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I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." Hi

Jeff's Reply
This is the reply I received from Jeff on my bulletin, I decided to repost it here, he also has a copy in his blogs. _______________________________________________ Comments on this bulletin: *Lord_Wolf***A Public Apology To Melissa Silverwolf Rougue Femme,I'm Trully Sorry Melissa,I Hone 2007-06-30 23:41:24 Concidering I Apologized to you an Bought you a Non Happy Hour Pimpin Gift,VIC Quality.An Told you I will Leave you Alone I was Hurt we used to be Friends we Shared many Laughs on yahoo messenger during our LRL Hay Day.But you seem to forgotten of this,You yourself was also a Trusted an Respected Loyal with a Special Gift of Healing.You were suppose to stay my friend Forever.I had Hoped very Much you would.Something about my fishing an Pleasure weekends that cancel out,I seem to cause unpresidented Drama.I am very Sory Melissa if I caused you any Harm. ________________________________________________ I appreciate the fact that he has a public apology up for me a

Bombing Opportunity
If anyone is interested in helping a friend of a friend with a contest, here's your chance. Just copy and paste this url into your browser to get to the bomb dropping point. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=511251&albumid=427973&i=1534380713 This was requested by Angel Morph f.k.a. Lord Fishwolf

Kind Of Person
The True You You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed. With respect to money, you spend as little as possible. You think good luck depends on maintaining good relationships with others. The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort. You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked. When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match. Who's The True You?

(must Read)
i don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do... This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty good with girls.. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. If you do cheat on them do not ever talk to the girl or see the girl you cheated on them. They will be hurt , no matter what they say. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends

Gotta Luv Cyberspace... Lol
Are you quick to judge before you know.. To act before you think.. Is that the way you go? Do you go for ‘blood’ and ask questions later... Does the truth to you.. even matter...? Aww.. Such is the world that revolves around ‘cyber’ too many quick to make enemies.. before knowing their ‘neighbor’ here in this place..where bruises don’t show.. and the nose bleeds wouldn’t drip the eyes won’t show black.. and hair won’t get ripped... Friends are made and enemies come out.. but take a sec...and think.. Its cyberspace...What the hell are you really fighting about? *~Candyce~*

Just Chillin
hi there i am betty i like to spend my time chillin and grillin out with my man. I like goin campin and fishin ,watchin nascar im wat u could call a bit of a laid back chic i love my life and wouldnt have it any other way> so stop by and say hey to me and check out some of my pics you never know wat u might find in my photo album ..... lol

Hate...
Well. Mum has finally decided that she is gona throw him out soon. She told my aunt that she's "in the process of kickin him out". She wouldnt tell my aunt that if she wasnt serious. She gave him the ultimatium of "GET OUT or GET A JOB" like a month ago, u'd think he'd go do sumthing. NOPE. NOTHING. he jus goes out & drinks everyday basically now. He is sill in her room. Sleepin in her bed, with all his stuff spread around. You know a real man wouldnt be doin this to a woman. But noooo he cant be a man he has to be an ASSHOLE. She's stuck on the couch that has a million holes in it. As soon as we come back from vacation, we're cleanin out his room & movin anything thats in her room thats his back into his room & i think she's finally gona kick him out down to the couch. He is jus really gettin to me now. I dont know y. Ever since the fire everything he has been doin is pissin me off. & it jus shows me that I dont ever want this kinda shit in a guy im with. Ill go craz

Passion Coupon
Passion Coupon... This is a Passion Coupon for all of the hugs, kisses, and love that you desire. You can only redeem it in the bedroom, where you must strip off all of your clothes, kneel on the edge of the bed, and await my tender touch. Expect the most delicious night of passion imaginable, because that's exactly what I'm going to give you... and then some! "Passion Coupon," written and designed by Bobette Bryan, 2004

Just Doin A Small Pimpout
I'm just doin a small pimpout. Go show these awesome people some love. They love it. Let em know I sent ya. Kimmy@ CherryTAP -->♥AsH.WєєE.♥RJeezys CT Wifey..((Underground Promoter/Mod))@ CherryTAP ۞RJeezy۞AsH.WeeEs CT Husband۞UNDERGROUND HEAD DJ۞@ CherryTAP bucs24,CONFEDERATE BOMBERS OF CT~*undergrounds promoter*@ CherryTAP Mr. Porge *Official Team Shocker Minister*@ CherryTAP drew64_4**Underground Security**##Jeezy's Offical Bodyguard##@ CherryTAP jonjon@ CherryTAP ~Simplicity~Dirty South Crew~I.B.I.C.~@ CherryTAP *ScorpGRRL420*J.phrey's CT wife*@ CherryTAP ★ANGEL~BABY★ ®™ (CT BAD B*TCH) ★PLZ★RATE★MY★PROFILE★TY@ CherryTAP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another Pim

I Am Hopeless In Love With You.
You would think by now I could move on with my life. The pain has mend itself The anger has left, like the storm passing by. And I still see I hopeless in love with you. you move on without a care. The words you said to me still play in my head. Just like it was yesterday you said them I found myself hopeless in love with you I went down a few roads since our goodbye. but none could satisfied me because I am hopeless in love with you day dreams of you coming home hold on to something that I should not I hopeless in love with you No matter where I look No matter where I turn I am hopeless in love with you. No other is like you no other can make me smile like you do. No other can hold me I am hopeless in love with you

Not A Good Day!
I am leavng now for the shelter to put down two of my beloved darling's they are both in pain. They are both 9 1/2 years old and it is their time but it doesnt make it any easier. Champs is the one in my photo album who fell asleep on the cans of food. Spectra is a pure white albino who just lost his buddy sly a little while back and without his buddie his old age just caught up with hime. Pray for Agnes for me,,she came here bounded with Sly and Spectra and she will most likely die from depression, but she is young and I hope I can pull her through this. Blessed Be

Who Is She
Who is She? what is it that people see when they look at me talk to me think of me i wonder.... i am different things to different people a sister a lover a friend yet how is it... that different people who see different me's think they know the real me when i'm not even sure who she is? Written by Anastasia Psaros (c) 1995 *Return to Pandora's Box of Poetry*

My Horoscope For 7-16-07
So many people are trying to get your attention right now, but you only have eyes for a certain someone. But, does this person even know that he or she is a priority in your life? That's a very important question.

The Easter Dress....remember Children Will Repeat Everything You Say
It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is that your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

Poem:no Wishes Well
I want to run away Inside my bright red scream I want to break the doors Holding back my dream Living like this Checking the skies for rain A constant reminder Of this burden and pain I'm holding on to A shooting star Its points cutting my skin This time it's gone too far Nothing left to wish on My bloody star fell Left me drowning in hopes Inside my wishing well Not looking for a hero To owe such a debt I could not ask for saving This loss is not a regret I want to run away But there's nothing out there I want to shatter windows That look out on nowhere This is not life If I'm already dead My bleeding heart stopped beating And tears I no longer shed

Soul Twisted
My soul is twisted inside. Pain now leads me to darkness. Evil engulfs the good I once was. No more shall I be the abused. I seek this path of destruction. Revenge my only thought. As I dwell within the shadows. Waiting, watching, anticipating, I linger beyond the realm of light. A soul cast deep into purgatory. Wicked temptress of the night, a vulture now ready to feed. Come to me innocent soul. Let me devour your very heart. Become my prince in the darkness. Together we shall feast in silence. Cast out the shadows of doubt. Lovers at this lost gateway to hell. Let me feed upon your goodness. You shall become as I have. A twisted soul in purgatory...

Being A Juggalette
Being a Juggalette (or Juggalo) isn't about how much merchandise you have or knowing every little detail about ICP. It's about being yourself- about seeing the world differently from normal society and not giving a fuck where your opinion fits in. Juggalettes don't take shit from other people, they know who they are and they accept it. They don't let any Feminem fans fuck with their family and they defend the family 100%. True Juggalettes know what it's like to be an outsider. It don't matter how many hatchetman tatoos you have, or how many ICP cd's you own, it's about being yourself and not caring if other people don't like who you are. It's about knowing that you always have the family to lean on when you need support. And one of the most important things is being a true believer in the Dark Carnival and knowing that when life fails you, Shangri-La will always be a place for you to go, and as long as you truly believe in the Dark Carnival- that's where you WILL go. That's what my def

The Truth
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth" -- even when you don't know anything. The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."

Psst Don't Tell
Had to get on for a few to upload pictures new pictures of Little Ryan. He is getting so big. I am starting to feel a little better. Which is very good. But getting very tired of laying down. and very bored. so I had to it on for a few mins and see how things are going. See that it is now Fubar instead of Cherry Tap. Well it is back to laying down and reading a new book. Will Check in when I can......love ya all Laree

Awesome Helpful Tips
It's been a while...and with the new site changes, I thought it would be a great time to put out the FUBAR support blogs. Some new nifty site features and links...and some new information as well. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Vault http://fubar.com/blog/60737 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Underage Reporting http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324322 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mumm Drama http://fubar.com/blog/60737/430810 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NSFW Repost of SCRAPPERS blogs http://fubar.com/blog/60737/249509 * NSFW Flagging Abuse * and Guidelines http://fubar.com/blog/60737/257665 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Harassment...How to Cope http://fubar.com/blog/60737/359777 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Important FuBar Links http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324245 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Reply To Eric's Comment
Eric commented the following: “So what are your specific disagreements with the reasoning between the 4th Geneva Convention? While one behind all of them, I believe, is that it is intended to prevent escalation, you already assume that there is no hope for any other end to this war (it does seem to me folly; it also forgets that there are factions in enemy leadership that can be encouraged and discouraged by our actions, and it forgets, in related manner, the principle of "self-fulfilling prophecy". I admit you have some evidence on your side (gah, I do remember what happened to a fictional would-be ex-terrorist leader who tried to bring in factions to make peace on the TV show 24 recently- killed by our side, if accidentally) but not sufficient that I find compelling. “ Well stated Eric so I though I would Blog my answer and response as a way to debate the issue and I also understand I have an advantage due to it being my blog and your comments here are rather limited due to a

Broken
I thought that you would never go. Does this sadness i hold inside show? Two different lives take there way and in the end I'm the one that has to pay. I'll lose all the joy inside, but knowing to be a friend you tried. As long as your happy i won't care, even if it means I'll have to face what i fear. Every moment shines like the stars. And I'll try to fix my scars, the scars of when you went away and gone to live in that better day.

Pirates Of The Carribean:at World's End
Better than the rest. Pirates never disappoints. Another great movie by Gore Verbinski, and of course, another great performance from Johnny Depp.UNPARALLED battle scenes!!The cast did a fantastic job and the special effects are praiseworthy as well!The world's end scenes are eerie and dark but very very cool, I loved the Davy Jones' Locker scenes. It was trippy and dream like and I loved the cinemetography. Up is Down. the visuals of his movie are great, especially that of the battle scene where will proposed to elizabeth while fighting(some way to conduct a marriage ceremony)LOL,Lots of fantastic moments, and a bunch of laughs.Question what's better than 1 Jack Sparrow?100 Jack Sparrows lol. All loose ends from previous movies pretty much resolved in a satisfying manner.Let me know what you guys think.... http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com

Life
life is just plain out boring there aint nothing to do that is fun that yo wont catch a case with. realationships are a whole nother story it seems like noone wants to be real with anyone anymore. but its all good cause im a strong woman that dont need anyone to get by in life.

Men
Men are so mean sometimes it makes me wonder why I should even bother with anything at all with them... I have had one too many experiences with men and still haven't found that one who can treat me right or even not use me for sex or other things either. I guess I should stop that huh lol...Well today is 1 hell of a boring day for me you know.... I hope everyone is enjoying this weather

Me Me Me! Lol
I am a strong Mexican American Female who was raised in the Silicon Valley. I am the first ever Mexican Valley girl. I am not stuck up, i just think highly of myself. I love the finer things in life but don't need these things to survive, but that doesn't mean I don't want the latest Coach purse added to an already jaded collection hehe. I was a teacher for 11yrs and have recently switched careers. I am working with the USRA(Universities Space Research Association)-SOFIA(Stratospheric Observatory For Infrared Astronomy), at NASA Ames and I absolutely love my job. I am in school and get excellent grades. I am a happy person and am always smiling or giggling for some reason or another. I LOVE to read! I love Shakespeare and am really into to poetry and writing. I also love to read about all different subjects from- the Autobiography of Alexander the Great to learning about how stars are born. I love to learn and am so in love with my mind because it encourages my body to get up and make

Yay For Me!!!!!!!!
I am so happy right now, I finally got someone that actually cares about me and wants me for me! I know things are not going to always go exactly the way that is planned, but at least I know he cares about me for ME!

Hi My Freinds
I'm a friendly person love chatting to new people be happy with yourself it is unimportant I'm still learning that had a lot of good and bad in my life one day at a time live for today as tomorrow is promised to no-one to be loved you have to love yourself as who you are and by the way Garfield is still my favorite cat He Lynn

News Report On Emo Kids
seriously gay! i hate it when people talk about kids and act like theyre soooo surprised and say its "disturbing" just cuz they dont understand it how gay -.- and they say one of my fav bands has an emo song!! what the hell!! this is something to rage about im serious so they fear what their kids are doing but they dont understand it in the frist place if they didnt notice them changing thats their fault -.- and now that theyre "emo" they start going omggg nooo my kids emo hes going to commit suicide -.- gay! this is so freakin retarded

3 Priests
Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached the window. "Young lady, I would like three pickets to titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled. The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified, he too fled. "Morons...." the third priest mutters and moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you." They took the bus.

Wtf????????????
I need to vent and I guess I am going to do it on FUBAR... Maybe I will feel better if I do.... What is the world coming to when you get so upset that you need the internet for advise? Where to begin..? When you lose your childhood and all your friends for the sake of "love" and then you relize that the only place you were really at was at a dead end... it sucks... Ya know, Daniel left for a married woman and got her pregnant. She is due in Dec and they are naming the baby Daniel Dewayne Chance Jr... Not to mention my youngest was born 8/22/03 (Johnathan Daniel) and he cheated and had Daniel Bailey 9/22/03.. Through that and a year in prison- I tried. When he nearly killed me and he overdosed on cocaine.. I tried... I can't try any more... Here is where the story gets fucked up... I knew Chris before Daniel- he had actually hooked us up... Chis's mom was married to Daniel's step grandfather... The first week of March Daniel did not come home.. The phone rang one day and it was Ch

Whats The Deal
Whats the deal with this web site ? Is it a place to meet people or is it just too check people out ? Anyway.. Whats up for the weekend ? anyone doing anything ? Whats up with no one asking to see my NSFW pics.. haha there are no too bad ones.. and whats the deal with my BFF not posting pics yet? its thursday and im bored.. some one comment on my pics.. ill return the favor

1st Letter I Sent Her (04/08/07)
Hi Sugar! I got your pictures yesterday and received another Email from you today. I guess you're kind of serious about finding your life partner! I'm as serious as you are, but when I meet people from the Net, it kinds of freaks me out a bit. My uncle just got scammed into something like that. He met this nice Russian lady about 6 months ago and was supposed to meet her last weekend (she was supposed to come down to Canada) but after telling us some sort of story about why she couldn't take the plane, we soon realized that she was scamming my uncle. So he thought that he had met someone he could trust and love, but she just took advantage of him. So now if you understand what I'm saying, you will be patient with me....At least 'till I can build a solid trust toward you. I saw your pictures and I really like what I see. You seem to be the type of person that I would probably ask to dance if I saw you in a Night Club or something. I tried to go back and look at you profile on

This Weekend At Celebration 2007
Wow, what a weeken. Celebration 2007 was out of this world. between fabulous prizes to new product unveiling, the time was well spent. Watch our very own video on u-tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygUvdRWNdu4 then visit my web page for more info on your very own spa escape or joinging my growing team. www.beautipage.com/heidijoy Learn how to pamper yourself at home, and keep that youthful look and if you are looking for an unlimited career opportunity, we offer that too. Kisses hugs and glowing days, Heidi

Too Hot To Think Tonight
1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Oh god exactly how damaging is Jager? 2. Do you trust all of your friends? Are you sure I have friends? 3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? Fuck no they are brining their happy asses to me 4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? If not I can sure as hell make a reason later 5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship? ~1. Farm animals (don’t question it just accept it) ~2. The refusal to hide bodies for me 6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Shit we can all be doctors we all got some people to deal with 8. Are you afraid of falling in love? Am I hitting concrete ? 9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? Yes, but we will not discuss that due to the fact that the order has not been lifted yet 10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked

Not Clear On These Peoples Concept...
Good Morning you ever wonder if certain events are fixed. You know the winner is determined before the contest has started. Jenny Brown, 62, entered her sponge cake in a contest sponsored by an organization in Wimblington, England, in July, was informed by judges that she had won "second place," and was only later told that she was the only entrant (but was also told that she could not have first place). [BBC News, 7-5-07] Apparently the Judges wife’s cake did not get entered after all… This next little bit borders on the line of being love sick and just plain forgot this might be dangerous… Undignified Deaths A 21-year-old man fell to his death in Tuscarawas County, Ohio, in April when he leaned a little too far over on a hillside rock in order to write his girlfriend's name on an available space on the surface. (Her name is Kaylee and not, unfortunately, just Kay.) It’s sad when you just can’t be happy with having a girlfriend / boyfriend and not shouting it to the world. [Plain

What Sin Do You Commit Most?
You scored as Lust, How sexy...Your sin is LUST! Everyone around you thinks your some kinda slut/manwhore. Your mind maybe attracted to things not fit for virgin ears. Though sometimes you just cant help it, it happens to rear its head every now and then, and some people are attracted to that of the same sin. Then again....maybe you just want to have some fun with someone you...well...just dont know!Lust60% Pride50% Envy30% Gluttony20% Greed10% Anger10% Sloth0% What SIN Do You Commit Most?created with QuizFarm.com

Too Much
last week i decided i would live like i did when i was in college and go out every night and have fun. well i had fun, but what the hell i spent over $900 in alcohol and food in seven nights. no wonder i was in debt to my eye balls all the time back then. that means i was spending $128.57 a night in booze and food. and it wasn't like i was ordering drinks and eating steaks i was having beer, pizza and burgers and maybe a salad. jeez i'm glad i'm not addicted to anything. except maybe warcraft, but that's only costing me 15 bucks a month. damn 900 bucks pissed away...man makes you wonder.

Interpol/ Lottery Scams
This is what my friend sent me, when she contacted the international police department and I just want everyone to know that this is very real and my friend was very scared about what would happen next. If any of you know what happens in cases like this please let me know so that I can help my friend out as much as possible. Thanks. Amanda Z. Dear Sir or Maam, My name is **********. My father recieved a letter from the International Claims unit that had a $3900 check written out to my dad. According to the letter, he was suppose to put $2800 away for insurence for the lottery amount $250,000 and $1100 was to go for miscillanius taxes thru the government. He was suppose to do this thru moneygram/western union. My mother, who works at a bank, called the bank that this check was made out thru and found that the check was good and had money in it but she went thru an automated system to find that out though; she did not speak to a real person. And so seeing that this ch

Giant Donkey Balls
Have you ever been in the position where you are waiting for a phone call, or a text message, or an email from that one person who makes you feel like your grip on the skin of the world is firm enough to stop you sliding of? The person who doesn’t have to say anything when you’re together, just be there? The one who makes you stop doubting your existence and makes you realise that you are a fully paid up member of the human race? And they are the one person who doesn’t know that they are that person to you? If not, then I have mingled feelings of pity and envy for you. If you have, it’s just the pity. This is one of the worst places I have been. It’s a middle ground, a no-mans-land between acceptance and rejection and, quite frankly, it sucks giant donkey balls.

Martin Luther King
10 Things You Might NOT Have Known About Martin Luther King 1. He expressed as a young man some "embarrassment" about all the "stomping and shouting" that went on in some churches and said upon entry into Morehouse that his "primary interest is politics." 2. When James Earl Ray went to purchase the rifle that would be the murder weapon he had mentioned that he was going deer hunting. Upon hearing this, the sales clerk talks him out of the 6MM .243 caliber model and hands him the 30-06 caliber Remington Gamemaster that was used. Ballistics experts have argued whether or not the difference in power would have saved King's life. 3. A gifted student he graduated high school at 15 years of age and delivered his first prepared sermon in his father's church, Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, at age 18 in the Summer of 1947. 4. His birth name Michael Luther King, Jr. was changed to Martin prior to his starting school. 5. There is still an ongoing inv

Well Thanks For The Support And All The Help
well friends and family thank you for all the luv and support but im soory to say I didnt win nothing just seems sad but oh well ill try again next time once agai thank you luv you all

Sex And Taboos In The Islamic World
Sex and Taboos in the Islamic World By Amira El Ahl and Daniel Steinvorth (From Das Spiegal) Sex is a taboo in conservative Islamic countries. Young, unmarried couples are forced to seek out secret erotic oases. Books and play that are devoted to the all too human topic of sex incur the wrath of conservative religious officials and are promptly banned. Rabat, Morocco. Every evening Amal the octopus vendor looks on as sin returns to his beach. It arrives in the form of handholding couples who hide behind the tall, castle-like quay walls in the city's harbor district to steal a few clandestine kisses. Some perform balancing acts on slippery rocks and seaweed to secure a spot close to the Atlantic Ocean and cuddle in the dim evening light. The air tastes of salt and hashish. On some mornings, when Amal finds used condoms on the beach, he wishes that these depraved, shameless sinners -- who aren't even married, he says -- would roast in hell. Cairo, Egypt. A hidde

Testing
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Automotive Acronyms
AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD First On Rust and Deterioration GM General Maintenance GMC Garage Man's Companion HONDA Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.. HUMMER Huge Ultra-Magnificent Mega-Expensive Ride HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive . . .. MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.. PROTON Possibly the Riskiest Option to Travel On-road Nowadays.. SAAB Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.. TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This

To My Friends...in Regards To My Other Account...
I don't know if you remember when I had announced that I was expecting a baby. Well, a few weeks ago I had found out that I had miscarried my baby at 16 weeks. I was going through a tramatic time and had pulled myself away from everyone. I had also deleted my (at the time) cherrytap account. That's why I disappeared. It was nothing against any of my dear friends, I just needed time for myself. The emails and outpouring of love from my friends really meant alot to me. Thank you for being there. xoxo~Green Eyed Girl~

Kelsy Briggs(daddys Little Solider)
Please watch her story and share it with others. It is a TRAGIC story but one that must be shared. Hopefully her story will touch your heart and you will be willing to step up to the plate and help children who can't help themselves. she was such a beautiful little girl.I cannot believe someone can be so heartless. How could the mother allow this to happen. No one person is worth your own Childs life.

A Love I Found On The Net
A love I found on the net by Anna The Night I met You,Your name on my screen I never thought that I would feel love. I never believe of love on the net.but days go by we chat and talk,we shared words that have coused my heart to care,at first i was scared myself to share with you,but you showed me ways. to make my cold heart smile.I love the way we talk over and over again,I have wanted to devour you.not just in a dream,nor by computer keys, I want to touch your body and feel you near to hold you tightly,not just in words but in reality,show you how much Im deeply in love with you.I want our fantasies to all come true,BABY I want to be with you.I will give up everything just to be with you for a second Notes From The Author: You may e-mail me with any comments about my poetry. I never believe love online i thought just a games,when people get bored,but until i meet this person,he touch my heart make my life colorful...so people outher dont find love coz love come when yo

An Angel On My Screen
An Angel On My Screen by GAGOO I met an angel on my screen So friendly, kind and sweet... She makes me feel so special I long for when we’ll meet... We’ve talked for hours here online And many on the phone... She’s brought such joy into my life When once I was alone. The love I feel within my heart Was but a dream to me... A dream that once was out of reach Has become reality... Ever present in my thoughts Always in my heart... Forever shall I love her And never shall we part. I met an angel on my screen So full of life and love... An angel that was sent to me From Heaven up above... Always with a kind word Her laughter fills the air... Her love is neverending A love that’s always there. So if you ever meet someone My wish for you is this... I wish you all the love I’ve found For it’s the sweetest gift... The feeling that you are so loved No other can compare... To have this kind of special love And someone with wh

If She Only Knew!!!
..I'm sorry that i bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep be

Drug Policy Reform - United States
Here are a bunch of links to organizations and groups that are trying to help with the reform of MARIJUANA laws. If you for the legalization of marijuana read up and show your support! NORML National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws www.norml.org Students for a Sensible Drug Policy www.ssdp.org Students for Sensible Drug Policy seeks to reduce the harms caused by drug abuse and drug policies. Drug Policy Alliance www.drugpolicy.org Envisioning new drug policies based on science, compassion, health and human rights and a just society in which the fears, prejudices and punitive prohibitions of today are no more. Marijuana Policy Project www.mpp.org MPP believes that the greatest harm associated with marijuana is prison. To this end, MPP focuses on removing criminal penalties for marijuana use, with a particular emphasis on making marijuana medically available to seriously ill people who have the approval of their doctors. DanceSafe www.dancesafe.o

Love Betrayed
Still born tears Sieze my cheeks To bring my mind To a restless sleep Crying for so long Lonely in my own home I'm done with crying I'm done with dying Happy memories A lifetime away Pain is all i see today Sins of a love Not ment to be Hears ceasing to exsist Thier love is gone It died with the betrayal One heart still Strives to live But to mend again Is another story Waiting to be told.

One Must First Lose
One Must First Lose The loneliness of silence Envelopes me again I try to relax As my heart settles in I wonder what happened To my wonderful friend Who always stayed with me Until the night was to end It seems the house shook As he walked across the floor I couldn’t quite catch him As he walked through the door A discussion turned ugly As we said things we regret At one moments such notice My heart began to fret Some things can go sour Without knowing just why And I pleaded to the heavens As I looked to the sky This man I still love him Without a moment of shame And he is still angry With my being to blame When will I learn to keep quiet When will enough be enough Sometimes I just don't get it And the lesson seems rough One moment of anger One moment of fear And I remember my life Before I shed a tear This man who so loved me Mad me happy with glee Will forever be gone from my life So why can't I see That sometimes to win One m

...friends...
While I have been blessed with a few close friends, I still almost at all times feel completely alone. I remember one of the times in my life when my friend needed me more than anything, and my stepfather, who will discussed in another chapter of this tale of what causes a man to lose his face and have only a thousand masks while never having a true face. But that is for another time, forbade me from being with my friend because his parents were going through a divorce, and I was forbidden by my father to not be around my friend whom is even to this day is like a brother to me. This was a moment that shaped me I think in a lot of ways that are probably not the best things that have happened. The alienation I felt at this time of my life would almost feel strangling. It is at these times perhaps my escapism became the better part of my coping mechanism to deal with pain. In this instance I remember listening to my stepfather telling me not to go over to my best friends house and

Bleh
I'm bored, in fact, I think I've passed up bored, so as so many others I know do, I figured I'd blog about it. That's right folks this is a blog about absolutely NOTHING! It's wet and dreary outside, I'm tired and would love to crawl back into bed but instead I'm stuck at the worlds most boring job thinking about my nice warm blanket at home. Ah well though, it's a paycheck and affords me to have a bit of fun, and pays the bills. Anyway, hope everyone is having a good day!

Please Message Me!
Have you got FLARE? Do you like MUSIC? Do you have a passion for FUN? If you answered yes to all the above, then why don`t you think about becoming a DJ for Underworld, We let you play whatever you like, and its a chance to make great friends. Message me on FU or yahoo if your interested, Dj_minxy24 is my yahoo but i ask you to only add me if you are serious! Thanks for your time Dj Minxy xxx

Ashes Of Eden
THIS WILL BE THEIR LAST SHOW UNTIL AFTER THE FIRST OF THE YEAR SO IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THEM PLAY YET. THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST OPPORTUNITY FOR A WHILE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING THEY WILL TOTALLY ROCK YOUR ASS OFF FREE SHOW. NO COVER CHEAP DRINKS. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED ALSO, CHECK OUT THEIR MYSPACE PAGE AT: MYSPACE/ASHESOFEDEN1

Political Soapbox
I received an email from a friend who sent me one of those patriotic chain letters that said that I shouldn't be so selfish as to always worry about my little problems when there are soldiers fighting in Iraq. Here is my reply: It's not that I don't support the troops, but I hate these type of emails. Those Americans soldiers weren't forced into the military. They voluntarily signed their life away. And if we didn't have such a screw-up as a president, they wouldn't be over in Iraq. So many self-righteous hypocrites act like if we don't think about the soldiers "protecting our freedoms" (uh, more like "killing Iraqis") every single day, we aren't patriots and are somehow committing some sin. I think it's more patriotic to question our government, to make sure that it's doing what it's supposed to do, and hold it accountable when it doesn't, than to just blindly trust it and fall in line. I just hate any chain letters, including stuff like this or "my 6 year old daughter has le

$aving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A friend sent me this… Good information and makes sense. Pass it on! Gregg ---------------------------------------- I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipeline; one day it is diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34 storage tanks here with a capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are some tricks to help you get your money's worth: 1) Fill up your car/truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling upin the afternoon or evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline, jet fuel, diesel, ethanol and

Un-named.
I am that dream you can never forget, I am that mistake you'll always regret, I am that true love you let slip so far away, I am that fear you hope not to face everyday, I am that lonely look everyone sees in your eyes, I am that feeling you get when someone dies, I am that feeling you get when walking down a dark lonely street, I am your heart when it aches from defeat, I am the shadow that you see thats not really there, I am that person in which you should always live in fear.

As You Were.
return to life as you were, Before I came into play, return to life as you were just forget about that day, return to life as you were no longer falling asleep on the phone return to life as you were once again facing it all alone, return to life as you were forget the memories that we shared, return to life as you were, when you believed no one cared, return to life as you were, though it will never be as it was before, return to life as you were, you'll never forget the day i walked through the door, return to life as you were, another thing to add to the list of things that failed, return to life as you were, another part of your life that derailed, return to life as you were, another piece of your heart now gone in the wind, return to life as you were, now with just another memory of a best friend.

Confusion
I lay there confused, battered and bruised, Tears in my eyes, they can't hear my cries, All they can see is a fucked up girl, But what they dont see, if she's going through hell Drink is an option yet she stays away, Maybe tomorrow just not today, so she walks in her bathroom and pulls out the blade, blood drips from her skin, this is today, Crying in pain she breaks out a grin, This is the end my new life begins, She can't seem to focus, she can't seem to hear, All of her friends and family near, They kneel down beside, hoping she's better, Thats when they notice the blood stained letter, I'm sorry to all i couldnt go through, This life i was living, it's what i had to do, I'll be smiling down, so please no more tears, Im happier now than i have been in years, You were there for me when you wanted to bother, But wat you didnt realise, i needed a mother, If you had just stopped all your drinking and been, Normal and loving my life would of seen, love a

Lady In Black
I can't believe that I'm here.I'm inside a night club called "The Pit".I'm surrounded by an orgy of bodies moving to the beat of the mind numbing music.The music is so loud that I think that I heard a couple of eardrums explode.I can smell the sweat,alcohol and the strong scent of the intimate encounters all around me.Why did I even come here?I ask myself.That's when I see her.The women I followed straight into this club.Before I came to this club I was on the rooftop of a business building.I figured I'd just wait there intill something interesting happened.That's when I noticed out of the corner of my eyes a lady in black leap off a buildings roof across the street from the one I stood on.It had to be a 50ft drop.I thought that she was a crazy lunatic commiting suicide.Would'nt be the first time someone ended their life from a drop off a buildings rooftop.To my surprise this lady landed gracefully on her feet,without breaking any bones in her body.What manner of creature was this wome

The Ugly Bus
Ugly Bus A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

Illusions
I didn't write this and no it's not some sappy shit. It is true it seems. A friend who goes by AshersDiana wrote this. A very sweet friend. Illusions You look at my face and see the smile pasted there… I meet your eyes and let you smile back at me, a charade. I can see through the mask you wear, see your sin… Do my best to hide my own, lest you break the façade. And still I see you, struggling to maintain the mask… I want to know why, why persist with this killing game? We are all animals, eating, sleeping, fucking, shitting… And everything else is just fodder on which to lay blame. The money, the cars, the house, the career, all material things… What really matters? What fills you up and makes you warm? Let go of the self others have made you, find the real you within… Welcome it, embrace it, good, bad and all, or else find yourself torn. Demons lurk within us all, no one is spared the torture… Of living in a world of illusions, nothing real or

Friday
Ok so Friday was well the start of a wonderful weekend... Worked a normal day... And then went shopping.. You know the local "toy" store. Well nothing really jumped out at me .. came home and spent a wonderful evening with my wonderful husband. Do we always see eye to eye but when we do watch out cause there will be a spark somewhere and well Friday night lets just say it was a warm night. I feel so close to him.. He is my world

My Friends And Fans- Family Too
I just want to thank you to all those who have helped me get this far. You have been wonderful and terrific People. My Hats off to you, if you need me let me know, I will do my best!

More "other Guys"
I sort of did this in my "Other Guys" Post but I would add: “These "Other 11" [Note for non football fans: I promise this will be one of the last, if not the last of my Football posts at least until much later in the season.] [Note for REAL football fans if you want more of my brilliant insight, visit: www.condraft.com] The Consensus Draft Service Marcel Frost is a celebrated recruit who transferred with Eric Haw from Ohio State. Frost broke his left leg on one of the final plays of Jackson State's spring game and the recovery has been slow and painful. Frost was cleared to take his brace off and run on the leg a few weeks ago, but getting in game shape may take longer; reportedly he's aiming for the Sept. 13 Southwestern Athletic Conference opener against Texas Southern as a realistic goal. Frost is prototypical in terms of size and 6 ft. 4.3 in 256 and runs about 4.8 he was originally projected to DE. Frost is a talented athlete with all the physical tools, however there

Are You An Independent Musician?
Stinkeye Radio is looking for Independent Musicians! Stinkeye Radio supports independent musicians, if you would like your music played on our station feel free to contact us for details on how to get your music on our air waves at stinkeyeradio@yahoo.com

Serendipity Baby
So I was going to go take some new pictures, cause a lot of my friends have been on me to update my stuff. So I get everything set up, find the camera, get the chip back in it, and get it ready. But the battery had died the other day, so I have to plug it in for a while. No problem right... Except the STUPID plug is MISSING!!!!!!!! So now I have a dead camera and no plug to recharge it, and the battery can't be changed out cheaply. Now I'm screwed until I can figure out what the Hell I did.

They Dont Know Shit
Ok so I guess this could be considered a rant or whatever just some shit on my mind and yeah time to get it off. So I got questions for everyone please feel free to answer with your comments and whatever else you feel like saying. Why do people feel they gotta speak on things that they have no fucking idea about?? Why do people gotta be jealous and destructive against things that they envy? Why can't people just happy for one another instead they gotta try and be sneaky and try to put doubts in motherfuckers heads like we just blind and don't see what they are attempting. Anyone that knows me knows I am really not a big internet person. I spent most of my life doing shit that people said I shouldn't and I have usually always handled my issues in my life with a suitable amount of force. I have turned over a new leaf as of late due to my wonderful woman she has helped to change to the man that will be more diplomatic then to just be an aggressor. But things like what I am talking about r

Meeting Tonight 10pm Est Time!!!
WE WILL BE HAVING A MEETING TONITE IN THE LOUNGE PLEASE ALL BBW/BHM BOMBERS MUST ATTEND IF YOU CANT MAKE IT PLEASE LET ME KNOW IT WILL BE AT 10PM EST TIME...REMEMBER THE BOMBFEST IS COMING UP THIS WEEKEND SO PLEASE BE READY TO BOMB AWAY!!!WE WILL ALSO DISCUSS THE BEST TIMES FOR PPL TO BOMB DURING THE BOMBFEST...THANKS FOR YOUR TIME... MUCH LOVE & RESPECT CANDYRAIN

Recieved From Barack Obama Re 911
Dear KATHRYN, "Six years ago, on a bright and beautiful Tuesday morning, a new kind of enemy came to America’s shores. We will never forget the images of that terrible day -- the planes vanishing into buildings, the thick black clouds of smoke, and the haunting pictures of the missing. On this anniversary, we pause to remember each and every victim of those attacks. We celebrate the lives that were tragically cut short. We grieve with the families and friends who lost loved ones. We honor the service and sacrifice of the emergency responders who set an example to the whole world that in America we are our brother’s keeper and our sister’s keeper. And we pause to honor the brave men and women of the United States military -- and their families -- who have borne such a heavy burden for the last six years. We also remember how Americans were stirred to a common purpose. On the lines to donate blood or the candlelight vigils that stretched across our country, there was no

Toxic Love
Lying in a lake of solitude awaiting my angel’s kiss Songs within my Soul long silenced, the beat of my heart remiss This toxic tug of love, has eaten my esteem Paralyzed my life, melted all my dreams Conversing with myself, confronting all my fears An Idealist who can’t give up the ship will drown in his own tears I wonder if I made you up, to fill a hollow hole? Comfort me when solitude begins to take control Are you just a dream, a nightmare of my mind? I live each day inside a vision to keep us intertwined You answer me at night, before I fall to sleep Tell me to be patient, I count on you, not sheep My sanity is shaken, my courage under fire The ability to withstand your fear is fueled by my desire Time for me to go, I failed to earn your trust I’ll see you when our Souls unite Ashes turn to dust jskins

Please Help All Destroyers That Are Online
Please all destroyers online Linda's friend needs help he is 100 behind and his contest ends in 7 and half hours....he is the link...http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=164965559

What I Desire
I am attracted to convicts, gangstas, and bad boys. A really nice guy could ask me out and i'm more like yea yea what ever, but you let a bad boy walk in the room im like hell yea so if your my guy hit me up. Remeber you got ta have a rap sheet as long as i am tall. ha ha

And 2morrow
Today is filled with anger fueled with hidden hate scared of being outcast afraid of common fate Today is built on tragedies which no one wants 2 face nightmares 2 humanities and morally disgraced Tonight is filled with rage violence in the air children bred with ruthlessness because no one at home cares Tonight I lay my head down but the pressure never stops knawing at my sanity content when I am dropped But 2morrow I c change a chance 2 build a new Built on spirit intent of Heart and ideals based on truth and tomorrow I wake with second wind and strong because of pride 2 know I fought with all my heart 2 keep my dream alive

Since Alot Of You Seem To Not Know...
I know everyone seems to hate the shout box, it's a pain in the ass cause you have to keep your cursor in the box, and if you recieve a shout it can screw everything up in the middle... which seems to be why at least SOME of you ask whether or not i have other messengers... quick tip: if you're talking to someone for awhile, sending long messages, or think you might be... or think you missed a shout since that tiny box doesn't go back that far... click the person's name, and instead of typing your shout, first click on "open shoutbox" this will open your entire conversation with them in a new window. your messages will still show up in the smaller shout box, but this one won't disappear if you move your mouse, lol So, in closing: no i don't have yahoo, but if you click on "open shoutbox" when talking to me, it may make your life a bit easier ;) Love, Sin

2pac Goes Over The Edge In Concert
On September 3, 1994 at the Mecca Arena in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a concert took place that included BOSS, Big Mike, Xscape, Spice 1, and more, including the headline act, 2pac. After all the acts had done their thing, which included an appearance of McEiht with Spice 1, which really got the crowd pumped, it was time for 2pac and the crowd was ready--or were they? To the roar of "2pac" and "THUG LIFE," he hit the stage with vengeance, opening with a track called "Bury Me a G" from the new Thug Life album. But he seemed like a man out of control. Midway through the song, his mic started fading in and out. And while Thug Life were doing their verses 2pac was running around trying to get his mic to work. Finally, he got a working mic and all hell broke loose in Milwaukee. Half way through the second song, 2pac stopped the show for a "moment of silence" for the 14-year old girl killed in Chicago by an 11-year old boy (who was later killed himself.) Bug before the "silence" began 2pac yel

Bomber's Needed Come Help!!!!!
Myspace Flame Graphics Myspace Comments Please come comment bomb this sweet girl's picture. She is in a contest and we could use your help. Myspace Comments MSTP34 - Self Comment and Comment Bombing allowed, no down rating or hating. Good Luck

True Moral Guy's Life "all About Me"
Well Iam 20 my DOB is Nov.1.87, i got a few step brothers and two half brothers, but no real brother but one half. i have a few step sisters one died so that means she is still alive for me and plus the mother ofcourse and i have a reall sister that is a pain in the ass haha and one half sister, I'm the youngest one in the family ecsept my cuisins and all :-p Nuckleheads. Well ive been livin in new york state for all my life, and it sucks, i would like to move out somewhere else or even canada that i would stay for a vacation or something, i stayed for once remembering the past @ Niagara's. Well i miss school allot was on the football team and won all 6 games, during high school geting dumpt from girls or should i say woman's and people say after that there not good enough for me and thats why i dont even talk to them at all eccept one of my exxg/f when i had sex with so yeah, in high school getting laid :-p allot, going to my two proms and that was axcitting. My mom and dad are dev

I Didnt Tell A Friend
i didnt tell a friend about my fubar account because i didnt know if i was gonna keep it. I wanted to make sure it didnt interfere in my housework and now im sure he knows i have it as i have a friend request from him. i want to say im sorry i lied to you but i wasnt sure if i would like it or keep it and i only joined cause he told me about it and i wanted to see what it was about. im sorry i lied but i just didnt want to say hey i have an account and then delete the account. but now i have decided to keep the account.

An Open Letter To Some More People; Therapy
Somebody from down here in the last one: God, the world is right again. I dunno how we seem to just pick up right where we left off, or how it seemed like I'd know you forever the first time we met, but I'm not gonna look that gift in the mouth. Somebody new from down here: Mind-blowing sex; why did you always have to feel guilty about it? And why did we even do it in the first place if you feel so guilty? You're cool, and I hope that you find an amazing girl AFTER you work through some of the issues you have. My boss: Fuck that, I'm not your slave, or one of your kids. Don't fucking micromanage me - I know what the fuck I'm doing. Maybe it's that precious son of yours that you should double check up on .... Somebody from back home with a cool car: God, I learned a lot from you in such a short period of time. And you're a freeaak. Who'd'a thought? Thanks for trusting me with your car, mostly, and for being cool. Sometimes, I wish life was different, but I won't fo

What Is A Pc? What Is A Mac?
Bright Eye...:ignorance is bliss including the fact that youre insulting a person whom was here in the erra of the computer revolution where as you however came in on the tail end of it, buh bye, thanks for the time & the little conversation if that at best is what it could be called, by the way, anyone else will call this idea let alone banter of yours ignorant fseanb2...: all laptops are PCs but all PCs are NOT laptops. a PC is Personal Compuer. a Mac is a personal computer but never calleda PC... how stupid. Bright Eye...: most know the term of PC as it being a personal computer as others call a laptop a laptop cause it can sit on youre lap, but it must me this western washington thing here? fseanb2...: and all laptops are PCs btw what do you think?? why?7 results for: personal computer (personal computer n. Abbr. PC A computer built around a microprocessor for use by an individual, as in an office or at home or school. (Download Now or Buy the Book) The

Compare Thee To A Summer's Day
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd, And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course untrimm'd: But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st, Nor shall death brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st, So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Ok I Need Your Opinions
Ok I need your opinions! I want to get my 4th tattoo and I can't decide which one I want to get. Ok I guess I can't paste the pics here so I will post them in my pictures and tell me which one you like the best.

Another One...
From Date Message ACCEPT | DENY MARGE " R/L G/F TO JUAN FOREVER"~ FSFM..CLUB F.A.R 2007-09-18 07:05:53 Hi my name is Marge and I am 34 years old.I am a stay at home mom to three beautiful kids.Marina is eleven years old, Timmy is eight years old and Tristan is almost four years old. I am going through a bitter and nasty divorce after thirteen years of marriage.But despite that , I have found a man who gives me and my kids the love and respect that we deserve.My boyfriend Juan. I first met Juan here on Fubar. At the time he was living in Rochester, NY. He is now living with me and my kids. I know that him and are going through some rough times right now, but I am very blessed that he is still here by my side. He is on my family list as JUAN_SMARTASS_PAGAN. Please feel free to stop by his page and show him some love. Tell him that I sent ya. I love all kinds of music and have many interests. I am into NASCAR, wrestling and the New York Yankees.I am hoping that I can see a New Y

A Day Off
It is so nice to have a day off from work, i been workign off and on 6 days a week for a few months now and my god i forget how much it takes out of you, to scramble all in one day to get everythgin you need done for the weekend so you dont have to do it after work. I enjoy working dont get me wrong but man some tiems i just dont thank money is worth it, how ever im not much for the money as i am a company girl but at serton times i do belive you have to stop at a serton point and know when enough is enough.

Hahahaha!!!! Wait....it's Not Funny
xxolmecaxx@ fubar Another perve with unsolicited shoutbox idiocy to a friend. As with all shoutbox convos: bottom to top. *blocked* ->xxolmecaxx: I see you checking me out...I know you want me · xxolmecaxx just checked you out! ->xxolmecaxx: don't be such a pussy. You too busy hitting up women you don't know with pervy comments to respond to someone who obviously wants to do things with you? xxolmecaxx: sorry ->xxolmecaxx: cum back hottie...I wanna see you shove a road cone up your ass ->xxolmecaxx: nono...come on baby, I wanna see you jizz in your face..cum in your eye for me hot stuff xxolmecaxx: heyy Im busy ok ->xxolmecaxx: oh...but you like to be watched? xxolmecaxx: no Im not gay and I dont interest on gays ->xxolmecaxx: thats hot...you gay? xxolmecaxx: I will xxolmecaxx: yes ->xxolmecaxx: will you eat your own cum for me? ->xxolmecaxx: no...I just like to watch guys masturbate and imagine it's me as I give them a reacharound as my shit-covered balls bounce

For The Ladies... Or Shy Guys, Lol
Hey guys, i've gotten quite a few comments on my pic If anyone wants one made up just send me the pic (or a link to it) that you want used and i'll make one up for you ;) make it obvious! they're locked for a reason! ;) Love, Sin

Hey Guys!
Hey all!! I know it's been forever since I logged on! Sorry to all my friends who've missed me... Thanks for all the birthday wishes... Ok, so to update you all on my life. Divorce is still pending... hold up being child support issue. (waiting on paperwork from state... could take forever) Me and Steve still together (unofficially) long story with the unofficial status.... (rolls eyes, I had to find a guy with morals.... not a bad thing though) We moved into our own house... Found out my so called best friend (ambra) slept with my soon to be ex husband... ofcourse I find this out after we're seperated... did it happen before or after the seperation... your guess is as good as mine on that one. But,oh well. Shit happens... life goes on. I do have a different job now. :) more fast paced but less stressful than where I was. anyways... luv, peace and all that bologna!

"puppy Chow Recipe "
Puppy Chow Recipe Great family snack! Ingredients: - 12 ounces Chex cereal - 1/2 cup peanut butter - 1/2 cup butter - 12 ounces chocolate chips or M&M Minies - 2 cups powdered sugar Container: large mixing bowl, paper bag, air tight container for storage Servings: 18 Serving Size: cup Serving Description: makes approximately 9 cups Prep Time: 11 minutes Cook Time: 6 minutes Directions: Melt peanut butter, butter and chocolate chips together in a large bowl in the microwave or in a saucepan on the stove top over medium heat. Whisk part way through heating to keep it smooth. Place powdered sugar in a large paper bag. Pour the cereal into the chocolate mixture in a bowl. Mix thoroughly to coat the cereal. Pour coated cereal into the paper bag with the sugar. Roll the top down tight and shake, shake, shake, to coat the cereal with the powdered sugar. Store in an airtight container. Please, let us know if you try

Nsfw Now Private
Some DUMBASS marked (flagged) my NSFW folder pics NSFW. WELL DUH!. It is a NSFW folder and marked as such. They are now private for my eyes only. So to the Dumbass "up yours"! safire 10-24-2007 Monday.

Fred & Harry...2 Friends Loooooool
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day. Toward the end of the golf course, Fred hit his ball into the woods. Harry, laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, just a few yards beyond where Fred hit his. Fred looked for a long time, getting angrier every minute. Finally, in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups, he found his ball. Instead of just continuing the game, he took his club and thrashed every single buttercup in that patch smashing the weeds to pieces. All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?! Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life... better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" The

Closed
Sorry if you wanted to join the contest, but I think 15 is enough...For those of you in it..don't forget it will start tomorrow..:) On that note..I am exhausted, so I am headed to bed. Hugs and kisses to all...MUAH

Sort Of Back But Not Quite
OK I am still having some technical issues. Nothing as bad as before but still cant stay connected for long. I am working on it and obviously I havent thrown the stupid thing out the window YET. I hope to get it all figured out within the next 24 hours or so. I am really close to beating this stupid machine so please friends bear with me.

I Want Your Number
I want your number... I Don't care who you are, I want your number. Name: Number: Best time to call: Text messaging (yes or no): Phone service: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get. If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years =] Repost as: "I want your number"

Sick Kids
well my daughter has been sick these few days. she was sick tuesday afternoon. she was running a real high fever and trowing up. i took her to the dr. that evening and they admitted her to that hospital. so we were in the hospital tuesday night untill this morning. the dr. didnt really know what the infection was. that is why we ended up there. but they kinda figure out it was probably a UTI. but she is so much better now im so glad. well just thought i would let everyone know that is the reason why i havent been on the past few days. well ttyl

Crazy People
I don't know, it seems people are acting very strange here lately. Are they just plain nuts here, or are we getting close to a full moon or something? That's the problem with the anonimity of the internet, people act like complete assholes compared to how they would actually act towards you in person.

Boys
You find out interesting things when you have sons, like ... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed

Oktoberfest Reveler Stuck In Chimney For 12 Hours
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man who had been drinking heavily at Munich's Oktoberfest beer festival got stuck in a chimney for 12 hours while trying to climb into a friend's apartment, police said Friday. ADVERTISEMENT After finding his friend was not at home, the 27-year-old climbed on to the roof of a neighboring building at about 2 a.m. Thursday and headed for what he thought was a gap in the wall between the two houses. He found himself sliding almost 30 meters (98 feet) head first into a chimney, a spokesman for Munich police said. An 82-year-old janitor from the hotel next door eventually heard the man's calls for help and he was rescued at around 2 p.m. by fire brigade officers who knocked a hole into the side of the chimney to liberate him, the spokesman said. He had managed to turn around and had removed his clothes to try to help him squeeze back up. "Miraculously, he was only slightly injured in the fall, sustaining just grazes and bruising," police said.

My Fave Song In The World
DANNY BOY Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen, and down the mountain side The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying 'tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide. But come you back when summer's in the meadow Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow 'tis I'll be there in sunshine or in shadow Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so. And if you come, when all the flowers are dying And I am dead, as dead I well may be You'll come and find the place where I am lying And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me. And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me I simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

Push Me
Standing at an edge of a waterfall. The water below is beautiful! I want to jump! I want to swim! I want to live a again! Will you please push me into the great unknown! So I can feal at home! Within myself, let me off this shelf! I'm falling fast! The winds in my hair. I can feel but just dont't care! The waters soft and bright! Like the heavens in the moonlight! I can swim! I can breathe! Thank you for pushing me!

People
u know whats fuckin bad is when u know that the peopel u know ur whole life u cant cout on anymor eto be there for u anymore so it suxs bot oh well i guess that whenu know ur real friends then who u can trust and who u can t butim gone later peace

To Remove Hair Or Not...
This is one of the funniest thing i have ever read!!! Ladies, Do NOT try this at home!!! Hair Removal.... (I don't have a clue as to who wrote this, but....WHAT A HOOT!) All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on.......... My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically incl

30 Seconds ...
I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of evolution. Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. "But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America, a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect-somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a soccer game in Jerusalem, I would expect to hear a Hebrew prayer. If I went to a

Life
TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE.. SORRY I HAVE BEEN VERY DISTANT AS OF LATE.. ITS BEEN A REAL HARD ROAD FOR ME. LOTS OF STRESS AND DEPRESSION LATELY.. WE HAVE LOST A BABY COUSIN THAT WAS ONLY A YEAR OLD.. IT'S STILL UNDER INVESTIGATION AS TO WHAT HAPPENED... ITS NOT EASY FOR US AT THE MOMENT... WE ARE MOVING IN STRIDES TO TRY AND HEAL THE HURT THAT IS SO UNBEARABLE.. ITS TAKING TIME... AND A LOT OF ENERGY. PUT WE ARE DOING THE BEST WE CAN. I DON'T THINK THE HURT IS EVER GOING TO STOP.. ALSO JUST THE STRESS OF DAILY LIFE SEEMS TO BE MAKING IT WORSE.. I AM JUST THANKFUL FOR THE FEW GOOD CLOSE FRIENDS I HAVE.. AND MY FAMILY I HAVE THAT CARES.. I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WHY I AM NOT REALLY MYSELF... I ALSO LEFT THE FREAK SHOW FAMILY.. A LOT OF STRESS HAS BEEN TAKEN OF ME FOR THAT.. I LOVED THE FAMILY AND I HELPED CREATED IT. BUT THE LOVE AND BOND THAT WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS STARTED ISN'T THERE ANYMORE.. NO ONE CARES IF ANYTHING HAPPENS AND NO ONE TRIED TO HELP ANYONE ELSE.

Chocolate Is Healthy Too!
"Let's sing the praises of chocolate! Dark, creamy, sweet and bitter - a little chocolate makes everything better. As far as "treats" go, you could do far worse. Chocolate in the many forms we know and love is derived from the pods of the cacao tree. Ripe pods boast 20 to 50 beans each, which are then fermented to reduce bitterness. After cleaning and roasting, the shells are cracked to reveal the "nibs" found within. These are usually ground into an oily paste and blended according to manufacturer's needs. The potential health benefits of chocolate are many. Most importantly, cacao is a great source of magnesium. That's one of the reasons some women crave chocolate during menstruation, when they're low in that mineral. Magnesium balances brain chemistry, builds strong bones, and is associated with feelings of happiness. Cacao is also high in sulfur, which helps form strong nail and hair and clear skin. It also detoxifies the liver and supports healthy pancreatic function. Perhap

For Him!
For Him! Lie back lover,I sit up on one elbow and look down at you, deep into your eyes, as I lower my face to yours, my lips brushing lightly over yours, my tongue gliding over your lips, my hand on your chest, I feel your heartbeat under my hand, I kiss you deeply and my tongue probing your mouth, finding yours and teasing it. Our tongues continue to play and my hand starts to slide down your chest , down your belly and as I get closer to your cock, I stop at your waist, just out of reach of your hardening cock I look up at your cock and see that it seems to be reaching toward my hand, my mouth starts down your chin and my other hand follows behind, my lips and tongue sliding down your chest and stomach leaving shiny trails behind...you feel my tender kisses and licks left behind, as my hand glides over your chest and stomach , leaving tender touches that feel like fire left behind, as my hand and mouth glide down your body, my body turns and I let out a deep sigh as I see that you

Cleaning Out Friends List
Hi to all who read this I have over 900 friends but only hear from a few I feel that people only add for numbers..So i have am going to trim down my list to manageable number If you would like to stay on list please let me know I am sorry if this get people shitty but that life To those friend who are friends and u know who are Hugs from down under

What Is Love???
What is it with Love That makes me then breaks me? When in love Do I truly love? Is it really love Or do I think that I love? Maybe I just love being in love Or love the idea of being in love? I spent my whole life chasing love. In the end the one thing I truly love Could just be the meir pursuit of love.

I'm A Finalist
Jinx.com has been running a contest involving the use of photoshop. I found out about it last month, but wasn't able to get my work done and entries in on time. This month I did better. In fact, 5 of my 8 submissions made it to the finals. Now, I just need votes. I'd appreciate any help anyone would be willing to provide. Note: you do need to be a member of their site to vote, so I understand if you don't want to go through the trouble of registering and all that. If you do decide to go for it, you can tell my pics by my submission name. I'm Mykal on there, just like here. I'd like to think that I have something of a chance in wining (by the way the winner gets $100 cash and a $100 gift card), but there is some pretty good stuff on there. I know that I'm not much of an artist and am an intermediate photoshop user at best, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed. There is quite a range of work. In fact one of what I consider to be one of the poorer ones is a pretty close copy of o

Rambling
Finding friends... We all come online for our own reasons... some for attention, some for companionship, some for cyber sex {NOT ME!!!!}. It fills a void somewhere in our lives. Why I'm online, well that's a combination of reasons... I get lonely, I like making new friends and staying in touch with old ones as well. I've run into a few friends from other sites, but that happens when you've chatted for a while. As well as, people I've traveled with and been friends with outside the internet. I won't say no to meeting for coffee or a walk in the park :) to talk and find out you are the person you've projected yourself to be. More often than not you find that some like to play games and be something they aren't online. So be it. Friendships are important to me, I do truely care about the people I talk to and associate with. I don't have much use for liars and people who try to be what they are not. We all make mistakes, we all have blessings and faults... If you ask for m

Please
I try to be one of the sweetest people you will ever meet on here, and let me tell you sometimes its not easy. some people have no idea to talk to someone, and its tiring. Don't get me wrong I love pimping people out, and trying to help everyone I can. I just had someone write to me without being a friend and tell me to have my friends rate them. Was that gall or what? I mean she wasn't even on my friends list! So just to let you all kow I won't be pimping out too many people anymore. I don't want to be a part of you guys making friends with someone that doesn't know how to show love back..:) I really do love my friends and adore my family, and I would never want to do anything to compromise that in any way. Hugs and Kisses to you all!!

Campq......
This is where I spent the day today...My sister Kate talked me into Volunteering once again... She asked 1 time before, & I had done it; because, she had no-one to help her at all. So, to my surprise Kate, asked as Again..LOL!!! I have given up my days of I being 1 of the so called "Do gooders" of the World along time ago... When the reality of the World had set in...I had 1 to many fatalities...I gave up the health care I was doing..I got burnt out. At that time we had no "Debriefing.... "I vowed NEVER to get involved in another volunteer organization.. I would not allow that hurt inside... The helpless feeling of not being to help. When, the small child died in front of me, it was so hard... To face the parent to say... How do you say... What do you say? Their are no words.... Anyway you get the picture..... That's why I would not Volunteer any more...... So, Kate had kind of coerced me into this.. She knows I HATE being home lately. So,she said to

Microsoft Sucks!
WTF!? My XBOX 360 takes a crap! I do some research and see that Microsoft had the XBOX made in China, Big surprise it doesn't work! Anyway Microsoft knows there is a defective piece that causes a major hardware malfunction rendering the machine unplayable. It is called the 3 red lights of death. It will happen sooner or later. I got lucky that my Warranty was still good. I had my wife call Microsoft and they are sending a box for me to send the unit to them. They are picking up the shipping and they should. They are going to fix it or send me a new one. They said they would extend a new warranty for 3 more years, that rocks, but WTF do I do now? They said it will take a 30 day turnaround. Sony never broke! LOL If you know you have a problem with your systems then f00ken recall them and fix the shit! And give us a loaner while we wait!!! Some people are pro gamers man and we have to play!! Oh well I guess it is back to reg XBox or PS. ARG! There is always Tivo!!!

I Know I Know
I know I said I wasn't going to do this anymore, but shes asweet and beautiful person. Her account got deleted, and she has been trying to bring herself back up. Do you think you all can stop by and fan and add her? She is not a taker and will return the love. I am off to bed...Have a great evening or morning whichever the case may be! Love to all! Hugs and Kisses! puddles@ fuba

Come Join Me!
http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/v/MelissaRose7 I would like to invite you to join my circle of friends on MillionaireMatch.com - the best of its kind in the world. By joining my network, you can 1. Find people in my or others' circles who share your interests. 2. Post or read forums. 3. Create / read blog / news. 4. Add favorite videos or enjoy latest interesting videos. 5. Find out how popular you are. Also you can chat with new or old friends, find a date, and so much more. http://www.MillionaireMatch.com/v/MelissaRose7

Todays Journey.. Mutiply Or Stay???
A SMILE shared with a Stranger is still a HAPPY thought....--> Click here Reply 1 - 5 of 166 First | < Prev | Next > | Last Berries's Blog Full Post View | List View I am a BRAT! I Love Chocolate,Roses,Reading, & Music. I can Agree 2 Disagree.. Do you still want to be MY FRIEND? Entry for October 27, 2007Today's journey?? So, to Multiply? or stay where I know the System?Waiting out the Fate???? Humm, I had all sorts of problems with Multiply.. AS you know I use all sorts of props in most of my Blogs!! LOL!! Any way.. Multipty's site would not allow most of the Blogs with any type of " addition" of these.. Low & behold: I was not too happy with this new site... Then: everyone in The net work was allowed access to view my site ..Until " I " could figure out How to change the settings... Humm... Now, when " I " do Figure out these wonderful setting's: how to copy& paste the rest of my Blogs from 360.... & get those Unique comments as well into my blog onto Multipy.

Live Webcam : Looking For Spectators
I will tribute another cutie soon, I will do it live on my webcam. Let me know if you want to watch, just send me a message with your Yahoo Messenger ID. Otherwise, check my galleries! :) - Some skin for friends album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Shots Gallery album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Made for Me album (must be FRIEND over 18) - Tribute album (must be FRIEND over 18) Kisses Nice Boy PS: Comments on my pictures and videos are also welcome :) Below, you can see what to expect:

The Crow
Yesterday I was outside in the yard and my old friend The Crow came to vist me. !!What's going on !!!I He is a good guy the best you can find but nobody notice beacuse of his silence also his feathers aren't in bright colors they are black and dull ; we started talking and I noticed in his eyes the saddest look I had ever seen I asked for the reason he told me: One day I saw the most beautiful blue bird ( blue I say not other color) the most beautiful bird that ever wandered by my tree we started talking,we became friends, she told me an adverse wind broke her wings and she didn't know if she could fly again, she was afraid of trying for fear to fall and be hurt again. I ( the Crow) had always flown aroound my tree with my shadow for company hadn't taught anyone to fly but I helped her as I could I talked to her till the fear went away I put my wings around her so she wouldn't feel alone or cold. All the time I ( The Crow) knew even when she was kindand grateful she wouldn't stay bu

Seeking Bombers
RAIDERS ROYAL STEALTH BOMBERS We are now seeking new bombers for out Awesome wolf family. Family benefits include friend request, rating, and fanning by all family members. A weekly allowance is paid to each family member by yours truly. We are a no nonsense/no drama family..crud of this type will not be tolerated and you will be removed from family. So if you are looking to join a bombing family that loves what we do and does it well then message me and I will provide you with all the necessary information..massive love to everyone..and hugggggggggs...to you all..xoxoxox Marie..1st Assistant of the Raiders Royal Stealth Bombers..*muah*

Halloween Nightmare!!!...
Aight so picture this....A relatively handsome dude is at work doing his usual thing. Working like a field hand for The Man. And then this hot truck driver lady pops up out the blue to pick some product up. So me being the gentleman that I am proceeds to help get everything ready for her to deliver. Well I'm putting this and that box together so they can all fit on her truck. Well I look out the dock loading door and I see the oldman who I can't stand at work sitting infront of my truck in his car. "Hey fucker get your ragedy ass car away from my truck before I kick your ass!!!."...Needless to say he moved.....lol..So back to pulling the order.... Well the hot girl is talking to me all the time I'm pulling stuff. So I have to go to the back to get somehing and I leave her on the dock. The next thing I know, I'm walking all around her butt ass nekkid...She's just talking to me like she don't even notice...lol..That's not the nightmare part so shut up!!!...hahaha... Well

Dragon
A Dragon I know the passion and love Of a Dragon. I need the passion and love Of a Dragon. I want the passion and love Of a Dragon. I desire the passion and love Of a Dragon. I crave the passion and love Of a Dragon. I love the passion and love Of a Dragon. I Love My Dragon,and Will For All Of Eternity!!!

Let The Shackles...
Everyone breathes,but how many can love? What do we say?When our lover doesn't care? A broken heart kills,can we go around? No straight through the pain,raining from above. Let the pain fall down,the shackles turn loose, My love is a noose, Let the pain fall down,for none can see... This fake smile is here to protect me, No one looks in my eyes,see the pain deep inside. Let the shackles fall down,so I can run free. I just wish someone could see this heart, that is me.

Love And Friendship
love these days is so much like a double edged sword. you tell them your damned you dont you never would have known. to love a friend is to love like family but in that there comes all the problems with it. i hurt a friend who is dear to my heart and why because of a jealous remark i should have never made. will she feel my pain or stat true to you always say what your feeling. wel im feeling like shit and want my friend back!!!

Don't You Just Hate It?
1). Don't you just hate it ...When someone posts pics labeled NSFW ...and the show nothing (maybe the waist band of a pantie)I'm talking about the ones that could not get a teenager with raging hormones excited. 2). Don't you just hate it ...The "Me in the Shower" Pic ... lets get with it folks ... it's old news. 3). Don't you just hate it ... When you find a profile with the most Sexual title you could find (that include but not limited to words like: Naughty, Sinful, fornicated, sexaholic, Your next wet dream ...) Like the old saying goes ... "If you talk the talk... don't post pics that are too mild for DEFAULT. 4). Don't you just hate it ... When you open a new profile that has caught your eye or intrest, you read the profile, rate it, Fan it.. and open the pics and EVERYTHING IS SET TO PRIVATE. Lets face it ladies ... if general pics are that private you should be in a convent not on FUBAR. 5).(This is one of my PET PIVES) Don't you just hate it ... When you meet

Just Here
My son is with his grandma so i can has some free time. Im really tired so im going to get as much sleep as i can. My friends baby is out of the hospital and doing fine. Thank goodness for that. Im going to my friends house in odessa tomorrow because she hasnt seen my soon in a few months. Wow im really tired but if i got to sleep now i wont sleep later on tonight when i go to bed and ill be mad lol not really. I miss my son. I worry about my son. I guess thats what moms are suppost to do. My ex is still wanting me back and I told him he would have to live with what he did because i was not going back to him. He left me for coke witch im glad he didnt take him down with me but i dont need drugs in my life. I have a son to take care of without drugs on my mind. I dont want my son taken away from me that would just kill me. I think more about my son then myself. I dont know if that is good or not but i do it anyway. Thanks to all my friends that leave me comments and stuff i couldnt thin

Grandbabies
I have been having a lot of mixed feelings lately. Mainly when I think about my 19 year old daughter in NY expecting her first child. She isn't much older than I was when I had her. Funny thing was I had finished HS and was married to her father when I had her. She is still in HS and is only living with her boyfriend/soon to be husband. Part of me HATES not being there for her right now. Part of me is GLAD I am not there. Part of me is MAD at her for not waiting to have a baby. Part of me is EXCITED about the new baby. AND A REALLY BIG PART of me Is HAVING MIXED FEELINGS!!! It wasn't that long ago that my honorary 1st grand child passed away. He was only 3 months old and his parents lived with me. I have a onesie in my closet that I can't help but cry when I pull it out... it says "Grandma Magnet". I wasn't thrilled when I found out my daughter was pregnant and my friends tried to make light of it by telling everyone that Ronin was my grandson... to get me used to the idea o

Soon To Be Godfathers!!
I want to help out some people who have been helping me out!!!! These people are close to godfather/mother!!! go help them out!!! 609,983 to godmother!! cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH =] ¢¾@ fubar 2,520,073 to godfather!!! FuBob@ fubar

What Does Love Mean....
Ask me and I'll say... It's gently folded within a small childs heart, Where the innocence is laid.. It's the blossoms that fill my garden, Each and every spring.. It's getting up in the mornings, Listening to the joy... life brings. It's the falling of the leaves, In the colors of red and gold.. It's the wonderful and precious stories, That once my Grandma told.. It's the sprinkle of the snowflakes, The snow angel in my yard.. It's in the stars... that glitter in the heavens, The rainbow that paints the sky.. I know what love looks like, It's in everything I see.. For when I shine my light on love, It shines right back on me..

Freedom
Feel free to leave any comments or suggestions about my writing. ~ Lying there naked, vulnerable on the bare floor. I stare. There in front of my eyes is a blank white sheet; Ceiling. I close my eyes, whiteness still surrounding me. Nothing. I feel the cold winter breeze drifting I through the open window, floating around the room, around me. Touching me as if they were millions of bear hands freezing skin. The coldness already surrounding me continues to overwhelm me. I breathe in, it follows. The bare hands reaching inside me, freezing internally my soul. I could smell rotting wood, dust mingled in one through my nostrils as I inhaled. I could hear scratching and movement underneath the floorboards, I don’t care. Darkness surrounding me as my eyes opened. Whiteness was no longer there; blackness. The darkness had turn the breeze into wild wind, howling through the open window it raced around the cold dark and untouched room. Pacing around me, running through m

Need Help Please
Even if you aren't a member of the HOTT Team, please help us out! We need comment bombers cause we had to play catch up! so can you click the pic and leave a bunch of comments Please? Hugs and Kisses to All!

Critical Findings
Night time set in cant sleep .Looks like the blood pack has fallen fast asleep .They need the rest they have had a long day. Krash keeps watch on the camp grounds as i go on patrol. I look down at my feet and see something that catches my eye. Its a tape recorder i wonder whats on it ? I press play and what i find sends a chill right down my spine . "my name is Kurtis I dont know how i got here and i dont remember anything before waking up . All i hear are horrifying sound day in and day out . The screams are getting to me as well as those damn doctors . I dont know what they keep pumping into me but it burns and all i want to do is eat . I cant take much more of this . If I have to stay here another day i will surely go mad . Why do they have me hear ? What do they want from me ? Ones coming now if he doesnt have an answer hell regret it. Ill make him pay ill make them all PAY ." The tape stops i let out a puff of smoke from my cigarette to help ease my nerves . Questions star

Bathtub Test
During a visit to a mental institution the visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ONE ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

Under Dc
This is a story I have begun to write and sometime will complete. If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He stood so close to me on the subway. I could smell the sweat from his clothes as we both ended our day from work. Friday night and we were all headed home on the Metro in Washington D.C. for our respective close to the week in the capital city. The hum of the tracks, as we glided under the mall almost became hypnotic, as we settled into the buzz from the chatter of conversation inside while on the blue line. He was so close and kept pressing closer. I could feel his hand slowly caressing my waistline across the small of my back. He kept running his fingers back and forth across my waistband on my skirt. I wondered what h

Rain
another passing night my rain isnt there i stand outside hands towards the sky begging pleading where is my rain i know she will come when where soon i hope rain saves my soul frees my mind grows my love it hasnt rained in many a day when will she come soon i hope i lay upon the ground gazing at the stars sleeping dreaming a drop of rain another day saved another day of hope

If People Would Only....
If people would only except all lifestyles the world would be a better place. Gay , Strait, Homosexual, Bi-sexual,Blacks, Spanish, Mexican it doesn't matter we all live in this world together. And God made us all.

I Believe
I Believe I believe for ev’ry drop of rain that falls, - a flower grows I believe that somewhere in the darkest night, - a candle glows I believe for ev’ryone who goes astray, - someone will come to show the way. I believe - I believe I believe above the storm the smallest prayer – will still be heard I believe someone in the great some where hears ev’ry word – ev’ry time. I hear a new-born baby cry, - or touch a leaf, - or see the sky, - Then I know why I believe! –

This Is To Have Succeeded...
My friend Lizzie passed peacefully this weekend surrounded by her family and pets. She was able to choose her leaving in a way that honored herself and all of those around her. I am told she left us with a smile on her face. Sometimes we meet people that take our lives, turn them around and show us that we are greater than we ever would believe. Lizzie did this for me. She not only showed me my worth, she turned me upside down and shook me for every little bit of pocket change that I didn’t know I had. If I could be so bold as to ask you to call, write or email one (or many) of your friends and tell them how much they mean to you, it would mean a lot to me. For me Lizzie's greatest message was always that we need to value ourselves and each other. Once we have that baseline of self-worth and respect we can work to create a better world. Have a good day my dear friends

Boring? Me!?
Sadly yes. However! I am going to be trying to add some stuff to this profile. I may as well add some interests and thought on here. Maybe attract some people with similar interests. Have some good conversation maybe. So anyways. Feel free to drop me a message. About anything!

New Rule
girls: please ALWAYS check the date of expire of your birthcontrol pills... don't do like me that i was almost about to faint today when i found out they expired in february! pheewwww... lol right now i can breathe

They Need Your F**ing Help
IF YOUR READING THIS AND DECIDE TO DO NOTHING NO RATE NO COMMENT NO HELP THAN REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST IMMEDIATELY FAN R8 ADD THEM ,HELP THEM LEVEL >BIG MOMMA~@ fubar☆§†ïñå åkå §kÈê†êR™☆@ fubarFAN R8 ADD THEM ,HELP THEM LEVEL

Thoughts Of My Star
My passion for you, it burns so deep, bright as a thousand suns, warm as a million stars. Beyond the horizon, there I wait for you, warming the cold land, lighting the dark skies, and suddenly I see you, laying there asleep, so fair, so beautiful, so gentle, so pure, so calm, so very serene. I can but only hope, for a single day in time, that she will be mine, and naught but mine alone. As my longing takes over, driving me towards you, I warm you with my touch, my fingers of pure light, they glide over your body, gently touching, caressing, caring for your tender flesh. Oh the possibilities! The many loving acts, all I would do for you, accomplish with you. Your still body begins to stir, eyes beginning to open, revealing the gateway, a gateway to a beautiful mind, a mind so true and unique, I can only smile in its presence. I gaze upon eyes so deep, revealing a beautiful universe, a universe where you and I are, are united and nothing else is,

Having Surgery
I WILL BE GOING IN FOR SURGERY ON MY BACK I GO IN NOVEMBER 21ST,2007 @ 7:00AM CST SURGERY IS AT 9:00AM CST AT OUR THE LADY OF THE LAKE HOSPITAL IN BATON ROUGE,LA I AM HAVING A COMPLETE LEVEL 3 FUSION ON MY BACK....A CAGE, 6 SCREWS, AND PROTEIN THAT MOLDS INTO BONE....NOT SURE WHEN I WILL BE BACK ANGEL OF VENGENCE AND DJ LOVE WILL GET DAILY UPDATES THEIR LINKS AND THE LINKS TO THERE LOUNGES ARE BELOW ~KRZKT~ BBW SEXY & SWEET~*SNUGGLEBUNNY*PROMOTER 4 ALL DEMENTED RADIO LOUNGES~we play what others r@ fubar ÅÑGËL ÕF VËÑGÉÑ©È~SNUGGLEPUSS~DEMENTED RADIO CO/OWNER~LL @ JENS BBW FORTRESS@ fubar DJ LOVE (Love or Hate me its still an obession!) Owner of Demented Radio@ fubar

Because I Think Its Funny
Capitalism for Dummies Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. American Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. French Capitalism: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. Japanese Capitalism: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. German Capitalism: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. Italian Capitalism: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. British Capitalism: You have two cows. Both are mad. Russian Capitalism: You have two cows. You count them and

Best Friends
GOD *.*.*.OPENED * .*.*. THE WINDOWS * * .* *.*.*.* OF HEAVEN .*) .*) *.*.*LOOKED AT ME . (.` *.*.*.**.*.*.*AND ASKED, ..*(`.) .*.*.*.*.* **.*. *WHAT IS YOUR * .`.(`.) * . * . * .* *DREAM * .*.. *`..* (`.) * .*FOR .. *..(`.). *`..* .*TODAY? .* ... *`.. * *. * . * .**I . * . * . . * . *.*. * . **ANSWERED: __00000___00000 *.*. * .* .*GOD, _0000000_0000000. * . * .*TAKE _0000 OOOO 00000. * . * .*CARE __0000000000000 * . ** .*OF THE ___00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON _____0000000 * . *. * . ** *.*THAT _______000 * . *. * * * .*.*IS ________0* . * .. ** .. * .*.*READING . * .. ** .. * . * . * .* . *.*THIS . * . (.. *** /) * .*.*.*MESSAGE, * . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE * . * (_ /|.. _) . *.* THIS PERSON IS * . * . /___.. * . .* .*SO . * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL! T0DAY IS BEST FRIEND DAY

Save At The Pump
Pumping gas.... good things to know. I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are some tricks to help you get your money's worth: 1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline,diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload t

"jimi Hendrix " Biography
In his brief four-year reign as a superstar,Jimi Hendrix expanded the vocabulary of the electric rock guitar more than anyone before or since. Hendrix was a master at coaxing all manner of unforeseen sonics from his instrument, often with innovative amplification experiments that produced astral-quality feedback and roaring distortion. His frequent hurricane blasts of noise and dazzling showmanship -- he could and would play behind his back and with his teeth and set his guitar on fire -- has sometimes obscured his considerable gifts as a songwriter, singer, and master of a gamut of blues, R&B, and rock styles. When Hendrix became an international superstar in 1967, it seemed as if he'd dropped out of a Martian spaceship, but in fact he'd served his apprenticeship the long, mundane way in numerous R&B acts on the chitlin circuit. During the early and mid-'60s, he worked with such R&B/soul greats as Little Richard, the Isley Brothers, and King Curtis as a backup guitarist. Oc

More Funnies
Little Johnny was in his math\'s class one day when the teacher singled him out. \"If I gave you $20,\" the teacher began,\" and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?\" \"An orgy,\" Johnny answered. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy is screwing a great looking blonde. The girl asks, \"You haven\'t got AIDS have you?\" He replies, \"No.\" She responds, \"Oh, thank heavens for that!! I don\'t want to get that again...!\" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals. The little girl said, \"What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?\" The man said, \"Nothing, it\'s just a bird, now go away!\" The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep. Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating pa

3 Reasons Why I Was So Angry
Dear Clara, You're angry right now ... very ANGRY! It's understandable. When the person you love and trust most in the world betrays you, lies to you, and cheats on you, the natural response is to feel angry You have every right to your angry feelings. I would be angry too. Perhaps you find yourself blowing up at your spouse almost every time you see him or her. You feel like you can't help it. The rage you feel about being betrayed is too much and you explode in a fit of hurtful words and actions. Perhaps you start unloading on your spouse when he or she does one minor thing that offends you and the offensive behavior sets you into motion- berating your spouse, not just for the current offensive behavior, but for an endless chain of other misbehaviors that may or may not be related. I refer to this as "throwing in the kitchen sink," or "kitchen-sinking" your partner. Or maybe your style is to conceal your anger.

Letter To Leah 2
When my world comes crashing down and you are nowhere to be found what am i suppose to do you dont realize its because of you you left me alone out to die all because i made you cry it was never meant to happen i didnt mean to hurt you but the inevitable happened when my world fell through you mean the world to me but i dont know how to show it i try all the time but i somehow always blow it nothing i do will ever be right i figured that out after how much we fight if thats the only way to hear your voice then i guess i dont have another choice you dont understand what you mean to me but i know that i need to set you free but i guess its time to stop living the lie because theres no longer a you and i time to finally face the truth now theres just me and just you my worlds crashing down because im without you but forevermore may my love surround you Dustin B. Unrath

Kissing Under The Mistletoe
This is how! Are you kissable? Let's find out who the MOST KISSABLE people are on Fubar! A new contest, only for Christmas, brought to you by the FuGraphics Gift Shoppe. NO RATES, NO COMMENTS, ONLY KISSES! Here is how to play... In order to enter, you must receive a personalized bough of mistletoe like the one below. Each bough counts as 1 kiss. The numbers will be changed with each bough that you receive, in order to match the number of times you've been gifted a mistletoe. On December 23rd, the male and female most often "Kissed" will each win 250,000 fubucks, a pimp-out, and an award tag to announce them as the MOST KISSABLE MAN/MOST KISSABLE WOMAN ON FUBAR. The Rules: 1. NO DRAMA. 2. When buying a kiss for someone, send me their FUBAR ID number or a link to their page. 3. You may purchase as many as you want. 4. Anyone attempting to alter the tags in order to cheat will immediately be disqualified from the game. I mark my tags in a way that I will recognize

Test: How Freaky Are You In Bed ... I Got A 56
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-

Try This App If You Are Daring!
1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

And This Is Why I Give Money At Christmas... Lmao
HOW TO WRAP A CHRISTMAS PRESENT WITH A CAT 1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained and shut door. 3. Open door and remove cat from closet. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. 6. Go to drawer, and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors,labels, etc. 7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table to enable wrapping strategy to be formed. 8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit and collect string. 9. Remove present from bag. 10. Remove cat from bag. 11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present. 12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size. 13. Try to smooth out paper, realize cat is underneath and remove cat. 14. Cut the paper to size, keeping the cutting line straight. 15. Throw away first sheet as cat chased the scissors and

Time
Time It gives you a start And races throught your heart. It goes without saying And goes without paying. It gives you the gain That keeps you insane. It gives you the pain That gives you the shame. It gives you the laughter That forms into tears. It gives you the joys Which forms into fears. It gives you the challenges That never goes unchallenged. It gives you the ways That continues through your days. It gives you the questions Which never goes unanswered. It gives you the answers Which never goes unquestioned. It gives you the hate That keeps up to date. It gives you the saying That life is our fate.

A Great Friends Loss
Click The Photo To Go To Adam's Profile. One Of Our Dearest Friends,Adam Aka Chains has suffered a great loss, His Mum had passed away suddenly on Tuesday,November 27,2007. He was very close to her,She Mean't the World To Him. He Is Devastated By this loss,and Needs All The Love And Support That we can muster up for him, As Online Family And Friends,We must Reach Out to him and Let Him Know We are there For Him,in his dire time of need. To All Who Know Adam,You Know What a Wonderful And Phenomenal Friend He has Been to All he comes in Contact with, So I Ask All To Please Stop By His Profile and Leave Your Love And Heartfelt Sympathy For Him. With Great Sympathy,in Our Hearts Bobby And Roxanne.

My First Grandson April 18, 2001-july 15th, 2001
This story is going to be about Elijah, his mother and his low life dad. The day Elijah was born Penny (my girlfriend at the time) and I were the first ones to the hospital. When we got to the room she was in the door was closed and the nurse caught us at the door and said John (the father) and my daughter were talking and could we wait a few minutes. We stood outside the door a few minutes and all we could hear was him yelling at her for having him. He had wanted her to have an abortion. I was pissed and finally just walked in and told him to get the fuck out of here and don't come back till we leave. We started getting Elijah when he was 2 weeks old and would get him for the weekend every 2 weeks and sometimes we would just go get him whenever. He was my pride and joy. We went and got him the weekend before we left to go to Gettysburg for our vacation and a few hours before his mother came to pick him up I laid him on my chest on the couch and we took a nap together. It w

Deleting Fubar Account
I'll make this short.... I'm Deleting my account..No 1 special Reason.. I will miss all that I have come to know and love..YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! **Props to Club F.A.R., Daddy and the Ladies ran a good family.no drama, lots of love..Thank you all for letting me be a part of! I saw a blast the other day it said "FuFamous" I laughed and then became a little saddened. An Adult site that breeds hatred and makes people Believe they have accomplished something attaining popularity by spending money to gain points and level (think about that people, boredom is one thing but when you make it your life aren't you selling yourself short)...I had someone say to me once I have 21,000 fans, I could ruin you..again LOL ruin me, she actually sent several hundred fans my way(karma). No animosity at all, I wish she had been as loved as I was perhaps she would have more potential than being a FUBAR drama Queen! 1/2 my Family have or will be cancelling their VIPs..Some are deleting as well.Fed

If You Had Me Alone............
IF Y0U HAD ME ALONE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R0OM F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE C0ULD D0 WHATEVER Y0U WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INB0X... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REP0ST THIS IN Y0UR BULLETIN... Y0U MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESP0NSES Y0U GET. THEY C0ULD MAKE YOU LAUGH 0R EVEN SMILE .. L0L. IF Y0U D0NT REP0ST THIS Y0U ARE A C0WARD. REP0ST IT SAYING "IF YOU HAD ME ALONE

Neverending Give Away By Fu Daddy
All ya gotta do is send me a link and bomb away...For every comment you leave, I'll give you 8 fubucks....adds up fast...Use as often as you like...Contest never ends. You may withdraw accumulated fubucks at anytime. You can also rate all pics in my album and get 2000 fubucks and in addition to that, for every person who comes and rates my profile/fans and sends a request that you sent them..I will give you 100 FuBucks..3 Easy ways to cash in..Hit me up in pm today!!..DADDY PLEASE COPY AND REPOST TO YOUR FRIENDS!! This is the link to help me Thanks....Mychele

Half Moon Spell
Look at me wide eyed. Draw an ill informed sigh between lush parted lips, gloss tinted erotica trips softly moaned like mantras under bedazzled breath, dazed and drunken daredevil on inflammable infatuation. This is not staged, but the tinted lens of my perception, capturing the capturer of an aching attention between a raven black sky and a crimson black sea. Two downcast beacons, indigo black lash framed circles of eternity, ascending to nexus one fluttering blink at the time. Look at me wide awake, daydreamer, nightflyer. Pull like gravity my own gaze, descending towards a rising blush, and my will and breath to the naked texture, invitation in bloom. Framed just below two tense shoulders and just above a gentle silk embrace, fuelling my envy. Look at me, alert through seven senses. Smell my hair while you taste the hunger like acid milk on the tip of your tongue. And know, just know my presence in the faint quakes of a beating

Murder!!!
Murder!!! This time i'm gonna rip off your fuckin faces This time im gonna spread body parts in different places There will be blood coming down, pouring like rain covering the streets as i scream out my pain personal hell burning away at my soul turning my heart into an empty black hole hate and murder start to fill the void gripping the knife as i become annoyed by all the bullshit and drama life brings listen close as this devil sings wanting your flesh wanting your blood drowning your soul with sin in one big flood for the torture will never again stop until your body bleeds its one last drop

I'm Being Auctioned Off
Hey everyone, I am being auctioned off!! Here is the link to the Auction, and the rules and what I am offering are in the Christmas Auction Blog. You know you want me! Kisses and I cant wait to see who gets me! Raen

The Sexiness Starts All Over!!!!
Fantasia back up and going strong!!!! come back and join the fun!!! The Fact that someone deleted Fantasia Once isnt gonna Stop us!!! DJ MINOU ON AIR JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO JOIN CLUB FANTASIA WHERE THE PARTY NEVER STOPS 24/7

Planet Caravan
We sail through endless skies Stars shine like eyes The black night sighs The moon in silver trees Falls down in tears Light of the night The earth, a purple blaze Of sapphire haze In orbit always While down below the trees Bathed in cool breeze Silver starlight breaks down the night And so we pass on by the crimson eye Of great God mars As we travel the universe ****Planet Caravan - Black Sabbath (Covered by Pantera)

A Les Miles Christmas
Twenty four days before Christmas, in a state in the south, Les Miles was pissed as he opened his mouth.“Miles to Michigan,” was reported as fact. To which Miles responded, “Herbie you don’t know jack!” The Tigers had suffered a gut wrenching loss, At the hands of McFadden and the rest of the hogs. And Bo in his sweatshirt, and Miles in his Hat. Were determined to prove they were better than that! When the Tennessee Vols ran out on the field, There were ruckus applause from the mentally ill. Still in the locker room, Les told his team, “This season ain’t over. We still have a dream.” The hurt throwing arm of QB Matt Flynn Meant Ryan was the man they put their faith in. Then the fans all heard, what Les said in the Dome. “I ain’t goin’ anywhere. I’m happy. I’m Home!” The fans were still thinking “This might be a trick.”‘til someone pointed out “Hey, this guy ain’t Nick!” The Hat took the field for this championship game, And he brought all his Tigers, and called

Words Shared....
"To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things that two people share, yet sometimes forget." "I do not give the gift of my submissive nature it is who i am...i just "choose" with whom to share all of it i cannot give a gift of myself as long as i am wanting something in return." a gift is given without want .... "I am I... and You are You... and neither of us are here to live up to the others expectations... But if we meet... Its beautiful..." " "People take different roads seeking forefillment and happiness. Just because they dont travel your road doesnt mean they've gotten lost" "Time is but an illusion the past is but a memory the future is but a dream so live time for now, not for then and let me walk into your dreams" To capture a heart thats open is an easy thing, to keep that heart captured for a lifetime is a lifetime spent working on the little things tha

Weight Loss
So I haven't been able to go to the gym lately because I had been going through alot of family stress and my dad hasn't been able to come out to my place to watch my son and it's all together way to much money to put into gas for me to drive my son out to him, and then drive back to the gym I have a membership at and then back to pick up my son and then back home..just couldn't afford it.. so I went job hunting to figure something out, and got a job finally.. (that's another story completely) .. but anyways.. I lost more weight at that job than I did while working out at the gym.. in just 5 days I have lost 7 lbs... woot!! haha.. I hope I can keep it up!!!!!!!! I feel great right now

Fubucks Anyone???
I am giving away $1000 fubucks for the first 30 people to place their vote. I have a voting page that consists of 2 website banner blocks. Click each one to visit that site. On the voting page send me which one you like better. Once i get the votes you get the bucks. you can go to fufriends.com

The Grinch Who Smoked Christmas
The Grinch Who Smoked Christmas Now the Who’s down in Whoville had really good pot But the Grinch who lived just north of Whoville did not. He’d scraped out the resin that stuck to his bowl And re-rolled all the roaches that he could re-roll. And there with the winter snow freezing his bones He sat on his mountain-top starting to Jones His eyes were all bleary his head it was sore And all he could think of was trying to score. I can see them all now with their heads all a spinnin’ Their eyes are half open; they’re stupidly grinnin’. They’ve drawn their Who draperies across their Who blinds they’ve stoked up their Who bongs they’re out of their minds. They’ve burned out their brain cells with fat sticks of Tai; And Panama Red; it brings tears to my eyes. There’s gooey black hash that they’ve burned under glass And skunky Hawaiian; man this just burns my ass. They’ve munched out on nachos, on pretzels, on chips; they’ve dipped them in mustard. . .they’ve dip

The Awful Truth About Fubar
When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how

Dwr Radio
He's BACK.... that's right... the rumors are true... dj Crazee is BACK at DWR.... 11pm est... TONIGHT... www.deadly-waves-radio.com and of course http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51736 Come and be a witness to his re-cherrypopping show!

Show And Tell
Show and Tell I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday.' 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in

Broken Heart
Crushed into a million pieces bound together by tears her heart exposed to him, she is willing to take the chance once again of finding love. Just one person to love her, one person to want her and only her. The heart now mis-shapen tattered and discolored pumps again with a glimpse of hope. On the outside he seems sweet, but is it just sugar coating or can he be the one. Endless longing with fallen hopes his exterior doesn't seem to be what she had hoped. Evidence of others she finds his shadows. Monsters lie in his closet awaiting her, hungry for the fresh meat of her fragile heart. Begging he tries to tell her, it's not your heart the monsters want, it's him they slay. To prove his love he must prove his own heart is strong, strong enough for them both to survive. Slowly yet cautiously she walks behind him. The two begin thier journey down the dark path of the forest. The only way out is through the past, through more hurt and more trials. Determined to prove his love he presses for

Santa Is Comming
HEY EVERYONE JUST WANTED TO SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS SINCE IT IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, HOPE SANTA BRINGS YOU ALL EVERYTHING YOUR HEART DESIRES, AND DONT FORGET THE NEW YEAR.. PARTY IT UP.. HAVE A BLAST AND DRINK ONE FOR ME !!!

Nsfw
Im probably gonna get my account deleted for expressing my thoughts but here goes... Fubar is really starting to loose it's fun and it is sad. I always thought that this site is for adults to have fun, chat, meet new friends. But lately,some of my pics are being tagged as NSFW ( not sure why and i dont think that they are), and im sure a lot of you are getting hit with them as well. Granted, some post regular pics of them selfs,friends, family etc etc, and i think thats awesome to share with the ppl you meet and trust on here, not to mention that you get points for them too...,most post adult oriented pictures, and yes i am one of them, after all, we're all adults here, right?? So why do i feel like i am being censored here? am i the only one who feels this way?? If we are all suppose to be adults here, im sure we've seen private pictures before, and if seeing those things are not your cup of tea, then dont look, simple as that. I am sick and tired of getting FUBARmail from admins/

Snow
My brother, Jonny is laying in the snow making a snow angel (with his dog) and refuses to get up until Alexa makes a digital documentary. Quote: BadLori, "she won't give us the camera OR come out to take pictures" Jonny, "She better cuz I ain't coming in til she does...I'll die out here." BadLori, "There's gonna be a showdown." Alexa & Gerard watch smiling out the window. Alexa with update, "he's NOT dead." ...approaching footsteps Jonny, "you got plastic? I'm camping outside today." BadLori, "yeah, but I need that to wrap bodies." ok - so we've been up all night and we're drunk as fuck - Jonny proceeds to set up camp in the back yard...

Bf App
Full Name: Age: DOB: Height: Weight: Eye Color: Measurements: Natural Hair Color: Current Hair Color: Birthmark?: Are you a virgin?: If no, how many sexual partners have you had?: Have you ever had a sex change?: Are you bisexual?: Do you smoke?: Do you use any illegal substances?: If Yes, What?: Do you have a job?: If yes, what is it?: Do you work out?: Do you live on your own?: What kind of car do you drive?: Favorite sport and team?: Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?: If yes, how many & For what reasons? Do you cook?: Do you have any siblings?: Whats your religion? How many piercings (not including ears) do you have?: How many tattoos do you have?: Do you like animals?: Do you like kids? Do you want to have kids someday?: Do you have kids?: If yes, how many?: Where do you see your

Quantum Mechanics
The word "quantum" (Latin, "how much") in quantum mechanics refers to a discrete unit that quantum theory assigns to certain physical quantities, such as the energy of an atom at rest (see Figure 1, at right). The discovery that waves have discrete energy packets (called quanta) that behave in a manner similar to particles led to the branch of physics that deals with atomic and subatomic systems which we today call Quantum Mechanics. It is the underlying mathematical framework of many fields of physics and chemistry, including condensed matter physics, solid-state physics, atomic physics, molecular physics, computational chemistry, quantum chemistry, particle physics, and nuclear physics. The foundations of quantum mechanics were established during the first half of the twentieth century by Werner Heisenberg, Max Planck, Louis de Broglie, Niels Bohr, Erwin Schrödinger, Max Born, John von Neumann, Paul Dirac, Wolfgang Pauli and others. Some fundamental aspects of the theory are still ac

Please Read
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I

A Series Of Questions
Holidays are for good cheer. Or more likely a reason to sneer Are the holidays happy? And do they bring us near? We should question all this merrymaking. Why do we celebrate? It's really not that clear Why all of a sudden do we cheer. Do we come together as one family? Or argue more than we do all year?

Dealing With Cancer
here recently like within the last 3 months i have been diagnosed with testicular cancer am now going through chemo therapy and to make things worse i started losing hair todayif anyone else has dealt with this situation i would love to hear how u deal with it

All The Things I Want And Love
My heart pounds My heart races My stomach gets butterflies My stomach gets knots So I look inside to find the strength and courage to let you know whats been held inside for so long. Only if I could just let it out It tears me up inside cause I want you to know my feelings for you But its just to hard but out of all things I want and love You are the one who makes my life complete You have been there to cheer me up when noone else could You are the one who understood so I think its time that you know What you mean to me Out of all the things I want and love one thing is becomeing clear and thats the one thing in my life that feels right is my feelings for you So out of everything I want and love the one I know for sure is Your the one I want and the one I love and thats what I wanted you to know.

Yule Tide Greetings
Merry Christmas! In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince who ever would listen that

The Prayer
In my life I have loved and lost And every time it has been at a cost The price was me Every time I lost a piece you see From giving all of myself so freely So I pray each day that this is true that each of you use the piece that I gave you To change your life so its less blue There is none of me left to give So what reason is there to live So I pray from this day on Please death come before the dawn

Merry Christmas To My Brothers
This is for all my brothers in the military. even though we may not be home for the holidays, were still with our family! rest assured we are making the best of what we are presented with...

A Christmas Love ( A Poem I Wrote)
Winter has finally come... the trees are bald of leaves... the ground is covered in snow. A cold chill blows in the air, and Christmas lights are on everywhere. Christmas is here, everyone is in joy.... from family pets to girls and boys. It never changes year after year. There she stands at a distance... looking radiant like the morning sun. Gazing at her beauty... always puts me in a trance. I don't know what it is about her... that makes me feel so whole. It tears me apart when I'm not with her... I feel empty inside and lost in this world. This Christmas Love is more than I hoped for... everyday with her feels like the first time. This Christmas I want no gifts... all I want is her love for me... to last for eternity.

House Sitting Escapades
RE: House Sitting Escapades > I am house sitting for my parents over the holidays. They left yesterday morning on a Caribbean cruise. It is 2:00 in the morning, when I hear a light tapping on the front door; I am up late surfing the internet and I just finished reading some erotic stories on my favorite site. Looking at the clock, I am hesitant to go to the front door when I hear the voice of my parent’s next-door neighbor, you. “ Mrs. Lust, it’s Mike, from next door...May I come in?” I open the door with a long nylon housecoat with nothing under it, except white silk panties.You seem happy to see me. Besides being my parent’s next-door neighbor, you are also a family friend. You are a mature man, Handsome, grey haired, athletic body, a playful smile, and hypnotic eyes, you have my attention, standing there peering at me, practically naked. You are wearing sweats, from your nightly run, I notice your cock is beginning to come to life when I stammer, “I-It-Its cold outs

Man
What determines a man..... Strength, leadership, passion, loyalty, compassion, love, and sometimes fear. A life born to a circumstance unknown to him. A life that has the potential to see happiness. A child scorn for the color of his skin, the size of his eyes, and even the size of his waist. As the child grows to the body of his teens, eyes start to see someone that has always been there. Flattery...starts to change his path, as he views what seems to be the friends that everyone wants. A life becomes comsumed by oneself. A life in the midst of others, becomes a world of one. One life that is fill with hate, pain, payback, envy, disloyality, and loss. A child becomes a man as a piece is taken from his life. The world that was built is lost, as the light dims. Grains fall without meaning, and as a grain becomes a mound the only thing that changes are the people around you. And those same people that have seen your back more than your face, are by your side. And a realization that life

If You Were My Boyfriend..
1.) how many times a day would you kiss me? answer: 2.) Would you hold me? answer: 3.) Would you hug me? answer: 4.) Would you take me places? answer: 5.) Would you love me? answer: 6.) Would you lie to me?? answer: 7.) If I was sick what would you do? answer: 8.) Would you leave me for one of my friends? answer: 9.) Want to have a future with me? answer: 10.) Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? Answer: 11.) Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? answer: 12.) Would you care about what I wore when we go out? answer: 13.) Would you hang out with me AND my friends? answer: 14.) If your friend tried to get with me what would you do? answer: 15.) If me and one of your friends argued, whose side would you be on? answer: 16.) Would you give me your myspace password? answer: 17.) If I gave you mine would you read all my mail? answer: 18.) If I said I loved you would you say it back? answer: 19.) Ho

Racists?
RACISTS? Someone else besides me finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainment Television) we'd be Racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.

Buy Me Hearts!!
This game is NOW OPEN! Kick off the new year and share some LOVE with your fu-friends! I've added F.A.Q. to my blog, click me below to visit my profile and check it out if you have questions! Good luck to all! This game is happily brought to you by Heartistic Soul@ fubar A repost is appreciated!

Contest, Please Help...
I am in a contest, the most comments on my pic will win... the contest started 01-01-08 and will run until 01-08-08. Who wants to help? If you comment 100+ i'll add you to my family...or if u comment A LOT maybe there is something else you want.. Fubucks.... This is my first contest and it was an out of the blue thing... I want to win! Please help me out... Here is the link or [ fubar.com photo: 138071793 ] Much love to you all Happy New Year! ~Nikki~

Back At College
well its offical im back to hocking after my break and starting my nursing clinicals, so im going to he one of those people whos always tired and run down now lol, but i can do it. I will become an RN no matter what i have to do

He Says More
“He Says More” You better believe in me ‘Cause in time you’ll need me Life into you I have breathed Through my word you shall take heed For I am filled with jealousy When you choose a life of hypocrisy You will receive a lot, not just for show From whom all blessings flow My kingdom will be your safe haven You are saved in spite of all the misbehaving I will answer that knock at the door Stay with me still “HE SAYS MORE” Whom have I in heaven but you Give me praise in all that you do I am with you always Even to the end of the age I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked The coming of the son of God has been predicted For why should you die O house of Israel By grace through faith all shall be healed Worship puts God at the center of our vision Wisdom, knowledge, and understanding as well As humility and hope is the key to the ignition I know your works see I have set before you an open door Aren’t me blessed that “He Says More” Amen… A.I.R. 08/28/

Talked With My Daughter Today
It's really sad that when you try to contact her via her dad, i can never get him on the phone. I have tried to call him via his cell phone for the past 3-4 weeks and keep getting this users mail box is full. Finally broke down and called his house and his wife (which hates my guts) answers the phone. asked her what was going on with his phone, she says that hasnt had a chance to clear his messages on there. when i asked to talk with my daughter she kinda copped a attitude with me. but i did get to talk with her. My daughter got on the phone and i asked her what she wanted for her birthday which is on monday she wants an adult guitar (smiles) and she knows that her evil step mom isnt going to get her one. She wants me to meet her baby brother but said that her other mom didnt want me to ever meet him. I told her that adults have reasons for what they do. and its not up to me or her as to why other mom doesnt want me to meet her baby brother. Im hoping that i will get to see her

~*struggle At Mind*~
Last month in December I did something really bad. I will talk about it as much as I can. So here goes. I did something bad to someone that I truly loved. I really loved this person. I didn't even want to fall for this person and I did. It took us a couple of weeks and we became close. We called each other everyday and texted each other until we passed out on each other. Then on this person's birthday out of all days I hurt this person. I made this person cry and feel bad for me. After this person didn't know I "hurt" them. I tried not to make a big deal about it. I tried to make this person's 21st birthday the best birthday ever! We had a party. The next few days was terrible! What I did sunk in, and it went to hell. This person's friends attacked me. I freaked out so much that I became depressed and told the person that night how I felt about it all and how shitty I was feeling. This person told me to give them a few days to think about what all happened. After this person's frie

Passion Test
THE PASSION TEST Passion. Isn't that a word in the dictionary? Doesn't it mean: a powerful emotion, such as love, joy, hatred, or anger? Isn't it something that refers to what Romeo and Juliet once had? How many of us have ever felt it? Not many. Remember, I am talking about passion, not lust. Passion expresses itself in the weirdest of ways, but it can be summarized like this: if you tremble when you are close to her, then you are feeling the effects of passion (unless you are just an incredibly shy guy). If you get into a fight, say the cruelest things in the world, and end up sharing a kiss that could make the world stop, then passion is there. If your goodbye kisses are but simple pecks on the cheek or lips, devoid of any emotion, then your relationship has no passion. If you can sleep well at night, despite having a major fight with your significant other, then passion is non-existent. Unfortunately boys, this isn't something we can pick up at the nearest gr

Money~~and Trade~11's
EVONNE AND TISMOM ARE GIVING AWAY FU-BUCKS 4 COMMENTS ...EVERY 100 COMMENTS YOU GIVE US WE WILL GIVE YOU 500 FU-BUCKS... PLEASE EMAIL US WHEN DONE ... EVONNE' S PAGE Evonne~ ~~SPIRIT LEVELERS~FUSISTA'S BOMBING AND LEVELING CREW~~CLUB FAR ~~`@ fubar TISMOM05 PAGE TiSmOm05~SqUaD~LeAdEr@SpIrIt~~LeVeLeRs@ fubar THANKS 4 HELPING

Coin Operated Boy
Coin Operated Boy The Dresden Dolls coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from i will never leave my bedroom i will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend.... coin operated boy all the other real ones that i destroy cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go and i'll never be alone not with my coin operated boy...... this bridge was written to make you feel smittener with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer can you extract me from my plastic fantasy i didnt think so but im still convinceable will you persist even after i bet you a billion dollars that i'll never love you will you persist even after i kiss you goodbye for the last time wil

Advice On Getting To Red. By Sin!
It is very easy to get rates, which on this site make you RED! Now you see all the top members writing they rated your page could you please come back and rate mine...blah, blah, blah. Well that is fine and dandy. However, those nasty little bouncer checks get in your way. Here is what you need to do, go to who's online and then hit new members. That will take you to all the new members that are online. Click next, next, etc. To you get to the very last page of all the green members. Then you work your way back, you can rate over 1000 profiles a day. Most leave a comment, but damn that takes way to damn long with the bouncer checks, so make up a cute little saying (Welcome to fubar and that you rated their profile etc..something cute and something that will make them want to rate your profile back)then send that to them in a drink! Fubar kegs is the cheapest because during happy hours it cost only 50 fubucks. You pretty much will make that back too when you get rated back and some w

To The One Who Has My Heart
You brush your hand across my face and wipe away a single tear, Soft and light your fingers trace my wanting lips. Gazing into eyes of the purest blue I feel safety, comfort, and reassurance held tightly in your strong supportive arms. As you press your lips to mine our bodies in a love embrace, The rest of the world stands still and time stops. Peace and happiness fill my heart as you whisper "I love you" lightly into my ear and melt my soul. I can see our future as clear as a reflection in a mirror and there is no other place I want to be.

Scrabble
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.(Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES : When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN

My Bail Is $510.00 ......... What Is Yours?
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on My Space -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Dated a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 Went skinny dipping -- $5 Had sex in a pool -- $2

Death Found A Home
As she lays in bed she opens her eyes Only to mumble two simple little words.. "Oh no." Her life a sham, nothing but lies. She gets up and goes to the bathroom, Only to find all the bottles and jars broken and spilled all down the drain. She doesn't understand how she can still be here. Old scars still remain, new bruises to be found. More grief and headache she will retain. She sits back down in her room, trying not to cry as the day passes her by. She feels so hollow, so lost and alone. There is no place to go, no place hide. It's coming now, with no time to run. Close your eyes and your ears for the raging beast has become unleashed. The blood is rising, the cuts are real... The light is fading, the darkness has come... Death has found a home

Im Sorry
I SAW THIS AND DECIDED TO BLOG IT IM SORRY IF MY BOOBS AREN'T BIG ENOUGH TO "SATISFY" YOUR NEEDS. IM SORRY IF IM NOT TAN ENOUGH FOR YOU IM SORRY IF IM NOT SKINNY ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SEE MY RIBS IM SORRY IF IM TOO TALL OR SHORT FOR YOU IM SORRY IF IM NOT PRETTY ENOUGH TO BE "YOUR GIRL" IM SORRY IF IM NOT A PLAYBOY MODEL SO DI DON'T ACT LIKE A PORN STAR FOR YOU. IM SORRY IF MY HAIR IS NOT LONG OR SHORT ENOUGH FOR YOU IM SORRY IF I DON'T HAVE A DREAM BODY THAT TURNS YOU ON. BUT MOST OF ALL IM SORRY FOR MOST GUYS WHO CANT ACCEPT A GIRL FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE

Butterflies
BUTTERFLIES My heart flutters like A bunch on butterflies Flying in the wind My heart flutters like butterflies Each and every time I See you, talk to you And even More when I sit and think of you My heart flutters like butterflies Even while I am sleeping An as I am rolling Over to touch you Lying beside me In our bed My heart flutters like a flock Of butterflies As my wild Imagination runs out of Control thinking that We will soon be meeting One another for the First time and making Passionate love until We fall asleep holding Each other tight My heart flutters like butterflies That never stops to rest Like the stars that never loose there sparkle Like a river that never stops running Like the trees in the forests that never stop growing My heart flutters like butterflies baby All because your heart is my heart Your soul is my soul And together we can become one with each other

2008 Rules By G C!
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for the

Big Bisou Song For St Valentine
Approach, approach one will dance the big bisou Big bisou in English that wants to say large kiss. Give you a marrowy kiss At the place that I will indicate to you. Our grandfathers and our grandmothers Made tell lies in manners That they put sometimes up to hundred years to embrace itself It is a memory of the pretty last time Exceeded Join you With the big bisou And initially On the hand Old style Noble and all. Attention on the hand you embrace… Stop! Big bisou, big bisou Just afterwards More closely Known the cheek Attention on the cheek you embrace… Stop! Big bisou, big bisou Parents of our parents Were some time funny They thought that the babies that comes while embracing It is a memory of the pretty time of front But now We don’t care Big bisou… And initially Bolder Smooch In the neck Attention in the neck you embrace… Stop! Big kiss big kiss Let’s carry on On the nose Not below. Attention on the nose you embrace… Stop! Big bisou,

Clearing
Is their a way of clearing or reseting all of the rating that everyone gives you? Just wondering, because when I go and try to go back and update the next album I have to restart all over again? Things that make you go Hummmm

Hmmmmm????
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..

A Year Of Tears
subject: A Year of Tears post date: 2007-12-15 04:49:18 views: 62 comments: 4 ratings: 0 Foreword: I posted this a week or so ago on my MySpace blog but ended up taking it down because it was largely misunderstood and harshly criticized by a few. This is actually a type of poem/writing that I began over a year and a half ago. I found it a couple weeks ago and decided to finish it. Please know that it is not about anyone in particular and is not even necessarily about what is going on with me right now, but rather an expression of feelings and experiences, some real, some imagined. I hope many people can understand or relate to what is expressed. If you don't get anything out of it, I'm sorry but please don't judge. This is not about "me", it's about hurting, healing, and learning to love again. So once, again, I'm going to try to share this and hope someone, somewhere, gets it. Dig it or don't. A Year of Tears It's been a rough year. I lived, I loved, I lea

Alcohol
When i'm hung over My water taste like liquified rust Fuzz is never around I remember how much of an ass i can be when drunk I love to smoke weed My stomache always looks bigger than normal I love watching really sad/depressing movies Sex becomes more appealing I have a mixture of love and hate for all of you out there

For Sexy Men Only
if you think you have what it takes to be a member of HOTTIES R US (rockin bod-cute face) send your hottest pic my way, If I like what I see, I will pass it on to the owner of HOTTIES R US and we will vote on it at the next meeting. send all your hot male friends to me too. look forward to hearing from you. smooches;)~

To Far Ahead
I LET MY EMOTIONS GET AHEAD OF MYSELF. WELL I WOULD SAY ABOUT SIXTY PERCENT OF THE TIME. NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO CONTROL THEM IT SEEMS I LET IT HAPPEN. I HAVE HAD MY SHARE OF HURTING FOR A LIFE TIME SO I AM TRYING NOT TO LET MY MOTIONS GET AHEAD OF THINGS WHEN IT COMES TO MEETING PEOPLE. BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON THAT HAS MADE IT EVEN HARDER FOR ME TO CONTROL THEM BUT I KNOW IF I DONT I WILL LOSE HIM AND I DONT WANT TO DO THAT. AND EVEN IF I DO GET THEM UNDER CONTROL THERE IS NO GUARANETTE THAT HE WILL STAY. I KNOW I HAVE TO BE PATIENT AS WELL, AND THEN AGAIN PATIENTS IS ANOTHER THING THAT I HAVE A HARD TIME WITH WHEN COMES TO SOMETHING OR SOMEONE THAT I WANT IN MY LIFE. I ALSO KNOW THAT IN ORDER TO HAVE THEM I HAVE TO WORK ON BEING PATIENT AND MOST OF ALL THESE FREAKING CRAZY EMOTIONS OF MINE THAT SEEM TO "FUCK" THINGS UP FOR ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO CONTROL THEM. I TELL MY SELF WHEN AND IF I MEET THIS GENTLEMAN THAT I WOULDNT DO THAT, WELL GUESS WHAT THE SHIT WENT

How Do You Use Your Eyes?
"GOD GAVE US EYES TO SEE, IT IS OUR CHOICE TO USE THEM, OR NOT" Im wondering what everyone feels deep inside when reading this phrase which was written by an anonymous religious philosopher 1500 BC. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My feelings are. I think that it is about seeing what people truly are and seeing past the obvious to each person's true being... its not about using your eyes to look at someones outer beauty BUT for looking nside their inner beauty. Also Don't go through life with your eyes only half open(your own choice) (Britney) friends feelings Hmm I dont know ! Probably has something to do with people always turning away instead of looking and facing all of the problems around them! IMO! (Jeff) friends feelings For me it means to see the persons inside, not just the outer appearance or the first impression. But to see deep down inside for what they really are. Their soul...their inne

This Person
this is the best person and she is great i know she want to be friend frist im good with that and when i ask personal qustion that my way to show this person love and my mom said if she want me to know adres she let me know so jamie i love you and want to be friend with the time you had with me make me fill good

My Uncle
My Uncle Dedicated To Steve The World's Greatest Uncle Thanks for being not only the big brother I needed but the only father figure I had.... Soul searching for the answers from within; I find myself knowing now what I should have known then. You have always been there for me; Step by step with every little emergency. I just wanted to let you know , Just how much that I have noticed ; That with an uncle like you how muchI was truly blessed. Through all our good times ; And even through our fights. You stood tall beside me ; Like a father should be. Through all my little scares and frights. I just wanted to let you know; Because I t wasn't always easy to show. That I have always loved and appreciated you. Just in case you had no clue. Now I must say without any delay. There will never be a good -bye- and you know that I could never tell a lie. You will always be here deep in my heart. With each new memory good or bad from the very start. Do not

~possessive Love Relationship~
I have written in an Earlier Blog "No More Drama" that I can no longer stand in the gap for friends caught in a possessive relationship....But please allow me to place to help one last time by placing this blog for my friends in need. ************************************************* Are you in a possessive love relationship? Is your partner clinging onto every moment of your life, or is it simply infatuation and he or she will soon settle down. Read on to understand the path of your relationship. One of the most magical experiences in one’s life is falling in love. Those butterflies in the stomach and blushy nervousness all make the days of courtship romantic and special. Suddenly we feel completely glued to our partner and it seems that you can’t live apart for even one minute. These emotional bonds of passion, affection, and attachment become the center of our being. But as you start settling down in a relationship, one partner may suddenly note the behavior partner of the

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i have to go to court wedneday cause my x who had a kid with some other dude is tring to pin it on me im guessing but i got the divorce papers last week in the mail and it states that we had no kids and that there is no custody battle or need for support what should i do well i have to go to court damn it i need money and shes fucking that up rahhhhhhhhh im soo pissed

Urgent Message: Please Read!!!!!
Crucial Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children,everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips, forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won't see you, but everybody

Foods That Are Body Parts
Foods that are body parts. This is interesting info... You are what you eat, so eat well. A stupendous insight of civilizations past has now been confirmed by today's investigative, nutritional sciences. They have shown that what was once called "The Doctrine of Signatures" was astoundingly correct. It now contends that every whole food has a pattern that resembles a body organ or physiological function and that this pattern acts as a signal or sign as to the benefit the food provides the eater. Here is just a short list of examples of Whole Food Signatures. A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye...and science shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes. A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart is red and has four chambers. All of the research shows tomatoes are indeed pure heart and blood food. Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. E

Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name: Bram Birthday: August 30th, 1970 Birthplace: St. Joseph, MO Current Location: Jefferson City, MO Eye Color: brown Hair Color: brown Height: 5ft9 Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: irish,scottish,french canadian,german, cherrokee The Shoes You Wore Today: reebok tennis shoes Your Weakness: beautiful ladies Your Fears: heights Your Perfect Pizza: supreme without mushrooms Goal You Would Like To Achieve:lose some weight Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or cool Thoughts First Waking Up: Im still here Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes Your Bedtime: whenever I feel like going Your Most Missed Memory: being deplyed Pepsi or Coke: coke MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino Do you Smoke: only when i drink Do you Swear: every fuckiing day Do you Sing: yes Do you Shower Daily: yes

Random Thoughts Of Fubar
I have been on fubar less than a year.I have made some good friends but no where near what my friends list totals not no where near what my Family list totals. I have to many non friends on my friends list. Which that will be changing soon. I have to many on my family list that are not even friendly some of them will be removed soon as well. That is all for today will add more another time. Thanks to any who read this. Anna

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***What Jeremy Means*** You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you w

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Are you random?RANDOMNESS ROX UR SOX!!!! WOOHOO!!!you are so random... no one ever knows what you're going to do... who knows... after this quiz you might go watch some wierd movie or prank call... just make sure that you're not hurting anyone with your randomness...How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

4 Facts You Never Knew About Me....
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For all those who passed me chains in 2007,In e-mail, messages or comments, saying that if I pass and not break, I would be rich ,millionaire or be more sexy and have more friends ... NOT WORKED In 2008, please could I send in money, chocolate or petrol voucher or bank transfer or a plane ticket, for Turkya, Japan, Egyto, Brazil, USA I am not boring, a kiss? Thank you and God bless You... Jo Lemos

From The Mouths Of Babes ... Comes The Wisdom Of The Ages.
Well here we were going into the year 2007 - sorry 2008. Sadaam was dead.. and things were still blowing up. - Imagine that. Eric ( 12 ) asked me why it was so important to kill him. I didn't really have an answer for that one. Eric can be a pretty deep thinker sometimes though and I like to encourage that so I had to offer him up a bone. I asked him if I told him that Sadaam was a very very bad man if he could accept that and move on but he started comparing what Bush has done to what Sadaam has done. He wanted to know why it was OK for us to go and blow up people and stuff in another country but when someone did it to us we got mad .... told ya he was deep. I told him that I've observed that there seems to be a side of human nature that causes people to project their vision of the truth and justice on others. I told him that this egoistic tendency causes them to believe that their closure is more precious than human life. I told him I thought it was all a part of the brave new

Slave For A Day
Some of my friends @ work thought it would be nto have fun this Valentines' So, they had the idea to "auction" some of us singles for Valentines atleast it was intended to be fun. Now everyone is getting too serious about things and are already asking what is the starting price? what do you guys think? How much am I worth>? Damn I hope I dont have to put out.............lol well, maybe depends on who! I'm posting this today hope you guys have some ideas. xoxoxoxo IE IL i

Hepatitis C Myths And Facts
Hepatitis C Myths and Facts Fact Hepatitis C is a virus that infects the liver and circulates at very high levels as much as millions of little viral particles in a droplet of an infected person's blood. The virus is transmitted by blood-to-blood contact such as occurs with a blood transfusion, receiving a tattoo from a dirty needle, during intranasal cocaine snorting when sharing razor blades, or when sharing intravenous needles. The virus can have a prolonged asymptomatic period for many months to years and can come to attention through routine screening, at the time of blood donation, or when a person infected with the virus develops symptoms of the disease. The symptoms, which are fairly nonspecific, include fatigue and joint aches. Occasionally, the disease is not diagnosed until its end stages at which time liver failure has ensued. There are many myths about hepatitis C that are perceived as truths. This article will debunk some of these myths and provide the facts abo

Please Read, And Be Patient, Its Long
My name is Steven Marshall Liston, I am 18 years of age. I am dedicating this to my late Daughter, Mezeker Mylove Liston. This is the day of her conception. I am writing this for many reasons.. Not to state to the whole website that my daughter is dead and have people feel sorry for me.. No.. I am Dedicating this to my first daughter.. my first child was taken from me, my Son.. i havent seen him in 3 years.. he just turned 4 in Jan... with her i wanted to be there thru every bit of her life.. to see her first steps.. hear her words.. tell her i love her and i will always... she would of been around 3 months old about this time.. but instead she died 6 months into it all.. it was no ones fault.. she just wasnt strong enough.. she was in peace.. and i know that somewhere.. another place.. she would be right here with me.. daddys little girl... this is about the time i tell you never to get really messed up.. watch a movie that you know will make you cry.. and have internet access.. its a

Mumms
I Just Need Some input here. See I heard this Would you rather Question on Regular radio so I wanted to see How it Would Go Over on Fubar with Friends and Others. Well needless to say it was deleted be cause it Had NSFW Content the thing is I heard it on the FM radio Between the Hours of 8am-10am Working hours. I have seen some raunchy pictures here on Fubar that Should be NSFW. I saw this one the girl has her hand in her well you know where I can say or I will be deleted for NSFW content in my blog. This is supposed to be a online bar not a church. If you don't like what you see be mature enough to move on. I don't think a Question that I heard on radio Was as bad as some of the pictues that you can look at.

Fifty Dollars Is Fifty Dollars'
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'. One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to M

Club Fear 1
COME CHECK OUT THE NEW ROCKING SOUNDS OF AWESOME TUNEZ INC. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE, WE SET THE WORLD A BLAZE COME TO CLUB FEAR, WHERE THE HOTTEST DJ'S AND CREW WILL SET YOU ON FIRE, WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE THEY HAVE COME TO TERRIFY N WRECK THE AIRWAVES WITH EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN

Pits
Just putting out some info on pitbulls to all the dumb asses out there that think they are mean dogs wrong they are way down on the list of bad breeds the most mean bad breed dog as far as attacking people are dalmations and german shepards which you dont hear about in the news like pit bulls because they have been singled out because of dumb ass people raising them to fight feeding them bad stuff like gun powder and so forth but if you ever had a pit and raised it as a pet you wouldn't have no other breed they are loyal loving pets

Interesting!
You Are a Total Player! Congratulations, when it comes to the game of love, you're a pro. Not only are you an expert player, you are a highly evolved one. For you, dating is like a game of chess - with a much happier ending. And you adeptly alter your moves, depending on who's in the game. When It Comes to Men, Are You a Player?

A Soldier's Story By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan
A Soldier's Story By: Tabitha Lynn Cowan Late last night I had a dream, I dreamt a soldier came to me. He was dressed in blue and gray, Olive green and tan and beige, Truly a soldier from every age. Defending a nation's freedom and it's power. Prepared to die at any hour. He looked and me and said, "Dry you eye, It was my duty to fight and die. Do not however let my death be in vain, Or make my burden more of a strain. This nation was founded on freedom and love, Founded on the belief in the One above. Founded on freedom of choice, And that everyone has an equal voice. Keep these beliefs and my death was for a reason. To keep you children safe and happy throughout every season. I did my part, With a full and happy heart. Now you must do yours as well. This is my story for you to tell. Tell one and all to be proud of their soldiers, So in their own daily lives they will be boulder. To speak their minds, And

How Fat Do I Have To Be, To Be "big Enough"?
I'm a little bit confused, and just slightly FUCKING irritated. Allllllllll through high school I was considered FAT...And to most of those people, TOO big...But here recently, I get the "IMPRESSION" that I'm not FUCKING BIG enough to be considered a BBW. They say plus size starts at like a size 14/16...Well, I'm a 20/22...but I've been told I'm not big enough. (By a plus size modelling site's PHOTOGRAPHER) So here's the question: How fat do I have to be to be BIG ENOUGH for you? I already weigh around 260...Do I honestly need to pack on around 70 to 100 pounds to be considered big enough for the plus size world? I've become quite accustomed to the size that I am, and even started feeling better about wearing better, FITTING clothes, and now, because of this...My fucking self-esteem is starting to waiver...I feel like I'm an "anorexic" or "stick figure" to the big girl society. I'm utterly confused because at first, I thought I was too big, now it seems as if it's the other fucking way

Adventures With Slut-girl
I declared a pox on online dating this past Sunday evening. It was just a temporary bout of insanity, so no worries, but you know my weekend was utter crizzap to lead to such measures. I was double dawg dared to go out with this 25-year-old marine corps girl this past Sunday. I thought it'd be good writing material, but frankly, I'm just trying to put that day behind me. Recalling it in detail may cause me to curl up in fetal position and fall asleep; that date was bad enough that I'm now a sufferer of post traumatic stress syndrome. I'm not even lying about this: when I called her cell phone, instead of hearing it ring, it played My Country Tis of Thee. For real. Just a couple of things this girl said that made me throw up a little in my mouth: Me: So... Her: Something people don't know about me is that I speak Japanese. Me: Oh, yeah? Have you been to Japan before? Her: (with a chuckle) Oh, yes, yes. Three times, actually. Later, we met at a trendy bar,

Check Out This Hottie!
This dude right here is so fucking hilarious! Go in Rate/fan/add whatever u want but read his blogs i can tell u that will laugh and he is a very funny man. Oh and he's hot. †Bauer†™ *Best Blogger On Fubar*@ fubar And look he salutes me to!

Tester 2
a> ************************ ***********CLICK PIC TO ENTER********** WELCOME TO SIN CITY. FUBARS FASTEST GROWING LOUNGE. ************ HOT DJ'S SEXY STAFF GREAT FAMILY **NO DRAMA** ************ SIN CITY IS ALSO HIRING FOR ALL STAFF SO IF YOU WANNA BECOME PART PLEASE LET DJ FABULOUS OR HOLLISTER OR TINKER KNOW.. WE LOVE TO HAVE AND SEE YOU SOON WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING ON? GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! LETS SIN TOGETHER!

Virgo - The One That Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.

Dating Again....
OK.....just a little update on whats going on....Hitler (my ex) has stopped harrassing me...he still calls and texts me, but it's not like he is being rude this time. I've finally decided to move on...I am very happy with my life at this time...all except I still havent found a decent job yet....hopefully that will change soon.

Blah!!
I dont understand. ..As always thats me. .. .I try to much on everything even relationships I need to learn how to take a chill pill. ..I'm always worrying about everything. ..I dont know why but I do. .Maybe thats just me. ..Im confused I dont know where im headed. .and its scary. .. never knowing where you want to be in life. . i want to go back to school. .But. ..Then again I dont.. I know an education is improtant in life. ..But after school. . i dont know where im going . ..I mean i have all this hate inside and i never talk about my feels at all. ..everyone always ask's me whats wrong . .I reply with nothing I'm fine. .or to much is wrong. ..and they are like well explain and i try to talk but i cant. .I want to talk so bad but I feel like no one really cares. ..I feel like im traped in a corner with no way out and the floor in falling out from under me. .I am going no where fast. . and I know it. . I know you guys dont give 2 shits. ..but this is a way for me to vent and let thi

One Million Signature Campaign
ONE MILLION SIGNATURE CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE KILLING OF WOLVES IN ALASKA Alaska’s wolves are now subject to being killed by gunners from airplanes and by hunters who locate wolves by airplane and then land and shoot them. Approximately 1,700 wolves have been killed annually in Alaska out of a total population of 8,000-11,000 wolves. This killing will drastically increase now that the governor has approved aerial wolf hunting. We the undersigned, insist that the government of Alaska: • Listen to the people of Alaska who have voted twice to stop same-day aerial wolf hunting. • Reverse the ruling allowing aerial and land-and shoot hunting of wolves. • Listen to professional independent biologists who say the level of killing is unnecessary and damaging to the ecosystem. • Give a reassessment of the entire concept of killing wolves, including it’s impact on pack social structure, predator-prey relationships and population dynamics. Date Signature Print name

Pics I Want
as soon as i get a camera ill add more pics of me and my gf and kids till then im looking 4 pics that i want theres all kinds that im looking 4 so if u think u got one id like hit me up and show me thanks and if its one i really want ill even give fu cash 4 it but its got to be one i really have to have thanks later love yall

To Much To Ask
To Much To Ask As our eyes meet looking longingly , deeply into each others soul , seeing the secrets neither of us share with the world , is it to much to ask to know you like that ? as our lips meet desperate , passionate , tasting our lives , sensing in ourselves the heartfelt joy that comes with a kiss is it to much to ask to know you like that ? As our hearts meet racing in unison feeling our worlds as they connect knowing that now is the time to join. Is it to much to ask to know you like that ?

~~my 3rd Hh Contest Bulletin~~
WANT_A _HAPPY_HOURI am doing my third Happy Hour Contest since my second one was a great success... come on i wanna make Godfather on this one!!Like the last one all you do is contact me at the link below, and send me the link of a S.F.W. picture that i can SAVE AND UPLOAD to the contest folder, My last contest i had 20 people i would love more this time around...won't start with less than 30 people (please do not join if your are not in it to win it)As Before the contest is First to 50,000 comments will get a Happy hour.Of course you can bomb yourself, have friends bomb you, if you are apart of a family they may bomb you... anyone caught using any programs, regardless of the amount of comments you have your entry will be deleted WITHOUT NOTICEPLEASE NOTE:To ensure that this doesn't last forever there will be a ending date (one month after start date), note if by this closing date no one has gotten the 50,000 comments required NO HAPPY HOUR will be given out============================

*everlasting Shine*
You brighten up my World You light up my Life You make my Heart leap;skip a beat You make my Day Smile Though our Eyes have never met Reality I dream of the day our Lips would met Eternity My Life is enjoyed,Each and everytime your around Looking into your mystifying Eyes I´ve seen thousand of stars I have no fear to follow my Dreams Cause I know you will light my ways You are my one and only Fantasy My Lifetime one Desire My everything is You thats own my Heart You are my Everlasting shine Through the darkness night... WrittenBy:Rachel W.

So Tired Of This Shit!!!
Goddamnit once again bullshit rears its ugly head!! Sherri just turned her back on me and my ex contacted me trying to say shes a good person...hahahahahaha bullshit!!! I am so fucking tired of being shit on by the female population......i at least met one great woman back here in florida. But damn people something has got to give....i mean a guy can only take so much shit before he snaps.....i know us guys put ya'll women thru some shit but ya'll do the same to us......god im losing my mind!!!

Give Up On You
You my son are my everything, My waking reasoning to be the best i can be, You my son are my smiles and laughter, My every moment of wanting to show you everything thing, Ive come to see you have saved me, Helped me know that for my life was to have you, To help you jump those hurdles, And for me to just simply help you through, Right now your facing some challenges, And I know your scared as hell, Don't worry Adam its going to be ok, I know right now you want to scream, cry and yell, We have a strong force behind us, All the people we love that love us too, LiL papi i am here to tell you that i know for sure, That God will never give up on you, Te amo mucho

I Kinda Fucked Up
Me and my supposed future FL roomie got into a REALLY big fight. Words were exchanged that probably shouldn't have been. In other words, I let my emotions get the best of me. I had a head injury (brain contusion. my brain was bleeding) not 4 months ago and the stress of the move, my anxiety, and my feelings for this person was what caused me to crack. I think I shall start becoming emotionless again. It saves me from the heart ache of dealing with people. I hate feeling like this. Dead inside. And I really do want to go live with him. We have a long history together. Even if not romantically I still value his friendship and want to see him succeed. He's unfortunately blocked me from most of his profiles and messengers. so I can't even really explain myself properly. That and I've been a total wreck since it all went down this morning. I wish I could tell him but I fear it is too late. Oh well. I guess I have other options. But it still hurts and sucks. And I miss him terribly. I just w

I Own, Or They Own Me?
OK EVERYONE, MEET MY NEW FU-OWNERS: SILVER DIAMOND ROCKS! YOU ALL WILL LOVE HER. SHE IS REAL, GENUINE AND SO VERY SWEET! ~Silver Diamond~Silvers 5-0 Birthday Bash "Cops n Convicts" Saturday May 24th @ the Hawthorn@ fubar THEN THERE IS JAK, WHAT CAN I SAY. A GENTLEMAN AMONG GENTLEMAN. EVERYONE SHOULD GET OT KNOW HIM. HE IS SO WONDERFUL AND I HAVE COME TO LOVE AN ADORE HIM :D JAK~ ۞ Owned by Lacey ۞ ~Owner of to many to list see blog@ fubar THEN THERE IS THE ONES I HAVE BOUGHT IN AUCTIONS. I AM LUCKY AS THEY ARE TURNING OUT TO BE SUCH WONDERFUL FRIENDS! ~BABS~ ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar ¤ ßßW GØÐÐ€§§ ¤@ fubar † Nathan † Owned By Dj Yummy@ fubar Tex™ @ Club Fantasia Owned by ~~Sunshine~~@ fubar RavinJuggalo fuOwned by ~Sunshine~& Juggalette Bitch@ fubar :PBëĥïÑÐ B£ü€

Me
Message: Would you kiss me? [ ] With Tongue [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe:} Would you makeout with me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already have ;) Would you sleep with me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay [ ] Ugly! Would you love me? [ ] To death [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] As a friend [ ] Already do Do you think I'm a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] a wife/husband [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf [ ] A friend [ ] A friend with benefits [ ] A possibility [ ] A loser [ ] A stud If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. ?? [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Friends [ ] Friends with benefits [ ] marry me [ ] fuck me [ ] give me head/eat me out. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [

One Touch, One Moment
One Touch, One Moment By: Deborah Boyd The softness of the night Just fills my senses galore The Thought of you Are simple and pure As I lay awake in bed Thoughts of you Dance through my head They bring a smile To my face each day I cherish the moments In every way You are there beside me So quiet and still As I listen to the sounds Your body brings me such thrills I yearn to touch you But afraid to do so You look so peaceful With that restful glow So I lay myself down Beside you again I close my weary eyes And dream about you within.

The Detours
Here is a new group that I think really rocks and I think you would enjoy them as well. Check them out and add them by clicking the pics I have here. They are having a concert Friday, so if you live close enough go check them out. Thanks everyone! Brenda

Still Trucking!
I have been with the same truck company for a year now. I only get to be on the computer when I am at my father-in-laws, or at my sister house. Which means I don't have a lot of free time on the computer, or much time at home. On the road it is a 24 hr. job, but the pay is ok. I just wish I could meet more like minded people. True friends are hard to find, no matter what a person does though. Hope to hear from some of you soon.

My First Fubar Contest.
Please help comment bomb me. I'm in my first fubar contest ever and trying to win a HH. Any help with comments for the contest will be appreciated greatly. Thank you everyone. Here is a link to my pic that needs the comments. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=156091&albumid=855786&i=3617105720&idx=20

Random Questions
Odd, random and slightly twisted questionsWhat kind of label do you fit into?: My OwnWhat kind of scent do you wear?: DependsWhat shampoo do you use?: Suave right nowWhat do you do for the enviroment?: Umm...recycle?Do you recycle?: Didn't I JUST say that?How many times do you shower in a week?: 2x a DAY!How many days in a row do you wear the same bra?: Maybe 2How many times a day do you apply deodorant??: Only need to onceHow many days in a row do you wear your socks?: I like sandalsTake this survey - Odd, random and slightly twisted questionsMyspace Surveys

Wtf
wtf So I know some of of you are woundering what’s going on. Why has Barry been MIA for the most part. Yes I have have been in school but I have managed to be on still and get stuff out to you. Why is this this time differnt? Wtf? As some of you know I was sick and through my back out. This keep me off line for the most part.. I missed a week of work in Feb. due this plus the passing of my grandfather. This never got better. I go today for chest x-rays. This so they can figure what kind of lung infection I have. I have no idea how bad it is yet. I do know it is not good at all. As of now I am working but no fire fighting. Both towns know about this. I hope that I will be able to finish school. There is a good chance I may not. I may be put in the hospital for awhile. I do not like to talk much about this. In fact my wife thinks Iam an asshole right know about it. She is right and I am sorry hon. Just be glad I didn’t marry you. Feel bad for Sue. S

Of Rage & War
You got Lybia, you got the Russians You got civilian planes crashing to the oceans Airports full of terrorists Nazi skins, anarchists When are they gonna learn Better listen to me you son of a bitch Better disarm those missiles sleeping in the ditch You have no goddamn right to do the things you do The world would be a better place if we were rid of you Of rage and war (4 times) Every country¹s got the bomb The scientists are working on Chemical weapons to melt the flesh With no source of defense Shoot me I¹ll shoot you Like there¹s nothing better to do Who¹s the loser in the end Better listen to me you son of a bitch Better disarm those missiles sleeping in the ditch You have no goddamn right to do the things you do The world would be a better place if we were rid of you Of rage and war (4 times) War broods in foreign lands Missiles launch upon command Islam Lebanon what the hell is going on Ambassadors who say they try Negotiating suicide Are they prepared

This Is Beautiful To Me
The End of the Raven by Edgar Allen Poe's Cat On a night quite unenchanting, when the rain was downward slanting, I awakened to the ranting of the man I catch mice for. Tipsy and a bit unshaven, in a tone I found quite craven, Poe was talking to a Raven perched above the chamber door. "Raven's very tasty," thought I, as I tiptoed o'er the floor, "There is nothing I like more". Soft upon the rug I treaded, calm and careful as I headed Towards his roost atop that dreaded bust of Pallas I deplore. While the bard and birdie chattered, I made sure that nothing clattered, Creaked, or snapped, or fell, or shattered, as I crossed the corridor; For his house is crammed with trinkets, curios and weird decor - Bric-a-brac and junk galore. Still the Raven never fluttered, standing stock-still as he uttered, In a voice that shrieked and sputtered, his two cents' worth - "Nevermore." While this dirge the birdbrain kept up, oh, so silently I crept up

Truest Devotion
Sometimes we wonder what devotion really is. We ponder how we can show it, or grab hold of it from another. However Devotion is something not easily learned. It comes from somewhere deeper then just wanting to show or learn, it comes from deeper then a consious thought. True Devotion comes from reaction, and a instantanious movement of the mind to perform without thinking, to react when needed and to do your job as taught. However as soldiers know this devotion at times can lead to death. Their devotion to their comrades in arms, to their buddies who have become like brothers and sisters is beyond what most people can ponder even for a moment. To have not walked as a soldier the miles they tread, to have not worn the colors of camoflage day in and day out, not many ever will do. While their uniforms provide protection, they also provide a mental state which few will ever obtain. Their uniforms while bland and uniform with all those near them, is something hard to describe to another

Classes For Men
Spring Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by april 1 2008. NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 < /B>Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink

My Profile
Not like anyone cares but to thsoe few who actually talk to me im gonna be deletin my profile...might just be for a few days might be for forever..i dunno yet...havin a hard time gettin into and figurin out this website..i do have myspace tho...thats nice n simple enough for my dumb ass so if u got it lemme know

Memories Of You
Memories Of You You take the very life from me With each tear i shed The cuts in my heart bleed Sinking to my feet like lead Always was forever until the end And love knew no bounds Promises to always be my friend Are now but distant sounds Trust? doubt? fears run rampantly one right into another one Happiness keeps distantly Moving from me till there is none My fault or was it yours? hers? Doesnt really matter at all now Self blame covers me like many furs Their heaviness making me bow My soul bared wounds wide open The pain for everyone to see My love for you a vast ocean And the hurt i feel an endless sea There are no answers wrong or right For they escape my searching grasp Running from me into the dark night Sleep eludes me as time does lapse Permanantly etched on my heart Colored by love and memories That will always be a part thats kept hidden inside of me. RavensWitch © By RavensWitch On 6/18/2005 1:28:12 PM

Fubar United
FuBar United, Will Be Place To Level, Get Friends, Fans and Rates..... Once A Week I Will Update This Blog, With All The New Members. Once You Have Been Accepted In The Family. Go Through The Members Listed In This Blog, and So Them Of Official FuBar Uniting. If Your Interested Send Me A Private Message VIA FuBar. Then I Will Add You To The Blog! ONLY REAL MEMEMBERS WILL BE ADDED TO THE BLOG, IF YOU ARE NOT IN THE BLOG, YOU ARE NOT A REAL MEMBER The Members Are As Follows: EvilStimpy **Founder of FuBar United ** *Enforcer @ Club Climax*@ fubar ~ShortyBoo~FuBar United~@ fubar Guido01_Promotion_Manager_@_CLUB_CLIMAX@ fubar

Really Would Appreciate Your 'feedback'...
I am soliciting your input: credible or otherwise. I am publishing my book this year containing poetry, prose, and psalms concerning love and love lost...your feedback would help to mold the book and my future writings. Thank you again. Lorenzo

Fascist America
US National ID Cards by May 2008 October 30 2006 At large, the American people are still unaware of the issuance of the Real ID card forthcoming in May of 2008. This new national/international ID card, and its interactivity with national/international databases, can access our medical, financial, driving, Social Security, license(s), firearms registrations, and political status inside its high tech/little nano brain. In essence, it holds our private lives on a swipe-able card that is then privy to any organization, retailer, or person requesting our identification or our money. In other words, our life histories accessible upon command from one 2X3 inch card. Having no choice but to comply, most American people will accept their new national/international ID card. It is my understanding that without the card, we will be denied bank accounts in the United States of America, a driver's license, and the right to fly on airplanes unless we have been issued a Real ID card. One

Can't Read This And Stay In A Bad Mood
You can't read this and stay in a bad mood! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path. 4. How Do You Get Holy Water You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick. 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef

What Am I Thinkin????
I really want to level up. But I need help! I have about 30,000 points 2 go. Its happy hour...... So for those that rate all of my pics and rate 50 of my stash, I will give u 10,000 fu-bucks! Never done this b4. But I'm goin 2 give it a try. Post message me after u are done. And I will send u ur fu -bucks. Thx, Regina

Start Bidding Please :d
The sexy man above needs bailing out and owning, i would but im away when it ends so someone else will have to own him while im gone..lol It ends the 22nd April So click on the pic n START BIDDING!!!!

Love
is love when u smile when that someone comes in the room and when all ur dreams now invol them. i am in love he is the world to me but am i truely in love or is the fact that this is my firest real relation ship the issue. well i don't no but i love it when he is around

Silver Dollar Auction Now Open....more Added
TIME IS RUNNING OUT.....IF YOU WANT TO OWN A SILVER DOLLAR MEMBER GET THOSE BIDS IN..... SILVER DOLLAR AUCTION IS NOW OPEN..... SILVER DOLLAR SALOON CHECK OUT THESE HOTTIES COME OWN A SDS MEMBER ILLUSIVE ANGEL CASEYSKY TOMMY ROCK FU-DADDY LIL MISS BUTTERCUP DR FEELGOOD STACIE SEXY SUSIE QUE DJ HOT MAMI SWTCHRRYPIE

And Her Back
****** If You've Had Back Surgery.. Please Leave Comments!! ******* So if any of you REALLY know me.. You know all about the day after day Chiropractic Appointments, Acupuncture appointments so on and so forth Today My DC (Chiropractor for the non-medically trained ones) is asking for an MRI Which leads me to think Im scared shitless of having back surgery.. I've heard you lose up to 40% or your flexibility Which... as a dancer, and a yoga enthusiast.. I Need my back and every ounce of flexibility I have in me still My back is Incredibly tattooed (obviously) that it's not worth risking my ink. But in order for me to be back to normal. I would have to. Which SUCKS something major for me.. This would push me into thinking... I would qualify for a reduction.. Paid for by the man.But then i lose. Every once of who I am. THIS would be the only option Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm not liking where this is leading!!!!!!!

Promo For System Of A Dawn
Dj Dragon On Air!!Come party with us in System Of A Dawn!!!!!! click the pic to join us !! pops bulletin Dj Pops On Air!!Come party with us in System Of A Dawn!!!!!! click the pic to join us !! dj baby gurl bulletin Dj Baby Gurl On Air!!Come party with us in System Of A Dawn!!!!!!

I'm Home
I'm home. Yay. I had an absolute blast, but I'm glad to be back home. I could use about 24 hours of sleep but unfortunately I've got to go to work tomorrow. *pout*. Check out my "New Orleans" folder of pics.

Dragon's Breath Lounge
Come Join us at Dragon's Breath We Have The Hottest Angels & Dragons MAD Queen is offering $1,000 fubucks to Anyone Who Does A ~Salute~ Pic With The Words ~Dragon's Breath on it. You Have To Belong To The Lounge to Participate Rules To Salute Pic 1: Show Your Fubar Name 2: Show Dragon's Breath Lounge Name 3: Take Pic Showing Yourself in the Lounge Please post it on your page & let MAD Queen know when it is done & she will ~RIP~ it & award you your fubucks. So Come & Check Out Dragon's Breath And Meet The ~Guardian Angels~ of Dragon's Breath And Have Lots of Fun!!!!

I Need Help.
I need a VIP so i can upload new pics including NSFW and a salute to my new owner. I need a blast or some tickers to promote my contest and level up. I've been a Fuberlord for months. I'm ready for Henchman. A Happy Hour would be nice.... Or Fubucks donations for a spotlight. I'm in need of some serious love here, people, so gimme what you got. I can't keep track of everyone that helps out, but if you leave me a FUmail and let me know you were thinking of lil ol' me and did your best to help out, I'll be happy to send some love your way as well!

Elemental Dragons
Dragons - Air The element of Air governs the eastern quarter of the circle. Its dragon ruler is Sairys (sair'-iss), who oversees the dragons of breezes and winds. Air's color is pure yellow, and is considered warm and moist. The positive associations of Air are sunrise, spring, incense, the wand, the gong or bell, clouds, breezes, the breath, optimism, joy, intelligence, mental quickness, renewing, any kind of helpful air. Negative associations are frivolity, gossip, fickleness, inattention, bragging, forgetfulness, windstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, destructive air in any form. An Invocation to the Dragons of Air Choose music that either represents to you either storms or light, breezy winds. Dancing and singing should make you think of wind blowing across the land. Use candles or other objects of a pure yellow color. Choose herbs and oils that are of the element of Air. Repeat this chant three times: "Dragon ruler of wind and cloud, I call your secret name aloud. Sa

Meaningless Pain Unread
ocked inside my eyes turn wide thoughts turned black with plastic pride walls bent in from pressure great consuming me with words I ate mocking tone is alwaysed used to tell myslef if been abused running out of hope dies last sorrow building from the ash one night can seem to put an end of fire set by words unsaid trying now to self inflict my death that i now can predict

In Memory Of Alejandro Tomiason
IN MEMORY OF ALEJANDRO TOMIASON It never gets easy Losing the ones we love And it gets even harder When they're taken so young And life may seem empty Now that he's gone But he will always be with us 'Cause his memory lives on His smile was infectious Right from the very start And will always stay bright and warm Forever forged in our hearts And though he's no longer here He's in a better place Always watching over us With God's amazing grace Jesse Cole MacArthur April 28, 2008

Being A Good Wife
There are some who might argue that the ways of a "good wife" in the 1940's and 50's are examples of D/s. While the behaviors and attitudes may resemble male Dominant D/s relationships, these were the times. It was not a consensual power exchange, but social mores which dictated this behavior. Still, much can be learned from old etiquette and Home Economics books in the way of teaching basic protocol and etiquette which is the basis of the D/s lifestyle. There are reports of slave training in the late 60's and early 70's which used these types of manuals as part of the process. The following is from an actual 1950's home economics text book intended for high school girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life. How To Be a Good Wife 1. HAVE DINNER READY: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when

Raisin Bread
RAISIN BREAD A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the

Three Kisses
One Kiss for yesterday that I may have forgotten. One Kiss for today for I'm Blessed. One Kiss for tomorrow to show I care beyond words for everyday I'm blessed to be with you. Written by M.Hesse AKA SavaDog All rights Reserved

Heart, Mind, And Love
Heart beating a mile a minute Mind spinning out of control Love is strong and still here Why do I love you so Never forgetting you Always thinking of you Wondering where you went Missing you more every second You loved me like no other I loved you just the same You are my heart and soul Our love was never tame Heart beating a mile a minute Mind spinning out of control Love is strong and still here Why do I love you so

Getting Even!
One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat. The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come to get her. My husband, [the complainer] said OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks. And he reminded the vet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband El-Cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They love to hate each other. Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight a

I Am
So I.... I Live: in Clinton. I Work: as an insurance agent. I Talk: with an accent to some of my wurrrds because I'm a southerner. I Wish: to leave a positive impact on everyone I meet. I Enjoy: hanging out with friends. I Look: so-so today. Not too bad but not at my best. I Find: body odor and bad breath to be repulsive. I Smell: like Clinique's Happy. My favorite perfume I Hide: my toys. I Pray: That I win the lottery. Amen. I Walk: to the car. We have a treadmill I need to start using that again. I Write: short stories, poetry and the fucked up dreams I have. I See: how many people will put "dead people" under this one? I Sing: along with the radio in the car. I Can: be annoying because I worry too much about the people I care for even when they don't give a shit about me. I Watch: movies. I Yearn: to share my art with the world and be appreciated for what I have done. I haven't asked for a dime, just a comment that the work was min

I Am Lost
I AM LOST... I am lost without you here I don't know what to do All i think about is you until my head start's to hurt and inside start's to cry I keep telling mself how lucky I am To have someone so special and true And yet i don't want nobody but you If i ever lost you i'd be lost, My eorld ,My heart i don't think that I could love again So i am still lost without you here and my heart cries for you to hold you near But no matter near or far i will always love you always and forever..

Everyone Needs An Angel
She is a great friend...will help anyone who needs to level, or is in a contest. She is fairly new to the site and needs a little help now to level....go show this amazing woman how well we help each other out in need....and tell her...her best friend Babydoll sent you.

Update To The Update
3 held for school car burglaries By Shannon Malcom, News-Leader Three Fernandina Beach men were arrested Tuesday after they reportedly confessed to stealing credit cards from a vehicle parked at Fernandina Beach High School. The men allegedly used the cards at local businesses, managing to rack up about $534 in purchases before the cards were reported stolen and purchases were then denied at the point of sale. According to police, the suspects attempted to purchase additional merchandise worth $1,319, but the cards were denied. Using surveillance video from the businesses, police were able to identify Jason Crowther, 21, and his brother Jamie Crowther, 19. Both men were questioned and confessed to helping a third suspect, 19-year-old Shane Ross, commit the theft and use the credit cards, according to a statement released by Fernandina Beach Police Chief Jim Hurley. Hurley said when questioned by detectives Ross also admitted to entering several unlocked vehicles parke

Check It Out!
HOT! HOT! HOT! Join this new HOT GROUP! Im still looking for new officers such as promoters, recruiters, and small workers to help me run this group smoothly. HOW TO JOIN? 1. Send me a private message inquiring that you want to join. 2. You will be givin an application form that must be filled out and sent to me via fubar mail b4 u are approved. Ive had too many members join and jus want certain things or join and then concentrate on others groups so this time ima make sure i pick the right members. 3. YOU MUST EARN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD!! This will ensure that you are not jus trying to join for a membership card. 4. There will b 3 folders dedicated to the KO girls. (1) for the membership cards (2) for the members (3) for newbie members that must graduate into the main members folder This is group is no different from any other fubar female group. Its basically a group of the hottest ladies on fubar. Different events will be held such as small raffl

Here's Some Fuckin Inspiration For Ya
My mantras. I am alive now and only now. I am not my past, the best of my past has carried over to make me who I am. In my head I have a notion of who I want to be. I will follow this and nothing else and my life will be everything I need it to be. I cannot run from my problems, I can only face them as they come. I will continue to cause the same trouble in my life until I learn the lessons that I am meant to learn. All I have in my life is my loved ones. I will never be afraid to tell them that I love them and remind them of it every day. I will NEVER apologize for how I feel. This is the most REAL part of me. If I cannot embrace my emotions, I will never be MORE than them. I can die at any moment. I am very mortal. My body takes a great deal of stress and punishment yet still accomplishes great things. I will prophesize my own life. "Argue for your own limitations and sure enough, they're yours." Think about that. I will never hesitate with what I t

A Little Basic Training For A Slave
Every Master has different needs, wants and or desires. Here is where your focus needs to be. If you want to be the perfect pet, paying attention is your first step. Sometimes in life its the little touches that tell someone you care. If you stop for a moment and consider why you got into this life, it was probably to feel that complete connection to another human being. For most of us the kinky sex is just a bonus!!! Seriously, you can't be a slave unless you WANT to serve. Some refer to it as a burning in the belly. Back to paying attention though. Each Master is different and their needs are as diverse as the colors of a rainbow. As he talks, you learn. Doesn't that sound simple? Listen as the past is told, what things (note that we are addressing things here) were important. Is there a hint of what things are still important? How about the things he abhors? When he says that his last slave always forgot to have his favorite cereal in the house your "i love to serve" alarm should be

Me Rambling 05/13/08
So my friend David has me starting video blogs.. i was debatin on posting cause i sound like a total dork.... but here goes lol.. Check out this video: Me ramblin 05/12/08Add to My Profile | More Videos

When I Wish Upon A Star
when i wish upon a star i wish you were near and not so far but that star tells me that your not as far as you seem to someone must be wishing on the same bright star and getting the wishes i wish for i wish you were near and not so far cause you are my shinning star

R.i.p. Big Max
I really hate days that start out good. I had a great day at work.. I even got compliments from my boss! Which, coming from him is a rare rare rare moment. I came home from work, and found that one of my dogs was missing. And no one was home.. So I called my mother, and she said that she took him to have him put to sleep. We had talked about it yesterday - so I knew the day was coming, but she did it while I was at work. I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye to my dog. So if I seem to be distracted, or avoiding contact with some of you, I'm sorry. I am just an emotional wreck right now. I am gonna go curl up and cry now! :( I miss You Maxey!

Wondering Why
why is it that people can't just be who they are why is it a big deal to try to be something else who cares if you are who you are just e that nothing special no lies no fake personas just be you it will gain a lot more respect that way

We Should Just Be Friends
So, there's this woman who I see on the bus, every morning. . . I always thought that she was really pretty, but I never gave her much thought beyond that. I'd just see her, have a seat, and try to enjoy the semi-crowded twenty minute ride to the office. I never saw her on the way home, though. Only on the way in. One evening after work, I stopped off at Borders to browse for something new to read. I picked up this book, Blink, and fretted over it for about forty-five minutes. I carried it around the store, and kept flipping through it. I'd read little excerpts and just try to get my brain around the content. I didn't end up buying it, that night. I guess I just didn't want to part with the sixteen bucks, at the time. I have tons of stuff in the stack to read, after all. The next morning, I board the bus at the normal stop, and there is the woman. . . reading the very book that I was so curious about. I'm not a believer in signs or fate or anything, but I definitely

Results Of Debbullan Ducky Race
EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE PRESENTS THE RESULTS OF OUR FOURTH ANNUAL RUBBER DUCKY RACE SPECIAL THANKS TO CAREY & TROY GLADDEN AND FAMILY OF RHOME TEXAS FOR HELPING US CONFIRM THE DUCKY CONTESTANTS AND WINNERS! THE GRANDPRIZE WINNER IS MRS. AMY EDELHAUSER PRINCETON, TEXAS Mrs. Edelhauser receives the grand prize of a glider ride for two! Two second prizes of hand made Scandinavian Door Harps are awarded to Jan Tetrault of Reedsport, Oregon & Denise Reese of Honey Grove, Texas 20 1G flash drives are awarded to the following supporters: Alice Edelhauser WINNING DUCKS: 13, 14, 17, 18 I was very happy and surprised to hear I won a prize, but more important than that, I was glad to hear of the money raised for Hep C Awareness. I hope and pray that more money is raised each year to fight this horrible disease. I watched my son, Darin, suffer with this disease, the treatments, and other ail

Are You A Sinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnner?!
SIN IS WHATS IN ARE YOU A SINNNNNNNNNNER? OR ARE YOU JUST A SINNNNNER WITH ANGELS WINGS THE NEW FAMILY COMING TO ALL THOSE WHO ARE ANGELS WITH DEVILS HORNS KEEPING THAT HALO ON THIS NEW FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT SIN THE SINFUL ANGELS JUST TAKE A SMALL PEEK AT THIS BANNER BELOW IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU THEN JOIN US AND LET THE "SIN BEGIN" WE WANT YOU AND YOU WANT TO BE WITH US SO LETS GET IT GOING PICK A LINK AND GIVE A MESSAGE TO ANY ONE OF THESE PEOPLE TO GET STARTED WITH THE HOTTEST AND NAUGHTIEST FAMILY ON FUBAR THE FOUNDER ○♡○¥ÜM¥ÛM§○♡○ -= Founder of Sinful Angel's=- CO of DA@ fubar THE CEO

The Window
The Window The eyes Registers of light genius of sight so much more Windows to the soul I'll watch your lips. Because if I Lay my sight Into your eyes I'll be drawn in Not by my wish Just how it is those wonderful eyes connect directly to your spirit Without invitation I'll make no invasion So wont you invite me in But be advised you can not hide behind your smile with the window wide open

What The Hell Is Wrong With Me?
I have little explanation for this, but in the past few days or so, I have been feeling overwhelmingly run down. If you've had me on IM or in shoutbox, it's been a little harder to detect, but those who have talked to me on the phone or seen me in person have noticed that I have had bouts of sporadic energy followed by severe fatigue. I'm calling my doctor about this, but if I had to guess, it's from the elevated dosage of my anti-seizure medication (it was just raised a few days ago). Other than that, I can't explain why I feel so worn out lately. So if for some reason you leave me a message and I don't respond right away, or call me and I don't answer, do not be surprised and don't worry...unless you hear otherwise, know that I am OK! Leave me a message and I will get back to you as soon as I possibly can! If you know me, then you know I will respond to you eventually! Love to all, "The Enigma AKA The Black Winged Angel"

New Auction Read
Wanna Own Me? Come Place your Bids or atleast a picture rate! Here is what I'm offering you! All pics rated All stash rated Owned by in name Blog Pimpout Pimpout in about me Section Personal Salute If my bid make it to over 200k I'll throw in a NSFW Salute and added to Family If blast, VIP or cash is offered I'll throw in my cell number, home number and yahoo id and even more NSFW Salutes More you bid more I offer!! Just Click either of tha Pictures below!!

Biggest Pimout Ever!!!!muahhhhhh!!! (tysm "purplesky" For Including Me)
> > JUST WANT TO SHOW OFF THESE BEAUTIFUL PPL I CALL FRIENDS AND FAM... THIS IS NOT IN ANY SPECIAL ORDER!!!! OK WELL THIS ONE IS FIRST AND IN ORDER BECAUSE HE IS MY HEART AND SOLE AND R/L HUBBY MUAHHHH! CLOWNIN*@ fubar THIS IS MY DEAR R/L BEST FRIEND LOVE HER AND HER HUBBY THEY ARE AWESOME MUAHHHH! *Country Girl 28*@ fubar MY BUTTERCUP LOL VERY AWESOME AND SWEET PERSON AS MANY OF YOU ALREADY KNOW!!IF YOU DONT YOUR LOSS NOT MINE I KEEP HIM CLOSE LOL!! BASSTRACKER~ FU-HUBBY TO PURPLESKY&OWNED BY WONDER WOMAN & HEAD OF HUMAN RESOURCES for Git-r-done f@ fubar THIS PERSON IS A MUST KNOW HE IS GREAT VERY KIND HEARTED AND A TRUE FRIEND XOXOX!!! cutterbum@ fubar

Bulletin I Did For Ronja Of Rogue Bombers
Sad day on Fubar, One of our good friends passed away on May 25th, 2008. A great friend to any who knew her, always full of joy, made our days.Member of the Rogue Bombers and Shadow Levelers she helped all she could when it came to helping people on here level and with contestWhen tomorrow starts without me,and I'm not there to see;If the sun should rise and find your eyes,all filled with tears for me;I wish so much you wouldn't cry,the way you did today,while thinking of the many things,we didn't get to say.I know how much you love me,as much as I love you,and each time that you think of me,I know you'll miss me too;But when tomorrow starts without me,please try to understand,that an Angel came and called my name,and took me by the hand,and said my place was ready,in heaven far above,and that I'd have to leave behind,all those I dearly love.But as I turned to walk away,a tear fell from my eye,for all life, I'd always thought,I didn't want to die.I had so much to live for,so much yet t