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Here We Are
BREAKING BENJAMIN LYRICS "Here We Are" Sing it for me, I can't erase the stupid things I say. You're better than me, I struggle just to find a better way. [Chorus:] So here we are, fighting and trying to hide the scars. I'll be home tonight, take a breath and softly say goodbye. The lonely road, the one that I should try to walk alone. I'll be home tonight, take a breath and softly say goodbye. You wouldn't like me. Keep moving on until forever ends. Don't try to fight me. The beauty queen has lost her crown again. [Chorus] ...goodbye. So why are you so eager to betray? Pick the pieces up, pick the pieces up. So why are you the one that walks away? Pick the pieces up, pick the pieces up, pick the pieces up. O-oh. [Chorus] Just take a breath and softly say goodbye.

Track 1: Window Shopping
FRAGMENT Birth Of A Hero Track 1: Window Shopping Allow me to introduce myself... Urrrr!!!! Get away from me! Why do you fuck with me? Lie to me endlessly Deal with it all the time With everyone I see Why did you take from me? Everything I believed? I really think you should Get the fuck away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get the fuck away from me! CHORUS: You don't know me! You don't see me! You can't see inside!..... You won't hurt me! You won't break me! You cant break me down!.... Why do you speak to me? Words of hypocracry? Planted within my mind Turned into lunacy Rage is consuming me Vengeance is all I see I really think you should Get the fuck away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get away from me! Get the fuck away from me! CHORUS: You don't know me! You don't see me! You can't see inside!..... You won't hurt me! You won't break me! You cant break me down!.... Pick at me

Everything
Everything Every new beginning, comes from some beginnings end. Every time you kill me, I am born again. Every time you close that door, Another door is opened. And every time you say goodbye, a different word is spoken. Every time you look at me my back is facing you, And every time you ask to see me I'll have something else to do. Every time I join your game, You're not playing fair, And every time I really love you, I pretend that I don't care.

Weekly Update
I thought that having the holidays over and done with Id have some down time... No Such luck ...althou Most Everything ive been dealing with is VERY good .. First and foremost .. Mike is officially registered in for his first 2 classes in College .. He's going for a History Major .. Secondary Education ..He is Elated and Im So Damn proud of him .. Not saying i thought he was going to be a lump on a log for the rest of his life .. But He's got such a wonderful goal .. I couldnt be more happy ...* PROUD MOM ALERT* ..WHOOP WHOOP !!! .. he goes next friday to get his student ID .. Parking pass and Books . then on the 14th he starts his Introduction to Lit . and then on Tuesday he starts World History II ... The campus is Beautiful .. very secure and seeing that he's an instate student we got a slight break on the tuition * Thank goodness*... I also got wonderful news yesterday .. as of Yesterday .. From Dec.6th to Jan 4th .. Im down 29 Pounds .I dont see much of a difference in mys

Drinking And Dialing
The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages... 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You c

True Thoughts/2nd Enty
Visit www.hostdrjack.comCLICK HERE! Will I ruffle some feathers on this Sunday morning. I do not like writing under these circumstances but this strong urge compels me to do just that. I have said this in previous blogs of how I felt for someone.Now it is my title for the day. I am a Woman,I am Single,I am not owned. Let me explain why I say this: I have friends on here & I thank the Lord above for each & everyone of them daily.It does not mean I am in a relationship.I have let it be known on several of my writings how I am attracted to someone on here.It does not mean I am not attracted to you,it is just in a different way,I admire both men butI have not had the chance to really get to know anyone on here for anyone to claim we have anything.I talk to others and I leave comments to others and for the most part it may be the same comment I leave everyone.It would be hard to leave something different for everyone of my friends even though it would be nice.It doesn't take away fr

I Am Getting Fu Married
I cant wait finally the day has come to where Holly and I are going to be united !!!! wooohooo I am so excited She asked me last night to marry her and it made my year....she is so special to me ...just as much as my husband Kelso....I hope all of you will join us in the lounge when we have it set up I will let ya know for sure........and please do go check her out she is on my top friends and my family the very first one Holly Anne..and my Husband is Kelso on my friends and family ...be sure to give him some points he is new to this...let me know what ya think about this...

Just When I Thought....
Just when I thought life couldn't suck any harder right now, boy was I fucking wrong! So I get a call at 8 something this morning from my sister. I'm usually excited when she calls because we grew up apart and I moved up here to be closer to her and so I could be a part of my niece's life. My beautiful niece was born 9/11/07 and I absolutly adore her! I've already started spoiling her. Anyway this morning's phone call has crushed me. She called and told me my niece Kylie was in the hospital, that they'd been there all night and she was being transfered to the Children's hospital in Minneapolis. They suspect that she's having seizures and right now have her hooked up to machines waiting to see if she has another one so they can confrim if she's having seizures or not. She's not even 4 months old yet and now this...I swear I know life isn't fair but does it rally have to suck this bad?! So if you pray please pray for my darling little niece, thanks.

Samsung Signs Deal With Usa Today...
January 6, 2008 4:21 PM PST Samsung signs deal with USA Today for Web on TV Posted by Michael Kanellos LAS VEGAS--First, Sharp unveils a program that will let TV customers get select Internet content on their TVs and Samsung follows up with a similar announcement two hours later. Is the PC-TV coming back to life? The South Korean electronics giant has inked a deal with USA Today under which stories, local weather, and other information from the newspaper's site will be delivered through high-end Samsung TVs. Flip your TV on and you get the headlines. The TV connects to the Net through an integrated Ethernet jack. "Weather is the most popular feature (in trials). People use it to figure out what to wear," Nelson Allen, a director in the strategic marketing group at Samsung, said during a brief interview at Samsung's press conference at the Computer Electronics Show taking place here. Technically, CES begins Monday, but many large manufacturers are holding press conference

Just Wondering
here some things that i wonder...r chinese restaurants in china just called restaurant? if doggies do it from the back, is that just called "style?" if shirt tags that say "made in mexico" are sold in mexico, do they rename the tags "made just around the corner?" and finally, if tying the males tubes is called a vasectomy and the removal of the frontal lobe of the brain is called a lobotomy....then shouldn't the surgery of turning a woman into a man be called ADDADICKTOME! lmao

I Can Read This Can U
I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU ???? fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

What My Eyes Say About Me:
What do your eyes say about you?Eyes of PassionFiery, thats what you are. You have passion in your soul. You are the person that will defend those that you love with your very life, and to the death. You are not a person to piss off. If ever one you loved was in danger you would be the first to offer to take their place, and without a second’s hesitation.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Torchwood Season 2 Episode 1 Preview
FreemaAgyeman.com has on its site a preview of Torchwood Series Two, Episode One which features a certain sportscar-driving blowfish and also shows how the Torchwood team has been doing while Captain Jack was away. You can check it out by CLICKING HERE.

Everyone Needs Someone
Written for a friend, you know who you are! People need people and friends need friends And we all need love for a full life depends Not on vast riches or great acclaim, Not on success or on worldly fame, But just in knowing that someone cares And holds us close in their thoughts and prayers- For only the knowledge that we're understood Makes everyday living feel wonderfully good, And we rob ourselves of life's greatest need When we "lock up our hearts" and fail to heed The outstretched hand reaching to find A kindred spirit whose heart and mind Are lonely and longing to somehow share Our joys and sorrows and to make us aware That life's completeness and richness depends On the things we share with our loved ones and friends. g12.07

2007 Year In Review
First off HAPPY NEW YEAR and welcome to 2008 my friends. I have a few things planned this year but I will get back to that in a bit. First though, I'll summarize what all happened in 2007 my way. The beginning of 2007 was sparked with a roller coaster of emotions for me. I was in a bad relationship and struggling in all aspects physicaly, mentally, and financially. I am happy to say that I am doing somewhat better all around now thanks to the support of my friends, family, my new record label, and of course you fans. You all have made possible a long time dream of mine and I am glad that you have all stuck around. In 2007: 1. I released two albums: Ethereal Dreams (10 Track EP) and Twisted (5 Track EP) 2. I was signed by a record label out of Chicago...Andromeda Recordings. I must say that after bitter disappointment with my first label that I am proud to be a part of this label and the family that came with. They are truly an amazing bunch. 3. I finished the year in the t

Equality
Riches, Fame, Glory, Beauty, and Pleasure, these things pass us by every day. Yet, none to be forgotten! Some say, "Tis the essence of life" but I say, "Tusk! For you don't even know." For where there is a greater follows a least. In laughter follows sorrow, richest to poorest, beauty with disgust, and pain follows every kind of pleasure. Why, then, are these things that follow "short leash" not credited as highly as the things we wish to cherish a lifetime but last for only yesterday? Why then, do we cancel out, disown, and kill every existing thought of these vital pain sakes? Is it to justify or pacify? Is it to occupy or just plainly have an excuse to bitch? Would not things be greater and people become wiser if we were to equalize all of man's self-induced conceptions on what we build futures on? I think not! For if we did, this world would be too perfect for any one. Therefore there would be no reason to live. For if there was no "hunger" there would be no need for

Balloons
Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you can't get them back. So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you.

Shitty Drivers
Women are good at a lot of things: talking, pestering me, giving me boners, but elite driving skills will never be found upon this list. I've noticed there is a difference between men and women drivers and this is what it is. Men drive like shit on purpose, woman do it without knowing. I think guys have the inherent ability to drive well, they just choose not to. We make a conscious decision to cut across 3 lanes at 100 mph before doing so. We understand it's wrong, and we know what we hope to accomplish by doing so the reasons are various, and could include ingenious attempts to impress girls in a nearby car, or with hopes that a NASCAR recruiter is driving by and sees our untapped talent. Woman on the other hand will run a red light, cut you off, hit a dog and then slow down to admire a nice flower bed in someone's front yard - which causes this: None of this is intended though - and what's worse is that women are almost always completely u

Good News!!
Well, its official... we found out today that my bro will be back from Iraq, April 28!! And for now its for sure because they have to be back at Lejeune on the 28th!! Hell yea.. road trip in April to go get my bubba and then again in May to go bury my Grandma's ashes.. I Love the scenery in NC!! Gotta love the small town!!

Mood Swing
So ive gone from very very upset to very very pissed off..... I have a message for this person... who has used their power in the wrong way... Lets play truth or dare.... I DARE you to mess with me =] dont lie to me dont mislead me dont use me dont manipulate me JUST DONT in the end the TRUTH WILL COME OUT

A.a.a.d.d
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to

Poem
The first woman I loved, he said, Her skin was satin and gold. The next woman I loved, he said. Her skin was satin and gold. The third woman I loved, he said, Was made in a different mold. She was deeper than me, and said so; She was stronger than me, and said so. She was wiser than me, and proved it; I shivered, and grew cold. The fourth woman I loved, he said, Her skin was satin and gold.

Mitsubishi Shows Laser Tv
Tuesday, January 08, 2008 3:42 PM PT Posted by Greg Adler Mitsubishi Laser TV: Colors May Be Too Brilliant LAS VEGAS -- Finally, after much hype, Mitsubishi unveiled their new Laser HDTV. The presentation took place the Moon nightclub at the Palms here in Las Vegas. Mitsubishi seemed very proud of their new technology, touting that it will revolutionize the way we look and think about High Definition. The presentation started with the CEO of Mitsubishi talking about the R&D that was behind Laser TV. He said that Laser TV is great because lasers are the purest light form that we can see. Because of this, they say, Laser TV can produce colors so incredibly vivid it's above and beyond all current HDTV standards. The colors that I saw from these TVs were indeed impressive. It's not that the Laser TV produced new colors, but rather enhanced the current colors. Amazing looking blues, extravagant reds, brilliant yellows, and harmonic purples overwhelmed my sense. I stared

Psychic Attack
Societies from ancient times to the present have worked with psychic attacks and dark negative energies. The African and Haitian people practice voodoo and black magic. North American and European cultures practice black magic and witchcraft. Indian, Chinese and South American tribes have similar practices. Australian Aboriginals practice something called "pointing the bone". Similar practices are recorded from ancient times and continue to be practiced today in all societies. In medieval times they burned people for practicing witchcraft. Psychic attacks involve the manipulation and movement of different types of dark energies, entities and spirits. They involve the transferring of dark and negative energies into someone's physical and/or energetic bodies. Some of the dark energies and entities that find their way into physical and energetic bodies, and homes are sent without awareness, even though they are sent by humans. Others are sent intentionally to create harm and dama

When A Man Really Loves A Woman
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ]

Good Morning
Happy Wednesday all! Hope everyone is doing well. A big hug to any of my Friends who are under the weather today. I hope you feel better. Supposed to be a warm one again today. They are predicting 61 degrees and rainy. Very weird for January. I just hope we don't get socked with a lot of snow late in the winter. Kind of bored at work today. Not much to do and makes me so unmotivated. Anyway, if your not too busy feel free to hit me up and say Hi! Have a good day all.

Hello Everyone
i am sad to say i am closing my account, fubar has wrongfully stripped me of all fubucks and points, plz dont refer anyone to this site, i referred 9 people and they think i cheated someway, thanks for all the ratings and the friendship.i guess i cheated also on the 3400 things i had in my stash.plz add wayne_hometown on yahoo, thanks everyone

Different Types Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyo

The God I Am:
Thor Even before the Viking era, this dashing redhead was fighting giants with his all powerful Mjolnir or hammer up in Asgard. He has a fashionable belt and iron gloves which give him superhero strengths, so he can protect the people.

I Need You
I Need You Now My friend, I need you now- Please take me by the hand. Stand by me in my hour of need, Take time to understand. Take my hand, dear friend, And lead me from this place. Chase away my doubts and fears, Wipe the tears from off my face. Friend, I cannot stand alone. I need your hand to hold, The warmth of your gentle touch In my world that's grown so cold. Please be a friend to me And hold me day by day. Because with your loving hand in mine, I know we'll find the way.

Headspin
All I wanna say Is your the satellite in my life Lost inside your eyes The vision never dies... oh Oh Just take my hand We'll float in never land Then I hear you say Let's live for the moment this time Why don't you just make up your mind You make my head spin You make my head spin Why, why do you.. You make my head spin You make my head spin Why, why.. You love to build me up Just to tear me down (oh but why) Wouldn't it be nice If we find paradise someday.. Then I hear you say Let's live for the moment this time Why don't you just make up your mind You make my head spin You make my head spin [Headspin lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] Why, why do you? You make my head spin You make my head spin Why, why Did I hear you say You wanna be alone Was it some mistake How would we ever know I can hear you scream at me Scream at me.. I'm not perfect I'm not perfect No one is I'm not perfect I'm not perfect! No! You make my

I'll Miss That Car...
OUCH, my poor poor car... SO many good memories live in that car. My ultimate favorite one is Gus and I LEAVING NM! Screaming into the night as he liked to tell it... The cats were howling in harmony from inside their cages, the 3 of them all in a row across the back seat. Their litter boxes with the litter still in them, underneath. I'm still amazed they all fit so perfectly into that little back seat, 2 lg and one small cage... The trunk, and oh geez it was such a nice big trunk, was just stuffed full with as much of our personal belongings as we could pack in there. We hopped into that little car jammed to the seams and about to burst, every usable square inch of space inside of it packed Gus cranked up the tunes, And I hit the gas, we headed due west into the sunset. and we Never looked back...

Is There Any Honest Women Out There
Ok well the past 3 relationships I'e been in have all been shit I give her whatever she wants whenever she wants and treat her perfect never lie or cheat and then they go do it to me one of them was while I was deployed to afghanistan how messed up is that? Well if there is any honest women out there please let me know and if your close to me and wanna talk im available.

011008 Romance Horoscope
You want to know where things stand, but you're afraid to come out and ask. And that's all right, Virgo. It's okay to test the waters, to ask indirectly. In fact, don't be surprised to learn more about this relationship -- all the info you need is between the lines.

History Of The Pit Bull
History of the Pit Bull NOTE: the following information is owned and copyrighted by the owner of Pitbull411.com and cannot be redistributed or posted elsewhere without permission. The American Pit Bull Terrier is a wonderful dog, well-known for its intelligence, strength, and loyalty. In recent years, the breed has been unfairly villanized as overly aggressive and dangerous. While the pit bull does indeed possess a feisty and spirited character, the history of the breed reveals a much more complex tapestry of temperament and personality. Like many modern breeds, it is impossible to be completely sure of the details of the American Pit Bull Terrier's long history. However, many pit bull enthusiasts believe the origins of the breed can be traced back to antiquity and the Molossian family of dogs. The Molossian family of dogs bears the name of the people with whom they were most often associated - the Molossi tribe, a group of people who lived in ancient Greece and favored th

Defining "to Let Go"
Defining "To Let Go" To let go does not mean to stop caring, it means I can't do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off, it's the realization I can't control another. To let go is not to enable but to allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness which means the outcome is not in my hands. To let go is not to try to change or blame another, it is to make the most of myself. To let go is not to judge but to allow another to be human. To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to effect their destinies. To let go is not to be protective, it is to permit another to face reality. To let go is not to deny but to accept. To let go is not to nag, scold or argue, but to search out my own shortcomings and correct them. To let go is not to adjust everything to my desires but to take each day as it comes and cherish myself in it. To let go is not to criticize a

Rainy Day ....
Good morning folks! Hope everyone is well this fine Friday. Raining today and starting to turn chilly. I guess our brief reprieve of warm weather is over. **sob** I heard there was a bomb scare up the street near the post office. Hope they get that cleared up soon, I have some packages I need to mail. lol Well, I need to get something warm ... I'm freezing. Talk to ya laters! Don't be afraid to hit me up in the shout box. I'm sure I could use the distraction from work today.

Tgif!!!
TGIF everyone, its Friday which means after work I will be having a few drinks, and I might get a lil drunk so what its slow at work and we havent worked a weekend since december at the print shop where I work mostly when I aint here. Everyone else have a great wekend. Everyone have a wonderful weekend at home or whatever your doing, and for those on my list who keep quiet when I talk to them have a really nice I dont give a shit weekend LOL, haha im being a smartass on a friday mind you LOL hey its me and who I am in life if yea dont like just move on and go to the next fubar member page LOL, I love You all on my fubar list hugs and kisses and high fives for the guys sorry no hugs LOL, have a great friday and ttyl.

My Rant!! Please Read!!
I have a rant….if any family members has anything to say about some other family member ….why not go to the person and talk to them. Don’t be chicken shit and go post silly bulletins or blogs and be a child about it….Go to the person….guess some people just love to keep drama stirred up…and YES WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! So here is who I am talking about Karma, Cherokee, Mystical Dreams …want to talk to me or about someone else, come to me please.

One Night Stand
I liked this guy named Chris. All I wanted to do was suck his dick. He tried to get with my sis, Man what a prick. He goes riding with us when I want. I've searched far and wide on this hunt. I wish he would stick it in my cunt. Me and him smoke a lot of blunts. He says he's six foot nine with an extra long peter. I told him that I've had better. He's a great kisser and definitely a leader, because he pulls it out every night just so he can eat her. I told him he's a hottie with a hard on. I'd be lost if he decided to be gone. No more sex for me god dammit hun. Just one more time before I run. Fuck me once, maybe twice. Just make sure it's all really nice. Well gotta go, I'll say goodbye. Thanks for the fuck, now I'll sigh. By me...Stacie Arnold

A True Friend
How can one be so gentle? So thoughtful? The beauty which defines ones heart Is only skin deep You look what is inside a person You look into the persons eyes It will show their true intentions If you study a persons body language Will that person be misunderstood For some people the wall that is up front Can't be torn down easily Sometimes we hide things inside to protect others Other times we do it in fear of having things Repeat in our lives We turn to each other for strength We turn to each other as friends We turn to each other when we need a shoulder to cry on A real friend will alway love you A real friend will always pick you up when you are feeling low When my day feels like night I know I can turn to you to make my day nice and blue If you ever need me as a friend I am here for you If you ever need me to comfort you My arms are here for you Just remember I am your friend I am here for you!

Mine And Chads Convo
THIS IS MINE AND CHADS CONVO FROM THE LAST 2 DAYS BECAUSE HES JELOUS AND YEAH HERE YA GO THIS IS 1/11/07 CONVO Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 2:59:57 AM): i love everyone like a fat kid love cake on crack Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:41:25 PM): new mum everyone http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=293253 bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:42:19 PM): trying to show ur boobs Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:42:32 PM): why you ask? bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:42:56 PM): ur pic on here Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:43:14 PM): its for my boyfriend bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:43:23 PM): not for me Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:43:27 PM): no bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:43:35 PM): then change it Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:43:43 PM): lmao yeah right bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:43:51 PM): why Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:44:13 PM): because its for my boyfriend and i will change it when i want to bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:44:40 PM): bye Cassie Davis (1/11/2008 12:44:45 PM): bye bucsfan3200 (1/11/2008 12:44:52 PM): i wont

Shitty Shirt Saturday....
Well the time has come upon us. The time for me to hit the Thrift Store. Then walk out with my Shitty Shirt. Then go to a bar with it on. And see everyone react to my Shirt. and when i mean react. I mean either laughing their ass off, or puking. That's my goal! Lmfao Oh and there will be pictures taken. So keep a close eye out for them. Either late tonight, or tomorrow afternoon, not the morning. I'll be hung over and still in bed by then. Anyway, WISH ME LUCK :D

Hold On Me
Hold on me ~Tony Martinez Lay awake at night You know I can't sleep Damn these 12 hour days suck Look over at the clock 3am Man 7am will be here soon But still I can't sleep All I can do is cry I stay strong during the day No one knows No one sees What happens in the dark All alone I close my eyes once I see you and your smile that made me fall in love with you I close my eyes twice I see him Laughing at me Kissing you Touching you Loving you Like I should be God why can't I let go Why can't I say I hate you Your hold on me....... All I can say..... I love you

Fans And Friends
so i have noticed that not all of my friends on my list are also a Fan. If you are willing i would appreciate it if you fan me if your on your friends list... i am a few behind to... i am looking to fix that... Please and thank you.

Women That Read
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely sh

Now Just Where Did I Put That Note...
Good Morning and happy Monday morning to you. How has the world been treating you so far today? Hopefully well, because it just started. You ever have that short term memory loss? You know the one where is just had an item, oh it could be your car keys, a pen, a letter you name it and for the life of you, you can recall where you set it down at. Oh my gosh I hate those times… I would naturally think, OK! Who is playing tricks on my ass. I bet the similar situation happened to this man. Arthur Cheney we can call it the Holdup-Note Blues: Arthur Cheney, 64, was arrested near Marysville, Calif., in December driving a car that had been spotted at a bank robbery. On the center console of the car, officers found a yellow "sticky" note with a handwritten "Robbery 100s and 50s only." Said an officer, "We call that a clue." [Marin Independent Journal, 12-12-07] Now just where did I put that note at? It was right here! So short term memory loss can reach up and bite ya. I recall many times wakin

Quotes! ¢¾me!!!!
QUOTES!!!!!! ~Some Quotes~ -I ran up the door and closed the stairs turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me tonight! -Let's make it work and prove the world is wrong. - I wont mess with your head or play with your heart Because I'm a real girl & I finish what I start. -The guy might wear the pants in the relationship but I control the zipper! -Out of all the people I've ever met. You're the only one who makes me draw those silly hearts on my paper. -Love starts with a smile Grows with a kiss & ends with a tear Love what you have and love what you had -Hope is what keeps us going. Love is what keeps us alive. -I only want to be with you; on two conditions [ always & forever ] -Take a hint silly, I like you. -I don't want anyone but you so pull me close and never let go. -I guess we all make mistakes sometimes But you were my biggest. MY FAVORITE ONE ->->->->->Welcome to broken hearted airlines.

A Cheesehead Prayer
Now I lay me down to bed A wedge of cheese upon my head. Allegiance to the Packers I promise to keep And cheer them on while I'm asleep. If I should die, don't let me wonder, Just bury me neath the frozen tundra. But, Lord, before you take my soul, Let me see the Pack in one more Super Bowl. Forgive me Lord, for those I've hated, The Lions and Bears, they're overrated. The streets of heaven, so I've been told, Are paved for us in green and gold. If I get to heaven I'll have only one wish, A big screen TV with a satellite dish I pray for this Lord, for only one reason, To cheer on my Pack to a winning season. I'll close this prayer by thanking you Lord, For listening to me and the time you afford. But please remember the Vikings in their dispair, Because that's a team that hasn't a prayer!!

~*~lies~*~
I swear it's almost surreal. Like everything is fake and you're the only one that is desperately holding onto what's real, true and honest. You've become the one that is backed into a corner and being attacked because you'd rather tell the Truth than to cover someone else's cowardly mistakes. So what happens when you lose sight of what you started out wanting for some foolish reason? What happens the day you realize that you have become so sidetracked for your original goals and dreams it makes you sick? I have to admit I'm stronger that what I thought I was. I never thought in my life that I would be able to stand up to a guy that I really liked, for the simple fear of never getting to talk to them again. I overcame that fear many times this summer, and although I don't speak to the people I originally liked so much, I'm a proud person because they didn't get the chance to walk all over me. I have to say this summer has taught me a lot. I never thought I would be strong enough to ove

Video Games You'll Never Play.
Remember when it was okay for a video game to not have convex volumetric fog rendering and bilinear interpolated textures to be fun? Since when did it become acceptable for 30% of your system's resources to be devoted to rendering shadows, atmospheric scattering, ambient light effects, and all this other superfluous bullshit that game coders keep adding to their engines so they can win some imaginary pissing contest? Nobody cares about graphics if the game plays like dog shit. I'm bored to tears with first person shooters. Changing the theme from one time period to another isn't enough anymore, assholes. Did someone beat you to the punch on that killer WWII shooter you were making? Don't worry, just take the same concept, change a few textures, and call it Battlefield Vietnam. We won't notice. Hell, why not Battlefield Korea? So I've decided to make a few video game ideas of my own. Games you haven't seen before, and probably won't see in the near future: 1. Guess Who Forg

I Had To Walk Away
I had to walk away, I couldnt stay. I tried to win the race, but it was all a waist. For just alittle while, i thought i could smile. I thought i could keep from crying but you just kept on lying. I had to say goodbye and I had to walk away, I just couldnt stay. What i would give for just one more glance, for just one more chance, to say I love you my son. You caused the pain, and now i cant break the chains, as it begins to rain. This war inside my head, keeps getting bigger. I had to walk away, I just couldn't stay I cant erase this place that we shared, the place that we use to care. A knife rips at my heart, cause you tore me all apart. I had to walk away, hope you understand. I had to say goodbye, even though it made you cry. I will always wonder why, you thought you had to lie, and make mommy cry. I had to walk away, but still I love you my son.

In My Heart
In my heart you will always be, If you could only see. What I wanted to be. In my heart you will always be, I feel the pain, as it begins to rain. I wanted to wipe your tears, chase away all your fears, but I couldnt stay. you went a stray. My heart aches as I watched you break, My tears are falling, as I hear you calling. I couldnt turn around, but in my heart you will always be, If you could only see What I wanted to be. I wanted it to last, but now it is all in the past. In my heart you will always be, I wish you could see. It happened so fast, Thought it would last, but it all had to pass. In my heart we will never be apart. I did my best, wasnt like the rest. Down on my knees, If you could only see, I saw you crying, I felt like dying. I have seen the scars, I wish upon a star. If only you werent so far. In my heart you will always be, If only you could see. What I wanted to be, but now I cant see. Don't know where you are. You lied and I

Sick
What a way to start a blog, I'm sick. That's all there is to it. Stuffy Head runny nose all around sick. On a good note it's only day three and I'm already Wasted Fu. No bad for someone who doesn't have a real picture. I'm still looking for pets in the Boise area. Real people who would like someone to take care of them and love them. In return all ask is love and affection. It's hard because so many people have trouble seeing themselves in a relationship with many other people. So many people want a commited relationship with one person. At least my former Fiance and current lover agrees with me on this. Veriaty is the spice of life. I want several people to love. But I guess what makes it real hard is I don't belive in causual sex either. I have to have a real connection to someone before I can get in her pants. Maybe I'm just too picky. Oh well back to the real world. Have a good one all and may the Jester Smile on your path.

Do You Have What It Takes!?!?
Looking for guys/gals that has what it takes to please a woman. If you think you got it post me back messege me or sb me ((pics of all equipment required :P)) ~+++all favors will be returned+++~ ~*HEAVEN*~

Feel Like Giving Up
this is rated nsfw cuz feelings can be said here which may be alittle offensive...reasons being that at times when i go online icant seem to fins the right person, im either too fucking old, too young?lol out of shape cuz i take heart meds which is to help me get better......what is with this world do you have to be a buffed out muscle head (not really much wrong) poser who looks like brad pitt with and overexcersized arms and chest? what the fuck happened to the normal guy who lives to love his woman and the woman who just loved her man for who he was not what shape he is or has in his friggin pockets..gets tiresome to hear "Oh i wish you the best of luck" fuck that.....my luck sux, if i didnt have that luck which is bad then i wouldnt have any luck at all i guess....think about it next time when you go to look for lust and love people....IT ISNT THERE AT ALL

Going Back To School
well this old lady is going back to school trying to get myself a better paying job than mom. lol don't get paid for that except watching them grow up and make mistakes we did lol. but I need to get back out in the world since my divorce i have been figuring out how to do it going back to college is the answer so i can get a desk job with benifits to pay for everything i need.

Lorena Bobbitt
Bobbitt Family Update In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been ch arged with ..... ? ? ? A Misdewiener!

Hey Hey All Come Check Us Out
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Meditation For January 19
I believe that God had already seen my heart's needs before I cried to Him, before I was conscious of those needs myself. I believe that God was already preparing the answer. God does not have to be petitioned with sighs and tears and much speaking before he reluctantly looses the desired help. He has already anticipated my every want and need. I will try to see this, as His plans unfold in my life.

Playing Wii Improves Surgeons Skills
Report: Surgeons Perform Better After Playing Wii By Chris Kohler EmailJanuary 17, 2008 | 1:35:45 PMCategories: Education Revo_2Surgeons perform better after warming up with Wii, says a recent study -- and that study's authors are now planning to develop surgery training software for Wii. Two surgeons at Banner Good Samaritan Medical Center in Phoenix, Arizona have found that an hour of playing Wii's motion-controlled games improves surgical residents' score on a virtual surgery training tool by 48 percent. But not just any game will do. Researchers Kanav Kahol and Marshall Smith found that games like Marble Mania, which requires precise, almost imperceptible movements of the wrist to navigate a marble through tricky mazes, work the best. For now, anyway: The pair is at work designing a Wii game "that will accurately simulate surgical procedures." They believe that it will be especially useful for training surgeons in developing countries, because of Wii's low $250 price

Desperate Hours
Alone in this place, I feel a great loss. People surround me all around, I feel like a ball in a great toss. I have this feeling, deep in my gut. It tears at my inside, just like a big cut. i know I should not worry, or even fret. I can't help feeling like, a trophy won in a bet. I don't know what it is, that fills me with such dread. It's almost really like, I am already dead. Hoping for a reprieve, to see him one last time. My heart aches to hold him again, as if it were some great crime.

I Am Having A Contest
I am having a contest it will be for 2 weeks. The rules are as follows. NO drama. Comment bombing is encouraged. The contest will start as soon as i have at least 10 people that enter. The prizes are as follows: 1st place-250,000 fu bucks 2nd place-150,000 fu bucks 3rd place-100,000 fu bucks and everyone that enters will get a trophy!!! So private message me to the link to the photo you want to use. and no nsfw pics will be accepted. Kim`~~~Proud member of SBG Bombrs ~~~@ fubar

Irish Coffee Recipe
Scale ingredients to servings 1 1/2 oz Irish whiskey 1 tsp brown sugar 6 oz hot coffee heavy cream Combine whiskey, sugar and coffee in a mug and stir to dissolve. Float cold cream gently on top. Do not mix. Warm you up on these cold days n nites

Kind Of Cat I Would Be:
You are described as a SOCIAL cat! Here are some matching cat breeds: Balinese: Lively, loving, sociable. Maine Coon: Adaptable, active. Somali: Easy-going, loving. Siberian: Loving, playful. Abyssinian: Active, playful. Burmese: Smart, playful, loyal.

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I am the shadow of everything that has been and of everything you have been. I am both the bringer of memories and forgetfulness. I shadow you all of your days, and hold you into the night. I am the soul of sadness and the bringer of joy. I exist for but a moment as you pass between worlds, yet I am forever trapped within that moment, within the twilight that is fleeting, yet as certain as the dawn. I am the water that licks the land and then recedes, each time taking away a bit of one shore and depositing it on another. Every grain of earth I overtake is hallowed. Every soul is in my sacred trust, albeit briefly. I am the voice of melancholy. My whisper shall always stir in your soul. Come to the edge of twilight and heed the point beyond the silence Stretch yourself into the distance to where I wait with hands extended to catch your tears and blend them with my own So shall you drown in the dark waters of remembrace Then you shall weep no more the tears of sorro

Week's Pink Out!
This Weeks Pink Out Is dedicated to those sisters who are on their way to becoming GodMother's. Lets see how much closer we can take them there! RedKandy412,524 Points to go! HELLCAT589,049 Points to go! PEE-JAY697,119 Points to go! SiMpLy AmAzInG1,002,872 Points to go! Tulsa's Angel1,201,490 Points to go! SweetAngel1,309,292 Points to go!

Only Me...lol
THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE AGAIN..LOL LAST NIGHT, I WENT AND PICKED THE KIDS UP AFTER FUCKTARD HAD EM ALL WEEKEND.. IT WAS COLD AS FUCK, WINDY, THE ROADS WERE A MESS, AND IT WAS STILL SNOWING LIKE HELL... SO, I GET EM ALL BACK TO THE APARTMENT...GET THE BAGS UNLOADED, EVERYONE WAS CARRYIN SOMETHING.. AS WE ARE ALL STRUGGLING BACK INTO THE APARTMENT, THE YOUNGEST, MY FIVE YEAR OLD LOSES HIS BOOT IN THE SNOW... SO NOW, HES HOPPIN ON ONE FOOT, AND I GRAB HIM AND CARRY HIM SIDEWAYS, WHILE IM HOLDIN ON TO FOUR BIG BAGS WITH CLOTHES IN EM... AND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT YOU SAY?? YOU GOT IT, I SLIPPED ON THE ICE, STEPPED INTO A HOLE, AND DOWN BOTH OF US WENT...LUCKILY I KINDA, AND NO, I DONT KNOW HOW I DID IT, BUT I THREW HIM TO THE SIDE A BIT, AND HE LANDED MOSTLY IN THE GRASSIER AREA... I LANDED ON MY BAD KNEE ON THE CEMENT/ICE/WHATEVER... SPRAINED MY WRIST, AND TWISTED MY ANKLE...POOR JAREN GOT A SLIGHT HEADACHE FROM HOW HARD HE HIT ON THE GROUND... AND WE JUST LAID THERE

Needing A Little Help From My Friends.
I am sick today and can't talk so I am doing a lot of typing. I have got to get myself out of this funk I have been in, and I may need a kick in the butt from time to time. I need to relax and enjoy life rather than stressing over things beyond my control, and letting life pass me by. I need to embrace new experiences and open myself up to them. I need to not worry so much about what other people may think of my decisions. They aren't me and are in no way affected by choices I make for myself. Again, I may need a kick in the butt from time to time to achieve all these things and more. I just thought this is just as good a place as any to put myself out there.

Stolen From Tiff
1. What is the worst thing about hugs? When they don't hug back. 2. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Kissed my daughter goodnight, and yep I sure would! 3. What candy can you eat a whole bag of without getting sick? Reeces pieces. 4. Did you talk to anybody random today? Nope 5. Did any particular thing brighten up your day? Not really. 6. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Who can say.. I do a lot of things that when thinking back on weren't too bright. 7. Did your last outing involve the police? Nope 8. If you could hug anyone right now, who would it be? My sister Jessica!! 9. Do you make every decision as if your parents are watching you? I've never made decisions based on what my parents would think. As the song says "I'm not a trendy asshole. Do what I want. Do what I feel like. I'm not a trendy asshole, don't give a fuck, if it's good enough for you!" 10. When was the last time you were grounded? No id

Stolen From Marie
1. Your number one on myspace tells you they're pregnant, what do you do? Sell Sean's story to the Enquirer for millions and raise our love child on our own private island. 2. Your parents tell you they're going to split up, how would you react? They were never together. 3. Any new years resolutions? Nope 4. Last person who yelled in your face? Nobody does that. lol 5. Last person to make you laugh? People on team speak. 6. Who do you like? A few people. 7. Ever gone on a huge cleaning spree? Yep 10. Who's your bestfriend? Sean... big surprise huh? 11. If you could change your eye color would you? No way, I've got the bluest baby blues you'll ever find! 12. Last person to IM you? N/A 13. Ever had a song written about you? Sweet Karoline.. dun dun dun.. Good times never felt so good.. lol My Papa used to sing it to me when I was little. 14. Last time you had a slumber party? Sean and I sleep together every night. 15. Ever kissed y

A Story Of Man And Wman
A long, long time ago all people had 4 legs and 2 heads. Then the gods threw down thunderbolts spitting everyone into two. Each half then had two legs and one head. But the seperation left both sides with a desperate urning to be reunited, because they each shared the same soul. and ever since then all people spend their lives searching for the other half of their soul. Everyone out there has someone out there that shares a part of their soul.

Confused
So I really like this guy. He is perfect. I know that it may be too soon to tell but I really think that we would be good together. We have fun together we laugh together. we don't even have to do much to enjoy the time that we spend together. But I don't want to rush into anything nor do I want to push him. I know he has a lot to deal with but I do know that I can make him happy. The question is could this be what I was waiting for? Someone that makes me feel this good about myself and everything else. I just don't know what to do...UGH

Monsters In My Closet
It's always interesting when you hear little kids crying about monsters under their bed or hiding in their closet, and being afraid of the dark. I was one of those kids, only my fear of the darkness came from screams down the hall and my monster was real. My father Jeff, or so I though he was, seemed to always be smiling, putting on a front that everyone loved. People were drawn to his friendly nature and awed by his artistic abilities. Yet, under his mask he wore a darker side that few had seen and all those who had were terrified of. He had a problem controlling his anger & jealousy, often lashing out and hurting those who crossed his path. The person who seemed to stand in his line of fire the most was my mother. Gentle, kind and beautiful, with a smile that can light a room and heart as big as any Saint, she is the woman every man dreams of sharing his life with. Inside, though, she was weak, and she always knew what buttons would send Jeff on another rampage. At first, her weaknes

Mirror, Mirror
Mirror mirror what's wrong with me? I look in you daily, fearfully Ugliness is what i behold Alas, it's me, or so i'm told. Rotund, obese and frightfully pale, Unfortunately it's me that hails From this body trapped inside, Forever from the world i hide. Show me fear and show me pain, I'll show you me, i am not vain. Beauty within, ugly without, That's exactly what i'm all about. I'm afraid of what's inside of me So i hide it with obesity Mirror, mirror, tell me true Am i all i see in you? Do people see beyond their eyes? Can they see that beauty lies Just beyond the skin and veins? One heart beats in lots of pain. I hurt, I feel like anyone But, it seems, I have no one. No one cares what they can't see: Not ugliness... ...it's only me. D. R. Hyden wrote this ages ago... my self esteem has never been very good. tho better now than then. but hey...we all have our issues...lolol

January Pimpout
Hello Club F.A.R. Family! It's that time again. Let's Show Some Big Love to these people!!!! We are steadly adding new members!! This is awesome not only are we becoming A Bigger and Better Family (Still#1 on Fubar) It means you'll be getting much more Love shown on your page and pics, you can never have to much of that!!! But beyond the points and leveling, the most important part is meeting New and Great Friends!!! So take the time to get to know each other!!! ♥JustAGirl♥CLUB F.A.R.~Trells BodyGuard~Waiting For SpiderMan~@ fubar THA OFFICIAL"MS. SWEET MOCHA"CLUB F.A.R "FUWIFEYTOBLACKOb1"@ fubar

I'm Not Your Whore
I'm not your whore. Stop touching my body i'm not just a piece of meat there is a head on these shoulders please acknowledge i am complete i have more to offer than is found between my thighs i have a life, a mind when will you realize you've played with my body i've felt your cool caress but you've left behind some things and my mind's a total mess put your hands on my breasts and your lips against mine with your tongue probing my mouth you stop to feed me another line you tell me i'm what you want i am what you need but i'm just a release for your erection the prey on which you feed you push yourself inside of me and hope that you will find that i'm just another slut that i have no fucking mind. ~sinamynlee THIS IS NOT MY WORK I PROMISE. IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE GORGEOUS MS. KINKSTAR SIN kINKSTAR sIN

Magic Pills
There is this lady and she is struggling having a baby so the doctor brings out these pills and he tells her each of these pills takes away a quarter of the pain and gives it to the father of the baby. So she takes one and her husband says "Women must wimps, because I feel no pain." Then she takes another and her husband says "Man this doesn't hurt at all." So she takes two more and has no problem having the baby and neither she nor her husband are in pain. Two days later they come home with the baby and the milkman is dead on their doorstep....

On A Rant
Before you read this I do know some of you will label me a raciest. If that is how you feel about me after reading this please feel free to delete me as a friend. I am STANDING UP FOR MY COUNTRY Just saw on Fox News that some good for nothing useless pieces of shit are going after the kids story The 3 Little Pigs. They want this banned due to the fact that it offends the Muslims. I do NOT GIVE A RAT'S ASS what offends these stupid good for nothing pieces of crap. They offend ALL REAL Americans. They hi jacked 3 air planes and flew them into OUR buildings killing over 5,000 innocent people. Why should we give a crap what offends these people? Last time I checked this is AMERICA not some stupid muslim jihad county. Why should we change our way of life for these wackos? I have a real good idea lets take all the muslims in the United States and strap them to the next bombs we drop. Let them "die for a cause" Lets send em to have the 41 virgins. I am so sick and tired of

There Are No Words/poem For Lostchild
There are no words that I could say But I can sit here and wipe these tears away Your life will forever be broken without those little words that once were spoken I can feel your pain I can see your strength just the same There are no words that could heal that empty place inside There are thoughts of you I share with pride When you have thoughts of doubt think of your love he couldn't live without Take a look inside yourself you'll see You are the Mother noone else could ever be He has earned his "Angel Wings" I am free he sings Don't think of me as gone Think of me as Life's Happy Song I know You and Daddy Miss me so But now I am in heaven shining from the stars I will forever grow and glow Don't cry Mommy I am alright Dry that tear Keep me in sight I will forever be here I will be in your dreams So please don't cry for me I will always walk with you so take my hand Mommy lead the way I will follow you through each struggling day When you drift off to sle

New Fubar User
Well thank you for the welcome to fubar. I heard about this from a friend and decided that I am extremely bored with Myspace and would try this out. Bear with me while I try to figure out how to make my profile pimpin'. Any suggestions or hints are much apperciate..... Well for now, TATA FUBAR FRIENDS!

Violet
Violet, the minister's daughter, Seemed innocent and pure, yet she loved her Games, this child of the night, Who treasured every torturous second of Making her lovers scream; After tying them to the bedpost In her lantern-lit dungeon with thick, Ratted rope and bulging steel chains Her leather-clad body stood before them, Cat-O-Nine-Tails in her hand, striking their Legs sadistically, her grin from ear to ear; She dragged her razor-sharp nails Like ten miniature swords down their Stomachs until deep gashes remained She sponged the sweat off their faces And the blood off their bodies, and Tossed the sponge back into the wash basin Violet would place her lips upon her lovers' Necks as she drank like sweet wine from a Silver chalice.

Could You Be The One
Could You Be The One For Me? Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've never heard But the one still lives here in my mind That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nice and kind

Dead Girls Are More Fun.
Everyone knows that necrophilia is far superior. Sexually, as well as relationship-wise. Dead girls are more fun, less judgmental, and will never ever leave you. Unless a dog finds them. Sex with a corpse is way better. Toss her around, kick her in the ass, punch her upside the titbags. Sometimes they fall apart, but it's a finesse thing. For example, if you like loud girls, blow into her lungs and then push down on her chest. The air will come out her vocal chords and make sexy sounds. Sometimes this will bring her back to life so it's important to keep a pick axe nearby. And you can use the axe to put a new fuckhole in her chest plate. It's soft, lubricated, and ribbed for your pleasure. Many people claim the best sex is when you can open up to your partner. I say sex isn't great unless you can open up your partner. Getting head from a dead girl is far better than a living one. No gag reflex, no whining, no spitting out, and no cleanup. You don't need a tongue or dirty talk

Random Thoughts
when I look into your eyes your soul is open to me I lay in the warmth of you soft caresses on my skin warm breath on my neck I quietly pray for more you don't want to move forward just stay in the same spot Am I not good enough to claim? I know I'm the right one for you How can we share such a strong connection and not move to the next step? When I fall, I fall hard fast and furious I lay in the warmth of you soft caresses on my skin you cup my face in your hands your lips touch mine and hunger, fire, emotions explode how can you kiss me so passionately and not feel something for me? I will give you more time but how long, I don't know I lay in the warmth of you warm breath on my skin enveloped in your strong arms the smell of you lingers I'll keep you in my dreams

I Cracked It And Hope No One Thinks I Am Stalking Them.
Today I am happy because I finally discovered how to note and utilise my Bar Tab without spending hours using pen and paper or keying in on Excel. He, who knows all, copied it over into excel, then fu-barred about clicking this and that and voila, I have a full, singing and dancing, bar tab with taps on. All I do now is look at say Purple or Blue whatsit, by clicking on that name on the list and they leap out of the box into being. Oh, what joy. Now all I have to do is see how long it is before the bouncers bounce on my Excel NT parade. You don't know how much happier I feel now. Except I have to go through to 1807 and see who is left. Blow this, where is the vino tinto, all this talking is dry work.

Leaving For Awhile
Yeah I'm leaving Fubar awhile...i need to anyway....just have some other things i need to focus on right now and being here isn't helping that at all... dont worry for anyone reading this I'll be back...just not sure when for anyone that wanna email me: asquad16@yahoo.com if anyone does...don't mail me stupid shit please lol so yeah bye for now guys

Gambling Blonde
Gambling Blonde Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier When I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared a each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know.. I thought you were watching." Moral --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But, all men..... are men.

Modern Mans 4 Basic Food Groups
Back in elementary school, teachers taught kids about the food pyramid and food groups. "Eat all this crap or else you'll get AIDS" is what Mrs.Goss would say...fucking liar. This is while we're all jacked up on fruit rollups and zebra cakes because we were avoiding the worlds least healthy food - the school hot lunch. Oh and hope like hell you didn't forget your lunch money, or else you were handed a plate of un-named warm brown stuff and a single packet of ketchup...that shit was sick If you think about it - mankind evolved just fine without bread and grain...I don't remember seeing any cavemen paintings of bran muffins on cave walls. No no no...they drew animals. Not because they respected them, fuck that...why would you worship something you're about to kill and eat? Doesn't make any sense. When you sit around the Thanksgiving table do you thank the turkey for growing up so plump and delicious? No, you're thanking the Indians for helping the Pilgrims

Rokk's In My Head
Make your own Zing! All you out there want to meet a really sweet guy that is down to earth and has no BS. Come check out my friend. He roxxs, show him some true love. Fan, rate, add if you dare. He will return the love if you are true with him. Show him that you love and appreciate him for me huh? Thanks. Angeleyes ROKK.NSFW Nude model & porn actor/producer..READ MY PROFILE or TRY TO@ fubar

Even In The Darkest Of Times...
A light finds it's way into your life, and you are forever changed. Last night, while lying awake listening to my mother and her Asshole BF argue about his inability to treat her as she deserves, I felt like an 8-year-old again...crying alone in the dark trying to drown out the screaming in the next room. But in all the chaos, one beautiful thought crept inside, wiped away the tears, and calmed my soul...a thought of Him. I heard his voice telling me that I would be ok, that the storm will pass, and, no matter what, he is right there for me. So I got up & went outside into the rain, and let it wash away all the pain and sadness I had been holding in. Afterwards, I crawled beneath my covers and drifted to sleep, knowing that someone so very special and so very amazing was dreaming of me. Sometimes, when the world around you grows cold and dark, when you feel like you can't take anymore, when the desire to just give up is tearing at your soul, you find something true, something

Pork Chops 2 Recipes
SPICE-RUBBED GRILLED PORK CHOPS Cooking Method: Grilling Pork Chop Grilling Rub 3 tbsp sweet paprika, preferably Spanish 3/4 teaspoon chili powder 1 tbsp freshly ground black pepper 3/4 teaspoon granulated garlic or garlic powder 1 tablespoon coarse salt 3/4 teaspoon onion powder 3/4 teaspoon sugar 1/4 to 1/2 teaspoon ground cayenne 1. Six to eight 10- to 11-ounce bone-in pork rib chops, 3/4 to 1 inch thick Vegetable oil spray 2. At least 1 and up to 8 hours before you plan to grill the pork chops, prepare the dry rub, combining the ingredients in a small bowl. Coat the chops with the spice mixture, place them in a large plastic bag, seal, and refrigerate. 3. Fire up the grill, bringing the heat to medium (4 to 5 seconds with the hand test). 4. Remove the chops from the refrigerator and let them sit covered at room temperature for about 20 minutes. 5. Spray the chops with oil and transfer them to the grill. Grill for 18 to 20 minutes total. Turn onto each side twice, r

The First Time...........jr
The first Time Your still a young rose, You will bloom again someday. Don't worry about one pedal, Soon your heart will leave it's leafy womb. Now your beauty captivates them, as they stop and stare. Will you shine again next spring, Or should you even dare. someday again if you choose, You can once again bloom. But the first time I saw you, Forever in my memorey it will loom.

My Love
I've never seen you Or touched your skin I've never felt your lips Or held you tight But I know I love you Not because of the way you look Or because of that sexy voice Not because of the things you say But because of whom you are When we meet I will kiss you And hold you all night I love everything about you Because it's you

Her Secret
( THIS IS ANOTHER GREAT POEM THAT I HAVE FOUNDED) He looks at her with gentle eyes He touches her with gentle hands He shows her kindness like he understands He lifts her spirit when she feels down And makes her smile when shed rather frown He calls her up to say hello See how shes doing and to let her know Things will be ok when she tends to get psycho She sits at home alone at night Phones her friends and wonders why They cant be more then just good friends Cant he see how much she cares Does he not see the love thats there She often wants to let him know Confess her feelings and let it show But rejection shes so afraid To hear his words and what hed say Her heart would break Her tears would fall Her world shattered But most of all To know the truth of how he felt She was a good friend and nothing else So shed rather live within her lie At least with that she still had hope That he'll always be her beloved

9 Words Woman Use
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your

What Is With...
What is with nosy people? I mean do they live and breath at making other people lives miserable? I have always kept my problems to myself unless I wanted to share them with my family and friends for their opinions. But it's like you have these nosy ass people that wants to make your life hell while they sit back and smile.

344 Pounds Now O Yahooo Happy :) !!!
when to the drs today i am down to 344pounds from that 385pound mark i still have a long way to go befor at or under 300pounds befor july thats my goal :)... drs scales only go up to 350 it doesnt matter now i am 344 yahooooooooooooooo i am so happy right now :)... takecare all thats my update !!!

Things That Make You Go Hmmm?
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30? Number 2 In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008: We know ex

Yeah, Sure. Why Not?
1. If you had to delete one person off of your top friends, who would it be? No one. I already deleted the 'unworthy'... 2. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do? Wipe the tears from my eyes, try to compose myself, take a real deep breath.... and then continue to point and laugh. 3. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction? "I saw this movie. That makes me Danny DeVito! This SUCKS!" (Am I the only one that remembers Junior? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110216/ ) 4. Name one thing no one can ever take away from you? No one can take anything from me that I don't let them take. 5. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? -- EVERY THREE SECONDS. 6. What is the last thing you spent money on? -- Uh. Cheeseburger. MMM MMM. 7. Who is the most attractive female in your Fubar friends? -- Chastine, hands down. 8. What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it? -- DAMN THE ONION. 9. Do you

Ice Storm
We're having a wicked ice storm .. so im guessing before the day is out ill be without power .. ( one of the downsides to living where i do) .. So if you dont see me for a day or seven .. you'll know i am without power ... Im chargin up the cell . the lanterns and gonna go out and chop what ice has accumulated on the porch away so the dog wont be doing his own impression of Disney on ice when he's gotta pee ! .. See ya'll soon HUGS !!!!!! Wen :)

The Girl Of My Dreams
It's funny the way life is. About three years ago I met the girl of my dreams but it was someone I knew for a long time in fact I DJ-ed her wedding (SHE'S NO LONGER MARRIED TO HIM)but never the less we reunited three years ago and I thought she was beautiful and I fell hard,but then the fun fest parade happened and she was the queen of hearts and the rest was history. About 9 months later the most beautiful little boy was born.We've had our ups and downs in our relationship but we've always are able to work things out and thats how I know this is true love.The funny thing is if I get a text from her when I read it I hear her voice talking to me,or I can close my eyes and picture her right in front of me.After three years we finally decided to get married and I can't wait I wanna give her the wedding of her dreams,she also says she wants to have another baby.......I'm not only the happiest man in the world but I'm the luckiest man too.She brings out the good in me and I've done a lot mo

Bubba On Air!
Come Rock out in Fubars NEwest and Hottest Lounge Paradise Cove!! Dj Bubba Live on air and Rockin out on Tropically Twisted Radio!! Stop in have a few Drinks and Who knows you might even Get Lei'ed! Youll hear great Tunes and any requests you wanna hear so stop in and have a drink!! Paradise is Just a click away!

Jump On Board This 747 Soul Plane In Your Town! Holding Now 19 And Plenty Of Room! Updated 2/1/08
FLY IN STYLE IN CLOUDS! COME JOIN THE SOUL PLANE! YOUR CAPTAIN OF THIS PLANE IS THE ONE AND ONLY GETTOFISHERMAN'S AND SNOOP DOG IN THE HOUSE! RULES: 1. RATE AND FAN ALL ON THE PLANE AND BECOME FRIENDS. IF ALREADY FRIEND THEN LEAVE A COMMENT THAT YOU BEEN THERE. 2. FOR FIRST CLASS WILL BE HAND PICK BY ME AND MY CREW.(GHETTO BOOTY ONLY WOMEN) 3. MUST HAVE A SALUTE. 4. ALL DRAMA ALLOWED ON THE SOUL PLANE 5. DRINKS ARE 5 OR MORE AND PLEASE GIVE THE HOST MONEY! NO CHECKS , NO FOOD STAMPS, NO CREDIT! 6. NO SMOKING ALLOWED UNLESS YOU SHARE WITH THE CAPTAIN AND CREW. GETTOFISHERMAN'S THE MAN WHO LIKES TO FISH AND ALWAYS GETS A GOOD CATCH!@ fubar AKAMRS. T~LIL PLEASURE~LIL BUSINESS~DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar

"be My Valentine Application."
This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace or fubar that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1 Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me? Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u? I kissed you? I lived next door to you? I started smoking? I asked you on a date? I was hospitalized? I ran away from home? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept something

Penis Spam
Penis Enlargement Spam I am thinking about creating an auto response to these spam emails about making my penis larger, and ask them how does one go about making it smaller?? Too many women are scared the first time they see the Anaconda…

My Birthday
Yep, it'll be here in 2 weeks! February 15, for those of you noting lol everyone keeps making a big deal about it, like they need to point out i'm getting older lol i dunno. it doesnt really bother me, yet i've noticed i've had those days i'm like oh Mannnn, i can't be this old already can i?!?! It's not hitting a certain number, it's more that damn, this is not where i wanted to be at this point in my life kinda thing....yeah, i'm wayyyy off. *sigh* And too, i know i've been a bit bummed the last couple months cuz life in general has been pretty stressful..and i know too, there won't be the special celebrating or kick ass party like had been hopin/plannin for. so yeah, grrr....life as a grown up can suck ass sometimes huh...

This Ones Kinda Happier
Do you know how much I love you? Words can never say, You came into my life and changed me. You have brightened my gloomy days. Do you know how much I love you? I can't tell you how much I care. I can tell you that I believe in you, and that I'm always there. Do you know how much I love you? I'm scared you don't comprehend, how much it meant to me when I was sad, and how sweet it was to hold my hand. Do you know how much I love you? Man, I really wish you knew... That all of my thoughts, my hugs, my worries, all of them are just for you. Do you know how much I love you? We sang to the Beatles in your bed. Do you remeber how much fun that was, our own little private duet. Do you know how much I love you? Well, I'll tell you one more time... I love you so damn much, I wish you'd always be mine.

Break-up Template
Since I go through such a large volume of would be ex-wives, I've decided to should standardize my break-up letter in an effort to save time and effort. Plus, this will work well in combination with the existing Girlfriend (Hoe) Application. Enjoy! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Break-Up Template: +Bauer+ V 1.0 Dear,___Your Name Goes Here Dumb Ass__! I would like to formally announce that after (much/some/no) consideration, I have concluded our relationship must come to an immediate, and final closure. My decision is based upon the following reason(s): 1. You’re a bitch. 2. You’re fat. 3. You’re ugly. 4. I was drunk when I met you. 5. You’re boobs are too small. 6. You laugh weird. 7. I can do better. 8. The sex was boring/bad/or sub-par. 9. You don’t give head. 10. Other:____I cant commit?____________________. Please make time to: 1. Remove your belongings from my place. 2. Arrange break-up sex.

Distant Love
my heart is open and reaches many miles. for a life without you would feel like a lost child. and though we are far my heart is near. no more worries or having fears. i take you in with all my mite. becouse in the end your worth the fight. so remeber my heart and never be cruel. couse this "love for you will always be true"

We All Need It......space.
Let there be spaces in your togetherness. --Kahlil Gibran Sometimes it is just as important to know when to leave others alone as it is to know when to talk with them. We all need to be alone at times--to think, to work out a problem, or just to be quiet with ourselves. This is especially true in families, where we're often surrounded by others. If we tune in to our other family members, we can develop sensors that will let us know when they need some time alone. Part of good communication is knowing when not to talk, too.

My Favorite Quotes
~The day you wake up and realize how special I am, the one who already knew will be lying next to me~ ~It is what it is~ ~He who angers you controls you~ ~The ones walking behind you, talking about you behind your back, should come to realize you are already two steps ahead of them~ ~I'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.~ ~Life becomes precious and more special to us when we look for the little everyday miracles and get excited about the privileges of simply being human~ ~A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see that special guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking and saying 'Long time no see~ ~What we see, mainly depends on what we look for~ ~Several excuses are always less convincing than one.~ ~Time spent in getting even would be better spent in getting ahead.~ ~consequences of today are often determined by the actions of the past~ ~Experience is what you get when you didn'

Monkeys Steal My Undies @ Night
Hello Hope your having a good day. I just wanted to let you know That Were just chilln in this lounge wanting to meet you ., I know lounges arent for everyone but at least show up and say hi! I know i would Just click the pic below!

2 Days Till I Leave For Canada
2/5/08 In two days I will be leaving for Canada to begin serving my Master 24/7. I have waited for some time for this and I’m so happy that He has let me do this. It will be my honor to serve him and make him proud to own me. I will now feel more complete being with him. I long for him to control me, all of me and I will serve him completely without question.

Cowrie Shell
Cowrie pisces Cowrie is a shell from the sea and is recognized as an ancient symbol for creation, birth, and re-birth. It is said to inspire the creativity of excellence, to provide for both intuitive and intellectual control, and to promote achievement in aesthetic and artistic endeavours. It has been reported to be useful in stimulating ones learning and retention capabilities, to provide initiative to the user to advance in scholarship and to assist in the recognition of the self as a vehicle for understanding. The cowrie shell has been used in the area of manifestation and has been said to bring both good fortune and affluence to the user. It was used, in ancient times, by the Native American Coastal Indians to indicate wealth. It can be used to enhance fertility, to treat disorders of the reproductive system, and to aid in the assimilation of iodine, vitamins A and D, calcium, and magnesium. Vibrates to the number 1

Wasted......
So here goes yet another 7 yrs of my life down the drain. Why did i even bother. I mean do i set my own self up for failure? Is there truely a man out there that will like me for who i am. I am just going to say that i am done. Life sucks and im done with it all.

To The Pussy's Of The World
MENTAL ABUSE iS JUST AS BAD AS physical ABUSE. physical ABUSE USUALLY LEAVES A MARK 0N Y0UR B0DY, BUT MENTAL ABUSE LEAVES A MARK 0N Y0UR S0UL.. Bruises 0N Y0UR skin G0ES AWAY IN WhAT? LiKE A WEEK 0R S0? BUT MENTAL ABUSE MARKS Y0U F0REVER. S0 "STiCKS & ST0NES MAY BRAKE MY B0NES BUT W0RDS WiLL NEVER HURT ME" iS A BiG BUNCH 0F BULLSHIT. FELLA'z - D0 ME A FAV0R AND WATCH WHAT Y0U SAY T0 Y0UR LADIES! JUST CUZ Y0U ain't KiCKiN HER iN THE HEART WiHT Y0UR JAYz D0ESNT MEAN Y0UR N0T STABBiN HER iN THE HEART WiTH Y0UR W0RDS.

Re: How Ron Paul Will Win The White House
RE: How Ron Paul Will Win the White House ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Aaron Russo's America: Freedom To Fascism Date: 06 Feb 2008, 22:10 Attention: our goal should be to have every MySpace Ron Paul supporter to volunteer as a delegate -- if it's not too late to do so in your state.----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Phreakmac MNCHANGE.ORGDate: Feb 6, 2008 1:46 PMMe and many of the people i know who went to the caucuses were able to secure delegate nominations!!!!! We can secure Ron Pauls nomination by being a part of the political process - something that most main line republicans dont want to be a part of!!!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: SUPPORT RON PAUL '08 Date: Feb 6, 2008 3:43 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Mike CDate: Feb 6, 2008 3:23 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Punks 4 Ron PaulDate: Feb 6, 2008 12:04 PM----------------- Bulletin

Re: If You Were Using "the Oath" On Your Profile
RE: IF YOU WERE USING "THE OATH" ON YOUR PROFILE ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: jerm: rant in j-minor Date: 06 Feb 2008, 21:00 PLEASE RE ADD IT!IT'S ALL BETTER NOW. THANX-J

Confederate Bombers Please Read
Just to let everyone know I will also be leaving the family as to reasons that would probably be best not to mention. Please read my blog I posted right before this one also. GeeGee

Visiting List
A Catholic priest I once knew went to the hospital to visit patients. Stopping at the nurse's station, he carefully looked over the patient roster and jotted down the room number of everyone who had "Cath" written boldly next to his name. That, he told me, was a big mistake. When I asked why, he replied, "It was only after I had made the rounds that I learned they were all patients with catheters."

Kisses
by The miss katelyn Can't stop smiling yes it is true every minute cause i'm with you your voice is soothing to my soul i feel that i should never let go when you are walking beside of me i feel your eyes watching mine when you are with me you do make me weak i do believe that i am yours to keep when i look into your eyes i can feel that it's true i know i want to spend forever with you when you look back oh, what do you see i can tell you really want to be with me boo you've hurt me we both know it's true but again i have opened my heart up to you you are the reason for my every breath for when i was without you,i just wished myself death when you held my hand,for the very first time i then knew it was true your heart is mine now we are together and happy once again and boo just know i never want this to end

Bj's
BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE FOR MEN - kindly written by a woman 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does Not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to

Setting Sun
Have you ever watched a setting sun, from a beach with the woman you LOVE Have you ever looked into her eyes to see her Smile Have you ever watched her sleep to realize how beautiful she is Have you ever listened to her voice and heard the angels sing Have you ever touched face to see how soft she is Have you ever talked the family to see how loving she is Have you ever watched her dance to see how graceful she is Have you ever thought about giving up everything to have one moment to say I LOVE YOU

Lucky
Anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it even if you don't and may decide you need one. Mary and her husband Jim had a dog, Lucky. Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably someone would forget and something would come up missing. Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement and there the treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay in the box. It happened that Mary found out she had breast cancer. Something told her she was going to die of this disease...she was just sure it was fatal. She scheduled the double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night before she was to go to the hospital she cuddled with Lucky. A thought struck her...what would happen to Lucky? Altho

Almost
Clever Trick I'm trying not to think about you You just let me be... My Luckless Romance Your back is turned on me, my back is turned on you I should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost Lovers always do We walked along a crowded street You took my hand and danced with me Images and when you left you kissed my lips You told me you'd never ever forget I never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me My Lover My Dream I cannot wake up in the morning without you on my mind so you're gone and I'm haunted and I bet you are just fine Do I make it that Easy to walk right in and out of my Life? I should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost Lovers always do

Bubbly
I've been awake for a while now You've got me feelin' like a child now 'Cause every time I see your bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place It starts in my toes An i crinkle my nose Wherever it goes I always know you make me smile Please stay for a while now Just take your time Wherever you go The rain is falling on my window pane But we are hiding in a safer place Under covers staying dry and warm You give me feelings that I adore They start in my toes Make me crinkle my nose Wherever it goes I always know That you make me smile Please stay for a while now Just take your time Wherever you go What am I going to say When you make me feel this way I just mmmmm And it starts in my toes Makes me crinkle my nose Wherever it goes I always know That you make me smile Please stay for a while now Just take your time Wherever you go I've been asleep for a while now You tuck me in just like a child now 'Cause every time you hold me in your

020908 Fluffy Starr Blog
Really bad day.... Current mood: betrayed Wow, today I had a really bad day. It's been a long time since I had one. But today, everything went badly wrong. Someone who said they were my friend for all these years burnt me, after being on a second chance from burning me before. And today, I felt very hurt, angry and disappointed inside. But what can I do? These unpleasant things happen in life sometimes. It's lucky that I believe I'm a cat who always lands on her feet, cuz I do. I hate feeling this way. *sigh* My heart is really heavy. It's not too fun. I am hoping for a better tomorrow. I will eat some chocolate. Go out with my real friends. Drink my face off. And the next day, go shopping with one of my best friends. Drink mocha lattes, and shop and spend money that I don't have. I need my real friends right now, not pretenders. Boy, life really throws you for a loop sometimes, eh? Just when you are expecting the EXACT OPPOSITE. And pow! Keeps you on your toes, in case you get

I Dont Know Any More
i feel all fuck up inside i know i didnt do nothing wrong tonight but yet i feel bad how do i make it right its not my falut that he starting feeling bad inside why cant i make this damn saddness go away i only told the truth i didnt mean for him to get sad that way no harm should have been done i cant make everyone happy i didnt want to hurt him in that way but still he seemed upset to me so i tried to make him laugh and yet no good came from it i pissed off one of his friends well atleast made her mad i think when all i wanted was a little laughter to come from it all but no laughter will ever come form this all how did it get fucked up like this i want to know why cant i seem to let this small thing go i really dont know anymore i have to stop writing befor the tears start to fall i dont care anymore FUCK IT ALL!!!

Tag Tag Tag Blah Blah Blah
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1/ I often take one sock off and pull the other one so it just covers my toes 2/ When I start something, I cant stop....even if it takes me til 5am! 3/ Im spontaneous to the point Ive gone for walks or drives after waking up in the middle of the night dreaming 4/ Im absolutely facinated by the universe, planets, stars, and black holes. 5/ when I got to 35, I felt 25.....yea weird cos when I was 25, I felt 50! 6/ I love how logic and philosophy can mix and create chaos.......but mind bogglingly fun chaos 7/ Ive been married twice, and am still officially married, not happily, and WILLLLLL!!! be getting divorced 8/ I play

Hot Water
Last week started off great. My ex and I were back together and I thought we were happy. Boy was I was fool! We have spent alot of time together this week and last night we were back in sync with one another has far as what we say, even finishing each others sentences. He said he was finally happy. What a crock of shit. Today, the happiness ended. I'm not in tears, I'm not even angry lol Just wish it would have lasted long enough for water to get hot or at least past Valintines day but as per usual, I'll be alone on Valintines day. Now I know that it's just another day on the calander and it's a holiday created by Hallmark so we will spend money, but flowers would be nice. Guess this is my lot in life, to spend this Holiday alone. I should be used to it but I'm not. As for the break up, I knew it Friday night...guess I just had to wait till he was ready to call it quits. I guess today he was ready.

Dudes
Well i am going to vent one more time tonight..Some guys out there in the land of fubar nation and hell just in the world in general are just massive pricks. In turn there are some really great guys who because of all the assclowns out there make it 10 times harder for us to strike up a conversation and in turn try to meet some really cool people..cause god knows every dude is thinking about sex. Do i think about it yes, but do i let it run my life and influence my decision making..Very rarely. It's at this point to where i dont care if im being old fashioned but i was raised to respect women and who they are.. From now on i am just going to keep being me and be the sweet respectful guy i am..

Owners Of Bbw Bombers!!
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Three Things....
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - 1. Love 2. Family & Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain - 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work

Lab Secured To Space Station
Lab Secured to Space Station Tuesday, February 12, 2008 HOUSTON - With the Columbus lab now secured to the international space station, the 10 orbiting astronauts rolled up their sleeves for their next big job: getting the lab running. The shuttle and station crews planned to enter the science lab Tuesday and hook up all the power and data cables. They woke up Tuesday to pianist Jim Brickman's "Dream Come True," a dedication from astronaut Rex Walheim's family. "Doing a spacewalk certainly is a dream come true but the biggest dream come true is having a wonderful wife, Margie, and my two great little boys, Alex and Jeffrey," Walheim said. Walheim was one of two spacewalkers who helped install Europe's shiny new $2 billion lab on Monday during an outing that took longer to complete than expected. The astronauts shouted and cheered when the 23-foot, 14-ton lab finally reached its docking port on the station, after a slow move out of Atlantis' payload bay. "A great day fo

Technofubarphilia - The Palm Centro And Fubar
For about a month now I have had a Palm Centro PDA and I thought someone out there might find the following information interesting, or even useful should they be so torn in their choice of a PDA that something as trivial as its browser capacities on a site like Fubar could play a determining factor. Picture it, you're not at home, away from your desktop, bored out of your mind, not lugging around a laptop thats going to take 5-10 minutes to start up and connect to the internet, you pull out your Palm Centro and are smart enough to have an unlimited data usage plan, and you go to Fubar... here is what i have discovered about the Centro's capabilities on Fubar 1. The Centro will not store your password the way your desktop or laptop will; you'll have to type it anew each time to enter the site. 2. You will not be able to see your friend/family/fan lists from your home page. To do so you will need to click the public view of your profile page. You can, however, see recent pro

Footprints In The Sand
One night a man had a dream. He had dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the Lord. When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life, there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life. This really bothered him, and he questioned the Lord about it. Lord, You said that once I decided to follow You, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed You most You would leave me. The Lord replied, My son, my precious child. I love you, and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, wh

So... I Was Wrong
I’m not happy I can’t fake it; Life is stupid I can’t take it! So I’m leaving no returning, all my bridges I am burning. Say goodbye now guess it’s my fate, you had your chance now it’s too late. Will you miss me? Cause I doubt it, I don’t want to talk about it. We have done this all before, I can’t do it anymore. Cause I’m tired and I’m jaded, cause I’m broken and I’m faded. You tried your way now it’s mine, leave me alone I’ll be fine. Cause I’m so weak yet I’m so strong, take a look back you were wrong. It is so hard but I’m trying, all the smiles hide the crying. You don’t get me it’s sad but true; I am trying to forgive you. You can take back all the words that you said, but it’s no good the're in my head. Their replaying they are taunting, they wont quit it they are haunting. I can’t move on they hold me back, they are waiting to attack. Your words hurt me can’t you see that? I am stuck right where I’m at. {This was written

Refrigerator Goals
When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my dad had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be more productive at work. I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every month." A few days later my brother wrote: "Make payments on car for Jason." Then my boyfriend joined in with: "Buy Tom a Jeep." Finally my father added a new goal to his amended list: "Wean kids."

Kicking But
good morning b52bombers i was just sitting here thinking of how good we are doing and wanted to take the time to tell all members how much i thank you all for your efforts we are kicking some major but on this giveaway and want be long till we move to the next member in line so everone you are all doing a great job and please keep up the hard work where we can win something for each member you all deserve it. b52bombers are the bomb

Distress
I have a friend who I have known online for about 4 years. She is amazing. We haven't met in person but this group of friends we have is strong and tight. She was recently in the hospital for testing and she passed out. When she passed out her head hit a step and she has been in a coma ever since. Her family is not wanting to talk to us because we are just through a screen. I understand the pain but we know nothing. Anyway, another friend of hers is keeping us updated on Tammy.. but.. Here My breath has been knocked out Tears run down my cheeks I want to scream To throw something that will break against a wall I am frustrated by life Frustrated by lack of control Angered that bad things happen to good people. Angered that there is nothing that I can do. I think of all the people effected Husband, daughter, sister, mother Friends. Friends that have never met Yet mean so much. Friends that can be discounted by family Because they are at the other end of a screen N

♥ ♥ Simply Me ♥ ♥
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I HATE peanut butter 2. I eat extremely healthy 3. I drink only Pepsi 4. Me elbows are double jointed *yes they are* lol 5. I have a medicinal background; yet majored in Criminal Justice. 6. Prior to college - I on'y completed up to 6th grage and read my Moms college books; and scored a 274 on my GED. Ranking highest in Math and Science... *truth* 7. I am full of piss and vingear; yet I taste really good!!! :P 8. I don't have a mean bone in my body. 9. I can fake accents extremely well. 10. I'm the only person in my immediate family who has never battled addiction of any kind. People I'd lik

Thursday, 2-14-08
Dear reader This is to be the first entry made public for all to see. Why I feel like sharing my business with every one? Who the fuck knows. But if you really want to sit there and read it who amm I to stop you, unless there is something I dont want you to know of course but I am a open kind of guy so there shouldnt be to much that is held back. Viewer beware this is being written by someone who is a bad speller and I do not intend on looking up the words so you will know what I am saying. That aside I can finly get to the journal and let you see more abut a life that isnt your own. is it made up? Maybe! is it real? Whos to say! whats the differnce as long as it serves the perpose of entertaining people for a few moments of the day? ~6:19am~ Lets see where should I start... I am 26,male and I live in a world that to many are familer with. No I dont mean on another planet for the idiots out there who might think that. When I say I live in a world that many might not be famil

Today Is Valetines Day
to day is love day....You well see alot of flowers and cards and candy.....who really need all that ....The one thing I would love to have right now in my arms again are my boys....I have the love of my life in my arms...Boogie is my every thing...

Mozilla Firefox Beta 3.3 New Features
* Articles * Reviews * Tips * News * * About * Resources * Contact * Advertising Firefox 3 Beta 3 review Firefox 3 location bar just became almighty Posted by Percy Cabello on November 30, 2007 Print This Post ShareThis Or at least as mighty as it will get for final release. So far, the most useful new feature I’ve found in Firefox 3 is the much improved location bar autocomplete that unlike Firefox 2 which only looked for web addresses in my history, this one looks on visited and bookmarked page titles and tags along with web addresses. As expected, two more features have been added and will be available for Beta 2. The autocomplete list now shows page titles and addresses in two different lines and colors. According to studies on human cognition, it is easier for us to isolate elements on an image based on different coloring than any other attribute. So, if the user knows she is entering part of a web address or a page title

For All
Just want to let the Management of the Confederates and the members to know. After receiving a letter from Management that seemed to be trying to point the finger at me because of The Watcher leaving the family I feel that I need to say a few things. I don’t want to cause any drama seems the one of the Confederates can enough of that and one of their key things is no drama in the family? I could come back with comments to prove somethings in the letter I was sent are wrong. The reason I am not going to say much on this letter I was sent is because, maybe there is some misunderstanding on both our parts. Unless we could talk as adults then I have nothing more to say on this. If management would like to talk to me please contact me for further discussion. As far as Cherokee goes she has attacked Watcher on fubar and yahoo. She has also put out some crazy stuff on me. Well I am not going to say much here either than you prove to people what you are Cherokee by your drama. Now I coul

The Strap On
It was the dungeon and his turn amongst the chains. This was his personal favourite - to be chained hand and leg, helplessly, in the centre of the room. His monstrous hardness was deep inside my throat. I choked and that made me feel disgusted. He was the one who was chained and here I was meek as ever, sucking faithfully on his dick! I wanted that stupid grin on his face to be replaced. By fear. I stood up, turned on my resolve and went around him. Delved in the shelves and found the, rather huge, strap on dildo. I had never dreamt that I would use it on someone like him! He was oblivious of what transpired behind him. Smearing the tip with some jelly, I was ready for action. With one hand, I spread his cheeks and with the other I teased his arse hole with the jelly smeared tip. He knew now and was speechlessly weighing the seriousness of my intentions. I suddenly reached for his blonde pony tail and yanked it with some ferocity and simultaneously plunged the strap on. He ye

Down The Throat
There he stood against the wall like a Greek god with his sea green eyes which had a streak of wickedness in them. He was beautifully fastened into my latest wall implants - leather ankle and wrist straps embedded into the wall. His shapely nakedness made my groin stir. His meat lay waiting to be provoked. I stood on a table right in front of him. Felt good to be towering over him like that. I stomped my way to the other end of the table to pick my strap-on. It was one of those soft latex types which looked and felt like a real cock. The tiny orifice at the tip was real. It was fed by a channel which ran along the length to a chamber that would cup my pussy. I carefully located the clit teaser as I strapped it on. I liked the way it dangled and bobbed. His expression was quizzical. That slowly changed to a knowing smile at one end of his mouth. I smiled in return at his ignorance. He wasn’t going to be smiling by the time I was done. His mind was cooking up fantasies which was

Rant On Something Thats Been Bugging Me For Awhile Now..
really im suprized i didnt write about this sooner cuz its been bugging me since ive been working at Target...those of u from Vancouver know it borders Portland Oregon, so we have tons of people from Portland and other places in Oregon come over here to shop. and as u know Washington has Sales tax and Oregon doesnt...well, im really getting sick of people from Oregon coming over here to WA and not expecting to pay sales tax! if it was up to me if u shoped in WA u pay the sales tax, just cuz ur from Oregon u get no special treatment! especilly if ur a rude mother fucker who when im nice enough to greet you cant even say hello and just says "im from Oregon" and shoves there drivers licence in my face to take the tax off of the shit they puchsed! i say FUCK you! if u dont wanna pay tax SHOP in OREGON NOT WA! if u shop in WA live here or Not fuckers u should have to pay tax! when im president im making that a LAW!

Dentist Bill
A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you yelled so loud, you scared away two other patients."

Why Being Sick Sucks
Means, NO SEXY TIME.... damnit... Actualyl, I'm hacking up green shit, and coughing so hard my lungs feel as is they're going to collapse, and on top of all of that, i feel like i'm DYING... It sucks ball sacks, MAJOR... ugh, stupid being sick bullshit... Other than that, my valentine's day was awesome... Me, Adam, Chastine, and the girls, all hung out, i made a yummy dinner, and we made cookies, and watched that cartoon rat movie where he's a chef... yeah, pretty damn cute... I have the cutest lil kids in the world! God, i love them!! And when they were leaving to go to day care this morning, Lexi was like "Anam's house?" Cuz, sometimes she doesn't pronounce the D... and I was like, no baby you havta go to daycare, although they love their day care... they wanted to see Adam more... and tash was talking about hanging out with Chastine and stuff, and it was cute... So, other than that, I have the most perfect little girls, the most awesome best friend, and the most amazing

Eternal Sun
Some days when the skies cloud over We don't know what to do Should we give up or carry on Or move to somewhere new? If we always wanted summer Forever we would roam And the closer we got to the sunshine The further we'd be from home The sooner that we learn To see the seasons through The closer we'll become There lives eternal sun...

Love Is...
Two hearts intertwined... Different views... Different dreams... Different needs... Different wants... Bound by a fragile string called LOVE... Union as willed by GOD... A journey in life... May be pounded by the forces of nature... May be struck by the fiercest lightning... Yet two hearts bound by a delicate twine... STRONG enough... To stand the test of time.

10 Things About Me?
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.i once sewed my fingers together on purpose 2.i used to shave my head...again on purpose 3.i adore 'ugly' men 4.i have a weakness for doing what i am told i shouldnt do 5.i have a little statue that says hope.... 6.i am dyslexic 7.i tattoo 8.with #6 and #7 i have tattooed backwards..oopps! 9.my favorite song ever is 'faith, hope , and charity' by ian stuart 10.i like to be underestimated i have tagged jodeye, valkria, deaddoll09, master hardcore,devilman

Kansas Poem
It's winter in Kansas And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At twenty-five below. Oh, how I love Kansas when the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful So I guess I'll hang around I could never leave Kansas 'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!

Making Mistakes Is Normal. We All Make Em.
Shame-filled people feel that something is wrong at their very core. It is a sense of being bad . . . --Susan Kwiecien Nobody is rotten to the core. Whenever we start to believe we are bad all the way through, we can picture good things we have done, days when someone else was happy to be with us, and see for ourselves that we have many good points that outweigh the bad. If we have done something wrong, we must apologize and make amends. Making a mistake is not the same as being worthless. Mistakes are a natural part of living, not something to be ashamed of. Our freedom to make mistakes is one of our greatest assets, for this is the way we learn humility, persistence, courage to take risks, and better ways of doing things. All of us are valuable and lovable. How could we be otherwise? Since mistakes are natural aspects of growth, we can salute them in others and ourselves as signs of life and celebrate our ability to learn and to forgive. What mistakes have helped me grow?

Dream Two And Three
it was the same thing except this time i walked outside and hit the jeff and the guy shot me in the leg. so i had to call my noys and we went looking for them. and i woke up. the third was us looking for them i get a call from my friend leroy saying he got them they were trying to get some weed off him and bragging that he shot me. so my brother and i arm ourselves then head to our favorite bar where they were. and when we saw them standing in the dark field next to the bar. i limp up behind the guy that shot me and slit his throat. as they were walking away. my brother took out the other guy while i went after jeff. he turned around and i shoved my knife right in his stomache and started to pull up on it as i whispered in his ear attach me in real life and this is how it will end. i told you there is nothing you can do to me. oh and if you ever come out your mouth wrong about christina again i will find you

Will You Remember Me?
WILL YOU REMEMBER ME? WRITTEN BY CHARMED FEBURARY 16,2008 LYING HERE IN MY BED THE LIGHTS ARE OFF AND I STARE AND THEN CLOSE MY EYES. IM THINKING OF WHAT WILL THEY REMEMBER OF ME WHEN I DIE. I KNOW THAT I WILL SAY MY GOOD BYES TO THOSE I LOVE. BUT DID I TOUCH THERE HEARTS IN A WAY THAT WHEN IM MENTIONED THEY WILL REMEMBER ME IN A LOVING WAY, OR WILL THEY JUS SAY OH WELL SHES GONE? WILL MY LIFE JUS BE YESTERDAYS NEWS? OR WILL IT STAND OUT LIKE A HOLIDAY? I DONT REALLY KNOW. I BELIEVE THAT I HAVE TOUCHED HEARTS IN MY LIFE. BUT WILL I EVER KNOW? I THINK NOT CUZ EVERYONE DONT SHOW THEIR FELLINGS. THEY BELIEVE THAT IT IS A DOWN FALL TO LIFE. HOWEVER, FOR ME ITS THE MUST IMPORTANT THING FOR ME TO LET EVERYONE KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM, AND WHAT THEY MEAN TO ME. SO WHEN ITS MY TIME, WILL U REMEMBER ME? AT MY GRAVE WHERE I WILL LAY TO REST, WILL U PUT FLOWERS ON ME, OR WILL IT JUS BE BARE? I KNOW THAT WHEN I DIE, I WILL WAIT FOR YOU

Goodbye(never)
posted by His baby.... Your savory self my scrumptious all take it to the limit drive me up the wall. I feel yor heated tongue, drag across my clit, i`m anticipating more pleasure from another scorching hit. I`ll reverse the table go down on both knee`s give you head with lip and tongue, more than enough to please. We fit so well... that time fly`s by, just one more taste and then we`ll try... (Never),to say good-bye

True Friendship!
There is no other way I know of then this, To reach all my friends at once. I have learened recently, That I have more friends then I thought I did. I had asked one or two friends to help me level and found I had many more then I thought. I would like to thank them all here and now for the love they showed me and the friendship they offered with hearts as big as the state I live in. LOL I truly love you all and will be there for you for the asking.

I Want To Be A Xtreme Fubar Girl :)
> XTREME FUBAR GURLS - WEEK #8 > Begins Feb 17 runs 7 days > IS NOW OPEN (Sunday) Hey Friends! So I'm running in this competition. Please show your love and support by clicking on the link below and rating/commenting me!! As much and often as you want! Thanks a lot!! ♥ Christine >

When I Close My Eyes
when i close my eyes....... I close my eyes to imagine The touch of your hand I want you so badly Cant you understand I feel my fingers slide They caresse my naked skin My thoughts are with you And they are filled with sin Thinking of the distance When will you be here Dream of you closer And of you beeing near Still with my eyes closed I kindly bite my lips Wish that this was your hands Caressing the skin on my hips If you where on top of me I would feel you breathe And i wouldnt need to guide you You would take the lead A moan escapes my mouth And it makes me open my eyes In my dream you where just here But that was just lies You are still so far So i turn into hide Im going back to dreams Where i got you by my side

No Body Knows
I try everyday with everyone i know online and offline both to undertand how they feel in every converstaion i have. yet no matter what i do i always feel like what im saying only i understand i feel as though no matter how many ppl tell me they get me no one does and im going to die alone and misserable i think ive said to much to ppl in shouts and in lounges tonight that is why im bloging all this i hope someone out there can help me

Me
I have been on here awhile now. I think since Nov. of 2006. I have made some wonderful friends, & I have made some just friends...& then some that just added me for the points. Kind of like I have done. Some posts comments everyday, some actually come & rate me, some even ask me every so often how I am doing. I am a nice person. Really I am. I have made some choices in my life, that I am not really proud of, but they helped shape who I am today. I have had to learn the hard way, that no matter how nice you are...you are not always going to have it returned. I have been Married, had children, suffered losses, gotten divorced, had my heart shattered in millions of pieces, & picked them up & put the pieces back together. I got on this site, hoping to find some friends, fun & whatever. I did not, however, expect to meet someone who was going to take my breath away. It has been kind of a whirl wind relationship. We started talking in Aug. 2007, met face to face a couple of wks. later

Helmet Head?
so me and a little friend from fubar just went out and got brandy new motorcycle helmets to protect our delicate little noggins ....or in my case my overly large melon head....so now when my head gets ripped off if i crash...atleast my face will still be pretty! my little friend is showing no fear...my only worry now is that my knee ...the one that likes to bends sides ways....will buckle if i come down on it with the weight of the bike and all....should i just ride bitch? should i re-enforce my knee with rebar? do they have training wheels? some one please tell me to just stop being a girl and go have fun like how i used too!.....meg..if i die...you get my nugget head kids! hahahahahah!

Things You Are Missing Out On Because Of Fubar
Have you ever been sitting on Fubar for a while, looked at the time and said, "What the fuck?" I know... I know. This evil little website can really kill sometime can't it? Well, guess what? There is some stuff in the outside world you have been neglecting, and I thought that I would point some of those things out. The Sun- This is the large ball of flame in the sky that provides heat and light to our planet. I know to a lot of you it's inconvenient because it creates a ton of glare on your laptop screen. But avoiding it is the reason why your skin is so pasty and white. TV- The television is your typical time wasters ex spouse. For years our brains wasted away on TV... Now, it gets wasted away here. As opposed to places like Hero's, Lost, The Office, and Celebrity Rehab. (Which I LOVE) Clean clothes- I don't give a shit what you say. That pile of clothes in your room, would be done if you gave up 1/5th of your time on here. Your Kids- I k

021908 Fluffy Starr Blog
Guillermo Del Toro, I love you. Current mood: awake Because you are unstoppable. And I will name my first puppy after you. Can you feel the love? [Explanation] So I'm chopping and cutting, and dicing and slicing, and even julienning, for a salad today. And I have a knife in one hand, and a yellow pepper in the other. And The Megatron (my giant TV's name) beckons me. I near... I look up... And like a ray of sunshine over my face, there is Guillermo Del Toro's next film trailer. "Hellboy ll: The Golden Army." OH. MY. GOD. Wicked special effects. And these tall elf-like beings who are totally kicking ass. RAWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know who this amazing dude is? Besides having a totally rad name, he directed the first Hellboy. And is rumored to have been courted for "Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince" (which I would have died and gone to heaven over) which he turned down. Also turned down "I am Legend" and "Halo." Because he w

Profile Of An Intp
Everything, and more, that you ever might want to know about what makes me, me... It is actually VERY accurate. A description of the INTP Personality Type by Paul James Original version: April 5, 1999 revised and published on the web: March 12, 2000 INTP is one of the 16 personality types defined in the Myers Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI). I will assume that visitors to this page already have a basic knowledge of the MBTI system for I wish to concentrate on describing the INTP type as best I can. The descriptions below are based on personal experience combined with knowledge derived from other MBTI sources and I hope that other INTPs and non-INTPs alike may find some of this material illuminating. This page may be updated and expanded when appropriate. For a general introduction and overview of MBTI temperament analysis, visit Robert Winer's excellent resource at Gesher. INTPs are about 1% of the general population, making this one of the rarest of types. The bas

Girlfriend App
Girlfriend Applicatin ...If You're Interested... Fill This Out... Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Nationality: Birthday: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 5(1/2)Do you like candlit dinners? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if...

Sharam - Party All The Time (dj Muzik-al's All Night Party Mix)
Sharam - Party All The Time (DJ Muzik-AL's All Night Party Mix) This is a huge 16min remix of a great house track. http://www.esnips.com/doc/ab6ad5c8-4242-4ebc-8c97-60823f0d9fcd/Sharam---Party-All-The-Time-(DJ-Muzik-ALs-All-Night-Party-Mix)

Stuff
Well, last night i got my nails and eyebrows done... these people did an amazing job. So, I'm happy!! Other than that, things are going great in my lil world. Just been, hanging out with Adam, and of course the girls... they really love Adam to death. And he's great with them... I got so luckt to have him in my life... majorly majorly lucky... And i love him so much. Oh, and i got my income taxes back... yay... hmmm... what else can i say? My hair rocks... although the red is starting to fade... it is starting to look a lil pink... although thats not that big of a deal. My hair still looks great. :D Although, it's getting somewhat long for me... but, thats part of life... your hair grows... stupid hair growing bullshit... lol... Hmmm. Not sure what else to add to this... Cept, Chastine rocks major, cuz she's my bestest friend ever.... and I'm pretty... uumm, going puppy on her.... *pees on chastine* lol ok I'm such a dork! Oh well, whatever.... :D

Dj Greenmomma
Come on over to AfterShock Radio Bar & Grill and hang out with DJ Greenmomma She gets the house rockin with classic rock And Plays some of the greatest oldies hits If YOU wanna have a ROCKIN Good Time.... You know the place to be...It's AfterShock Radio Bar & Grill Or if you're in for a real treat... Come on over to AfterShockRadio.net We've got arcade games...a chat box right on the front page.. And a message board where you can keep in contact with your FAVORITE DJ's!!!! All of our DJ's do their best to play the songs you want to hear And we take requests!!! OUR DJ'S ~*~OWNERS~*~ DJ Brown Eyed Dave DJ Mercedeeze Laine ~*~MANAGERS~*~ DJ Shadow DJ Brae ~*~LEAD DJ~*~ DJ Kulvir ~*~DJ'S~*~ DJ Will Von DJ Raven Lady X DJ Diesel DJ Logan DJ Sweetnessa DJ Babyemma DJ Greenmomma DJ Zombie DJ Hawkeye DJ Kickass DJ Dominiq

"welcome To My Life"
Do you ever feel like breaking down? Do you ever feel out of place? Like somehow you just don't belong And no one understands you Do you ever wanna run away? Do you lock yourself in your room? With the radio on turned up so loud That no one hears you screaming No you don't know what it's like When nothing feels all right You don't know what it's like To be like me To be hurt To feel lost To be left out in the dark To be kicked when you're down To feel like you've been pushed around To be on the edge of breaking down And no one's there to save you No you don't know what it's like Welcome to my life Do you wanna be somebody else? Are you sick of feeling so left out? Are you desperate to find something more? Before your life is over Are you stuck inside a world you hate? Are you sick of everyone around? With their big fake smiles and stupid lies While deep inside you're bleeding No you don't know what it's like When nothing feels all right You don'

Make Me Want You
Its been a while since I last wrote about something so personal about me like the way The touch of a man make me weak at the knees. However, with me being sick and taking all these meds, and Horny as Hell, I have to release some pressure that I have been holding inside for several months. I hope you don't mind. I need to cum and I need to Vent. So here goes, Confession Time For the last couple of months I've been having a sexual realationship with a ex-co-worker of mines. Let me make it clear, I don't like to cheat on the Mister, but I walk around this man everyday with nothing but smile in many places. Some of you have seen my photos, most was taking before or after masterbation. I tell him I'm horny, but yet I don't get fucked. What the Hell? Would you fuck me? Anyway, this guy touches me, and when he does my whole body shakes. I don't get touch so when it happen to me I don't know how to react. I feel heartbeat in parts of me that I haven't felt in years. I know it wrong to

My True Friends Will Read This!
PLEASE READ THE WHOLE BLOG! PLEASE I need help from each and every one of my friends PLEASE, I am in a rating contest and the hostess has thrown in a TWIST. From 9pm PST tonight to 9pm PST tomorrow night whomever gets the most rates during those 24 hours will recieve a 1 day blast! BUT I have a problem....I won't be home! I have to take my daughter up to the city tomorrow because they have to do an exam under anesthesia on her eyes to check her glaucoma pressure and if it's not back at a safe level they will have to do surgery to release the pressure in her right eye. Which if they do that we'll be staying up there over night so the doctor can examine her the next day to make sure nothing went wrong. SOOO This is where YOU my friends come in! I need you to help me by rating my photo in the contest and getting all of your friends to rate it too! I am not asking for comments since comments don't matter in this contest...I repeat COMMENTS DO NOT COUNT IN THIS CONTEST :D all I need is

New Official Studio 54 Fishie
Attention studio 54 members, we now have an official studio 54 fishie named after Saysha. We have a salute from the fish up on my defualt album, please feel free to check it out and feel free to comment and rip. By the way it is a Beta fish.

I Need....
i dont care anymore just make it all go away the feeling's of my soul are seping forth saddness,hurt,anger.....depression depression is the big one right now i feel "unwanted" and no one sees why they may know the feeling but i doubt they can fully understand why i have had two great loves in my life and both hurt me so much never will they fully know what i went through never will they understand and now i am hurting because the guy that i wanted didnt take the the time to stop and see what his life could have been like with me so i am going through alot at this point in time please understand that and just give me time i have to deal with this alone none of you can really help me this matter to deal with is mine and mine alone i know you all want to help with caring loving words but nothing you can do or say will help in any way but please dont be mad at me as i say what i feel i just need time to deal with this and i need time to heal

Ironies, They Happen Everyday...
Good Morning. How in the world are you today? I am good myself, thanks for me asking… Ironies… they happen everyday. But its often hard to read between the lines to find that irony until one thinks of it a while. I heard a saying by Jack Nicholson once he said: “My mother never seen the Irony of calling me a Son-of-a-Bitch” More Ironies: A 66-year-old millionaire roofing company founder was killed at his home in Rock, Wis., in December when he accidentally fell through the roof of his garage. An 18-year-old Amish man was killed in Hustisford, Wis., in October when, working on a construction crew, he came into contact with a high-voltage wire and was electrocuted. California's Solar Shade Control Act protects solar panels from obstructions from sunlight, and in January, Santa Clara County officials sought to enforce the law against homeowners who themselves are staunch environmentalists. Since the back yard of Prius-owners Richard Treanor and Carolyn Bassett contains lush redwood tree

Microsoft Plans Signifigant Announcement
REDMOND, Wash. - Software giant Microsoft Corp. says executives will make a "significant" company announcement Thursday morning, unrelated to its bid for search engine operator Yahoo Inc. The Redmond, Wash.-based company said it will hold a press teleconference at 11:30 a.m. EST (8:30 a.m. PST) with Chief Executive Steve Ballmer, Chief Software Architect Ray Ozzie, Bob Muglia, senior vice president of the server and tools business, and General Counsel Brad Smith.

Listen With Your Heart
Memories are a treasure... time cannot take away.. So may you be surrounded.. by happy ones today.. May all the love and tenderness... of golden years well spent.. Come back today to fill your heart.. with beauty and content... And may you walk down MEMORY LANE.. and meet the one you love.. For awhile you cannot see him.. he'll be watching from above... And if you trust your dreaming... your faith will make it true... And if you listen with your heart... he'll come and talk with you... So for his sake be happy... and show him that his love... Has proven strong and big enough.. to reach down from above... And you will never walk alone... when Memory's Door swings wids... For you'll find that your beloved.... is always at your side... ********** And this is the promise that he hath promised us, even eternal life...I John 2:25

Judge Youtube
Judge YouTube By Tom Geoghegan BBC News Magazine As a man who posted video online of himself speeding at 130mph has been handed a four-month suspended prison term, police are increasingly relying on YouTube as a crime fighting weapon. When an anonymous e-mail dropped in the inbox of Suffolk Police last autumn the fate of Danny Hyde was sealed. It drew to the attention of officers a video posted on YouTube of Hyde, 18, driving his Astra one-handed at 130mph along the A14 near Ipswich. He filmed it himself on his mobile phone and the footage included shots of the speedometer and the road ahead as he sped past other vehicles. It's good evidence as long as you can get some proof that it's the person in the picture Solicitor Julian Young No jail for 130mph video driver Police managed to identify Hyde and he admitted the offence to magistrates, earning a four-month suspended prison term. It is another instance where police have used video-sharing sites

Please Help Me
I am in a contest for best pic! I am starting off behind :( If you can spare just a few minutes and come rate and bomb it for me it would be greatly appreciated! Any comments will help! here's the link

People Need To Control Their Fu*king Animals!
Mom, Lilah and Eden were attacked by a larger brown dog about an hour ago. Mom and Eden are ok Lilah's ear is all ripped open. It took 3 men to get this dog off my mom and Lilah. Mom is shitting herself, Lilah is terrified, and my dad is being an asshole.... WILL UPDATE!

Countryboy Superman
Meet My Super New Friend & Show'em Some Fu Love Countryboy Superman (Leader of the JLM & The Southern Sex Symbols) & (Pride of the Se7en Sins) @ fubar My name says alot about me... Countryboy Superman.... I'm a huge Superman Fan... Not cause of some boyhood dream or anything... Only because when it come come to people fictional or real... I think he is the only person that can be compared to me... Learn more about Countryboy Superman by clicking on his pic... and be sure to show him some fu love!!! PS: He makes AWESOME videos so check out his vids on his profile and in his stash!! Have a great weekend!! Misbehavin2 ♥ Fu Owned By ☣ SatCommTech ☣ ♥ Fu Owner Of Countryboy Superman & DJ Tommy Six ♥ @ fubar

Seeking Kinky Submission Combined With Grace & Beauty
I'm a native son of Chicago living here in New England, following my muses. Social justice, human development and philosophy are passions that resonate deeply in me. Part of who I am as an artist is exploring those ideas in ways that will inspire. I'd describe myself as being creative, strongly intuitive and insightful. I’m curious about everything and enjoy engaging the world. I’m adventurous enough to go white-water rafting (I love it) and follow my own funky, urban style. I live in the metaphysical realm but also enjoy meeting people and exchanging ideas; I’m friendly and warm. I’m Black and Dominant (hence the kinkname). I came to this lifestyle in my early 20s. The Black Master white submissive dynamic has always been my delight, right from the beginning. All of my subs have been buxom, voluptuous white women who were intelligent and sexy. Within my BDSM experience, I’ve had three major long-term committed relationships with white women who were collared and bound to me as m

My Sexual & Bdsm Preferences
My Sexual Interests Kissing, Touching, Skin-on-Skin, Tongue Baths, Massage (sensual & relaxing), Oral (giving & receiving), Anal (giving), Rimming, Dirty and/or Erotic Talk, Sex Toys, Deep Penetration, Erotica, Masturbation, Tit Fucking, Reading Erotic Stories, Erotic Films, Participating in Erotic Photography; Taking Photos, Making Erotic Movies, Sexy Dress, FMF threesomes. My BDSM Interests Fetish: Scent High Heels Lace & Lingerie Latex Leather Full Lipstick Full MakeUp Pantyhose/Stockings Retro 50's Glamlook Slut/Whorelook Gothlook Squirting & Wettness Kink: Anal Beads Anal Dildoes Anal Sex Ass Play (Rimming & Fingering) Ben Wa Balls Butt Plugs Depilation/Shaving Defilement (seeing a partner dirty or wet) Dildos (Handheld & Strap-Ons) Enemas Fisting Food Play Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema) Lactation Masturbation (Mutual, being done to me or doing this to my sub) Sex During Menstruation

Feb 22, 2008
I was still going to church =/ Becky leant me her car (which was a red, berand-new monte carlo), and drove off with steph and lindsey. I hopped in and drove it to a halloween store, and bought a sfot, pink sqaure of fabric. i drove to another store, looking for a staff. but all their stuff was horribly cheap and ugly. So i went back out to the car, and there were two blonde girls and a dark-haired guy disassembling the car! the guy and oen girl was in the back seat. the guy had the steering wheel in his hands, and the girl was breaking out one window. the other girl was climbing out of their car (a dark silver one... maybe a scion coupe). they saw me and got in their car and drove off. I walked out of the lot and down the street. around dark, the car was sitting under a net on the sidewalk. its tires were missing, and it was all rusted. There was a cat in the back seat. i let it out. it walked with me, until we passed a house with a Dauchsund. it saw the cat and darted ins

And If I...
If I had eyes in the back of my head I would have told You that you looked good As I walked away You could've tried to trust the hand that fed You'd never been hungry But you never really... More of this or less of this Or is there any difference Or are we just holding onto the things We don't have anymore Sometimes Time doesn't heal, not not at all In or out of Love Again I doubt I wanna win you back When You got eyes like that Won't let me in Always lookin... Out

5k For Every 100 Comments
I am in a giveaway for a 1 week blast and a 1 month vip.. If anyone is able to help me please do.. I will pay you 5K fubucks for every 100 comments you are able to leave.... This is only for my friends... Family please stay on priority for the pitbull mafia... Hugs to everyone!!

Meditation For February 23
Love the busy life. It is a joy-filled life. Take your fill of joy in the Spring. Live outdoors whenever possible. Sun and air are nature's great healing forces. That inward joy changes poisoned blood into a pure, healthy, life-giving flow. But never forget that the real healing of the spirit comes from within, from the close, loving contact of your spirit with God's spirit. Keep in close communion with God's spirit day by day.

Web 3.0: What's Next After What's Next-p3
February 19, 2008 By Keith Ferrell Marketing, Selling and Complying on the Next Web On the core-business side of things, it gets far more interesting. Let's take a look at some of the possibilities and potentials. You'll have far more assurance that your Web-based marketing endeavors are reaching the precise prospects and customers you want them to reach, rather than today's "craft your keywords and trust you'll get proper placement" approach. As your customers' and prospects' Web tools — browsers, calendars, clipboards — grow more familiar with their owners' preferences, histories, and needs, they'll be far likelier to bring your products and services to their attention — flagged and pre-vetted — as opposed to your current dependence upon carefully crafted keywords vying to catch the attention of a search engine. What-If Web 3.0 Marketing Wish As long as we're looking ahead at an ideal and effective Web for marketing, how about a wish for what we'd get out of it, i

You Take This Love
secretly i wish and I wonder if you know how quietly my heart cries out to never be alone how it aches with need to hold you close how it beats now just for you how it bleeds for you how deep inside it pleads for you to end it's pain to be it's gain if only for a moment and then you leave again fore it could hunger for you without disdain if rapture were to be its plane come break these chains and set me free release this love inside of me

~porcelain Or Diamonds?~
(IF YOUR GONNA READ THIS, RATE IT PLEASE,THANKS!) Porcelain or Diamonds? She may look and feel of porcelain . . . With only one touch, she will capture you. Skin so smooth and flawless and unblemished, Undoubtedly, attracts that of many a man. Yet so fragile and seemingly helpless, Underneath her bosom holds more truth. She renders strength beyond her doubts, Attempting to whisper yet is only mute. Is she breakable, or made of precious stone? Handle with care or she will be broken. Are her looks so deceiving? Maybe precious inside, bright and strong even! Within her soul all locked away, lying they're with sadness. Hided neatly behind her sultry smile. Forever tempted to give pleasures to help withstand, All the while she holds within herself her own denial. To smell her, touch, and capture her could be daunting. Her essence shall intoxicate your mind! Reach deep into her soul and hear her

Today...
when i logged on and checked ben aka casper's pics i found that he deleted our folder that he had our wedding cert in wtf? he don't even tell me or anything that he is deleting them... jojo heart broken!

A Few Points To Consider...thanks Meg!
What is Paganism? an overview -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A simple, factual explanation of what Paganism actually is. It is pure information written for anyone who is non Pagan or who is Pagan but wants to know more. It is not meant to impress or proselytise. NOTE: I have had some letters from Christians who claim this essay is anti-Christian. That is not the case. The comparisons with Christianity are objective and without any harmful intent. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In simplest terms Paganism is a religion of place, or a native religion, for example the Native American's religion is Pagan, Hinduism is a form of Paganism. All Pagan religions are characterised by a connection and reverence for nature, and are usually polytheistic i.e. have many Gods and/or Goddesses. Modern Paganism as practised in the west is particular to the native peoples of the west

Dessert
You Are Strawberries with Cream Fresh and uncomplicated, you are always enjoyed but often overlooked. You're confident in who you are. You don't need a facade to feel better about yourself. What Dessert Are You Most Like?

Patirotic Americans
SIGN IN A PHILADELPHIA STORE WINDOW - 'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!' This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.& amp; nbsp; However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign. Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!!! God Bless AMERICA Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave. And impossible to forget! Share this with all your unforgettable friends today.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Turning Point
->♫Sha...: Yup.. I will be awaiting... I'll talk to you tomorrow. I love you... Jedi Maste...: definitely part of tomorrows conversation....but im off for tehe night...ill text you when im up and free, ok? ->♫Sha...: That's not true.. you and I coincide, and we will be each other's sanity...someday... Jedi Maste...: fuck,me neither.....Only the force and i coincide with each other...The force is all.. ->♫Sha...: I didn't know that sanity and you ever went together Jedi Maste...: grasp, and fall, argue and go forward, steady, then swung back, never knowing when one will fall off..so, as a pendulum, it coudl very well benefit physicality of everyone involved, as well as sanity Jedi Maste...: its liek trying to balance onesself on a pendulum made of solid ice.... ->♫Sha...: I'm very interested to hear about the turning point you speak of, regardless of if it's the kind of turning point that willl benefit me in the future or not, because, as you

Dj Meko On For The Night Owls
BLUE ORION LOUNGE Dj Meko at it again!!!! Dj'ing late night so calling all NIGHT OWLS!!! COME ONE COME ALL!!! Listen to those techno dance tunes! All the request from fubar friends!!! click a pic and join in!...

Meditation For February 25
The spiritual and moral will eventually overcome the material and unmoral. That is the purpose and destiny of the human race. Gradually the spiritual is overcoming the material in our minds. Gradually the moral is overcoming the unmoral. Faith, fellowship, and service are cures for most of the ills of the world. There is nothing in the field of personal relationships that they cannot do.

W00t W00t!!!!!
WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO UPDATE PEOPLE: GOT A GREAT NEW JOB, I LOVE IT...MOVED INTO MY OWN APARTMENT BACK IN MY HOMETOWN LAST WEEK.. AND MY INTERNET WILL BE BACK ON SHORTLY...OH YES, THE NIPS IS COMING HOME TO ROOST...LOL AND IT BEGS THE QUESTION: WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN THE NIPS COME HOME?? MUUUAAHHHHHHHH SEE YOU ALL SOON!!

Crowe
ZOOM ON IN TO?!?!?! WE HAVE THE GREATEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN ME CROWE 008 (TRIPLE-A TEAM LEAD) FOR SOME AWESOME TUNES, GREAT CHAT..AND!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LAUGHS!!! DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS... AFTERSHOCK WILL ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF AND WE PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~ (Lead DJ) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA~*~ ~*~DJ GREENMOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ HAWKEYE~*~ ~*~DJ KICKASS~*~ ~*~DJ DOMINIQ~*~ ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ COME ON IN AND LISTEN FOR A BIT... YOU MIGHT JUST FIND THAT HOME AWAY FROM HOME YOU'VE BEEN WANTING...

Newest Demon Crew Member ~ 2/25/08
Announcing our newest member! Please welcome him to the family and show him some love! DJ SKULL~~ Co-Owner@ Cyanide&Happiness//Borgata Familya~~Demon Crew@ fubar The Demon Crew Roll Call List can be found in this blog:http://fubar.com/blog/138584 1. We are a BOMBING FAMILY, therefore, if you are not serious about bombing in contests, then there is no reason to join our family. 2. If you don't bomb in other members' contests, then don't expect others to bomb your contest. 3. If you are in a contest and don't bomb yourself,then other members will not bomb your contest. 4. You need to notifiy me BEFORE you enter a contest. That way, we can ensure that we have enough support to help you win your contest. 5. If you are in a contest BEFORE you join the family,you may not have complete family support in that contest. 6. If you are a new member and enter a contest within 30 days of joining the Family, you may not receive comp

Our Brain
The human brain only uses 12 watts of energy, awake and asleep. Men's and women's both. http://www.welcometoyourbrain.com/ Welcome to our blog about your brain! Here Sam and I will update you on events and publications related to our upcoming book, Welcome to Your Brain: Why You Lose Your Car Keys But Never Forget How to Drive and Other Puzzles of Everyday Life. Our first move was an op-ed in Thursday's New York Times. In it, we explained that when it comes to maintaining brain function, there's nothing like physical exercise. The piece has been very popular - it was the #1 most-emailed article for three days, and is still the #1 most-emailed for the last seven days, and #3 most-emailed for the last thirty days. Go read it. [PDF (2 MB)] Then turn off your computer and go for a walk. We also did an interview with Joy Cardin of Wisconsin Public Radio this morning. That was fun, except for the part about having to get up at 3:30 in the morning (California time) to go live. Luc

A Quote....
Quand les types de 130 kilos disent certaines choses, les types de 60 kilos les écoutent. (Michel Audiard) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (When 250 pounds guys are saying certain things, the 120 pounds ones listen to them)

Shattered Peices
Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, handing it to you, "careful it's fragile, and easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on the floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and sadness in your eyes. Apologies are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart that has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of my shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how. some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who is leaving to start a new lease on life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I look at you with a whis

Tax Time
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."He gets her name, address, social! secu rity number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a Lady of the night," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is."

Vishing: Watch Out For It!
A new phenomenon called "vishing" (or voice phishing) uses Internet-based Voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) phone services to trick people into revealing private data—which is then used for identity fraud. Here's how "vishing" works, and how you can protect yourself against it. Phishing by phone ID thieves have perfected an online scam called "phishing": * ID thieves send mass email messages announcing an "urgent account problem." * Recipients are asked to visit a Web site to clear up the problem. * The site appears to be the legitimate site of a merchant or financial institution, but account information is immediately stolen and used to commit ID fraud. With consumers getting wise to online phishing, thieves are now exploiting new Internet-based phone services: * Thieves use email or automated phone messages to notify consumers of "account problems." * Recipients are asked to call a toll-free number to resolve the problem. * When victims c

How To Spot & Defeat Suicide Bombers
Because I love you ass holes so much I added a secret hidden blog at the end of the main one. An Easter egg blog if you will...except it's not Easter and this has nothing to do with eggs...and it's not hidden... Anyway – Part I: How To Defeat Suicide Bombers America invents all things worth inventing; things like Tomahawks, Kung-Fu, Cyborgs, history, and Oxygen. America did not invent suicide attacks – thus they are bad. Ever the person whose brain kinda works occasionally; I have developed a 3 part plan on how to stop the suicide bombings by these totally un-radical radical dudes. 1. Most people are aware that God set a strict dress policy which does not allow clothing in the kingdom of all things fairly wicked. While most public schools let turbans and religious head wear in class, God does not. The Lord once made the bold statement "No shoes, no shirts, no hats, and no pants in my hood. If I wanted you to wear Speedos I wouldn't have made

Re: Hearts 0 Rangers 4
RE: Hearts 0 Rangers 4 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 27 Feb 2008, 22:20 Doubles from Jean Claude Darcheville and Nacho Novo fired Rangers to a crucial three points that could go a long way to deciding the destination of this season's league flag.With a hectic March about to kick off, all eyes were on a venue where Rangers put in their worst performance of the season so far.With rivals Celtic four points behind and in action at home, many were predicted a difficult night for Walter Smith's side.But the players and manager obviously had that September match in mind as they swept Hearts aside with as accomplished a display as they have had in the SPL this term.Darcheville's first half double was matched by Novo after the break as Rangers racked up their tenth consecutive SPL victory.Smith made two changes from the team that beat Gretna 4-2 at the weekend, with Christian Dailly a notable inclusion in midfield.The Scotland interna

Blah
ya so as usual the last guy i mentioned i was dating turned out to be some bi polar psycho lol what else is new. I think i need to re-evaluate my screening process on who i go out with lol. anywho, got the chance to meet and spend some quality time with someoene i met off of here believe it or not, so i am just gonna see how it goes. who knows, but my mom likes him so he cant be all that bad ;) hes one of the sweetest men ive met in a while.

I'm Done...!!!
Some girls ask: What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He'd tag along with you when you went shopping, stop by your place for a movie when you were lonely but didn't feel like going out, or even sit there and hold you while you sobbed and told him about how horribly the (other) guy that you were fucking treated you. At the time, you probably joked with your girlfriends about how he was a little puppy dog, always following you around, trying to do things to get you to pay attention to him. They probably teased you because they thought he had a crush on you. Given that his behavior was, admittedly, a little pathetic, you vehemently denied having any romantic feelings for him, and buttressed your position by claiming that you were "just friends." Besides, he totally wasn't your type. I mean, he was a little too short,

Whatz's Up Babes From Biker Brat
THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO THANK FOR THERE SUPPORT DURING THIS TIME IN MY LIFE. THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND I LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART. I JUST HAVE ONE THING TO ASK DON'T PITTY OR FEEL SORRY FOR ME I DON'T NEED IT I AM STILL ME AND ALL I WANT IS YOU TO KEEP FUCKIN ROCKIN AND TREAT ME THE SAME WAY YOU ALWAYS HAVE. NO MATTER THE OUT COME KEEP IT REAL AND AND HOLD ON TO THE MOMMENTS THAT LAST. OX ^5333333333333333 ^5333333333/444444444444

The Uss New York
Here SHE is, the USS New York, made from the World Trade Center! USS New York It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center. It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore e by helicopters and assault craft. Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite, LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, "those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence," recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. "It was a spiritual moment for everybody there." Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel firs t arrived, he touched it with his hand and the "hair on my neck stood up." "It had a bi

Re: Alleged Hijacker Booked On Post-9/11 Flights
RE: Alleged Hijacker Booked On Post-9/11 Flights ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 28 Feb 2008, 21:56 Alleged Hijacker Booked On Post-9/11 Flights Astounding newly released FBI documents obtained via the Freedom Of Information Act show that alleged 9/11 hijacker Hamza Al-Ghamdi had booked future flights to San Francisco and Riyadh, suggesting that he was unaware of his eventual fate aboard United Airlines Flight 175, the plane that hit the World Trade Center's south tower. http://prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/022808_alleged_hijacker.htm

Eye Candy
erotica @ myspaceclipart.com EYE CANDY Look at this eye candy, I think he is nice. I wonder what he is doing tonight. If I could find him, I would tie him up. Go down him, Give him a great fuck. As I was doing it, I would make him scream. Yeah beautiful lady, Give it to me. Then I would tell him, It is my turn. I want tied up, I want smacked on my ass. Yeah down and dirty baby, Could you do that for me. Eye candy makes my imagination run wild. This is for my girls, Want to come along? We can pretend, We can get with that. Even though I know, It isn't reality, It isn't a fact. I like to have fun with my girls all the time. We all can talk about it all night long. What it would be like to be with him. No I could never forget, Some of you have men. Hell the eye candy, Will make you want them. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Last Night....
Rocked. So, Chastine and I went to see that new movie, Juno. Way fucking cute. I loved it. I mean, the plot was awesome, and it made us want behbehs!! *whine* I SOOOOO miss being prego lmao Anyways, after that we went to Santa Fe for dinner. Awesome place. I had a mooing ribeye... very awesome, and 2 HUGE rita's :D they called them "Big 'Ol ritas" And, they were. I was very drunk. We went to famous footwear and i got the grls some shoes... and we got back in the car and i sat on the small box that contained my leftover $15 steak. I was pissed at first cuz i thought chastine set something in my seat fucking with me. We busted up laughing cuz she was like "Now, thats what I call a butt steak" man we about died laughing... it was effin great!!! Then we made a quick trip to wal mart. I had to pee, again, and asked Chastine, while in the public bathroom with other people in it, if she farted when she peed... cuz, apparently a lot of people do. But I so don't. After that, she took m

Please Rate Photo For Contest
I took the photo on the following website last summer at Crater Lake - I entered it into a photo contest wondering how it would do .... come to find out .... it is one of the finalists .... I am going to Las Vegas the end of March. Please go to the following website to view the photo. http://www.picture.com/voteforme/photovote1.asp?PID=2564943 PLEASE: I need as many people to view rate the photo as possible - Rate it as you see fit. Thank you for your assistance. St1Eagle

I Just Let You Go.
I've been to all the familiar places I've been running like a sentence never begun I've been looking for a way to let you know I've got nothing left to fill the spaces I've got nothing but a center coming undone I've been doing circles and it shows Every cloud in the sky Every place that I hide Tell me that I just let you go Every sound that I hear Every thought that I fear Tell me that I just let you go It’s the little things that make you crazy Like the thought of someone touching your skin I can see you everywhere I go You could be in a sea of faces It could be the humor of your grin Swimming in the river as it flows I just let you go.

Intoxication Is Here For You And We Will Always Be There
JUST A WORD FROM INTOXICATION HOME TO THE INTOXICATION LOCALS WITH GREAT PARTIES AND AWESOME PEOPLE WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU A LITTLE OF WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER FOR COMING IN DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY AND BRINGING THE MASSES IN TO BE CORRUPTED BY THE FREE TOXIC BREWS WE HAVE TO OFFER YOU

There To Here
You ask me how we got from there to here, And you tell me you can't remember, And so I'll answer it for you, Though perhaps not the way you want me to. We got from here to there on the back of a unicorn racing through our dreams, We got from here to there when night's silence thundered between us, We got from here to there believing a song to be stronger than the worlds pulling us apart. And we were right. We stood in good relation to the earth, We stood in good relation to the gods, We stood in good relation to all that was beautiful, You see, we were Alive We got from there to here when we believed reality to be stronger than love, We got from there to here when we forgot to look up and believe that gravity held no hold on our souls, We got from there to here when we left our storybooks for some other distracting play, And now I do not know my world, And I cannot find my God, And beauty dies, Shut out in the cold. And I believe we can get from here to t

Bids Close Tonight 12pm Fubar Time
The auction ends tonight fubar time.Highest bid wins. Will be updated monday morning i will be checking the comment times any bids made after midnight tonight will not be accepted.Bids are due within one week after 3-1-08.once i update the auction bids on monday morning i will be notifying everyone that has won thier bid with a private message notifying them that they owe that person thier bid.If anyone has any questions or comments please send me a private message and i will get back with you as soon as possible.Thank you! ~Cherry Princess~

The Perfect Person
Just what exactly is perfect? Ever notice people seem to be always searching for that one "perfect person"?do you think anyone really knows what perfect is anyway? Ya cant tell it if they do!!. It seems every one looks for that perfect person and when they think that they have found them, the first order of action seems to always be the same. Take your perfect person then try to change them and mold them into someone that they are not. Now second, once you have this person molded into someone that is totally different than the person that attracted you in the first place, tell them your leaving because "they have changed".It really doesnt seem all so hard to simply accept people for who they are, if you dont like who they are stay away from them to start with!! Hell ,seems so simple dont it?Should be but its just not human nature. People will always try to change you to better suit them, but please, remember this "the best suit for you, is the suit that suits you best".

Help Me Please
I've entered another contest. And if the help I got in the last contest is any indication, I'll lose this one. So help me out more, please. Comment bomb my picture. Perhaps there's something in it for you?

Update
FEEL THE LOVE AND JOIN FU LUV BOMB SQUAD! WE WANT YOU!!! TO JOIN US PLEASE SEND A MESSAGE TO THE OWNER, THEN YOU HAVE TO FAN, RATE AND ADD ALL CURRENT MEMBERS!!! YOU WILL BE ADDED ONCE THIS IS CONFIRMED. KISSES TO ALL AND LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!! RULES ARE BASIC AND WILL BE ADJUSTED AS NEEDED. 1. No Drama Allowed! 2. All must fan, rate and add ALL members. **New Prospects send a note when u add stating Fu Luv Bomb Squad.. 3. Must add owner to family 4. Become member ouf our Lounge (Blue Orion) 5. Officers will decide on who to bomb. 6. Any member not actively involved in helping others will be removed from team and will receive no help in any contest or giveaway. 7. Blog will be updated as new members join. Please Check on Owners page daily and repost the new blog onto your profile. 8. A blog will be updated daily , with the member that is currently in a contest. Members MUST read to keep updated. 9. All rules are subject to change as we grow. the

Really_truly_hillary_gallery
http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/ if you want to see the real Hillary Clinton look at the link above its a real eye opener. and just for laughs look at some of the other stuff on that site. its kinda interesting.

Who Your Real Fu-friends Are!!
I already know who My Fu-friends are on, and you know who You are too!!, and thanks for being there too to blow off steam venting and having a good chat on here or in my lounge, for those who show up in MY lounge I say ty for those who don't your missing out on a nice lounge and for a good time hanging out, drinking or hanging out in My lounge, for those who think there My Fu-friends nice thinking I seen your true self's last weekend on Fubar, any ways I wrote this to blow off steam I still hate you alot and you know who you are!!, and for those who are My friends, I wuvs you all have a great weekend

Me
There is nothin i hate more than stupid people.. And no im not calling anybody stupid or fake... this is just the way i am...I also hate fake people.. Please dont tell me what i want to hear tell me the truth.. Im a big boy and can handle it... Life is to short for playing games.. i love making new friends and will talk to anybody.. I will not lie to you.. if i say it i mean it.. thats me.. I expect the same kind of respect... .. So if you are here to make friends look me up.. If you are here for other things like dating .. please be sincere..

Veterans In Mass Compensation Claim
Veterans in mass compensation claim Helena Merriman BBC World Service 15 kiloton explosion, "Mosaic 1", detonated on Trimouille Island Hundreds of veterans who witnessed nuclear tests in the 1950s have joined one of the largest compensation claims against the Ministry of Defence. It goes back to the height of the Cold War in the 1950s, when thousands of British and New Zealand servicemen were sent to the South Pacific to witness the tests. Some of these veterans say that the radiation they were exposed to during these tests has resulted in serious illness, including cancer. Seven hundred of them are now seeking compensation. The deadline to join the mass action is Monday 3 March 2008. Teeth lost During the last year, Rosenblatt Solicitors - the lawyers representing the 700 - have been gathering testimonies from the veterans. New details have emerged about two of the tests involving a British Royal Navy warship, HMS Diana. The explosion

Answers To But You Don't Look Sick?!
Don't you wish that you had something witty to say when someone says the inevitable.. But you don't look sick?! Well now you do... And you look Intelligent! And you don't look stupid! Maybe it's Maybelline. But I tried so hard! Oh? You don't look like the bearer of prejudices. We all make mistakes * Cheery Smile * Really? That's odd! Really? (Look down at yourself) I'm cured!!! Where did you get your medical degree from? For when people are are being rude- I don't look ( Insert age here) either, but it doesn't change the fact I am! Why thank you honey, that's so sweet of you to say that! I wasn't aware illnesses came mounted on a billboard! Huh? What does sick look like? There's a well person striving to escape this body ! How sweet of you to say that. I've been so tired, I haven't bathed in three days. And I was sort of worried about going out in public looking like this. So thanks for the compliment. It's really made my day. And I guess

Why Do Some People...
Why do some people think they are slick by hitting on you and your gal pals, on FUBU at the same time? me, personally, I can't stand that crap. I truely don't even like the flirting since I am in a relationship. I know, I know, cancel my account but I am here enjoying the 'friendships' that I have made. OK VENTED LOL

Water Woes Could Mean New Dams
SPOKANE, Wash. - The Western states’ era of massive dam construction — which tamed rivers, swallowed towns, and created irrigated agriculture, cheap hydropower and environmental problems — effectively ended in 1966 with the completion of Glen Canyon Dam. But the region’s booming population and growing fears about climate change have governments once again studying construction of dams to capture more winter rain and spring snowmelt for use in dry summer months. “The West and the Northwest are increasing in population growth like never before,” said John Redding, regional spokesman for the U.S. Bureau of Reclamation in Boise. “How do you quench the thirst of the hungry masses?” Story continues below ↓advertisement The population of the Western states grew nearly 20 percent in the 1990s, to more than 64 million, and continues to swell even as climate change poses new threats to the water supply. Ironically, consideration of new dams comes even as older ones are being t

So
So So I have now tried every single site on the web just trying to meet new people. It is getting really anoying not being able to meet new people to hang out with. I mean don't get me wrong I love my friends but I need some new faces around so I am going to start going out as much as possible maybe if I get out more. I when I have a new job I will have more money hopefully so it will be possible to get out of the fucking house every once in awhile. Thats all .is new people to hang with and to get out of the house more then once a month if I am fucking lucky. I mean I have changed into as postive person I can be I belive anything is possble now cause I am causing life changing events to get something to happen. Cause I am tried of the same old same old. So I have to make a change on a massive scale. So thats what I did hopefully this will all pan out for me in the end.

I Soooo Hate Doin My Taxes...
ok like i went and baught turbotax..u know the "easiest most self explanitory thing out there" yea bullshit..hahaha ok ok ok so maybe it is easy..and helpful..but serisouly..im so confused...its like they ask u all the question..but dont neccisarily explain in good enough detail what it is that counts or need to be there or some shit..hahaha...so yea i just did my taxes...if i did them right (which i hope with everything in me that i did) then im getting back more than i expected i would...more than i got last year *does happy dance* yay!! not as much as i need..hahaha but enough to maybe get the creditors off my back for the time being..plus it will help pay for all my lovely medical bills ive got now and the ones coming up..ugh :/

This Is How Fucked Up It Gets
Six-week-old critical after being beaten, burned and drugged 09:34 PM CST on Monday, March 3, 2008 WWLTV.com A six-week-old baby was beaten, burned and drugged into critical condition and the child’s mother is among the suspects, all of whom were family members, according to the Bogalusa Police Department. Video: Watch the Story According to Bogalusa Police spokesman Sergeant Darrell Darden, a babysitter noticed the child, identified as Diana Nelson, not breathing around 1:30 a.m. Darden said the sitter also noticed several marks on the child and called 911. “The baby had a lot of head trauma, hemorraghing, burns on her arms several marks and drugs in her system,” said Darden. The child was brought to Children’s Hospital in New Orleans where doctors will perform some brain activity tests in the morning. According to Bogalusa Police, the baby has a sibling who has been treated at the hospital before, though they would not say whether that treatmen

Guide The Way
This is the truth I never look back I cant explain what I feel I just know this is real Don't you wanna seize the day I wanna go back to reality I'm just too addicted to stay Guide the way Out of the infinity

The Blind Girl
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, "If I could only see the world, I will marry you." One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Scavenger Hunt
A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar." "Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?" "My babysitter's boyfriend."

Scorpio - Sex 24/7
Body: CAPRICORN - MY SEX WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart.Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to.Hard to piss off but when mad beware!Only fights when needed but doesnt loose. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautious.Bit of naughty.The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. AQUARIUS - UNFORGETTABLE SEX (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive. Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy g

Sick And Tired
due to apparent lack of respect, and drama queens, I will no longer be using this profile. to My real friends, you can contact Me on Myspace or yahoo messenger. there are only a few that I even talk to on here anyway. it is sad that people have to be melodramatic, and cause friction for others just to make themselves feel like they are worthy. to My real friends, thank you for being here. I will stay in contact with you. to the children that obviously dont know how to act, ...FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU SNIVELING LITTLE BRATS!! GROW THE FUCK UP!!!! goodbye and good luck.

Blast
Ok so I'm just curious or more so wanted to ask who would buy me a blast in trade of me rating you 50 11s Who ever gets me one will get 11s on 50 of their pics and if more than one person gets me blast I will rate one on one day and the other the next day you just gotta let me know that you got me one and I'll remember to give you 50 11s So who is up for it It could be a one day blast,three or seven totally up to you and hey if anyone gets me a one month blast Ill rate everything on their page pics,blogs,stash and all

March 5th
I'll be somewhat candid about what happened today. Just like to unload some crap. I don't think its a big deal to talk about it. Well I got off from work today to go look for rentals with Pamela. My prediction that the day was going to go fast was more than true. Not long before I arrived at her mom's we were off. We drive through some places, more than half of them were closed or primarily for elderly. We didnt find any in Easton which was kinda dissapointing. Honestly I don't think we look well enough for other places. I feel in love with this one place that was gorgeous. Of course $$$ fell into play and I can't seem to afford. Maybe when i can figure out my job and living expenses I can set aside what i need. It breaks my heart not being able to provide that type of accommodation to her. She definitely deserves it.. The one that was around 500 a month was a pain cause i got a money order for the sign up fee and the place closed at 4 pm. We didn't get there til 4:30.

Pluto...icy Sub Planet...fantastic
You Are From Pluto You are a dark, mysterious soul, full of magic and the secrets of the universe. You can get the scoop on anything, but you keep your own secrets locked in your heart. You love change and you use it to your advantage, whether by choice or chance. You don't like to compromise, to the point of being self-destructive with your stubborness. Live life with love, and your deep powers will open the world to you. What Planet Are You From?

Takes Courage To Face Truth...
Another GREAT example... Can you face the truth? Takes courage... MILITARY DEATHS FOR TWENTY-SIX YEARS Here are some rather eye-opening facts: Since the start of the war on terror in Iraq and Afghanistan, the sacrifice has been enormous. In the time period from the invasion of Iraq in March 2003 through now, we have lost over 3000 military personnel to enemy action and accidents. As tragic as the loss of any member of the US Armed Forces is, consider the following statistics: The annual fatalities of military members while actively serving in the armed forces from 1980 through 2006: 1980 ......... 2,392 1981 ..........2,380 1984 ..........1,999 1988 ..........1,819 1989 ..........1,636 1990 ..........1,508 1991 ..........1,787 1992 ..........1,293 ---------------------------------------------------- 1993 ..........1,213 1994 ..........1,075 1995 ..........2,465 1996 .........2,318 8 Clinton years @13,417 deaths 1997 ......

Victoria's Secret Has All My Money & I Have Nothing To Show For It
Somehow over the years I've managed to give Victoria's Secret all sorts of money and have yet to benefit. VS is a slippery slope... it sounds like a good idea and you go in there with a girl and it's all sex and nearly nakedness... they see just a store for them to buy their underpants. *yawn* I'm either paying the bills or buying 3 for 25 cotton underpants or paying off balances or buying stinkin gift certificates thinking it's kindof a gift for us both. Let me dish out some advice here - don't buy your girl VS gift certificates for any occasion. She'll never cash it while she's with you. If she does, it'll just be practical shit. If she doesn't, then you're just gonna lament the idea of her using it to buy some really kinky stuff that some new guy's gonna get to see on your dime. I suggest just taking her to VS and telling her to just pick out 100 bucks worth of stuff with you in mind and then open your wallet to pay for it right there. Don't fuck around with gift ce

The Charge Of A Master
The Charge of a Master To Myself... If you want a slave, If you want to keep a slave, You must show her your strength as well as your compassion. If you would be beloved by her, You must show her your love. If you would be adored by her, You must cherish her. If you would have her devoted to you, You must inspire her gratitude. A slave gives you her heart.. As well as her body; She gives you her trust, As well as her submission. Never forget that what you want from her must be earned.... must be meted.... Are you worthy of such a slave as you desire? Do you treat her with the degree of respect you expect of her? There is such a fine line! Love and devotion can turn to anger and resentment If trust is betrayed, If power is abused, If your freedom becomes careless. Discipline is not for submissives alone! Control of a slave depends on control of

Deeper
I desire you enough to wrap you in The chains that have kept us apart I desire you enough to bind you With the miles of rope around my heart I want you enough to create on you The bruises that have colored my life I want you enough to make you shake While the lashes mark us man and wife I need you enough to feel the pain I inflict on your soft white skin I need you enough to be enslaved In the warmest cage I’ve put you in I love you enough to watch over you As you bear your soul below me I love you enough that I give you All you’ve asked and all I’ll ever be MasterMillion 03/2008

Deterioration Of The Military
Almost seven years ago I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as our government underwent a peaceful transition of power. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism as I watched George W. Bush take his oath of office. However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched the Clintons board Air Force One for the last time. I saw 21 Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a 21-gun salute to the outgoing President and first lady. It was then that I realized how far America 's military had deteriorated under the Clinton administration. Every last one of them missed.

Survey Says!
1. Would you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your wife or husband? FUCK NO 2. Where were you on your 17th birthday? I'm really not sure. 3. Have you ever seen a live bat? Yeah, they've been in my house... and have flown right over my fucking head. They suck. 4. Is there anyone you hate? A few people 5. How much are you on the phone daily? Quite a bit anymore 6. Do you like the color orange? Meh, I guess it's OK 7. Do you find it in your heart to forgive? Depends on what it is. I forgive, but never forget. 8. Have you ever seen a prostitute? Yes, I think 9. Have you ever seen a real redneck? Haha... all the time 10. Do you like tattoos and piercings? Yes 11. What size shoes do you wear? 9 12. Whats your favorite season? Spring and Fall 13. Do you care if people talk smack about you? I try not to 14. Do you like someone? *nods* 15. Does your dad call you by a nickname? None 16. Are you in a good mood? Meh, as go

Fubling
the next 20 ppl that subscibes to the lounge will get fubling starting now ends at 10.00 pm my time eastern stander time its n http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55396 ine now that 1000 pts and fubling let me no u join ok

Question #2
What is the Biggest Regret of your life so far? I'm sure that we've all seen the survey's or the emails or whatever where you are asked to name one of your regrets. This is an easy question for me to answer. I have no regrets. I don't believe in them. Explaining why is another story: To my way of thinking, everything that we do in life.. everything that happens to us.. happens for a reason. We learn something from every experience we have. When we regret something, it's wishing that it had never happened. If you wish that something had not happened, you haven't always learned your lesson from it. You are then destined to live the same or similiar situations over again until finally you learn the lesson you are meant to learn. That being said, there are things in my life that I am not proud of. Things that I have said, things that I have done, and things that I have not done... But everything - EVERYTHING - has taught me something. There have been good lessons, bad lessons,

Kinda Tired
I am getting kinda tired. Life will change, will I be on here as much. Prolly not. I wonder how life will be when it changes. Who knows? Things are good, better than good, Im lucky. Its windy, its going to keep me awake and Im not happy about that. Anyways, smile folks, if yer in my friends list aside from the 2 random men or 1 or whatever, its because I find you very attractive. If yer in my family its because yer very attractive and I love you. I refuse to add a salute because I choose who I show my face to not the gayness of the adminstration on here. FUCK them! I actually in real life today said the words "I am Pedro" an still no one knows why it was funny to me. I love my guitar, it brings me great peace to play it. Health Insurance in this country sucks testicles. It bothers me so much. Should I a) wait for my new job to give me benefits in July, or b) pay almost $500 a month just to be covered until then? I dislike moving intensely. St Patrick, the pa

Frank
Haha... on recommendation of Mrs. R, here's a convo with Mr. R, where he just talked to my box. ->Frank the ...: lmao... no Frank the ...: holy shit you dont remember? ->Frank the ...: Or rather, you talking to me in the sb ->Frank the ...: LMAO... wow... I wake up to your conversation with me in the shoutbox Frank the ...: alright, im pretty fucking bored, im going to go kill myself now Frank the ...: I even talk in my own box Frank the ...: I'm getting used to talking to box's now Frank the ...: he didnt answer, but I talked to him anyway Frank the ...: scrapper's Frank the ...: I had a pretty long conversation with scrapper shout box Frank the ...: are you sure punkin, do you need some tlc? ->Frank the ...: I"m OK Frank the ...: are you passing out on me punkin? Frank the ...: wow Frank the ...: I got blocked from a mumm Frank the ...: yea, your an alchy to, that is fucked up ->Frank the ...: I know, I was therapizing an alcoh

Sex Therapy
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's marr

Orly?
You Are 52% Sociopath You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior. Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse. Are You A Sociopath?

Weekend Ramblings
On saturday night we had a big irish dinner at home. I'm talking corned beef and potatoes and cabbage and soda bread... it was so good that it was erotic. Anyway, during dinner we were talking about the camping trip last summer with the whole family and I compared my Uncle Chris' snoring to "him raping a manatee." Then my brother in law does a western accent and says, "I wish I could quit you manatee." And that is how my new photoshopping project, my Uncle Chris in the place of Jake Gyllenhal (however its spelled) and the manatee in the place of Heath Ledger... both of course wearing cowboy hats... was born. Nothing prevents people from getting real work done like photoshop. The weekend was pretty good. The shooting was fun and the fishing sucked. Nothing was biting because of how cold it was and I an just happy that I didn't get sick from it. The best part was getting out of the city and seeing some stars, you have to do that from time to time. Hopefully I won't be looking for a

How Democrat Are You?
You Are 52% Democrat You aren't a full fledged Democrat yet, but it's likely the party that fits you best. You probably consider yourself an independent Democrat. You usually support the party, but you also think for yourself! How Democrat Are You?

Violence Is Never The Answer, Lol
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage. Could You Be Violent?

What I've Learned From Watching Porn...
1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16.

Sleeping Position?
src="http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatdoesyoursleepingpositionsayaboutyouquiz/side.jpg" height="100 What Your Sleeping Position Says You are calm and rational person with a good deal of balance in your life. Friends consider you to be kind, caring, and truly loyal. You are easy going and trusting. However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games. Open to the world, you are not afraid to be yourself. If you don't get enough sleep, you are: Able to cope It's hard to sleep next to you because: You're a bed hog What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?

Hare Rama
hare rama Glory of lord speaks on the version of saints on varying subjects related to life including human life too and it also elaborate the features of supreme so called creator of all animate and inanimate in this universe. In fact he belongs to faith and could be achieved by the love along with faith so called supreme. The unborn and all pervading, Brahma, who is unattained by illusion, with out attributes and devoid of play, has sought shelter in the arms of his great devotee called queen kaushalya conquered by her love and devotion. He is fond of true devotees and reach at them with all with out any if and but to please them, to oblige them of their penance on the subject of devotion. The lord, who as all pervading, desire less, unbegotten, attribute less and with out name or form, performed marvelous acts of various kinds for the sake of his devotees. May god bless all on the subject of life as true human. Thanks please.

Top Uk Police Chief Is Found Dead
Top UK police chief is found dead The head of one of the biggest police forces in Britain has been found dead. Michael Todd, the Chief Constable of Greater Manchester Police, disappeared while out walking on Snowdon, north Wales, on Monday night. Rescue teams found the 50-year-old's body on part of the mountain called Bwlch Glas on Tuesday afternoon. The cause of his death is not yet known but suicide is understood to be one line of inquiry. Letters addressed to his family were also found. Deputy Chief Constable Dave Whatton confirmed the death of his friend, a father-of-three, in a statement outside force headquarters in Manchester on Tuesday evening. He said: "Yesterday, Michael Todd, the chief constable of Greater Manchester Police was off-duty and walking in Snowdonia. MICHAEL TODD Born in 1957 1976 Trains with Essex Police, moves to Met 1995: Assistant Chief Constable, Notts 1998 Dep Assistant Commissioner, Met 2000: Assistant Commissioner, Met

You Stupid Son Of A Bitch .... I Hate You.
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU !! I SHOULD HAVE KICKED YOU IN THE NUTS AND MADE YOU STERILE WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. IF I HAD A SHOVEL I'D BEAT YOUR ASS.. I HOPE YOU STEP ON A RUSTY NAIL AND YOUR FOOT FALLS OFF! YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH I HATE YOUR GUTS.. I HATE...YOUR.... GUTS! YOU SLIMY SLITHERY SON OF A BITCH I HATE YOUR GUTS! I HATE YOUR GUTS!!!!!!!!! sorry i had to vent....i hope his ears are burning while he's basking in the phoenix sun...............ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

Your Time Is Coming .
God has placed dreams and desires in each of our hearts. Are you believing for something that seems to be taking a long time? Are you tempted to quit? Maybe you’ve already given up on that dream. Today is a new day—it’s time for you to get your fire back! It may be taking a long time, but God is faithful! He promises to complete the work He began in your life. Don’t fall into the temptation to get complacent and think it’s never going to happen. Right now, whether you see it or not, God is working behind the scenes and arranging things in your favor. When you develop an attitude of expectancy, you open the door to His miracle-working power in your life. Decide today to declare His Word and speak words of victory. Start declaring today, “My time is coming...God is working behind the scenes on my behalf…I will fulfill my destiny…I will fulfill the plan God has for my life!” As you declare and expect God to move, your faith will grow. Your hope will grow. Keep expecting and waiting for th

All Kindz Of Stuff
i am now on comcast and have the super duper high speeeeed but pleaz message me here or at djkohr@knac.com as i will not be making a comcast email other then the one for them to contact me at... so rock on! and thanks for all the birthday wishes.. might be jamming with some local muscians about putting together a new music project.. i did jam with guitarist friend ernie last night and that was cool..rock on! DJKRIS2FUR.COM

People
so i put my status taking applications, ok.... is that so weird or juvenile ? i get a few people askin for what? so i tell you for stalkers... its a joke. its common enough anyway, that when you have friends here on fubar that leave you comments, chat with you on whatever I.M. you like to use...and joke about stalking you, right? does it seem like im into myself or conceited for joking about it? ive joked about stalking a few people myself. maybe some people have really had a stalker, some unwanted attention from other fubar people and dont find the humor in it. from my shout box....i removed the name cus im nice like that. lol her...: you're 37 and you act as if you're 17 you're a simpleton grow up asshole her...: duh? it doesn't say so you don't have to be rude me.: hehehe.... stalkers, duh! lol her...: for what? i just think she needs to lighten up.... maybe im a simpleton to this great mind. i would have explained im always sarcastic if i had not been blocked. oh wel

Want To Own This Princess
Hey Im in an auction and now's the time for you to own me... so who wants me???? click on the pic below to be transferred to the auction page and take a chance of a lifetime that may not come again... I am offering the following 1. rate and comment all pics and stashs 2. put owned by...you... in my name for a month 3. put you in my pimp out for the month 4. various fu-gifts throughout the month 5. a personal salute for you by me the more you pay to win me the better this gets ...so come on what are you waiting for I could be yours for a whole month.... Lets Do this up RIGHT!!!!

Stupid Nasty Ass Skank!!
I am posting this blog cause I am pissed this stupid lil cunt thinks she's got to get involved in my 3 week old daughter's business with her fahter..it ain't even about me..i could careless..but my daughter is none of hers..and her mouth running..and well for those of you on my friends list can see the pics of her and her father and know that they look identical.. Date: Mar 14, 2008 9:39 AM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Subject: just one thing Body: just to let u know i never told todd not to sign the birth certificate see what u guys fail to realize is i don't give a fuck what happens if u guys get bk to gether u do if u don't u don't don't hurt my feelings either way an he knows this. no i have not seen the pics of the baby he told me he deleted them when i ask'd to see them. he said that the baby didn't look like him so all i told him is then i would get a dna test b4 u sign'd it. but belive what u want think what u want cause i could give a fuck less. an as to what

I Lie Awake
Sunshines through the door, the rays hit my face. It is so cold and empty, and I am alone in my place. I smell the breeze of the wind, it is crisp and fresh. Sitting on the floor, thinking about all this mess. Why do I go through it all, what I need is to go for a walk. Or maybe talk to a friend, and have a very long talk. Don`t do that enough as it is, I like to all of the time. But who is there to listen, when I start all my silly rhymes. Wish I could just talk to you, then what would you really do. Sometimes your eyes just glaze over, like you don`t even have a clue. That`s okay, I still like our talks, yes I do listen to all your crap. What I really need to do, is lay down and take a nap. I lay alone in my bed, feeling like I am just dead. To many thoughts are running.... through my torn up head. That is why I LIE AWAKE!!!!

Love
How can you love someone you have never seen with a feeling so passionate that it makes your heart skip a beat at the sound of his voice? How can you feel his hands on you when he has never touched you? How can you feel his lips kiss yours when he has never whispered your name in the night? A love with such passion that life could have never known it in your wildest dreams. Or if it could ever be possible would you turn it away in fear that it could not be real for you had never known such a love? For this love I would take the chance of heartbreak. For I have known a lifetime of heartbreak And heartbreak in itself is of a temporary nature if we allow it to be. But to know just one moment in my life with such passion such feeling such want such need I would give myself entirely without regret without sorrow without remorse to you your wants your needs your love your life. To deny such a love would be the most fatal of mistakes. To deny m

Honey
Dip your finger in honey one by one glistening buttons slip apart at lip's touch tread the tender mountain path at slope of dewfall your thumb will trace out the shell curve of my ear I turn my face to your sweet-scented palm press it to my mouth sorrow melts away like the ink of the squid in clear water your sweat forms a pool in my navel, or my tear falls, turning through space to splash like a sigh on your skin there is no tomorrow though dawn glows pink there is only flooded heartbeat confluence -- and fusion

Question
You woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Stop drinking so much. Damn! 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) F**k me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops 11) Other (Please specify)_____________________________________

A Thing Of Beauty
A Thing of Beauty (Endymion) A thing of beauty is a joy for ever: Its lovliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness; but still will keep A bower quiet for us, and a sleep Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing. Therefore, on every morrow, are we wreathing A flowery band to bind us to the earth, Spite of despondence, of the inhuman dearth Of noble natures, of the gloomy days, Of all the unhealthy and o'er-darkn'd ways Made for our searching: yes, in spite of all, Some shape of beauty moves away the pall From our dark spirits. Such the sun, the moon, Trees old and young, sprouting a shady boon For simple sheep; and such are daffodils With the green world they live in; and clear rills That for themselves a cooling covert make 'Gainst the hot season; the mid-forest brake, Rich with a sprinkling of fair musk-rose blooms: And such too is the grandeur of the dooms We have imagined for the mighty dead; An endless fountai

Evolution? Or Revelation?
Ya know, Sometimes I wonder if What I've gained in these last few months, can make up for what I've lost this last year.... It's March 15th Now, and in This past month, in between: Working on getting myself well again mentally, Making music, Practicing on my DJing to hit the clubs, DJing, Remixing Tracks, Getting re-acquainted with my Friends and Loved ones, Catching small periods of rest/Sleep here and there. I've been doing a lot of thinking and there is this one thing, this one Paradox I should say, that's been running through my mind lately, That is the notion that in order for something to be created, Something has to be destroyed in it's place, Simply put, Something has to die in order for something else to live, Lately though, I'm not sure what parts of my life are metaphorically Living and Dying anymore, It goes back to a lyric I really found myself relating to on more then one occasion: "If I'm not dead enough for life, am I alive enough for death?"

Gun Contorl?
A LITTLE GUN HISTORY In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Germany established gun control in 1938. From 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Uganda established gun contro

The Newest Edition
HI MY NAME IS CARTER CRANE AND IM A DICK. I INVESTIGATE CRIMES IN THE TOWN DEEP DIVE COVE.IT WAS A MUGGY THURS. AFTERNOON WHEN A SEXY VOLUPTOUS WOMAN STANDING STATUESQUE IN MY DOOR WAY CAUGHT MY EYE.I LOOKED AT HER AND SAID"WUTS YOUR NAME;AND WUT DO YOU NEED"? SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID THAT SHE HAD JUST BECOME A WIDOW AND SHE NEEDED SOMEONE TO FIND HER HUSBANDS WILL.I TOLD HER"NO PROBLEM BUT HOW WILL YOU PAY"?THATS WHEN SHE TOOK OFF HER TRECNH COAT REVEALING NOTHING BUT A FRENCH SILK TEDDY AND HIGH HEELS.I REALIZED SHE WAS A BIT OF A TEMPTRESS.I GULPED,AND SAID WELL MA'AM THATS NICE BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DANGER FEE.SHE SAID"I WILL HANDLE THAT AS MANY TIMES AS YOU SEE DANGER".MY HEART WAS POUNDING LIKE A NEW JERSY JACK HAMMER.SHE STARTED KISSING ME HER FULL DOUBLE D'S RUBBING AGAINST MY BADGEAND CHEST.SHE STARTED TO STRIP MEAND AS I WAS IN MY WIFE BEATER TEE SHIRT AND PANTS SHE REACHED FOR MY WAIST.I GRABBED HER HAND AND SNAPPED"I DONT CARE WHO OR WWHAT IS GOIN ON NO ONE GRABS MY GUN"!SHE

Grow Old With Me.
Grow old with me, my darling stay Beside me as we walk our way Through life's uncertainties. Be my light Through stormy days and dark of night. You are my half, you make me whole, You are the mirror of my soul. Without you, life would make no sense. Between us there is no pretense. You know my thoughts before I speak. You lend me strength when I am weak. You tell me things I need to hear. And, even then, you hold me dear. Grow old with me, my darling stay. I need you more and more each day. Grow old with me, my heart implores. We'll live in love forevermore.

Why Couples Don't Have Sex... (funny!)
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up an

12 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents. 2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with. 3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names. 4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft. 6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal. 7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene. 8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive. 9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober. 10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying. 11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers. 12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!

Life With Three
Glory of lord speaks in clear words that can the dark of infatuation and attachments ever approach him, the sun of whose wisdom drives way the night of metempsychosis and the rays of whose speech delight the lotus like sages. According to Vedas there are three kinds of peoples in the world or the embodied soul as human being, the sensual, the seeker and the wise. Sensual who remain on the mode of celebration with out realization their in on the subject in its true pace, seeker who remains on the verge of wishes for more and more from the orbit life on the subject their state of mind and heart interact in a indifferent manner than to attain the final beatitude. Wise always remains in the orbit or tend to be in the orbit of realization for self and the supreme. Wise evaluate the state of satisfaction in them to reach at the core of self to visualize the wisdom of supreme. All kind of spices in life needs feeds to carry on and sensual feed to carry on the spice except the human,

Keep Me Out Of It..damn!
I'm getting so damn tired of hearing my parents argue all the time...then they wanna put me in the middle of their arguements most of the time....one of these days imma just go off on both of they asses....they need to get some counseling or divorce....preferably divorce...I'm about ready to just leave...leave all this bs behind and just start over....there's not one day they don't argue...some days i just seriously feel like breaking anything and everything that's possible...i can't have this going on...i have a job and i dont need to be stressed out seeing as how i deal w/ ppl all day long and me being stressed and bitchy aint good i can't wait for the day i can move out.....

Get To Know Greg
I HOPE I DONT REGRET THIS... YOU CAN ASK ME 10 QUESTIONS: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. __________________________________________________ No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless. I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox. Repost this to see what others ask you. IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK

This Guy...
So, you know, there's this guy you see. He's pretty fucking amazing. We are so much alike, we even have the same things happen to us at the same times. He knows when I need him, instinctively, and when I do, he makes sure that everything is OK, no matter what he's doing. He woke up one morning, knowing I needed him, and saw a text asking him to call. We have this unspoken understanding of each other. Eventhough we both feel the need to explain what we mean sometimes, it actually, very rarely, needs explanation. While arguments are bound to happen, we've decided that they'll either end in a fit of laughter, or go on forever. His touch is amazing, and in it, I felt eternity. I can't say enough about him, can't say even come close to describing the closeness that I feel for him, the tenderness, the... just everything. So, yeah. There's this guy...

Conversation
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about? "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Letter To My Son
Hey Matt it's only me just wanted to let you know although your gone I still have 3 kids and I have not been around you nor your sisters much since 96 I did what I could I came to your graduation as a surprise to you and Tonya and when you wanted into the Army I had no problems even though your mother blames me for you dying cause I signed you in I want you to know your my boy and always will you are my hero adnwill never change that. I remember the last thing you said top me Matt how you won't do anything stupid... Well nothing you can do is stupid and although it took the Army 9 months to find out what killed you and McPeek nothing has changed

Who I Am
Another night again Another journey without friends Another a fight to wish away the loneliness I live Another circus show Another face that I don't know Another night of people asking what I have to give I thought that I would drown But it's okay by now And all along the way I feel a part of me I have to fight Buried somewhere deep beneath my skin The emptiness in me is fadin' I can see my life is waitin' Now I know I'm livin' for who I am Now I know I'm livin' for who I am... The fire grows inside The feeling can not be denied when everywhere I turn there's signs because they push me Well I was fallin' down But it's okay right now And all along the way I feel a part of me I have to fight Buried somewhere deep beneath my skin The emptiness in me is fadin' I can see my life is waitin' Now I know I'm livin' for who I am When everything seems grey When everyone is fake No one really knows you Look into their eyes Rip off your disguise Let 'e

Know Your Music .. I Need Your Imput
Im putting together another CD to really get my groove on for my toning up now that im down a lil over 30 lbs .. But as usual my mind goes Blank when i try to think of some really good Heart pumpin songs .. these are the ones i thought of so far .. so if you can think of any others .. Toss em at me Shake that ass -Groove Armada Bust a Move -Young MC Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake 3am eternal -KLF haha even thinking of putting a lil hammer in it .. So if youve got some good songs you like to work out to or think might be good to put on this CD .. Please lemmie know Thanks and Have a great nite :)

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Just Like Mommy!
this would be my youngest Isaiah.. he was not happy that I did a video with jules and not him while he was at school the other day.. soooo I wanted to say hi:D and call mel a cranky butt..IT WASNT MY IDEA!!!

Mastering Murder!
If I were to kill someone, I wouldn't get caught. It's not because I think I can outsmart the cops...shit no...I couldn't outsmart a brain-dead mongoloid riding the short bus to Moronville. The reason I wouldn't get caught is because there's only one rule to follow...and it's simple - just don't kill someone you know. During any murder investigation the cops always put together a list of suspects which is usually made up of the victim's friends & family. Then the coppers interview everyone, and it's guaranteed the real murderer will say something stupid, or their story doesn't check out...or there was a ½ gallon of blood at the crime scene, and they magically have a huge gash in their arm which is supposedly from when they slipped and fell a few days ago...oh, they be fucked... What a murderer should do is just go to a town they have never been to before. Then walk up to someone's house, shoot them, and walk away. They would never be caught...well, unless they left eviden

The Path Becomes Clearer
The more I read of Rev. Spong, the more I understand his premise in this book and perhaps the premise of his overall theology. Yeshua, being fully, wholly, and completely human, encapsulates Divinity through that completeness. Obviously, to make such a claim, regardless of its accuracy, a good thinker must support such a claim. Hence the latest of his books; a work which should it be this last he publishes, it would certainly be considered a capstone for his theological writings. The basic view of Yeshua calls to mind thoughts of the Sufi masters. They also spoke of transcending the limits of our humanity to reach back to God in totality. The basic views of Yeshua call to mind thought of that wisdom, which I will discuss later, and answers for me, much better, on of my earliest and strongest objections in Christian theology. Growing up in the Bible Belt, I was taught, in my Baptist indoctrination, that I must always and forever fear the same God which was described as the font of et

Ems 911 (now Hiring)
http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=56314. The link above is to my new lounge. Feel free to stop by and say "HI" and join. Granted the Lounge is called EMS 911, but everyone is welcomed to join.

Something Is Missing
Here recently i discovered what my problem has been. Some reasons i wasnt able to figure out what it was. Yesterday i talked to my boys for about an hour or so. I discovered that ever since i lost being able to be around my kids i have turned my attention away from what is important. That is them. I have been so worried about making other people happy i forgot what i needed. I need them. Women i have discovered that I really dont need them. I do need my boys. Accept me for what i am. Well i am a father. I beleive in God. I beleive that all men are created equal. I know that without my boys i would be nothing. and since i lost my boys i have been nothing. I have done nothing. But its over. Im going to get things going so I can get my boys. And be happy. Be the father that i know that i can be. Give them something that nobody else can. i will always remember what is the most important thing to me. The only thing that I would give my life for and that is my children. I love you guys