Fubar Blog Posts 3

I Just Dont Know
an unwilling soul taken away drowning in pleasure and deep in delight how lost did she get how far did she go for the demons to come and carry her away Was she wicked in her wanting of the man who would be her endless tormentor her dirty little secret his pain was too sweet his love unbridled his wicked wantings his unyielding torture binds gripping tighter arms back and held tight driven further and harder an impalement just right left to lay in the open in natures playground two bodies entwined and totally spent

Die Die !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You must die I alone am best. I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological waste The light turns red you have no brakes And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape So you can see the look on your face Die die die die die die die Die die die die die die die I hope your Pinto begins to spin Takes out a disabled Vietnam veteran Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize winner And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner Perhaps even the British Royal Family And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy And we can't forget the newlyweds And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead I hope this helps to emphasize I hope this helps to clarify I hope you die I hope your cellmate thinks he's God But C.N.N. refer to him as Bowling Ball Bag Bob Serving time again for abuse of a corpse Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale hor

That Cracked Me Up!
Yesterday we let Quinn in for the evening so he ran thru the living room into the kitchen. Anyway Sibi was scared of him for some ungodly reason so she freaked out. Nene saw him and chased him. Then he grabbed onto his fur and started saying, “Meow.” That’s how he identifies cats. =) Anyway Quinn calmed down and let Nene pet him for a while, and then the Boy got PISSED when I let the cat down into the basement. Funny thing was Quinn kept trying to come back up cause the baby was petting him.

Blogged By Request
Hi, my name is name and this is my story, letter, article, prostitute, whatever: I was having a marvelous time time noun, when I suddenly realized whatever. At that point, I just knew that I had to Verb whomever. "Oh," I whispered huskily, "have I got put something here!" Acting upon my impules, I smiled coyly and verb noun. I quickly scribbled a Post-it™ note on the door for when name got home. It said: adjective person: verb me at place. I'm going to verbal phrase Oh, and I'm bringing People, things, all of the above so some phrase here When you get here, expect something with something. Until then, I leave you to verb and verb about something. Your adjective noun, ~name

My Hair Is Now ..........
I dyed my hair purple with red tips/streaks.. when It dries, I hope it looks cool. OHH I got a Job at WalMart!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cashiering for 7.40/hr Ray bought me a choclate covered Strawberry when I was getting my drug test done. YUM! We watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail when we got home.

...lies...
Well...guess what? In case anyone was wondering... lying creates loss of intimacy... it places blame somewhere else other than where it needs to be and the action of taking responsilbility is lost. I've found out that when the urge to lie becomes present... The best way to handle it is to simply stand up and tell the truth. Be a man/woman! Not some little 12 year old who is afraid of getting "in trouble." Yes...it may be hard to tell someone something that may possibly hurt them. But it's better than sowing seeds of mistrust and deceit...you'll be glad in the longrun. Anyways, that's all.

A Redneck Valentine
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL MY REDNECKS OUT THERE. > Subject: Redneck Valentine Love Poem from a man to a woman. > > > Collards is green > my dog's name is Blue > and I'm so lucky > to have a sweet thang like you. > > Yore hair is like cornsilk > a-flapping in the breeze > Softer than Blue's > and without all them fleas. > > You move like the bass, > which excite me in May. > You ain't got no scales > but I luv you anyway. > > Yo're as satisfy'n as okry > jist a-fry'n in the pan. > Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" > right out of the can. > > You have som'a yore teeth, > for which I am proud; > I hold my head high > when we're in a crowd. > > On special occasions, > when you shave under yore arms, > well, I'm in hawg heaven, > and awed by yore charms. > > Still them fellers at work, > they all want to know, > what I did to deserve > such a purdy, young doe. > > Like a good roll of duct tape > yo're there fer yore man, >

This Time It Should Stay Put !
Season of lust , our desires flow I think of us and the feelings grow Stronger and deeper than either knew Because of the soul connection with you Being so joined thought so far apart You live in my dreams and in my heart Dreams of passion and dreams that give All of my thoughts and desires live In the moments that we alone share Lost in the desire to be with you there To hold you and kiss you and be yours divine To know I am yours and you are mine Lasting as one and lusting our desire We are connect as one and build the fire That has forged us to be forever one soul Knowing that in love we grew to be whole You and I share one love dream true Loving and living our whole life new By R. Thomas Dinsmore Heaven in your eyes My world may crash and burn yet this globe continues to turn In a moments time I seek peace And a solace blessing of release To lift my spirit and carry on hope To never left go at the end of the rope And know the moment soon pa

Lyfe Goes On
Windows shatter glass breaks hearts are torn everyday enough pain to fill a jar but not enough tissues to wipe them away people die babies are born people robbed of all the have plus women raped of there rights people stabbed by other people homeless people with lonely cold nights and no where to go during holidays when we should be united as one but we are separated by poverty we still live in segregation not through the eyes of you and me but eyes of the government children dieing young on the streets victim of trying to make a dime to buy what they need hoping i don't die cause i don't got anyone close enough to Read my uligie

Missin You Dearly
MISSING YOU DEARLY These day have been very sad Thinking about the love we once had When I would hug you, you would smell really nice I remember you would hug and kiss me more than twice I remember when you would call me everyday Missing those sweet things you would have to say Everyday I've been thinking about you Remembering when it was just us two I don't know why but I miss you so much Remembering your smile and your lovable touch I want these feelings to go away But I love you so much they will always stay I wish we could have been together until the end But it sadly ended because of a jealous friend I see you and my heart tells me to speak But the words don't come out and I feel very weak When we broke up I thought my heart would heal But then it didn't and I realized my love for you was real Now I'm falling and it's so hard for me to stand If only you were here to grasp my hand

Valentine Application
Valentine Application!!! would you makeout with me me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Would you sleep with me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly! Do you think I'm a virgin? [] Yes [] No [] Don't know Would you... (Check all that apply) [] Buy me cute underwear? [] Buy me flowers? [] Take me out to dinner? [] Buy me a drink? [] Buy me a thong? (For girls only...I hope) [] Get me some chocolates Name one thing you would like to do to me... I look like.. [] A player [] Next bf/gf [] A friend [] A friend with benefits [] A possibility [] A loser If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No [] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [] Hook up with me [] Cuddle with me [] Date me [] Friends [] Friends with benefits [] have sex On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 What

Happy Valentines Day
To My Valentine... If there were no words No way to speak I would still hear you If there were no tears No way to feel inside I'd still feel for you And even if the sun refuse to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart Until the end of time You're all i need My love, my valentine All of my life I have been waiting for All you give to me You've opened my eyes And showed me how to love unselfishly I've dreamed of this a thousand times before In my dreams i couldnt love you more I will give you my heart Until the end of time You're all i need My love, my valentine La da da Da da da da And even if the sun refuse to shine Even if romance ran out of rhyme You would still have my heart Until the end of time Cuz all i need Is you, my valentine You're all i need My love, my valentine

Guess What Baby
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm in love, But not with you. When we broke up, you thought i cried, But all it was, Was another guy, You told your friends That i was a trick... And i told mine You had a small dick... I said i loved you, You thought it was true, Well guess what baby? You got played too!!

Happy Valentines
To one and all. And for special shoutouts- To all the myspace crew.. we've bickered, laughed, been morbid, emo, loving and cracked out. ^_^ happy Valentines. And to my beautiful girlfriend- One week, and I'll show you exactly how much I missed you.

Still I Love Him
She sits in her room crying herself to sleep think of all the promises that he don't seem to keep Black mascara tears under her swollen eyes red tears from her wrists torn apart by his lies She tried to trust him she wanted it so bad but everything was broken everything that they had Now her heart is bleeding fighting against endless pain she's all alone in her room no one else around to blame Holding the pills in her hand she just want to let it all go but even though he hurts her she still loves him so She feels an inner peace as she thinks of death the blood stops running as she takes her last breath

Walk Away
ROSES ARE RED MY LIPS TURNED BLUE YOU'VE SEELED MY FATE NOW WE'RE THREW I WALK AWAY DEAD INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL BEATING ALTHOUGH I AM A WALKING CORPSE LIFE NO LONGER FLOWS THREW THESE VAINS NO NOT ANYMORE YOU HAVE STOLEN THE LIFE REPLACED IT WITH PAIN SHATTERED ALL THE JOY REPLACED IT WITH SARROW NO HOPE NO LOVE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW SO HERE I STAND ARMS BI MY SIDE STANDING IN THE RAIN WATCHING MY LIFE PASS ME BI I AM DEATH INCARNAGE I AM SO WEAK I AM LETTING MY TEARS FALL SO THAT I CAN DROWN DROWN IN SELF PITY DROWN IN ALL MY PAIN DROWNING SRCEAMING UR NAME

He Left Her Cuz She Couldn't Stop
As he turned to leave, he caught a glimpse of her sleeve. "Why do you do this to yourself? Can't you see all of your wealth?" "I'm sorry but you see, life is too hard for me. I have to do it, I can't stop, If I don't I think I might pop!" Now she is sobbing and her wrist is throbbing as the blood runs down her hand, she reaches for a pen. She writes a little note then tries to slit her own throat. He left her cause she couldn't stop and now it's time for her final thought. He comes back to say he's sorry but all he finds is her torn body. He reads the note she left for him, as he reads it his face turns grim. The note says, "Baby, I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt you, by the time you read this my life will be through. I will be waiting for you on the other side, But go on and live your life now with pride." "Don't worry about me, I'm better off don't you see. It's time for me to, I will love you forever, Always remember the time we had toget

Valentine's Day Poem
Hearts and roes's and kisses galore what the hell is all that crap for? people get mushy and start acting queer, it's definitely the most annoying day of the year this day needs to get the hell over with and pass, before i shove something up cupid's ass. i'll spend the day so drunk i can't speak and wear black for the rest of the week. guys act all sweet but soon it will fade, for all the are doing is trying to get laid. the arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit. cause i think this love thing is a crock of shit. so hear's my story... what else can i say? love bites my ass... screw valentine's day!!

Fishing...
> Subject: Pet Fish > > > A Texas redneck was stopped by a game warden in > East Texas recently with two ice chests of fish, > leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game > warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to > catch those fish?" "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no > license. These here are my pet fish." > "Pet fish?" > "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to > the river and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then > I whistle and they jump right back into this ice > chest and I take 'em home." > "That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do > that!" > The redneck looked at the game warden for > a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show > you. It really works." > "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" > The redneck poured the fish into the river > and stood and waited. After several minutes, the > game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well, > what?" said the redneck. >

Valentines Day *the Day After*
so all of you ladies who were all depressed yesterday because you didnt want to be alone blah blah... let me ask you this...? is the world still spinning? Is there still snow all over the damn place? alrighty then...stop bitching... i think its retarded to think that there is something wrong with you or that you are somehow less than because you dont happen to have someone on someday that someone pulled out of their ass and called the day of love... its just a day...it doesnt DEFINE you... that being said...ladies....i love ya...i really do...but if i have to deal with this one more yr im just gonna go nuts... every yr theres some chick i havent talked to in months that will make a mad dash to not be alone and want to do something with me... damnit you havent talked to me all damn yr and now all of a sudden you miss my black ass.. i see right through you and its fucking sickening... its sad that my only purpose to you is to try and fil some void you think

What Will Become The Future
Will the images of my past replay in life as they replay in my mind? Or shall the images of my dreams take hold? Shall the lonesome path remain or shall it change? Shall the one's I care for take their leave or will they remain at my side? Shall more secrets be revealed in attempt to knock me off my feet? Will more hardship cling to me like the chill in my heart?

Nautti Or Nyce ;)
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Pit Bulls. I Know This Isn't Popular, But...
Crime and Punishment-the morality of banning Pit Bulls Current mood: contemplative I have become interested, for personal reasons, in the banning of pit bulls. Many have weighed in on the issue. Some have taken the animal rights perspective, which skirts the issue, and some have taken the nihilistic political position that they have the right to do and own whatever they want as long as the constitution doesn't specifically say you can't own pit bulls or grenade launchers. Here is a response I posted to a sincere dog lover that has misgivings : You have some beautiful dogs. I don't hate any particular dog or pit bull. I know they are incredibly loyal and rather intelligent and with the proper owners they are incredible dogs-but so are ALL other dogs. I have a friend with an amazing pit. But what dog raised properly isn't? The problem is that that dogs have been breed and developed for..well for the ability to kill. This isn't the question of a particular dog. It is

If U Saw Me In Your Bed
IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED.....!!!! =)If you woke up n da middle of da night and saw me in your bed what would u do? Give me your opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1) go back to sleep 2) slap me 3) cuss me out 4) jus tell me to leave 5) climb on top of me and cuddle 6) fuck me so good... details please! 7) lick the kitty (meow) 8) make me breakfast 9) ask me my name (lol) 10) call the cops 11) make love to me until we get tired 12) say damm u look good--how did i get so lucky? Repost with the title IF U SAW ME IN YOUR BED!!!!! an see how many ppl want u in their bed.u might be surprised by the answers u get......u could answer the ones who sent u the bulletin

True Friendship
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life!

#5
Well I got another letter from my babi boi today. He is doing pretty good. He doesnt really like it but hes doing good. Let me tell you that boy definitely makes me think. And he seems to find a way to make me love him more every day. He is the one who always told me not to think of the future yet at the same time he is talking about us having a future together. So who knows. But anyway just wanted to let everyone know that he is doing okay.

Tarot Reader
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"

~~a Mexican Appetizer~~ Hot******
Texas cowboy Texan cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you ! come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!" The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter sh

~~anal Glaucoma~~
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today."

Hello
well ive been screwed again..I wish that they would be honest with me..angel is my nickname and i will stand by it.They seem to think that im angel and its okay.well sorry..im true and pure u dont like thats okay...he will find me!!

Friends
I have been sad for so long Out of the light comes a friend and gives me hope Friendship is very clear and I’m so glad their here Take one day at a time and see where it goes But at least it will get me hoping that I can share my thoughts and dreams Not to get laughed at and a understanding that the two of us can share The world is big but so near, by this by of commutation Two people so different but not when it comes to wanting a friend So please lets be friends and share what the world can teach us. Thank you my dear friend, until I put fingers to the keyboard.. Waiting for news of you

What Does This Song Mean To You?
this song is by a band called Shinedown it is one of my favorite songs. What it means to me? I think it describes the war that we fight inside of us and about the drive and courage to overcome challenges life throws at us. But it may mean something different to you. The song is called "I Dare You" hello, let me introduce you to the characters in the show one says yes, one says no decide - which voice in your head you can keep alive even in madness, i know you still believe paint me your canvas so i become what you could never be i dare you to tell me to walk through the fire wear my soul and call me a liar i dare you to tell me to walk through the fire i dare you to tell me i dare you to hello, are you still chasing the memories in shadows some stay young, some grow old come alive, there are thoughts unclear you can never hide even in madness, i know you still believe paint me your canvas so i become what you could never be i dare you to tell me to w

The Stranger
The Stranger A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small Texas town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on. As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors: Mom taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the stranger...he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies. If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind. Sometimes, Mom woul

Sorrow
I would drink him away but there’s not enough to drink I would smoke him away but I have no weed to smoke I would scream him away but I have no scream left I would cry him away but my tears are dry I would find another but there is no other I would push the memories away but there is no push left I would ignore him away but my feelings wont shut up I would bottle it away but the bottle is full Nothing I do will ever work nothing I say will ever help No one else arms will make me forget no one else love will ever replace My soul torn in half my heart shattered to love again beyond my grasp To feel again forgotten as easily as he has forgotten me Can I truly be that great can love truly be that strong that after 5 years it only takes a year to forget me I’m I truly that forgettable if I leave now for a year will the others that say they love me forget me Is it possible that one day I will die alone forgotten unloved uncared for am I trulely that ho

One-liners
If you have any humor to share, by all means send it to me!! *What do you get when you cross a masochist with an insomniac? A girl who can't sleep...unless she's really beat! ********************** *"What is the difference between pink and purple?" The grip! ********************** *What is the difference between a sub and a mosquito??" You swat a mosquito and it stops sucking.

Daytona 500
Yeah so today was the Daytona 500 so me being the intelligent person I am got into a pool and picked 5 drivers. And guess what? Not one of my damn guys even finished the race, oh wait Jeff Gordon slid over the finish line in his busted ass ride. I'm gonna start a new pool and whoever can pick the drivers that won't finish the race will win. I'm gonna make millions!!!!!!!!!

Thanks
To all my CT friends, Thanks for the comments on the most recent blog that i have posted. If you havent already seen it then feel free to have a look in the music blog and comment on it. To answer some of the emails from some of my CT friends, when i get home in about three or four weeks time i will try and record another one for you to watch. I dont particularly like cameras but it after seeing that recording it does help me see what i need to improve on and to be able to reflect on it as well. :) I have been playing since i was 10yrs old and ive never done a recording before, perhaps it is something that i can start doing so i can continue to improve even more. :) Thanks for all your comments and emails. If someone comes with me to the concert which i am in perhaps they can record the whole performance, but we'll wait and see becuase i dont have a partner at the moment.:P we'll see. All my love, Angel

A B C
1. A is for age: 41 2. B is for beer of choice: miller 3. C is for career right now: manager 4. D is for your dog's name: none 5. E is for essential item you use everyday: tooth paste 6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: ? 7. G is for favorite game: baseball 8. H is for Home town: Rockford,Il 9. I is for instruments you play: i play none 10. J is for favorite juice: OJ 11. K is for whose ass you'd like to kick: no one 12. L is for last place you ate: home 13. M is for marriage: someday i hope 14. N is for your full name: ask i might tell u 15. O is for overnight hospital stays: pregancy 16. P is for people you were with today: no one 17. Q is for quote: I am who i am 18. R is for Biggest Regret: getting married 19. S is for Single?: yes 20. T is for time you woke up today: 10:30 21. U is for underwear you have on now: pink 22. V is for vegetable you love: tomatos 23. W is for worst habit: smokin 24. X is for x-

I'm Actually A Silver Bullet Girl...
You Are Corona You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk. You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all. And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk. You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?

It Was Like This, Your Honor....
IT WAS LIKE THIS YOUR HONOR Judy actually kept her mammogram appointment. She was met with, "Hi, I'm Belinda!" This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side and crooned, "All you need do is step into this room here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. 'Everything clear?" Judy was thinking, "Belinda ... try decaf. This ain't rocket science." Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors. Call Judy crazy, but she suspected a man invented this machine. It takes a perfectly healthy cup size of 36-B to a size 38-LONG. Also, girls aren't made of sugar and spice and everything nice...it's Spandex. We can't be stretched, pulled and twisted over a cold 4-inch piece of square glass and still pop back into shape. Belinda flipped her (literally) to the left and said, Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?" "Fine," she answered. Judy was freezing, bruised and out of air, so why not use the remaining cir

The Doctor's Appt.
Don't laugh!" said the patient, Jim. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Jim said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentlemen, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Jim replied

Car Broke Down
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so >she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. > >She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk and >takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the >rear > >of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men >are in >trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... > >Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed >up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, >clearly >enraged, approaches her yelling, "What is going on here?" > >"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. > >"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures >doing here by the road?!" asks >the Officer... > >"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Tuesday 2/20/07
Not much going on with me today other than going to my friend's shop later this afternoon to get a hair cut and working on this page a bit more adding stuff to my stash and other things to earn more points. Hope everyone that is reading this has a great day.

For My Daughter Happy Birthday
Jessica is now sixteen: Exceptionally sweet. Shining through her ready smile Sunshine brightens us awhile, Intense but not complete. Choices gather, hard and lean, Along her dappled street. Jessica's resourceful and refined: Each proper phrase is tied up in a bow. She knows that there's an end, and doesn't mind, So long as now her inner clock runs slow. In her there are both energy and peace, Clarity and intimate release: A creature soft and hard, clear-eyed and kind.

Too Cute
If this doesn't bring a smile then you really must be having a bad day! A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers. The children began to say: "Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon," "Green..........lime," " Orange.........orange," Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"

Do Hunks Not Like Bbws
well i wanted to tell you all of my sadness i have not got 1 crush is it coz im a big girl ???? or dont you men think you can handel the goddess of love ? i wait to see if you think you can handel me gizza crush and tell me who you are xxxxx bye for now

Growing Up
Well, I guess this is it. I officially have to grow up. Dad has a restraining order against him, the cops took away all his weapons. My dad is a fucking stalker. He called me and I yelled at him. He just rationalized stalking this woman, and I had to scream "WAKE UP" what the fuck. I don't want to be the grown-up anymore, I've already raised my parents and my sister, what the fuck more do you want from me? JFC, and its like, everyone wants something from me, if its not one thing, its a-fucking-nother. If its not money, its time, and get this? Everyone is all jealous of each other because of who I spend my time with! WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE!?! My sister is just jealous of everyone I talk to period, but my mom, my dad, Brian.. Marcy, Tina, Work... ya'll are driving me fucking crazy, just in case you didn't know.

February Sucks
This month has been a bitch. about 2 weeks ago, i started getting a toothache. one week ago yesterday i went and got a tooth filled, and i was told i had another one to be filled. so i suffer through exponentially worse toothaches than the original, finally go today, and get the other filled. in class, it started hurting like a motherfucker, so bad my eyes started watering. after class i went back to the dentist, and they numbed me up again, until my antibiotics can get here. tomorrow i have to go get one, possibly 2 root canals. i hate this month.

Home Sweet Home! Not!
well finally im back! florida was great! but from the moment we got to the airport til now has been shitty! lol we got to the airport only to find out our flight was delayed 45min not to bad right but the made us late for our connection in baltimore! well we got to baltimore just in time to get on the plane otherwise we wouldve had to take a later flight ! lol well turns out the plane was broken and after sitting on it for about 20 min they decided they couldnt fix it in a timely manor so the decided to have us switch planes fun wow! we finally got to buffalo about 2 hours behind schedule! only to find out our ride had broken down on the wat to get us! btw we left for the airport at 930am and we got home at 1100 pm! lol so yea finally home im gunna check out my e-mail and see whats been goin on since i was gone right? wrong my fuckin comp wouldnt load windows at all so to make a long story short i spent thre last 3 days figureing out wtf happened and fixing it! but

Hypnotist
Hypnotist A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache. 'It worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband replies, "Well, that's wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes la

Bombers Needed Plz!!
Hey everyone! When you get a chance please take the time to rate this pic and leave a comment or two. And if you feel like bombing it for me, please do so. I appreciate any and all help! Love you all! Crystal

Perfect Man, A Perfect Woman Or Perfect Marriage?
What is Perfect? Even God himself could not create the perfect man or woman or relationship. There is a flaw in human nature, unlike the animal kingdom men and women indulge in sex for pleasure. Love however does have a big role to play in it but it’s different for men and women. There is a saying “Men offer love to gain sex, a women offers sex to gain love.” If Adam and Eve couldn’t make a go at it with a perfect world set before them, then how are we in this time and age expected to do so. Now I’m not going to knock the ones who have found who they feel is there perfect match, more power to them but I know from just common sense and looking at relationships all around that people need more to life that what they are getting. For the most part “Love” is short lived, 6 months? 7 Years? 50 years? Who knows? Even my parents who have been married for 50+ years were married before they met each other. However, the lust and the desire to feel wanted and needed in a special way, will al

Quick Update
well just thought I would do a quick update of everything thats going on. Work is going pretty good, have to work all weekend but I dont really mind cuz thats over time and I really need the money right now. Went and looked at an apartment the other day and loved it. The only thing that sux about it is that its a lil more pricy then what I was hoping for but I can still handle it so I really hope i get it. As far as I know things with me and my boyfriend are still going really well. Havent heard from him in over a week though :(. But then again I know he is probably busy and tied. Um my duaghter is doing really good. Shes pretty much totally over the broncitis thank god. I talked to my recruiter yesterday letting him know that I changed my mind bout joining and he wants me to call him again so we can talk. He is a really good guy and I think he just wants to make sure everything is okay with me and my daughter so I will probably call him tomorrow. Ummm besides that there isn

~~lawyers And Mexican Grandmas~~
>>> >>> >LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY >>>AREN'T >>> >PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN in TEXAS , A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY >>>CALLED HIS >>> >FIRST WITNESS, A MEXICAN GRANDMOTHER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN TO THE >>>STAND. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, MRS SANCHEZ,"DO YOU KNOW ME?" >>> >SHE RESPONDED, "SI, I MEAN, JESS I KNOW YOU MR. WILLIAMS. I >>>KNOWN YOU >>> >SINCE YOU WERE A CHAVALITO AND FRANKLY YOU'VE BEEN A BIG >>>DISAPPOINTMENT >>> >TO ME. YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, AND YOU MANIPULATE >>>PEOPLE AND >>> >TALK ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS. YOU THINK YOU'RE A BIG SHOT >>>WHEN YOU >>> >HAVEN'T THE BRAINS TO REALIZE YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHIN' >>>BUT A TWO >>> >BIT PAPERPUSHER. YES I KNOW YOU." >>> > >>> >THE LAWYER WAS STUNNED. NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED >>>ACROSS >>> >THE ROOM AND ASKED, MRS. SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENSE >>>ATT

The One Flaw In Women....
The One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold f our children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you hav

Cold Snaps And Potted Plants
Boy I'd like to see the reenactment on this one! Garden Grass Snakes also known as Garter snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream. The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor. His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she c

Grandma Loves Oranges
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?" Grandma replied," Oh, it's q

The Dead Goldfish
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?” “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?” Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.”

Unfinshed ....still Working On It.
There is a Dark Goddess taht has me on my kneez Praying,begging,and pleading "please" There's a pain that I feel in my chest thats so close pleasure Is it love or lust it's on the scale and I'm waiting 4 the finale measure This all started with a chat,dance, and me being a tease Now when I'm view her pic's I'm put into ecstacy,

Your Views
I have been asking, questioning myself for a long time...when will it stop, just when? Till every single one of those men out there dies? Till there is no man on this earth that lives anymore? Will Bush and Blair then stop sending people out and call it quits? (Due to having no more men to send out?!) It really fustrates me, this so called 'war' drags on as if it is a candle which will never go out...a second hand dial which goes round; turns endlessly. My love goes out for the men out there, fighting for their country, their people, their loved ones. I know a few friends on CT here who are in the army. My heart goes out to you all. I know friends who have gone out there to fight and never heard from since. It just makes you wonder what this world has come to, doesn't it? I always question myself that. To turn on the TV and watch the news; one in ten of those stories there is a happy one, but is that enough? Watching the news is like watching a nightmare. (its more like w

Day Of Peace
When the world come to an end, all his angels He will then send.Gathering all those who belived,will be the ones who get to leave.Together we will stand, holding each others hand.There will be peace and lots of grat love,you will get to see even the white doves. No more pain and sorrow, and no looking for tomrrow.To be in heaven is but a dream,for thoes that is hard to belive it sceems. Just me.

Yea!!!!!
Im so happy right now! We just heard from the lady who we were hoping to rent from and I am getting the apartment that I was hoping to get. It is going to be perfect for me and Heaven. I might have to borrow a lil bit of money but thats all good. So yeah my mood just perked up a lil bit more.

Letters...
the days are long nights even longer not hearing from you makes me worry but i know you're doing okay just really busy i wait for the letter and read it over and over when it comes its hard to write back theres so much i want to say yet no words to say it right so when my letters are far and few in between dont think i forgot about you know that i cant explain my feelings but i love you so very much!

Scared
our love has grown stronger then we thought possible we think we want a future and the thought is amazing yet at the same time I fear the thought of the future cuz of all Ive been through dont want it thrown back in my face like already has happened in the past i know you arent him and you are much better in every way but it still scares me making me fear im gonna fight the thought longer then i should but please baby always know that being with you forever is the one thing i know i want even if it does scare me to think that way you are my love my boo my everything and i love you

~~choosing A Wife~~
Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys severa l new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5, 000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save fo

Driveway
Walking up the drive way notice the windows are open. Hearing voices softly. I smile slightly thinking that you're relaxing watching TV. Hoping to surprise you buy stopping but and bringing something to eat. With the plan of just simply being with you in a calm atmosphere. Being able to enjoy each others company. Was I approaching the door about to knock I realize that isn't the TV I hear but your voice. You're laughing and joking with an another female. Thinking it is a sister or cousin but remembering you don't have any sisters. Your voices are carrying threw the house. You're getting closer to the door... " Do you want something to drink?" You ask "Yes" she responds... " Is a beer ok?" "Yes that's fine" In the 2 sentences spoken from her lips I know who it was. Almost knocked on the door our of spite... But to save my heart from being ripped even more from my soul I left the food on the doorstep and walked away. In tears I calmly walked down the drivewa

Leaving For A While
HEY EVERYONE I AM LEAVING FOR A WHILE SO I WONT BE CHECKING THIS OUT. SO IF YOU WANT LEAVE ME COMMENTS OR AN EMAIL AND I WILL TRY AND GET BACK TO YOU WHEN I CAN. TAKE CARE AND I WILL TALK TO YOU ALL LATER.

Gorean Infomation
Gorean infomation here are some links for those interested in the gorean lifestyle http://www.geocities.com/goreansafety/ http://goreanknowledge.tripod.com/Gorean_Learning_Center.html http://www.gor.net/ http://www.gor-on-earth.com/essayindex.htm http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/positions/index.html http://gor.wolfden-enterprises.com/ if Y/you know of any not listed here let me know and i can add them here

!@#$$&^%*&^
GOD too long to delete people. I feel like to make new profile and keep it limit on friends list! ^(*^*&%^(%%*^&% yes I am bitch, oh wait a min.. nah I am not, I am sweetie *^*&^*&^ fuck! meh sound like I am bitchy eh? LOL shall i make new poem?

Untitiled
~this one was actually wrote for me...miss you Steve~ When I looked into her eyes all I saw was pain she could not disguise. I knew her heart was broken what could I do her laughter streaked with pain her tears on my shoulder like bitter rain. As she cried I felt her pain the tormenting ache rotted deep inside. Trying to help to be a friend hoping her pain will meet a swift end. Just to be there is what I'll do with a warm hug when she's blue.

Attention All Members
MYSELF AND FIREMAN185 HAVE STEPPED DOWN FROM FIRST AN SECOND IN CHARGE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE THIS IS SOMETHING WE HAVE AGREED UPON AS RIGHT NOW THERE ARE SOMETHINGS GOING ON AND WE CAN NOT FOCUS ON THE GROUP SO WITH THIS IN MIND WE WANT THE GROUP TO CONTINUE AS ALWAYS WE CHERRISH ALL OF YOU AND RESPECT EACH OF YOU ALL THIS IS NOT A PERMANT CHANGE JUST A MINOR TEMPORARY THING UNTIL HE AN I CAN BE BACK TO NORMAL SO WITH FURTHER REGUARDS I HAVE CHOSEN ONE CRAZY MAMA TO STEP UP TO FIRST IN CHARGE OF THE GROUP SHE WILL TAKE CARE OF ALL MATTERS AND I WILL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH HER ABOUT THINGS SHE IS HOLDING MY POSTION UNTIL I GET SETTLED BACK AT HOME ALL OTHER MEMBERS WILL REMAIN IN THERE CURRENT POSTIONS. THANK YOU I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH THANKS FOR STICKING BY ME LOVE TO ALL OF YOU. THE COWGIRL IN PINK

Daddy's Little Girl
Upon entering his daughter's room, Mr. Lacy found a note on the bed and proceeded to read it. It stated the following: Dear Dad, I am sorry to have run away, but there is something I must tell you, and I couldn't bare to do it in person. I've decided to run away with Billy (my boyfriend I've been hiding from you and Mom), and we're going to get married. He promises to support me with the food stamps and goverment money he's been stashing away, but assures me there are always other ways to get money in a pinch. He also plans to help me with my alcohol problem, which I've done a pretty good job of hiding over the past year. We plan on raising our still unborn child in the best little beach shack we can find in Mexico - I'm sure it won't be much, but I know we'll be happy together so that's all that matters. I plan on getting there with the fake passport Billy was so kind to make for me. We just hope that he won't get put back into Rehab again for his drug abuse problems.

Mother Of Six
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts referring to his wife as "Mother of Six" despite her constant objections. One night, they get a chance to leave the kids behind with a sitter and go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

Letter From Prison
Letter from Prison. In my cell I've daubed the heart's graffiti On the wall, but I cant tell Why I'm here, or why They've kidnapped Jesus. A long time ago They said I had cancer of the soul And took me to a strange place Where there were no women. They gave me chemotherapy and ECT And stole the secrets of my dreams. I lie here in my loneliness And listen to the loud screams Of Jesus from the next room.

No Ripping Pics Out Of Firegirls An Fireboys Play Time
CANT FUCKING PEOPLE READ THERE IS TO BE NO RIPPING OF PICS OUT OF THIS ALBUM IF YOU CANT RESPECT THIS ILL CLOSE THE ALBUM!! THE NEXT PERSON THAT RIPS A PICS ILL CLOSE IT FOR GOOD. WE SPEND TO MUCH TIME SEARCHING FOR THESE PICS JUST FOR PEOPLE TO DISRESPECT OUR WISHES.

Proposal?
I feel like the luckiest girl in the world...my wonderful boyfriend called my last night (hes away at the moment on a ship) and he asked me what i would say if he asked me to marry him in at the end of the year. Well everyone knows that deep down im a romantic and i would love to get married one day, and yes i would love it even more if i was to marry him. so of course the answer was yes. Even though he hasnt actually asked me i feel like im the happiest girl and the luckiest ever. The guy i love really does want to be with me...how beautiful is that?

Random Ideas
I tried once to cleanse my soul, but my red shirt got into the wash and now my soul is pink. In the mall, everyone can hear you scream. However, in the mall everyone is usually on the phone so you will still be totally ignored

Pick A Fruit
I picked PEACH!! Don't spoil it...just do it Pick a fruit and forward it on (don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you) with the fruit you chose on the Subject line. Which fruit will you pick if you were handed these: 1. Orange 2. Apple 3. Banana 4. Coconut 5. Pineapple 6. Papaya 7. Mango 8. Cherry 9. Black Grapes 10. Peach 11. Custard Apple 12. Pear What is your pick??? (Pick before you scroll down... do not CHEAT!!!) YOU BETTER NOT BE CHEATING!! KEEP SCROLLING!!! ORANGE - If orange is your favorite fruit, it speaks of a person who has enduring patience and willpower. You like to do things slowly, but very thoroughly and are completely undaunted by hard work. You tend to be shy, but are reliable and trustworthy friend. You have an aesthetic bent of mind. You select your partner with care and you love with all your heart, and not in for just a fling. You avoid conflict at all costs APPLE - If a

Life Sucks Right?
So life sucks. We all come to points in our Adult life when things just seem to not go right. It never fails that when work isn't going right, your relationships are all off key, the kids seem to be rocking the boat, the in-laws are a mess. It can never be just one thing can it. Not to mention, have you ever noticed that when your life seems off key everyone elses does too. So when my husband tells me work sucks I tell him yea so does mine join the club. (Which is wrong I know) I want to be supportive to my husband and friends during their rough spells but I have little strength for my own and in return they have little strength to give to me. So I guess my goal this week is to turn a new leaf and hope that this week will go a little better.

Restless
Restlessness seeps through these veins this day with a vengeance The need for change entangling my thoughts Movement hampered by things the soul can not explain Wandering eased pain left unhealed Roots require looks to what use to be Haunting memories of things you can not see Moving pictures with disturbing messages Fields of questions with hidden meanings Questions....... so many questions Nixy

So Long To Senior High
Days of the school year, Slipping by so fast, Hardly any time, To reflect on the past, Days of times, friends spent together, Making this school year, Just a little bit better, And nows the time, Of 12th grade graduation, A day long awaited, With great anticipation, Regretful and sad, We must say goodbye, To friends and teachers, Of Alhambra Senior High, Written by: Azalia * I wrote this poem when i was graduating high school in Phoenix, Arizona.In 1988,,,(DONT CLOWN AT LEAST I GOT MY DIPLOMA WITH HONORS MIGHT I ADD *GRINS) LOL. The poem was published in the year book for that year,,,,,, *winks

Trapped
Unsure what to make of the day Not ever sure what is up Or down Somehow I have this idea that today Will be a very bad day Kind of thinking I should have Just stayed in bed I fear what may become of the day What troubles shall be mine now

Isn't It Funny
I guess sometimes we want something so bad we will tell ourselves that what we feel is something it isn't. We get so made at others for lying to us when we do it almost everyday. It is how some of us con ourselves in to getting out of bed. It is how we deal with the cruelty and loneliness of the world.

Ayeyayeyayayayay
i need surgery on my shoulder. this sucks because im already having a pretty shitty day and the doctor just called me. what a way to spend my work day. and i didnt even get my fuckin lunch cuz the dumb ass it dudes cant get the computers working right. but i need shoulder surgery. not very interested in it seein how itll be my third on this shoulder since 1999. i hope this doesnt mean that my shoulder is eventually gonna fall off or be useless. but ill be good. im just askin everyone on my friends list to just keep me in your thoughts and hope i come out the same way i went in. well, with a better shoulder. im goin under the knife july 17. i need a drink

This Ones For Bill
One of my Faves! I bang on the door, but she won't let me in 'Cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin You lock all the doors from the front to the back And left me a note telling me I should pack I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer Order me up a whiskey and beer If you ask me why I'm writting this poem Some call it tavern, but I call it home (Chorus) Fuck you I'm Drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk Fuck you I'm drunk, Fuck you I'm drunk And I'm gonna be drunk 'till the next time I'm drunk You've given me an option, you said I must choose 'tween you an' the liquor, then I'll take the booze I'm jumpin' on Western down to the southside Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish Pride

Dimensions
I am very curious about everybody's opinion about penis size. Keeping mind that most nerve endings are within several inches of the opening, both male and female, what does every body prefer. long and narrow, short and fat, somewhere in between, or an extreme can message me directly if you want

Blonde Joke
Three girls, one brunette, one redhead, and one blonde, all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early? The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blo

Lisps
Little kid is sitting in class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon in nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this. Suddenly, the little boy’s hand shoots up. “Not correct, Miss!” He says. “Please explain, Christopher,” replies the teacher. “Well, Miss, just the other day I was playing with my cat on the veranda. The neighbor’s Rottweiller came around the corner, and my cat went “fffffffffffff! fffffffffffff! fffffffffffff! but before he could say “Fuck Off!”, the dog ate him”.

Your Cowgirl In Pink Is Back
AFTER LONG TALKS WITH FIREBOY WE HAVE DECIDED TO REJOIN OUR PLACES BUT HE HAS HIS GROUP AND I HAVE MY GANG THIS IS PINK. ME AN MY GANG I WANT MY GANG. SO COME HOLLA AT ME AN SHOW ME SOME LOVE OH AN LOOKIN FOR NEW BOUNCERS NOW. ROBIN THANKS SWEETIE FOR FILLING IN.

This Is Forever Friendship
Sometimes in life you find a special friend someone that changes your life by just being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh, until you can't stop someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it...

If Thats The Question?
If a kiss was a raindrop... I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second... I'd send you hours. If smiles were water... I'd send you the sea. If friendship was a person... I'd send you me. If you don't send this to at least 10 people... you will be left with no friends because they won't know that you appreciate them. This poem shows lots of appreciation... so send this to all of your friends and let them know you care FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS ONCE U LET THEM GO YOU CAN'T GET THEM BACK SO I'M GOING TO TIE YOU TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOSE YOU SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME! SEE HOW MANY YOU GET BACK YOU ARE DEFINITELY ONE!

Starving Dog
I was driving home this morning from my girlfriends house and listening to the radio (98.9 The Rock) and they came on the radio talking bout how they got this e-mail they recieved bout this dog that was found tied to Pet Connections fence that was only 6 months old that had been mistreated by being starved and from the sores all over its legs an body she had been confined to a very very small hard place. and this non profit animal shelter sent the station this e-mail cause it is going to take bout $1500.00 to get this dog back to health to be able to get a good home once hes able to. This great city of Kansas City answered there calls for help not 10 min later they had that 1500.00 donated to help this dog get back to good health. i thought this was just a very good act on the citys part. This town is mostly known for all its killings and what not i just wanted to let others out there know not all people in Kansas City are bad there are a lot of kind souls here in this town and some r

Never Forget Heros From American Airlines Flight 11 9/11/01
Okay I was going to post this as one blog but it will not let me post it in it's entirety Blogs on CT are limited to 50000 characters and this one has 113000 characters So I will do it in a couple parts Here is a little something to reflect on, It will take a while to go through all the names but we need to never forget, We don't need just rememmber on the anniversary of that fatefull day, We need to Never, Ever Forget!!! God Bless the USA CONFIRMED DEAD: 2948 • REPORTED DEAD: 24 • REPORTED MISSING: 24 • TOTAL: 2996 American Airlines Flight 11 Heros CREW Barbara Arestegui, 38, Marstons Mills, Massachusetts* Jeffrey Collman, 41, Novato, Calif.* Sara Low, 28, Batesville, Arkansas* Karen A. Martin, 40, Danvers, Mass.* First Officer Thomas McGuinness, 42, Portsmouth, New Hampshire* Kathleen Nicosia, 54, Winthrop, Mass.* John Ogonowski, 52, Dracut, Massachusetts* Betty Ong, 45, Andover, Massachusetts* Jean Roger, 24, Longmeadow, Massachusetts* Dianne Snyd

Camel #9
If it was cold would you take my hand in yours to comfort me? Would the heat of your body cascade into my soul. Lets walk and talk of dreams that only we share. Feel the wind on our faces, hand in hand you and I crossing pathes. Forever you whisper I feel the tear fall gently down my cheek. Knowing that we only have today for tomorrow you and I will go our own seperate ways. The memory of you will remain in my special place that when it is cold I will continue to have the warmth that you gave me. The thoughts that run through my mind as we walk hand in hand. I should not think of these emotions till tomorrow, yet for today you and I are together in our own way. You look at me into my soul, what do you see can this really be. Your hand tightens around mine and we walk, I feel till the end of time. Tomorrow is only in my mind for today is all that matters.

Ct Families
Ok so all these cherrytap families right? A few of us are gonna start one for those of us who are square pegs. Gonna call it CT Freaks and Geeks...We will support eachother in all our freaky geekiness! Whatever that may be!

Cerebral?
Cerebral Personality Test Results74% Cerebral Scoring highly suggests you are likely to be very inquisitive, exploring, scientific, contemplative, self-examining, and philosophical. Low scorers, will generally tend towards the opposite of the above. They will tend to be more conventional, less curious and analytical, less focused on the big picture / global variables, and more comfortable identifying as part of maintream culture. Take Free Cerebral Personality Test personality tests by similarminds.com

Melodrama Life
Its so tedious. And the same shit gets me pissed off and the same shit has me stressed. I need to stop crying or I am going to be dehydrated. Every small thing gets me crying and angry. I feel really low right now. The sun isn't helping this time either. And there is still a long time before I'm out. I can't wait until the summer time. I am never going to be home. I hate when people say shit, but they can't come out and tell you whats up to your face. They have to use the messenger game. I'm sorry but thats just not right. And worst of all I know why, they are to scared that I am going to bring up all the shit from the past and let it out. I'm not a fucking bitch, unlike them. So fuck that. I'm not touching any of Rafis shit any more. He can take all of it and shove it up his fucking ass like I said. And I'm sorry that people get stuck in the middle of everything, but you know what if your not going to stand up for me and have my back, mother, then you deserve to be in the middle of

My Generation
Music Codes - MySpace Layouts If only we could fly Limp Bizkit style John Otto Take em to the Matthews Bridge Can you feel it? My g-g-generation Get up! My g-g-generation Are you ready? Do you know where you are? Welcome to the jungle punk Take a look around It's Limp Bizkit Fuckin' up your town We downloaded the Shockwave For all the ladies in the cave To get your groove on And maybe I'm the one Who flew over the cuckoo's nest But guess who's next? (who?) Generation X Generation Strange Sun don't even shine through our window pane So go ahead and talk shit Talk shit about me Go ahead and talk shit About my g-g-generation Cause we don't, don't give a fuck, and We won't ever give a fuck Un-til you You give a fuck about me And my generation Hey kid, take my advice You don't want to step into a big pile of shit Captain's drunk Your world is Titanic Floating on the funk So get your groove on And mayb

Daily Troubles
Deafening silence- alone with your mind, Blinding darkness- and a place you can’t find. Crushing emotions- rain down in a flow, Turn quickly to hide- but there’s no where to go. Racing thoughts- and all your worst fears, Smiles and laughter- fed by trauma and tears. Taunting visions- of what lies ahead, And all that once was- has now become dead. Engulfing sadness- and loneliness known, All of your actions- even you can’t condone. Deep despair- then intense desperation, How can you tame- your angry frustration. Left knowing nothing- after all that you’ve learned, Desperately drowning- in tides that have turned. Frantic searching- but there’s no end in sight, Doing what’s wrong- just to anger what’s right. Wandering lost- just searching for hope, Using old methods- only now you can’t cope. Constant struggle- you battle uphill, Grabbing wildly- at space left to fill. Painful memories- of a past that is through, And anticipation- of what will come new. Trea

Friend/love Thoughts
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4.. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is

Drinkers' Fault Finding Guide
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear. Fault: Glass is empty. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Room is spinning. Fault: Somebody is spinning your barstool. Solution: Vomit on person doing the spinning. Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: Loss of self-control. Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog. After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training. Symptom: Lap cool and wet. Fault: Drooling on yourself. Solution: Change position so that y

Lost
She would have battled the heavens just to feel one touch Her soul would have gladly sacrificed itself just to see him smile Her gifts gave her insight Her energy felt his pain As she returns to the shadows a single tear does fall Perhaps if she had only found her voice Her would be her who now calmed his growing fears An her love which soothed his pain A sigh escapes as she glances back to him once more To loose that which you have never had is a fate worse than death itself To a heart which longs to love Nixy

Love Lesson For Everyone
If you ever have someone you are just maddly in love with and are happier with them then you have been in your whole live. Even if your excuse is they are to far away and you think the chance of it lasting is small. never i repeat NEVER break up with them even if it is for someone closer. You will spend the rest of your life regreting it. Trust me, I should know im still trying to get over that mistake myself. So, please dont make the same mistake I did if you ever fall in love dont let anything at all get in the way.

I'm Sick
I'm sick of being the outcast. I'm sick of getting harped on with everything I do. I'm sick of being told to act my age. I'm sick of being desprate for attention. I'm sick of nothing going my way. I'm sick of not being understood. I'm sick of not being good enough. I'm sick of my life.

Lmao--types Of Ummmmmm.......hehe
Types of Pussy...... LAZY PUSSY- this is when there is no movement on the woman's part except trying to stop full thrust of the dick into the pussy. She says faster; faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand. THE WENDY'S WINDOW PUSSY- This is the girl you pick up around 12:30 am, when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car because she knows the deal. She usually is not the best looking girl. You are never seen with this girl in public places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is no reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she even gets in the car. Nine out of ten times, there is no talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood. THE CONQUERED PUSSY- This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you do get your chance and you p

Hey To All Of My Friends
hey everyone i will try tongiht to get to stop by your profile and give you all some luv if i can i will do it tomorrow but i also what to let you all know that i hve some new prviate pics for my friend shelp your self and rate let me know what you think

Retarded Grandparents
This is to cute!! RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out. They go cruising in their golf

Excellent Advice From A Friend About Lies!!!!!!!!
Be True To Your Word..... Don't overpromise. Many lies feel necessary because you've gotten yourself into a situation and you don't know how to get out of it. You can start by not overcommitting yourself with other people. Only promise what you can realistically do. Don't make up too many rules for yourself. If you set yourself up by trying to be perfect, you will feel like you're failing and feel like you have to lie. Instead of "I am never going to be late for school again", try "I intend to stop being late as much as I reasonably can." Are others making you stick to rules that aren't realistic? Many times parents, teachers, employers, boyfriends or girlfriends box us into a corner by making us follow their strict rules. If you are in such a situation, you will find that you are lying because you can't possibly live up to their expectations. You need to talk it out with them. You may not be entirely successful - sometimes you can't change your parent's ideas, but you can ackno

The First Byte: Wrestlemania
This and future entries are courtesy of MAT WWE UPDATE The First Byte--WRESTLEMANIA! First let me say that it is good to be apart of the MAT family. I'll be dropping my predictions on upcoming WWE Pay Per View Events and give my two cents on things that are happening in WWE (character-wise). So if you get on me, please forgive me because I am trying to follow the storyline to the letter. Now for this first Byte, I'm gonna talk about my favorite subject in WWE: WrestleMania! It's like Christmas and New Year's rolled into one about this time of year. WrestleMania has given me some great memories in the last 22 installments. This year, I hope the tradition rolls on. But the question still is there: We know what it means to the Superstars of RAW and SmackDown and the Extremists of ECW. But from a fans standpoint, what does WrestleMania really mean to you? As a fan of 23 years I can tell you that WrestleMania means a celebration for both wrestler and fan alike. It's a

Chapter Three
THREE I was small growing up. Kind of odd for a kid who weighed over eight and a half pounds at birth, but then again, stranger things have happened. I was shorter than most of the boys in my class (I didn’t start putting on any real height until my junior year) but there are a couple of good reasons for that. Well, at least one good reason. I started school in the state of Florida, and at that time, Florida allowed children to start kindergarten a year earlier than almost any other state in the country. That’s why I was two years older than Marc, but three grades ahead of him. That was something that always ticked him off. So, in Mississippi, I was a full year younger than all of the other boys in my grade. This meant that I was smaller as well. I was skinny, too. I still am. Not thin. Not un-fat. But skinny. All through school, especially high school, I heard all of the jokes. “You’re so skinny that…” “…You have to run around in the shower to get wet…” “…You have to stand in the

When Women Dont Put Out???
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very ne

Poetry
Make love to me... Make love to me...I see it in your eyes so full of hot desire like a fire I want to drown in. Make love to me... I feel it in your touch your hands on my skin, they set me on fire. And only you can quench my desire. Make love to me your lips so filled of love they kiss the hidden places of my body till it aches, with a lust that only you can bring to me. Make love to me... my body and soul laid bare for you to mold reahing heights untold untill I explode. ~~SAMANTHA~~

Brokenman.....
Broken Man Somewhere inside of me, I die A sickness lurks, I’ll never find All my attempts, end in the vein. I lye awake, alone at night Trying to find, somewhere to hide. I haven’t figured out just yet. The only thing left, is my dreams And my pain, never seen in me. I’m so sorry, for everything. (Chorus)- So I smile, anyway. Hollowed eyes, hide, my mistake. I’ve paid in pain, to wear this disguise. And I feel your lies ß(soften voice) I hide my eyes. I fear this pain, will never heal You can’t understand, how I feel. Alone I seem to break. One more scar, I shouldn’t have take. Feeling cold, has sealed my fate. I have, no where to go, ill fate. Leaving this broken man, alone (Chorus)- So I smile, anyway. Hollowed eyes, hide my mistake. I’ve paid in pain, to wear this disguise. So I sing, I hide my eyes. ß (soften voice) Die alone. I lye awake, alone at night. Try

Hurt
some times things can be so good and yet inside your soo alone. but what hurts the most is when you try your best to get with someone and they play you for the fool you are....yea...im a fool should have just stayed away form her....but yet its not really my fault if she doesnt want me... just shows that im a fool for leting her got soo close to me... she doent even kno....but i think its all over now because im just so tired of getting hurt///feeling this way...i just wish something would change....mayb i shoudnt try to be with anyone because it might be best for me....well i dunno what i want just to be happy an have some one i guess.....mayb that day will come some time....

My Love.
This poem was not written by me, it was written for me. It was the very first love poem, first poem itself that i had recieved from a loved one of mine. Who was once someone i loved, but now can only be a memory. I am lost in a lovers dream, Holding back my will to scream. To shout to the world my dreams come true, About a love as sweet as you. I wonder why it's me you chose, To offer up that blod red rose. My heart still leaps at the thought Of smiles you love to me has brought. Now alone i'll never be, For your love shall follow me. To begin again with love anew, A love so pure, fresh and true. By Graeme K. Neilson

The Map
lol i put on of those map thingies that everyone is doin on my page and if all 1169 friends and 547 fans don't add themselves ill be pissed :-P not really, but it would be cool if some of ya did! have a great day all! *kisses* Cole

Top Ten Ways To Make A Difference!!!
TOP TEN WAYS TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!! 10.Think before you act.* What you do affects others. When you think first, you are more likely to do the right thing and every one benefits. 9.Encourage. Encourage people and set a precedent for them to encourage others. One day you, too, may need encouragement. 8.Help others. Helping leaves a good impression on those you help. In turn, they are likely to follow your example and help others. 7.Be honest. A world without trust is a world without faith.* 6.Respect others.* 5.Be kind. * Kindness encourages others and offers hope. * 4.Be patient.**** Tolerance goes a long way and is usually greatly appreciated.*** 3.Care about things. If you care about things your actions will reflect that care. ** 2.Be an example. Tell and show others how to make the difference.**** 1.Love others. ****

He Follows
He Follows I walk into the deep shadows His eyes on me I feel his presence Yet can not see Him Who is this man who follows What is his desire If he wants my blood I give it freely If he wants my soul It's his for the taking As I reach my door I hear his steps His Hand cold on my shoulder I offer him myself He smiles and turns Leaving a thought in my mind Just Soon As I go out again at night He Follows

Breaking News!!!!!!!!
Angela is being coerced into marriage by Mickey Mouse.This is an unholy union between a girl and an imaginary mouse costumed miscreant Please, atleast read and pray for God to afflict Mickey Mouse with herpes and boils.her story Also go to her best friends page, Andrea, and read her blogs for even more information. Thank you, and please, repost this and keep it going.... for Angel's sake. Show yoUR DIGUST for interspecies marriage by adding this banner to you profile or website. Thank you

Roping A Deer
I think that this is one of the funniest things I have ever read! Talk about a bad Idea.......! I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that since they congregated at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away) that it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home. I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, who had seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes my deer showed up - 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out fro

Do You Understand The Promise?
Open your minds and see with your eyes. Feel with your hearts and taste with your senses. Do not fall upon the wrath of my thesis and do not walk from your challenge. Pick up your sorrow and fight me you brute!.....Leave behind the gills of the carriage buckets, and crank the sail to the north bound earth. Sail your sleds in the side of my weakness, peel the nature from my origin. Keep what you have aside and never let go of the things I left you with. Between the isles of torn children and poorly grown adults, is the empty space between your ears. Love not the saddened wine spill left on your cuff, nor should you love the crumb left on your plate. It is not a commodity, its not a simple understanding.....its a promise. Trivial castings from a righteous scripture, is a bible not spoken in forms of heavens or hells. Its a pure open casket of fears and quams. Where is your place amoung the living?...this is the question of the next 5 levels of eternity. There is no room for mistaken j

Actual Writings On Hospital Charts
Actual Writings on Hospital Charts 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. 5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 7. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared. 8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 9.The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 10. Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. 11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful. 12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 13. She is numb from her toes down. 14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rat

Homicide In Her Blood
Slut’s with dirt filled minds, puss filled sores, and rotting flesh between her knees She’s got a gun with no bullets in it, poison darts with explosive arrows, 28 gauge shells in a double-barrel, a pointy knife with a shiny blade She’s got genocide on her mind, she’s got suicide on her mind, and she’s got homicide in her blood She’s the devil’s advocate, from melting genes, and when she tears upon you, you’ll know what I mean, and when she stares upon you, you’ll know what she means She’s got genocide on her mind, she’s got suicide on her mind, and she’s got homicide in her blood

Just A Sign That I've Been Thinking Too Hard!!
"There's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me." - Gretchen Kemp

My Brother
When I look upon a photograph. Not so long ago, not so faded. A picture of my beloved big brother. The memories had filled my mind. The times we cried and the times we laughed. How brother watches over me, Makes sure I'm not hurt. When I was sick, he made my lunch. We'd go on shopping trips. We thought we would grow old together. Through the years we thought it was true. Brother and I worked on model trains. Then time had come to call. My big brother had to go. He passed away, he went to eternal sleep. God is holding him as he sleeps. Until he comes to call. All I have are memories and a photograph.

My Pain Is My Pleasure
everyday i bleed black for you and still i soar high...the pain of not being able to touch you kiss your lips wake up next to a saint and go to sleep next to an angel....i hurt everyday and yet u pain me more because you dont see me at all...so mayb thats the way it has to be me and the crimson harmony i bleed....after all my pain is my pleasure and my heart is in a box inside my chest the thing is i have the lock but who got the key?

Well Kick Me In The Teeth
Fuck all the comments Bombers, they help who they feel will win after I asked these people, begged these people if they would please help they posted things for others and I helped the others too, this is a big fuck you to me, and I have no idea why,I wanted to be in the comment bombers, they said sure then they fucked me, by acting all that and getting all up in my face when I didn't see one of the Zillions of posts these people made day in and day out so I said fuck them, so I decided to join the CT MAFIA and for a whole 1 day they made me feel like I belonged to a group that made me feel like family then I see the guy on the same team as me get post after post that he is behind come on rah rah rah this guy I might also add is using the other comment bombers too they are also posting rah rah rah go team member WTF!!! look I shower everyday and I am a decent person but i will not use someone for personal gain and when its all over toss them aside until the next contest and thats exact

Tonight On World Rock Radio
WORLD ROCK RADIO CLICK ON PIC TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE WORLD ROCK RADIO LOUNGE ON CHERRYTAP 6:00PM EST DJ Lycan 10:00PM EST DJ Krash & The Bodyshop 12:00AM EST DJ Cru & The Disciples of Rock CLICK ON THE PICS BELOW TO TUNE US IN: FOR WINAMP: FOR DEFAULT MP3 PLAYER: ALSO CHECK OUT THE WRR STORE: DON'T JUST ROCK, WORLD ROCK!!!

This Time Its For Real
im deleting my accont, to much heartbrek, and im to insecure to be doing this so if you want to talk to me, you can email-blogger_x@hotmail.com (also a msn contact) aim-joninnokakashi yahoo-eli_the_masterful

Quiz Results
What kind of witch are you? You are a Light Witch! You are more powerful than witches of the Four Material Elements, but at first glance, its hard to tell. Ever calm and innocent, your soul shines bright and pure, and even the humans can see it. Though many may mistake you as a goody goody, you know otherwise. You fight to maintain the balance of nature, that above all else. Honor and duty are your driving force, and if that means you have to kill a thousand men, well... looks like you'll be leaving a lot of lonely women in your wake.Common Powers: Telekinesis- the ability to move objects with ones mind Invisibility- the ability to be unseenTelepathy- the ability to read thoughts, and plant them.Premonition- the ability to see the past or future.Light weaving- the ability to conjure and control light creatures, objects, and spells that nothing can destroy or kill but the user.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

A Dreamer's Friend
Have you ever held your pillow at night? Wish it had arms to hold you tight? Dreamed it was someone you could hold? Prayed it had lips to brush with yours? Heard his faint voice that made your heart soar? Had dreams of fantasies yet untold? A pillow is a dreamer's friend Never failing and helping till the end But to a dreamer, it is a friend through the night Always there to provide and endless canvas for dreams A sack of cloth and filling is all it seems Holding it close until daylight.

Life
Every once in a while life comes along and crinkles the fabric of comfort. It doesn't matter if your 50 and have it all figured out... or 15 and just finding out what it's all about! We've all been there, or are there, or are stuck there! What do you do? How do you define who you are or what you are when the world around, and within, is always and constantly changing? Who really makes much difference anymore? In a time where upstaging your fellow neighbor or improving on the already improved, where is there room for individuality and purpose? What line is left to be crossed, if 2 months from now some-else (and if not a friend or even loved one) is going to push that line another 2 inches! In a world of quick riches and faded glory, what honor is there in justice, humanitarianism, or universal achievement? Nothing will ever be good enough, nor will enough ever be good! When the moral, ethical, and spiritual fabric break down what is left is barely even a shimmering core of something pur

Exhale
dead lands shadow come all and see for yourself. some people cann't even feel it untill the reaper takes what little soul is left. so with the exhale of the last of your being, shaking nerveless,motionless,thankless,souless........

Soul Rebirth
when your feeling too dead to cry that's when you are done with it.cry nomore and live, darkness prevails only in the soul of the givin' up and withered. struggle on and turn one good turn again. slip only as far as can be recovered. bright is on the horizon so walk on with the living.

If She Only Knew
I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just f**k you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your

A Not Emo Blog?
The six guns loaded and im about to take a drive through the past on the road to redempotion. I ate subs today. They tasted ubber good. Yes i said ubber. Gotta problem with it, put it in the complaint box, i think its close to the north pole. Im entered in this contest for the sexiest male musician, Yall are gonna vote for me right? Even though im the fugliest you should vote for me cause your my friend and goonies never say die, or goonies never dont vote for their friend. somthing like that. Im not sure when the contest starts, but i will be sure to let you all know. Speaking of knowing, did you know that long island is the largest island in the continetnal united states! its true, my snaple cap says so.

Poem
if i could hold you just for a brief moment in time, it would be the greatest thing to happen to me in years. Being able to smell your skin, taste your neck as i dream of doing. Tasting your lips, sweet as full ripe cherries,being able to taste your tongue,to feel your breath on my face. ohhhh im just waiting for the day to come to come true.

Every Women Should Have
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wants to or needs to . . . A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a feeling of control over her destiny... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW

Y Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey all it me again:P....well my life was great and all untill a month ago....Mark(boss)and Lisa(roomate)used to go out way back when and they just started to talk and it was nice at first...then it went bad...and it felt like their a married couple and im their kid....im between them.....A:i live with lisa and after they talk its"mark this.....mark that" B:mark is my boss at work and everytime after they talk its "lisa this and lisa that"and i cant go home or work without them talkin bad and makeing my work shit and geting shity hours.....then.......my cell gets dissconnected......my enternet is gone....work sucks........and now to make it worse....IM MOVEING!!!!!my stupid landloard is selling my place and wants us out at the end of april or march..its either the two....and i cant sleep at all....im on day 2 of no sleep........my life was great....and now its the shits........y me is all i ask:("This time where are you houston is somebody out there will somebody listen:("...well im go

Antigua Carnival
ANTIGUA CARNIVAL Place: Antigua Date: July 28 - August 7, 2007 Comments: The Caribbean's premier summer festival -- Antigua's Carnival -- is celebrated each year during the last week of July and culminates on the first Monday and Tuesday in August. Come see the beauty that are the Queen of Carnival contestants, listen to the majestic performances from our steelband men, see the awesome talent of the Mr. & Miss Teenage contestants, and of course, come see the calypsonians duke it out for supremacy during the "Mother of all Shows" (The Calypso Monarch Competition).

Naughty Application
NAUGHTY APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position(s): 4. Do you think I'm hot: 5. Would you have sex with me: 6. Lights on or off: 7. Would you have to be drunk to have sex with me: 8. Would you take a shower with me: 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me: 10. Would you leave after or stay the night : 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards: 12. Condom or skin: 13. Do you give Oral pleasures: 14. Do you like to recieve Oral pleasures : 15. Have sex on the first date: 16. Would you kiss me during sex: 17. Do you think I would be good in bed: 18. Three sum: 20. How many times would you like to cum: 21. Would you use me as a booty call: 22. Do you like fore play: 23. What is fore play to you: 24. Can we take pictures of the act: 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you: REPLY THIS TO MY INBOX THEN REPOST THIS & SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiE

How To Speak About People And Be Politically Correct:
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not

Lifes Good
When shades of night begin to fall And the stars light up the sky, I travel back in time, Remembering days gone by. Happy days of childhood Running free in fields of flowers, Dens we made to shelter in To escape the sudden showers. Such different games we played then, Too many to recall, But in those golden years We were happy with bat and ball. We really had some good times When skies were never gray, I remember you and all we shared My dear friend of yesterday.

Brat's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep Said the brat with just a peep Spanked just right, my bottom's hot Will I be good, well of course NOT I teased and tested till he growled Then he spanked me till I howled Have I learned my lesson yet? Is it getting spanked? then I'm all set Stingy though my bottom is s'not as sore as that hand of his And where his fingers wandered to Was that spot that made me coo So when I lay me down to sleep I pray the lord my man to keep Cause he spanks me like he should With his hand and not that wood Warms me up with stingy spanks The kind for which I must give thanks Cuddles me and keeps me good The way I always prayed he would. If I should brat when next I wake I pray my panties down he'll take Then to spank me hard once more With love that warms me to my core.... (and now the one i never ever will have to use *grinz*) Punished prayer Now I lay across your knee To be

If (you) Are My Friend?,, Please Open This....ty
DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE *WINK*). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY

Confidence
I sat there staring down the barrel of my empty life, wondering why, so hoplessly. I couldn't picture all of these things going oh so wrong, your sentance cut me like a knife. --- So forget the very reason why we fell this hard, when all you've found out there is absent stares and no one cares, I just wanted to see you walk back through my door, I needed someone to tell me Im still here. --- Wake up from your wonderful dream Wake up and realize Take up for your lies, your sweet deciet You faked it, now admit defeat. --- Now tell me what's next, are you going insane? why don't you tell me what you really think. Please tell me there was a good reason why I came, at least just put it down in ink. --- Wake me up from this beautiful nightmare, tell me everything's ok. You said these things before, what makes me think, this time you might care? It's been a while since I wasn't broken. --- Just say the word, just tell

I Need Rates And Comment Bombs Plz!!!
RATES ARE MOST IMPORTANT! Please take a moment to click this pic and rate it for me in this contest and if you feel like bombing it, I will be forever grateful if you do! *hugs* Love you all! Crystal

Something I Read In Ng
I dont buy into this , just for the fact that I always orgasm . As a woman I find it my right to find pleasure for myself during the situation if he fails to provide. "A woman unconsciously uses orgasms as a way of deciding whether or not a man is good for her. If he's impatient and rough, and she doesn't have the orgasm, she may instinctively feel he's less likely to be a good husband and father. Scientists think the fickle female orgasm may have evolved to help women distinguish Mr. Right from Mr. Wrong."

Turpentine
Turpentine > >> > >> > >> > >>A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of Turpentine, shaking > >>it > >>up and watching the bubbles. > >> > >>A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. > >>The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, > >>it's > >>called turpentine." > >> > >>The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. > >> > >>If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's > >>belly, > >>she'll pass a healthy baby." > >> > >>The little boy replied, > >>"You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll > >>pass a Harley Davidson."

Pecans In The Cemetery
Subject: Fw: Pecans in the Cemetery > >> > >> > >> > >> > Pecans in the Cemetery > >> > > >> > On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just > >> > inside the cemetery fence. > >> > > >> > One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the > >> > tree, > >> > out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. > >> > > >> > "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. > >> > Several > >> > dropped and rolled down toward the fence. > >> > > >> > Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he > >> > thought he heard voices from inside th e cemetery. He slowed down to > >> > investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for > >> > you, > >> > one for me." > >> > > >> > He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. > >> > > >> > Just around the bend he met an old man with > >> > > >> > a cane, hobbling along. > >> > > >> > "Come here quick,"

The Color Of My Heart
Your Heart Is Pink In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't. Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time. Your flirting style: Coy Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant What you bring to relationships: Romance What Color Heart Do You Have?

A $h!tty Update...
Well, I got the job, didn't get the promotion(because I was unemployed for six months after just quitting my last job), and now the only two people I can stand working with at this job are probably going to be gone in two weeks... Damn I need to find a "good" job!

Honesty
So I have been wanting to write this for a while but wasn't sure how or what the right words would be, so I am sitting here saying to myself I am sure all that read this will understand because I believe all have had this happen in thier life at least once if not more. So take this walk with me and hear my words as the truth for what I am sharing is all that I am when I am alone surrounded by chaos. You say that you care and that all you feel is real. But behind your eyes I see nothing but your lies and jealousy. How dare you look at me and create this creation of deception. I want to believe your lies, my heart cries so loud to have these false words be true, yet now I see you as you really are, Scared and afraid of your own reflection for you don't even know this monster that stares back at you. You say that your sorry as the tears fall down your face, turning your guilt into my shame. I will not carry your actions as my mistakes, I am not the one to blame. You created this l

You And Only You...
It's amazing how I feel when I'm around you, How my heart pounds when you come into the room. I look at you and think: My God! How lovely! And everything I am bursts into bloom. I feel as though you must be mine, Not as a possession but a goal, Something almost unimaginable: The free devotion of my loving soul. As though I were about to enter heaven Or just within the hour condemned to die, My mind with one fierce thought keeps running over, With you, and only you, is where my heart lies.

Gnr Ftw!!!
One of GnR's best Songs...rare vid! I used to love her, but I had to kill her I used to love her, but I had to kill her I had to put her Six feet under And I can still hear her complain I used to love her, but I had to kill her I used to love her, but I had to kill her I knew I miss her So I had to keep her She's buried right in my back yard I used to love her, but I had to kill her I used to love her, but I had to kill her She bitched so much She drove me nuts And now I'm happier this way I used to love her, but I had to kill her I used to love her, but I had to kill her I had to put her Six feet under And I can still hear her complain

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 9 - I Don't Know How To Love Him.
After Jesus collapses from the insanity of the lepers and sick people, he is finally resting. If you watch these scenes carefully you will notice that he always looks tired and he is always trying to sit down, but then he always has to get back up. He just wants to rest. Part of the point of this show is to realize that despite what he could do, he was a man, and he had questions and doubts. Anyway, this scene is after he has fallen asleep on the temple floor and Mary comes and finds him and sings a song about loving him and being afraid. Enjoy. I hate this song.

Addiction
Im my humble opinion everyone is addicted to something. Food. sex. drugs. religion. The internet. The Internet. THE INTERNET. OKay. So im slightly addicted to the internet. Im halfass addicted to Myspace and only 50 % addicted to my messengers. For awhile I was 100 percent addicted to my messengers.... wait... forgive me... Im at least 75% addicted to my messengers still. Yahoo and Excite. I love the glow of the button saying "Hey biznatch someone wants to talk to ya" (I realy wish it would say that..that be cool...but annoying I guess after awhile.) I so would rather messenge then chat on the phone. I can do that and eat. I can do that and poo...I can do that and practially anything. I am so not giving my messengers up. For anything. I take back the 75% and raise it to 89%. I've met people addicted to food, crack, my blogs and masterbation. I am so not naming names on the last one... *coughMEcough* Mostly tho people are addicted to

Tonight On World Rock Radio
TONIGHT'S EVENTS: 6:00PM EST EGGS & KEGS SHOW CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER THE LOUNGE 8:00PM EST MAYHEM & RAGE CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER THE LOUNGE 12:00AM EST (Midnight) THE BLACK MASS CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER THE LOUNGE CLICK THE PIC TO BROWSE THE WRR LOGO STORE

Akon Don't Matter Song
I love this song.... It is so funny how easy we are to throw Relationships away and not try to work them out. Artist: Akon Song Title: Don't Matter Album Title: Konvicted Konvict Konvict Oh Ohoohwooe Oooh Ooohhwooe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you babe Cause we gon' fight Oh yes we gon' fight Believe we gon' fight We gon' fight Fight for our right to love yeah Nobody wanna see us together But it don't matter no Cause I got you Nobody wanna see us together Nobody thought we'd last forever I feel I'm hopin' and prayin' Things between us gon' get better Men steady comin' after you Women steady comin' after me Seem like everybody wanna go for self And don't wanna respect boundaries Tellin' you all those lies Just to get on your side But I must admit there was a couple secrets I held inside But just know that I tried To always apologize

My Horoscope For Today....
Scorpio Reward yourself for all the great things you have done for yourself and other people, dear Scorpio. You deserve to be treated like a queen, so make sure that you treat yourself as such. There are many times when you get so critical of the things you do that you end up punishing yourself unnecessarily. Give yourself a treat for being good instead of chastising yourself for being bad. At all times, however, you must remember that you are perfect just the way you are.

If I Could.......
If I could have just one wish,I would wish to wake up every day to the sound of your breath on my neck, The warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

I Am One Horney Bastard.
But don't I have the right to be? These ladies make it so easy to have free pr0n on here its not even funny! (Well, actually it is, but that's besides the point.) YOU LADIES MAKE ME HORNEY DAMN IT! (seems more like a rant than a post...) Ok, I'm fine now. I had to get it out of my chest or I would just explode. (wait a minute, that didn't sound right....oh well.) --Xonus

The Postal Service, Nothing Better
Nothing Better (Boy) Will someone please call a surgeon Who can crack my ribs and Repair this broken heart That you're deserting For better company I can't accept that its over, And now I'll block the door Like a goalie tending the net In the 3rd quarter Of the tied game rivalry. So just say how to make it right And I'll swear I'll do My best to comply. Tell me am I right To think that there could Be nothing better Than making you my bride, And slowly growing old together. (Girl) I feel I must interject here. You're getting carried away Feeling sorry for yourself. With these revisions, And gaps in history. So let me help you remember. I've made charts and graphs That should finally make it clear. I've prepared a lecture, On why I have to leave. So please back away, and let me go. (Boy)I can't my darling, I love you so. (Both)Oh oh.. (Boy) Tell me am I right. To think that there could Be nothing better Than making you my bride,

Love Tarot
Your Daily Tarot Today's Card Image - copyright 1998 Lo Scarabeo S.r.l. The Ace of Swords card suggests that you should stand up for yourself. Stick to the point, make yourself clear and compare your options objectively before answering or committing to take the next logical step. Understand or identify the cause. You get what you want by trusting your own personal convictions and inner voice. A strategy of asserting your independence, directing the questioning or getting right to the point could make you seem impersonal, indifferent or even bossy, especially if communications are related to romance or happen via cell phone or online. Sometimes you have to cut through the bull while protecting your privacy before you can establish trust or let down your guard. This is only reasonable. Keep your wits about you.

Because I Haven't Talked About This Enough!!!
Okay SO Of Course The Cougs Won Over The Huskies Okay No SUprise There..Sad Beans They Have A Late Game Again Tonight...I'll Be Up In The Hospital Watchin The Game WIth Miss Kendall And My Sweet Angel Aubriana Nichole. Woot Everyone. I Think Of That Girl And I Smile Inside.

Love Horoscope
Dear Kimberly, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Saturday, March 10: You need to try something new today, though it might not be immediately obvious what it is. Stick to your decision and try not to let your sweetheart talk you out of it.

The Ultimate Fantasy!
A relationship where there is no drama. No negativity. Something you can't get from a spouse or someone you live with. Sex between people that have no history but a past filled with happy thoughts. Impossible? Imagine meeting someone here on CT. You meet as entities of pictures and thoughts. You imagine each other in the perspective you choose, after all, everything is perspective. After flirting and feeling the butterflies rush through your body when you feel good about the attention you are getting, and the attention you give. Imagine talking nothing of good things....like love and sex and the beauty in people. Now meeting this person....both nervous, afraid that the other will be disappointed. Can you live up to there perspective. Though when you meet this person you find that they are as willingly oblivious to reality as you are. You make love to her as the Goddess you turned her into, and walk away knowing there will only be the memory of love and sex, and the beauty in it all.

Sorry But
Hi sorry but I am going to start removing some people off my list that I don't talk too.. I added people but they never chat.. so think it is pointless them being on my list.. not being nasty but to me it's not a contest to see how many people I can get on my friends list.. if I do delete you it's not that I don't like you.. it's coz you and I have not talked since you been added... be happy :)

Sunday 3/11/07
woohoo an extra hour of sleep! lol. Ok, not much going on, just woke DJ Cracker to remind of her show in an hour so be sure to tune in and request some songs from her she does an awesome show. Not doing much again today other than being lazy. The Phreik rooms are finally back up so I'll be chatting in there today, the waiting room was driving me insane lol. Have a good day all.

Music/ Concert
Well, last night was the best night I've had in a long time. I went to TOC w/ Steph, Niki (aka DJ Nikita) & Danielle. We arrived at Tinkerfield at 4:15pm hung out in the parking lot until the doors open. I was the D.D. so everyone else was downin' the beers while waiting. The first thing we did was hit up the t-shirt stands. I got an awesome shirt that Steph ended up wearing at the show. The bands were great. I met some other Echelon member that were fuckin' awesome! Love you guys! So, right before the sun setted I got seperated from everyone else. They just disappeared. So I tried lookin for them, couldn't find them. So I said fuck it, had a kick ass time anyway. I ran into the other Echelon again, they were soooo lucky. They got chosen to do volunteer work and hand out food to all the band members then later was able to watch 30 Seconds to Mars on the same stage they were performing on from the side. Oh, so jealous. 30 fuckin kicked ass like they always do. I was

Fake Proof
Haha i just got an add from a guy that had a totally fake pic. It was completely apparent that his pic was fake because the pic was black n white...the guy looked like an underwear model...and his underwear was white n purple! Gotta love that

Return To The Source
I had just come within the last paragraph of posting today's SOCS Bible study on Daniel 12 and I get an "Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and has to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience" message. After the five-second obligatory hair pull (AAAAAHHHHH!), I stepped back and thought that it wasn't looking very good as I'd written it. So let me look back at the source: 1 And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth for the children of thy people: and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation even to that same time: and at that time thy people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book. 2 And many of them that sleep in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to everlasting life, and some to shame and everlasting contempt. 3 And they that be wise shall shine as the brightness of the firmament; and they that turn many to righteousness as the stars for ever and ever. 4 But thou, O

What I Love About You
What I Love About You I love the way you look at me, your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, and the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, and glad that you are mine.

Rebirth
Many times i've been told that if a man ever wants to reach his paradise he has to pay the devil first. Over the past two months, my boxing training has been excruiating. Between the diets, blows, and insane workouts I have been pushed to the very brink. I have lost 20 lbs, am a lot faster, and have reached new levels of stamina. Yet its not over... I have realized once you climb the mountain there is yet another to climb. Through mental and physical discipline, I have been reborn. Each slice of pain has been worth it to reach the next stage. It has taught me everyone can change if they want it bad enough... a new stage has begun and i feel so alive

More About Me
Well let me see, On January 20, 2006 my late wife was diagnosed with cervical cancer. We decided that she would have a radical hysterectomy performed. Once the Specialist got inside to do surgery it had spread to her lymphnods so he closed up and informed us that she had to undertake radiation and chemo which she did. Rad every day for 8 weeks and 6 chemo treatments. In the first couple days of Aug 06 she was given the all clear. Then by the end of Aug she was diagnosed with a reoccurence and another round of chemo was ordered. By the 1st of Oct she was admitted into the hospital due to nausea and they found a block intestine. They worked to get her blood count up enough for surgery and on our 3rd anniversay she was taken into surgery to try to reroute the intestine. That was unsuccessful as well and I was told that she only had 3 to 5 months to live but to expect 1 month to 1 year. She was discharged to go home with hospice care and a moriphine pain pump. On Nov 20, 2006 my angel was

My Story!
Originally posted on wendsday may 24, 2006 my saddness an explanation this is my story: I have 3 children a 5 year old a 2 year old and a 1 year old(boy boy girl) now my 5 year old has been through a lot in his short life his father was abusive to me and my son thought he could protect me but their isnt much you can do when you are only a baby. Well by the time he was 2 he had a mental breakdown, biting himself, hitting his head against walls, putting himself in corners, screaming and crying. It broke my heart! Well when I was 7 months pregnant with my second son my ex decided that he didnt want us anymore and dropped us off in california (this being where I am from anyway) shortly after having my son I got pregnant again and had my daughter exactly a week shy from my middle sons birthday! Well everything was fine for a while and then near my sons first birthday he started to scream and cry for hours on end he would destroy everything in site I almost couldnt handle him almost g

Chocolate Said To A Lollipop
Chocolate said to a lollipop, "You are damn sweet." And then lollipop said, "Not as sweet as the person reading this!" Your smile makes me smile... Your talks make me glad.. Your company makes me happy... But your absence makes me sad... Always be with me my friend!!! Send this to all your friends in your list and also back to me. If I'm your friend. If you get more than 7 you are loved

Good Advice
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Tuesday 3/13/07
I'm writing this entry kinda late tonight lol but it was another uneventful day. Didn't do much but listen to DJ Cracker and DJ Renee on Crush FM and chat in Phreik now that the site is finally back up woohoo! lol. Anyway, that was pretty much my day. Hope everyone has a great night.

I Hate Everything And Everyone
everyone can go fuck themselves i really don't give a shit nothing matters if i just disappear no one would even notice or give a fuck maybe i would be better of then to stupid dumbass fuck offs

His "little Man"
On a cold and stormy night, It's a long ride back home. I drift back in time, As my thoughts begin to roam. Once you held my love, Right in the palm of your hands. But a stronger love took you away, To be with your "little man". You were such a proud Daddy, An exceptional father too. But the worst pain hit me, When I watched "her" with you. The love shone through in your eyes, With dedication to your family. I choked back my tears, As I watched you act happy. Plenty of sorrow was felt, When I broke the chains and set you free. But your happiness was my dream, Even when it didn't include me. Now as I reach my destination, I shake back to reality. To wipe away the tears, And set the past behind me.

Celebrate The Newest Holiday!!
It's time to celebrate! A few very brilliant gentlemen have created a new holiday. Here's how they explain it! (Note: the following text is directly from their web page) You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it

What Retired People Do
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town to go to the newsstand for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care..... I came down town on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08." I try to have a little fun each day now that

Hi
Ok im now officially bored...lol I got 5 other pics i can put in my album but what of not sure lol....Im listening to BLS and damn this song makes me feeling tingly inside lol hell this i sbad.I'm thinking of doing new shots to put on here and a couple of salute too and finally gonna have better pics of myself.once im done ill put them on here...Oh i might put my mini skirt too :P Anyone wanna spank me...im a bad girl LMFAO Anyways....im gonna change the music now lol.... Before i get myself into more trouble and i got a man too....lol im gonna get off this blogging.and blog some more later.... Later Evilkitty

This Too Shall Pass
My heart's a scar now Thick skin will never mend I've learned my lessons well I've felt destruction The harsh reality Eveyone leaves you in the end So tear the memories Burn them all (There is nothing you can say that can change it) I take them all back This is final (I have severed all the ties and am moving on) There's no forever You're all you'll ever have My hates eclipsing all This too shall pass This too shall pass They'll leave you hollow Stranded no hand to hold A bleak epiphany I take them all back I take them all back I take them all back

~~things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do.
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO. There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the p

Why?
What is this feeling? Why did things change? We were such good friends But it all ended You couldn't accept my life Couldn't accept who I am with You had no idea What true love was You're still trying hard To regain what was lost But you never can And I don't know if you will I truly do believe That I can come back But you lost something huge And you'll never get it back Directed towards a former friend, 3/15/07

Charm
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com Charm Just when you thought It was all worked out When all the lessons were learnt Mistakes were all paid for Just when you thought That the time was right For your great love Someone arrived who stole All of your breath away And charm diffused his charm Upon your body Magic had put lightness Into your heart once again Just when you thought It was all worked out When all the lessons were learnt Mistakes were all paid for Just when you thought That the time was right For your great love Someone arrived who stole All of your breath away And charm diffused his charm Upon your body Magic had put lightness Into your heart once again A false love bred Which was always deceitful It's not the first time That lies were sworn as truth Time will heal all things Pain will fade away Someone arrived who stole All of your breath away And charm diffused his charm Upon your body Magic had pu

Furb
(Bad words in this one) see i dont know why you cryn like a bitch talkn shit like a snitch whyd you write a song about me if you really didnt care you wouldnt want to share telln everybody just how you feel fuck what i did was your fault somehow fuck the presents, i threw all that shit out fuck all that cryin it didnt mean jack well guess what yo fuck you right back fuck what i did was your fault somehow fuck the presents i threw all that shit out fuck all that cryn it didnt mean jack well guess what yo fuck you right back you thaught you could really make me moan ive had better sex all alone i had to,turn to your friend now you want me to come back you must be smokin crack im goin elsewhere,and thats a fact all those nights i moaned real loud fuck i faked it..a ritual all those nights you thaught you broke my back well guess what Joe, your sex was wack all those nights i moaned real loud fuck i faked it...a ritual all those nights you thaught you br

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I have found a vehicle that I am still getting used to driving around. Since I haven't drove a stick since I was in high school I had to reteach myself. But I still lack a place to stay terrified that I will end up sleeping in my bronco.

38 Weeks Today!
I am really wanting to have this baby. I have my friend coming over to do accupressure on me to help stimulate going into labor. It worked last time. If it doesn't work my doctor said she would strip my membranes to help induce labor next week. Has anyone had that done? Did it hurt, and was it worth it?

This One Is For All The Women Out There On Cherry Tap Who Have Been Made To Feel Like A Piece Of Meat Or Treated With Disrespect
OKAY ALL YOU GIRLS THIS ONE IS FOR YOU ALL ON THE CT SITE I FIRST OFF WANNA SAY YOU ALL ARE WORTH MORE THEN WHAT MEN SEE YOU FOR AND IF ANY OF THESE NASTY ASS PISS ANTS HAVE EMAILED YOU OR LEFT RUDE PIC COMMENTS I GOT SOME RIGHT DOWN NASTY WORDS OF MY OWN FOR THEM . LISTEN UP ALL YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKERS IF YOU ONLY COME TO CHERRY TAP TO SEE THE WOMEN AND THERE PICTURES YOUR FUCKIN DESPERATE ITS APPARENTLY YOUR ONLY WAY OF SEEING TITS AN ASS AND YOU HAVE NO REAL FUCKING LIFE. WOMEN OF TODAYS WORLD HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR THEM SELF AND ARE MORE EQUIPED TO DEAL WITH ASSHOLES LIKE YOU EVERY DAY. I DON'T NEED SOME STUPID MOTHER FUCKER TELLING ME IM HOT OR IM CUTE OR IM SEXY I KNOW I AM I GOT A MAN TO PROVE IT. SECONDLY IF YOUR THAT HARD UP IM SURE YOU CAN FIND A HOLE IN A TREE SOMEWHERE AN SOANK YOUR MONKEY THERE PEOPLE COME TO CHERRY TAP TO MEET FRIENDS AN TRY TO BUILD DECENT FRIENDSHIPS IF I TRUELY WANTED TO HEAR ONE OF YOU IGNORANT FUCKERS SAY SHIT LIKE THAT TO ME ALL I WOULD HAVE TO DO I

Just Some Sappy Poetry. Enjoy..lol
i Dream of You thru the glimmer of life's intriguing destiny. Your thoughts, feeling's n compassion reach out n touch me. not only my heart, desire yet soul. my inner being's clarity.... for You, my passions grow. dreams of holding You or just being close... feeling our heart's beat ....i Cherish it most. running my fingers thru Your hair watching You sleep... the idea iz incomparable to beat. trouble n hardship's i know You must have gone thru make me yurn to do anything i can, for You. to see You wake...eyes sparkle in the soft candlelight ah wut an incredible sight..... love, passion, pure lust wud ignite if only i could make time sand still tasting Your soft lips like red wine never being able to get my fill content to be there for the rest of time to love You with my friendship, heart, soul... inner being wud be far more then i could ever know or ask for true. my darling.....i dream of You ________________________________________________

Seventeen
You're only 29 Got a lot to learn But when your mummy dies She will not return We like noise it's our choice It's what we wanna do We don't care about long hair I don't wear See my face not a trace No reality I don't work I just speed That's all I need I'm a lazy sod I'm a lazy sod I'm a lazy sod I'm so lazy Yawn I'm a lazy sod I'm a lazy Sid I'm a lazy sod I'm so lazy I can't even be bothered Lazy Lazy

Unsure Of What Sunday Will Bring
I am going home to see some friends after work today and I am really excited. I haven't seen most of them in over a year and I have missed them so. Oddly enough everyone thought I was married. I am hoping to get some ink this weekend too but I guess my tattoo artist has been quite busy since I left. Yet all this excitement doesn't keep me from worrying about what is going to happen Sunday when I get back. I tried to tell my roommate that I am doing everything I can right now to find a place to stay and I just haven't been able to yet. I asked him if I could atleast stay there Sunday night when I get back so I can go to work on Monday. He kind of made it clear that I can't. I am not sure what to do. Maybe by some odd chance I can find some cash while visiting friends. Then atleast I could stay in a hotel rather than sleeping in my truck or the shop. What am I going to do?

About Me...
About Me This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME, even if you don’t have any idea what the answers are, and send it back to ME. BUT FIRST, post a blank one out to all your friends so they can fill one out about you! Be honest! What’s my name? Where did we meet? Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me? When is the last time that we saw each other? Were you happy to see me? Do I drink? What was your first impression of me when we met? What's one of my favorite things to do? What is the best feature about me? Am I shy or outgoing? Do I have any special talents? Do you consider me a good friend? Would you come to me for advice? What is a memory we have once had together? Have you ever hugged me? Have you ever kissed me? Do you miss me? Do you think I miss you? Would you cry in front of me? What is my favorite food? Have you ever had a crush on me? If there was one good nickname for me, what wo

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I JUST WENT BACK TO THAT ASSHOLES PAGE THAT RIPPED MY PERSONAL PICTURE YESTERDAY AND I SEE TODAY HE HAS RIPPED A BUNCH OF MORE PERSONAL PICS OF WOMEN ON CHERRY TAP LADIES IM LEAVING THE LINK FOR YOU TO HIS PROFILE JUST IN CASE YOU ALL MAY WANT TO SEE IF YOUR PRIVATE OR PERSONAL PICTURE IS THERE THIS ASSHOLE SERIOUSLY NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON HE HAS NO BUSINESS RIPPING PERSONAL PICS AND I DOUBT THAT ALL THE LADIES IN HIS ALBUM HAVE NO CLUE THAT HE TOOK THEM OR RIPPED THEM IF ANY OF THE FURIOUS FIGHTING FIREFIGHTERS ARE ON TAP RIGHT NOW OR ANY OF THE COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS OF CHERRY TAP YOUR COWIRL IN PINK IS ASKING YOU ALL TO PAY A LITTLE VISIT TO THIS FUCKER AND LEAVE HIM SOME NASTY COMMENTS IT SEEMS HE HASNT GOTTEN THE PIC YET SO LETS GO RUN HIS FUCKIN STUPID ASS OFF OF CT >/b> mr right now 145@ CherryTAP

Ambulance....on Call Tonight In The Middle Of A Nor' Easter...
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Pure Emotion (by lostnhvn) The tension in the room was thick as wood. I stood there hoping that you wouldn't believe the horrible things I had just said to you. How could I be so cruel. My heart told me to reach out and grab you, hold you in my arms, and tell you that I was sorry. My pride, on the other hand, wanted you to hurt the way I did. We never fought like this. Why was tonight so different? You turned to me and with an icy cold tone, you said "I'm going out for a while. I think we need to be apart for a bit to cool off." With that, you were out the door. I stood there in disbelief. You've never left because of a fight. My body began to tremble, and I could feel the hot wetness in my eyes. The sobs overcame me and I slumped down in defeat of my emotions. I wondered where you were going, and when you'd be back. I wondered what we would say to each other when you returned. Maybe you were right. Maybe I was. It didn't really matter who was right or who was wrong. It rea

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There's Really Only One Holiday I Actually
truly really celebrate every year.........and it's not that i don't like Christmas or new years......love those holidays.....but this one has heritage to it and i dig it.......i'm not a person who believes everybody's Irish on st. patties day.....but just because you aren't doesn't mean you can't celebrate it quick history: Saint Patrick born in AD 385 in roman britain sold to slavery at 16....escaped after six years to study under Saint Germain....he had hopes to one day convert pagans in Ireland to Christianity but Saint Palladius had been appointed instead.....this cat transfered to scotland and St. Patrick became second Bishop of Ireland.....held this gig for 30 years and was a wee bit succesful when it came to converting.....he was locked up on several occasions by celtic druids.....on march 17 AD 461 he died....day's been celebrated ever since..... thing that makes the holiday a holiday is the folk lore behind St. Patrick.....rising people from the dead....he onced used

Confused Brain
I'm very interested in a guy. Who seems to be a very sweet man. Very patient understanding and does his best to do anything thath as to be done to help me raise my own self esteem and help me think better about myself. He says hes intrested in me to just doesnt want to rush things to fast. We call each other names like hun and sweetie but then again we can other people that every now and then. We did that in a chatroom and someone said we are datting. He didnt deny it! But yet weve never actually talked about making it offical yet. All he talks about is not wanting to rush things. I'm just so not fully awake yet lol and dont know what to think about all of this.

Larry The Cable Guy Qoute's
I love # 17........... The wisdom of Larry the cable guy....... 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis ? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the

Still Struggling After 70 Years Remembering Puerto Rico’s Ponce Massacre
Still struggling after 70 years Remembering Puerto Rico’s Ponce Massacre By Yénica Cortés March 21 marks the 70th anniversary of the Ponce Massacre in the southern city of Ponce, Puerto Rico. The anniversary serves as a reminder to the Puerto Rican people of the true nature of the island’s relationship with their colonial oppressor, and of the continued struggle for independence. The 1937 Ponce Massacre Puerto Rico has been a colony of the United States since U.S. troops invaded the island in 1898. Before then, the island was a colony of Spain. Spanish invaders brutally conquered the indigenous Taíno population beginning in 1493. Spain was forced to give up Puerto Rico, Cuba, the Philippines and Guam to the United States in the Treaty of Paris after losing the Spanish-American War. During the Great Depression in the 1930s, the conditions of workers throughout the capitalist world were declining. Unemployment, poverty and starvation were spreading. Like the rest

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrr, what in the hell is wrong with fucking ppl today... im tired of all the mother fucking bullshit...i just wanna crawl up in a damn cave for a few months...god do ppl ever think of other ppls feelings and how they fucking feel or do they just think about themselves all the damn time...yeah i have the answer to that..so anyways i feel a little fucking better that i have let some of this anger out on the damn pc.

New Contest Starting Up
I’m starting up a contest for the hottest pussy. Do you think you have what it takes to have the hottest pussy on cherry tap. If so I am looking for 10 hot ladies to bare there hot pussy and be voted on by everyone else. Winner will get a dozen roses. If you like to join please send me a link with the picture you want to use. When I have all ten then I will open up the contest. Thanks to all that join.

A Better Tomorrow
I never knew there would be a better tomorrow But you've come into my life and taken away all my sorrow My days of sadness are a thing of the past Because I have found true love at last My days of emptiness are gone for good Because you fill a void in my heart that you should You've opened a window You've shown me the light And my love for you will continue to burn bright.

Is There Really Life Out There?
Lately I have been so depressed. I haven't been talking to anyone. I have secluded myself to a couch in a livingroom. I feel so alone. I just wish I wasn't. I am sorry to all my friends that have experienced my alienation. Sometimes I feel worthless and discarded. So I crawl into a fetal position and wish it all away until I realize it's not going to go away until you make it go away. I am drowning myself in alcohol right now. Thank God I don't have a vehicle. I am just to down and out right now, I would be the dumb mother fucker to get behind a wheel with the balls of titanium. I am alone. I left him in the end of January and I don't have anyone now. I don't know how to make friends unless they are online and half the people I used to talk to on a regulat basis don't talk much anymore. I always was told to not trust anyone. Everyone has a hidden agenda and you should keep your guard up at all times. Is this true? Should I pass out at this computer waiting for someone to talk to me

Wanna Hear Bucky Covington's Opry Debut?
Here's the link to the Opry Archives. Bucky comes in about 38 minutes into the file, you can go straight to it without listening to the first half hour. He was awesome and just listening to it takes me back. Hope you enjoy it and if you have GAC channel, Bucky will be on again April 7th and that show will be televised. :) Bucky's Opry Debut Audio Join Bucky Nation-Get an AUTOGRAPHED CD!! HUGS! CJ

Walmart
Tuesday is going to be a big day for me, I get my money finally, and I am going to go and buy a laptop, Digi SLR cammy, and a TATTOOO!!!! woot woot. Then go to class in pain. The pain is all worth it. My brother blew through his money quick, a 1600 dollar laptop for school, a 2700 dollar gaming computer, [super souped up, 2 vid cards] and he is going to get a car, [he can't drive yet]....woooot. well offf to wal mart I go, until 7pm. cya

(i Will Try To) Fix You
I just happened upon this song...please listen to it and sing along, let the words sink in. Hopefully it will instill in you the desire to be a better friend, a non-judgemental listener and a shoulder to lean on, as well as give you a more positive outlook on tomorrow when life doesn't seem to going your way. When you try your best but you don't succeed When you get what you want but not what you need When you feel so tired but you can't sleep Stuck in reverse When the tears come streaming down your face When you lose something you can't replace When you love someone but it goes to waste Could it be worse? Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you High up above or down below When you're too in love to let it go If you never try you'll never know Just what you're worth Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you Tears stream down your face When you lose something you

What Is Your Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Heart Of Glass
Ooh ooh ooh whoa. Once i had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a heart of glass. Seemed like the real thing, only to find mucho mistrust. Love's gone behind. Once i had a love and it was divine. Soon found out i was losing my mind. It seemed like the real thing but i was so blind. Mucho mistrust. Love's gone behind. In between "what i find is pleasing" and "i'm feeling fine", love is so confusing. There's no peace of mind if i fear i'm losing you. It's just no good, you teasing like you do. Once i had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a heart of glass. Seemed like the real thing, only to find mucho mistrust. Love's gone behind. Lost inside. Adorable illusion and i cannot hide. I'm the one you're using, please don't push me aside. We coulda made it cruising, yeah. Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light. Ooh ooh ooh whoa. Once i had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out to be a pain in the ass. Seemed like the real thing only to find

What Color Purple Are You
You Are Grape You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that. People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts. You are also very grounded and practical. No one is going to sneak anything by you. People enjoy your fresh approach to life. And it's this honesty that makes you a very innovative person. What Color Purple Are You?

My Dating Style??????
Your Dating Style:Committed Relationship You are all about being in a committed long term relationship. You are all about the love and security that it brings. 'What is your dating style?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Once Upon A Star
I gaze up at the sky each night and find the brightest star. It's always waiting there for me so close, but yet so far. The star winks in the evening sky and reaches out to me. It magically appears each night for all the world to see. I've wished upon this special star my whole life through, it seems. I've closed my eyes and made my wish of hopes, and plans, and dreams. And then, one day I got my wish for I finally met you. You are that someone special who's made all my dreams come true. So now whenever we're apart I find that same bright star. It makes me feel so close to you no matter where you are.

Our Two Hearts Will Beat As One
Every second I spend with you Really is a dream come true. When I'm with you I feel so free I truly am as happy as can be. When I see you my heart races I could spot you in a million faces. Whenever the phone rings, Or my mobile dings I hope and pray it will be you Telling me your love is true. My life without you would be a mess I would be in total distress. So I'm sending you this to say I love you more with every day. Soul mates we are forever and ever Let's hope one day maybe we can be together Until our life here on earth is done Our two hearts will beat as one.

Hot Hot Hot
You lay there on my bed. Looking good enough to eat. Sugar on your beautiful belly. Sexy rosy glow on your naked body. I touch you gently between your thighs so wet from excitment. I take a strawberry from my bowl swirl it around your belly. Bring it to your lips for a taste. You take a bite and moan enjoying the flavor. Then rub the half eaten berry over your erect nipples. Then take each one into my mouth to suck the sweet juices from them. You moan for more. I kiss you passionatly as i slip two fingers in your warmth. Dunking another strawberry in the sugar and take a bite. While tease you by slowing moving my fingers in and out. You beg me to move faster. But instead i take them out and replace them with a strawberry twirl it around to mixing it with your own sweet juices. Take a bite a savor the mixture of both you and the red fruit. The sugary juicy mixture all over you belly is to good to resist. So I begin to lick it off. While massaging your breasts and rubbing your n

Well Done
A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her ouside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then the cat. Then he goes back in "3 more times" without bringing out anybody or anything. So a bystander is curious and asks him, "Why do you keep going back into your burning house and not coming out with anything?" The man replies, "I'm turning over my mother in law.

Worlds Change, That's Just How It Goes.
My world seems to have turned upside down but by what I can't fathom.The path that I was on somehow disappeared beneath my feet. But I keep on walking, and it seems that straying from the path I was set orginally set on is good. Better than perhaps having stayed in the first place. Everything is new and exciting even though I can't quite get a grip of what I truly want. Maybe it's because I don' know. I don't know what is destined for me, and I find. . . I like it.

A Most Unique Survey, Click And You Will Not Regret - That's A Promise
PART ONE: YOU and your life 1. Were any other names considered for you at birth? I have no idea but im sure a boy name as Dad wanted a boy! 2. What was the day, date and time for your birth? Wednesday June 25, 1969 1:49 a.m 3. So how old will you be this year?Ahem.. whispers.. 38 4. Where do you dwell? [Where are you from, lol]Indiana 5. What is your astrological sign? Cancer 6. Do you check your horoscopes regularly, and do you believe in them? Check it often, believe it seldom. 7. What are your typical [starsign] qualities?moody, honest, nourishing, devoted , dedicated and faithful.. loves the water 8. Who are you compatible with? Pffffft if I knew would I be single?? 9. What kind of house do you live in? Apartment 10. What’s the name of your street/close/road? 12th Street 11. Who do you live with? My natives( my kids) 12. What rooms are in your house?ummm I see a kitchen, a living room, a bathroom and some bedrooms and lots of closets!! 13. Where is your room? ot

Mother Holle
There was once a widow who had two daughters - one of whom was pretty and industrious, whilst the other was ugly and idle. But she was much fonder of the ugly and idle one, because she was her own daughter. And the other, who was a step-daughter, was obliged to do all the work, and be the cinderella of the house. Every day the poor girl had to sit by a well, in the highway, and spin and spin till her fingers bled. Now it happened that one day the shuttle was marked with her blood, so she dipped it in the well, to wash the mark off, but it dropped out of her hand and fell to the bottom. She began to weep, and ran to her step-mother and told her of the mishap. But she scolded her sharply, and was so merciless as to say, since you have let the shuttle fall in, you must fetch it out again. So the girl went back to the well, and did not know what to do. And in the sorrow of her heart she jumped into the well to get the shuttle. She lost her senses. And when she awoke and came to herself aga

Little Red Cap
Little Red-Cap Once upon a time there was a dear little girl who was loved by every one who looked at her, but most of all by her grandmother, and there was nothing that she would not have given to the child. Once she gave her a little cap of red velvet, which suited her so well that she would never wear anything else. So she was always called little red-cap. One day her mother said to her, come, little red-cap, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine. Take them to your grandmother, she is ill and weak, and they will do her good. Set out before it gets hot, and when you are going, walk nicely and quietly and do not run off the path, or you may fall and break the bottle, and then your grandmother will get nothing. And when you go into her room, don't forget to say, good-morning, and don't peep into every corner before you do it. I will take great care, said little red-cap to her mother, and gave her hand on it. The grandmother lived out in the wood, half a league from t

Rumpelstiltskin
Once there was a miller who was poor, but who had a beautiful daughter. Now it happened that he had to go and speak to the king, and in order to make himself appear important he said to him, I have a daughter who can spin straw into gold. The king said to the miller, that is an art which pleases me well, if your daughter is as clever as you say, bring her to-morrow to my palace, and I will put her to the test. And when the girl was brought to him he took her into a room which was quite full of straw, gave her a spinning-wheel and a reel, and said, now set to work, and if by to-morrow morning early you have not spun this straw into gold during the night, you must die. Thereupon he himself locked up the room, and left her in it alone. So there sat the poor miller's daughter, and for the life of her could not tell what to do, she had no idea how straw could be spun into gold, and she grew more and more frightened, until at last she began to weep. But all at once the door opened, and

The Queen Bee
Two kings' sons once went out in search of adventures, and fell into a wild, disorderly way of living, so that they never came home again. The youngest, who was called simpleton, set out to seek his brothers, but when at length he found them they mocked him for thinking that he with his simplicity could get through the world, when they two could not make their way, and yet were so much cleverer. They all three traveled away together, and came to an ant-hill. The two elder wanted to destroy it, to see the little ants creeping about in their terror, and carrying their eggs away, but simpleton said, leave the creatures in peace, I will not allow you to disturb them. Then they went onwards and came to a lake, on which a great number of ducks were swimming. The two brothers wanted to catch a couple and roast them, but simpleton would not permit it, and said, leave the creatures in peace, I will not suffer you to kill them. At length they came to a bee's nest, in which there was so

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There was once a country man who had money and land in plenty, but however rich he was, his happiness was still lacking in one respect - he had no children. Often when he went into the town with the other peasants they mocked him and asked why he had no children. At last he became angry, and when he got home he said, "I will have a child, even if it be a hedgehog." Then his wife had a child that was a hedgehog in the upper part of his body and a boy in the lower, and when she saw the child, she was terrified, and said, "See, there you have brought ill-luck on us." Then said the man, "What can be done now? The boy must be christened, but we shall not be able to get a godfather for him." The woman said, "And we cannot call him anything else but Hans the hedgehog." When he was christened, the parson said, "He cannot go into any ordinary bed because of his spikes." So a little straw was put behind the stove, and Hans the hedgehog was laid on it. His mother could not suckle him, for he w

The Two Kings' Children
There was once upon a time a princess who was extremely proud. If a wooer came she gave him some riddle to guess, and if he could not guess it, he was sent contemptuously away. She let it be made known also that whosoever solved her riddle should marry her, let him be who he might. At length, three tailors fell in with each other, the two eldest of whom thought they had done so many dexterous jobs of work successfully that they could not fail to succeed in this also, the third was a little, useless harum-scarum, who did not even know his trade, but thought he must have some luck in this venture, for where else was it to come from. Then the two others said to him, just stay at home, you cannot do much with your little understanding. The little tailor, however, did not let himself be discouraged, and said he had set his mind to work on this for once, and he would manage well enough, and he went forth as if the whole world were his. They all three announced themselves to the princess,

Comment And Tell Me Your Thoughts
"Words don't just make a man ... it is his actions and loyalty to what he feels is true in his own heart that justifies the means of himself and the others around him ....never confuse that with the justification of persuasion of past and previouse events from others....for we are all different and special in our own unique and mysterious ways....."

Daddy's Girl
Daddy's Lil' Girl Anger, Sadness, and Fear I am always alone You are never here Holding tight to the phone If I am lucky you will get time to call I know this is something you must do Slowly the tears begin to fall I ask myself, Why must I love you As a little girl my daddy would go Eighteen wheels always calling his name Sitting at the end of the driveway all alone It wasn't his fault, he wasn't to blame Daddy was doing what he had to do Sitting in that truck day in and day out When I was small I had no clue Now I know what it's all about Never would I be with a man that left That was the promise I made Now I can laugh at myself And the anger begins to fade For a girl will marry a man like her dad It was you I picked for that reason Loving you will drive me mad But I will stand by you season to season There are eighteen wheels calling your name And I know you're not to blame I will spend the rest of my life happy and glad Because I was lu

*smirk*
Never Again – Kittie An act of desperation When will this ever end? My sorrow turns to hatred 'll get my sweet revenge Lies, deception I've never been so strong Lies, deception You've never been so wrong Never again will I let this Never Again You'll beg for mercy now Never again will I let this destroy my plans You'll beg for mercy I'm bitter to the core now I've seen those kindoms fall All trust has crumbled slowly I'll build up higher walls Lies, deception I've never been so strong Lies, deception I've never been so wrong

Dragon Fire
Dragon-Fire A sultry turn of voice, or just the eyes, can stir the fire and make the dragon rise. I never know what prompting will succeed in summoning the dragon's need to feed, but suddenly I feel the earth below begin to quake and quaver, then to grow. The birds that nestled calmly in the trees take flight in the excitement of a breeze that seems to carry lush and musky scents that seep out from a thousand fragrant vents and fill the humid air with tastes of flesh, then wrap me 'round in all their gauzy mesh. It lumbers out from deep within its lair, inhaling fertile sparks that lace the air, bristling with a sudden urge to leap, it shuffles off the ghostly chains of sleep. It centres every sense upon the source that tantalised its now awakened force, with sinews charged like electric strings, it arches back and spreads its leathery wings. With rushing strokes that claw the air and bite, it leaps and lifts its agile length to flight. It rises in a spiral through the layer

Angels Wear Wigs Too
ANGELS WEAR WIGS TOO I sat looking up at the blazing sun burning the clouds with his beard. The wind stung my face with salt like a swarm of angry bees. I watched the sea splash up and down as it fucked the sky and licked the horizon. I saw a man fall from the sky followed by his wings. And as I witnessed these events, I could only think it strange that Angels wear wigs, too By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.

Four Worms
Four worms Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day: First worm - dead Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive. Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Paddy Day Aftermath
To blog or not to blog, that is the question. For it is nobler in the mind, blah blah blah, whatever…who wrote that shite anyway? I’m not feeling very artistic today. But I have been telling every one that I am going to write the St. Patrick’s Day blog. So, this is me, sitting here at work, when I should be working. But, I have not done crap all day, so why start now. I really wanted to write this blog. To tell you all what a fabulous time I had. And I did. Don’t get me wrong. It was all great and wonderful. It was even better to be able to share my pics with Sean and Joey. And how it made them smile. That to me means everything in my world. To have my brother and my love happy and give me a smile. That’s all I need to make my day complete. But the excitement has worn off. As now I am back in the real world. The world full of loss, hurt and pain. A world where I have to realize the place that Sean is in. Realize that I just can’t be there with him right now. The place where I h

New Commant Vpicemail Option Pleaae Use
hey everyone i added a new comment system on my profile towards the top for voice comments so please call it and use it thanks and im using fo0r a message box to all the boys and girls in middle east so if u wanna send a message call it and leave amessage thanks

Hi Everyone Please Read
This is a good friend of Executioner's!My name is Tammy! He is in the hospital and is doing a lil better than he was! If any of you want to stay updated please contact me at ~TammyB3306~ Vice President For Club House CT@ CherryTAP Please keep Executioner in your prayers along with his family! Thanks everyone! (repost of original by 'EXECUTIONER/PRESIDENT AND OWNER OF CLUBHOUSE CHERRY TAP' on '2007-03-20 16:24:52')

Help Me Out
I AM SO CLOSE TO LEVELING UP..PLEASE STOP BY AND RATE MY PICS/FAN ME/RATE ME...HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL SOON...ALSO, I KNOW HAVE A WEBCAM FOR ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO VEIW, JUST SEND ME A MESSEGE...HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL SOON AND MAYBE YOU SEE ME..LOL

Thanks
I just want to thank everyone for the warm and fast welcomes I received. You were all so helpful in getting me started and learning this site quick. Kudos to you all and this site is definitely better than myspace or some of the others I have been on. I love it here and thanks again to all of you.

100%
Mathematics From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kiss ing wi ll take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowl

True Love Is A Lifetime
True Love Is A Lifetime Love only comes once, so don't miss it! When you find it, don't let it go. Know when it is true it will be for you. Trust you soul, your soul will trust you! Look to the stars to see the light. It will bring a true love. It will make you honest and true. Love will be for you! Let love in and don't let it go 'Cause without it you won't know. Life is about love, and that's why I have you. When things are dark there are always stars. So look up to the night, you'll find the light. When you see the light, grab it tight. Don't let it go, things will be all right. I will love you for the rest of my life. I'll Make you my wife, with love and respect! To spend with you the rest of my life! www.hostdrjack.com

To My Friends And Family
FYI: The people who know me will notice that my pictures and profile has changed. I am using it in part of a study for the great sphere of learning and insight gaining for a class. My albums that have my pictures in them are only for those who fan/add/rate me or my close friends and family. I will open my pictures up every so often.. hopefully at least once a day, and will post a bulletin stating when they are. ------------------------------------------------------------

Whats Annoying About Ct
Ok so first, the thing that is most annoying about all "friends" networks in general is as a male its hard as hell to meet anyone on here. If you try to say hi to another guy, as a general rule 1 of 2 things is going to happen. Either you simply won't get a response or all of a sudden you're somehow a homo. I'm sorry, how did you manage to translate "Hi mate" into "I wanna shove my cock in your ass". Seriously!! And trying to talk to women is almost equally as difficult, because they either ignore you because they've been completely flooded by guys and don't have the time to reply to everyone, or all of a sudden you're a sleezey asshole who is only interested in one thing. Ummm, again...how did you translate "Hi, hows your day" into "Lets fuck"? Seriously!!Here's something thats going to come as a major surprise to alot of you! ready, wait for it....not everyone is here to get sex. :D There are plenty of people who are here just to make friends or pass time by talking to randoms.

Christina,danity Kane And The Pussycat Dolls...
Friday my best friend Heidi and me are heading to the city to see the Back to Basics Tour ...gonna have a fuckin blast... ...getting a much needed mama's vacation/break....aka MOMS ON A MISSION... Hittin the clubs after and then walkin all over the city Sat then a show. Im psyched...I

Laser Paint Bucket
While using StumbleUpon, I found this video: Laser Light Paint Bucket Go ahead and let the kids draw on the walls. It's of a product they're going to be marketting to kids, but it looks so neat I'd like to have one.(God, I'm such a geek, ain't I?) tag: geek, laser, toy, painting, technology-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Cereal!!!
Right then... I just had some cereal... and DAMN it was good. Earlier I went out to one of the local (all three of them) watering holes and had a wet burrito. I couldn't get past all the friggin lettuce to tell if I was actually eating a burrito. All I know, is that they are lucky the Molson only cost me $1.50, or I'd have been steaming. But really, this cereal was awesome. And I'm sick, can't really taste much... but between that and the fact I smoke menthols, holy crap was that satisfying. Almost like sex. No, wait... not that good. Well I guess it depends on the sex. There is bad sex out there. I digress. Point of the story is this... go into your kitchen and make some cereal!!! Cold milk is great when you're sick. Just avoid the chunks! More later... Cheers

What Is A Son?
What is a Son? A son is a warm spot in your heart and a smile on your lips. In the beginning, he is charmingly innocent, putting his complete trust in you. He comes to you for a hand to hold and for the security only your arms can provide. He shares his tales of adventure and knows how proud you are of his discoveries and accomplishments. All his problems can be solved by a hug and a kiss from you, and the bond, you share is so strong it is almost tangible..... Time passes, and your innocent little boy starts to test his limits. He lets go of your hand to race into the midst of life without thinking ahead or looking both ways. His problems have grown along with him, and he has learned that you can't always make his life better or kiss his troubles away. He spends much of his time away from you, and though you long for the closeness you once shared, he chooses independence and privacy. Discoveries and accomplishments aren't as easy to co

Seeing Eye Dog
A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs." Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was eve

Thoughts For The Weekend
Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just remember,if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. If raising children was going to be easy,it never would have started with something called labor! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. But Most Of All, Remember ! A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

A Burning Desire
i hold you close you feel my warmth a burning desire holds us together a needing to touch to taste, to kiss a mood gets set an enchanting spell cast a candle flickers incence fills the air Passion brews kisses intensify clothes scatter bodies primed and ready for whats to come slick and wet bodies collide an intimate coupling a beautiful release a binding of souls a new creation my new love to have and hold and love and be loved is now my only burning desire

Peta
I freaking hate this group.They are total hypocrites and mindless drones.Now don't get me wrong.I'm not into abusing animals by any means but PeTA has been shown time and time again to contradict itself and support terror groups suck as ALF and also spends maybe 2 to 3 percent of it's 25 million budget on actually saving animals and the rest on PR.They've killed 95% of the animals they take in.Now for a group the says they want total animal liberation why is it nessessary to kill so many animals?Makes no sense to me.

A New Beginning (by Outlaw Angel)
A new beginnning a fresh start maybe a mending for the heart. A new beginning a chance for us to see What there can be between you and me. A new beginning with my body aflame And i hope that you want and feel the same.

To Love You......
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TRUE KEEPING YOU IN MY HEART WE WILL NEVER PART ღ WHEN I THINK OF YOU YOU ERASE AWAY MY BLUES I LIVE FOR THE DAY WHEN YOU WALK MY WAY ღ NOTHING COULD REPLACE THE SMILE ON YOUR FACE LIGHT IN YOUR EYES MELTING MY INSIDES ღ DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN TO ME LOVE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE HOW TO EXPLAIN ALL MY LOVE BRIGHT LIKE THE SUN ABOVE ღ DREAMS OF BEING TOGETHER WRITTEN IN LOVE LETTERS SIGNED WITH LOVE SEALED WITH A KISS NOTHING DID WE MISS ღ

Lets Play You Fucki Coward
YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME BY MARKING MY PICS NSFW LOL NOT TRUST ME YOU FUCKING PIC YOU WILL NOT KEEP ME DOWN LIKE I SAID YOU WANT A FUCKIN WAR WELL NOW YOU GOT ONE YOU FAT ASS NO GOOD DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT YOUR A LITTLE FUCKIN PIECE OF TRASH THAT NEEDS TO GROW THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKIN CUNT! BACK THE FUCK OFF YOU ARE ASKING FOR MORE THEN YOU WANT YOU BITCH.

What Is A Friend....?
I keep thinking I've made a friend then I find myself being somewhere at a certain time, believing the "i'll see you later" be it in real life, or online. I trust and I get let down. My faith in humanity dwindles daily. My belief in the words of other people is destroyed by their actions. I climb top my bed hoping dawn tomorrow brings change....

Time To Saddle Up The Horses Again...
So... Tomorrow night I'm off to OKC again! I miss being home sooo much. My ex-roomie (S) is coming with this time (she came with once before... way back in July)... And she's going to be doing most the driving, so hopefully I won't be in constant pain this trip... (Although mother nature seems to have other ideas in mind for keeping me in constant pain)... We are going to be down there till sometime Monday night... I'd love to stay till like tues or wed... but I'll already be missing one class to come down and have mandatory attendance classes on Tues... I am going to be there to take my computerized test for being a TSA... I really hope I do well on it... I think I would like that job... Plus the pay for part time is about the same as I make working full time at my current job. I am also going to be seeing if I can find friends to help with the move... Yep... It's getting close... I plan to move everything out of the house in MN the second to last weekend

My Collection So Far
This should say what kind of movies I like. LOL :) Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities 1. Batman the Movie (Adam West) 2. Batman 3. Batman Returns 4. Batman Forever 5. Batman & Robin 6. Batman Animated Volume #1 7. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm 8. Batman: SubZero 9. The Batman and Superman Movie 10. Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman 11. Batman Beyond Movie 12. Batman Beyond: Return of The Joker 13. Superman the movie 14. Superman II 15. Superman III 16. Superman IV 17. Superman Returns 18. Batman Begins 19. Spider-Man 20. Spider-Man 2 21. DareDevil 22. Elektra 23. X-Men Collection: X-Men/X2 24. The Incredible Hulk 25. The Return of the Incredible Hulk/Trial of the Incredible Hulk 26. The Death of the Incredible Hulk 27. Star Wars I: Phantom Menace 28. Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones 29. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 30. Star Wars IV: A new hope 31. Star Wars V: The Empire strikes back 32. Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi 33. The Story of Star Wa

Top 10 Biggest-breasted Superstars
1) Chelsea Charms - 153XXX 2)Cindy Fulsome - 12QQQ 3)Plenty Uptopp - 127PPP 4)Maxi Mounds - 42M 5)Minka - 44KK 6)Traci Topps - 34JJ 7)B.B. Gunns - 76HHH 8)Pandora Peaks - 72HHH 9)Crystal Gunns - 46GG 10)Donita Dunes - 44GG

Just Another Soldier
I stand on a Pedestal you put me here. You don't know me not even my name. You call me a hero. I'm no better than the rest. Many came before me and now lay to rest. I wear a flag on my arm and my name on my chest. I'm just another soldier. I lay my life on the line for my country and this land. I'm way across the desert fighting in the sand. My brothers falling around me going home in flag draped box. Yet I'm still standing solid as a rock. I will not quit because my brother is gone. I took my oath I will carry on. I'm just another soldier. I know some can't be here though they wish they could be. I'm here for you my neighbor because freedom don't come free. Don't worry that you can't be here my true brother or my friends. I'm fighting in your place. If I fall down and die don't let them call me a disgrace. I'm fighting for the politician who gave himself a raise but won't put on a uniform and join me in this place. I'm just another soldier. I will stay t

My Only Friend
Frigid to the core Pain my only friend Anger harbored deep inside Trust me i will let you down Allow you to fall Show you the world you dont want Take me in like poison I'll lick my lips Give you a kiss worth remembering Then steal your soul Course through your veins like a bad disease Wish to forget me Toxic blood pour from these wounds Enchanting eyes put you under a spell Naked inside Break me again Make me scream again Pain, my only friend

Moving Forward. . .
As I ponder moving forward in my life and reflect on the years gone by, often one is forced to re-evaluate the things that work in their lives currently, the things that will get them to where they want to be, and the things that won't. And sometimes we have to make hard choices and hard changes to achieve that end result. Growing up is hard. And some of us struggle with it more than others. Some of us will never get there. Others seem to be there for a while but then recede back into their childhood, a time when life was safer and choices were easier or avoidable altogether. And yet others of us grow up much faster than we would have liked. It's a tough world. I have learned in my short life thus far that I want a career not a job. That my success in life is measured by how much I have changed things in my own corner of the world for the better and the kind of man my son grows up to be. I have learned that having 7 cats in one small house at a time is not for me. I have learned

Whatever Happened To The Golden Age Of Porn?
What ever happened to the days of porno movies with a plot? Remember when porn actresses were real? What I mean by "real" is that their bodies were 100% real...no fake tits, no facelifts, etc. Today's porn actresses could give Barbie a run for her money with the amount of plastic they have enhancing their bodies. Remember such greats like Christy Canyon (what a set of tits and a nice round ass to boot too), Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Seka, Lisa Deleeuw, Ginger Lynn, Samantha Strong, Candida Royale, Deserie Cousteau, Vanessa Del Rio, Keisha...just to name a few. Also, remember when porn had somewhat of a plot to it? The movie would start, have it's sex scenes but at the same time had a story to go along with it. Today's porn just goes right into sex and more sex and even more sex. Ahhh....the good old days...

Broken
I’m Broken inside Where only you Can see. I want To wash away The pain With your light But you turn away. I’m not what you think. I’m not even What you know. I’m only What you realize When nothing else Is true. I weep Dusty tears Because Nothing is left. I want So much It hurts. The words Have dried up Like my tears, And weep no more. ~Selene © 2007

Life
The roads of life takes you in so many turns! 1> When we are growing up all we do is play, then 2> We are able to date and so on and can't wait until 18 FINALLY I WILL BE MY OWN BOSS,then 3> Then you reach 18 and it is cool after graduation Parting & the Job of course, then, 4> We relize being a kid was so cool and fun and not a worry in the world but most of we relize we have wished a big portion of life away. But when all said and done life is only what u put into it.

The Air Force
http://www.airforce.com/education/enlisted/index.php One of the best aspects of the Air Force career is your ability to make choices. Choices like your career field, promotion, accession, changing you occupation. But The key to getting the most of your career is understanding your options. Me im a very smart person who learns with ease. I had a talk with someone who used to be a recruiter. He said im still eligible but after 33 your not. So im going to handle a few things first then join the Air Force. I would like to learn how to fly too but thats not important to me right now. What is important is the education. He said i can earn 2 years of College without even going to a school. I really need 4 years and that is possible too. I will wait and study my best option at that time. I would like to become a U.S Attorney but lack the 4 years. I got alot of options and none are ruled completely out yet. I can still goto a Clark Institute in Washington to become a Attorney aft

What Becomes O The Broken Hearted - Vonda Sherpard
As I walk this land of broken dreams I have visions of many things Love's happiness is just an illusion Filled with sadness and confusion. What becomes of the brokenhearted Who had love that's now departed? I know I've got to find Some kind of peace of mind, maybe The fruits of love grow all around But for me they come tumbling down. Every day heartaches grow a little stronger I can't stand this pain much longer I walk in shadows searching for light Cold and alone, no comfort in sight, Hoping and praying for someone to care Always moving and going nowhere What becomes of the brokenhearted Who had love that's now departed? I know I've got to find Some kind of peace of mind, baby I'm searching though I don't succeed, But someone look, there's a growing need. Oh, he is lost, there's no place for beginning, All that's left is an unhappy ending. Now what's become of the brokenhearted Who had love that's now departed? I know I

Tequila And Salt
Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it

Bowl For Kids Sake!
So this morning we went to the Big Brothers & Big Sisters Association annual "Bowl For Kids Sake" fundraiser and we had a blast. Our team, the "VON Wranglers" raised money for a great cause, the kids bowled their hearts out, free snacks, cake and drinks and the chance to win tons of prizes.. The very yummy cake! The attempts at bowling Josh and Bree's 6mo son Nathaniel. I held him the ENTIRE time *almost* that we were there. I love babies! After bowling we went out for breakfast and then to the barbership to get josh a nice buzzcut. It looks great! I finally went and did a huge load of groceries adn we're all stocked up now for a month :D Just finish up cleaning the apartment and then we're heading into town to catch a movie I think or going to a friends place to hang out.. *waves*

On A Train
A man and a woman who had never met before, both married to other people, through a mistake in the reservations, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly--he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and toss me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married to each other." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted

Saying Good Bye For A Lil Bit
i am goin to say good bye for a lil bit.......i was told tonight by my son that he was not goin to come see me this summer and it broke my heart to no fixing......i know i dont get on here enough anyway but to the ones i do talk to i am sorry but i cant do this chat stuff anymore for a lil bit anyway........i will just have my daughter check my mail and let me kno wwhat is going on......i feel like i am the worst mother that there is on the face of the earth right now and it hurts real bad.....i will miss you all and i love each and everyone of my friends on here..... love always carolyn

Monique Dupree
I met Monique today at Texas Fear Fest and I must say... she's absolutely stunning! I had a wonderful conversation with her and she treated me like she'd known me for years. Monique, thank you for the day, and for such a wonderful experience. Have a safe trip home and don't you dare loose touch with me! Keith

Welcome To Big Daddys(executioners) Clubhouse
If u have ever been to a Bikers Motor Cycle Club house then u would understand and I have been to tons of them and they are all the same a clubhouse is not a BAR u can't sell booze but yet u can drink and give a donation to the club.The clubhouse is a place for bikers and friends to hang out in and disgust bisness people stroll in and out of the club, there is no sit hours at any Clubhouse in this world.Club house cherry tap is not a bar it's a clubhouse JUST CLICK THE UPPER PIC & WE'LL SEE U SOON !!

The Last Alarm
The last alarm My father was a fireman. He drove a big red truck and when he'd go to work each day he'd say "Mother wish me luck". Then Dad would not come home again 'til some time the next day. But the thing that bothered me the most was the thingÕs some folks would say, "A fireman's life is easy, he eats and sleeps and plays, and sometime's he won't fight a fire for days and days and day's". When I first heard these words I was to young to understand but I knew when people had trouble Dad was there to lend a hand. Then my father went to work one day and he kissed us all goodbye but little did we realize that night we all would cry. My father lost his life that night when the floor gave way below and I'd wondered why he'd risked his life for someone he didn't know. But now I truly realize the greatest gift a man can give is to lay his life upon the line so that someone else might live. So as we go from day to day and we pray to God above say a prayer f

Be Brave When Let Down
I don't understand what happened to us Or why you have turned away. Of course you are free to do as you like, But first I have something to say. To me it had seemed we could go on forever, So close were our hearts, and at ease, So much did we share, yet the words never faltered, So I thought as time did as it pleased. Whatever I did that has made you unhappy, Or am that is not to your taste, Or would be were I to return to your graces, Or won't be if I am replaced: I want you to know that your friendship is something I treasure, and would not now end. If you would be willing to turn to embrace me, You'd find in me still a good friend.

Beach Of Shells
So perfectly they lay alone on the beach the waves cradle them and slowly claim each once filled with a life, now empty and forgotten Spending eternal days on the coast of the ocean A mother guiding her child with his bucket of sand May find one of these and place it in his hands They tell many stories of the life she once knew When the sands were so white, and the ocean deep blue They will continue their journey into the rose-hued light And leave them once again to face another night So perfectly they lay, with stories to tell Forevery they lay on the beach holding hands..

The End
You want to know the two words that change a relationship instantly and forever? “Other people”. As in, “I think I need to see other people”, or perhaps you have heard this trickier version; “I think you’ll be happier seeing other people”. Small words but use them carefully if you want to use them at all. Once they slip out of your mouth, it’s hard to get them back. I know - I’ve been down that road. Robert and I have been together forever, three months at least. Recently I took up an offer from a cute buy at work, name of Greg, who wanted to see a movie with me when Robert happened to be busy. Innocent enough right? By the time I got home I felt like a felon because I knew that night I wanted something more with Greg. In having that feeling meant some connection had been torn between Robert and I, and I know nothing… I have no idea what in the world to do about it. So I told him. I laid it on the line. I informed him that things have definitely gotten stale; that I wan

Pain N Love
nobody ever tol me love would be so hard trustin in the one u love only to be left scarred lookin into the eyes of the person u thought was true only to find out those pure eyes could lie to u for whatever reason she thought about being unfaithful to me the way I once saw her, can again be i still love her, forgiving her for those mistakes i pray she will be true, for its my heart thats at stake

Something I Found Funny
I was on my way home from bringing michael to work and I passed a car that had its top down.As I got closer I noticed the windows were up.LOL!Whats the point of having the windows up when the top is down?

Sunday 3/25/07
Ok I've noticed this happening in the mumms to other people before and it just happened to me but why do people feel the need to go into the mumms and put down and otherwise make fun of the person posting? Yeah some of the mumms are lame but still this is supposed to be an adult site. I just don't understand why adults have to act this way, although I know there are others on here who don't do that so this is not directed at those people. I personally am not offended since it's just the cyber world, but I still don't see the point of it. I mean there are real people on both sides of the screen. Anyway, this is just a ranting entry for tonight lol. Have a great night all.

For "sweetone"
Debby, My Best Friend You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest eyes. Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you. Debby, We will always be BEST FRIENDS.