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Waiting
WAITING... Waiting for your touch, Waiting for your kiss, Waiting for your breath upon my skin, Waiting for feel you inside me where you belong, Waiting for my dreams, Waiting for my lover, Waiting for you, Waiting....

Colbert For President~~~~
send this link to everyone on your friends list and tell them to send me a friend request! myspace.com/colbert_for_president_08 remember, our goal is to get 1000 people who are going to vote for Stephen Colbert by Halloween! lets spread the news, and help Colbert get elected!!! And if you're a registered SC voter... make sure to go to www.colbert08.org to download a PDF of the petition to get Colbert added to the SC ballot!

Cum Death
Cum Death by History Nut © "Nine-one-one, what is the nature of your emergency?" "This is Peter Osgood. I am at 15200 West Lakeside Drive. I just killed two people; my wife and the bastard who was fucking her." "I'll get the police and an EMT crew and ambulance there immediately. Tell me the address again." "It's 15200 West Lakeside Drive. I'll wait for them on the front porch." "Yes, sir. They're on their way now." Two squad cars and the fire department's EMT ambulance arrived about five minutes later. There was a patrolman in one, and a patrolman and a plainclothes officer in the other. When they got to the porch, the man in plainclothes showed me his badge and introduced himself a Lt. Kilgore from the homicide department. "Dispatch said your name is Peter Osgood. Is that correct?" "Yes sir." "The dispatcher also told me that you told her you had killed two people." "Yes, my wife and Bill Grover." "Alright, suppose you take me to where their bodies a

Someday Soon
I want to escape. jump from a place of suffocation and misery. Lose myself within the rain and never look back again. Dive from these heights and fall to grace within your arms. These tears that fall. invisible. no one tastes them but me. Soon. whispers of someday. maybe some way. soon. Lifeless eyes glaring at me soulless claws reach for me in the depths of my delusional nightmares. bruises around my wrists, legs, heart. Delusion??? Then how is it this is real??? Pain! Is very real! My plan. to jump from hell. and fall into the arms of heaven. Soon.

I Was Just Wondering
why is it that most of the women on fubar feel that they have to pose half naked in their pic's to get a stupid rating? some of them even pose in different color bras...LMAO! it's gross ...OK

At Last A
At Last by vargas111 © An earlier version was proofread by Janey, but she is not responsible for remaining errors. (Ouuuuga) (Ouuuuga) (Ouuuuga) Notwithstanding her prerogatives -- feminine and divine -- of doing exactly what she wanted when she wanted to do it, Aphrodite grudgingly forced herself awake. Why in Hades' name was the computer system blaring the emergency alert? Especially at this hour? Especially when she was so pleasantly full of her divine husband's divine cock? And on a Sunday morning? Her computers were programmed to respond to all but the most extreme prayers automatically. You didn't need the Goddess of Love herself to tell an over-eager man to spend a little more time getting his wife hot before trying to plunge in. If he hit a brick wall and deflated, well, it served him right. And if the woman really needed to get laid, the computer could give her a few tips on dressing more provocatively and moving her hips with a little more wiggle. No, no

Made Me See Things
I had a lil convo with a very good friend today . .and she really made me sit back and look at myself .. ive put up this GINORMOUS wall around myself . not wanting to let anyone too close . .just close enough .. knowing the hurt wasnt too far away .. ..she made me see that really .. all im doing is keeping myself from a person or people .. that I really might enjoy having in my life .. This wall has become so damned high and strong . I dont know how long it'll take me to not fully take it down as I think everyone needs to keep themselves "safe" to a certain point .. but .. to knock a little of it away .. let some light in .. maybe see things in a different light, a different way .. maybe finally let someone get close enough to me that i'll move out of this safety net ... come out from my full wall of amour .. and maybe . just maybe .. one day .. find that one thing ive said Im allergic to for so very long .. Ive got to not live by my history but by my day's .. whats ahead of me . what

Hyde
Vocalist of one of the biggest rock bands in Asia, L’Arc~en~Ciel. With spiritual rock as the concept, on October 17, 2001, HYDE began his solo activities by releasing his first single, "evergreen" from his own label, Haunted Records. Following the debut single, he released his 2nd single, "Angel's tale" on December 12, 2001, a beautiful ballad which you may want to call "a Christmas song in HYDE's vision." Then, on February 27, 2002, he released his third single, "SHALLOW SLEEP" with a pop-beat tune, which has a different taste from the previous two singles. HYDE's long-awaited first solo album entitled "ROENTGEN"(Japanese Version) was then released in Japan, on March 27, 2002, and its INTERNATIONAL VERSION, which consists of all English-language recordings, was released in all of the Asian territories only. The second stage of HYDE's solo career started off with the "HELLO" single (released on June 4, 2003 ) becoming ..1 on the ORICON charts. A very rock sound, which was a complete co

The Final Lesson A
The Final Lesson Donna Troy lay entwined with her lover relaxing after an energetic bout of near-frantic lovemaking. She looked at her partner, admiring those beautiful eyes again. It was what she had noticed when they first met and what continually drew her gaze back. She sighed as a finger casually traced a random pattern across her breast. She felt so content. "So, you really want to know, do you?" she asked. in response to the enthusiatic nod, she continued, "Okay, but I don't want you falling asleep." "Don't worry, I won't," her lover replied, kissing the soft skin behind the moving finger. "Well," Donna began, "You know how I was a baby trapped in a burning tenement and Wonder Woman saved me? I don't remember much, it was over twenty years ago. I was so little, I was maybe 3 or 4 years old, but I do remember her black hair gleaming in the fire's glow and the radiance of her magic lasso. She was like an angel coming through the smoke towards me.

Batgirl Risks All Ch. 01 B
Batgirl Risks All Ch. 01 by Angelique Bouchette © "Hadn't we better get a move on, Commissioner?" Batgirl asked, noting the strange, glazed expression in her father's eyes, as he stared at her. "What? Oh yes! Forgive me Batgirl, I've been up for the better part of twenty-four hours!" He slipped the sedan into automatic, and pulled away from the curb. "Do they have any idea how long the girl's been dead?" "What? Oh yes, about two to three hours, but they'll know more precisely, after the autopsy!" "Of course! You say the girl has been strangled?" "Hmm, yes, but she'd been brutally raped first! Death was probably a blessed relief, for the poor creature?" Sunday, 9:25 pm The sedan swung into the park, and was stopped by a uniformed officer, in front of a hastily erected, wooden barrier. "Oh, it's you Commissioner," he exclaimed, recognizing his boss, "and Batgirl?" he added, belatedly. "Where's the body?" Jim Gordon asked, in no mood for pleasantries. "Over

Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 06 B
Batgirl: Sex Bomb Ch. 06 by Angelique Bouchette © "Doctor Harleen Quinzel," Batman finished off for him. "Otherwise known as Harley Quinn." Jeremiah Arkham blinked, then nodded. "That is correct, Caped Crusader! They forced the guard to take them to the Joker's cell in the High Security Wing. Once there, the warder on duty was forced to free him. The jailor was discovered a short time later, handcuffed and gagged, in the Joker's cell, by another member of staff." "How did the deceased prison officer come to lose his life?" "Alvarez lived just long enough to gasp out what had happened, to the officer who came to his aid. Apparently, he'd challenged the group on their way out, tried to set off the alarm and was gunned down, in cold blood, by the shortest member of the gang, some murderous hoodlum wearing a brightly colored Hawaiian shirt. The poor fellow never stood a chance!" Tears glistened in the Director's eyes and he muttered a blasphemy under his breath. "Shorty!" d

Pink Woogie Fever
If only For a moment You forgot To remember The pain You exposed Your different fire Within That unique Flame The one That you hurt Yourself To keep Dim You share it Then take it Back inside Sad is scary But happy Leaves you Terrified

I Wish.....
I wish my life were in a different place. But mistakes from my past I can't erase. I've done some good and some bad. So it's time to leave behind what I once had. There is love that is no longer mine. And healing my soul will take some time. So with these words I take this vow....... It's all about me amd my kids now!!

Rate Please
***As I Sit and Think*** Sitting here thinking how My life was then no longer now I lost my friends I have no faith My life is worthless, full of hate Depression sets in I lose control My mind is spinning I'm not a whole If I was to die would anyone care My life seems wasted, but "Life isn't fair" The days will go on though my life will not No one will mind if I sit and rot It's driving me crazy to feel such hate When I finally die I'll no longer wait Hoping for love to save the day Is wasteful and useless, your heart will pay The pain is rough, you want to die Each new day you want to cry The love of one time fails to remain Leaving hearts broken, open to pain Be cautious of love don't let it grow Keep yourself away so you'll never know

"this Is How I Like My Pussy Licked!"
This is all you need to know! 95% of females can't cum from sex unless they are on top…and why not unless on top? So they can stimulate their clit by grindin’ on our pelvic bones, which really does nothin’ for them, so the key is to eat pussy first! Make her cum a few times, numb her up, then hammer away or soft and slow with a lot of vaginal teasin’ with your meat thermometer to build it all up in the end, however you like! Now, once you are in between her legs, don't just fuckin' dive in there like a pig goin’ to the trough, take your time! I know that pussy is damned near irresistible, but don't act like it is! Lick her inner thighs, kiss them, kiss around her pussy lips, kiss the lips, etc. etc. Finally, once you've got your tongue on her clit, this is what you do! (you can use your hands to spread apart her lips if you want, that’s all preference! Its easier to make them cum with their lips spread so you can have easier access to their clit!) Roll the tip and somewhat flat par

Learning Right From Wrong
People get into trouble Left behind nothing but all the sorrow Even going threw all the pain There wasn't nothing to gain Sometimes people do fake Turns others into hate Abandoned in disgrace With nothing to embrace Dealt with turning feelings Going threw all its dealings The evil one was to blame Tossed out into the flame No secrets have gone untold All has had been unfold The heart has been to laid It's all starting to fade The gift of the guilt Years amount piled was built A newness has come to place Someday I know I'll be in his grace

Miss Beatrice
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a CUT -glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would

A Friend Needs Help
Well, a close friend of mine has been in a contest for a few days and she is finally starting to gain some ground. At the end of the contest the winner get a Happy Hour. It's getting down to the witre here, so I am calling on all those who have enjoyed my photos and who would like to see more, to come out, follow the link below and just comment on her at least 25 times.....thats not much to ask...IS IT? If you do, I know she...will show you love right back....So help her win this dame thing.... and tell her...i sent you...

Stupid B*tch! Hahaha
Boy do I have a storie for all you! I am going to make this sweet and simple. Some chick started to fuck with trav, I warned her to stop. She wouldn't. She went to choke trav and I beat her mother fuckin ass! Well needless to say the cops where there b/c of other things and I managed to get the fight outside, after I beat the piss outta this chick, I threw her out the door and I tripped some how b.c I wasn't letting her run away I kept ahold of her. We fell and I got on top and just started to hammer on her. Well a cop pulled me off and was getting to arrest me when trav told them they weren't b/c that bitch tried to choke him and I was defending him. They were going to charge me with aggravated assault. OOOPS. They dropped the charges and took her to the hospital for observation. Oooopsy. Anyhow then, they charged her with public drunkness and disorderly conduct b.c she wasn't keeping her mouth shut nor listening to the cops. So after the trip to the hospital they took her to the stat

Please
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Dreaming
I lay awake staring into the faceless shadows Wishing to be free of the pain that clouds my mind Feel my soul leave my body Floating above me looking at me with such sadness I inhale all the beauty that lies above me Hoping to feel real Is this a dream? Soon I know I’ll wake from this dream Can you hear me? Save me from this nightmare if only for a night Drowning in my tears Wounds open up Just want you to hold me Don’t let me fall again Wake me up please.

Heart Keeper
To BOO. Love you. You are indeed Heart Keeper, No safer place could it ever be. And though I hated leaving it, You gave a piece of yours to me. So now there's two hearts beating, Though they sound as though they're one And though you're there, and here am I We share the setting of the sun. We go to bed beneath the stars And dream the future to unfold, And share our thoughts of passions need And of erotic secrets told. We wake and hear the bird song, Of waters running down the brook. We smile inside at hearts now shared, And know the miracle it took. Your name now is Heart Keeper, As all who know you soon will see. For I am now a part of you, And you a part of me.

Let The World Fall Down
When your eyes are stormed over, And you won't hear me out, When you read off signs that I never sent out. Can you really say I don't trust you, All I've done is continue to love you. Let the world fall down, Let the stars' crash to the ground. I won't blink an eye, Just as long as you're by my side. So let the world fall down. My love is true, even when I'm confused. I swore wolvesblood, that I'd never betray you Can you really say I don't love you? All I can do is continue to trust you Let the world fall down, Let the stars' crash to the ground. I won't blink an eye, Just as long as you're by my side. So let the world fall down So let the world fall down let the world fall down Raksha Soulraven ©2007

Playing With Fire
Me and my ex have been over for months and yet i still find myself wanting to be with her and see the kids.It's not really her though its i miss my kids.When you raise a kid for more than a year,even if it isn't yours they kinda grow on ya.When they refer to you as their other daddy.You have to fulfill the part. With her i still feel the hate of what she did but when shes mad or upset i find myself being kind to her again.She tries to hide it from me but i know her more than she knows herself.I know that what she did to me was wrong.I don't know if I would ever forgive and forget.Yet when I see her fustraition with things and shes having a hard time.I cant help but to offer myself to help out. In away I wish we could rekindle things and I could just tell her play times over come home.Then on the other hand i still want to look her in the eye and tell her to go fuck herself. I know what most people would say but try to factor in i miss the kids. I know im a smuck......but i just don

Read This...you Gotta...
here we go again... A lot of us have kids, and some of us still have them living at home. While others, have a gal friend, or boy friend with kids, so when we crash at that house, its always fighting for snacks. Yes that's what this post is about...Adult Snacks. Screw the kids, they get everything, all the candy, peanuts, pop-corn, anything you bring home gets consumed in a few hours... Well its time for a adult snack revolt... How to you go about causing this ruckus? Well, (laughing my ass off)... You must SNEAK snacks into the bedroom... (yes sneak), cause a average kid can smell a triple wrapped chocolate bar from a hundred yards, they are worse then those drug sniffing dogs. Then you must create a stash place, best is in the closet, or under the bed... I use those big fat plastic coffee containers, they hold lots of goodies.... But there are few important things to remember... a)Make sure the kid or kids, see this container and put some really stupit stuff

Fubar Adoption
FUBAR ADOPTION..LOL Here's the rules of fubar Adoption : Send this to all the people on your list and see who wants to own you.- The first person to send u a message saying " I own you" owns you. It's simple... P.S. send it cuz it is kinda funny and it might be surprising to see who gets you first See who picks you... Let the games begin! lolol

~ We Are Not The Only Place With Immigrant Problems ~
Funny how the press there, hides the immigrant status like they do here. I tell ya, Countries need to take back thier own contries, starting here!!! Once again the Muslim religion of Peace shows me how they feel about women. Increase in rape by immigrants in Sweden Swedish girls Jenny and Linda were on their way to a party on New Year's Eve when they were assaulted, raped and beaten half to death by four Somali immigrants. Sweden's largest newspaper has presented the perpetrators as "two men from Sweden, one from Finland and one from Somalia", a testimony as to how bad the informal censorship is in stories related to immigration in Sweden. Similar incidents are reported with shocking frequency, to the point where some observers fear that law and order is completely breaking down in the country. The number of rape charges in Sweden has tripled in just above twenty years. Rape cases involving children under the age of 15 are six - 6 - times as common today as they were a gen

If U Only Knew
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for

Happy Halloween!!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied:

Wth??
Why do people constantly think that just because someone leaves them ....its for someone else who just happens to be or try to be a fucking friend and is a single female?? I dont fucking understand it. I thought the point of this site was to have fun, goof around, keep in contact with people we know and meet new people?? Guess..not.........Since two unnamed people have done nothing but slam me and accuse me of things that they have no business slamming me for when I have done nothing of the sort!! You two know who you are and what you have accused me of....all I have to say is take it up with him...OR let it the fuck GO!!!!!!!

Send It All Away
Sending my hopes away, maybe they will come back another day.Maybe they will grow, and become something better. Sending away my heart, so it can heal. Sending away my mind, so it will will become clean. Sending away myself, and i will become everything I want and need.

Nasa Teams Evaluate Solar Array Damage.
Teams Evaluate Array Damage Image Above: Photo of a previous shuttle mission docked to station taken by satellite. Image Credit: NASA Images Above: Views of a damaged P6 4B solar array wing on the International Space Station. Image credit: NASA TV 30 Oct. 2007 6:30 P.M. EST. Engineering teams continue to look at the damage to the P6 4B solar array spotted by the crew during deployment Tuesday. NASA halted the deployment of the solar array wing to evaluate the damage. Deployment was about 80 percent complete. The crew photographed the area on the solar array wing and downlinked the images to the ground. Meanwhile during post-spacewalk activities, Mission Specialist Doug Wheelock reported to the ground that he had seen a small hole in one of his gloves. The crew sent photos of the glove to the ground for further review. A massive rotary joint which is supposed to make sure the solar panel wings on the right side of the space station are facing

Hells Gotten Worse!!
Work is just gettin worse and I'm so ready to find me a new one! We had a girl quit on me sunday! There was a bengals game and it was a home game of all things! So we got slammed!!!! We only had 18% labor on my shift and we did about $1800. It sucked! Then second shift comes in (and my boss was on that shift) they start askin why the line in drive-thru is backed up and why we aren't pullin cars forward. I looked at her and told her to open her eyes all the orders were up they were just waitin to be payed out and passed out! I was so not in the mood for her shit that day. I had had a rough enough day without that too. Plus I told her I didn't want to train the 2 new managers and she has had both of them with me all week! It's hard to teach them right and get everything done. We really need more help and she knows that but she keeps playin around about hirin people! I told her the other day that if she doesn't start gettin help in there she is gonna lose the help she has now but she won'

My Poetry
DETERMINATION BROUGHT ON BY MY CONFUSION Written for Larry By Rebecca Corral Hopelessly I run then walk Through the complicated maze within my own head Surrounded by the swirling darkness of utter confusion I stop to wipe my face where tears have bled Mines is a heart not yet broken by you But yet it is broken all the same Searching deep within to find my smile And bear it proudly thru the pain I have tried many times to capture the moments Those meaningful glints I see in your eyes Wanting more than anything to be your happy thought Without a moment of despise I am a roller coaster of emotions Extreme highs with very few lows I can’t bare the thought of losing you But I will, eventually, I know Driven on by unrelenting passion Yet driven away by undiluted fear You are my heart of hearts desire No matter what I will always be here

Omg Mom Wtf!!!
Mom: Hey sweet heart! Are you having a nice time at your dads? Girl: Yea, it's pretty cool! Ya know... considering he's not here! Hehe Mom: really? Mom: Where is he? Girl: He left a note saying he was going to the store or something like that. Girl: Hey, you have a webcam now, don't you! Mom: Sure do, Kenny bought it for me! Girl: Cool! Try it out! Mom: Alrighty... Girl: Oh god mom! What are you wearing?! Mom: New jammies, you like? Girl: No way! Those are so out of style! Mom: Aww... Oh well- Girl: Hey mom... Is kenny there with you? Mom: No, why? Girl: ....Mom....Don't move... just stay calm.. there's someone in the door way behind you... Mom: Don't scare me! Girl: ..I'm not

Got A Case Of The Nerves !
okay .. goin to the doc';s to have that lump removed .. i try not to ask for a lot . but please keep ya prayers comin this way .. ive got a case of the nerves .. and could use some smiles to keep me mellow Love you all Wen :)

Samhain
Samhain (pronounced /ˈsˠaunʲ/ from the Old Irish samain) is the word for November in the Gaelic languages. The Scottish Gaelic spelling is Samhainn or Samhuinn (for the feast), or an t-Samhain (for the month). The Festival of Samhain is a celebration of the end of the harvest season in Gaelic culture, and is generally regarded as 'The Celtic New Year'. The same word was used for a month in the ancient Celtic calendar, in particular the first three nights of this month, with the festival marking the end of the summer season and the end of the harvest. A modernized version of this festival continues today in some of the traditions of the Catholic All Souls' Day, the secular Halloween, and in folk practices of Samhain itself in the Celtic Nations and the Irish and Scottish diasporas. It is also observed by various types of Neopagans

10-31-07
You may need to check in with your family, if only to confirm plans. It's a good time to build stronger bonds with those who may have drifted a bit. A gentle touch is all you need to make it happen. ****************************************************************************** So who needs to be touched????? Yes I wanna touch you in many ways & only you Amelia, Muah Baby!!!

Nightwish - While Your Lips Are Still Red
While Your Lips Are Still Red Sweet little words made for silence Not talk Young heart for love Not heartache Dark hair for catching the wind Not to veil the sight of a cold world Kiss while your lips are still red While he`s still silent Rest while bosom is still untouched, unveiled Hold another hand while the hand`s still without a tool Drown into eyes while they`re still blind Love while the night still hides the withering dawn First day of love never comes back A passionate hour`s never a wasted one The violin, the poet`s hand, Every thawing heart plays your theme with care Kiss while your lips are still red While he`s still silent Rest while bosom is still untouched, unveiled Hold another hand while the hand`s still without a tool Drown into eyes while they`re still blind Love while the night still hides the withering dawn

4 Days Left
Four days are now left the days grow near.. Tomorrow when I wake they’ll be three days remaining oh how the excitment grows I can hardly contain myself. I can’t wait to great Him at the door in my corset with my leash in hand, on my knees, head bowed….. The beginning of what shall be…I can’t wait to be there.

Kiss A Nun??
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I a m and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why a

Debts
Kind of a touchy subject for me, but I feel the need to rant about this. When I was a kid, I didn’t have much money. My family was by no means poor, just my dad never gave me an allowance… and was very unwilling to buy us toys. He was one of those grizzled father’s that believed that we should take care of our toys we had, get a job to buy them, and the business better be on top of a hill covered in a constant blizzard that you had to walk uphill both ways to get there and home… blah blah blah. So when I got money, I was hesitant to spend it. I went a bit crazy during my teens at the arcade, but I got over it. When I finally I got a job, I didn’t understand the value of a dollar. I never really saved my money, mainly because that value wasn’t instilled into me (thanks dad). I never had a piggy bank. I never had a savings account. There was no basis for saving instilled into me. But as I got older, realizing I was broke all the time sucked… and I started to put a little bit away (

Sick
Just letting you all know I got home from the doctors, I found out I'm sick with diabetic with diabetes, so please keep me in your prayers, I don't want no bullshit, being picked on or antyhing like that because I don't need that especially when I'm sick, thank you. Keep me in your prayers, love you all friends & family.

Genie
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ." POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; i

That's So Cool!
Argentinians wowed by white baby kangaroo A completely white baby kangaroo is wowing visitors to the zoo in Buenos Aires, who are filing past its enclosure to get a glimpse of the joey in its mother's pouch. The "canguro blanco" as it is called in the Argentine capital is one of two joeys born to a couple of red kangaroos that arrived in the zoo in July 2004. The other has gray fur. According to zoo officials, the kangaroos have adapted very well to their new home, which has a climate similar to Australia's. Their enclosure was specially designed. Gestation for the marsupials takes 30 days, and the babies spend their first few months in their mother's pouch, suckling, and then leave for progressively longer periods of time until fully independent.

Hunting Season Is Almost Near Us.....
Since its Nov 2nd and only 13 more days to hunting season, there are so many things that i have to do today after work... Get out the hunting suit..Hang it in the garage so it can air out Make sure my rifle is still sighted in (it should be but just an excuse to shoot today) Start packing what i want to go up north Its friday so tonight i think that i need to go out and have some fun....

Re: Is The Dollar's Fall Spiraling Out Of Control?
RE: Is The Dollar's Fall Spiraling Out Of Control? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 02 Nov 2007, 11:29 Is The Dollar's Fall Spiraling Out Of Control? The U.S. government and the Fed's drive to devalue the dollar in order to reduce the trade deficit and lower the living standards of the American middle class has spiralled out of control, promising a global financial meltdown despite the desperate efforts of the elite to restrain a horse that has already bolted. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/021107_dollar_fall.htm

Who Cares?
how can i live? when no-one cares my feelings are real but never returned i try to be what u want it just never seems enough your silence kills me but i know that is how u r our relationship is being tested I'm willing to wait r you? give me some sign of what u want how can i live? when no-one seems to care

Little Over 3000 To Get My 3day Blast, Please Help, Ty So Much :)
Please help me in this giveaway just a little over 3000 to get it, ive been sick with the flu so I havent been online much, To those who are helping me, thanks so much, I really appreciate it :D Have a great weekend everyone! Much love, xoxox Jen

Red Day
scars that bleed help me survive feel the night come alive almost nothing stands in my way feel the sun start the day ive lived a million lives inside my mind ive counted all the days ive been left behind my vision is tainted by a sea of black ive left it all again friendly faces crack tainted once again by love when life passes by ill be up above the scars that bleed cleanse the past leaving room for the future while they last almost nothing stands in my way red is the color that starts my day

I'm Thinking Of You
I think of you in the morning and I think of you at night I think of you when you're far away and when you're in plain sight I think of you when I'm happy and I think of you when I'm sad I think of you when things are wonderful and when they're going bad I think of you when I'm busy and I think of you when I'm bored I think of you when everyone seems to love me and when I'm being ignored I think of you when it's cold and I think of you when it's hot I think of when I'm alone and even when I'm not I think of you when I'm at home and I think of you when I'm out I think of you when I'm thinking because you're all I'm thinking about

Really?
So I've posted a few mumms on here and for the most part people are really cool. Most are really suportive. What I don't understand are the ones who hide behind thier keyboards. I've recieved a ton of crap from people who wouldn't dare to say anthing to me if I pushed them done and took thier money. Not that it bothers me. I just se the way the world has become. The meak truly shall inhieret the world. Laws and rules for weak minded, socially inept and physicaly chalenged are ruining the world. These people hide behind locked doors, computers and police officers, only to spit the most hateful and vile things in the world. In my mumm I posted that my Chevy truck was brokin into and should I shoot the responseable or break thier knees? Ofcousre, I'm not going to do ethier. I respect the laws of my country. I was just venting what I would like to do, was it legal. Even then I wouldn't, to hurt another human over some bullshit I had in may truck. I rather assualt the wussys on here adding

Poem Trinity
Trinity You stand alone in suns warmth easy grace. Assurance template In silhouette suns equal, you gaze upon the work of gods I move beside you, with you. Warm fingers touch entwined A squeeze, brief affirmation. Actions implicit understanding. Your eyes smile longings song Mischief sparks life’s essence. A single eyebrow raised intentions Signals known my heart laughs Eyes closed in desires rapture Silken nape caresses I sigh. Flowers scent, deliberate touch We tremble, life’s blush we dance We descend to earth’s mantle green Fused in desires forge we cry. The world spins beneath our earthly form Time our own creation life’s longing satisfied Remnants of modesty forgotten we lie exposed to destiny’s whim We breath life anew in to the world Our potential incarnate our trinity

10 Secrets About Men
1. You don't want to be judged for your looks; we don't want to be judged for our wallets. Unless we're ugly and have lots of money. Then it's OK. 2. You're not the only person who likes to be called "sexy." 3. Saying "I love you" is a major step in a man's life. That's why we wait for you to take that step first. 4. We are not being cheap when we make $35,000 a year and can't afford to pay every single date. We are merely being practical. 5. A guy who spends too much time in the gym is making up for something else that's lacking. Unfortunately, you can't figure out what it is until it's too late. 6. Don't get mad at us because we don't remember what you were wearing on our first date, or the angle of the light during our first kiss. We were probably drunk. 7. You're good in bed if you make us feel like stallions. 8. Jealousy isn't a sign that you love us more, it's a sign that you trust us less. 9. Hanging up on us is a surefire way to make sure we go to bed m

Things You Show Know Before Dating My Daughter.....
Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off your hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots. Still, I want to be fair. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants 10 sizes to big, and I will not object. However, to ensure that your pants do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place at your waist. Rule Two: I'm sure that you have been told that in today's world sex without a barrier can be deadly. Let me elaborate: When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you. Rule Three: I have no doubt the you are a popular fellow, with many oppurtunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my daughter, you will continue to date

Missing You Blues
Missing you, Feeling blue, Sometimes I don't know what to do. It wont change anything. It wont bring you back to me. Will the skies be blue again? Will I ever let love in. I can not trust, I can not risk. My heart is to tender for any of it. There is to much hurt, To much pain. There is never really anything to gain. I would give my life for you, I would give anything. To not have to miss you, Or feel the pain, But love always turns and walks away. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Letting Go Of The Fear
Thank you for walking into my life when you did. This is for you. You know who you are. kisses baby! I hope you like it. Stringing along memories of the past, Evident in this shattered heart. I vowed to myself never again In my life, will it play a part. Just when I thought I was over love, Just as I was learning to cope. Baby, you stepped in with an open heart Telling me to never lose hope. You came into this world of mine, And taught me not to be afraid. To my surprise, I realized The pain began to fade. Ever so slowly, taking its time, My heart began to reveal All the love that had been kept inside, Waiting for something real. So now we begin this journey, Letting all our fears go. Exactly where the road will lead us, It is God that only knows. So let's leave it in destiny's hands, Let fate guide us thru it all. Let's have faith that in the end, Into each other's arms we will fall.

My Hip Hop Vs America Summary
My Hip Hop vs America Summary Tuesday, October 02, 2007 From: www.myspace.com/smcclintonjr5 As I indicated in my last blog, I did mention that I will be commenting on BET's Hip Hop vs America Special that aired last week. I have watched both shows, actually there was a third show online, and I think I have my own summary in mind that I am willing to provide. The issue between Hip Hop and society goes on, but the question is can they coexist? And like my last blog, I'll let this out, either right or wrong, it's just how I feel about it. But, I wont let the story concept get the best of me. OK. Back to the matter at hand: Hip Hop vs America. What I got out of the show is the fact I think BET tried to summarize the legality of the genre. There were talks mostly about the generational gap between hip hop/civil rights era, starting right in the home, Tip Drill, and a question that involves hip hop being the culprit or in this case, a victim. Some said that hip-hop despite of it's hi

In The End
In The End Noone believes you and what you have to say They turn their back on you and slowly walk away They think what there mind sees Yet they never know what you can possibly be The love the faith that you have to give Is turned away with no place to live You see the hurt as it turns into the pain Afraid to give in knowing it could happen again Now it is here in no man's land Alone in the dark i bow my head to my hand Now it is close to the end and all i see Is this small glimpse of hope that was here for me

Pats Said Colts Cheated
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Do You Ever Feel Like....
ok i will warn you ahead of time that this is not going to be one of those warm, fuzzy and friendly type blogs...this is my bitch blog tonight and i am here to get this shit out of my head. it's been a long couple weeks for me..i have been very sick and ontop of the illness i have ended up with pluerisy and muscle strain from coughing..so today being about the 16th day of being in extreme pain i have reached my limit on my pain tolerance. my day started...well it didnt just start it has been ongoing because i can't sleep because of the pain. so let's just say i started by going to the doctor at 11:30am...i was out of pain pills the night before so by the time i got to the office i was hurting badly...after a two hour wait i got in to find out that i not only have pnuemonia, which was not told to me two weeks ago at quick care or even 5 days ago from the er, but i also have bruised my ribs on my left side and pulled muscles in my shoulder and left arm..so double whammy and back on meds

Thanks For The Help!
Just moments ago, I excitedly leveled up. This great sense of accomplishment is something that seems silly to me but I have been stuck at this level for about a month now. Finally I am a barfly, which I really dont know what the point of these are, but the fact that I finally did it is great. I was having such a hard time trying to figure out why I wasnt leveling up. Actually me and another close friend of mine were in the same shoes, and on the same level for that matter. Now thanks to the patience of one bouncer whos goes by the name of ~SURF~, I am leveled up. He explained to me what I needed to do, and yet I knew what I needed to do I still didnt get how to do it. LOL...I am such a nerd, cause I knew that it was so easy this whole time. But finally I was told in very great detail on how to do what I needed to do. I guess it true about what they say. Ask the right questions and you will get the right answers. So now Thanks again for the help ~SURF~ and the approval of the SALUTES, a

Famous Manic Depressives
This is meant to be an illustrative rather than a comprehensive list. Many (if not most) of these writers, artists, and composers had other major problems as well, such as medical illnesses, alcoholism, drug addiction, or exceptionally difficult life circumstances. KEY: H = Asylum or psychiatric hospital S = Suicide SA = Suicide attempt WRITERS: Hans Christian Andersen Honore de Balzac James Barrie Arthur Benson (H) E.F. Benson James Boswell William Faulkner (H) F. Scott Fitzgerald (H) Lewis Grassic Gibbon (SA) Nikolai Gogl Maxim Gorky (SA) Kenneth Graham Graham Greene Ernest Hemingway (H, S) Hermann Hesse (H, SA) Henrik Ibsen William Inge (H, S) Henry James William James Charles Lamb (H) Malcolm Lowry (H, S) John Bunyan Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) Joseph Conrad (SA) Charles Dickens Isak Dinesen (SA) Ralph Waldo Emerson Herman Melville Eugene O'Neill (H, SA) Francis Parkman John Ruskin (H) Mary Shel

Been Awhile!!!
Ok i got burnt out on this site a few months ago and made the mistake of being gone too long... So I wanted to say SORRY to all my friends who stayed with me anyway! I hope we can all play catch- up!!! love ya'll xoxoxoxo

Could You Be A Vampire?
You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could. Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most. But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you? It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low. What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teethCould You Be a Vampire?

Respect.....where Is It?????
I had heard about this but a picture is definitely worth 1000 words! God save us!!! Respect Senator Barack Obama, Governor Bill Richardson, Senator Hillary Clinton and Ruth Harkin stand during the national anthem. Barack Hussein Obama's photo (that's his real name)......the article said he REFUSED TO NOT ONLY PUT HIS HAND ON HIS HEART DURIN G THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, BUT REFUSED TO SAY THE PLEDGE.....how in the hell can a man like this expect to be our next Commander-in-Chief????

Something I Wrote About Love
Love is in human beings to help transform their minds, hearts, and souls, for this is what we were truly made for. It is in us to love; it is a part of us. Every human being yearns and hungers to be loved. Our soul cherishes love. Love is captivating, empowering, all-knowing, faith-filled, inspiring. We hunger for love. We actually ache for it. It is an every minute need. We are born to breathe love, see love, swim in an ocean of love every waking moment of our entire lives. For eternity. This is God’s plan. Andrea Bush 4-18-04 HEART, MIND, and SOUL>>>>>>> I love you with all of my heart. For this is what I truly know. I love you with all of my mind. You are where my day starts. I love you with all of my soul, forever, surpassing all time.

Devotional
In the darkest hour of each night I wait for the power to show the light Suffocation feeds the barren soul Turning that heart to blackest coal I need you here, so close to me To feel the wisdom and to see Count the minutes ticking by Feeding off each of their putrid lies “Find the Lord,” they say so sweet Just more flesh to covet, such fresh meat Why do so many fall within the masses Separating each by such dreary classes? Can they not see their god is fake? Fashioned by the few for their own sake But I know my ruler is that fierce one Who counts that sin is over and done I call to him and know my life Is in his hands and there will be no strife I say his name high and low My devotion strengthened and continues to grow

Youth Vs Wisdom
Two bulls are standing on the top of a hill looking down on a heard of cattle. The young one says to the old one, let's run down there and fuck one of them cows. The old one says, let's walk down there and fuck them all.

I Have A Monster Crush On You
I have a monster crush on you, A super-dinosaur! It sits upon my chest and throat And yet I beg for more. When you're away I miss you so My heart is full of sand. Yet when you're here my stupid fear Won't let me touch your hand. I cannot sleep, I cannot eat, I'm so wrapped up in you. My thoughts drift up, away from words, And fade into the blue. I know this crush is not your fault; The dinosaur is mine. Yet if you could, please rescue me, And put your arms around me, and hold me, and say you love me, and Oh! God! Would that be good!

Snakes On A Plane
Another one I should have done awhile ago... Now this film...for what it was...was not to bad actually. I was pleasantly surprised at the film being something that I enjoyed. Obviously Samuel L did a great job...I don't think he's ever been in a movie that I didn't like at least a little bit...But it was entertaining and suspenseful. The idea was completely original and when you stop to think about it and put your self in that position it is quite terrifying. So for what it is worth...I did like the film.

I Need New Ink
i'm getting that itch again... i need my back finished and then i need to get started on my faeries so i can get working on my sleeves. people can't believe i have no tattoos on my arms.i can't believe it. ugh. i crave ink!

Where's All My Help?
I have posted several blogs about the contest I'm in and I am still pretty far behind the leader. I need need need some help baaaad! Please post a bulletin and a blog to help me out and I will return the love by commenting on all your pics and stash. Just let me know through a private message how you helped and I will return the love...Thanks everyone and much love to you all...

Children
So here is my thing. I have an 8 year old son with my x husband. He is now seeing some one new after years of divorce and I am fine with that. However, this new girl has pictures of her and her friends partying and playing with um, how should I say it ? Plastic things... adult oriented and she also has my sons picture on this same page of hers. I emailed her to ask her to remove the picture, so she just shut her page down so I couldn't see it anymore and never replied. Was I wrong to ask her to take my sons picture off her page? I dont want him broadcasted on the net and I surely don't want him on a web page where the women are playing around with adult thingys.

Hello Everyone!! This Is Goodbye....
So....I am officially done with this site! It has been fun and I have had the pleasure of meeting some really awesome people....but life is taking a turn and it is for the better. I have gotten a divorce and in the meantime a long time friend found me on myspace and so...well the rest is history! I am happy to say that he proposed on Nov. 2nd and I accepted!! I am so happy!! But most of all finally fulfilled and content to have some kind of direction and happiness in my life. It has been a bumpy year and some of you were there during it and for that I will always remember you. Some of you tugged on the heart strings and you know who you are, but in the long run maybe we were just meant to be kept at a distance and never meant to be as close as we wanted. So...good luck...if you have my number feel free to keep in touch...I would love to hear from you! But for now my internet flirting and the need to fulfill an empty void is done. I hope everyone has a great upcoming holiday....and if

My Lil Ladies Man....
I picked my son up from his after school program today... this is the second day that he's went... He is 8 years old for all of you who don't know...and is as handsome as ever...(check the pictures)! So he's very shy and isn't a "tough" boy....but this kid was surrounded by girls.... they were everywhere! Screaming his name....huggin on him... I am in so much trouble when he gets older.....anyone have advice...

Someday
When I sit here and think my life is beginning to stink... Stress, Love and Being a mom the drama seems to go on and on... Once things start going well, Everything just turns to hell... The farther up in the world I get, the farther down I seem to slip... My head seems to be going crazy, the thoughts I have become so hazy... At times I think I've found a solution, but in the end theres no conclusion... The same old things bother me everyday, I wonder how long I'll be this way... One day I feel great the next I feel sorrow because I'm worried what will come tomorrow... I just need to stop and get it together and know SOMEDAY things WILL get better!!!

~ Surprize While Planting A Ied ~ :)
Go ahead plant one of the IED's you son of a bitches we have something for your sorry ass :) Predator Drops 500 lbs Bomb on Insurgents One of the ways we've come up with to limit the number of IED attacks is to monitor our most heavily traveled areas using Predators. They are very quiet and fly high enough so that they can't be heard or seen. And because they don't have a pilot, they can fly over 24 hours at a time. In this video, a Predator comes upon 3 insurgents planting an IED. It then contacts a nearby F-16 who then drops a 500 lb bomb on them. BTW, the person controlling the Predator is 8000 miles away at Nellis AFB in Nevada. Clear demonstration of the power of a reliable network.

Stash Update !
Happy Friday ! The weekend has almost arrived, i hope you have a great one ! I've added some jokes that were sent to me via an email so please have a look and leave some love. I hope you enjoy ! Have an awesome day. Love Lin xx

Passion For Another.. (post Break Up Peice)
Passion for Another.. (Post Break Up Peice) By: Travis Smith 11-6-07 *sighs* Where do I begin? These past couple of months have some of the hardest times I've ever faced in my life.. Although I've taken care of most of my problems with school and other things. But here lately the more and more I get to sit and think about what happened between me and you, I just don't get where we went wrong if everything was apparently so right. I'm not the type of person to go around and beat a dead horse because it's not worth the time or effort.. I came to realize something and ironically it took a phone a call to realize what I want. See as I was talking to this person she had asked me what happened, and how things were. I didn't lie, I told her about all the good things, and that I'm honestly having a harder time with this than I thought. I know that not everyone can be made of steel because it's not in our nature to do such. We're supposed to think and feel and love and carry on.. Wel

Nov 9th
Something is very strange the last 3 days i have been geeting less anything you name it. in the last 72 hours (its erie)then i would usuealy get in 2 hours on a normal day and i never had that many visits to begin with now its a ghost town here. i gues im not gone just forgoten boo hoo lol i'll do a buletin i wonder if anyone will look boo frigen hoo lmao any how who ever read this thanks for visiting and no im not sad or upset even a little in any way its just been a weird 3 days 1 day is a fluke 3 days and its a new begining =P ~Ancient1~ xxx

What Im Looking For
i want a woman who is outgoing knows what she wants is not insecure about herself can hold her own when talk becomes cheap. why? because a woman who is inecure about herself is a troubled one. a woman who lets go of her inhibitions is a woman who knows her body and accepts it and either changes it because she wants to do better. or keeps it that way since she is enjoying her life. a woman who second thinks and always pauses is not one whom i look for. i want a woman who enjoys the darkness and enjoys the unknown. someone who can say that she throws herself into the adventure and lives through it wwether the outcome was good or bad. none of this crying crap. no childishness no inhibitions. a woman who would rather just try to talk about something and keep kicking a dead horse is someone who bothers me. when i get mad. i want my own time to cool down and just relax. i would rather sleep it off than have to talk to the fucker who got me pissed int he first place. learn to

Responsibilty
as dj's we all hold a certain responsibilty for the music and talk that goes on. on air and off and we all need to take the risk of being more political, social, and aware of everything that surrounds i am not saying just for my behalf but for the behalf of the listners who support us i think we owe to them to be responsible for what goes on in society today and talk about it and when our kids have history of any kind in school wether it be american, black history tell em you want them to go beyond the books to teach because the system has failed us but don't let it fail your kids because without knowledge of the past there will be no future i mean why is it when it comes to black history all we hear is martin luther king this and martin luther that yes he was a great man but they are so many more black leaders throughout history look at huey p newton, malcolm x, marcus garvey, european history halie selassie, napoleon bonaparte (maybe not best example but he stood up for w

We Were Meant To Be
Somewhere in time We fell in love Our feelings were so strong Stars sparkled up above Somewhere in time Nothing else mattered We were together Until our hopes and our dreams were shattered Somewhere in time Great memories are there Our love was once great Nothing could compare Somewhere in time Our love stands still A love that we lost Somehow, against our will Somewhere in time We'll meet again Somewhere in time Our love will never end

My Toughts
I'm really thinking some sick thoughts Remenising the shit I lost Feeling lost, and all alone I'm scaring myself Truth be told I can't get you off my mind Constantly think of ways to die The pills I have, calling my name Promising me NO PAIN! I'm stuck in my thoughts they won'y let me be torturing visions i don't wanna see what are you doing? I know you're alright all by yourself while I sit and fight I can;t think straight I fell for you Nothing that I can do Feeling so lost Longing for you Knowing you're not missing me Probably wanting me to let you be! So tell me what's up Like you give a fuck!I don't understand what you did Why'd you say the things you said??? You said you ain't run no game... Then why am I sitting here full of pain? You said forever You'd never hurt me So why you there? Why desert me??? Was what I said so hard to believe? Living a life free of grief Baby, I just wanna ease your pain... let you know there is a beter

For The Birthday Girl!
This goes out to my sexy best friend on her birthday! Show her some mad love!fan her, rate her, gift her, blast her, Fupal her some FuBucks-whatever you can manage!Tell her temptress sent ya! :) ★ANGEL~BABY★®™(♡FU BAD B*TCH♡) ஐPLZ RATE MY PAGEஐ@ fubar Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

"memory Lane"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] [M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk" [All:] "Yeah [M2:] "You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up" [all agree] [M3:] "It kinda reminds me of smelling weed" [all agree] [M1:] "Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy" [all agree] [M2:] "It reminds me of smelling an ass" [all agree] [M4:] "It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass" [car screeches, he drops out of the car] [M4:] "Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it" [M1:] "I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo" [M3:] "Oh my God, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that" [all agree] [M1:] "Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable" [all agree] [M2:] "Hey, it reminds me of that rich g

Moles
Mole Family A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole.. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, "Oh, Yum! I smell honey!" Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, "Geez, all I can smell is.... MOL-ASSES!

Searching
Searching for right, finding only wrong. Watching myself fade away 'cause I don't feel like holding on. I have no will to keep going, wanting only death. Having lived a life knowing nothing but regret. I see myself plunging off the highest cliff or maybe I'll just take a bath after I slit my wrist. Fuck emotions! I don't feel no more. Yearning for the darkness on the other side of the door. I pray my time is coming I've waited long enough. Treading in these waters, so choppy and too rough

If You Don't Tell Me
IF YOU DON'T TELL ME By WILLY SENKIWSKY 1/6/05 1:00 pm, A-Harp, Key of E, Midtempo Boogie We've been goin out so long Baby we been goin out so long But if you don't tell me I think nothin is wrong! It never bothered me the smell of my socks I'd rather hear the Blues than psychedelic rock! Leavin the seat up; am I the only one?! If you don't tell me nothin will be done! I was out back shooting at squirrels You're lookin for perfection in an imperfect world! I'm too old to change that should be plain to see But I don't know what to change if you don't tell me! I can sleep for days I'm really good in bed I can sleep for days I'm really good in bed Hey stop those eyes rollin to the back of your head! I like meat with hot sauce no salads here Keep your yogurt and cottage cheese my dear! In the mornin I drink coffee black no tea We wouldn't have the kettle; if you didn't tell me! I drink real milk not that skim stuff Yeah I'm the original cave man I

My Fallen Angel
my angel has fallen away from me. my devils have finally got the best of me and now the love that was once in my heart is gone. she left me for good and i already miss her. so many thoughts race through my mind, will she ever be happy again, will i ever be happy? i cry for her and she she isnt there to comfort me anymore. no more cuddling, no more fun with my best friend, no one to call my own and say "I Love You", i wish i could remove my heart from my chest to stop the hurting. the only person that i loved in my life is no longer with me, my love is gone, my angel has fallen.... i love you sammy... i will never be the same without you.

When I Get Where I'm Going
Lyrics for "When I Get Where I'm Going" When I get where I'm going On the far side of the sky The first thing that I'm gonna do Is spread my wings and fly. I'm gonna land beside a lion And run my fingers through his mane Or I might find out what it's like To ride a drop of rain. Chorus: Yeah, when I get where I'm going There'll be only happy tears I will shed the sins and struggles I have carried all these years And I'll leave my heart wide open I will love and have no fear Yeah when I get where I'm going Don't cry for me down here. I'm gonna walk with my grand daddy And he'll match me step for step And I'll tell him how I missed him Every minute since he left Then I'll hug his neck. Chorus: Yeah, when I get where I'm going There'll be only happy tears I will shed the sins and struggles I have carried all these years And I'll leave my heart wide open I will love and have no fear Yeah when I get where I'm going Don't cry for me down here. So m

Relationship
HOW CAN TWO PEOPLE SAY THAT THEY ARE HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER BUT WHEN THAY ARE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH EACH OTHER NOT TWO WORD ARE SPOKEN NOT EVEN A GLANCE AND THEN IF THERE IS IT IS A BLANK GLANCE NOT AN I LOVE YOU GLANCE! YOU CAN SIT AND SIT AND SIT AND HOURS CAN GO BY AND YOU GET NOTHING! CAN IT BE THAT THERE IS SO MANY PROBLEM THAT YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO STOP AND LISTEN...LOOK ...HOLD...HUG...CUDDLE YES I SAID CUDDLE! YOU WANT IT TO HAPPEN THEY WANT IT TO HAPPEN BUT WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE IT DOES NOT HAPPEN! WHY! THATS WHY I FEEL THE INTERNET IS THE DEVIL AND THAT IF YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THEN IT SHOULD NOT BE SO HARD! AND WHEN OTHER PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO NOT BE IMPORTANT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP AND YOU BOTH AGREE ON THAT,BUT THEY SEEM TO BE MORE IMPORTANT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT! WHY? WHEN SHOULD YOU SAY STOP PLEASE WHY CANT WE BE TOGETHER!................THIS IS JUST A THOUGHT BLOG! TO GET SOME HELP WITH SOME OF MY HEAD FEELINGS!

Cell Phone Tips
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO. There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a lifesaver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door

Tired...
im just so tired tonight. Nothing to do but dj and hope that someone desides to pick it up after me. Sigh. Sometimes i get so sick of djing. I went to an oyster roast yesterday and got full eating oysters and lots of other food. Gods gotta love oysters. they were cooked on a fire pit and everything. it was yummy. It only cost about 10 bucks to go. Not that bad, considering it was a money raising effort for a charity. It remainded me of a good crawfish boil. Now that is something i do miss. Cant beat those little suckers.

Discrimination ???
Dominos Pizza did this....... because of this...... They are saying the Insane Clown Posse is a gang. They are not a gang. The Insane Clown Posse believe in God. They speak of God & Heaven aka Shangri-La in their 6 Joker Card albums. If you believe this is wrong like I do, and many other people, please repost this. For those of you who repost this, I thank you.

Women And Strengh
Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their partners will fix more things around the house. So let it go and love you and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. The richest woman you know - she's got the car, the house, the clothes - might be heartbreakingly lonely. So, love you. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself, "I am too blessed to be stressed." Be blessed ladies and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world."

Wow Valid Point Here
sometimes the things i read seem to have a very valid point.. Jiddu Krishnamurti quotes on Love The demand to be safe in relationship inevitably breeds sorrow and fear. This seeking for security is inviting insecurity. Have you ever found security in any of your relationships? Have you? Most of us want the security of loving and being loved, but is there love when each one of us is seeking his own security, his own particular path? We are not loved because we don't know how to love. What is love? The word is so loaded and corrupted that I hardly like to use it. Everybody talks of love - every magazine and newspaper and every missionary talks everlastingly of love. I love my country, I love my king, I love some book, I love that mountain, I love pleasure, I love my wife, I love God. Is love an idea? If it is, it can be cultivated, nourished, cherished, pushed around, twisted in any way you like. When you say you love God what does it mean? It means that you love a projection of

Re: Bbc To Apologize For 9/11 Truth Hit Piece?
RE: BBC To Apologize For 9/11 Truth Hit Piece? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 12 Nov 2007, 06:35 BBC To Apologize For 9/11 Truth Hit Piece? The BBC could be forced to apologize and admit mass public deception for airing a documentary on the 9/11 truth movement that was clearly riddled with errors, lies and bias, as the scandal-hit corporation desperately squirms to avoid a potential court case brought by a British scientist. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/121107_bbc_apologize.htm

Sex - Just A Horse Race
The race is about to start It's a very tense moment at the starters gate, as the horses and their riders prepare to line up They're now at the Post.........They're getting readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Anddddddddddd..............They're off!......... With Conscience being left at the post. Randy Man is first to make his move, Jockey Shorts pulled quickly away from Hands but then fell to the ground Passionate Lady is running free, With Silk Panties taken at the start. Now Hands is feeling his way towards Large Breasts. While Big Dickie is sagging way down After the first furlong its Hands making his move and going towards Passionate Lady, Passionate Lady is being caught between Thighs and Large Breasts Big Dickie is making a move and is trying to wriggle his way up front. Clean Sheets is spread behind Randy Man and Passionate Lady with Big Butt at the rear and touching Thighs. At the Halfway mark its Randy Man on top now with Big Dickie gaining all the time. Th

Thank You!
I want to thank everyone who showed concern for my well being while I was laid up. I never realized how much love was out there but I'm glad to call you all my friends. I have enough love to go around and you all have a share in it. Thanks agin and I'll soon be 100% ou people are wonderful and I truly love you all!

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/13/07
This is one I made up myself; when people say, you're too old! I say, "I ain't old I just have more fuckin' yesterdays then you do!" Think about this; you, and I, will never be as young as we are now!

Quick And Easy Meatloaf
Ingredients * 1 lb ground beef * 1 lb ground pork (or bulk sausage) * 1/4 C green onion, chopped * 1/4 C soy sauce * 1/2 C chicken broth * 1 egg, slightly beaten * 1 C bread crumbs * 1 clove garlic, finely chopped Directions 1. Preheat oven to 350F 2. Mix all ingredients in a large bowl 3. Shape 6 meatballs and place into a 9"x13" baking pan 4. Bake for about 45 minutes, make sure that the meat is no longer pink 5. Serve with teriyaki veggies or mashed potatoes.... or both :)

A Special Place
His sex made me feel raw powerful it moved me brought me to multiple orgasms multiple levels of pleasure Arching my back I felt his hardness deep within me Grinding my hips I rode him with passion His hand cupped my breast his other on my waist guiding me I moaned out his name He spanked me twice Mounting off laying down turned over face down he rammed me with this hard cock doggy style My pussy soaked My nipples hard I feel him deep inside me His sex made me feel raw powerful bringing me to euphoria

My Karma Test..try Yours
MyRealKarma.com - Online Karma Test Click Here! Anita, Your Karmic Alignment is: Optimistic! Score: 12 In general, you tend to create poitive actions. You have a caring personality which gives you positive Karma. Every now and then you slip up and harvest negative Karma. But, all in all, you follow lines similar to the Monks on their way to enlightenment.

For The Girls
Katie and I went to the same HS and she is already at the university that I’ll be attending in the fall. She has been telling about all the “wild” college parties that she’s been going to and I was sort of jealous I’d been dropping hints all the time and so when she asked if I was interested in joining her at a party I was quick to say yes. Friday night Katie came by my room and helped me pick out what to wear. We finally settled on a short skirt with a knit pull over that left my midriff bare I wore a thong, at Katie's suggestion, and from my jewelry supply a pair of diamond stud earrings… simple and sexy. The party was at a private home and was going full tilt when we arrived. There were about twenty girls there all talking in groups or paired off with drinks in hand. Katie got us both a beer and started to introduce me around. I’ve never been much of a drinker in High School in fact other than a drink on New Year’s Eve I hadn't drank at all. The beer was cold and didn't taste

For The Boys
I was an 18 yr old virgin when I graduated HS (class 0f ’07 BABY!!!)…not that I wanted to be a virgin. My boyfriend all through high school had refused to take my cherry because of his religion. Once I got out of HS and before I start college, I realized that I needed to explore my sexuality, so I dumped him and started looking around for someone to fuck! I swore to myself that the first guy to ask me out would get my cherry. That guy was Mike. He was real skinny, and his cock matched the rest of his body. I could barely feel him inside of me, as I was used to masturbating with my magic stick for years. He also didn't last very long. But he served his purpose and I broke up with him after a few weeks….not because of his pencil dick, or his inability to fuck me long enough so I would come, though. I left him when I found the man I had been searching for…Rob. Rob was 6', big and strong, without looking like a body builder. I could tell by the way his jeans fit that he had a great p

Near To My Heart
Friends -- What is a friend? To me that is simple... A friend is someone that you can talk to about anything... I have several of them here on FUBAR.. They know who they are... And they are here when I need to talk... Now is the time I am in need of a real friend... Friends are compassionate in the most desperate of times... Now that I have told you what a friend is to me, it is time to go further... Close Friends -- What is a close friend? To me a close friend is similar to a friend but with a twist... A close friend is someone that you have feelings for but not so much to make them more than that... I have a few of these here as well... They also know who they are... I am also in need of them... Close friends console you when no one else can... They are as close as family... That is one reason I am here... Now you know what a close friend is... Let's go even further... Girlfriend/Boyfriend -- What is a girlfriend/boyfriend? For me a girlfriend is someone that is there for you

Life's Tug Of War
Life can seem ungrateful and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings and play with your mind... Life can be blissful and happy and free... Life can put beauty in the things that you see... Life can place challenges right at your feet... Life can make good of the hardships we meet... Life can overwhelm you and make your head spin... Life can reward those determined to win... Life can be hurtful and not always fair... Life can surround you with people who care... Life clearly does offer its Up and its Downs... Life's days can bring you both smiles and frowns... Life teaches us to take the good with the bad... Life is a mixture of happy and sad... So... Take the Life that you have and give it your best... Think positive, be happy let God do the rest... Take the challenges that life has laid at your feet... Take pride and be thankful for each one you meet... To yourself give forgiveness if you stumble and fall... Take each day that is dealt you and give

Butt Bomb
An America Airlines flight enroute from Los Angeles to JFK airport in New York City was diverted to Kansas City yesterday when a passenger was noticed attempting to light a fuse protruding from his rectum. Flight Attendant Bunny Haggarty said she noticed the man seated in an aisle seat leaning forward and holding a cigarette lighter behind his legs. "I though he was just trying to light a fart," said Haggarty, "like our pilots are always doing on layovers. Then I saw this string-like thing hanging from his ass, and I got scared." Haggarty immediately called for assistance. Several male passengers subdued the man before he was able to light the fuse. After landing in Kansas City, authorities found the man's intestines were stuffed with military grade C4 explosive. FBI agents stated that it would have been a complete catastrophe if the passenger had succeeded in lighting the fuse. The passenger, Mohammed Bin Ali El Batout Nabeel Sin Abba Rahim Mansour Ali Baba, Age 25, was carrying f

11-14-07
The details of your current job or home project are starting to get a little out of hand. You may need to call in the cavalry, or at least break it all down into more easily manageable chunks. ******************************************************* HMMM..... WTF SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I SLACK A LITTLE MORE?

9 Words Women Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in Fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and

Lonely
More and more, all I feel lately is this overwhelming sense of loneliness. This has been a very different last couple of weeks, someone in my life then poof, seems to be gone as quickly as he arrived. Then someone else, finally expressing his feelings for me, but the distance is more of a factor than anything. I just want to curl up in bed for the rest of the week. I hope everyone's day is going better than mine!

Dollhouse
after reading Roxy's poem, I was inspired to post some of my own, so, here we go!: DOLLHOUSE Growing up behind these eyes The vision blurs, the memories hide I see my truth, it's only lies All that I've learned is falsified Surrounded by these faces cold I feel the weight, I turn to stone Uncaring eyes bore through my soul I'm nothing now, I'm all alone The years drag on unceasingly I live to hide, I'm never seen I always fail so perfectly I can't escape your view of me Within your eyes I know my place Fully exposed upon your face I see the shame, open disgrace The bitterness invades my taste There is no hate, just emptiness No jaded love, not even missed An open sore, a gaping wrist In all your lives I'm just a cyst My cancer grows, pale death is near Within my cell I face my fear I drown myself with unshed tears I squeeze the pain until it sears Sever flesh away from bone The truth is clear, I'll die alone All that I am, all that I've

Have Some Fiath...
The more time I spend with you it seems the harded in love I fall and I'm not sure that's a good thing Not so sure at all... I look into your eyes and try to feel what's in your soul Sitting here with you... Wishing I could make you whole. If it's a shoulder you need to cry on you know that mine is yours I'll give you my everything Ingesting every word I'd cut my heart out just for you if it would somehow ease your pain I'd trade you my happiness for all your guilt and shame. I know you've been through some shit baby I wish I could make it all go away Just have some faith Trust in me and it'll get better with each passing day

To All Those Girls
by Sylvette Murray Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for

Home Run
I am having a bad day so i head out to the old abandoned high school baseball field with my metal bat and ball machine to relief all my stress. I set up the machine facing the pitching mound and stand on it to hit the balls into the home wall where i have painted faces of people i care little for. I start it up and run to the mound and get in batter stance whacking the first through the wall surprising even myself as the punches through the old wooden back wall. That's followed by 5 more power hits the 6th snaps my thick aluminum 1,000 dollar bat and destroys the machine in a beautiful blue flamed explosion baseballs raining down all over I drop to my knees laughing and feeling completely relaxed all my stress having been removed after my horrible week. Thats when I hear a sultry southern voice say "Another bad week there Riley? you always became superman when you were stressed out". I turn around and see a stunningly beautiful black haired goddess sitting on the hood of her black mus

To Top Off What My Dad Said
my boyfriend is ignoring me.... i have an offer to move to ohio which means leaving my friends leaving everyone i care about here but i can make 12.50 and hr.. and yada yada yada ... have my own studio.. i need ot make sure some details are worked out but non the less. i can move to oceanside.... and have a job and work and at least be out of my dads but id basically be on the couch ... or i can stay here with my dad get work and slowly disappear inside cliff u suck i really really needed u today

The Keys To My Heart...
I am attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, I feel the most alive when my lover is creative and never lets me feel bored. I'd like for my lover to think I are stylish and alluring. I would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. MY ideal relationship is lasting. I want a relationship that looks to the future... one I can grow with. My risk of cheating is zero. I care about society and morality. I couldn't and would never break a commitment. I think of marriage as something precious. I'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. AT this moment, I think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted

Fukuoka Prisoner Camp
FUKUOKA PRISONER CAMP (JAPAN) As the head of the U.S. Army Medical Department in the Philippines at the outbreak of the War with Japan, I feel it is my duty and responsibility to make a report to higher authority on the activities of the Medical Department during the period of my responsibility. This is necessarily a narrative report, largely from memory, assisted by medical officers who held key positions in the Medical organization during the brief initial campaign in the Philippines. Several other officers who held important positions and who would have been selected to assist in this report died either during the War or during captivity and their records were captured or destroyed. Some records were recovered on the recapture of the Philippines, and I feel confident that a prolonged study and evaluation of the data from these sources should and will eventually be made. I believe a record of achievement was made by our group to which we can all look back with pride and co

Fall Out
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"

Why Should I Go On?
Can someone please give me an answer. Why do I go on? When it seems pointless! Time keeps passing and I keep getting older, but nothing is happening. I still have no career and no one to love. When people with allot more to live for then I do kill themselves and try to kill themselves everyday. The blond host of the Family Feud killed himself because he "couldn't cope" with the fame. Owen Wilson attempted suicide and he's a freakin' star. So why do I go on? When I have nothing, no career, no love, no nothing and most likely never will. So why shouldn't I just put a bullet in my empty skull and fill my vein with bleach with one of the new syringes my brother brought home for the turkey.

I Didn't Realize It Was Going To Be This Hard
not enough time to say what i want to say time winding down til i have to turn around and walk away don't know when we will be at ones side again tears bottled up as the stars drift from my eyes the love i feel stronger than he shall ever realize though i can not get the words out i think he already knows the walks on the beach and playing in the sand.. and just simply standing not even a word... just hand in hand my heart aches yet my head.... still in the clouds but tonight i just simply had to sob out loud tears that fell from his eyes tore my heart to pieces not knowing what to tell him made me feel like i couldn't pick up the broken pieces is this what they felt like the night the titanic sank the pain won't subside... no matter how much i were to drink. i hope he knows it won't be easy i think all this distance just may wind up driving me crazy thought we have our differences and we are qite different no matter where we are i know we are definately

Break Me
I am lost on lovely pillows of bright red pain sillouetted by your sequined smiles of irony I make circles in the sands of my life with my bare fingertips stripped of prints from the pages of others lives i have read I whisper fog and smoke that billows upwards in snowflake like paterns of smiles I see kisses in silken tears left to dry in the sun I close my eyes and rest my heavy heart in my hands .. and once again fall asleep on the lovely pillows of bright red pain~

Love
Love a funny word Love a word ppl take for granted Love a word with many meanings Love does anyone really know Love what is it Love will it bring happiness Love why does it bring pain Love why does it bring death Love we wait for it to happen Love some never find it Love only to bring heartache Love is there a cure can we live with out it So in conclusion love is a word that can bring happiness if not forever for a short time Love can also bring sadness cause you may never find it So to end the loneliness and sadness caused by the love we have only one choice DEATH!!!! by: Diane AKA Lightenlady

The Art Of Being A Bitch
WHEN I STAND UPFOR MYSELF AND MY BELIEFS, THEY CALL ME A BITCH.WHEN I SPEAK MY MIND, MYOWN THOUGHTS OR DO THINGS MY OWN WAY THEY CALL ME A BITCH.BEING A BITCH MEANS I WON'T COMPROMISE WHAT'S IN MY HEART.IT MEANS I LIVE MY LIFE MY WAY. IT MEANS I WON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO STEP ON ME.WHIN I FEFUSE TO TOLERATE INJUSTICE AND SPEAK UP AGAINST IT, I AM DEFINED AS A BITCH.THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN I TAKE TIME FOR MYSELF INSTEAD OF BEINGEVERONE'S MAID, OR WHEN I ACT A LITTLE SELFISH.IT MEANS I HAVE THE COURAGE AND STRENGTH TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE WHO ITRULY AM AND WON'T BECOME ANYONE ELSE'S IDEA OF WHAT THEY THINK I SHOULD BE.I AM OUTSPOKEN, OPINIONATED AND DETERMINED.BY GOD, I WANT WHAT I WANT AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.SO TRY TO STOMPON ME, TRY TO DOUSE NY INNER FLAME, TRY TO SQUASH EVERY ONCE OFBEAUTY I HOLD WITHIN ME. YOU WON'T SUCCEED. AND IF THAT MAKES ME A BITCH,SO BE IT. I EMBRACE THE TITLE AND AM PROUD TO BEAR IT.B- BABEI- IN T- TOTALC- CONTROL OFH- HERSELF

To My Andrew
to my andrew who eatschocolate cookies and lamb chops climbs stairs and cries wheni change him lets me hold him only on his schedule defined my natureand gave me a new name (mommy)which supersedes all otherscontuols my lifeand makes me glad that hes my boy

It's Tough Getting Old
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

Sex!?
Okay. How many people are sick of getting a new comment only to see it's another photo of boobs followed by some saying like.. "HAVE A Freakin' frisky FRIDAY!!" I've come up with the solution! =D Here are a series of my (quickly made) custom day-of-the-week comment photos for people who for once, just aren't in the mood! Hahaha. Enjoy! (And no, I'm not religious.)

My Country
THIS IS MY COUNTRY! And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. Welcome to come through like everyone else has. Get a sponsor! Get a place to lay your head! Get a job! Live by OUR rules! Pay YOUR taxes! And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!! AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES. When will AMERICANS STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS??? We've gone so far the other way .. bent over backwards not to offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN that's being offended! WAKE UP America !!!

I Learned How To Be Strong
I learned how to be strong by the tears that i cried, I learned how to be strong, everytime i fell and got back up, just to fall again. I learned how to be strong everytime someone told me i couldnt do it I learned how to be strong everytime someone walked away. I learned how to be strong by the tears that i cried. everytime i fell and got back up. I learned how to be strong by the love and support i got from you my friends. I learned how to be strong everytime you opened your arms, and said lets talk i am here for you. I learned how to be strong when my wings were broken and i could not fly. I learned how to be strong everytime you said my friend i love you. My friend i care. I learned how to be strong by the tears i cried. I learned how to be strong through the pain that is hidden deep inside. I learned how to be strong with every step i took. One foot in front of the other. I learned how to be strong everytime you reached out. I learned how to be st

True Friends
Over the past year that I have been on here i have met alot of people and used to talk to them all the time. But as of late i have found out who my true friends are and who they are not! i have learned alot about people and figured out that if they are on ur friends list and u only interact with them on a part time basis then that is fine.However when you deal with someone on a day by day basis u really learn the way that they are such as the few friends i thought i had found on here. this is a fucking computer and i do not take most of this shit from this site or its members seriously . i will give you an example if u like . me for instance if i think that you are an asshole then you probably are just havent proven it to me as of yet! and i will be the first one to call you an asshole or whatever the issue or case warrants. i do not go behind peoples backs and tell others that you are an asshole i come to you and if you dont like me for this then who gives 10 shits get ur ass off my f

Phone Operators
in my years of phone calls asking me if i wanna change phone i have insalted n abused tellemarkets but they call back or worst send u info on the crap they wanted me to buy. so me n a friend who shall not b named (he works 4 telstra) have made a help full list of ays to make sure they never call back . ask them to help u get off by making random farm yard nosie to u while u quote "spank da monkey". feel free to tell them about the many ppl who u have had or dreamed about, ask them wat colour under wear they r wearing do tell them urs its the nice thing to do,tell them about ur third testical or if female about ur testi n how u would love to show them quote "how u work it" dont use the old lines im busy sit down n listen to wat they r selling then ask question but be sure to inform them or ur every toilet trip u've take. put them on call wait once that is done pretend u r the voice of call wait sing to them ur favoriate cartoon theme song (LAMPCHOP seems to b the best so far). that is a

Brads Blog
HEY EVERYONE SOME SHOW MY TAT SOME LOVE....IM ENTERED IN A TAT CONTEST THE BEST OF THE BEST...HOSTED BY SINKING INK TATTOOS.... JUST CLICK THE PIC TO RATE AND COMMENT.. THANKS EVERYONE PLZ REPOST THIS...THANKS Search Audio Codes

Sunday, November 18,2007
Today has been a very exhausting day. I had church choir practice, sunday school, and church this morning, which is always enjoyable. But today was slightly different. I am also in the choir at the University that I attend. So my today, actually started way back in August, but the stress started yesterday with dress rehersal. We started DR at 1015 am, and concluded around 12. Making sure that all soloist, instrumentalist, and logistics were all squared away. The today, starting with my morning this morning, then home for about an hour the off to the college for the concert. The concert started today at 3 and we concluded about an hour later. I will say that everything went ok. Soloist (me included in that) all did well, the instrumentalist all did well, and the choir pieces that we performed seemed greatly appreciated by the audience. And of course, in my fashion of not knowing when is enough....I still have to help someone with a research project, go to a gift exc hange drawi

Bob Marley
Woo I just found out that I share my birthday with Bob Marley (well not exactly, as that would make me 62) but we were both born on February 6th. Now that's not interesting to anyone but me so I apologise profusely for blogging about it... One love!

I Am Proud
First let me start out for what I have to be grateful for today,I didn't get a chance to do it yesterday 1.I started my xmas shopping and I feel like I have some direction with it 2.Eric had a great day with the doctor 3.I made it home safe after driving around some crazy people Eric's appointment today was great.His doctor said she is seeing progress.Even though we see it,it's nice to have a professional tell you.He has a long way to go but at least we know he is getting the help he needs.He didn't cry once while he was there,which is great seeing as the first time he cried the whole visit and tried to run away.He managed to make eye contact with his doc and even repeated a couple of words she said.It made my day

Thanksgiving Cheer
Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready"

Happy Thanksgiving
O.k. ya'll, Have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving. I won't be on much from Thursday till Sunday so I'm wishing ya'll the best of this holiday. Be safe in your travels and don't go killing your tummies...lol. Love and bright blessing for all ya'll. Love ya sugars. Momma Rox

If "dear Abby" Was A Man?
Ever Wondered What It Would Be Like If "Dear Abby" Was A Man? Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it. Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His Offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice

Wtf Is There Standards Or Not?
I placed a pic on my profile and it was rated for NSFW?? It had the word "FUCK" in it as it was a pic of a t-shit "Fuck me I'm Irish". Now I can agree that this word may not be suitable at work (though many say that and worse at work), but what is the standard? If I am able to view naked pics of people (not complaining) without being added as a friend nor marked as NSFW, or if I can see a small clip of people humping (again not complaining, or even read a very erotic blog without it being marked for NSFW, then were is the standards? It seems that the FUBAR gods allow females or people they like to place whatever they please on here while others are set to higher standards.

Raging Storm
angry rain storm furiously drags on through dead of night water drowning grass flowers roots of trees so by dawn life is renewed raging storm makes me dream of you awake missing your kisses velvet caresses covering my soul in the night yearning for your voice whispering in my ear speaking worshipful words making me blush swoon in your arms soon so very soon

Emptiness
At night I sit alone and watch the shadows dance around. I hold my breath and listen yet silence is the only sound. I reach for some comfort yet feel no embrace. I am tired of the emptiness and loneliness of this place. I can feel no more hurt because I have learned to live with my pain. I often wonder how I survived and continue to stay sane. I have hurt so deeply and cried too many tears. I have been empty and broken for so many years. I am tired of pretending that I am fine and all is okay. I am tired of hiding behind this mask I wear every day. I have drifted so far and can no longer be saved. These feelings hold me captive and to them I am enslaved.

Girls That Look In The Mirror
Mirror by ~Sylwiaa on deviantART i know i ramble all the time that i don't have a perfect body.. i mean yeah i know who does? I was reading my magazine and its interesting this study that they did. and this has been the only magazine i know that has been trying to get girls to appreciate what they do have and try to focus more on what they have on the inside. but i want you to see this percents.. its interesting not many people really think about this stuff. you always think your alone in this fight with yourself. 40% of teen girls say that when they look in the mirror, all they see if their flaws. I know when i was in school i felt my image was judge everyday. 72% of teen girls say yes they know every day at school their appearance will be judged. 38% life would be better if they looked like the celebrities in the magazines, movies, or on the tv. 28% said they have felt so bad about their body image that they've considered starving themselves or refusing to

A Story Me Friend Wrote
I lay there in my bed.. just past midnight. The cold night breeze kisses my warm skin.. the tiny hairs on the back of my neck stand on end.. sleeping.. dreaming.. and you hovering in.. as if in a cloud of air.. standing above my bed.. you can hear the pulsating of my heartbeat.. and you can smell the warm blood that are in the veins that are so apparent. You lean in.. move my hair away from my swanlike neck.. placing your fangs upon my flesh.. piercing the skin and drinking of my essence..almost to the last drop of crimson.. then you stand up.. wipe the last drop from your cold lips.. feeling my life intertwine with yours..the feeling is almost overwhelming.. but you leave backing into the shadows in whilst you came.. Leaving me alone one again.

Meet The Cat With Two Faces
It might not have shocked a dog person, but when this two-faced cat was born its owner almost dropped it in shock. Vets told the woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, that Lil'Bit - as in "A little bit of love" - probably would not survive. But the 47-year-old from Arizona was determined that the odd arrival, although ill, should not be put to sleep. "I started feeding him every 15 minutes from an eye-dropper," she said. "I fed him like that for two or three months before starting him on proper cat food." Vets believe the cat, which has two mouths, two noses and four eyes, may have two brains, as one face can go to sleep while the other remains awake and it can blink independently on each one. "When he purrs it is like he is purring in stereo," the cat's owner said.

Long Haired Men
What is it about long haired men that is just so appetizing...yummy....i almost drool thinking about it....maybe it all happen/started w/ the hairbands of the 80's..they got me hooked...lol...dont know what happened to me when i 1st married, cuz longhaired white man he wasnt.....good thing i had a 2nd time to get it right.....i gots me a tall white long haired man...WOOO HOOO....anyone here in VEGAS?...always nice to meet more...we like to hang out at the SANTE FE casino...yummy margaritas for me...i challenge anyone to find me a better one.....LONG LIVE LONGHAIRED CUTIES

Survey Homoness
60 Things You Didn’t Know About Me 1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? hahahaha all kinds of shit. Big box o cds, clothes, garbage, vibrator, a kite, a shoe, underwears (which I guess would go with clothes), a body of a small foreign child. 2. When was the last time you threw up? I don’t throw up. 3. What's your favorite curse word? fuck. And any combination involving the word. 4. Name 3 people who made you smile today? 1. ha 2. ha 3. ha….no smiling. 5. What were you doing at 8 am this morning? passed the fuck out. Drooling. 6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? sitting at work in front of the computer. Hand down my pants on my balls. I wasn’t jerkin off you perverts. Just fondling. 7. If you could meet any celebrity today who would it be? *sigh* ive already met myself but I guess….kieth Richards would be cool. 8. Have you ever been to a strip club? der. Titties. Although they get rather boring. I spend a lot of money and end up still

Happy Thanksgiving To All
Dear Fubar Friend's and Family's Thank you for the thanksgiving comments you send me on here.And i send thanksgiving comments back to you.Hope you like them.Happy thanksgiving to all of you's.

Riley
I see her with you got me feeling hella jealous bomb ass girl, hot as hell and a bangin body too you look over at me flaunting whatcha got you know that your lucky taunting me on the spot showing her off cause you know how i feel i glance at you and see you kiss the girl i never got will be the only one i miss i look at you see your goofy ass smile and stop for a second and think for a while what that bitch got that i dont would she give me a chance i know she wont stunning, smart hella nice too but for some odd reason shes with you.. Dustin B. Unrath

Thought I Would Share:
One of the biggest things about me is my inconsistency. In my defense I would like to attribute that to my work schedule. My work schedule dictates what I can and cannot do. Due to the nature of my job I have to be available to work 24/7. Often plans are made but they change, once again due to the nature of my job. Today is November 21, 2007 and thanksgiving is tomorrow, as of right now I have tomorrow off; however something might come up between now and then and I might have to come back to work. Some people cannot deal with that, and I totally understand that. I do not expect any one to be on stand by for me, or have to adjust to my ever changing schedule. However, if any one ever wants to be part of it all, this is something that they will have to accept. I love what I do, I have a lot of fun doing it and I don’t want to stop right now. It goes on to why I am in my current situation. I don’t expect any one to have deal with my schedule, and I don’t expect drama from any one beca

Never Giving Up
I made through the toughest part of my life and i know there will be more to come. I am not afraid to fight the fight, and i am not afraid to give it all I have. I am never Giving up. I made it this far i will continue to move on no matter what the price is or how difficult things may become, I am never giving up. Though the road was long and sometimes very painful i made it. I could never have done it without you my friends. I know i havent always been there, but i did the best i could to make you smile to make you laugh. But in the end you were always there. I am very thankful and will till the day i die. I am never giving up and it was my friend that helped me to never give up, it was you my friend that made me move forward to never give up hope. I am not afraid to cry, to give my best, to be a friend, but most of all i am never giving up. Thank you my friends for never turning your back on me,and being there for me. I am never giving up. I love you al

La La La....
babysitting at a friend's house so i thought i'd sneak on and say hello to everyone. i did black friday this morning with my sister. i've been awake since 3 and have napped twice already lol. good sales though, no drama.think i'll do it again next year! :D

New Photo's Added !!
Happy Friday !!! I have added some new photo's to my 'grandaughter, family, allsorts' albums and i have had 2 new mods made for me so they are in my 'mods made for me' album. Please stop by and show lots of love. Thank you kindly and have an awesome weekend. Love'n'hugz Lin xx

New Member
the tribe welcomes new member Ruth Honey Angel of the Global Bomber Family. With this the tribe enters a kinship with Global and will help with any needs that they request. this is a great family and a great step foward for the Mystic Warrior's Tribe Ruth 'Honey~Angel*Global Bomber Family...GreenTeam Leader*member Mystic Warrior Tribe*' Woolsey

Men Are Like
1. Men are like .......Laxatives .... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like .......Bananas ..... ...The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ........Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .......Blenders .... ....You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars ,,Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ......Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like .......Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ......Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .. Fun to

What Happens When Men Beleave What Thay Read
The husband had just finished reading a new book: "YOU CAN BE THE MAN Of YOUR HOUSE." He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The f*cking funeral director would be my guess."

Knowing It's Real.
Michelle, Writing you poetry is one thing that I like to do. It’s just one way to show that I love you. I put into words what I think, and how I feel. You read what I write knowing it’s for real. Sometimes it’s crude, simple poetry that I write. Sometimes my poems are really out of sight. No matter what form my poetry might take You always know that it is never fake. It comes from the heart, and it’s full of feeling. Sometimes I hope that it leave’s you reeling. I hope that I can put into words exactly how I feel. So when you read what I write you know that it’s for real. All my love, Michael

I Miss You
When I wake up screaming The shadows fresh in my mind When I feel I can't go on dreaming I miss you. You who made me strong who made everything so right when it was just so wrong who made me feel safe at night. When I walk the streets utterly alone The bruises so fresh on my skin and soul feeling comfort in the love you've shown I miss you. You who dried my tears who made it seem ok when I was swallowed by my fears who made me sure enough to face the day. When I run to a corner and hide the injustice of it makes me feel smothered when I feel failure and am too tired to try I miss you. You who for me fought who made my fears go away when i forgot the lessons you taught who made it vanish, even my shame I miss you. I miss you. I miss you

Spider Bite :(
So I got bit by a fuckin brown recluse spider on my lower leg. It's hot, it's swollen, it's red, it's blue, it's black, it's puss-filled and it hurts like a bitch. It feels like someone put a hot poker from the fireplace in my leg. I took my ass off to the ER, where they confirmed it as a BR bite. I got a shot in the ass of some antibiotic, a pill antibiotic and a Rx (perscription) for Vicodin, and 2 antibiotics. I finally got to pick up my "goodies" from the pharmacy. Stopped to get a frosty from Wendy's to take the horse pills (I hate all pills and choke on them ALL THE TIME). Now I'm waiting for the Vicodin to kick in... Just wanted to also say thanks to those of you that read my Mumm, and took it seriously since I was serious. Peace out!!

The Way I Feel.....
I can't explain the way I feel But I know my feelings are for real Thoughts of you always on my mind I'll do anything, give you all my time It makes me happy just being by your side All those feelings I just can't hide You'll always be in my heart Can't bear the pain when were apart Nobody is as special as you are to me Now I hope you are beginning to see Just how much I care for you And all my feelings will always be true I can't describe how much I care But when you need me, I will be there To wipe those tears when you are sad To make you happy when you are mad All these things I really can do Just remember I'm thinking of you You are on my mind 24-7 Being with you is like being in heaven At times we have our little fights (even though I am always right!) My feelings for you will stay the same How much I care will never change...

A Childs Love
A childs love is the only love we will get and have unconditionally.No matter what you say or do to them they'll always give you thier unconditional love.They thank of you and what you've done all the time.But no matter what if its bad or good they still give you thier unconditional love.They are there to give you thier love all the time.It's the most cherrishing things and moments together you have with them and get that unconditional love.They know whaen your not happy and try to cheer you right up and say mommy daddy its alright cause I still love you from the bottom of my heart.I give you my unconditional love.If they dont buy you anything for mothers day or fathers day or any other holiday they make it for you and say its sent to you with all the love they have for you.The unconditional love they give you is the only true love you'll get and be pleased with.The hugs the kisses and all thier love they give you unconditionally every day of thier lives.You play games with them,take t

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There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you." "Yes, but are you good in bed?" "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

Life
Its sunday, about 2:45 pm....and i just got home after going out friday night to cut loose with a few friends, a long tiring stressful week, and a few drinks, pool, and hockey seemed in order. We had a blast ( and i came to quickly see, not playing pool in many years had caught up to me, and lost miserably...but had fun and a smile doing so). The beer was cold, the leafs (my team) sucked as usual this year, and we all had some laughs. Not driving, and enjoying a few cold ones, i was at the mercy of my friend Dave who offered to give me a ride home in his new (well used, but new to him) Mazda RX-7. It was probably around 2am i guess when we left, the details are a bit foggy, all I wanted to do was get home and hear from my Cass. A few blocks from my house, going down Main St. A huge pick up truck ran a red and hit us on the driver's side, without warning, or hitting his breaks. Next thing i know, its mid day saturday, i'm in the hospital, and my head feels like 10,000 dwar

This Is Confusing
All right I am confused by this. A good friend of mine is probably the last perfect gentleman. Myself personaly am not even close to perfect. lol. So I am not sure how we became such close friends. Here is the part that confuses me. I have seen this friend of mine go out with a few girls, and they always break up with him and never give a good reason why. He has never raised a hand against anyone, He always pays, hell he pays when there is a double date even lol. The man has a full time job where he actually puts in about 60 hrs a week. He also has a business with 2 of his brothers, so its not like he's a deadbeat by any means. He holds open doors, pulls out chairs, and has impeccable manners. I have herad women say they want a guy like this on numerous occasions but when they have hime they staill arent satisfied? Also I wouldn't be surprised if he was planning on waiting for marriage to consumate a relationship. S tell me whats wrong with this picture?

For Kathy My Bestest Friend
You have done it Without a touch, without a word, Without a sign. You have done it By being yourself. Perhaps that is what Being a friend means After all." love you wench,youve been the bestest friend anyones ever had and i thank you from the heart for being my friend...

Changes Spiritually And Mentally
Today I was ending my social isolationism by going to church today. Its a small church in town and the service was quite nice. I had a big falling out with going to church. Not because I no longer belived in god but I was getting annoyed by self appointed people speaking for him. Leaders terrorist and people who shouldn't speak for anybody. Every religion for the last 2.00 years has a stain of blood on it. The God told me to do this guy. It has so turned me off over the years. Their was a period of my life I just didnt want to be around anybody. It wasn't because of the church in general but I was looking for something to solve my problems and that wasnt it. For the lack of the better term I haven't really reached out much. its nothing against anyone but I always feel I might be bugging someone all the time. I dont want to be pain in the ass either. As far as my friends here you all make me laugh when I need it the most. In the Mumm's I'm cracking up. This weekend

Girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 8. hand on knee? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have talk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 16.have sex with me? 17.Do you think I'm cute? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you go out with me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to

Show The Love!!!!!!!!!
The place to be where the love never ends. WE Play anything you wanna hear. We'll even Serve ya up your favorite drinks. Come to a drama free enviroment and relax. Meet some ppl become fans. Mainly Enjoy Yourself!!!!!! Your what counts the most to us..... much love!!! Jenny Yum and Our lovely family and friends

Omg
Some idiot was messaging me... and blocked me... he was messaging me on here and then blocked me... I shit you not, because he's some pathetic lil druggie... Dj Youngst...: okay i guess we cant really kick it if u aint cool wit it ->Dj Youngst...: I'm a criminal justice major. In two years I will be arresting people for things like that. Dj Youngst...: well ok my bad if it offends you that much wow ->Dj Youngst...: it's against the law, and i'm not going to debate whether it's a drug or not. Dj Youngst...: man didn make it god did Dj Youngst...: maryjane is not a drug it is a plant ->Dj Youngst...: oh. so, you use drugs. cute Dj Youngst...: check out my pics Dj Youngst...: weed ->Dj Youngst...: no idea wht ur talking about, but ok Dj Youngst...: well if udo then hit me up Dj Youngst...: gonja lol' ->Dj Youngst...: for some what? Dj Youngst...: know anyone looin for some treez? I hate pot heads who defend their drug use. Until it becomes legal, IT'S

Ugh! Annoying!
i keep getting oodles of spam garbage crappy email to my job. the most popular one is this one: Make your pen!s bigger! Um, last i checked i didn't have one! GRRRR!!!! Crappy email spammer people bastards.

Decided To Stay
Hi Guys Trixie here again...Well...my good friends on here have made it clear that I should not just delete off here because somebody is a hater. So I have decided to stay at least for now. To all of you who supported me and talked to me. IT is much appreciated. Take Good Care and Hope Something Awesome Happens For Each And Everyone Of You!

"mind Games" To Help You Attract Women
"Mind Games" To Help You Attract Women >If you'd like to see all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to attract, approach, meet, and date women... and you'd like to watch video clips of each of them... then go check this out: http://www.DatingTechniques.com/e/17842/Catalog/?cid=RZZZ3Z&lid=1 In this newsletter we're going to deal with possibly the BIGGEST problem guys run into with women. I'd like to talk a bit about how we program ourselves and become programmed when it comes to dealing with women... as well as how to overcome the negative programming that we often don't even recognize within ourselves. Let me ask you a few questions. Take a moment to think about the answers... maybe even write them down. 1) When it comes to women, do you have an overall "positive" outlook towards your success? Do you believe that there is "abundance" when it comes to women, and that you can go out at any time and get a date if you want t

Warning
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Anna Says, "buy My Bitch!"
SO! here's the deal. i'm auctioning off my best friend Melliebeans! She's hot, and amazonian, and smells delicious. would you like a date with my loverly assistant? IF SO...she's going for the highest bid! in return for your time, effort, and squandered money, you will get a fabulous consolation prize! (no, not Mel mailed to you) just...something tasty? guess you'll have to bid to find out! may the best man (or woman) WIN! Note: if you do bid, you have to make all wagers inside of this here billetin-dealy. Mogwai@ fubar ***HAPPY ENDINGS ARE NOT INCUDED*** (repost of original by 'PirateAss' on '2007-11-27 00:01:32')

Read
day by day i wait wait to see if its my day i now u are coming but dont now when even though i dont fear u i can help but worry what will happen for u are death here to take a life if it mine i do not now but when u come i am willing to go for there is nothing to fear for life was really never there

Thats Nice
so a friend asked me for a favor when i was doin it all i got was hurry up hurry up hurry up and when i finished i pretty much got a "took u long enough" no thank you no nothing in fact they didnt say ne thing else to me for the rest of the night so its kinda fucked up that i drempt an angry dream over and over again last night. and no i dont mean angry sex dream just reliving all the times people treated me like shit... goto love havin reality haunt you in your dreams

Wondering
ok i just need 2 rant and vent so here goes. what's up w/ppl thinking they gotta have their way all the time? i mean i try 2 make compromises and those rn't good enough. all my way or no way ppl suck. i mean come on ppl give a little.

Trapped
I feel so trapped Too nice to be mean You go on and on About nothing I don't care But I don't have the heart to tell you So full of secrets So many things I can't say So many things I feel My soul bleeds The pain will never cease I'll never tell you what I really feel

Ghost Of The Past
If a whisper was your name Could you hear me call? If it took total devastation could you break down the wall? Will you hear the whisper Of the far off wind and try to catch the moon? Or sit an watch the light pass by as the night gives way to the noon? Shall we hear our hearts beat faster As we make a final pact or will it only be the ghost of something in the past?

Nets
him(5:14:19 AM): Why are you not on MSN? him(5:14:20 AM): thats odd me(5:15:20 AM): because of cock and balls shit pissing scrote fucks that drip shit on everything because its liquidy and nasty, and seeps through a brown paper bag because it was the only thing you had to contain the sloppo fucking ass shit fucking bullshit, or cock rot him(5:15:54 AM): So your internet died and it signed out automatically? me(5:15:57 AM): yeah him (5:16:10 AM): gotcha

Joseph Arthur - In The Sun
I picture you in the sun wondering what went wrong And falling down on your knees asking for sympathy And being caught in between all you wish for and all you seen And trying to find anything you can feel that you can believe in May gods love be with you Always May gods love be with you I know I would apologize if I could see your eyes cause when you showed me myself I became someone else But I was caught in between all you wish for and all you need I picture you fast asleep A nightmare comes You cant keep awake May gods love be with you Always May gods love be with you cause if I find If I find my own way How much will I find If I find If I find my own way How much will I find You I dont know anymore What its for Im not even sure If there is anyone who is in the sun Will you help me to understand cause I been caught in between all I wish for and all I need Maybe youre not even sure what its for Any more than me May gods love be with you Alwa

Glitter Pics
Well I figured out how to do something new so of course I want to share and make things for friends! soo check out my glitter pic folder. If you would like one just let me know 1. your fave color or colors 2. what kind of font you may like or characters. I can see if i can find font for the character you want like say a heart or a star or even christmas. 3. what picture once you tell me that I can make you your pic :) And no you dont have to do anything for it :) I'm nice like that Here are some examples

When Did We Roll Over?
I don't know when it happened... Once upon a time I remember not being able to sleep because life's possibilities kept me awake at night thrilled about what was in store for me. I obsessed about the different ways I would make my mark in this world and how I would spend my millions afterwards. "We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." I'm pissed off. Through life and laziness, I have watched the dreams of my youth become unfulfilled memories. I have watched words like "potential" and phrases like "some day" vanish into once upon a time. I have rolled over time and time again and made compromise after compromise and ended up in the shit life I fucking promised myself I would never...ever end up in. Not only that but I have become fearful of losing that life.... Losing what exactly? Losing a job,

Rates
Gotta love this. I was cleaning out my friends list and some lady who never talks to me noticed and asked why. I was very nice just explained i was cleaning my friends list meant no offense She took the time to re rate every single picture i have a 1. good lord is this high school? I couldn't care less about the rate but i found it so funny. Of course she blocked me too.

Random Facts
According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight on the end of their penises to elongate them--sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up--while the Mambas of New Hebrides wrap theirs in yards and yards of cloth, making them look up to 17 inches long. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The most common fantasy is oral sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8% of us have regular anal sex. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Women buy 4 out of every 10

I Will Survive (remix)
SING IT GIRLS!!! Song: I will survive (remix) At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My s*x life's gonna thrive! I will always have good s*x, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

Lawyers & Charity
A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity. "First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by health care. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..." "I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money." The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"

Natural Highs!!
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry ). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 25 . Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 26. Your first kiss (

I Dont Deserve To Be Black
I am working on a new playlist.... all i can think of is the Beach Boys (old school) I need to find some thongs to go with it maybe i will make it funny and put the beach boys with gangsta rap .... yea i'd need help on that one too

Not All Adoption Stories Are Good Ones....
Not all adoptions stories are happy ones. I am soon to be 30 years old and I was adopted. My foster care life was not a pleasant one. My half sister, half brother and I were taken away from our mother early. I was 14 monthes old in the final foster home, that we arrived in. My brother was autistic and was adopted quickly by a family who adopted only mentally retarded children. He was lucky. He lived on a farm and is the only one of us to gradute high school. I am proud of him. My sister and I were kept together. That is good except that most people don't want two kids. We were a packaged deal. My sister was two or three when we landed in the final foster home. It was run by a woman named Edith Voight. Now there was an evil person! But I'll get to that. All wasn't horrible in the home. I did have a few good memories there...very few though. It was in Norfolk, Virginia. I had no idea what was going on. I thought it hard to deal with family members whom always l

Beginning Of The End
What's happened to you that has change you so you use to say you love me now you don't , where'd it go? Is this the beginning of an uncertain end I hope thats not so it'd drive me round the bend. Did I do something wrong to send you away from me or did you decide goodbye was the way it had to be? I don't have any answers to quench my burning soul I just know my lovefor you wasn't good enough to hold.

Poem
I spent two years in Vietnam. My job as platoon Sgt. was to lead LRRP. THey could last from 4 to 8 days or more depending on the orders. For my brothers out there, They will know what I speak of. For others it stands forLon Range Recon Patrole. After my first patrole and haveing lost a third of my men, I returned to my base and sat and wrote this poem. "Death is knocking at my door" It feels as though death is near, and my life, It does'nt seem so clear. I think of things I should have done, and wonder where our lives have gone! I dwell upon the past, That's true, about the things I've thought to do. I see my life as it should have been, and shake at what I see and grin. Could GOD have something in mind for me? Something I haven't been able to see. Now death is knocking at my door. I feel it burning at my core. My energy is flowing, I can feel it pour. It's flowing like water on the floor. I have little time to tell you more, Because death is now

The Worth
Live for my living, or else i shall die. That was my saying, till i saw your eyes. Then I saw into your soul and I felt your heartbeat. I knew I couldn't leave you for you would never let me. You held my steady gaze, stretched your hand out to mine, asking without question to share hearts for all time. So I gave you my love and accepted yours in return. Hoping that this would last and that I wouldn't get hurt. For love is worth a chance, and life worth living, music is worth dancing, and hearts worth giving.

Time Can Forget
Time passes slowly no matter how it seems for an eternity can speed pass or float as apon a stream. Life has it's own time line and chooses it's own pace, short and fast, long and slow, it chooses it's own race. Circles of legends, follows the eons of space, myths and fantasies fall to no pace. But of everything mentioned there is one entity here that will be to the end of forever the sadness and joy of loves tears. For it was here before time and will be here when time forgets to share all of our moments happiness and regret.

Hitman
Stars Timothy Olyphant (who I was quite sure I'd seen before - he has a substantial list of credits, but not in shows or movies I've seen - habits of speech, phrasing, manner of his were very similar to those of someone's, maybe Bull Shannon's (played by Richard Moll) on Night Court, or someone else's I recall?!?, in lighter moments in this film...) as Agent 47, an assassin trained from early childhood, and Dougray Scott as the only police agent (Interpol), apparently, who believes he exists. The assassin apparently fails to assassinate the president of a very well-known country, his superiors "throw him to the wolves"- but a little digging discovers that this apparently obvious story is not the whole or even really the truth of it. For all of that the film is a bit formulaic (not very, I thought), but interesting, still surprising, and nicely done :). Definitely R-rated though.

Title: Toby Keith - I Love This Bar Lyrics
We got winners, we got losers Chain smokers and boozers And we got yuppies, we got bikers We got thristy hitchhikers And the girls next door dress up like movie stars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar We got cowboys, we got truckers Broken-hearted fools and suckers And we got hustlers, we got fighters Early birds and all-nighters And the veterans talk about their battle scars Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar [Chorus:] I love this bar It's my kind of place Just walkin' through the front door Puts a big smile on my face It ain't too far, come as you are Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs Blue-collar boys and rednecks And we got lovers, lots of lookers And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar Yes I do I like my truck (I like my truck) I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend) I like to take her out to dinner I like a movie now and then

Break From The Lounges
For those of you wondering, why I am not in the lounges? Or how come I haven't been in the lounges lately? Well, here is the answer: I am taking a vacation! or in this case a break. I'm not shutting myself out for anything, I just needed some time to unwind away, and visit my other pages to catch up on family and friends. Like MySpace. Is that too much to ask? No. Hey, I'm just taking the time to heal. To the lounges that I subscribe to, such as the Fubar After Hours, and others, I have not forgotten about you. No, No, No. But sometime in the first week of December, or around December 5th, which is my B-Day, I'm making a comeback! But to which lounge you ask? be on a look out! I'm starting my 31st B-Day lounging up! And besides, I have been saving up Fu-Bucks. So, starting the first week of December, for the lounges, I'll be back!

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/1/07;
About me and my "shit was so much better in the fuckin' days" things; in RL I was telling a guy, "100 yrs ago, or so, when cars came out drivers used to look at people not in autos and say, 'look at those asswipes still on horses they will fuckin' NEVER be as cool as us!' At same time those on the back of horses and mules said, 'look at them idiots in new fangled cars! Oh they hit a fuckin' bump hahahahaha!'" And shit is still the same fuckin' way today!

It Is The Soldier
IT IS THE SOLDIER, Not the reporter, who has give us the freedom of the press. IT IS THE SOLDIER, Not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. IT IS THE SOLDIER, Not the campus organizer, who had given us freedom to demonstrate. IT IS THE SOLDIER, Not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial. IT IS THE SOLDIER, Who salutes the flag who serves under the flag and Whose coffin is draped by the flag Who Allows the protester to burn the flag

Hmm............
It's early! Im tired, I can't go back to sleep because I went to bed wayyyy to early! So here I am on fubar bored! Trying to think of a name that fits me! Yes I had curvy cutie ever since i joined this site buuuut I want something original something that totally fits me! If ya'll have any suggestions lemme know? I've got nothing.....

Christmas Carols 4 The Psychologically Challenged
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are 3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why 9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ... 10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House 11. Senile Dementia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Sl

For Fux Sake 2
The previous post was written a couple months ago. I have reposted it due to the fact that obviously I can't get through some thick skulls. Or there are those who have not been able to read it. Changes since the original post have been few. I still get comments, even more now than before because I have had to mark my personal images for friends of family only. Those who don't like it... I don't care! If you don't like the fact that you can't see anymore than what I have put out there, move the fuck on! Another thing that bothers the hell out of me... constant sex talk! Now, don't get me wrong, I love sex. Really, talking about it, making jokes, flirting, doing the act. It's all good however, if that's ALL you find interesting in life, again... move the fuck on! I never could understand living a life based solely on sex. It would bore me after a while. There are other things in life to enjoy. For me, it is a new found act of a life long interest, photography. I know I'm not th

Ladies Would You?
[ ] Push me into a wall and kiss me? [ ] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [ ] Slap Me? [ ] Slap me if i asked you to? [ ] Kiss Me? [ ] Let Me Kiss You? [ ] Watch A Movie With Me? [ ] Take Me Out To Dinner? [ ] Take A Shower With Me? [ ] Take Me Home For The Night? [ ] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [ ] Take Me Anywhere With You [ ] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [ ] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [ ]Let me lock you in your room and Take Advantage of you? [ ] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [ ] Make me breakfast? [ ] Tickle Me? [ ] Let Me Tickle You? [ ] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [ ] Instant Message Me? [ ] Greet Me In Public? [ ] Hang Out With Me? [ ] Hold my waist from behind while we are out? [ ] Bring Me Around Your Friends? [ ] Fall in love with me [ ] Like me [ ] Love me [[¢¾]] Do You... [ ] Miss Me? [ ] Think I'm Sexy? [ ] Think I'm Cute? [ ] Think I'm Hot? [ ] Think I'm Ok? [ ] Think I'm Ugly?

Poem
" Brothers We" My life, My health, in every way. Are changed by things from day to day. To gain a bond in all we do, You need GODs love inside of you! Our notions of what might be true, Depends alot on what we do! So do it right and do it well, For only time will really tell. Look at me! Am I not you? In all that I might say and do. So treat me like the lord intended. So GOD might say that I befriended my brother when our time had ended. The father of all, He tells the truth, Brothers are we, Both me and you. Just read his words everyday. He'll spread his love, He'll show the way!

Which Superhero Am I?
Results: Wonder Woman You are a beautiful princess with great strength of character. Wonder Woman=90% Green Lantern=85% Supergirl=70% The Flash=60% Hulk=60% Spider-Man=50% Iron Man=40% Robin=35% Superman=35% Catwoman=30% Batman=20% Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Rockin Loud N Proud
DJ Tec is rockin' the Iron Horse Saloon! Pole-Dancin', table dancin' and music requests played as quickly as possible! Good people and good atmosphere! Visit the Safest Biker Bar in the world! LOL (repost of original by '«» Tecelote - Sexi DJ's Owner «» Manager, Iron Horse Saloon «»' on '2007-12-02 19:28:16')

Please Help I Just Ran Out Of Comments
i done ran out of comments please i need your help to keep this going please help me out here spread the word to all your friends as well i beg of you to do this for me lmao i love you all who has help me this far thank you

Which Of The 13 Ghosts Are You?
Which ghost of the 13 are you?The Withered LoverYou are a mother who've lived on the same road in the same, pleasant town all of your life. you have a great family, a nice job and a welcoming community with friends just around the corner. Tragedy hardly strikes in your part of town...but when one of your kids got ahold of some matches, ..well...tragedy struck. You were burnt a couple of times while you were trying to run out of the house but you couldn't get out, and you burned to death. Everyone was struck with grief. You are The Withered Lover.Pain-Gore-Death Quizzes

Friends Of Ratt Harrasing Me
Hell-o All To all the family and friends of Rattpack9 LEAVE ME ALONE!!! If you persist in messaging me commenting on me and viewing me I WILL report Ratt for 3rd party harrasment which is a violation of the protection order, and I will block you as I have done him.Also the Lot of you need to learn how to spell, punctuate and learn grammer. Yall are an illiterate bunch of people. I am saving all messages you are sending and saving screen shots of the visits to my profile with time and date stamp. All of you and mike need to MOVE ON. I will NEVER get back with mike I never wish to speak to him again. All I want is My stuff which is listed out as follows (btw if anything from this list is missing when I come with police escort to retrieve it I will sue for it in court): Indian woman clock Red leather dayplanner Push Mower Pressure washer Dryer washing machine Metal shed shelves Books(75) D&D minis two cases of them Wolf Dagger Dresser Refridgerator White n Blue vase (my gran

All Past Relationships
Three Days Grace Gone Forever Lyrics Don't know what's going on Don't know what went wrong Feels like a hundred years I Still can't believe you're gone So I'll stay up all night With these bloodshot eyes While these walls surround me with the story of our life I feel so much better Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever Now things are coming clear And I don't need you here And in this world around me I'm glad you disappeared So I'll stay out all night Get drunk and f**k and fight Until the morning comes I'll Forget about our life I feel so much better [Gone Forever lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] Now that you're gone forever I tell myself that I don't miss you at all I'm not lying, denying that I feel so much better now That you're gone forever First time you screamed at me I should have made you leave I should have known it co

Straight From The Streets Freestyle
i remember hugging the block all night all day i remember them days when we lit up the haze blew it out in the air with no care in the world only two friends i had was my pistol and my girl now i get mad love becuase i got that nice flow get ya right like hydro flying in the sky to keep above the madness and if they say i'm dope again i'm tell em naw i'm just new coke straight off the boat if you smoke it or ssnort ya feel it in ya throat that fire from peru i'm a always claim piru but nowadays i got to stay cool got to keep the heat off me no time for drama got to get in the game right to get the game tight got to let em know got the time to run the boards but not the bill i rhyme for the love of the game not the fame or stunting if i wanted that i coulda stayed on the block with my glock by my side straight ready to ride on a man for cutting me short smoke him like a newport

Sorry
i just wanted to say im sorry to the one person who knows this is for them. i did not mean to upset you by asking what i have. i just thought if you ask someone out and then ask if they want you. then that means your a couple.and should be known that one is taken. you asked me to take myself from the dating market so i did....why you didnt is all i was asking. i really want you to talk to me.

Success Is Always Within You And Me.
The success you seek is a reality that already exists within you. Your actions are the way you express that reality and bring it to your outer world. Achievement is not a matter of becoming successful. It is a matter of fully demonstrating the success that is already within you. Success is not something that you must strive to obtain or acquire. Instead, it is a beautiful and unique gift that you are able to give to your world. Every success, every achievement comes from within. Nothing can separate you from the success you desire because it is already a part of you. When the success that is within you drives your actions, that success will surely and faithfully flow out from you. Live the success that is yours, and that success will surround you. Choose in each moment to fully and lovingly share the success that is within you. The expression of that success will add great value and beauty to your world. -- Ralph Marston

Just Maybe....
MAYBE: We are suppose to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for the gift. - Good one!!!! MAYBE: When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. MAYBE: It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. MAYBE: The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. MAYBE: The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures, and heartaches. MAYBE: You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be,because you have only one life and one chance t

About Life......
THIS IS A SHORT LITTLE BLOG...WITH MEANING. MAYBE LIFE REALLY DOES STINK.BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIMPLY ROLL OVER AND DIE! YOU DON'T GIVE UP!!THE WORSE THE ODDS ARE....THE MORE YOU TAKE THEM ON!!! THERE IS "ALWAYS" SOMETHING WORTH FIGHTING FOR! THINK ON THAT. "THE DRAGON"

Tips From The Redneck Book Of Etiquette
Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners 1. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 2. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 3. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U- Haul to the funeral home. DINING OUT 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. PERSONAL HYGIENE 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. DATING (Outside the Family) 1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on

I'm Sorry!
I'm really sorry! I think I've made someone mad. I truly do hold dear, anyone who has become my friend and talks to me on a regular basis. I apparently mad someone mad, because I wasn't online earlier. You do have to realize, I'm unemployed and I do have to get off of my ass and look for a job, so I can pay my bills. If you are a friend, if you can't reach me on here, send me a Yahoo IM, I've got it on my phone.

Help To Level...
I ran out of rates trying to do it myself... I've had a great deal of help from some very sweet, sexy, and loveable ladies, Purplesky, Okie_mom x 2 and Little Italian Nymph. Show them the love and respect they both deserve. I sincerely thank you for the help... Tom

Heck It's A Whole New Book For Cryin Out Loud!
Well it has been a year since i started my AA therapy, finishing the 12 steps in just 8 months. It has been 1 Hell of a year! From going through a nervous breakdown and almost committing suicide in front of my family to being totally and utterly grateful to be alive. If i wouldn't have been alive now, i wouldn't have met the most wonderful man that i am now dating. I had to kiss alot of frogs to finally get my prince! Let's see, i got a divorce in Feb., been through more relationships than i care to acknowledge, been used and abused through many, have been up and down in depression (which is a constant battle), finished up my 12 step program to have mental stability, been in financial upheaval, have had my life threatened a couple of times, babysat an alcoholic and tried to save their life and yet endangered my family by doing so, and all this within a year. Now my life is on the upside, and i have never been more happy than i am now! Things can only get better from here on out, right?

Shush Don't Let Him Know
He smiles at her after a relaxing dinner then guides her up the stairs looking over the balcony staring at the fireplace , her mind is racing in thoughts . Looking over the rail he slides up behind her feeling his breath on her neck , his hands at her waist he whispers " Tonight is my turn " . Smiling she feels the blindfold soft against her face then her arms being raised up above her head he binds them with rope . The dominant side of her inside is screaming . It is one thing to have another trust you but can she relax to trust him ? Standing there feeling him remove her clothes cool chills run across her body with his soft touch against her skin . Then he scoops her up in his arms and carries her to a spot on the floor laying her gently . Laying there feeling him breathing on her body she knows he is over her then feeling his warm moist tongue against her nipples she arches her back showing content . Wanting to touch him knowing she can't this is new territory for her and she begins

Wyclef Jean Sweetest Girl(dollar Bill)
[Intro:] [Niia] ahhh ahhhh ahhh ahhh [Wyclef Jean (Lil Wayne)] Some live for the bill Some kill for the bill She wined for the bill Grind for the bill (and she used to be the sweetest girl) Some steal for the bill, if they got to pay they bill (and she used to be the sweetest girl) Tonight Wyclef, Akon, Weezy on the bill [Verse 1: (Wyclef Jean)] High school she was that girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym (Just to get a peek again, she's a 10) High school she was That girl that make me do the hula hoop around the gym (Just to get a peek again, she's a 10) Never thought she would come and work for the president Mr. George Washington (where my money at?) She thought he'd call (where my money at?) She had a good day, bad day, sunny day, rainy day All she wanna know is (where my money at?) Closed legs don't get fed, go out there and make my bread All you wanna know is (where my money at?) She ended up in a road car, bruised up, scarred hard All y

Sweetlou Aka Lucifer
sweetlou aka 'lucifer'@ fubar THIS DEAR DEAR MAN IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME. HE IS A REAL FRIEND IN MY FAMILY'S LIFE HERE IN FU AS WELL AS HERE AT HOME. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CHECK HIM OUT PLEASE....

"work That"
Work your thing out Work your thing out Work your thing out Work your thing out Theres so many-a girls I hear you been running From the beautiful queen That you could be becoming You can look at my palm And see the storm coming Read the book of my life And see I've overcome it Just because the length of your hair ain't long And they often criticize you for your skin tone Wanna hold your head high Cause you're a pretty woman Get your runway stride home And keep going Girl live ya life I just wanna be myself Don't sweat girl be yourself Follow me Follow me Follow me Girl be yourself That's why I be myself And I'm gonna love it Let em get mad They gonna hate anyway Don't you get that? Doesn't matter if you're going on with their plan They'll never be happy Cause they're not happy with themselves Na na work what you got I'm talking bout things that I know Na na work what you got It's okay show yourself some love Na na work what you got Don't wo

Why????
so why is it a hard task to find some one that i can have a good time with and make happy .... a girl friend would be a better word for it .... is it how i hold my self ...is the way i look ... self dought is killing me .... but they all way say you will fine what your looking for when you stop looking .....but does that play with the rules that im just going out of my mind with out some one to hold and kiss and spend the time i have with them ..... but thing all way end up gray and white .... where i want coler ... reds and yellows .... i think im a good guy but that is what i see in my looking glass .... so can any one tell me if it just my looks of would someone out there like a date with a real nice guy that has a job and a car and show her a good time ....no matter where and when ... so some let me know

My Heroes
HEY, THANK YOU FOR SO MANY RESPONSES ABOUT THE BLOGS THAT I HAVE POSTED FOR MY TROOPS. I HAVE ADDED PICS OF THE MEN WHO HAS INSPIRED ME TO SHARE ALL OF THESE WITH YOU. I DON'T MIND IF YOU REPOST ANY OF THESE BLOGS BUT PLEASE AND BE KIND AND LET ME KNOW THAT YOU ARE DOING IT. ALSO AND BE KIND TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM. THANK YOU. NOW MANY OF YOU ARE PROBABLY SCRATCHING YOUR HEAD AND THINKING WHY IS SHE DOING ALL OF THIS? I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING IN LOVE WITH THE UNIFORM. I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS WHO WANTS TO BE WITH A SOLDIER (MARINES,NAVY,AIR FORCE, AND ARMY) SO SHE CAN TAKE EVEYTHING AWAY FROM US THAT WE WORKED HARD FOR. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS...NO I AM NOT OUT TO BE WITH A SOLDIER TO GET HIS BENEFITS, HIS MONEY OR HIS LIFE INSURANCE MONEY IF SOMETHING WAS TO HAPPEN TO HIM. NO I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THE UNIFORM EITHER. THE REAL REASON I DO IT IS BECAUSE YALL ARE DOING SOMETHING THAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE MANY YEARS AGO WHEN I WA

I Gotta Watch That.
Yet again I was on the floor putting files back wondering why everyone was staring at me and going around me in exagerrated motions. Was in a split filing. Again. Listeing to Atreyu so I was slightly headbanging at the same time. Woooooooooooooo. I gotta remember when at work; act normal.

This Riddle May Stump You! Hehehe
Keep scrolling for the answer! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....................I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC!!! lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

When Death Comes Knockin' (don't Answer The Door)
Here's a song I wrote, a while ago, have at it; This is one them songs I can see being done many different ways, except for the religious the theme is universal; I'd probably do it as an acoustic shuffle! A Pop singer, they sometimes sing about death too, would make the melody bounce! A Rock & Roll band would add electric's and maybe an organ or saxophone! A Country band would put it to a boogie beat! A Heavy Metal group would add a guitar solo, at 12 on a 1-10 dial, and curses! A punk band, old skool, would speed it up shout the words and out motherfuck the fuckin' HMers! These ain't criticisms I enjoy, something's, from all those genres they are the way I've found them! And I know all about generalizing! This the way I wrote the song last night, added a verse today, but my shit ain't written in stone! Willys cynical thought for the fuckin' day; What is a "genre?" Sounds, to me, like a French word for breasts! I.e., man did you see the fuckin' genres on that chick! WHEN DEATH

Demolition Of A Dream (no More)
I don't know about you, but life throws me curve balls all the time. My life is very fast paced and so i learned a long time ago to take it as it comes, because it really seems that it is all out of my hands these days. Infact, thinking back, I wonder if my fate, was ever really my decision. There always seems to be so much going on in my life... I am pulled in every direction each and every day and often overwhelm myself emotionally and physically.. I wanna save the world and help out where ever I can, but at the same time, somehow my own aspirations suffer a bit. I try to be this great person, but inside I know I am desperatly longing to be needy and selfish and balm my own heart. How is it when you want something so badly for yourself that it can never happen quick enough? You scrape and fight and try not to lose sight of the dream you are racing towards in the midst of battle. Patience is necessary but often times becomes easily delpeted from your emotional reserves....onward

Three Wise Women! (email)
You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don't you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and brought disposable diapers as gifts!

How Do I Say Goodbye?
~*~I LOVE U WARREN HARRIS B.K.A. HARRY~U WILL FOREVER BE IN MY THOUGHTS, MY HEART, AND SOUL~U WILL ALWAYS BE MISSED BY ALL OF US~THERE WILL NOT BE A DAY THAT GOES BY THAT I DON'T THINK OF U~REST IN PEACE "HARRY"~*~ You were an Angel! An Amazing man who didnt deserve this. Why does god do things like this to such good people? Why is he punishing us your friends and family. Harry I will always remember those clubbin nights! All the nights at Tim Hortins at 4am... the nights at the pub and riverside. You were a man who didnt get a chance to live. Ill always remember all time Good & the Bad. we had so much more to do. I'll see you when I get to heaven baby boy!!! I love you ÅmÅnÐÅlïcïØü§ ~Å-TØwn§ ƒïnë§T ïm Thë TØp nØTch glÅmØür chïck!~ r/l wïƒëŸ TØ mr. mÅrTïn~@ fubar

What It's About...
Writers learn real quick to deal with overwhelming, subjective rejection. And one of the hardest things to learn is to maintain a sense of self worth and confidence in a story even as it racks up the rejects. Just because it has some nos, heck, just because it has a lot of nos doesn't mean a piece is crap. It could just mean that you are not targeting you submission well, or just getting out done. But since you don't know, because you don't see the rest of the slush pile, it's real easy to get discouraged and want to give up, even if you believe in the story and the writing in the piece. Authors also learn that one acceptance can counter act a whole lot of rejections. Speaking of which, my story Scarecrow has been accepted by Pseudopod to be part of their horror fiction podcast. I'm very excited about this because I really like the concept of fiction podcasts and I've been trying to get into Pseudopod for over a year now. This is actually a "reprint" (sort of, Scarecrow has appe

Hello All
Hope you are having a good Saturday! Snowed here a little last night. Just a dusting, but Ginger is thrilled. That's my snowdoggie! She has already been trying to eat all the snow. Of course Bear has been helping. I need to get some coffee now. Have a great weekend!

A Guy Goes To Walmart
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in the crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following: In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in The mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register. In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts

Poem #7
Tree I think that I shall never see, A poem as lovely as a tree. A tree who's hungry mouth is pressed, Against the earth's sweet flowing breast. A tree that looks at the Godess all day' And lifts her leafy arms to pray. A tree that may in summer wear, A nest of robins in her hair. Upon whose bosom, snow has lain, Who intamitely lives with the rain. Poems are made by fools like me, But only the Goddess can make a tree. By: Addon

This Is Heaven
This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last 10 years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they oohed and aahed, the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied. "This is Heaven." Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course in the backyard. They would have golfing privileges every day, and each week the course would change to a new one, representing the great golf courses on Earth. The old man asked, "What are the greens fees?" Peter's reply, "This is Heaven -- you play for free." Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is He

Dear Santa
Dear Santa, Snowflakes softly falling Upon your window play, Your blankets snug around you, into sleep you drift away. I bend to gently kiss you, when I see that on the floor There's a letter, neatly written I wonder who it's for. I quietly unfold it making sure you're still asleep, It's a Christmas list for Santa-- one my heart will always keep. It started just as always with the toys seen on TV, A new watch for your father and a winter coat for me. But as my eyes read on I could see that deep inside There were many things you wished for that your loving heart would hide. You asked if your friend Molly could have another dad; It seems her father hits her and it makes you very sad. Then you asked dear Santa if the neighbors down the street Could find a job, that he might have some food, and clothes, and heat. You saw a family on the news whose house had blown away; "Dear Santa, send them just one thing: a place where

All I Want For X-mas Is Some Kisses !
A secret admirer has sent you a bough of mistletoe, which enters you in a contest to determine the most kissable male and female on Fubar.For more information, please see my blog. http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861 Stop by her blog and send me some luv !! ;)

Shhh...not Feeling Well
WELL I HAD WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY 13 MONTHS ALMOST 14 MONTHS AGO AND I HAVE LOST 215LBS...I AM HAPPY BUT I AM SICK. ONE DAY I CAN EAT ,THE NEXT I CANT. I HAVENT FELT GOOD, AND DONT HAVE THE MEDICAL INSURANCE TO GO TO THE DR. SO I SIT HERE SHUT MY MOUTH AND GET GRUMPY.

I'm A Fubar Addict!
When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how

Elements -
To take from the Earth.. is to nourish thy self and others. To feel the Wind.. is to be free and enjoy all life. To light a Flame.. is to find your way in the dark. To dance in the Rain.. is to bathe in the tears she can no longer hold back. To know the Spirit.. is to take in all Elements and live life in harmony. Do you know the Spirit?

Hit N Run
I went out for a nice ride yesterday (Sunday) with a few friends. We made a stop at a little resturant in Cardiff By The Sea. My bike was parked along the curb as I was sitting in the outdoor patio drinking a soda. When what o I hear but the distinct sound of a bike hitting the ground. Some piece of shit ran over my bike and just took off. Thankfully a guy got the plate number for the truck that hit my bike. But what kind of spineless piece of shit runs over a mans Harely and doesn't have the balls to face up to it? Anyways again I just needed to vent!

So Sad
I have lost the ability to get on fubar from work during the day so you will see me around a lot less and mostly only at night. Most have my Yahoo email address so please feel free to contact me there. If you don't, it's the same as my name here. Laters. And please comment the crap out of TewDope in the cutest couple contest since I have really fallen down on the job. Thanks!

And Yet She Sees
In these few days of perilous woe I've seen things I have not told The beautiful face of a girl so lost Who longs to free herself at any cost The eyes of a man who longs to be The one to love her and set her free The hearts of the Innocents lain so bare Swiftly wrought without regard or care I've seen the mind of a man so genteel Whose only hope has yet to be revealed He hides his love under lock and key Afraid to give for fear he will not receive The girl she runs aimlessly Opening doors and crying in pleas Her beautiful cheeks stained with tears From all the pain she's hidden for years I can see what ails her mind Sometimes I wish that I were blind The man with gentle eyes steps forth Battling constantly with his self-worth He struggles with hating the one he loves His intent in reality, pure as a dove The man with a soul so precious and kind Stands and walks the test of time He longs to run and never look back

Beautiful Explanation Of Death
Beautiful Explanation of Death ~DEATH~ WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT.. A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to Leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side." Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know." "You don't know? You, a Christian man, Do not know what is on the other side?" The doctor was holding the handle of the door; On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness. Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog? He's never been in this room before. He didn't know what was inside. He knew nothing except that his master was here, And when the door opened, he sprang in without fear. I know little of what is on th

You Need To Let Go
You need to let go Let go of the past and all that it holds You need to let go Let go of the vengeance so the future can unfold You need to let go Let go of the first one and all that it held You need to let go Let go of your wrath and putting through hell You need to let go Let go of the thought of repeating once more You need to let go Let go of the second one and just shut the door You need to let go Let go of the lies, the excuses and blame You need to let go Let go of the need to do damage, cause sorrow and pain You need to let go Let go of the desire to be all that you're not You need to let go Let go of all those ideas that have you stuck in that spot You need to let go Let go of the ego inside that writhes and squirms You need to let go Let go of everything that prevents you from coming to terms You need to let go Let go of that thing that ails you the most You need to let go Let go now, let go...

Things So Deep...
I see into the soul of the one who's windows reveal certain truths and destinies I breathe in the mist of the sea of harmony that dwells within that soul which calls so sweetly to me Such beauty doth one heart seek in such rich and precious melodies So sings my soul of things so deep, precious secrets that mine heart must keep

Confusion.
Life, what is the meaning of it? Life you are born to do what..Die? I don't like to think this way I believe life was meant to be so you can enjoy what the world is about I don't see the point of arguing,fussing,fighting,violence, and so much more just doesn't make sense. Some people are naturally born evil in my opinion all in the mind. Evil is ones own way of life do not bring other people into that life of yours if they want nothing to do with you. Religion, how can you prove that yours is right over mine? You may argue yours makes more sense but that's not always the case. Everyone has there own belief sure you can suggest what you believe but forcing ones religion onto another is just wrong... It has been done many times in the past it makes no sense but who am I to judge? Agnostic is my own personal belief...God can be neither proven or denied. No one has 100% proof that there religion is right over another. Can you prove there is a being out there? how do you know Evolution i

Leaving For A Bit...
i am not going to be online very often anymore....i am moving and until i get internet hook up i will be taking a long break....i hope all of my favorite people on fubar(all of my friends fans and family) have an awesome christmas if not hearing from me until the new year is over! I love you all and i am hoping you have a fun safe and happy holiday! love jeny A.K.A consider yourself spanked! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Hark The Neo-pagans Sing
Tune: "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" Hark the neo-Pagans sing, Glory to the Holly King! Peace on Earth and mercy mild, God and Goddess reconciled, Hear us now as we proclaim, We have risen from the flames, Our ancient Craft now we reclaim, In the God and Goddess' names Hark the neo-Pagans sing, Glory to the Holly King! Herne by highest love adored, Herne the ever-reborn Lord, At all times behold Him come, Offspring of the Holy One, Veiled in flesh, the Godhead see, Hail Incarnate Deity! Our ancient Craft now we reclaim, in the God and Goddess' names Hark the neo-Pagans sing, Glory to the Holly King!

Have Yourself A Merry Little Yuletide
Tune: "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane Have yourself a merry little Yuletide Let your heart be light From now on our troubles will be out of sight Have yourself a merry little Yuletide Make the Sabbat gay From now on our troubles will be miles away. Chorus: Here we are as in olden days Happy golden days of yore Faithful friends who are dear to us Gather near to us once more. Through the years we all will be together If the Fates allow Hang a shining star upon the highest bough And have yourself a merry little Yuletide now.

Its My Birthday
hey everyone today is my day ...i didnt think it was going to be a good one but its starting out to be pretty good.everyone is always saying erica this is not a good time for a birthday but i think it is..i dont ask for much to be with my friends and family and enjoy the day with me.so come on celebrate with me and thank you all for being my friends erica

Kill Me Twice
kill me twice and love me swallow me through your hands lets loose ourselves in promises forgettable the storm is coming and i'm hungry i've made peace with this affair kindly cold and uncompromising we could make our escape on the next flock don't make me wait don't make me wait i could loose you forever if we don't go now we shatter on the moon in the end we live, free and wild kiss me, cool and slow we can be friends and pretend wake up and we die so kill me twice and love me once more

Happy Birthday Dave Love You Sexy
I got my name in lights with notcelebrity.co.uk Zingerbug on imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World ÇŗäžŷŚāńţâ alias Mr WW - United Kingdom Levellers - Brit Bomber 6 - L@ fubar

A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard. . . Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked him one . . . Like his mother used to do

Florida Beach Vacation Rental
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Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ours

Harassing Phone Calls
I work at a dead end job I know I do. I try to make a honest living and pay my bills. I don't expect to win a Grammy, Nobel Prize, A Golden Globe or anything like that. So why the hell am I getting harassing phone calls while I am at work ?? I feel I don't need the added stress of, am I going to get a phone call today, added to the stress of my job. I know I am not the most attractive female around also, I get used, played, cheated a lot. One more thing I feel I don't need. Can someone please tell me what I have done to deserve any of this ??

Rob Brezsny's Freewill Astrology For The Week Of December 12
FREE WILL ASTROLOGY Week beginning December 13 Copyright 2007 by Rob Brezsny http://FreeWillAstrology.com Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics* SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A group of us decided to throw a party. The Sagittarian among us, Rosa, insisted on being in charge of supplying the desserts. She feared that if anyone else handled this task, there wouldn't be enough, and they wouldn't be sweet enough or rich enough or decadent enough. To make sure the delectable treats were available in rapturous abundance, she felt she could only trust herself. In this spirit, I appoint you to be the sweet, rich, decadent dessert-provider for the entire world in the coming weeks. I'm using "desserts" in both the literal and metaphorical senses. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Among modern Baghdad's most prominent architectural features are its blast walls. These omnipresent concrete barriers shield buildings from truck bombs and random gunfire. They we

Happy Birthday Danette-
I got my name in lights with notcelebrity.co.uk imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World glitter-graphics.com PLZ SHOW HER SOME BIRTHDAY LOVE-heavyduty56@ fubar

Christmas Tree Search
There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

My Chakra - Interesting
You are radiating positive energy from your: 6TH CHAKRA This chakra is located in the center of your forehead and is often called the third eye. The sixth chakra represents one's ability to see and really know truth. In your case, this chakra appears to be clear and unblocked so that positive energy can flow from it freely. Radiating positive energy from your sixth chakra indicates that you've cultivated higher wisdom concerning the important life lessons associated with this energy center. You're apt to be accepting of the people and events in your life, rather than pass judgment on them. You're also likely to have developed a higher level of intuition than most people have. People like you who possess strong sixth chakra energy seem to be able to look past superficialities to see life's core realities. Not only that, but when a situation is murky, you're usually one to actively seek out the truth. At times, this positive flow of energy from your sixth chakra can even height

U No Ur From Mass
u no ur from mass lol You Know You're From Massachusetts When The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries. You almost feel disappointed when someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Barre and Cotuit. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday in order to get beer. You know that there are two Bulger brothers, and that they're both crooks. You know what they sell at a packie. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call. You can actually find your way around Boston. Evacuation Day is a recognized holiday. You know what First Night is. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Whitey, Red, Bud or Seamus. You think t

I Have A Friend
I HAVE A FRIEND I have a friend who is perfect just like me She listens to all my shit No matter how dumb it may be She full of herself just like most women maybe And that will never change for again she is perfect just like me And that will never change you see She was shy on the phone But she would still text And we would text for hours About nothing at all We would text about love and life And discuss what cougars and kitten may want to be She knew just how I felt And how happy I could be to follow in her foot steps and be a cougar you see. She listens to me patiently But never judges what I do or say Just tells me I full shit and move on my way She helped with all my problems And never went away I never once felt judged by her How much that meant to me That I could tell her all my dreams And she would listen to me My friend never goes and tells What is dear to me She keeps it all bottled up inside And doesn't spread it like a bee I am thankful

Happy Hour!!
I've purchased a happy hour tonight at 11 pm central time everyone be sure to fan add rate crush all you can!!!!! thank you. I showed my love to all of you by cutting costs by half and doubling your rating points, be sure to show me the love back!!

They Lied ...
They said there was going to be 8 inches of snow ... it was more like 11. Then they said another 11 inches this weekend ... its been revised to 1 to 2 feet. They are probably wrong about that too! I think I really might be living in Antartica.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!
me and the shipping supervisor just made everyone laugh. i was walking past him to go into the next office to get some paperwork when he holds out his hand to me. i took and we ballroom danced for like 1 minute before we broke into a salsa dance for another minute and then walked away from each other like nothing happened. I love this place sometimes. It's so... random! LOL!

For All New Friends
JUST SO YOU KNOW, IM NOT IGNORING YOU..IF I HAVENT RATED YOU YET ITS BECAUSE IM ON THE LIBRARY COMPUTERS AND LET ME TELL YOU THEY HATE FUBAR HERE..SOMETHINGS WONT LOAD, AND MANY OF YOUR PAGES WONT EITHER.. SO WHEN I GET MY SHIT SET BACK UP AGAIN ON MY OWN, I WILL LET YA'LL KNOW, AND HIT ME BACK SO I REMEMBER WHO I NEED TO COME RAPE..UMMM I MEAN RATE.LOL AND THANKS FOR THE LOVE..MUUUAHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSS

Learn From The Past
A few weeks ago while cleaning out more stuff on my computer I came across something that, while you think after being split for a few months wouldn't upset me, made me sit and damn near cry. It wasn't anything bad since it was just a picture but its what the picture contained that fucked with my mind some. See it was the ONLY picture of me and Taryn together. That means during 6 years of a relationship we had one pic taken of the two of us. And its more so that we just happened to be sitting on the same couch at the time the picture was taken. I mean we aren't posing or anything, hell I'm playing fucking ps2, big shock there I know. Through everything that went wrong, all the sins and faults of everyone involved I think it all can now be just whittled down to that. One picture in 6 years. If I wasn't even wanting to sit in a damn photo place for 10 minutes to get my damn picture taken with her how in the hell was I supposed to make a marriage work? So I have learned my

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/15/07;
About the whole youth thing, was talkin' to someone about this; as a kid (2 - 21) you want to be older or have people think you are (fake ID, etc.)! When you hit the big 3- oh, and fuckin' age starts to show you wish you were young again! But do you fuckin' really want to be 16 and wanna be 21? BTW these numbers only for illustration they ain't written in stone!

Will U Be There
I'LL BE THERE WHEN NO ONE IS THERE FOR YOU AND YOU THINK NO ONE CARES. WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD WALKS OUT ON YOU AND YOU THINK YOU ARE ALONE. I'LL BE THERE WHEN THE ONE YOU CARE ABOUT THE MOST. COULD CARELESS ABOUT YOU. WHEN THE ONE YOU GAVE YOUR HEART TO THROWS IT IN YOUR FACE. I'LL BE THERE WHEN THE PERSON YOU TRUSTED BETRAYS YOU WHEN THE PERSON YOU SHARED ALL YOUR MEMORIES WITH CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR B-DAY I'LL BE THERE WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A FRIEND TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE. WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS SOMEONE TO CATCH YOUR TEARS I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOUR HEART HURTS SO BAD YOU CAN'T EVEN BREATHE WHEN YOU JUST WAN'T TO CURL UP AND DIE I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU START TO CRY AFTER HEARING THAT SAD SONG WHEN THE TEARS JUST WON'T STOP FALLING DOWN I'LL BE THERE SO YOU SEE I'LL BE THERE UNTIL THE END THIS IS A PROMISE I CAN MAKE IF YOU EVER NEED ME JUST GIVE ME A CALL OR COME ON OVER CAUSE I'L

Bombers Of Fubar
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A Third Page
Deep within the shadows of a long corridor and within the darkness, she stands forever more, watching me with baited breath, her eyes a deep blue and she rises from her cushioned chair and stands before my gaze. Wanting me to summon her up from her kneel and to sit upon my knee. God that instant upon her doing so, as though I commanded her but with not a word did I spent my hand, my fingers suddenly began to glide across her thigh, baring flesh for all to see. My caressing touch stroked her sex, and parted her softened pink lips wide lifting her to straddle me as I pulled her skirt aside filling her softly with my gentle touch as I entered her so deep. Her womanhood gripping my fingers as our senses started to leap higher with each breath we took. Our love, it flows so free and I grasp her collar with my hand, my hand that empowers her. I cannot help myself from sinking to my knees like an animal to be ravaged, and I kneel behind her amorously firm sweet ass. My lust for her so