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TOLD YA I WAS GOING TO KEEP POSTING THE SAME THING UNTIL IGOT THE LOVE I NEED. I ENTERED THE BEST SFW CLEAVAGE OF FUBAR CONTEST. HELP ME WIN PRETTY PLEASE. MUCH LOVE BETTY Please bomb this picture over and over. I NEED AT LEAST 3,000 COMMENT TODAY. Thanks. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=621057&albumid=544480&i=442794135
Voice Comments!!!!
If your going to visit me ....... Please leave a voice message!!!Its always nice to put a voice with a face!!
Live At The Roxy Mike Ness Prison Bound Intro
I was about 4 foot fucking 8 and I'd hit the biggest mother fucker there.
Only In My Dreams
She laid there awaiting his arrival. On the bed alone in the silence, her thoughts racing in her head. What will he think? Will he be on time? Could it measure up to last time? Just as she thought about getting up, she noticed him as if he appears out of nowhere. Standing at the foot of the bed staring at her. She opened her mouth to ask when he had gotten there? He put his finger to his lips and pulled a pair of handcuffs from behind his back. He crept slowly onto the bed and laid beside her. She wanted to say no but was unable to get it out. She though of the last time, how he had taken her like a beast and how she had never been taken to such levels of passions in her life. She decided that if there was anyone she could trust it was him. He easily pulled her hands above her head and secured her to the headboard. Then lowered his hand to her check, guided her mouth to his, and kissed her so softly that she barley felt his tongue brush pass her lips. He ran his hand down h
Life Goes On
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I've Tried To Forget
I've tried to forget, your kisses upon my lips. I've tried to forget, your breath upon my skin. I've tried to forget, your whispers in my ear. I've tried to forget, the moments that we stole. I've tried to forget, the secrets we've shared. I've tried to forget, the caresses upon my brow. I've tried to forget, the loss of your touch. I've tried to forget, but you're always on my mind.
Can I Get An Amen
A Song My Man Dedicated To Me:)
WILLS MARK lyrics
Lets Help To Stop This
lets help to stop this Cause some don't get that chance...........SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night.SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to play with my dolls that long.SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to trip over your shoes in the middle of the floor.SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't i eat?SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday.SORRY MOMMY && DADDY.i didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GAURDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..if you dont repost you have no heart
Labor Day Weekend And Taking Some Control....
Labor day weekend and taking some control.... I spent my majority of my weekend cleaning moving in a new couch..... a wider couch. Which took me hours to get into the house. I am a little sore...and my back still hurts. Yeah after this week no more projects. Let the winter come.*waves the white flag* Damn I need to finish that ramp. Their is some people I have been missing....sorta depressing actually. I had one guy lose his temper the other night because he didn't like My mumm comments on the Fubar. The more later it gets the more smartass I am. Too much caffeine for me is bad. lol . I made a couple new friends here. Gotten tons of compliments. . Mainly I was cleaning for the whole weekend....yeah men clean up... surprised? And I went to Wal-mart which is not my favorite store and got a PC Shooter game Call to duty, Shot my instructor on the first try lol I didnt know what the hell I was doing. I found my ex's letters...I forgot it was there..letters how much s
Hello To All My Awesome Friends...
i came on to let u all know my mom got out of surgery today and she is really sore but the tested the tumors and they r not cancerous but the did do a complete histerectomy on her so to make sure she would be ok. she be able to come home either tommorrow or the next day not sure till i call dr. at 7 am tommorrow to let me know how well she is doing....so when she does come home i will be off alittle while longer cuz she has to be off her feet for at least 3 weeks if not more..and so i am at her call when she needs me but i am going to try to stop by and see how u all r doing and say hi...to u all..i promise.. OH AND I TY FOR ALL YOUR COMMENTS U HAVE ALL SENT ME WHILE I WAS GONE...I LOVE THEM ALL IT MEANS ALOT TO ME....I TY FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART...U R ALL TO SWEET AND I WILL LET U KNOW MORE WHEN I KNOW MORE K... HUGGZZ STACIE ... OH AND PLZ IF U ALL LIKE KEEP SENDING ME COMMENTS CUZ WHEN I SEE THEM AND READ THEM IT MAKES ME SMILE...TY XXXXXXXX HUGGZZ TO ALL MY TRUE FRI
My Sex Iq!!
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Kind Of Upset
I have a friend on here that was made to remove 6 pics from her profile.Now i understand the nsfw guidelines and well they common sense things,I mean we're all adults right.Now i have gone over the nsfw guidelines and can not see how these pics were nsfw maybe one possibly. All pics were if not tasteful but they were at least pics of her clothed I think some people are gettin a little overzelus about tellin on people with nsfw marks.Live and let live thats what i say so lets all be a bit more mature about markin photos and if you agree with this pass it on to a friend and tell them to pass it on. Stay true and stay real.
De-weeding My Friend Garden...
Hi ya'll... As some of you know I've been on Lost Cherry-Cherry Tap-Fubar for awhile....and have made some really great friends along the way. Unfortunately I do have some people on my friends list that I don't know and don't hear from therefore they will deleted. I will be deweeding my friend garden today, so come by and say hey if I haven't heard from ya in awhile. xoxo! WW
Gambling With Life
Have you found your soul mate? Have you really looked for him/her? When we are searching, we look for a partner that is fun and likes alot of the same things, a great sexual partner. Someone that can carry a conversation, honesty, loyalty. Just some of the characteristics that we want to find in that person. But have you really looked....maybe looked around the people you already know. Just because we haven't made a connection yet. Doesn't mean someone couldn't be our soul mate. Maybe we haven't discovered a part of them or ourselves that actually make a connection. Possibly something could trigger the feeling. It can open your eyes, seeing the person you've always wanted, right before you. Sometimes we meet somebody and feel they are our soul mate, but it just doesn't work out. We can be devastated by the realization. Which can make us believe we don't have soul mates. Often after being burned, we stop looking. Well I want to find mine..I want to feel the connection. I want to fi
4 Words That Ruin Sex
Try to think of 4 words that ruin sex ... and keep the chain going Shay - " Get off my daughter '' angel~ " eww whats that smell" Melissa ~ " I can't feel it" Reid ~ "Mom's next door, Dad." Timothy- "That's Not My Vagina." Brandy~~ Is it in yet??? nana ~~ i got a headache Danni~~ Shit the condom broke Tionna ~~ Bring me the tweezers! Brandy -- The kids are here! Angie - Oh no, not again! BRANDI-ARE YOU KIDDING ME! Linda- Forget to take my pill Rhonda- "My husband is back" Honey- "OMG, What a dog!" Jo- "Are you done yet?" Curmudgeon at Law - "Great, I'm stuck again." Chantal- "That's not the hole." Don- "My name isn't George" JeNiLu - "That all you got?" Mara- "Your brother is bigger"- never a good idea, trust me lol X-Stripper - "Ha Ha Ha Ha" Jackie" It is THAT small?" Paul~ "pick the scabs first" Kristen- "I don't feel a thing". (that's dedicated to the ex i never dated, Mike) Roderick- "I think I'm bored." Alex "Thats a wierd rash!" Sam "I'll finish mys
To Much Drama
goodbye to all my friends
We Are Kicking What???
http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Bush_tells_Deputy_Australian_Prime_Minister_0905.html Overheard in Australia, Bush tells minister 'we're kicking ass' in Iraq 09/05/2007 @ 11:04 am Filed by John Byrne Things are going well in Iraq, according to President George W. Bush. Upon his arrival in Sydney Wednesday, Deputy Australian Prime Minister Mark Vaile "inquired politely" about his stopover in the war-torn country. "We're kicking ass," Bush said. The remark was overheard by a reporter for the Sydney Morning Herald and caught by an Australian blog. According to the paper, Bush arrived in Australia in a "chipper mood." "Despite his unpopularity in" Australia, the paper said, "Bush used yesterday's media conference with [Prime Minister John] Howard to try to bolster the Prime Minister's electoral prospects in the next poll. Labor was quite happy at the spectre of one unpopular leader backing another but should not underestimate the defiance and polished performance Bush
Hopeless
Hopelessly bound unfettered by the chains of love's grip - greatest gift, fate's cruelest curse. Wherefore do I weep at knowing the joy, the warmth, at feeling the peace, the fire. Wherefore do I weep unable to complete , to be, unknown the kiss, the flames. Wherefore do I weep at loving not living seeing not touching breathing not sharing holding not loving? All, because I, The Fool, am no more?
Would You......?
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date
Tgif!
TGIF! Wishing you a great Friday and a Fantastic Weekend! Hubby will be home this afternoon so I will be incommunicado till next week but I just wanted to let you know - Thank You for being my Friend! {{{HUGS}}}
Only In America
ONLY IN AMERICA 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America
Haha Mutha Fuckin Ha!
IS THIS THE LIFE PEOPLE WANT TO LIVE? THIS IS THIS AND THAT IS THAT? I KNOW I'M NOT PERFECT! BUT MY HEART BEATS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE'S FUCKIN HEART! I HAVE MORE FEELINGS THAT ANYONE YOU CAN THINK OF... I DON'T GO AROUND STALKING PEOPLE. I DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU. I LIVE AS ONE PERSON AND I WOULD PEEL THE SKIN OFF MY BACK FOR YOU! SOUND HARSH? WELL IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE...I DON'T WANNA KEEP THROWING MY PROBLEMS OUT THERE LIKE THAT, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE FUCKIN PROBLEMS TOO. WHAT THE FUCK EVER!OLD? MAYBE I AM OLD... FUCK IT! WHO FUKIN CARES? WAIT! THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT DO CARE. YOU KNOW WHAT AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU AFFRAID OF WHAT THEY MIGHT THINK... I WAIT HERE AS SOMEONE WHO CARES FOR HOW LONG? TELL ME? CAUSE REALLY, I STOPPED COUNTING... I KNOW I HAVE NEVER LEFT AND THAT I AM ALWAYS THERE TO PICK UP THE PIECES OF A BROKEN PUZZLE. WHAT DO I GET? NOT A THANK YOU GREG FOR BEING HERE. FUK IT I DON'T FUKIN CARE... NOT A AWWWW SWEET HEART YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THERE FOR ME! BULL FUK
Game Two: New Zealand Crush Italy 76-14
New Zealand (43) 76 Tries: McCaw 2, Howlett 3, Muliaina, Sivivatu 2, Jack, Collins 2 Cons: Carter 7, McAlister 2 Pens: Carter Italy (7) 14 Tries: Stanoevic, Mirco Bergamasco Cons: Bortolussi, de Marigny Favourites New Zealand laid down a World Cup marker by destroying Italy in their opening game in Marseille. Richie McCaw (2), Doug Howlett, Mils Muliaina and Sitiveni Sivivatu (2) scored before Marko Stanojevic crossed for Italy to make it 43-7 at the break. The All Blacks added further tries through Chris Jack, Howlett (2) and Jerry Collins (2), before Mirco Bergamasco grabbed a consolation try. Star All Blacks fly-half Dan Carter landed 17 points with the boot. Italy have a reputation as a physical, abrasive unit but they were taken apart by the All Blacks in a devastating opening quarter. New Zealand have a history of peaking between World Cups but since losing in the semi-finals of the 2003 tournament they have won 38 of their 43 Tests.
This Blog Inspired By Many
this blog is inspired by many thoughts and people so bear with me as it starts to unravel you had your problems big and small on this we can agree but if yu had spoke and even thought you should have come to me instead yu chose to hide and cower in your bed thinking that your peace would come with the letter that we read the evils ways you chose to live soon caught up with you the only way yu knew to run and that you chose to do if you had stopped for one brief second and called to lean on me you wouldnt be up there with god but facing the sins that be we all have choices in our lives some easier said then done but why is it when things get hard your first choice was to run a true friend hears your cries and tears and wipes them all away then walks that long lost path your on until the final day you truly just dont realize who you leave behind until the mourning stops and days they do unwind althought your in my heart and always on
Fuberlord
really close to fuberlord... 4900 to go. Anybody wanna give her a hand? :D S10grfr/Stenogal@ fubar Thank you all, KDM
These Are So Cute...awwwwww
Kiss - The funniest videos clips are here I Love You - The funniest videos clips are here Miss You! - More amazing video clips are a click away
Hydaway
Ohh yeah.. Dj Sexy Solider, Is RAWKIN the airwaves in Hydaway RadioCome give him some loving.. you know you wanna, he might just give ya a kiss, Click his pic ↓ To join!!
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Not A Poem..just A Quote I Really Liked...
When two people are alone together and one of them is naked and tied up, and the other is standing over them holding whips and various torture implements, this is not the time to have a serious mismatch of expectations. Jay Wiseman, SM-101
Game Six: South Africa Beat Samoa 57-7
South Africa (21) 59 Tries: Habana 4, Montgomery 2, Fourie, Pietersen Cons: Montgomery 5 Pens: Montgomery 3 Samoa (7) 7 Tries: Williams Cons: Williams South Africa survived a brutal first-half battering by Samoa as they opened their World Cup campaign with an impressive victory in Paris. The Springboks took a 9-0 lead before Samoa scored the first try of the match through Gavin Williams. Brian Habana and Percy Montgomery tries gave the Boks a 21-7 half-time lead. And further tries from Jaque Fourie, Montgomery, Habana - who claimed a second-half hat-trick - and JP Pietersen wrapped up a fine win. With two of the most physical teams on the planet taking the field at the Parc des Princes the match always promised to be a bash-fest and so it proved as they combined to put on a thrilling opening 40 minutes. Man for man the Samoans could match their Springbok counterparts for power but in the tight phases of the game, the scrum and the line-out, the Spri
9-11 Memorials
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All I Want Is You
All I want is you, Deep inside of me, With my legs wrapped tightly around you. Your like a fever in my heart and in my soul Running through my blood to the center of my core. I want you; only you To thrill me, to feel me, to chill me To make me, to break me. I want you to feel me up and shake me. I can feel your lips, Your hands... Caressing and arousing, Stroking and teasing me, Softly, gently, and passionately. What vivid images I can't shake. I crave you... I want you... I am moist and hot for you. My desire for you is like a fever in my own private thoughts. Your taste... Your touch... Your smell... Your essence. It burns through me and around me, Filling me up with such craving passionate desires Of wanting you... Needing you... Loving you...
Pineapple Marinated Pork Chops Recipe
Cook these pineapple pork chops in slow cooker, on the grill, or broil them. INGREDIENTS: * 6 pork chops * 1 can (20 ounces) pineapple chunks with juice * 1/4 cup brown sugar * 2 teaspoons soy sauce PREPARATION: Put pork chops in a plastic storage bag; mix remaining ingredients; pour over pork chops in bag. Seal bag and refrigerate overnight. Put in Crock Pot on low for 6 to 8 hours, or until done. These pork chops are also great on the grill. Serves 6.
Try This Again
Well Let Me Try Again..
For some reason I keep getting an error message when trying to post this. I'm going to try again Hey GUys, I entered Freakdaddy's contest b/c a few fans really thought I should. SO even if you don't feel like voting there are some hot girls in sexy hose on this months contest. The contest is for the best Hose pics http://friends.freakdaddys.com/voteme3/ I am 8 rows down smack dab in the middle. Hope you enjoy. I know I love a woman in hose..nothing sexier. Have a great night everyone! XOXO, Aimeelynn www.aimeelynn.net
That Treasonist Rag
I am an AMERICAN. I believe in this country, what it stands for as a nation and the freedom of all its citizens. In that spirit I have to address all of you who choose to fly that symbol of hate and treason, the stars and bars of the Confederacy. To fly that flag is the same as saying you support armed insurrection against the country I am a citizen of and would gladly die to protect if called on to do so. That makes you a traitor. In addition, it mocks and attempts to minimise the sufferings of the millions of human beings who were born, lived and died as victims of American slavery and Jim Crow for no more reason than the pigment of their skin. Those two institutions were crimes against the entire human race that rank along side the Holocaust in the depths of their evil. You may as well start throwing up a stiff-armed hand salute and start yelling "Heil Hitler!". I know some of you already do. Your shameful callousness towards the plight of your fellow Americans (and yes, slaves were
Fubar Spam
I am not sure if blog is the right forum for this...but that really isn't important!!! Things I am tired of (See if you can find a pattern!!!) 1.People who send me messages because I just HAVE to see this member they are friends with!!! I am capable and willing to surf for people of interest on my own!!! Any help or suggestions from you just tend to be annoying and an insult!! 2. People who send me messages because I just HAVE to see this pic!!! This may help...I will get through my day just fine without viewing 58 pics of CATS!!!!!!!! Damn people...really...cats?!?!?! 3. People who send me messages because I just HAVE to view this stash!!! This isn't quite as bad, because it is hard to view them all...but really, if I get 50 in a day...I find 2 interesting...SO QUIT!!!! I will go it alone!!! 4. People who send me messages (are you catching the pattern?!?!) because I just HAVE to see this blog!!! Again, what you are saying is "I am so intelligent and socially adv
My New Tattoo
I am getting a new tattoo on Thursday! I am so excited about it...The anticipation is overwhelming! It has been about ten years since I got my last tattoo. I do believe it is time for new ink. It is going to be simple...just a heart with a banner with all of my kids names on it...simple, but it means the world to me. My kids are my life...I will post a picture of it on Friday...
9-11 Memorials
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This Has Got ....
.... to be the World's Longest Monday!!!!
In A Giveaway For Gift Vip
Hey all, am here asking for ur help in leavin me some comments to help me get a gift VIP. All I ask is for you to leave some comments, repost bulletins, pimp me out, etc! I would do the same for you and ur friends! So come on all help me out it would be GREATLY APPRECIATED! There is NO TIME LIMIT whatsoever, all I need to get is a total of 8500 comments to get this! So click on the pic and leave me some comments, oh and btw, leave the person who's doin this for me too!!
In With The New, Out With The Old
A haunting feeling knocks at the door, if only to scare you and make you unsure. In with the new & out with the old, a meaningful story about to unfold. A series of opposites at a moment in time, a glimpse of reality as it starts to unwind. Caught in the emotion of fear in your heart, controlling the feelings from the end to the start. Been there before and it certainly gets old, a place we all frequent ...a story untold. In toward the new and beyond your threshold, fire turned to ashes, your life put on hold. Learn how to touch the secret inside, as you travel through time with no thoughts in your mind. Examine those feelings from stress & hard times, and find new directions in the back of your mind. ...Or to constantly repeat life with the same dues to pay, is like waking each morning on that same Groundhog Day! So remember the future ~ now there's an odd twist, see through illusion ...just make one wish. Feast on the intellect, accept not demand.
First Contest
I am currently looking for contestants for my Hottest FU Friend Contest. It will last until the 5th of October and will begin either the 14th at the latest or as soon as I have 15-20 contestants. Comment bombing and self bombing is allowed. No empty comments, down rating or hating. Violaters will be removed from contest. 1st place gets either a 1 Month VIP or 1 Week Blast 2nd place gets a 3 day blast 3rd place gets a Yacht If you are interested, hit me up either in my shout box or send me a private message with the link to the picture you would like to use. Dj WoLfE = TCSBC Leader = DJ Harlot's Bad Wolfe = G-Spotter@ fubar
The Love Of A Rose
Roses are a gift from the Lord above, They symbolize beauty and the symbolize love. So whenever I look at a rose, I see you, I see beauty, tenderness and a love so true. The petals of a rose are soft like your skin and silky like your hair, So no matter where you are or where you go Wherever you see a rose, I just want you to know That I will always be there. Rose have such a beautiful smell that reminds me of you, Every time I see or smell a rose, I am reminded of how much I love you. A friend once told me, "Never forget the love of a rose, because I never will," Well babe, its time that I let you know just how I feel, Roses are like the love the represent, If you're not careful, you could get pricked, And though it may hurt for a little bit, You will realize that a little bit of pain is well worth it. Some roses fade, wither and die, Others last and last longer than most people live, So unlike the rose that withers and dies, My love for you will last as long
Just My Current Thoughts.
It seems no matter how much I want or work for things. They always collapse or fall through. It almost feels like something or someone is watching over me and toying with me for their own sick amusement and satisfaction. You can call me a pessimist or say I think negatively. I am just looking over the events that have unfolded in my life and wondering where the hell I went wrong. I know things are suppose to always get better; at least that’s what people say to try to make you feel better. I just need to see the proof of this improvement before I become a believer.
Where Were You?
Myspace Layouts Can you remember what you were doing on the day of 9/11? I had just had a day of I.V.'s for my MS, when I started playing hide n' seek, with the three boy's I had baby-sat. Then we got in the back yard, dug a large hole, for all four of us to play toy soliders with, you know those little bitty plastic men. I was showing them how to use their imagination with pine cones, rocks, and heapes of dirt and some little pools of water. I had gone inside the house to get some caps like for a cap gun, when I noticed on the T.V. The show a building caught fire; at the time I wasn't sure where it was. As smoke bellowed out, hiding the flames, at first, my gaze was pierced on building one. I saw the second plane veering into the second tower. My heart dropped, I stood in total shock and yelled a thought, "We're at war!" This was even before I knew the Pentagon was hit or that a plane crashed in Pennslyvia. I ran to the back door and yelled for the children to come in. I have no id
5 Words Women Use
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. (yup Ive used this) 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually ends in fine (see #1). (yup know this one too) 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and
Savory Steak Dinner For Two
The kids are tucked in bed and you've rented a movie. Plan a late adult dinner, light some candles, share a bottle of red wine and make this delicious, classic dinner for two! You'll be glad you dined at home. Ingredients: Boneless sirloin or ribeye steak Salt and ground pepper to taste 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 medium onion, sliced (optional) Handful fresh mushrooms, sliced (optional) 2-3 cloves garlic, minced or crushed 1/8 teaspoon dried pepper flakes or red pepper powder 3 tablespoons red wine (or cooking wine) 1 tablespoon soy sauce 2 teaspoons balsalmic vinegar 1 teaspoon honey 1 tablespoon butter Directions: Once the steak has cooked, you need to work fast to finish this dish. For best results, assemble and measure out all ingredients before cooking! Pat steak dry. In large skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat and cook steak. See notes for determining doneness. I cook 3/4" steaks for about 4 minutes each side to achieve a doneness of medium. Once cook
Old Lady In Court
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring Evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: & nbsp; No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney Why not? Lit
My Favorite Comment!
received in my shoutbox....in reference to a mumm comment where i said "id sign myself up for Jihad anyday" youve got to respect that, and show some love!...lol ~CELTIC IC...: then u go do that and get the fuck out of here u lameass prick http://www.fubar.com/user/880717
I Was Making Tuna Fish...
i had dropped off my daughter at the sitters and drove to work, i think i was even on time that day,lol it was a beautiful day, warm and sunny,, there were kids on the quad enjoying the sunshine on their way to breakfast, it was just a normal day i was in my dungeon getting things ready for lunch, everything was ready except the tuna. i was up to my elbows mixing the tuna,,added lotsa garlic cause the kids like it like that the "new" head chef came in the building through my door,, that annoys me,its not a public entrance, he told me he just heard on the radio that a plane flew into one of the world trade center buildings, my first thought was "the navigator must have fkd up" that was all,,i was picturing a small private plane with a jr pilot not long after someone came down to tell me a second plane had hit the other tower, it was on the radio and they were showing it on tv,, still not sure what was happening i finished up what i was doing,, lunch was ready for
Remembering Sirius
Remembering Sirius On this day six years ago the world was changed forever. The victims of September 11 should never be forgotten. I'm taking this day to remember a victim who had four legs instead of two. A victim who I feel is forgotten because he wasn't a human. He was a Port Authority Police Canine. A four and a half year 90 pound yellow lab named Sirius. And the only canine officer killed in the collapse of the World Trade Center. On the morning of September 11, 2001 when the first plane hit Sirius was put in his kennel in the basement of tower 2 by his partner Officer David Lim. David told him, "Wait here boy, I'll be back for you." But sadly he never made it back for his partner. David Lim was trapped in a stairwell when the first tower collapsed. While trapped he kept repeating, "Oh no, my dog. I have to save my dog." But Officer Lim along with several others weren't rescued from the rubble for many hours. In the meantime the second tower had collapsed, taking the life
The Last Kiss
I have a problem It started with you It ended with me As the sun pierced my skin The moonlight intoxicates the mind This loneliness feels never ending One Bullet to end it all A selfish thought A kiss of lead To end it all You can’t sigh when you’re dead I had a problem You started it I ended it
Thanks To All
I'd like to say thank you to all who sent pics and comments on this blog and to Lord Wolf. I know that in actuality we shall probably never meet in real life but the way I figure it, we're still a family when ya care what happens to each other. That's one of the reasons I like Fubar, but I damn well don't approve of what they pulled on Lord Wolf and a few others. If they have a problem with me saying that then ya'll all know why my account was deleted...lol....I don't kiss anyones ass and I damn well say what I think. So man the torpedos and full speed ahead...( WARNING...HAVE MOUTH WILL USE IT)lol. So love, kisses, hugs, and Slurpage to all. Tc and c-yall round the bar.
~ Darryl Worley - Have You Forgotten ~
I'll never forget them or those those young Men and Women after them
The Kiss
The Kisses The kiss of hello The kiss that is never just a kiss The kiss that spikes vein with precision orchestra The kiss that heals in entirety The kiss that hides the relent of vex The kiss that suffocates rusting man The kiss without detail/ed system) The kiss that pounds each pore to state of heroin The kiss that Hiroshimates euphoria The kiss that approximates/parallels living The kiss only The kiss, the kiss The kiss of neither hello nor goodbye The kiss for the sake The kiss to save face The distracted kiss for/of domestic bliss The kiss to bathe mania in generic valium, the kiss of the motions The kiss of searing content, hindering suffocation and blasé defection The default kiss, the efficient kiss, the alteria (motive) kiss The kiss that makes sense The new language of kiss Le kiss, le kiss The kiss of goodbye The kiss that is never just a kiss The kiss that spikes vein with precision orchestra The kiss that deals in hypocrisy The kiss th
2 New Dvds I'm In
Yeah, I'm always googling Myself.  What can I say, I am a narcicist... and it's just smart business.I ran across 2 new DVD releases... these were shot over 2 years ago now, but just released on dvd...
Cowards!
i "love" how these morons rate me a "1", then block me so i can't return it. show some guts morons. it just shows how immature, and stupid some people can be.
9-11 Mumm Bashers
http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=179552 own3d
Madness
"Our greatest blessings come to us by way of madness, provided the madness is given us by divine gift." - Socrates
I Now Work For Avon And I Am Looking For Customers?
I just started today and I have a website for easy access to the brochures for you women to take a look or men for their women but all i am asking for right now is for you to just take a look nothing less nothing more if you would that would be fantasic thank you all very much for your time have a great day
Seven Layer Casserole With Ground Beef
Seven layer casserole is a layered ground beef casserole with rice, corn, tomatoes, green pepper, onion, and shredded cheese. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup uncooked rice, washed and drained * 1 cup whole kernel corn, drained * dash salt and pepper * 1 can (8 ounces) tomato sauce and 1/2 cup water * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper * 3/4 to 1 pound extra lean ground beef, uncooked and broken up * dash salt and pepper * 1 can (14.5 ounces) diced tomatoes, undrained * 4 strips bacon, cut in half * shredded cheese, if desired for topping PREPARATION: Place ingredients in a buttered 1 1/2 quart casserole in order given. Cover and bake at 350° for 1 hour. Uncover and cook 30 minutes longer, until bacon is crisp. If desired, top with shredded cheese the last 10 to 15 minutes. Seven layer casserole serves 4.
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Newest Family To Fubar
ATTENTION ALL New Fubar Family . AS OF TODAY THERE IS NEW FAMILY ON FUBAR. If You Are Interested In Joining Please Leave Me A Private Message ANYONE WANTING TO JOIN LEAVE YOU'RE LINK HERE OR IN MY BLOG OR On The OWNERS PAGE OR PVT MSG All Club members "MUST DO ALL 3" to all other members. You must take note of those that do not accept a Friend or Add or do not Rate you and report to one of the Owners, so that we may regulate and check members. We dont want to here that you dont Fan Add or Rate people. If there is another member for whatever reason you have a problem with you must address this to SweetBabyGirl. All current and new Members must do the following 1.Add Underground Den Of Desires To Your Name. We dont discriminate, you may also stay in your other families, but if your other families do not want it in your name, We will appreciate if you bow out of the family instead of being removed. You must have a SALUTE pic We expect you to regu
This Is How We Roll...in Tampa Bay Baby
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Irish Corned Beef And Cabbage
This classic Irish dish is the perfect meal to serve on St. Patrick's Day to really celebrate. It's also a hearty dish any other day of the year. Ingredients 1 3-4 lb. beef brisket 2 onions, sliced 2 cloves garlic, minced 6 cloves, whole 2 bay leaves 6 potatoes, small to medium, pared 6 carrots, small, pared 6 onions, small, pared 1 cabbage, medium, cut in wedges Directions Place brisket in a Dutch oven and barely cover with hot water; add onion, garlic, cloves and bay leaves. Cover and simmer (do not boil) 1 hour per lb. of meat, or until fork tender. Remove meat from liquid; add potatoes and carrots and cover. Bring to boiling and cook 10 minutes. Then add cabbage wedges and whole onions and continue cooking 20 minutes longer or until vegetables are tender. Serve.
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For Those Interested In Something Other Than Cyber Sex....
I think it's time to say goodbye to fubar. This site just isn't really my scene. Yes, I know I posted NSFW pics and stuff like that, but I realize it's not me. I don't want people befriending me just so they can see the goods. I want people to be interested in who I really am and what I stand for and my life in general. I might not be doing this for a week or so...if ever, but I might be deleting my fubar account. If there is anyone out there who is interested in what I have to say or who has an account....I am now a member of blogspot. I like to write and what better way to do it than at a place where people go to write and read blogs. So, if you have an account there or want too see what I have to say and become a friend....check it out and don't forget to leave comment. I LOVE comments!!! Hell...if you don't have an account...create one! Nothing does the trick like writing down what you need to. Anyways...here's my link if you want to check it out and become a s
Answer These Questions And Email Them To Me.........repost In Your Blog
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16 .How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Lessons Learned
One of my favoite songs from last year kind of became my mantra as i went thru one of the toughest times in my life and had to learn to accept all my errs. hope it helps Others through theirs demons & struggles from within themselves. Sometimes we do just have to knock lifes mistakes up to lessons. Without mistakes we would never learn how to be happy. Lessons Learned Carrie Underwood There's some things that I regret, Some words I wish had gone unsaid, Some starts, That had some better endings, Been some bad times I've been through, Damage I cannot undo. Some things, I wish I could do all all over again, But it don't really matter, Life gets that much harder, It makes you that much stronger, Oh, some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were, Lessons learned. And every tear that had to fall from my eyes, Everyday I wonder how I'd get through the night, Every change, life has thrown me, I'm thankful, for every break in my heart, I'm grateful,
To My Family, Friends, And Fans
hi guys and gals... i am so sorry that i am not up to date with my comments. it has been a long and stressful road with my pop. between me and my incredible mom we have been at my dad's side to take care of him almost 24 hours a day. but i do feel bad that i havent been able to leave comments. by the time go to work go to the hospital and come home i am exhausted. i try and get on here to ssy hello ,,so please forgive me,,,i do think about you and i hope that everyday of your life is filled with happiness. things are calming down a bit with my pop,,thank you all for you prayers and well wishes,,you wont believe how much they have helped... much lov to all xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox,saphiremoon
Hmmmmm
Well, it's coming down to almost no time. I fly out tomorrow afternoon. I don't know how I am going to handle it, but I know I will be successful. I guess I'm just thinking it's going to be a very lonely time. I hate feeling lonely. I know I'm not the first person to go, and not going to the be last. Just it's a first for me. I was told last night that it feels like I am withdrawing. I don't know if it is true, but I feel like it is. I know that it is common for two things to happen when someone is leaving, they open up more or they withdraw, almost resembling signs of suicidal thoughts. (Dang, and I haven't even had my suidicde awareness training this year.) It's not that I am scared, it's the unknown. I know change can be good, and it is inevitable, but there is so much that is not known. When I moved to Japan, there was at least family going with me. When moving to Maryland, family. Now, it's just me. No one else. Nobody from my unit is going with me. I know
Avon Also Has A Mens Store!
Avon now has a store for men check it out men you may like what they have!
Grilled Boneless Provencal-style Leg Of Lamb With Grilled Tomatoes
Wolfgang Puck I like to grill larger items that call for the indirect-heat method of grilling. By that, I mean the technique by which you turn the grill into a sort of outdoor oven, arranging the fire bed, whether charcoal, wood or gas-fueled, so that the heat source is under only half of the cooking area - either arranged around the perimeter or under just one-half of the bed. That way, you can first quickly sear whatever you're cooking directly over the heat; and then, once its surface is browned, move it off to the side and close the grill, so that the heat circulates around it, cooking it all the way through to your liking without excessively charring the exterior. One of my favorite things to cook slowly this way on the grill is a butterflied leg of lamb, as I do in the recipe that follows. Ingredients 1 butterflied boneless leg of lamb, 5 to 6 lb. (2.5 to 3 kg) total weight 1/2 C. (125 ml) extra-virgin olive oil, plus extra for tomatoes 1/4 C. (60 ml) fresh lemon juice
Ty Everyone For The Birthday Wishes
to everyone who remebered and for the 1's who forgot I wont be seeing you on my friend list =)
Senators Voting Against English As A National Language
The following forwarded for your information: This is the NUMBER ONE REASON that every single sitting member of the most corrupt Congress (and Senate) in our national history, MUST BE REMOVED. It is time for the people of America to gather up its strength, and stand together, and REMOVE all of these traitorous Scumbags from office, arrest all, and try them for their acts of Treason against the people of the Untied States, and against our beloved Constitution! Our Nov 2008 election, is our last hope ..... DO NOT VOTE FOR ANY SITTING INCUMBENTS! Vote for whomever is opposing, regardless of political leanings, affiliations, or loyalties! Its time to CLEAN THE HOUSE! ============ ========= ========= ========= ==== In a message dated 9/10/2007 1:49:37 P.M. Central America Standard T, michael.kirby@ verizon.net writes: Senators' vote on English 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6,2007 On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23
Nero Played The Fiddle. I’ll Play The Harmonica And Bongos ;-)
It is said that Emperor Nero plucked away at a violin while ancient Rome burned. Some historians and philosophers liken Daedalus' mythical journeys of triumph and bitterness to the birth, the rise and the fall of Western civilization. Ah yes, Western civilization. Classical or modern, 'tis supposedly the greatest, smartest, most powerful organization the world has ever seen. Except for one problem. We're surrounded by idiots and evil-doers. Merely muse about the news headlines. Just look around you. Corruption, absurdity, inhumanity, viciousness, stupidity and misplaced priorities abound. It is no wonder that some people think Western civilization is – to borrow Dick Cheney's ill-described Iraq civil war phrase – in its last throes. Want just a few of thousands of examples? Witness our wanton excess and cravings for crass mass commercial entertainment. The MTV Video Music Awards have never meant to be the Grammys. But for the lame-brained, they are. Watch America wallow in the
Smothered Round Streak
2 lb Round steak 2 ts Salt 1/2 ts Ground black pepper 1 ts Ground red pepper 1 ts Ground white pepper 1 x All-purpose flour (dredging) 1/2 c Vegetable oil 3 ea Medium onions, chopped 2 ea Bell peppers, chopped 1 ea Celery rib, chopped 1 c Beef stock or water "Smothering is a multipurpose Cajun technique that works wonders with everything from game to snap beans. It's similar to what the rest of the world knows as braising--the ingredients are briefly browned or sauteed, then cooked with a little liquid over a low heat for a long time." Season the roast with one half of the salt and peppers. Dust with flour on all sides. Heat the oil in a Dutch oven or other large heavy pot over medium-high heat, add the steak, and brown well on all sides. Remove the meat and pour off all but 1 teaspoon of the oil. Add half the onions, bell peppers, celery, and the other half of the seaso
Pride!
When Indians have identity it is called culture. When Blacks have identity it is called pride. When Semites (Jews) have identity it is called history. When White People have identity it's called racism!
Profile Names
Just browsing profiles lately and noticed a large amount of women that either call themselves a bitch or actually put it in their id name. Just struck me as odd meaningless i guess. Haven't met many women I would think of as bitches but maybe i am lucky.
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I was there, killing commies. i did it for you. you pussies don't know what I did for you.
I Hate To Beg....
but i only need 4654 to level up...can anyone help?
8500 To Level A Leveler
SHOW HER SOME LOVE Tanya Wifey to CherryPicker A G-Spotter@ fubar
Dawning Of The Moon (1999)
Fantasies of life and poetic dreams a simple illusion unknown screams shadowed ignorance and undefined bliss a questioned ritual and deliverance the circus plays a merry tune yet the darkness evades the night my spirit will call me from there and the sacred celebration shall be tonight the mourning of lost serenity and the passion of evil bliss transforms my wisdom allowing the light to twist black separation and sacred rendevous a blight upon intelligence and the dawning of the moon
British Whiskey Chicken
If you love the taste of whiskey then this is the recipe for you. Ingredients 1 (2 1/2 to 3 lb.) broiler fryer chicken, cut up 2 Tbs. butter or margarine 1 C. whiskey 8 oz. fresh mushrooms, sliced (3 C.) 1/4 C. sliced leeks or green onions 1/2 C. light cream or milk 2 Tbs. all purpose flour 1 Tbs. lemon juice 2 tsp. whiskey Hot cooked peas and sliced leeks (optional) Directions Rinse chicken pieces; pat dry with paper toweling. Season chicken with salt and pepper. In a skillet brown the chicken in butter or margarine 15 minutes, turning to brown evenly. Add the 1 C. whiskey to skillet; cover and simmer 30 to 35 minutes or till chicken is tender. Remove chicken to serving platter; keep warm. For sauce; Skim fat from pan juices. Add enough water to juices, if necessary, to measure 2/3 C. liquid. Return to skillet. Stir in mushrooms and green onions. Cook and stir jut till onions are tender. Combine cream and flour; add to mixture in skillet. Cook and stir till thickened
New Pics
added a few new pics...check em out!
Life
When you have been with someone as long as my ex and I have been you have a closeness that cant be explained. Sometimes that is great, but the bad always seems to pop back up. Ok here is the deal, we just got divorced in May, I have not even tried to find anyone else. He did almost to find someone almost before the ink dried; well he did wait a few weeks. He drove a big truck at the time and would come in about every three weeks. When he came back, he stayed with me. On his last trip, he called me the night before told me that he was going to start dating the slut he met online and he was going to get a room this time. For some reason I got mad as hell and green-eyed ( for the people that know me they know this is not something I do hell the one before him would f*ck anything ) about all of it. Well to say the least we slept together in the room that he had for her during the time they were dating. (Because I know what to do in the sack) by the end of the week, he was done with her.
Pray 4 The Fish
So Going To Attepmt To Type This
JAMES M'S BDAY HOW MINE WOULD HAVE BEEN CRAZY AND MUCH MUCH LOVE THESE PEOPLE ROCK AND HAVE MAYBE ME FEEL NOTHING BUT BETTER ABOUT MYSELF I DONT THINK GOD KNOWS MY TROUBLES ONLY BECAUSE THERE IS JUST TO MANY OF US AND I KNOW OTHERS HAVE IT WORSE SO I THINK I JUST GOT LOST IN THE SHUFFLE BUT I HAVE LOVE TOTALLY COMPLICATED PAIN IN THE ASS LOVE TOTALLY AGUPE I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THESE PEOPLE AND I FEEL I DO NOTHING BUT FAIL THEM ...SO DONT THINK IM BIPOLAR ANYMOPE BUT I HAVE ANXIETY FOR SURE AND MAYBE SOME OCDI THINK ITS WRONG THAT Y I LIKE TAKEING DRUG AND PHSYC CLASSES AND LEARNING THAT I ALWAYS FIGURE IT OUT AND CAN SEE THE PROBLEM BUT WITH ME I DONT KNOW HOW TO FIX IT AND THERE GOES ANXIETY I ALSO HAVE ADHD OR THE ADULT VERSION OR SOME CRAZY SHIT NECAUSE I WANT TO DO AND LEARN SO MUCH TO THE POINT WHERE ITS HINDERING MY CAREER GROWTH.......WILL DO THIS IN CHUNCKS IN CASE OF A CRASH
Judgement
A person can only be but so faithful with thy words To look at another and judge them for what they are Giving the lies they have told Only to believe only their own words A poets dream is to be the Queen or King of words so deep But to look at another and give such hate Never to think about what they say They judge anothers work, speak about how others judge one another Then turn around, and never see how they act themselves A poem is what comes straight from the heart Yet that judgemental people seem to not care Only to care about themselves and no one else Look into the mirror and think hard about what you say It could be the truth about only yourself than those around you To be judgement is to be a liar Do not judge If you do judge Take your own advice
Amazing....
amazing to see how people here can be sorted in 2 categories : - human people - assholes i mean that some comments should be just kept ok, the good thing is that the ones reading such comments know where to put the ones who sent them nothing more to say for today
Round One
I lift you up from the bed, carrying you down the hall as you wrap your legs around my waist. I kiss your neck and nibble your ear as I carry you to the shower. I turn on the water as you grind your hips against me, holding you tightly to my body, pressing your breasts to my chest. I set you down, placing one leg on the shower floor as I wrap your other around my waist, my cock engorged, rubbing against your pussy as my tongue enters your mouth. I lean you against the wall, reaching up to carress your breast, gently rolling your nipple between my fingers as I kiss your neck, my cock rubbing across your slit, gently teasing, probing for entrance. Suddenly I thrust into you, shoving my cock all the way into you and biting your neck, slowly sliding in and out, rythmically pumping, bending down to pull your nipple into my mouth, gently biting it as I pull it forward. The water cascades down our bodies, creating rivulets of warmth as we continue fucking. I turn you around, pressing your bre
About Me
Name: Wanda Birthday: Oct.20 Birthplace: Ontario,Canada Current Location: Ontario,Canada Eye Color: Blue/Green Hair Color: Red Height: 5/5 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right hand Your Heritage: I have Irish/Scottish in me The Shoes You Wore Today: runners Your Weakness: He knows who he is...lol Your Fears: heights/snakes Your Perfect Pizza: The works from Pizza Hut Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: hmmmm have to think on that one... Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WHATever Thoughts First Waking Up: it will be ok Your Best Physical Feature: people tell me my smile Your Bedtime: whenever I want Your Most Missed Memory: july 2006 Pepsi or Coke: coke MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac's Single or Group Dates: Single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: neither Do you Smoke: no Do you Swear: fuck ya Do you Sing: yes Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to get Married
To My Friends
this is to my actual friends, not the ones on my friends list who take up space. i love you guys, you make me smile when i need it, there when i need to talk, or just to act goofy with, oh and you make my boobs smile lmao so this blog is just a tribute to you love you muahhhhhhhh and huggssss to the ones who dont talk to me, get the hell off my list you waste of space ty for reading
Photo Contest
Heres the deal, there is a photo contest going on here in St louis for the best photo from the Great Forest Park Balloon Race, from this weekend, Im wanting to submit a photo, but im not sure which one, could anyone that cares look in the two Forest Park Great Balloon Race folders and tell me which ones do u like the best. Any help would be greatly appreciated!! Rick
Job
fyi... i trained for my job today.. it's like my dream freaknig job. easy work.. lots of interesting people ! W0000!
I Am Bored
...what to do ...what to do...
Congress Backstabbers
I THINK THAT THE DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS ARE DOING EVERYTHING THAT THEY CAN TO BETRAY AND SUPPORT OUR MEN AND WOMEN IN THE SERVICE. FROM THE SOUND OF IT THEY WANT TO PULL OUT THE TROOPS AND NOT LET THEM FINISH DOING THEIR JOB. IN MY OPION THEY ARE THEY BETRAY'S OF THE US OF A. THEY DO NOT HAVE MY RESPECT AT ALL. THEY SHOULD ALL BE TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST THE UNITED STATES. THEY ARE BETRAYING OUT TROOPS AND NOT GIVING THEM WHAT THEY NEED TO DO THE JOB. NONE OF THEM KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING. THEY GOT ELECTED AND RUNNING WITH THE POWER TRYING TO DO WHAT THEY WANT. THEY DO NOT LISTEN TO US AT ALL. THEY SHOULD ALL BE KICKED OUT OF OFFICE AND REPLACED WITH PEOPLE THAT WILL SUPPORT OUR MEN AND WOMEN IN THE SERVICE. OUR MEN AND WOMEN ARE GIVING UP ALOT TO DO THEIR JOB. THEY ARE GONE FOR A LONG TIME FROM FAMILY AND FRIENDS. THEY DESERVE ALL THE SUPPORT THAT WE CAN GIVE THEM. THE BITCHE'S AND BASTARD'S IN CONGRESS ARE NOT SUPPORTING OUT TROOP'S. THEY MAY SAY THEY ARE. BUT THEY ARE
Someone Show Me How To Win At Quarters!
I learned that I need more practice at playing "quarters" especially when you're facing off against BIGGER people, who can stomache all the alcohol and actually know how to play the game/throw the quarter into the glass....I won maybe 3 times haha...but guess who got loaded first!! :P no more alcohol for me
The Diamond Dome Xoxoxx
NEXTASY DIAMOND DOME STORY IT WAS A HOT LONG NIGHT I HAD BEEN WORKING OVERTIME AT THE CLUB. AS I WAS STOCKING UP THE BAR I THOUGHT I HEARD SOME ONE IN THE BACK ROOM WHICH I DID AS I TURNED THE CORNER I SAW NOTHING BUT A BIG ROCK HARD COCK.IT TOOK ME A MINUTE BEFORE I EVEN REALIZED THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO IS AT THE END OF THIS LONG BLACK SEXY COCK.....WOW IS WAS ECSTASY ONE OF OUR MALE DANCER... WHICH CUM TO THINK ABOUT IT I HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIM DANCE BUT I DO SEE HIM CUMMING OUT OF THE V.I.P ROOM EVERY NIGHT NOW I SEE WHY WITH A COCK LIKE THAT HELL HE DON'T NEED TO DANCE. THEN I REACH DOWN ONLY TO FIND I WAS DRIPPIN WET I WANTED SOME OF THAT COCK BUT HELL COULD I AFFORD A COCK LIKE THAT DAM HE HAS TO BE MAKING ABOUT $500 EVERY TIME HE WALKS OUT OF THERE..... WELL HELL I OWE MY SELF SOME GOOD HARD BLACK COCK .....THAT'S WHEN HE WAS ME AND ASK ME TO CUM OVER AND LET HIM LICK THAT PUSSY CAUSE I KNOW IT 'S WET..... I COULD MOVE MY FINGERS DIP IN MY PUSSY AS I LEAN
I Made These On Blingee
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Yeah
yeah so my grandpa just passed today and everyone keeps askin me how i am.. how im doin.. im not really worried about me right now im just a lil numb. it hasnt kicked in that it happened but yeah hes in a better place.. the creepy thing is my dad passed in dec 16 th and today is sept 16th weird.. yeah i think so.. so if im a lil off. thats why.
How Are You About Sex
You scored as Passionate/wet, You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate/wet95% Exciting/Exotic95% Hot/hard85% Shy/Sweet50% Soft/slow35% Awkward/New0% How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Chicken Spaghetti
This dish is our family favorite and as the matriarch she always served this at our function for kids of all ages. Ingredients 1 10 oz. pkg. thin spaghetti 1/2 C. chopped pimento 1 onion, chopped 1 C. chicken broth 1/2 tsp. salt 2 to 3 lb. chicken 1/4 C. green pepper 2 cans cream of mushroom soup 1 1/2 C. grated cheddar cheese 1/8 tsp pepper Directions Cook chicken half covered with water long enough to debone and dice. Cook spaghetti according to package directions. Blanch. Add all ingredients except 1/2 C. of cheese, which you sprinkle on top. Bake for 1 hour at 350 degrees in Pyrex dish.
Party Up Lyrics
[DMX] Uhh.. UH! .. WHOO! Chorus: DMX Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in HERE, up in here Y'all gon' make me go all out up in here, up in here Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL up in HERE, up in here Y'all gon' make me lose my cool up in here, up in here [DMX] If I gotsta bring it to you cowards then it's gonna be quick, aight All your mens up in the jail before, suck my dick and all them other cats you run with, get done with, dumb quick How the fuck you gonna cross the dog with some bum shit? Aight There go the gun click, nine one one shit All over some dumb shit, ain't that some shit Y'all niggaz remind me of a strip club, cause everytime you come around, it's like (what) I just gotta get my dick sucked And I don't know who the fuck you think you talkin to but I'm not him, aight slim? So watch what you do Or you gon' find yourself, buried next to someone else and we all thought you loved yourself But that couldn't have been the issue
Prayer Iii Lyrics
[DMX] Let us pray Lord Jesus it is you, who wakes me up every day And I am forever grateful for your love.. .. this is why I pray You let me touch so many people, and it's all for the good I influenced so many children, I never thought that I would And I couldn't take credit for the love they get because it all comes from you Lord; I'm just the one that's givin it And when it seems like the pressure gets to be too much I take time out and pray, and ask that you be my crutch Lord I am not perfect by a longshot -- I confess to you daily But I work harder everyday, and I hope that you hear me In my heart I mean well, but if you'll help me to grow then what I have in my heart, will begin to show And when I get goin, I'm not lookin back for NOTHIN Cause I will know where I'm headed, cause I'm so tired of the sufferin I stand before you, a weakened version of, your reflection Beggin for direction, for my soul needs resurrection I don't deserve what you
Mr. Hushpuppy
So I called my mom just now. She had a date today with a guy she met online. Nothing special about the date. The usual coffee or Jamba Juice and chit chat. I was really more interested in what he was like. Mom had a hard break up with a guy that she was with for several years who my sister and I like to refer to as “Mr. Hushpuppy”. Mr. Hushpuppy lives on the beach and was CEO for a HUGE company. I was kinda sad after the conversation. Actually really sad to the point where I excused myself after about 4 minutes. I asked my mom… so… what was he like. She said “He looks like ___ (Insert Mr. Hushpuppy’s real name). He’s her age and then she said and he’s in the “same economical bracket as Mr. Hushpuppy”. I guess for me, I get down when I ask my mom about a man and in the top three things that she finds attractive about him is his money. I don’t understand this concept and in fact, if I were a man and heard that about me I would be offended. It’s the equivalent of saying
---in Memory---
this is for in memory of one of my teachers that took his life this past week. and he will be missed greatly... i'm never gonna forget him. rest in peace and i'll see you again someday.
My Niggas Lyrics
Just cause I love my niggas, (Ruff Ryders) I shed blood for my niggas. (Ryde or die) Let a nigga holla, "Where my niggas?" (Get down or lay down) All I wanna hear is, "Right here my niggas." (We here nigga) You won't take this from me baby! You will not take this from me baby! Ya know grrrrr My niggas some niggas that you don't wanna try My niggas some niggas that's really do or die My niggas will have you cowards ready to cry My niggas will fry my niggas will rob My niggas keep niggas on they fuckin' job My niggas know what it's like when shit gettin' hard My niggas stay pullin' you other niggas cards My niggas It's God my niggas we'll shine My niggas just knew it was a matter of time My niggas let me know to keep fuckin' with the rhymes My niggas ain't no longer livin' with crime My niggas is fine my niggas is good My niggas keep you niggas knocking on wood My niggas know how to take it back to the hood My niggas will put you down righ
Stray Dog
The darkness was slowly creeping up on me, grasping everything in its cold dark hands. I knew I should not be out here, but I had no choice. Something was after the animals, something dangerous. What was this feeling of dread? I needed to hurry, so why was it so hard to take that step inside the barn? Why was it so hard to unlock that door? I didn't know this night would change my life, open up my eyes. Silence, why was it so quiet? What is going on? Slowly making my way to the barn, every step taking all I have. What's wrong with me? The door is unlocked, creeping and groaning as it moved aside. Such an awful smell! The air reeks of panic and fear, what is going on? The animals, their eyes are glazed with fear. Is that blood on their coats? What are those claw marks? A noise, the animals are slowly backing up. Who's there? Panting, glowing golden eyes, and a feeling of such absolute dread filling my soul. Oh god, I'm going to die. Jaws w
Woman
Woman, Oh woman Why do you make me feel Every time I'm near you My heads a spinning wheel Woman, Oh woman What have you done to me Woman, Oh woman Did you cast a spell on me Woman, Oh woman When you touch me, I chill When you kiss me, I'm in heaven I've known nothing so real Woman, Oh woman When I gaze into your eyes I'm blinded by the passion I feel that's deep inside Woman, Oh woman Did you over do your spell My hearts in many pieces It sadens me to tell Woman, Oh woman What have you done to me Woman, Oh woman Did you cast a spell on me Woman, Oh woman In sadness I do tell My hearts in tiny pieces Did you over do your spell.
~~the Journey Of Life~~
The journey of life by BlueWolf © The journey of life begun that faithful day I was born my eyes opened up blissfully to the sun my soul, heart and brain emerged as one Behold my journey had begun. This little child in time has grown yes! Time has flown, time has flown A lot has been learnt on my own Life has been a mystifying journey With every ups and downs With tears and laughter With hate and love With stupidity and wisdom With enemies and friends But even in my journey of frustration I have found a mean of celebration In my toilsome exploration to my faithful destination Tick tock, the clock goes on Minute by minute, then hourly Month by month then yearly Tick tock, and in my journey I have searched, questioned and answered While walking painfully along many paths Sometimes requesting protection Seeking from above immunization When hit by obstacles in locations But I am still on this journey Shaking hands with the sad and merry My passion
Unholy Alliance
COME HERE AND MEET ONE OF MY FRIENDS DJ CALICO. AT HIS LOUNGE AND WHILE HE IS DJ'ING.. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
Im Just A Gurl
My life the and way it goes now is so confusing.I feel like going through life is hard enough and the fact that i am feeling like the world and everyone in it and around me are consuming me,im sarting to feel smothered like i cant breath.divorce is so hard and when u think u know someone..that can change in a blink of an eye.I'ts funny how people think its so easy for me to get guys and people to like me just because of the way i look and its crazy. i go through shit with men just like everyone else and its not easy for me.looks has not a dam thing to do with it.I cant help but to have a bad attitude about men...yeah the same men who make me weak in the knees nuts for.They have u fall in love with them ..tell u what u wanna hear...and then in a blink of an eye they change.I'll never understand it....but i'm sure as hell gonna have fun trying.And what makes a strong person in life is to go through the fuked up shit that the opposite sexes wanna throw ur way, to only find out that u were
Spoon.
Hah. I Cant Cook For SHit. I'll be eating white rice all day. What a fucking communist. Yar!
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf 1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play. 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers. 8. Players are cautioned not to mention oth
You Got To Love This Guy
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party , were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
Was watching videos on Youtube when I came across this, just happens to be one of my facorite Elton John tunes and a great arrangement.
Sleeping... How Was It? Read Me.
have we ever read that file? i mean it always say read me, but when i open it it is not very cool to read anyway.. i am always feeling sorry for that file.. but it should be more cooler to read anyway.. yeah yeah it is just monday.. i want to sleep but whenever i want to sleep there is lots of stuff coming to my mind, even i don't want to thing something and i am really sleepy... whenever i slept a little bit, i saw confusing dreams that has no meanings.. and then woke up and have lots of stuff in my mind again... i know that i need to sleep so my mind will erase stuff so i can think clearly or whatever. i am not able to sleep and i dont even want to think anything. I hate being tired.. being very tired make you feel like this.. i mean i am trying to sleep but i am thinking a spoon... or how to use a spoon, dvd... how they put data in it.. or cooking, what i will cook when i get up, why people want to eat sugar..... blah blah... i was trying to say they are so meaningless a
Neologisms
Neologisms From: The Washington Post has published neologisms which are alternate meanings for common words. 1. Coffee (noun), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adjective), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (verb), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (verb), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Negligent (adjective), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 6. Lymph (verb), to walk with a lisp. 7. Gargoyle (noun), olive-flavored mouthwash. 8. Flatulence (noun), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 9. Balderdash (noun), a rapidly receding hairline. 10. Frisbeetarianism (noun), (back by popular demand): The belief that when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
To My Loving Aunt
It is an unbelivable pain you have left us with. But I know that now you live with no pain, the pain that only the evil cancer can cause. You will be missed by so many of us but mostly my cousins and uncle. You were like my mother every weekend and every holdiday with out a doubt we knew it was going to be at your house. I wonder now what will happen...will we grow apart like some of us did when my mother passed away. It was both of you that always made sure we kept together as a family. The words you said to me when my mother passed away I will never forget and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for being there for me and my brothers and dad. You gave me strenght when I thought I couldnt deal with life anymore cuz the pain of not having my mother. You always made sure we knew were our home was when the holidays were approaching. I ask myself "NOW WHAT?" Now my mother has someone else she loves with her. I can see you and my mother together again playing cards an
Day 1 (kinda Suck-ish)
Today I began training. Today I am motivated and sure that I want to make it to Tuesday Night Fights. And so I give you Day 1. A little of my history of combat: I grew up scrapping and it was fun. But there is nothing more fun than fighting an equal opponent. I was in the military and had learned hand to hand, and I found this out about equal opportunities in fighting when I began Kajukembo (A martial art that is the "Gang Bang" of all martial arts in my opinion, since it incorporates Kung Fu Karate, Judo, Kempo and Chinese Boxing). I haven't done that for a while now but I have retained much of the knowledge and reflexes. My neighbor Maria came over for coffee this morning. She is an ex-fighter who unfortunately gave in to drugs a few years ago but is clean now. She stands nearly 6 feet tall and has "boulder" shoulders and we got to talking. We were discussing my physique and how I have a solid, low center of gravity, powerful arms and I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to fight! She in
Just Makin Things ;)
Under The Gown
Under the Gown by Achirae© I watch you as you lie there, peacefully sleeping beside me. I've just woken up and am once again amazed at your beauty. I lean and lightly lick your neck, gliding it almost too lightly from the crook of your neck, up the smooth flesh and all around your ear. You shiver at my touch and start to stir from your slumber. My hand strokes down your side, across your hip and over your pussy, cupping your sex through your long white cotton nightgown. You moan lightly and I feel your lips nuzzling my neck, placing feather-light kisses there. I rub your pussy through the material of your gown, my middle finger dragging along the outline of your slit. My other hand rubs your belly in slow circles. You let your tongue lazily trace a vein in my neck before you move your lips to my earlobe. I shudder at your touch, my ears are so sensitive. My hand moves from your belly to stroke all around your body, my fingertips barely touching you, the fabric of the night
Letting Go (9/10/2007)
OSHO's thoughts on Letting Go In existence there is nobody who is superior and nobody who is inferior. The blade of grass and the great star are absolutely equal.... But man wants to be higher than others, he wants to conquer nature, hence he has to fight continuously. All complexity arises out of this fight. The innocent person is one who has renounced fighting; who is no longer interested in being higher, who is no longer interested in performing, in proving that he is someone special; who has become like a rose flower or like a dewdrop on the lotus leaf; who has become part of this infinity; who has melted, merged and become one with the ocean and is just a wave; who has no idea of the "I". The disappearance of the ''I" is innocence. Osho The White Lotus Chapter 6 In this image of lotus leaves in the early morning, we can see in the rippling of the water that one drop has just fallen. It is a precious moment, and one that is full of poignancy. In surrendering to gravity and
9-18-07
Today is perfect for exploring your emotional state, especially as it's related to your large-scale plans or career. It won't be as hard as you imagine to bring your heart and mind into near-perfect alignment. ---------------------------------------------------- It's not my mind or heart I wanted aligned, ROFLMAO I was just thinking of euphoria.
Lasagna
Ingredients 1 1/2 pounds ground beef 1 onion, chopped 2 cloves garlic, minced 1 Tbs. chopped fresh basil 1 tsp. dried oregano 2 Tbs. brown sugar 1 1/2 tsp. salt 1 (29 oz.) can diced tomatoes 2 (6 oz.) cans tomato paste 12 dry lasagna noodles 2 eggs, beaten 1 pt. part-skim ricotta cheese 1/2 C. grated Parmesan cheese 2 Tbs. dried parsley 1 tsp. salt 1 lb. mozzarella cheese, shredded 2 Tbs. grated Parmesan cheese Directions Brown hamburger, onion, and garlic over medium heat. Drain fat. Mix in basil, oregano, brown sugar, 1 1/2 teaspoons salt, diced tomatoes, and tomato paste. Simmer for 30-45 minutes. Cook noodles according to package directions. Place in a colander, and rinse in cold water. Lay out on paper towels, and blot dry. Combine eggs, ricotta, Parmesan cheese, parsley, and 1 teaspoon salt. Spread 1 cup sauce in the bottom of a 9 x 13 inch pan. Layer with 1/3 noodles, 1/2 ricotta mixture, 1/2 mozzarella cheese, and 1/3 tomato sauce. Repeat. Top with remain
Only In A Fairy Tale
Only In A Fairy Tale by Crystal A. McKain Cinderella had her prince, Snow White was carried off into the sunset by her true love. Sleeping Beauty was awakened by a kiss from her Prince, And Jasmen married Alden. Robin Hood ended up with his true love Maiden Marian, And Simba shared eternity with Nala. In the end they all ended up with their true love's, And they all lived happily ever after. I sometimes dream that I was Cinderella or Snow White. I dream that someday my true love will come and sweep Me off my feet just like their princess swept them Off their feet. I dream of the man who would love me for me, The man who would believe in me and who would love Me until the end of eternity. But as another tear rolls down my cheeks I release That such a man can only live in a fairy tale and Not in reality
In The Dark
No stars in the sky One light in the dark I can't see anything except my face Nobody heard me Nobody want to listen Nobody awake My voice just lose in the dark In their world I'm not alive But I'm shouting in the dark I'm shocking in the dark I'm hiting in the dark I wanna swallow the whole dark I'll rip the dark With my black knife I saw a bleeding line A shining line It's the dawning of my life
For Will
For Will You came into my life Like a ray of sunlight. Your smile ever so bright And arms that hold me so tight. You made me laugh You made me smile. My heart is yours for the taking. Just don't break it. Here's a chance For love to find A way to our hearts Like a bridge that wont' break apart. Let's start This walk And see where it leads. Together it will be You and me. Take my hand And lead the way Show me a love That's never been seen. And I'll show you A heart that has no end. Love me for me Love me endlessly. And we'll be happy For eternity.
Baldry: Don't Try To Lay No Boogie Woogie...
This What The Cops Did To A Kid
Venus By Shocking Blue ..hell Yeah , This Was A Dutch Group !!!
Introductions
So what's on my mind... dont ask... seriously... my mind is not a great place to be most of the time but as I like to say... "my mind doesnt have a gutter, it has a moat"... so some of this will be fun. I have Blogs on other sites so I think I will focus this blog to the darker side. Sex of course and lots of it. I may even post some of my stories but that is going to take some consideration. You should also expect occasional rants... torture... and explosions of creativity. So what's on my mind today... Well, besides being horny as fucking hell and not having any of my playmates around to help me out with it I guess introspective is the next on the list. I'm obviously new to Fubar and starting to get used to the more adult feel of things... nice sense of freedom. I am also making a point of NOT inviting my normal gaggle of friends. Gives me a place to hide sort of. Though they all know my names so will find me if they come looking. todays question of contemplation: Can
More Fun
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Contest Info For9/19/07
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Barbara's Punishment
Barbara's Punishment by Hotciao © I was excited. Tonight would have been the night I had been waiting for quite some time. Frank had given me all necessary instructions, and I was willing do my part to help him to punish his slutty slave, Barbara. Frank told me Barbara is working as a teacher, and that she is a very respectable woman. She is in her early 40's, and she is hiding her submissiveness to the entire world. Nobody could ever tell it when seeing her shouting at the children of her class. She hid her second life very well. Until a week ago, that is. Frank had asked her to get fucked by the school director within a week and to bring him video taped evidence that she had complied to Frank's commands. She had done a lot of things for him, a long list of very nasty, potentially compromising things. But this time, she had said, "No, Master... I simply cannot... The guy is an old jerk... I cannot fuck him..." Frank had listened, and then, he had said coldly, "Well, we
September 20, 2007
A burst of great physical and mental energy comes to you, as well as news of a big success that has been a long time coming. It might be a good time to rest and collect yourself for Phase Two.
A Hot Time
I talk to her all the time. The more we talk,the more i think of her.I have many thoughts,many dreams. I want so badly just to hold her,cuddle her and kiss her. I think of her soft skin, the way she takes sharp breaths when i touch the top of her ample suculant breast. I softly kiss the sweet spot behind her ear on her neck whlie i make soft light circles on her sweet soft skin. i slowly trace her body up and down ever so lightly, all the way down to her sweet soft silk clad bottom. i want so bad to fell her heat but i want to make her so much hotter before i do. i softly touch her theigh, makeing small circles i start back up her body a little more toward the front now,touchin her soft tummy, pressin my rock hard manhood into her ass she backs into me grinding her body into mine. i touch the soft underside of her breast. Gently lifting i let my fingers teaase her awsome nipple, i feel it harden as i stroke it. Her beautiful body makes me so hot i could eat her alive.i gently roll ov
Online
Could someone explain to me all this "fubar wifey of so an so"?. What is that? Who wants to be married online? I just don'understand. Thanks Roy
Bomb This As Much As You Can!
Please click on this link and leave as many comments as you can so Kimmy can have her happy hour! Thanks to all who help out! Crystal (AngelEyezTN)
Encrusted Walnut Chicken
The crunchy and yet tender texture of the chicken will please you,and a nice punch of spice matches well with the nutty richness of the crust. Serve with toasted french bread and a herbed spinach salad. Ingredients 4 8 oz. chicken breast (pounded thin, 3/4 inch) 2 C. walnuts 1/2 C. mayonnaise 1/2 C. horseradish mustard kosher salt and pepper to taste cooking spray Directions Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Spray baking dish with cooking spray. Finely grate walnut, spread on plate, and set aside. Mix mayonnaise and horseradish mustard together. Coat chicken with mixture and walnuts. Bake for 25 minutes, turning chicken halfway through. Serving Size 4 Preparation Time 10 minutes Cooking Time 25 minutes
Strawberry Surprises
Tantilizing large, fresh strawberries are the stars of this recipe and when combined with cream cheese, they are downright dreamy! They are very versitile in their use and are a great addition to any meal. Ingredients 15-20 large strawberries (small will work also, but it takes more of them) 1 8 oz. package cream cheese (your choice on fat) 4 Tbs. powdered sugar 2 tsp. vanilla 4 Tbs. sour cream (any style) Directions Prepare strawberries: With a knife, cut the tops from the berries leaving a flat top. Place the flat side on a cutting board with the point facing up. Next, without slicing through the entire berry, make 3 cuts divding the berry into six equal portions (leaving them attached on the flat end of the berry.) Next, mix all remaining ingredients with a spoon or mixer until smooth and creamy. Place mixture into decorating bag with star tip or place into a plastic zipper bag with one corner cut open to use to fill strawberries. Fill each berry with cream c
Easy Crockpot Stuffed Bell Peppers
Great smelling, simple and made for even the fussiest of eaters! Ingredients 6 green peppers washed, topped and seeded 1 Tbs. shortening (i.e. Crisco) 1 1/2 - 2 lb. ground beef 1 C. cooked rice 1 sm. onion, chopped 1 tsp. salt 1/8 tsp. black pepper dash of basil 1/2 C. ketchup 1 8-oz. can tomato sauce w/ or w/o seasoning Directions Heat shortening in skillet and brown beef. Combine meat and next 6 ingredients. Stuff bell peppers. Arrange bell peppers in large crock pot. Can be stacked. Pour tomato sauce over peppers. Cooker on low for 6-7 hours or on high for 3-4 hours. Serving Size 6 Preparation Time 15 minutes Cooking Time 4-7 hours
Hot Boy Playing With Himself ... For Hot Ladies Only!
I'm doing a live show on my webcam in a few minutes. This video hereafter shows what you can expect. Let me know if you want to watch ;) And yes it's me, here is the proof: Kisses
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Rainbows
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you. & share with you it's beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own. A place to find serenity A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea. But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me, I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair But let me be...what I know best, a friend that's always there. Good Morning Hun I hope you have a truly wonderful day. Huggies to you always, ~~Runing Water~~
Stolen From Sweet Cherokee, But Looks Like Fun
PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO FILL THIS OUT IT'S JUST FOR FUN ! Dear Brandrui, I ____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this is lots of fun!! and you can really make someone's day Message them and dont be afraid to see what people will put!
My Love ( Somene Special)
My Love My love is like an ocean It goes down so deep My love is like a rose Whose beauty you want to keep. My love is like a river That will never end My love is like a dove With a beautiful message to send. My love is like a song That goes on and on forever My love is like a prisoner It's to you that I surrender. - Tasha Shores -
How Freaky Are U In Bed- I Got 60
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-
Sick N Tired Of Bein Sick N Tired
WELL I DONT KNOW HOW MANY OF U HERE IN FUBAR LAND ARE JUST TIRED BUT I AM AND I THINK I WANT A DIVORCE FROM MY HUSBAND! HE IGNORES ME N TREATS ME LIKE CRAP,HE SLEEPS IN THE LIVING ROOM AND WE NEVER HAVE SEX!!!!!! I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE IN THIS KIND OF BULLSHIT RELASHONSHIP!!!! I'M 29 HE'S 40 AND I AM JUST NOT HAPPY ANY MORE AND I WANT OUT!!!!!!!!WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR ALMOST 9YRS. AND I FEEL LONELY AND UNHAPPY ALL THE TIME.ALL I WANT IS MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR,MY PRINCE!! I HAD HIM ONCE,HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND I WAS (AND STILL AM)SOO IN LOVE WITH HIM I CANT GET HIM OUT OF MY MIND.DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE MY HUSBAND BUT A PERSON CAN ONLY GIVE SOO MUCHOF THEMSELVES WITHOUT GETTING ANYTHING IN RETURN FOR SO LONG!!! LOVE ISNT SUPPOSED TO HURT!!!! IS IT????
Nona
MAY MY COUSIN NONA RIP. SHE PASSED ON THIS MORNING. I WILL MISS HER DEARLY. PRAY FOR MY FAMILY ESPECIALLY HER 3 BABIES SHES LEFT BEHIND.
Honesty
what does honesty and trust mean, is it a big deal, if someone lies should you be fucked off with em or let it go, is it a breaking of trust between two people, if it is can that break be bended or is it pointless to try, if its pointless to try what then, do you call it a day and move on, why is it not that important what the person did but the lie that was told,
On With The Show
When the fringes of love begin to fray Feeling it all start to slip away Left there standing with nothing to say Watching your world crumble in dismay No reason was given, just the slamming of the door Before all this thinking how there was to be much more Busted like a ship upon a rocky shore Heart feeling as it's been ripped from your very core Alone you waunder without direction Void of the joy that gave reflection Source of your heart's every palpitation Now there is nothing, only desolation No reason was given, you may never know So many things you were eager to show No more is the spark that brought life it's glow Yet somehow you push forward, on with the show ~2007 E.N.D.~
Jfr's Coding
My Life Changed...
Well, today is the 6 year anniversary of the day I met BJ. I'll tell you the story... I was in hair school and was going out pretty regularly with a few friends I had made up there (Kyra, Amanda & Myra) when one friday night we decided to go to the INZONE club in Kernersville, the town where I live. It was a pretty good place to go, especially since it was only 4 miles from my home. We were there for about an hour and I was already feeling pretty buzzed when out of the corner of my eye I spied a pretty sexy dude across the room. I showed Kyra and she dared me to do something, anything... So I said OK, watch this! :) The next time he came out of the bathroom I made sure to be in his path back to his friends... and when he walked past me I grabbed a hand-full of one of the sexiest asses I had ever laid my hand on... It was perfect. He turned around with a wild look in his eye, then it changed to pleasure when he saw it was a sexy chick (yeah right, that is what he told me late
The Kind Of Girl
Want to be the face that stops you in your tracks And when you walk by, you have to stop and look back Want to have the smile that makes you share your own And when you look at it, you feel you've found your home Want to have the personality you just can't resist And makes you think it doesn't get better than this. Want to be that girl you like, but can't explain why And you start listing a million reasons when you try. Want to be all you need, and never worry you'll stray But I'm not that kind of girl, so your wandering eyes say.
Just Some Thoughts
OK, guys, I was talking to a friend the other day, and we decided that they should teach love in schools, sex education; ok, but there is a need to teach love too. Too any people but it all off on the churches, and schools; and they put it all off on the parents, and in the end our kids are learning nothing, until years later when they start to really learn about it the hard way. So I thought I would just send out a few pointers for everyone to read, or not you choice. Let’s start in the beginning, we all make stupid mistakes, but that is how we learn. These mistakes will happen and not all are the mistake others will see. Too often parents do not agree with ones decision of partners, and too often mess up what could have been a great relationship, just because. My words to everyone are to not try and destroy what you do not understand, remember yourself and what you had and lost because of someone else. Next, love is not changing someone to be what you want them to be, but more, excep
Love And Hope
Im unsure how this works, so bare with me guys... but please show some love and have my good friend in your prayers. http://fubar.com/kerrytogs This is one very genuine lady, who has hit some very painfull times .. lets get her page filled with love, for her return. Cal
Missing Yous All X
hey everyone ... im so sorry i havent been around lately i have no end of trouble with my internet think i might personally go and masacre the whole virgin media comapny with my bare hands .... when i get it back i will making it up to you all .. missing ya all like crazy please dont forget about me loves ya take care of all of yous and keep me posted what ya up to cos i have so much cathcing up xxxx
Look A Like Contest
I AM IN A LOOK A LIKE CONTEST AND AM IN NEED OF YOUR HELP.PLEASE HELP NE OUT,THE LINK IS
35 Calorie Muffins
Easy, cheap, fat free, and super low calorie. Ingredients (use vegan versions): 1 cup flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 cup sugar free applesauce 1/2 cup sugar substitute, to taste 1/2 cup water Directions: Spray 12 cup muffin tin and preheat oven to 350. Mix flour, soda, cinnamon and salt together. Add applesauce, sugar substitute and water, mix until just blended. Bake at 400 for 10-15 minutes or until tops have lightly browned. You could make these with soymilk and diced apples and nuts mixed in, but it will alter the calorie content (which is approximate). I have also made these with half a mashed banana instead of applesauce, but again, that alters the calories. Serves: 12 Preparation time: 10 minutes Help others find this recipe for 35 Calorie Muffins:
Funny Pics....you'll Say That
True Shit
Why it's better to be a woman: 1.) We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 2.) Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 3.)We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 4.)We can cry and get off speeding fines. 5.)We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 6.)Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 7.). We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 8.) We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 9.)If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 10.)We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
"porn"
Softcore "Skinamax" porn makes me laugh. But it does pass the time.
Th Tx Is On The Fritz
i haTe my job. its fucking stupid. the next motherfucker that gets shitty with me cause someone aint workin right, im going to smack them. when youre not trained on certain somethings, how am i supposd to fix them? when i call it "the transmitter computer" and youre callin it "the transmitter remote", why am i the jerkoff who gets talked to like im retarded. then you say "the computer that has the transmitter information, (cause that was SO tough) you need to hit the ON button" okey, NEVER was told about that, nor have i ever had to do it...oh, look, it still aint workin. then i get a phone call, "yeah, theres something seriously wrong with the transmitter..." NO SHIT ASSFACE. THATS WHY I CALLED. oh, look at that, the computer froze up in the middle of a show....OH! the phones ringing! yes, i know shits fucked up...... this is fucking ricockulous. i haTe this place. work in general can lick my red-haired balls. oh...hahahhahahhaa...and on top of it, we told the HUGE AS FU
Another Tasered Person Lol
ok last night i saw on inside edition that a woman in a town near me was tazed the in the past week or so. she was bitching about getting zapped by the cop now remember now a days everything is taped by every one even the cops, on the tape it show the woman not following the orders of the cop and he is zapping her repeatedly and she still puts up a fight, the cops finely get her in the car and she goes nuts, kicking the window on the door and screaming like a crazed loony, the officer opens the door tells her to calm down and she kicks at him and he zaps her again they get her out of the car and she tries to make a break for it and she gets zapped again now remember its all on tape. she is now thinking about suing the officers and the makers of the tazer lol she does admit that she was drunk but she thinks she didnt need to be tazed so much she said she thought she was going to die from it. lol, now i ask you if you keep trying to get up and get away from an officer that is trying to a
Soldier
The Soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, Soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here
Drats !!!
Well We Tried .. Her Contest is Over tomorrow . and She's about half way there .. To those who did come by and Bomb her pic . Thank you .. Ill see if I can gather up all the names that came by my bulletin last nite and give you all your drinks I promised .. Please . if you find yourself with a few spare moments . Please . Jump over to her pic and at least leave her some luv .. She's one of my Most Real and Wonderful friends .. so please do me this lil favor ??? Thanks .. Hugs to all that do .. and for those that dont . Ya ol' meanies !
Song
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house That don’t bother me I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while Even though going on with you gone still upsets me There are days every now and again I pretend I’m ok But that’s not what gets me What hurts the most Was being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not seeing that loving you Is what I was tryin’ to do It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go But I’m doin’ It It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone Still Harder Getting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regret But I know if I could do it over I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart That I left unspoken What hurts the most Is being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not
Jennifer Needs Our Help(please Lets Help Her Win This Contest)
My friend Jennifer is in a tough contest that ends on Friday, if you have not gone to rate and comment her contest please do so. Every little bit helps. Here is the photo link. Thanks guys she is an awesome girl and deserves to win her first contest.
Apple Apricot Stuffed Pork Chops
6 loin pork chops, 1 inch thick 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped celery 1 tbsp butter 1/2 cup soft bread crumbs 1/2 cup chopped apple 1/3 cup golden or dark raisins 1 tbsp brown sugar 1/2 tsp ginger 1/4 cup apricot preserves Heat oven to 325 degrees. Cut deep horizontal pocket in each chop. In medium skillet, cook onion and celery in butter until crisp- tender. Add bread crumbs, apple, raisins, brown sugar, ginger, and 2 tbsp of the preserves; mix well. Stuff each chop with about 1/4 cup stuffing mixture. Place in ungreased 13 x 9 inch baking dish; cover. Bake at 325 degrees for 45 minutes. Uncover; spread top of chops with remaining 2 tablespoons preserves. Bake uncovered an additional 15-20 minutes or until pork chops are tender.
Lady Gypsyrose - Promoted
Lady GypsyRose Royal Vampire Regent Undead (Class A) Ruler of Weapons Martial Arts Genius Clan War Priestess Blood Moon Assassin SilverClaws Foundation Keeper of Castle Blood Rose Clan Nocturnus VVv-vVV Lady GypsyRose you have earned new rankings and are invited to a ceremony in your honer tonight at 11 pm est. Above is your new rank Below is your new information on some of your new skills. Study them well and mold Gypsy to perfection. You will learn that for a Vampire your the top of the line. Be proud. New Information and skills: Vampire Regents possess all the conventional powers and attributes of the common vampire but to a far greater extent. The strength level of Vampire Regents can be 10 - 20 times stronger than they were in their mortal lives. Vampire Regents can control the will of humans possessing lesser mental strength than theirs through a form of hypnotic control. This hypnotic control can be conveyed either verbally or telepathically from g
Video - Porn
Geography Class on muchosucko.com This video is so damn hot!
Insanity
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high pri
Lsu...9-29
THIS SATURDAY...LSU KILLS TULANE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEAUX TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Yoni Massage - Again... I Did *not* Write It.. Just To Lighten The Mood... Again Nsfw...
The Yoni Massage - Again, did not write it, but do follow it I have practiced Tantra/Sacred Sex for several years and have received much joy from the techniques and processes. One of my partner's favorite and frequently requested sexual activity is the Yoni Massage. It has greatly expanded our sex life, brought us closer and has given me a greater appreciation of women. I offer it here and hope it enhances your sex life. Enjoy. BACKGROUND INFO: Yoni (pronounced YO-NEE) is a Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "Sacred Space" or "Sacred Temple." In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect. This is especially helpful for men to learn. The purpose of the Yoni Massage is to create a space for the woman (the receiver) to relax, and enter a state of high arousal and experience much pleasure from her Yoni. Her partner (the giver) experiences the joy of being of service and witnessing a special moment. The Yoni Massage can also be used as a
Why Men Can Pee Standing Up...
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve, so he tought he might just as well ask them. He told the one of the things that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "Its a very handy thing," God told them,"and I was wondering if either of you had a preference for it." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, " Oh , please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told god that if Adam wanted it so badly, he could have it. So god gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve
All Out Of Love
ALL OUT OF LOVE (Graham Russell/Clive Davis) I'm lying alone with my head on the phone Thinking of you till it hurts I know you hurt too but what else can we do Tormented and torn apart I wish I could carry your smile and my heart For times when my life feels so low It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know Chorus: I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long I 'm all out of love, what am I without you I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong I want you to come back and carry me home Away from this long lonely nights I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too Does the feeling seem oh so right And what would you say if I called on you now And said that I can't hold on There's no easy way, it gets harder each day Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone Chorus Oh, what are you thinking of? What are you thinking o
New Update
INterested in some black and whites today? Today's new update is up! I hope you enjoy! (Oh, and for those of you that always want custom pictures. NOW is your chance. I'm running an auction for custom pictures. Here's the link.... http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=photo4&item=1191161632) There's also my live cam show scheduled for Thursday this week. So if you're a SC member this will most likely be your first live show of mine! I hope you make it. Just log in on my site under members area. Then when you're over on the club page, go to webcam. Then there will be a link for you to click on that will take you where you need to go. Should open up a new page with a list of girls on that night (you can go see any of the girls any day of the week for being a member of my site). Then you scroll down til you find me. Click on view show (or whatever it says to get in and see me lol) And waahlah! You'll be seeing and hearing me. Show scheduled for Sep 27, 200
Look What I Made For Me And Not You.
Vegetable stock, in a blender with garlic + jalepino peppers & carrots, turnip, celery, leek, red potato, zuchini, red onion, leek, and imported italian tortellini (3 cheese). damn, I dominate.
The Wooden Spoon
I WILL LET YOU SIT ANY PLACE YOU WANT!!! AND MAKE AS BIG A MESS AS YOU WANT... This one hits close to home(for some) but not you and me. The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hand! s and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoy
Nike Does A Good Deed And A Student Is Just A Bit Loud...
Wow, looking at MSN’S home page would make anyone go yuck… Other then the Nike Story on a shoe designed for American Indians there is not much to say that is a bright spot on the horizon. I do applaud Nike for doing that and it seems those shoes will be distributed to those in need at little or no cost that is a plus. However, the story seems to promote good guy Nike and not the issue at hand. But, again it is a great thing they are doing I just somehow felt they wanted to grab the publicity hot-line more then the good deed award. It’s a two sided sword to say the least. Good Morning. I did hear a funny story coming in on the express way and I have not checked the validity of it yet. The story is on a campus somewhere Northeastern I believe. Yes it is true here is the article: Northeastern students learn why they should keep it down By adamg - Wed, 09/05/2007 - 2:25pm. Ah, freshmen! The Suffolk County District Attorney's office reports two Northeastern freshmen got a quick civics
Burmese Riot Police Attack Monks
Burmese riot police attack monks Images of damage on Rangoon's streets have been emerging Several thousand Burmese monks and other protesters are marching in Rangoon despite a bloody crackdown by police. One death is reported. Police beat and arrested demonstrators at the revered Shwedagon Pagoda, including up to 100 monks, on the ninth day of unrest against military rule. One march started for the city centre while another headed for the home of opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi. Security forces have reportedly ringed six key monasteries. One unidentified person was shot dead and five received gunshot injuries, Rangoon hospital sources told Reuters news agency. The riot police started to beat up the monks Unidentified monk speaking at Shwedagon Pagoda A Norway-based dissident radio station, the Democratic Voice of Burma, said one monk was killed and several injured in clashes in the city centre. Analysts fear a repeat of the violence in 1988, wh
Selfish
well... i went to support to see if my grounded time was up.. i was called SELFISH for wanting my comments back i am vic vip .. whatever it is this week I could only EXPECT a REASON as to why I am in trouble I will not pay for someone to insult me just coz your name is ORANGE.. dont meant you no fuckin better than me selfish this bitch
Ok Fine....
Ok this guy has been trying to get into my........ BLOGS for awhile now. SURRENDER@ fubar He wants a wet t-shirt contest with bunny rabbits, gerbils, rats, 3 geese, 1 duck, 4 swans, 5 lizards and about a dozen mice. But mainly the rodents for some odd reason. I think he just likes hairy things. So I ask you people to please give him all the cold showers you'd like and well send him hairy rodents. LOL You wanted me to put you in my blog so :-P I did! lol MUAHS!! Ok Who else wants to be in my blogs? ;)
My Greatest Orgasm
Grip my hair Use me to love me Use me to pleasure me Pleasure you Such taboo Let them turn Let them squirm They will learn Harder Faster Deeper You know what to do It’s me and you Against the rest of the world This is the love they can’t deny Because our kisses are of Titanium ore Unbreakable Our love Make them shiver Make then shudder Make then cringe Fuck me Fuck their rules Fuck with their minds Fuck this girl senseless Until all I feel is love Our love Whisper unthinkable things Hot whispers Burn me inside And our muscles let out a single scream And the taunt is over And the frigid cry for loss Of innocence And the lawmen cry for loss Of order And we breathe each other Stare at each other Kiss each other For this is what love is for And this room is A battlefield Against those Who oppose. We have victory In love.
Hard
I have had so much bad things happen to me I am a fake in alot of things I do and it is so hard for me to trust people and I am always doting people and secnd guess ever person I meet and are friends with of how much the really like me for the person I am or just like me becouse I am a pushover and I what is told or asked get ripped off all the time by my boss he dont pay me what I sould and say I have to wait 10 more months that mends I will work for 1 year and 9 months for $200 and ever week and no rise in pay utill then becouse my wife is buying a car from him and I dont know what to do I love working on cars it is just me and him there it is layed back boss not on my back all the time all comments welcome please be nice in them p.s. I am very friendly people thow
The Full Ride..........
We drove to his apartment and got comfortable on his couch. He kissed me as my hand brushed the bulge in his pants. He responded by moving his hand under my blouse and pushed me back on the couch. He unbuttoned my blouse and his tongue moved purposefully over my breasts, teasing the nipples, nibbling on them. His mouth moved to my ear and he whispered what he wanted. I slid to the floor in front of him while he pulled off his pants. I peeled his shorts off of him to reveal his hard cock while he pinched my nipples. My mouth moved towards him and he leaned back against the cushions as I licked the precum from the tip. I love to watch he said. My mouth was full so I didn’t respond. Slowly I took him in, nursing on his cock. His hips moved, pushing his cock at me. I nibbled him slightly and he moaned from the sensation. My mouth closed around him as I moved my tongue around to explore him. I could feel every vein, every curve of him. My eyes were closed; I drew back to feel him slid
Link To Repost
http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=459933347 if anyone would for me? xox
Im Feeling Yuckey.....
Im so tired of trying so hard .....for myself....for my kids....for my friends...and nothing coming back. Do I look like a door mat?? Do I look like I enjoy being used for whatever reason?? NO I FREAKING DONT! My soul is so sad. Things and pieces of my life have so nicely been taken from me. Do people have a conscience any more? Or am I the only one left on earth who truly cares about people. Am I the only one left on earth with morals and dignity?? Yes I may have pics of of the naughty type but still.....I dont bare all. I save that for the man I share myself with. But even that seems like its not enough.......Im sorry I am not perfect....but at least I try.
Juggalos'-ty:juggalo_robert_420
NORMAL FRIENDS: Never ask for FAYGO. JUGGALO FRIENDS: are the reason you have no FAYGO. NORMAL FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. NORMAL FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" NORMAL FRIENDS: never seen you cry. JUGGALO FRIENDS: cry with you. NORMAL FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. JUGGALO FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. NORMAL FRIENDS: know a few things about you. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. NOMAL FRIENDS:ASK WHAT A FAYGO SHOWER IS ... JUGGALO FRIENDS:SAY "WHAT TIME AND WHERE?IM FUCKIN AMPED NOW!!!" NORMAL FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. NORMAL FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. JUGGALO FRIENDS: Walk
I Love You
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Much To Do
hey ya'll.. Hoping everyone is having a great day thus far ... ive been on the go since about 6 am .. dropping people off at work . taking friends kids to school and going back to the damn hospital for more tests .. ( of which i was told at the end they fucked one up ) ... im home and wanna get some cleaning done .. but ill stop back in now and again . I wanna get back onto 3-d's Stash .. get back to Kathy's Contest . and a few other things I need to catch up on .. Mary .. i got your shoutbox and its fixed .. well.. im out for now . only 3 hours till everyone comes back home and i hate cleaning when everyone is here .. toodles .. Smoochies ! HUGS .. Wen :)
Veterans Disarmament Act To Bar Vets From Owning Guns
Please read and understand the severity of this Bill...request widest distro Jess Larry Pratt Sunday September 23, 2007 Hundreds of thousands of veterans -- from Vietnam through Operation Iraqi Freedom -- are at risk of being banned from buying firearms if legislation that is pending in Congress gets enacted. How? The Veterans Disarmament Act -- which has already passed the House -- would place any veteran who has ever been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) on the federal gun ban list. This is exactly what President Bill Clinton did over seven years ago when his administration illegitimately added some 83,000 veterans into the National Criminal Information System (NICS system) -- prohibiting them from purchasing firearms, simply because of afflictions like PTSD. The proposed ban is actually broader. Anyone who is diagnosed as being a tiny danger to himself or others would have his gun rights taken away ... forever. It is section 102((1)©(iv) i
The Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: RoughDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: BothHow often do you like to have sex?: As much as possibleIs sex a top priority for you?: Eh...yesDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: YesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: I don'tHow do you feel about one night stands?: Not really my thingHow many one night stands have you had?: 2What's your favorite position?: DoggieWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: AnywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Make loveHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: YesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Depends on the person im withDo you get off first or do they?: If its a guy hopefully I do...if its a girl she doesDo you like kissing during sex?: YesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Yes and im loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?:
I've Learned...
I've learned that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many years you have lived. I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. I've learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you y
Re: Thank Judge Aiken For Upholding Constitution Vs Patriot Act!
RE: Thank Judge Aiken for upholding Constitution vs Patriot act! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 28 Sep 2007, 06:54 ----------------- Bulletin Email -----------------De : Jerry (Help us Obi - Ron Paul!)Date : 27 sept. 2007, 22:52ann_aiken@ord.uscourts.gov It takes 10 seconds to email this judge, who is a true hero. Your small encouragement may set off a ripple effect further helping this already heroic judge fight for your freedoms.
September 28, 2007
Now is a great time to just kick back and relax -- there shouldn't be anything pressing at the moment. Try not to let yourself get caught up in worries about the future or what other people should be doing.
Rally Time
OK FRIENDS AND FANS ITS TIME AGAIN TO RALLY UP AND HELP A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE WIN A BLAST. PLEASEEE STOP BY AND GIVE SOME COMMENTS AND SHARE THE LOVE.....THIS IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST PIMPOUTS....P;EASE HELP HARLEYBABE 69 WIN THIS BLAST
I Like
I like the way your eyes light up when you smile I like the you tease me for a while I like the way you pull my hair I like the way you look at me with a knowing stare I like the way you fuck me in a relentless haste But most of all I like the way you taste!
Loveless Night
Misguided Movements, Gyrating Hips, Fingertips. Roaming Eyes, Lost Demise. Gliding Left, Swaying Right, Round and Round, Loveless Night. Disco Ball, Smoke Machine, Sweaty Bodies Glisten and Gleam. Friction of Arms, Loose Lips, Glasses Tip. You and Me, Conform to we. Party Up, Break It Down. Throw me back, Pull me forth. Leave the room, On the town, Can't resist, I'm hit or miss. Back at home, it's just us, everything about tonight is full of lust. I'm yours and you know it, oh and how you show it.
Create Truditions.................
One is happy as a result of one's own efforts, tastes, a certain degree of courage, self-denial to a point, love of work, and, above all, a clear conscience. Happiness is no vague dream, of that I now feel certain. --George Sand "We always go get a hot fudge sundae after the school choir concert," the girl said. Her parents laughed because their daughter said always, and they had only gone to a school choir concert once. Then the parents realized that the girl really had a great idea. "Yes," the mother said, "we always get a sundae because we like to make up new traditions. We'll have to be sure and do it tonight so we don't let the tradition fall apart before it even gets started!" They all laughed together and started debating which restaurant had the best hot fudge sundae. We all need to have special traditions with our families. We need celebrations that have nothing to do with official holidays. Family holidays can mean so much more to us sometimes because they celeb
R.i.p.
would like to ask everyone to give a thought to my brother and his wife kim . kim lost her dad 2 days ago and are having a very very hard time dealing with it not only emotionally but financially as they did not have any insurance on him and was very sudden ty for the thoughts and prayers !! btw if u leave a msg for them plz also send me an email for i will be printing them all out for them and wanna make sure we respond to all thanx
Dirty Rhymes
C'MON BABY,LETS TAKE A CHANCE, I LEFT MY RUBBERS IN MY OTHER PANTS. THE INTERNETS FOR PORN,THE INTERNETS FOR PORN,TAKE A CLICK,GRAB YOUR DICK,THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN.
Update On Leg # Idk
Yesterday was my appointment with the vascular surgeon. He has decided that I need to see a plastic surgeon to put some artificial skin over the area. My answer to him....not gonna happen. Why would you put artificial skin over an area that you can't stop infection in? Two doctors have already said that nothing is going to grow there until they can figure out what the actual problem is. Anyway, I am taking matters into my own hands. Now waiting for phone calls from 3 different doctors. I mean somebody has got to do something. I spent all day yesterday crying and am feeling myself slipping deeper and deeper into this depression thing. This is not the life I normally live and it is driving me insane. I have tried everything the doctors have told me to try plus some and right now I am basically at my wits end. I am apologizing to you now because I am not myself. I am not very talkative and I do go off the bitch end quiet quickly, but I am in a level of pain right now that I
Re: : Help Find "madison" And Her Abuser..
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: truth09 Date: 28 Sep 2007, 13:03 "CHESTER ARTHUR STYLES"..HE ALREADY HAD AN OUTSTANDING FEDERAL WARRANT FOR (PREVIOUS)CHILD ABUSE----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Citizen QuasarDate: September 28, 2007 3:54 PMBody: ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: SeanDate: Sep 28, 2007 2:53 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Stephen du BuisDate: Sep 28, 2007 2:41 PMThanks: THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE"PLEASE TAKE A LOOK!! REPOST!!! HELP FIND THIS LITTLE GIRLPLEASE EVERY ONE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PICS AND SEE IF YOU RECONIZE THEM,.. LETS HELP PUT THIS BASTARD IN JAIL!!!!I CANT BELIEVE THIS ASSHOLE WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A 5 YR OLD LIKE THIS! TO ALL THE PEDOFILES THAT SEE THIS I HOPE U ROT IN HELL!!!REPOST FORWARD DO WHAT EVER JUST LET PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS LIL’ GIRL!!"###
Have You Ever?
Have you ever been kissed? I mean really kissed? Treated as though you're a delicious dessert to be savoured... Lips hovering over your throat; hot breath making all your hairs stand on end with the anticipation of being touched. Then finally the fleeting touch of soft skin against yours, a tongue tasting you, and then it's gone again. Only to reappear lower down... hands caressing your back, softly, but surely. Those hands know where they want to go, but for now they decently remain on your back, shoulders, in your hair, tugging it so your throat is exposed. Teeth graze your skin. You feel as though you're sinking into an abyss. If you were standing, your knees would buckle. Lust takes over, you seek the lips that are torturing you so, and capture them with yours. Teeth, tongues, lips, clashing, mingling, gasping. You're so aroused your juices are flowing freely. And yet you're fully clothed. This is strictly over the clothes foreplay, and yet you want it. You desperately want t
Confused?
Haven’t you ever wished you knew all the answers to your million questions; but wouldn’t that make life dull? I don’t regret a single thing in my life. Everything happens for a reason. Yet, when surprising things happen between two people, don’t you just wish you knew what the other person was thinking? I just wish I knew how to open up and express how I feel. I wish I had the words….
Redneck Mens Pick Up Lines
Redneck Man's Pick-up Lines Body: 1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til' afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think o
Care
Care Why do people care. So what if I swear. I try to be fare. But they say I can't compare. So they push me away and leave me bare. Could it be I am just rare. Why should I care if I can't compare. Let me sware I will be fare. I won't leave someone alone and bare. So all ways be aware and fare. Billy Gene Ryan Copyright ©2007 Billy Gene Ryan
In Need Of Some Pampering?
I have been home sick with pneumonia, and need some pampering....What would you do for me to help me get better quickly?
Stupid People
LOL ITS FUNNY HOW THIS SITE WORKS... SOMEONE ASKS U FOR HELP N U DO IT... BUT WHEN U ASK THEM FOR HELP THEY R NO WHERE TO BE FOUND! WHEN PEOPLE RATE OR COMMENT ON UR PAGE THEY GET MAD CUZ U DONT DO THE SAME! FRIEND REQUESTS... IM TIRED OF ADDING PPL THAT ARE ONLY HERE FOR THE POINTS N NOT WILLING TO TAKE THE TIME TO MAKE A CONVERSATION WITH ME... IF I DONT ACCEPT THEM YET AGAIN THEY GET MAD... LOOK PEOPLE IF THAT BOTHERS YOU SOOOO MUCH THEN MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSES PAGE N LEAVE MINE ALONE... I HAVE NO DONE ANYTHING TO ANYONE FOR PEOPLE TO GIVE ME AN ATTITUDE ABOUT HOW I THINK OR DO THINGS... I REALLY DONT CARE WHAT THEY WANT! I AM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH OTHERS.. IM NOT HERE TO SLEEP WITH YA BECAUSE I HAVE A WONDERFUL FIANCEE ALREADY! IM NOT HERE TO GET ON CAM WITH YA N SHOW U MY GOODS... SORRY BUT I RESPECT MYSELF TOO DAMN MUCH! NOW AGAIN YA DONT LIKE THE WAY I DO THINGS MOVE ON! SKYE
Beef And Broccoli
This quick and easy version of Beef and broccoli is great for busy weeknights. Restaurant-style Beef and Broccoli INGREDIENTS: * 1 pound flank steak * 2 red bell peppers * 1 cup canned straw mushrooms * 1/2 pound frozen broccoli * Marinade: * 2 tablespoons dry sherry or cooking sherry * 2 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 teaspoon minced ginger * 1 green onion, chopped * Other: * 1 clove garlic, chopped * 1/2 cup beef or chicken broth * 1 tablespoon cornstarch mixed with 2 tablespoons water * 1 teaspoon granulated sugar * 4 tablespoons oil for stir-frying, or as needed PREPARATION: Partially freeze the meat. Cut across the grain into slices. Cut the red bell pepper in half. Remove the stem and seeds and cut into thin strips. Rinse the mushrooms under warm running water and sliceThaw the frozen broccoli. Drain. Combine the meat with the dry sherry, soy sauce, ginger and green onion. Marinate the meat for 20 m
Blackmailing Ms. Reeves
Blackmailing Ms. Reeves by kianareeves© After graduating from college, I decided to get my teaching credential and teach high school science. It seemed like an easy, yet rewarding job. I would get summers off and 3 weeks every winter to go skiing. I immediately got a job working at a high school in a rich neighborhood in Southern California. I was only 23 years old, barely older than some of my students. I would consider myself to be good looking. I'm pretty tall and thin and my breasts are average size, small enough to get away with wearing tight t-shirts and jeans, my unofficial uniform, without attracting too much attention. Luckily the school was very relaxed about everything, including dress codes. Most of the teachers wore jeans. They were able to get away with it because the community provided so much monetary support and the kids pretty much did what they wanted. The parents were pretty uninterested in their children's education and only cared about sending them to sch
Brad
Brad by bridget8181 © She was asking for it. We were just there to hang out with our buddy, maybe smoke a little, get drunk and shoot the shit. No one asked her to come out of her bedroom in that thin shirt that fit her in all the right places but only showed a modest amount of skin, as if she didn't know how fucking great her tits are. No one told her those dark jeans that hugged her ass so perfectly were a good choice for sitting around on the porch with her boyfriend and his two friends. She sat across from me and whenever I said something she would fix me with those dark green eyes, her wavy hair framing her face, the tiniest hint of cleavage peeking at me, and I actually lost my train of thought once or twice. She didn't seem to notice she was the cause. She'd just slide her dark-rimmed glasses up her nose with one graceful finger and raise an eyebrow, waiting for me to continue. I thought my cock was going to burst through my pants. Her boyfriend, a pretty tall an
Photo Shop Or Paint Shop Pro Help Please!!!!
Hey all! I have a question that I hope someone can help me with... I have several pics that I am looking to edit.. such as I have some pics that I want to change the color of some of the things in it, and some I want to take from color to black and white... does anyone know of any free programs that I can get to do that?? I have downloaded adobe photoshop and as soon as I get to know it, the trial is up and I can't use it any more!!! PLEASe HELP!
Toys For Hands
Atroxity
Atroxity by DireLilith© "Well come on in, then," Direlilith whispered in a sultry voice. The big beast of a man behind her lumbered forward into the empty front hall of the nanotech's apartment. Smirking, Direlilith watched as the white door slid closed, sealing the apartment from the sounds and smells of the city. She turned on one booted heel and moved toward the door at the end of the hall. She could hear the thudding steps of the engineered man behind her and knew he was following. Obediently. "Now be careful in here," she cautioned him. "Some of these items are very precious. And they're all I have." She teased him with a smile, knowing he had been bred to be cautious naturally. The chances of him knocking any of her carefully hung artwork off the plasteel walls was very unlikely. His name was Wrench, and it was an appropriate name. He was a labourer under her lover's control, his bodyguard, his maintenance man, his man servant. Tonight, he had been given the charge
Casino Plot Ch. 4 C
Casino Plot Ch. 4 by mcfbridge © Ruth honestly wanted to just fall through the floor, but that wasn't going to happen. So the general took a stick in each hand and pointed them both at her pussy. She lodged the ends into her entrance and began pushing them in. She couldn't help squirming a bit, as the sticks kept sliding in farther and farther. Finally, though, they both hit bottom and Ruth just sat there holding the ends of the two glass rods embedded up her slit. "Okay Ruth, you seem to have them in there quite well. So, "FLAPS UP, GENERAL!!" Oh GOD! This was HUMILIATING!! But the general grasped the sticks tightly and pulled. Ruth could feel her entire vaginal channel spread apart as she pulled on her rods. When she had them spread apart as far as she could get them, Ruth held them there and looked up at Tony. The general could see that Tony was really struggling not to laugh, and the poor woman sitting there with her pussy gaping open, wanted to die. Tony smiled back a
Casino Plot Ch. 4 D
Casino Plot Ch. 4 by mcfbridge © Tony just held the marker as poor Lee just fucked herself up and down on it. It was a real riot watching that dark Asian pussy move itself on and off of that plastic thing. First the marker tip would barely hold the hole open, and then the entire thing would be sunk up inside. Tony let Lee take twenty or thirty strokes before he pulled the thing completely out of her. Lee couldn't believe the incredible feeling of relief as that marker was finally pulled from her pussy. It felt so amazingly good to have an empty pussy again. Meanwhile, Tony was telling all the ladies to make sure they were bent over with their butts pulled open really wide. Lee bent back over and got a good grip on her cheeks. When she pulled them apart, she and the other four women all had their anuses completely visible and available to the group. "Now ladies, I know there is a marker tucked inside each of those bottomholes, but I can't see any of them. Now why is that, Gen
Casino Plot Ch. 06 A
Casino Plot Ch. 06 by mcfbridge © After leaving the casino, the women just went their separate ways. None of them even talked to each other the rest of the day. It was as if none of them wanted to admit to each other what had just happened. But, of course, that couldn't last forever. So the next morning they were all once again in Ruth's office. Ruth was in a foul mood. Her pussy was still sore from being popped open through the glue. And it had taken her quite some time to get that truck out of her ass. The damn thing hadn't wanted to roll out of there for anything. She had spent what seemed like an eternity with her fingers up her butt, as she tried to push the thing down where she could reach it. And when she did have it, pulling it back out through her red little anal ring hadn't been any fun either. Tony and his gang were watching as the five women talked about what had happened. Tony wanted to listen and gauge their reactions to what had happened to them. He wanted to m
To Those Who Are Part Of My Lounge Staff
I guess within 2-4 weeks Fubar will be deleting all lounges, I will be creating another one asap, Some rules have changed, it costs (fu bucks) to create a lounge now, and if the lounge is inactive it will cost me, so u know what that means, we are gonna be in there rockin, having some good times, good laughs. Since alot of people have left staff, im gonna be re-doing the whole staff list. Anyone who would like to join staff email me, for those of you who were on before and wanna remain on, let me know as well, gonna do alot of changes with titles ect.. I hope everyone is having an awesome Sunday! Much love xoxoxox Jen :D
Nsfw Rude Story Nsfw
As i drove along, the car started to make a terrible noise, i'd only had it for a week, as luck would have it there was a garage just up the road. I pulled in to the forecourt and looked around for someone to help me. I glanced round and saw you comming toward me, "Can i help you" you say in the most gorgeous sexy voice that i have ever heard. Your overalls were covered in oil and dirt, and a few of the top poppers were undone so i could see some of your chest. " Errr .... there's something wrong with my car, its making a strange noise" I don't know how i managed to get that sentance out because i was so in awe of you ! You walk up and open the bonnet, "Aahh, I see the problem, it's a simple job, won't take more than 10 minutes to fix" But i wasnt listening, i was too busy daydreaming about wot i could do to you. Your manly smell and overalls were making me so wet. "Is that ok" you ask. " Errr ...pardon" i say. you repeat " its a simple job and should only take 10 minutes to fix, is
Nsfw Room Service
We have checked into a very nice luxury hotel... Everyone is exceptionally courtious to the guest and all are carefully screened for their looks and character. ..After we get to our room Lynn looks at me as if to say that she likes how our bellman looks... I take the lead, when he ask if there is anything else he can do for us... I ask for something I know he will have to go back downstairs for and insist that he bring it back himself in case I jump in the shower. That way Lynn will know it is OK to open the door. ..He, of course says Ok, because the guest is always right. ..I tell Lynn my plan. I will act as if I am in the shower as I indicated was possible to the bellman. I have a white dress shirt and tie on which I quickly remove. I place our luggage as if Lynn is going to begin unpacking it, which is all part of the illusion...... Lynn strips comletely except for her high heels and puts my white dress shirt on with nothing else but her heels... I turn the shower on, but don't ge
Men Are Misunderstood
Men are a misunderstood lot, which all in all is probably for the best. Women are better off not knowing that we eat with our hands the minute they leave the room or that we use their nail clippers to trim our nose hair. Better for them, better for us. Still, it's annoying that women spend more time and money trying to understand the minds of cats than they do wondering about what makes men tick. Which is why they'll never understand... 1. Our consuming need to own the biggest and most expensive version of just about everything. Our compulsive desire to drive off-road vehicles in cities and use corkscrews that resemble off-shore drilling equipment is well documented. As marketing targets, men are suckers for terms like "professional" or "industrial strength", because inside every man is the germ of every profession he ever imagined himself one day excelling at. Most of these purchases are harmless, little more than childish wish fulfillment played out at a higher testosterone l
Who Are You?
Are you the person I think you are? Or are you who you WANT me to think you are? Ok, so thats a lot of what the internet is... an illusion. Its a tough concept for me since I trust and believe in people so easily. I can look down my family list here on fubar and I see some people who I know are full of it in their stories. Even had the chance to meet a few of them to know that. But its not just an internet thing. Just look at my former employer and what they did to me with not paying. SO you don't think I am paranoid I know there are some who are wonderful. To look at my family, Persia and Ruby make me laugh somuch and well they couldn't be so crazy unless they really were. HellzAngel is a sweetheart (I know I promised never to ruin her rep and say that lol). Sexy Eyes, Devine TxRose,Shell, And Lizzy are always there to make me feel better and let me know they care. And Kandy is always around to make me smile and to feel special. All I ask of my friends is honesty..
Fu Bombers
for the fu bombers family, i am makeing a family id for everyone, so please keep checking my photos for yours to appear. this is going to take awhile to make so please be patient
Name That Tune...
This is kinda of fun to do...See if you can guess them...I still haven't gotten all of em'...Have fun
Fulfillment Of Desires ...it's A Choice.
If you are not moving forward, it's because you are holding yourself back. You may have chosen to blame your lack of progress on outside factors, yet deep down you know that you are the primary factor. It doesn't really matter why or how you've chosen to prevent yourself from achieving your desired results. What's crucial is that you simply get out of the way and allow yourself to move forward. There is a very real and accessible connection between you and whatever it is that you desire. To achieve your desired results takes nothing more than activating that connection and letting it follow its natural course. The same conditions that make your desires possible also make it possible for you to fulfill those desires. So stop fighting those conditions and start making use of them. You are not separate from the fulfillment of your dreams. You are in fact the person through whom that fulfillment can be most easily and most magnificently expressed. Let the seeds of your treasur
When A Soldier Comes Home
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. …to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying....to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech.
The Awakening
I wished I knew who wrote this. How very true!! The Awakening A time comes in your life when you finally get it. When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your Awakening. You realize that its time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change, or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You learn that others may follow you and will share your expectations, but they will also be faced with the same realizations. You come to terms with the fact that he/she is not Prince/Princess Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always
Passive By Apc
Passive Lyrics
Enrique Iglesias - Solo En Tí
Whatever U Like
Janet Jackson - All Nite
Thoughts Of Suicide
Thoughts of You Run Through My head Just like thoughts of suicide Will I live in the end When these thoughts of you are over And the thoughts of suicide take over Our Love will never last With these thoughts of suicide Mixed in with you These thoughts of suicide will soon take control of me And I will no longer be able to love These thoughts of suicde mixed in with you Will kill me soon Ill break your heart and Kill myself Thoughts of you run through my head Just like thoughts of suicide
C6r
C6R by WFEATHER © Angela wandered away from the encampment once again. The youngest of the crew of explorer-scientists, she was highly curious, and wanted to know – simply for her own self-knowledge – just why Caroline remained away from the landed starship for longer than anyone else, and just why Caroline always seemed to go to the same location. When Angela noticed Caroline's locator signal was back in that same area again, she had to leave the starship and find out what was so interesting there, what Caroline was hoarding for herself. Armed with her pulse riffle and backpack of survival supplies and sample kits, Angela headed out to the north-northeast, traversing the kilometer to the abrupt beginning of the thick forest. None of the other twelve crew members saw her or attempted to question her or stop her, as they did not contact her on her communications headset. After nearly four full weeks on this Earth-like planet, several trails had been essentially carved in
The Breaking Of The Bat B
The Breaking of the Bat by LadyTabitha © "Now that you know who I am, Selena, this makes things rather awkward between us." "Why?" She snorted. "Afraid I'll sell your secret to the highest bidder? Squeal to that annoying Summer What's-Her-Name on the news?" Selena used the knife to cut a small tear in the fabric covering his chest. "No, Bat...I mean, Bruce," She said with a grin. Grabbing on both sides of the tear, she ripped the uniform open, exposing the expanse of his chest to her eyes. He was...beautiful, as much as a man could be beautiful. His bare chest was nothing but solid muscle, smooth beneath her fingers. Here and there were scars that were badges of his years of service to Gotham City, from knife wounds and gunshot wounds. A light smattering of hair ran down from between his pectoral muscles and disappeared into the lower half of the costume, hinting at things yet to be revealed. She ran her hands again and again over the bare skin, closing her eyes to imprint them
Love & War B
Love & War by PrincessKoriandr © Seeing that she had him so hot he was almost crying, the need to cum was so great; she increased the speed of her hand and asked. "The next time Bruce calls you and asks for your help and it is not life or death, and interferes with our date plans, what are you going to tell him?" Trying to catch is breath; he gapes at her in amazement. He was three seconds from cumming all over her lovely hand and she actually wanted him to talk? Talk? All he could manage was moaning, so he moaned. Kory slowed the motions of her hand, teasing him. "What was that?" she asked, seeing the panic cross his face, scared she would stop. "I didn't hear you. Could you please repeat that?" "No…I'll tell him NO!" he said, almost screaming it, willing to say or do anything if it meant she would continue. "Good boy." She breathed huskily. He deserved a treat. Still stroking him, she sped up the motion on his dick, the friction causing his milky pre-cum to come forth
She Can Do Anything He Can Do
She Can Do Anything He Can Do 2007 Personal Account (May 2007, Berkeley, California) I was taught by my fraternity to believe in human service, and always lend a hand. Particularly to attractive young women! One Saturday afternoon, I was drinking beer on the front deck of the frat house, and enjoying the California sun, when I heard the unmistakable "thump thump, thump thump" of a flat tire. A Ford SUV pulled up to the curb, and two pretty young women hopped out to inspect the damage. I quickly jumped down from the deck and offered to lend a hand. Perhaps they needed a jack, or a spare set of hands? I was rebuffed. "Just because we're women, doesn't mean we can't change a tire." So I sat back on the deck to watch the show. The women retrieved tools and the spare from their vehicle without trouble, and began to jack up the car. They didn't notice that the car was right against the curb. There was no room to remove the wheel or install the new one. I attempted to step in, but w
That Was Funny. =]
Apparently I'm not the only person in my fam that misses Mikey. Was talking to my brother on Saturday and he was telling me that he had a portion of a tattoo that Mike did covered up and the partial cover up cossed as much as the ink did. The thing with Miguel was this: He never charged us a lot of money, hell there were times where he didn't charge me at all and I'd have to throw money at him and run for my life. I think he just appreciated someone sitting there with him. There would be times I'd go and sit til 1 or 2 in the morning just cause he wanted to talk. ... a guy that wants to talk. what a switch! :D I got sidetracked. Anyway, Mikey spoiled the shit out of us and Ruby can attest to that. It's like when we here an ACTUAL tattoo price we wanna choke. So yeah, that's why my broski misses Miguel. :D
Ice:(in Case Of Emergency) Ty Grim
We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore t
Humor - Shark - Samuel L. Jackson
~ Dave Matthews Band - Everyday ~
Something Must Be Done!
Okay, Life sucks for me right now, i still haven't been able to get a job, and life is becoming unbearable. I don't know how i'm gonna get money, i'm going to have to move out soon, but i need money, my parents think they can just drag me along with them to fucking california, well i need to prove to those bastards that i am NOT going down without a fight! I just don't know what i'm gonna do
Hidden Meanings
So, before anyone else asks me this, NO, THERE ARE NO HIDDEN MEANINGS BEHIND THE LYRICS I JUST POSTED! They are not "directed" at anyone, I had no one in mind when I posted them, they are just lyrics to some of my favorite songs. OKAY???? Believe me, or don't believe me, whatever, I've stated my point, so don't ask me anymore.
When He's Gone
When he's gone, all you can do, is think of the times, he spent with you, When he's gone, all you can tell, is stories about him, how he was always on top, and he never fell, even when he was sick, he always wore a smile, and you'd always go to the hospital, and stay for while, When he's gone, you can never think, all you is stare into the sky, without a single blink, And when he's gone, all you can see, is him up in heaven, We'll never forget that he's our Dad
Why????
... Is everyone so quiet today? I don't even get a random Perv? Wow! No love!!!
In Support
In support. I shaved my head and changed my look. just one small comment in life's great book. I'm here for you, is all I mean. To add strength, and hope to all you dream. Side by side, we will win this fight day by day and night by night. no more dodging that double edge knife. We will be champions of this game called life.
~ John Lennon - Give Peace A Chance ~
John Lennon sings give peace a chance at the Montreal bed in . God i can't believe i remember this :( hehe When ever their is a War they will always be Anti War. A hole different time
A Lil Ray Of Hope
To Be Broken
I'm falling in the debris, Picking my broken pieces off the floor, I'm running from superstition, With my heart so dramatically sore. All I want is a break, Happiness for once to come my way, My life has made me hopeless, So at night I pray. And my faith is shattering, I'm losing the feeling that was once there, I'm looking for a reason, Just one reason to care. I was never good enough, And I will never be, I'm learning the hard way, Searching for something inside of me. I don't know myself, Nobody knows me for real, I'm too afraid to let them in, Because of the way I feel. I'm too damaged to trust, Too bruised to move, I won't fall to them, I have nothing to prove. I feel all over the place, Everything seems one big mess, It's so hard to keep going, With so much to confess. And the truth of the matter is, That I just want to fall away, I just don't want to live, To feel so broken and not ok.
My Best Friend
I sit outside watching the orange sky the perfect end to a warm summer day I count my blesssings for your hospitality even though you are many miles away where would I be had we not met? would my days be filled with gloom? the sky is picturesque, detailed like a canvas I wait to share this with you, I count the days the fragrence of you fills the air everyday here bringing me reminders of time spent together calls in the night in the begining, growing in to a friendship that has weathered some storms but have faith in me for I shall not drift away you take bitter days and change them into happiness you share your thoughts and dreams you give me valuable insite into culture and diffrent cuisine you have shown me that i do matter in this world and thank you for your kindness and as i watch the sun fade to night i think of you and i look forward to your voice again and seeing your
Bullet Grazes Cop In Wild Bronx Shootout With Gunman
Bullet grazes cop in wild Bronx shootout with gunman http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime_file/2007/10/04/2007-10-04_bullet_grazes_cop_in_wild_bronx_shootout.html Bullet grazes cop in wild Bronx shootout with gunman BY ALISON GENDAR, TANANGACHI MFUNI and CORKY SIEMASZKO DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Thursday, October 4th 2007, 4:00 AM Det. Daniel Rivera was this close to being shot between the eyes. Because he turned in time, he was only grazed in the forehead. Fellow cop William Gonzalez was also hurt in the shootout. Suspect Jermaine Taylor jumped out of second-floor window (top one in picture) in an attempt to escape, police say. He tried to leap on to the fence but lost his grip and fell, breaking his hip. One Bronx cop escaped death by inches and another was wounded Wednesday in a wild gunfight with a wanted man that turned a narrow alley into "a shooting gallery, " police said. Just 20 feet separated the cops from the suspect as the two sides squeez
I Promise
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our LOVE is my life
Tewdope™ Vs Brown Eyed Papi™ - As Of Noon Today!!!!
TewDope™ is fucking awesome for playing along, Hope you Fu's have a Great Day!!!!!
I Feel Like A Rockstar. . .
Today started like most others. I awoke and showered, went to the living room to find my roomie. We decided to run some errands then grab a lazy lunch somewhere. We went to the bank, the store and the post office (ok so we went to the post office in the grocery store) then we were off to lunch at the Rockin' 50's cafe. This is a neat little cafe in the older mall in town. As the name denotes, it has 50's era memorabilia on the walls and music playing in the background. They have decent food and good coffee which makes for good conversation. As we sat there and ate and talked about whatever came to our heads a nice calm came over the both of us. We finished our meal and we were just sitting there sipping our chosen beverages when this lady came over to our table. She explained to us that she was from Vermont and was in town visiting relatives and that she had a strange request, a very strange request. As most of you know, my roomie and I are not small guys; we tip scales whereve
How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly
THIS IS JUST TOO CUTE. This is the cleanest E-mail joke I've come across in a long while! A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
Just When You Think Everything Is Perfect....
I am beyond pissed today. Before I begin to explain why...I am NOT breaking up with the boyfriend as far as I know. I do NOT want to hear how you would do a better job if you were dating me. Sincere advice and comments are welcome. Just none of the desperate "if you were my woman I'd do this" type of shit. Not in the mood for it. Today was the last straw for my temper. Earlier this week Andy told me that his hunting plans were cancelled and that he is free on friday. he said we had to hang out. We planned on doing some drinking then hitting a haunted house or two. I was all excited for it. For those of you that don'tknow, I am in between jobs right now and when I am not out job hunting I am at home to prevent any wasting of gas and saving money. So, I spend a lot of time...at home alone becaue my roomie is never home and is always off with her boyfriend. Being home alone soo much is driving me to the edge of insanity. So, pretty much Friday was the day I have been craving all wee
Two Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remedy Lyrics Seether
Remedy Lyrics Seether Throw your dollar bills and leave your thrills all here with me, And speak but don't pretend, I won't defend you anymore you see, It aches, in every bone, I'll die alone, but not for you, My eyes don't need to see, that ugly thing, I know it's me you fear, If you want me hold me back Frail, the skin is dry and pale, the pain will never fail And so we go back to the remedy Clip the wings that get you high, just leave them where they lie And tell yourself, "You'll be the death of me" I don't need a friend, I need to mend so far away So come sit by the fire and play a while, but you can't stay too long, It aches in every bone, I'll die alone, but not for pleasure I see my heart explode, it's been eroded by the weather here If you want me hold me back Frail, the skin is dry and pale, the pain will never fail And so we go back to the remedy Clip the wings that get you high, just leave them where they lie And tell yourself, "You'll be the
Does Anyone Know If...
... there's anywhere on here you can offer suggestions for possible site feature enhancements...? Would people find it useful if there was a way to let profile visitors know which folders you've posted new photos in, by having the system flag the relevant folder in the folder list...? Just a thought, although I don't doubt someone else will forward it to the relevant people... LOL
Need Comments Plz
Story
We walked into the house and it was very big. The stairs were winding to the upper level of the house. He came up from behind me and I could feel his hot breath on my neck. He kisses my neck.AS I feel him kiss my neck, I reach up to his head grabbing his hair. He reaches around and grabs onto my breasts through my shirt. I can feel my nipples getting hard. He pushes me to the stairs, we dont make it even 2 stairs and he pushes me down. We start to kiss, so deep. I grab the outside of his pants to feel his hardness getting bigger. I unsnap his jeans and unzip his zipper. His manhood comes out in one tug. Wow, I havent seen that big in a long time maybe in videos but never live. I take it into my hand and it starts to get even harder from my touch. I start to put my lips on it, kissing it, licking it, teasing it. I take his head of his cock into my mouth. He moans. I take his whole cock into my mouth and as I look up at him I can see him get even more excited. I start to suck him real g
Getting Ready To Leave
I've got just a bit before Lee gets home, and we head out of town for our weekend/day visit to friends. We'll be arriving around 11:00...but I'm sure won't go to bed till the wee hours. There will probably be plenty of coffee on hand when we get there too. Well, I did get some new pictures added...I suppose they're ok. I wasn't pleased with my hair at all ... the humidity took what curl I should have had after curling it...and just made it... One of these days I'll get one that's better, but didn't have time to mess with it today. You probably saw the notice come through your alerts, or here's the link to the start of them. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=683824&albumid=0&i=2366308983 Well, probably won't be on the puter till later Sunday evening, and then probably not for very long, as I'll probably be pretty tired, and have to work on Monday. So, while I'm gone for a few hours, I hope you all have a GREAT Fu weekend, and I'll be catchin' ya later on when we get back
A Thought
surpressed by loneliness bound by pain,what would it take,to make it all change? angered by passion,never to be shown,anguished by love never to be shown!!!! tortured by many,just asking why,bowing his head,as he tries to hide. a moment of peace,remembering one time,almost forgiving,almost to shine, grasping his heart,to stop the pain,here in this moment,nothing has changed!!!!! by;Paul A. 10-6-07
Rewind Life???
If you could rewind your life to a certain point, what part of your life would you go back to? You would be allowed to make any changes to that certain point in life that you wanted to make. Do you think that if you could do this your life would have been completely different? Or would it have been worse because you missed out on one of your life lessons. Do you think some things that happened were meant to be and even though they may have been negative, the end result helped to shape who you are today? Would you go back to make changes or would you go back just to take a look at yourself or just for the memories? Or if given the chance, would you decline the offer to rewind to a certain point in your life?
Backseat Oral
Backseat Oral by POFD © It was close to 5 PM one November evening when Isabel called me to invite me out for drinks. We worked together and had been seeing each other for awhile. With her lovely, slightly-accented voice she suggested something more than cocktails and hors-d-oeuvres. We left work together and, getting in our cars, headed to Shirlington, where there was a pleasant tapas bar. The bar was her choice because it was midway between my house and hers. Isabel was 40, but didn't appear to be middle-aged. It helped that she was Cuban; her Latin ancestry gave her lovely olive skin, dark eyes and beautiful, lustrous dark brown hair with hints of red. She had a trim figure with a perfect ass and full breasts. Live every other Latina I met, she loved sex. If there was one complaint that I had with Isabel, it was that she was married. She had recently filed for divorce. Still, I was fucking a married woman. "Not the first time", I thought. We got to the restaurant, Toro, and
Andee Goes Away With Lauren
Andee Goes Away with Lauren by camel© I'd been away with Lauren before, and we always seemed to have shared this mutual interest for each other. But since neither of us had ever really experienced a same sex relationship, the mood just seemed to remain sexually charged but reserved. This weekend would be a little different, however. Usually a few of us attend the annual pharmacy conference and share a hotel room. But this time around our coworkers had opted to skip it and stay home. Personally, I was looking forward to it. It's not often that I get the chance to have an escape from my husband and kids and just let loose. Lauren was my sexy 26-year-old blonde coworker. At work she rarely revealed the naughtiness that lay underneath her professional life; except for the occasional surprise fondle of my ass and the times she would come up behind me and rub her breasts against my back. She was married, but didn't have ay children yet. Of course, this showed, as her body was tig
Minnie Kitty's Pet Contest
Runs until 10/12/07 @ 7pm eastern!! Comments will be greatly appreciated!!
If We Had Sex....
Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch m
The Jewish Bra
THE JEWISH BRA A New Yorker on vacation in New Hampshire walks into the Lingerie Department of a Nashua retail store. He tells the saleslady,"I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?" The saleslady responded, "It is all quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?" "A Jewish bra," she replied, "makes
This Is So Very True About Me
You Would Choose Love Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love. You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet. And while many people may claim they would choose love too... You're one of the few who would really do it. Would You Choose Love or Money?
Aural Sex
Aural Sex by todoynada © Carrie's heavy breathing developed slowly and steadily into soft moaning and then eventually into loud, persistent groaning, before finally erupting into seemingly endless shrieks and shouts of pleasure. Genelle described the experience of listening to the regular afternoon routine as aural sex. Separated by one thin wall with seemingly no insulation, Genelle was Carrie's neighbor in a modest duplex located in a complex with dozens of such homes. Carrie seemed to be of similar age to Genelle, who was 24, and the two often talked outside whenever they crossed paths. But a friendship had not developed for whatever reason, despite the two living next to one another for nearly a year. Genelle was an attractive and athletic young woman, though she stood barely over 5 feet tall. She had milky white skin, short brown hair and large, round brown eyes that seemed to demand attention when you looked at her. She never thought herself to be as pretty as she really w
Burning Thoughts
Burning Thoughts by serendipity_lost © If any fiction is as good as my private life has been then I wish it upon all...For sometimes I wake in the morning thinking that I live a dream.... My name is Janet, I'm 35 a mother and wife of 15 years, sometimes I think I should write a book about my life. Where would I begin? It would be a exhausting and highly emotional journey to start from the beginning. Eventually I will find the courage within myself to express all the loves and losses I have found in the last 6 yrs of my life...but for now, I believe I will start from the last encounter. His name is Joe, and one look at him and I knew I was going to have to find a way to capture this mans attention. I had just finished work and stopped off for gas and smokes at the local station , I was a mess, tired and had no thoughts of seducing a man that day. But the funny thing about fate and serendipity, it doesn't wait for you that have a good hair day. I walked inside to pay for my gas
Being Frank
Being Frank by cantdog © I was out behind the church, smoking. It's an outdoor sport, these days. The back door gives onto a hillside, which is pretty steep. It makes a shelf partway down, but then really drops off. At the bottom are parking lots behind the Harlow Street businesses, but you can't see them through the trees, at least, not until all the leaves have fallen. I heard voices down on the shelf. It's sheltered there. Kids go there to deal, smoke or maybe make out, and sometimes street people sleep there among the trees. I've been down there; there's a fire pit, even. The voices rose and became sharp-- some altercation, probably. Then a man's voice was raised in exasperation, enough so I could hear the words. "Well, Christ! You know what to do to fix this. Don't ya? Well?" "No," she wailed. "Well, fuck you, then! Winter's just around the fuckin corner, ain't it?" "Mm-hm." "Jesus! You gonna get out there and make money, or freeze?" There was a silence at
A Bonding Experience
A Bonding Experience by ShoddyBehavior © "I'm not sure about this." She said when she walked into the bedroom and saw the scarves and blindfold on the bed. "Come on baby, I know you want to try it." He knew it! Yeah, so there were certain situations where he would be nervous too, but they had trust in one another. She knew that he would never do anything to hurt her. "Let's come up with a safe word. Something that you can easily remember and you can holler out if you feel your losing control. I promise to stop. How about Eagle? That's easy enough to remember." She snorted at his choice of words. He liked to refer to his cock as "The Golden Eagle". "Sure, I think I can handle that. But I swear you had better stop if I say it or I will hurt you something fierce!" "Here, baby, have a glass of wine and get in the tub. Get yourself relaxed. I promise, this will be a night to remember." He handed her a glass and pushed her into the bathroom where the bath was already drawn an
Relax...it'll Find You !!
Real treasure to be found If you're always chasing happiness, it will never be able to find you. Relax, simply give happiness a place to live in you, and it will be in great abundance. When you put conditions on enjoyment, it turns into just another chore. Let go, and sincerely enjoy the miracle that is your life as it comes to you in each moment. If you become overly attached to specific results, you set yourself up for disappointment and disillusionment. Be ambitious, yet do not be your ambition. Sometimes, when things fail to go the way you planned, they turn out better than you could have possibly expected. Welcome life's surprises and choose to see the positive value that is in each one of them. Don't be too quick to place judgments on the people, situations and events in your life. In everything that comes along, there is an opportunity for you to more fully discover and express your true purpose. Be open to whatever life brings your way. There is real treasure to
~moving~
Dear Family & Friends, I am moving in about a week or so just letting you know i might not respond but I'll catch up with you all very soon! Fill you in on the details later.... HEHE ! Thanks for all the love and support, A special thanks to those who got me thru this *you know who you are* ~much love~ BabyDoll
Hot Tub
Jamican hot tub (XXX) The flight to Jamaica was smooth and we started to relax the minute we boarded the plane. We splurged for Air Jamaica first class this round and the minute we were seated the stewards brought over rum and fruit punches. We laughed and made plans as tow hat we were to at the resort once we got there, Sipping champagne on the beach, a couples massage, relaxing in the sun and partying all night long until we could stay awake no longer. The flight was fun as we snuggled like teenagers on a date. We laughed more as more rum punches were brought over. Hands roamed teasingly where they should not have in public but we cared not who saw. The plane lands in Montego Bay and the first order of business is bags and then beers for the ride to the resort. The bags and beer are very easy as we know where the baggage claim is and I point you to the beer to grab a few cold ones for the ride. After a short ride we get to the resort. The bags are unpacked and our swim
A Bitch In Heat Gets Mounted
A Bitch in Heat Gets Mounted by smy3th © This story was inspired by a woman who posted amateur pictures of herself on Literotica. It was originally written specially for her at her request, and is posted with her permission, though it has been considerably enlarged, modified and edited for public posting. Please comment and vote. I write only for your entertainment. Your feedback is critical to me. I respond gratefully to all comments, positive or negative. I hope you enjoy this story, but either way please let me know what you like and don't like about it. ------------------------------ Sharon liked posting naughty pictures of herself on Literotica. She had only done it a few times, but found it exciting - even arousing. She took the pictures herself during the day while her husband was at work using her digital camera's automatic setting. She would set the camera up on the tripod and then take lots of shots, deleting most of them and just keeping the ones that turned out
Carolyn's Shoe Salesman Adventure
Carolyn's Shoe Salesman Adventure by Vickilynn © * As you can see from the title, my name is Carolyn. Vicki Lynn, whom some of you know, is my friend. I told her about an experience I had last year in a shoe store and she suggested that I put it down on paper and submit it to Literotica. A little about myself: I am 5'6" with shoulder length dark hair and what some people have described as sultry eyes. I have a slender build although my breasts are quite full. My measurements, for those who are interested, are 35 – 23 – 35. I almost never wear panties and I do wear a lot of short skirts and dresses – never slacks or jeans. I don't like bras and I never wear them. I enjoy the freedom and I like the feel of my breasts swaying when I walk. One more thing, I don't shave my pussy. At all. I have quite a lot of dark, thick pubic hair. I like it to be bushy. It feels good to me and I'm never going to shave it. Now back to my story. I needed some new shoes and decided to go to the Pay
Scarred
EMOTIONS BECOME A KNOT OF PAIN THAT ENTANGLE ME TO A SAD STILLNESS, THOUGHTS FORM IMAGES SO VIVID THEY PARALYZE AND I AM UNABLE TO MOVE, TEARS FILL MY EYES AND I LET THEM FALL FOR IT IS MY ONLY RELEASE, MY HEART LAYS HEAVY AS IF LANCED AND EVERY BEAT IS A REMINDER THAT YOU ARE THE WOUND AND THE TOURNIQUET THAT WILL CEASE THE FLOW OF PAIN, IF I DARED RIP IT FROM MY BODY AS AN OFFERING TO NuttinButtSexxy YOU WOULD IT BE ENOUGH, DISSOLUTION IS MY STIGMATA AND I WEEP AS REGRET BECOMES MY SOULS BRAND, I WILL LIE IN WAIT FOR THE HEALER TIME TO URGE MY MIND TO FORGET , SO THOUGHTS OF YOU WILL HAVE NO PIERCINGS, AND MY BODY WILL BE FREE OF IT'S CARNAL LONGINGS, UNTIL THE SALVE OF TIME HAS LESSENED THIS TORMENT AND I AM WHOLE, I WILL KEEP THIS PAIN ALIVE FOR IT IS ALL THAT IS LEFT OF YOU, AND I WILL KNIT THIS PAIN INTO A BLANKET OF YOU AND COVER MYSELF AND LANGUISH IN THE SUFFERING AS IF IT IS A SHRINE. FOR YOU FEED THIS DARKNESS THAT IS NOW MY LUST, AND I FIND IT AS
Our Night
Taking your hand Fingers to my lips I want to love every inch of you Taste every part of your body As if I can drink your loves blood Through your very pores I want to get lost in your eyes Consumed by your kiss Set my body on fire Quench the fire in my blood With sweet caresses Touch my soul with your passion Lay down beside me Feel my body crying for you Let's get lost in each other Touching, exploring, tasting We will exceed passion, go beyond bliss For this is our night Want me, like no other Need you, like the air that I breathe Together, one mind, one soul Fused in the heat of passionate love Existing in this moment Forever.........
10 Facts I Found Qi
During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, “Red Vineyard at Arles”. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks. Lassie” was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people. In the movie "Casablanca," Humphrey Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam." Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas. Glass can be considered as a liquid rather then a solid. It will flow much like other liquids at room temperatures, just very, very, very slowly. Thomas Edison was a fraud. He didn't invent the lightbulb, or anything, really: Tesla did. Edison and his thugs hired him as a partner, then left him on the street with "That's business" after the design was finished and copyw
Carnaval Rio 2
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Click image To ENTER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ DJ Tazzy is ripping up the Air Waves here at Hell Fire and Brimstone Come See if YOU can Hadle the HEAT !!!! (repost of original by '*DJ_LIL_WOLF*co-owner *HELL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE*' on '2007-10-05 17:17:11') (repost of original by 'DJ~SweetBabyTaz69(IGGY'S Chew Toy)' on '2007-10-09 16:54:26') (repost of original by '*DJ_LIL_WOLF*co-owner *HELL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE*' on '2007-10-09 17:07:52')
Someone I Met
Before my treatments began on an outpatient basis, I was being hospitilzed for a week at a time. It was during a visit earlier this year that I met the sweetest liitle child. The childrens ward was full, so they put little Gwen on our floor. She was seven years old, and looked like the proverbial Goldilocks, minus the locks. She was frail, but her personality gave her strength. Her mom was a beautiful young woman with striking features and so so polite. The first evening there, she stood behind the curtain to her room, with her thumb in her mouth, peeking at all the adults in the dayroom. No one was paying much attention to her so I turned the tv to cartoons and her attention perked up. She slowly came into the room and sat down and watched tv. The next evening she came into the dayroom and tapped me on the shoulder. With her thumb still in her mouth, she asked if I would put the cartoons on the tv. I turned the channel, smiled at her and went back to reading. A little
Wonton Poppers
Cream cheese, jalapeño peppers, garlic and onion make these tasty appetizers or snacks that are so easy to make! Ingredients 1 8 oz. pkg. cream cheese, softened 1 C. Monterey jack cheese, shredded 4 oz. jalapeño peppers, seeded and diced finely 1 tsp. fresh minced garlic 3 green onions, diced Black pepper 1 16 oz. package wonton wrappers 1 quart vegetable oil for frying Directions In a medium bowl, combine cream cheese, Monterey jack cheese, jalapeño peppers, garlic and green onions mix well and season with a little black pepper. Fill the wonton wrappers with approximately 1 Tbs. cream cheese mixture. Fold wrappers into triangles then press with moistened fingers to seal or seal edges as desired. In a large skillet heat oil over medium-high heat. Carefully place 3-4 wontons at a time into the oil and quickly fry, turning once until golden brown. Remove to paper towels. Serve with your favorite chili dipping sauce, ranch dressing or naked
Tired Of Being Empty And Hurt
Feelin empty ... its like god tryin to tempt me... How many more test will i have to be put through? I wanna know y nothin ever seems true... every time im up i get knocked down immediately my smile turns to a frown.. tears roll down my face ... as if my past loves cant be replaced. As i lay here thinkin of life mistakes im feelin the pain as my heart continuously breaks. Continuous thoughts of how when why an where ...... When the truth is all i wanted was love to share. no regrets just bad memories, wishin i would have made smarter choices.. but at once i could have sworn they all were tellin truth behind them sexy voices. truth is dudes lie to get wat they want... and all that does is cause heart ache that forever taunts... becoming insecure about myself .. wondering wats wrong with me.. am i not good enough? Y does this shit they call love so tough? Im tierd of trying Im tierd of crying Im tierd of being based around convience back burner or second best. that f
You Met Him *where*?
The old saying is true - you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince. Case in point: in January, I decided to try online dating. Being a BBW in St. Louis, I don't have many dating options. Bars, bookstores, the grocery store, anywhere you can name, will not work for a big girl here. The entire BBW community is underground, probably because STL is at least 25 years behind the rest of Earth's civilizations. So, I joined eHarmony, Ratingbbw, bbpeoplemeet, okcupid, largefriends, largeandlovely, and cherrytap. On largefriends, I was contacted by two men, one local, the other in Chicago. The guy in Chicago was really into reptiles, but the local guy was....local. Hey, why travel if there is someone nearby, especially with gas at $3/gallon. Unfortunately, this guy reminded me why I normally do not date any of the locals - he was rude, ignorant, selfish, mean, and utterly inappropriate. But one imbecile will not stop me on my quest for companionship. I heard f
Inevitable Horrors
large empty spaces, walled by ominous faces, threaten our sacred places away from tedious races, In each of these cases, fear of condemnation chases, away all hedonistic traces. So savor passionate embraces as cold austere industry replaces, our natural graces those games it seems have corrupted our dreams Now fill our sadness with terrible screams, to feed the prodigent masses;commerce craz'd fiends will there ever be an end, was there ever a true friend that wasn't also an enemy Take two pills for pain only to take two pills again- -since when were we ever free "misinformation shelter me!" -salacious.muse *creative.commons 2007
Child Abuse
THIS IS A VERY SAD STORY CHILD ABUSE My name is Sarah, I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do nuffin wron Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just get One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's
Sinking Of The Uss Indianapolis
The Sinking of USS Indianapolis USS Indianapolis (CA-35) was a Portland-class heavy cruiser of the United States Navy. She holds a place in history due to the notorious circumstances of her loss, which was the worst single at-sea loss of life in the history of the U.S. Navy. After delivering the first atomic bomb to be used in combat to the United States air base at Tinian Island on July 26, 1945, she was in the Philippine Sea when attacked at 00:14 on July 30, 1945 by a Japanese submarine. Most of the crew was lost to a combination of exposure, dehydration, and shark attacks as they waited for assistance while floating helplessly for several days. 316 men were rescued out of the crew of 1,199. Indianapolis was the second to last US Navy ship sunk by enemy action in World War II (the submarine USS Bullhead was attacked by Japanese aircraft with depth charges and sunk on August 6, 1945). (dedicated to my Grandfather who was a crew member, and one of those who died from the shark
Love That Lovage, Even When It Hurts
My inner demons compel me to be here Your cheeks are flush like rose petals You're consumed with rage but I'm consumed with you Our eyes intertwine through the haze Intoxicated by your bloodshot stare In all of my dreams I never thought i'd see A face that could launch a thousand ships And the music was like wind in your hair The moonlight caressed your silhouette Kiss of ocean mist is in the air Why must God punish me this way Lay down my hand the next move is yours As you undress me with your frozen eyes In all of my dreams I never thought I'd see An endless love to share my blue lagoon And the music was like wind in your hair The moonlight caressed your silhouette Kiss of ocean mist is in the air Why must God punish me this way Happiness is hard to come by But I've had my fair share The satin sheets, the lemon peels The minor keys, the major pills We've climbed the mountain, saw the top And planted the apple seed And can't you see we could've had i
I Don't Have To Feel This Way Anymore
Up in the morning Politely yawning Theres frost on the roof of the car First cigarette puffs Gold links in my cuffs Egg on the shirt of my heart Fingerprints in the dust with my name Squint my eyes to see from my fame Spot the words that fall from my lines The deafness hides the light from the blind Stop starting journey The road returns me Back to the world in the evening The stage rehearsals Voice on the circles Blah blah my way to the celing I cant see the walls from the chairs Are there people sitting out there Feed me with a frown or a laugh Featureless the faces that ask Tonight Im cracking Im murder acting Footlit the visual of my lines Ill smoke and drink it Ill eat and think it Miserable the murder plot unwinds
Big Score
Breast
Breast by pussylove69 © Catherine was an easy living girl. She studied at the University of Boston and was 21. She really loved to go out and have fun at parties – and after them as well. She was a medium-sized, very pretty, young woman. She had nice blonde hair, a bit longer than shoulder-length and pretty, a bit girlish face with a nice, seductive laugh. She had quite a slim body, with a fine ass and B-cupped breasts, that were not very big, just a nice, small handful. At tonight's students party she got to know one of the elder student girls. Her name was Nina, and at the age of 24 she was three years older than herself. She too was quite a funny and somehow cool and tough girl. She was dressed in very tight fitting blue jeans and a jeans blouse too, while Catherine wore a white blouse and jeans. Nina was only a very little taller than Catherine and she too had a very sportive and slim figure, her breasts were even a bit smaller than Catherine's. She had long, black hair, re
Brie And Madison Ch. 1
Brie and Madison Ch. 1 by prettyeyes11384© I'm waiting on my bus to come get me so I can get to work. I hate riding the bus, but the trip always seems so short when I start thinking about our new manager that we got a few weeks ago. I'm even more excited today because it's casual Friday, so we don't have to wear those frumpy uniforms. I made sure I was cute today. I wore my tightest denim jeans that hug my ass and hips ever so nicely. I also wore my favorite tank top, cut just low enough to show off some cleavage of my size D breasts. As I walk into work I quickly scan the room for the new manager, Brie, but I couldn't find her. I go put my stuff down behind the counter and sign in for work on the register. I start to smell hints of that intoxicating perfume that Brie is always wearing. I take a quick look over my shoulder and see her beautiful smile as she explains the new products we just got in to a customer. I smile back at her when she starts guiding the customer over for
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ok heres the problem how come the bouncers on here mess with people that put nude pictures up but they dont do nothing about sexual harrasment i had to block 10 guys on here cause of that i dont like guys asking can they f'uck me its not cool us girls dont need that
You Know You Live In 2007 When...-
>YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... > >1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. > >2. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years. > >3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > >4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. > >5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that >they don't have e-mail addresses. > >6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if >anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. > >7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the >screen. > >8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the >first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and >you turn around to go and get it. > >10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. > > >11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) > >12 You're reading this and nodding and
Choices: The Birthday Gift
Choices: The Birthday Gift by patricia51© Barbara Clausen stepped from her car and handed the keys to the valet. He took them and handed her a receipt. Giving the young man a smile, she headed for the glass doors leading into the restaurant side of the sprawling building. She saw her image reflected in the glass. She also saw the young man pausing before getting into her car to park it. He was watching her with a bit of admiration on his face. Well, it was nice to be admired. Barbara was 56 years old but had stayed in good shape, working out and watching her diet. In fact, she was in better shape now than she had been for years, ever since her girlfriend Lee had convinced her to join a gym now that the two of them led a life that was not so regimented. She couldn't resist adding a bit of extra sway to her walk as her heels clicked over the concrete. She grinned to herself as the valet finally tore his eyes from her legs and bottom and climbed into her car. The doorman pulle
Hangin Round
ive cheated life and im still here ive lived and died and it made things clear ive been up all night drivin home to you and ill struggle on until its through ill bet you think that its oh so clear when it all comes down its my fault my dear so send me a message written in my blood tellin me goodbye and that its all done and when the morning comes and i see the sun ill grab my things and simply move on
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Ways To Piss Off A Woman!!
1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it. 2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different subject. 3. Superglue the toilet seat in the up position. 4. Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she thinks that she's gaining weight, give her an evil smile and say that you prefer her with some meat on her bones. 5. Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find yourself in Georgia when your original destination was California. 6. Call her by your mother's name and then deny it. 7. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her. 8. Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day. 9. Never give her a straight answer. 10. Take up yodeling and practice a lot. 11. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery. 12. Pretend you forgot how to speak English. 13. Answer every question with "Yes, dear." (Use with caution as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.)
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Joke For A Sunday To Relax
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. "So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "None. I had a perfect marriage." "Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "Only twice, I think," says the second guy. "Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?" "12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy. "Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford." Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying. "What's wrong?" "I just saw my wife." "So?" "She was riding a skateboard."
Chicken Piccata Pasta Toss
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 1 1/3 pounds chicken breast tenders, cut into 1-inch pieces Salt and pepper 1 1/2 tablespoons butter 4 cloves garlic, chopped 2 shallots, chopped 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1/2 cup white wine 1 lemon, juiced 1 cup chicken broth or stock 3 tablespoons capers, drained 1/2 cup flat-leaf parsley, chopped 1 pound penne rigate pasta, cooked to al dente Chopped or snipped chives, for garnish Heat a deep nonstick skillet over medium high heat. Add a tablespoon of extra-virgin olive oil and the chicken to the pan. Season chicken with salt and pepper. Brown chicken until lightly golden all over, about 5 to 6 minutes. Remove chicken from pan and return the skillet to the heat. Reduce heat to medium. Add another tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil and 1 tablespoon butter, the garlic and shallots to the skillet. Saute garlic and shallots 3 minutes. Add flour and cook 2 minutes. Whisk in wine and reduce liquid 1 minute. Whisk lemon juice and br
My Real Friends Will Read This
My cat has been sick all week and we couldn't get him to do much of anything. Late last night he said his goodbyes and early this morning he passed away. I've overwhelmed with emotions, this was /MY/ cat while his brother was everyones, I know Monster (when he was born his paws were bigger than he was so we named him Monster, I called him Moo Moo) was mine. I know you all mean well when you tell me your sorry about my cat but he was more then a cat... Moo Moo was an extension of me and when he died so did a peice of me. So if no one minds for the next few days don't take it personal if I don't speak, I'm just so sad. I love my Moo Moo and now he's gone and I can't stop crying.
Going Thru My Myspace.... Posting Things I Like....
ruiner you had all of them on your side, didn't you? you believe in all your lies, didn't you? the ruiner's got a lot to prove he's got nothing to lose and now he made you believe the ruiner's your only friend well he's the living end to the cattle he deceives the raping of the innocent you know the ruiner ruins everything he sees now the only pure thing left in my fucking world is wearing your disease how did you get so big? how did you get so strong? how did you get so hard? how did you get so long? you had to give them all a sign, didn't you? you had to covet what was mine, didn't you? the ruiner's a collector he's an infector serving his shit to his flies maybe there will come a day when those that you keep blind will suddenly realize maybe it's a part of me you took to a place i hoped it would never go and maybe that fucked me up so much more than you'll ever know how did you get so big? how did you get so strong? how did you get so hard? how did you
Ladies Need Some Help
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Re: Please Circulate My Article Widely.i Worked A Few Days On It
RE: Please circulate my article widely.I worked a few days on it ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: alex Date: 15 Oct 2007, 10:20 comment: Paul Watson and Rense need to get this, but im heading out the door now, off to the event downtown. please email to rense, jackblood, watsons brothers. I will have a video report later.Thank you all so very much for you support.OVERVIEW of Topoff 4 On Friday, October 12th, 2007, Oregon Governor Ted Kulongoski and Portland Mayor Tom Potter announced that final preparations are under way in Portland for "TOPOFF 4," the largest and most ambitious exercise in emergency preparedness in U.S. history. Beginning on Monday, October 15, and ending on Friday, October 19, the exercise will simulate terrorist attacks in Portland, Phoenix, and the U.S. territory of Guam. The exercise is designed to test the rapid response and recovery systems of federal, state and local agencies. Normally, emergency crews and civic leaders aren'
Peking Chicken Pizza
Note: put a pot of water on to boil for pasta, then prepare recipes in order listed below. 1/2 pound thin cut (cutlets) boneless, skinless chicken breast Extra-virgin olive oil, for drizzling Grill seasoning blend (recommended: Montreal Seasoning by McCormick) or salt and pepper 2 tablespoons cornmeal or all-purpose flour 1 package store bought pizza dough (you are making 1 12-inch pie) 2 to 3 tablespoons sesame seeds 3 tablespoons plum sauce or Peking Duck Sauce 3 tablespoons barbecue sauce, any variety or brand 2 cups shredded Monterey Jack, available on dairy aisle 2 scallions, chopped in 1-inch pieces on an angle 1/4 red bell pepper, chopped Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Heat a grill pan over high heat. Drizzle oil over chicken cutlets and season with grill seasoning blend or salt and pepper. Grill chicken 3 or 4 minutes on each side. Slice chicken into very thin strips. Sprinkle a pizza pan or baking stone with cornmeal or flour. Press dough into a pizza she
I Hate Myself For Losing You
I woke up today Woke up wide awake In an empty bed Staring at an empty room I have myself to blame For the state I'm in today And now dying Doesn't seem so cruel And oh, I don't know what to say And I don't know anyway Anymore I hate myself for losing you I'm seeing it all so clear I hate myself for losing you What do you do when you look in the mirror And staring at you is why he's not here? You got what you deserved Hope you're happy now 'Cause everytime I think of her with you It's killing me Inside, and Now I dread each day Knowing that I can't be saved From the loneliness Of living without you And, oh I don't know what to do Not sure that I'll pull through I wish you knew I hate myself for losing you I'm seeing it all so clear I hate myself for losing you What do you do when you look in the mirror And staring at you is why he's not here? I hate myself for losing you And oh, I don't know what to do Not sure that I'll pull through I wish
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So, Zombies Are Attacking... How Do You Handle It?
So, Zombies are attacking... how do you handle it?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as A group's the best way to go! You're the kind that might survive longest.. in a group. Everyone's watching everyones backs... but beware.. movies dictate that there's always corruption...A group's the best way to go!67% You'll die.. But not by THEIR hands, Damn It!!!!!50% You'll make it on your own50% ....Loser.. I guess you can't adapt17% Jerk >.< Play along17%
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Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 16,2007
Your way with words is helping you in every aspect of your life from career to romance. Whatever you need to say, you can find precisely the right phrasing to get your point across perfectly.
Upon Her
look upon her face lying on my pillow Lit by the light of my bedroom window Wrapped within my gently arms Knowing she will come to no harm I look upon her hair, soft and fair Unable to find the words to compare Answers she has given me in times of pain That love and hope will visit again I look upon her lips, moist and red Giving me life when all was dead She restored my heart when it was lost Melting what was covered in frost I look upon her breasts, firm and strong Knowing that love could not be wrong Slowly moving with every breath Always knowing she was not like the rest I look upon her hips, round and smooth Gently touching not daring to move I fix the sheets with delicate care But a gentle kiss is all I dare I look upon her face staring into mine Filling my body as if it were wine I close her eyes with gentle kisses For she has answered all my wishes.
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The Tale Of Custard The Dragon
The Tale of Custard the Dragon Belinda lived in a little white house, With a little black kitten and a little gray mouse, And a little yellow dog and a little red wagon, And a realio, trulio, little pet dragon. Now the name of the little black kitten was Ink, And the little gray mouse, she called her Blink, And the little yellow dog was sharp as Mustard, But the dragon was a coward, and she called him Custard. Custard the dragon had big sharp teeth, And spikes on top of him and scales underneath, Mouth like a fireplace, chimney for a nose, And realio, trulio, daggers on his toes. Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears, And Ink and Blink chased lions down the stairs, Mustard was as brave as a tiger in a rage, But Custard cried for a nice safe cage. Belinda tickled him, she tickled him unmerciful, Ink, Blink and Mustard, they rudely called him Percival, They all sat laughing in the little red wagon At the realio, trulio, cowardly dragon. Belinda giggled t
You Are The One That I Have Chosen
You are the one that I have chosen To spend my life with To love honor and cherish To smile at and hug and kiss You are the one that I have chosen From beginning to end To be my companion and my lover My soul mate and my best friend You are the one that I have chosen "Till death do us part" To you I give my mind My body my soul my heart You are the one that I have chosen For all eternity I love you very much Because you complete me You are the one that I have chosen... done by (christine)
The Small Black Box
The gray sky hung clotted with dark clouds that threatened to open. A chilling breeze swept through the air, rustling the last of the leaves. I figured it was maybe three hours before the first raindrops fell; my skin felt damp already. A couple kids tossed a football back and forth across the park, this Saturday one of the last where they could get outside without having to be bundled up. I sat hunched over on the bench, the metal still cold through my jeans though I'd been sitting there for already half an hour. I snuck a glance at the car parked at the curb and I shuddered. I didn't want to get back in it. If I could, I'd walk away from the damned thing, never mind that it was Jimmy's car, never mind his body laying in the back seat, never mind the house that sat at the top of the hill. I didn't want to get back in the car again. Not with that.... thing in the trunk. To keep from thinking about it, I turned my mind instead to Momma, how she had cried when Children's Services t
Whats Wrong
why is it when i find a grrrl she ends up bullshittn me.im i a sucker n fall for it or do i have a soft heart? i ment a women online bout a year ago and boy did i get taken on one hell of a ride by her. she told me she was going through a d-vorc and lived wit her mom. the truth is she is married and was unhappy so she got a boyfriend and was unhappy so i came along and boom we a couple. then she says that she is going 2 break up wit him and doing the big d for real. guess what you got it a lie i found out that they were stiil together and all the normal stuff that goes along with that lie.this is the short version of the story hell there lies of a warrent for his arrest for beatn her and so on and so on. then about a couple weeks ago a couple of freinds were tired of seeing me unhappy and drinking like i did a couple years ago so they suggested this site sao we got on line and wow the response has been amazing to say the least. you may not beleive me but i have not had soooo
October 18, 2007
You've got at least one strength that keeps you ahead of the game: your stamina. Today more than ever, you know you can outlast the competition, so just settle in for the long haul and enjoy the ride.
The Secret...shhhh It's A Secret..
Good Morning and Happy Thursday to you. The Secret. Have you heard about this book, movie or anything else about it? It’s anew wave in thinking process. Think happy thoughts. That is it case in point end of story. Now for that I can’t charge you 8.95 for your movie ticket, or 14.95 for the book, but I have heard you can view the movie through the secret web site…no that web site is not a secret it is called the secret…stay with me here I am not charging for this information. The site offers a one time view for 4.95 deal right? Surely it is if you do not have to brave the crowds and sashay into a movie theater it is a deal, however viewing one sashay is always a treat for me. I love sashaying… regardless on with the story. Now I am not here to dis Oprah or Dr. Phil is that dude really a Doctor or does he play one on TV? No matter. They will both tell you this is the greatest thing ever… well yeah feeling good about oneself always makes for a better outcome. Here is the deal. When I am i
Kerri My Love
SO THAT EVERYONE IS ONCE AGIAN CLEAR TO THE MATTER OF ME AND MY LOVELY SEXY GORGOUS BEAUTIFUL WIFEY! WE ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE AND VERY MUCH DEDICATED TO ONE ANOTHER.I KNOW ALSO REALIZE AFTER MUCH THOUGHT(ALL NIGHT)THAT THIS PAGE WHERE I CAN SHARE WITH THE WORLD HOW MUCH I LOVE KERRI (BAMA LADYBUG) IS NOT GOING TO DISRUPT OR HURT OUR LOVE! OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND I WILL NOT LET KNOWONE OR ANYTHING CUM BETWEEN IT EVER!I LOVE YOU KERRI MORE THAN WORDS COULD EVER SAY BUT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I WILL PROVE IT AND REMIND YOU EVERYDAY OF HOW MUCH I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! AND TOO ALL THE HATERS AND TO ALL THE LADIES THAT THINK IT IS A CHALLENGE TO TRY AND STEAL A MAN FROM ANOTHER WOMAN YOUR WASTEING YOUR TIME! I'M TAKEN I'M COMMITED AND I'M VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH KERRI AND SHE IS ALL I WILL EVER NEED IN MY LIFE! SHE MAKES ME HAPPY SHE FULFILLS ALL MY NEEDS AND WANTS AND FANTASIES!SURE WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN BUT NOTICE THE KEY WORD IN THAT STATEMENT! WE! WE DO AND TALK
Do You Trust The Things
do you trust the things i say or do you think im here to play bottom line for me is this your friendship is what id truly miss do you know just what i see in you can you tell my words to you are true just look inside and close youre eyes my heart n soul not disguised i close my eyes and think of you the friend the son in all you do loyality given to those who earn never shut down and always learn the devotion emotion in all that you do to family and friends a soul that is true thinkin of others and not just of you all of this i already knew one look in your eyes i can feel all of youre pain i see all the clouds and all that sad rain but i also look deeper and just see the soul knowing you want your life to feel whole i see all the jokes the wall that you place to hide the fear and pain on your face i know that no matter what you feel inside that humor those jokes all of it hides i wish you could s
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Definition Of Shit
FUNCTIONAL WORD THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve "shit on a shingle." You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
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I'm So Done I Can't Type No M
I'm done. And what better place to broadcast just how done I am than a place where no one will ever look? So, yes, I am indeed done. I'm super, no jokes, down to my last, no rope in sight done. Moment of silence for the fallen bs... trotter out
Attack On Bhutto Convoy Kills 130
Attack on Bhutto convoy kills 130 At least 130 people were killed when two bombs exploded among crowds in Karachi celebrating the return of the former Pakistani PM Benazir Bhutto. Ms Bhutto, who was travelling from the city's airport to a rally marking her homecoming after eight years in self-imposed exile, was not hurt. The truck carrying her had its windows shattered and a door blown off. The attacks on the motorcade happened despite a heavy security presence following threats from militant groups. Witnesses described horrific scenes, with bodies and body parts littering the area. Children were among the dead. Several Islamist groups, including pro-Taleban militants, had said they would attack Ms Bhutto on her return, after she promised to confront those operating in the northern tribal areas bordering Afghanistan. Her husband, Asif Ali Zardari, said members of the government and intelligence agencies who were going to lose power were behind the attack. Ms Bhutt
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BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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Maybe
Just maybe, your life isn't so bad, think of how much worse it could be. maybe, life isnt supposed to be perfect, always in the right place. maybe, your supposed to end up in a hell hole so you cna get back on track. maybe, your life isn't any worse than anyone elses, but then you think twice. maybe, your life is worse, and you got there because your ment to stay there.
Hate
hatred is created by those that tease and taunt those less strong than themselves. they do it to make themselves feel better not always intentionally to hurt others. but thats what they do, hurt others with word of mouth not with physical strength or dominace. strength is those that deal with it well and don't do to others what has been done to them.
Trust
Ok those of you who know me know that I do not trust easily. Trust is something that has to be earned with me. It isn't something that I give away freely. So I am left to wonder how I could have been so wrong with some of the SO CALLED friends that I have made here. I have placed trust in those that obviously didnt deserve it. That is quite ok though. Just a word to these people and you know who you are. You have lost what trust I had in you. It is not something you will ever regain. Don't come running to me about your little dramas and insecurities. Stop being jelous of the friendships and relationships that I have. If you were in the remotest way honest you could have these as well.
Why Women Go To The Bathroom In Pairs
ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH?????? you may need to stop at the women's restroom . . . be prepared! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR! ), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to
A Story About A Man & His Harley...
Alright, here's something cute that I just had to post here. Here's a story about a man and his Harley... A man went out and bought a brand new Harley Davidson motorcycle. The guy at the dealership told him to buy a jar of Vaseline to put on the seat to keep it from cracking. And buy a small jar to keep on him to put on it in between times of riding and to make sure he put it on the seat before it rained. His wife and he decided to go have dinner with her family and took the bike. His wife told him while they were in the kitchen that during dinner, no one talks. If you talk, you will have to do the dishes. He looked at the sink and the counters and there were piles of dirty dishes that needed to be washed. Dinner was served and as he sit there eating, he was thinking of a way to get someone to talk. So, he got up and took his wife and stripped her down and started making love to her right in front of her parents. They just looked and shrugged the shoulders and went back to e
February 22, 2007
Well here's another look in to my life. Everything's going pretty good. I finally got the 2nd bedroom fixed up for the kids. They are happy about that and so am I! I started dating someone. He's sweet, nice, and adorable! I just want to eat him right up!!!!, Wait, ain't that what he's suppose to do to me??? lol. Kidding. But anyway. I really hope that this goes some where. I really do like this guy. I think that there will be a possiblity with him. I could actually picture a future with him in my life and my kids. Creepy, I know. But in the famous words of Hank Williams, Jr., "If it will it will, If it won't it won't" If it does, it does; If it don't it don't" Later people. Love ya lots~~~~~
I Have Danced With The Wind
Yes, I have danced with the wind... In my first summers, The wind and I frolicked in fields of sunshine. We made dandelion spirits fly to the heavens And watched as they gently returned to earth. As my summers grew in numbers, My wind and I became strong. We danced headlong to unknown places, Throwing caution aside. Those were the summers of my youth. The summers of seeking. The wind and I danced a rebel's dance. Soon the wind softened, We danced to another song. This dance brought a lover's kiss to my lips, A gentle caress to my cheeks. As we danced, I learned to love and be loved. Many summers have passed and now it is Fall. The wind whispers to me and holds me close. It has become a soft, warm breeze and sings to me. While we wait to dance our final dance... Yes, I have danced with the wind...
In Love
i have the best man ever. He gave me flowers the other night for no reason. Those are the best flowers. I love him so much. He makes me sooo happy! I dont get to see him often so every moment i get with him is special. I look forward to actually spending the day with him in Nov before thanksgiving. He makes me feel so special and loved. Love you hun!
What Is Bill Mahers House Address?
What is Bill Mahers house address? We are going to destroy Bill Mahers name. He has said the all of the 911 truthers need paxil. Help to find his house address. We are going to make it miserable for him....
Enlightenment 11
Nature and Wisdom are never at odds.
Enlightenment 14
In every winter there is a Quivering Spring.
Enlightnement 21
If you wait for the best moment to begin, you may never finish .
Enlightenment 27
Those that constantly check them selves and adapt have no charm .
Enlightenment 29
Happiness held is the seed; Happiness shared is the flower.
Enlightenment 30
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, It's the life in your years.
Zeitgeist, The Movie - Official Release .old Version [zeitgeist Full..
ZEITGEIST, The Movie - Official Release ... OLD VERSION [ZEITGEIST FULL] - PLE...
Friendship
I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends, I am surrounded by angels, But I call them friends. - Aizabel Parinas -
Thoughts Of A Biker
Thoughts of a Biker By: BlueWolf © God, yes, I'm a biker. Yes, your know what its like, You feel the vibrations, hear the sounds; You shift into gear and move away with easy, balanced, grace, Up hills, down hills, and long stretches of hi-way; God, yes, I'm a biker. You feel the wind, smell the earth, discover life, Twisting and turning, or running straight and true; You may chase a golden eagle, high in the bright, sunlit sky, Or seek a star at midnight, on the moon-lit horizon; God, yes, I'm a biker. You know freedom such as no other, You seek adventure, you seed solitude, you seek friendship, You are a friend to all and all, a friend to you; You are a nomad, exploring life, seeking your way, Without charts or directions to guide your way; God, yes, I'm a biker. Your know the feeling, seeing, smelling the early morning foggy air, As it gently caresses your face, and greets you on your way; You wave at others, as you pass by while they wave back, Wishing they w
The Woman In The Car
The rain beat against her windshield as she just got out of work and got in her car ,It was only 11:30, but by this time all the malls were closed and as it was the middle of the week, people didn't have a reason to be out, so she practically had the roads to herself. And how she loved it; normally she would drive fast, just wanting to get home as fast as possible, but tonight? Nah, tonight was beautiful, it was simply beautiful, the rain pounding against the roof of her car, demanding entrance, which caused her to smile secretly. Trying to force penetration; yes, that's the word that ran over and over in her mind, penetration. Her fingers tightened their grip over the steering wheel as she shifted her hips, painfully teasing herself. Ah, erotic. That's what it was, sinfully erotic and there was nothing she could do about, except allow herself to be swept away, give into the most basic human instinct. Allow her mind to be drowned out in pleasure, his soft, alluring voice filling her e
Mma News- Former Wwe Champion & Superstar Brock Lesnar Officially In Ufc
BROCK LESNAR IS THE LATEST HEAVY HITTER IN THE UFC® International Superstar Joins Stacked Heavyweight Division Cincinnati, Ohio (USA) – International superstar Brock Lesnar has already achieved high grades for his transition from pro wrestling to mixed martial arts. Now the former NCAA Champion and four-time All-American is ready for the next step in his career - taking on the best heavyweights in the world in the Ultimate Fighting Championship® (UFC®) organization. UFC President Dana White announced the signing of Lesnar to a promotional contract during the pay-per-view broadcast of UFC 77 at the US Bank Arena. “I don’t think there are any other pro wrestlers that can make the transition to MMA, except for Brock Lesnar,” said White. “And if you look at his amateur wrestling credentials, his size, and what he’s done, this guy can end up being a force in the heavyweight division of the UFC.” “If you want to go with the NFL of the fighting game, it’s the UFC, and it was
October 22, 2007
You can usually get by with a straight read of what people are saying, but today you need to listen more to your intuition. You should be amazed at what it comes up with, especially when people are confused.
Good Fun!
The Nightmare Fair Last night myself, Chris, and Cass went to the nightmare fair to see if it was scary. When we got there we couldn't hear people screaming so we thought it was going to be crap... Til we went into the damn Halls of Horror. I Don't understand myself sometimes, I refused to go into the Trail of Terror because I was afraid of the clowns and shit popping out at you, but knowing full well that you get CHASED in the Halls of Horror I walked right in with my head held high. I now know that if I was ever in the situation of having to run for my life, I'd totally succeed. There was this one room where when I saw the strobe lights I wanted to die cause I hate those and it was a prison maze. So as we're going through all I heard in a manly voice was "RUN!!!!!!!!" I turn to look and it was Chris! LOL! I never laughed so hard in my life, but when I looked behind her I saw that some weird thing was chasing her, I shoved Cass out of the way and navigate thru that maze
Poem, Prayers & Promises
“I’ve been lately thinking about my lifetime. All the things I’ve done and how it’s been. And I can’t help believing in my own mind, I know I’m gonna hate to see it end.” Many of you may recognize these words as lyrics from the song “Poems, Prayers and Promises” written by John Denver many years ago. I’ve sung that song many times but recently the words have begun to sink in. I’m at an incredible stage in my life right now. I have two great sons who have grown to be respectable, contributing members of their communities. Sure they fought while growing up but they are very good friends now. They were each other’s best man and now their kids are fast friends. Oh yeah I have 4 grandchildren – 1 grandson and 3 granddaughters and I love them all to death. I thought the sweetest word I had ever heard was “Dad”, but I have to tell you hearing “Pop Pop” makes my heart dance. And I treasure every little hug. This year, thanks to my company having an early retirement clause, I wi
No Surgery Today?
We have been here all week-end with very little news, only that surgery is a must, but when we got no clues. Then last night we were told for sure tomorrow, to find out they must put it off again with great sorrow. But they feel it is the best and ordered lots of tests, the results of one might bring bad news, they think he now may be HIV positive. If so it will explain why he's had to have so many surgeries, but it will bring our family many more worries. Mind you I am not talking overall fears, no, I am talking his deterating health and extra medical care. I am talking many more hospital visits, until his body decides to call it quits. The sadness the loss of him will bring the family, but even more, the emptiness it will bring to me. I will be happy for him that he won't suffer any more, but he's been my lofe, so for me what will be in store. Oh well, that is enough of my woes, it is time for tests so I will let you go.
Cops Ordered Maher Protesters Released
Cops Ordered Maher Protesters Released ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 22 Oct 2007, 13:31 Cops Ordered Maher Protesters Released Alex Jones was joined on air yesterday by We Are Change LA 9/11 truth activists Katie Kurtzman Bruno Bruhwiler to discuss their infiltration of Bill Maher's HBO show last Friday night. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/221007Maher_infiltration.htm
Cali Fires
just came back from cali for a wkend getaway w/ my husband and our kids.....we had to drive where there were fires on each side of the road....it wasnt too bad but how freaky tho....there was this wooden elec pole still burning..flames coming out and all.................making for a gr8 horror flick...lol........
Humor
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
Naptime!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz nap time oo yesss zzzzzzzzzzz someone is walking through the house when they ought to be sleeping... gezzz kids anyways zzzzzzzzzzz back to my fubar nap zzzzzzzzzzzz lol
Just Your Beathe
Don't touch. Just wait. Come closer and let me feel your breath on my neck. Warm and moist. Breathe on me. My shoulders, my breasts. Don't touch. Let your tongue taste my nipples. Let your lips embrace them. Send shivers through my body.
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Rant! Fucking Fakes And Spies!
Ok ASSHATs are on the loose again. it seems that a CERTAIN someone has HER panties in a wad. all because SHE fucked up. well it goes like this you had your chance to make things right and to say what you needed to say but you didnt you keep thinking that another chance meant that you had another chance to convince me that all you were doing was ok and that i should be the one who needed to change. well that shit doesnt work. i gave you my heart and you pissed it away. i opened my soul to you and you took from it every way to hurt me and then used it. i gave you my trust and you shattered my trust and faith and expected me to be ok when you say i am sorry and when your "FRIENDS" are all talking shit and hitting on you. you protected them and chose them over me and our relationship. and now that things ended they have been harassing me and my family members and any female who shows any interest in me. i know you have people hitting my page and watching shit that is fine i dont give a fuc
Men
1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2. Dont make excuses for a man and his behavior. 3. Allow your intuition to save you from heartache. 4. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship. If you have to change who you are then that's not meant to be. 5. Slower IS better. 6. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. 7. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve it, then hell no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 8. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. 9. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. 10. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. 11. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pr
Thanks
thank you guys so much this means alot to me i will return the favir to all of you
No More
With the dawning of a new day I see yet once again my love for you has grown. When once I thought I could love you no more, I now realize my love for you knows no bounds. It is ever growing, ever changing. Encompassing my entire world, and yours. As time goes by I see that your love for me is the same. Completely overtaking our lives, and our thoughts. To have you, to hold you, to be with you night and day would never be enough. One day at a time, baby. Otherwise, it can be too overwhelming. All my love, and more, Michael
What The Hell's Wrong With Me?
I really don't understand it, I see men and women that are fatter then me and some even uglier then me with someone. So what's the hell wrong with me? Seeing people fatter then I with someone and I have no one makes me even more depressed, like I have some kind of virus or something and no don't say cut your hair, I've had short hair in my time and it made no difference. I'm some kind of freak and that's all there is to it. A freak that will be glad the day death pays him a visit. Don't say go out in the real world. Two problems with that, I've tried the real world and all I ever do is get laughed at. Plus, I have trouble talking to women. I am a writer, I can write wonderful and powerful words. I just have trouble saying them outloud. I try to talk to women and I get tongue tied, and stutter. I can't help it. Maybe that's my problem and if it is I'm better off dead because it won't go away. If only we wrote each other instead of talked I would be considered a stud but inste
Deep In Thought
I dont know what my new plan is now. We had a huge argument that started off sweet and nice, until he started asking tons of suspicious questions like, where you staying, when and what day exactly are you going to be here. I half casually threw out that he had to still have control, and with that he told me to stay away. Dont come here. I wont let you see my girls. Theyre Mine now. I make decisions. Apologize to me and maybe Ill let you see them by christmas time. I flew off the loop. Got sooo angry and with flying words we argued. the guy scares me, made threats, and now I dont know what to do period. Because I dont want my anger to interfere with being reasonable and smart.
Re: Rangers 0 Barcelona 0
RE: Rangers 0 Barcelona 0 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 23 Oct 2007, 14:46 Rangers have produced a magnificent display of grit and determination to grind out a goalless draw against Catalan giants Barcelona at Ibrox tonight.Having taken six points out of their opening two league games against Stuttgart and Lyon it was important for Walter Smith's side to take at least a point on home soil and they did so against one of the best teams in the world.The Light Blues have a proud defensive record at present, especially in Europe, and the backline of Hutton, Cuellar, Weir and Papac were tested to the limit by the Catalonian superstars.As expected Frank Rijkaard's team enjoyed the bulk of possession in an entertaining first-half but they failed to beat keeper Allan McGregor.The closest either side came to breaking the deadlock came on 15 minutes when Ronaldinho was fouled by Charlie Adam 30 yards from goal and the Brazilian's dippin
Place In This World Michael W Smith
I AM A LOST SOUL SEARCHING FOR MY PLACE IN THIS WORLD
1000+fans Alone
Ive got over 1000 fans and more friends but noone will help but a handful! Whats up? I show the love! I never ask for anything in return. This is the first. Please stop by and show me a little love. Even if its only 10 comments.I'd really appreciate it! Thanks, Lucy
Wow What A Pu**y
this guy blocked me because he was a jealous little fucker because i am a bigger man than him and he was upset because his fantasy woman ended up being my reality! So what did he do.. he went to my girl and talked shit to her about me but wouldn't even give me the chance to talk to him .... he just blocked me ... and I have never even been to his page or ever meet him.. go let him know that he should grow the fuck up! a href="http://fubar.com/user.php?u=245996&friend=245996" target=_blank>keithtrue2u "Here to know/www.fubar.com/user/245996 well I would also like to say I thought this was a friend of mine but little to often do we realize these folks are not men but sure enough not even little boys, how childish are you to come to me and trash someone whom you have never met nor chose to get to know, thank you for not being the friend I thought you were, My ignornance....Jenna
Id Move Heaven And Earth
I'd fly to heaven I'd grab a star Id move heaven and earth To show you how special you are Id tell the world I'd shout and I would scream I'd say I have my man The one in my dream The reason I dream Thats easy its you I now believe that Dreams can come true I'd move heaven and earth Just to see you smile I'd give up all I had To see you happy for a while I'd make a wish And let the whole world know That honestly I love you so
Unspoken
Many words were said That left the heart feeling broken So many words wern't said The most important left unspoken If love was such a wonderful thing Then how can it hurt so bad How can it leave you crying And feeling very mad If love is supposed to hurt Then i dont want to feel Something that's so wonderful To know that it's not real Id rather live my life All alone and sad Then feel this thing called love And hurting so very bad I have to say goodbye To that special guy For he's the only one That was able to catch my eye
Whats Lost Is Now Forgotton
Whats lost is now forgotton Our friendships in the past The times we laughed and joked Are the memories I'll make last There wasnt a day that went by That I didnt think of you When our friendship ended It was like a nightmare had come true There will be times when I laugh That ill instantly think of you I hope there be times when you laugh That you start thinking of me too So goodbye to our friendship And I hope that you take care When life gets to tough And you dont think anyone is there Just call out my name And ill hear it in my heart As God as my witness Thats something that cant be torn apart
Thinking Of You
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My sister/best friend joined, check her out: Arianne@ fubar
Sigh.....
Just thought id get a bit off my chest here. I moved into my new place and I absolotly love it! Except one thing, I live off a salary of 7.00 an hour, I never get to do anything fun. On top of that, my roof is now leaking. Im just really stressed about money, blah blah blah and I needed to get that off my chest. Although im still stressed. Ill be good though, I have the most amazing friends and the best boyfriend ever to get me though the hard times!
Mean Moms
Mean Moms Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mom told me: I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to be silent and let you discover that your new best friend was a creep. I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes. I loved you enough to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect. I loved you enough to let you assume the responsibility for your actions even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart. But most of all, I loved you enough to say NO when I knew you would hate me for it. Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them, because in the end you won, too. And someday when your children a
20 October 2007
The sun now sets, upon this silent day, People pass by, to go about their way. Couples in love, to play in the cold, others just trying, to keep from getting old. More in search, of truth unknown, leaving their dreams, now that they've grown. Too many times, they see with their eyes, to believe in the ways, of mans' money and lies. Yet look to the heart, with truth to speak, for so many grow tired, helpless and weak. I lend out my hand, to help them stand tall, I speak of hope, to them I call. I give them strength, to laugh again, to give truth of love, and learn where they've been. I show them truth, that dreams do come true, If they never give in, nor defeat its' due. Hope and love, I have so much to share, yet they go their own way, forgetting to care. Two to laugh, to cry as one, love in truth, is the answer to come. Though I give, to all who I am, I am still in need, for I am still a man. Alone I go, as they start anew, I sleep in silence, waiting for love i
24 Oct. 2007
Whatever may come, or tomorrow may bring, today is the seed, for tomorrow to begin. The past is done, look not to regret, yesterday is a lesson, to never forget. Dwell not on the future, for you live here now, today is to smile, never to frown. Live in truth, of heart to believe, for dreams of your works, of mind to conceive. Fail not to the dark, of man's vengeful heart, or happiness and truth, shall soon depart. No matter what comes, it is all of our choice, we speak today, and hear tomorrow's voice. No matter how bad, things may seem, today is the seed, for tomorrow to begin.

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