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Ngày Xưa...
Ngày xưa em cắt tóc thề Biết rằng em sẽ không về cùng anh Tình yêu dù có mong manh Nhưng nguyền thề sẽ yêu anh trọn đời Quê hương , phận nước, phận người...

My Top Tips
DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead. CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p*ss before the film starts. RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place. DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains. MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again. BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one

No More
my feelings will be the death of me when there is no more left of me call it a hopeless destiny I gave my love obsessivly drownding myself in hennesy my suicidal tendancy swallow it down aggressivley and let it get the best of me

Let Me Hold You In My Arms
Let Me Hold You In My Arms by RedyFrLuv (redbrs17214@fubar.com) My heart beats for just you my love hear it calling to you in the night to fill your heart with pure delight a sweet song of joy sent from above. Let me take you in my arms tonight hold you close and dance so slow we move together in the candlelight I whisper words of love to let you know. You mean more than the world to me This is what we've been waiting for a time of healing love and joy so sweet a place where we can be as complete. Let me hold you into my arms tonight press you close and dance so slow we move together in the pale moonlight I belong with you love I'll never let you go.

Idfk
why do i cry everytime i hear his name? why dont the fucking pills seem to make everything go away? when will the madness stop? when will everything be okay? the thoughts of everything i had good...are gone. lost. forever. why am i like this? why does it have to hurt? people are probably thinking im like this for the attention. im not. the pain is real. its killing me slowly, day by day. im tired of the bullshit lies. is this just a dream, and when i wake up....everything will be fine? you might think im happy....but im not gonna be okay.

Lifestyle Is A Learning Experience
This True & Proper Master JerryVG2 has experiences beyond most males and most humans for that matter *winks* It speaks volumes to the submissive as I answer from these experiences only and I never use quotes nor lessons from other sources outside of My Own Truth. This Master is by title: "Master of the Collage Arts - Feminine Eroticism" and this adds to what I actually offer to newly accepted submissives as what I refer to them as "My Next Canvas" The submissive will be trained online in the early beginning of our relationship. Also read through My profile where you will find deeper and more informative details as to how to go about discussing yourself and these opportunities I shall present to you. The submissive needs to please their Master and when they are unawares of why they hunger so often it becomes disturbing. Many partners in your Life? Nobody feels right to you. Submissive takes time and effort yet it is with these Supreme Guidances by the Ways of this True & Proper Ma

Why Guys Cry
Why Guys Cry Body: Guys cry because : 1. Girls screw them over. 2. They just got hit in the balls. 3. They're about to die. 4. Their heart is broken. 5. Because they are true men. GIRLS: If you see a guy crying, hug him close and hold him up as he gets over the pain of getting kicked in the nuts. Tell him he's not going to die, and if he's crying over a girl, hug him && kiss him and let him know you won't screw him over and break his heart like the last girl did. Guys just want to know that our girls will be there for us to support us when we need them and help us get our mind off the pain of heartbreak, getting kicked in the balls, and knowing we're going to die. Girls cry because : 1. They're sad. 2. They're scared. 3. They're nervous. 4. They're frustrated. 5. They're missing someone. 6. They're alone. 7. They're PMSing. 8. They're pregnant. 9. Their heart is broken. 10. They're in love. 11. Their souls have been torn. 12. They met a boy they can't have.

Show My Friend Snakeman Lots Of Love
show him there are good friends to meet plz his bulletion on how he has been treated Hi to all :: I was gunna put this into a blog but im soo pissed now i want to take my self . im sick and tired of people naggin me about my snakes and how old I am on this site there are alot of women in this world who like younger and older and vise a versa too . I do nothin but respect each and every 1 of you and every time I rate dont you get a nice comment from me no matter what the pic is?? every sence i been here I have been nagged about my age and my pets im sorry I cant change my age and as for the pets and going into next yr I will have over 100 snakes why does that bother people ?? there are people out there with worse pets then that and I dont say nothin about it and I never will either.. thank you for viewing this but im thinkin hard about this... Jay bmxer@ fubar

Need Some Help!
NEED HELP! CLICK THE BANNER, SIGN UP, AND VERIFY THE EMAIL CODE. AND WHEN DONE SEND ME A MESSAGE TELLING ME WHAT YOUR USER NAME IS ON THERE, AND GET 100 FUBAR BUCKS! YOU DONT HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME, IM IN A RACE TO BE THE 1ST TO GET 10 PEOPLE TO JOIN. SO FIRST 10 TO JOIN GET THE BUCKS. PLEASE HELP ME (DJ DEVIL WITCH AKA ADOPT A SOLDIER)OUT

Horoscope
Daily Horoscope: Virgo For October 28,2007 Your mind is in overdrive right now and you won't waste a moment trying to figure things out -- because it should all be plain as day. Have patience with lesser mortals -- you may need to explain a few things. Not quite on target... I really do not feel like thinking so hard today... *blah* I need some mindless entertainment.

Are You A Lip Lover?
Hey guys...please go show some luv to this guy...he will show it in return. Rate him and comment him...every little bit helps. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1027945&albumid=620008&i=3224911995

I Hate New England!!
God how I hate the New England Patriots!! Someone tell me where the sportmanship is when you have the game well in hand (38-0) with 9:20 left in the game and you run up the score with two more touchdowns?!? WTF?!? I want to know why Washington was called with holding penalties all day when New England didn't get one and don't tell me that they weren't becaus the were...how Washington was called for offensive pass interference when Randy Moss pushed off a defender to score a TD?!? WTF?!? And don't get me started about the hated Red Sox!! Someone please tell me why players like Bonds are scrutinized for steriod use when there are two in Bean Town (Ortiz and Ramirez) who should be tested... GO COLTS!! KNOCK BRADY ON HIS ARROGANT ASS A FEW TIMES!!

Finish The Sentence
1. I love...GOATSE 2. Right now I want... To burn a house down and smoke some meth 3. I feel like...Flinging Poo 4. I hate it when.. People dont tell you things that you KNOW are happening 5. I fear...The Sausage 6. I'm lonely without...A Purpose 7. I need...to get laid 8. Today I...Wishing i had something for my Birthday. Namely Meth. 9. Tomorrow I.... doing the same thing i do every night 10. I just...Looked in a cabinet and seen meece Feces 11. I want to meet...Richard Gere 12. I'm hungry for...Meth 13. I love it when...My Brain Stops Thinking 14. I'm afraid of... being hurt again..*Arent we all, truthfully?* 15. I'm listening to...Eh...nothing. commercials 16. I'm wearing...clothes..lol 17. I wish I was in..The closet smoking meth 18. I'm craving.. Meth 19. I want to get...A LOT OF METH 20. I can...Do t3h Voodoo 21. I can't...Not kill before i die 22. I have...Wondered Why the fuck im reading messages on myspace. 23. I haven't...Fapped in 2 hours 24. I'm ner

Photo Update !
Happy Monday I hope you had a great weekend and your week has kicked off well. I've added some new photo's to my 'stuff made by me' and 'risque pics' albums. Please stop by my page and show some love. Enjoy ! Love Lin xx

The Fine Line
It changed, did you feel it? The sound of silence, it has changed. Its more painful to hear. The heaviness is back, and still i don't hear the reason for the change. The tingle between my shoulders has returned, causing a keener awareness. Now my stomach joins my senses in the deeper growing silence as it becomes almost ugly. Still no sounds can be heard. There it is again, did you feel it? The deepest silence has returned. Ugly, hated, vicious in its pursuit of whats left of me. The silence proclaims...He's Angry, as he enters the room.

Ever Meet A Lying Irish Prick? I Have...
Words such as "I love you", "I miss you so much", "You mean so much to me", "You have become so important in my life", "You gave me my confidence back", "I never want to hurt you", "I don't care about age", "I can't wait to cuddle with you on the couch", "I'll never be able to watch 'The Big Lebowski' the same again", "You are the first person to make me feel like me again" all mean shit. They're not worth the saliva that Irish prick needed in order to say them. They were all lies said by my then boyfriend so that he could feel better about himself. He was in such a messy state in his life, and I came along and somehow helped him through something. He's still a mess, though. Because he has no idea how to act. He's unfeeling and cold. Possibly the most callous guy I've ever been involved with after the fact. Don't believe the hype surrounding this guy...I fell for it too. I fell for it in a huge way. I loved him. Only to be cast aside when he found someone else. No matter w

October 30, 2007
Your energy levels could swing from zero to the max almost immediately -- and then right back again! Make sure that you use it while you've got it, because when it's gone, it's not coming back for a day or two.

Ddc Please Read
I need for all new and old memebers to send a current picture to ladymystic11780@yahoo.com. She is remaking the member tags. We are not using the old ones. Now if she has already made yours then thanks. She needs a current picture, name you want used, age, and location that you are in! Thanks! Ice

I Laughed... A Lot...
Can men really experience multiple orgasms? In short, yes. But for men, it's more of a technique than a genuine capability. Here's how it works: All men reach "ejaculatory inevitability" during the process of sexual arousal, the point of no return, in which they are going to orgasm no matter what. But if a guy is very self-aware and attuned to his level of arousal, he can bring himself close to that point and experience some of the pleasurable involuntary contractions of orgasm without fully climaxing...as long as he doesn't ejaculate. These orgasmic contractions can occur over and over, almost continuously, until he ejaculates. And then, his orgasm will be really intense, due to the buildup of sexual muscular tension. Even though male multiple orgasms are possible, it takes time and practice to perfect the technique. But you can help your guy become multiorgasmic — and score major great-girlfriend points in the process — by employing the "squeeze and at ease" strategy (which

Weekend Of Oct 26 And 27
On friday night myself and Devin Lee won the TWA Tag team belts and became the first team to ever hold the PCW, SWE and TWA tag belts all at the same time. Then saturday night i wrestled at a place where i said i would never step foot into. Myself and Devin won our match there aswell. ok just really wanted to type something so i did....lol....later everyone

I Am
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a

Grown Women Vs Girls
........Grown Women.... --Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. --GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in. --Girls want to control the man in their life. --GROWN WOMEN know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. --Girls check you for not calling them. --GROWN WOMEN are too busy to realize you hadn't. --Girls are afraid to be alone. --GROWN WOMEN revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. --Girls ignore the good guys. --GROWN WOMEN ignore the bad guys. --Girls make you come home. --GROWN WOMEN make you want to come home. --Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. --GROWN WOMEN know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. --Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (I.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). --GROWN WOMEN realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more specia

Help, I Wanna Level
Hey gang, I am in a leveling list and I would love your help, thought I would copy and paste the link here of the list of ones leveling but I would love to have your help, thank you. http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3723654464 Please click that link or copy it into your browser and paste it there. Please, I really could use the help of comment bombs from my friends/family/fans, please do this comment bombing on my pic, thanks.

A Webcam/digital Cam
Alright I've heard alot of people asking me that I need a digital camera or a webcam so that I can take a salute picture. I agree but I dont have alot of money. I'm a college freshman and I have to pay for my books for my classes, food to eat and that doesnt leave me with alot of money to spare when I dont have alot of money to start with. My mom is a single mother, worked 2 jobs most of my life to give me the simple things, I didnt come from a rich family, I dont have a dad, I mean I do, but I dont know who he is. My mom had a one night stand, yadda yadda yadda (another story) anyways she can barely afford to take care of herself and yet if it wasn't for scholarships and pell grants I wouldnt be able to attend college and make a better life for myself and my mom when I get out of college. I dont have alot of money so please understand my situation, more important things in my life then a webcam or digital camera. If you dont understand oh well I can't stop you, but for those

October 31, 2007
Your matter-of-fact attitude is perfect for the day's activities. Make sure that you are handling the most important stuff and not just the tasks that are on the top of your to-do list for some reason.

Ghoul Morning, A Missive Fit For Halloween...
Happy Halloween and a Ghoul Morning too ya… It looks like that kind of night that will find her prowling the Great Lakes Region. Some say she is not real but others know she is… The thought always circles the minds of Captains and Sailors as they embark on any voyage through the great lakes, will she appear? Is she out tonight? Will the last wave I cross be the last wave I cross… There is a legend that many sailors of the Great Lakes fear Since the beginning of time…many a vessel lost their crew, their cargo and their lives… It’s the legend of the Storm Hag. She lurks below the surface of the lake near Presque Isle, her lithe form forever swimming through the weeds and the mire. Pale and green of skin, her yellow eyes shine luminously in the dark, and her thin long arms wrap themselves around the unwary, while foul-green pointed teeth sink into soft flesh and sharp nails at the end of long bony fingers stroke you into the deepest sleep there is. She is called by many names, but to s

I Am Free.
I am that evil that you hate because I love more then you, I am that caged Beast set free because I’m just too pretty I am that weirdo in the corner to shy to Speak because I’m so proud, I am that Poison of the mind that feels so good I am that razor to your wrist because You don’t see what I see, I am that Lonely soldier in the middle of a pointless War because I wont kill for YOU, I am That free spirit in the wind, the heart That is lifted so I can sing, the scientist That cures your disease of hate, I am Free to this world free in this world Free for this world.

Happy Halloweenie!!
So for the safety of all during halloween... click the freakin link!!!:D I swear nothing will jump out at you or anything of that nature...pinky promise!! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/1224

I Really Think I Relate More To Her Songs Than Anyones....
Sick of circling the same road Sick of bearing the guilt So open the windows to cool off And heat pours in instead Perfect in weakness I'm only perfect in just your strength alone All my efforts to clean me Leave me putrid and filthy And how can you look at me When I can't stand myself I'm tired to be honest I'm nobody Perfect in weakness I'm only perfect in just your strength alone Perfect in weakness I'm only running in just your strength alone I tried to kill you You tried to save me You save me You save me You save me You save me Perfect in weakness I'm only perfect in just your strength alone Perfect in weakness I'm only running in just your strength alone

Love You To Death.... My Fav Song By Them
In her place one hundred candles burning As salty sweat drips from her breast Her hips move and I can feel what theyre saying, swaying They say the beast inside of mes gonna get ya, get ya,get... Black lipstick stains her class of red wine I am your servant, may I light your cigarette? Those lips smooth, yeah I can feel what youre saying, praying They say the beast inside of mes gonna get ya, get ya, get... I beg to serve, your wish is my law Now close those eyes and let me love you to death Shall I prove I mean what Im saying, begging I say the beast inside of mes gonna get ya, get ya, get.. Let me love you too Let me love you to death Hey am I good enough for you? Hey am I good enough for you? Am i? Am i? Am I good enough For you?

Online Arguments... Yikers!
.::Master Jerry's Detailed Submissive Information::. * Master Jerry trains all sluts & slaves* PLEASE READ THIS STATEMENT BEFORE PROCEEDING! This True & Proper Master JerryVG2 is here to discuss with everybody online here on fubar who visit My pages and have curiosities or perhaps interests in this Lifestyle. The visitor is SEEKING ME!!! I do not search nor seek out anybody online. I make Myself available to all visitors and I will use shout box exchanges to talk further with anybody here. If you are interested but not aware of My Ways, My Terms, or My Lifestyle, then you shall ask this Master questions and refrain all criticisms. I do not request advice. I am not learning here. I am The Teacher. This online kid's game of arguments is never a good thing. I block everybody immediately as soon as a tiny hint begins that you are one of these kids who somehow convinced an adult to buy you a computer for your school work yet you do not attend school. These wasted efforts is n

Happy Halloween!
Wanted to say HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all my friends, family, and fans. Hope everyone is having a frightfully-fun night, even though I'm home alone and bored. Stay safe tonight, don't drink too much, and watch out for little trick-or-treaters. And remember to CHECK THE CANDY!!

Me
My Ponders 1. Knowing how to talk well get u places, knowing how to flirt gets you places.......and laid. 2. Are you looking for mr/mrs right? Stop it! It's like watching and waiting for water to boil, just when you see a bubble it stops or blows up in your face. 3. Life may suck but with out it you would be dead, and that doesn't sound like much either, does it? 4. In all situations, hope for the best, however never forget that the worse could happen, but don't drive for the worse unconsciously, cause that's what you'll get. 5. It's only work if you don't want to be going it or you want to be somewhere else. 6. Life is only cruel....if you look at it that way 7. Don't drown yourself with the past and keep your head up, on your way into the future 8. Peple say,"Be yourself" and for some people that is the hardest thing to do cause they don't know who that person is.

N.a.p.rule..
1.THIS IS A DRAMA FREE FAMILY. ANY VIOLATION OF THIS WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL AND A BULLITEN WILL BE POSTED AS TO WHY. 2.THIS IS A LEVELING FAMILY. EACH WEEK A BULLITEN WILL BE POSTED AS TO WHAT MEMBERS NEED OUR HELP IN LEVELING THEM TO MOVE THEM TO THE NEXT LEVEL. EVERYONE MUST HELP THE PEOPLE ON THE BULLITEN AND SHOW THEM AS MUCH LOVE AS WE CAN. THIS IS FOR THEM NOT OURSELVES.WE WILL BE CHECKING PAGES PERIODICALLY TO SEE THAT THIS IS BEING FOLLOWED. 3.EVERY MEMBER MUST CARRY THE NATIVE PRIDE LOGO ON THE FRONT OF THEIR PAGE WHICH IS DISPLAYED ON THE HOMEPAGE IN THE FOLDERS MARKED N.A.P. TAGS. 4.YOU MUST HAVE THE NAME N.A.P DISPLAYED SOMEWHERE IN YOUR NAME. OR NATIVE AMERICAN PRIDE IT IS UP TO YOU.THIS MUST STAY ON YOUR PROFILE AT ALL TIMES. 5.YOU MUST ADD/FAN/RATE ALL MEMBERS. 6.IF YOU HOLD A POSITON YOU MUST HONOR THE N.A.P GUIDELINES,POSTIONS WILL BE GIVEN TO PEOPLE OF OUR CHOICE. 7. WE WELCOME ALL PEOPLE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE O

Help Save The Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COME ON EVERYONE. LETS SHOW THE GHOST RIDER A LITTLE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT. HE NEEDS 11,4OO COMMENTS TO WIN HIS 3 MONTH V.I.P, SO HIT THE LINK BELOW AND COME JOIN THE CREEPY FUN. HIT THE GOOD FELLOW AS HARD AS YOU CAN. I KNOW YOU ALL CAN DO IT. Fire My Words

Love Is Magic...
LOVE IS LIKE MAGIC AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE, FOR LOVE STILL REMAINS LIFE'S SWEET MYSTERY! LOVE WORKS IN WAYS THAT ARE WONDROUS AND STRANGE AND THERE'S NOTHING IN LIFE THAT LOVE CANNOT CHANGE!... LOVE CAN TRANSFORM THE MOST COMMONPLACE INTO BEAUTY AND SPLENDOR AND SWEETNESS AND GRACE!... LOVE IS UNSELFISH, UNDERSTANDING AND KIND, FOR IT SEES WITH ITS HEART AND NOT WITH ITS MIND! LOVE IS THE ANSWER THAT EVERYONE SEEKS- LOVE IS THE LANGUAGE THAT EVERY HEART SPEAKS-... LOVE CAN'T BE BOUGHT, IT IS PRICELESS AND FREE, LOVE LIKE PURE MAGIC IS A SWEET MYSTERY! AND I JUST LOVE BEING IN LOVE. LOL

Im So Scared 4 My Mom :(-
Back in 1989 my Dad was diagnosed with lung cancer he was 59. He had his rt lung removed. He has had problems but he is almost 20 yrs post-op with NO signs of CANCER. Now, my mom has lost wt., having SOB, & uncontrolable coughing. She went 2 have a bronchoscope & biopsy done, turned out she has a tumor in her right lung in her bronchial tube!!!! Im scared 2 death, Its hard tryin not 2 le my kids know how scared Im 4 my mom. Shes goin 2 b 73 next month, if she has 2 have radiation, chemotherapy or surgery I dont know how its going 2 affect her. My sister is very worried also, If mom gets sick whos gonna take care of our father??? Hes 77 yrs old!!! He wont b able 2 take care of out mother. My sister & I will do wat we can since we live closer than our other siblings. But Im so scared something is gonna happen 2 her. Im not ready 4 her or dad 2 b in ill health I know they r getting older but I want them 2 c my youngest daughter graduate high school!!! That is their youngest grandchild but

Light And Luscious Pumpkin Pie
Ingredients * 1 recipe Oil Pastry (see recipe below) * 1 15-ounce can pumpkin * 1/3 cup sugar or sugar substitute* equivalent to 1/3 cup sugar * 2 tablespoons honey * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger * 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg * 1/2 cup refrigerated or frozen egg product, thawed, or 2 eggs, slightly beaten * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 3/4 cup evaporated fat-free milk * Frozen light whipped dessert topping, thawed (optional) Directions 1. Preheat oven to 450 degree F. Prepare Oil Pastry. On a well-floured surface, use your hands to slightly flatten dough. Roll dough from center to edge into a circle about 12 inches in diameter. To transfer pastry, wrap it around the rolling pin. Unroll pastry into a 9-inch pie plate. Ease pastry into pie plate, being careful not to stretch pastry. Trim pastry to 1/2 inch beyond edge of pie plate. Fold under extra pastry. Flute or crimp edge as desired. Do not p

Scientists Kill Oldest Living Animal
British marine biologists have found what may be the oldest living animal — that is, until they killed it. The team from Bangor University in Wales was dredging the waters north of Iceland as part of routine research when the unfortunate specimen, belonging to the clam species Arctica islandica, commonly known as the ocean quahog, was hauled up from waters 250 feet deep. Only after researchers cut through its shell, which made it more of an ex-clam, and counted its growth rings did they realize how old it had been — between 405 and 410 years old. Another clam of the same species had been verified at 220 years old, and a third may have lived 374 years. But this most recent clam was the oldest yet. "Its death is an unfortunate aspect of this work, but we hope to derive lots of information from it," postdoctoral scientist Al Wanamaker told London's Guardian newspaper. "For our work, it's a bonus, but it wasn't good for this particular animal."

Wish Me Luck!!
Today is the day that I find out if my son is going to have to have surgery.. A few months ago they found a mass on his adrenal gland. Been having all sorts of tests ran for over a month. So today is it.. We find out what is going to happen.. He is only 12 years old and full of life. Wish me luck!!

Where I Am Now..
Hi everybody, As some of you know, I'm very rarely to be seen online on my page these days. But I'm not gone, I'm just utilising a new page that Poo & I have started.. so f you want to find me, click this pic, come by (chances are one or both of us will be there) & feel free to add us.. I miss you guys.. but sharing a site with Lysa (Poo) just makes more sense foe both of us these days. Cheers, Staz

And The Plot Thickens
ok, so...after having my ex's profile deleted from myspace for harrassment, i get contacted by someone claiming to be an ex girlfriend of his who hangs out still mutual friends from when they were together and is still pisedi guess cause he cheated on her with the chick hes now married to. "she" claims that one night when her and some friends were out at the bar one of them let it slip that he found me on myspace and was commenting on how he was harassing me. I am like wtf, ok.is this my ex fucking with me posing as someone else ( cause it sounds like something he is capable of) or is this person for real. Either way, I am not a happy camper about it in the least, leme tell u what! It all seems to be a bit convienient, but I am gonna see where this goes, cause I am tired of it! I am not normally a hatefull person, but my ex is one person that if it werent for the fact gave me a beautiful son...is a total waste of human space! I think thats the ONLY good thing he has ever contributed to

Pic Rates
Ok people, listen up, this is frustrating and a pet peve of meve of mine, not to be mean or anything, I am tired of people just rating a couple of pics of mine or just one, if you do not wanna rate them, don't rate them at all, come on, I help people rate there pics, I don't get the favor back, it pisses me off, so if you don't rate my pics at all, then delete me, enough said. I am sick and tired of people only rating my pics only 2-4 of them, its really irritating, if you are gonna rate some, then don't rate me at all. If you do not like what I say block me then, its really pissing me off so knock it off please.

Are You Excited Or Scared?
When new challenges and opportunities show up in our lives, we may diagnose ourselves as feeling scared when what we really feel is excited. Often we have not been taught how to welcome the thrill of a new opportunity, and so we opt to back off, indulging our anxiety instead of awakening our courage. One way to inspire ourselves to embrace the opportunities that come our way is to look more deeply into our feelings and see that butterflies in our stomach or a rapidly beating heart are not necessarily a sign that we are afraid. Those very same feelings can be translated as excitement, curiosity, passion, and even love. There is nothing wrong with being afraid as long as we do not let it stop us from doing the things that excite us. Most of us assume that brave people are fearless, but the truth is that they are simply more comfortable with fear because they face it on a regular basis. The more we do this, the more we feel excitement in the face of challenges rather than anxiety. The

A 'whole' In My Heart
sitting here today, i feel a piece of my heart is missing i ache to feel her embrace the look in her eyes as she looks up into mine, and mirrors the reflection of my love for her the feeliing she gives me as if a warm and furry blanket is being wrapped around my soul three more hours and my heart will be whole once more she will wrap her arms around me and tell me she loves me i will squeeze her tighter letting her know i feel the same only then will the piece that is missing be returned to me only to be taken once again the following day when i will ache some more

A Humbling Experience
I think I can honestly say I have experience the worst week of my life and I have had some shitty experiences....My oldest son had cancer as a small child and that was a harrowing experience...also lost a business during that difficult time... Then seven years ago my husband was killed in an accident...doesn't get much shittier than that...well yes it does acutally...When faced with ones own mortality.. I've shared with my friends my summer and being diagnosed with breast cancer and the tests and surgeries that follow...My type of cancer is pretty crappy and very aggressive...12 of 17 lymph nodes were affected...I haven't heard anyone with as many as that...I've heard 3, 5 and that is about it... Well on the 24th I went to our cancer clinic in Surrey BC expecting to hear from the oncologist that they had created a chemo cocktail for me....that might likey be for about six months... NOT SO....instead I was told that its a very very aggressive cancer and I would need several te

For Our Injured Veterans For The Holidays
This was forwarded by a friend This is another great opportunity to show this generation of Vets just how much they are appreciated. This past weekend I saw a young Marine in a wheelchair that could just barely communicate. I would say that was in his early twenties. Although sad, it was not important that he could talk but more important that he understood how much we appreciated his sacrifice. There isn't a Politician that can measure up to this man's service. I thanked him and just barely understood that he thanked me as well .... God Bless our Vets. I have the address to reach this young man and so many more like him but will only give it to those I know love and support them as I do,these men and women DO NOT NEED HATE MAIL.If you'd like it please send me a message.

Boyfriend Application
Someone sent this to me, i thought it was worth reposting.. :) BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Do you drink/smoke? 2. Do you like the rain? 4. If so...would you play in it with me? 5. Do you like movies? 6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my neck? 10. Do you play any sports? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother? 13. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on you? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, prick)? 17. Would you give me a kiss just because? 18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me? 19. Would u take me home to meet your parents? 20. Would u have sex with me? 21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it? 22. Would yo

Niagara Falls
I agreed to take a road trip a few months back... Let's just begin by saying that we were initially going to Washington state, then changed plans to drive to Michigan,then Minnesota, how we ended up in Buffalo, New York is more of a novella than a blog...so here we are... The van ride wasn't bad at all, we lovingly refer to the van as the "Roll Crib." It's comfortable, spacious, and I had the whole back to myself. John drove - Len navigated...I did whatever I felt like. My idea of a great trip! We arrived in Niagara Falls around noon on Saturday. It was overcast and cold - had to break out the mittens and scarf! Today (Sunday) has been fairly sunny (but still flippin cold). We did walk across the bridge to Canada...Len and I could have gone in, but John is a bad boy - they denied him access (funny story about an altercation with an officer in 1994). What can you do? We walked back to the good old USA! Hope all is well with you and those you love! Me

Heart-alone
I hear the ticking of the clock I'm lying here the room's pitch dark I wonder where you are tonight No answer on the telephone And the night goes by so very slow Oh I hope that it won't end though Alone CHORUS: Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you And now it chills me to the bone How do I get you alone How do I get you alone You don't know how long I have wanted To touch your lips and hold you tight You don't know how long I have waited You don't know how long I have waited And I was gonna tell you tonight But the secret is still my own And my love for you is still unknown Alone CHORUS How do I get you alone How do I get you alone Alone, alone ------------------------------ Ya gotta give it 119% Ya gotta have balls of steel Most of all Ya gotta have...HEART!

Why Are Our Schools Hiring Teens To Teach Teens?
ok there is a reason for the title locally here a 19 year old cheer leading coach took some topless photos of herself and a 15 year old, now i ask this are our schools that they have to hire teens to teach the teens in high school, when did it become standing practice to hire 19 year olds that are still in the growing up part of life. the teacher could face a long time in jail now and be classified as a sexual predator and she would no longer be able to teach or be around kids for the rest of her life. there is also another teacher at the same school who is in on what is going on with the teacher that took the pic he is the assistant football coach and the house the he lived in was where the pics was taken, he has since moved out of it and is in hiding and is part of the investigation in to what was going on and what not. p.s. i am debating on whether or not to post a link to the pic, both uncensored and censored, i will have to think on it. i dont want to get in to any kinda

Stupid F'n Pervs #1
that album marked private....but clearly marked NOT NAKED...is private for a reason. it is my son. he is my life. he is the most important thing in this entire world. he is my everything. i do not share him with random pervs on fubar. you have to earn that privilege. good start is spending enough time to glance at my profile, where it also clearly says they're not cheap thrills...next step is not being a creep and asking to see my "private pics, baby"...if you want to put your naked self on here, more power to you...but i NEVER WILL....so stop asking....if i want you to see them, i will allow you to...but not everyone on here is looking for free porn or a cheap lay...some of us have standards and morals and respect for ourselves and others...and have pictures of our child because some of our friends CARE ABOUT THE PERSON...not the goods...so thank you and goodnight tay

9 Words Women Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it's a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer

What Age Do You Act?
You Are 31 Years Old Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.What Age Do You Act?

Men Are Jerks
just need to vent a little bit.. im wanting to know why men have to be such jerks.. men lately seem to have all kinds of excuses.. they get you all hyped up then drop ya.. they also say they will call ya and they dont or if they do they dont say much.. they dont talk only for just a few minutes.. if you know who im talking about then no hard feelings toward ya.. like i said just needed to let it out...

Best Of The Best
i the owner of I.L.I. has started a best of the best tattoo contest INK TATTOO HAS STARTED A FILE CALLED THE BEST OF THE BEST....IF YOU ARE TATTOOED AND YOU WANT TO ENTER JUST SEND A PIC OF YOUR INK AND THE BEST RATING AND MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN (PRIZE 5,000 FUBUCKS) THIS CONTEST WILL RUN TILL THE END OF THE YEAR SO REPOST MAKE BLOGS GET MANY PEOPLE INTRESTED TO ENTER OR VEIW.....THIS IS HELD BY ME OWNER OF I.L.I. "I LOVE INK" WERE INKERS AND ARTIST JOIN TO SHARE IDEAS!!!! PLZ REPOST

Drinking With A Redneck.....
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

Re: 1000 Pledge To Donate To Ron Paul Veterans Day "money Bomb"
RE: 1000 Pledge To Donate To Ron Paul Veterans Day "Money Bomb" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 07 Nov 2007, 10:49 1000 Pledge To Donate To Ron Paul Veterans Day "Money Bomb" Close to 1000 people have pledged to donate $100 or more to the Ron Paul presidential campaign this Sunday in the latest online donation drive. Scheduled for Veterans Day, the drive marks the fact that more in the military have reportedly given to Ron Paul than any other candidate. http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/071107RonPaul.htm

Hello. My Name Is Michelle And I'm An Addict
So today I realized, I am having the most difficult time quitting smoking. This isn't like the other times I quite where I was able to quite cold turkey and stayed quit for years. Nope. This time it is harder. I had myself convinced that I could quit when I wanted to. Nope. I decided to take that first crucial step in admitting that I am addicted. "Hello...My name is Michelle and I am addicted to cigarettes." Yes..I know that line is supposed to be followed my something more severe like alchohol or drugs or something, but not for me. Ciggies are my weakness. The first step is admitting it and you all got to witness that. I think step 2 will be going out and buying the patch...and maybe the gum. I really wanna kick this damn habit this time. Anyways...so today I felt like a total rebal...a bonafide hardass. Yep...little old me a hardass and a rebel. Ha Ha. i was running late for my eye doctor appointment and got on the expressway and was up to 80 in no time. Stupid me flew past a

Free
Its said that if you love someone, you should set them free. I think to be set free, you have to love yourself. I cant love myself, I will never be free. How can I GIVE myself, when everything I am has been taken? The only thing thats left is pain, why cant you take that too? Please. Cuz all thats left is killing me. I dont want this anymore. I lift my head from my hands that palm the tears, Hoping to find what will calm my fears. The fears that this is all I will ever be. But continued destruction is all that I see. Whats the merit in being yourself if all you are is a monster? Whats the point of life, if youre only living to die? I cut so deep, but I can never get beneath the surface of the problem. For every ounce of blood that I seep from my legs, it only adds to the weight I carry on my shoulders. I once tried to give happiness a kiss and she sped off and I havent seen her since, only to be left standing on the curb with sadness and agitation...and those two have

Speed Dial Numbers For Men?
Good Morning and hey there how ya doing? Oh this has to be a find. I mean it’s a find for we men… It’s located under the Tab “ ALSO on MSN left hand side of the msn home page. The little blurb and I say little because of all the people this will reach most of them are women and they are going to say…OK Tim Taylor of Home Improvement time to visit Ms Prudie’s school of soft knocks. The article headline is: “10 Numbers every man should have on speed dial” however I do agree with some and those I will boldly highlight or * in front of and back for those fields that do not take highlighted print well. *(1) U.S. Department of State Bureau of Consular Affairs' Overseas Citizens Services* ( I agree) we American men sometimes feel the world is our playground, perhaps at home sometimes…overseas and abroad watch your butt! Or a butt one one’s choice which also could get you into another kind of trouble, so keep butt watching to a minimum or learn the not so subtle technique, but Their case off

Should Teachers Be Packing?
I'm not talking about packing their bags. I'm talking about packing heat, holstering a piece, carrying a gun. I believe I have a good reason to ask this kind of question. A few years ago I would have said that you would be nuts to even consider such a thing. I mean who would want educators acting like Billy the Kid in a classroom? At the time it seemed dangerous, stupid, and detracting from the whole point of education. Fast forward a few years. Since I was first in a lecture that posed that question, I have seen school shootings like Pearl Mississippi, Columbine, and Virgina Tech. Of course there have been several more but listing them all would be pointless; you get the point. Not only are kids settling scores OK Corral style. They are settling scores like this in schools and with people who have nothing to do with anything. Innocent bystanders are being shot while completely defenseless. Would a teacher with a gun be a preventative measure? I doubt it. I don'

Where Are All The Slutty Bisexual Girls?
This *is* a bar, after all. And looking around, it looks like the chances of finding girls who are into girls only are slim. Just like a real bar... All I want is a bit of exhibitionism with a decidedly lesbian slant. Is that so much to ask? Though I suppose it really shouldn't matter. Im not looking for love- I'm looking to look. Show me something.

Ransomed Shell
*Crying big tears* My lovely pink shell is being held hostage. I need 25,000 comments to get it back. Help me with the ransom?!? All help is greatly appreciated. After all, I'm feeling naked!!! Click me and leave love. Much love, hugs and kisses to all my friends!!! Don't forget to share a :D with someone today! Thanx!!! Here's what I used to look like (boo hoo *sniffle sniffle*)...

Talk But No Walk
Hmmm let's see.... Now this is not towards anyone. But I love how you can meet someone and it doesnt matter where either. And they can talk all this game and blow themselves up about how great they or what they can do, but when its times for them prove it one they cant or won't or second you can't get back I. Touch with them. And this can be about anything. I'm sure there are some of you that know what I'm talking about and can read between the lines. Again, this is not for anyo e person but for people in general.

Better Than An Angel
Looking into your eyes Soaring with you through the skies Watching you smile Stay around for a while Coming down on silver wing And with your voice so comforting Sent to rescue me you fly in To save me from the pain within Holding me within your sweet embrace Soothing me with such perfect grace In such agony I will call You came to save me from my fall Staring into your eyes I would kiss Your soft lips I'd come to miss Not letting you slip away You're more than perfect I'll say I cant believe I came this far Whithout knowing who you are With your body next to mine I'd be happy with this grand design Your scent would take over me Finding myself in unfamiliar territory I'd be in this wonderful fantasy Not ocurring to me I could always be this happy.

Realitty Bites
Close your eyes For you I have a surpise Hold out your hand I hope you understand In them I place my heart Hoping we will never part Open your beautiful eyes That is your surprise Realizing what I had done You gave me your heart so we could be one Smiling, We embrace Placing the others heart in its place Then I open wide my eyes And I soon realize It was all just a dream Nothing was as it would seem In reality I gave you my heart You grasped it in your hands, Tearing it apart Into a million and one little parts Playing with my emotions from the start I really loved you to the end Even now my love I do send But you turn your back and reject Leaving me behind with no respect

Photo Update
Happy Friday ! I have added more photo's to my 'animals', 'funnies with kids' and 'mythical/magical' albums. Please stop by and show lotsa love. I've also added stuff to the pictures and joke sections of my stash. Have an awesome weekend. Love Lin xx

Misery Business
I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top She's got a body like an hourglass it's ticking like a clock It's a matter of time before we all run out... When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth I waited eight long months She finally set him free I told him I can't lie, he was the only one for me Two weeks and we had caught on fire She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile Whoa... I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa... it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God does it feel so good 'Cause I got him where I want him now And if you could then you know you would 'Cause God it just feels so... It just feels so good Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change Once a whore, you're nothing more, I'm sorry that'll never change And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to, have exchanged I'm sorry

Sexual Taste In Me..
You whisper into my ear Sweet things that make me weak, Then you look into my eyes With your mysterious provocative gaze, Causing you to touch my skin To feel the burning of your flames, Caressing me with a love that is real, Then you kiss me... As I feel your wet eager lips Our hungry tongues indulging in their craving, To feel the poison... Of your blood boiling throughout your soul Sending electrify emotions Stimulating pure intoxication, As your hands flows over me; Touching every curve and every part of me... It seems I move my legs apart automatically, As you lift me on the mystical ride While my body you know I will guide, Just listen to our song Making love all night long, The flames of passion, desire and love Is taking control over us, You put your hands in my breast, As I feel a sensation so exciting, When you kiss my nipples with your eager lips Every time you do that, It gets more and more fulfilling Let me feel those sensations, As I feel yo

Fancy A Double Entendre? Ill Give You One...
Well folks, the day has finally come I never thought would happen...yes, its that fantastic! Our passports came today! Which means we can finally go on honeymoon to spain in december. Ok so it'll probably be as cold over there as it will be here in Scotland, but it'll be an experience and the first time Ive been abroad. Im planning my next holiday already, although I think that'll be to Greensboro, North Carolina for a friends get-together. Which reminds me i need to find out about that. Is it just me or is my blog getting crap? Or did it start crap and maintain that level? I need to go away and think about it I guess...

Gonna Leave Well Enough Alone
i just cant deal with it ya know....im not even gonna try to flirt or anything...i may even make all my pics totally private. i wasnt even trying to hurt friends or even thought it would hurt me to flirt...but guess what it did.... a friend started talking to me last night....seemed so sweet (he is) and the tonight too i flirt, but he likes someone else which is cool....and i know i would never be her...try to take him away from her...but i guess i was and i hurt 2 friends. in turn it hurt me to be told i would never be better than her.....i know that....im not better than anyone....i dont try to be...never will be... and these people that post on my pics "oh your beautiful" or "pretty" "hot" whatever...look i know im not all that and all it does is hurt whoever you are with or likes you .....and hurts me cause i know im not those thing and i start to believe i am...so i flirt and get hurt or hurt others.... my heart is to fragile right now so i am protecting it now....im buildin

Sweet Goodbyes
In the start of this, you were the only one for me. Making me breathless, I rushed to what I could not see. You were my lover, you were my friend. My heart could never see, how the mind knew it would end. I held on so tight, hoping against all hope. Thinking thoughts of you, made life easy to cope. You told me of forever, with deception on your lips. Giving me what I needed, while thrusting your hips. The passion was hot, and out of control. But when that all faded, it took its sweet toil. How could you lie to me, with such a careless ease. No matter what you said, those lies could never appease. You found forgiveness for your lies, in the arms of a stranger. She'd told you what you wanted, seducing you with her danger. I've since then moved on, to a better life it seems. To a very special man, that treats me like a queen. I've found forever again, deep within his arms. Not needing my lost Teddy Bear, to save me from all harm.

If You Love History, You Will Appreciate These Old Photos!
If you love history, you will appreciate these old photos!Unusual old pictures! Look closely at the pictures, they are soldiers and sailors. During the WW I years, Arthur S. Mole and John D. Thomas Made some incredible human pictures by using Thousands of sailors or soldiers in uniform to create the following images.

"grow Old With You" (my Fav)
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas, and right now we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first-class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers, and since we let our first-class passengers do pretty much whatever they want, here he is. [Robbie Hart (Singing):] I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is grow old with you I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace breaks Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you I'll miss you Kiss you Give you my coat when you are cold Need you Feed you Even let ya hold the remote control So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink I could be the man who grows ol

"lunchlady Land"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS "This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove Served some reheated salisbury steak With a little slice of love Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunchlady Land Well I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout I know you want seconds on the corndogs But there's no reason to shout Everybody gets enough food Down here in Lunchlady Land Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes And my breath reeks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true Clouds made of carrots and peas Mountains built of shepherds pie And rivers made of macaroni and cheese But don't forget to

Desire
Desire My skin craves your touch My body yearns to be near yours Close...is not close enough A desire so great it cannot be contained An electricity... A connection... A physical wanting... words can't express Souls that collide to become one An attraction beyond all time and reality

Take Me!
Feeling lost I have no one; wondering around this world with no purpose. Numb, scared of everything. Allowing myself no pleasure. Why should I? A barrier I don't want broken. My security My safety Who am I? All used up Every attempt to free myself DENIED! WHY? Why do I wake up? Just let me go. I won't be sadly missed, just another numbered tombstone. Boken mind Fake smiles Everyone lies I wanna die; be set free PLEASE LORD, COME TAKE ME

Reflections Of Myself
They say mirrors don't lie And what you see Is what you are But it's only a reflection Of what's on the outside. But what about the inside Where no one can see? No, a mirror can't reflect That part of me. It can't see my pain It can't see my fears It can't see my hopes It can't see my dreams. No, a mirror can't see That part of me It only sees the outside It only reflects the outside The grown up part of me.Only the part I allow you to see~~~

Tequila And Violins
are better than sleeping pills. Got some free tickets and dragged the girl to the philharmonic, accidentally an hour early last night. So we drank kiosk margaritas until it started and I along with quite a few elderly men nearby was nodding off as the second half had barely started. Had a really great time anyways and laughed the whole way home. I love her. Even if she looked nonplussed at my pilfering the old folks cough drops.

In Ink
I write in ink. I write in bold. Never in synch. I break the mold. I do not erase. My mistakes are clear. My demons are faced. It’s how I got here. I won’t be refrained by your vision of me, Or have my potential contained by uncertainty. There’s no time to cry, no room to unravel. For it is only I, who creates the road that I travel. With nothing hidden, without the shame, I can see the unwritten, break away from the pain. The ugly, the bad, let it be told. There’s no remorse to be had when the right path unfolds. So I write in ink. I write in bold. Never in synch. I break the mold. I do not erase. My mistakes are clear. My demons are faced. It’s how I got here.

Learn To Laugh
In today's world we all hear bad news everywhere we go. We hear it on the radio, watch it on T.V., read it in the newspaper. We also hear it from friends and loved ones. We don't really take time to look for positive news. News we can laugh at. We take almost everything so seriously, including ourselves, that we don't look for the humor in life. The little things that if we weren't so serious about things, we would find them funny. An example of this was something I did that just hit me funny. I was at a hayride with my wife and one of our granddaughters. While we were eating, I almost dumped my plate. Now, normally I would have been embarrassed, but all I could do was laugh.

Rate Game
whats the point of the rate game if i have to rate everyone a 10.sorry but your all not 10 to me i rate on what the pic looks like and if your the type of chick ide bang sorry but its true.so if got a pic of an eagle infront of a fucking flag or some lame jesus pic,angels,your old,have bad teeth.(most likely a 3)your getting what i give u take it and STFU!!!! we are all not tens in this world.stop getting mad at me because your parents were brother and sister.

Send Me An Angel
Send me an angel to dry my crimson tears Send me an angel to kiss away my fears Send me an angel to take away the knife To stop my cutting, to make everything all right Send me an angel to take away these pills To make the pain stop, and replace the way it feels Send me an angel to take the gun from my bed Just in case Im not afraid next time I put it to my head Send me an angel to stop these shaking hands An angel who will help me when I fall, to stand Send an angel to love me for better or for worse To make the pain disappear, even when everything hurts Send me an angel to put the smile back on my face

The Nomad
He pulls up to the house and parks, checking the address for the third time. He checks himself in the rearview mirror again before taking a deep breath and stepping into the street. The evening has turned cold after a mild day. The wind had died down but there is the smell of snow in the air now. His cock grows hard even as he is ascending the steps of the front porch. As he goes to knock he sees the note on the door commanding him to just, "Cum on in." He hesitates and looks back to his car parked there on the street before taking a deep breath and pushing the front door open. The lights inside are off but there are candles burning throwing just enough light to show her silhouetted against a doorway to another room off of what must be the living room. "Hello, lover," she whispers and then walks towards him. He backs into the door to push it closed behind him as she closes in on him. She brings her right hand up to his face as she kisses him, but he doesn't return it. She presses he

How Beautiful You Are!!!!!
You're the beauty of the stars And the beauty of a rose From your cute squinty smile To your little button nose No figure on earth Would dare challenge you Your beauty is untarnished From my point of view Long from now when you go to heaven All the angels will sing your name Wishing every second of the day That they could look the same No artist could capture Your beauty or your grace Your gorgeous flowing locks And your stunningly beautiful face So when you see a rose Or gaze upon the stars You'll know I see your beauty The most beautiful by far

Subject: Divorce
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far bet ter lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. Up to 80 "I want the car, too," he continues. 85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't th

Liz Pulliam Weston Bashing...
Good Morning happy day. I am back at work, why because it’s Tuesday I guess. No not why I am back at work why today is a Happy Day. Tuesday is one step closer to Friday and Friday is the start to the weekend yeah…. All together now yeah… Ok, be stuck in that I am not happy to be here rut…been there done that. It is no fun! Ok I will just move forward… Hey just who the hell is this Liz Pulliam Weston anyway? I believe I have critiqued her articles before. This week she is doing the Bah Humbug Christmas thingy. It has articles on re-gifting, a gift card is not a real gift and Holiday spending mistakes and you name it she can tell you how to do it correctly. Well Bah my humbug to that. First off gift cards are practical when you have no idea what a certain person wants or needs. I always think it is better to give then to receive a teddy pink leisure suit… That was meant to be Teddy-Bear pink not the nightwear version…however not everyone can don a pink article of clothing and make it say

Child Support Bullshit!!!
You know, I have been stewing on this for a very long time.... I have paid child support religiously for 18 years.... I have never been behind or late until now. I am behind because the family and I moved to Alaska to try something new, it did not work out and have returned to Iowa. While I was gone, I was not able to pay child support. My ex-wife, keeps throwing in my kids faces how she can not give them 5.00 here or 10.00 there for anything because I am not paying child support and she can not afford it.... Ok, so here is where I start bitching... This ankle (lower than a cunt) has 2 gym memberships, goes tanning, has a house full of exercise equipment, is buying a house and has a new car. I on the other hand, have to rent a house at a very cheap rate because it is owned by my brothers wifes family, own a used car and can no afford to put my kids in any kind of extra curricular activities. Now what really pisses me off about the system you ask... I paid just over 600.00 a

A Real Update From Iraq
Forget all the crap you see on TV and read in the newspapers, here is the real deal... From: Dill LtCol Jeffrey J (1/7 Bn Co) Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 3:45 PM Classification: UNCLASSIFIED Family, friends, and Fellow Marines, As promised, here is my first "update" from this tour in Iraq. I will try and get one of these out about every month. I hope this finds you all doing well. It has been a very fast moving month and a half as we moved the 1,000 Marines from 1/7 and literally tons of equipment and material half way around the world through Kuwait and eventually into Iraq. We have inventoried and signed for well over a hundred pieces of rolling stock, thousands of pieces of electronic equipment and computers, joined a few hundred more reinforcements to 1/7 (making us now "Task Force 1/7") and then we put everyone in their new positions, spreading us out over 500 square kilometers. Needless to say, the Marines of the First Team have been busy! Here is the million dollar

Untitled
A glass wall separates me from my site. So that the world teasingly dangles in front of me, Knowing that I can't touch it. Knowing that I only await waiting to Waiting for the tiger, clawing fervently underneath my skin to find an exit, to find freedom, but mostly, myself.

Praying
They said I would always have a home I can't go back I can't go home My life is too shattared No one can fix I swore I'd never do this again I'm trying to find something inside To ease my troubled mind And now here I am Praying for forgiveness I can see you Standing on the other side I try to move But become farther Baby, it's a heavy load I'm praying so hard for forgiveness That I might not get Digging deeper to find hope To lead me away I can't go back I can't go home.

Of Tears
the purest of thoughts lie with every drop caught between my fingers and those that have been caught between angels lips revealing inner truths quiet musings most of all the deepest hurts with the hope that soon, they will be all washed away from the recesses of this body that has yet to find its way

By: Sergeant Aaron M. Gilb
In my life, I have had wanted nothing more than what I now am, a Marine. A single 6-letter word that speaks volumes to multitudes. Just the name, Marine, carries pride, honor and courage. Many men join for many different reasons, but they all start off with the same goal along the way, to become a Marine. To be one of the few, the proud. Proud, pride, strength when united. Every background, every creed and every color. All come together under the same promise. The promise to protect this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. All who join have accepted this price, this calling. The price of having to leave all behind, to journey to a country where people hate you, and all you stand for. The American Dream, Martin Luther King Jr's Dream and the Dream of our Forefathers. This dream of freedom and the right to preserve it. And who is called upon to undertake this task, the United States Marines. We rise to the call to lay down our lives. We fight and die for the freedom tha

~ Fictional Memorys ~
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

" Sweet Sensational Bbw " (users 1244945)
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Bombing Needs
OUR NEEDS IS FULL FULL SUPPORT IF YOU WANT HELP IN A CONTEST YOU NEED TO HELP ON OTHER CONTESTS I USED MY FRIEND CARD LAST NIGHT AND IF WE DONT SHOW OUR SUPPORT AND THANKS BACK HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET IN A CONTEST AND GET HELP YOURSELF THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO DO SHOW SUPPORT.BUT IF I DONT SEE YOU HELPING OTHERS LIKE OUR MOTTO SAYS I WILL NOT BRING YOU HELP OR HELP YOU OUT SO REMEMBER THAT IF YOU WANT TO WIN .

Next Contest Coming Up Please All Members Read
Next Contest For the Sexiest Man or Woman Entered in this contest is…Obiwan ‘The Watcher Fu~Hubby to Padame ‘GeeGee’ and Captain of The Confederate Bombers. CONTEST STARTS NOVEMBER 17TH ENDS DECEMBER 1ST 1st Place 3 month vip or 1 month blast * First to reach 35,000 comments wins 2nd Place 7 day blast *First to 15,000 comments wins 3rd Place 3 day blast *First to 10,000 wins You can read more information on this contest at http://www.fubar.com/blog/153259/606800 More information will follow as soon as it is received.

I Can't Believe I Didn't Think Of This Myself!
THE LAW IS THE LAW! So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life. I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. Af

Going Back Into The Shadows
Just want to let everyone know, I may be gone a few days. I need to heal. I need to be loved on and it's not coming the way I had hoped. Rather than blow up, I choose to shut up. I need to be loved on BADLY and have been very quiet in asking but i have still asked and it hasn't happend. So I need to conserve what energy I have til I can recharge myself. If you know how to get a hold of me outside of fubar, you are welcome to do so. I am still out of balance in a major way. I tried to just let people know what I needed and still be there for people but the energy pull is too much for as unbalanced as i am right now. I am not upset with anyone, I just feel very much alone and i need to be loved on, i need some balance to be restored, I need some energy to be recharged. Anything........please.

9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there ha

Stupid Fucking People
OK< seriously... people... just for the record... this is my life... this is my body... my health, my choices... if you don't like them, FUCK OFF... i don't care.... ok... seriously... respect my choices... i don't come into your fucking lives and tell you what the fuck to do and how to run it, so dont "help me" or what the fuck ever you want to call it... i want your opinion... i'll fucking ask it... OK?? For fuck's sake...

You Are What You Speak
Power Of Words Words have power. Despite reassurances of the old childhood rhyme, "sticks and stones will break your bones, but words can never hurt you," we all know words can hurt. Hopefully, most of us try to refrain from saying hurtful things, but we can take a step further on the path to enlightment by being conscious of all the words we use. To become conscious of one's speech means to become aware of the power of words and the energy behind them. Speaking consciously is very effective in bringing about positive change. You can actually change your life for the better, by being more aware of the things you say. For instance, if you're constantly putting yourself down, "I'm fat, clumsy, unpopular, etc." then you will no doubt feel as such. However, if you stroke yourself with positive affirmations, "I'm fit, athletic, friendly..." you will feel more positive about yourself to aspire to such admirable qualities. Having a positive attitude and being aware of our words is

Think Before
When there's something that must be done, it's important to act quickly. Yet it's also important to think before you act. Action is what makes things happen. Thinking is what makes those actions appropriate and effective. A thoughtful response will take you much further than a mindless reaction. A thoughtful response will put the power of positive purpose into what you do. It's great when you're anxious to take action. Remember to also take a moment to put the power of thought and intention behind your action. Think, consider, and then act. You'll avoid regrets and produce positive, valuable results. Think before you go. And where you'll end up is just where you intended to be. -- Ralph Marston

One Of The Funniest E-mails I've Ever Received...
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the da

I Was Like You Once..
if you see me at the supermarket, and my child is screaming, rolling on the floor with anger seeping from his pores. please don't blame me, I was like you once, If you are in a restuarant and my child throws food and it hits you in the face, please, don't be angry, I can't handle any more rage. If you see my child climbing over a very tall fence with nothing on except his hat. Please don't call the police, I only looked away for a minute. If you see me crying, as you pull up next to me at a stop light. at a busy intersection. Honk and smile, I need a friend. If you see me, running down the street with curlers in my hair chasing a small child who runs so fast, I can't catch him Help me chase him down. If my child grabs your child, or pushes him or bites or kicks him, or says words that make your hair curl. Please forgive him, and me too. If you happen to see us, walking in your neighbourhood, or in the malls, or at the park

We Are All The Same
We are all the same in one way or another. We all cry, we all laugh. we all say things that we don't mean, We are all the same in one way or another we all have feelings We all have secrets that we keep hidden deep inside. We all get angry, we all get scared sometimes. We are all the same in one way or another We all cry, we all laugh. We all have good days we all have bad days. we all stand under the same blue sky We are the same in one way or another so why do we hate, why can't all get along. It doesnt have to be this way. We are all the same in one way or another.

Here It Is
yeah i was wondering why all you women feel like you need to flash your breasts and show off everything you have do you not have any special someone? dont get me wrong i love to look at your tits and all but i just was curious about what kinds of responses i would get.

Dark Raven
No stars in the sky One light in the dark I can't see anything except my face Nobody heard me Nobody want to listen Nobody awake My voice just lose in the dark In their world I'm not alive But I'm shouting in the dark I'm shocking in the dark I'm hiting in the dark I wanna swallow the whole dark I'll rip the dark With my black knife I saw a bleeding line A shining line It's the dawning of my life There is plenty of anger inside of me It has to stop Why is there so much anger inside of me? My anger is part of my frustration I have to control it now My anger causes me plenty of trouble There is plenty of anger inside of me And what is anger do I know? Anger is a strong feeling of displasure It is a grief that I have inside of me How can I control it? What triggers my anger? Can I recognize it? All the pain The pain in my life you can't see it but i can Its horrible and discusing I wish the pain wasn't in my life But it is and its killing me The pain is causing me to lose my friends, fami

Why We Should Drink More
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Beer = Health. ***Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Life
Through my darkness I feel pain Through my pain I feel happiness Through my happiness I feel death Through death we mourn we cope we move on we forget Im all we are just a blur In what is called life For we are born we are doomed to fall in love we possiblely get married therefore we bear children then we die so is the circle of life Through it all we have learned one thing that life is nothing with out sadness,grief,and loneliness. by: Diane Miller

Miss You
It's been too long and I'm lost without u What am I gonna do Said I been needin' you, wantin' you (Said I need you) Wonderin' if ur the same and who's been with you Is ur heart still mine I wanna cry sometimes I miss you Off to college Yes you went away Straight from high school You up and left me We were close friends Also lovers Did everything For one another Now ur gone and I'm lost without you here now But I know I gotta live and make it somehow Come back...to me Can you...feel me (Callin') Hear me...callin' (For you) For you...'Cuz it's I...can't...breathe...no...more Since you went away I Don't really feel like talkin' No one here to love me Baby do you understand me I can't do or be without you It's been too long and I'm lost without you (Tell me what I'm gonna do) What am I gonna do Said I been needin' you, wantin' you Wonderin' if ur the same and who's been with you Is ur heart still mine I wanna cry sometimes I miss you

Remember
I'll always remember the talks we had, The hugs we shared, and the kisses of care. I'll always remember the faces among faces, The smiles among smiles, the good days, The bad days, the hundreds, the miles. I won't remember most of the hellos, but all of the goodbyes. I'll remember sadness, happiness, and tiredness; Through all the laughs and cries. As we move farther and farther apart, We start to drift from each other's heart. The mind and soul can't hold the pain inside. With a mighty big burst it opens up wide and cries. Letting out tears of love, sadness, and joy. We'll hurt for the faces of our friends. We'll long for the real bodies, not pretend. But if we reach down deep inside, how can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk

Words Women Use
Words Women Use: 1.) "FINE": This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) "Five Minutes": If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) "Nothing": This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) "Go Ahead": This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) "Loud Sigh": This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and

Plz Fan Me
Hey Everyone If you haven't fanned me yet could you please do so and I will make sure I fanned you! Im not that far behind on fans I just have a new goal to myself as of late. To make it in the legends page. Im just a few hundred off! Please and thank you! If anyone needs any love let me know!

Just Another Story... Hope You Like
It was a morning much like any other; I awoke at 4:30 am and went to shower. While in the shower I lathered up, and washed as usual starting with my face, and flowing down my body using the scrubber. When it comes to washing my genitals I always use my hand, first lathering up my cock, which tends to harden some with wicked thoughts of you and also my balls which I imagine are being licked by you, and sucked upon deeply within your mouth, which makes my cock harder. This makes it easier to clean, but so hard it hurts. I finish showering, and get dressed. I always get my clothes together the evening before, ironing if necessary. Once dressed, I go into the living room and put on my stereo, using headphones as to not disturb anyone else. I keep close watch upon the clock; I leave at 5:10 am to get the train and be to work by 7:00 am. I walk into my office and head straight for my computer; I can’t wait to see what you have sent me in email overnight. I anticipate every encounter, your

Hooray!
I'm finally gonna get laid tomorrow! It's been a month since Marc has been in Florida and while I love my rabbit, I miss him. :( I finished cleaning the house from top to bottom, minus my desk, which I'm about to do in a minute. Then I think I'm going to bake him some chocolate chip cookies and brownies. He all ready planned out my outfit, so now I have to try and get my garter belt on another set of thigh highs. They're a pain in the ass. I picked up a "soft" whip today, so he wouldn't be afraid of hurting me while he spanked. lol. I'm just so excited to see him again. I've missed him soooo much

The First Time
The first time I heard you laugh... it filled my heart with joy The first time that I seen you smile... it melted my heart The first time you spoke to me.. I had butterflies in my stomach The first time I looked into your eyes... I saw your kindness The first time you held my hand.. I felt your warmth The first time you kissed me.. I felt your warmth The first time you held me.. I felt our hearts beat as one The first time that I truly felt loved was with you and it was the first time that I knew what love was is with you

Sonnet 116
Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove: O no! it is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wand'ring bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken. Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks Within his bending sickle's compass come; Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, But bears it out even to the edge of doom: If this be error and upon me proved, I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

Ur Missin The Fun Come See Me Here
Come see me in the Iron Horse Saloon! Come listen to the show in the Iron Horse Saloon! Click the pic below! (repost of original by '"MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-11-17 12:05:57')

Dance With Me
You know what I want…? …I want to raise my eyes and see you walking through the smoke… …see those brown eyes looking straight at me from the other side of this huge room… …sending hot arrows to my body and setting it on fire… …I want to feel it burning… …and I, unable to move, I’ll be sitting there waiting till you get closer… …to feel your hand touching mine… …I’ll be waiting for your move… …to gently guide me to you… …and make me follow your steps, the movement of your body… …right there, in front of everyone… …shhh… …don’t talk…I don’t care…all I want is to feel this moment… ..kiss me… …and make me realize how much I’ve missed you… …once again… …don’t let me forget how much I loved this dance… …cos otherwise the memories will fade away… …and you’ll become a shadow… …yes…I know how much you’d hate that… …so here’s your chance…...will you take it...? …I see you hesitate... …and yes...maybe I'm ju

Happy Thanksgiving!
Hi to all my fubar friends!! Hope you are all doing well. I just wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. I hope you get a chance to enjoy your family and friends. Seems these days it can get pretty hard for people to stay in touch on a regular basis due to spreading out location wise and just from how much we all try to do all the time! I am guilty of that too, but its this time of year i try to take a moment and appreciate those around me. Lord knows, i have my fair share of negative crap I'm dealing with right now, but i'm still going to try and focus on my love and family and friends. Sure it sounds a bit cheesy, but it's what helps me have perspective i guess. I can get so down and depressed from all the crap. It'll at least let me find rays of light in it all :) anyhoo..i just wish you all the best! *hugs* ~kaylee for those site admirers...I still will be having updates over Thanksgiving week! Make sure to keep your eye out for a new set of photos and a new video in

Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol. 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. 15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forg

More
heres some sexy questions for u 1. if i walked in to the room striped infront of u and said take me would you 2. if i wanted u to poor chocolete on me then lick it up would u 3. whats ur fav possion 4. how would u kiss me 5. would u have sex in the..... dark light candle light snow barn or where ever 6. what do u think my fav possion is 8. do u think i like it 1. rough 2. soft 3. romanticly 4. anything goes 5. messy 6. all above if this aint annoying then thats good for me so far 6. do u think i like my hair pulled 7. how do u like to fuck someone 8. how would u like to make love to someone 9. when in doubt what do u do 10. what would be ur fantasy with me well i have nothing else to do but do this questions up lol so please answer

Rapunzel
This won't be near as long as the Alice one, actually I think none of the fairytales I put in here will but here we go on Rapunzel... First of all what did she do to get put in that damn tower? Where did she get the food? AND who in their right mind grows their hair out that damn long? Just to let some man climb up her hair? You gotta think he had to be atleast 180 pounds... Hello? OUCH! I pass on all that nonsense.

I Can Only Hope....
...that when i get home i'll find out that the heater in my car was indeed fixed. it sucks ass freezing every time i wanna go somewhere. but enough of my randomness, what are you lovelies up to? :)

Thanksgiving Turkey
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a >>> bad >>> attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's >>> mouth was >>> rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to >>> change the >>> bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft >>> music >>> and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's >>> vocabulary. >>> Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot >>> yelled back. >>> John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, >>> in >>> desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the >>> freezer. >>> For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kic ked and screamed. Then >>> suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a >>> minute. Fearing >>> that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. >>> The >>> parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and

Just Some Things
the pictures my kids draw for me...the smell of his cologne well after he's gone...staying in bed while its storming outside...full sleeves of ink on a guy...tattoos in general...hardcore music and hardcore shows...roadtrips...NYC in the summer...the mountains in the fall...kisses on my shoulders...halloween...xavier and natalya...lip piercings and tongue rings...my friends, my family...hot showers and bubble baths...winning at pool...winning at spades...new shoes...tanquerey vodka... "In the human heart new passions are forever being born; the overthrow of one almost always means the rise of another."

Penis Wants A Raise
The Penis Wants a Raise: > > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following >Reasons: > >1. I do physical labor. >2. I work at great depths. >3. I plunge head first into everything I do. >4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. >5. I work in a damp environment. >6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. >7. I work in high temperatures. >8. My work exposes me to diseases. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >Dear Penis, >After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have >raised, >the management denies your request for the following reasons: >1. You do not work 8 hours straight. >2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work >period. >3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. >4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen Visiting >other locations. >5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated >in order to start working. >6. Y

Pregnant Turkey
Pregnant Turkey Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

Dynamite Radio Is Hiring
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The Hand
The first grade teacher gave her class a fun assignment -- to draw a picture of something for which they were thankful. Most of the class might be considered economically disadvantaged, but still many would celebrate the holiday with turkey and other traditional goodies of the season. These, the teacher thought, would be the subjects of most of her student's art. And they were. But Douglas made a different kind of picture. Douglas was a different kind of boy. He was the teacher's true child of misery, frail and unhappy. As other children played at recess, Douglas was likely to stand close by her side. One could only guess at the pain Douglas felt behind those sad eyes. Yes, his picture was different. When asked to draw a picture of something for which he was thankful, he drew a hand. Nothing else. Just an empty hand. His abstract image captured the imagination of his peers. Whose hand could it be? One child guessed it was the hand of a farmer, because farmers raise turkeys.

Thoughts Of You
Thoughts of you drifting by me... its another day spent without you. And that is why the place where my smile comes from is empty. because your sweet hand is not folded gently into mine. And no matter how I try I cannot stop tears that write I miss you when they fall...

Went To See The Doctor
Here's a song I wrote two years ago, today and next week I gotta go for follow ups, I do this at the doctors office and they get a kick out of it! WENT TO SEE THE DOCTOR By WILLY SENKIWSKY 4/27/05 8:30 am, G-Harp, Key of D, Slow Funky Blues Went to see the doctor was feeling kind of sick Went to see the doctor was feeling kind of sick Told him forget the tests just write me a script quick! Went to see the doctor was feeling broke down Went to see the doctor was feeling broke down She put the 'scope to chest my heart wasn't making a sound! Went to see the doctor to find out what was wrong Went to see the doctor to find out what was wrong He told me, Son you're lucky you even made it this long! Went to see the doctor wasn't feelin' well Went to see the doctor I wasn't feelin' well She says, my body got a few more miles my soul going straight to hell! Went to see the doctor to ask what to do? Went to see the doctor to him ask what to do? He tells me, Willy

My Friends Going Into Reserves :(
and this is what he wrote me: I know I haven't known you that long and we've had a fight and all, but, I am glad we're past that... I'm glad I became friends with you and If somewhere were to happen to me, I just want you to know I love you and think you're a good person and a good friend pray for him plz

Are You Educated Enough?
The article below is just one example of the epidemic we have going on in the world.Child Sexual Abuse. The topic is not dinner conversation and yes it makes you feel uncomfortable just to think about it. Even today families hide the fact that there is or was sexual abuse going on in their families. Denial, shame, guilt, ignorance - Call it what you will. Some sexual abuse goes on for years with out ever being noticed or reported.There are children who live with this trama for years and never tell a soul. The innocence of thye children are stolen and are left to deal with the victomization of sexual abuse for the rest of their lives. It's about time people start facing the facts. Not talking and educating is not making anything better. It won't happen to my child!. Well, most abusers are someone you already know.You trust them and your child trusts them. Talking about "good touch" - "bad touch" is not enough. In case you didn't know, today the conversation is "safe touch" and "un

Broken Heart
My Heart Bleeds Tears of Blood Knowing You Don't Feel The Way I Do I Go To Bed At Night Thinking About You And Praying Your OK I Wake Up In The Morning And Pray With All My Heart That You Have A Good Day Filled With Joy And Happiness I Pray And Hope That No Sadness Goes Your Way I Would Rather Suffer Then See You Suffer Even Though You May Not Feel The Way I Do Know That I Will Always Be There For You Know I Will Always Be A Shoulder For You To Cry On Know I'm Only A Phone Call Away Someday You Will Find Your True Love And I Will Be Happy Knowing You Are Happy We Will Go Our Separate Ways And You Will Never Know How My Heart Cries For You

Momentary
Walk with me in the moonlight, Kiss me in the rain, Hold me through the dark of night, Til the sun comes up again. Dance with me in the kitchen To the songs on the radio, Promise you'll stand here beside me And never let me go. Tell me that you love me Though we both know it's not true Pretend for a moment so I won't be alone And the memory will see me through.

Anything For You!
Anything For You! Whatever you need to hear Where ever you walk with me Whatever your heart desires As long as together we can be On a hot scorching desert While my feet are burning red Shooting up my veins Cause I see you up ahead On a blistery snowy day My face is dry and cold I would walk the distance So your hands I could hold Exhausted and drained Yet I'd stay up all night Just to watch you sleep Well that's a wondrous sight I would fly the seven seas To get a hug from you Your arms, my favorite place Yes, its absolutely true I've already passed the extreme Passed the normal limit I always want you to be happy Even if you I had to quit I can not change my thoughts Nor can I change my views You said you loved me for me If I changed, me would you refuse I have suffered a lot of pain I've loved you through all the fights I've cried myself to sleep On many long, lonely nights As I think about love I always keep in mind To express my

Off Early
i get to get off early to night instead of getting off at 1 30am i get off at 9pm yay so i get to go home and chill the rest of the night and maybe play blue dragon on the xbox 360 the girls moms boyfriend is getting off early i'm really happy about that :)

Live Webcam : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam. Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Otherwise, check my galleries! :) - Some skin for friends album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Shots Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy PS: Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) Below, you can see what to expect:

Thank You All...
My friends..new and old...I am so thankful that you have chose to cross my path for a time in this all to short life...I know some of you must move on into your own path, but I do hope some of you stay for a long time...quoting a line from the movie 'Casper The Friendly Ghost' ...."Can I keep you?"....lol...and yes I had children and now grandchildren...so I get the pleasure of seeing all the kiddie films! Light and Love Always, Paulette

What Is It To You?
I know that a lot of people are now thinking about what they will eat tomorrow, how many people are coming over and if their football team will win tomorrow. To me, my best friend lost her dad, my other friend cannot work with me because of Degenerative Disc Disease in her back which is getting worse, and Dannie, the guy I live with, ended up at the urgent care doc w/ what they thought to be either a gall stone or pancreatitis (forgive my crappy spelling) which seems to be a bit better now. BUT...all of this got me thinking, and I know that my UK friends don't have Thanksgiving, but we as Americans have in my opinion lost track of what its supposed to be about. I mean, most people as I said before are worried about immaterial things that don't matter a whole lot....football, food, stressing over whatever. I want everyone to know what I personally am thankful for. I don't talk to my dad much but I am thankful that I haven't lost him, I adore my mother and am so thankful that I have

Thanksgiving Day
Oh Ray how I wished that you were here with me right now. I miss you sooo dearly. I would give anything just to smell you and feel your warm arms wrapped around me comforting me telling me it was OK... I remember last year, just like it was yesterday, granted it wasn't as bad as we thought it would be but even though you weren't feeling your best you still snuggled up beside me holding me whispering to me that you loved me and that you had made it to Thanksgiving. Every day you would tell me that you made it for this or made it for that, I was just thankful that I had you one more day to show my love for you. You never missed a chance or time to tell me you loved me, oh how I miss it now...Guess everyone in life gets so accustomed to their everyday lives that they take even the smallest things like saying I love you for granted. We waited around for your dad to get into town to take us to dinner but unfortunately i still had to cook because of ma LOL and you tried to get your happy

No Drama Today
ok all no drama today ! save your energy send all your thoughts and prayers over seas to our troops today. i found out my nephew leaves monday so send all your prayers to them today . love to all ann

Family ..wut A Trip
So everyone who knows me know that i am italian and greek. Knowing this,u have to have an idea what kind of family life I have....loud,annoying and sometimes embarassing Especially my parents!!!! so we always go to my moms sisters house every year and theres never a dull moment. my family always feels the need to discuss personal shit...and they love to call u out when we are all together...nothings ever private.Here we go again....so i take advantage of having so many relatives there to occupy my kids and a driver incase i wanna drink. U never wanna sit at the table cause now ur in the hot seat.My mom looks at me and says whatsa matta wit u...I said wut ma, she says" u drinkin? i said "yeah why? Shes like o my god , asking me if im depressed. i told my mom why i gotta be depressed,im having a good time. then my uncle asks me if im going to have more kids and before i could answer my mom says" no shes fixed she dont got all of her insides no more" im like NO SHE DIDNT JUST CALL ME OUT

Long Been Gone
Those sparkling blue eyes, standing in the doorway. Just watchin me leave, I cant take it anymore babe. We tried to work it out, but the distance was to much. It all just fell apart. {Now I'm here without you, so far away from home Im goin away on a c-130, into the great unknown to the desert, it may be forever and im never comin back from the deserts of iraq} chorus Youll think of me, memories of the past Wonder what happened, the time went by so fast you never realized, all the pain you caused me you put me through hell {chorus} sittin here alone, in the combat zone lookin at the stars, are you doing the same the bullets flying past, you dug my grave throw me in, cover the hole and drift away {chorus} Fallen hero, lost without you Fallen hero, nothing alone Fallen angel, without wings And now Im gone

What Dreams Are Made Of...
Around the Pyre, a circle of thirteen, Throughout these woods, ecstatic screams. I look deeply into your eyes, I smell your hair, caress your thighs. Now we'll make love by fire light, A blaze so high it lights the night. Long fingernails dug in my skin, Yourself so wet invites me in. Our lust increased feeds desire, As we combust, yeah we on fire. I feel you shake so deep inside, Oh scream my name and hold me tight...

Bartender Job And Rulz
BARTENDER JOB DESCRIPTION // RULES 1. ALWAYS ask if guests or members would like a drink. 2. Please serve the ROUND OF DRINKS bought by people in the lounge 3. You MUST ask every 5-8 minutes if anyone would like a refill or a fresh drink. 4. Play around and have fun, but PLEASE watch for drink requests. 5. PLEASE respond to a drink request IN CAPS with the name of the drink and the person it is to. EXAMPLES: a. SHOTGUN…. A SHOT OF 151 FOR YOU b. SLIDES A SOCO W/ CHERRIES DOWN THE BAR TO MIZZ B

Lost
Lost Missing is my emotion to dare life. Wandering lost upon endless dream that echo about like wind dancing upon life without care. Lost be my mind within darkness. I surrender nothing back to no one for my heart and soul is lost within the darken abyss of shadows. Do not look for me in… The streets or stores for I will not be there. Do not look for me in…. In the house you think I dwell within, because I will not be found there. To find me… One must become lost as I to be within the darkness of shadows. Lost will I always be. Caring not of love or life is my fate now and forever. I shall walk always among the darkness with the shadows of nothing. Lost is where I want to be, forever dwelling with shadow of darkness. ©2007 Firestar

Most Kissable Fubar Man And Woman
Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game. I mark my tags in a way that I will recognize, so cheating isn't

Why Condoms Come In Pkgs Of 3, 6 And 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunay." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, " Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March, ONE for April...."

For Everyman That Know's This Woman.
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them, They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

Nerver Say Goodbye
NEVER SAY GOODBY YOU AND I ARE ONE OF A KIND.... YOU'VE SHOWED ME THINGS I'VE NEVER SEEN..... YOU AND I ARE SO MUCH ALIKE.... CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR HERE WITH ME........ NEVER SAY GOODBYE..... WE'VE COME THIS FAR DON'T TURN BACK NOW OUR OUR LOVE WILL SHOW US HOW..... OUR LOVE WILL LAST FOREVER TOGETHER WE WILL BE, HOLDING ON STRONG AS ONE CAN BE..... NEVER SAY GOODBYE TO A LOVE SO TRUE A LOVE LIKE OURS WILL LAST A LIFETIME THREW..... DON'T STOP NOW, DON'T LET IT GO KEEP LOVING ME UNTILL THE END.... NEVER SAY GOODBYE CAUSE THE LOVE WE HAVE WILL LAST FOREVER......

The Dash
I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone, From the beginning...to the end. He noted that first came her date of birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years. (1934 - 1998) For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth... And now only those who loved her, Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not, how much we own; The cars...the house..the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard... Are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what's true and real, And always try to understand The way other people feel And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And lo

What I Want In Life
I want in life pretty much what anyone would want. I want to live a long and happy life. I want my girls to grow up and live life to the fullest. My life has been rocky at times but I have survived. I work a full time job and going to school to further my education in Nursing. I raise my 2 daughters on my own. Now for what I want...ONE DAY WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.........I would like to meet someone who is mature, sensible, loving, caring, honest, trustworthy, drug free, loves kids, funny, and knows how to treat a woman. I don't expect him to be perfect because no one is perfect. I just would like to find someone who is willing to share a life with me and my girls and be there for us. Treat my girls as if they were their own and I would do the same in return. A man who knows what he wants in life and not afraid to go after it. I want to find my best friend as well as my lover, companion, my soul mate. A man who will be there when the tough gets going and will not give up. Who is

Pick Up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is

What Women Wished You Would Learn To Attract Them
After 5 long years of learning how to be successful with women... and now over 5 years of helping other guys to do the same... I have discovered that there is ONE thing that is absolutely GUARANTEED to Improve your game FASTER and more DRAMATICALLY than *anything* else you could possibly do, period. What is this thing I speak of? I'll give you a hint: It's the one thing that took me from a being a dating book and seminar "junkie" who knew a ton of "tricks" to use to get women... but still had relatively NO success with women... to a guy who began getting more than his fair share of hot ladies WITHOUT using any kind of "lines" or gimmicks whatsoever. Basically, doing just this one thing turned me from "wannabe" to the REAL DEAL... in a very short amount of time. Figure it out yet? In case you haven't... I'm talking about watching, studying, and learning from the guys who are ACTUALLY OUT THERE DOING IT. That's it. It's a simple,

Things Men Know
Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman. Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house. Men know that if she looks like your mother, run. Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth. Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win. Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted. Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game. Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them. Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself. Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get pissed off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them. Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them. Men know that there is n

As A Reference
IM OPENING UP MY TOP FRIENDS LIST TO THOSE IT MATTERS TO. SINCE ONLY 10 IS ALLOWED ITS A FIRST COME FIRST SERVE BASIS. MESSAGE ME IF YOU WANT TO BE ON MY TOP FRIENDS LIST. I WILL BE CHECKING THE TIMES OF WHEN THEY ARRIVE TO DECIDE WHO WAS FIRST, OBVIOUSLY. START MESSAGING ME IN 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0... WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? GET TO MESSAGING ME NOW

Stupidity Is Not Funny- More Poems
The Turn of the Century It was supposed to be better than the others, our 20th century, But it won't have time to prove it. Its years are numbered, its step unsteady, its breath short. Already too much has happened that was not supposed to happen. What was to come about has not. Spring was to be on its way, and happiness, among other things. Fear was to leave the mountains and valleys. The truth was supposed to finish before the lie. Certain misfortunes were never to happen again such as war and hunger and so forth. These were to be respected: the defenselessness of the defenseless, trust and the like. Whoever wanted to enjoy the world faces an impossible task. Stupidity is not funny. Wisdom isn't jolly. Hope Is no longer the same young girl et cetera. Alas. God was at last to believe in man: good and strong, but good and strong are still two different people.

Who I Am
I am 232 years of romping, stomping, hell, death, destruction. I am the finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M-16 and my Father is the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier from the sea. I am cocky, self centered, and overbearing. I do not know the meaning of fear for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster made of blood and guts that arose from the ashes of my enemies, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. When ever it may arise and when my time comes, I will die a glorious and grotesque death on the battlefield, giving my life for the Corps, Mom, and Apple Pie. I stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. Then on the 7th day, while God rested, I overran His perimeter and took over the Globe and I have been protecting it ever since! I live like a Soldier, talk like a Sailor, and sla

The Old Rooster
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new rooster for his chicken coop The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The f

Scars
I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And my scars remind me that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel Drunk and I'm feeling down And I just wanna be alone I'm pissed cause you came around Why don't you just go home Cause you channel all your pain And I can't help you fix yourself You're making me insane All I can say is I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And our scars remind us that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel I tried to help you once Against my own advice I saw you going down But you never realized That you're drowning in the water So I offered you my hand Compassions in my nature Tonight is our last stand I'm drunk and I'm feeling down And I just wanna be alone You shouldn't ever come around Why don't you just go home? Cause you're drowning in the water And I tried to grab your hand And I left my heart open But you didn't un

Why!!!
Why cant I stop the screaming inside. all I want and need is him here with me I know he is always by my side why cant my heart be set free He was going to be the one the one to cherish forever and now he is gone but not in my heart never I need something to ease the pain of missing and wanting him here I know he is with me everywhere I just want to feel his touch again just let this feeling end!!!

Do Not Try This At Home!
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys...smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks...this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one second the sharp l

I Love Men!!
Ok so I am sharing wine and witty banter with my dearest pal and pornogropher form the UK ... and we discuss our plans for the AVN awards this year .. who to do what to wear etc ... he smiles and looks at me .. he appreciates the gigantic new boob job before we leave .... he says this: " Jessie Girl you have the face of a renegade angel and the body of a whore, And worse yet... you are not some bubble-headed "I wanna be a actweth" blonde peach fuzz... you are dark, brooding and powerful like a savannah predator all needle-sharp teeth and X chromosomes a sharp injection of estrogen-fuelled goddess... Jessica, you make all women wish they were you." hahahah I fuckin love you baby! www.diveinthedark.com

Cancer Horoscope For November 27, 2007
New inventions and just-so-crazy-it-could-work ideas will be entering your mind throughout the day, lighting up your attitude and making you feel empowered. Suddenly, the world is full of opportunity and inspiration! This is a great time to take a risk in the romance department and be a little bit more assertive with your flirting. Take any opportunity you can get to come right out and let this person know you're into them. It will be nothing but flattering.

He Doesn't Know How To Love (published)
When he says, "I love you" look him in the eyes, Know he is a user.... that he's speaking only lies. For he does not know how to love Not in the real sense of the word. He's never loved his self or been loved In this lonely time in which he was born. He's never known the joy of giving just a gentle kiss and hug Or the pain and anguish felt hearing their name dragged through the mud. Nor can he feel the sadness and heartache caused by the leaving he has done. Nor the destruction of hopes and dreams This family feels... the people he said he loved.

You Walked Lightly
You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don’t know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You’re passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine

Giveaway!!!plz Help Me!!
I am in a giveaway for a MONTHS VIP I need 14,500 comments. Pls help me get VIP. (repost of original by 'Military Supporter~Co -Founder of Military Family Bombers {Wicked Storm Crew}' on '2007-11-28 07:04:10')

Help!!!
Persia needs about 19,000 to get to Henchman. She has been one of my best friends on here since I started and she is one of the best people I know... go show some love! Go add, fan and rate her. :) (repost of original by 'pip1966' on '2007-11-28 05:54:06')

Good Morning
I thought we could all use this . What are you looking at today? Are there challenges in your life to overcome? Don’t just look at your problems day in and day out, lift up your eyes and look toward heaven. You will naturally move in the direction that your eyes are looking. If you are always looking at your problems—meditating on them, feeling sorry for yourself, telling everybody about them—you will become consumed by them. But when you look up, your life will start to move up. When you keep your eyes on Jesus, it is also a sign of your faith and expectancy. The Bible tells us that faith is what moves the hand of God. When you have an attitude of faith and expectancy, you open the door for His power in your life. Decide today to focus on the goodness of our God. Lift your eyes and heart to Him and begin to praise Him with your words. As you lift your eyes, your help will come, and you will live the victorious life He has in store for you!

A Higher Perspective
What troubles you is mostly trivial when viewed from the great perspective of all that is. Yet those troubles can feel much bigger when you look at them from the viewpoint of your self-imposed limitations. Your ego will seek to convince you that nothing beyond you matters. Such thinking will keep you trapped in a prison of your own making. Let go of the need to prove what you're worth. And you'll realize how uniquely valuable you already and always are. As long as you remain on the same level as the obstacles in your life, those obstacles will prevent you from making progress. Yet from a higher perspective you'll discover many ways to get beyond them. If you're confounded by some particular situation, step back and remind yourself, in your own way, of how truly beautiful and magnificent life can be. Feel yourself rising above the limitations that your ego has constructed. Instead of being troubled by your troubles, let them be a catalyst for your own growth and for truly m

Thanks Everyone
I just wanted to thank those of you who gave me input on yesterday's mum. I have made the choice to pretty much go it alone. My family will not be involved in it as I do not want the negative feelings to bring down the strength that I have found within myself to do it again. As of Dec 21st it will be the first day of the rest of my life. Thanks to the person who listened to me cry and telling me that everything is going to be alright. I think that with a few good friends helping me out everything will be ok. .... In fact, I know everything is going to be Great!!!!!

More....daydreams [for A Certain Someone Special]
She sits…. She sits transfixed by the words on her screen… She has a faraway look in her eyes, she feels as if her heart is elsewhere even as she feels it beating in her chest. She thinks of Him…. He fills her mind and she wanders through shadows never stopping, looking for Him always. It is as if she has searched forever and only now found her heart…the ache she feels there makes her know it is real… She smiles…. She leans back and closes her eyes… The smile on her lips comes from her heart, she feels Him as she wanders now through her mind… searching… knowing… finding Him there teasing her, taunting her…… She moans softly…. A soft laugh comes from her as she sits now dreaming…. In her mind He touches her, tickling her heart and her smile widens slightly… She is lost with Him deep in the far reaches of her mind…. She follows Him…. He leads her through a place filled with light and warmth… Her heart given to Him she follows…wi

Lost In Thought
Strangers to the touchLovers in the heart. Imagination the playground.Vivid images of touching bodies Warm, wet, deep kissesTongues paired in a romantic dance. Hands running longingly up and down waiting bodiesHot breath against her earWarm tongue caressing hisLips searching out the mysteries of the flesh.Soft spots unearthed. Passions unleashed. Faster goes the pacePenetration, undulation, fascination.Deeper inside, higher the ride. Fervor, mania, love ready to explode. Hands grasping, teeth biting, nails sliding.Kisses sloppy, sweat rolling, mind blowing. Beautiful, hot, vivid imagesPerfection, anticipation, adoration

11-28-07
today would have been your 75th birthday daddy.... god how i miss you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lying here thinking about you, I here you call my name, Colie, come help me... As I look to see who's calling me I see no one, only hear your voice. I glance across the room, To see if anyone else hears it too. But no one seems to notice the look on my face. I miss you so much, I keep telling you, But you don't seem to hear me. Still you're calling out my name, only louder, As the tears rolled down my face, I glance around the room, And see you amongst the shadows, The look upon your face says you're peaceful now. I realized it was time to let you go. Although I will always love and miss you. I turn my head for just a moment, Then I turn back, and you're gone. I hear you, so very gently say, "I love you colie", "Good- Bye!" "please don't go" i say, But you're already gone...

What To Do What To Do...
OK EVERYONE.. I CANT MAKE UP MY FREAKIN MIND..I WAS BANNED FROM MAKING COMMENTS ON THIS ACCT. I REALLY DIDNT THINK I WOULD GET THEM BACK. BUT AFTER THREE WEEKS OF NOT HEARING A WORD I TRIED AND POOF HERE THEY ARE. FU NEVER TOLD ME WHY OR IF I WOULD AND I AM SORRY BUT I GOTTA BE ABLE TO COMMENT. THIS LEAVES ME IN A QUANDRY. I HAVE WORKED REALLY HARD ON MY NEW ACCT BUT HOLY CRAP I CANT BEGIN TO THINK OF THE TIME I HAVE PUT INTO THIS ONE.. NOT TO MENTION THE SCORES OF FRIENDS I HAVE MADE THAT I WOULD HATE TO LOOSE. SO WHILE I MULL IT OVER PLEASE DONT THINK BAD OF ME IF YOU SEE ME ON BOTH FOR A TIME. I HAVE TO DECIDE WHICH HAS TO GO.. AND I KINDA LIKE MY NEW ONE ALOT. NOT AS MANY FUKED UP MEMORIES. I WOULD HAVE TO ERASE A LOT OF STUFF FROM HERE TO ERADICATE THE CONTAMINATION IT HOLDS..BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE HOME.. SO WE WILL SEE AND WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT I WILL DO. PLEASE IF YOUR ON THIS ACCT AND YOU WANT TO STAY IN TOUCH COME TO GYPSYGIRL JUST IN CASE.. I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TOO. AND TO TH

Prayers Needed!!!!!!!!
For my Fu-family/friends that may not know yet...We have a member whose little 2 yr old girl, Allyssa was badly burned over 52% of her body in a house fire on Nov 23rd. She is in critical but stable condition. She has many surgeries to go thru but God is healing "our lil angel" each/every day. Its going to be a long battle ahead so I ask that each/everyone of you and anyone else to PLEASE KEEP Michelle and her daughter Allyssa in your prayers 24/7 because they definetly can use them....AND the POWER OF PRAYER DOES WORK.....Thank you all for reading this..May God bless Each and Everyone of You...

9 Things Women Say...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding ho

Calling All Graphic Designers, Webmasters, And Flash Animators!‏
Calling all graphic designers, webmasters, and flash animators!‏Are you a graphic designer, flash animator, or webmaster? Do you have web skills you want to showcase and contribute to the cause? Are you a photshop or flash master? Do you want to participate in new and exciting web projects centered around restoring the republic? If you answered yes to any of those questions... RestoreTheRepublic.com is looking for skilled individuals who want to digitally contribute their talents on a variety of websites. Some projects include restructuring our Joomla based site to make it more competitive with other mainstream political websites and installing state of the art forum software on our servers to support to our State Coordinators efforts... not to mention "Top Secret" projects. We don't have time to waste, if you want to be part of this digital revolution and reach tens of thousands of people with your skill, simply click the link below to get started! Clic

So C@lled Luv
Life without you is cold I wish I had you here to hold Ever since you left me I've been so alone I see you watching me wheneva your around But instead of looking back at you I look at the ground,or i look awy, knowing your bitch ass won't stay (Yeah and I know your scared of commitment!)

Fuckin' Hell
This whole 'single' thing sux... yes, I want to be with someone... But it's not THAT simple... She doesn't want to be with me right now... I love her with all my heart... and I know she loves me, just not in the same way... I wish she could see that I've changed... That I'm different. But she doesn't. She looks past my changes, and into the past. Yes, I've done some stupid shit, but I'm only human, and I was very immature... I've grown up. I'm different, a changed man. Yet, she doesnt want to see that. I'd do anything to gain her trust back, but the things she's doing, and lying about... Its making me lose even more trust for her... I DO want to work things out. I DO want to be with her again someday... But I dont know what she wants anymore... I just... I just dont know what to do anymore, ya know? I just wish my life was more simple. But I cant change that. I'm trying my best. I'm DOING my best. Why cant anyone see that?!?! I feel an emptyness in where my heart should be... I feel so

This Is Great.
I came into work this morning and they have a radio here now. of course it's set to one of the generic stations that relentless plays christmas songs. so what did they play just now? Feliz Navidad. I put my head on my desk and laughed. My father has been torturing me all week with this song. Now all i need is to hear the Christmas Shoes so I can jump out the window.

Darkness Embraced
My Love, come with me, hold my hand, make me see. Child of the night show me your ways, drag me beneath to run through your maze. Everything not bright, nothing of light. pull me into your world, let me be your girl. Cover my eyes led by the blind, Just cuts, Just scrapes don't worry I'm fine. Our blood blends together, our scars just the same, The darkness so beautiful, day so mundane. My love belongs to you, take it and make it true. Your mystique too angelic, so soft, so deep Take me, make me, hold me, I'm yours

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/30/07;
Oh shit my little dick and I are happy now, we just got email saying holiday sale on Penis Enlargement pills! Hey I wonder if I wait for the after christmas discount or soon even fuckin' K-mart will be selling the shit? LMFAO

Puppy Size
"Danielle keeps repeating it over and over again. We've been back to this animal shelter at least five times. It has been weeks now since we started all of this," the mother told the volunteer. "What is it she keeps asking for?" the volunteer asked. "Puppy size!" replied the mother. "Well, we have plenty of puppies, if that's what she's looking for." "I know...we have seen most of them," the Mom said in frustration... Just then Danielle came walking into the office. "Well, did you find one?" asked her Mom. "No, not this time," Danielle said with sadness in her voice. "Can we come back on the weekend?" "You never know when we will get more dogs. Unfortunately, there's always a supply," the volunteer said. Danielle took her mother by the hand and headed to the door. "Don't worry, I'll find one this weekend," she said. Over the next few days, both Mom and Dad had long conversations with her. They both felt she was being too particular. "It's this weekend

I Just Got This Email
From a friend, i think i'm gonna do it just to see if the police come. If they do and I get arrested, someone come bail me out. lol PIN NUMBER REVERSAL > > If you should ever be forced by a robber to > > withdraw money from an ATM > > machine, you can notify the police by entering > > your Pin # in reverse. > > > > For example if your pin number is 1234 then you > > would put in 4321. The > > ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards > > from the ATM card you > > placed in the machine. > > > > The machine will still give you the money you > > requested, but unknown > > to the robber, the police will be immediately > > dispatched to help you. > > > > This information was recently broadcasted on FOX > > TV and it states > > that it is seldom used because people don't know > > it exists. > > Please pass this along to everyone possible. > > > >

Someone
I don't miss the ring That you placed on my hand And I never wanted for anything huge or grand. I don't miss the money that you brought in every month and I never yeaned for a different car every month. I do miss having someone to hold in the cold darkness of night to snuggle up to when it's scary and who will hold me tight. Someone to laugh with or to hold me when I cry someone who wont run away Someone to stand by my side. Someone willing to look inside and love me for who I am Someone whose as crazy as me someone willing to love and can. That someone was never you You proved it in so many ways you've never really loved me maybe someone will one day.

Dublin Coddle
Dublin Coddle - Irish Recipe Recipe ============= Dublin Coddle ============= Serves 6 1 pound bacon slices 2 pounds pork sausages Some bacon fat or oil 2 large onions, sliced 2 cloves garlic 4 large potatoes, thickly sliced 2 carrots, thickly sliced 1 large bunch of fresh herbs, tied with string black pepper hard cider (apple wine) or apple cider fresh parsley, chopped for garnish Lightly fry the bacon until crisp. Place in a large cooking pot. Brown the sausages in some bacon grease or vegetable oil. Remove and add to pot. Soften sliced onions and whole garlic cloves in fat, then add to pot with potatoes and carrots. Bury the bunch of herbs in the middle of the mixture. Sprinkle with pepper. Cover with cider. Cook 1 1/2 hours over moderate heat, do not boil. Garnish with chopped parsley. Originally found here: http://www.ireland-information.com/irishrecipes/dublincoddle.htm

The Need
I love when our bodies connect fully undressed, slippery and wet, dripping hot with sweat. The moisture of my lips whispers to your dick, telling sexual secrets, tickles you with teases... Precious, alluring kisses glide from your lips to your neck to your chest and then your stomach slide along and down your hips, until I reach the object of my tongues content. I love your fingers in my hair fingers walk in wonder pulling me down closer, needing to be deeper, anxious for the answers begging me for more... I meet your steady gaze eyes cloudy lost in haze; I see just what you crave so I give all that you can take, and devour you full length. I love the way you cum, the sexual look upon your face. The way your pleasure tastes is right where it belongs: between my lips just like this...

Im Sorry 2
IM SORRY FOR ALL THE PAIN IVE CAUSED IM SORRY FOR ALLWAYS PISSING YOU OFF IM SORRY FOR ALL THE THINGS IVE SAID AND IM SORRY FOR THE WAY IVE BEEN BUT IM NOT SORRY FOR FALLING IN LOVE................. ....................WITH YOU!?!?!?!?!

Do U Wanna???
Come on u guys.. i kno ur all RANDY and love to see skin .. kitty..azz and titties so I can not add more till i level up or get a vip..lol got lots of pics hey all u oversexed men... if y'all wanna see much more of me ( very nsfw ) then I will need a VIP so I can add more pics ty so vm

Stolen Viagra
A recent shipment of Viagra arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse. Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

Re:whistle Blower In Fl Caught Romney Cheating, Threathened
RE:WHISTLE BLOWER IN FL CAUGHT ROMNEY CHEATING, THREATHENED Body: ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: It is what it is, what u mad ? cant handle that ! Date: Dec 2, 2007 12:17 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: David Date: Dec 1, 2007 10:38 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ♥ Velvet Revolution ♥ Date: Dec 2, 2007 1:08 AM "If you make a big deal out of this you are going to get hurt." Romney Caught Cheating in St. Petersburg, FL Strawpoll Ok, so Romney is a cheater. And Guliani is financially connected with Terrorists. John McCain can't decide whether we are losing in Iraq or winning, but at least he agrees the waterboarding is torture. The Machines are rigged. We may have to vote by absentee ballot. These paperless machines have got to go. We must have paper ballots, period. And public counting of our votes. ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------

Life
THEY SAY LIFE IS A BITCH, I BELIEVE IT- CUZ SHE DONE FUCKED ME OVER AND OVER- SITTIN IN AN OLDS', BUT I WANNA RIDE ROVER- SHE DRIVES ME TO DRINK, WHEN I WANNA BE SOBER- SHE PUT ME WITH A BITCH 'BOUT 5 YRS OLDER- RAN ME MAD, NOW IM BOLDER- FO'FO' MAG, PUSH EM DOWN LIKE BOULDERS- SHE MAKES ME SICK, I HATE THAT BITCH...

What We Obtain Too Cheap, We Esteem Too Lightly.
THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.

The Love Of My Life
The day that I meant you I needed someone to talk to you was there. Then one day it hit me I know I was in love with you the I knew that I lost you I know that you was not going to be there for me when I need you to hold me but as I lat there I think of you and tell myself that I will see you again as I close my eyes I see you face right here with me as I sit here I know I have to tell you good bye I know that we will talk again but I will never see you agaun you tell me that you love me but it hurts to beleive that anyone can love me the way that I love you no one will ever fill your place in my heart you are the love of my life I love you so

So Much To Say So Little Words
So, I've been thinking about writing a blog for a while now, but I just can't find the words to say. They are all scattered about in my head playing scrabble with themselves. I know that I have so much to be thankful for, and I am more than very thankful for these things and these people, but still I keep reaching for more and finding nothing, looking out as far as I can and still all I see is empty space, and trying to find an explanation for all these millions of questions I have, but there are none. For the past few days I been especially easy to get to, I am just on the edge of all,looking for the next stepping stone. SO many thoughts, words, and actions racing through my mind that now I can't even find what is really mine anymore, something that no one else wants or attempts to take from me. Liars weave the worst web, the biggest web, and the weakest web. They say the truth will set you free, but what happens when there is no truth anymore? Are you just a prisoner of lies forever

Thank A Solider
Just Say Thanks! How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one! If you go to the web site at www.letssaythanks.com you can pick out a thank you card, the Xerox Corporation will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? I know you'll pass this along.

Really Odd
So...I had a dream last night that kinda threw me through a loop. I had a dream that I was at some country club helping my mom clean up and my ex fiance came in and picked me up and kissed me. (Now for those of you who don't know.. my ex-fiance Eric was killed in a car accident in 2005. I know that he is watching over me and making sure that I don't lose my mind too much, but I do think about him and feel him near me at times.) We then went and sat by the pool where I saw his Grandma (who raised him) in the bar drinking and crying. Right after I asked him what was wrong with Grandma my alarm went off. Now I know that dreaming of someone who has passed away is nothing new, but I haven't had a dream about Eric in a while and every time I do I worry. It almost seems like he pops up when I need him for something. I know this month is hard for me with him being gone... it was Dec. 22, 2004 he asked me to marry him and then his birthday was the end of the month. I really don't know how to

Unbound
Night had settled in and the light blotted out by a chilling sort of unnatural darkness something stirred within. For years it had laid in wait for the opportunity to be released once again, to roam free and unbound by the chains which held it in it's solitude. Confined from reaching out and destroying that which laid in it's path The Great Beast moaned in delight as the shackles loosened ever so little, bit by bit, one step closer to freedom and revolution. The cycle had been cut off incomplete and left The Great Beast starving in it's wake. Hunger now struck with the sounds of thunder and his heart raced within his hollow chest pumping the blood of the damned thought his dried veins. To feel again, to be again, to rule again. Through the darkness The Great Beast saw opportunity, an opportunity to take control and vanquish the keeper of the keys that belonged to his ancient shackles. To drink the blood of the keeper would be his first task. To feel his heart beating in his hands a

Thank You
I want to Thank All My Fubar Family and Friends who visited my online store and registered as a shopper. You will be receiving your "Free" $10.00 gift card along with a couple of catalogs in the mail this week. Gift Cards are always available for purchase. Just contact me via the online store or here on fubar. Thank You All! Sir Dave Cut and Paste into Browser to visit My Store. www.ClanYoungsGiftShop.com

Check This Out.
I guess that I am in this comp. that's going on, so if you can, please read this blog link that I and posting below and do it if you want. I think it would be cool to win something. :D Please help me out. :D http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 That is the link. Just go there, transfer money, and give my user number and ArcAngel and she'll do the rest. Thank you.

Re: Kick Ass Shows All Evening On Revere Radio - 6pm Central
RE: KICK ASS SHOWS ALL EVENING ON REVERE RADIO - 6PM Central ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Erin Date: 24 Nov 2007, 23:35 From: guymonDate: Nov 24, 2007 5:33 PMTUNE IN TO REVERE RADIO . info at 6PM central time tonight!!! Sorry -- MySpace does not like links or even plain text for "info" domains so you will have to paste our NEW web address in your browser and remove the extra spaces -- www.revereradio . infoALL TIMES ARE CENTRAL -- 6 PM -- My show moves back to Saturdays with this brand new special episode! I bitch about cops, drivers licenses, the "law" in the first hour.... THEN.....7 PM -- The Bell Tower with Quasimodo?.... Sort of!.... Since Quasi is out of town for the holidays, I continue into a 2nd hour, breaking down our understanding of the "law" with Quasimodo as co-host over the phone!!8 PM -- The Kingmob Show -- I have no idea what he's covering just yet (he's cranking it out as I type this), but its bound to be kick ass and entertaini

Bubbas Bitches
I have done it yet again! muhhahhaha made someone my bitch!! thats right its Bubbas Pimp out back and better then ever!! make sure you show all my Bitches lots of love go rate add and fan them and i know they will return the favor Just tell em Bubba Sent ya!!!

The Beginning
The People You Will Meet By: Kandi Stevens Dedication: Miss Gwjuan Robinson, the woman who cared more about me than I did myself. Where it begins...: A young woman by the name of Naudia Clark combs her memory over for the significant people in her life. In no specific or chronological order, a list of names builds to form “The People You Will Meet”. There are Believer's and Naysayer's, best friends and plenty of foes. The collections builds and links back to other's as time goes on, but the message always remains the same. Take the things people offer you, good or bad, and help them shape what you want to be. ((I'll be posting new "chapter's" every other night or so. Be sure to keep checking back and leave me your feedback!!))

Poetry
like fresh fallen snow. so virgin and pure. children are angels. i know this for sure. thier smiles are brite. thier hearts are so clean. they bring so much joy. if you know what i mean. never a day. not even an hour. that i doubt that thier precious. as a fresh blooming flower. as a ather i tell you. as sure as i breath. a childs the gift. that no one should leave. a childs our future. so give them your hand. and show them the guidance. to be brilliant and grand. AMEN i love my children

Nice Guys Finish Last
I have discovered that nice guys ALWAYS finish last. No matter how much I try down here I can't get myself a gf. I was raised by my mother to be a Gentleman to a lady. So I be a gentleman to those lovely ladies and I get close to them, when I finally get the guts to ask them out its always the SAME thing. "You are like a brother to me", or "We have a really good relationship as friends, and I don't want to jeapordize that relationship by going out". They may not use the exact word of Jeapordize but you get the point. It really brings me down when they tell me this. And I don't know if most girls know this but when you tell a man that, it hurts, It emotionally hurts. I don't know how to change they way I treat a Lady. For those ladies out there that I talk dirty with, you may not realize it but it makes me feel a little uncomfortable. I am used to acting like a Gentleman and so when I act like a "Bad boy" it feels...... strange. Its starting to drive me NUTS! If you have any advice plea

Did You Know....25% Of Males Have To Be Coerced Into..
Good Morning…brrrr….brrr and more brrr. It lake effected us last night. To the tune of about 6” or so. It is cuddling weather for sure. You know I read somewhere that 25% of males say they have to be coerced into cuddling…… I think for a second and want them to define coerced? … Well it is the rubber day of the week, Wednesday and hump day to be more precise. Mandy works later on in the day about 6:00PM I think so perhaps the roads will be a bit more traveled and cleaner then they were on my way into work. See we early birds tend to clear the path for the late rising chicks. Bowling night…oh joy…I have been just doing so so… I hope to break that with a huge series tonight… ya never know. Oh, Oh I almost forgot, for all of those who wondered if I was or had lost my mind… the jury is still out conveying on that little tid-bit but, the troubles I have been having with my work computer. Is solved. Well almost that is. Apparently it is a little issue DELL Computer has had and warranties

My Ep Artwork!
Stu Smith of Graviton Creations (Click Here) has created me some wonderful cover art for my EP! In return for some creative work a friend paid him. I don't know how much but I don't think it was enough cause this shit is absolutely the mutts nuts! Check it out!

Clear Language Lol
I came back from lunch to find half of our IT department and a couple of strange looking stiffs having a meeting in my office. "What gives?" "We needed your board," said the department head. "Well don't let me interrupt," I said settling into my chair. They were talking fast and had drawings on the board that Einstein would have been proud of. I was trying to keep up with them when thay started talking about encoding. "Wait," I said. "What does 'encoding' mean exactly?" One of the strange stiffs said, "It means different things in different applications. To us it means layering the information so that it automatically identifies the most efficient mode of delivering what has been requested by the user." "Wow," I said. "It's amazing how a simple word can mean so many different things to different people. It's not like, say, the word; 'buttfucking'."

Merry Christmas From Me & Around The World...
Merry Christmas Vrolijke Kerstmis (Dutch) Joyeux Noël (French) Frohe Weihnachten (German) Buon Natale (Italian. My Favorite) Feliz Natal (Portuguese) С Рождеством Христовым (Russian) Feliz Navidad (Spanish) 圣诞快乐 (Chinese) メリークリスマス (Japanese) 즐거운 성탄 (Korean)

Santa's Elf.....
Well i am one of Santa's Elves, and Santa's pretty busy right now.....so he wants me to do the special requests of presents from all you good (or so you say) boys and girls out there in fubar land....*pulls out his pad and pencil* and says "you tell me what you desire, and i'll see if Santa will bring it for YOU" *Smiles* :D Derek the EvilElf

When U Have A "i Hate My Job Day"
On your way home from work, stop at your local pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson."

Fire And Ice
"Wow" she said as she walked in the front door just getting off of work . Her eyes gazed upon her home, fire place rolling and candles illuminating the house . She stood there for a second over whelmed in surprise. She wandered into the living room surprised to see him laying naked on the floor next to the fireplace. With a grin ear to ear he said " So honey how was your day "? Reaching around her back slowly unzipping her dress his eyes watching as it slides down her body hitting the floor , revealing her her bra and thigh high stockings and oops she didn't wear any panties to work . "Hmmmmm" he muffled . She reaches over him and grabs the champange out of the bucket on the fireplace ledge and pours herself a glass . Smiling as she sips she sees the blindfold and thin cord rope under the table just passed his head . She slithers up his body and sits on his chest reaching foward grabbing the rope and the blindfold she slides it down his arms then leans in and passionately kisses him .

Supporting The Troops
Seen this bulletin floating around and heard some baloney from someone else just have comment on it. Being against the Iraq War has nothing what so ever to do with supporting the trops. People are saying it upsets them when you protest against the war. Bullshit, that is simply Republican propaganda. I have 2 close relatives stationed in Iraq right now and both are against the war themselves. But irregardless of their positions being against the war or any policy of the US government is every american's right. By this sort of twisted logic the US can invade any country and we are supposed to sit back and say Hurray. Think about that for a moment this is just baloney the right wing spreads to get American's to stop calling for a end of this war. Whether I am for or against the war doesn't mean I have a problem with the soldiers that are fighting it. It isn't their decision they just do what they are told. I hate having to say this for the 1000th time, Iraq had Nothing to do with

Lonliness
Does the fear of loneliness cause me to be with a person who hurts me Does the fear of loneliness cause me to care for a person who only deceives me Does this phobia cause me to dwell in the past, making it so hard to move on Does this phobia cause me to depend on someone, Only to find out that that someone is independent In reality, now I can't depend on anyone else, neither myself In my state of loneliness, everyone else is paired Am I the only one who suffers by themselves? So should I be content with one who doesn't make me happy Should I be content with another who creates sadness? For if am alone, there is the possibility of emptiness in my heart If I am alone, I see the impossibility of ever smiling I am afraid of being alone

Confused
Has your kids ever said something to you that really made you sit back and think about where your life is heading? My son came up to me and out of the blue said something that made me think just that. I know that they say kids no more than what we think they do. I found out that was so true. My son is only 8 year old and sometimes he reminds me that I am still alive lol. Both of my boys are really good kids. They surprise me sometimes by the things they say and how they act. Ok this is my last blog for today lol.

Just Me I Guess
Thunder Rain Can you feel the pain Lightning Screams Where are the dreams Noises Darkness Who will confess Lonely Sorrow When is tomorrow Laughing Crying Don't stop trying Love Share Don't forget to care

Life Is A Roller Coaster Ride
Daily Horoscope: Taurus For December 7,2007 You're riding an emotional roller coaster and while that can be fun about half the time, the rest can be dismal -- unless you remember that you'll be back on steady ground in the very near future. That's me I'm either happy or sad. no in between. I've been thru so much in my 19 years its crazy. yes im your nutty crazy emotional girl. your either gonna have to deal with it or find someone else to bother.

Your Mall Has A Bad Santa When... (email)
10. Instead of saying, "Ho-Ho-Ho," he hollers "Oy vey!" 9. He asks the mothers if they want to sit on his lap. 8. Resume includes appearing as Santa in "Naughty, Naughty Girls." 7. You recognize him as a former NFL star doing Community Service hours. 6. He complains that the food court has no whiskey. 5. He refers to the wishing fountain as his "tip jar." 4. He won't talk to the kids without conferring with his lawyer. 3. He asks the kids to leave him milk and crack. 2. He replaces Joe Camel as the new Camel cigarettes spokesman. 1. Before the kids sit on his lap he orders the elves to frisk them.

Will You Help A Friend?
Hello everyone! You guys know I don't ever do this so you know how important it is to me. My friend Echo Angel is a super cool women I've met a little while back and she's into this contest and I want to try and help her out. If you could rate and comment her pic posted in the link below, she would greatly appreciate it. And don't be afraid to go say hello to her : she's really an awesome person. Thank you very much! Take care everyone! Pit1971 http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837622&albumid=730506&i=4239009069#

Getaway
LOOK INTO MY EYES AND READ WHO I AM. MY STORY IS FAR FROM WRITTEN, I STAND BESIDE MYSELF IN A DREAM. SO ALONE WITHOUT YOU HERE. HOW LONG MUST I WAIT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU? THE WALL BETWEEN US IS SO HIGH THAT WE CAN NOT CLIMB IT. FEELING LIKE A DRIFTER IN THE NIGHT WHO CAN NOT FIND HER DESTINATION. I'M ON FIRE WHEN WE TOUCH, A FLAME THAT I CAN NOT EXTINGUISH. WHEN I HOLD YOU I CAN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH. WHEN I TOUCH YOUR HAND IT'S SO REAL, REMINDING ME WHY I WANT YOU SO MUCH. CAN I STEAL A PIECE OF YOU AND CARRY IT AROUND WITH MY EVERYDAY, AND LATER PLACE IT IN MY HEART? EVERY RIVER WANTS AN OCEAN TO RUN TOWARDS, AND I WANT TO CRASH INTO YOU LIKE WAVES INTO THE SHORE. COME AWAY WITH ME IN THE NIGHT, AND LET US WRITE ANOTHER ENTRY OF OUR LIVES. I DO NOT WANT TO BE YOUR EVERYTHING, I JUST WANT TO BE A MEMORY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET. AND IN RETURN, I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU....STEPHIE J.

Gas Prices
as a people of governed states ,why is the federal government so elusive about how much they tack on in taxes, and why has it only taken 7 short years for the price of gas to jump so high ,when i was 17 in 78 the price was only .58 a gal. i coul put $4 bucks in my car a pack of smokes and a pepsi and only spend $5 bucks that would cost roughly $4 bucks a pack and $1.49 for the pepsi if you only wanted to go about 17 miles it would be about $2.98 = $8.47 now i could run allday on the $4 bucks, gas has went up over $2.48 1978=.58 1999 =41.58 2007=$2.89 did you pay check keep up mine hasent ,elec, natural gas, fuel oil , how will our kids survive with making min wage not even getting 40 hrs a week ? we are heading for a big recession, depreesion.america needs to stand up and just say enough!!!! do it in voting booths get these tax mongers out if you dont vote or are note registered to vote then FUCK YOU dont complain,i will step off my soap box again

Tomorrow Is Not Promised
Tomorrow is Not Promised Sometimes people come into your life And you know right away that they are meant to be there They serve some sort of purpose, Or help figure out who you are And who you want to become You never know who these people may be; Your neighbor, child, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger Who, when you lock eyes with them You know at that very moment that they will affect your life In some profound way And sometimes things happen to you And at the time they seem painful and unfair, But in reflection you realize that without overcoming those obstacles You would have never realized your potential strength, will power, or heart Everything happens for a reason, Nothing happens by chance Or by means of good or bad luck Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity All occur to test the limits of your soul Without these small tests, whether they be events, illnesses, or relationships Life would be like a s

Tis The Season...
So I put this tree up on my page... You can leave me gifts under it...for FREE...no fubucks necessary... So cmon and visit my page and leave me some presents...pleeeeeaaassse??? I have a SnapVine thingy too...so if you want you can leave me a voice comment. I wanna see lots of e-gifts under my tree...can ya help me out?? Many thanks to all of you who have left me gifts so far!! Hope everyone is having a fantastic holiday season so far...mmmmmmmuaaaahhhh to all. ~t

Bad Santa List
the video game industry is in the grip of demagogues just as shallow and uneducated. Take federal prosecutor Kym Worthy, who according to the Detroit News (by way of GamePolitics) just issued a "Top 10 Most Violent Games" list. The list (with what I presume is a press summary of the list comments, courtesy Detroit local news station WXYZ) follow. 1. Grand Theft Auto "Allows to [sic] players to act out crimes and rewards players for doing so." [1] 2. Manhunt (presumably Worthy means Manhunt 2) "Revolves around the making of a snuff film." 3. Scarface "Involves buying and selling drugs and killing hundreds of people." 4. 50 Cent: Bulletproof "Rapper 50 cent is involved in a web of corruption, double crosses and shady deals that lead him on a bloody path through New York's drug underworld." 5. 300: The Video Game "Invites game room gladiators to slice their way through the Persian army." 6. The Godfather "Opens with a 'child's version' of the player witnessing the

Real Love (dedicated To Bitch Azz Lewis Liriano)
I can't live a day without thinking bout you, you still controll my thoughts and actions(NOT IN A NEGATIVE WAY THOUGH) without you knowing it. I really miss you, but im gonna try and move on and love someone else who actually deserves it. If we were meant to be together then it will happen, but obviously were not so im not gonna spend my time waiting for you because your not worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH ALWAYZ AND FOREVER XOXO MUCHO BESOS

Keep Fighting
Keep fighting things will get better. Keep fighting even though it seems that the pain wont go away and the tears keep falling. For everything there is a reason, For everything there is hope. Keep fighting even when life seems to be unfair, noone ever said that life was a bed of roses. Keep fighting you will find that in the end it was all worth the fight. Keep fighting cause some way some how you will get through. Keep fighting even when there seems to be no end to the pain. Keep fighting. Everyone is a winner. Keep fighting new doors will open. Keep fighting things will get better. Keep fighting the tears will quit falling. Things will work out in the end. And in the end you will realize that it was all worth the fight, and in the end i will be there just like i was in the beginning. Keep fighting.

Another Year...
Greetings & Salutations! Well, I just got home from another road trip – this one to Georgia where my hubby has been working the last 2 weeks on another dig site. What can I say, still honeymooners and can’t be apart that long without withdrawals. *smiles* This past Thursday, I turned 42 and had a very quiet day. No phone calls, no visitors – just me and the critters. It was oddly nice but made me realize that I need to get out and socialize again. The one saving grace was all the love shown to me by my dear friends on Fubar and I can’t thank you enough. I left a bit disappointed but upon my return seeing all the comments and reading my messages put me in better spirits. I should have realized that everyone has lives too and I was just feeling a bit down and selfish. I realized after the fact that people work and get a chance over the weekend and time off to spend it sharing their lives with me as well in different ways. {{{Hugs}}} It was a wonderful weekend, complete with no c

"pathological Presidential Liar, Or Idiot-in-chief?"
12-06-07 video and transcripts of Olbermann's "special comment" about Bush's "cataclysmic deception about Iran" "Finally, as promised, a Special Comment about the President’s cataclysmic deception about Iran. There are few choices more terrifying than the one Mr. Bush has left us with tonight. We have either a president who is too dishonest to restrain himself from invoking World War Three about Iran at least six weeks after he had to have known that the analogy would be fantastic, irresponsible hyperbole — or we have a president too transcendently stupid not to have asked — at what now appears to have been a series of opportunities to do so — whether the fairy tales he either created or was fed, were still even remotely plausible. A pathological presidential liar, or an idiot-in-chief. It is the nightmare scenario of political science fiction: A critical juncture in our history and, contained in either answer, a president manifestly unfit to serve, and behind him in th

What Was Read At Support
ok i had asked why the bartab was set up like this it was told to me that the "owners" that being Baby Jesus and the others wanted it this way, the only way to fix this is to set the bartab to "actions for me". now the VIPs can change it back to what it was like before and not us standard members. Also now get this....They said that if we didnt like this we all can go back to Myspace. for every 10,000 members that leave another 10,000 will join. I kinda think that is way off. Feel free to comment here and lets hear what ya all have to say

Hh Contest
I joined Ladygray's HH Contest! Now I know everyone says... Id like to win this but ya know what?!? Id REALLY like to win this!! lol I been here almost a year.. had some blasts, had lots of fun and even got to Godfather. Help me out?? The contest ends Dec 22nd!

Staying Strong
Staying strong for what it's worth, Staying strong even though everything is falling apart. Staying strong even though the tears are falling. Staying strong even the road is bumpy, Staying strong for what it's worth. Staying strong i know i can get through it. Sraying strong is it worth the pain. Staying strong is it worth the tears. The mountain is steep do i stay strong and keep climbing or do i stand still and wait, Staying strong where did it all go wrong. It seems all the pain has cause it to rain, and the rain only covers of the tears, Staying strong for what it's worth, Staying strong is it worth the pain. Staying strong is there still hope, is things really going to get better. Staying strong how much more do i have to take before the good times return. Staying strong for what it is worth. I hope in the end that i will still be strong. Staying strong i know in the end it will all be worth it. Staying strong.

Whatever! Lol
I have been reflecting on the past year recently, and more so on the last couple of weeks. What have I learned? What will I do differently this year? Who am I? Where am I headed? What do I hope to accomplish? How can I better myself? What will I bring to the table? How can I use what I've learned to teach and mentor others? What have I learned? Over the last year and especially in recent weeks, I have learned that no one, including my friends and co-workers, wants to own up to or take responsibility for their words or actions. And they do this or don't do this rather, in the name of integrity, innocence, and self-importance. Ugh! This makes me nauseous. When they are called on it, they pass the buck and it seems it is always someone else's fault. Too easy to place the blame elsewhere. But, the issues are still there eating away at you. They never really go away. Their job is to haunt you until you deal with them and they will. Recently, a good friend of mine made a choice.

If I Say Goodbye
If I say goodbye remember that i will be back, If I say goodbye remember that i still care. If I say goodbye i hope you never forget me. If I say goodbye know that you are always in my heart. If I say goodbye know that i will miss you. The tears will fall and i will be heart broken, but i know in my heart that i will return someday. If I say goodbye know that i will never forget you. and when i return i hope you all will still be here. If I say goodbye know it is just for alittle awhile, even though to me it will be an eternity. If I say goodbye i know it wont be easy to walk away without the tears falling. I just pray that when i return that you will be here with open arms. If I say goodbye know that i will always remember you and you will never be that far away cause in my heart you will be close. If I say goodbye know that it was because of you that i made it this far. If I say goodbye know that this is breaking my heart. If I say goodbye know that i

~ Jim Croce - Time In A Bottle ~
If I could save Time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day 'til Eternity passes away Just to spend them with you If I could make days last forever If words could make wishes come true I'd save every day like a treasure and then, Again, I would spend them with you But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do Once you find them I've looked around enough to know That you're the one I want to go Through time with If I had a box just for wishes And dreams that had never come true The box would be empty Except for the memory Of how they were answered by you But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do Once you find them I've looked around enough to know That you're the one I want to go Through time with

Trivia, I Scored 17!
** Get paper & pencil & number from 1 to 20. ****Write the letter of each answer & score at the end. Then before you pass this test on, put your score in the subject line. Send to friends so everyone can HAVE FUN!!!! Also send it back to me. 1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located? a. On the floor shift knob. b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch. c. Next to the horn. 2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what was it used? a. Capture lightning bugs. b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing. c. Large salt shaker. 3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters? a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk. b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled. c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top. 4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance? a. Blackjack b.

Spider Webs
By chance twist of fate, two lines cross together binding, they come together with their lives caught up in the whirl, with no chance of unwinding. Bound together now heart to heart, their lives enriched by their part. So wrapped together into one, that in the unbinding brings the rise of one and the fall of the other.

I Want You To Taste Me (poem)
I want you to taste me I want your tongue in the deepest part of me I want you to lick and savor every drop I want you to make me scream don't stop, don't stop I want you to taste me I want you to have me for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert I want my juices to flood out of me I want you to taste me Hold my hips and brace me for your tongue twisting ecstasy I want you to taste me I want to feel your lips and your tongue on every inch of my pussy I want you to taste me I know your dying to I want you to taste me Because I know I want to taste all of you

Dreaming
My heart has been captured in the sails of your gallant mystery ship to carry me away to a far off place, to learn the history under the sea. The brave souls who died but should have lived to tell the tales of old. Of their lost loves that waited for them but there return was not meant to be. I have such a longing inside to sail away, to become a part of the sea, to let the stars and the sun guide me to where they want me to be. To open my heart to the unknown soul mate that is waiting for me on the other side of dawn. "Take me away my lord" I will cry from afar and the sea will stop at nothing to rescue me. My beloved champion, I long for your words to fill the empty part of my soul. If all I have are my dreams, my lord, than I shall met you there in the mist on the dark and shadowed earth. My beloved champion, come for me this night, wield thy sword and set me free from the one who has me in his chains. I sit at my window waiting as if I were one who was waiting for the retu

Share The Light
Tune: "The First Noel" On this Winter holiday, let us stop and recall That this season is holy to one and to all. Unto some a Son is born, unto us comes a Sun, And we know, if they don't that all paths are one. Chorus: Share the light, share the light! Share the light, share the Light! All paths are one on this holy night! Be it Chanukah or Yule, Christmas time or Solstice night, All celebrate the eternal light. Lighted tree or burning log, Or eight candle flames. All gods are one god, whatever their names. VERSION II On this Winter holiday, let us stop and recall That this season is holy to one and to all. Unto some a Son is born, unto us comes a Sun, We gather together that all paths are one. Chorus: Share the light, share the light! Share the light, share the Light! All paths are one on this holy night! Be it Chanukah or Yule, Christmas time or Solstice night, All celebrate the returning light. Lighted tree or burning log, Or eight candle f

My Dream
u r n my every dream u r my fantasy u r my baby girl of whom i love whole heartedly i thank god for the chance to meet u cause it was instant love ever since i seen those eyes of blue ill never 4get the day i asked u to go out with me u said yes but we thought of the distance n if we could make this a reality well here we are its coming upon a year and we are still together even after those who tryed to interfere so never leave me and ill never u this is what they call destiny and baby u know this is true

To My Friends, Kerri & Jay
I just wanted to say congrats to you. I found out that you guys got engaged over the weekend. I am so happy for ya'll. I wish we could talk sometime. I am here and there and Jay, you have my numbers....call me anytime you wanna chat. I wish you both the best and be happy~! I know we haven't had the easiest friendship. It has had it's share of ups and downs, but I want you to know I am truly happy for you. I hope whatever is between us will pass and I can come to the wedding~! I would love to be there in person to congratulate my friends on their happiness~~~!!!! ~~smooches~~

Sts-122 Atlantis Update
Atlantis To launch No Earlier Than Jan. 2, 2008 Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton Dec. 11 - 12:30 p.m. EST NASA managers will consider a plan today to evaluate issues about the engine cutoff (ECO) fuel sensor system on space shuttle Atlantis. Details of the plan will be discussed Tuesday afternoon during a teleconference by Space Shuttle Program Manager Wayne Hale. The teleconference is to begin at 3:30 p.m. EST. False readings from the sensor system forced a postponement of the launch of Atlantis on mission STS-122. The space agency has rescheduled the launch for Jan. 2, 2008, at 5:41 a.m. EST from NASA's Kennedy Space Center. Watch NASA TV Live. (Left click on player for full screen play)

Top Morons Of 2007 (so Far)
Top 8 Morons of 2007 (So Far) 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, during which the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kiwi Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk

From A Friend
You are one sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this doesnt touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?" No

The Perfect Husband!
Body: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He then looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove ... I left early to go shopping. Love you!!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you r

Rip Chris We Miss You
Merry Christmas From Heaven I still hear the song I still see the light I still feel your love on cold wintery nigths I still share your hopes and all of your cares I'll even remind you to please say your prayers I just want to tell you you still make me proud You stand head and shoulders above all the crowd Keep trying each moment to stay in His grace I came here before you to help set your place You don't have to be perfact all of the time He forgives you the slip If you continue the Climb To my family and friends please be thankful today I'm still close beside you In a new special way I love you all dearly now don't shed a tear cause I'm spending my christmas with Jesus

Celebrate How You Wish, Do Not Allow Someone To Tell You How..
While I am always looking for ideas of the special gift from the heart on Holidays like Christmas, Valentines Day and Easter yeah we are goobers we use those dates to give one another little things from the heart. Yes even Easter… I believe it is a tradition set down long, long ago… wow sounds like a harlequin novel starting out doesn’t it? Oh Birthdays too, that is a given. But, the real point here is not the Holiday in which you give the gift more so you are basically telling the other or whom you are gifting, hey, I thought today since it is a special date in time you deserve something because you are special to me. Which by no means takes away from the special day or Holiday. I mean so many people say Christmas is so commercialized and people forget the true meaning of Christmas and why we celebrate it… No, no we do not forget, and no we are not over looking the fact the of the most special Birthday was on that date. The fact is we all celebrate in different ways. My gosh how brail

Blah Blah Blah...
Been a while since I've written something. Life has me very busy these days and it's all I can do to keep up these days. This morning my daughter and I were in the car and she was doing her about to cry thing and was mad at me bc of something her dad and his twat did and I fianlly just asked her why she was taking it out on me. At that moment it dawned on me that the question wasn't really meant for her but for quite a few people in my life. I am at my rope with people these days and am about to have to cut some loose. I have had all I can take. I realize that I am busy and that I don't get to be there for a lot of things and I take a lot of shit from people about this. I am the one who everyone blames and for a long time I took the blame, but then this morning in the middle of my daughter's melt down it dawne on me that I am not the bad guy here and that it's not all my fault. I am tired of people taking shit out on me that wasn;t my fault to begin with. I take a LOT of stuff from wor

Pfffft...come On Already
In response to a mumm that i have read today, and most of the comments on it I would just like to share something with you all...(well at least the apx.20 of you that actually read my blogs).... (oh and I'm not pointing that finger at any of you, I just have been really bothered by this since I read that mumm this morning) **comment that I left on the mumm** I have read most of the comments on this MUMM and I am a little .... perplexed ...!! I am a big girl. I am working on it. for me because I want to. BBW - now I don't necessarily like the term, BUT...it fits what I think of myself, I am big, I am beautiful (even if people don't agree), and I am a woman. HOWEVER, I do not like to be called a BBW, because of all the negative things that I hear, namely like some of the comments that I have read here. If you don't like a woman, because of her size, whether you are male or female, then you are a shallow ass person, because we are reall people to, and our personalities and what

To The Girls....
Taken from my friend ashley! Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for while. We went t

Vallin/song For All Seasons
46y/o double Skorp (Taurus Moon) professional musician/orchestra director with Ass-Burger's (waitin' for the MANIA!) in Hot-Ass-Lanta. Athletic build. Love reading, internet, astrology. More piratessfas> Song For All Seasons group/songforallseasons>: 35-piece Atlanta-based orchestra/chorus that specializes in the Neo-Gothic Eclecticism of ELP, Renaissance, Led Zeppelin, Yes, The Beatles as well as Classical/Opera and Orchestral Jazz/Show. Seeking new works, arrangers, all orchestra players (union/AFM preferred), sponsors, support (business and tech), and management.

You Came Into My Life
You came into my life at just the right time In some ways I call you mine You make me smile Although we are seperated by many miles You always seem so sincere I want you in my heart to always hold you near My heart is full for you of care and concern It is what is in my heart you will someday lean I imagine us dancing on the beaches sand Walking on the summer beaches Hand in Hand You smile and look my way You tell me everything will work out okay I take a deep breath and try now to cry Cause you are everything to me in my eyes I see you in my dreams You are what makes my sun beam You are the things that make me tick Thoughts of you in my head do stick We are not one we are two But I will always love you

Dj Kulvir
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?! HAS THE GREATEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN ME FOR SOME AWESOME TUNES, GREAT CHAT..AND!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LAUGHS!!! DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS... AFTERSHOCK WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF AND WE PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~ (Lead DJ) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA~*~ ~*~DJ GREENMOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ HAWKEYE~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ COME ON IN AND LISTEN FOR A BIT... YOU MIGHT JUST FIND THAT HOME AWAY FROM HOME YOU'VE BEEN WANTING... THE DRAMA FREE ZONE...

Written About My Step-grandma.
Turn from the rage Escape to a haven of bliss That seduces my senses Interupted by the strangle Wrapping her hands around tighter Watch my life float away Too dead to be alive This is hell on earth everyday Rather be lonely in my room But I'm bruised from the struggle Scared of the psycho living upstairs Lived this way for 8 fucken years You say I'm a liar Well I'm calling your bluff Dealing with your sickness You've dragged me down with you Leave me be - you're a selfish bitch One hell of a cold hearted witch I dont need your rules No longer controlled by your demon Let me go and be free We part on bad terms as he cries One day when you finally rest I'll be spitting on your grave.

U No Ur From Lynn
u no ur from lynn Only in Lynn .... A day with no shootings or stabbings is considered abnormal. Can you say "the black lady on Boston St." and people know exactly which homeless person you're talking about. Everyone knows what a bluezone from the Med. is. You can go to about 6 different high schools, but the newest one is sinking. Double parking on every single one way street is just another obstacle instead of something illegal. A pitbull is considered the dog of choice. Harry Agganis is more popular than the President of the United States. You can find 18 Dunkin Donuts within 3 minutes of each other. You hear a whistle from a field and know it's a Mexican soccer player. Our beautiful beaches also smell like sewers. It's not "the projects"...it's "which projects?" The news shows crimes committed in other states..and you know the accused is from your hometown. We actually have a day care in a high school. Road rage isn't giving the finger;

Another Rant
When I was a kid in my mid-teens, my sister who is 4 and a half years younger than me, would steal stuff from her family to give to her friends. In later years, she would snub her family to help her friends. We, my wife at the time and myself, were living with a friend in Texas when her electricity went out, My nephew and her son blew the box on the pole. It was going to cost $3000 to fix and for some reason the city would not fix it, even tho it was their box on the pole. Well, my friend was my ex-girlfriend and my sisters best friend. When we lost power, my wife was about 3-4 months pregnant. My sister took in her best friend and her two sons, one was 10 and the other was 15. Meanwhile, we were had no where to live but in a trailer with no electricity and no heat. I was working, but was making only $6 an hour, and being in Texas, the rent was more than we could afford in every place we looked at. During this time, we were watching my friends dog. The trailer got infested wit

The Path Of Life
Walk with me, the path of life, to explore every bend of the road Enjoy with me the beauty of life, along its wonderful way Find comfort with me, in each other's arms, when grief crosses our path Find strength with me, in each other's strength, when despair lies in wait Laugh with me, a single true laugh, to enlighten another's distress Cry with me, a single true tear, to understand true happiness Cherish with me, the wonders of life, as they need to be preserved Rejoice with me, in the mysteries, of what is yet to be Find peace with me, in each other's souls, when the world has gone insane Find love with me, in each other's hearts, until this life has been fulfilled And when the path comes to an end I hope we can say from within We've known the beauty of true love, our love came from within

Joinnn
1) Facebook makes over $8 million a MONTH from advertising alone. 2) Myspace makes almost $25 million. WE, the users, don't get any of this, even though WE are the ones making the pages, writing the blogs and uploading the pictures! There's a brand new social networking site called Yuwie, which actually pays it's members just to use it! You think Facebook has everything you need - That's fine! I love facebook, and only use Yuwie to make money. Simply join Yuwie with this link, http://r.yuwie.com/joestattoo and then you can do the same!

Life
A little bit about me. I try to live for the day, I can't say that this always work, but I sure do try. I'm sometimes a little to blunt, and I don't think before I speak. Some people might think that this is part of my charm, others think I'm a bitch. Think what you will. I will drive for hours, just so I can clear my head. Small things, make me smile, like little gifts from friends just for no reason. I think that's about it for now. Thanks for reading my first blog :) Cheers! Andrea

What All Kisses Mean??? Bah
From a bulletin I read. I'm not buying them all. WHAT ALL KISSES MEAN -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I like you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.

External Hard Drives Your Best Computer Investment...
Archive Apple Chips D Demo Digital Cameras Displays Internet Microsoft Miller's Choice PC Hardware Phones Show Reports Software Never miss a story. Add our RSS Feed to your favorite feed reader. Michael J. Miller's Column Got a Question? A Comment? E-mail Michael! Wednesday December 12, 2007 External Hard Drives: Your Best Computer Investment (But Still Not Perfect) Categories: PC Hardware Tags: Backup, Hard Drives, Storage Whether you're getting a new computer for the holidays, or just dealing with an existing machine, I'm convinced the best investment you can make for your computer is an external hard drive you use for backup. For years, I've been imploring friends, colleagues, and readers to backup their systems, but too often I've heard from people who just weren't backed up. Today, the information we have on our machines - from business files and tax records to digital music libraries and priceless collections of digital photogra

Probablly Going To Leave Fubar
soo ya this site and the perverted Scum (people) on it have been pissing me off even more soo im most likely going to leave this site...soo too my friends i have made on here message me if u wanna keep in touch ill give u my messenger names or my space name or email....to the rest of you pathetic waist of flesh you can die horrbal bloody deaths for all i care!

Look Beyond Limitations
If all your limitations were suddenly removed, what would you do? If you were able to make absolutely anything happen, what would it be? If there were no challenges standing in your way, where would you go? With absolutely nothing holding you back, what would your life become? It's easy to get so caught up in pushing against your limitations that you start seeing yourself solely in terms of those limitations. Yet you are so very much more. Instead of identifying yourself in relation to the challenges you face, dig deeper and find the real person inside. For the truth is, you exist apart from any challenge or limitation, and it is a powerful exercise to get solidly in touch with who you are. Yes, there will always be obstacles and limiting factors. And the best way to get beyond them is by knowing that they do not define you. Imagine a world with no limitations, and discover who you are in such a world. One by one, the challenges will fade in the distance as you express the

Climate Talks 'on Brink' Of Deal
RE: Over 100 Prominent Scientists Challenge UN Global Carbon Tax ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Dec 2007, 14:03 Over 100 Prominent Scientists Challenge UN Move For Global Carbon Tax The UN has officially announced what the fearmongering about man-made global warming has been designed to justify all along - a global carbon tax which will do nothing to reduce carbon emissions but everything to feed the trough of world government. Over one hundred prominent scientists signed a letter dismissing the move as a futile bureaucratic scheme which will diminish prosperity and increase human suffering. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/121407_carbon_tax.htm Climate talks 'on brink' of deal Latest newsBali basics Planet Bali Two Chinas Carbon lives Climate maps If global temperatures rise, billions will face water shortages The UN climate summit in Bali is "on the brink" of a deal, accor

Ugh!
So lately Ive been feeling like blah. So right now I am going to rant alittle bit. So I am now living in Hawaii..Been here for 4 weeks now. I am trying so hard to give this place a chance. I am getting use to stuff around here. But it is nothing like being back in NC with my family and friend or being home in Pittsburgh where it is cold right now and has snow. But oh well so be it. Another thing.....I may have seducetive pictures...But that doesn't mean I want you. So please don't come to me saying oh how I would love to fuck you and shit...Because I am here to tell you right now it isn't going to happen. Yes I may flirt but it is harmless flirting. If you can't respect me and my wishes...It is as easy as this...DON'T TALK TO ME. Im not here to find a man. I am here strictly for FRIENDS to talk to and get my mind off of being here. I have a man. I don't need another one. On another note. If I don't answer you right away that doesn't mean that I don't want to talk to you...that e

Re: Estulin: Elitists Consider Assassinating Ron Paul
RE: Estulin: Elitists Consider Assassinating Ron Paul ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Dec 2007, 21:44 Estulin: Elitists Consider Assassinating Ron Paul Best-selling author and Bilderberg sleuth Daniel Estulin says he has received information from sources inside the U.S. intelligence community which suggests that people from the highest levels of the U.S. government are considering an assassination attempt against Congressman Ron Paul because they are threatened by his burgeoning popularity. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/121407_assassinating_paul.htm

Something To Offend Everyone!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pr

Omg What A Night...
The party was so kick ass. About 40 of my closest peeps, and some of people i didn't know but made friends with came over last night. They didn't show up till around 11ish, so around 10 i was getting a little nervous wondering where in the fuck everyone was. But when they did show up, they came in groves. I really didn't sing much, cause i wanted all my guests to have fun and enjoy the karaoke, so i just occupied myself with the booze and playing pool. The party went off without any hitches, which is definitely a plus. I've been having parties at my house for the past 4 years, and there's never been a fight, or any disagreement that's ever happened (knocking on my wood). I love each and everyone of my friends here in the D/FW area and on Fubar. And speaking of my fubar friends, i wish each and everyone of you could have partaken in on the chaos that was my party last night. I KNOW FOR A FACT, that you all would have had a blast!!! This is only the beginning of what's to come for the Ev

Its Comming Down To The Wire Only Need 14,483 And Counting Down
bombs away please come and help i know we can get this done today please help i will hand out fubucks to anyone who stays and helps till we hit the goal of 40,000 comments please come and help out

Come To The Party At Ihs
The devil took over the air ways in the iron horse saloon come check it our i am not lying to you he really did. So come and save us all. Then again lets get him drunk. Iron Horse Saloon! Click the pic below! (repost of original by '"DJ.MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS~F/U/G/F 2 KEITH' on '2007-12-08 17:11:31')

Im Finaly Homeyay
WE WON ARE POOL MATCH AND NOW IM HOME I ALMOST HAD A RUN I LOST ONE GAME AND WON THE OTHER 2ND GAME I PLAYED I ALMOST RAN THE TABLE BUT THE 8 BALL WAS BLOCKED TRIED TO BANK OF THE RAIL WITH CUE BALL BUT I MISSED IT AND THEN FINALY IT WAS MY TURN AGAIN AND I HAD 2 CHOICES EITHER SLICE IT UP TABLE OR BANK UP TABLE IN OPPISIT POCKET SO I BANKED THE 8 BALL AND LOW AND BEHOLD I MADE THE MOST IMPORTANT SHOT OF THE DAY IN MY EYES I BELEIVE IT WAS THE TURNING POINT OF THE GAME SO NOW THAT IM HOME NOW ILL BE BOMBING MY PIC SO PLEASE COME AND HELP ME THERE IS ALMOST 10,000 COMMENTS TO GO

An La Dining Guide: Proper Etiquette
We ate around noon at a diner With wrinkled waitresses covered in a cigarette perfume While drinking from finger-print riddled glasses And eating from cold sore forks. She hiked her skirt for a larger tip Exposing varicose veins and ingrown hairs. Added flavor to my already seasoned food. I know the cook’s behind the counter Rubbing cheese on our toast. That grin isn’t homemade. We sat in horror as the specimens Gradually walked through the glass doors. Oozing seams tearing at a glance under false stars Tonight at 2 a.m. the false start at Denny’s or is it Lenny’s? They do in fact…yes…cheat. Dolores, the name as ironic as it seems Yes, our waitress came back with an open shirt With mounds that did in fact protrude in a manner That implied “Get your buttermilk here.” I could see the look in my friend’s eyes As he cupped his hands. “May I sample the goods ma’am?” he stated. “I get off at three. Bring a bottle of vegetable oil And Pall Malls.” she stated.

~ Elton John - Sad Songs ~
Live Kneebworth Guess there are times when we all need to share a little pain And ironing out the rough spots Is the hardest part when memories remain And it's times like these when we all need to hear the radio `Cause from the lips of some old singer We can share the troubles we already know Turn them on, turn them on Turn on those sad songs When all hope is gone Why don't you tune in and turn them on They reach into your room Just feel their gentle touch When all hope is gone Sad songs say so much If someone else is suffering enough to write it down When every single word makes sense Then it's easier to have those songs around The kick inside is in the line that finally gets to you and it feels so good to hurt so bad And suffer just enough to sing the blues Sad songs, they say Sad songs, they say Sad songs, they say Sad songs, they say so much

Dj Raven Lady X
THIS NAUGHTY VIXEN IS HITTEN THE AIRWAVES ... WITH SOME AWESOME TUNES... YOU ARE IN FOR A THRILL... AND ONE HELL OF A GOOD SHOW... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HER AT... COME ON OVER AND LISTEN... AS THIS GIRL PUTS THE TUNES OUT SHE'LL PLAY THE SONGS YOU WANNA HEAR SHE'S THE EVER SO SEXY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ SQUID LEE~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~ ~*~DJ FLASH~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNES

A Page
I gazed into her awe-inspiring eyes with such an impression of being that she sensed comfort yet uncertainty. For every step I took towards her, she withdrew by taking a step back. My plan was working, for I closed in on her, and lie in wait behind her was the wall I had been pushing her towards. Here she swallowed, and though she felt it was I who had control, it was she for she had me entranced, it was her beauty that had been telling me what to do. My hand brushed her face, my thumb gently traced her lips and I pulled the single strand of silken hair away from the corner of her mouth, and tucked it behind her ear. It is here her beauty furthers to tell me what to do, I drew near and teased her with a kiss by passing her lips and breathing the warm breath of “say it, say it” into her ear. Here I whisper the words over and over till I heard her murmur “take me, take me”. My hands act alone, and striped away the clothing that hugged her perfect form. Here my fingers danced alon

The X-mas Auction
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I AM UP FOR AUCTION! YEP, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO OWN ME FOR A MONTH! ALL YOU FU-GUYS & FU-GALS GET YOUR BIDS IN! THE AUCTION RUNS FROM 5 PM DEC 15TH TO 5 PM DEC 22ND! HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER TO YOU: All 11s During HH only Daily profile comments Rate all stash During HH Personal phone call SFW & NSFW Salutes Autographed bra that I will wear in the salute for you! "Owned by" Added to my name Add to Family for NSFW Pimpout comment on all new friends requests Link and write up about you in MY About Me CLICK ON THIS PIC AND GO PLACE YOUR BID IN THE COMMENT SECTION! YOUR BID MUST BE HIGHER THAN THE BID BEFORE IT, AND IN THE END, THE ONE THAT BIDS THE HIGHEST WILL OWN THEIR VERY OWN PEE JAY!!! HERE ARE THE RULES, PLEASE READ CAREFULLY: RULES OF ENGAGEMENT: (SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY) PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BID! 1. NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. 2. THE CONTESTANTS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS.

Only Urself
i know ill probably catch crap about this. say what u want to say but this is my opinion. eventhough ppl have best friends, boyfriends/girlfriends, husbands/wifes etc. that doesnt mean u can fully trust them, does it. i mean think about it, u hear all the time about ppl cheating on each other, abusing one another, friends stabbing eac other in the back etc. the only person u can really trust is urself, unless u simply don't care about urself. in that case, the word trust doesn't mean a damn thing. just a thought to ponder over. if u do decide to trust other than urself, make sure u know what ur doing and who it is ur trusting. have a good evening. DEAD ANGEL

Angel
Angel by me You are a wild flower the sun that blinds me in the desert the unexpected rain on a summer night I would hold you prisoner on an island But how is it possible to imprison the breeze ? How is it possible to capture an Angel with wings ? You are not mine, you belong to nobody Only God possesses you But I ask you only one thing a glance to keep the colour of your eyes always inside my soul We are at peace I forgive you. Mrrcp2007

I Am Darkness
I am darkness I am Light I walk amongst both Lost within the sights The darkness calls me by first name But the sun craves my loving ways The moons crys for my blood As the sun sighs of my wicked ways I am darkness I am light

Grandma's Cookies
Grandma's cookies A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?' Grandpa replied, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!' Grandpa said, 'Then you're not man enough to have a beer. A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a cigar?' Once again, Grandpa asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' The little boy answered 'no,' again. Grandpa said, Then you're not man enough to have a cigar.' A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, 'Can I have a cookie?' The boy asked, 'Can your pecker touch your ass?' Grandpa replied, 'Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!' The boy replied, 'Then go fu*k yourself! Grandma made t

Nghĩ Về Một Thời Tuổi Trẻ (ii)
(5) …Và nhìn lại… Con người được sinh ra ai cũng có một gia đình, một tổ quốc, một quê hương! -“Không ai chọn thời mà sống”!… Tuổi trẻ miền Bắc những tháng ngày đất nước còn chia cắt, sau năm 1975, nếu có suy nghĩ, nhận thức lại môt thờI tuổi trẻ, đất nước và chế độ chắc sẽ có nhiều suy tư khi tiếp cận với quê hương đất nước miền Nam 20 năm sống trong thời kỳ”Mỹ Ngụy”. Những người trí thức của Miền bắc “XHCN” sẽ có cái nhìn sâu sắc hơn bằng chính cuộc sống của mình. Và rồi lịch sử cũng sẽ có đ

Beyond The Pain Of Keeping Resentments Ir Relief To Live Free & Happy.
Resentment is a useless pursuit. It does not help you, it does not help the situation, and it does not help the people you resent. Resentment expands the damage that has been done and prolongs the pain that has been inflicted. And resentment often leads to new instances of hurtful behavior on the part of everyone involved. The way to end the downward spiral of resentment is with forgiveness. Forgiveness frees you to move forward, unfettered by the burden of past wrongdoing. Forgiveness does not mean that what happened was acceptable. Forgiveness simply enables you to completely, once and for all, let it go. In every life, there are numerous and continuing opportunities for deep, abiding and destructive resentment. But there is nothing at all to be gained by spending your life filling up a mental warehouse with those painful resentments. Choose instead to quickly forgive, and to move forward, beyond the pain and into a world filled with positive possibilities. Don't waste y

Don’t Forget The Gift Tags
Don’t forget the gift tags: I’m feeling a bit frazzled. I’ve been running my last-minute Christmas errands. You’re probably in the same boat as me. Unfortunately, it is easy to overlook things when you’re in a rush. I often find out too late that I’ve forgotten to buy enough gift tags. At this point, the pickings will be slim at the stores. So, why not make your own gift tags? You can do it the old-fashioned way. Or, you can visit today’s Cool Site and print up some tags. There are many different designs. You can even fill them out before you print them! That means you have a little more time to enjoy the Christmas season with your family. TO VISIT , GO HERE:TODAY'S COOL SITE www.dltk-cards.com

26.2 Reasons To Run A Marathon
1. You have something to look forward to. When you register for the marathon and have it on your calendar, you have something exciting to look forward to. As the marathon gets closer and closer, excitement and anticipation build. You'll probably be a bit anxious, as well, but the anxiety is part of the excitement. 2. Emotional release. Angry? Frustrated? Stressed? Go for a 5-mile run and I guarantee you that those problems will just melt away. You'll feel so wonderful when you're done that you will temporarily forget what you were so upset or stressed about. 3. It's a good conversation topic. When someone asks you how you spent your weekend, you can say "I did an 18-mile training run". It's likely that the person will be in awe of you and you'll have something interesting to share rather than "oh I just relaxed and watched TV". 4. Runner's high. After about 4-5 miles (perhaps a bit more depending on the person) endorphins are released into your system giving you a pleasant