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My Unborn Child
I think of you everynight, When I lay down to sleep. Thinking about what could have been, If she would have just let you be. I never knew you, But I will miss you. I create you in my mind, Because I have never seen you. I lay here and cry, Constantly reaching for some tissue. You didn't even have a chance to live, Before your life was through. It's sad to say, That you will always be, My unborn child. But I will love you always, And picture you with a smile. *I wrote this poem in 2003 when my ex had an abortion. Somethings never change*

How Girlie Are You??? I Think Guys Should Do This Too Lol
You Can Hang With the Guys and the Girls You've struck a good balance between girlie and laid back. You can keep it casual but when you dress up, you are as girly as the next girl. How Girlie Are You?

Passing Though
was just driving through town tonight, that's the only reason I'm here. No, I didn't particularily have your house in mind, but the lights were on and I remember how comforting that used to be. When I rang the doorbell, your dog barked. It all seemed so familiar; it was almost like going back in time. But my hair's shorter and darker now, and you didn't run your fingers through it when you opened the door. The look on your face was much like the one you wore the day I declared it over. Not so much confusion; it was more of a bitter understanding. You knew I'd show up, and I was almost surprised you didn't ask, "What took you so long?" We stood like that for awhile, me on the doorstep, biting my lip; you with one hand on the door, blocking the entrance. I was a little scared to speak, and you...well, you'd said all you had to say years ago. When you finally told me to come in, you smiled. I knew this was a bad idea; I could feel my heartbeat speed up, the way it used to when I was ar

A Holly Memo From Goddess
Our souls were searching through time and space Drifting amidst the vast sky without direction Unknowingly yearning for our own reflection And upon chance, we met one summer's eve Beginning a journey of timeless magicSo begins our story.... "I have such fond memories of this magical place .... to look at it here, it brings back such wonderful memories.. .. and although it's ruins, if you close your eyes and dream, you can imagine a time when there were occupants... servants...royalty...horses...wild geese bathing in the moats... and goats chewing at the tall grass that grows along the water's edge.... among the trees you can hear the sounds of the wind gently rustling through the leaves.. it's such a magical place...now close you eyes and imagine for yourself, this magical place..." "yes, I'm closing my eyes.. I see, you lived there... It's where you came out galloping with your horse.. when you appeared before me magically from the woods..." "Yes...and my

Wild Dreams
In my wildest dreams There's thoughts of me and you Steam rises in the hot tub As we do the do Making sweet love With undying passion Getting everything I want Without even asking Letting the steam make it hot And your hands get it wet As I dream and anticipate Of hot and sweaty sex My heart starts to beat rapidly And the room fills with screams But once again I wake up And realize it's just a dream

English An Scotish Laws
England · With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday. · All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy. · London Hackney Carriages (taxis/cabs) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats. · It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar). · It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third person. · A Chelsea Pensioner may not be impersonated. · A bed may not be hung out of a window. · It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance. · Mince pies are not to be eaten on Christmas Day. · Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked mannequin. · It is illegal to leave baggage unattended. · Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism. · It is illegal for a Member of Par

Fr!3nd$
It's so, so, very amazing what kind of effect friends can have on you. Especially when they are friends you have not seen in a long time past. Friends are better than boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, cash, money, or cars, I have just recently hooked up with a few old friends and it has really had an impact on me, to those of you who speaking of, thank you very much, It helps me know that I'm not a worthless pile of shit, well at least a little better than that, gosh this whole having friends thing is great, REAL ones are even better. lol thanks fuckers, peace

Untitled Poem
A life defined by loss and pain, a heart has died slowly over time, a soul tormented then destroyed, a man who never let anyone close, made the mistake of letting it happen, what pennance is this he must pay, what crime did he commit, when will paun and anguish end, Giving of himself over and over, wanting nothing but love and tenderness, Only to be thrown aside again and again, Giving all he has and is for others, putting them before him time and again, only to be cast aside without a word, abandoned and alone for eternity, not even god listens to his please for mercy, Why is he so unlovable, undeserving and unworthy, Why has she killed his very heart and soul, why do people lie and make broken promises, Use him then throw him away like yesterdays trash, what has he done to deserve this life of torment, why has god turned such a deaf ear to his please, how can he go on when all he loved and cared for is gone?

Bleeding Sky
the black sky bleeds rain drops of an unknown, unexplored, unexplained pain bringin life to a world we have turned our scarred backs on a world we pop pills, pop veins trying to erase while some of us eat popcorn, listen to pop music, pop birthday balloons because pops 'forgot' to show up the black sky bleeds causing flowers to stand like a soldier trained to kill innocent people for a natural resource making grass green with envy watching the birds fly free while getting shitted on, pissed on, walked on, stabbed, cut like the backs of slaves, like the wrists of kids who got sick of screaming 'help' into the ears of deaf parents... leaveless trees barracade a cloud blocking the suns view as the moon slowly creeps away holding a star which it throws into the sun, causing it to explode, sending rays into the window..waking the elderly widow..who was dreaming of rainbows and arrows.. birds whistle, cats purr, as they witness the birth of morning... the blue sky bleeds

Listen To Your Mama
Listen to Your Mama The days stress is unbearable Day's frustrations brought home But "Mama" will not have it Listen to your "Mama" Almost as if she knew Dress revalingly wihtou revealing a thing My Divine BBW mama Takes control of my mind, body and soul Golden Lioness mane Sexually enchanting, prowess and mystery teasing and enticinig No touch Until "Mama" says Crack of a whip or snap of a riding crop Mama will tolerate no insolence Tonight I will earn my dessert Massage "mama" Good Responding wiht deep tissue on your shoulders Slight moans but commanding still Teachign me, commanding me what to do next Serving "Mama" here every want and desire To fullfill my "Mama's" every command Is to fulfill my own From head to toe Not a a spot untouched, unworshipped "Mama's" deep guttural moans of pleasure Signify her pleasure with my services kneeling before her sweet sexual fount tasting touching, fondling Only as she commands Oh Swee

Often
often i am here alone so cold it chills the marrow in my bones so silent it deafens me how did i get to this state wandering through the mist a traveler on a mission does anyone get the gist so i walk my path trying to find the destination body sore muscles ache now i see my light shining in the distance slowly a smile emerges a beautific face appears an angelic voice says welcome home my dear

You Know
I might not be the girl next door. I may not be the "ideal" person and I just want to let every one know that I love myself. I am not afarid to speak my mind or be truthful to anyone. I live by the theory of "if you don't like it don't look!!!" Yes it hurts when people say things that just aren't nice. But I can't sit and dwell on it forever. I look at it this way. If you have to make comments about other people and their apperance then you are on shallow person that doesn't think very much of yourself. Remember that everytime you point a finger at someone else there are 3 pointing back at you. So yeah I may be over weight and not have alot of money or things to show off. But I have me, my kiddos, my friends and extended family. So If you are petty enough to go around putting people have at it but just remember what goes around comes around!!! ;)

Life
Life sure is a funny thing when you think all is well some thing comes and kicks you right in the butt and says Hey noway are you suppose to be happy so forget it ...But Then I tell my self Self yes you are and I begin to feel better because I still have my family and alot of wonderful people on my side ...People come and go but you know that you have effected them in some way even for just a brief moment you let them be someone other than who they are Yes Life Is Funny

Touching Words From The Mouth Of Babes.
Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy -age 6 "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4 "Love is when

Sorry...
I'm sorry for everything you've been through It must've been very hard on you I'm sorry for all that's been said and done I was the moon, you were the sun I'm sorry for not making everything right But the situation I was in, was very tight I'm sorry for not lending you a hand If only I could be a better friend I'm sorry if it seemed like I didn't care Lucky for you, your special- someone was there I'm sorry for breaking your heart For forgiveness, where do I start?

Sonnet
i sing my sonnets to you i sing out under the sky of blue i shout my love to thee life hjas new meaning to me joyfully standing here beneath the sunlight i see thee's grace such beauty such grace for my love i sing to thee love eternal for you an me

Worst Timing, Ever!
Well, I have the worst timing EVER!!! So, I had been jokiningly/somewhat seriously talking to a former coworker of mine about how we should do a booty call weekend visit of each other since we both hadnt had any, and she ended up saying she had a small crush on me when we worked together. Plans fell through for a few weeks ago, and then I asked at work the other day about taking a Friday off so I could go visit her for a weekend. And what happens when I tell her about that? She's just started dating another guy as she thought all I wanted was sex, which I thought I did. Then I tell her I had thought about the possibility of a relationship with her the other night. So overall, I feel stupid and an ass. I tell her too late, although she said she had been hoping Id have feelings for her, but with this timing, I also feel I'm putting pressure on her now that she's in a relationship... I feel tomorrow night might need to be a go out to a club night...or at least hang out at a m

Office Fantasy Ch. 4
Office Fantasy Ch. 4 by victors_angel © Waking with the early morning light on her face, Lily laid for a moment contemplating the day ahead. Her thoughts roam once again to last night's pleasures as the clock ticks annoyingly on the nightstand. She set a pillow on the damn noisy clock. She's not ready to get up yet. She still can't believe that she enjoyed the woman's tongue so much. Oh! She felt so fucking hot as the woman licked her in front of all those men cheering. The sinful sensations hmmm, her tongue flicking lightly was incredible. The crude cheers and total abandonment to the wild feelings as they all watch, wow! She hopes he takes her there again and again. That she liked, a lot! All right already as the damn alarm rings again! Rising and putting the coffee on to brew, she cranked the stereo as she thumbed thru the closet trying to decide what she was going to wear today. Smiling as she held the low cut red dress that she bought last week. It sure doesn't leave much

Quotes Of The Day For 10/28 - Sacrifice
"The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become." Charles Dubois "The remarkable thing is that we really love our neighbor as ourselves: we do unto others as we do unto ourselves. We hate others when we hate ourselves. We are tolerant toward others when we tolerate ourselves. We forgive others when we forgive ourselves. We are prone to sacrifice others when we are ready to sacrifice ourselves." Eric Hoffer "Non-cooperation is a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for the opposite views." Gandhi

Live Webcam Cumshot : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another LC cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam, with Yahoo. I will play with myself before, I will listen to your comments and your ideas, and probably do what you ask :) Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Note: You don't need a webcam (but let me know if you have one) Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) - More Skin album - Nudity album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Sperm Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy

Twelve Nights Ch. 01
Twelve Nights Ch. 01 by Daevious © Holiday fun for Mandy. * Mandy fairly skipped into the beauty shop where she worked. December 12, only thirteen shopping days left 'til Christmas. She'd left Sandra in bed, tangled in the sheets and surrounded by the detritus of a weekend-long session of debauchery. Her pussy still tingled from the last frenzy, barely half an hour ago. The cold wind off the lake blew in, lifting her skirt hem and arousing her even more. She'd been unable to find her panties in the rush to get out the door. Cindy, the receptionist, looked over her glasses at the flushed redhead. "You have a customer waiting." Mandy favored the other woman with a dazzling smile, hung her coat, and went to the back to see who was waiting for her. Probably Margaret or Patty; they both were going away to visit family. She saw the man in her chair and stopped stock still. "Hello, my dear." Oh, shit, thought Mandy, William! "I just need a trim." Mandy approached William

The Point Of No Return
Well i did it i let someone push my buttons and piss me off and whats sucks it was someone i though was close to me well i called the recruter and now my first tour out of boot i s an iraq base fuck it why not go im not afriad of death im not afrid to sevrve my country for the better of good i wish everybody luck and i love you all but really what do i stand to lose my daughter stands to lose her father ya but she will be taken care of in the long run. people say im crazy for wanting to go but its all i want to do i just want to be a part of somthing maybe tthis will be it!!!!

Untitled
She holds me captive with a smile Now I search all the while Seeking the one who caught my eye Beauty such to make angels sigh Flaxen hair and the perfect face Sound of her laugh made this heart race Faint of heart and fair maiden charm Did the mans defense she disarm Now I seek just one more chance The fair maiden and her glance That holds me still to this day That keeps me looking in every way For the one whose beauty true Makes the days all feel so new By R. Thomas Dinsmore

The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a >bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. > >Man: "Hello." > >Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club"? > >Man: "Yes." > >Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it okay if I buy it"? >>Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." >>Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one that I really liked." >>Man: "How much" >>Woman: "$90,000." >>Man: "Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the options." >>Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." >>Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a pretty good price." >>Woman: "Okay. I'll see you later! I

Omg Roflmfao
A young boy went up to his father and asked him: "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered: "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied: "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied: "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course,"

Lust
FOR ONE SO LOST IN THE HEAT OF DESIRE LUST FORGED SO STRONG IN PASSIONS FIRE KNOWING THE THINGS I LONG TO DO DESIRE ONLY TO DO THEM WITH YOU FEEL THE CARESS AS WE DRAW NEAR GIVE IN TO OUR LUST LET GO OF ALL FEAR KISSING OUR BODYS AND TASTE THE SWEET JUICES TOUNGES DANCE IN PLACES OUR FIRE SEDUCES LICKING AND SUCKING AND GRINDING IN HEAT TO US WE SEEK THE GREATEST TRESURED TREAT CUM IN MY MOUTH AND LET ME DRINK YOU IN MY NEED FOR THIS IS NOT BORN IN THE SIN I TASTE YOU AND LOVE THAT SMELL SO TRUE MY DESIRES ARE ONLY TO BE THERE WITH YOU TILL TIME IS A MEMORY AND ALL PASS AWAY GIVE YOU MY HEART AND ALWAYS TO STAY KNOWING MY PLACE AND THIS LUST WE SHARE THE FEELING KEEPS GROWING NONE CAN COMPARE BY R Thomas Dinsmore

Are U Sure..
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

For The Troops--god Bless You All
I watched the flag pass by one day, It fluttered in the breeze. A young Marine saluted it, And then he stood at ease.. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and eyes alert He'd stand out in any crowd. I thought how many men like him Had fallen through the years. How many died on foreign soil How many mothers' tears? How many pilots' planes shot down? How many died at sea How many foxholes were soldiers' graves? No, freedom isn't free. I heard the sound of Taps one night, When everything was still, I listened to the bugler play And felt a sudden chill. I wondered just how many times That Taps had meant "Amen," When a flag had draped a coffin. Of a brother or a friend. I thought of all the children, Of the mothers and the wives, Of fathers, sons and husbands With interrupted lives. I thought about a graveyard At the bottom of the sea Of unmarked graves

Great Read
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary, Sunday, 12/18/05. Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important? I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife. Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. If this is what it means to be no longer young. It's not so bad. Next confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me ev

One Of My Few Good Poems
My Everything... In your beautiful eyes, I get lost. I can not let go of you, no matter the cost. Till the day I die, or pass away, know that in your hands my heart will stay. It is yours to mold, however you choose, but please baby, never set it loose. One day, I promise I will make you my wife; to have and to hold the rest of my life. When we are together I hope the time slows, and our love for each other surely grows. I miss your laugh, your smile, and your grins, and those aren’t even any of the seven sins! When we embrace, it is hard to let you go, because of my heart- a fit it will throw. Through all of the times- both good and bad, I have never lost the feelings I’ve had. I love you woman with all of my heart: I knew it that day (in Wapak), right from the start. I’ve wiggled into places no one has ever before, and I promise never to hurt you by closing the door, You are my friend, my partner, and my life, and I want you forever, as m

Life's Choices
Michael is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Michael was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Michael and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?" Michael replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or .. you can choose to be in a bad mood. I choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or... I can point out the p

The Devil And The Duck-christian Humor
Wednesday, March 15, 2006 The Devil And The Duck-Christian Humor The Devil And The Duck Prayers and reflections from an Irish web designer in Galway There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play without in the woods. He practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head, and killed it. He was shocked and grieved. In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes." But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing

Have You Ever...
Have you ever fell apart at your feet Like you have nobody to talk to Even your bestfriend just will not understand Have you ever felt like just giving up cause you Can't handle it anymore Do you just lie in bed late at night because you Can't sleep Cause everything echoes in your head Have you ever felt so alone that you don't even Care anymore about the things your afraid to do Ever hide in your room just to cry Just to pretend its all not really there Have you ever just sat and stared untill your Mom asks you for the tenth time "Are you okay?" Have you ever felt like your life is a secret A secret you can never tell Do people look at you and only see an empty vessel Do you hide your soul from all because nobody would understand Have you ever been scared Too scared to admit to it Have you ever felt like there was too much to Handle to much to deal with to ever come out of your shell Because of this have you ever felt alone Have you ever felt like me?

Haven You Ever...
Have you ever seen someone who is so cute and adorable that you just have to hate them for it? "Wow, she's as cute as a button. I must hate her, for I do not know what that button reference even means." Perhaps a more accurate statement would be, "Why for did she gots ta have all the cute when I done felled out of the ugly tree and the ugly wind bloweded the tree over on my head?"

Scientology
ok.. i reciently read a bulletin containing all sorts of religion..however.. there is one "religion" that they put on there that i would like to comment on. I personaly do not have a religious preference. Some might call it atheism or what not.. but i believe that if you live by moral codes, and know whats write and what is wrong, then you will live a happy life.. with or with out a "god" or what ever you prefer to believe in. "Scientology" is not a religion. It is a idea, a way of living, a book thought up by L. Ron Hubbard in the late 1950's. His ideas were gathered to better the human mind.Not to have another religion to follow. his objective? “A civilization without insanity, without criminals and without war, where the able can prosper and honest beings can have rights, and where man is free to rise to greater heights.” that is the facts.. Although some people have taken it too far and created so called "churches" and things. People.. believe what you must.. if it make

Un Titiled
Do not grieve this man who passes away Instead live life each and every day For no one lives free of worldly sin And much wrong is done while in the skin And much of the lessons had to be So we could go on to eternity I prefer to think of me you may smile And maybe enjoy the thought for a while Of all the things I meant to you And of how our friendship was so true And then you will know I am at peace For when my soul this form did release Went on to wait in paradise for my friend So we could share joy without an end And know the peace of souls set free So never weep a bitter tear for me By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Incomplete Soul
Incomplete Soul Here I sit and wonder why, when we have problems I look to the sky. Hoping somewhere up there I'll find the answers, but I never get any replys. My heart aches with infinate pain, In my blue sky it always rains. There's got to be a better way, I still have hope thats why I pray. There's got to be that perfect mortal out there for me, Its all in the way it comes to be. Can't find the darkest utters to say, beautiful, wicked women come my way. Drunk with such misery, now I'm sober, I'll share my soul with you a thousand times over. I f your out there please creep my way, With you forever, together we'll slay. If blood is enough, I'm your King, I'll give unto you everything. I'm not complete without my Queen, The world is ours that I've seen. Come find me and I'll be with you till dust, forever in our bond I will trust. I will spread through you like an infection, just branch out in any direction. Your heart in my hand I will soon have, to love you sev

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Choosing A Handgun: Part 1 - Revolvers
This post is about choosing a revolver, mostly for self-defense in the home. First, the revolvers. A classic firearm for sure, and very versatile. They come in two "flavors": Single action and Double action. The difference here is that with a single action pistol, you MUST manually cock the hammer back before each shot. While with a double action, pulling the trigger does everything. Most double action pistols can be fired in a single action mode as well. The single action revolvers are great for hunting and "cowboy action shooting." I am not a fan of them for self defense because they are harder to re-load and harder to shoot quickly if need be (unless you plan on "fanning" or "slip-hammering" it, which takes two hands). Some fine examples of single action revolvers are the Ruger Blackhawk and Super Blackhawk, as well as the Freedom Arms revolvers. The double action revolver is the more useful pistol for self defense, and can often be used to hunt as well. They are easier

More Persecution Leads To More Comfort
More persecution leads to more comfort "You can be sure that the more we suffer for Christ, the more God will shower us with his comfort through Christ. 2 Corinthians 1:5 NLT " About this week's promise: "The central message of Christianity, that all have sinned and are lost apart from Christ, is offensive to most people. After all, we humans are proud, and we don't like to consider that we are ever in the wrong. Because Christianity is offensive, those who bear its message are perceived as offensive also. Stephen became the first Christian martyr because the Jewish leaders who sent Jesus to the cross were enraged by his ringing accusation of their sin (Acts 7:51-8:3). As believers, we must ask God for the courage to speak the truth and the grace to endure any unjust treatment that may result. When we consider the impact of Stephen's death—the eventual conversion of the young man Saul (later called Paul) and the spread of the gospel (Acts 8:4)—we see that even

More Sex And More
Taunt me with your womanhood tease me with delight Take me to that hidden cove we visit every night Put your arms around me hold me oh so close Whisper that you love me let me overdose I give you me completely I am at your command A slave to you unselfishly beginning to expand Kiss me softly on the neck and then behind my ear Run your nails across my back evoke my trusting fear Thrust your body on me then quickly pull away Lying there by candle light my woman on display Cast me to your ocean throw me to your shore Take me deep beneath your sea allow me to explore The pureness of your waters those tides of salty brine Which ebb and flow as if though, erotic and divine My hands rest on your stomach which soon begins to shake The gratitude of giving entice a seismic quake The beauty of just knowing a female rhapsody Is only the beginning of what is yet to be One in to each other a cadence we commence Into volcanic lava flow a feeli

You Might Be A Redneck........
Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of You know you're a redneck when... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a progr

I Will Love You
When I'm with you, eternity is a step away, my love continues to grow, with each passing day. This treasure of love, I cherish within my soul, how much I love you... you'll never really know. You bring a joy to my heart, I've never felt before, I love you more and more. Whenever we say goodbye, whenever we part, know I hold you dearly, deep inside my heart. So these seven words, I pray you hold true, "Forever And Always, I Will Love You." "Love is when your hugging someone as tight as possible and it still doesn't feel like it's close enough."

Why Do I Even Bother To Ponder Why
why do i fall so fast? why do I tend to devour others emotions which never seem to last why do I feel I am I to be forever the black-sheep ^ outcast why does it seem that fate eludes me, is the universe really that vast? why am I among the dying breed who tend to love wild why do I foolishly believe in love at first site as would a child why do I long for anothers kiss why am I haunted by my desire for shared bliss why is it through others I live vicariously? why have i not yet found that piece which completes me why have I not found that love which takes my breath away & give me reason to gasp? why is it that love is always just outside my grasp why am I always looking forward to the rain why does it seem my efforts are all in vain why do I seem to fail miserably after at the least a valiant try why do I even bother to ponder why

Love Has Gone Missing
once mesmerized by the sound of her tone yet came the night when I was struck by a curiosity which was unlike my own then came the end to being engaged hours on the phone love seems to have gone missing back against the wall head no longer held high nor longer standing tall continued stumbling waiting for the impact of the impending fall due to love having gone missing wounded I wondered day after day were my actions all that wrong, what could I do or say? nothing came to mind lost in limbo on time delay because love seems to have gone missing no longer sharing the same goal nor mission plans now nothing more than memories which spring forth contrition that which once flourished now suffers from malnutrition because love seems to have gone missing saddened by the loss of a promised kiss alone destined to mr and with out me she now miss no more is there talk of our combined bliss since love has gone missing

Curly Moment
So many things to say...where to start? When I was in a junior in college, I saw my first porno. My roommate, as a joke, left it on top of the T.V. Before he his girlfriend headed to Pismo for the weekend. A sticky note on it said, “You're all alone virgin.” Yes, I was a virgin and remained one until I was married (about a year later) so I laughed at his little joke and tossed the video on his bed. 45 seconds later I had scooped it up and put it in the VCR. 45 seconds later I was cleaning up after myself. While the thrill of porno has subsided, I still remember the my brain turning loops in my head while my heart pounded through my chest. I think I beat off like ten times that weekend. I vaguely remember some scabbing. Alright, not vaguely. There was definite shaft scabbing. I know, I know, gross! No porn ever affected me like that again. Believe me, I tried for years. So, what's my point. A very sexy lady sent me a very discreet photo of herself. It was not porn in any wa

Whats Is Your Hidden Talent?
Your Hidden Talent You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Making Her A Slave
Making Her a Slave by GvilleWriterGuy © "Sir?" she asked softly, her eyes on the floor. He flicked his eyes away from the morning paper, and down the weekend slave kneeling before him. As was the custom for the weekend "play time" they shared, the buxom young brunette was nude. All she wore were the scrunchies in her hair (to give her the pigtails he liked so much), the makeup on her face (still smeared from the early morning throat-fucking), and the polish on her nails. "May I ask you something?" she asked. "Veronica, my precious little piggy," he said with a wry half-cocked grin, "you may ask your question." "Our weekends are so... special, Sir," she began. "They keep me going all week. I was just hoping that we..." "Yes, pet?" "Sir, I want to be your slave. All the time." "Oh," he said, as if surprised. "Is that so." "Please, sir," she whined, and insolently gave his foot a kiss. "The way you treat me, the way you..." "Go on, piggy. Say it." He liked

If Your Life Was A Movie, What Would The Soundtrack Be?
So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, Creative Zen, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. DON'T LIE AND PRETEND JUST SO YOU CAN LOOK COOL Opening Credits: David Byrne - Smile (lol don't know why I even have this) Waking Up: John Williams - Back To The Future Theme First Day At School: Iced Earth - The Phantom Opera Ghost Falling In Love: Pantera - 5 Minutes Alone (lol) Fight Song: King Diamond - 2 Little Girls Breaking Up: Saigon Kick - Feel The Same Way (omg lol) Prom: Drowning Pool - Let The Bodies Hit The Floor! Life: Billy Idol - Mony Mony Mental Breakdown: Boston - More Than A Feeling Driving: Champ Car Flyby (LMAO) sound of a champ car driving by at high speed! Flashback: King Diamond - The Wedding Dream Wedding: Flotsam & Jetsam - Are You Willing Death Scene: Rush - Double Agent F

Stephanie's Revenge
Stephanie's Revenge by phantome71 © Stephanie picked up the mobile and realised that her husband had left it behind and taken hers by mistake. Idly she scrolled through to see if he had any text messages. Then she half wished she hadn't because the text read – 'if you must know they're pink with lace trimming!' It was from his secretary. Stephanie went white. If his secretary was teasing him with her underwear it wouldn't be long before he was fucking her. The cheating bastard! Stephanie was 23 and they had only been married a couple of years. It was time to drive to the station in the small English country town where they lived and collect him from the train. She stormed out of the car and pushed past three guys to enter the pub next door to the railway station. "Excuse me," said one of them in a mocking tone, but she took no notice. Stephanie had recovered from the shock of realising that her husband was being unfaithful and was now hopping mad. Nobody should get in h

Invicti
During the late years of Imperial Rome, a Gallic Gangrel Embraced two worshippers of the Syrian god Sol Invictis("Unconguered Sun"). One of the pair, whose name is lost to history, faced an early group of vampire-hunters who forced her to great her deity the morning after her embrace; of course, she was destroyed instantly. The other a martyred soul who later took the name Constanus, chose to become a "protector of the undead", if such a thing can be believed. Specifically, Constanus took it on himself to hunt mortals who destroy vampires. Constanus told his childer that he took his mandate from the "Book of Nod" itself, wherein it states that no mortal shall be permitted to raise a hand against those wearing the mark of Caine. Since all Kindred wear that mark, any mortal who destroys a Cainite forfeits his life. Constanus and his brood, The Invicti, took this duty. Over time the Invivti earned a fair share of debts and boons and obviously the enmity of witch-hunters. They became a po

Keep The Faith
"Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil." The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?" "Yes sir, I would." "So you're good...!" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he

Gone Fishin
Howard County Sheriff Jerry Marr got a disturbing call one Saturday afternoon a few months ago. His 6-year-old grandson Mikey had been hit by a car while fishing in Greentown with his dad. The father and son were near a bridge by the Kokomo Reservoir when a woman lost control of her car, slid off the bridge and hit Mikey at a rate of about 50 mph. Sheriff Marr had seen the results of accidents like this and feared the worst. When he got to Saint Joseph Hospital, he rushed through the emergency room to find Mikey conscious and in fairly good spirits. Mikey, what happened?" Sheriff Marr asked. Mikey replied, "Well, Papaw, I was fishin' with Dad, and some lady runned me over, I flew into a mud puddle, and broke my fishin' pole and I didn't get to catch no fish!" As it turned out, the impact propelled Mikey about 500 feet, over a few trees and an embankment and into the middle of a mud puddle. His only injuries were to his right femur bone which had broken in two places. Mikey ha

A Wish
A Wish by Noelle Darlene Bass A penny in a wishing well, A wish upon a star, blowing out the candles hasn't worked for me... so far. The wishes of you coming, I feel will not come true, and so I gave up, finally of ever having you. And feeling all this loneliness, without you by my side my heart is full of sadness and things I just can't hide.

You Know You're From Canada When...
1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. 2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 3. The mosquitoes have landing lights. 4. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car. 5. You have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat. 6. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. 7. You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. 8. You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. 9. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. 10. You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. 11. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. 12. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages but requires 6 pages for hockey. 13. At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant. 14. The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotg

Today's Promise From The Bible Psalms 91:4-6
Today's Promise from the Bible Psalms 91:4-6 He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth [shall be thy] shield and buckler. Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; [nor] for the arrow [that] flieth by day; [Nor] for the pestilence [that] walketh in darkness; [nor] for the destruction [that] wasteth at noonday. Reflection Take refuge in the Lord, O believer! Take courage in His mighty strength! Take comfort in His sure defense! Rejoice in the power of His hand to accomplish good for His people! He is strong and He is loving—so trust in Him and proclaim His truth boldly among the nations!

Cuddle With Me In Your Parents Bed.......lol
Choose the month and day and post a comment here with your answer. feel free to copy AFTER you leave your answer! thanks! JAN. - make love to me FEB. - call me a slut MAR. - spank my ass APR. - suck my dick MAY- shut up and kiss me JUN.- I'm a sex freak JUL.- I'm a freak AUG.- I wanna fuck SEPT.- Im so fucking horny OCT.-Cuddle with me NOV.- I want to make out DEC.-Let's fuck harder pick your day of birth -- 1-on the couch 2-in the kitchen 3-in the car 4-in your parents bed 5-in the morning 6-at the movies 7-because i love you and always will. 8-when you're horny 9-in my bed 10-at skool 11-right now 12-becaus ei am am drag queen 13-under the stars 14-at a wild party 15- after I brush my teeth 16- on the washing machine 17-on the teachers desk 18- in the shower 19-when im sweaty 20-everyday!!! 21-right here, right now 22-on the kitchen table 23-on the couch 24-while watching porn 25-all night 26-at the library 27-while watching TV 28-while

So Many Tears
sitting here at my desk tears just a falling down my face holding back the sighs wishing i would die knowing i created this mess sitting here watching my tears fall crying out loud baby come back but is to late for that this i know for i lost her forever so the tears fall

Arms Together
you on my arm walking down the street greeting all who pass by so proud of you my dear wanting you to show off the beauty you have making all so jealous of being on my arm dancing across the floor arm in arm holding you tight feeling the warmth of your body twirling you around taking you in my arms arms together so in love

The Military
ok I have been confused on so much shit lately that it isn't funny. For one, we send our children or husbands, wives, brothers, and sisters, ect... over seas they get the order to shoot to kill then once they get back home we throw them in jail on charges of man slaughter, murder? does anyone, understand that because I don't and I think that, that is just wrong. They are the reason we are still considered a free country and yet the ones that have the job to serve and protect this country are going to jail for doing their jobs. We punish the ones that serve and protect our lives. So in my opinion we need to consider what their orders where when that happened. They are told to shoot if they or their battle buddies feel threatened and if they do now they will go to jail for it. Now tell me that this isn't fucked up to do to them. They put their lives on the line and now we are going to betray them and do this. I am sorry but I think this FUCKING COUNTRY IS FUCKED IN THE HEAD FOR DOING T

A Few Oxymorons From The A List
A Fine Mess A just war A little big a little pregnant A new classic absolutely unsure abundant poverty academic fraternity Academic sorority Accidentally on Purpose accurate estimate accurate horoscope accurate rumors accurate stereotype acrophobic mountain climber Act Naturally active retirement actual reenactment acute apathy acute dullness adult children Adult male advanced BASIC advanced beginner Affirmative action affordable housing aging yuppie agree to disagree Airline Food airline schedules all alone All natural artificial flavor alltogether separate alone in a crowd almost candid Almost done almost exactly almost pregnant Almost Ready almost safe almost suddenly almost surprised almost totally alone together amateur expert American culture American education American English amicable divorce among the first Amtrak schedule Anarchy Rules! anonymous colleague anticipated serendipity anticipating the unanticipate

Way Too Much To Drink
After a hard day at the office, three guys decide to go out for a cocktail to wind down. The bar becomes very crowded, a few drinks turns into many and soon everyone is tanked. All three lose track of each other and end up going home separately. The next day at the office, the three gather by the watercooler to discuss the past evenings events. The first guy says, "I got so drunk last night that I went home and blew chunks." The second guy pipes in, "That's nothing. I got so drunk that I got in my car and drove it right into a telephone pole. Totaled it. I didn't get hurt but now I have no car." The third guy says, "Well, I got so drunk that when I got home, I cussed my girlfriend out and knocked over a candle which lit the apartment on fire. She dumped me, all my belongings are destroyed and the home insurance won't cover the damage." The first guy motions the two to come closer and whispers, "I'm not sure you understand. Chunks is my dog."

Stress Reliever!!
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it works. 1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2.The birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. 3. No one knows your secret place. 4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic pace of the world. 5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fells the air with serenity. 6. The water is crystal clear. 7. You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. 8. See. You're smiling already!

Quotes Of The Day For 11/6 - Ignorance
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein "The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge." Daniel Boorstin "Disillusion comes only to the illusioned. One cannot be disillusioned of what one never put faith in." Dorothy Thompson "An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it." James Michener "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Martin Luther King, Jr. "Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong." Thomas Jefferson

Get Fbi Files About Yourself...
The Federal Bureau of Investigations keeps files on almost every person in the entire country. They must send you your file if you want them to.There will not be any charge if the file is under fifty pages.If it is over 50 pages, then there will be a copying charge of ten cents per page. Your file can be obtained by simply mailing a letter to them. However,the letter must be worded properly or else they will not comply, or may only send you part of it. Here is the address which you may use to contact the F.B.I.:Director Federal Bureau of Investigations Washington D.C., 20535 Here is the letter: Dear Sir: I am requesting a copy of any personal file which you may have on myself (SSN ). In addition, I am requesting copies of all files, dossiers, documents, or materials referring to myself. If you consider some

What X Men Are You
You scored as Rogue. Rogue is a strong but tragic personality. She loves Gambit. Because of her mutant powers, she cannot touch anyone without hurting them. Therefore, she longs for human contact. However, this southern gal's strong personality has allowed her to deal with this. Powers: Absorbs lifeforce and powers by touch, Super strength, and flightRogue50%Jean Grey45%Iceman45%Cyclops45%Nightcrawler40%Gambit40%Storm35%Colossus35%Beast30%Emma Frost30%Wolverine

Suicide
no one wants me....im better off dead....i donr want a fuck i want love.....and that just wont happen.......im tired of tring and tired of getting hurt......no one cares about me so why should i??? suicide sounds really good right now........

How To Avoid The Flu Shot
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible. Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can. Get plenty of rest. OR Take the doctor's approach. Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first? They Clean your arm with alcohol... Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. So....... I walk to the liquor store. (exercise) I put lime in my Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air) Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress) Then pass out. (rest) The way I see

Just A Hello
Here I am goofing off online. My sister is finally home from Iraq. I'm talking on the phone with her and doing more with my page here. I have made a lot of cool friends here and I want all you to know I think you all are the coolest. I know I haven't been online a lot lately. My life has been pretty hectic (working and clubing)== oh my --- so busy.....((giggles)). Hey, life is too short to spend it doing nothing. Ya gotta have fun - you only have one life to live so what the hell -- LIVE IT!!! To all my new friends here at Cherrytap - you are the greatest and I hope we get to know each other better as time passes. CHERRYTAP ---- YOU ROCK!!! Blessed Be!! PEACE OUT!!! Aloha, Lissa

Song Of The Day Part 2... Decided To Do 2 Today... Garbage - The World Is Not Enough
I know how to hurt I know how to HEAL I know what to show And what to conceal I know when to talk And I know when to touch No one ever died from wanting too much The world is not enough But it is such a perfect place to start, my love And if you're strong enough Together we can take the world apart, my love People like us Know how to survive There's no point in living If you can't feel the life We know when to kiss And we know when to kill If we can't have it all Then nobody will The world is not enough But it is such a perfect place to start, my love And if you're strong enough Together we can take the world apart, my love I feel safe I feel secure I feel ready And yet I regret The world is not enough But it is such a perfect place to start, my love And if you're strong enough Together we can take the world apart, my love The world is not enough The world is not enough NO NO WHERE NEAR ENOUGH THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH

Nov. 8,2006
Hello. I never know what to say on my blogs. I guess I could start by saying thanks to everyone that has stopped by and left comments and has left a gift. I am an easy going person and love to make new friends.My new husband and I love to get up with friends and take pics and get to know you a personnal basis. We also are open minded and whatever happens from there we go with the flow. We love to have fun. Well, hope you all have a great week and weekend. If you would like to chat with me and be a good friend I would love to do just that. Take care and be good and drop me a note. Missy

Anger
Having slain anger, one sleeps soundly; Having slain anger, one does not sorrow; The killing of anger, With its poisoned root and honeyed tip: This is the killing the noble ones praise, For having slain that, one does not sorrow. -Buddha

Dreamin Of You
As time slips away into the night I lie awake in the dark and dream of you Breathing upon my hot skin Tasting my sensitive spots with your mouth As the stars twinkle in the velvet sky I lie awake in the dark and dream of you Slipping your tongue deep into my secret places Caressing my heated flesh with your hands As the darkest hour before dawn arrives I lie awake in the dark and dream of you Becoming one with my inflamed body Sliding deep inside my wet, hot, sweet love As the morning light creeps across the floor I lie awake in the shadows and dream of you Kissing me until I moan for more Taking me to heaven with just one touch As time slips away into the morning I lie awake in the light and dream of you Bringing me to heights of pleasure I’ve never felt Making love to me until delicious waves of rapture crash throughout my body And the walls absorb my screams of ecstasy

About Me
Don't cheat. It's pretty good. Write Your Answers, Underneath The Question The Answers Are At The Bottom, BUT Dont Cheat... Then Repost This For Others To Answer... 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green or yellow? green 2. Your first intitial L 3. Birth month? Feb 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? white 5.Name some one the same sex as you. Liz 6. Your favorite number? 13 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? driving 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? lake 9. Think Of A Wish. um....... Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If you're initial is: A-K You have a lot

My Girlfriend In Dante's Inferno
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)HighLevel 2 (Lustful)HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High

Trust Game!
This is a story I wrote ages ago...If I get enough feedback on it, I may post more here in the near future. I like to play a game of trust with my lover whenever he’s been naughty – and naughty can mean almost anything I want. From the smallest transgression to the biggest sin, this game of trust keeps our relationship strong. Yesterday, my lover was very naughty, so today we are playing my game of trust. The rules are simple; first, we never play at home – our game is not for young eyes. I prefer to play in a 5-star hotel room, with a big bed and a view of the city below, far, far below. It’s after 8 at night when I reach the front desk of The Plaza. As always, he has already checked in and the other room key is waiting for me. Even though I am in control, I can feel my heart quicken as the lift ascends silently to our floor. I let myself in, and the cool suite is dark. I cross the carpeted floor to the curtains and draw them open. The glittering lights of the arts centr

Inspirational Quotes
"The man who lives for himself is a failure; the man who lives for others has achieved true success." Norman Vincent Peale "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt "Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." Leo Buscaglia "Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand." Chinese Proverb "A big shot is a little shot that kept shooting." Unknown "People don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care." Unknown "If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." George Bernard Shaw "All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them.

The Indian
A huge Indian walks into a convinient store. "I need good condom" The cashier replies: "Here’s a pretty good one. This should be fine." The next day the Indian returns. "Me go ugh. Wive go ugh. Condom go CAPOW!" cashier: "Well here, try this one. It’s our heavy duty condom. This can stand up to anything." The next day the Indian returns. "Me go ugh. Wive go ugh. Condom go CAPOW!" cashier: "That’s insane! Here try this one. It’s made out of pure tire rubber. This thing could stand up to King Kong." The next day the Indian returns. "Me go ugh. Wive go ugh. Condom go ugh. Left nut go CAPOW!"

Adam
So God calls to Adam and says, "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?" Adam replies, "The good news." God answers, "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." Then Adam says, "OK, so what's the bad news?" And God says, "I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."

Whats Your Vampire Name (gurlz)
What is your VAMPIRE name?(for GURLZ)wide variety of results and pictures The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Phoebe du CoudrayKnown in some parts of the world as: Scourge of The CryptThe Great Archives Record: Dwells in the darkness of the crypt, haunts graveyards for unlucky soulsTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join

Pardon The Lyrics...
I'm not one to feign cleverness by lifting song lyrics, but these truly are a more precise statement about me than I could articulate myself. And if the bottle's no solution Why does it feel so warm And if that girl is no solution Why did she feel so warm And if to feel is no solution Why do I feel Why do I feel so tired Why do I feel so broken Why do I feel so outside Why do I seem so blind I'm so sick of feeling It's ruined my life Ok, so I don't drink. But the sentiment is what counts here.

Here I Stand
Here I stand looking back at the mess I call my life. Here I stand wondering why my life is a mess. Here I stand wanting to know how to fix this mess I call life. Here I stand thinking how things could be different. Here I stand wanting to let go but dont know why I cant. Here I stand wishing I was gone instead of them. Here I stand taking it one day at a time and feel like I am getting no where. Here I stand asking God what I did wrong to desevere this. Here I stand wishing I know how to fix what I did. Here I stand looking at the mess I call my life and see a man that has taken what life has thrown at him and learned to get up and move on. Here I stand hoping for the future is better than my past.

Breaking Benjamin - Polyamorous
The day has come to an end The sun is over my head My polyamorous friend got me in a mess of trouble again so Just when you think that you're all right I'm crawlin out from the inside I never hurt anyone I never listen at all They've come to get me again The cloud is over my head My polyamorous friend Got me in a mess of trouble again so Just when you think that you're all right I'm crawlin out from the inside I never hurt anyone I never listen at all just stay away from the white light I'd say your worst side's your best side I never hurt anyone I never listen at all- well how do you know? well how do you know? well how do you know? well how do you know? Just when you think that you're all right I'm crawlin out from the inside I never hurt anyone I never listen at all Just stay away from the white light I'd say your worst side's your best side I never hurt anyone I never listen at all Let's go

Blonde - Terminology
Anally -- occurring yearly Artery -- study of paintings Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarian section -- district in Rome Cat scan -- searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- sheep dog Coma -- a punctuation mark Congenital -- friendly D&C -- where Washington is Diarrhea -- journal of daily events Dilate -- to live long Enema -- not a friend Fester -- quicker Fibula -- a small lie Genital -- non-Jewish G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game Grippe -- suitcase Hangnail -- coat hook Impotent -- distinguished, well known Intense pain -- torture in a teepee Labour pain -- got hurt at work Medical staff -- doctor's cane Morbid -- higher offer Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate Node -- was aware of Outpatient -- person who had fainted Pap smear -- fatherhood test Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis Post operative -- letter carrier Prot

Penis Problem
Paddy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help. The witch doctor takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a leprechaun that lives there. "Ask the leprechaun to marry you and each time the leprechaun says no, you'll be 5 inches shorter." Worth a try, he thinks, and off he dashes into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the leprechaun on the other side, sitting on a log. "Leprechaun, will you marry me?" The leprechaun looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." Paddy looks down and sure enough, he's 5 inches shorter. Hey, this is great he thinks -- let's try that again. "Will you marry me?" The leprechaun rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, "No!" Zappo! --

"falls Apart"
HURT LYRICS "Falls Apart" I messed up again when I tried You spend all your money and I And, oh! By the way, With all you did nothing has changed So lie like a waste by the side As everything just falls apart 'Cause everything just fell apart for me I cracked my head and broke my I correct my head and broke my I cracked my head and broke my heart And I don't feel the need to go on I was happier singing along the way I had things, I need to say But now it's like a swallowed tape That holds up my face from inside As everything just falls apart 'Cause everything just fell apart for me So woe is me Oh woe is me, yeah I cracked my head and broke my... heart And the hell of it is what we are We finish and wish we could start again Our skin tears away as Our memories fade with age And we don't even know 'til it's gone? But everything just fell apart 'Cause everything just falls apart for me So woe is me It all falls apart you see So woe it me It a

Hooohumm
well i feel worse I think I made Rob mad at me I don't know what I did =[ as if today hasn't been bad enough we me in pain unable to breathe all day since i woke up and its still happening. im glad its not right now =[. but got some interesting messges on my MySpace..-FUCK MySpace!!! it's GAY. Got 3 Messages from 2 emo chicks. One looked fucking 10 years old the way a blonde skanky emo. the barbie tramp called me a disguiting fat bitch blah. whatever ummk atleast im real. She was dissin' ICP and psychopathic calling it a waste of oxygen. She will meet my axe with her forehead. The last message I got some this one fucking UGLY brawd I mean fuck man, that made me wanna go 100% straight. GROSS >_< but with her trying to say how i mispelt shit on my profile when she wasnt even reading it write cause I spell alot better than most the people I know. It's been fucking gay today.

Junestdah Speaks Tha Truth...face It Or Run The Other Way.....
I am only as strong as the caffeine I drink, the hair spray I use and the girlfriends I have Here's to you! Why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married, pregnant, has a birthday, or retires? What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants, and shopping, lunching and traveling girlfriends? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! If you get this twice or more, you are lucky to have more than one girlfriend. Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Their house will be bigger. They will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, Be Happy! And love yourself and your circumstances. Think about it. The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, t

Article About Cody Warren
Gordon County Marine killed in Iraq 11/10/06 Email this story to a friend Cody Warren Cody Warren, a 2005 graduate of Gordon Central High School, was killed Thursday in Iraq, school officials said. Warren, 19, was a member of Battery M, 3rd Battalion, 14th Marine Regiment, a reserve unit based in Chattanooga. The Marine Reserve unit said it could not release any information about Warren's death, but friends of the Marine said he was killed by sniper fire. “Cody was one of ours,” said Mike Stanton, county school superintendent. “His service and his sacrifice become personal because we all know him and his family.” Stanton said Warren’s mother, Robin Patterson of Resaca, is a Gordon County school bus driver, and he has siblings still at GCHS. He father is James Warren of Marietta. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A memorial service for Cody Warren has been scheduled for 2 p.m. on Monday, Nov. 13 at

For Those Who Serve
No matter our views on war and what politics we hold we must always keep in mind we are free because of somes sacrifice ... Because someone served . This is an old poem but fitting. IN SERVICE OF LOVE Too often in this vast land of ours we take our heros for granted who serve in our great services and keep freedom here planted This is a labor of love for which they give their all in our moments of great despair they harken to the call They believe in the ideals we expound and hold the standard high so rarely are they thought about until we hear the cry Of those who would see us undone and stomp on our proud name some would speak ill of them and it brings our country shame For in this land of liberty our flag does surely wave so many gave their all for us and took love to the grave It takes a special kind of love to endure all the hardship true remember in your prayers these heros that give their lives for you By R. Thomas Dinsmore

New Contest
ok i've decided to try a contest of my own...the best CT friend contest. I have 10 spots open. you can request someone else or yourself. doesnt matter but they have to be a good friend that you know only through the internet or just cherry tap. contest opens monday night if i have enough ppl. send me a pm letting me know if you wanna add someone or yourself. thanks

Why?
Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky, I start thinking of you and then ask myself, why? Why do I love you? I think and smile, because I know the list could run on for miles. The whisper of your voice, the warmth of your touch, so many little things that make me love you so much. The way you support me, and help with my emotions, the way that you care and show such devotion. The way that your kiss, fills me with desire, and how you hold me with the warmth of a blazing fire. The way your eyes shine when you look at me, lost with you forever is where I want to be. The way that I feel when you're by my side, a sense of completion and overflowing pride. The dreams that I dream, that all involve you, the possibilities I see and the things we can do. How you finish the puzzle that lies inside my heart, how that deep in my soul, you are the most important part. I could go on for days, telling of what I feel, but all you really must know is my love for you is real.

~insane~
Insane....... Forever she sleeps Forever she lays Lost in her own never ending maze Doors are locked Light are turned off Her life is ticking and so is the clock Tear stained pillows Half open eyes She talks to herself to pass the time Voices come back Only she can hear Those voices whispering things in her ear A door opens The blinding light flickers on A figure comes in to give her a shot Her eyes become droopy Her mind seems to shut down The last thing she hears is this soft song: Hello, again I am here Hush, little baby you mind is near Giving you someone to talk to Sharing your pain Being with you always and again Hello...little girl Go to sleep Hello, I'm still here... and all that's left Of yesterday Of tommorow And all of your life You will wake up in the same house Doors are locked Light are turned off Her life is ticking and so is the clock Tear stained pillows Now closed eyes Bounded by a straight jacket fo

Emotional Body
My Head ~Filled with thoughts of a lover ~My Mind ~Expressing my wants and desires ~My Body ~Desiring to feel him spooned into me ~My Arms ~Longing to be held tightly ~My Hands ~Wanting so badly to feel his masculine body ~My Eyes ~Showing the lust and sexual desire I feel ~My Lips ~Sharing my sweet oral nectar ~My ears ~Needing to hear his sexual response ~My sexual thoughts ~Wanting to be released ~My sensual Voice ~Sensually whispering in his ear ~A friend, a lover is what I need ~Come to me baby and you will see ~The sensual sexual woman in me

Obligatory New Guy Post *sigh*
Okay so I found this on some porn-like post on a dead myspace group. Looked interesting enough as it didn't advertise "free" webcamming nor "larger pen15" for pennies a day. I'm a fan of the sexy and the cleavage, so its all good. Right now I just woke up to check if this site is as friendly as it was at 2am and apparently it gets friendly during the day so thats a nice twist. I'm a bit of a night owl so bare with me on this. I'm a writer by trade, work peon by habit, and student by force of habit. I'm a semester off from my degree in psychology and will soon be moving to buffalo ny to start a new life away from the suckiness of South Texas. Thats about it for now. I'll post some pictures later.

I Have A Headache From Hell!
Today was a pretty good day over all. I've had this sinus drainage since yesterday though. We went out of town to visit some old friends and driving home was hell. My head hurt so bad that the car lights made it impossible to see. It still hurts today. I will be glad when it's over. Anywho, I FINALLY get to get started on my Phlebotomy clinicals tomorrow. So I'm gonna go to bed early. I'm so glad! I can't wait to get it over with! It's been a long time since I was in class. I hope that I can remember some of the stuff anyway. Well, I'm outta here for now. Have a great night and please pray for my friend Jammie. She lost her husband yesterday. God bless you Jammie and RIP Steve!

Come On Goth Needs Our Help
HEY everyone my friend Goth is in a comment contest he can use everyones help. He's a kick ass dj so please go swamp him with comments at this url http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=60269&albumid=110390&i=4230374039

Thanksgiving, Christmas And Easter
These are all typical holidays in which you attend either a family or friends dinner. Is it just my family or me that anytime these happen that it's never what you really want. I imagine a real nice sit down dinner or heck it doesn't have to be nice you just all have to get along. What happened to those dinners where it's like the movies, everyone is happy, sharing what they are thankful for and everyone is having a good time. I swear my family dinners are more like National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation than anything else. Drunk relatives, people yelling at each other, people talking crap behind other people's backs and so on and so forth. Just once I would love to be invited to a nice holiday dinner. Is that too much to ask? Heck I'll even go and help cook the dinner like I do now anyways just to have that one moment.

Military Friends
hey you guys its that time again. i have ten spots left for pictures so if you would like to be in my military friends album let me know through a pm or a shout and i will get the first ten in until i level up. just let me know your branch and rank if possible. and if you are deployed let me know where and i will mark that as well.

Anniversary
so i've been with andrew for almost a year.....crazy! who'd a thought that me, who never got tied down for more than a few months, is celebrating an entire year? i never wanted to be the wifey type, but for this boy, i will. :)

Discovering Divine Design
November 14, 2006 Discovering Divine Design As for me, being on the way, the Lord led me . . . —Genesis 24:27 My Utmost For His Highest Cover About this cover We should be so one with God that we don’t need to ask continually for guidance. Sanctification means that we are made the children of God. A child’s life is normally obedient, until he chooses disobedience. But as soon as he chooses to disobey, an inherent inner conflict is produced. On the spiritual level, inner conflict is the warning of the Spirit of God. When He warns us in this way, we must stop at once and be renewed in the spirit of our mind to discern God’s will (see Romans 12:2 ). If we are born again by the Spirit of God, our devotion to Him is hindered, or even stopped, by continually asking Him to guide us here and there. ". . . the Lord led me . . ." and on looking back we see the presence of an amazing design. If we are born of God we will see His guiding hand and give Him the credit. We can all se

Bubba Gonna Sue. .
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they’s suin' them cigarette companies fer causin’ people to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin’ them fat an cloggin’ their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That’s right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin’ . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?

Lonely
a poem for all my fans lol Current mood: lonely falling in a deep well , clamoring to get out of this hell. searching for the brightest light, even if its a dull pin point in the night. crying all the time soaking tears to theground have fell. what did i do in this life ? to cause me to live in hell. hoped to find good strong everlasting love to fall over the edge would just take a shove laying alone at nite , try to figuire what is right. sitting here all alone staring out the window dreamimg , but in my heart im screaming . helpme from this hell ,i promise whomever ill return the favor well...... lisaann 4/11/06

:: What Xena Warrior Princess Character Are You?
You scored as Draco. You Scored as Draco. A nasty warlord or a love sick puppy? It all depends on which episode you're watching. He's a man borne out of Xena's past who is constantly trying to drag her back into it.Draco100%Callisto100%Aphordite58%Joxer50%Xena42%Gabrielle42%Ares33%What Xena Warrior Princess Character are You?created with QuizFarm.com

Huntin' Dog
The Hunting Dog Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there." Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!" Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too." So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.

Psalm 23
Psalm 23 This is an eye opener... Some probably never thought nor looked at this Psalm in this way... even though they say it over and over again. The Lord is my Shepherd That's Relationship! I shall not want That's Supply! He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. That's Rest! He leadeth me beside the still waters. That's Refreshment! He restoreth my soul That's Healing! He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness. That's Guidance! For His name sake That's Purpose! Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. That's Testing! I will fear no evil. That's Protection! For Thou art with me That's Faithfulness! Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me, That's Discipline! Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of my enemies. That's Hope! Thou anointest my head with oil, That's Consecration!

A War Lost Forever
This ominous feeling in the depths of my soul burns like wildfires Best intentions not good enough for un-equals of lesser thought They can’t contemplate the enormity of my pretentious desires Collaborative thoughts spark the end of the fire I’ve brought Would be lover’s no longer turned faceless by the consequence One friend’s tongue silenced at the sight of my blackened dress Sights shrouded are shown once more through her essence Though the world is still good, I still think of it as my mess Ornate thoughts shattered in place of unadorned clarity The day is nice, I’m healthy, and I have my loved ones… for now Contemplation comes creeping back accompanied by infidelity Such a simple thought corrupted and all I can ask is… “HOW?” The world surrounding me, closing in on my mind Warped visions of old faces now unrecognizably distorted Death would be so sudden, so resting, so pleasant, so kind With all that I am, the grim sights must be unceasingly thwarted The ni

Geez!
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky80%A Sicko70%Average50%A WUSS !!10%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

How I Do It.
A lot of you have asked me, "Hey! You! How do you manage to tolerate our existence in your otherwise perfect world?" It's simple, really. I just think of all of you as being mildly retarded. It's not your fault you do and say the things that you do and say and do and say and so on.

Love, Kindness, Spirt And Prisoner's
Hey everyone. What's up? Wow, I have been thinking about thing's like crazy. Sometimes my thought's scare me but sometimes I scare my self because I don't think enough. I relize I blow off a lot of thing's because I don't want to think about them, leaving them to not get worse or better. I then miss out on lesson's I could have learned and feeling's I could have felt or wisdom I could have grew with. Sometimes I'm scared of myself in a big way because I know, I know right from wrong but I tend not to listen to myself and that can lead me into load's of trouble. I have relized as well that all the talk of not feeling loanly and me not needing a guy is true yet false. I see how I can be with a man and I see that I can feel so tinse because I don't want to show my true inner self and really give them my all being because if they brake apart of me I've lost a piece of me in a since. Even if it's not a relashinship or a dateing thing, allowing myself to open up to a friend and then them

Time To Grow...
Been thinking about lots while I finally begin to get my life in order. Getting ready to make some drastic changes hopefully for the better. Really I made this blog to state that and to say that I hope my old friend Angie and her boyfriend Matt are doing well. best of luck to you guys...

"a Sorta Fairytale" - Tori Amos
on my way up north up on the Ventura I pulled back the hood and I was talking to you and I knew then it would be a Life Long thing but I didn't know that we We could break a silver lining And I'm so sad like a good book I can't put this Day Back a sorta fairytale with you a sorta fairytale with you things you said that day up on the 101 the girl had come undone I tried to downplay it with a bet about us You said that- You'd take it as long as I could I could not erase it And I'm so sad like a good book I can't put this Day Back a sorta fairytale with you a sorta fairytale with you and I ride along side and I rode along side you then and I rode along side till you lost me there in the open road And I rode along side till the honey spread itself so thin for me to break your bread for me to take your word I had to steal it and I'm so sad like a good book I can't put this Day Back a sorta fairytale with you a sorta fairytale wit

Do You Know A Soldier?
Do you know a Soldier?? They sleep on cots made for just one Sometimes even with their boots on They awake long before the sun And work very hard to stay strong Strong for themselves Strong for their families Strong for the country they serve Strong for the flag that waves above They work and train In the heat, cold, and rain They sweat, they swear Sometimes wondering why they are there In the distance they hear gun fire And watch the hawks fly over They pray for their brothers Their loved ones and themselves And yet they go on Doing their job Determined to make proud The ones that have passed on They fight for justice They serve for freedom They cry for the fallen And celebrate the day These are our soldiers Proud and strong Serving flag and country Away and at home For the job they do We need to give our support So they know they are loved From the depths of our hearts ~~ I write this for every soldier - past, present, future - and o

Ugh Feel So Awful
Okay I have barely eaten today and I can feel the effects of it...Its like I have been on SLUG Mode all Day!!! I just feel like Crap, like someone has drained the life out of me. So when i went to Walmart i tested my blood pressure it was just borderline at 140/95 but then i tested my sugar at my moms it was 121 that is high considering i haven't eatin today...you'd think it would be LOW if anything. My feet is Twice the size as they should be because They are swollen..I went to the doctor hopping they would put me on lasix (fluid pills) for it like my last doctor did..But did they? NO...HE just told me i needed to lose weight! i'm like Yeah but Doc, its hard to excersise in flip flops because I can not put my EXTRA WIDEWIDTH MEN'S Tennis Shoe on my FAT FEET!!! Also when i went to the doc. (a month ago) My blood pressure was really high 199/120 or something like that but since this is the first time i went to the doc. with my blood pressure high they dont want to medicate

Thanksgiving Divorce
> A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and > says," I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother > and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. > > "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the > sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each > other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in > Chicago and tell her." > > Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck > they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls > Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting > divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my > brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a > thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. > > The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says," > They're coming for Thank

Run To Jesus
If we live, we are living for the Lord, and if we die, we are dying for the Lord. Romans 14: 8 Do you wonder where you can go for encouragement and motivation? Go back to that moment when you first saw the love of Jesus Christ. Remember the day when you were separated from Christ? You knew only quilt and confusion and then-- a light.Someone opened a door and light came into your darkness, and you said in your heart, "I am redeemed!" Run to Jesus, Jesus wants you to go to him. He wants to become the most important person in your life, the greatest love you'll ever know. He wants you to love him so much that there's no room in your heart and in your life for sin. Invite him to take up residence in your heart. WALKING WITH THE SAVIOR

Another Old One
THE MESSENGER When all around is chaos and the world is upside down when all we do looses its luster and we tend to wear a frown when the task at hand are too tall an order to fulfill when the best we can hope for is a tie and there is no time to kill when the whole of lifes a burden and we are ready to give up hope well hang on to it tight my friend and tie a knot in your rope in times of trouble we all can use a hand to life our spirits high there is no shame in asking for help only in failing to try we need each other in this world to make it through the day all we need is divine guidance to help us on our way god works through people in our life that's why he put them there so seek the answer from our god and accept it without care for in this vast expanse of life the messenger may be the one you least expect to hear from one you can not see By R. Thomas Dinsmore

"nervous" - Moody Blues
Why i am so nervous Please explain to me Why i can't sleep I close my eyes to shelter In the dark i try to hide If you leave me on my own I'm worried i could lose my way In my mind confusion I see you everywhere But we don't speak I try so hard to touch you But you're always out of reach If you walked right by Would i see in it your eye Would you turn away Seems to me I've been a long time On this road Has there been a sign Another way And i've passed it by I don't know what it is that drives me on Gotta keep movin' Gotta keep movin' on Bring it on home Let's bring it on home - your love Bring it on home Let's bring it on home your love Bring it on home Let's bring it on home your love Down parallel lines Don't question faith Don't answer lies Tell me why i'm nervous Please explain to me Why i can't sleep Please explain to me The Moody Blues - NervousMusic Code provided by YouCodes

"painted Smile" - Moody Blues
I can sing I can dance Just give me a chance To do my turn for you There's a change i'll slip But with stiff upper lip I'll sing a song for you Laughter is free But it's so hard to be a jester All the time And no one's believing I'm the same when i'm bleeding And i hurt all the time deep inside I've shed a tear for the lying While everyday trying to Paint this smile for you Backflips, cartwheelings, Somersault feelings What is there left to do Laughter is free But it's so hard for me, A jester all the time No one's believing I'm the same when i'm bleeding And i hurt all the time deep inside Roll up, roll up Enjoy the show Pick me up, wind me up, put me down You'll see me go And this painted smile May miss for a while Then come back and steal your show I sing, i dance Give me a change to do my turn for you With backflips, cartwheelings, Somersault feelings What's there left to do Laughter is free But it's so hard to be a jester All the time

Lifes Flight
Sitting on a bench one night I started thinking of lifes big flight All the things that seemed so small Add into a giant ball Hurt tears and pain With nothing left to gain Tried to walk but all i did was stumble Tried to talk but all i could do was mumble What was i suppose to do When really i didnt have a clue Crying without the tears Dried out from all the years Sitting on a bench one night I started thinking of lifes big flight Looked up at the sky And wondered what it was like to die

Nine Easy Ways To Avoid Society( This Is Only A Joke So Laugh)
This is a beginners guide to becoming a bitch hermit so follow these nine steps: 1) Work at home by selling junk on Ebay 2) Keep 56k internet modem on 24/7 3) Go out no earlier than 3am 4) Keep up with latest new and technology using via internet 5) Sleep during the day 6) Live on sugary junk food 7) Listen to Morissey and the Smiths and realize that the world is a bleak place to live 8) Watch tv and complain about current saturday Night Live shows 9) Survive on stuff sent through mail order This is a message brought to you by Foamy the Squirrel to watch episodes go to www.FriendsofFoamy.com and feel his squirrely wrath........ you cheap bastards.

Hopes And Dreams
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think About the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Little Tommy
Little Tommy was walking around the house one day when he came to his parents' bedroom, he heard sounds coming from the room, so he opened the door just enough to see in. He gasped and shut the door and ran downstairs. His mother, shocked and confused went to find her son. When she found him, she asked him what was wrong. He replied that he'd seen her and daddy in the room and was wondering what they were doing. "Well, Tommy, You know that daddy has a big belly, well mommy sometimes has to bounce up and down on it to make it smaller so he feels better." Tommy explains, "Well mommy, you're just wasting your time, 'cause when you go to the store, the neighbor lady comes over and blows it back up again."

Where You Are
"Where You Are" There are times I swear I know you're here When I forget about my fears Feeling you my dear Watchin over me And my hope seeks What the future will bring When you wrap me in your wings And take me: [Chorus] Where you are Where you and I will breathe together Once again We'll be dancing in the moonlight Just like we used to do And you'll be smilin back at me Only then will I be free When I can be Where you are And I can see your face Your kiss I still can taste Not a memory erased Oh, I see your star Shining down on me And I'd do anything If I could just Be right there: [CHORUS] Then I will be free So take me where you are Now baby there were times when selfishly I'm wishing that you are here with me So I can wipe the tears away from your eyes And make you see That every night while you are dreamin I'm here to guard you from a far And anytime I feel alone I close my eyes and dream of Wh

Adult Stort A Friend Wrote This For Me On My Space
I used to work on a shipping and receiving dock for an electronics manufacturer. My primary job was to make sure all the orders made it to their destinations on time which meant working with the different drivers a lot. Most were older gentlemen long ago married off but then Rick started working for one of our main delivery companies. Rick was a young handsome man. He was probably in his early thirties with jet black hair and a killer smile. He was several inches taller then me with broad shoulders and the cutest butt I had ever seen. I couldn't help but to flirt with him when ever I had the chance and he was flirtatious back but both of us were very cautious about it. I guess we were worried about our job security. One evening we had a super rush job that absolutely had to go out that very evening which meant I was going to be working late. It also meant that Rick would be making an extra trip out to see me today. We had already had our normal flirting session that morning, alt

Xmas Cards!!
To anyone on my friends list who might want an actual Christmas Time greeting, my husband and I are planning on getting portraits done with our daughter and getting those postcard thingers for the holidays. If anyone wants one, send me your address in a private message. Keep in mind, we'll have a limited # to pass out, so only select people will get them, but I'd still like to know who wants them. Rest assured the picture (s) will be posted as well.

Remember, Please
Remember those who are standing on the wall for us while we’re home with our family this holiday season. REMEMBER, PLEASE… The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. < BR>The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and th

Instant Gratifacation
Instant Gratifacation My father once told me that the things we use to make us feel good, is, what he called, "Instant Gradifacation", He told me that the people who take "Instant Gradifacation" for granted, tend to be the people who are more grumpy, sad, and angeryinstead of happy, you think about what he said, he is right, If people didn't take "Instant Gradifacation" for granted, then there would be no crime,hate, and addiction, People who take "Instant Gradifacation" granted, are often looking for the meaning of life, but they won't find it, because the are taking "Instant Gradifacation" for granted, Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

The Fear Of Death
The fear of death So many people live in fear of death but if you live in fear of death, then your not actually living. If you live by your fears, then you are slowly dieing. If u don't fear death, then you can live a long and prosper life. To fear is to die. To have no fear is to live. Now that doesn't mean we can go just do whatever we want to. We still have responsibilities. What responsibilities? Now thats somthing only you can answer. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

What My Birthday Means.
Your Birthdate: January 19 You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested. You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them. Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others. You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself. Your strength: Well developed stability and confidence Your weakness: Suspicion of others Your power color: Eggplant Your power symbol: Spade Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Hehe
well im actuali 14 i lied bwt bein 18 cus u cnt use ths thng if u dnt ae lol,well i live in new zealand its pretty kewl im bwt 2 tke ths trip ovaseas 4 the holidays so thtl b gud ye im roadkill atm whch is sad lol so ye tell pepl bwt ma pge ill upd8 it soon wit sum asum stf..Well i got exams 2moz so i beta get bk 2 studyn lol so well bibi xxxx

Mmmmmm
The hot Yucatan sun was creating a shimmering heat wave over the tarmac of the airport as I climbed the steps of the aircraft ahead of the passengers now waiting patiently in the departure lounge. From the large glass windows they could see the plane being made ready to take them home from their sun drenched holiday; the flight crew boarding, the baggage handlers loading the many cases into the hold along with the food trolleys destined for the galleys. The past 2 weeks had been hot and sunny, unlike my last vacation to Playa Del Carmen 6 months before. Then it had rained most days, albeit for short, sharp periods, before the Mexican sun had evaporated the water to leave way for a few hot, sunny hours in which I had managed to get at least some scuba diving done. This trip had been far more successful and I had dived every day, with the exception of today. I wasn’t going to risk getting an episode of the bends by diving before a flight. I had taken this trip alone due to an unex

Who Knows
Who knows what is in the future What it may hold There could be a job One to keep you happy There could be a home One to keep you warm at night There could be a pet One to who will keep you company There could be a family member One to be there in your time of need There could be a friend One to tell your secrets There could be a love One to hold and cherish So who knows what it in the future What it may hold

Getting Married
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?" The 60 year old responded, "Did I say he was dead?" The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?" The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer." The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?" The 60 year old responded again, "Did I say he was dead?" The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?" The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grand

Friends,fans,looksie Lokksies
HEY ALL, SO MANY RESPONSES, I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO ANSWER ALL. SO I AM POSTING THIS BLOG TO THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR STOPPING BY... ESP THOSE SPECIAL FEW (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!) THAT MADE MY BLEAK DAY. THANKS FOR THE KIND WORDS AND RATINGS! I CAME HERE NOT TO PIMP POINTS,EXCEPT THEY ARE FUN! BUT TO MEET SOME INTERESTING PEOPLE AS I HAVE!!! THANK YOU AGAIN GUYS!! ALWAYS OPEN FOR MORE, SO PLEASE REPOST!!! P.S. I NEVER FORGET THE OG's

Now If This Aint Being A Man About Things I Dont Know What Is
2006-11-22 19:46:7 yea i agree with this. i dont know how you got to me when no one else could. and im gonna be a man and say i am sorry to charlie. but realize the last line is true in all senses, you cant control it. dude i didnt want to take her from you all i did was be there for her when she needed a friend. that is what friends do. leaving you was her choice. dont hate me, we're brothers by arms cant have no fighting shit. my bf joey wrote this on a photo of mine and he apoligized to my ex charlie! now comeon how many men would really do this...i was shocked and moved because he is the very jelious protective type and a real dickheadd but he was aman and did this...and yes he is right it was my choice.

So Happy
ok so joey finally got here i wasnt expecting him come here i thought i was going to wv to see him no wonder he said wait till i call u...which he never did he did better he showed up here and picked me up and kissed me it was gr8 but short cuz hes shy and my uncle here. well good night yall im going to go cuddle with him and fall asleep in his arms. for those close to fairmounth wv contact me...him and 2 other marines are singing long black train in church sunday morning...he sings so damn good too ! night love yall sabrina

Broke'n'joke
I was the light of your life, you said. This light must have been a match. As this has burned out. I made you smile with delight, What I'm feeling isn't right. My heart is broke, What was I, your joke? You told some lie, I so want you to die!

Nursing This Cold
Yes I have had a pretty bad cold since it snowed the other morning (YES IT SNOWED IN NORTH CHARLESTON,SC!!!) but it didn't stick but still the weather was nasty and sleety.....add to the fact that i refuse to use an umbrella (its a childhood fear) FEAR OF UMBRELLA's..i dont mind them if they are closed up but i refuse to stand under one thats open..im scared it will close in on me or lighting will strike it or something god awful like that will happen. So its not uncommon for me to get sick after having to go downtown in the rainy, sleety snowy weather we had Tuesday. That night i knew i was getting a cold....now i'm so congested...URGH...its not funny .. my mom asked me if it has changed my opinion about using an umbrella and like everytime my answer is always NO..i've gotten pnemonia before but i still am too fearful of umbrella's. My anxiety goes through the roof when one is near me up...i walk around people by 10 feet who has them open... as a child i always opted for r

Haters
HATERS, HATERS, HATERS………………PLEASE READ This pertain to the female…you know who you are……… Now, this is the fucking shit that kills me about female, if your man wants to give me a compliments on my page by alllllll means he can, if you are arguing with him and always bring me up, there’s a problem that needs to be checked. Now if you want to leave me hate messages go ahead have fun doing it. What the fuck do you want from me, get on top of your game and keep your shit on lock. I’ll say it again, this is the Internet, a place to flirt, meet,RATE, and do what the fuck you want stop tripping. Look females… men are going to do what the fuck they want, whether you with him or not. Obviously there something about me that you can’t handle, so get a fucking life and stop hating. And if you think sending messages to someone else page think it's hurting me IT’S NOT, it’s just shows how childish you really are. Stop leaving shit on my page and try, I me

David.l
Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much at Thanksgiving Dinner (from David Letterman's Top Ten Lists) 10. Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you. 9. Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall. 8. You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis. 7. Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet. 6. You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July. 5. World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!" 4. CBS tells you to lose weight or else. 3. Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department. 2. Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt. 1. You're sweatin' gravy. I wanted to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. An don't eat to much save some for the rest of the family

Arrogant Nonconformists
Hey, I just feel like a rant. I was never one to cave to peer pressure. I was always confident. I didn't need anyone to tell me how to have fun, and I certainly didn't feel any need to prove myself to others. I have so many interests, hobbies, and talents that I don't have time to dick around in a bar or pretend like football games are important (they're not). I like to meet new people, but I don't like the places where "adults" go to meet such as bars, clubs, and whore houses (i'm being redundant ;)). You meet the wrong kinds of people at those places most of the time, and if you go there long enough, you become one of them. I like hanging out with groups of friends, but most of the time I want to be with one girl. One good relationship trumps a thousand weak ones in my opinion. I'd rather have one real conversation than a thousand silly, trivial conversations. I don't think it's too much to ask people to be REAL. I guess I'm one of those rare people who seriously and h

Ravens And Crows
Crows & Ravens Carry Very Similar Medicine Crows and Ravens carry very similar medicine. What applies to Crow applies to Raven as well. Ravens must be understood more at an intuitive level however for they are the gatekeepers to the void of Spirit where there is no form or structure, but fluidity and constant change. So when someone speaks of Raven medicine, it is more easily understood through the intuitive senses and emotions. It is also more easily to describe Raven medicine as it is expressed through those who carry it. And in fact, when I first began writing this I was told that this was what was needed at this time. It is said that people who carry Raven medicine also carry a heavy responsibility to Spirit. It as if these people have come into this Earth walk in order to help others break through old paradigms and belief systems into a new, more expanded awareness of reality. Ravens are Heyokas, tricksters, in Native American mythology they taught the people both th

My Future ....(poem)
My Future As i sit here Im all alone no one with me no where to go I lean back close my eyes and think to myself where in my life did I take the wrong turn Im alone peoplelove me I think they do some tell me they love me some dont tell me nothing why do i see nothing a blank future of my life some pictures are out of focus what do i do now where am i to go PLEAE SOMEONE ANYONE HELP!!! I need to see my future or im gonna be alone and empty my life will be pointless i see outlines but it wont let me see it clear what does it mean I THINK MY FUTURE IS DESTINE TO BE SINGLE DEAD OR ALIVE!!!!!

Need A Pray
HEY GUYS. I NEED TO ASK A BIG FAVOR. CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE PRAY FOR THE TROOPS ARE COMING HOME. MY HUSBAND AND MY ROOMMATE ARE COMING HOME SOON. AND I WANT THEM TO HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT HOME. CAN YOU PLEASE PRAY FOR THEM. I REALLY WANT THEM HOME SAFE. I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH. BUT CAN YOU PRETTY PLEASE DO THIS ONCE FOR ME. THANK YOU SO MUCH ~~JANE~~

The Goddess Walks With Me
The Goddess walks with me, talks with me, Keeping me safe, joyously free, in the knowledge, That although I walk this solitary path, I am not alone. She walks with me, talks with me Lifting me up, showing me the way, guiding my steps, But not holding my hand, showing me that although She Is with me, it is I who makes the choice to walk with her As well. Though I walk this solitary path, I am not alone. The Goddess walks with me, talks with me, shining her Light on my midnight steps, at first tentative, in the night Garden, then bursting forth bright as the night around me, as I become more sure. Though I walk this solitary path, I am not alone, and the light of the Goddess proves this so.

Gospel Of The Witches Chapt. 11
The House of the Wind "List to the whoop and whistle of the winds, Their hollow drone as they come roaring on, For strength hath many a voice, and when aroused The flying tempest calls with awful joy And echoes as it strikes the mountain-side, Then crashes in the forest. Hear the cry! Surely a god hath set his lions loose And laughs to hear them as they rage afar." -C. G. Leland. The following story does not belong to the Gospel of the Witches, but I add it as it confirms the fact that the worship of Diana existed for a long time contemporary with Christianity. Its full title in the original MS., which was written out by Maddalena, after hearing it from a man who was native of Volterra, is La Pellegrina delta Casa al Vento-"The Female Pilgrim of the House of the Wind." It may be added that, as the tale declares, the house in question is still standing. There is a peasant's house at the beginning of the hill or ascent leading to Volterra, and it is called the Hou

Fuck Buddy Contract;)
Fuck buddy contract... Going to Have to start getting these things signed =) THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just se

Country I Should Visit
You Should Visit Argentina Cowboys, European food, beaches, and skiing. This country is like no other! Learn to tango, hike across Patagonia, eat at fine restaurants... you'll never be bored. What Latin American Country Should You Visit?

You Get Me Out Of The Rain;; You Get Me Outta My Clothes
The poem was actually good once I started understanding most of it. I'm almost done with first page of Algebra, and then on to my next one. The first page is surprisingly easyyyyy, thanks goodness. I'm packing my clothes for New York, also. Eeeek, hehe. I'm staying IN Time Square at the Crown Plaza or whatever. :]]]] Anyway, I'm bored, so I'm going to go try to finish my algebra, do my english, then take a shower and get ready for bed. :]

Types Of Boyfriends
JOE SENSITIVE: "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" "Oh Sweetheart, you rest, I'll do that" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, HoneyBunch, Softy, SnugglePup Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts; very little training required Disadvantages: Whimpy; Irritatingly compassionate and understanding OLD MAN: "People are stupid. The world is going to hell." "Oh, let's just stay home and watch TV" Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-Mud, Old Fogie Advantages: Unlikely to Roam; You know where he is; Predictable Disadvantages: Pain in the Ass; Consumes great quantities of beer FLINCHY: "I just know something's wrong !" "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did." Also known as: Trembly, CreamPuff, Hey you Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled: Pre-Acknowledged guilt Disadvantages: Easily spooked; Surrenders w/o a struggle BIGFOOT: "Shut yer trap slut, I'm a-thinkin'." "The way you women whine, you'd think you had it tuff." Also known as : Mac

A Bad Girl Confessing
This cop pulled me over, several years ago, after I just pulled out of the small street leading to my house, onto the main drag to get to the FWY. I was running late and I was on my way to a big dance. I was Vice President and director of Programming for a Singles group. We usually had about 600 show up at the dances. So, I needed to get there. I had the door prize in my trunk. It was a new colored TV, 19 inch. It was about 15 years ago, so it was considered a good prize. The cop approached my car, looking down my top. I had a low-cut, black, lacy top on, at the top of a silky jump suit that was custom made for me. I had a custom bra on, that was made by the same woman. She had a place in North Hollywood, and made bras for many movie stars. She always told me not to minimize my full breasts. She said that was a crime. She said to project them and show them to the world. That is not exactly what I planned to do, I just wanted something comfortable and pretty. She made beautiful under

Are You A Tease
You Are a Total Tease You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea Most men think they have a chance with you... but come on! You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser Are You a Tease?

Blah
yep.. so here i am.. sitting at my house.. its been quite all damn day.. still in fucking pain from getting my tonsels taken out.. really fucking bored god.. so i have just been sitting here thinking about a shit load of thinks.. idk.. ya well im wasting my time and yours so imma go.. peace..

Any Tauruses, Virgos, Or Scorpios Out There? Lol
Capricorn You are very successful in life and are always planning for the future. You are probably already in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy that comes with your lovemaking. You are direct with your lover about what you like and you like it when they are direct with you. You have excellent sex, because you make sure that it’s a custom fit for yourself. Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Random Ramblings
random...excuse the blabbering I don't really have a lot to update on. I will say that I start Phlebotomy clinicals tomorrow. I should be done in January sometime. I went for my meeting with the trainer yesterday and had a great time actually. I was kinda worried at first but it was cool. We got to stick twice too. I had fun with that. I kinda like this! Anywho, I'm just sitting here waiting on the kids to go to sleep so I can go shower and get to bed. I'm already sleep so it won't take much for me to go to sleep tonight. I was out in like 5 minutes last night when I got to bed. I think I was over tired from the weekend. It was pretty busy here. We had two dinners. One Thursday and one Friday. Then my lil man had his 3rd birthday party on Saturday. We went Christmas shopping Saturday night. Then on Sunday, I had my meeting. I'm still very tired. I'm kinda looking forward to the weekend coming up too. I want to take the kids to the park for the day on Saturday if it's pretty

Fitness And Health
go to my best friends on web site he can help you...No excuses...!!! XCLUSIV - ONLINE STORE Hey everyone! Xclusiv Fitness has just launched its online store! You can now order supplements and clothing online and have it shipped right to your door. We've also set up a section so you can purchase training sessions, nutritional consultations, and sign up for our boot camps online as well. Have a look! www.xclusivfitness.com Love ya gabe .........

Edgerrin Who??
Many people here in Indiana were pissed off to say the least when the Colts let Edgerrin James go to the Cardinals. Personally, I don't think the Colts ever had any intention of re-signing him. They never aggressivly made any attempts to work out a contract at all. Does anyone remember how the same thing went down when Marshall Faulk was playing for the Colts? He left under a similar situation. People thought Polian was insane for drafting James and Peyton Manning instead of Ricky "puff, puff, pass" Williams and Ryan "crybaby" Leaf. Now, along comes Joseph Addai who many thought would not be able to take over for James due to his size. Ask the Eagles if Addai can run the ball or not (171 yds 4 TD'S). Each week I have watched Addai get more comfortable in the offense and take on a bigger role. Nothing against Dominic Rhodes, but I think he better be ready for more time on the bench next year because Joseph Addai will be the starter.

Boobs
What the hell is it with this place.Ok so girls put there boobs all exposed all over this site and expect a gentleman to come knocking up there shout box,and when they actually do get one they shun him off. Why?! What the fuck is up with you retarded ass females.Please answer, reply to this if any of you do actually read this.Oh and I dont want to hear the excuse that your egging for some cherrypoints,thats the most stupidist excuse. Oh and I'm not mad I am just flustered at what brings a female to the brink of exposer.

Prayer
A STUDY OF PRAYER Picture by Harry Anderson http://www.erasmagazine.com/jesus/galeria.shtml TO WHOM SHOULD WE PRAY? THE FATHER Mt 6:9 "This, then, is how you should pray: " 'Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, Mt 26:39 Going a little farther, he fell with his face to the ground and prayed, "My Father, if it is possible, may this cup be taken from me. Yet not as I will, but as you will." Mt 26:42 He went away a second time and prayed, "My Father, if it is not possible for this cup to be taken away unless I drink it, may your will be done." Mk 14:36 "Abba, Father," he said, "everything is possible for you. Take this cup from me. Yet not what I will, but what you will." Jn 17:1 After Jesus said this, he looked toward heaven and prayed: "Father, the time has come. Glorify your Son, that your Son may glorify you. Jn 17:24 "Father, I want those you have given me to be with me where I am, and to see my glory, the glory you have given me becaus

Prayer2
BY OURSELVES Mt 14:23 After he had dismissed them, he went up on a mountainside by himself to pray. When evening came, he was there alone, Mt 26:36 Then Jesus went with his disciples to a place called Gethsemane, and he said to them, "Sit here while I go over there and pray." Mt 26:42 He went away a second time and prayed, "My Father, if it is not possible for this cup to be taken away unless I drink it, may your will be done." Mt 26:44 So he left them and went away once more and prayed the third time, saying the same thing. Mk 1:35 Very early in the morning, while it was still dark, Jesus got up, left the house and went off to a solitary place, where he prayed. Mk 6:46 After leaving them, he went up on a mountainside to pray. Mk 14:32 They went to a place called Gethsemane, and Jesus said to his disciples, "Sit here while I pray." Mk 14:39 Once more he went away and prayed the same thing. Lk 5:16 But Jesus often withdrew to lonely places and prayed.

Do You Have The Time ??
The Poem > I knelt to pray but not for long, > I had too much to do. > I had to hurry and get to work > For bills would soon be due. > So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, > And jumped up off my knees. > My Christian duty was now done > My soul could rest at ease..... > All day long I had no time > To spread a word of cheer > No time to speak of Christ to friends, > They'd laugh at me I'd fear. > No time, no time, too much to do, > That was my constant cry, > No time to give to souls in need > But at last the time, the time to die. > I went before the Lord, > I came, I stood with downcast eyes. > For in his hands God! Held a book; > It was the book of life. > God looked into his book and said > "Your name I cannot findI once was going to write it down...But > never found the time" > > > Now do you have the time > To pass it on? Troy Menard

True Love And What Id Do For It
i would lie, cheat ,stab ,kill ,be killed ,race to the end of the earth and univurse, be tourtured and hung, let my bones be broken and battered, let my body be mangled and torn , anything in the world so the one i love can be happy even if i have to just sipmly walk away and never talk or see her again just to know that she'll be happy for the rest of her life.

This Has Much Truth
Naughty Horoscopes... Aries (March 21-April 19) LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. Th

The Birds And Bees
A father asked his 11-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!" Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

Shopping Experience
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton nsists that he go with her to Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store. Dear Mrs. Fenton: Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.. and watch

Cry Little Sister
Cry Little Sister A last fire will rise behind those eyes Black house will rock, blind boys don't lie Immortal fear, that voice so clear Through broken walls, that scream I hear Cry, little sister - Thou shall not fall Come, come to your brother - Thou shall not die Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill Blue masquerade, strangers look on When will they learn this loneliness? Temptation heat beats like a drum Deep in your veins, I will not lie Little sister - Thou shall not fall Come, come to your brother - Thou shall not die Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill My Shangri-Las I can't forget Why you were mine I need you now Cry, little sister - Thou shall not fall Come, come to your brother - Thou shall not die Unchain me, sister - Thou shall not fear Love is with your brother - Thou shall not kill

Song Of The Day - The Eagles - Take It To The Limit
All alone at the end of the evening And the bright lights have faded to blue I was thinking 'bout a woman who might have Loved me and I never knew You know I've always been a dreamer (spent my life running 'round) And it's so hard to change (Can't seem to settle down) But the dreams I've seen lately Keep on turning out and burning out And turning out the same So put me on a highway And show me a sign And take it to the limit one more time You can spend all your time making money You can spend all your love making time If it all fell to pieces tomorrow Would you still be mine? And when you're looking for your freedom (Nobody seems to care) And you can't find the door (Can't find it anywhere) When there's nothing to believe in Still you're coming back, you're running back for more So put me on a highway And show me a sign And take it to the limit one more time Take it to the limit Take it to the limit Take it to the limit one more time

A Mothers Fear
so i am going u a little warning this blog is a little graphic! hello and welcome to my journal! i am young mother i am only 25 years old! i have a young son who was my valitine gift he is so sweet and specail to me he is 6 years old! i feel so bad lieing to him about his father i told him his father was killed in a car crash but he is father is well and alive i just wish i can kill him thoe for what he did to me thoe! when i was 19 years very young and stupid i thought i was in love but i was wrong! let me tell u about him well may may he was very romatic guy at first he was everything i need in my life at that time! he was tall dark and handsome some i thought he was my soulmate i thought i was going to be with him forever! so what happen i was dating him for a couple durning the months he became more contorling and abusive but i thought i was in love so i never let that bother me! so one day i went to his house and they where having another party their! i didn't drink but that n

Male Multiple Orgasm
Primal Pleasures...Male Multiple orgasm Bragging is over Time to perform Lover comes soon How to Please her Perfectly No time for Quickies this Night She Demands a marathon Sweat, distance, endurance Master your Body..But how Touch, and self exploration Must Master the Self before that of others Learn your zones of Bliss Experiment and know what pleases you best Ah Alas the secret to the Male Multiple Orgasm Yes the true secret lies in that button we all know of But think little about Between the scrotum and the tush hole..The Button Flex and hold, release Over and over to strengthen your primal Core Love Muscle strengthened and Mastered Performance is enhanced The moment of truth The Goddess arrives Love makign enfolds, surrounds and takes off Savage Union, Moans of Bliss Close the well of Ecstasy Muscles tightened, Orgasm intensifies Makign wild passionate Love all Night and Day Pleasure and Desire Meet, Satisfaction guarenteed Exe

Me
I am doing great and so are the kids. Marvin is a great guy. I am very happy with him. I am doing good with my schooling too, kinda slow right now but good. I really like all my friends and fans on here and spending time talking to you, you are all great people. I hope you all have a great day and that you are all doing as good as I am...LOL That's all I can think of to say right now but takecare. Serena

Mudvayne, "internal Primates Forever"
Cop provisions feed my addictions mistakes I made then I opened up the holes and they crawled in, Now when it's time for the feed they won't let me forget, They ride upon my back and they'll fuck me with their need, My invisible enemies all my monkeys Their coming they're coming their coming they're coming to take me away. Disgusted with my position so submissive I am the only way we get away is give in sharpen up the razors stab the needles into pipes to kill cravings so sick of this in me can't stand the want to need can't get free always got a grip on me There's no use to fight this wrenching tourniquet of deprivation obedience subservience leads to substance Do you want more give it to me Leave my motivation to chemical dependency no room for patience Don't want it need it come on right now (chorus voice 2) Everything I've become now is everything I didn't want to be Every time I try to run away I fall on my face they drag me back Eve

Live Webcam Cumshot: Result
Thank you Ladies for your support, you can see it again here. (You must be over 18, and my FRIEND, ask me if you're not) I hope you enjoyed, in that case, don't forget to leave me a comment =) My apologize for the ladies that could not connect to my webcam in time ... Let me know if you want to watch the next one, just send me a message with Your Yahoo Messenger ID Kisses

Whoever Shall Keep The Whole Law, And Yet Stumble In One Point, He Is Guilty Of All —james 2:10
December 1, 2006 The Law and the Gospel Whoever shall keep the whole law, and yet stumble in one point, he is guilty of all —James 2:10 About this cover The moral law does not consider our weaknesses as human beings; in fact, it does not take into account our heredity or infirmities. It simply demands that we be absolutely moral. The moral law never changes, either for the highest of society or for the weakest in the world. It is enduring and eternally the same. The moral law, ordained by God, does not make itself weak to the weak by excusing our shortcomings. It remains absolute for all time and eternity. If we are not aware of this, it is because we are less than alive. Once we do realize it, our life immediately becomes a fatal tragedy. "I was alive once without the law, but when the commandment came, sin revived and I died" ( Romans 7:9 ). The moment we realize this, the Spirit of God convicts us of sin. Until a person gets there and sees that there is no hope, the Cr

Hacker Stereotypes
Hacker stereotypes Wikipedia There are theoretical types of hackers who are considered to possess an atypical level of skill beyond that of other meanings of the positive form of "hacker", which include the Guru and the Wizard. In some portions of the computer community, a Wizard is one who can do anything a hacker can, but elegantly; while a Guru not only can do so elegantly, but instruct those who do not know how. In other sub-communities, a Guru is one with a very broad degree of expertise, while a Wizard is expert in a very narrow field. In practice, such exact distinction are usually more at home in a RPG world, and not often heard in actual conversation. Within the mainstream media, hackers are often characterised as strange, mysterious, reclusive, and especially tricky. This may be seen as an extension of the human tendency to stigmatise what is ill-understood, which used often to be applied to natural philosophers who were often thought by superstitious neighbours t

Am I In The Wrong?
Okay this has been buggin me for quite a while...so I was just wanting opinions i guess.... so I used to live in Hazelwood which is like 45-60 min away and all my friends live there. B4 my accident i used to go see my friends EVERYDAY. Now I don't expect them to come see me everyday but we haven't hung out in MONTHS...and they don't even call me anymore. Even when my parents offer to drive me out there, nothing. Everytime i bring this up...i only do by the time im past being REALLY pissed off about it so i kinda direct my anger at them so then they contribute the outburst to my accident and then it frustrates me more so me being the angry girl that i am sent this message to a couple of them: Okay...I'm tired of being the only one trying to do anything. I'm gonna delete you and a lot of other people from my phone too. I know telling you will accomplish nothing but i just wanted to see if you had another lame excuse for ignoring me THIS month... My sister said this and it's

Why........................?
Why does my sun stop shining Why does every girl run why does my life not feel right why is my son not here why did i lose 2 kids why did i get married why do you do what you do to me why do you put up with me why cant you just tell me the truth why do you jerk my chain why is there hell on eath why did i finally find someone as perfect as you please tell me why i didnt find you sooner why cant you tell me exactly how it is, please dont ever lie to me, or jerk my chain your to perfect to do that so please tell me why why did i find you!!!

Christmas Cookie Recipe** With Jack Daniels..
Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water lemon juice 1 tsp baking soda 4 large eggs 1 cup of sugar 1 cup nuts 1 tsp salt 2 cups of dried fruit 1 cup of brown sugar 1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey Sample the Jack Daniel's to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniel's again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniel's is still OK, try another cup ...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniel's to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Sometimes
This is so sweet . . S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile. - - - - - - - - - - But FART!! just ONE time... And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

The......
The most destructive habit....................................Worry The greatest Joy..................................................Giving The greatest loss..............................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work...........................Helping others The ugliest personality trait............................Selfishness The most endangered species..............Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource..........................Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm"..................Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome...........................Fear The most effective sleeping pill............................Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease............................Excuses The most powerful force in life..................................Love The most dangerous pariah.............................A gossiper The world's most incredible computer.................The brain The worst thing to be without.............

I Pissed ...lol
Dayumm he was gansta with it I had him on all fours spelling his name in my ass.. Face all creamy with me on his mind… Dayumm he could eat my ass for hours… he don't even what to eat my pussy, his only purpose is to eat my ass. Imagine havin this fine Nucca all he wanna do is submit to you.. He aint neva been with a big gurl.. But he wanted me, Thats what he said… shae.. He wanted it. He wanted this ass on his face.. He wanted this ass riding his tongue he wanted to suck on my ass hole..Hard.. I aint got a problem with that . He only wanted to please shae-boogie.. 2 hours passed by.... shit my back hurtin.. so I lay on my back as he elevate my leggs there u go.. Huh Eat me ass.. Lick it slow, suck it.. Fuck me.. With that tongue… wait Dayumm I gotta go pee.. Lmao ok ill hold it.. Hell naw fuck this he a bitch hell get over it.. "get up I gotta piss" he says :"I'll drink it" i say :"you what…" he say :"let me drink it" haha I pissed in his mouth..lmao

Take The Test Yall
The Attractive Test Take It Now!!! Lol Body: Body: This is the "attractive" test. Reply to the person that post this with your answers. Re-Post this blank and see who will fill this out for you. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] iight [] ugly! I look like.. [] a player [] slut [] whore [] hubby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [

Sex Test
1) IF YOU HAD A CHOICE HOW OFTEN WOULD YOU HAVE SEX_________ A. AS OFTEN AS EVERY DAY AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT B. A FEW TIMES A WEEK C. JUST A FEW TIMES A MONTH TO KEEP FROM FEINDING D. NOT TO OFTEN I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO A-10 B-5 C-3 D-1 (2) DO YOU MASTURBATE________________ A. YES B. I'VE DONE IT, BUT NOT MY THING C. NO A-15PTS B-5PTS C-1PTS (3) HAVE YOU EVER MASTURBATED 4 YOUR PARTNER WHILE THEY SAT AND WATCHED______________ A. YES B. THOUGHT ABOUT IT C. NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (4) HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO WATCH YOUR PARTNER MASTURBATE____________ A.YES B. THOUGHT ABOUT IT C.NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (5) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PARTNER MASTURBATE FOR YOU WHILE YOU SAT AND WATCHED_______________ A.YES B.NO, BUT INTERESTED C.NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (6) DO YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE ORAL SEX____________ A. YES B. YES, BUT NOT TO OFTEN C. NEVER TRIED BUT VERY CURIOUS D. NO A-10PTS B-3PTS C-5PTS D-1P

My Intention
OK, so here's my idea. Some of you may like it, most will probably be indifferent about it. Maybe I'm just doing this for my own self-gratification, who knows. In my unending quest for knowledge, I've made it a habit to read the 88 precepts and the 14 words daily. It serves as a reminder of what we're fighting for and what we stand to lose. Kind of a motivational aid, if you will. So what I've decided to do is write a blog every day, each day focusing on a different precept. Basically, I'll give my interpretation of it (what I feel it means), then give my thoughts and opinions on it. I want to welcome any who read these to comment on them. Tell me your interpretation of it, tell me I'm completely full of shit and don't understand what I read if that's what you think.

Friends
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin....

Choose Wisely
Choose friends wisely, the portrait they paint Is who you are and who you ain't. Friendship is life's great support When friends are of the right sort. For all your dreams do they make room, Or bring you down with doom and gloom? You will know a friendship is true When it brings out the best in you.

Juggalo Dictionary
Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a long wooden handle, used to chop wood....MOSTLY Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse's first movie Bigot: Racist, hater Born Twiztid A fake documentery about Twiztid. Only 30 minutes long but funny as hell! Chedda: Money, skrilla Cherrie Pie: See Cotton Candy Chicken: A redneck, bigot, racist Cotton Candy: Neden, pussy, vagina, cunt Dark Carnival: A dark carnival that Shaggy and Violent J often preach about. Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit Echoside: A fate worse than hell Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP and Twiztid (and more) Faygo: A cheap ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at concerts. More info: here Feminem: Eminem diss Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves when they were kids. It means scrub. Fright Fest: Twiztid's own version of Hallowicked Gathering Of The Juggalos: An event that happens only once a year where Juggalos and J

Crazy Right-winger...
Taken from: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1153AP_Ellison_Quran.html WASHINGTON, D.C. Friday, December 1, 2006 · Last updated 5:52 p.m. PT Congressman faulted for Quran at oath By FREDERIC J. FROMMER ASSOCIATED PRESS WRITER WASHINGTON -- Keith Ellison, who will become the first Muslim member of Congress next month, has offended some conservatives with his plan to use the Quran during his ceremonial swearing-in. The decision by Ellison, D-Minn., to use the Muslim holy book for the ceremony instead of the Bible triggered an angry column by Dennis Prager on the Web site Townhall.com this week. Headlined, "America, Not Keith Ellison, decides what book a congressman takes his oath on," Prager argued that using the Quran for the ceremony "undermines American civilization." "Insofar as a member of Congress taking an oath to serve America and uphold its values is concerned, America is interested in only one book, the Bible," he wrote. "If you are incapable of tak

Jesse Jackson Meets His Match
The author is black and absolutely brilliant. Dear Jesse Jackson Posted: September 19, 2006 1:00 a.m. Eastern Dear Rev. Jackson: I read with interest your Sept. 12, 2006, article "Goodwill, unity, money have been squandered since Sept. 11," which appeared in the Chicago Sun-Times. I do not object, as such, to your poisonous screed directed at President Bush. I object to the substance that so freely flows from your mouth and that can best be likened unto that which is consistent with encopresis albeit in your case, the malady can hardly be defined as involuntary. You purport yourself to be a minister a reverend a so-called man of God but a minister is a servant and a reverend is a member of the clergy, which means said individual is to be obedient unto the God he serves. If one serves the "god" of chaos, deceit, lies, whore-mongering, dysfunction, greed and resentment then perhaps within ecclesiastical environs it can be said you serve well. Apart from same being the case

My Crazy Life!!!!!
these are the days of our lives.... i swear it is true. people round here lie t your face and tell everyone what really happened behind your back. then they try to cover their tracks, but don't do to good of a job of it. then they come on here and try to make people fall for them and tell them all these things that they are not. well, i believe that goes back to being fake. people think that when they say i hate fake poeple that excludes them out of everything. it doesn' and not for one second do you think that you are better than anyone else. people make their lives whether it is a whore, or a hooker, or a mother, or a house wife. people need to understand that all the lies that are going around wouldn't be if they would not have asked for it but sleeping with everyone that came by.... i try to make the best of bad things but all i get is lied too and mistreated. it doesn't matter to me because all i care about is finding myself and moving on in life and leaving all these jealous peop

Love Hurts So Bad
its hard when u find somone here and fall for them.... when u talk to them over the phone.. when they go from loving you too hating you ... when you feel left out of being liked or wanted... when everything falls down at you all at once .... when they wont talk too you anymore.. when u actuallly cry .... when u feel all your freinds are gone ... when u wanna die

The Before And After Marriage
THE BEFORE AND AFTER MARRIAGE!!! Before - You take my breath away After - I feel like I'm suffocating Before - Twice a night After - Twice a month Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac Before - Saturday Night Fever After - Monday Night Football Before - Don't stop After - Don't start Before - Is that all you're having? After - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey Before - It's like I'm living in a dream After - It's like he lives in a dorm Before - $60/doz. After - $1.50/stem Before - Turbocharged After - Jump-start Before - We agree on everything After - We can't agree on anything Before - Victoria's Secret After - Fruit-of-the-Loom Before - Idol After - Idle Before - He's completely lost without me After - Why won't he ever ask for directions? Before - Time stood still After - Where did the

Ninja
when my true mother was giving birth to me, a black hole in a collapsing star system opened a wormhole between my mother's legs, of all places. thus when i was birthed, i came directly into another dimension. i don't have any ancestors, blood relatives... nada. complete blank. as a result, some very interesting traits occured in me. i don't have any genes or DNA. sounds impossible, but true. the advantages to this are many. i have no fingerprints, no iris or voice print. i don't even have a body heat signature! the government doesn't know i exist. i'm a blank page in the recordbooks of the known universe. know what that makes me? the perfect NINJA!

Party-time
I am excited to say that I am getting ready to get crunk and have fun with some of my friends this Saturday....I was gonna have a party and then I cancelled it because I was depressed and didn't wanna look at anyone but some of my closest friends wouldn't have that so they r gonna come and get me crunk to help me celebrate. I sure hope everything turns out great!!!!

Onions & Christmas Tree
Onions and Christmas Tree A family is at the dinner table. The son asks His father, Dad how many kinds of boobs are there? The father surprised, answer, Well son there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s' a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but handing a bit. After 50, they are like onions". Onions?" Yes, you see them and they make your cry" This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said. "Mum, how many kinds of "willies are there?" The mother, suprised, smile and answer, well dear, a men goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s , it is like a birch, flexible but reliable . After his 50s , it is like a Christmas Tree" "A Christmas tree?" Yes - dead from the root up and the ball are just for decoration

Judge Rules On Dead Deer Sex
Taken from www.thesmokinggun.com Judge Rules On Dead Deer Sex Man who had relations with animal carcass must stand trial NOVEMBER 22--A Wisconsin man who argued that he could not be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time, was dealt a legal setback today when a judge rejected a motion seeking dismissal of a criminal charge against him. As a result of Circuit Court Judge Michael Lucci's ruling, defendant Bryan James Hathaway, 20, will have to stand trial for his alleged assault last month of the deer carcass. In his ruling (a copy of which you'll find below), Lucci denied a November 7 motion filed by Hathaway's lawyer, Fredric Anderson, which argued that the deer ceased being an animal upon its death (Hathaway, pictured at right, allegedly found the carcass in a roadside ditch). Anderson contended that a charge of sexual gratification with an animal could not be sustained because "the term 'animal' refers to a living organism, not a carcass.

Because I'm A Man
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer. Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue. Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu". For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick

#4 Of The 88 Precepts
4. The truest form of prayer is communion with Nature. It is not vocal. Go to a lonely spot, if possible a mountain top, on a clear, star-lit night, ponder the majesty and order of the infinite macrocosm. Then consider the intricacies of the equally infinite microcosm. Understand that you are on the one hand inconsequential beyond comprehension in the size of things, and on the other hand, you are potentially valuable beyond comprehension as a link in destiny's chain. There you begin to understand how pride and self can co-exist with respect and reverence. There we find harmony with Nature and with harmony comes strength, peace and certainty. This precept actually describes a favorite activity of mine. Going outdoors, into the woods or to a secluded stretch of beach and just staring into the clear, star-lit sky. I take time to connect with the natural world around me, and to consider my place in "the whole scheme." This can be a great way of connecting with your god. If nature an

Keep Running
Keep Running A time when I was so perfect You loved everything about me We laughed at everything and absolutely nothing I didn't care to know you then I'd hoped your immediate awe for me would last forever That's all I needed You run from me I don't care where you go Just keep running I've waited all of my life for the person you pretended to be I'll continue to wait That person isn't you I haven't changed You hate everything about me Even though I've forgiven all that's been done or said You continue to attack me In that sarcastic tone that I hate You never had the ability to be straight forward You've changed Your views, your hate for the world, even your jokes They are pathetic to me Thinking you're above everyone Your worth nothing more than the dog shit stuck in the ridges of my shoes You run from me I don't care where you go Just keep running I've waited all of my life for the person you pretended to be I'll continue to wait That person

Sg!!
I am sooo utterly ecstatic right now!! I sent in my application to become a Suicide Girl and I was accepted!!!! They replied with my accepted email with a link to all of the paperwork and consent forms that I need to fill out.. I am sooo thrilled.. Shocked but thrilled!!!

What Is Your Religious Philosophy?
Yup. But I also recognize that each individual is free to choose what they will believe, whether I agree or not. You are a Believer You believe in God and your chosen religion. Whether you're Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or Hindu.. Your convictions are strong and unwavering. You think your religion is the one true way, for everyone.What's Your Religious Philosophy?

Divorce Letter!!!!
Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Hooters and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desp

Just Call Me "rebound Girl."
So I met a great guy the other night (insert sigh here). "Yeah, okay, okay, we've heard that before" you're all saying. Yeah, I know. I say that a lot and in the end, they all turn out to be jerks. But I'm still enough of an optimist that I can't help but say "what if he really is a great guy?" So here's the kicker (because there's always a kicker). He is just out of a long marriage (that did end amicably I might add). I can hear Meredith screaming "RUN!" in my mind about now. Now I'm not running just yet but what do you suppose the likelihood is that a guy who's fresh out of a long marriage (or any relationship for that matter) is going to be ready for a girl like me? Well let's take a look at my history. . . So if you look far back into my history you will find several guys I dated that had marriages that ended badly that they just never recovered from. I think their ability to commit and take relationships seriously is very affected. To this day, those men are still single.

Compromising My Ideals. . . Common Mistakes Girls Make When It Comes To Relationships.
Now for those guys who are reading this headline thinking I'm going to start bashing women, you can just be disappointed right now. That's not what this is about. In fact, I'm really sympathetic to women and our "plight" when it comes to dealing with you and your "crap." I think women are always hopeful when it comes to relationships. Yeah, for some of us it gets buried deep inside but its always there. Women tend to come at each potential relationship as if its the first and put a lot of energy and effort into making it work without bringing all the garbage from past relationships into play. Men have a harder time leaving the past in the past, but this piece is not really about them. I think the most common mistake that a girl makes when getting out into the dating world (and one I've made and continue to make myself) is thinking they can change someone. And I'm not talking about necessarily changing who someone is, but perhaps changing their line of thinking. I know for me, my

I Know....
This is the cheap way to say hi to you all. I just don't have my PC hooked up yet but it should be soon. I miss you all and hope that you haven't given up on me yet... LOL :P I will be back soon to talk with all of you. But until then I hope that everyone is having a beautiful day. Oh and just incase you were all wondering... I am still here in NM and I am looking for a place to live. I love it here. It is small nice and quiet. The town I am moving in to is like 35,000 population. But any way I gotta run this is a public PC and I am limited! :) TTYAS Sugar Blessed Be

Blonde Year In Review
A BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Jelly.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open...... September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 De

Daylight Savings
This past MONTH we celebrated daylights saving time by turning back time 1 hour, nothing really change but we gained an hour. I have been looking at my family history and our genealogical tree and wishing I could go back to the point in time where my grandmother and grandfather were living, just to talk to them and really get their views on life. I've heard stories about them, but I'd love the one on one, from their mouth.. Then I just found out a few interestng things about my great-grands and I would love to sit at their feet and give ear to their wisdom. I sometimes try to look back and imagine what life must have been like back then, but then the images fade. I can imagine their homes, their children, the work they had to do, but in an instant that picture fades, because thats what time does, it fades and repeats. I remember as a kid thinking things would always be the way it was, but now when I look back, even something about yesterday has changed and today is no longer the

What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain100%Passion75%Mysterious75%Diamond Eyes58%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Without Any Paperwork. .
Without any paperwork, Grandpa started getting a $500 check every month. So Grandpa and Grandma started cashing them. It turns out the government made a mistake with the address; the checks were intended for another person with the exact same name. Grandpa then received a notice that he had to pay back $6,000. Visibly upset, he complained to his grandson, an accountant. His grandson asked: "Grandpa, didn't you wonder why you were receiving checks for doing absolutely nothing?" Grandpa answered: "I just assumed the Democrats were back in power."

Just Random Thoughts
If your happy and you know sneeze bullshit.Ok Yes I am happy most of the time.Today however I felt kinda lost.Like I didnt belong.I wanted attention today so bad and just didnt feel like I got enough.The damndest of all I missed someone today I havent missed in awhile.And I cried at the thought of missing this person.I am very happy with my boyfriend.He is my soulmate we both know this.I guess today is just a bad day.And seeing as how it is still today I still fill this way.Lonely

~~dogs Welcome~~
"Dogs Welcome" A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

Christmas Season.
well it about saint nick time once again,,, and the yull tide season is upon us,, so let me say merry christmas,, now let me say,, its not the things we may or maynot recive this year,, its about love friendship, compassion to all others, a time for being thankful, healthy and happy, sometimes people forget and think they need things to feel loved, i never had too have possions to feel loved, i know when someone loves me or is a friend, and to tell you the truth even if there not a friend i still want to treat them as if they are, make people feel welcome around me, have the manners to be polite and caring,, the most importent thing i believe lost in america is good manners, and just plan caring for your fellow human beings, so its the christmas season, lets see if we can get back to peace joy and love,, and be kind to everyone.

Being Sick
Really sucks, I'm sure you all know this however for the past 3 days I've been really bad, just yesterday I went into the doctors they did the normal stuff checking my blood pressure an taken my temp which was pretty high, well once the doc gets into the room he checks my ears an then asks me to open my mouth in which I did an he stood back and said Jaime have you seen your throat yet and of course I replied with a yes, It's got puse bags in the back and hurts like hell he gave me some meds thats really kicking my ass....lol... Ones called clarithromycin and the other hydrocodone for the pain. Anyways I'm hoping to start feeling better soon cause I've got sick little ones on my hands now and to be sick at the same time as they are I'm not really any good to them...

Finally...
I got new artwork up! Check it out! Panoramic Solar System Check it out! I hope ya guys like it...BTW, Its a really big picture. 3000 X 675 resolution. Yea, I made it big. Anyways, I gotta jet. Later. --Xonus ;)

The Best Ever...
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for Can't take much more Here we go...Here we go...Here we go One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Push me again This is the end Here we go...Here we go...Here we go One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Le

Breakdown
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history of this highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop... And she said.... (This is good...) (Ready?) (Remember, she's a blonde...) "Those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Compromise
I’m tired of compromising myself for you I’m tired of ending my life for what you put me through Why do I beg and plead? Why do I hurt and bleed? What will do for me now that’s I’ve given it all up for you?

Different Kinds Of Sex
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old. ARCHITECTS have great plans. ARTISTS are exhibitionists. ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over. ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus. ATTORNEYS make better motions. AUDITORS like to examine figures. BABYSITTERS charge by the hour. BAILIFFS always come to order. BAKERS knead it daily. BAND MEMBERS play all night. BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal. BARBERS do it with shear pleasure. BARTENDERS do it on the rocks. BASEBALL PLAYERS make it to first base. BASKETBALL PLAYERS score more often. BEEKEEPERS like to eat their honey. BEER BREWERS do it with more hops. BEER DRINKERS get more head. BICYCLISTS do it with 10 speeds. BOOKKEEPERS do it with double entry. BOSSES delegate the task to others. BOWLERS

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Eiffel 65-now Is Forever
We should think about, what we got right now, cause the good things are made up of time. smile to your problems, leave the past behind. never forget this. find the truth in your soul, keeping you alive. going on from minute to minute. don’t shade the future, with all that’s behind. live for today. the past is all that’s gone, the future is yet to come. this moment is all our own. we should live this way, just building up our day, now is forever. the past is all that’s gone, the future is yet to come. this moment is all our own. we should live this way, just building up our day, now is forever. don’t shade your future, with what you don’t have. keep your mind on that’s here today. now is forever, build the future now. keep this in mind. though you will take your time, to get what you need, but you’ll do it step after step. yet to come is all that’s gone, learn to live this moment. live for today. the past is all that’s gone, the future is yet t

Racist
damn...i just came across the first racist profile i have seen on here...thats really fucking sad people have to hate on others because of what they look like.i say if you dont like someone then dont say shit because it doesnt change anything. i am a black woman that dates white men..OMG its the end of the world..FUCK THAT...its no ones business what ethnicity a person chooses to be with.its not fucking killing you is it NO..so mind you business! the dumbest thing i hear is when white guys say black men are taking thier white women..give me a fucking break..the women know what they like and its obviously isnt your closed minded ass.MIND YOUR BUSINESS...the women arent your business. thats my rant for the week...

~~think Before You Speak~~
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around an d walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes , I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen Who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said , "I think I like playing with men's balls." < BR s

~~ A Hearts Fear~~
Something wonderful happened to me a while ago. A special someone made my heart smile again, and I let him in. The look I got from the depth of his eyes, The warmth I felt when he embraced me from behind, The feeling I got from him kissing my lips, The sensation I felt when he said I was special... Tell me, Am I wrong letting him into my heart? Am I wrong when I think I see the look in his eyes? Am I wrong when I feel the warmth in his embraces? Am I wrong feeling like I do when he kiss me? And am I wrong trusting his words....? My heart is scared of getting hurt, And my soul just the same... Am I doing the right thing when I listen to my heart? Should I leave it open or should I close it up again? Cause you are the one that makes me feel all these things, And the one that makes me ask all these questions.....

"love Is"
Love is hate Love is strong Love will always be ther when you are gone Love is fire Love is pain Love is flowers blossoming in the rain Love is passion Love is soul Love will be there as you grow old Love is weakness Love is grave Love will always be the one to save Love is strength Love is power Love isn't just mine...it's ours Love is peace Love is war Love is always worth fighting for Love is... Love is..... Love is.......

Tarzan And Jane
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? " Tarzan not know sex " he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said " Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree. " Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly. " She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. " Here " she said, pointing to her privates, " you must put it in here. " Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ? " Tarzan replied, " check for squirrel first. "

~~a Touching Christmas Story~~
A Touching Christmas Story With a Touch of Irony There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: "Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me? Sincerely, Edna The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent

Help The Food Shelf
This is such an awesome promotion!! Click the link and vote for a team. No matter who wins in this one really everyone wins when we help feed hungry people!! Hurry!!!! There is only 30 minutes left!!!!!! Fight hunger and stock those shelves. Thanks to Foxy for sharing this with everyone. Muaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Erin and Emma http://www.chunky.com/clickforcans.aspx

Down Day.
well today seemed like it was going good. I went to chili's and had dinner by myself. yes by myself. nobody wanted to go. so i went. i had a long island and had the birthday song sang to me. it was cool and embarrassing too. then i drove around looking for spin city on dvd. couldnt find it. when i was driving around i started to feel down for some reasone. maybe cause it happens around my birthday,im stressing about my job search and some other stuff. so i then went to borders and bought superman 2. so now im sitting here writing this and watching my movie. well if you want to talk to me im me or email me please. i need some friends to cheer me up.

"the Family" More Free Writting. Its Twisted But I Just Write What Comes To Mind
open your eyes. what do you see?. Do you see your self? do you see yourself looking at yourself. The mirror before you holds no mysteries nor does it hide the secrets you come to love. This is real. you have done this. to yourself, to them. that is your sword in your hand. That is their blood on your sword, your hair, your hands, my face. turn and look at what you have done. the beauty in the art work you have created from life. she is so young, she was yours but for a short time. her naked body still beckons you closer. walk to her. listen to her whispers. Smell her scent. Feel her blood drip off of my face. so young, she was so full of life. full of the power to make you weep. Power to command you to do her bidding's. Power over all, power so grand that it became the death of her. You became the death of her. is she silent now? did you send her to her life long sleep? but who is sobbing? open your eyes. look at them. turn and see your fate. Bound kneeling and gaged. Her family? your

These Things Can Be Sooo Close To The Truth Its Scary *lol*
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Life
What does this mean to anyone A name floats from the lips of angels Only one's name could draw such power True Love's name Yearning to be known But they are not allowed to linger Waiting ears left unenlightened By their knowledge Yet the fear subsides And the tears no longer well Eyes clear to show the everlasting Pain of betrayal Quietly wince As each stake is pounded deeper Through flesh and bone Not even a whimper escapes as the tears begin to flow With the first touch of tear to blood A song of hope and love seep From sorrowful lips As the cross is lifted With the Kindling set round The torches draw near But even the heavens open To quench the flames with Angel's tears And one doth Step froth from the crowd Returning the cross to the ground As the stakes are pulled From flesh and bone The light of hope, love and faith Show through A crumpled figure rises from the ground Blood soaked and tear streaked Yet the song prevails Struggling for balanc

Jesus’ Offering Of Peace
Jesus’ Offering of Peace Romans 5:1-9 If you’re brave enough, stand on a sidewalk and ask people walking by, “What gives you peace?” The answers you receive will most likely have one thing in common: the average person’s definition of peace is dependent upon circumstances—a solid relationship with a spouse, a well-paying job, or good health. So, what happens if a couple fights, the company lays off employees, or sickness strikes the body? Peace that’s rooted in good situations isn’t really peace at all. It’s a brittle kind of harmony between man and the world, and it crumbles very easily. Jesus Christ offers true peace—a lasting contentment that is unbreakable, no matter what happens. However, a sinful life makes peace impossible. A person cannot experience the promise of God’s care when he or she is acting in defiance of His will. So when a believer expresses faith in Jesus, the war for self-rule ends. Submission to the Lord allows His peace to fill

Test Of Faithfulness
Test of Faithfulness We know that all things work together for good to those who love God . . . —Romans 8:28 My Utmost For His Highest Cover About this cover It is only a faithful person who truly believes that God sovereignly controls his circumstances. We take our circumstances for granted, saying God is in control, but not really believing it. We act as if the things that happen were completely controlled by people. To be faithful in every circumstance means that we have only one loyalty, or object of our faith— the Lord Jesus Christ. God may cause our circumstances to suddenly fall apart, which may bring the realization of our unfaithfulness to Him for not recognizing that He had ordained the situation. We never saw what He was trying to accomplish, and that exact event will never be repeated in our life. This is where the test of our faithfulness comes. If we will just learn to worship God even during the difficult circumstances, He will change them for the better very

To Stressed
Today was really stressful for me.I had three loans and down to two but one said I had to pay it in 14 days or they will sue.I cant get that paid in 14 days.My grandmom got real sick and is in the hospital in ICU.They are doing a procedure on her tommorrow but said at her age she might not pull through.And its almost christmas and I just dont feel like santa got my boys enough presents but I dont have the money to get them anything else.I feel like a bad mother.I am at the point now where I wish I was dead because I know Im worth more dead than alive.

Confession
I sit here in the soft candlelight watching you sleep peacefully. My heart sings with joy at the coy smile that plays upon your lips and I long to reach out to caress your face. I dare not for if I do I would wake you from your graceful slumber. I lay my head on your chest hearing the mellow beating of your heart and slowly drift into sweet surrender in your loving and gentle arms. I know in the morning I will have to leave and what I feel will soon become a vivid dream. But I will remember your touch, close my eyes to the memory of your kiss, and drift in time to the nights I spent with you. Just waiting for the time to come for us to be together again. I will always love you for the way you make me feel.

Ok Time For Me To Be On My Soap Box!!
I have seen too many of these stupid shows...." I had sex with 47 guys, which one is my baby's daddy?"!! It just makes me sick!! Women of the world, what the hell is wrong with you? Why would you get on national television and embarrass and degrade yourself like that? If your having sex with that many men you don't need a paternity test, you need to go to the VET and get yourself fixed!! Hasn't anyone ever heard of SAFE SEX!!!??!! Why in God's name would you want to risk your life, not just once, but several times unprotected. With all the diseases that are out there, I am not only terrified for myself, but, for my child as well, who has just became an adult. I would never want to see her going through that kind of drama and pain. Not only are you possibly bringing a child into this world, because of your own stupidity, but your risking your life and the life of everyone you will have sex in the futrue! Please if you have any self-respect at all for yourself and your life, keep th

Help Please?!?!
I have been looking for a friend of mine for a few years. His name is Manuel Mendez. He is in the army, well he was when we met in 1994. I want to make sure he is okay and to let him know that I am sorry for the way things ended between us. If anyone knows him or of him please let me know.

'i Knew Something Had Happened'
'I Knew Something Had Happened' Barbara from Louisiana -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My two-year-old son, Iverson, suffered from enlarged adenoids which blocked his nasal passages. He could only breathe through his mouth, and he snored when he slept. One day I was watching The Hour of Healing, and Richard gave a word of knowledge about someone with swollen nasal passages. Immediately I thought of Iverson. I knew he was too young to receive that word on his own, so I asked God to let me receive it on his behalf. I didn't feel a sensation in my body, but I knew something had happened. Since that day, Iverson has been able to breathe freely through his nose, and he doesn't snore anymore! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Declaration of Faith for Today I release my faith for the complete restoration of my loved ones, spiritually, physically, and mentally.

A Prayer For You At Christmas
Oh Lord, bless this Christmas season with peace and joy, Grant that each visitor to this page may reflect on Your goodness. Rid each heart of fear and distress, loneliness and pain, leaving only The serenity and security of resting in Your everlasting love. In the precious name of Your Son, we pray, Amen.

Beer Study
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. And suggested that men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each, within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.

You ..
You've conquered my heart right from the start. You knew all the right things to say .. in such a beautiful way You made me laugh and you made me cry .. But I still keep on wondering why It wasn't meant to be you and me..

Christmas Is Remembering...
The road to Santa Claus, The blessed time of childhood That meant so much. . . because It held the tinseled magic Of fairyland array, When all the world was laughter. . . And life was only play. Christmas is remembering. . . A tree ablaze with light, The family gathered closely And knowing deep delight. Exchanging gifts and sharing, The gaiety and song That star the festive season. . . Each time it comes along. Christmas is remembering. . . Our friends who're far and near, By giving and receiving. . . A season always dear. The mistletoe and holly, As scarlet tapers glow, The Christ Child in a manger. . . So very long ago. Hilda Butler Farr

Diabetic Fudge Recipe
Ingredients: 1 Env gelatin 1/4 cup Water 1 Sq. unsweetened chocolate 1/8 teaspoon Cinnamon 3/4 teaspoon Liquid food sweetener 1/4 cup Water 1/2 cup Evaporated milk 1/2 teaspoon Vanilla 1/4 cup Chopped nuts Directions: Soften gelatin in 1/4 cup water for 5 minutes. Melt chocolate with cinnamon and sweetener; add milk and water slowly. Add gelatin. Stir until dissolved. Remove from fire. Add vanilla, cool. When mixture begins to thicken, add nuts. Turn into cold pan. When firm cut into pieces. This recipe for Diabetic Fudge serves/makes 8

The Day Before Yesterday!
My husband an two boys went out as Summer an I stayed here to take a bath before bed time, well you know me...lol... after getting all cleaned up an what not I came into the living room to play some cards. John an JJ, Eddie shows up with a gift for my boys class for tomorrow needless to say my hunny asks for me to look for his candy bar said he couldn't find it so I got up to look in the freezer where it had been an found something (a way more surprising thing), which was a box an in this box I find a set of wedding rings... Well I started to tear up and waited for him to say Jaime will you remarry me, but when I had asked if he was he's like hell no you got me once thats enough...lol.. It's all good though cause it's been 14 years since I've had a set, my first ones cost over 5g's an the diamonds kept falling out so I sent em back to be fixed now mind you this happened 5-6 times so I'm like fuck it gimme my money back..... Well I am happy an I do hope you all have the pleasures of get

The Moment
In the moment that I saw your face, Somehow my heart just knew; That I would spend a lifetime, Filled with loving you. In the moment that you touched me, As you pulled me to your side; Your arm slipped 'round my shoulder, My heart no place to hide. In the moment that I touched you, Felt your heart beat 'neath my hand; The look I saw there in your eyes, Spoke a language I understand. The moment that you held me, Is somehow frozen there in time; A place of sweet contentment, Engraved in this heart of mine. In that moment when I felt your heart, Gently dancing with my soul; I knew in that one moment, That you had made me whole. Each tiny sparkling moment, Sweet memories of you; Fill my heart with contentment, For somehow my heart just knew.

Beavis Or Butt-head?
You scored as Borderline. Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing injury to their own body. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. Borderlines think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.Borderline50%Avoidant45%Schizotypal.45%Obsessive-Compulsive35%Paranoid35%Schizoid25%Antisocial25%Dependant20%Histronic15%Narcissistic10%

Send My Friend Some Luv!
PLEASE SHOW THIS MEMBER SOME LUV! SHE IS A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE THAT JUST JOINED CHERRYTAP! I KNOW WHAT GREAT PEOPLE YOU ARE, SO I KNOW YOU WILL GIVE HER A WARM WELCOME HERE ON CHERRYTAP! paulie@ CherryTAP Courtesy of MsTags.com

Normal Again
Take me words and abuse me with them Control my world like you often did Don’t let me think for myself, I’m just a child Push me to the ground and slowly break me down This is an ever present reality Everything I do is wrong I’m a mistake My life is a fucking mess I want to be normal again No better than the rest I just want to be normal again Do you see the pain in my eyes? You never understood what was in my mind Don’t treat me like a person, I’m just a child The blood is all around, it’s dripping to the ground This is an ever present reality Everything I do is wrong I’m a mistake My life is a fucking mess I want to be normal again No better than the rest I just want to be normal again Why did you treat me like I never mattered? Why do still hurt me like you always did? I can’t take all the things that you’ve done to me I just can’t take it anymore I just can’t deal with it Take me words and abuse me with them Co

Regret (start Of A Story I'm Writting)
Her heart stopped beating as she saw the pink line fade into clarity from its former milky white. She was 18 and life was finally getting better. It was her last year of high school and she was looking forward to the shiny glitter that was her life lying in front of her. Who knew one little pink line could shatter all that she had going for her? She already knew she was pregnant but for some reason seeing the truth still came as a shock. “I’ve just become a statistic,” she exclaimed, “another teenage girl who got knocked up before her time. Just another girl whose life has been thrown away.” She looked to her mother who stood in the doorway with the same look she always possessed, she expected her mother to be disappointed, but there was nothing. “Mom, what am I gonna do?” She asked with tears welling in her eyes. “You know what you have to do. There’s only one thing you can do and you know that.” She knew her mother was right

A Yule Poem
This is the night of darkness; This is the night of cold. This is the night of short light When gods themselves grow old. This is the night the ice worm Below the soil lays hold. This is the night his grasp tight Grips earth, and hearth, and soul. But on this night the fire bright Is set alight again. And knowing his chill rule is doomed The worm curses all men. He never sees the starlight, He never sees the sun; But still he knows what we ignite Spells all his will undone. He loathes the light of hearthfire, He loathes the flame of doom. His fear is all we hold so dear For spring will him entomb. And so he grips yet tighter In hope the earth will freeze And so it will, for two months still But then his hold will ease. And on this eve we toast the worm Whose death brings frith and joy; And light the fire to be his pyre And winter to destroy. ~ By Courtesy of Others ~

You're The Reason
You're the reason I'm livin'... You're the breath that I take You're the stars in my heaven You're the sun when I wake. You're the reason I'm livin'.. you carry me through All of life's little burdens I'd be lost without you. I was down you picked me up And showed me True love still could be found. You're the reason I do things You're the things that I do You're the reason I'm livin' I'd be lost without you. Come and tell me again... You're the reason I'm livin'... you carry me through All of life's little burdens I'd be lost without you. for Rachel

Our Journey
Spiritual Journey The journey is different for everyone we are all in the process till it's done Seeking the road to peace of mind the path is easy to know and hard to find So often side tracked by things unimportant missing the wonders that are heaven sent unhappy that life won't bend to our will discovery that we have yet to fulfill just to live in the moments of the day accepting things that don't go our way knowing it is better to be a part of the whole these are the things that enlighten the soul ego and pride take away from the ride leaving us empty and wanting to hide to protect our selfs from hurts yet to come is the way of many and yet very dumb for without risk we can never be right we must be open to advance into the light Standing tall at the journeys conclusion free of the bonds of material confusion By R.Thomas Dinsmore

Two Very Different Greetings
I had this posted as a bulletin. Taken from patdollard.com Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made wi

Score!
So I was just got back from the post office and corner store with a coworker right? Anyway while we were going into the store this funeral procession was going by and I noticed in the lead car this really gorgeous guy in the passenger seat. Naturally I stopped and lowered my sunglasses to get a better look and I guess he caught me and yelled "Hey!" and waved. LOL Alicia goes, "Persia did you see that? You WOULD get some guy in a funeral to notice you. Wanna follow them?" Ah that made me smile big! I needed it!

Leaving Cherrytap
Just wanted to let everyone I met on here know that I'm not gonna be on this site anymore due to certain people I just don't want any contact with. So...if you know me hit me up before I leave! I will be deleting my account soon!

Only Question I Ever Thoughr Was Hard/was "do I Like Kirk Or Do I Like Picard?"
I heart Weird Al. "White and Nerdy" You see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really, really white and nerdy First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with

~~most Interesting Facts We Didn't Know~~
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even tho

What Christmas Ornament Are You?
You Are a Tree You love every part of the holidays, down to the candy canes and stockings. And you're goofy enough to put a Christmas tree ornament on your tree! What Christmas Ornament Are You?

My Wiener
Ok, ok. I spelled wiener wrong in my last blog. And I'm too damn lazy to go back and fix it. But too damn weird to just let it go without a mention. I know I need therapy. Don't bother pointing that out. Some large breasts are not attractive. I'm just throwing that out there. There seems to be some misconception that all big boobs are sexy and that's quite an oversimplification. That's like saying all water is safe to drink or all elective brain surgeries will result in a higher quality of life. I never should have gotten that lobotomy.

We Spit The Wikkid Shit
These thoughts inside my head are horrible They are tellin me to kill my family Kill my friends Kill my lover The urge is insane There's somethin wrong with my brain Am I going insane? Is this real or fake It feels so good The thought of seein the blood drip drip drip Mother fucker watch what you say You just might get ya wig split **fuccn wit her fuccn forget it/this hole i got dug ill put u into it/cuz i be that way/c-ghost fuccas/who wanna play/talkin that talk/watch me as i c-walk over ur grave/n this shit is jus to grave to understand to u/but nuttin compared to wehut i cud do to u if u cross that line/drop ya body in tha drop ofa dime/jus gimme sum time/n tha do not cross line will be put up/cuz u jus fucced up** ** is the part my ninja made I'll add to this later when I write more to it

Are You A Natural Flirt?
You Are a Natural Flirt Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt. And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting. Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt. And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

"excuse Me.. Did You Just Accuse Me Of Being Skillful And Delicious? Guilty As Charged"
Ok so I have been out shoppin and stuff since 8 am. Ihave the worlds BIGGEST headache. I will be back later. I have so much to do!!! Love ya all!

~~stop The Spam Error-or How To Lose All Your Vic's In One Easy Lesson~~
subject: STOP THE SPAM ERROR -OR- HOW TO LOSE *ALL* YOUR VIC'S IN ONE EASY LESSON (repost) date: 2006-12-23 13:37:25 Friends, do you get this message when you are trying to post a comment to friends? I try to post a comment from MSTags wishing my friends a Merry Christmas, and I get this dumb-ass commentary from some mental giant from cherrytap that reads: (read below) Error: you've triggered our anti-spam trap. please stop posting the same crap over and over. ps: if you're too fucking dumb to understand what this means, please go back to myspace. thanks! (why do they do this) OK gang those who know me know I normally do not get pissed about net stuff,but there are exceptions. The spam error message is garbage. We are all adults here and there are other ways to handle it. If people comment bomb a persons page just to be a pain in the ass then delete their account. Why should the rest of us all suffer for the actions of the stupid and retarded. Ev

Zen Dialogue
Zen teachers train their young pupils to express themselves. Two Zen temples each had a child protégé. One child, going to obtain vegetables each morning, would meet the other on the way. "Where are you going?" asked the one. "I am going wherever my feet go," the other responded. This reply puzzled the first child who went to his teacher for help. "Tomorrow morning," the teacher told him, "when you meet that little fellow, ask him the same question. He will give you the same answer, and then you ask him: 'Suppose you have no feet, then where are you going?' That will fix him." The children met again the following morning. "Where are you going?" asked the first child. "I am going wherever the wind blows," answered the other. This again nonplussed the youngster, who took his defeat to his teacher. "Ask him where he is going if there is no wind," suggested the teacher. The next day the children met a third time. "Where are you going?" asked the first child.

Another Untitled ! Lol
Torn shreds and glass shards strewn Material passes into trash and ruin No thing of what was to ever remain Not even the touch of evils stain Never to prevail and live on in deed Wasted effort in the name of need Legacy of torment and futile taint All behold the patron mediocre saint One who postulates for lack of love One desiring that touch from above One who feels too much pain and doom One who has let his passions consume One who lost all in battles of hate One who lost much now does wait For the time that comes where one redeems The lost and torn shattered hopes and dreams For longing and fulfillment fed the fire That left only ashes in the heat of desire Till all that was left was a soul ,body and mind Eyes now open and no longer blind To what this world does truly hold dear Only the loves that we know while we’re here For no other legacy will we ever leave Than those who will miss us and truly grieve The loss of seeing us and our smile, our embrace Th

Whats Your Sign
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Dark
Heartache and the loss of god Left empty , alone and odd Feel the pain and never trust Due to abandoned love and lust Given to one who was my kindred soul Left without the one who made me whole Twisted into a crippled form of life Unable to ever believe in one called wife Wanting someone who is all that is good Desiring one who has been there and is understood Who knows the depths of loneliness and pain One who came through the madness and came out sane One who felt the want to hold and to touch and feel One who wanted it more and needed it real One who questioned the ways of god in this life One who walked through the fire of heartache and strife One who sees through eyes like my own One who has the soul all these tings have known I guess it must be left to the hands of one on high I may never see the answer till the day I die By R. Thomas Dinsmore Darkness calls my soul and I hearken to it sound It fascinates my mind and does make my heart resound Being

Funnies
Ok...this is where I will post my funnies and stuff like that to keep it out of my normal blog where I bitch and rant and just talk about every day stuff. Hope you all enjoy reading them. I hate sending forwards and stuff to people, so I just post them and people can choose to read them. hope you all have a wonderful day. Hugs, Moon Beam

Priceless
Priceless A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You

Untitled
All these memories race through my head, Eerie whispers of what’s been said. The past lives on inside of me, Late at night I feel so free. Soaring among faithless dreams, The sun casting magnicifcent beams. Early in the morning I awake, Realtiy giving me a violent shake.

Spineshank-play God
Trying to understand how someone like you can sleep at night or are you too busy playing god to fuckers that are chewing on your lies another loser born? fed on my fragile mind still I stood up on my broken knees 'cause everything that you took gave me immunity to your disease another life is torn? I won't hear, I won't see I will never be a part of your cause 'cause i'm alive and I still breathe and your just a fucking waste of time, what you tried to offer me was it really worth it? sew up this hole inside of me 'cause you'll never take it I don't fear what you are because you're only dangerous to what is weak clinging to the stories you create you make a living off of souls that bleed another dotted line I won't hear, I won't see I will never be a part of your cause 'cause i'm alive and I still breathe and your just a fucking waste of time, what you tried to offer me was it really worth it? sew up this hole inside of me 'cause you'll never t

Untitled
A lent hand and a quiet heart, My guiding light within the dark. Though sorrow, pain, and great need, You never sat on the sideline to watch me bleed. You saw in me what she’ll never see, Part of my past, you set me free. Part of the family – you’ve always been, You saw my smiles that were thin. Today with you, our life begins, The talks we’ve had with stay with me. Part of me --- You’ll always be.

Dangerous
Beautiful yet dangerous Thermogenic luminous Like a moth drawn to a flame I'm the same All cremated equally As a spark still I knew I'll be lured be consumed She a pyre incarnate incinerate An inferno turned to flesh You are the first will be my last Will be my final words Say the words I long to hear Pinch bite kiss suck lick and sear In a pyromantic way I'm her slave Living for her to ignite You are the first will be my last Will be my final words Serena

Ghost Lake
Enter the Ghost Lake. The waters whisper Of something brooding. No way out of here. Slow smouldering, Slow raining heat. Lapping at your skin Pulling you down again. I wish that I could Fan back to life The dying embers Of my long lost passion. Descending deeper. With black as my light. With twist and turn. All men will be tried in life. We look for light to call. The call to save us all. Lest we fall to our knees. The death, we kiss his feet. Oh, sacred mother come. For our fate is done. In blindness do we run Always backwards. The care of many Was lost in my hands. The sickness came in Floods of torment and woe. My withered body. Aching and bone tired. My christ who art lord. Hold me again. Knee bent and head held low. Eyes closed against my foe. In prayer I sing on low. Answers to my last call. Oh, sacred father come. For it is you who's done. In blindness do we [signs "you will"] run. And be sure not to fall. Oh, christ, what

Then And Only Then
THEN AND ONLY THEN What baffles me about America is the money that we spend every year on the destructive and unappreciative Jew. We are one of the most powerful countries on the face of the earth, yet we are frightened of the stolen land that we support. Is it just me or has the white race been taken over by the hooked noise bastards who stole a country and who can not keep that country afloat without aid from the United States. The Jew has killed American popularity in the world theater due to their standings in the middle east, and now it seems that our troops are sent over to the middle east every five to ten years in order to save the jew from being totally overrun. We are living in a time that we are taught to fear and loath, the jew is involved in our everyday lives but most peoples eyes are still shut to the fact. With the jewish run media and the Jewish influenced schools a child can not learn anything that hasn’t already been tampered with by the Jews greedy hands. I

Yall Know...
This ain't a porn site. Riddle me this...WHY THE HELL do all these guys send friends requests stating they wanna see more.I realize that some of the top promoters a porn type people but perhaps something needs to be done about how this site is promoted? Namely promoting it as a porn type site by these porn types?

I've Gone And Done It Again..
I have re-amp'd my page again and yes, I made yet another skin. I am actually having fun with them and I may do a few more if the spirit moves me. I get frustrated with them and it takes me forever, but the end result is pretty fantabulous I must say. Yay me!

Santa Story
I was wearing a red teddy with fuzzy white around the tops of the cups. It was like Santa's outfit only it was very tight and sexy. I was relaxing on the couch sipping wine and carressing my shaven smooth legs. I would probably masturbate later. I had planned to but I was considering just going to bed. I was feeling sexy though. And God knows I was lonely. My hands found there way between my legs. I wasn't ready to get started yet I was just enjoying letting my fingertips explore. I heard a noise on the roof. It scared me half to death. I first though that somebody had thrown something on my roof but then I heard noises in my chimney. Before I could set my drink down a man had quickly stepped out of my fireplace. It was Santa. My first instinct was to cover myself up but I gave up on that. For one, I couldn't find anything. For two, I wasn't showing off anything that I didn't show off in a bathing suit. He didn't say anything. He just took out the gif

Update
Hey well just wanted to let you all know that my ex finally brought Heaven back. He brought her home around 10pm. Then he had the nerve to apoligize to me for being late...grr i really hate him. Then he wanted me to sit down and talk with him for a while...I told him to give me my kid and get the hell out. So I guess things are getting better here

Barbara (ward) Stevens
Barbara (Ward) Stevens, 91, died Saturday, Dec. 23, 2006, at the Presidential Oaks Nursing Home in Concord. She was a resident there for 14 years and was a longtime volunteer in the gift shop. Barbara was a lifelong resident of Contoocook and the daughter of the late Gardner M and Ida J (Hazzard) Ward. Barbara was predeceased by her husband, Harry A. Stevens, who died in June 1972, and by her brother Harvey Ward. Barbara worked for many years at Blue Cross Blue Shield in Concord before her retirement in March 1980. She was a member of Contoocook United Methodist Church, Golden Group of Hopkinton and Riverside Rebekah Lodge 22 of Contoocook. Barbara was crowned Miss Presidential Oaks in May by Miss New Hampshire Emily Hughes. She prided herself on being the same age as the Hopkinton Fair and attended every fair but the last two. She spent many hours knitting for her family, who never had to worry about cold hands. Barbara was a much-loved mother, grandmother, great-grand

Pressure 4-5-stares
We still can’t care when you stare Shut up and leave Do whatever you please Slapped me and left me behind Now what are trying to find Just let your conscience be your guide And you’ll discover wrong from right Pray that you’ll recover…never We will never know why the feeling feels so cold Blackened these eyes With your guilt in disguise Pushing the buttons of pain othing to lose nothing to gain Follow the path that will drive us insane What is the purpose of these lies And scratch beneath the surface See my eyes We will never know why the feeling feels so cold But we wait for you to care All I feel is your ice cold Stare [REPEAT CHORUS] Feel your stare, ice cold stare ------------------- Pressure 4-5 - StaresMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Cold-suffocate
I could take every fuckin word she said Throw it in her face Would she even care I still remember when she looked at me A frown upon her face Trying to be sincere I gathered all those little things she said Kept them close to me Trying to make this real This cloud will always hover over me I'm leaving you today, cuz now I see Suffocate, you suffocate That you lie (I don't lie) That you're fake (I'm not a fake) Suffocate, you suffocate You always take (I don't take) What you can (what I can) I could take every fuckin game you play Blow it all away Would you even care I could take all those lies you said to me Never go away, never disappear This cloud will always hover over me I'm leavin you today cuz now I see Suffocate, you suffocate That you lie (I don't lie) That you're fake (I'm not a fake) Suffocate, you suffocate You always take (I don't take) What you can (what I can) (x2) Now I'm far away from you I'll never bring back yesterday You're su

Pointless
I hate whiny crybaby attention whore guys. I swear some men are worse than women when it comes to gossip and whining. That is all :) Oh oh oh oh oh...Make SURE everyone rates my blog too because, see they shouldnt rate it cuz its good. They should rate it cuz I said so! (this is totally sarcastic BTW) oh Happy Holidaze too!

My Dearest Wife
To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake the kids - 54 times It's too late - 15 times I'm too tired - 42 times It's too early - 12 times It's too hot - 18 times Pretending to be asleep - 31 times The neighbors will hear - 9 times Headache or backache - 26 times Sunburn - 10 times Your mother will hear us - 9 times Not in the mood - 21 times Watching the late show - 17 times Too sore - 26 times New hairdo - 6 times Wrong time of the month - 14 times You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you u

Not A Day Goes By
It has almost been 5 months since u left us to go home! Not a day goes by that I dont wish I could hear your voice just one more time to see your smile to be hugged and feel like I was in the most peaceful spot in the world in my bestfriends arms. Some many things I wanted to say and never got the chance. Though I know I am one of the lucky ones for I know what it is like to be loved by you and to know how your smile could warm a room it doesnt take back the fact that I will never be able to see those things again... Christmas was hard this year because I know that Katie and Kylie needed u with them and that Katie felt very alone without you!! I know that it takes time to heal all wounds I just wish the one that my soul is trying to heal from now which is my lose of you would hurry up and mend alittle. I know where u are there is no unhapppiness but for those of us left behind we will forever hurt until the day we can join you.. I try every day to be strong and

Thoughts
Soft and gentle curves to love Make this guy a prisoner of Hot desires to take and hold Thoughts to be far to bold Brazen lust at her form Drive to feel her body warm Give her pleasure beyond the mind She stirs the fires that leave me blind To any other there ever was seen Knowing What I like my sense is keen Rock my world and make me yours to keep I pray this before I go to sleep Take me and let me be your man Of your beauty I am a fan Of your eyes that I loose myself in I know my desires deep within And now you spark the flame does burn I look at you my heart does yearn To know how you feel and taste your lips To go down and give you pleasure at your hips To make you feel all that is good and true Wild lusty Woman I now long for you By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Contest
I am going to do a popularity contest and need entries.If you would like to enter let me know.I have room for 15 people.The rules are as follow.No bombing allowed.People can leave one comment and rate your pic.Thats it.If I find bombing on a pic you will be kicked out of the contest.First prize is a 3 day blast second prize one day blast third prize is a dozen roses.Ok contestents plz.

Woman Of Strength
A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape but a woman of strength looks deep inside to keep her soul in shape A strong woman isn't afraid of anything but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her but a woman of strength gives the best of her to everyone A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future but a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be blessings and capitalizes on them A strong woman walks sure footedly but a woman of strength knows when to ask for help A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face but a woman of strength wears grace A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will become strong

What Kind Of Soul?
What Type of Soul Do You Have ? You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and creativity, and usually are highly intelligent. Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs. Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Ehhh Just A Thought Really
My knees begin to shake whenever you're in sight. My mind filled with wonder, my heart filled with fright. Why did this happen? When did this start?How do I listen to my mind without breaking my heart? I'm confused, Don't know what to do. I can't think of anything except you. Should I just get over it or should I give it time? I don't know what to do because my heart controls my mind.

I See The Line Traced Back To My Ancestors
I see the line traced back to my ancestors And I hold on tight to that line Which is before the fear induced religions that separated the world And the one world government and the one world banking system Through the world bank that issued the monetary illusion of ownership And dealt it to the masses which caused a separation from that knowledge That knowledge and that connection to each other and to the earth Justice System. Is there justice in the system? Or is it just us in the system? The love to drag your ass to court. This is the areana for their sick sport. They run for office and make more laws. 100,000 reasons to futher their cause. We get charged, we better watch out. A system of fear, what they make out. Either way it goes - good or bad. The attorneys get paid and they get fat. Is there justice in a world gone crazy? Where it's survival of the fat and lazy? The less you've got they've got you on your knees. You'll cop please, they get fees.... It's all such a

Arthritis
A man and a woman in an old folks home had been flirty with each other for a while, and one day the old lady gives in and says to the guy ok tonight we can make love. Come to my room at 8. So at 8 the guy goes to her room, and they undress and he tells her how he wants to eat her out, and she gets all shy saying how no man has ever done that to her before, so the guy is like u will love it, just lay back and leave it to me...and the guy is about to go dow on her but her pussy is so fucking rancid he can't. Ad he says to her 'what the fuck is with ur pussy it fucking stinks' so she says 'I have arthritis!' He then asks how u can get arthritis in ur pussy? She says 'The arthritis is in my arm, it means I can't wipe properly'

Some Of My Life
I was married for 7 yrs and was very much in love with my husband. I though he too loved me. I was wrong! We had 2 fantastic kids, Emma my daughter from a previous relationship who Bill (my ex husbands name) bought up as his own from 4years old, and Lee who was ours together. Our first home together was in Yaxley. I always knew he was a jealous man and felt threatened by my friends. I thought, because I loved him so much that if I gave them all up then it would make him feel safer. Instead I just made my own life harder but I was in love. It always made me sad at how much my spinal problems affected him and his family. He would be late home a lot from work as he said he had loads of work to finish. I always believed him. I trusted him and had no reason to question him. He did a lot of things to make me feel bad when we were in company. I couldnâ€™t be myself and if I did say some thing he didnâ€™t like then I would either get a kick under the table or a look to say shut up that ever

It Still Hurts
Grant may have hurt mal mal, but it still doesn't change the fact that not only grant is being punished... i understand it's usually hard for the victims family and the ... perps family too... but what if you're both? and no punishment the prison can give him is worse than the punishment he puts himself through everyday. and now we're suffering too... this is just a rant. ignore me.

Ct
I am going to be honest I was skeptical about this at first but now its really neat and addicting meeting new people on here is pretty cool its more open form just say whatever do whatever 49 days til i go back to the us