partner is just naturally into sex and, more specifically, this person is interested in having sex with you exclusively. That means they're as dedicated to fulfilling their sex drive as they are to using sex as an expression of love. And as such, they are also good at exploring the emotional and physical outlets of pleasure. They can put the orgasm on hold in order to get creative with just as much expertise and interest as they have in being affectionate and loving. But how do you spot your Type 6 sexual partner before becoming intimate with them? New research has shown that you can determine a person's sexual type simply by observing subtle cues in their everyday behavior.

Good God
i swear today must be "I HATE LANITA DAY" i swear this is freakin crazy i swear mother nature must be gettin ready to strike cause seems like everyone anymore hates me.....maybe i should just leave lost cherry and not come back on here....maybe that way everyone will stop hatin on me

Drown (a Poem I Just Wrote)
Drown Anguish, Hatred, Pain is what I endure My tears will all have a name, By the time my eyes stop this time, I still taste the tragedy on my tongue. I’ll scream louder than before, Tear your insides apart, I’ll be drowning you out, By the time I stop this rage. Try me this time, I’ll be making you want to leave, You didn’t except me to endure much more nor did you? I’m not holding my tongue back anymore. I’ll scream louder than before, Tear your insides apart, I’ll be drowning you out, By the time I stop this rage. This fight is a battle against you now, No more pain for my life this second, I’ll push you to the ground, The screaming and yelling won’t stop till you are gone. I’ll scream louder than before, Tear your insides apart, I’ll be drowning you out, By the time I stop this rage. Leave if you want to get out alive, Better start running before my screaming begins, No one Miss nice girl, Time for you to repay all you’ve done to my soul

What Your Name Means?
There are 14 letters in your name. Those 14 letters total to 64 There are 7 vowels and 7 consonants in your name. Your number is: 1 The characteristics of #1 are: Initiating action, pioneering, leading, independent, attaining, individual. The expression or destiny for #1: A number 1 Expression denotes the skilled executive with keen administrative capabilities. You must develop the capacity to be a fine leader, sales executive, or promoter. You have the tools to become an original person with a creative approach to problem solving, and a penchant for initiating action. Someone may have to follow behind you to handle the details, but you know how to get things going and make things happen. You have a good mind and the ability to use it for your advancement. Because of these factors, you have much potential for achievement and financial rewards. Frequently, this expression belongs to one running a business or striving to achieve a level of accomplishment on ones talents and e

What Kind Of Person Are U
You scored as Shy. Your shy. Lots of people are. Please rate my quiz!!Shy100%Nice50%Immature25%Outgoing25%Fun25%mean0%Dramatic0%what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.com

Hey All
hi im dont know what to think about this site anymore it seems to have its good points and its bad but there is just why to much drama and shit whats up with that? i love all the pic of everyone but it anit about who got the best loking nude body or any thing to me its about whats inside that body that counts .dont get me wrong ill rate you all and look to and read what you all wrote .but i do feel there are some on here that think they are better then every one else and they anit where all the same just remeber its whats on the inside that counts not whats on the out side .

I Get My Baby Back
OMG people guess what? Im so incredibly happy right now...cause my vannah lee is comin back...And I get her...yay!!! Well actually my mom gets her first....cause I dont got no job or nothing....but after I get married...shes mine... Ill be taking care of my vannah and everything like Ive done since the day she was born. its just that my mom will have legal custody. My mom doesnt have the health or strength to take care of her anyways... My mom is also getting my nephew nathan. Savannahs brother. Hes almost one...He'll be one in november. haha! Well just thought Id share my happy news with all of you....Yay!!!

Daddy's Poem
Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a

Hey All Listen Up!
our landlord decided he wunted to have the roof redone...ok no problem with that right? ok s he hired sum dumbazz who dont knwo wut he iz doing to work on the roof on the apt building,,,well they didnt finish and didnt do it right & it rained n 1st it started leaking then hour later the kitchen ceiling caved in az mom wuz walkin into the kitchen..if she walked a inch further it woulda fell on my mom..then few hrz later i wuz n da kitchen getting sum ice n a min afte ri walked ot of the kitchen the other side of the kitchen ceiling caved in if i woudla stayed n the kitchen it woulda fell on me..well here iz da latest good thing iw uz awake and online it payz oiff to be a night owl i tell ya...cuz when my mom wuz asleep i heard a noise went n her room and saw her bedroom ceiling wuz bout to cave in so i got my azz n her room and thank god i aint sahort cuz if iw uz i woulda not been able to hold up the ceiling.newayz iwuz holding iot tup and i wuz like MOM WAK EUP NOW ITZ BOUT TO CAV

Pimpin My Store Again
Yes here I go pimping my website again... lol... To make me stop, Go there and BUY NOW. Also as a thank you for all who regerster recive a free 5.00 off Coupon so stop by and sign up. Click the PIC to Enter It will open in a new window

Poem
How can I? How can I live with all this pain in my heart? It wasn’t there a while ago or from the start. I used to hold my head high and full of pride, How can you take it from me you let it die? I can’t believe the pain you put me through, In the end was it worth all that to do. Promises made you knew you wouldn’t keep, Then you wonder why I tossed in my sleep. You played with my heart and now it’s lost, All my feelings in the trash you tossed. So you thought I would just roll over and beg, When you played games and toyed with my head. You were the one that pushed me away, Did you think I was going to want to stay? You weren’t even willing to really try, So in the end how can I? By: Mario Pinder

My One True Love
my one true love i know you're there i feel your thoughts when your not near you've touched my heart so deeply, it's true my soul belongs only to you my one true love can you read my thoughts can you sense my touch did you know, i love you so much our eyes lock your lips touch mine our bodies slowly intertwine my one true love you shine so bright like the night stars above giving me light in the dead of night i know we're meant to be just you and me written by: angel

Walmart Is Getting Rid Of Their Layaway Program-please Sign This Petition!
HERE IS A CHANCE FOR ALL OF US TO MAKE A CHANGE, I KNOW YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THAT WAL-MART IS PLANNING TO GET RID OF THE LAY-A-WAY PROGRAM, SOME OF US MAY HAVE USED IT SOME MAY NOT, SOME MAY KNOW SOME ONE WHO HAS, THEREFORE WE MUST ALL TAKE THE TIME TO CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW AND SIGN THE PETITION TO KEEP THE LAY-A-WAY PROGRAM GOING IN ALL WAL-MART STORES. EVEN IF YOU MAKE NOT FEEL THE NEED TO PETITION BECAUSE YOU MAY NOT HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF "LAY-A-WAY" BUT REMEMBER HOW HARD IT WAS FOR OUR PARENTS TO PROVIDE US WITH NICE CLOTHING AND TOYS WITHOUT SUCH "LAY-A-WAY" JUST DO IT BECAUSE SOMEONE MAY "REALLY" NEED TO HAVE THE AVAILABILITY OR OPTION. MOST THAT SHOP AT WALMART AND USE THIS PROGRAM DON'T HAVE COMPUTERS TO DO THIS, SO IT US TO US TO STAND FOR THEM. http://www.petitiononline.com/layaways/petition.html

Wanting You!!!
-Wanting you- Looking deeply into your seductive blue eyes Visions of us together my only paradise Your arms wrapped around me so tight Would be the perfect moment nothing short of just right Your body's gentle caress upon mine That sexy little smile when you look at me No other guy can compare I want you to see Wanting you to be all mine in every way Your the only one in my thoughts every day It would be my fantasy my dream come true The day I can say I have you

No Name!!
So does it make you happy that I'm just like you? Does it make you happy to know that I'm closed off? So do you feel good knowing that your daughter is just like you? You act one way with some people then with other you act a whole other way? So does it make you happy that I'm as broken as you are? Never leting anyone know whats behind the happy face? So do you feel extra good knowing that I'll run before I fight? Always leting others pull me in one way then the true way I want to go? So does it make you proud that your daughter has fallen and believed every thing you said? Why can't you answer me? Is it because you have nothing to say? Or is it because your so pissed off that I'm fighting to be me? Just because your dead and cold on the inside,doesn't mean everyone eles is.

To Every Girl Out There...
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

Personal Survey?
This is very personal...so the replies could be really interesting. I'll see what you all make of this. this is generally for members of the opposite sex, but... well if you wanna... whatever... Answer this and send it back 2 me. then Post it on ur bulletin w/ out the answers. You might be surprised w/ the results Y = Yes, N = No, M = Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] let me give you a full body massage? [_] have a one night stand w/ me? [_] take a shower with me? [_] let me buy you a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] mak

Vampire Personality
You scored as Armand. Your the mysterious type only those close to you know the truth about who you really areArmand83%Dracula75%Marius75%Spike67%Deacon Frost58%Blade58%Louis50%Lestat42%Angel33%Akasha33%Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

Why Me
As those that know me know I drive a truck. I own my truck and now while i was relaxin talk to my peeps on line and playin on LC, somebody backed into my truck. Sorry to those I suddenly left hangin but it was kinda sudden to rouse me out of my sleeper......Ya'll have a good day now ya'hear

What Body Part Are You?
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis100%Butt92%Abs/Stomach75%Face25%Boobs17%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Love Is All Around
Love Is All Around by Robert Alan Angels circle round my head As I lie upon my bed... Gentle voices all around... Golden light is raining down... comforts my soul... makes my life whole... Have no fear they say to me... We have come to set you free... We are always here for you... We will help your dreams come true... Just listen for the sound... Of love, it's all around... Love is all around... They carry me so far away... Far off to a distant day... All the world's in harmony... Every heart and soul is free... comforts my soul... makes my life whole... Have no fear the angels say... We will help you reach this day... We will guide humanity... To the day when peace shall be... Just listen for the sound... Of Love, it's all around... Love is all around...

At This Moment
VERA BILLY AND THE BEATERS: "At This Moment" Lyrics What did you think I would do at this moment When you`re standing before me With tears in your eyes Trying to tell me that you have found you another and you just don`t love me no more What did you think I would say at this moment When I`m faced with the knowledge That you just don`t love me Did you think I would curse you Or say things to hurt you `cause you just don`t love me no more Did you think I could hate you Or raise my hands to you Now come on you know me too well How could I hurt you when darling I love you and you know I`d never hurt you-oo-wo-oo-o-o-o... What do you think I would give at this moment If you`d stay I`d subtract twenty years from my life I`d fall down on my knees and kiss the ground that you walk on If I could just hold you again I`d fall down on my knees and kiss the ground that you walk on baby If I could just hold you { pause } If I, could just hold you { pause } If I.

My Lady's Drunk Buffalo Theory.
so amber says... a buffalo heard can only run as fast as it's slowest runner. as a predator will go after said slowest runner, the heard can only pick up speed. so... like drinking, you kill off the most damaged brain cells. thus making you smarter. ... okay amber. i still love you.

Sighs And Cries
i sit here an cry sitting back seeing the world pass by hearing my sighs shatter silence like glass breaking hearing time slowly click on by feeling lonliness grip me tight an firm hopeing to hear a sound come through as i sit here an think of you

It's Wondrous What A Hug Can Do.
MySpace Comments Graphics A hug can cheer you when you're blue. A hug can say, "I love You so" Or, "I hate to see you go." A hug is "Welcome back again," And "Great to see you! Where've you been?" A hug can soothe a small child's pain, And bring a rainbow after rain. The hug, there's just no doubt about it--- We scarcely could survive without it! A hug delights and warms and charms, It must be why God Gave us arms. Hugs are great for fathers and mothers, Sweet for sisters, swell for brothers; And chances are your favorite aunts Love them more than potted plants. Kittens crave them, puppies love them; Heads of states are not above them. A hug can break the language barrier, And make travel so much merrier. No need to fret about your store of 'em; The more you give, the more there's more of em. So stretch those arms without delay And give someone a hug today! If there was more of this going on he

Headding
The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride ..." But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus-- murdered; Martin Luther King-- murdered; Malcolm X-- murdered; Gandhi-- murdered; John Lennon-- murdered; Reagan ... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The ey

Goooooooood Morning!!!
What a refreshing morning. I have actually gotten some sleep the last couple of nights and I feel great. Yes, that is even in light of the fact I am still in this Gawd aweful place. DJ and I have been straining to get along. This is proving to be very rough on both of us, but thankfully my departure date grows closer and closer as I type these words. I'm sure we will both feel a great amount of release once that day finally arrives. It seems that I have been clinging tighter and tigher to Randy the past few days. He is just so special to me. I'm not sure that he will ever realize exactly how much he means to me. The sound of his voice is the only thing I long for during my waking hours. He is the first person I think about when I awaken and the last person I am thinking of as I fall asleep. I found out some wonderful news yesterday. Millisa will be bringing the kids home for Thanksgiving. I truly didn't expect that to happen so soon after Jayson passing away. It will be wonder

The Search Begins
Welcome to my very first Lost Cherry Blog!! Sorry to start off my blogging at lost cherry kinda serious, but it could be worse. A few days ago I decided to begin "The Search" What is "The Search"? The search is something VERY important to me. It is the search into my past. It is the search to find out who I am and to help me decide who I want to be! It is me looking for where I came from so I know where I want to go. It is the search for my birthparents. Yes, I am adopted. Due to the fact that my life is getting to the point where some big things are going to happen...I decided that I HAVE to know! I need to know where I came from for my own sanity purposes! I want to know if I look like them...sound like them...and more importantly...why I wasn't wanted. It's going to be a rough and emotional journey, but I think I am finally strong enough and ready to handle it. Wish me luck!

My Dream Engagement Ring. . . .hint Hint
Your Dream Engagement Ring Has a Round Diamond! A round diamond is classic and timeless, just like your style Your diamond will always look with the times - and goes with everything Of all diamonds, round diamonds show the most sparkle They are often chosen by sweet, dependable women who make marriage their #1 priority. What's Your Dream Engagement Ring?

Good Advisor??
You Give Good Advice ... Sometimes When it comes to advice, you usually have something helpful to contribute. However, there's been times when your advice was a bit wacky! No matter what, though, your heart is always in the right place. Do You Give Good Advice?

How Well Do I Know My Man/boy Mate
What You Know About Your Guy: Practically Everything You have gotten to know your man really well From his hopes and dreams to favorite things... You definitely have enough info to figure out if he's *the* guy In fact, you may know him a little better than you know yourself How Well Do You Know Your Man?

Apricot-mustard Grilled Pork Tenderloin
Ingredients: 1 pork tenderloin, about a pound 3 tablespoon apricot preserves 1/4 cup mustard Instructions: Season tenderloin with salt and pepper. Stir together the preserves and mustard in a small bowl. Place pork over a medium-hot fire and grill for about 15 minutes or until internal temperature reaches 160 degrees F., brushing with mustard mixture in the last few minutes. Nutritional Information: Calories: 213 Fat: 7 grams Cholesterol: 78 milligrams Carbohydrates: 11 grams Protein: 25 grams Sodium: 221 milligrams Saturated Fat: 2 grams Fiber: 1 grams

Banana Split Cake
A delicious dessert that is sure to please you sweet tooth and will compliment any diabetic diet. Ingredients: 6 1/2 graham crackers sheets (two 1 1/2 squares per sheet) 1 ounce sugar-free instant, vanilla pudding mix 2 cups fat-free milk 8 ounces light cream cheese 10 ounces canned crushed pineapple packed in juice, drained 4 medium bananas, sliced 8 ounce light whipped topping 3 tablespoons pecans, chopped Instructions: Cover the bottom of a 9x13 inch pan with graham cracker sheets In a medium bowl, prepare pudding with two (2) cups fat free milk according to package directions. Add cream cheese to pudding and whip together. Spread pudding mixture over graham crackers. Spread the crushed pineapple over the pudding layer and top with bananas, then add whipped topping. Sprinkle pecans on top. Nutritional Information: 156 calories, 6g total fat, 4g saturated fat, 11mg cholesterol, 194mg sodium, 21g total carbohydrate, 1g dietary fiber, 11g sugars, 3g protei

End Of The Mourning
blackened palms bring the gods upon us seven eyes of the bleeding one showing the path of darkness revelation of the red sun tell the tale of solitude severed ties from everyone would you let it in would you pray for me end the morning save yourself from sin if you walk with me ill keep you safe if you ask for me to heal your wounds ill cure your pain look inside yourself and youll find and empty soul lift me with your crown of thorns ill keep your heart a glow keeping you awake to see the river of blood thats deep inside me

Pagan Definitions
The Pagan Community: Heathen, Pagan, Wicca, and Witchcraft! (c)2001 Aerlynn. (E-Mail: darkfae@tampabay.rr.com) The following is a simple explanation of some of the more common terms which are used within the Pagan community. Included is a brief history of the word and its modern usage. The definitions of many words tend to change over time, and so its always good to understand both a modern and historical definition of any word to ensure proper understanding of the term. Heathen The term heathen was historically used to refer to a person who "dwelled near the hearth" or alternately, "who lived on the heaths." The heaths were rocky outcroppings that existed in the countryside and more rural areas. In ancient times, the hearth was the center of the home and the place where the family gathered for entertainment, food, religious observances, and other important activities. In historic texts, the term heathen is often used to refer to those who continued to follow and adhere

Pictures
Will you be there in my homecoming pictures? If not, I'll get scared and say, "God, I miss her!" Will you be near in the snapshots for Christmas? I need you here though your family will miss us. Will you be with me close when I take a pic for prom? And later loose the clothes, after I meet your mom. Will you hold me tight on the fourth of July under the full moonlight with that twinkle in your eye? And while we see the fireworks fly will you take one of me when I say our love will never die? When I get off the plane, will you scream my name? Will you snap a shot of me as I go insane? My wedding video won't be worth a thing unless I know that you're in it with me. And will you be in all our family two-by-threes that I'll probably keep in my wallet with my money? When I picture my girlfriend, when I picture my wife, I see you 'til the end. I picture you in my life

Hidden
fear takes shape as i look into your eyes deep dark depths like ive never seen before hatred and lies all buried inside. youve hidden yourself from the love of another, afraid that if you expose yourself, someone will abuse you and your trust. but you cant stay hidden forever.

The Witches Creed
Hear now the words of the witches, The secrets we hid in the night, When dark was our destiny's pathway, That now we bring forth into light Mysterious water and fire, The earth and the wide-ranging air, By hidden quintessense we know them, And will and keep silent and dare. The birth and rebirth of all nature, The passing of winter and spring, We share with the life universal, Rejoice in the magical ring. Four time in the year the Great Sabbat Returns, and the witches are seen At Lammas and Candlemas dancing, On May Eve and old Hallowe'en. When day-time and night-time are equal, When the sun is at greatest and least, The four Lesser Sabbats are summoned, Again witches gather in feast. Thirteen siver moons in a year are, Thirteen is the coven's array. Thirteen times as Esbat make merry, For each golden year and a day. The power was passed down the ages, Each time between woman and man, Each century unto the other, Ere time and the ages began. Wh

I Was Just....
...trying to see how many views i got from spamming really bad stuff in swedish ;) woho i got 9 views :P hahahah well todya im soooo sick... i cant speek i cant eat my nose it all fucked up. my body says sleeeeeeep but my head says plaaayyy. :P dunno what aprt im gonna listen to... sucks big time .. think i migth see if we have some monet left over so i can gp to the store and get some veggies so i can make decent food around here.

Today
today is a good day but im still worried about my b/f yes i have a b/f even though im married but my hubby dont know it. i guess i like him cause hes like my hubby but more sensitive than my hubby. im worried about him cause hes down and out today an i been trying to cheer him up i want to hug him and everything but i cant cause he lives in another country but i do the best i can on here.is it normal to love 2 guys the same? i am in my first marriage so i mean i dont know anything yet so im told, i been married for almost 5 years and yea sometimes things get dull and my hubby insists on lieing to me but i still love him just like i do with my b/f he hurt my feelings but i still love him too i just wish i knew if it was normalto love 2 people the same and for thoes on camfrog hes my big daddy (gnometroll) I LOVE YOU BIG DADDY if you read this *MUAH*

Hey All
hello folks well thought i wlound drop a line or two me and my g/f has been togher for 2 years today we went out of town this past week end and a great time ill better run ill try to send out some user coments later on or some thing wendell

Make Me Whole
If passion were a flame of fire, That burned into my soul; I'd be consumed by this inferno, By you who makes me whole. Just like the moth who can't resist, Who's drawn into the fire; I dance around the flickering light, Of passion and desire. I look so deeply in your eyes, At the hair I long to touch; I hear my name come whispering, 'Cross lips I need so much. My heart is filled with longing, I stand too near the fire. Again I'm drawn by the music, Of passion and desire. My hands reach out to touch you, I live for one look from your eyes; I whisper your name in the quiet times, My love too strong to deny. I dance to the tune of your music, I sway in the glow of your fire. Ever drawn into this inferno, Of passion and desire.

What Really Hurts!
Everyday, I'm stuck in this life. It kills me to know that no one will help me. I wake up every morning, wondering if I could survive! Is there any hope for me? Everday, I pray for someone to come and sweep me off my feet. Will my knight on a white horse come save me? Everday, someone tells me that I am better. It hurts me to know that we don't talk. What did I do wrong? Everday, I wait until you call. But you never do! Everday, will you call again?

Fuck Club
The first rule about fuck club is you do not talk about fuck club The second rule about fuck club is you do not talk about fuck club The third rule is someone yells stop goes limp or taps out the fuck is over Forth rule is only 2 people to a fuck Fifth rule..... only one fuck at a time fellors Sixth rule...no shirts no shoes Seventh rule...fucks will go on for as long as they have too. Eighth and final rule....if this is your first night at fuck club, you have to fuck.

Oilers Rolling Along At Home
http://www.edmontonoilers.com/gameday/020124/main8.jpg The Edmonton Oilers let their foot off the gas for a moment in the second period but found their fifth gear again in the third en route to a 5-2 win over the Phoenix Coyotes on Monday night. Petr Sykora led the way with a goal and three assists for four points. http://www.edmontonoilers.com/interactive/vid/intro.php?filename=http://wm.world.mii-streaming.net/media/convergent/eoilers/2006highlights/20061023-highlights-hi.wmv

Samhain Night
Samhain Night tomorrow as you watch your costumed children, remember bonnie. eyes behind those masks, bodies decked with fantasy. bonnie will be there. carved pumpkins welcome visiting beloved friends. come on in, bonnie. set an extra place at the samhain night table for a guest gone beyond. weave another wreath with all my love for bonnie cast it on the fire. love just doesn't die though our bodies age and fail. my heart remembers. the samhain spirits are not evil ghouls of fear, but beloved souls. those we've loved and lost beyond the veil of darkness, westward with the sun. ancestor worship? acknowledge those who have gone before, life to death. i never told her about my conversations with the dark goddess, her feared enemy. did bonnie see in her hand the gift of mercy? did she make her peace? another prayer for bonnie, a wish, release. one more samhain night. the feast of the beloved dead, honor, remembrance.

New Pictures
For all you that think I'm oh so hott as you put it lol. I will be posting new pictures of me today. And they will be clothed so dont get your hopes up lol. Ive had too many people wanting more pictures of me so todays the day lol And for those of you who dont like the way i look.... Well, I have 2 words... FUCK OFF!!!

Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

Redneck Jokes
Redneck Joke You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board that says "Don't do crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants. * You stare at a carton of orange juice because it says "concentrate." * Your bumper sticker reads: "One more Whore and We Get Gore." * The nativity scene you set up in your yard at Christmas includes two pink flamingos and baby Jesus lying in a painted tire. * Most of your teeth are on a chain around your neck. * You hunt from your bedroom window. * Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade. * You refrigerate your food stamps. * You use a 10 penny nail to pick your teeth after a night of road kill. * You have ever dressed your child as a "Snot-rag" for Halloween. * Your idea of a loaded dishwasher is getting your wife drunk. * You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives. * You go to y

Angels Hugging Angels
Have you ever found a friend that just touches you deep inside? You feel a special bond that you simply cannot hide. You give them a piece of your heart, a view of what you are, Sometimes they live close to you, sometimes they live too far. It really doesn't matter, you were friends from the start, Soon you realize their memory is a piece of your heart. You feel like they're an angel, placed here just for you, You are always amazed at the sweet things that they do. You don't have to see them or talk to them every day, To know that God has sent them in His own special way. How else could you explain, this friendship and deep love? It must be an angel, sent from heaven above. How can you love someone you've never really seen? The question you may ask, Is this just a dream? Soon you realize, your feelings are quite sincere. Your friendship will continue year after year. Funny when you talk you both seem to disagree, I think you're the angel and you think it is

I Try
Everyday I sit and every day I pray That this wouldn't have to be this way Why wont you believe me All I do is tell the truth When I said I loved you You looked Confused I didn't just say it after you said it first I really felt that way but it seemed to make things worse All I do is tell the truth and all you do is deny I want to fix all of this I try and I try and I try

He Wishes For The Cloths Of Heaven
Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of nigh and light and the half-light, I would spread the cloths under your feet; But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softy because you tread on my dreams. ~W.B. Yeats

Apple Cranberry Salad Toss
Ingredients: 1 head of lettuce (about 10 cups) 2 medium sliced apples 1/2 cup chopped walnuts 1 cup dried cranberries 1/2 cup sliced green onions 3/4 cup vinaigrette dressing Instructions: 1. Toss lettuce, apples, walnuts, cranberries, and onions in large bowl. 2. Add dressing; toss to coat. Serve immediately. Nutritional Information: 130 Calories; 24g Total Carbohydrates; 5g Total Fat; 0.5g Saturated Fat; 0 mg Cholesterol; 2g Protein; 10mg Sodium; 2 g Fiber

Venting Some Shit That Bugs Me.....
Something that always has bugged me is how some guys have it all and don't know it. Guys that treat their women like shit cause they don't want their friends to think they are pussies or.. they are so damn controlling over them that they treat them like slaves. They want to know where they are going and who they are talking to and the women has to have dinner on the table for him so he can eat and then go out and get drunk or stoned with his friends. And when they want sex, by god the women better be ready no matter if she has to get up and go to work in a couple of hours or not. One women told me about a abusive relationship where the guy woke her up and wanted her to suck his dick(he was drunk) so she did it..knowning that in a couple of hours she had to be at work..She goes off to work and the drunk bastard sleeps all day until 3pm about the time she would be coming home. Other things that burn me up inside is hearing about guys that have kids and don't want to have

What Pistol Are You
You scored as .357 Magnum. You love a well rounded pistol. You like the feel and accuracy of a revolver. You like to have a good knock-down but still look modest and be considered the underdog.9 Mil80%.357 Magnum80%.44 Magnum80%Mac 1080%Glock60%.38 Special60%.4550%What pistol are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Swedish Hiphop
i coudl not sleep... damn me :( 8.20am here now .. been watching soem swedish hiphop vids .. i posted 2 of my faves on my profile the 2 top vids in my "about me" section ... gotta love it... swedish hiphop is as far away from american gansta rubbish you guy are used to hear... swedish hiphop rox my rox. noooooow im going to bed.. need a few hopurs sleep... luv ya all ^_^

Halloween Cookie Treats
INGREDIENTS: * Ritz Crackers * creamy peanut butter * white chocolate, melted * orange sprinkles or multicolored Halloween sprinkles PREPARATION: Take Ritz Crackers and make sandwich cookies out of them using peanut butter for the filling. Then coat each one in melted white chocolate or almond bark. Place on wax paper. Put some orange sprinkles on top and put in the refrigerator to cool and set. Store in air-tight container for up to one week.

The Sahara
the heat is rising the passion ignites i see you come into my tent illuminated by moonlight your body is so lovely your beauty shines i take thee into my arms kissing so deep exploring kisses searching you out hearing sighs of pleasure as i lay you down hands exploring kissing you deep arousal building with need of you so slowly we entwine as i enter you holding you tight meeting each other's pleasure legs wrapped around my mouth exploring exploding together but the need is still there pleasing each with our lips build the passion up tasting each as we kiss the god's ambrosia could not be this good delving deeper with each lick moaning out loud for this love can never die holding on tight as extasy takes the body ending in a cuddle love love love

Survival
Survival Lust Hatred And love An endless void through which we all try to live. There is no peace No feelings of fulfillment or completeness. Only the confusion & frustration that lasts an eternity. Living in a strange world, an eternal darkness Never knowing how nor why we continue to struggle & move on. In the end, there is no wait There is no light of clarity & understanding Just a numb emptiness… The rain keeps falling But none of it reaches your eye It keeps passing you by. Thunder racing in the skies Lightning reflects itself in your eyes Surfing through time Scattered in space Laughing Crying Spitting upon my own image The ripples are small, yet forceful & strong Moving fast against the current. Laughter fades Memories drift But looking in the farthest corner of any room, Whether it be a spark of light Or a bit of shadow, Hope, faith & love still reign! ~Rhiannon revised 1/18/04

Orange Balls
INGREDIENTS: * 12 ounces vanilla wafer cookies, crushed * 1 cup confectioners' sugar * 1/4 cup butter, room temperature * 1/2 cup orange juice concentrate, thawed * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 cup chopped pecans * sifted confectioners' sugar or coconut for coating PREPARATION: Combine cookie crumbs and 1 cup confectioners' sugar; blend in butter. Stir in orange juice concentrate; add vanilla and nuts. Shape mixture into balls about the size of walnuts; shake in food storage bag with sifted confectioners' sugar or coconut Arrange orange balls in single layer on waxed paper-lined cookie sheet; store uncovered overnight in refrigerator for best flavor. Makes about 3 dozen.

So What Is Love?
So what is love? If thou wouldst know The human heart alone can tell: Two minds with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. And whence comes Love? Like morning bright Love comes without thy call. And how dies Love? A spirit bright, Love never dies at all. ~Maria Lovell

Peanut Butter Confections
Easy peanut butter bonbons are made with rice cereal and chocolate chips, along with butterscotch chips and peanut butter. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups peanut butter * 1/2 cup butter (4 ounces) * 1 pound confectioners' sugar, sifted, about 4 1/4 cups sifted * 3 cups crispy rice cereal * 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips * 1 cup butterscotch chips PREPARATION: Easy, no-bake chocolate peanut butter bonbons. In a medium saucepan, melt peanut butter with butter. In a large mixing bowl, combine confectioners' sugar with cereal; pour hot peanut butter mixture over cereal mixture.Blend with hands, and form into 1/2-inch balls. Chill well. Melt butterscotch and chocolate chips in separate pans or double boilers. Dip half the candies in the melted chocolate, and the other half in the melted butterscotch, Swirl the tops with the back of a teaspoon; place on waxed paper-lined cookie sheet or baking pan. Chill well before serving. Makes about 8 dozen peanut butter cand

What Your Mates Composed Of
Romance Romance is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You need romance in your life. You love the extra dimension that romance brings to a relationship and you tend to fall in love very quickly. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

If I Was Your Girlfriend!
1.)How many times a day would you kiss me? 2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me? 3.)Would you take me places? 4.)Would you love me? 5.)If we went out on a date would u have me pay for it? 6.)Would you take me anywhere special? 7.)If I was sick... what would you do? 8.)Would you care for me? 9.)If one of my friends tried to get with you what would you do? 10.)Would u tell me? 11.)Would u listen to all my problems and help me solve them? 12.)Would u introduce me to your mom/dad? 13.)Would you care about what i wore when we go out ? 14.)Would you go to the Club with me? 15.)If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? 16.)If someone tried to fight with me in front of you what would you do? 17.)If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would u do? 18.)Would u give me your myspace password? 19.)If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? 20.)If i said i loved you would you say it bac

Prey...do Tell
REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF: NOW Is your hair up?: no, it's a shaggy mess Is your phone right beside you?: it's burried underneath some junk on my bed, so, yeah Do you have a bf/ gf?: NO...and i doubt i will ever meet someone who won't treat me like shit Do you wish you were somewhere else?: i daydream a lot, so i wish i was here, now. Do you have plans for tonight?: yeah, to do my research paper, but seeming as though i am already drunk... Are you wearing makeup?: nope. Are you wearing chapstick?: i got wine stains on my lips! Are you cold?: no, i am totally comfortable. Are you tired?: no. blissful buzz, in full effect. Are you excited?: nervous. always. Are you watching t.v.?: no Are you wearing pajamas?: yup Who's the last person you IMed?: jami who's the last person that called you?: hilda who's the last person that texted you? one-eyed bill PAST Anything you regret? no. fate and freewill produces knowledge. Ever lied?:

More Quizzes Why Not? Lol
You scored as sadness. tears of sadness fall from your eyes as they do mine. no matter what happens.. it will blow over and you'll be fine...trust me.. even though someone hurt you, and you cant forget. you will. time is the healer of all.sadess100%confusion80%anger50%faker0%what colour tears fall from your eyes?created with QuizFarm.com

Was Going Too
well ok i did take some time away from LC.... why.. well... simple... lies, drama, stupity.... erm....... should i go on? anyways im back... better then ever...... and not tied down to doing only one thing that SOMEONE thought i should do.... i am going to myself for me and no one else... if you dont like me... fuck you... i dont like you either..... :) ok enough said..... carry on LOL

My Much Needed Lost Cherry Disclaimer
If your profile contains, in my opinion, a number of sexual exploitation pics of onesself(ex. 5 different pics of the same person licking the same finger, and default, public albums with mostly skin shots, having sex with yourself, or with an unfortunate someone else), Your friend request will be DENIED!! And your messages DELETED!! You leave nothing to the imagination, and, thats what turns me off... No mystery, no nothing... Just skin and a pathetic attempt at unneeded attention. I don't hear any porn production companies pounding away at your door, now, do I...? And, neither will you, so give it up Thank you for listening..

Jealousy
I'm jealous....I'm jealous of your clothes, cause they touch you more than I do. And it kills me to know that your toes spend so much time wit yo shoes. And no I dont approve of your lipstick, Maybeline aint tricking me..no, no sir. And dont think I dont see how eager your panties be to get put on. Dont want anything to touch you there, I dont wanna share you with nothin...not even the air you breathe...go head hook your lungs up to me baby...BREATHE!!. I often cuss out your bath water, mjmp;avamp; H2O. I almost lost my cool when I heard you bought that thong, Victoria Secret cant keep a secret too long (at least not when Im around)....I know what they want so please dont be so naive to what your bra does...when its groping you, squeezin you...thats supposed to be me boo...cause they like to taste your nipples too. See I wash my hands before I touch you, so I dont have to share you wit tha germs that manifest themselves. See my heart is so concerned. So many things I have yet

Mini Me
Hello , Well I gueuss i dont know were to begin ,Except sometimes we are faced with so many things at once until we feel nunb all over .I have been having real bad headaches just about everyday now for two weeks .They are horrible headaches I cant see when they hit and noise is awful it makes theem hurt worse well I have to thank God that yesterday I did not have a headache for the first time in two weeks he knew i would need to be able to be clear headed .I posted a bulliton about my dog Mini Me On myspace some of you know me from there as well.He got real sick yesterday would not eat kept jerking and flopping and would hollar in severve pain ,he could not stand up at all it was like he was stiff all over .I had no money to take him to the vet well up early this morning he got where he was not stopping hollaring and jerking and I knew it was time to do anything so i ask someone for the money to take him to put him to sleep .I wrapped him so he would not get could and took hi

Want To Diary Your Death? Ask Online
Want to diary your death? Ask online By Sara Ledwith Thu Oct 26, 12:22 PM ET With Halloween looming, 'tis the season to be morbid and people wishing to know their expiry date can indulge in some online trick-or-treating at websites which predict the date of their death. "I'm sorry, but your time has expired! Have a nice day," says the "sadistic mode" on http://www.deathclock.com. The site invites visitors to enter their date of birth, smoking habits, height, and weight in exchange for a pop-up ticker which counts down the seconds they have left. Users can influence the verdict by inputting their mood, and the clock - "the Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away" - offers cheering sponsored links to promote healthier living, funeral ringtones, pet memorials, and other morbid merchandise. "The Death Clock makes money and helps ensure I don't run out of Pepsi One and video games," writes its anonymous author, who adds that he, or she, is "also pro-Life

Hired Help
Hired Help A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ''Who is this?'' ''This is the maid,'' answers the woman. ''We don't have a maid,'' says the man. The woman says, ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' The man says, ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?'' The woman replies, ''She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.'' The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?'' The maid says, ''What will I have to do?'' The man tells her, ''I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with.'' The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?'' The man says, ''Throw them in the swimming pool.'' Puzzled, the maid answers, ''But you don't have a pool.'' A long pause and the man says, ''Is this 567-5309?

Hahah Battle Of The Sexes.. Blog Style..lol
HAHAHA ok...this was too adorable.. so i am posting it.. names have been removed to protect the innocent..lmao ---------------------------------------------- ANGEL-- IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED!!!!! If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) just tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) fuck me .... details please! 7) give me head 8) make me breakfast 9) ask me my name (LOL) 10) call the cops ------------------------------------- GUY-- It was a long hard night for u and me. I already slap your ass. The cops gave me the hand cuffs. This morning are we using last nights name or are own? I already call take out. I wake up on top of you. There is no fucking way I'm telling you to go because that was not in todays plane of things to do. An sleep was the last thing you said we were going to do. So should we do what we did last not or change it up some more? Can you remember last night

Nintendo Translate Fire Emblem Snes On The Wii
It is unknown whether or not the installments prior to the international expansion of the Fire Emblem series, (including those that Marth starred in), will be released outside of Japan as downloadable games on Nintendo's video game console, the Wii. However, Nintendo of America is hiring translators for the Virtual Console [4]. I WISH. THEY SHOULD BRING THE OTHER FAMICON WARS GAMES TOO.

The Bible And Marijuana
Marijuana & the Bible And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more. -- Ezekiel 34:29 "The Lord said unto me, 'I will take my rest and I will consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs.' " -- Isaiah 18:4-5 Jesus • Medical Marijuana • Relevant Quotes "Lord, when did we see thee sick or in prison and came unto thee?" And the King will answer and say unto them, "Verily I say unto you, inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethern, ye have done it unto me." -- Matthew 25:39-40 Go forth, and visit a prisoner today. http://www.hr95.org What is the Word of God on the Cannabis plant? The hemp plant (scientific name: cannabis, slang: marijuana) is one of the many useful herbs "yielding seed after its kind" created and blessed by God on the third day of creation, "and God saw that it was good." (Genesis 1:12) He gave hemp for p

People, Family And Friends
I wanna write cause I feel like I have so many things to say. But, I just don't know how I want to write them. You know you would think by the time you grew up you would be more the wiser. But, at 45 and changing who you are. Or, more like how you act and treat someone or people is and has been tough for me. Maybe I think to much, take certain obligations to far. I honestly don't know. But my biggest challenge and the one I am the most proud of is raising a wonderful 14 year old daughter. Feeling vulnerable and humble after 45 years of being and asshole is tough. And it makes it very emotional for me. It is nice and the reactions I have gotten from people has really opened my eyes. Thinking about a very good person and someone I call a friend. Who just lost is father brings back or really starts some emotions that I never felt when my father pasted over 10 years ago. Or, a co-worker that his wife has had to have my understanding a second surgery for cancer. Today these th

The Road To Travel
**~The Road~** **~The Road to Travel~** Success is a journey not a destination, ...the fortune cookie said. I wonder what's in store this life, whatever the future ahead. I met a 'Seer' along the path, and all his predictions came true, is life just so easy in fact, that I don't even have a slight clue? The road to travel is long & strange, with dangers at every bend, it will make you strong & very wise, and the test is right at the end... You can go off the path, and make mistakes; but you'll pay the price if you do, should you be wise and not hypnotized, anything in this world can come true!

Eyes
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain58%Mysterious42%Diamond Eyes33%Passion25%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Not Ready To Make Nice
Forgive, sounds good. Forget, I'm not sure I could. They say time heals everything, But I'm still waiting I'm through, with doubt, There's nothing left for me to figure out, I've paid a price, and i'll keep paying I'm not ready to make nice, I'm not ready to back down, I'm still mad as hell And I don't have time To go round and round and round It's too late to make it right I probably wouldn't if I could Cause I'm mad as hell Can't bring myself to do what it is You think I should I know you said Why can't you just get over it, It turned my whole world around and i kind of like it I made by bed, and I sleep like a baby, With no regrets and I don't mind saying, It's a sad sad story That a mother will teach her daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger. And how in the world Can the words that I said Send somebody so over the edge That they'd write me a letter Saying that I better shut up and sing Or my life will be over I'm not ready to m

Orange Stir-fried Chicken
Prep Time:15 min Start to Finish:55 min Makes:4 servingS 1 tablespoon reduced-sodium soy sauce 1 teaspoon cornstarch 1 teaspoon grated gingerroot or 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 1 garlic clove, finely chopped 1 pound boneless skinless chicken breast, cut into 1/4-inch strips 1/2 cup orange juice 2 teaspoons cornstarch 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 3 cups thinly sliced fresh mushrooms (8 ounces) 1 medium carrot, coarsely shredded (1/2 cup) 4 cups hot cooked rice 1. Mix soy sauce, 1 teaspoon cornstarch, the gingerroot and garlic in medium glass or plastic bowl. Stir in chicken. Cover and refrigerate 30 minutes. 2. Mix orange juice and 2 teaspoons cornstarch until cornstarch is dissolved; set aside. 3. Heat 1 teaspoon of the oil in 10-inch nonstick skillet or wok over high heat. Add chicken; stir fry 4 to 6 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink in center. Remove chicken from skillet. 4. Add remaining 1 teaspoon oil to skillet. Add mushrooms and carrot; stir-fry about 3 m

Tribute To Marines!!!....ty Sgt.fabe
To the Mothers and the Fathers Of United States Marines Who have fought and bled and died So that freedom's bell still rings From the Halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli From the alleys of Fallujah To the frozen Yudam-ni From the sands of Iwo Jima To the hills around Khe Sanh From the smoky hell of Belleau Woods Your Son fought and won Your Son battled dictatorships Communism and tyranny God's Son died to make men holy Your Son died to make men free There is a debt we owe Your Son That we can never repay We owe Your Son more than platitudes Heard on Veterans or Memorial Day Your Son is a son of America One of the Proud and the Few Your Son volunteered to do the things Other men would not or could not do Your Son was Semper Fidelis Always Faithful to the end was he Your Son was a shining example Of what a man is supposed to be Now Your Son has been reassigned To stand guard on Heaven's streets And when my tour of duty is over I know t

*sniffles*
Welcome to my pity party. I'm alone in the new place for the first night's stay... I'm lonely, stressed, my back hurts, and I'm all freaked out because nothing feels familiar... not even my own things. Bah. :(

Classic Beef Stroganoff
Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:40 min Makes:6 servings 1 1/2 pounds beef sirloin steak, 1/2 inch thick 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced (2 1/2 cups) 2 medium onions, thinly sliced 1 garlic clove, finely chopped 2 tablespoons margarine 1 1/2 cups beef broth 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 1/4 cup Gold Medal® all-purpose flour 1 1/2 cups fat-free sour cream 3 cups hot cooked egg noodles 1. Cut beef across grain into about 1 1/2x1/2-inch strips. 2. Cook mushrooms, onions and garlic in margarine in 10-inch nonstick skillet over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until onions are tender; remove from skillet. 3. Cook beef in same skillet until brown. Stir in 1 cup of the broth, the salt and Worcestershire sauce. Heat to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer 15 minutes. 4. Stir remaining 1/2 cup broth into flour; stir into beef mixture. Add onion mixture; heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil and stir 1 minute. Stir in sour cream; heat until hot

Sweet-and-sour Beef
Prep Time:10 min Start to Finish:20 min Makes:5 servings 1 beef flank steak, (1 pound) 1 tablespoon cornstarch 1 tablespoon cold water 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 medium onion, cut into 1-inch pieces 1 can (8 ounces) pineapple chunks in juice, undrained 1/4 cup sugar 1/4 cup white vinegar 1 tablespoon chicken bouillon granules 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 medium bell pepper, cut into 1-inch pieces 2 medium tomatoes, each cut into 8 wedges Hot cooked rice, if desired 1. Remove fat from beef. Cut beef with grain into 2-inch strips; cut strips across grain into 1/8-inch slices. Mix cornstarch and cold water. 2. Heat wok or 12-inch skillet over medium-high heat. Add oil; rotate wok to coat side. Add beef and onion; stir-fry about 3 minutes or until beef is brown. Stir in pineapple, sugar, vinegar, bouillon granules and soy sauce. Heat to boiling. Stir in cornstarch mixture; cook and stir 1 minute. 3. Stir in bell pepper and tomatoes; cook and stir 1 minute. Serve with ri

Boo Bash!
Everyone is welcome..come in a costume(change your display pic to sumtin halloweenie) We will have halloween tunes cranking and just chat and have a goodtime and hang out! I hope you all come. 1pm EST 12amCentral 11amMoutain 9am Pacific Any Music request can be put as a comment on this blog! You can get to the lounge by clicking the cute invite graphic or http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=3615

Virgo In Relationships
Virgo in Relationships Virgo's easygoing nature and Earth sign quality makes for a reliable and steady sort who relishes the opportunity to be helpful to their partner. The Virgin's devotedness also signals that a great deal of energy will go into making the relationship work. Those born under this sign tend to strive for the perfect relationship. The best reward for the oft-repressed Virgo is a lover who is willing to bring them into full flower, releasing a passionate and sensual soul. A relationship with a strong yet sensitive partner is one which is almost guaranteed success. The independent and never clingy Virgin may seem ultra-cool on the outside, but inside smolders a red-hot ravisher waiting to release potent charms on a deserving partner. The ideal Virgo soul mate is well-dressed, empathetic and dying to show their Virgo a good time.

Christians R Like Pumpkins
From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!! A woman was asked by a coworker, "What is it like to be a Christian?" The coworker replied, "It is like being a pumpkin." God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed. Then He carves you a new smiling face and puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see." This was passed on to me by another pumpkin. Now it's your turn to pass it to other pumpkins. I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch

People Who Do Not Read.
So I continually get friend requests from people who do not take a second to even read my profile. I state very clearly that I don't want to add someone who has 3042 friends! Maybe they are doing it just to spite me but what the hell, come on people. I'm not really here to be the top cherry person or whatever, plus that would never happen, as I do not post up slutty whore pictures of myself. There are some people I don't mind adding, if they take the time to chat a bit or view my pics/blog/whatever, especially military/veterans. Having something in common is choice! But if all these guys do is attempt to round up every girl on here... that is sad. Really, those are not even people you'd go back to visit ever again. In other news. Today I went to the Worksource (Unemployment) office. Gotta love being a veteran... I was treated very well, and they helped me find two jobs to apply for that are in the price range I suggested. One is for a screenprinting/graphic production desig

Blonde Joke
FINALLY A MALE BLONDE JOKE - A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED,SWEATING AND PANTING. "WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS. "I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN. HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!" THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS

No Subject
A lady walks into the Gynecologist office and says, "I have a problem. I >have extremely big pussy lips. I'd like to get an operation but don't tell >anyone because I am embarrassed about my problem." > >The doctor agrees and gives her the operation. > >The next day while sitting in the recovery room, she gets three roses >delivered. > >She runs to her doctor and says, "Doctor I thought I told you not to tell >anyone. Who sent me these roses?" > >The doctor replies, "The first one is from me because I felt sorry about >your problem. The second is from the nurse who had the same problem you >had. The third one is from the guy upstairs in the burns unit thanking you >for his new ears!"

When Your Down
When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, Your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete, because you need not worry. You have a forever friend for life, and forever has no end

Complete Fake: 36dblondie (58017)
http://www.lostcherry.com/user/58017 faking Michelle and listed on the faker list on fakersbusted: Real girl: http://www.michelleswonderland.com/ I'm not posting her real profile links because she has so many fakers. This is from the REAL michelle, as you can see she's very much pregnant, due in a couple weeks infact. I took her myspace link off the page because she doesnt want the fakers friends on here trying to add her and get more of her pic's.

Shrimp Scampi
2 pounds. large raw shrimp 1/2 cup butter 1 Tablespoon salt 6 cloves garlic 1/4 cup fresh parsley (chopped) 3 Tablespoons lemon juice 1 Tablespoon paprika 6 lemon wedges Preheat oven to 400 degrees F Remove shells from shrimp, leaving shell on tail only. Devein and wash under running water; drain on paper towels. Meanwhile melt butter in baking dish in oven; add salt, garlic, one tablespoon parsley and mix well. Arrange shrimp in a single layer in the baking dish. Bake uncovered for five minutes; turn shrimp; sprinkle with lemon juice and paprika and add remaining parsley. Return to oven and bake an additional 8 to 10 minutes. Do not overcook. Arrange shrimp on heating serving platter and pour garlic butter from pan over shrimp. Garnish with lemon wedges.

What Women Want
The people that created the movie titled "What Woment Want" with Mel Gibson thought they knew what they were talking about and that they had it all right. What do women really want? This one is for all the ladies! List 100 things you want out of a guy in a relationship. Don't be shy! Say it loud and proud! Theres no point in hiding what you want!! 100 Things Women Want 1. A guy who won't cheat 2. A guy who won't lie unless it is TRULY for the better good of everyone. 3. A guy who can make me laugh 4. A guy who will not make me cry. 5. A guy who will go out of his way to do sweet things for me because I am sad 6. A guy who Truly cares 7. A guy who loves me for me 8. A guy who can put up with my crazyness 9. A guy who can put up with my stubornness 10. A guy who can put up with my temper 11. A guy who will never forget my birthday 12. A guy who will ALWAYS remember our anniversary 13. A guy who isn't afraid of commitment 14. A guy who is

Black On Black With A Little Black
Black on Black w/a little Black Silence is Black,.............that is of my soul. swimming in nothingness and getting lost. The light scourches me, where's my shadow varmen? Into the sun return as ash. Spread me out, branch out behind the pain. Anguish and suffering unto the weak. Take me to that Black plane. The wicked never rest. Reserve me , preserve me, take me inn. My pale skin, Black eyes, frayed thoughts of destruction. Anxious for night fall, never comes quick enough.Wake me not my sanity. Leave me to my own existance now, be gone,my sweet Black. I thirst of pure blood, Black and Blue, drop my soul a taste. Siphen till dry. Baptize me in dissaray. I kill you and your dreams tonight, begin new death. Drenching rain of pain, feel it cleanse the holyness. My eyes see what i want them to, I just dont want them to see you like this squirming, writhing little creature.......find your way home..the Dark one has spoken so it shall be................................

For A Friend Who Was Shot Today #3
I wake before you Watching you peacefully sleep Trying not to disturb As to the call I keep The promise I made Before we had even met But for your love and understanding I will strive for promises not yet kept But my love... Duty calls... And again I must leave To protect those who despise And will never understand The promise to protect and serve Is often above the man... Who answers the call Not knowing what into we wade But the call of duty Is one that never fades So do not fret my love For I hold you so dear Knowing that you are there The call of duty is one That I will never fear...

Cheesy Chicken And Noodles
Garlic 2 tbsp. olive oil 4 - 6 boneless, skinless chicken breasts Salt, pepper, lemon juice, poultry seasonings 8 - 12 oz. cooked egg noodles 1/2 c. chicken broth 15 oz. low fat ricotta cheese 1/4 c. Parmesan cheese Mozzarella cheese (low fat) 15 oz. canned crushed tomatoes 2 tsp. Italian seasoning Pound chicken breast with garlic. Saute over medium heat until both sides are brown, when done, season with salt, pepper and lemon juice. Lay noodles in glass pan, pour chicken broth over noodles, then lay chicken pieces over noodles. Put dabs of ricotta cheese on top of chicken breasts, then sprinkle with Parmesan cheese. Next put slices of mozzarella cheese over ricotta cheese. Pour crushed tomatoes over this and sprinkle with Italian seasoning. Bake at 350 for 1 hour or until bubbling.

Snow White Dove
warm evening night sitting on a hill top i see a dove land near me so pure an beautiful such a lovely thing tender and sweet such as thee trying to figure you out trying to find the reason wondering how you love me so

Its All Just A Matter Of Balance
since i bear witness john parnell 2005 to societies sickness as it is at its thickest im sick of the buisness it only took a couple minutes for me to decide that i was finished i figured no better time than the end to lick my wounds and start again since ill break before i bend or turn myself into the pain again shoot myself in the brain again do the same and expect change again my creed remains the same unchanged since i began so on with my one on one walk with the wind the sweet smell of sin as it soothes my wind burnt skin the grooves made by the wear and tear of only having some one thats never there proves the end is almost here i can see it grinning ear to ear it proves to be my biggest fear the fact im neither here nor there the fact that things dont seem so clear the fact that i dont seem to care walk the gauntlet of my fears slip and slit my ear to ear what you stalk

This Is So True About Marines
(Untitled) If I ever go to war Mom, Please don’t be afraid, There are some things I must do, To keep the promise I made. I’m sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you’ll cry tears, But your son is a Marine now; Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you’ll be strong, But you won’t have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, Yet still taught me how to fly, Your son is a Marine now Dad, I love you Semper Fi! If I ever go to war Sis, There are some things I want to say, I'll always have your back, And never expect your to repay. You’ll always be my daybreak, Through all of life’s dark clouds, Your brother’s a Marine now, Sis, I promise I’ll make you proud. If I ever go to war my Friends, We’ll never be apart, Though we may not meet again, I’ll hold you in my heart. Remember all the times we had, Don’t let your memories cease, You

Exotic Lobster Appetizer
Prep: 10 min. * 1/2 lb. cooked lobster meat or imitation lobster meat * 1 ounce chopped pimentos * 1 ounce tarama or other caviar * 1 ounce anchovy fillets, chopped * 1 ounce butter * 2-3/4 tsp. mayonnaise Combine all ingredients in a bowl. Serve with crackers. Per serving: calories 163, fat 10.1g, 55% calories from fat, cholesterol 103mg, protein 14.8g, carbohydrates 3.6g, fiber 0.1g, sugar 0.0g, sodium 1033mg, diet points 4.6.

Beef Tenderloin With Creamy Risotto
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 2 servings 1/4 cup KRAFT Sun-Dried Tomato Vinaigrette Dressing, divided 3/4 cup chopped zucchini 1/4 cup shredded carrot 1/4 cup chopped red pepper 1 cup MINUTE White Rice, uncooked 3/4 cup chicken broth 1/2 cup milk 2 Tbsp. GREY POUPON Dijon Mustard 2 beef tenderloin steaks, (4 oz. each), 1 inch thick HEAT 1 Tbsp. of the dressing in saucepan. Add zucchini, carrot and red pepper; cook until crisp-tender, stirring frequently. STIR in rice, broth, milk and mustard. Bring to boil; cover. Remove from heat. Let stand 5 min. MEANWHILE, cook steaks in remaining dressing in skillet on medium heat 5 min. Turn steaks over; cover. Cook an additional 5 to 8 min. for rare to medium doneness. Serve steak with rice mixture. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size It Up This elegant meal for two is ideal for an intimate celebration at home. Great Substitute This recipe is also great with KRAFT Italian Dressing. NUTRITI

Little Billy Has Questions-hahahahaha
"What cuss words really mean" Body: The mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hel

Therapy Sucks
Therapy Sucks The problem with therapy is that it doesn't actually work. This is because psychology and psychiatry barely qualify as sciences at all. They are sciences in their infancy, much like where medical science was 200 years ago. Consider medicine in 1800 or so, before the discovery of DNA, viruses, and bacteria. Surgery was being done, diseases were being treated, there were plenty of theories as to the cause of disease and the ways to stay healthy. Most of these theories were wrong, and most of the treatments for diseases did nothing of value, or were even harmful. Some worked quite well. This is comparable to where psychology and psychiatry are today. Their practitioners have no true understanding of the human psyche and human personality. What they have is a large amount of data, based on lots of research. They've looked at this data, and figured out that psychological symptoms tend to cluster together in common patterns, which they refer to as disorders

Chips Ahoy!® Ice Cream Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 4 hr 45 min Makes: 12 servings 1 pkg. (1 lb.) CHIPS AHOY! Real Chocolate Chip Cookies (42 cookies), divided 1/3 cup margarine or butter, melted 1 cup KRAFT Hot Fudge Microwavable Sundae Topping, divided 3 cups vanilla ice cream, divided 3 cups chocolate ice cream, divided 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 7 maraschino cherries CRUSH 30 of the cookies. Mix cookie crumbs and margarine; press 2/3 of the crumb mixture onto bottom of 9-inch springform pan or pie plate. Stand remaining 12 cookies around edge of pan. Microwave 3/4 cup of the sundae topping as directed on pkg.; drizzle onto bottom of crust. Freeze 15 min. SOFTEN 1-1/2 cups of each flavor of ice cream; spread, 1 layer at a time, over fudge layer in crust. Sprinkle with remaining crumb mixture. Scoop remaining ice cream into balls; place over crumb layer. FREEZE 4 hours or until firm. Microwave remaining 1/4 cup sundae topping as directed on pkg. Top dessert wit

Crunch Coffee Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 16 servings 2-1/2 cups POST SELECTS BANANA NUT CRUNCH Cereal, slightly crushed 2 Tbsp. butter, melted 1 tsp. ground cinnamon 2 cups flour 1 tsp. baking soda 1/2 tsp. CALUMET Baking Powder 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter, softened 1 cup sugar 2 eggs 1 cup vanilla low-fat yogurt 1/2 tsp. vanilla PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Mix cereal, 2 Tbsp. melted butter and the cinnamon until well blended; set aside. Combine flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt in separate bowl; set aside. Beat 1/2 cup butter in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until creamy. Gradually add sugar, beating until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating until well blended after each addition. Blend in yogurt and vanilla. Add flour mixture; beat on low speed just until blended. SPREAD half of the batter in greased 12-cup fluted tube pan or 13x9-inch baking pan; sprinkle with half of the cereal mixture. Repeat la

Is This On????
man...I'm still not sure how this place works... ok, I titled this blog "if I had a web cam..." because Hubby always brags about how if we had one he'd show me off...I don't know if he means it...probably not, but who knows, he's kinky sometimes, lol. Either way...I'm kinda hyped up right now with nowhere to go (if you know what I mean....). Hope everyone out there is havin' a better time than I am right now...I need need a break....bad :(

Given Up Giving A Fuck
Ever have days where you just dont care anymore? Yeah me too.... today is one of thise days. I am boycotting the nice factor for the rest of my night and prolly most of tomorrow too. WHY???? BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN. I don't feel like being the nice one for once! I'ma be a fucking bitch for a little while and see where that gets me cuz being nice sure isn't getting me where I want to go. Soooooooooooooo a word to the wise.... you have a problem with this.....plz keep it to yerself. :) Kriss

Grrrrrrr
Today I took my senor pics. I helped a teacher grade papers. I played games at my friends. I started making an Amv. The song is Antestor's "Bridge of Death". I am waiting for my girlfriend to call now and hope she does. But I missed her call at like 7 and I was gone to a friend's house. Everytime I go there she calls earlier. I think I should stop going. I don't know though. Grr.

Me And You
You open the door about a foot, standing there in a towel, trying to dry your hair, looking irritated that you'd been interrupted. Both of us are silent for a moment, staring at each other, taking each other in. Your face lights up and you smile, and I feel my lips curve into an answering smile, my happiness about to make me burst. There is no need for words, just touch. We hold each other tight, and I pull your body as close to mine as I can, even my bones aching for you. I can feel your heart pounding in your chest, your breasts heaving against mine as you begin breathing harder. I squeeze you tighter, making you gasp for breath, then slowly release you to look at you. You're beautiful to me, and I feel my love for you racing through my veins, roaring through my head. I reach up to caress your face, cupping your face in my hands, running my thumbs over your lips, then I lean forward and kiss your lips softly. I feel your bottom lip quivering, and I am surprised a

Stashes
Well sorry all, some who know me know I have been quite busy with house problems, no furnace, and I am not sure how my stash works, drop me a line if ya can, and be specific lol, short term mem is a bitch for me, i have to write it all down! thank you ahead of time.

Wtf. I Write Some Weird Shit. Lmao.
I LIKE BIG BUTTS SPREAD YOU'RE CHEEKS AND LICK YOU'RE SAC YOU HEARD ME! I GOTTA DRIVERS LISCENSE TOO I CAN'T GO TO THE BANK LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA CUM LEMME PUT IT ON YOU'RE BUM WHY DON'T YOU SPREAD YOU'RE CHEEKS... SCARED OF EM I'M SERIOUS MAN PULL UP MY BUM AND... CUM IN THE AIR LAND RIGHT IN YOU'RE HAIR.... FUCK THIS SHIT. MWAH HA HA!

Stoner Ramble [conversation The Thing Heard While In That Place]
The power within. The power within. The power within! . . . THE POWER WITHIN! ! ! Yaaaaaa, maaaaan. . . * * * CHAPTER 2: ROLS ROYCE "You fucking suck." "I didn't mean to, honestly." "Well, you didn't have to go and do it like that. I think you went a little too far." "Oh, bollocks. I'm sorry, I got a little carried away." "Well, don't let it happen again, you hear? I can't keep doing this, forever, you know." "Oh, all right. I'll try, all right? That's the best I can do, right now." "Oh. . ." "Hey, I am new at this. I Just like it." "Well, maybe you like it a little too much. Learn to control yourself while you eat, or there will come a time when I cannot protect you." "...!" "If you do what I say, then neither of us will end up dead. But if you run around doing shit like this, then you'll get us both killed, for sure." "Huh. . .I'm sorry, all right? I'll learn to control it." ". . .You better. Or I'll let you kill yourself. And don't think that I

How Far..
A boy leaves his house one summer day, and began to run into the woods to his grandmother's house which is on the other side of the woods. It should also be known that the boy reached his grandmother's house. How far did the boy run into the woods?

Sex Joke!
0kay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Lettuce!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato

Woman Translations
At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says something. Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later). * You want = You want * We need = I want * It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. * Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. * We need to talk = I need to complain * Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. * I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! * You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. * You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? * I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period. * Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. * This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. * I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... * I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. * Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it th

Thinking About Past Girlfriends
Not sure if will read this.. but.. I have a question.. Seems like the last few years I have been thinking more and more about people I used to date when I was younger. Mainly i'm normally curious about what ever happened to them and the "what if's" I find myself thinking about it more often then not. Ya know.. the normal type of question of what might have come of the relationship if one or the other of us didn't break it off. I guess its because the older I get the more lonely I get. I have a few old girl friends that I keep in touch with on a regular basis but only as friends. So my question is, does anyone else think about this? if, you do, how would you follow up on these feelings? How would you try and track them down? There are a few that I would really like to track down and see how thier life has turned out.

Stole This From A Couple Of Friends On Lj . . .
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Sadie Highway. (Great . . . I'm a female pornstar. ::mutters:: ) 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Either Dorito Philip or . . . Pork Rind Philip? No, sorry, can't see it. No. Nope. 3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Pepsi Edos. Heh . . . I think I like that one. I could have went with Mountain Dew Golden Corral, but that just sounds stupid. So . . . anyone wanna buy a pair of pants by the World-Reknowned Pepsi Edos? I also do sock monkeys . . . 4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Garlic Nowhere. Heh. That sounds rather amusing. I could have had Mrs. Dash Nowhere. 5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Cheesesteak Layton. I hate this one. 6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Lette

A Moment Of Silence . . .
I wrote this in my LJ . . . on October of 04 . .. shortly after Mr. Christopher Reeve passed away. Mr. Reeve . . . You gave joy to millions as everyone's favorite caped superhero, Superman. Cries of shock and sadness were heard when you had your accident. Then, out of willpower and determination . . . you gave hope to Millions around the world during your struggle to learn to walk again, to use your body. Smiles and sighs of awe were heard when you moved your finger. And now . . . the world shall mourn your loss, Sir. You were an inspiration to everyone, and you shall never be forgotten. Nay, you shall live on in the hearts of everyone. We shall always and eternally be insipired by who your were . . . and still are. We love you, Mr. Reeve, and we will greatly miss you. Thank you for making us smile. May you forever walk in Heaven.

Spirit Of Christmas?
This is a repost from another blog of mine, and I'm posting it here a little early . . . ~~~ Before I get started, no this isn't a religious sermon, or anything else. Just an observation and opinion. Lately, especially over the last few years . . . I've noticed that people continue to forget what Christmas is all about. It's become commercialized, and turned into a greedy holiday . . . isntead of the sharing, caring holiday it's supposed to be. I've watched all ages and races of people (including little old octogenarians) beat the hell out of each other in the middle of a toy aisle because someone OTHER than them got the last toy. What gives? When did this holiday become so damned contracersial and greedy? All of a sudden, you can't say "Merry Christmas" to anyone, and YOUR child has to have the best toy . . . bought with the most money. What's wrong with telling people "Merry Christmas"? I seriously don't see the problem. So it has the word "Christ" in it, and (acco

My Fist Small Screen Exposure As An Actor
Here's a film clip of the bank robbery scene from the T.V serie's "Hawaii" Series began on sep/1/04 but unfortunetly has been cancelled, never the less I hope U enjoy watching the clip, it's about 10 mins long, if you have dail up, just forget about trying to watch this, save yourself the misery. :] These photos below were taken on location during the filming of that day.

Crab Salad Recipe
Serve crab salad with a slice of avocado on salad greens. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups cooked cooled crab meat, flaked * 1 cup diced celery * 1/4 cup chopped green or red bell pepper * 1 teaspoon salt, or to taste * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice * 3 tablespoons mayonnaise * mixed salad greens * 6 avocado wedges, optional PREPARATION: Mix crab meat with diced celery, chopped bell pepper, salt, pepper, lemon juice, and mayonnaise. Serve over mixed greens with a slice of avocado, if desired.

Lobster Newburg
This lobster Newburg is made with half-and-half, sherry, cooked lobster meat, and butter.INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups cooked lobster meat, about 2 small lobsters * 2 tablespoons butter or margarine * 1/4 teaspoon salt * dash of cayenne pepper * 3 tablespoons dry sherry * 3 egg yolks, lightly beaten * 1 cup half-and-half * buttered toast or pastry shells PREPARATION: In a medium saucepan over low heat, heat lobster in the butter for 2 to 3 minutes. Add salt, cayenne pepper, and sherry. Mix beaten egg yolks with the half-and-half and add to lobster. Cook, stirring constantly, until lobster newburg is thickened and heated through, but do not bring to a boil. Serve lobster newburg over buttered toast or pastry shells. Lobster Newburg recipe serves 4.

I'm A Piano And Voice Teacher..
Can you believe, I have been moved to CA for 2 1/2 weeks and I got a position with a company that teaches piano to help drive and teach. I'm so excited. My major in college is in music so it's perfect for me. Far better than what I was doing prior in colorado! Woo hoo...I start tuesday and its good money too!!

Nervous Bride
The celebrant noticed that the bride was in great distress so asked her what was wrong. She replied that she was nervous and afraid she would not remember what to do. The celebrant told her that she only needed to remember 3 things. First the aisle, because that is what you´ll be walking down. Secondly, the altar because that is where you will arrive. Finally, remember hymn because that is a type of song we will sing during the service. While the bride was walking to the wedding march, family and firends of the groom were horrified to hear her repeating these 3 words...Aisle, alter hymn (I´ll alter him)

The Plan!
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs t

Sexiest Male Face Contest Rules
Sexiest Male Face Contest Rules Ok so my contest is full. I wont be taking any more people. I'm just going to go over the rules so everyone is clear. 1. I will not vote for anyone in the contest. 2. No sticky bulletins are allowed. 3. You CAN vote For Yourself. 4. This Will Be Open From Nov.5-Nov.10th 5. This goes by # Of ratings NOT comments or rating %. I didn't choose to go by % because some people can just be mean and give someone a low rating so their friend can win. 6. You ARE allowed to send shoutouts to people. If thats how you promote so be it. Anyone found cheating will be automatically taken out. MY PRIZE IS GOING TO BE 10,000 CHERRY BUCKS SPENT ON WHATEVER THE WINNER WANTS AND A GRAPHIC PICTURE SAYING "WINNER OF SEXIEST MALE FACE CONTEST" Anyways, Good Luck Everyone And Have A Blast!!! :)

Five Minute Chocolate Cake
A very easy chocolate cake mixed up with cocoa, oil, and other ingredients. INGREDIENTS: * 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour * 2 cups granulated sugar * 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 2 large eggs * 1 cup milk * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla * 1 cup boiling water PREPARATION: Combine dry ingredients in a large mixing bowl. Add eggs, milk, oil, and vanilla. Beat with electric mixer on medium speed for 2 minutes. Remove mixer; stir in boiling water by hand. Pour the thin batter into a greased and floured 13x9x2-inch baking pan or two greased and floured 9-inch layer cake pans or three greased and floured 8-inch layer cake pansBake at 350° for about 35 minutes for a rectangular cake or 30 to 35 minutes for layers. A wooden pick or cake tester inserted in center should come out clean. Cool for 10 minutes in pan on rack then remove from pan

Why???
i'm trying to find new friends and such to boost my rating and enjoy this site more......but it's becoming very difficult to find real genuine people on here who don't have pics of there half naked body on their profile.......don't get me wrong i'm not a prude,but i'm happily engaged and i'm really not interested in seeing your tits or anything else....i've got all that here......so if anyone knows some real people who actually enjoy meeting new friends could you please forward this to them..... ~napajoe~Family Member~Canadian Chapter~

This One
this one trembles as she feels the need in her for You. this one aches - pain so real tender, sweet and true. this one fears as she falls into Your heart and mind. this one shivers when You call feeling herself unwind. this one struggles to be free of her helplessness. this one surrenders what it is to be to Your invasiveness. this one hopes where none exists her life for You alone. this one waits as she untwists suspended by her moans. You look within her soul and love her anyway. Your touch makes her whole contented to obey. You see her Master this one belongs to You... the slave smiles.

Giving Thanks
An angel here, an angel there, I’m surrounded by angels everywhere. When I’m in the middle of a terrible storm They come with their candles to keep me warm. An angel to comfort, an angel to guide, An angel to fill that dark hole inside. An angel to cry on, an angel who cares, I’m surrounded by angels, everywhere. The angels who reach out when times are rough Who’ll listen to my heartache and all kinds of stuff Bright in the sunshine and in dark of night The angels surround me with comforting light. I guess Gaia is busy and can’t come on down To give me a smile and take care of my frown So he sent a few angels to brighten my day And help to carry my burdens away. So thank you, dear angels, more than you’ll know For watering the happiness and making it grow!

Turkey With Pasta
Turkey casserole recipe with pasta, tomatoes, sliced carrots and celery, and other ingredients. INGREDIENTS: * 1 1/2 cups thinly sliced carrots * 1 cup thinly sliced celery * 1/3 cup chopped onion * 2 tablespoons olive oil * 1 clove garlic minced * 2 to 3 cups cubed cooked turkey * 1 can (14.5 ounces) diced tomatoes, undrained * 1 large can (15 ounces) tomato sauce * 1 cup dry white wine or chicken broth * 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley * 1/2 teaspoon basil * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon pepper * 3 cups uncooked ziti or similar pasta, cooked and drained PREPARATION: In a large skillet over medium low heat, sauté carrots, celery and onion in the oil until tender, but not browned; add minced garlic and sauté 1 minute longer. Add turkey, tomatoes, tomato sauce, wine or broth, parsley, basil, salt, and pepper. Simmer, uncovered, for 20 minutes. Toss hot cooked ziti with the hot sauce. Turkey recipe serves 4.

Sensual Couple
There is a fire within us.. that only needs a touch to bring forth flame. Passion ignites... when I hear you whisper my name. My body shivers... oh... but not from cold... but from the sweet anticipation... of a desire that never seems to grow old. I lay my head upon your chest.. kiss your skin softly. I breathe in the manly scent of you... it intoxicates me like wine... making my senses whirl... or maybe it is the way your hands... are softly caressing my back... making me melt... yet every nerve is tingling... with the need of you. You gently lift me up and softly kiss my forehead Sending chills all down my spine Can't wait the anticipation... Softly kiss up your body gently caress our lips... My body fills with excitement and anticipation Hands roaming each others bodies Filling the silkiness of your skin My heart starts pounding from pleasure As your fingers run over my treasures Gently sliding the key in as you begin to turn Gently stroking my bod

Harlem
Harlem street corner conversation while hands make exchanges bodegas bustling fire escape carpet dusting hot peas and butter salsa lovers determined single mothers hopeful kids home before dark play in cement parks while a neighbors dog barks empty viles and cigar filling left from a cypher now gone escaping from things they haven't done wrong twisting fingers braid woolen hair while girls play double dutch jumping in pairs as a pastor bids farewell Rene Velez Copyright ©2006 Rene Velez

Strawberry-pecan Cake
Strawberry cake made with a mix and coconut, along with strawberry gelatin and fresh or frozen strawberries. INGREDIENTS: * 1 box white or yellow cake mix (approx. 18 to 21 ounces) * 1 cup vegetable oil * 4 large eggs * 1 cup flaked coconut * 1 package (3 oz) strawberry flavored gelatin * 1/2 cup milk * 1 cup mashed fresh or frozen strawberries (if using frozen, drain some of the juice off and reserve) * 1 cup chopped pecans * Strawberry Cream Cheese Icing: * 1 package (8 oz) cream cheese, room temperature * 1/2 stick margarine (2 ounces), room temperature * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 1/2 cup chopped pecans * 1/2 cup strawberries, mashed (drain and reserve juice) * 5 to 6 cups sifted powdered sugar (1 to 1 1/2 pounds) PREPARATION: Mix cake mix with strawberry flavored gelatin. Add eggs, coconut, gelatin, and milk; and beat until well blended. Stir in 1 cup mashed strawberries and 1 cup pecans. Bake in 3 generou

Celebrety Match
ok so I found this site that you click on the celebs first name and than you put in your birthday and it tells you how compatible you are....ok so, im on serious chili peppers kick so i put in obviously anthony and all of it was low except for the physical big shock there....I put in John and it was all intellicutual (never mind the fact that I cant fuck spell) and so on you get the point there was like one more than all the rest so I put in flea and it was like a total of 98% I was like damn! so, yeah Im like totally compatiable with Flea! just thought it was funny! smoochies

Sick
Someone please come be sick for me..I hate this!!..I dont have the will or energy to do ANYTHING...my house is a mess....my dishes are starting to pile up and i need to do laundry!!!..blahh!!..I just want to feel better...I really should start getting a flu shot eh...yes i said eh..im canadian...so shoot me..im sitting here wearing a jacket, 2 shirts and a scarf...AND my heat is blasted...yet im still freezing!!!!!!!...This sucks...I think tomorrow im gunna lay on the couch ALL day and watch TV..I have 4 Intervention shows to watch that i recorded..I LOVE that show..Anyways im blabbing on now. BYE -Ash

Sorry You All
I don't want any of you to think that I'm ignoring you. I just haven't had a lot of time to visit much. I'm trying to make time. It's late now and I need to sleep, but wanted you to know that I'm thinking of you and will hopefully be sending some luv your way soon. xoxo Psycho Jacque

Weekend !!
so the weekend went well i actually didnt drink or go out anywhere which is unlike me .. but had my tattoo done and im very pleased with how it came out !! the lady who did it is amazing at what she does ... (pic on my default photos) unfortuantly i never realised that my back had scared so much from the trouble i had before with the guy in the pub !!! but hopefully that will fade more and wont ruin the tat as much as i think it does at the mo...... my friend who had the operation is out of hospital and doing well which is good she in quite a bit of pain but keeping it together so hopefull she ll have a speedy recovery and be back to her normal gorgeous self in the not to distant future and then we will be going to see PINK in concert !! yay !! cant wait !! hope every one else had a good weekend !!

Life Ain't A Boxing Match
I remember watching the Friday Night Fights with my Dad when I was a kid. The Referee always admonished each boxer: "defend yourself at all times". If you take boxing lessons, the first thing you are taught is to never drop your guard. They also tell you, never lead with your chin. Unfortunately, way too many people live their lives this same way: Never drop your guard! If you don't drop your guard and reveal your true self, how will anyone get to know you? And if no one knows you how can anyone love you? And I mean the true you, not the persona that you choose to project to the world. So don't live your life like a boxing match. Drop your guard sometimes so you can reveal the true you. I would still suggest not leading with your chin but you might try leading with your heart sometimes. Sure you may get hurt, but that pain is the one true way to know that you are really alive and functioning as a human being. And once you do find someone willing to accept the true you, the joy and happ

Love Ain't Just A Tennis Score
Webster defines love as "strong affection", "attraction based on sexual desire", "affection based on admiration", "attraction and tenderness". Oh, and let's not forget the love of a parent for a child. Obviously this is all accurate - I mean Webster writes the definitions, right? Let me suggest another set of definitions: Love is patient, love is kind. Love is never jealous, never proud. Love is never ambitious, rude or self-seeking. Love is not quick tempered nor does it brood over injury. Love does not rejoice over evil but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails. Love comes in all shapes and sizes. It will start small and grow. Love does not make you levitate; infatuation does. Love will only begin to show when you come back down to earth. So, the next time someone says, "I love you", think about which definition you want to be true. And make sure what you mean when you say those three

The Prince Contest
If you will repost my bullentin to help the King and Queen search for a Prince The King and Queen are expanding the family. They are in search of a prince. Wanna be in the royal family? Contact the Queen to sign up contest starts tonight The CT Queen@ CherryTAPThe C.T. King@ CherryTAP

Couscous Salad
450g (1lb) instant couscous 575ml/1pt boiling water 3 lemons 300ml/0.5 pt olive oil 1 red onion 1 sweet red pepper 1 sweet yellow pepper bunch of mint salt and pepper Make the couscous: put it in a large heatproof bowl and stir continously while pouring over the boiling water. Keep stirring for at least 3 mins until cool, otherwise the grains will clump together. Juice the lemons and stir the lemon juice into the couscous, followed by the olive oil, continuing to stir gently. all the liquid will be absorbed in due course. Leave to stand while you chop the onion and peppers into small dice. Incorporate them into the couscous. Coarsely chop the mint leaves and add these. season well with salt and pepper. Refrigerate briefly before serving, but do not chill too long or the oil will solidify. Heap into the centre of a warmed serving dish and serve with grilled lamb.

Grrr
I really should get to bed, but I can't sleep. not that I'm not tired, I am exhausted, but I have so much going through my head tonight. I can't shut it off. I don't know why not. I have to be up in 7 hours.....

Pissed Off Already And I Just Got Out Of Bed!!
OK SO I DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE RATE MY PICS LOW. WHO CARES RIGHT WELL WHEN U RATE PICS OF MY KIDS LOW THATS WHEN I HAVE A PROBLEM. I ALWAYS RATE PICS A 10. AND ESPECIALLY OF LITTLE KIDS. GRRRRRRRRRRRR SOME PEOPLE PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. THIS STUPID BITCH RATED MY SON AND HIS DAD RIDING QUADS A "1" THEN SOME STUPID ASS LAST NIGHT RATED A PIC OF MY HUBBY AT THE HALLOWEEN PARTY A "2" PEOPLE IRRITATE ME SOMETIMES.. ANYWAY TO ALL MY FRIENDS I LOVE U ALL TO DEATH AND HOPE U HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY!!

For A New Friend
The Serenity Prayer God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it; Trusting that He will make all things right if I surrender to His Will; That I may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with Him Forever in the next. Amen.

A Childhood Dream
A Childhood Dream Once I was, This little girl, So curious, To see this world. I had big dreams, Now can't you see, But I guess those dreams, Weren’t meant for me. In my dreams, Life was a dance, With lots of loving, And romance. There were no such things, As fear or sorrows, Only beautiful, Tomorrows. But a dream is a dream, Reality is life, No one stays forever, In paradise. Copyright © 1993 by C Hottran

Three Desperately Ill Men
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual sex addict. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The homosexual looked at the chain smoker an

Would You Remarry?
Would you Remarry? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left

Sea Lion Update
Puma is doing well, evidentally. I bet he misses me terribly. People still come into my store and ask me questions about the whole thing, which is actually really fun. Oh, and yesterday they discovered THREE MORE SEA LIONS in the river near the mall. I think a group of them went for a joy ride and got seriously lost.

Are You Hung Up On Looks?
Are you hung up on looks? By Bob Strauss Before we talk about dating only hotties, let’s consider the animal kingdom for a moment: “The Egyptian vulture is a beautiful bird with white plumage and a yellow head. Yellow heads are very sexy among Egyptian vultures, the yellower the better. Unfortunately, the way they get those yellow heads is by eating the dung of other animals—sheep, goats, and cows. Which just goes to show, amazing looks might be a sign of an unsavory habit.” The next time you ogle that flawlessly beautiful specimen of female or male pulchritude at the coffee shop, consider these words of wisdom from Katherine Gould, author of A Tiger in the Bedroom: Lessons from Mother Nature’s Sex Shop: While it’s unlikely that the object of your affection has been feasting on you-know-what, focusing exclusively on her appearance may be a sign that you need to bring some higher brain functions — such as intelligence, intuition, and common sense — into play. How can you tel

Woo I Got Some.....
ok so my last blog was about not gettin anything from my guy.well i went to his place today.and he gave in, n i got some great sex!!!! he started of biting and kissing my neck which i love and i was clawing at his back because it was turning me on i went down on him for a little bit and he was garabbing at my tits and biting my nipples. he bent me over his bed and stuck his cock in me. pushing it in deep, slowly. he got faster and started fucking me harder. he pulled out and stuck it in my ass (we keep trying this because i like his finger in there its just so tight....im geting used to it now) he fucked my ass for a while and i came he went back to fucking my pussy for a while until he came as well. i have been waiting so long for that, and in the end my period werent even a problem cuz it dint make a mess at all. woooooo so fucking happy

Dreams By: Langston Hughes
Dreams By: Langston Hughes Hold fast to dreams For if dreams die Life is a broken-winged bird That cannot fly. Hold fast to dreams For when dreams go Life is a barren field Frozen with snow.

Forgive & Forget Me
did I do it again, was I worthless to another, I guess it is true, just a stone to step on and then forget, my purpose is meaningless and my life as well, the threads of sanity slowly unravel, the one that would never leave has left me, my worthlessness sinks in leave me here forget about me never look back at the streams of blood that will flow from my body forgive me and forget me my living days are over

Suburban Suicide1 (sidewalk Stories)
He’s a damned one I watch him cross the street Hands buried deep in his pockets Shoelaces dragging him down A hood shields his face Commodity? He pauses for a moment at the sidewalk A cigarette to light his way Spits into the incoming traffic And steps out… As tires squeal in shock and glass shatters Is begins to rain Almost as if to wash away this bad day I follow him with my eyes So calm as he walks Head down, ducking into an alleyway Leaving cursing drivers behind I know he’s laughing But I feel him crying Praying, hoping his luck to run out Rain stops some time later And like the blossoms it brings He’s out Stops in the middle, this is something new He reaches up, removing his hood I catch a glimpse of a smirk and cars rush by Unaware and uninterested He holds his arms out Like a crucifix He stares straight at me As his left had rises to his temple All time seemed to stop after that The ‘Big Bang’ and screeching tires

Four Random Thoughts
1) If somewhere, somehow a biologist could figure out how to combine a newt, which can regenerate lost body parts....and a chicken, which has some very tasty limbs......that person should get the Nobel prizes for both science AND munchies. 2) I just heard that Ashton Kutcher owns a restaurant in California. Who the fuck would go eat at a restaurant owned by the host of PUNK'D?!?!? What morons!!! 3) In "The Wizard of Ox, if Dorothy Gale's house fell about 20 feet over to one side and greased a family of Munchkins instead of the Wicked Witch of the East, that would've been a short movie. 4)Casper the Friendly Ghost.... At the beginning of each episode everyone is afraid of him and he has no friends, but by the end of the episode everyone loves him. Then in the next episode, they all fear and hate him again, but by the end he's once again drowning in friends. What the fuck does he do in between episodes to piss everbody off that they won't let us see??? I truly do

Burried Pride
I burried my pride, along side you, when you lay me down. My hair to tangle with the winds of time. Left to wait for you, always waiting. My own little dirt chair. Words whispered to the plants each one a key to my heart. The poison and the flowers. When you return I can turn to none, A born again virgin mary, bore a knife to cut our my soul and offer it to you. Whispering in question do you think me sexie? Can I please you now, will you reach for me, or is it too late. Beauty faded, rain washs clean sins stain and I grow amazed. You return and I unearth my pride You throw it at me. I rise a goddess among fallen minds. I take it all back, and then as you desire. I leave you wait.

See Told U Harder And More Points To Kill As U Get Higher
Levels Cherry Points Required 0 Freshmeat 0 1 New Cherry 250 2 Cherry 500 3 Tight Cherry 1,000 4 Chill Cherry 2,000 5 Psycho Cherry 4,000 6 Twisted Cherry 6,500 7 Wasted Cherry 9,000 8 Magic Cherry 14,000 9 Magic Cherry 25,000 10 Friend of CherryTAP 35,000 11 Nutty Cherry 50,000 12 Inspired Cherry 75,000 13 Ripe Cherry 100,000 14 Epic Cherry 135,000 15 Cherry Idol 170,000 16 Cherry Lover 210,000 17 Cherry Pimp 250,000 18 Cherry Assassin 300,000 19 Cherry Ninja 350,000 20 Cherry Rock Star 425,000 21 Uber Cherry 750,000 22 Cherry Picker 1,500,000 23 Cherry Henchman 2,250,000 24 Cherry Insider 3,000,000 25 Cherry Godfather 6,000,000

Quick Taco Salad
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 30 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 4 servings 1 lb. lean ground beef 1 cup chopped onions (about 1 medium) 1 pkt. (1-1/4 oz.) TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Taco Seasoning Mix 1/4 cup water 10 cups torn romaine lettuce (about 1 large head) 1-1/2 cups chopped tomatoes (about 2 medium) 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Cheddar Cheese 2 cups tortilla chips, coarsely crushed 1/4 cup KRAFT Ranch Dressing BROWN meat in large nonstick skillet sprayed with cooking spray on medium-high heat; drain. Return meat to skillet. Add onions; cook 5 min., stirring occasionally. ADD taco seasoning mix and water; mix well. Bring to boil. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 3 min. DIVIDE lettuce among four plates. Top evenly with meat mixture, tomatoes, cheese and tortilla chips. Drizzle with dressing. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size-Wise Enjoy your favorite foods while keeping portion size in mind. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 490 To

Every Man Wants To Have Sex First
I got this from a friend. AP. 24~ every man wants to have sex first; Whether he wants a girlfriend is something he thinks about later. By not giving him what he wants up front, you become his girlfriend without him realizing it. Men like the game that women find maddening. Picture the following scenario: A red blooded American male is watching a Super Bowl game in which the score is 47 to 3. That's not very exciting, right? But, if he's watching a Super Bowl game that goes into overtime-now he's on the edge of his seat for three hours. His team triumphs and he starts screaming: "Yes! Yes!" His favorite idol is now spanking everyone else on the rear while breaking out the drinks for the celebration. Ten years later, if you were to ask him what the game winning final play, he'd describe it as though it happened yesterday. The same thing happens when a woman gives herself over slowly. He becomes much more excited about it. This may sound "old school", but rest assured it is advice

I Am Glad I Am A Man --for The Men
I'm glad I'm a man you better believe I don't live off of yogurt diet coke or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts I can get where I want to - north south east or west I don't get wasted after only 2 beers And when I do drink I don't end up in tears I won't spend hours deciding what to wear I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair And I don't go around checking my reflection In everything shiny from every direction I don't whine in public and make us leave early And when you ask why get all bitter and surly I'm glad I'm a man I'm so glad I could sing I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back I don't carry our differences into the sack I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you Or think every guy out there's trying to steal you I'm rational reasonable and logical too I know what the time is and I know what to do And I honestly think its a privilege for me To have

Halloween Party By Jim4got
Halloween Party by Jim4got © I am a happily married woman named Jamie. We've been married for just over five years and my husband Jim is great in every respect except one. He tries very hard to please my sexual desires and does a fair job, but it is lacking in duration, intensity and frequency. I had relationships with four guys before meeting Jim and the sex with two of them was nothing short of spectacular. Orgasms were intense and accompanied by the feeling that a heart attack was imminent, accompanied by fear of suffocation due to the inability to breathe. Since my marriage to Jim, I have orgasms frequently, not always, but they don't begin to match what I know is possible. Jim is aware of this more through having a sense of it rather than verbalizing, and has done everything he could think of to help. Vibrators, dildos, more frequent sexual attempts, etc., all seem to help a little but not reach the desired goal. Finally, a few months ago, he suggested we go to one of t

Domestic Violence
Courtesy of MsTags.com As a victim of domestic violence I Want to help any one that is in trouble. Believe me it will never get better and its not your fault. They want you to think that you have done something wrong and thats not true. they are just insecure and ignorant. If you are in a bad relationship GET OUT while you can. Dont trick yourself and think its going to quit. Just LEAVE!

Tits And Boobs
A Girl was in her bed when she hears TITS AND BOOBS! TITS AND BOOBS! so she gets scared and runs into her parents room and asked to sleep with them. Then she asked what tits and boobs are. Her mom replys, "coats and hats dear." The next day they are having company over and her farther is in the bathroom shaving. He cuts himself and yells, "SHIT!!!" The girl asked "what does that mean?" and he replys, "shaving cream dear." Her mother is downstairs cooking a turkey. She burns the turkey and yells, "FUCK!!!" The girl asks her, "what does that mean?" and she says "cutting the turkey dear." Then the guests arrive and the girl goes and answers the door and says, "Hi my parents are busy rite now. You can put your tits and boobs on the coat hanger. My dads putting shit on his face and my moms fucking the turkey."

A Puppy`s 12 Days Of Christmas
A Puppy`s 12 Days Of Christmas Be sure to read down to Day 12 On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me The Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three punctured ornaments Two leaking bubble lights And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree. On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me Six yards of soggy ribbon Five chewed-up stockings Four broken window candles Three

A Little Ditty..
Hold up.. let me put some lovin in it, We can start from the beginning, It doesn't have to be this way. Slow down.. babe give me your full attention, Maybe I forgot to mention, Just how much I really do... I love you. And I plan to show you, daily. Not just with the things I say, But with every...thing that I dooooooo. I love you. Let me show you...... LOL. Sucky, huh?

Survey Says!
These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. 1. Anal or oral? Oral 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? Whip cream 3. Ice or feathers? . Feathers 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? two girls and a guy 5. Movie porn or live porn? live porn 6. What do you wear to bed ? pj's. (my kids sneak in the bed in the middle of the night.) 7. Love making or hard fucking? depends on the mood 8. Do you shave ? Duh! No free bushes allowed. 9. Spit or swallow? Spit...sorry. 10. Do you masterbate ? Who doesn't? 11. Whats your turn on ? biting, being tied up, being blind folded 12. Whats your favorite position ? missionary (I know I'm boring but it's the only way I can get off) 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? If your married..no otherwise yes. 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? On a secluded beach 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) I've gone 8 hours once. 16. Bondage or soft

Leap Of Faith
So me and my friend Eme (Mimi Bee) were just discussing he facts of life. You know: Life's a bitch and then you die, so why spend it doing things you hate? Why can't you find a career or occupation that you love? You spend at least 50% of your awake hours working. Why waste your living days doing things you don't enjoy, make you miserable or generally leve you feeling like each day has been a waste of your precious life? I'm not saying we should all quit our jobs and do nothing all day. People have to work, else the earth wouldn't run. What I mean is, I believe there is a place for everyone. Take my friend Doug for instance: He works for the Transport department of our local Government and he LOVES his job. He loves talking about it and sharing useful information. He's proud that he knows most of the city's bus routes by heart. And good on him! He's found his little niche in the world. Why can't the rest of us? Now my job, is not really that bad. I've had a lot worse. The pay's go

Kiss
Fireflies dance off snow blanket landscape reflecting blue moon rays. Eclipsed cove hiding the snuggled cabin. Pulsing red yellow embers breath with life. Checkered blanket has remnant of a indoor picnic. Pulling you close, arms coiled, heart throbbing. My fingers tracing along your palms up out strech fingers. Gentle caressing your arms until tingling raises goosebumps. Butterfly kisses across your neck. Soft whispers "Your so beautiful." Tongue nudging your dangling lobes. Turning you toward me face to face. Leaning in for that first kiss. Warm moister of your sweet breath I intake with my last breath. Anticipation of that soft touch as lips part.

Firefighters Tears
The alarm rang, as it had so many times before. He was the first of the fireman up and out, Awakened from his bed at the station By the clanging of the bell. Engine 3 pulled out of the bay, Dispatch paged another station. And all the firemen aboard the truck Were tensed with anticipation "Sounds like a job, boys," He said as he donned his gear. And the young jakes smiled at him As they drew ever near. They turned onto his own street And he could see the fire's work He hoped their mother woke his kids To see their dad at work. His heart sank as he saw the home That he so dearly loved Going up in Smoke and flames As he donned his gloves. Aggressively he hit the fire And searched the rooms above. And with a flare of personal vengeance He saved what remained of his home. As he left the world of flaming hell He saw his little girl He ran quickly to her side and said "Honey, Daddy's here." He would never forget what next she said As he held her close, "I love you, Daddy," s

Woohoo
who is your guardian angel?(Girls onli)WOOHOO! You have Mark! He's mature, a gentleman and is totally devoted to you. To him you are considered his princess and is in need of his protection. thought this annoys you at times, he makes all your frens jealous and thats one thing that you realy enjoy when he's around! but when it comes to danger you never seen a scarier person!weapon: he has a gun and a spear to make sure you're aways out of dangerTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Halloween Hooker
Halloween Hooker by windwriter © The guy I've been dating briefly is going out with some buddies on Saturday, so I decided to attend a Halloween Costume party at a local bar that night. Deciding what to wear was the hard part. I have always had a sexual fantasy of dressing like a hooker, but it isn't something easily fulfilled... Halloween seems the perfect time to dress up and not raise any eyebrows. I really wanted to look the part so I bought a black latex skirt and a pair of crotchless fishnet hose. The skirt was shorter than I would normally wear, but for my costume it was perfect. I found a skimpy dark red halter-top that revealed my midriff and some gaudy hoop earrings and a necklace at the goodwill. I rented a long brunette wig from a costume store. The finishing touch came from a girlfriend who loaned me a pair of black boots. They came to just above my knee and flared slightly at the top. I spent two evenings at home walking in them, just to get used to the stiletto

Reasons To Waste
Suicide Nation Day after day we put our wills to the test Will we be strong or die like the rest One after one our problems compound Forcing us six feet down Darkness lingers a step behind Misery takes ahold of the mind Death becomes your recreation When you live in a suicide nation A once happy man pushed out to the street No more job, no food, no heat Now he's left without a home Takes his life but he's not alone Blood on the hands of society Refusal to help refusal to see The problems that cause devistation Result in a suicide nation Struggling teen with too much stress Bullet in the head, now he can rest Pushed to the point that we all know but he has gone where we dare not go Slit wrists and leaps of death Take too many a last breathe Murder of own creation Victims in a suicide nation

Zesty Spaghetti Frittata
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 55 min Makes: 4 servings, one wedge each 2 cups cooked spaghetti 1 cup frozen peas, thawed 1/4 cup KRAFT Zesty Italian Dressing 6 eggs 1/4 cup milk 1/2 cup chopped green onions 4 slices OSCAR MAYER Bacon, cooked, drained and chopped (about 1/4 cup) 1 cup KRAFT Shredded Mozzarella Cheese 1 large tomato, cut into thin slices PREHEAT oven to 350ºF. Toss spaghetti and peas with dressing in 9-inch pie plate. BEAT eggs and milk until well blended; pour over spaghetti mixture. Sprinkle with onions, bacon and cheese; top with tomatoes. BAKE 40 to 45 min. or until center is set and top is golden brown. Let stand 10 min. before cutting into wedges to serve. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Make Ahead Prepare and bake frittata as directed. Cool completely. Cover and refrigerate up to 24 hours. When ready to serve, place one serving on microwaveable plate. Microwave on MEDIUM-HIGH (70%) 1 min. or until heated through. Serve with a tossed

Contests
I wanna thank everyone who voted for me in the CT Princess contest!!! I appreciate it and if u ever need a vote from me dont hesitate. It looks like its near impossible to win at this point the leader has close to 600 rates.(I wont spam shoutboxes) I think I had 128 at last count! Anyhow thanks everyone...Maybe someday I will be a princess!!! Til then I will get a lil plastic crown and make believe :P Muahzzzzzzzzzzzzz heres the link

It's Always The Coldest When You're Alone
Frightened But that goes without showing Something inside Feels like it’s growing I’m scared as can be Because i know for sure Since these feelings are growing inside of me You wont dare to look at me Confused But that is obviously seen Something inside Keeps me weak in the knees I have felt this before And I know for sure Since these thoughts are awaking inside of me You won’t dare to look at me And no one will believe it until it’s said in stone, But it’s always the coldest when you are alone So give me your blanket a kiss on the cheek just give me a jacket you know that I’m weak do something to show there’s something in you Because I don’t know If you feel for me too It’s crazy How I can’t hide my pain Something inside Keeps the hook in my brain Is there something I’m missing Something you can insure I know these dreams inside of me Will make you turn away from me Insanity Hold back my complaints Something inside Wants me to break this chai

Bored And Yeah
70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 01. Initials: tar 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: i knew one person...she tried killing herself when we was at school...never heard from her again...oh...she jumped off a three story building...survived, got up and walk back up to the second story to get our friend to help her...fucked up 03. Last thing you ate: bbq chicken...last night....it was goooooood 04. For or against same sex marriage: for...who gives a fuck....aint buggin me 05. I say Shotgun! You say?: BOOM! 06. Last person you hugged?: no clue...been a while 07. Do you believe in God?: something... 08. How many U.S states have you been to?: thirty three 09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: deuce 10. Ever lived outside of the US: nope...well there was that one time when i was on the run from the law....and the time i met those aliens 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: nothing except the color of my hair 12. Som

Wear The Pants
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says, "Jack let me tell you something. On my Wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and I said, here try these on." So she did and said, "These just don't fit." So I replied, "...Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will. Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "These just won't fit." So Jacks says,"Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here you try on mine. So he does and says, "I can't get into these." So Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will." ========

Thoughts On Love
During our years on this world, each of us comes to love several people in different ways: Flirts and passions, good loves and bad ones, moments that fill our hearts to their brim with happiness and others that throw ourselves into the pits of despair. There comes a moment though, when we suddenly realize we have found that one special person, the one whom our heart really belongs to. There is no way to predict how this will happen or when, just all of a sudden this person is here, in front of our eyes like a revelation. When you find that special person, treasure him/her in your heart with all your strength; it doesn't matter if there are problems, it doesn't matter if your feelings are not corresponded, do whatever you can for this special one, for even if you will never have a chance to fulfill your dreams, even if he/she will belong to someone else for some twist of fate, still the treasure that you will bring inside your heart will be the only thing that will be able to bring y

Bitches....
i post a reasonably decent art photo, i mean it's not brilliant but nice and what do i get 2 comments(those 2 comments i appreciate deeply) but fuck if i post a pic of mu dick i'l get 30 hits by a blink.... blah...

Stages
12-8-05 Stages By: Travis Smith *Just as a note, this could be interpreted from a female perspective too if you rearrange it a little for the girl's part.* When the son come out He first meets the world New things surround him With only the familiars being his parents The boy then grows Goes through school He develops into a man There are new things to find The man searches for purpose Only to find joy, trouble, and pain The man finds a woman The become one and create new life Ups and downs, highs and lows They wonder together in the world Parents become feeble and pass on The boy who becomes a man weeps Man's children grow up, move away Leaving two and does as before Couple becomes old Soon passes and leaves only fond memories behind