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Bad Girl
I lick my lips in fear and apprehension, knowing I'm in trouble. Not only did I disobey a command, but I also came without permission. This was unacceptable to you. Worse yet, I know you are disappointed in me. I sigh softly and lower my head, ashamed of disappointing you. Suddenly, you clamp a pair of nipple clamps on my nipples at the same time, and tighten them painfully causing me to cry out. Mercifully, you loosen them enough to make them barely tolerable. "You were a bad girl angel; now I have to punish you. I don't enjoy it, but how else will you learn? You do want to be my good girl, don't you angel?" You ask softly and I quickly nod, wanting that more than anything. "Good. Now bend over, try to relax, and just trust me." I do as you say and bend over, trying to relax for you. Closing my eyes, I breathe deeply and my body settles. You gently start kneading my ass, applying a gently pressure against my anus and I moan softly, thinking you mean to give me an enema. You chuc

Beginnings
Beginnings The ribbon of darkness enters my valley. It curls around every tree, It covers the meadow. Sounds of the night begins. The moon rises above the valley. Putting a soft glow on everything it's beam touches. The beauty takes my breath. Predators awaken to their nightly prowl, The hungry feed. The quick, clever and strong survive. The beauty of the night is intoxicating. The darkness lures me into it's ribbon. As I breathe in the smell of the damp earth, My eyes close. As I listen to the beautiful sounds, I am given the assurance that life goes on. ~~Darkness~~

Riding The Dragon
Riding The Dragon This ritual is for riding a Chaos Dragon. The main reason for riding a dragon is so that the magician can remove barriers and obstacles, inanimate or animate that impedes forward progress. However, know that a Chaos Dragon will go straight to the heart of the problem and break down the barriers, whether you really wanted them gone or not. What you think is the best solution might not be, so be prepared for all consequences. You should be able to release all negative feelings about the situation when the ride is over though. Perform this ritual during the evening or the waning Moon, with the New Moon being the strongest. Supplies: Pentacle Disk, dragon Pentacle, water chalice with some fresh water in it, dish of salt, wine chalice, black or dark purple altar candles, sword, wand, incense burner, binding incense and/or dragon's blood (basil or patchouli work well), gong or bell, staff. Cast the Dragon Circle, using counter-clockwise motions,

Lie To Me
Our candle burns away The ashes full of lies I gave my soul to you You cut me from behind Nowhere to run and nowhere to hide You're scared of the truth, I'm tired of the lies Cuz who I am, is where you wanna be Don't act like an angel You fallen again You're no super hero I found in the end So lie to me once again And tell me everything will be alright Lie to me once again And ask yourself before we say goodbye Well goodbye Was it worth it in the end... You said you were there for me You wouldn't let me fall All the times I shared with you Were you even there at all? Nowhere to run and no where to hide You're scared of the truth, I'm tired of the lies Cuz who I am, is where you wanna be Don't act like an angel You fallen again You're no super hero I found in the end So lie to me once again And tell me everything will be alright Lie to me once again And ask yourself before we say goodbye Well goodbye Was it worth it in the end Why'd you

That Uncertain Moment (lucy At The Gates Of Dawn)
That Uncertain Moment (Lucy at the Gates of Dawn) That uncertain moment long ago when transitory things never passed, the eyes of God swept shut for a spell and a simple ape recognized herself in the cool waters of an African dawn. Perspective and Time were suddenly changed, altering forever that static dream. Oh, but imagine all that was kenned in _______________that uncertain moment – She sat enchanted that far-gone morn with the fruit of the lotus in her hands, and when the flesh of God had been consumed, one side did indeed make her larger; large enough indeed to let her transcend _______________that uncertain moment.

Bleeding Love Lyrics
I just love the lyrics to this song...read them..they will grab you. Closed off from love I didn't need the pain Once or twice was enough And it was all in vein Time starts to pass before you know it you're frozen But something happened for the very first time with you My heart melted to the ground Found something true And everyone's looking round Thinking I'm going crazy chorus But I don't care what they say I'm in love with you They try to pull me away But they don't know the truth My hearts crippled by the vein That I keep on closing You cut me open and I keep bleeding keep keep bleeding love I keep bleeding I keep bleeding love keep bleeding keep keep bleeding love You cut me open Trying hard not to hear But they talk so loud Their piercing sounds fill my ears try to fill me with doubt Yet I know that their goal is to keep me from falling But nothing's greater than the risk That comes with your embrace And in this world of loneliness I

The Song I Am
wht song fits youcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as Its my life by Bon jovieyou are pushed around alot and your tired of it after all it is your life lyrics: This ain't a song for the broken-hearted No silent prayer for the faith-departed I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd You're gonna hear my voice When I shout it out loud Chorus: It's my life It's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my way I just wanna live while I'm alive It's my life This is for the ones who stood their ground For Tommy and Gina who never backed down Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake Luck ain't even lucky Got to make your own breaks Chorus: It's my life And it's now or never I ain't gonna live forever I just want to live while I'm alive (It's my life) My heart is like an open highway Like Frankie said I did it my

U Ever Meet Someone...
That you just "hit it off" with? Y'know, they're cool from the get go, no akward moments, no forced conversation? I worked with a guy that actually was replacing me when I left my job to have my second child. He was young and quiet and I didn't think much of him other than the fact that I thought he would be a good replacement for me while I was gone...then I went back to work... He was still there and infact had surpassed me in promotions and was now a step above me...smart guy! I remember the first week I got back to work...they had to do this "introduction" phase with me, basically to make sure I remembered what I was doing and he was the one who was to monotor my "training". He was nervous. He knew I knew what I was doing by then and so we managed to enjoy the opportunity to work side by side by "goofing off" at work! It didn't take more than a moment for us to realize we'd be fast friends...he loved the same music as me, he enjoyed the same humor as me and in a

Git-r-done Plz Show This Family Respect
OK GIT-R-DONE FAMILY MEMBERS WE GOIN TO HELP THE CONFEDERATE HOME PAGE TO LEVEL UP! WE NEED TO SHOW THE UTMOST RESPECT TO THEM FOR HELPIN US TRY TO WIN THE VIGEROUS CONTEST WE JUST COMPLETED! THIS IS JUST ONE WAY TO SHOW HOW MUCH WE APPRECIATED THEIR HELP! THEY NEED 407,613 POINTS TO LEVEL THERE NOT ASKING...I AM...FROZEN MYSTICAL DREAMZZZZ YOUR FAMILY MEMBER! SO LETS GO GIT THEM DONE! CLICK THEIR HOME LINK & START LEVELING! ~CONFEDERATE BOMBER FAMILY OF FUBAR ™©~@ fubar

Re: Elitist Blueprint For World Government Revealed
RE: Elitist Blueprint For World Government Revealed ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 01 May 2008, 14:06 Elitist Blueprint For World Government Revealed A new book written by a leading globalist luminary provides a blueprint for how 6,000 elitists plan to completely end national sovereignty, impose a system of global governance, and how they will deal with an international network of people that resist their agenda. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/may2008/050108_elitist_blueprint. htm

A Day Without Love Or Passion....
Sorry its been awhile since I have been online much less here. Events that have happened warranted this leave. NO, it hasnt been an easy past several days. Why the hell anyone would use words to try to cut through someones heart and clear to their soul just to hurt them is beyond me. One weapon was the shield that protects mine. Forever and never are both a very long time, but as time passes the wounds heal, the heart grows darker and harder, passion fades, love withers, then out of the darkness comes something new, something that has been hidden for so long. Something that alights the fire once more. This thing is the one thing that cannt be killed or smothered. As promised, a story, one of fire, passion and yes, NSFW! I can only hope you will enjoy reading as much as I am going to have the thrill of rewriting the lost and deleted story............................................................................................... PASSIONS OF FIRE The begining of this has to star

The Marital Tent
Well I met my husband in college. We were both Geology majors. I know, why the hell did you choose Geology? I dunno. It was a small college in Georgia. There were about 15 of us Geology majors, about 12 guys and 3 girls. A big part of our major was going on field trips to look at rocks and fossils and stuff like that. So, that was the cool part. Going for a few days and camping in the woods, building campfires and drinking beer. I had already been at the school for a while when he arrived. It took two quarters for us to get together. We were actually assigned to each other as lab partners, it was an alphabetical thing. It all started happening in the lab. So everyone in our class watched us get together as a couple. Sometimes I would be the only girl in a particular class, surrounded by guys. I kinda knew what they were thinking. Is he doing her? Well we went on these field trips, and if there was another girl we would share a tent, but if it was only m

Honor Our Troops
If the Red shirt thing is new to you, read below... Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq ; I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a punch to the gut. It was an honor for him. He told me that, although he didn't know the soldier, he had delivered the news of his passing to the soldier's family and felt as if he knew them after many conversations in so few days. I turned back to him, extended my hand, and said, Thank you. Thank you for doing what you do so my family and I can do what we do. Upon landing in Chicag

Thoughts
Today is a day of pent up energy. Filled with wants needs and desires. Visions dancing thru my head. Fingers tracing their way over my body. Charting their way over undiscovered territories. Moving slowly, mapping each and every cliff and valley. Soft, gentle and flowing. Needing candles, rose petals, tie downs, and torturous pleasure. Wanting heat to envelope every inch of my body, sending me soaring high above any other pleasure imaginable. MMMmmmm....... Way to much pent up energy.

Barbara Wahwah Is A Hoe
Barbara Walters reveals past affair with US senator By FRAZIER MOORE, AP Television Writer Thu May 1, 12:19 PM PDT NEW YORK (AP) -- After three decades of keeping mum, Barbara Walters is disclosing a past affair with married U.S. Senator Edward Brooke, whom she remembers as "exciting" and "brilliant." HMMMMM...dont you just love it when celebrities reveal they are just as fucked up as the rest of us? "exciting" eh Barbara? I bet he was..I bet he was.

Omg Check This Out!
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Life
iam a person that love life but has handed me a bad hansd some times. i have become a wido at the age 25 years and i trying to see what there is to live for but i rember that ther is somthing to live for i have a little girl that rimend why and he lives in her every day he will never leav us not relly.

Forgive Me
Forgive Me Forgive me these sins I plan to commit In the name of my own base desire They matter not in the least to me For I am the King of all I see The master of my own destiny This puzzle I am, the pieces don't fit To that which it is I aspire And I wonder oft how this could be ____________________Forgive me There are pages yet which are still unwrit And I plan to fill this book entire But I will not bow to hypocrisy Nor compromise my integrity And if this to you is blasphemy ____________________Forgive me

Steer Me
Steer Me Steer me far across that river of forgotten sacred water to where memories go to die. Let me with the greatest sigh forget all that I remember. I feel Psyche start to quiver as Charon's hand grips the rudder beneath those Lethean skies... _______________Steer me... Pick for me the perfect flower, place it on my funeral bower and please, do not for me cry. Let me bid this world goodbye with my last words just a whisper, _______________"Steer me..."

Remember Zimbabwe
Remember Zimbabwe Remember Zimbabwe in your prayers tonight Remember the children who will die Remember before you lay down your head To say a prayer for the mornings dead When Lord Hunger claims the African night As the Eagle rises (oh what a sight!) To make mockery of a desperate plight A faint voice was heard to have said ____________________"Remember Zimbabwe..." As we prepare to express our might And do what it is we believe is right Let us remember that child in her bed For the oil in her veins bleeds all too red And there is desperation in her eyes ____________________Remember Zimbabwe

Burn Me
Burn Me Burn me a new window In this world I call my own So I may see once again The fields of another day However far away The Hangman overlooked me Because I am already a ghost The best that they could do is _______________Burn me Tracing grace upon her face I looked to the Heavens above And dreamt of the Hells below Then swore, if this be Love's brand, Thrust it into my heart and _______________Burn me

Propose A Lie
Propose A Lie Propose a lie published upon Page One Whisper a retraction two weeks later No one will recall the reasons why Just the lingering shock of realizing Terrorism's the State of the Union What tank thinks for the Commanding Chief Whilst he goes off a-hunting for snarks? Incredible how gullible we are... ____________________Propose a lie Is there any available outrage Left in these pre-fab suburban streets To decry the destructive designs Of predatory prep-school Princes And their wild whimsy of One World Rule? ____________________Propose a lie

It Is Love
~This poem is dedicated to the woman that touches my body and soul and makes my heart race with love, lust and hope. I love you!~ It is Love I’m not sure how it started, But you came You came to me in the dark of the night Calling Pushing Fighting your way I longed for you to go To leave like all the rest But you stayed by my side And here we are Now there’s no looking back You called my name And I ran to you Your arms tightening their hold You called for me And reached out for me in the night Now I know what you have It’s called Love I held my breath and paused to wonder Where are you going And look where I’ve been You wanted me all the same You’ve loved me in night In morning In day And here you are still with me Always with me No looking back We have each other I long for your lips To reassure my doubt You ease my fear You show me the way I know what I feel It is Love I tried to push you out You went only a step back You held my ha

Don't Look Back...
When you finally make up your Mind, That you are going to do Something; 'Forge ahead,and don't look Back! Stick with whatever,you've Planned. Don"t give any thoughts,to Regrets, Or feelings of the Past; For time,does not go Backwards! Decide once and for All, That you are moving Ahead! Don't let anyone,make you feel Guilty, As they will surely Try; But,it's "Your Life", So,don't let it pass you By! Take that Chance, That you've wanted so Bad; Before you Reach, The end of the Line, Time stands still,for no One!

James A. Baldwin
Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. Most of us are about as eager to be changed as we were to be born, and go through our changes in a similar state of shock.

What's "sexy" To U?
Is it big tits and a hot ass or is there something more to this equation? I guess it just depends on where you are in your life or at the moment or what hour and or minute of the day it is...because there's no denying a hawt piece of ass, now thaaat...can be sexy! but I'm talking about for the long term, like what it is that makes you comming back for more... Is it their sense of humor, the way they smile or the way they smell? Is it the conversation that goes on and on without the thought of repetition? Is it the confidence that can come with an intellegent mind? It could be anything and for each person there is either their standard or "price"...cuz everyone has a $price$ I so believe... I myself choose to have more of a standard persay...show me you love me and I'll lead the way... I don't care about looks, it's all in how you carry yourself, your convictions, your attitude and your lack of arrogance...there's nothing more of a turn off than some arrogant f

Warning From The Middle East
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers, and possible candidates for President of the United States . And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps, and then Motel 6 managers. It's gonna get ugly...........

Looong John.
It was a HELL of a fucking week AND THAT is the truth, Ruth! I must say how incredibly refreshing it was to throw all the stuff out that needed to go. My last apartment was cursed. It could have been me or Jay that spit out the hex, or maybe both… If you think about it. However, either way that apartment there was doomed even before anything went wrong in that relationship, at least TOO wrong. Oh well it was just as much my fault as it was his and it’s over now and he honestly probably has no idea that I moved, I feel like I am hiding at a secret location or something. But yeah getting rid of so much crap was a blessing or a little soul cleansing of sorts. I am putting up the remainder or my belongings as we speak. I still don’t have a bed in here to sleep on since I threw my old two out, and to who that may concern… I will be sending you instructions on where to send the new frame and mattress, because I want it shipped directly here since I now have learned the true colo

Onesxybrat Needs Git-r-done Fam
IT'S PAY BACK TIME MY GIT-R-DONE FAMILY ONESXYBRAT IS IN A BOMBIN CONTEST FOR A HAPPY HOUR FIRST PERSON TO COMPLETE 50,000 COMMENTS IN ONE WEEK WINS SHE WAS THEIR FOR US IN OUR BOMB FEST CONTEST..LETS SHOW HER SUPPORT BACK!!! LETS GIT-R-DONE FOR THEM CLICK THE PIC U KNOW WHAT TO DO! YOU ALSO MUST ADD/RATE/FAN THE HOSTESS ANOTHER GOOD FRIEND OF MINE FORESTRICAN TO HELP OUT ONESXYBRAT! ***ForestRican***Proud Owner of Pisces1971 & Shaggy Azz Graber***RATE & FAN 1st before ADD THANKS :@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz, The Original@ fubar

Still Here At Camp Virginia
Morning all!! It's now Monday morning and we're still here at Camp Virginia. Looks like we will be headed out to the Udari Range for Convoy training and IED countermeasures training tomorrow at some point. When we get back they will push us down range into Iraq. Should be there by the weekend. I may be out of contact for a few days while we're out at the range, so I thought I woudl let everyone know. Hope all is well with each of you. Take care and I'll check back in soon. Best! John

I Actually Watched A Movie!
I watched "I am Legend" today. I know, it's not "new" but I bought the dvd when it first came out and it's just been sitting there with the plastic still on it, begging to be watched. It takes alot to get me to watch a movie, any movie, really, because I just have no interest in them. I always feel like I could be doing something better with my time then sitting vacantly watching the t.v or theater screen in two hour increments... and how disappointing is it when the movie just sucks? It is most certain I feel like I wasted valuable time of my life that I will never recover! So today, I set the whole mood up for movie watching...Nothing says "movie" like red vines and popcorn, to which I had both! Now because I'm so susseptable to the imaginative story lines in, especially, suspensefull movies, I decided I had better watch this one during the day light hours so as not to corrupt my exceedingly creative mind... You don't understand, I would take these creatures to be

Morning Light
Morning Light Slowly beginning to go insane This lack of sleep is leaving me Completely and utterly drained Left alone with so many thoughts I can't seem to numb the pain No matter what I do This is gut wrenching It's tearing me me in two I feel so lost, I don't know what to do Even when I'm around you It's nothing to do with you I'm all out of energy Dropped by another shattering blow There are no sides No where to go No winner to this fight Hopefully soon I'll be asleep By the morning light

Walking
i walk around in your head but am i in your heart i see there but it seems your not i wonder why i love you so i wounder why it hurt me so i care for you unlike no other yet it seems you have another im not why i feel that way yet is how it seems to stay with in my mind i walk around with in my heart i think out loud i feel the need to run away i feel the need to stay away i want to be wiht myself yet im scared to myself life i hard or so it seems if hve you in my heart feels mean i love you more everyday yet for some reason it feels you stay away so ill so go and try to be me yet all i want is to scream

New Job
my new job Well it's been a long month since I gotten layoff from my job and tiring to find a new one. So one night when I was out with friends they told me I should start my own business. So being a handyman I started thinking that's what I should do. I live in a small town and I know i would get work being most of the guys that work have to drive a long ways and that doesn't leave much time to fix things around the house. I wasn't going to charge much because I just love doing it. So I put my name out there and before you knew I had people calling and fixing things from sinks and painting and even roofs. But this one day I get a call from this lady and she told me she has a list a mile long and if I had time to help her out. So Friday morning I drove to her place and as I drove up the drive the house was a mess. I know I would be here for some time. I knocked on the door and she answered and the first think that came into my brain is damn she's cute. Hi I'm Jackie thanks for coming

Re: Goldman Sachs: Bilderberg Target Of $200 Dollar Oil Nears
RE: Goldman Sachs: Bilderberg Target Of $200 Dollar Oil Nears ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 06 May 2008, 14:11 Goldman Sachs: Bilderberg Target Of $200 Dollar Oil Nears A report by Goldman Sachs Group Inc. forecasts that oil prices will reach $150 to $200 dollars a barrel within 2 years, a figure in line with the ultra-elite Bilderberg's plans to squeeze the middle class and lower the living standards of westerners. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/may2008/050608_bilderberg_target. htm

Re: 9/11 Conspiracy Connection To Dc Madam Murder
RE: 9/11 Conspiracy Connection To DC Madam Murder ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 05 May 2008, 15:13 9/11 Conspiracy Connection To DC Madam Murder Former NSA analyst and Navy intelligence officer Wayne Madsen tells the The Alex Jones Show that one of the key motives behind the DC Madam's murder may have been the information her call girls picked up from Washington's top brass concerning foreknowledge and government complicity in the 9/11 attacks. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/may2008/050508_conspiracy_connection. htm

She Needs Help In Her Contest
This girl Besseme Como LoCa@ fubar Needs your help she is in a happy hour giveaway and she needs 50k comments to get the happy hour in only a few weeks, she is only at 17,387 comments. So if you have a chance please go by and leave some comments. she is a sweet girl and returns all love. Hell she is even willing to show her bewbies on cam to anyone who helps lol. She is willing to do anything for your help so go leave some comments and help her get the happy hour. Here is the link to her giveaway Thanks ♥ Ashley

"life"
Day by day, happiness or sadness, Which our lives lie in between, So much strife, not enough dignity, Words and actions lie within us. Cool, calm, collective, How we gain to prosper, Excluding weary days, We strive to regain our composer. We realize in the passing days, Whats instore to better our future, love & support are amongst us, Nevertheless, splendid times to share. Better state of compromising, To walk away from pain and suffering, In due time, will mend our hearts, To explore what life has in store for us.... Copy write date... March 2001 Written by Dawn

Go Maxine!!!!!!!
My candidate for President in 2008 For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems. PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment... MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!!! Very eloquently put..........don't you think? Maxine on 'Driver Safety' 'I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.'....... Maxine on 'Housework' 'I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.' Maxine on 'Lawn Care' 'The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.' Maxine on 'The Perfect Man' 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, cha

Dear Dad
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD: IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T

Spiced Carrots With Watermelon And Pecans
Recipe of the Day: Spiced Carrots with Watermelon and Pecans Preparation time: 10 min. Cooking time: 10 min. 3-1/3 cups large pecan pieces, or halves 2/3 cup plus 3 Tbs. sugar 1 Tbs. plus 2 tsp. soy sauce 5 cups baby carrots 1-2/3 cups brown sugar 1-2/3 cups orange juice 1-3/4 tsp. ground cinnamon 5 cups small seeded watermelon pieces Nutritional Info. Calories: 537 Protein: 5.0g Fat: 27.1g Cholesterol: 0mg Calories From Fat: 43% Dietary Fiber: 6.2g click for full details >> In a large heavy non-stock sauté pan over medium-high heat, place the pecans in an even layer and sprinkle the sugar over them. Stir the pecans while drizzling the soy sauce over them. Heat while stirring constantly until the sugar melts and the nuts glaze, approximately 5-8 minutes. Remove the nuts to waxed paper to cool. Break apart as needed. Meanwhile, simmer the carrots in a saucepan with the brown sugar, orange juice, and cinnamon until tender and glazed. Form a ring around t

In My Mind
In my mind, I see you. Like a goddess, Of flaming desire. Your eyes, A window, a portal, I want to slowly, gently, Slip into. Move with, On ecstasies alter. A bed of passion, Where I take you, To realms yet known. Entering you. Filling you. Dancing a dance, In step. A tango. A pasa doble. Sensual and erotic. The first time. As though, We had been here, Many times before. Deep in your womb, I spend my seed. In spasms, In counterpoint to yours. You absorb me. I infuse you. And we become.

The Massage
Tonight you find yourself bound face down on the bed, A blind fold has been wrapped around your head, And even though there is only darkness to see, Your other senses bring a sense of wonder to thee. The sheets that you lay on, a cool touch to your skin, The smell of jasmine, there in the wind, Soft gentle music does now reach your ears, The warmth of the sunlight, touching you there. You feel his weight as he shifts on the bed, Feeling his hand brush the hair on your head, As you feel his moving, you let out a gasp, Your Master is naked and straddling your ass. And there on your ass you feel his hard cock, Skin is so soft, but hard as a rock, You cry out in shock at the cold touch on your skin, Then moaning in pleasure as the lotion he works in. Slowly he works the lotion deep in your skin, Fingers digging, releasing the tensions within, Lower down your back, he massages so deep, As the ache and the pain, from your body now seep. His fingers are driving a

Come And Bid On Me
I'm in my 1st auction MRS. I GOT E´M HATIN@ fubar So please come and click the pick below and bid on me, you will see its worth it! If you got time you can also Rate, Add and Fan the host of the auction, she needs a lil help to go to godmother I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~*~ but I'm still your cutemommy82 ~*~ owned by BiG PoPpA@ fubar

How To Squirt From G-spot Stimulation
If you’re someone who can stimulate a woman’s G spot, then you’re already well ahead of the rest because very few have found this coveted spot. But why not take this a step further by actually stimulating it to the point where your partner ‘squirts’ (experiences an ejaculation)? Understandably, there are several things that need to be covered to make her squirt from g-spot stimulation, and not all of them concern physical stimulation. Things You’ll Need: sturdy bed / surface pillows a towel... or two Step 1: It’s ALWAYS important to engage in foreplay. A woman’s sexual arousal takes place first and foremost in her brain. As such, never underestimate the power of foreplay. Instead of just trying to get her in the mood minutes before making love though, try to really build sexual tension by starting foreplay hours or even days in advance. This ‘pre-conditions’ her mind and body so that she’s more ready to squirt from G spot stimulation. Step 2: Now, it’s time to locate th

Under The Wings Of His Goddess
It was the beginning of what would become a very wet summer for the Northeast region of the country… a very wet summer in more ways than imagined. It was their beginning - That night in mid June was the introduction of their unique combination of sexual awakening into the world of domination. After the cursory period of foreplay and what they later termed as “stagnant sex”, they took turns in revealing to each other deeply buried versions of erotic fantasies they each thought would never be brought to the surface of their lips – let alone imagining any of the eroticisms ever coming to pass. It was the beginning of libidos quenched and fantasies realized, and it was the first cornerstone in the building of their special, private place - many “firsts” for them both. The rains had been incessant that month; making for most of the people that they worked with moody and depressed. Both of them, however, were elated, for they knew the rain would be the veil of privacy they felt was heave

Presidential Election
ok im usually one not to pipe up when it comes to politics but this up coming election is just too dayum important not for you to vote!! we have hillary clinton,, barack obama and john mc cain running this year for president and i for one just cant handle more of ole w's policies for another 4 yrs .. i also shudder at the thought of bill lurking the halls of the white house again.. dont get me wrong he did great things for this country if hillary wasnt married to him i would vote for her in a new york minute!! so im working for Obama and noooooo NOT BECAUSE HES BLACK!! so lets dismiss that thought.. i feel we really need someone with vision and willingness who will finally tell us the truth and not lie and expect us to willingly believe it like lemmings!! because he thinks we cant handle it!! so who are you planning to vote for?? Hillary if she wins the nomination which doesnt look likely at all. Barack.. or McCain A. Hillary Clinton(if she wins) B.Barack Obama C.John Mccain

Discovery
Several months had passed since Lori and Gabrielle met and discovered each other in the forest glade. They both held fond memories of the events that occurred during the weekend. Gabrielle decided to catch up with Lori where she lived, and the arrangements had been made. Gabby arrived at the airport with her belly awash with butterflies. Remembering the sweetness of Lori, the smell of her body and the softness of her heart, Gabrielle was certain the wetness in her pants would soak through as she walked through security to look for Lori. Lori was not difficult to spot, even in the large, crowded terminal. Dressed in her leathers from head to foot, all five foot-one of her tiny friend looked absolutely delicious! Tall black boots covered the lower portion of Lori's legs. Tight fitting pants outlined all her attributes, including her soft mound. Gabrielle could see the tiny cleft of flesh pressing against the seam of the garment. A thin leather vest under the heavy jacket allowed G

Souls Unparted
by LateNiteFantasy© The breeze in your hair on a hot summer day; the sun on your skin as you pass on your way. The blood in your veins that makes you who you are; the spark in your eyes when you push your self far. The words and the music the thoughts in your mind; the fire in your heart and your smile so kind. In your honey touch and in your salty tear; don't worry my love ... I will always be here.

Joy Of Love
WRITTEN BY;LATENITEFANTASY A sudden light... there is a sudden light upon the dark.. it blinds me in its brilliance it bathes me in sounds of everything could be and anything is possible. upon this shaft of light Angels sing and the fears of a bruised heart subside to slowly give way to hope. and this light as it gradually fades leaves its glow lingering in the subtle shades of gray that become Your gaze. where all things linger.. that are the You and i. and here i know the joy of love.

Omg Funny!
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'

Desire
Gazing into your eyes I feel a sudden rush My heart beats faster and my face becomes flush I can't believe you can make me feel this way Make me lose my train of thought not knowing What to say As you lightly run your tongue over my lips I burn for you and as your hands gently settle On my hips I crave for you My blood rising 100 degrees I breathe harder and get weak in the knees You softly pull me into your embrace And I can feel the wanting see it in your face

Sweetheart/'s Touch
BY;LATENITEFANTASY it is to feel not to see nails travel languidly connecting nerve to nervous static electricity as if a grid almost ohmless covered me your fingers magnetic pulled from node to nothing heading higher so insanely slow sensations trickle spiral up my spine along with fingertip mounted razors painting palest pain as while trailing dermic traces lightning strikes again and again from haunting hands to spine cord brain then raised neck hairs meet traced ridge at journey's end peaked pressure subsides leaving me in aching abstinence of those digit powerspikes a second an eternity until soothing silk sensation of a pacifying open palm ventures back to heal every pinch recently left and fine tune this mortal shell

All These Things I Hate
once more I'll say goodbye to you things happen but we don't really know why if it's supposed to be like this why do most of us ignore the chance to miss? torn apart at the seams and my dreams turn to tears I'm not feeling this situation run away, try to find that same place you can't hide, it's the best place to be when you're feeling like me, me, all these things I hate revolve around me, me, just back off before I snap. once more you tell those lies to me why can't you just be straight up with honesty? when you say those things in my ear why do you always tell me what you wanna hear? wear your heart on your sleeve, make things hard to believe I'm not feeling this situation run away try to find that safe place you can't hide it's the best place to be when you're feeling like me, me, all these things I hate revolve around me, me, just back off before I snap and you'll see me, me, me all these things I hate revolve around me, me, yeah, yeah, just

Computer Tips For Fubar
being a computer tech i feel like my first blog should be about some computer tips to help make your fubar experience more enjoyable 1. there are 2 browsers i recommend ,one is enigma browser,it loads pages faster on slower computers or fast computers for that matter ,also when you click a link it opens the page in a new tab. the only flaw is it uses program files from internet explorer so it isn't as secure as Firefox www.suttondesigns.com or Mozilla Firefox for those of you concerned about security ,the only flaw with Firefox is you have to right click on the link and select open link in new tab for it to open the link the reason i recommend these browsers is they are multi tab browsers and are useful in the following example one is your in a lounge ,want to keep tabs on your profile and look at other peoples profiles you can keep all 3 pages open and can do other stuff , 2. dfx when your in lounges listening to music this enhances the sound of the music your listening to and

Light Of Day
We'll always make it through the day There's always gonna be a better way Always be someone else's way Even when we know we've gone too far Closer to the edge is so much further Than we'll get without a car And everyone's lookin for some place They're just killing more time than space Some nights I wish that the sun would Never show its face You're so beautiful at night The moon's got a way of lighting you The way no picture is ever goin to Even when the stars begin to weep We'll laugh at the expense of all their grief You never made me feel like I'm a creep And everyone's lookin for some space We're just killing time all over this place Some nights I wish that the sun would Never show its face Wouldn't want to face the light of day With anyone like I'll face the night with you Just look at everyone No one really knowing why they're here Tryin so hard not to disappear Doesn't take a lot to make you dance We're making such a scene With two left feet Never

Every Memory.
Photograph/nickelback Look at this photograph Everytime I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red And what the hell is on Joey's head And this is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we'd ever went without The second floor is hard for sneaking out And this is where I went to school Most of the time had better things to do Criminal record says I broke in twice I must have done it half a dozen times I wonder if It's too late Should i go back and try to graduate Life's better now then it was back then If I was them I wouldn't let me in Oh oh oh Oh god I Every memory of looking out the back door I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye Every memory of walking out the front door I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for It's hard to say it, time to say it Goodbye, goodbye Remember the old arcade Blew every dollar that we ever made

Please Pray For The Soldiers
I live near the American hospital in Germany, called Landstuhl. A frighteningly common injury is guys and girls coming in with their legs blown off. Sometimes arms too. Imagine a 36 month pregnant wife meeting her husband at the hospital to take him home with no legs. That is what is happening. Please pray that God will stop that. Its a pure horror.

Good Morning
Passion and desire , loaded words that control our dreams and minds sometimes . The touch of his hands along her sides , feeling his fingers caressing her waist and his breath blowing across her neck standing there just holding her tight . He scoops her up into his arms her legs strattling him wrapping around his back he kisses her passionately deeply and firmly stirring her all up inside . Light beaming in flooding the room with rays.. She can't stop staring at him . Removing her blouse her nipples perk as a cool summer breeze blows across the room over them . Her now naked body stretched across the ottaman gazing up at him over her . He begins caressing her inner thighs with his lips her body quivers . Not really a dominant woman yet not really a submissive she tries to relax as he starts to endulge in her warmth orgasming slowly at first then over and over he has her body shaking wildly . she closes her eyes and what the fuck **Beep ** Beep*** she opens her eyes he is not there and

The Rating System
It didn't take me long to realize that the picture rating system is obviously flawed. Perhaps the raters ought to retain anonymity. I suppose part of the reason that people vote '10's' and '11's' all the time is to avoid retailiation, and to get their own '10's' and '11's'. That's what all this 'return' the love is about I suppose. A million dollars isn't worth much if everyone has it.

11 Rules Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu

No Matter How Hard I Try
it seems....yet again that no matter how hard i try i go and fuck shit up and i think....no i know that i and fuckin tired of all the bs that comes with life...the hardships such as disappointment...betrail...so called romance...the one night stand that you feel like you need jus to have a lil self confidence in oder to quote, unquote "feel good bout urself" or thats how it seems like sometimes yea i kno that im jus ranting and raving but GD no one else wil take the time to listen to me and what kind of fucked up problems that im goin through at the moment and i =m sure that no one reads this shuit anyway so y bother...idk mabey it has to do with the fact that im gettin it off my chest so to speak but anyway like i was saying that i feel like its jus one fuck up right after another no matter how good things seems to be goin there is always some bad experiance that will come along and fuck it up weither its external or i do it my damn self and the latter is the one im talkin bout

I'm Moving
Hey Guys I'm Moving. Just wanted to let you know that in the next week I may not be on here as much as normal. I have to pack for the next week and then move into my new apartment Memorial day weekend. So around memorial day I won't have internet for awhile. Please know I love you all and you are always in my thoughts. Everything should be back to normal in a few weeks. Everyone take care and stay in touch anyway i will catch up as soon as I can Love Ya Carla

Thats It.....leave Me The Fuck Alone!!!!
I need to just be a bitch from now on...well to one person specifically....I can't believe I let him come over to watch the game...I felt sorry for him and when he asked for food, I feed him. And when he wanted something to drink I gave him something other than water...and then when he asked if I wanted to turn off the light I said NO....I'm being nice to you I said...I am not trying to do more...I just thought you could be civil, things don't just jump back to the way they were, esp after the way things ended with us. So he left without saying good-bye like a 2 yr old who has a fit, when he doesn't get his way....and today what do I get? A nasty don't ever try to reach me for as long as you live email from the fucking bastard....yeah....okay don't worry, I am NEVER gonna feel sorry for you...and as far as me trying to get ahold of you? Ha, I already erased you from my phone.

Dream Catch Me
Every time I close my eyes It’s you and I know now Who I am Yea yea yea and I know now There’s a place I go When I’m alone Do anything I want Be anyone I wanna be But it is us I see And I cannot believe I’m fallin That’s where I’m goin Where are you goin Hold it close won’t let this go Dream catch me, yea Dream catch me when I fall Or else I won’t come back at all You do so much That you don’t know It’s true And I know now Who I am Yea yea yea And I know now There’s a place I go When I’m alone Do anything I want Be anyone I wanna be But it is us I see And I cannot believe I’m fallin That’s where I’m goin Where are you goin Hold it close won’t let this go Dream catch me, yea Dream catch me when I fall Or else I won’t come back at all See you as a mountain A fountain of God See you as as a descant soul in the setting sun You as the sound I’m young There’s a place I go When I’m alone Do anything I want Be anyone I wanna be But

List Of Things I Hate About Myself
i'm making a list....a list of things i hate about myself, and i'm going to try to make them better or like them more.. i'm not sure if i'll succeed but i will try. 1. i hate my weight. 2. i hate that i have hypothyroidism (cant really change that) 3. i hate that i have no hips and broad shoulders (runs in my family) 4. i hate that my boobs are too big 5. i hate that i have alot of acne and i work and work on getting rid of it 6. I hate that i have red bumps on my arms caused by 6 allergy shots a week 7. I hate that i am so afraid of commitment 8. I hate my hair sometimes 9. i hate that i'm a jerk to the people i love 10. i hate that my fingernails wont grow 11. I hate how self concious I am. I dont like wearing baithing suits, or being naked around people. 12. I hate the fact that i think everyone is judging me because of my weight 13. i hate that fact that i'm not all that pretty 14. i hate that anytime i try to show my emotions I fail horrib

Willow Ran
The warm summer rain fell on our faces and soaked our bodies, and we welcomed it with reckless abandon. Saturating us. Washing away our Inhibitions as we stripped the wet clothes off of each other. By the stream where the big willow tree stands, you took me to the ground on the soft wet grass. Naked together. Brushing wet strands of hair from my face, your lips kiss the drops of rain away as they gently fall. Whispering words and songs that fall gently in my ear for only me to hear. Sweet nothings. Your mouth, hot and sweet encloses over mine. Tasting me and sucking my lips into yours. Wet tongues graze and glide, wrapping around, searching for new and wonderful sensations. Hungry mouths. I wrap the wet clothes around your wrists and tie them to the trunk of the willow. You smile at me playfully as I run my fingers, tracing the droplets of water on your tummy. First my fingers and then my tongue gently caress your belly but

Smiles
When I see you, your smile... the way it lights up your eyes, I have no choice...I smile as well. I can look into your eyes for hours on end and never get tired of the sparkle. To be able to touch you, feel your smooth skin under my hands, to have your lips press against mine, our bodies pressed agaisnt one another.... a smile touches my face thinking about it. I am not submissive but would gladly kneel before you to make that smile happen again. I yearn to please you, I would fullfill your every desire to bring that smile to your face. And, although I know we will never be together, every day I look to you to see your eyes gleam and sparkle with the smile that adorns your face and I thank you for letting me share that with you.......

"love"
"I fear our love will fade... I fear for feelings forgot. The pain of passion dying outweighs knowing love not. I wish to never see our romance turn to rot. And so ... I do beseech my love, To please ... love me not."

Re: Rumsfeld On Tape: Terror Attack Could Restore Neo-con Agenda
RE: Rumsfeld On Tape: Terror Attack Could Restore Neo-Con Agenda ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 16 May 2008, 12:54 Rumsfeld On Tape: Terror Attack Could Restore Neo-Con Agenda Shocking excerpts of confidential recordings recently released under the Freedom of Information Act feature former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld talking with top military analysts about how a flagging Neo-Con political agenda could be successfully restored with the aid of another terrorist attack on America. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/may2008/051608_rumsfeld_tape. htm

Epigram By Armand Lanusse
"Do you not wish to renounce the Devil?" Asked a good priest of a woman of evil Who had so many sins that every year They cost her endless remorse and fear. "I wish to renounce him forever," she said "But that I may lose every urge to be bad, Before pure grace takes me in hand Shouldn't I show my daughter how to get a man?" - Armand Lanusse

Thoughts In Verse
Yes there will always be tomorrow. The only question for me is will I see it ? I guess that is why we should never put things off, leave things unsaid, And cherish the moments and loved ones. Walking down life’s twisting road Reaping the harvest of seeds I sowed Discoveries of life mystery come late Yet long before the pearly gate Treasure that we live to find Love that we may not see for being blind Hold on to the ones heart true Marvel in the world made new For all is as it was meant to be Learning to love true is the key By R. Thomas Dinsmore

The Rain
The Rain The rain beats against my window. The tapping of the drops is endless. The sound is hypnotizing. I sit still and listen. The tapping makes me restless, It draws me. I find myself outside the door. Standing I observe the storm. The smell of the wet earth makes me breath deep. I look to the gray sky. It's color is a comfort to my dark soul. I close my eyes. As I step into the drops, And raise my face, The coldness makes me shiver. The coldness seeps into my soul. As the rain hits my face, It mixes with my lonely tears. Only I know I cry. I want to reach for my lover to embrace and to share this moment, But the emptiness of my arms, reminds me, I am alone. ~~D~~

Some Of The Nicest People On Fubar
These people are some of the nicest people on Fubar!!!! They are always willing to help out when someone is in need...without question they are always there the kind of people you can count on!! Please do me a favor and show them some love! They certainly deserve it....... )O( light_n_darkness )O(...@ fubar Adam 125. Emergency Services Detail/Fire/Rescue@ fubar Willow@ fubar ButterflyMajic {fu slave to boomgardens}{CuffedAngels}@ fubar {GYPSY HEART} * {PROUDLY Owned by LORD RAVEN} * {CO_OWNER OF THE RAVENS DEN}@ fubar Lady Victoria *Eclectic Pagan*@ fubar

Baddest Milf's Entry
Its about that time again peeps, and YES they are doing it BIG this time! If one wasnt enough, we have 4, yes I said 4 back to back Happy Hours by Fubar's FINEST! Don't think it gets any better than this? Well check this out... We have †ŦrÎck¥ÐïČk† who is hosting his Happy Hour Tuesday at 4.pm. (PST). We need him to GODFATHER so go show him all that FU-LOVE and RATE, RATE, RATE! I think we can get this done peeps, so LETS DO IT! †ŦrÎck¥ÐïČk†~FÕÜnðËr ÒF ß.H. ß*õWÑêÐ ß¥ RØnÅlÐÅnThØnŸ74@ fubar And of course we have the one you all know and luv, Chuckiiboo! He is a Prophet but I think he would look sooo good as ORACLE so lets hit him hard too! His Happy Hours are Tuesday at 2:00, 3:00 and 5:00 p.m. (PST) **Çhµckîîbºº**@ fubar Now come on, don't miss out on your chanceto love all this SEXY long time! 4 hours is more than enough time andbelieve me, these two can hang :D PLEASE REPOST!

Sometimes....
Sometimes…. Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out whom you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger), but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly pav

Blown Away
Blown Away You blow me away. What can I say? No matter what I do, I really am falling in love with you You make my heart skip a beat Simply by your voice Even when you're gone It echo's through my mind I'm glad I don't have a choice Its like a symphony Gladly etched inside my mind But when you're not here I can't sleep I'm falling, your love is so deep I need you close to me In need your every heart's beat This can't be happening This feel's so unreal Away from everyone else, you i'll steal Just the other day It was a rumor inside my head I never thought it was end up this way I'm stricken by you I'm completely blown away For Ashley!

5 Million Miles
Lost in a maze They complete the days Fall close your eyes As the fire flies One step behind Let tomorrows escape Walk on the wings Of eternity Open the doors To reality Don't be so blind Let the world go free 5 million miles Into the galaxy Secrets unwind Inside a mystery Light years before 1983 5 million miles Inside a mystery 5 million miles Into the galaxy

Up 4 Auction Pls Bid On Me
DIAMONDS FOREVER I AM UP FOR SALE AGAIN SO COME CHECK ME OUT AND BID ONE ME I MAKE A GOOD LIL SLAVE AND ALWAYS COME THROUGH FOR MY OWNER!!CLICK ON PICTURE TO GO SEE ME!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY *AngelDawnKris*Owned By Barrylicious & Armond*@ fubar (repost of original by '*AngelDawnKris*Owned By Barrylicious & Armond*' on '2008-05-20 13:33:52')

A Womans Poem
A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. The End

Broken Pieces
i am you inside words drift off into the night once again i feel the desperate attempt as you reach out for somthing new,but this time you're left broken the pieces no longer fit the mold you so desperately want i am you inside time only seems to move a fragment of lies to keep watch on your every move but don't be mistaken you can't hide what's already gone like yesterday distant like your eyes and lost like lovers....

Thinking
I'm thinking about closing out my fubar account, I have been on it since a while before when it was still cherry tap, but I really don't have that many people on here that even talk to me. I don't see the point in being in a social site, if ur not socializing right? well, I wanna see what you all think.

Immortality
As my time and memory fades from mind, A piece of me I hope to leave behind. My words, my spirit; I hope to weave From the fluid grace of my beliefs. I worship this life and all it has to hold, For the beauty it reveals or even if left untold. Even death is that to sanctify. It will one day wash over us in a gentle, rising tide. Our achievement of life; to death we sacrifice But upon this earth, before we do part, Share your mind, your soul and heart. And mend a broken, wandering spirit. Show them this life is too precious, to short to fear it And look past, not upon our human difference From this, find immortality- eternal deliverince

Poetry
Love is a pain It's like falling rain It brings on tears Through the passing years Thoughts that the pain will end But more is what it will send A heart splits in two The clouds cover up the blue Thinking is no longer straight Never knowing if this is fate Love's tears fall down to the ground Never wanting to hear that sound Sadness comes and won't ever leave This is what happens when you believe *published in 'Til the End of Forever c2000 *written by Me (Cynthia)

Take A Bow
Rihanna Lyrics Rihanna Take A Bow Lyrics Songwriters: N/A How bout a round of a plause? Standin Ovasion... Yeah yeah yeah yeah You look so dumb right now Standin' outside my house Tryin to apologize You're so ugly when you cry (Please) Just cut it out Don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught But you put on quite a show You really had me goin But now it's time to go Curtains finally closin That was quite a show Very entertainin' But it's over now Go on and take a bow Grab your clothes and get gone (You better hurry up) Before the sprinklers come on Talkin' bout "Girl, I love you you're the one..." This just looks like a re-run (Please) What else is on? And don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not Baby when i know you're only sorry you got caught But you put on quite a show You really had me goin' But now it's time to go Curtains finally closin That wa

Karl Marx
"The wretchedness of religion is at once an expression and a protest against real wretchedness. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the feeling of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of unspiritual conditions. It is the opium of the people." "The social principles of Christianity preach cowardice, self-contempt, abasement, submission, humility, in a word all the qualities of the canaille." - Karl Marx, German political philosopher and economist (1818-1883).

None Of Your Attention
i call outforhelp in any way i can im slipping ever deeper and no one understands maybe im too subtle,maybe its by choice maybe ive just been screaming so long i finally lost my voice the darkness doesnt bother me,at least it hides the pain until the sun comes pouring in,revealing all my shame then im left alone again with nothing but memories of days gone by thinking back to happier times but far too sad not to cry but there are no more tears behind these eyes the tragedy of my life has bled them dry now they are but hollow shells mere impersonations of their former selves the sparkle is gone and the love wont show through you wouldve seen it clearly if you only tried but youre content with false realities and prefer to hide you shouldve been the one to see through and know what all my words and actions couldnt show the feelings i nowlock back deep within never to be released again

Without You
Here I am alone without you by my side Not a second goes by that I don’t think about you It breaks my heart to know that you don’t remember me Inside I am crying, I am dying inside The pain is too much I ask myself if it was right, sometimes I’m not sure But I know that you’re happy, and that is all that matters I miss you more than anyone could understand I love you more than anyone could know I hope one day we’ll understand why it had to be this way Te day will come when we’ll no longer say, I’m with out you I don’t want to be without you

Inside A Man's Mind ...from A Website..dont Date Him.com
The pornography industry is geared to men. Okay, that's like telling you grass is green. But, it is primarily aimed at men because we are visually stimulated. Women think about love and flowers while we think about T and A. But, why do men still watch porn when they are in committed relationships and can get as much of the "real woman" as he wants? I'll tell you why: 1. Because we like it. We've been exposed to porn since we were little boys. Who doesn't remember some other kid getting into his dad's porn stash and sharing it with the rest of us? We liked it then and we like it now. We don't grow out of looking at wild women do wild things. We would still dip Oreo's into big glasses of milk if we could get away with it. 2. Because our imaginations are weak. Can you read between the lines? Why do you need a fantasy when just about anything you can think of is at your local video store? So, once the visual fantasy is satisfied, then we can satisfy ourselves, if you follow me.

Sumthing I Wrote
this is a thought of a ballad to my one true love.. who has lengthend my laughter and up lifted my sprit. you have opened my eyes to the little things in life that should be caputred at that once in a life time moment.. for if not they could be made aout to be disbeliving lies of truth.. and listin even though we fight an depend on our stupied pride. i still think we need one anther to help each other through this hard life.. yes remember i'll cry and you'll yell at me and we will findsome reason to fight. but at the end of the night well hold each other tight and conqouer those fear once agian of saying goodbye.. but now each nigth before i go to sleep i think of what used to be and it puts me in a place were you and me are still together happy and turly in love.. but i wake in a cry ... why such tears?? tear of hapiness or tears of bitter sarrow.. because i know thats how it never can be you cant truly love me.. but now even though its hard and i tears at me heart i understand

Last Nam E
Last night, I got served a little bit too much of that poison, baby Last night, I did things I'm not proud of And I got a little crazy Last night, I met a guy on the dance floor and I let him call me baby [Chorus:] And I don't even know his last name My momma would be so ashamed It started off, "hey cutie where you from" And then it turned into oh no, what have I done And I don't even know his last name We left, the club, 'bout around 3 o'clock in the morning His Pinto, sitting there, in the parking lot, well it should have been a warning I had no clue what I was getting into So, I'll blame it on the Cuervo Oh where did my manners go? [Chorus:] I don't even know his last name Oh My momma would be so ashamed It started off, "hey cutie where you from" And then it turned into "oh no, what have I done" And I don't even know his last name Here we go Today, I woke up, thinking about Elvis somewhere in Vegas I'm not sure how I got here Or how this ring on my

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Raunchy Aries is one of the most passionate and impetuous of the signs. Feelings run high when ardent Aries is around. You go all out for what you want - no sitting around waiting for others to make the first move. What you like is short, sharp sex. The basic Aries energy is rapacious, self-oriented, and self-confident. When you finally fall in love, rather than in lust, the romantic and somewhat naive side of your fire nature emerges, but you will remain headstrong and passionate. No matter how romantically inclined, Aries passion is indissolubly linked to love, so you want to express your feelings in a very direct way.

You Know
You know You know where i am You know where i'll be Sometimes you'll need a shoulder to cry on If you need it, just come and find me I'll hold you in my arms and never let you go I want to be your reason why I'll never purposly make you cry To see you cry would break my heart I've only seen you cry once And it broke my heart From the first tear's start All I want is to be Is the reason your heart beats I'd never let you fall Even if it hurt me I'd much rather hurt Than see you in any pain When I see you sad It eats me up on the inside It freezes my every vain

Ice1
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I'm So Sick Of Liars
I don't get the whole lying thing, I very rarely lie to anyone.... Don't get me wrong I do the occassional, oh yeah that looks great on you lie, but not when it comes to anything serious...Not So Much I never lie to the men I date, I don't lie to my friends, and I don't lie to my family. I am a firm believer in you are only as good as your word and if your word is shit, then guess what that means....It means you are shit too... In the past 2 months I have been lied to horribly by several men, and I'm not an idiot it was obvious that they were lying, and thinking I wasn't going to be smart enough to figure it out. I'm not stupid, and I really don't appreciate being treated as if I am. I wonder if I actually look stupid? Do I have some sort of look on my face that tells people that they can get away with lying to me and my simple little mind will just believe their every word? How fucking hard is it to tell the truth these days. I'd rather hear the truth, at least t

The Air Exits, The Sea Accepts Me
Peer into the rift Which resonates with the dead silence I live for the day that I die In the eyes of the watchers. Carefully I fall overboard Faithlessly swimming In the treacherous waters Where I once safely navigated. I denounce the world in my insomnia Trace my finger over the braille like Glacial lashes A brain soaked with the wines of a salesman But who is selling the black medal Of drowning to who? I saw it all! and I remember nothing But a sea spider and its eminence 8 appendages hold a quill With the ink of the devil fish Writing on the walls of dead cities In illuminating code Beating the life out of the life sink my body sink The air exits, the sea accepts me.

America Is Over As We Know It
so,this week,the paper currency we use is found to be in violation of the americans with disabilities act,because"a blind person cant see the difference between denominations on the bills".so,now all our money is being rethought so the blind can carry money and shop? without being confused.god bless the great satan

Dreams Turn Into Nightmares...lol
Ok everyone check this out.. I was just being nice and sweet like always, and you can talk to all 800 of my friends to confirm and this is what happen to me: ♥~MZ...: THE BITCH TOOK MY PICS AND CREATED A FOLDER OF ME TAHT WASNT COOL AND TO TOP IT OFF HE LIED TO A FRIEND ABOUT ME SO IF U NOT FEELIN IT OH WELL THATS U BITCH GO SLANG YA NASTY PICS FOR FAKE GIFTS HOE ->♥~MZ...: hell yeah we are getting married.. why ♥~MZ...: U NOT THE 1 WITH HIM TAKIN UR PICS ARE U ->♥~MZ...: well he has been the best to me, i don't know what happened to you all, and i'm pretty pissed now from me just sayin hi for him and you fuckin blowin off the handle, just shows how immature you are... ♥~MZ...: WELL THATS U I KNOW HE A BITCH I SEEM HIM AT HIS BEST AND WORST SO OH WELL ->♥~MZ...: he ain't no bad guy... i love him ♥~MZ...: I GUESS HE LIKES CHICKS WITH DICKS THEN ♥~MZ...: WELL IF THATS THE BEST HE CAN DO ♥~MZ...: AND THATS STR8 FROM THE

Memoirs From The Grave Cont..
" Welcome back Mrs. Harrington, glad you could make it. My name is Ulenia this is my husband Henry and you will be our guest here for the next few hours. There is no use fighting or trying to escape there is nowhere for you to go, plus, my friends here, Parnell, Campbell and Wyatt have ways of changing your mind". I look vehemently at the three men standing off to my right and decide against attempting anything. I do however manage through strained teeth to say, "You have the wrong gal my name is Millicent Adamson, I don't know who you people are but, evidently you have all been off your medications for a while." I continue to glimpse images around the makeshift torture chamber and notice several more unfortunate souls who have been subjected to the madness of these characters. "Let's begin", says the one she called Henry. I struggle to keep my mouth shut whilst it was being forcibly pried opened and a plastic bit was shoved, breaking what seemed like all my teeth out. The acrid ta

Fuck It
well i made up my mind and i dont fucking care any more. i dont care about the gods, the people i have to live with every day, dont care about the peolpe who call them self's my friends cause i see that there not, dont even talk to me, dont care about the world, dont care about when anyone needs help anymore. You have all left me behind its been that way since i was a kid, so i dont feel hurt, i feel pity for all of you. i am and was the only real true friend and lover you have or will have in your life and i get walked on and told to fuck off and blowen off like i was not there. Well now i am not there in you time of need. seek out another fool cause i now dont care any of you, my son and my son alone has the only care left in me.

Another Try
All the things I felt and never shared All the times that she was lonely with me there The tears I wouldn't let fall from my eyes And how I let her go without a fight The reasons I'm alone I know by heart But I don't want to spend forever in the dark I swear next time I'll hang on for dear life If love ever gives me another try There's no changing things that we regret The best that we can hope for is one more chance If the hands of time could just move in reverse I wouldn't make the same mistake again with her The reasons I'm alone I know by heart But I don't want to spend forever in the dark I swear next time I'll hang on for dear life If love ever gives me another try The reasons I'm alone I know by heart But I don't want to spend forever in the dark I swear next time I'll hang on for dear life If love ever gives me another try Song lyrics | Another Try lyrics

My Slang
If you ever heard me talk and couldn't quite keep up, here a little help in that department, everyone had their own way of speaking and here is a sample of mine. Dancing Like Missy: AKA Ex Sex I call it Dancing Like Missy cause whenever you see Missy Elliot dancing, the shit looks backwards as hell. If you're piping an ex, believe me, it's backwards as hell. I can't lie, at one point in my life I loved the ex sex cause it was fun and familiar. What tends to happen though is that sonmebody catches feelings then you find yourself arguing again like yall are a couple or something. Aint that why yall broke up? Please I say "go, get yo freak on!" but like me, one day you just outgrow it, until that day, you have all my support.....Dance like Missy people!!!!! Cutty Buddy: AKA Friend With Benefits It's obvious why isn't it? I mean first of all, who the hell says "fuck buddy" in public? Secondly, cutting is what it is right? So Cutty Buddy just fits, plus it kinda rhymes

The Lapland Woman And The Finland Woman
They stopped at a little hut; it was very mean looking; the roof sloped nearly down to the ground, and the door was so low that the family had to creep in on their hands and knees, when they went in and out. There was no one at home but an old Lapland woman, who was cooking fish by the light of a train-oil lamp. The reindeer told her all about Gerda's story, after having first told his own, which seemed to him the most important, but Gerda was so pinched with the cold that she could not speak. Oh, you poor things, said the Lapland woman, you have a long way to go yet. You must travel more than a hundred miles farther, to Finland. The Snow Queen lives there now, and she burns Bengal lights every evening. I will write a few words on a dried stock-fish, for I have no paper, and you can take it from me to the Finland woman who lives there; she can give you better information than I can. So when Gerda was warmed, and had taken something to eat and drink, the woman wrote a few words

Proof That Actors/actresses Shouldn't Be Allowed To Talk..
unless scripted... Sharon Stone recently babbled her way into a stupidity ridden hole by saying... "I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else," Stone, a prominent supporter of the Dalai Lama and Tibetan rights, told Hong Kong's Cable Entertainment News Thursday at an event during the Cannes Film Festival. "And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you're not nice, that the bad things happen to you?" Yeah Sharon, that's Karma to all those innocent children who died because apparently they just weren't "nice" enough...you gotta be fucking kidding me! This is one of the many reasons I can't stand actors/actresses, and movies. After earning a few million for memorizing some lines that someone else wrote, they think they are important enough to talk on their own. The media just fuels their egos meanwhile, catching them in moments like t

Chicago
I've never known you But I'm no stranger to this feeling I I know it's over but the hurts not What do you call it? What do you call it when broken hearts are not done healing You threw down your cigarette but it's still hot Well I've learned to lie And here's what I've got Chorus: Well didn't I think you would always love me And didn't I want you to take care of me baby Well that ain't happenin' No no no Wouldn't I love just to rise above this You gotta believe I have suffered enough to be free So I'm officially leavin' With just a kiss on the cheek and I'm gone. I'll be up at 7 o'clock whoa oh oh whoa oh oh 7 o'clock to Chicago Whoa oh whoa oh It's never easy Breakin' this old addiction I I've got the reasons But no rational And I wanna hate you cause you don't give me no conviction Your betrayal oughta make this break down no trouble at all So let the rubble fall Cause I'm running off Chorus: Well didn't I think you would always love me

Im Finally Back With Alot To Tell
finally back from trucking school and from being on the road for about 3 months. it's been a blast seeing alot of what this country has to offer as in sights. the biggest thing i have learned is that LA Cali has only one thing going for it, IT'S NOT NEW YORK!!!!!! sorry if i step on any toes but every time i go to LA someone tries to commit suicide with my truck in one way or another. and new york is just flat out not made for suv's let alone big trucks. the best thing has happened to me while out on the road also. i smuggled a lady from NC and brought her home. i even asked her if she would not be my wife in a year, she said NO!!!!! what a woman that made me the happiest man ever. ok now reread that and learn about double negatives lol. i also asked her out that way >:-) now i can brag on how i asked her out and married and all i got was a no lmao. yes i have my terrible moments, but can't sell me short for being creative :-D. i'm trying to get her sold on doing that on the wedding l

Life
When you think your life is hard.The bills are due.Not enough money to pay them.Or the kids are loud.You cant find something on tv to watch you are bored.Please take a few minuts to read this. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it. Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university. Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse

More
take a walk thru time wander a bit look at what was see what will be can you imagine? where do you want to go? dont stand still try not to go backwards are you strong enough did you learn anything? or maybe you cant be taught life is a patient teacher waiting for the eyes to be opened sometimes forcing them to see remember that it is only you making this happen not magic not fate just choices, free will a subconcious decision made without even knowing creating lessons showing all mistakes hoping you will not fail make your life happy make your life fun make your life worth living make your life your own

No More Soup For You
You know I have run around watching people's behaviour then their reaction to the reactions they are getting....... And I laugh...... People tend to behave in such a way as to attract particular type of attention, yet, when they get it, they scratch their head wondering why it all just happened ????? How Do I Know ?????? LMAO - Been to Stupid a few times and was left scratchin my head..... Sometimes we need to step back and reassess what it is that we are getting and why ???? Damn site sure u have contributed........ There is only one place to seek the answer to why people are reacting to you the way they do ........ IT'S CALLED A MIRROR AND IF MORE OF US USED IT, THERE WOULD BE LESS PEOPLE POINTING OUT THE FACT OF ITS FORGOTTEN USE ......... I am not perfect by any means, BUT, I know where to get my answers from ....... Do You ???????

Three Surfers Find A New Way To Drink -- Online
Three surfers find a new way to drink -- online Reuters Thursday, March 8, 2007; 3:38 PM NEW YORK (Reuters) - Three U.S. surfing friends whose jobs moved them to different cities have come up with a way to continue their weekly drinking session -- in an online pub that even has happy hours. The founders of CherryTAP claim to have set up the Internet's first online pub that gives users the nuances of a pub but from the comfort of their home computer or laptop. "We liked to go after a long day at work to a bar and hang out and have a few drinks," said Bill Lee, 36, a freelance marketer from San Francisco who was one of the three founders. "When we moved apart we couldn't do that anymore so we wanted to recreate that online." Lee said CherryTAP, which now has over 700,000 users in the United States and Britain, was different from other social networking sites as you did not need to have a network of friends already. It also did not take advertising. Instead Cherr

Why Do People Think You Join Fubar Just For Sexual Reasons?
Why do people think you join this site just for sexual purposes? I joined just for the fun of it. I'm not here looking for one night stands or a fun romp in the hay. I like meeting people period. Is that so wrong? And another thing, why do people have to judge. I mean I know it's only human nature, but it gets a bit carried away. Yes, I'm sure we'd all like to have a trophy stuck to our arm, but WAKE UP people. We weren't all made alike. That's what makes life interesting, or so I thought. Yeah I'm no super model by any means and I'm not claiming to be. And just because I have sexy pics doesn't mean I'm going to jump right in bed with anyone. I think I have more morals than that. Don't always judge a book by it's cover. You might be surprised by what's inside.

Icp, Halloween On Military Street
We measure things by what we are. To the maggots and the G's The G's is the universe. To the rooms and the corpse The corpse is the casmos Holden in we..... Just because of our telescopes, and microscopes, And the spliting of the atoms, currently not Science is but a organized system of ignorince. There are more thing on heaven and earth... What do we know about the uni? Do we know what's behind the uni? I'm afraid some of us hardly know what's beyond behind. Fuck damnit, another Halloween People on Military know what this means Houses on fire, their blowin up cars Creatures on the streets, and razor blades in candy bars Went to trick or treat the first house on my block Spit in my face and gave me a rock I tried to give it back and said I'll take nothing instead Turned around and walked away and felt the rock peg me in the head Walked to the next house directly next door And there I found an old lady dead on the floor I said excuse me miss, but do you have

Your Bore
You make me feel like I'm a whore Like I'm the one who's there to bore you now It's always gonna be this way Get the fuck away 'Cause I can't seem to show you what you wanna see I can never give you anything you need I'm sick of wasting time on what can never be I cannot control you into wanting me You always wanna steal the light By stepping on the ones who fight for you It's always gonna be the same Get the fuck away 'Cause I can't seem to show you what you wanna see I can never give you anything you need I'm sick of wasting time on what can never be I cannot control you into wanting me I hate what you are I'll break you and leave you scarred I hate what you are I'll break you and leave you scarred I hate what you are 'Cause I can't seem to show you what you wanna see I can never give you anything you need I'm sick of wasting time on what can never be I cannot control you into wanting me now Into wanting me now Into wanting me now Into wanting m

People
I just don't get this. This guy comes to the front desk in the morning, and asks for directions to the mens wearhouse and if I could print them for him. Ok, I would rather do pointless shit like that then answer reservation calls, so I start lookin. Takes 10 min just to open a fuckin page, then 10 more to go to the next one while he is standing waiting. Ok, nevermind that there is a 24/7 FREE COMPUTER BUSINESS CENTER right behind him, which he headed off to a moment after I gave him the store number and directions...WTF?? way to waste my time...grrr...

How To Get It.
So you want a VIP huh?? Well, all you have to do is send me a message on why i should get you one. You also have to tell me what I get out of it as well. The best message will get it!! Have fun!! JP

The Lizard
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I said accusingly to my w

Stranger Connection
I've been wondering what it is about the connections I create with others that I love so much. Most of my friendships and relationships with others have helped me grow and become more in touch with myself; I learn so much from others. I also like knowing that I am a small part of another's life, as I also have a story to tell. Complete strangers can become amazing friends and at times so much more; meeting them in the flesh is not always necessary for this to happen. That is what probably intrigues me most: deep connections with strangers.

Pathetic Women
OK, if you're gonna be the kind of woman that sends flirty texts to married men. At least Woman up and tell the wife that you're up to it. Don't be sleazy, slutty, and cheap...have the decency not to send "you turn me on so much" to a mans' phone. Guess What, he's married. He has committed to forever with 1 woman, and that isn't you. And if you can't get a man who isn't married, at least have the tits to confront or fess up the wife. Because no woman deserves to have another woman trying to fuck her man.

06/02/08
"Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn, or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude." Denis Waitley **** This has to be the best one in a long time ****

Comfortable Liar
Broad Is this sea The salt, enters the wounds My take, On you is simple. So heal your fear heal your fear. Time, Spent waking off shore The calm, Before the storm. My take, From you is simple. So heal your fear (so heal your fear) You're such a comfortable liar You're such a comfortable liar You're such a comfortable liar You're such a comfortable liar You're such a comfortable liar So calm Cause I said wrong. You comfortable liar You comfortable liar You comfortable liar You comfortable liar You comfortable, Liar.....

Mumm Fun
if you want to know how this conversation started, read this mumm: http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=415970 so here it is(read from the bottom to the top): ->Dante'...: yes i can. cause i actually know how to behave. Dante'...: are you sure you can handle it all without throwing abrasive comments all over the place? ->Dante'...: then please explain it to me. i´m curious about it Dante'...: youre missing what it im implying. ->Dante'...: apparently you did. Dante'...: did you really take all of that seriously? Dante'...: maybe even a professor ->Dante'...: no. its cause you made it tis easy with your comments. Dante'...: really? is that because youre a psychology major? ->Dante'...: you´re welcome. although i have to say it wasnt that hard. Dante'...: thank you for your analysis of me

Omg,im A Winner
Search Shortcuts My Photos My Attachments See your credit score - free Free Credit Report &Score Checking your own credit report doesn’t affect your score. See yours for $0. By Experian. www.freecreditreport.com ADVERTISEMENT Why get an Online Degree? Find the Right School Unlimited calls: just $24.99/m Top Schools for Online Degrees Previous | Next | Back to Messages Call or Instant Message DeleteReplyForwardSpamMove... Printable View This message is not flagged. [ Flag Message - Mark as Unread ] From: "YOU HAVE A PACKAGE WITH DHL" Add Mobile Alert Subject: Contact DHL For Your ATM Card Date: Mon, 2 Jun 2008 20:27:55 -0400 (EDT) ATTN: WINNER, I have been waiting for you since to come down here and pick your Bank Draft but i did not heard from you since that time and i do not want you to loose your prize then I went and deposited the Draft with DHL West Africa for security keeping because I trave

Tommyrotica#2 "the Hot Shower"
TOMMYROTICA2 "THE HOT SHOWER"(18+) Category: Romance and Relationships This one is pretty steamy and not as tame as the first...goes like this...CLIMBING N2 THE SHOWER,I PULL U IN W/ME.WATCHING AS THE WATER FALLS OVER U MAKING U APPEAR 2 MY EYES AS AN OIL PAINTING IN AMAZING HUES OF AQUA BLUE AND SUNKISSED PINKS.GRABBING THE LOOFA I SOAP UP YOUR BACKSIDE AND LET THE SHOWER RINSE AWAYTHE SUDS B4 KISSING YOUR NECK AND SHOULDERS,LICKING YOUR SOFT SLIPPERY SKIN.REACHING AROUND U AND HOLDING YOUR SOAPY BREASTS IN MY HANDS,I FIND MYSELF GRINNING AS YOUR NIPPLES GROW HARD BENEATH MY FINGERTIPS.KISSING THE BACK OF YOUR SHOULDERS,I MOVE DOWN YOUR BODY RELEASING YOUR LUV PILLOWS AND RUNNING MY HANDS DOWN THE FRONT OF U,OVER YOUR RIBCAGE AND YOUR STOMACH RESTING THEM ON YOUR HIPS.W/OPENED MOUTH KISSES I MOVE DOWN YOUR SEXY FRAME,STOPPING ONLY 2 LICK THE SMALL OF YOUR BACK.AS I DROP 2 MY KNEES BEHIND U,U SIGH AS I GIVE YOUR TASTY LIL BUTT A NIBBLE.I PLACE MY HAND ON YOUR LOWER BACK AND GENT

Faded
today i felt numb weak and no emotion flowed thourgh my cold motionless body.. i sat in a gaze looking past all the outside to see what laid deep inside benth all the pain and when i gazed harder i blacked out into this world i called my own where darkness fell around every corner and the more i moved the more my light inside faded.. i stop to regain my since of direction and all i did was become more confused till i closed my eyes and felt ur touch.. and than i found my way.. i seen the light to the world of great supply. were i found the light of the love of u and i

One Moment More
Hold me Even though I know you're leaving And show me All the reasons you would stay It's just enough to feel your breath on mine To warm my soul and ease my mind You've got to hold me and show me now Give me Just one part of you to cling to And keep me Everywhere you are It's just enough to steal my heart and run And fade out with the falling sun Oh, please don't go Let me have you just one moment more Oh, all I need All I want is just one moment more You've got to hold me and keep me Tell me that someday you'll be returning And maybe Maybe I'll believe It's just enough to see a shooting star To know you're never really far It's just enough to see a shooting star To know you're never really gone Oh, please don't go Let me have you just one moment more Oh, all I need All I want is just one moment more Oh, please don't go Let me have you just one moment more Oh, all I need All I want is just one moment more You've got to hold me and maybe I'll

A Gift For Father's Day
These will be available until midnight on June 13th. Anyone wishing to participate MUST have their rates in by that time in order for them to be counted in this gift offer. Please read the entire blog before you order or ask questions. :) Thanks! F.A.Q. 1. Who can I order for? You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that has me blocked (only 3 people that I know of). 2. Can I order more than one at a time? Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. After rating the appropriate number of photos to cover your order, please send name, user ID, and photo for each person. 3. How long does it take for them to receive them? That depends on a few things. First, it depends on your order. If it wasn't placed correctly and I have to reply for more information, it will add to the delay. In addition to this, it depends on the number of orders received, and my personal schedule. Usually though, it take

~*friends With Benefits*~
~*Friends with Benefits*~ Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours! If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it!!!!!!

Lovers Embrace
Heat burning deep within Longing for the feel of skin upon skin Lips swollen, red and wet Wondering how fast my heart will get Hands trailing down my sides A tie covers my eyes & blinds A mouth searches down my chest A tongue nibbling at each breast Trailing kisses down my stomach Expertly exploring to my buttocks Gently pushing my legs open wide Feeling your tongue go deep inside Probing, sucking, my juicy center Making the way for you enter Pulling me to your loving embrace Making me look into your face Rocking me gently from side to side Til both our bodies will collide Laying in the lovers embrace Never wanting to leave this place

In The Bathtub
Subject: Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?' 'Well,' said the Director, 'We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' ''No,' said the Director. 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

Do You Have It?
The one who knows it and has it does not feel the need to prove it. He has passed that phase of having to prove to all that he knows and that he has it. It is all so mundane now. He looks back at himself and feels embarrassed for ever acting that way, but he realized that this is the way to enlightenment. He does not need to assert his power or flaunt it, all know that he posses it and do not challenge it. If he needs to assert his power and will he will do it and there will be no questions about the matter. That is an Alpha male. The ones you find often yelling, showing off are simply trying to prove something. He lacks power and authority; he often does not know and does not have it. He is at that shallow phase and trying to prove it to himself and trying to pretend that he has it and knows it. For those who have passed that phase he is often a joke, but some will never pass. I blame that in our society because these days who you are is not as important as who you appear to be

Liars
ITS AMAZING HOW GROWN ADULTS CAN ACT LIKE STUPID FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOLERS WHEN THEY ARE HIDING BEHIND A COMPUTER. ITS AMAZING HOW PEOPLE NOW A DAYS DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD INTEGRITY. THE DEFENITION FOR INTEGRITY IS "1 : firm adherence to a code of especially moral or artistic values : incorruptibility 2 : an unimpaired condition : soundness 3 : the quality or state of being complete or undivided : completeness". NOW TO ME IT MEAN STICKING TO YOUR WORD AT ALL TIMES. I HATE PEOPLE THAT CLAIM THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND BUT AS SOON AS YOU TELL THEM SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDNT WANT TOLD TO EVERYONE ELSE, THEY GO RUNNING THEIR MOUTHS. PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN TO ACT THEIR AGES AND LEARN WHAT THE WORD INTEGRITY MEANS.

My Angel Girl Arrives!
She is finally here!!! 26 hours of labor, and one C-section later, we have a beautiful baby girl! She was 8lbs 11oz, 20 3/4 in, and was born at 11:57AM. I got to hold her for a little while before we left, and she has got to be one of the most beautiful babies I have ever seen! She is healthy, and everything looks good. Momma is doing well too, aside from the exhaustion, and the incision from the C-section. We are all a little ragged, tired, hungry, and glad she is here. Daddy is tired too, but his little princess is finally here, and he is proud as he can be. We (my mother and I) were at the hospital from 10pm last night till 2:30pm this after noon. We think it is pretty cool that her birthday is 678 (06/07/08) easy to remember. It was a very long night, but we have a gorgeous Angel to show for it! I have the few pics I managed to take before my phone battery died in with my pics, check em out.

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Thanx For The Birthday Luv
Thanks so much to everyone for their beautiful words of encouragement...... on my post re Where Is Xena ???? You guys are awesome, and gave me the little bit of extra light and love I need at the moment. OMG what a mess can be left when u try to deal with everything while unwell, and tryin to be tough for everyone else. Well, its all moving again now, and, as bleak as all looks, I do know that everything will sort itself out ...... I thank you all from the bottom of my heart for your luv and beautiful words....... And, for all the laughs that you have given me and still will, now when I need it ..... I have made some really awesome friends that I consider real life friends on this site, because even on the net, if people have a profound impact upon the way you view things or do things in ur real life, THAT'S REAL FRIENDSHIP. Thanks to my BESTIES STANG and The Baddest MILF ....... in particular...... Love and thanks to all .........

Un'altra Te
Un'altra te dove la trovo io un'altra che sorprenda me un'altra te un guaio simile chissà se c'è un'altra te con gli stessi tuoi discorsi quelle tue espressioni che in un altro viso cogliere non so quegli sguardi sempre attenti ai miei spostamenti quando dal tuo spazio me ne uscivo un po' con la stessa fantasia la capacità di tenere i ritmi indiavolati degli umori miei un'altra come te ma nemmeno se la invento c'è mi sembra chiaro che sono ancora impantanato con te ed è sempre più evidente... e mi manca ogni sera la tua gelosia anche se poi era forse più la mia e mi mancano i miei occhi che sono rimasti lì dove io li avevo appoggiati quindi su di te mi sembra chiaro un'altra come te ma nemmeno se la invento c'è mi sembra chiaro che sono ancora impantanato con te ed è sempre più preoccupante... evidentemente preoccupante ma un'altra te non credo.... eros ramazzoti

Buffalo And Redheads
So I'm going ot Buffalo for a couple days and I can't wait. This will be my first time in that city. I'm excited to get out of this town even if only for 2 days. I hope I get to meet some cool people. Ever since I can remember I've had a thing for red heads. Over the years that "craving" has weined. Lately though BOOM! It's been back with a vengence. I would love to tell you about my ideal girl but I really don't have one.

A Kiss
A Kiss Here she sleeps now in my arms, To steal a Kiss, oh what the harm, Just a small one that none will miss, But still the essence of a Kiss. Oh for the chance to hold her near, And to whisper things for her to hear, Th say the things to make her stay, With me for now and every day. Oh for the strength to let her see, The things I keep inside of me, To ask her now to share my sight, For just this moment it not for life. If just from her to see a sign, To show the way to make her mine, So for this sign I now do wish, The sign behind a simple Kiss. DQA

Untitled
A man once asked the lord where were you on my darkest day and the lord replied *I was the rain fore I shed my tears for you* But what about my happiest day where were you then again the lord replied *I was the sunshine on your face fore I shared my smile with you* And where were you when it came for me to die once more the lord replied *It was then I laid you in my arms and brought you home*

A Shift In The Wind
They say when you love something you should let it go so I set you free but you are not ready to leave . . . But the words you say are nothing more then a memory . . . Your image is nothing more then a picture in my mind . . . Your touch a simple shift in the wind . . . You say you are not ready to leave I say you are already gone

Grief And The Process Of It.
Well with Baby Trace's death and the hoooohaaaaa in the sticky bulletin i just got one thing to say. If you don't like what someone is doing, just shut up and walk away. What a couple of people created with their judgemental view of others' expression of sympathy and grief on behalf of Dave is appalling. What makes you think that urs is the sole opinion that exists on this Earth and should thus be followed. To the girl who said people like me don't know loss. Hunny get a grip on yourself. If you knew loss, and were liberated from the pain of it, you would know that each of us grieve in our own way. Perhaps you ought to seek individual therapy instead of referring others' to group sessions. And if you are dead inside, you are not alive and thus you cannot feel the pain that is ur loss. Deal with it before your outside catches up to your inside. All I have to say, I have been through my own tumultuous times jaded by much pain, but to see your pain clearly is al

Leaset Expensive Gas In Your Zip Code
This is pretty nifty. Yes, it even works in Hawaii ! Just enter your zip code in the site below, and it tells you which gas stations have the cheapest prices (and the highest) on gas in your zip code area. It's updated every evening. http://autos.msn.com/everyday/gasstations.aspx?zip=&src=Netx /autos.msn.com/everyday/gasstations.aspx?zip=&src=Netx> Be a good neighbor and pass this along.

The Baddest Milf - A True Godmother
To me a GodMother is one that provides support, love and nurturing to those that she loves. And the GodMother knows no bounds with her love.... There is on such person that deserves to be entitled GodMother, cause she already is in every action and deed she offers to others. My Bestie and Family Member, The Baddest MILF, is one of the AWESOME rollers on Fubar. Beauty, Sexy, Heart, Soul and Spirit that is what makes her so special. Go and give her love, she deserves the title for the deeds she already undertakes. Tell her Xena sent ya ....... she will luv you for all the luv you show her. A true Goddess. The Baddest MILF®@ fubar Thanks from the bottom of my heart ...... xxx

Why The Arrival Is Unquotable
Even silent films had title cards. Perhaps because we’re not as visually oriented as we like to think, even in the high-speed digital photography and streaming video age, and tend to place bounds on our thinking with words and letters, a graphic novel like Shaun Tan’s “The Arrival” (ISBN 9780439895293) is a bit of a shock to the senses. It’s the story of an immigrant’s arrival in a new country that parallels the stories either you experienced or an ancestor of yours did, and it’s told entirely without words. The art itself is quite surreal and always in sepia tones, analogous to the black-and-white photos we most often associate with Ellis Island in the United States. The book’s writing for signs and posters in something incomprehensible to us is meant to make us feel through the reading that same experience of being somewhere new. Perhaps that’s what makes “The Arrival” so hard to read, because in a way you can’t read it. I’ve often heard the comment that words themselves ten

Prayer To God
You never know when God is going to bless you!! Good things happen when you least expect them to !!! Dear Lord, I thank You for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You. Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things. Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over.And it's the best response when I'm pushed beyond my limits. know that when I can't pray, You listen to my heart. Continue to use me to do Your will. Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to

The Idiots We Help & Who Then Turn On Us!!
~ SINS ~ HERS & MINE ~ 1st ~ I have to let you know that I think it is best, for everyone involved, that you & I do not "hang out" &/or "kick it" for a while.. And, I am serious when I say to you that this is because of your Words & Your "Final Decision" early, early this morning. I have come to the Conclusion, that the continued "DRAMA" in your life & NOW UNFORTUNATELY in Mine as well; stems from (for the MOST PART - 75% U / 25% Him) YOU & YOUR continued NEGATIVE ACTIONS towards him, at him, & EVERYONE in the "immediate vicinity" of the two of you. And, as long as there is a way for you to call him, text him, &/or see him you will be doing it without ANY RESPECT & REGARDS OF ANYONE AROUND YOU & HELPING YOU.. THE MORE & MORE I GET TO KNOW YOU I REALIZE THAT ALL I'M GETTING TO KNOW IS A VERY SELFISH, NEEDY, WEAK, & DISPICABLE PERSON!! BAM! CRASH! BURN! IT ALL BLOWS UP IN YOUR FUCKING FACE EVERY FUCKING TIME & YOU RUN

Walking.....
Walking out of the darkens, I see a shadow A shadow of what I was always seeking I am in amasment of this never ending battle Always wanting and never needing Walking into the light things become all to clear All that I've searched for all that I please Entering into a place of beauty and of fear Finally obtaining the untouchable things Walking out of the pain I begin to feel This emotion I've hidden so deep down inside Now I can breath now I can deal So happy so full of joy my spirits begin to rise Walking into love it has finally happened for me Never imaginged this place truelly lived It's the most eroctic the most supreme Open arms, heart & soul I except this gift By Diva K.

Satisfaction
Falling towards the heat Bittersweet sweat dripping Writhing in pleasure, pain Hot breath flooding the air Soft moan escaping over a bitten shoulder The wet sounds of bodies touching Nails dragging down an arching back Mouths locked, tongues entwined Building towards the release Straining Pumping Grinding Crying Clutching hips, yanking hair Teeth gritted in ectasy Eyes shutting out the world Minds focused on the joining Close, so close Stillness, quiet Explosion of liquids Bodies boneless with Satisfaction

Goodbye My Wonderful Friends At Fubar
well its been a fun trip on fubar but i must say it is now that i am leavin the wonderful land of fubar because of certian pple that cause problems with my marriage and its puttin a lot on my marriage with all the drama that is being started...so i wanna take this time 2 say goodbye 2 the real true friends i have found on here ty 4 ur friendship its been great and u will be missed!....i dont know if i will keep my yahoo open or not that may be goin 2 so if u have my cell # or my house # u can contact me on that....idk when i will be deleating my account cuz i am busy workin but am sure it will be soon....huggs and kisses 2 all my friends love ya and catch ya on the flip side! bye 2 all have a great life and make the most of what u have!.cuz i almost lost all of what i had dont take anything 4 granted! love ya all and hope 2 ttys!.

How Do You Survive A Kick In The Family Jewels?
Kash munni$ wrote- So widow I got kicked in the nuts by a girl I was gaming, and I offended her in some mean way! Looks like her boots were made for more then walking huh? ok the situation deals with my x g/f! And she is angry at me for cheating on her with her sister. And she attempted to heighten my arosal in a whole new, and excruciatingly painful, way. now chasing her down is not an option at this point and i needed to take of my balls instead. so I wrote this (how to) for other men. based on my own personal experiences . #1. Check for both testes 1st. If one or both have taken a trip north, better see a healthcare professional, like, now! #2. If everythings in place, check for bleeding, you may want to see a docter if ur bleeding from anything more than an obvious scrape. #3. Apply ice as soon as possible. U should check in on the little ones frequently, just to make sure no major changes take place. Then use your newly acquired free time to rest, read, clea

From The Bulletin Board (by Year Of The Dragon)
Below is a list of blog links. They will aid you in learning more about the site and its guidelines. As well, there are blogs that will help you code skins, bulletins, download fonts etc. Please repost this so that members have a chance to read it as well. REFERRING FRIENDS...correctly http://fubar.com/blog/60737/816804 How To Properly Verify Your Email http://fubar.com/blog/60737 NSFW: repost of Scrappers Blogs http://fubar.com/blog/60737/249509 NSFW Flagging Abuse and Guidelines http://fubar.com/blog/60737/257665 Important FuBar Links :=) http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324245 Salute Submission and Verification..Step by Step http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324210 Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members http://fubar.com/blog/60737/482649 Clickable Pics http://fubar.com/blog/60737/797493 How To Make Basic Skins http://fubar.com/blog/60737/695744 SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating http://fubar.com/blog/60

Free From Frustration
Saturday, June 14, 2008 Free from frustration You choose your frustrations. And you can just as easily choose to be free of frustration. What is it that makes you frustrated? What kinds of things bring on so much frustration that you can't get anything accomplished? Actually, nothing makes you frustrated. Frustration is just the way you respond to certain situations. Frustration is useful when you first feel it, because it calls your attention to the conflict between your inner values and your outer situation. But once it has your attention, frustration has done its job, and it is then time to let it go. As soon as you feel frustration, ask yourself what that frustration is attempting to tell you, and listen carefully to the answer. Once you truly get the message, the frustration has done its job and it falls naturally and easily away. By immediately understanding and appreciating what your frustration has to say, you can quickly get beyond it. Then, with a new sen

He Is Mad
he is way more then mad my baby is pissed....he wont even talk to me...all because of my fubar account...so now here i am thinking of deleting my account just to make him not mad at me....he wont even talk to me...he says that he doesnt trust me...wtf?.....i have never cheated...i have never messed around on him...but here he is not trusting me all because of my pics...wtf?....they are not that bad all of my friends know this but yet he is still mad...i just dont know what to do....i love him and i would never do anything to hurt him yet here he is telling me that i did...i give up....i just dont care anymore i am deleting my fubar account all because he is not happy with my pics....i am sry to all my friends that i am going to be losing i am sry to everyone....idk anymore i am just sry

Things Are Finally Starting To Look Up For Me!
So, after almost a year of struggling with everything from emotions, finances, life in general...things are really starting to look up for me finally! It started with my new job. :D I got a new job, still working at the hospital, with a nice pay increase. I start this Wednesday working at the hospital pharmacy as a their buyer. I think that it will keep me really busy and be quite challenging. So very excited to start! Next...I got the car of my dreams. Which not only meant getting rid of my gas hog Explorer, but reducing my payments by $150 a month. Hip hip hooray!!! This car has everything I could ever imagine! It is a Cherry Red Monte Carlo, with black leather seats(heated, like I'll ever use those in Oklahoma), sunroof, tinted windows, auto start and lots of extras inside. I loved the fact that I could change the radio station and volume right on my steering wheel. I was totally like a little kid in a candy store driving home from Lawton! As for my "non-existent" love-life?

Happy Father's Day To All Dad's
I just want to wish all the Dad's in the USA a most happy and rewarding Father's Day this year....... May your children shower you with love and bring you much love laughter and happiness. For those that cannot be with their children, may the memories of them bring you much joy on this day. Never doubt the importance of your role in this world. A Father is just as important as Mum, and never let it be said otherwise. In many relationships, due to tradition, the Father is made to feel as a 'backup' ..... A Mother's natural role is to nurture ..... But Dad's let me tell ya, you are almost more important than Mom. That's because as Dad, your role is to make sure that Mom, doesn't worry too much about everyone else (as some Mom's can selflessly do) and to make sure she is at her best to be the best Woman, Mother and if you are together, Partner she can be ........ A Father gives Mom the capacity to do and be all the things she dreams of ....... And, likewise it shou

Ode To A Good Supervisor
Ode to a good supervisor If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before thinking things through, you will love this...! A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business!!!!! He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I make $300 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Lady Of My Dreams
Every night I dream of her, never knowing her face, just feeling her against my skin and holding her in my arms. With'in my dreams I feel her love for me, and i know she could never hurt me. But I dread to wake up from this dream, knowing i will wake up alone. every night I look forward to sleep, but every moring I dread to be awake. Please come to me my lady of my dreams.

Tears
Tears They never fall They never fall These tears of mine will never fall I don't care what you do I don't care at all Not in time of death Nor in time of need Even in pain, my tears will heed No matter how much I bleed Not in time of love, Even if I sacrifice my creed You'll never forsee, what i'll do next Even if you try, you'll fail, perplexed As I sit here alone With nothing for which to atone You let me be You left me here to die But you came back just to tell me a lie Now again, I saw you walk away Now, they start to fall, Now, they start to fall Now I can't stop them I can't stop them at all

What I Believe,
I believe in the will. I believe in discipline. I believe in the organization. I believe in the rigor that gives us work. I believe in love as an engine of all things. I believe in the light. I believe in God. I believe in kindness ...I live for honesty, trust, brilliance, charm, excitement, accomplishment, success,true love, chivalry, a lot of roughness, a little of tenderness, independance, & beauty... Today is the beginning of my new life. I am starting over today. All good things are coming to me today. I am grateful to be alive. I see beauty all around me. I live with passion and purpose. I take time to laugh and play every day. I am awake, energized and alive. I focus on all the good things in life And give thanks for them. I am at peace and One with everything. I feel the love, the joy, the abundance. I am free to be myself. I am magnificence in human form I am the perfection of life. I am grateful to be... ME! Today is the best day of my life! Life is like a cigarette, you can

Givin In
Will you, walk me to the edge again. Shaking, lonely, and I am drinking again Woke up tonight and no one's here with me I'm giving in to you Take me under I'm giving in to you I'm dying tonight I'm giving in to you Watch me crumble I'm giving in to you I'm crying tonight I'm giving in to you Caught up, in life Losing all my friends Family has tried, to heal all my addictions Tragic it seems, to be alone again I'm giving in to you (Oh fuck) I look forward, to dying tonight Drinks 'till I'm myself, life's harder every day The stress has got me I'm giving in Giving Giving in, NO! Take me under (I'm killing all the pain) I'm dying tonight (i'm sick of all this pain) Watch me crumble (I'm killing all the pain) I'm crying tonight I'm giving in to you Take me under I'm giving in to you I'm dying tonight I'm giving in to you Watch me crumble I'm giving in to you I'm crying tonight I'm giving in to you -adema

Life
Procrastination, mind draws blank, with hesitation, gun shots, fill the nite sky, its the sound, that your hatin, blood flows, on the sidewalk, and the streets, where you walk, its your homeboys body, bein outlined in chalk, im sick sadistic, fucked up and twisted, my thoughts, go ballistic, cuz love is like, a drug addiction, thinkin of all your friends, is like a, pain infliction, its a sickness, caught up in prediction,

What Fam Means 2 Me
A tissue when you cant stop crying A shoulder when you feel like dying Always knows when you have something to say A week when you need a day Tape when everything falls apart Some glue when everything falls apart A sun when the rain just wont stop Your mom when you run into a cop Phone call when you cant leave your home Hand when you feel all alone Wing if you want to flu Understands without knowing why An ear for a secret to tell A pill when you feel unwell A love that can never let go This poem is just dedicated to all my fam Thank you for everything

I Got Nuthin....
It's been really bugging me to! I have absolutely nothing to write about and it's driving me crazy...some might beg to differ on that note...as in...I might just be crazy to begin with! There are days when I can write about the stupidest shit, most mundane things that happen in my day to day existence...but not as of late. Nope, uninteresting, undaunting have my days been in the lameness of their constant way of showing up! So, what did I do today? Hmm, well, for the record, I exercised. I've been getting better at doing that lately except that I forgot to put deoderant on after my shower..so, I smelled for my efforts! Hmm..I shaved. That is an all important thing for a woman to do in the summertime, I assure you! There's nothing worse than a tank top ladden lady sporting a french woman's underarm! Not a pretty sight! I'm happy to say that was not me today. I might smell like one but I sure as hell don't have the matching underarms! Oh and I guess I could thin

True Beauty Lies Within!
I've came to realize that in this world today ppl have lost sight of the things that should matter most in life.. and what I mean by that is ppl are more concerned about appearance and outter beauty than to realize that what really counts is who you are on the inside.. honestly if you think about it back in the day the reason ppl were happier is becuz they didn't put that much effort into making sure they were wearing the latest fashions or making sure that their asses were hanging out so they could attract the opposite sex.. ppl actually had a personality .. now ppl date based on a sexual attraction rather than a real whole hearted attraction to the person underneath all that clothing... and yes i know that you do have to be attracted to a person.. but that shouldn't be all that you base it on.. and ppl lose that person they really are to try to impress other ppl.. it's sad really .. cuz this is why we have more and more divorce every year.. girls need to forget about trying to impres

I Just Had A Sausage Wrap.
It has enacted cataclysmic horrors upon my gastrointestinal system that defy human comprehension. The unspeakable aberration has torn asunder that which I once believed to be impervious to such culinary aggression. I say thee back! Back to the depraved depths of dietary hell! No more will I tolerate your insolent onslaughts upon my god given flesh and soul! Heed my warning mortal reader, though this simple sausage wrap my appear quite innocuous indeed, the conniving and cowardly manner of its duplicity is not to be taken lightly or easily. Rather, examine the meat parcel with the utmost care and concern. Beware this sausage... this Sausage Wrap of Doom!

Calling Part 13
With the few words spoken that night between us both but yet the other already feeling the pressure pressing down on us both from what we had done in the past week to cause life to come to both of us and all the fear that was building up inside of me from carrying these two unborn creatures of the night within myself was reaching it's boiling point within myself. Even though I was fighting this fear that was inside of me I never let it show to my Husband and if he was having any fears about our unborns then he never showed it to me either but always showed me nothing but deep love and how much he wanted to always be with me. If he had any fears they never showed for at night when he was with me and we would walk out under the Moonlight and he would make his transformation so he could be at ease as he was drawn to the Full Moon on the nights that it was Full and high above us in the night sky over Delrita. The nights we spent together as a couple under the skys at night made all the

In Someone's Blog
subject: What is my true rating? post date: 2008-06-18 23:44:54 views: 34 comments: 4 ratings: 0 I was just curious, since I have been here I have noticed that almost everybody here is rated a ten, so I wonder.... Are people rating me a ten or an eleven just to be nice or do they really mean it? Not that it matters because everybody has their own opinion, I was just thinking it over, that's all. my response: no i'm the wrong person to talk to about ratings dont ask that question too much i never cared about ratings and i got curious and started asking why they rated the way they did started getting attitude who is to say how to rate is someone teaching how i cant tell how so everyone gets 10 but its the comment comment is the telling story how someone comments is the area to be concerned the downraters are just hatas with excuses of honest ratings dont need the attitude in my friends

Rates Needed
MommaCat needs your help!!!! All is asked is 2,500 in rates for fubucks! All help is appreciated! Contest ends two weeks from June 22, 2008! Rules: It will start on Sunday 22nd June at 10pm UK time, 5pm EST, 2pm PST and it will close on Tuesday 8th July at 11pm UK time, 6pm EST, 3pm PST. Everyone can win fubucks as long as they have over 2,500 points at the end of the contest. Comments = 1 point each, rates = 5 points each and will be added to the comments to make the final total. When you get over 2,500 points, the final total will be multiplied by 10, so if you make 3,000 points, you will receive 30,000 fubucks etc.

Help Out Jaysbaby Pretty Please :)
Please Help Jaysbaby she needs 2,500 To Win Fubucks. Most Comments (min 15,000) Wins VIP/Blast. Most Rates (over 200) Wins Blast/Bling Pack. So go show her lots of love whether it be a rate or a few comments or a few hundred lol. Click the pic below to help :PThanks all Hugs

Need 15,000 Comments And Rates
HEY EVERYONE IM IN A CONTEST AND WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU ALL STOP BY AND SHOW SOME LOVE FOR YOUT FRIEND THE VIPER. PLEASE CLICK THE PIC BELOW ABD COMMENT ME AND RATE ME AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN AND PLEASE PASS IT ON. I WOULD LOVE THAT A LOT. THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING GREAT FUBAR FRIENDS.

Wolves
Drums pound as gourd rattles shake in rhythm with the joyous heart of Earth Mother Spirits of Earth and Sky loudly rejoice at birthing of new Wolf pups Tiny new lives beginning in innocence their eyes closed to what might be Gently, as the caress of a Butterfly Wind Spirits stroke their fur Sleeping pups, dreaming dreams of ancestors roaming free Prairies, mountains, valleys, and streams were once a home they shared with all Awaken young pups, and grow strong for yours is not the path of your ancestors No longer will you roam wild and free upon this land that was once theirs For generations you kept balance among creation and of close family you lead the way With stealthy swiftness you move and protect your family as no other You are great teachers among earth relations yet many lies have been spoken of you Each of you is a gift to all that is yet many two leggeds would not agree They would destroy all of you and your young if only they could secretly fin

A Promise Ring To The Heart(poem)
The ring has a meaning to it So does it to the person Your giving it to A promise to never break That one's heart A promise to be there A promise to love Those promise's are true In every day living A promise ring Is to the heart To capture that special Someone That mean's the world To you A promise ring To the heart

Fu Relationships
i have a lot of curiousity about fu relationships. i notice that not everyone seems to be in one, but that it is a popular subject on here. i asked a friend on here about them, and if there were basically any stipulations involved~~ at first i was told no, but when i mentioned that another fu and i were talking about it, she told me that the person wanting a fu relationship "most likely wants phone sex". is this true? if yes or no, is there any other automatics that come along with being fu married? like, comments, gifts, anything? what happens when you and your fu other grow apart? do you get fu divorced? i hope that someone knows some of these answers, cause i am extremely curious to know!!!!

Images Of A Mom
4 YEARS OF AGE > My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE > My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE > My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 YEARS OF AGE > Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either! 16 YEARS OF AGE > Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned. 18 YEARS OF AGE > That old woman? She's way out of date! 25 YEARS OF AGE > Well, she might know a little bit about it. 35 YEARS OF AGE > Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion. 45 YEARS OF AGE > Wonder what Mom would have thought about it? 65 YEARS OF GE > Wish I could talk it over with Mom. .

Ideal Relationship?? They Are Real...
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Quote Of The Month....
"I expect to pass through this life but once if there be any kindness I can show or good thing I can do for my fellow man, let me do it now, and not defer it, as I shall not pass this way again." William Penn

Help Me Make You See
There's a full moon up tonight There's a feeling of love when you touch me And I hope I get this right Hope that you can make sense out of something Help me make you see What tonight could be Let me love you from the bottom of my heart Let me love you till all the stars surrender to the dark And the words sometimes fail me, I just want to say Nothing or no one's ever touched me this way Let me love you from the bottom of my heart I was thinking, it's too late I was walking through life without living Then you came and showed the way And you gave me whole new beginning Baby, make this night The first day of the rest of our lives

If You Only Knew
If you only knew I'm hanging by a thread The web I spin for you If you only knew I'd sacrifice my beating Heart before I lose you I still hold onto the letters You returned I swear I've lived and learned It's 4:03 and I can't sleep Without you next to me I Toss and turn like the sea If I drown tonight, bring me Back to life Breathe your breath in me The only thing that I still believe In is you, if you only knew If you only knew How many times I counted All the words that wen't wrong If you only knew How I refuse to let you go, Even when you're gone I don't regret any days I Spent, nights we shared, Or letters that I sent It's 4:03 and I can't sleep Without you next to me I Toss and turn like the sea If I drown tonight, bring me Back to life Breathe your breath in me The only thing that I still believe In is you, if you only knew If you only knew I still hold onto the letters You returned You help me live and learn It's 4:03 and I c

Obama=poor Judgement
NFRW POINTS FORWARD ELECTION TALKING POINTS BULLETIN Talking Point Theme: Obama=Poor Judgement Obama=Poor Judgement... If Barack Obama is elected it is possible that four Supreme Court Justices could be selected during his tenure. Do you trust him to select Supreme Court Judges? Obama's Words When asked what criteria Obama would require when selecting judges he said, "We need somebody who's got the heart, the empathy, to recognize what it's like to be a young teenage mom. The empathy to understand what it's like to be poor, or African-American, or gay, or disabled, or old. And that's the criteria by which I'm going to be selecting my judges." - Barack Obama, To Planned Parenthood, July 17, 2007 Remarks of Senator Barack Obama on the Confirmation of Judge John Roberts "Truly difficult cases" should involve "one's deepest values, one's core concerns, one's broader perspectives on how the world works, and the depth and breadth of one's empathy." S

For Our Troops
Not everyone can understand The soldier will die on demand . Though never saying his goodbyes The soldier will fight till he dies .. He will fight for our freedom to be Even when we disagree ... While some lounge around and have a beer The soldier will fight on, through sheer fear .... While we may never forgive Think of the soldier, and what he’s prepared to give ..... So bear in mind when you pray There’s a soldier giving his life away

Fire
Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion's war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion's play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other's eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tangles them in a lover's knot that e

Tag...you're It!!!
Instructions..... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 6 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "you're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.... 1. I was born without my thyroid gland and have to take medication daily to replace the hormones it would produce if I had one. 2. I have been married once before, took the vows at age 20 and was married for six years before we divorced. 3. I have a tendency like my dad to go off by myself for time to be away from everybody for one reason or another, and sometimes it's hard for me to come back to my life as it is. 4. I have one brother, one stepbrother, and two stepsisters. My stepfather is my dad's first cousin and my second cousin and that means his kids are my third cousins besides being stepsiblings, lol. I swear

Tagged
Here is what ya do.... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am a dark chocolate FREAK 2. I am very submissive and LOVE to be spanked! 3. I have a bald man fetish. LOL 4. I am allergic to dishwashing soap. 5. 38DD 6. 1/2 Dutch 7. Love "backdoor" sex ALOT - shhhh 8. Gets turned on if the wind blows 9. Born In Kansas 10. Love the extremes - hot wax or ice cubes I tagged - Tall Texan - Mr Adorable - Rex Steel - LaDawg - and my girl Xx*luscious*xX

Tagged Ii
Dammit, forgot to include the 5th person, and had to repost :) Instructions......(I was tagged by Stroke my Freddy) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am an 85% misanthrope 2) I write poetry and stories, maybe someday will get published 3) My uncle is a famous comedian in Russia 4) I used to be mistaken for a boy when I was little 5) I am bi-lingual, but can understand and read 5 languages more or less 6) I am a closet nerd 7) Nature is my favorite thing in the world 8) I have an arm bone of a French Revolution soldier in my closet that I snagged from the Catacombs in Fwance 9) I almost got whacked by mafia when I was young 10) My mom is a crazy

In Memory Of The Best
Who you were... You were everything that held our family together..... You were Kathleen's mother..... You were a beloved daughter..... You were my strength when I was weak,.... My friend when I had no one..... You loved me when I didn't love myself..... You were our sister..... You were Melissa Marie Barley-Webster..... You were taken away too young..... You are forever in our hearts and missed everyday.

Randomness
Instructions...... (I was tagged by clowny) Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) My biggest fear are frogs, yet I have one tattooed on my lower back. 2) I have broken 12 bones in my body, my left elbow twice in the same year.(Guess that qualifies me as clutsy?) 3) I have monkey toes and can pick up a penny off of a tile floor with them. 4) I like to put ranch dressing in my mashed potatoes. 5) Like the person that tagged me, I am, also, anal retentive about spelling errors. I have the habit of correcting them. 6) From the age of 12 to the age of 16, I volunteered at a zoo, where I have bitten numerous times by different animals. 7) In my Junior year of hig

Mom
my tears that fell from my pale brown eyes, have stopped, dried up, concealing the pain. the life that used to be lived under the skies, is now only lived in vain. i am lost, in this world of cruelty and poverty, alone, in this sick, dark forest; with no map to guide me or lock for the key, but knowing death as a way out, surest. i used to go and find love in beings now i only seek anything from myself. only my eyes are ever seeing, all the pain, i have hidden away on a shelf. i have given up on everything i ever had. i no longer want anything from anyone. my eyes used to be so bright, now only sad. my remorse is never showing. the feelings have left and i am numb. "this will leave as she has grown" look at me now, i bet you feel dumb this was not a stage that i would pass through my heart and soul full of rage all because of you thank you mom for never caring setting the timer on my bomb i'm all alone now and this is my sharing.

What Lies Beneath
I see you sitting, All alone, Regretting All that you have done. The voice inside you, IS getting faint. Only a few, See you as a saint. The tears I see, Fall down your cheek, Leaveing a streak, As the true you, Is set free. I can see what lies beneath, Of all the hate and sorrow. Under the sheath, of no tomorrow. YOur glowing eyes And sad smile Open up, LIke a thousand skies. Rescued from a War of denial. I can see all in What lies beneath.

"the Sum Of Her Parts"
So, you wonder sometimes why I avoid this site like the plague at times? This is an example of the shit that gets me to say "fuck this site" & run away to video game land for a long while. It happens all the time... some random person thinks that saying "hi how r u?" is gonna lead directly into me giving out my screen name & jumping on yahoo or msn messenger so they can try to coerce me into acting like a cam-whore. I've been around the web enough to know what all this shit is like, and I am so tired of these assholes. I just don't have the patience anymore: This followed by: His comment (which I deleted) said I "look like a dog." If I'm so fuckin' ugly, why the fuck was he so pissed I didn't want to get on IM with him on yahoo or msn? HM? Guys like this are the reason a lot of you nice guys out there get treated like shit just by virtue of being male... because women come to expect this kind of treatment online & we become guarded & in some cases downright MEAN.

Help!
GamerKitten's Bully: === 'GaMerKiTTeN *Chriz's Girlfriend*' wrote the following at '2008-07-03 08:15:05'.. > > Please help out my good friend Steve he is 87,000 from hitting henchman. He has been at that level long enough. I would love to see him ranked up! > > pip1966@ fubar > > Mwahz! Thankies!

Priviledge... That One Day.
Privilege… that one day. I wonder why I haven't had the privilege of a hot, crazy, sexy and sultry woman that one day? What if I needed that just this one time? To just loose total control for once, mutually and not think of anything but that radiant moment for whatever it is and it's worth? Even a fling would bring me great joy, just to be there at that threshold and let go. Give me the details; wouldn't you feel right too? Wouldn't you be as I, just a bit curious as to how it would be just that one moment? Are you so afraid if would lead to something more spontaneous? Am I not your type? Does it really matter if we are just trying to console our own misgivings and fears in the culmination of true total unrestricted passion? Are you that superficial that you can't get past what's right in front of you and just give in to what pure and right for you and I that one time? I've been alone for ever so long that truly the fake realistic would seem the right and perfect thi

Bureaucracy Bull Fucking Shit
that ugly piece of shit of a man wesley snipes was honored with a visa even though he has been convicted of tax fraud. two ppl who once cared for each other and considered each their soulmate is denied a visa the same day. where is the fucking god dam holy fucking shit justice? that fucking shit snipes belongs in jail. the two who thought they had a future together was cut dead. u do everything u can to live ur life right, and some god dam senior home boy, who was convicted for 3 FUCKING YEARS can still get to do his own thing across the world. it makes no difference trying to be a good person...NONE!

Come Join The Party! Happy Hour Pimpout From Booboo And Passionman71 (thank You, Hugsss)
Come join the party on LilBamaGirls page on Saturday at 2:00 p.m. Fubar time. Shes hosting her first Happy Hour. Many worked hard bombing too help get her this Happy Hour. Stop by and show her some love. Let's make this a celebration that she will never forget. Shes got 3 Happy Hour rate folders set up. For each folder you rate she will pay you 5k in fubucks. There will be a drawing for those that rate all 3 rate folders for a jet plane. Please private message her after you are done rating and let her know how many folders you have rated. So come one , come all rate, bling and party with us on her. LilBamaGirl ~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar Please repost This Happy Hour pimpout brought too you by: Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~Fu-owned by Anna~@ fubar ♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Girl@ fubar (repost of original by '♥BooBoo♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Farscapecat & Happy Country Gir

Dancing In The Moonlight
When I cut, it is as deep as my pain falling shattering I am devilish and cruel I saw the eyes of Death... the normals all hate me for they are fools there is no life for me, only death Nobody raises their eyes to heaven, no, not one i really like blood i wish for a savior like lestat blood is my life endless unhappiness

My Lyrics
My heart feeds from the fire that burns in your eyes.... My soul drinks from the fountain of your love... I try to forget all the goodbyes... and I try to see whats above... Your hand appeared before me and pulled me from the shadows... i see Your smile lifted me up to my feet... I will do what ever God allows... this very existance drums to your beat... The presence of you wakens me... The touch of you breaths life over me... My voice speaks of you... My heart feels close to you... im intoxicated in your flame... we met with nothing to blame... im no longer lost when im close... im at home in my hand a rose... show your strength...show your strength...build me up and i will hold you... show your strength...show your strength...build me up and i will hold you... I have loved ... i have hated... You were their and never faded... it tumbles down as i shout above... you have rebuilt me as i have came to love... you have never turned your back... through all this

I’m Nautically Challenged But Faithfully Undaunted
“And when it was determined that we should sail into Italy, they delivered Paul and certain other prisoners unto one named Julius, a centurion of Augustus’ band.” Remember, Paul wasn’t guilty of anything, it all started some years (and a few chapters) ago when Paul’s preaching the Good News of Jesus Christ started a riot in Jerusalem that was subtly encouraged by the Sanhedrin. For his own protection and to forestall an even greater riot, the Roman garrison took Paul into protective custody. Then he was brought under heavy guard to Caesarea, the provincial capital of Judea, to be heard because as a Roman citizen he could appeal to higher authority within the Empire. For years Paul languished under house arrest in Caesarea despite his appeal to the Emperor (Nero, who if you know history was not the best person to appeal to on a good day), and then Governor Festus and the reigning-but-not-ruling King Agrippa had their ship come in. Luke, who re-enters the story at the beginnin

To All The Other Women
As I write this I am clear on several things; that you both chose to hurt other people (wife, kids, and family). How could you not know others are hurting when I reached out (even confronted) and told you so. To top it off you justified yourself/yourselves! Another fact is that you cared less about hurting people and you are selfish. You own that - not me! You were never JUST FRIENDS with my husband! You were never a friend to my husband’s marriage, relationship or his family!!! Friends do not act the way you both have!! HOMEWRECKERS are not friends of any marriage or family!! I know that my husband became this angry man and took revenge on me and used you as the way to hurt me. No spouse deserves to be betrayed, gaslighted, and lied too. He is emotionally abusive towards me (his wife), and family - who deserves that? He re-wrote our history to justify himself. He doesn’t remember hardly anything he has done and is defensive of his actions - which leaves me crying defending myself

Wanna Come Home With Me?
My husband and I have been tying to find us a nice little chicka to come over and play with us. All the girls I meet and for show only. I am looking for someone to have fun with. My husband just wants to watch us have fun. Please let me know if your interested in a good time.

Bird Feeders..
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free andeasily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ...everywhere!Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder ands quawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

I Found This Amusing:)
Just thought it was funny Why Women Are Crabby We started to 'bud' in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn 't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your no strils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it was off to Moth erhood where we learned t

Dog Food Diet
Dog Food Diet Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart for Roxy the wonder dog and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because Id ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me??

Rules For Every Man....
1) You should always know the following items about your woman/partner/girlfriend/wife (it will come in handy for rule 4). -Her favorite color (ie purple) -Her favorite flower (ie calla lillies) -Her favorite sweet (ie white chocolate covered oreos) -Her favorite treat (ie hanging out at the book store with a wad of cash) -Her jewelry preference (ie simple, silver or gold - no frills) 2) You are in control of the mood of your woman and your house (if you live together). -How you treat her directly impacts her mood and that of your household. What is even better is that she amplifies your mood 10 times over! If you are kind and sweet to her she will be that and more to you, your children, your friends, anyone that happens to interact with you. 3) If you have children, remember they belong to BOTH of you! You do not babysit them AND you should be responsible for finding daycare at least half the time. 4) Every woman needs unexpected random acts of kindness ( like v

Stranger
hey all i havent been here much just not been very instered in the computer my messanger is nascarfan200272@yahoo.com if anyone wants to add me ive been having good days and bad days but im getting better

De-paulification....the Resurrection
Why.. Six months...oh no wait ....7.. 7 muthafucking months roll by....and you email me. Not to see how i'm doing...Not to see how the kids are, or how my schools going, or even how the fucking cat is doing.... No......you just want to know if I would still like to sit on your face. You have got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME. Bill gates should slap you upside your big stupid head for wasting good email paper to type that shit to me...not once...but twice. No. I do not want to sit on your face. I don't want to fuck you. I do not want you to touch me. I do not want to smell you look at you or hear you. Leaved Mes Alone. Go hump a cactus. Go buy a prostitute. Just don't fucking bother me. Fucking asshole. gah!! Fucking men....

Page Skins
HELP! LOOKING FOR HELP WITH MAKING A SKIN FOR MY PAGE. I DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO DO IT. I'M A FIREFIGHTER AND EXNAVY DIVER. SO I'M LOOKING FOR A SKIN OF ONE OF THOSE TWO THINGS. IF SOME ONE CAN TELL ME OR HOOK ME UP I WOULD BE WICKED THANKFUL.

Dj Liberty & Dj Freak's Fu-wedding
Chris Brown - With You (I Need You Boo) - Chris Brown - With You (I Need You Boo) DJ Liberty & DJ Freak are getting married! Come join us in Seduction for the wedding of DJ Liberty & DJ Freak!1am Eastern Standard Time12am Central Standard TimeYou definitely don’t want to miss thisDrinks, & Great tunes to follow! Click the picture below to join us in Seduction for this great ceremony!

I Remember
Cant most of us relate to this song? I kind of closed a chapter when this song first came out...so this kind of reminds me on what and how I was feeling. Keisha Cole is awesome..I hope you enjoy the song either way I Remember - K. Cole

Survey
How old do I look? [ ] 12 [ ] 13 [ ] 14 [ ] 15 [ ] 16 [ ] 17 [ ] 18 [ ] 19 [ ] 20 [ ] 21 [ ] 22 [ ] 23 [ ] 24 [ ] 25 [ ] 26 [ ] 27 Describe me in 5 words 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I.. [ ] Hot [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute [ ] Ugly Would you rather.. [ ] Make out [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out [ ] Booty call Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe How do you really feel about me? Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No

Auction Time
This is my first auction so lets see ow it goes. 1.) I need a pic of your choice. 2.)I need what you want for your auction and I'll put it with your pic. 3.)Your pic must get rated. 4.)it will start July 15th and will end on the last day in July. 5.)I will notify all winners and you of the winners. So who wants in?

Forestrican
IS MY NEW FEW OWNER! imikimi - Customize Your World SHE'S THE FIRST WOMAN TO FU-OWN ME! THINK SHE CAN TAME ME? imikimi - Customize Your World WE SHALL SEE! STOP BY HER PAGE AND SHOW MY OWNER SOME NON STOP FU-LOVIN! FØRè§‡_♥_Rî¢ÁÑ ~ ČLÜß FÁR~ I ♥ ☆Pî§Çè§1971☆

After Glow
meet your gaze & help you stand hold my breath & kiss your hand see you blush & your cheeks red smell your hair & kiss your brow brings me joy to hear you speak take your hand & kiss your cheek feel your skin on my finger tips hold your face & kiss your lips love's so true passion begins caress your form & kiss your skin passion flow like summer rain love's fulfilled & we kiss again the afterglow & fond embrace speak of love & kiss your face

Needing Time To Think
I am taking time off to think,everything has gotten so fucking fowled up that I think I need to this. I can only hope my friends will still be here when I return. I will probably disable alot of things on here since I will not be on. Thanx everyone and as cliche' as this may seem I need to try and mend a heart that really never took off.I have no ther choice,One person has assumed the worse on here and I understand,but just always remember that the things that happen sometimes are not what they see,meaning the phone call you expected.I am sorry. You guys have always rocked in my eyes. Takes care Roxi

Comments
Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast. - Woody Allen Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. - Swami X When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. - Author Unknown Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - WoodyAllen Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them. - Author Unknown Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy - Steve Martin I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. Elton John. A terrible thing happen

Love Is The Greatest Feeling
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart,My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart, And I have poured my entire soul into you, Right from the very start.

Guns In The Hands Of Liberals
Guns in the Hands of Liberals February 15th, 2008 Check out the below photo of Ray Nagin, Mayor of N’awlins. What a dummy, playing around with guns. I DO support gun control - for Liberals. You could kill somebody with a dipshit like this swinging guns around. Worse yet, the dumbass police chief is just as bad, standing there laughing about fooling around with guns. It’s a wonder the city will survive at all with keystone kops like this… Makes me wonder why they need all this new firepower at all since they disarmed everyone during Katrina

I Made A Mistake & Must Now Live With It
THIS MARKED NSFW BECAUSE OF THE COMMENTS I WILL PROLLY RECEIVE. I MADE A MISTAKE. WELL, ACTUALLY I HAVE MADE MANY. HTML IS OFF. APPROVAL OF COMMENTS IS OFF. SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO.OH BY THE WAY, I DO HAVE 2 FUBAR USERS BLOCKED, AND ONLY TWO: JAMIE DAWN AND BEYOND REDEMPTION.SO HERE IS MY GIFT TO YOU. LET IT ALL OUT. I AM FAR FROM NORMAL, BUT I WAYS ALWAYS LOYAL, ALTHOUGH IT WOULD APPEAR MY LOYALITIES WERE MISPLACED.

Bastille Day
The Declaration of the Human Rights (1789) Illustration : The Declaration of the Human Rights The 1789 Declaration of the rights of man and the citizen was inspired by the American Declaration of Independence of 1776. The French Declaration marked the end of the Ancien Régime and the dawn of a new era. The Constitution of the Fifth Republic explicitly refers to this Declaration, which is now one of our founding texts. History The Declaration of the rights of man and the citizen, along with the decrees of August 4 and 11, 1789 abolishing feudal rights, was one of the fundamental texts adopted by the Constituent Assembly formed in the wake of the meeting of the Estates General. Although adopted in principle before July 14, 1789, several drafts of the Declaration were discussed before deputies voted for the final text, after lengthy debate, on August 26. It consists of a preamble and 17 articles containing various provisions pertaining to the individual and the Nation. It

Panther
Bright yellow eyes glow, then silver blue mesmerises her face. Black fur so soft covers her body, then skin appears glowing and sparkling like crystals on a dark night. She’ll seek you at night, but stalk you by day. She’ll lick your face but kiss you with her soft lips. Her nose can sniff your scent, her eye can follow your every move. She’ll make your heart beat faster with the touch of her paws, but make you go numb with the touch of her hands. A sleek body with black fur, that shimmers in the moonlight as she stalks her next victim, but then a ray of beauty as she seeks her feline needs, a lick and then a sniff, followed by a kiss and a look into her bright yellow eyes but one blink and they change into blue. Her tongue laps milk from a saucer, but her lips drink from a bottle. She can sense you from far away, but feel your movements within seconds, she protects her enclosure with her scent, but herself by her feelings. Muscular legs prowl at night, glowing eyes scouring aro

Wtf Man :d
u know some people on here who say there ur friends need to wake up cause a friend is there for u and dont lie and not do what they say there gonna do but u know what when u ask me to help u with something im gonna turn my back on you just like u did me.....

Wtf Is This!
I REALLY DON'T GET THIS SITE! I MEAN WTF IS THIS SITE A DATING SITE OR AN ONLINE BAR.. SHYT AT BARS IN REAL LIFE THERE ARE COUPLES THERE.. I MEAN WE GET A NOTICE SAYING WE ARE IN VOLATION (SP) OF THEIR CODES FOR HAVING A COUPLES ACCT.. CUZ ITS A SHARED ACCT.. I MEAN FVCK!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!! THERE ARE ALOT OF COUPLES ON HERE... SO TELL ME IS THIS A DATING SITE OR WHAT.. CUZ WE OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW.. !!!!!!!!

Help!!!!
there are just some things that you never wish would happen to even the worst of people....and one of the worst things happened to me when i was a kid. and for the last few day it has come back to haunt me. tonight for the first time in years i cant sleep because of it. every time i close my eyes to sleep i see that mans face, and my husben to be keeps telling that he wont ever let that man hurt me again but it is killing me slowly on the inside. i have snapped at him and every one else so much and so easaly lately that i had to tell him my biggest secret...we have been together for almost a year now and i never told him that, i feel bad but that was just something i didnt want to open up again but something happened and i flipped out on him and a couple of my closest friends so i let him in the darkest closet that i have been hidding from him and everyone else....now i just wish that i could forget that it ever happened... every time that i have tried to sleep tonight i see that mans

Stud Muffin Seeks Cupcake
"Must Be Nice And Sweet!" This is what's on the onesie that our son Jeffrey's wearing at Grandma's house today! Once again, I so hated leaving them to get to work, especially since our daughter Sarah ("I drive Mommy to work!") got to ride with us to my wife Martha's day care job because one of her coworkers hadn't seen Jeffrey yet. So we arrived there and Sarah and Jeffrey, when they weren't being "shown off" wanted to get on the floor and play with the other kids! We promised that next time we brought Mommy to work we'd show up a little earlier ... This past weekend was a pretty hectic one, not in the sense of exhausting (though there are moments) but rather because we'd put in our schedule (sometimes I feel more we let Martha's well-intentioned family schedule us) so full of having to be people-pleasing that I was ready to walk out a few times. I actually did that Saturday night; we'd gone to Michael's for our fifth anniversary dinner and arrived to be told there was a big pa

Flashing
reality hits you like a bomb then it slaps you in the face looking back to when. when you were young seeing all your mistakes flashing before your eyes knowing what you've done was wrong knowing where you've been was right flashing in front of your face see how bright it flashes blinding your eyes so badly hurting your brain with every flash crippling, blinding with every flash flashing before your eyes knowing what you've done was wrong knowing where you've been was right flashing in your face crippling with every second

If Only I Had Tits
Yes this iz yet another attempt at posting a salute. Everytime i do it gets rejected for NO REAZON other than the fact i waz CREATIVE, and oh yeah ....becuz i dont have breasts. I wont be EVER submitting a salute on FUBAR...i got a lounge and dont give 2 fucks about points or levelz so FUBAR'Z BULLSHIT STAFF can KISS MY ASS.

Traveling Across The Country
Well here I am again talking about my job which I love, right now I am in Pennsylvania. I just love it aound here it is just so beautiful. I must admit I get tired of being in the car but it is well worth it to see all the scenery and to meet new people from all over the place and it is so much better than the same old humdrum small town that I really live in. I don't think i will ever want to give this job up. I get to travel and get paid for it, my dream job. I can't wait for my next assignment i'm not sure if I get to go to Florida or California but I know I love it no matter where I have to go.

To All Americans
I was in the store today and i overheard a young man say "this country ain't shit" I was totally pissed off when i heard this and i couldn't speak enough of his language to tell him how i truely felt about what he had just said and he said he could not understand my english. I am a proud AMERICAN Indian I know that this country is the great melting pot. and that the American people are decendent from irish and african andgerman and english and italian and aussie and the list goes on............. as one of these Americans i only have one thing to say to this young man........ I am not saying this country is perfect i am saying at least you and I are free to try and make it so. and I am proud to be an American. Thank you all for listening and allowing me to vent.

Prayer In Praise Of God,
You are holy, Lord, the only God, and Your deeds are wonderful. You are strong. You are great. You are the Most High. You are Almighty. You, Holy Father are King of heaven and earth. You are Three and One, Lord God, all Good. You are Good, all Good, supreme Good, Lord God, living and true. You are love. You are wisdom. You are humility. You are endurance. You are rest. You are peace. You are joy and gladness. You are justice and moderation. You are all our riches, and You suffice for us. You are beauty. You are gentleness. You are our protector. You are our guardian and defender. You are our courage. You are our haven and our hope. You are our faith, our great consolation. You are our eternal life, Great and Wonderful Lord, God Almighty, Merciful Saviour.

Desperation
Song lyrics | Desperation lyrics Throw a dog a bone, I'll take it if I have to Go real fast like there's somewhere we can get to What's the use of standing right there on the edge if there ain't nowhere to fall What's the use in hangin' on tight to the phone if nobody might call Desperation There's danger in frustration Complicated words slippin' off of your tongue and ain't one of them the truth I'm still desperate for you Tell it like a lie, live it like a movie Give a heart away like it don't mean nothin' to me What's the use in makin' all the plans that we made if you wearen't gonna go What's the use of slappin' on a smile for a face if your eyes don't wanna show Desperation There's danger in frustration Complicated words slippin' off of your tongue and ain't one of them the truth I'm still desperate for you Well it's too damn bad you didn't have a chance to make me your best friend You were too caught up giving too much help and not doin' what you sho

No Dd214
After looking at going back in. Realized I only received a DD56 and not a DD214 upon discharge. On top of my first OCS date being in February and no sooner, I can't swear in and start drilling until a copy is retrieved. I'll need to go to WTC since I prior service AF. Be E-4 until then, E-6 afterwards since I'll be OCS contract. One last glitch, I was wanting to do something such as Forward Observer or Armor but I'm red-green colorblind so those spots are out along with most feild position. It would SUCK if the onlything open was desk jobs.

Military Bikini Contest
Bikini Contest!! Welcome to the 2008 summer bash Military bikini contest. There will be an unlimited amount of contestants of women in military bikini's. The pic must contain the following: ***Specific branch such as Marines-Army-Air force-Navy-National Guard Coast Guard ***Taken by a digital camera and must be current from 7/6/08-7/14/08 ***A Salute made to the armed forces with your message to them ***NO DRAMA ***U must email me on fubar with a current picture saved in your default folder that i can rip for contest and your name so i can add it to the picture *CLICK ANY PICTURE TO GO TO MY (THE VIPER) PROFILE* PRIZES: Grand Prize: 7 day Blast to win you must have reached 50k comments by midnight of 8/30/08 2nd Place: A 1 Month Vip membership (1 m

Twisted Up
OYE!!! Thats all I can say this morning. My stomach is all twisted up, nervous, making me sick.. My children leave today for a five day vacation with my ex-husband and his family. Which is a good thing, don't get me wrong. But I have never been away from the kids for more than two nights, NEVER!! Not to mention, I will only be working two of those five days, so there are three whole days I wont have any distractions. And of course I know whats gonna happen then, I am going to end up depending on my boyfriend to be there 24/7 distracting me, which of course isnt fair to him.. But I can already see myself doing that.. Sorry hun..lol I know I am being silly about this, but Ive got myself so damn worried I cant sleep. I have all their bags packed for the most part, gotta grab a few things from their dressers when they wake. Not too sure how I am going to get through this week without becoming a nervous wreck. I am so worried that they wont have enough damn fun. His f

Lost
Here you were, You blinded me, I wanted to be with you, But was afraid to admit it. You made the first move, You were like no one else. But somewhere along the way I lost you... I want you back I need you... But like always its too late.. What I lose is nothing that I can gain... And im standing in the rain.. I want to everything to be the way it was. But now its too late, Cuz you are gone Everything seems so wrong... Because I want us to be together You and I were meant to be forever... But everything I've done is at cost And right now im so lost..

Again Its Been Awhile
Hey everyone, again I just wanted to say that Im sorry that I havent been on here. I have been crazy busy with work and by the time I get off, all I want to do is eat and go to bed. I hope that everyone had a great 4th of July and was safe. I hope everyones summer is going well and having a good time. I promise that I will check my fubar profile as much as I can, so plz dont forget to leave your love, drinks, other gifts, and comments....

I'm A Good Listener...
but I suck at advise! If you call me up and expect some sort of knowledgable solution to your problem then you called the wrong person! I will undoubtedly disappoint you. I like to think that if I had good advise for you now, then I would have headed it long ago for myself! So, yes, I will sympathise to your hearts content all the while, internalizing the great fact that thank gawd it's not me! So callous as it sounds, it's just mear honesty in knowing that all you can really get from me is an open mind and a healthy ear! I have encurred enough of my own dilemas to harvest and earfull of their own, let alone disern the appropriate action for yours! Yes, life sucks at times, I know, I understand, I've been there, I'm still there, I have no solution, I'm sorry, don't do what I've done, but if it works for you, then... uh...yeah... I'm at a loss here. What do you do when your friend calls in a panic state of their lifes troubles? I couldn't possibly tell them w

It’s The Best State Fair In The State!
That line from the 1933 movie re-made in 1945 and 1962 may be what the average person remembers when they think of the annual competition, rides, food, and show gathering where they live. (The 1945 version also got mention in an episode of “M*A*S*H” where it was the movie “banned in Boston” that turned out to not have much reason TO ban it.) Yesterday was day three of the North Dakota State Fair (http://www.ndstatefair.com) held right in my hometown, and it’s the only day Martha and I could get there because it was the day we weren’t working. It was a long day, I assure you; Sarah and Jeffrey got to go on rides even though they were technically less than three feet tall (her by two inches, him by three) with us watching them. They loved that, though they weren’t as patient sitting for the annual caricature we get of them because Martha said, “ride” before getting there and Sarah especially couldn’t stop talking about that. Good food but expensive, great time on the rides, and

Trip To Six Flags
This is my first 'blog'...as a matter of fact, I am feeling uneasy about writing this. I never thought I would (write in a blog), but this is just too funny to keep inside... I took a trip to Six Flags in Springfield/Agawam, MA today. I went with two good friends, both of which whom I had gone to elementary school with. It was an awesome day, started with a couple rides then games. Then spent several hours in the water park. I, being the st00pid one, did not apply sun-lotion onto my person...instead i baked....heh go me...my face/back/chest is burnt like hell... After the water park, we made our way to lunch, followed by a couple more rides.....We did "scream" and then to "superman." Two rides not known for their stomach settling abilities. Have you ever noticed how you get strapped into rides at parks/carnivals? You put the overhead restraint on and tighten it as far as it'll go. Then some jackass kid will walk and push everyone's restraint in tighter. Damn near causing

... Something Like This Was Going To Happen
How did I know something like this was going to happen? When she told me to be ready to pack my shit and leave, I should have known something like this was going to happen. How could I have been so god damn oblivious to that statement? Thinking this was never going to happen. I was being just downright stupid! I'm fucking done trying to help people. All helping people does is put me in situations like this. Why am I always so stupid? All I tried to do was help her and she does this. What am I going to do? What can I do? I guess the answer is nothing. He's known her longer and for all I know, what I say don't mean shit anyways. I'm all out of anwers.

Liquor + Boobs =
a happy Persia lol. Tonight i hooked up with Ruby and Stina and we went to a quaint little place to drink. After a number of drinks, i found myself on Rubehs boobehs taking pix lol. then i looked at Stina and proceeded to take pics on her boobehs. Our bartender friend then requested that i take a picture with my tongue on her boobehs... said pics can now be found in my default. Tomorrow on to New York City!

Give Me The Strength
Dear Jesus Give me the strength to help myself so I can help others Give me the strength to forgive myself so I can let go of my pain Give me the strength to face my fears So I am not afraid Give me the strength to accept love so I can love Give me the strength to learn so I can teach Give me the strength to be healthy so I help the sick Give me the strength to have peace so I be at peace with others Give me the strength to listen so I can hear Give me the strength to talk so I can be understood Give me the strength to do all the things you ask of me and give me the strength that I am able to do more than you want. - Ink

Health
I had a shock yesterday morning . Besides having a slight seizure , I also may have suffered a slight stroke. The funny thing is I never felt either one of them come on. I know I had been feeling tired and worn out , but I just kept on a going ninety to nothing and not slowing down any , This slowed me down a little but not all the way as of yet. I am still a bit drained from both of them as I figured I would be. I know my health at times isn't the greatest, but I am trying to improve it . I have alot of friends who are watching out for me and I appreciate it .

Dirty Magic - The Offspring
In my own simple way I think she wants me only She said," Come over right away." But she's just not that way Her little soul is stolen See her put on her brand new face Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so but love you more I'm so elastic The things you say Games you play Dirty magic I should know better than to think I'd reach inside her It's all a cloudy kind of daze She's not so sweet today She mocks me, I'm no fighter It all just seems like such a waste Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so but love you more I'm so elastic The things you say Games you play Dirty magic It's oversimplified It's oversimplified It's oversimplified Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so but love you more I'm so elastic The things you say Games you play Dirty magic

Thanks To My Real Friends
To those who I consider friends on here, knew that today was my sister's funeral (or maybe if people read my blogs or mumms they would know as well). I want to thank the FEW (and I can count them on ONE hand) friends who actually hit me up and asked how it went and were genuinely thoughtful to me about it. It was a hard quick time (I didn't stay long due to me having to bring my children with me and I couldn't handle them asking questions about what was going on and trying to deal with it all myself) but it is done and she is somewhat at peace now, at least until her killer is caught, then she will be at total peace. So again, to the few who thought of me today, thank you. I have a serious hangover from drinking my day away though and have to try to rest a lil now. Have a great night all and remember life is way to short to regret living, so live...

What The Fuck Is Going On?
Ok so to add another one onto the long list of dumb shit men do here's another one that pisses me off! A guy get's a homeless woman pregant telling her that he will take care of her. She is now 2 weeks along and he moved to Las Vegas and told her to "fuck off". That is the type of shit that really pisses me off and I think that guy should learn not to do crap that he's going to regret! SOME men never learn!

Potentially Vs. Realistically
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that. So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University! The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,'

I Got The Blues
Another person tried, And yet I died, My heart torn and crushed, Bury and bruised, This juggalo Is dead and ready to go, To shangrala, To be with loast homies that's past before him, Only thing keepingher is my daughter The only person who loves me, She's only five months old, Soon she'll grow to hate me, Wait n see, My time will come, To fly on death wings.

Bye
Here we are again Things are hard to explain Don’t know who’s to blame It’s still the same. Of how many times we try But words are still goodbye. I really don’t know why But this is the right time I have to give up It’s all enough. Many times you’ve heard this word from me Many times I set you free And now I’m doing it all again To finally stop this crazy game. I don’t deserve this kind of thing I want to forget everything. Thank you for those words For showing me your world For ignoring those words that I said For always taking me for granted And for giving me your time Hearing me saying goodbye No matter how hard it is Make it last on the list. Goodbye and good luck Don’t expect me to come back Remember that I’ll never forget you ‘coz my last goodbye means how much I’ve ever loved you.

Everything And Nothing
i'm just another damaged human tragedy laughing at my own mortality life can be such a cruel joke and a blessing all wrapped up in one in moments of clarity you forget everything you were taught growing up in moments of doubt you see how much you truely don't understand your third eye remains shut while you're alive it only really opens when you die true understanding is only reached on the other side and then we're still in denial through a sewn shut mouth, you tell secrets through blinded eyes you see more than you ever did taking everything for granted you don't really understand anything take me away....i'm more than this world take me away....i don't matter take me away....there's more to this frail life take me away....from all these starring eyes that haunt me! god is everywhere and nowhere satan is everywhere and nowhere we are them and they are us we're everything and nothing

I Need Help Please
Ok here it goes again!!! i have been asking for help for this giveaway since may i have posted blog after blog and bully after bully with no luck they just go unread i have helped plenty of you out now i need some help just click on the pic below i just wanna get this done ~Dj Kasey~ needs 62500 comments for a 1 year VIP and 3 bling packs Thank You for anyone who takes the time to help ~*~Dj Nicci~*~

Always Have Back-up Dj Gear
ALWAYS HAVE BACK-UP DJ GEAR BE PREPARED! You should keep equipment backups (as well as other essential items) on hand, ready to go should you have a problem. You should also carry a toolbox that has screw and nut drivers, pliers, cutters, jumper wires, plenty of audio adapters, fuses and light bulbs. For the average system you should have at least one backup cable for every type of cable in your system. The most common system failures can be traced to bad cables. You plug them in and out, you step on them and run over them with your hand truck. Do yourself a big favor and carry backup cables. If you use a wireless mic, keep a wired mic handy as a spare. I find that a Sony Discman can be your best friend when a CD player fails. Toss one in your toolbox (carefully) along with a selection of premixed or compilation CDs just in case your mixer should go down. As a backup, I suggest having a small mixer available. Now here is where things get a little bit more involved your amplif

Let's Play Spin The Bottle!!!!
The rules are that you post this and wait for someone to send you a message telling you what number they would do with you. All you have to do is repost this with the subject "SPIN THE BOTTLE, TAGGED STYLE!!!" 1. I Would grab your ass 2. I Would kiss you on the cheek 3. I Would kiss you on forehead 4. I would just give you a hug. 5. I would give you a kiss on the lips 6. I would make out with you 7. I would ---- you 8. I want to go out with you....

How Private Are Your Private Pictures On Fubar?
You might be surprised at just how freely available your pictures marked as private or NSFW really are. I recently found out that I could view the full size version of any picture on Fubar as long as I could view the thumbnail version of the supposed private picture. So to show just how this works I setup a test picture album that can be found here. Notice how the album shows that there are several pictures in the album, but when you go to the album, there are only two pictures viewable. This got me to asking myself; How do they protect the integrity of privacy here? As I found out, they don't do much. All pictures are stored as image files directly accessible to anybody on the Internet that knows the file name. So, how do you get the file name of the full size image? Simple, You get it from the thumbnail version and simply remove a couple characters from the file name. In this case, if you paste the thumbnail image location into your URL bar and remove the tn_ from t

Scored A 58 Woo Hoo
GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM 1-13 AND NO CHEATING! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR..... 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? (A)A LIGHT COLOR (B)THEY CHANGE COLORS (C)A DARK COLOR 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... (A)SEDUCE THEM (B)JUST CHILL (C)CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE THEM 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? (A)RAINY (B)THUNDERSTORM (C)SUNNY (D)CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? (A)STRAWBERRIES (B)CHERRIES (C)GRAPES (D)PEACHES (E)KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... (A)NIGHT (B)DAY 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? (A)FALL (B)SUMMER (C)SPRING (D)WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? 9.PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... (A)ASTRO VAN (B)ON THE ROOF OF A BUILDING (C)PARK (D)ON A AIR PLANE (E)PARENTS BED (F)ALL OF THE ABOVE 10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE? (A)SPRINT/CINGULAR (B)VERIZON (C)T-MOBILE/NEXTEL (D)PAY PHONE (E)CR

Fubar Crashes On Me
For those of you who have rated me, I want to apologize for not responding. I can't seem to get fubar to work right for me. It does not load for me and crashes a lot. I keep getting this active x add on and it won't load. Active X makes me nervous because the last time I added it I got a nasty virus. Unsure how to fix the issue!! Please don't send me messages asking me why I have not rated you or saying that I am too good not to rate back. I just can't seem to get this to load for me. It used to work fine but now it won't. If someone knows how I can fix this, that would be awesome!!

Angels
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never ever the same. Some people come into our lives and quickly go... Some stay for awhile and embrace our silent dreams. They help us become aware of the delicate winds of hope... and we discover within every human spirit there are wings yearning to fly. They help our hearts to see that the only stairway to the stars is woven with dreams... and we find ourselves unafraid to reach high. They celebrate the true essence of who we are... and have faith in all that we may become. Some people awaken us to new and deeper realizations... for we gain insight from the passing whisper of their wisdom Throughout our lives we are sent precious souls... meant to share our journey however brief or lasting their stay they remind us why we are here. To learn... to teach... to nurture... to love Some people come into our lives to cast a steady light upon our path and guide our e

Sensual Seduction....
Seriously. =] You guys should check out my FuGF Ruby Cairo ETid, LP, FuGF of Persia@ fubar and my Co-Skank. stina ¢¾ Co-Skank to Per¡×ia@ fubar Two of the hottest gals you'll ever see. xoxoxo Sensual Seduction - Snoop Dogg

One & Only
[Verse 1 - Timbaland] I'm head over heels for someone (I) That I really can't deal with (deal with) I want to block her out my mind But I really can't do it I tell myself this the last time I'ma let her do this to me Whenever we do spend time I realize that I can't get enough of you [Bridge - Patrick Stump (Timbaland)] (Let me say to you) Wipe that smile all off your fucking face (Then I say to you) Wipe that smile all off your face (Then I say to you) Wipe that smile all off your fucking face (Then I say to you) Wipe that smile all off your face (Then I say to you) [Chorus - Patrick Stump] To be despised To be loved To be dreamt of To be sought On the inside I don't care Right in the middle I'm right in the middle To be despised To be loved To be dreamt of To be sought On the inside I don't care Be my unholy My one and my lonely [Verse 2 - Patrick Stump] I wear scarves and hoods 'Cause they're the only poker fac

Shout Box Talk..hmmm
HAVE U EVER TALK TO PEOPLE ON HERE (or have talked 2) USEIN THE SHOUT BOX N NEVER GET A REPLY BACK CUZ THEY EITHER TO0 BUSY OR JUS INGNORE YA.THEN LATER U FIND OUT THEY WANT YOU TO RATE THIER PICKS,PROFILE OR EVEN BETTER RATE THIER FUKKIN PAGE WIT AN 11,N SHOW LOVE BACK LOL. SO MUCH FOR FUBAR LOVE ,HUH, N WOOOOHOOO TO THE HATER STATUS,LOL.

Just Being Bored
Yeah I'm writing a blog for no other reason other than I'm bored haha. Fubar just isn't what it used to be. Seems to me that most people only join fubar to use it as a dating site and not to many people are looking to just be friends. Oh well I think I'll stay just for shits and giggles lol.

Pink0828my Current Fu-owner..thanks For This Bully
ØMeet My SlaveØ ØHe Is Not Only A Great Slave But An Awesome Friend!!Ø ØShow This Man Tons Of Love!Ø ØTell Him His Adorning Mistress Pink Sent You!ØSarge's Bad Girls@ fubar Much Love: *Pink0828 *@ fubar (repost of original by '*Pink0828 *' on '2008-08-03 21:23:46')

Jenny's Simple Chicken Salad
*Kindly submitted by Beauty and the Mess.* ok, i would like to contribute my chicken salad recipe... my mom always asks for it Jenny's Simple Chicken Salad for the chicken- 2 boneless skinless chicken breasts 1 can chicken broth 1/4 tsp garlic powder pepper I do not add more salt because the broth is enough Poach chicken in broth and spices until done, after it's cooled, chop finely. Should make about 2 cups. Strain and freeze broth for later use if you're like me and you hate to waste. For the Salad- 2 cups chicken 1 cup finely diced celery 1/4 cup FINELY diced red onion about 1 cup of halved Green or Red Grapes ( I like green, mom likes red) about 1/2 - 1 cup of TOASTED pecans (just put the pecans in a dry skillet and toast lightly, be careful because once they get brown they are easily scorched, so watch them) For the Salad Dressing- In a separate bowl combine the following, measurements can be tweaked to suit your taste, this is the combo I like.

When You Love Some One
When you love someone so deep inside, It seems like it's so easy to hide. You've loved him for so very long, You would think he could do no wrong. Every day you would hope and pray, That he would always stay this way. He treated you like you should be treated, You thought your life was finally completed. You thought your love was growing true, And then one day it was all so blue. He started putting you down and it hurt, You thought all you were to him was dirt. He started ignoring you and you wondered why, All you wanted to do was curl up and die. You thought your relationship would never end, But that was all so fake and pretend. One night he was so sweet to you, You thought all those things were maybe untrue, Two days later he was back the same, You thought you were the one to blame. He thought the relationship was getting too serious And that you had become a little too curious.

Just Random Things On My Mind.
As per usual i've got that knot in my stomach. it only happens when i do/did/am going to do something stupid. Like I'm honestly considering post-poning this semester of school. I mean, I'm sure I won't but as of right now thats what I feel like, I don't have the patience. I just wanna make some money and get my shit in the other house and just chill there. I started work today, it was alright I suppose. I mean I read a book about sex toys, lube and lengerie... Other than that today sucked. Ive been feeling really funny, and been in a bad mood. Mostly because I'm home alone, and we dont have the dog to keep me company. I really miss her, and matts puppies make me miss her even more. :( we're getting Molly in a week and I'm not sure if i'm ready to have a new pup in the house... I absolutely hate sleeping in an empty house. It scares me. I'm not getting into why. But I'm just not okay with it. I've been sleeping with the TV on just so its not so quiet. at least JayNak will

Its Over
two hearts perfectly blending Right from the start Oh, I'm afraid that's ending And my world is fallin' apart its over and i feel so alone this is a sadness, ive never known how did i let the sweetest of dreams slip away and im afriad the hurt is here to stay Promises made, not meant to be broken From a long time ago Oh, so many words still unspoken Tell me how was I to know (it's over) it's over never thought it would be why in the world did this happen to me? how could i let the sweetest of dreams slip away and im afraid the hurt is here to stay here to stay I go around and round And round in my head Wanting to take back Whatever I said No one was right We all made mistakes I'm ready to do whatever it takes Please, please, please dont let it be over! No, this is not how it ends i need my heart, my soul, my everything dont wanna let the sweetest of dreams slip away cause if its over then the hurt is here to stay dont let it b

Wats Up
i was listen to Lloyd on trl on mtv channel he was singing "girls all around the world" was there something wrong with the mic maybe he should have lip-sync'd he sounded awful is that his true voice he broke into rap that sounded fine then back to singing oooooh god ugh it was disappointing to listen i always thought him to be the best listening to the albums his voice sounds fine singing whats with that was it the duet that made it no there was no smooth transition between notes and tunes made it sound sour wasnt wrong notes just wasnt smooth he should have Milli Vanilli'd that song today

Gf Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET

More Sad Fucking Shit Written By Me
Once upon a time there was a girl who was sad all the time an she didn't know what to do and one day she just broke down she cut her wrist and as the crimson colored liquid ran from her body she cried everyone always told her she was never good enough, never pretty enough so she just gave up trying that night she wrote her mom a note telling her that she loved her an that she was sorry, she left it on the table an went back upstairs, layed down in bed and took the blade to her throat.......maybe now everyone would be happy was her last thought, her mom found the letter and ran up the stairs only to see her daughter laying in her bed with her throat cut, blood all over the bed..she ran over to her an took her by the hand and cried, the next day at school all of her friends filled her locker with notes and cards and flowers as they all stood around and cried for her, maybe if they would have told her how much she meant to them things would have been different maybe if she didn't feel lik

Caught In The Middle...
I awoke this morning still dreaming. I forgot that I had actualy slept. I forgot that i was still here in my forced prison. My dream was a continuance of my days past, Happy and care free. But I saw all in my waking dream. I didn't want to return to this obsurd world. I wanted to be happy. I was loved in the dream. I was held in such a manner that made me feel so warm. yet I have awoken to this world once again, alone and bitter... when will my love come and save me from this prison? I can only hope and pray...

My Skin....ohh La La
I've noticed people have been trying 2 "rip" my skin from my profile. Well when U rip it...U'll be a little disappointed at the results i assure U LOL. Its a little more involved than just stealing it and took an entire day to code, so if u would like a custom skin for your self like mine....send me a message. No i dont work for NSFW pics or fubucks...but i am for hire and would be glad to help U out for a fair and very affordable hourly rate. Thanx!

Open Eyes To A Blind World.
Seeing things change so much and realizing its hasn't even changed. everything seems to keep moving in circles. The more progress moves forward, it just seems to be moving backwords. Love is the same. you may hate one person with every fiber of your being, and yet, In the same breath still be madly in love with them too. Life is so confusing. you may think you have everything figured out, then all of a sudden you get smacked right in the face and realize its not what you thought it was going to turn out. Don't look twords the distant hurizon, because what you might find might just disapoint you. all you can be sure of is, you are never sure of what is going to happen. so let life take you to your final destination and just be happy you were on there for the ride. don't let it slip you by, and if you have a chance at love, take it like a thife and never look back. it might just be your last chance at it.

Before I Forget
Before I Forget lyrics Go! Stapled shut, inside an outside world and I'm Sealed in tight, bizarre but right at home Claustrophobic, closing in and I'm Catastrophic, not again I'm smeared across the page, and doused in gasoline I wear you like a stain, yet I'm the one who's insane Catch me up on all your sordid little insurrections, I've got no time to lose, and I'm just caught up in all the cattle Fray the strings Throw the shapes Hold your breath Listen! I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before I forget BEFORE I FORGET THAT! I'm ripped across the ditch, and settled in the dirt and I'm I wear you like a stitch, yet I'm the one who's hurt Pay attention to your twisted little indiscretions I've got no right to win, I'm just caught up all the battles Locked in clutch Pushed in place Hold your breath Listen! I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand I will remember before

Push
PUSH maybe just a tone of voice or a slam of the door perhaps just spreading lies so no one will like them anymore. PUSH power felt when one so small finds a weakness and pushes through another's walls built for self-preservation you PUSH only to cause pain for no reason, for no gain just your pleasure at the site of them falling apart from the pain PUSH you seek out the scars made by others and rip them open again just as a reminder of pain felt back then. PUSH you push the limit and the kindness of others you want to fight, yet have no reason why just to feel the rage again makes you sweat you love the feel of adrenaline pumping through your veins as you wonder if this will be the time the time they push back PUSH to hide your insecurities from those around you so they will think you are strong when really you are weak and scared and feeling all alone no one sees the tears you cry when you are alone PUSH past the lies and the bullshit and past the p

Words.
I love words. Whether they be in lyrical form, quotations, epitomes, or just spoken through general everyday life. These are a few quotes, proverbs, lyrics or mundane banter that have impressed me in some way or another. I applaud whoever thought of piecing these particular words together to make them so profound. Some are funny, others meaningful. Some were heart wrenching when I first read them, others the only friend who understood exactly how I was feeling at the time....or am feeling now. I apologize to the ones not tagged by their authors. If anyone reading these know who spoke the anonymous quotes. Please feel free to post them here. New information is always appreciated. (There are many, many more I'd like to add and will eventually, but these, I felt, were the most important ones)..... "I will FOREVER be of the opinion that I WILL NOT be someone's second choice...I am the ONLY choice or, I'm gone." "Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disap

Dominants Creed
Dominant's Creed Author Unknown Above all else a Dom/me cherishes Their submissive, in the knowledge that the gift the submissive gives Them is the greatest gift of all. A Dom/me is demanding and takes full advantage of the power given to Them, but knows how to share the pleasure that comes from that precious gift. A Dom/me is in control of Themselves first and foremost, so that They may control others. As a stern and demanding Dom/me, They can cause Their submissive to cry real tears. As the consummate lover, They will then kiss the tears away, without stepping out of character. In times of trouble, a Dom/me will leave the roles behind, to be a supportive friend and partner, never forgetting that this is still a loving relationship between two caring individuals. A Dom/me is quick to understand the differences between fantasy and reality. A Dom/me would never ask a submissive to put Them before their career, or family, just to satisfy Their own pleasure. To win a submissive'

True Love
Fast moving currents of a swollen stream carry the loose earth down stream. It is this fast raging flow that can sweep up things far to heavy to move by normal means. Being in love is so very much like that stream. It flows along quietly most of the time but when entwined with a growing love, it jumps its banks and sweeps up all loose moments along its path. The raging waters may grasp things that later will settle out but at the time the fury could move a mountain or cover a valley. Love is so much to so many and will continue to be so as long as we realize there will come a time the waters calm and the swept up debris will settle. It is then true love shows its ability to deal with the momentary baggage and goes on to flow for all eternity.

Stina's Wisdom For Today.
Which just made me laugh so hard I snorted: "It makes no sense, I don't get the Olympics. Why is it that we pay these players millions of dollars to play for our team here and then they can play against us in the Olympics with their native country. Fucking rejects."

Girls Getting Called Dirty Names
Alrighty, so I'm pretty sure every girl has been called a slut for no reason and for reasons. Everyone has there own opinion on what "Slut" means..... I say that there no such things as being called a slut, skank, whore, and such more. WE ONLY LIVE ONCE PEOPLE RELAX!!!! WERE all younge and need to live are life to the fulliest, sex is just sex we all do it to have fun ..who cares about how many people you have slepted with because once you get older the number decreases. Not for all, but for most people. we all need to relax and stop being so judgemental because we all have sex and just because someone sleep with more then 5,7,20 or how ever many people does not make them a slut!!!!!! GROW UP AND RELIZE THAT LIFE IS LIFE AND WE ALL NEED TO LIVE IT UP!

Women's Answer To Blond Jokes Lmao
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart! On

Pretty Fly (for A White Guy) Offspring
Hunderd, Lieben, Glausten, Globen Give it to me baby Give it to me baby Give it to me baby And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy Uno dos tres cuatro cinco, cinco seís You know it's kinda hard just to get along today Our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue and he may not have style But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial So don't debate, a player straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway He's gonna play the field and keep it real For you no way, for you no way So if you don't rate, just over compensate At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabees Hey, hey, do the brand new thing Give it to me baby Give it to me baby Give it to me baby And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (For a white guy) He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass But if he look

We Can't Spank The Kids, But We Can Carry Guns
HARROLD, Texas — A tiny Texas school district may be the first in the nation to allow teachers and staff to pack guns for protection when classes begin later this month, a newspaper reported. Trustees at the Harrold Independent School District approved a district policy change last October so employees can carry concealed firearms to deter and protect against school shootings, provided the gun-toting teachers follow certain requirements. In order for teachers and staff to carry a pistol, they must have a Texas license to carry a concealed handgun; must be authorized to carry by the district; must receive training in crisis management and hostile situations and have to use ammunition that is designed to minimize the risk of ricochet in school halls. Superintendent David Thweatt said the small community is a 30-minute drive from the sheriff's office, leaving students and teachers without protection. He said the district's lone campus sits 500 feet from heavily trafficked U.S. 28

Breaking Inside-shinedown
I caught a chill And it's still frozen on my skin I think about why I'm alone, by myself No one else to explain How far do I go? No one knows If the end is so much better, why don't we just live forever? Don't tell me I'm the last one in line Don't tell me I'm too late this time I don't want to live To waste another day Underneath the shadow of mistakes I made Cause I feel like I'm breaking inside I don't want to fall and say I lost it all 'Cause baby there's a part of me to hit the wall Leaving pieces of me behind And I feel like I'm breaking inside Out here, nothings clear Except the moment I decided to move on and I ignited Disappear into the fear You know there ain't no comin' back When you're still carrying the past You can't erase, separate Cigarette in my hand, Hope you all understand I won't be the last one in line I finally figured out what's mine I don't want to live To waste another day Underneath the shadow of mistakes I made 'Cause

Baa Baa Black Sheep...
Ok, SO I read a magazine that does a monthly article on an unfortunate incident in the UK where a "goth" couple were beaten and the girl killed by hate mongers claiming it was all done because of their appearance and demeanor. Well...while I agree the incident was horrible and I do feel some sympathy for the families involved..I have to say the fall out response is somewhat comical in nature. As I, myself, am heavily tattooed and pierced with bod mods, the whole emo goth thing has gotten way outta control. These people act, dress, and present themselves in a way that illicit a response from the general public, and then bitch and cry when its not the response they want. I have never been attacked for my looks or behavior. When people see names like hornedsavior or satansfairy, or anything similar to such, how can you not expect some kinda of backlash? you choose a name to garner a response then scream when its not about how awesome or great you are or look. wrap yourself in

My Minds Eye
Replaying inside the recessive caverns of my minds eye. So sad and repressive,I have no reply, You have stolen away a part of my soul, In a most elusive, conniving & spiteful role. Losing awareness of the person that I want to be, You have caused me to lose the very essence of me. Too many times i've lost my worth, my self-respect, But, with a man like you what should I expect. You say that you love me, but it is obvious you don't, You leave me lackin, there's something out there I still want. Too many years of my life, now tragically they're gone, This house that we made has never been my home. I cannot go on living this lie, In the deep, recessive caverns of my minds eye.

One Step Closer-linkin Park
I cannot take this anymore I'm saying everything I've said before All these words they make no sense I find bliss in ignorance Less I hear the less you'll say You'll find that out anyway Just like before... Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breathe Cause I'm one step closer to the edge I'm about to break I find the answers aren't so clear Wish I could find a way to disappear All these thoughts they make no sense I find bliss in ignorance Nothing seems to go away Over and over again Just like before Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breathe Cause I'm one step closer to the edge I'm about to break Everything you say to me Takes me one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break I need a little room to breathe Cause I'm one step closer to the edge And I'm about to break Shut up when I'm talking to