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Thank You...pls Read
Thank you all so much for the support, patience, and even gifts, I am really glad I have you all at a time like this, I have much love for all of you! I just wanted you all to know that I really do appreciate you all, and your efforts are not unnoticed nor unappreciated, Love Meranda.

My Heart Hurts
I dont know what is wrong with me lately. I used to be such a confident and independant woman but lately I have been so un sure of myself clinging to my friends, both on and off line. I have been feeling like I have nothing but my daughter. I dont have many friends, dont get me wrong the friends I have are amazing and I would not trade them for the world, I just have very few that I would call friends. and to be honest I have no real social life other then D and M and A. and yes those are the first letters of my two friends. I know I am just feeling sorry for myself but I think that it stems down to me missing being in a relationship. I miss being held. I miss the constant companion in my life. the connection having someone in my life brings. I know it is stupid to feel like you need someone but everyone needs someone right? I can seem to meet anyone local. the only men I have "met" that I like are online and live in states far away. and even then you can not trust that they are for

Cup~a~ Joe....
You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe But don't think plain - instead think, uncomplicated You're a low maintenance kind of girl... who can hang with the guys Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that's you: the friend everyone invites. And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear. What Kind of Coffee Girl Are You?

Help!!!!!!!
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Dragon Blessing Ritual
This is a ritual for blessing and consecrating all of your ritual tools. It doesn't matter if the tools are only for dragon magick or if they are for all types of magick, it is still wise, and a nice gesture to ask the dragons to add their power. This ritual is best done at the Full Moon or at noon. All of your tools may be consecrated at once, or at different times if you haven't collected all of the magickal tools you want. This goes with any type of consecration ritual. Have pure frankincense gum to burn in the incense burner. NOTE: With most incense that is from pure substances, especially gums, a little goes a long way. I speak from personal experience). Tools that you will find useful at this point in practicing dragon magick are the dragon pentacle (a pentacle with a dragon, in, on, or around it), the pentacle disk, incense burner, chalices, salt dish, sword, and wand. If you cannot drink wine, substitute apple cider, fruit juice, or soda. Arrange the ritual area with care.

Fake And Tired
as i sit here waiting for the world to turn. i realize that things aren't what they seem. everyday people lie, die, cheat and steal. just to show there true side, why? cant i be me and u be u, things should be true. its hard i see that u cant be free but i ask u, why? if not for me then u. i cant stand to see what fake looks like anymore. sometimes i feel like im in a fun house looking at myself in the many ways others see me. do u see me or shall i be free. go ahead tell me, r u fake or not. OR IS IT ME?

Serving The Goddess
Midnight strikes in the dark of night, The full moon above shines so bright, Deep in the grove is where you are found, Clothes no longer needed, scattered around. And there you are dancing in the light, Once again performing your sacred rights, Drawing upon the force of your Goddess there, Her power abounds, filling the air. She is the one behind all your magic, Those unaware, live a life that is tragic, Not even knowing of what they do miss, That service to Her, fills your life with bliss. The life you were given has lead you to this, To be in Her service is your only wish, And so tonight as you dance in Her light, Using Her powers to set all thing right. So dance my sweet witch, dance through the night, Dance to your Goddess, completing the rights, And as you are dancing, surrendering you life, The Goddess and I will guard you all through the night. DQA

Adult Bbw Websites
I'm looking for advice. I'm contemplating either starting my own or joining a pre-existing bbw website where I can earn some extra cash. I figure heck.. I post them for free on this site and others I might as well make some $ from it. Any suggestions, website info & advice would be greatly appreciated. Thanks

Html 4 Me To Remember
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Untitled Again Lol Oops
untitled Current mood: grateful Category: Writing and Poetry The look you gave to me, told me that you loved me. The way you held me close, told me you wanted me. Now your gone, forever gone. My heart still hurts for you. I love you still, I'll love you always. Noone can take that away from me. The memories I have of you and me, will always stay in my heart. I miss you oh I miss you, I love you yes I love you. Today is the day for hearts, and mine is yours forever. Forever in my heart you will stay. Forever in my heart you will stay.

Wait For This Ride
I wrote this awhile ago, but thought I would put it into my blog! What is there to do when you waited so long for something to come, but when you have the chance, you don't want it anymore. It's like waiting in line for a ride at a park. You may wait for hours, but when you finally get there, you wonder, what could I have been doing instead of waiting for this one ride. I could have gone to see a magic show or rode another ride. Was this ride really worth waiting for?

Thinking Of You !!!
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise You're the last thing I think of When I close my eyes You're in each thought I have And every breath I take My feelings are growing stronger With every move you make You're an angel from above who takes away my pain My love for you is so strong It's always just the same You're the miracle in my life Who can always make me smile Just knowing that you care Makes my life worth-while You've touched my heart and soul Which you have from the start Your warm soft words Will never leave my heart You are everything I want You're so pure and true I love you with everything I have And I love everything that you do

One Lady To Level
CAN YOU PLEASE RATE THIS LADIES PICS? SHE NEEDS RATES AND FRIENDS CAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT... SHE WILL TRY HER BEST TO RETURN ALL LOVE GIVEN... ☠☠Sweet Lil Ga Bitch☠☠ THIS PIMPOUT DESIGN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BOOMBASTIC: ~/~ SASSY LAURIE~/~~Please help me level!

Rate A Thon!!
Who likes Bling Packs? Tommorow during Gary's Happy hour at 6:00 p.m. Fubar time. Hes having a Rate-A-Thon. For those that use 100-11's will be entered into a drawing 3 times. For those that rate it with 100- 10's you will be entered into a drawing 1 time. If he God Fathers during his happy hour the person that levels him will recieve 500K IN Fu-Bucks. So stop by and show some love and help him level. GARY~SHAD~ FUMARRIED & R/L ENGAGED TO~ BooBoo@ fubar This Happy Hour pimpout brought too you by: ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar Please repost often (repost of original by '♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.' on '2008-05-06 19:01:43')

Procrastination = Frustration
Dangit, I've lost the papers for the ENT I'm going tomorrow to see. Short-term memory loss is the pitts. **cover your ears* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK SHITSHITSHITSHIT *uncover you ears now* Enjoy each moment, we only get so many, never miss an opportunity to have an adventure, to love someone COMPLETELY. Don't settle for less when your true value is so incredibly more than you realize. Find THAT someone who knows just how amazing you are, and embrace LOVE. Find out who you are, and do it on purpose! ok Philosophy chick has just left the building.] Good night& be well, Ashleigh

Song About How One Feels
I waited for you today but you didn't show,no no no. I needed you today,So where did you go you told me to call,said you'd be there, and though i haven't seen you,are you still there.I cried out with no reply,and i can't feel you by my side,so i'll hold tight to what i know,your here and i'm never alone.And though i cannot see you,and i can't explain why such a deep,deep reassurance,yeah you've placed in my life,oh,oh,we can not separate,your part of me,and though your invisible i'll trust the unseen,I cried out with no reply and i can't feel you by my side,so I'll hold tight to what I know,your here and I'm never alone

True Words On Love & Relationships
IF A MAN WANTS YOU, Nothing can keep him Away. If he DOESN'T WANT YOU, Nothing can make him Stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate fr

Ty Everyone!i Luv U All!
THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO HELPED ME GET MY SPOTLIGHT!IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING...SO MANY PEOPLE SHOWED LOTS OF LOVE!IT WAS A HIGH BID! BUT LET ME SAY IT WAS SO WORTH IT!!!!AND IF I COULD DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN I DEFINATLY WOULD!I'LL BE RETURNING LOVE AS SOON AS I CAN TO ALL MY NEW FRIENDS!IF BY CHANCE YOU THINK I MAY HAVE NOT FANNED OR RATED YOU PLZ SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSEGE AND I WILL GO TO YOUR PAGE AND CHECK ASAP!MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE THE MOST AMAZING PPL EVER!!PLZ CHECK THEM ALL OUT AND F/R/A THEM! THEY ARE THE SWEETEST OF THE SWEET!!XOXO'S TO ALL!THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU THAT DONATED SO MANY FUBUCKS TO ME AND I GREATLY APPRECIATE IT!YOU ALL KNOW THAT I WILL RETURN MAD LOVE TO YOU AND ALWAYS DO!HEHEHEHEHE!!!I LOVE YOU ALL AND YOU ALL MEAN SO MUCH TO ME!YOU ALL HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART AND HAVE SHOWN ME THE TRUE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP! ~*~LOVIES~*~ ~*~Confidence Is What Makes Me Sexy~*~Owned By Dman N Chuckiiboo**Partner In Bomb Crime 2 MR**~*~

Some Signs Of Abuse And Abusers
Some of the things which take place in a BDSM relationship can be easily confused and mistaken for acts of abuse. It is often difficult to discern the difference between a dominant and an abuser in a lifestyle which is so varied and contains many different ways of living it. But, there are a few things which can help a person to decide if the person they are going to meet is an abusive person. A person who becomes possessive of someone they hardly know could very well be an abusive person. This possession may not be very overt or it might be extremely overt. from this feeling of possessing someone comes a few tactics that abusers use to keep their "possession". First there is isolating someone. Preventing someone from speaking with other people, meeting with other people, or in any way interacting with others. Most abusers isolate their victims because it is then easier to keep the victim in control. Such isolation will foster a sense that the person has no where to turn and no w

You Want A Bad Girl ;->
Im up for Auction just click on the pic to bid for me plz im up for grabs you want a piece of me Luv Lady T *Mwah Check out all Sarge's Bad Girls up for grabs!!! this Aution is hosted by Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar Plz dont forget to F/R/A Sarge you can bid for him too Happy Bidding If you want to be part of Sarge'sBad Girls hit the pic to find out more thanks for reading *Mwah

Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Calling All Family, Friends, And Fans!!!
HE MADE IT GUYS...TYVM! THIS GREAT GUY IS TRYING TO LEVEL TODAY! HE HAS PLENTY OF STASH AND PICS TO RATE SO HELP IF YOU CAN! Pepsimannc69 "Owned by"Trishellia", I Own Kitty Cat, jamie, MandaLinn, Lisa, Canadian Pr@ fubar HE ONLY NEEDS ABOUT 30K TO REACH HENCHMAN! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

38 Kinder, Gentler Way To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in artificial stupidity A few beers short of a six-pack Dumber than a box of hair A few peas short of a casserole Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl One taco short of a combo plate A few feathers short of a whole duck All foam, no beer The cheese slid off the cracker Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down An intellect rivaled only by garden tools As smart as bait Chimney's clogged Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor Forgot to pay h

So I Am Pissed At My Husbands Unit
ok so 2 weeks ago my husband was told by his unit that they figured out all of a sudden after a call from the general as to why he has not been paid for the past year. they said it would be a few days although it could take up to 2 weeks for his pay to hit. well its been 2 weeks to the day today and still nothing and he still has not been able to gain access to his mypay website after he was told once again by the ridiculous unit that all of this was put on rush to be fixed...i am gettin very frustrated and feel bad cuz i feel i have taken it out on my husband but come on its time someone do something about him not gettin paid cuz its gettin a lil ridiculous and i feel as the wife of a soldier i should have the right to speak up.oh yeah and come to find out the col. who is in transition to come home next month..said he was supposed to have done been out cuz of his profile along with his injuries so wtf? they said freedom this and freedom that? well freedom is NOT free when there are me

How I Am.
I am not normal. It actually feels good to type that...like a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. I've typed it before, but without the same meaning...or the same intensity...and now I come to you with contradictions painted all over me and I declare to the world that... I AM PROFOUNDLY NOT NORMAL. Precisely three years ago, I had an experience that I think really did some massive damage to me. I've written about it before and, if you're so inclined, you can find it somewhere in this blog, but really, although it seemed like a good thing for a while, I'm starting to think that perhaps it's done me more harm than good. I think that maybe I've been irreparably damaged in some fundamental way and that, because of that, I may never be any good to anyone. It's as if a fissure was created in my mind...a chasm where on one side is my desire to love and to be loved and on the other side is my utter disbelief that this kind of love exists...at least not for me. My life

Funny Comments
Ok, so I sat back and realized.. I'm seriously a strange girl... you wouldn't think I'd be as nice as I am, but after reading my comments to my best friend, I think I need help -giggles- But, she's just as warped as I am. Here are some of the comments I've left her: Is it wrong to wish for someone to get ass raped by a Saint Bernard? My sanity has been raped and skull fucked. Sounds like a party eh? May 22, 2008 @ 11:12 pm So yeah, after some thought, I've come to the conclusion that the fucker with the goo goo dolls hair cut was probably sucking dick everytime I talked to him(fuck you Greg)I don't know why he doesn't just sling open the closet door and leap the fuck out. Maybe he's hiding in the closet from all the vaginas in the world. He's a prepubecint Boy George with blonde hair that sucks dick while entranced by the music of My Chemical Romance. May 8, 2008 @ 10:35 pm *MEMO* If you hate someone, They will probably fuck the shit out of you and i

No Limits....
I could feel a tear slowly running down the side of my cheek. The cold steel of the handcuffs, the tools that held my hands securely behind my back, were pressing sharply into my skin. His heart beat steadily; mine was going a nonstop. “Could I be happier?” I asked myself with a glassy-eyed smile. Happiness, I have heard, means nothing without sadness. “The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears,” a Navajo Indian proverb says. It’s true—here I lay, atop my Master’s bare chest, hands cuffed, body used, bruised and sore, a plug in my anus and nude except for the padlocked chastity belt that covers my pussy and keeps a butt plug in place—and I could not be happier or more free. This situation, I think to myself, is paradise compared previous sleeping arrangements I’ve endured. Twenty-four hours ago I was hunched over in a 4x4 cage, one hardly big enough for a dog much less a human. My mouth was gagged with a ball gag. My collar was padlocked to a ring at the

22 In 11 Days!!
ok so my 22nd b day is in 11 days and im excited!!!i didnt get to bring my 21st bday in like i should of so im partyin like its my 21st!!!and im soin it southern style hell yea!!!and thats really all i had to say about that!!!PEACE LOVE AND HAPPINESS EVERYONE!!AND KEEP ON KEEPIN ON!!

Memorial Day
The credit for this goes to an unnamed warrior, may you remain safe: May 26, 2008 will be just another day to some Americans. To others it will be a day at the beach, the backyard barbeque or a family picnic. Some may play a little soft ball, drink a little beer or down a couple of Jack's and Coke. That's okay but I hope that before they enjoy the day they stop and reflect on why they are given this extra day off and remind a few of their friends and relatives of what they are remembering. Memorial Day isn't about us and the good time we may be having. It is about the Minutemen and the Revolutionary Soldiers, who battled the winter hawk and died from musket and cannon fire, at Concord, Valley Forge and Bunker Hill. It's about those who fell, when Washington Burned and Old Hickory and his boy's faced the Redcoats at New Orleans. It's about the blood spilled at Vera Cruz and across the American Plains by Dragoons, Infantry and Cavalry. It's about Sumpter, Shilo, Gettysb

A Really Bad Day!!!!
Today has been one of the worst days I have had in a long time...I had a g/f of mine visiting today and it started out as a really great day but quickly went sour.... My daughter just recently got a pug puppy from her aunt..When she got it she had the biggest sparkle in her eyes,It was the kind of dog she had been wanting since she was 3 and she will be 6 on June 19th.... Anyway my g/f was getting ready to leave and my daughter and I walked out with her,not aware of what was about to happen...Her puppy had gotten out through a screen in her bedroom window.. Well none of us had seen her but she was out laying under the tire of my g/f's car and when she backed out all I heard was a yelp...She had backed over the puppy and broke its neck,killing it... My daughter saw it and just fell to her knees with terror in her eyes,The kind that as a parent you hope you never have to see...It took a while to get her to stop crying... I have been so numb because I feel like theres nothi

Century Tuna -lumpiang Shanghai
Ingredients: 1 - 184g can -->Century Tuna Chunks in Vegetable Oil, drained 1/3 cup --> carrots, finely chopped 1/3 cup--> spring onions 2 tablespoons --> breadcrumbs 1 pc. --> egg, lightly beaten 1 tablespoon --> soy sauce 1/4 teaspoon --> ground black pepper 10 to 12 sheets --> lumpia wrapper cooking oil for cooking** Procedure: 1.) Combine in a bowl, tuna, carrots, spring onons, breadcrumbs, and egg. 2.) Season with soy sauce and pepper, Mix well. 3.) Spoon about 2 tablespoons of filling on lumpia wrapper. 4.) Roll up tightly and seal ends with water. 5.) Repeat using the remaining ingredients. 6.) Fry in hot oil until golden. 7.) Cut into 2-inch pieces before serving and serve with catsup. ***Makes 12 servings***

Ha Fkin Ha
Phone Call Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you! MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are lo

Thanking Those That Helped Me Get Vip
I WANT TO THANK THOSE OF MY FRIENDS THAT ACTUALLY HELPED ME TO GET MY VIP, NCGIRL YOU WERE AWESOME, THE TIME YOU PUT IN TO HELP ME, ENJOY YOUR BLAST. CHEY86,BIGDADDYZACH, MY FRIEND DJ, AND DEVILISH EXPRESS, AND ?CJ?(I'M SORRY) YOU ALL DID GREAT AND THANK YOU SO MUCH. LORD WOLF AND STORMWOMAN FOR THE COMMENTS AND MAKING THE BULLETINS FOR ME, AND TWISTED WHISPERS THANK YOU ALL. FOR THE friends THAT I ASKED TO HELP ME AND YOU CHOSE TO IGNORE MY PLEAS FOR HELP, WELL THE NEXT TIME YOU NEED HELP LEVELING OR A CONTEST OR WHATEVER CD NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FRIENDS HELPING FRIENDS? I CAN SEE THAT 96% OF YOU ONLY ADD FOR POINTS, AND RATE FOR POINTS. THAT IS WRONG AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND.

Dare To Read: Hump Wednesday
The midnight hour approaches. I'm lying on my back, totally naked on the kitchen table. Blindfolded, arms and ankles bound tightly to the table legs. A pose..I'm all too familiar with :) My bound form is already intoxicated with the heady concoction of anticipation, expectation, and total submission. As I contemplate the thought of being at your mercy, my aroused state heightens even further. I sense that you are near...not sure of where exactly. And then I hear you open and close the refrigerator door. Followed by total silence. Suddenly I feel an ice cold sensation press against my lips. Tracing the opening to my mouth. Super cold liquid staining my lips a deep rich crimson colour. The unexpectedness of it sends shivers up and down my spine. Pressing my back firmly down against the unforgiving hardwood of the table. I slip my inquisitive tongue out and lick what I now recognise to be an ice cube. Feeling fingertips tracing over my skin gently. B

Ooops I Did It Again ;-)
Yes The Baddest M.I.L.F.® is up for auction again! I know I said I was done but the host is such a sweetie I just couldn't pass it up! Come by and BID BID BID! I PROMISE I am worth every penny hehe ;-) Offer is the following... 1. 200 11's during happy hour 2. 200 stash rated during happy hours 3. Permanent pimp in blog 4. Pimpout in profile for 1 month 5. 2 SFW Salutes 6. 2 Custom Bully Pimpouts 7. More added depending on the bid Click the pic to start the FUN! Please go and show the sexy host lots of luv also! ~Phoenix~@ fubar

The Face Of War
The Face of War by LateNiteFantasy© Gray clones stare into the eagle snake eye of Doubt, too scared to move, too scared to breathe, shadow hands caress the shoulders... ...air smells like stale blood. The face of War is a singular metal geopolitical Byzantine mask of Shame of Doubt of Fear of Hell. Cold gray soldiers drunk on the cannibal blood of Victory eat meat of prisoners choking on dust on smoke on Thought. The tanks crawl across the oil-spilled, mud filled Hell of broken souls upon the metal wood chains spike hammer wheel-of-Death. Children scream in pain, impaled for crimes unknown, uncommitted, unborn. Parents dying, mothers crying, brothers lying. The War of the Truth...

Love Defined
What is love, but an emotion, So strong and so pure, That nurtured and shared with another All tests it will endure? What is love, but a force To bring the mighty low, With the strength to shame the mountains And halt time’s ceaseless flow? What is love, but a triumph, A glorious goal attained, The union of two souls, two hearts A bond the angels have ordained? What is love, but a champion, To cast the tyrant from his throne, And raise the flag of truth and peace, And fear of death o’erthrow? What is love, but a beacon, To guide the wayward heart, A blazing light upon the shoals That dash cherished dreams apart? And what is love, but forever, Eternal and sincere, A flame that through wax and wane Will outlive life’s brief years? So I’ll tell it on the mountaintops, In all places high and low, That love for you is my reason to be, And will never break or bow

The Mirror
The Mirror Broken glass, broken heart. Hatred filled eyes. Gazing into the looking glass, you're sure there is more, more than what lies in sight. You can't take it anymore. This life you lead has to end. Throwing yourself into the mirror, appearing to shatter all possible hope left. Picking up the shards of life, picking them up and grasping them tight, squeezing them, making it hurt so bad, the razor-sharp edges, just digging into the softness of your hands. They hurt so bad, but now you can no longer feel, for they pierced all the nerves in your hands. Feeling the pain release from your body, the dark crimson water rushes down. Your soul that was already slipping away, finally leaves you in peace. The juice that flows so nice, so red, so tasteful... So delicate, so needed, it's the release you have so longingly needed. It's finally been found. It brings the slightest bit of hope. Smiling with lack of sanity, laying on the floor, not even knowing who yo

Tie Me Up N Spank Me Hard
GOING ONCE GOING TWICE SHE IS ALMOST SOLD! COME GET YOUR BIDS IN ON THIS HOT MAMA! CLICK HERE SHE HAS EVEN UPDATED WHAT SHE IS OFFERING SO COME CHECK HER OUT AND GET THOSE BIDS IN B4 ITS TOO LATE! BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ♥~MZ.DREAMS~♥CLUB F.A.R *TEAM CAPTIAN**I.B.I.C**@ fubar (repost of original by '♥~MZ.DREAMS~♥CLUB F.A.R *TEAM CAPTIAN**I.B.I.C**' on '2008-06-11 11:39:09') (repost of original by '~*~CòñfÎÐèÑ©é i§ VVhAt Mãké$ (¥)e sÈXY~*~óWNëð bÿÐ(¥)Åñ N ¢HúckìÎßØØ~' on '2008-06-11 11:59:20') (repost of original by '♥~MZ.DREAMS~♥CLUB F.A.R *TEAM CAPTIAN**I.B.I.C**' on '2008-06-11 12:04:55')

My Godmother Bully...f/r/a Them..love U Guys
A NEW GODMOTHER!!! I FINALLY DID IT...IMMA GODMOTHER!!! THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO THANK FOR HELPING ME MAKE GODMOTHER ∴ PaladinLost ™ Excited fu-owner of Kris10-izeD@ fubar MFkn TÅTT♪~Øwnër hØmïcïÐÅl TënÐëncïë§~@ fubar ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar

Super Man Got Drunk
Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so intense that it carries you around the building and back into the window." The bartender shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar, but says nothing. The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that could happen!" "No, no. it's true..." said the first man, "let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window. He takes the elevator back up to the bar. He meets the second man, who is astonished. "Oh my God, I saw that with my own eyes! But that must've been a one-time fluke. That was scien

Happy Fathers Day
What Makes a Dad God took the strength of a mountain, The majesty of a tree, The warmth of a summer sun, The calm of a quiet sea, The generous soul of nature, The comforting arm of night, The wisdom of the ages, The power of the eagle's flight, The joy of a morning in spring, The faith of a mustard seed, The patience of eternity, The depth of a family need, Then God combined these qualities, When there was nothing more to add, He knew His masterpiece was complete, And so, He called it ... Dad imikimi - Customize Your World

Gastric Bypass
I had my surgery on 8/4/04, at my pre-op physical which was 2 weeks prior to surgery; I was at my highest weight ever, 455 lbs. At that appointment I was diagnosed with High blood pressure and Post partum depression. Even though it was almost a year after my daughter Lindsey was born. My lowest weight was in November of 2006, when I got down to 234 lbs, but then the holiday's kicked my butt!!! I gained back up to 245 lbs by the day after Christmas… so with my new year's resolution to give me strength, I got busy, and by February, I was back down to 235. But then I unexpectedly became pregnant. Anyone who thinks that gastric bypass is the easy way out, is completely insane!!!! Not only is it a complete life altering experience, but you go through an entire paradigm shift. First, you change the way you view food, then you see others through a different filter, if you will, then you change the way you see yourself, that is the change that takes the longest. Don't get me wrong, I still

Female Arousals Lol
TEN INDICATIONS OF FEMALE AROUSAL AND SATISFACTION: 1. When the women is sexually attracted to a man, her breathing will change and her lips will become dry. She will flush, and the skin on her chest will redden. 2. When a woman looks deeply into a man's eyes, holds the man tightly with both hands, and opens her mouth, she desires him to enter her. 3. A woman wants more clitoral stimulation when she raises her body toward him. 4. A woman is greatly aroused when she begins moving her body and pulling the man toward her using her feet. 5. When shes moves from sisde to side, she desires deeper thrusts from the man. 6. when she crosses her legs behind her partner's back, she is extemely aroused and desires the thrusting to continue. 7. When she desires to reach orgasm, she will hold the man tightly, trembling and sometimes panting, and her voice will be shaky. 8. When her nipples harden and her nose becomes congested. she wants penetration combined with direct clito

Ancient Egypt Love Poems
The Flower Song (Excerpt) To hear your voice is pomegranate wine to me: I draw life from hearing it. Could I see you with every glance, It would be better for me Than to eat or to drink. (Translated by M.V. Fox) The Harper's Song for Inherkhawy (Excerpt) So seize the day! hold holiday! Be unwearied, unceasing, alive you and your own true love; Let not the heart be troubled during your sojourn on Earth, but seize the day as it passes! (Translated by J.L. Foster)

Please Take It
as most of you know I am a political geek. Well I have a theory that of something I think would improve the way elections are conducted. I will never know for sure unless, I test it out. Please take the anonymous survey below and help me. http://survey. constantcontact. com/survey/a07e2bdepm4fhlz46xy/start Click Here

Are You A Fu Survivor?(contest)
ARE YOU THE ULTIMATE FU-SURVIVOR? Tired of the same old bombing game around here? Ya know, the bombing game where you go and bomb the SAME pic on the SAME profile for weeks to get a prize. Well, I'm offering something a little bit old mixed with a little bit new. I'm hosting a contest that guarantees you to win, at minimum, a 5 credit bling once a week with the grand prize being a 150 credit bling pack or a Happy Hour (*Your Choice*). I'm calling the contest "Fu-Survivor". I will need at least 12 contestants before starting the contest. The format will follow pretty close to the Survivor that I'm sure you all have seen as far as immunity and voting out. Each week the contestants will be directed to a different profile (that is not mine) and will have to rate and comment bomb a certain amount of pics within a folder of the said profile. The first person to complete the rates and comment bombing will be granted immunity from being voted out that week. The contestants will

Candled Cafe'
candled cafe' by LateNiteFantasy© candled cafe' starburst a scorpion flavor clinks the wine over toast naked high heels kitten leg rubs under the table toying toes when the cock rise at Dawn's delight she smiles wicked and sips deep red a candled cafe' two lovers play with the spaghetti that binds them

If Love
by LateNiteFantasy© If Love... If love were a feeling It would pass through a heart Like wind through the trees Like a river through the hills But love is not a feeling It is a revelation Love is not a changing season It is a rock It is constant; unwavering. We will always feel love Yet love might not always Be pointed in one direction. Sometimes it moves from Object to object like the Hands of a clock Always moving from Minute to minute; hour to hour. If love were a game We'd all be pieces On the grand chessboard of the heart. Some would be pawns to carry out Cupid's bidding Some kings and queens To rule in each other's hearts. Others would be bishops and rooks To place their love in the Faith of gods unseen. Then some, Knights, Warriors who fight for love's sake Knowing full well that The act of love may lead To chaos in the heart. But love is not a game It is real; and there Are real winners and real Losers. Tears are very Real an

A Walk In The Woods
We've decided to go for a walk in the woods. I drive us there in the Jeep and we stop deep in the forest on the edge of a field. All alone. I get out before you, and when you step out of the Jeep, you feel my arm encircle you from behind. My hand gripping your shirt, I tear it open, sending buttons flying. Now you know I'm not really interested in "walking". My hand inside the remnants of your shirt, I squeeze your braless breasts HARD, and pinch your nipples, biting your neck. You hear the sound of my pocketknife opening. Then you feel the cold, sharp edge of the blade sliding up the side of your leg and under the extremely short skirt you wore to torture me. You feel your thong let loose as I cut through the thin strings holding it against your treasures. There's a slight pull. You feel it sliding enticingly across your pussy lips as I tug it free of your body. You moan at the pleasure. But it doesn't last. I grab your wrists, bringing your arms firmly behind your back. Using your

Tagged By Miss Andi
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I almost constantly twirl my hair 2. I am terrified of the dark 3. I love tattooed men 4. I hate! the sound of two quarters being rubbed together 5. I can pop my jaw 6. I have to drink Diet Coke 7. I read obsessively 8. I hate to drive 9. I only have 1 sister 10. I have 8 brothers and sisters in law I tag....... CantsleepClownswilleatme Dar-Dar Slave to the Needle EoTwP Tall Blonde

Meet My New Owner!!
" So I was just lounging around, and I thought I'd introduce my new owner, Arthur155. Is it true that you haven't visited his page yet??? That can't be!! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? VISIT HIS PAGE NOW AND LEAVE LOTS OF LOVE!! AND TELL HIM Tennisgirl1987 SENT YOU. ;-) Arthur155 is a Tiger of Temptation@ fubar

"look At Her..."
Look at her... She is lookin so good Look at her... Got me knockin on wood Hopin that I might get the chance to meet her someday... Hopin that I might get the chance take her away... Look at her... Shes got eyes that shine like the moonlight! Look at her... Oh what I would give if I could just have one night One night to show her things that she could only dream... Things shed only ever see if she was doin' em with me... Look at her... *Written in thought of 'Sǝduɔʇrǝss Sîn ɐkɐ VɐmPrǝSSSînCîn I.B.I.C.'*

Zoo Trip
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"

The Boyfriend Applications
SO after a few bad relationships and awfull dates I decided to get drunk and think about what I really want in a man. Here's a rough guideline done in the spirit of fun and honesty about what I want and am tired of. ---------- Please Meet Most or all of these requirements when applying. 1. Must be self sufficient- I’m not asking you to be rich, or support me in any way. I just don’t want to support you. 2. Tattoos and Long Hair- This is negotiable but these things do turn me on. 3. Must have an open mind- I’m an odd person you have to be able to handle my quirks. 4. Have a sense of humor- I don’t take myself serious enough and I take myself too serious sometimes. I need someone to help me lighten up and someone I can make laugh. 5. Must love Metal- I’m into my music. I have an open mind about trying new stuff and won’t bitch about most types of music but don’t expect me not to like my music cause you think it sucks. 6. Let’s not talk about the ex- I do it too, but let’s tr

Need Help In 2 Giveaways I'm In!
HELP! I'M IN 2 GIVEAWAYS!! Hey all I'm in 2 giveaways and I need some help... So if you could please bomb on of the I'm in. One is for a 3 month VIP and I need 20k comments. Johnny is hosting this one. Please be sure to show him lots of love while you are there bombing me! The other one is for a 70 credit pack of bling. Johnny is also hosting this one but it is on his girlfriend's profile. So please show her some love! For every 100 comments you do I will make you 2 pictures and 1 name tag. Make sure that you number the comments so that you and I can both keep track on how many you did. Thanks! The following link is for the 3 month VIP!!! The following link is for the 70 credit pack of bling! This Offer Brought to you by Miss Crys~Shadow Levelers~FU Owned by~Dr. Tre~CinDragon~Silverpixi~wyorose~@ fubar

How I Came To Fubar
Very recently I lost one of my best friends to AIDS. She was also my oldest sister, Lizzie. While with her in her last days she gave my cousin and I one last beautiful gift...Serenpece. Serene happened to be my sister's best friend and now to me she is a new sister. She can never be anything less. So, when I prepared to return to Ohio she emailed me an invite here, and I gladly accept. So, although I miss Lizzie more than I can say, I am so honored for her gift of Serene. Just like my sister to know I'd always need an oldest sister to try and keep me from really trying to set those who annoy me on fire with my mind. Hasn't worked yet but I don't give up easily. always, Sandy

Wanna Own My Bratty Azz.... Chk Out What Milf Made Me
Its auction time again and looks who's up for auction! Thats right, the sexi smexi Luscious is giving you a chance to own her! Not only is this lady super HOT but SUPER sweet, so click the pic below to bid! I'm talking bling packs, Happy Hours, Tickers, blasts, ALL you guys have! She is worth that and then some!!! Bulletin coded by... The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™' on '2008-07-12 13:29:10')

There Comes A Time
THERE COMES A TIME There comes a time in every young girl's life when she wants to marry and be a young man's wife There comes a time when they need to remember to the end it's good to be lovers but first you have to be friends One has to be the ying to the other one’s yang one has to be the umbrella to the other one’s rain There comes a time when she wants a white gown and maids with frilly dresses on and a groom and groomsman in black tuxedos and wearing Stetsons There comes a time they need to know marriage is about more than a bride and a groom it's about being together and letting your love bloom Try to keep things moving at an even pace hold on to your love tight while giving it space Never hide anything, leave nothing in the dark keep things interesting, always looking for that spark You need to be the air that the other one breaths and be the tree for the other one's leaves You need to be the strength for the other's weakness within and be the

Im In A Contest!! Plz Comment Bomb Me!! Get Fubucks And 11 Rates If You Help Out!! Plz Read!
COMMENT BOMB MY CONTEST PIC. I am trying to win a contest. I will send you $1,000 fubucks for every 1,000 comments you post. Also, I will rate the person who rates the most all my 11's!! (make sure you number each comment you post) Click the pick below ---------------------------------------- email me with the subject line "CONTEST" so you can get credit. sO FrESH __[diAMond dAveS gUrL xox ]@ fubar

Your Opinion Matters
The quickest way to get someone to form an opinion is to tell them yours. Example: Me: So how do you want to sort the groups? Them: I don't care. Me: Ok, we'll do it by business function then alphabetically Them: Oh no, don't do it like that!

If I Aint Talkin To Much
HEY JUST WANTED TO LET YALL KNOW THAT IF I DONT TALK TO MUCH OR NOT ON ALOT THAT MEANS I AM WORKIN AND PROBABLY WORKIN CONCERTS AS WELL... SO I MIGHT BE ON I MIGHT NOT.. BUT I LOVE MY JUGGALO FAMILY JUGGALO MAFIA FOR LIFE YO!! MMFWCL AND WOOP WOOP IF U WANNA JOIN THE MAFIA HIT UP MY MAIN JUGGALO WIKDCLOWN HE IS THE BEST ONE FOR THAT.. BUT PEACE!!! NAUGHTY ANGEL JUGGALETTE FOR LIFE!!

How To Kill The Green-eyed Monster
Nothing can ruin a relationship or marriage faster than jealously. Jealousy creates anxiety, anger, loneliness, hate, fear. No one thinks clearly when jealous. Having a relationship with a jealous person is tough. The jealous person acts untrusting or unworthy. Jealousy makes the person unattractive, even repulsive. No one wants a jealous mate and no one likes being jealous. So what causes jealousy? "Jealousy is the largest factor in breaking up marriages. Jealousy comes about because of the insecurity of the jealous person and the jealousy may or may not have foundation. This person is afraid of hidden communication lines and will do anything to try to uncover them." — L. Ron Hubbard When you are jealous, a line of communication is going on with your spouse or lover that is hidden from you. The mystery causes the pain. If you witnessed your spouse’s communication line, so it was not hidden from you, you would not feel jealous. Hidden communication lines or mysteries mak

Pimpin' Out
I am owned by this man for June, extended through July by me because of the way my life has been LoneWolf92 {H&L Bombers Founder}}@ fubar And check out this bitch! ~♥ColdHeartedBitch♥~Spanker Member~Fu-owned by Lauria~@ fubar I am her owner and I gotta tell you, she rawks!! So go check em out! Spank em hard! Tell them I sent ya! lauria♥Shadow Leveler♥{{H&L Bombers Co-Founder}}Owned by LoneWolf@ fubar

Pete's Pet Peves - Vol 3
Roll Behind Luggage The logic behind it is sound, why carry a heavy load, when its easier to drag it on wheels behind you. Its the application and usage that the problem lies. It seems there are no limits to the size they will apply this wonder technology too. Small backpacks to large behemoth steamer chests all can be fitted with wheels and a pull handle. The former just looks ridiculous and it should be easily carried, the latter is much too large and maybe a wake up call that the person could do with a little less. When it comes to usage, it requires no training course, they have no warnings to people to tell them "Hey pay attention jackass!" People seem to fail to realize that the handle is in the middle of the piece of luggage so they are now at least half that luggage width wider, and two to three feet longer. So they move along, banging legs ankles, creating trip hazards, smacking seats, bags that people who can actually carry and so forth. This probably is

Brasscheck Tv - Big Brother On The Farm
Brasscheck TV - Big Brother on the Farm Small farmers have been fighting this alone For the love of God, don't people have any common sense left at all? Do not let anyone put a computer chip in your body. And, while you're all it, lend support to the small farmers who are working to stop this latest psychotic move by our Big Business Government. Forcing people to chip their backyard livestock and pets is insane. NAIS, the National Animal ID System, is being fought by this group. It's in your best interest to support them every way you can: http://NoNAIS. org www. spychips. com http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=ERO_g9duCCo http://truthessentials. blogspot. com

I'm An Ever Rolling Wheel....
The title to the blog comes from one of my favorite songs "Going in Circles"...which is exactly how these two particular guys in my life have me feeling. So...i don't date. At all...my last relationship crashed and burned on such an epic scale that a pimp and crack whore are a successful couple by comparison. Sooo..i figure i'd stick to what i do best and fix other people's messes while avoiding making another one of my own. i have no idea why i thought that would work. i must have been smoking the aforementioned crack whores pipe cause romantically speaking, i'm going down in flames like a bad audition on American Idol. I get attached really easily, pretty quickly but its hard for me to take it beyond the surface level. I think that is a defense mechanism because I tend to be attracted the most to men that I am fundamentally incompatible with. Hence my current situation. Short non whining version is that i am into someone who isn't really reciprocating in the attention

July 2008
Driving a winding mountain road in a Jeep Cherokee. the plesent drive turned chatioc due to a driver side blow out. Rumbling loadly as I pulled over to fix the problem only to be passed fiercley by a tractor trailer so close I could of touched it if I put my arms out. Asshole I said to my self and looked down at the steel bands of my front driver side blow out. Figures I felt it pulling to the left for awhile at least the sun is setting and its not as hot as Tucson (The dessert just below me). Not taking long to change the tire out I'm pretty quick 15 minutes with a fourway and a floor jack I am back on the road in no time. Funny isnt it some people have to call triple a just to get back on the road me I have to work for a living so I change tires in a quick fashion. Some people don't realize what to do when they have a flat like one time I changer a tire for a bunch of drunk guys at a tittie bar... About 5 guys on a 4x4 truck and not one of them smart enough to fix i

This Saturday You Really Need To Tune In
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 8.2.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Saturday shows feature interviews! Tonight we will be interviewing... Lady Misty for a fun Millennium Omega segment covering some controversial info regarding former astronaut Ed Mitchell, an awesome interview between Alex Jones and Dean Haglund of The Lone Gunmen A

Messages I Have Gotten
From Fubar when trying to send a private message: ERROR: bad html specified.. go fuck yourself. What I got while pic bombing a friend: comments data is empty but it shouldn't be.. jesus hates us!

In Search Of The Lost Civilization
Most religions have the belief that there was once a more perfect world, from which man has been banished. This has often been interpreted as meaning a real previous civilization used to exist, populated by beings we now see as gods. Outside religion, central to such ideas is Atlantis, a mythical island deep in our past with a perfect, but powerful society, finally destroyed by the gods when they were corrupted. Could such a lost world have actually existed? Well, perhaps not a single island of Atlantis. But the idea of a lost civilization is something quite different – and something I think can be explained rationally. Of course, many ideas for such a civilization have been put forward, mostly of a spurious or sensational nature. Hence, academe is loath to even consider such a possibility. But I think they are mistaken. Does evidence exist for a lost civilization? No. Not of a definite kind - but there are plenty of indicators around the world that could fit into the con

A Mix Of All The Lyrics Of That Cd
its six o'clock in the morning, my head is ready to explode. i cant remember where i went or what i was drinking. but i know it made me sick and i am not denying that i get this way when i try to get over you. its hard to face the truth sometimes. god i feel so useless. god i hate myself. why do i feel like dying now? there are times when i am just a shell. when i do not feel anything for anyone all i fell is hollow and bruised, used up and mis-used. forced to be someone that i dont want to be. have i failed somehow or someway and will the weight of today pull me down to drown in the depths of despair where i am alone except for my rage? what does it matter? what is done is done and i should get on with my life. soon the night will take me and save me from my pain. so this is where i say goodbye. this is where my story ends and if theres is one thang that i have learned from life, it is that it gets you in the end. so goodbye my friend. G O O D B Y E

Letting Go
So i turned 25 today. Kind of a milestone in my life. I thought i would be else where. I planned to be married by now, but instead i did everything backwards. I am leaving for vacation tomorrow and i wanted 25 to start off the right way. I am in love with some one who obviously doesn't feel the same way. but i have one question if someone tells you if i had to choose if you were "the one" today i would say yes.......but he couldnt make the choice then.....ok so if i was the one ..... how come i'm not any more? people wait their whole lives to meet that one person who touches them in a way that no one can describe, and when you meet them and they are not sure of you, you start to loose faith in all of it. So what i am doing is letting go of what was never mine, but i am asking for my heart back because as much as i want you to love me i rather you find your soul mate instead of you just being mine. AHHH that felt good . thanks 4 listening people lol Trista

Something Everybody Should Never Do
Never take someone for granted Hold every person close to your heart Because you might wake up one day And realize that you've lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones. This is not just for lovers but friends also .

An Appointment
I have an appointment the 18th with my Neurosurgeon, and his assosiate. It's at the same place my wife went to a few weeks ago. When she went, she met with hers, and it was very casual. When she got there, he told her she was on the mend, and he could have told her that over the phone. So I explained that to the nurse, and asked her if it was something that could be handled over the phone, and she said no. So it must be something good. The reason I asked was because its a little over an hour to get there, and me days that can be torture. My pain has let up a little the last few days. I really think being on my feet for 12 hours on Sunday helped. I need to walk more, and push myself. So that is where I am at. I have constant pain, but its been a dull throb lately. I'll take that over the stabbing, sharp pains I went thru most the last three months.

Body Cuntinent
Body Cuntinent I want, I shall, I must cross your body cuntinent I trust that my trip is mutually accepted My tongue shall be my means of travel Your seven sensual holes will be navigated with skill My tongue and lips shall chart your cuntinent I begin by letting my tongue flow steadily into your half-opened mouth, which has issued a Visa and Carte Blanche. My tongue gliding into your mouth wanders like a virgin tourist, caressing your own tongue in friendship. It is your tongue that welcomes the approach of my tongue. Our tongues entangled suggest that our lips join together in ecstatic rhythms in this oral orgy. Our tongues untangle and watch our lips in AWE, finally in sheer madness our tongues say farewell. Leaving your soft, sweet, tender lips, dragging my tongue and treading quietly on my lips I approach your ear. My tongue deserts my mouth and speeds toward the ear, I witness your shoulder come up toward your ticklish ear as it arrives. my lips arrive snorting warm air i

Thank Yo For Sving Me
Thank you for saving me. Everybody talking about the changes in me. How I am not the man I used to be. I really did not care about anything any more. The worst part of the day was walking through the door. She tried to take all that was me. To bring me to my knees. Cause as much pain as she could. Hoping to crush my soul like wood. I came close to giving up. Just guess I was not being tough enough. I feel like Ive been lost for an eternity. Lost the man I used to be. Thank you for saving me. When it hurt so bad I tried to cry. You made me laugh every time I tried. When the only thing I could feel was mad. You made it seem it like wasn’t so bad. The future had no shinning light. You made me remember who I was inside. I once was lost in a storm at sea. I couldn’t find the man I used to be. Thank you for saving me.

Life Before Fubar! (as Posted On Youcastr)
Life before Fubar.com, I had only thought about DJing in passing when I hear some really good DJ’s on the air. Mind shifts to dream mode and only wonders what possibly it would be like if only I were in their shoes. I know. Rumor has it that there isn’t a lot of money involved in it, but (coming from a photobug family) I am a ham at times—the sizzling honey ham (j/k). Ha ha…. This year, through Fubar, I have actually had the opportunity to DJ and caught the bug enough to want to pursue the possibility of gaining additional education and insights to become more of a professional at it. In the meantime, I’ve created my own page where folks can try their hand at DJing under the direction of Fubar. I have DJ’d at a club in Canyon Lake, Texas, through a friend of mine and love the real life aspects of it. He would get on the mic and announce “Give DJ Devine a round of applause. She’s come all the way from Austin Texas!” and the crowds would

Black Roses
grave in the night a scary site i lay here thinking what my life has seen i wonder if there is anything left to dream black roses line my way to deaths door anyway wondering if there is anyone that will remember me as i decay here broken hearted we shall see friends go on loves tend to die but does anyone ever questions why im laying here with black roses by my side no true love touch on my final ride any mourners would any cry when the reapers touch told me i was to die black roses here to keep me company black roses for all eternity

250's
LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF IM SERGIO IM FROM OAKDALE "THE COWBOY CAPITOL" CALIFORNIA IT IS FULL OF REDNECK COWBOYS.. LET ME START BY SAYING WTF IS UP WITH PEOPLE AND TRYING IMPRESS EACH OTHER WITH THEY'RE F-250'S LIFTED AND DONE UP FROM THE ENGINE TO THE TIRES IF THE DAMN TRUCK IS NEVER GONNA SEE A FUCKING MUD HOLE OR A DIRT ROAD AT THAT.. LIKE THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH DOING THEM UP BUT C'MON JUST PUT THEM TO WORK...MY STI HAS SEEN MORE DIRT THAN MOST OF THESE DEUTCH BAGS AND THEYRE TRUCKS HAVE SO I ASK WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH AMERICA WERE SO GOT DAMN MATERIALISTIC ( I THINK THAT IS THE CORRECT SPELLING) THAT WE DONT EVEN REALIZE HOW FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE REALLY ARE...PEOPLE I GUESS JUST LOVE FOLLOWING THE CURRENT LIKE THE PONDS THAT ARE...NEVER REALLY DONT THIS TYPE OF SHIT SO JUST THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE A TAD BIT OF MY OPINION YA DID I MEAN... AND IN THE WORDS OF NICKY T. "IM OUT WITH A BLUNT LITE IN MY MOUTH"

My Life Amongst The Rain
My Life Amongst The Rain The days go on, the rain keeps pouring. Hoping something will brighten my depression, maybe the sun in the morning. The clouds fill the sky, as tears fill my eyes. I’m screaming I’m crying, my life is full of thunder and lightning of lies. If rain can make things healthy and grow, as I stand out side in the rain. My sorrows won’t go. The rain falls harder and harder as the minutes pass, my heart feels so broken; my happiness, shattered glass. Usually I’m the sun yet bewildered by the clouds, as if I’m some rain drop blending with the crowd. I’m the sun that never shines, I’m the never ending cloud, I’m a never ending tear drop, even when I hit the ground.

Pleasure & Pain
I've Experienced The Pleasure And Also The Pain... When I'm Right Next To U It Feels So Good... But As I Sit Home So Alone The Pain Of Lonliness Sets In... I Wish I Had U With Me Always In The Physical Form... U Are Always In My Heart That Is The Emotional Part... When I Get Up In The Morning I Think About U From The Start... It Would Be Even Better If I Woke Up Next To U In Bed... As I Write This U Are The Only Thing In My Head... I Can't Help But Wonder If U Think About Me When Ur Alone... Or If Ur Just Sitting There Right By The Phone... Waiting For Me To Call Because My Voice Brings The Pleasure... That's The Same That Goes For Me... When We Hang Up That Pain Comes Back To Be... Jason Lee Rainey Copyright ©2008 Jason Lee Rainey

It's My Right...
Ok, i happen to be a very opinionated person and right now I need to make my opinion known! The way this country is going, it is my belief that within ten (10) years we will be another third world country, if we dont do something about it NOW!! The way gas prices keep going up, and solutions are slow and crawling, the economy is hitting a depression and nobody seams to care, a war rages around us, and we shouldn't even be there in the first place (not that i don't support the troops. i will touch on this in a minute), the people we have running for president havn't got anything good to say at all, it's no wonder noone votes anymore, and even if they do would it really matter? Are we really voting or is the electoral college? These are the things that will bring us down, unless we do something about it. Why are we still pumping billions into oil for gas overseas when there is enough oil in the U.S. to last us a hundred years? We need to pull out of Iraq, leave them alone to fig

Murphy And Ems
Murphy's Laws of EMS I don't know if Murphy ever got involved personally in EMS. I suspect not, we already know who came up with System Status Management and it wasn't Murphy!) The First Law of EMS: All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, without regard to the time. Corollary 1: Fewer accidents would occur if EMS personnel would never eat. Corollary 2: Always order food "to go". The Law of Time: 1. There is absolutely no relationship between the time at which you are supposed to get off shift and the time at which you will get off shift. 2. Given the following equation: T + 1 Minute = Relief Time, "T" will always be the time of the last call of your shift. E.g., If you are supposed to get off shift at 08:00, your last run will come in at 07:59. (Or if you have early relief coming in you will see you relief sitting at the first stop light from the station, waving!) The Law of Gravity: Any instrument, when dropped, will always come to rest in the least acces

T&l Ga #14 Bulletin
Thunder & Lightning Giveaway #14! We are smokin'! THIS GIVEAWAY IS FOR A ONE MONTH VIP FOR CUFFHIMBABY! SHE ROCKS! THIS ONE WILL BE A BREEZE AFTER THE LAST ONE, LOL! ONLY 10K COMMENTS NEEDED! WOOT! AS ALWAYS PLZ F/A/R THE HOST AND THANK THEM FOR HOSTING! SPIKE ROCKS! SPIKE@ fubar

Fu Tard
this takes the cake....i know who this is az lol shadow levelers suck!@ fubar heres the fu tard of the week rates every pic 1-7 lol j@ fubar and this guy calls pple fat F*cking c*nts FRANLUCHI@ fubar this one says hes not gay so he wont rate back as we level him AS WE HELP HIM WTF TARD Da Truth@ fubar this one rates 1 lol KUPA aka:Moose@ fubar this one a rates 1 ones to then blocks ya lol f*cking tard hockeydude01@ fubar here another 1 lol passion_inside_77@ fubar well got a 3 from her i guess it was better than a 1 wildcowgirl18@ fubar and this one come and rated a 1 and said nasty bish lol Soldier Boy@ fubar but yet another tard Angelo Gabriel The Angel of Death....Fu Hubby of the Dallas Cheerleaders..Love Guru to Mrs Obama@ fubar

I Need Advice Tell Me What You Think I Should Do For The Sake Of My Lil Girl???
ok well my boyfriend just recently broke up with me... we were together for almost a year and a half.. and we have a beautiful baby girl together... now i'm just a lil upset at the things that i was told by ppl that he did... now i want your advice on what to do about it... i was told that while we was together he was cheating on me with 5 yes i said 5 other girls... and 2 of them used to be my friends... then i was told that he had been planning on beaking up with me for a long time but just couldn't do it......and the thing that hurt the most was that he was telling almost everyone that we was already broke up before he had even told me... fucked up right??? now after we broke up i was told a few more things.. i was told that he was going around talking shit on my and laughing at me cuz i thought we was going to be together forever.. which i did cuz we was engaged at teh time...then the worst thing was that he was trying to get with two of my best friends and also trying to get

Monday 09/08/08 11:48 Est....
Good day everyone it's another day at the Fubar Train Station and we're doing our best to keep you updated on all the new trains comming in and the old ones as well that still have pleanty of life left in them. I updated the main pages and the Tag Depot page this morning and here to report we now have 167 Trains for you to join on the main list and still growing strong. Please if you have one that is'nt listed here leave me a comment with the blogs addy and I'll be sure to join it for you. Some are not listed on the main list and only in the comments because I could'nt find a blog made for them. Keep your eyes on the comments on each posts page for the newests bullys I find posted. And thank you all for the wonderful comments you have left here on this page. Not to mention the gifts I've recieved from different people for doing this. I love the comments makes all of this worthwhile knowing that I'm helping others have fun the way that I do. But the gifts thank you so so much but you re

Happiness
It is easy to be happy when things are going your way and there are no obstacles to the things you desire in life. Today however, I realized that I have been joyfully happy for days, yet I have no car, my bills are crushing me, and it appears that everything is going to fall apart soon in the near future. Why am I happy? When I first asked myself this question I could not give an answer….but upon further reflection …I discovered that it was due to the fact that I finally just let go. There is only so much in life that I can do at one time…and even if the worst happens I will survive….life will go on …it will get better…and someday I will probably be back to this same situation because life is lived in cycles, cycles of good times, and then cycles of not so good times. It is the way of life. I am loved by my family. My family is relatively healthy, I have good friends, and I have a roof over my head. Everything else is gravy and I am very Happy!!!

Hoakigirl Wants To Leave Fubar
~~~this is from HoakieGirls's bulletin~~~ With a great deal of thought, I have decided to leave Fubar. With the grandchildren now living here I have a responsibility to them and to my family as a whole. I love all of you, you have been and are the BEST group on Fubar. Friendly, cooperative and ready to help anyone who needs it. You have basically been my pride and joy and I wll miss you all very much. God Bless and keep everyone of you. Sincerely, HoakieGirl

All He Ever Needed
All He Ever Needed He had fallen in love It had felt so strong They had met in the skies above And then without a word she had gone At night she had left him in his bed And had moved outside Many tears had she shed On great wings she took to the sky He had moved outside Ready to follow But she was no where in sight His heart suddenly felt hollow He knew she was gone With wings spread, he took flight For weeks he sang her name in song Searching day and night Alone again, he sits on a ledge His tears fall to the ground Her scent still lingers in his bed No trace of her has he found His last words to her had been "You are all I ever needed"

What 9-11 Means To Me.......
Poeple remember this day only for the awful acts that were taken on this country. Well for me it means a bit more than that... I know what happened to the thousands of people was horrible and my thoughts and prayers went to their families as well. On this day 32 years ago my parents were wed. Shortly before I came in to this world..... years passed and on this day 2 years ago, while the rest of the world was mourning for the loss of lives... I was standing at my father's side, in the hospital mourning for the lost time caused by stubborn memories of a hurtful past just hoping for more time. Of all days he made a turn for the worse on the 30th anniversary of his marraige to my mother.... unfortunatly dying 2 days later holding my hand looking into my eyes at the early age of 54..... He may not have died that day... but only because he held on waiting for his only other child to be by his side..... He got too weak to wait any longer and took his last breath 2 days later..... Just another

Labor Pains (lol)
Labour Pains A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a

This Fit Me To A Tee
The Great Bear is found on every continent and comes in many sizes and colors. The bear is revered on every continent, especially North America where the indigenous people who believe it was once human and Great Mystery lives in the spirit of bear. Many American Indian tribes have bear clans and bear ceremonies. Bear people use herbs and other plants in healing. Bear medicine is powerful and without peer among the animal people. The bear is a guide to the river of meaning. BEAR MEDICINE * Bear is spirit keeper of the West, the place of darkness, maturity and good harvest. From this place, Grandfather Bear gives strength, introspection and knowledge. * Bears are active during the night and day. This symbolizes its connection with solar energy, that of strength and power, and lunar energy, that of intuition. It enhances and teaches those with this totem how to develop both within themselves. * Grandfather Bear is a solitary dweller a

Thinking Out Loud
Is it too much to ask for people to care. Just to take a moment out of their busy day to think about someone else, or even stop to help a total stranger. When was the last time someone stopped to help a homeless person or even an elderly person. We walk down the streets of life totally oblivious to others around us. We are so concerned with the exteriors of life. When did we all get so vain? When did caring for others become a thing of the past and a total burden? We have all became so blind to the simple things in life. We pretend as we walk down the streets that we all are someone we are not. Whatever happened to showing repect to others? Whatever happened to true love and the sacried vows of marriage? When did we all forget about loving someone for who they really are and not what they can offer sexually or materialisticly. We all are so lonely and miserable deep inside because we have forgot how to look past the exterior of a person and see who they truely are.

Ants And Fleas Seem To Be The Same...
Ants and fleas seem to be the same. But they feel quite different when they catch you. ;) Don't forget to bring your dog with you if you wanna have a good picnic day. Fleas will take care of it. Just don't care about ants. They'll be there for sure :) This is metaphore applies for your relatives and selfcalled friends as well. :) Just do the party thing and they'll take care of it... Have a good day!

Hog Heaven
=== 'DJ DISTURBED~!~ FAB,RATE SPANKER,LOST LEVELER, DJ@LOST RADIO AND FU-SLAVE TO JOHNNY' wrote the following at '2008-09-17 21:00:00'.. HOG HEAVEN 1. YOU ALL KNOW THE DRILL R/F/A EVERYONE ON THE TRAIN 2. RATE ALL THE PICS IN THIS FOLDER (DONT WORRY ITS ONLY 31)STARTING WITH THIS ONE 3.PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WHEN YOUR DONE I'll GET YOU ADDED AND HERES THE HOST DJ DISTURBED~!~ FAB,RATE SPANKER,LOST LEVELER, DJ@LOST RADIO AND FU-SLAVE TO JOHNNY@ fubar HOG RIDERS ONE&ONLY SYCHO {FU-SLAVE TO JOHNNY}OWNER OF FUBAR ADDICTED BOMBERS/CLUB FAR@ fubar A4DAUGHTERDAD@ fubar drakeblackstone27@ fubar

Moving
Hey all :) So in 3 months I will be done with school and have just been informed that a family member has a real estate company in Indiana and he needs a partner. Now as much as I know what a great opportunity this will be, the thought of leaving my friends and family kills me :( I'm not sure if I can do it. The housing market here in Minnesota is terrible, and when I do get my license, who knows when I will be able to even sell, it's not looking good here. I really think a change would be great for me, but I'll admit, I'm scared. Eh, sorry.. just whining. Have a good weekend all. xoxo

I Hate You
I hate the way you make me laugh I hate the way with one word you can make me cry I hate you make me feel like my world is broking I hate that you break my heart over and over You should have never said forever when you knew you couldn't be true forever I hope one day when you are old and setting remember the old times that when you think of me you cry I hope you miss me forever Like I miss you

I Press My Lips To The Sky
You weren't always the nicest Your were stubborn Hardheaded I get alot of it from you You took me in no questions asked And raised me like your own daughter I put you through hell We were always yelling and fighting Even though the words weren't said As often as we'd both would have liked I knew you loved me I hope you knew I loved you two You have made me the strong woman I am today I couldn't have done it without you I miss you There is so many things I wish I could say All I can do now is press my lips to the sky And hope it carries my words of love to you I know your watching over me And I hope through everything I do I still make you proud That's all I've ever wanted to do But for now I'll press my lips to the sky And let the wind carry my love to you

2 My Friends
Hello my friends. I have returned after 8 mths of being offline. 8 mths is a long 'n stressful time. I come 2 my page 'n faces of friends i barely remember.Those r the faces that need help me remember. I will have 2 take sum much needed time online, 'n stroll thru my page, 2 remember. Although it would b very helpful if u could all send me a message 2 assist me w my quest.. i would greatly appreciate it...TY PS. I will b updating my page asap.

Not Ordinary!!!!
READ IT!!!! ANOTHER BLOG TO MAKE PEOPLE KNOW ME BETTER! I came today across this song "Ordinary World" by Duran Duran. U all know it! Is an amazing song that gives u power to move on even if u are down. Is about everything, is about broken love, is about people hurting others, is about pride that has nothing to do or at least shouldnt have anything to do with love. I heard a sad story yesterday that made me think a lot about this subject!!! "ordinary world"....what is an "ordinary world"??? Is it the place that people live their miserable and sad lives trying to forget their deceptions? Is that place where they came across at some point in their lives and they just forgot the road back to their normal selves? How are the people in this "ordinary world"? Just random faces tired of their sad road that they chose? Tired of the lies that they are building around their hearts? Unable to mean what they say and say what they mean? Can these people truly LOVE? Do t

Need Help
HERE R SOME VERY SEXY LADIES THAT NEED SOME HELP.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SUGAR COOKIE IS GOING 4 SPOTLIGHT PLEASE GIVE AFEW FUBUCKS TO HELP HER OUT... Sugar Cookie R/L girlfriend 2 5150 Lover Fu-owner to Double D2, Scotty, and Jennicense {Spankers}@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS LADY BEEN MY FRIEND 4 A VERY LONG TIME AND IS ALSO FROM TEXAS....SHE ALSO TRYING 4 SPOTLIGHT SO GIVE HER SOME BUCKS SeXiHoTMilF® Thanxs for the help y'all!!@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LAST TRYING 4 GODMOTHER ... SO GO LOVE HER UP... Evonne~Fu_Angel ~ Spankers~Club United~@ fubar THANKS 4 TAKING THE TIME TO READ AND HELP OUT THANKS, HUGS 4 HELPING

Good Friend Dusty
=== 'Shay's World. "The place where FRIENDSHIPS can Happen"' wrote the following at '2008-09-26 10:54:14'.. > > > > > > Meet my great friend Dusty he needs some help getting to henchman show him some fubar love. I known him a while and I know that hes great at returning the favor!! > PLEASE click on his picture below!!. > Dusty S*U*P*@ fubar > >

Romancing You
Romancing You by BlueWolf51 © I want to know your secrets that nobody else knows. I want to see inside you where all your dreams grow. I want to know the little things that all add up to you. I want to know the secret hopes of things you want to do. I want to find each little spot that makes your insides glow. I want to reach that hidden place where only you can go. I want to whisper in your ear things so sweet and true. I want to do these things and more I want to romance you.... Oct 2 2008

Deleting Fake Friends
I have made some great friends on Fubar and the true friends that have stuck by me through everything mean the world to me. All I can say it I am very dissapointed about some so called friends Seems like the higher some people get on here the more they forget the friends they had and ditch them for friends that are higher and can offer more. Anyway to all my friends and family on here ( you know who you are. Thanks so much. To the so called ones, I will be deleting you all because for me the points aren't worth it. You all probably won't even know you are deleted anyway.I would rather have friends that no matter what level they are they don't forget what true friendship is. Love to all my real friends and family! Muaaahhhhhhh

Random Thought Because Im Bored
i feel like doing something today but dont know what to do...its kinda cold which limits me because of bailey. the fall fesival is going on, which could be fun and nauseating seeing as how i end up eating tons of greasy shit! but i dont want to run into the ex...he wanted to come see the baby today but after he blew her off the last 2 times i said no! which gets me to thinking...why do i pick men out of a trash dump? thats all i pick is crappy men, i dont really deserve one, i think i treat them good! eh...maybe i should be gay? it kinda makes me feel bad to know that my baby will have to be without a daddy (or at least not have one thats worth anything) because i made the choice to leave. there was no point in staying however, he was never there, wwe fought when he was, he was on pills, he never held her and complained when he did have to.i mean i dont understand why its hard to love something (being bailey) that is so perfect(at least in my mind she is)...something that loves

Spotlight
Ponyboy0827 He's taking donations for a spotlight. In return he will give you a permanent... BLOG pimpout on his page. Ponyboy is a great friend and sweet person to know. You won't regret helping this wonderful man. He's honest and true to his word, so hard to find these days. So please help by making a donation to his 'SPOTLIGHT FUND' by clicking on the link below. PONYBOY0827 `owned by carolvision63` member of KOW@ fubar THANK YOU (repost of original by '/fubar.com/user.php?u=1725956&friend=1725956" target=_blank>Carolvision63 ~ ¢¾ Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ¢¾ ~ owned by ~GoofyLady~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Carolvision63 ~ ¢¾ Greeter @ The Ace Cafe ¢¾ ~ owned by ~GoofyLady~' on '2008-09-14 20:57:52') (repost of original by 'PONYBOY0827 ~owned by carolvision63 and Tainted Kiss and Mia - The Inked Slut~ member of KOW' on '2008-10-01 00:45:34') (repost of original by 'FallenLoki ~Fu-wifey of Shiftngears~[[Shadow Le

[bark]
I'm floating. I'm falling. I'm flying through thin air. For the first time, I look down; I think somebody's there... To catch me. To save me. To brush my tears away. For the first time, I think that Maybe he'll stay. I'm like Pavlov's dog, waiting for the bell to ring.

Ty Everyone
I want to take this time to thank each and everyone of you all that were instrumental in leveling me to Godfather early this morning, I thank you all from the bottom of my heart for showing this DJ so much love! It was greatly appreciated! Hugs I want to give Mikey a very big shout out for keeping everyone up to date on my progress, without his help, I don't think I would have leveled so quickly! Thanks Bro!! I hope that everyone will fan, rate and add this awesome friend of mine, he has a good heart who doesn't have a selfish bone in his body! Again, I want to thank you all and I hope that I can me instrumental in helping you level whenever you need me to help you! Click Mikey's pic to fan, rate & add him!

Daddy Came And Left You A Kiss
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown Free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad 'And was t

Why You Need To Comunnicate In A Marraige!!!
Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat' After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room fl

How Democrats Respect Veterans
Obama dances on Ellen show: I'm a better dancer than John McCain US presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama made a surprise appearance on the Ellen Show yesterday and declared he is a better dancer than rival John McCain. The candidate appeared via satellite from Miami and accepted Ellen DeGeneres's challenge to prove that he can dance just as well as his wife. Ellen said: "Let's talk about dancing. Your wife, Michelle, was on the show and she was talking some smack about your moves." Obama replied: "Michelle may be a better dancer than me, but I'm convinced I'm a better dancer than John McCain." Obama then danced on the spot to James Brown's Get Up Offa That Thing cheered on by fans in Florida and in the studio. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- NO SHIT SHERLOCK! Consider the freaking fact that John McCain had almost everybone in his body broken during his internment in the Vietnam Prison Camp where he spent 5 and half year

The Other Woman...
The Other Woman I lie awake at night unable to shed a tear knowing the end is near All of the ugly things you have said and done ring through my head over and over again I still remember how wonderful life became when you gave her up There was no competition-You were all mine and life was so divine How many times have I tried to stop the insanity and the lies? How many tears have I shed How I have felt like my heart has bled...... I have met her several times I have even listened once or twice to her lies too...... Your Other woman you have chosen to be yours has made me feel heartache to the core........ Its not easy knowing the Other woman and knowing there's no stopping her for she is no woman at all............ Your Other woman is Alcohol.

Where Did All The Knights In Shining Armor Go?
are there any more white knights in shining armor around? i am so tired of kissing all those frogs and not getting my prince. i guess i have to kiss alot more to finally find my prince.

My Addiction
This song is dedicated to a special man in my life.... you light me up... you make me warm, you make me realize that there are still people that can bring out the romantic in a hardened heart, and you also make me realize that sometimes just the thought of one KISS can make your day better.. I'm so addicted to all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets all the sounds you make with every breath you take its not like anything when you're loving me oh girl lets take it slow so as for you well you know where to go i want to take my love and hate you till the end its not like you to turn away from all the bullshit i cant take its not like me to walk away i'm so addicted too all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets all the sounds you make with every breathe you take its not like anything when you're loving me yeahh i know it was getting rough all the times we spend when we try to make this lov

Obama's Grandmother Dies A Day Before Election
Obama's grandmother dies a day before election By HERBERT A. SAMPLE, Associated Press Writer Herbert A. Sample, Associated Press Writer 56 mins ago HONOLULU – Barack Obama's grandmother, whose personality and bearing shaped much of the life of the Democratic presidential contender, has died, Obama announced Monday, one day before the election. Madelyn Payne Dunham was 86. Obama announced the news from the campaign trail in Charlotte, N.C. The joint statement with his sister Maya Soetoro-Ng said Dunham died peacefully late Sunday night after a battle with cancer. They said: "She was the cornerstone of our family, and a woman of extraordinary accomplishment, strength, and humility. She was the person who encouraged and allowed us to take chances." Obama learned of her death Monday morning while he was campaigning in Jacksonville, Fla. He planned to go ahead with campaign appearances. The family said a private ceremony would be held later. Republican John McCain is

President Obama
Obama: Hello, Chicago. If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer. It's the answer told by lines that stretched around schools and churches in numbers this nation has never seen, by people who waited three hours and four hours, many for the first time in their lives, because they believed that this time must be different, that their voices could be that difference. It's the answer spoken by young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled. Americans who sent a message to the world that we have never been just a collection of individuals or a collection of red states and blue states. We are, and always will be, the United States of America. It's the answer that led those who've bee

You Complete Me
You are the invisible touch I sometimes feel, I have to turn around just to see if it was real. You are the shadow that follows me where ever I go... It's like you're saying, "You still love me....I know". You are the gentle breeze that caresses my face, A feeling I open my arms to embrace. When I look into the water you are the reflection I see beside mine, Is the goddess trying to give me a sign? There's no way I can deny You are the sparkle in my eye. When I hear your voice it makes me want to cry. No matter what may or may not be, You will always be a part of me. I've said it before and just in case you can not see... You complete me...

We Are Up For Auction!!
We are up for auction!!! Do you wanna own THE hottest couple on the FU?? You can own us as a couple thru our joint profile or you can own either of us individually!!! Yep thats right we are loaning each other out for a month!! LoL So click on the links below and come make a bid on us!!! You know we are worth it!!! ~Jake~ ~Jamie Lynn~ ~Jake & Jamie~ And while your there, check out all the other sexy peeps up for bid!!

Dating Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you dance with me? 19. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My...? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_______________ kis

Sad Day
So...the weekend was good...went on a short overnight camp trip with friends...came back to work...all was good..then the phone rang....I don't know why...before I even picked it up....thoughts rushed through my head like something was wrong...but I could not pinpoint it...then...the trembling voice of my friend in New York's mom greeted me on the phone...shaking...then to tears..telling me that my friend had unexpectantly passed away from what they are saying was an aneurism. Just another wake up call that you never know..and today just could be the first day of your life...so enough of the b.s. drama...and tell those you love that you love them..whether it be a friend..or family...or enemy that may have once been your friend. Please keep my friend and her family in your prayers. With Love, Eleni

Reassignment........
ok so I got this new job working in a beer distributorship warehouse about 2 weeks ago...... Im already getting reassigned (temporarily) to a truck route because one of the drivers hurt himself. Here's the real kicker, they didnt trust anyone else in the warehouse to do the job. What an ego boost........ GO TEAM ME!

"lies"
All this love and all this happieness i gave you,and all this talk made me believe that you were the one.the nights i spend thinking of you,the nights you were by my side.taking things for granted like it was a game then you went and walk away like it was nothing.Tell me just tell me whatever happen to all we had.All this madness that is running thru my mind day in and day out.If this love was good then why did you decide to be so cruel.It would of but you let it go.Wasting all this time with you not even knowing what i did to you.Broken dreams,Broken hearts and i got was the best of both worlds.Not being able to tell you what we had cause all you did was lie,lie,and lie.Could of been something but that all went away.Those dreams i had became nightmares just when i thought happieness would hit home.It wasnt happieness it was all bull that was waiting in my front door.Would of gave you the world and most of all my love but when it came down to it it was all a game.Just let it go and don

Im Back Every1
Hey u all im sorry i didnt say goodbye when i left but i needed time t get my life straight an it is now as of sept 24 2008 i am divorced an gettingon with my life so hope we can start back where we left off on here its good to be back an i sure missed every1 on here talk soon bye

A New World Of Fun Guy's And Girl Come One Come All
Hay everyone I found this cool site. you meet so many people and it is very fun. Try it out and when you sign up use me as your sponsor (bravenq) and I'll give you your first vip gift. You wont regret it. You'll have a blast, Hope to see you there. http://www.redlightcenter.com/flashtour.asp?trq=30648

Why News Paper Editor's Should Be Educated
WHY NEWS PAPER EDITORS SHOULD BE EDUCATED (ACTUAL HEADLINES FROM NEWS PAPERS FROM AROUND THE US) Some are just slips of the tongue * Grandmother of eight makes hole in one * Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing * Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers * House passes gas tax onto senate * Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan * Two convicts evade noose, jury hung * William Kelly was fed secretary * Milk drinkers are turning to powder * Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted * Quarter of a million Chinese live on water * Farmer bill dies in house * Iraqi head seeks arms Some become unintentionally suggestive * Queen Mary having bottom scraped * Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? * Prostitutes appeal to Pope * Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over * NJ judge to rule on nude beach * Child's stool great for use in garden * Dr. R

Auto 11 Train 11/16
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Bullie That Was Made For Squirter Princess
I invite you to stop by an meet my new owner Squirter princess ,, Fan / Rate/Add/ Bling her whatever it takes she is a sweet person and so deserves it..i look for forward to serving her over the next month and would like my friend's to show her some love also ... Squirter Princess **Fu Bad Girls** ¢¾ R/L Wifey To Ruiner¢¾@ fubar **************************************** This bully made with love by: CrazyMama45*Co-Owner Regiment Dragon Bombers*//*Fu Bad Girls*/Fu-Wifey to sTaRr/Fu-Owned by Teddy B@ fubar (repost of original by '♫♫DjBlueyes ♫♫ Daddy's Levelers member of Regiment DragonBombers&DDleve' on '2008-11-16 09:54:47') (repost of original by '☠ The One ☠ / Founder of Daddy's Levelers / Fu Owned by Buckeyebabe' on '2008-11-16 10:16:26') (repost of original by 'drmami0031(Family Manager Regiment Dragon Bombers)' on '2008-11-16 11:54:11')

What A Woman Wants...
"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So —if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

Go Show Daddy Some Sugga :)
I want you to meet one of the sweetest guys on fubar. This is Suggadaddy!!! suggadaddy/Owner of see my home page@ fubar If you want a true friend, someone you can count on who is sweet, caring, compassionate and sexy as all get out to boot :P, you want to check him out! Just click on one of the pics to take you to his page and rate him like crazy!!! Please tell him Ivy sent ya when ya get there! He is awesome at returning the love too :) Brought to you with luvins by: Poison Ivy~~Head Greeter @ Snake Charmers~~

The Natural Submissive
The Natural Submissive I feel that courtesy is a strong indication of a good submissive as well as a good dominant. As a submissive, he or she asks his or her dominant for an immense amount of time, attention, and thought. Dominating someone requires a great deal of work and effort. While the submissive obviously has needs, he or she should devote himself or herself to pleasing his or her dominant as best they can. The submissive being honest and sincere about what types of play interests him or her. If the submissive is a masochist, with little or no interest in performing personal service for a dominant, he or she may tend to annoy or frustrate a dominant that has high expectations on being served. Also, there are those subs that are only interested in performing or providing a sexual service. While others tend to provide such services on a limited basis, such as domestic or office help, and then there totally devoted submissive’s who serve their dominant any way they can. One of

Fu -owned
ok i get that all the other sites such as face book and myspace have some version of this and its fun to buy and sell people virtually and that the game has to be different than the other sites, but here is my bitch - i bought Baby Jesus for 161,051 fuBucks,and he was purchased from me for 500,000 fubucks, ok here is where it gets twisted Baby Jesus gets 250,000 fubucks on this sale and i get 50,000 fubucks on this transaction for a grand total of lets do the math 300,000 fubucks being split up for this and 200,000 fubucks diapering into thin air, i understand its virtual money and this is a game but this whole site is geared around point whoreisim with people buying happy hours and bling packs etc to level and earn virtual money and points so my question is this who else thinks this makes any sense?

Open Marriage
I guess I am one of those weird rare people that are in an open marriage. Why? I believe that a marriage is NOT about sex at all, but about spiritual bonding and enjoying time together. I told hubby once that even if you have filet mignon every day, all the time, eventually you'll want some McD's here and there. He got it. I view sex as something that even animals do; its not sacred to me at all, so I wouldnt care if he wanted to get a piece of ass on the side. ALtho he doesnt seem to want. Weird. I think I have the penis in my family.

What Is Love ?
what is love? Is it like magic no. It is to believe in love to believe in loveliness to believe in affection and under standing and the special care among that individual abilities to be brought up in a spirit of peace. Just like you would with a child you would go the depths of laying down your life to protect that love for that individual. The one most important thing is to whisper in your ear and say love is like stardust blown from the hand of god we should make light because we can see the end of our troubles

Courtroom Bloopers
Q. What is your brother-in-law's name? A. Borofkin. Q. What's his first name? A. I can't remember. Q. He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name? A. No. I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first name! Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you ever spend the night with this man in Miami? A. No. Q. Now Mrs.Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? A. By death. Q. And by whose death was it terminated? Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods? A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region. Q. What is your name? A. Ernestine McDowell. Q. And what is your marriage status? A. Fair. Q. Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Q. And what

Love For My Friends~
If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there

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Seamus
A little glimpse into the many side jobs of Seamus Mall Santa but he scares the kids a lot Village people tribute band ....everybody do it Y M C A !!! Gigolo....hes a sucker for the fake ones too He actually does not like anyone knowing about his play girl shoot Lucky for him when he was on Maury they all knew he was born a man

Ten Comandments...wva Style.....
West Virginia Ten Commandments Some people in West Virginia have trouble with all those 'shalls' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.. So, some folks in West Virginia got together and translated the 'King James' into 'County' language..... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at First Baptist Church in Summersville, West Virginia) (1) Just one God (2) Put nothin' before God (3) Watch yer mouth (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin' (5) Honor yer Ma & Pa (6) No killin' (7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal (8) Don't take what ain't yers (9) No tellin' tales or gossipin' (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.

Bad Dates
dine and ditch ...lyrics *=chorus i met this girl about a month ago so i called her up she said she wanted to go *out for the night and i knew she wouldnt bite *so i hoped in my car and put the pedal to the metal than she called me up said it would be nice to relax for the night i had some cash i found a room and the price was right so i said *why dont you just meet me *at this hotel descretely *and well decide where to go from there so we layed down things were going right she had her credit card and asked if i wanted a bite so we headed off to the restorant with the red lite after the meal came she said she had to make a call than she steped outside but she never came back at all (yea she never came back at all)

Drama
If you read my blog yesterday.. You might know how I been feeling lately. Fact is., I got hurt by a friend who use to be my best friend. We were friends for way over a yr. He had feelings for me..but I was just his best friend. Anyways..he found someone who could return his feelings. I never had a issue with that. The fact of him totally almost ignoring me afterwards..I did. He told me I was still one of his best friends..but amazing..he barely had time to leave comment. Ya he did..but think he had to force himself to do it. Again.. if you know me I cant keep my mouth shut. I confronted him about it all..he appoligized..said he knew where I was coming from..but hes been busy lately..etc. Although he still came online..guess he was to busy to write. Anyways.. I been feeling pretty crappy over this friendship for few months now..but kpt him as a friend hoping someday we might get back what we had. Anyways..his blog I read about his past..really pissed m off. He said that he onl

Just Shit
Welcome to my first (and most likely last) blog on fubar well what can I say not meant people will read this and hell if I did not have to write it nether would I and yes I am sober yeah no really I am anyway time to say something funny stupid or to make ya laugh well try to anyway but I have nothing sorry about that I just wasted ya time but I do that a lot so watch this space and see what other shit I talk if they let me post another one after wasting every ones time so cheer drink up and hell if I see ya my shout !

Me
MY Gators are in the BCS Championship game after we KILLED BAMA! I have been talking to some pretty kewl people on here. Have actually meet a few too. 1 guy has become a really good friend, another turned out to be disappointing. There are some people I would really love to meet in person but that time has not come yet. There is 1 guy that I have not met but if he asked me to be his - I would not have to think twice! Thanks to everyone for talking to me & making me laugh esp. when I have had a bad day. I LOVE YOU ALL! I would like to esp thank my poet boy - your words are way beyond your years & if you were older sweetie - I would definetly be all yours!

Tag Ur It
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? what 2. Your significant other? california 3. Your hair? bald 4. Your mother? here 5. Your father? there 6. Your favorite thing? boobies 7. Your dream last night? cherry 8. Your favorite drink? icehouse 9. Your dream/goal? happiness 10. The room you're in? mine 11. Music? METAL 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? nothere 14. Where were you last night? here 15. What you're not? rich 16. Muffins? maybe 17. One of your wish list items? horses 18. Where you grew up? chicago 19. The last thing you did? smoked 20. What are you wearing? clothes 21. TV? hmmmm 22. Your pets? cats 23. Your computer? emachines 24. Your life? yes 25. Your mood? rock

12 Days
There is one Christmas Carol that has always baffled me. What in the world do leaping lords, French hens, swimming swans, and especially the partridge who won't come out of the pear tree have to do with Christmas? This week, I found out. From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics. It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember. -The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ. -Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments. -Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love. -The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John. -The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.

About The Munkey
Redmunkey for those who wonder, was created as an experimental site in order to promote some of our friends. What started as a small place with a few links, has now grown to host a lot more content and promo material. The site itself its free for all. We never charge, we don't have a portal to sign up and pay. The money to pay for the upkeep comes from the links, affiliates, and at some point sponsors. If you wonder about the name, and why its not a dot come, its because it was hijacked and now belongs to some band. We are working on taking it back. The site itself has gone through changes over the past year and will still in order to keep up with the rest. As we are now showing up on social networks to share our content you will also get the chance to see some who joined us to promote not only us but themselves with it. From coast to coast, at clubs and parties all over RedMunkey has showed up. Our goal is to create not only relationships but to become a place where be

Awkward
well, yesterday was a really bad day for me i lost someone that i cared for alot. and it hurt me pretty badly. so i cried, something that i never do. it shocked the ppl that i live with. they have never seen me cry before and now they treat me as if i am going to break like a piece of glass. but what really hurts me is that my boyfriend isnt being here for me, i dont have a shoulder to cry on so i can just get it all out...he didnt even care when i talked to him about this...he just told me to get over it that everybody dies....i am soo confused and not just mad but pissed off!!!!

Snow Prayer - A Snow Prayer For Yule
Day 8 Depending on where you live, you may be seeing snowfall long before Yule arrives. Take a moment to appreciate its beauty, both as it falls and once it covers the ground. From the reaches of the north, a place of cold blue beauty, comes to us the first winter storm. Wind whipping, flakes flying, the snow has fallen upon the earth, keeping us close, keeping us together, wrapped up as everything sleeps beneath a blanket of white.

Christmas Party
HO HO Project - Final Episode Saturday 20th Club Liquid - Binghamton, NY General Admission $15 VIP Admission $25 ***VIP Admission will include hors d'oeuvres, complimentary champagne, and access to the entertainment area and DJ booth. This final year we will award prizes and or cash to the sexiest HO in the house! Time slots are as follows... 8:00 - 9:00 Drewlicious 9:00 - 10:00 Voins & Disko 10:00 - 11:00 Jason Balance 11:00 - 12:00 Mikey Parkay 12:00 - 1:00 Lady Crysis 1:00 - 2:00 KOSTEK 2:00 - 3:00 Egzail & Super D Binghamton Bar Room Saturday 20th 8:00 - 9:30 Meniscus 9:30 - 11:00 BMH 11:00 - 12:00 Space One 12:00 - 1:00 Scooby Carolan 1:00 - 2:00 Mj Duke 2:00 - 3:00 PMC & Matti Di Volenta Dress to impress. R.O.A.R. in effect.

Oh Crap!
WINTER STORM WARNING: NiagaraIssued at 11:46 PM EST THURSDAY 18 DECEMBER 2008 SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW EXPECTED ON FRIDAY. THIS IS A WARNING THAT DANGEROUS WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE IMMINENT OR OCCURRING IN THESE REGIONS. MONITOR WEATHER CONDITIONS..LISTEN FOR UPDATED STATEMENTS. WITH THE FIRST 10 CM SNOWFALL NOW FADING INTO MEMORY..THE SECOND IN A FASCINATING SERIES OF SIGNIFICANT SNOWSTORMS IS BEARING DOWN ON SOUTHERN ONTARIO FROM COLORADO. THE COLORADO LOW HAS FORMED AS EXPECTED AND IS STARTING TO FOLLOW A PATH THAT WILL TRACK IT OVER OHIO INTO PENNSYLVANIA ON FRIDAY. A RAPIDLY EXPANDING AREA OF SNOW IS SHOWING UP ON THE CHARTS OVER THE AMERICAN MIDWEST AND PLAINS STATES..WITH FREEZING RAIN AND THEN RAIN FURTHER SOUTH. THE LEADING EDGE OF THE SNOW IS EXPECTED TO REACH THE WINDSOR AREA TOWARDS 5 AM TOMORROW MORNING THEN RAPIDLY RACE NORTHEAST TO REACH THE GOLDEN HORSESHOE AREA DURING THE MORNING COMMUTE AND THEN INTO EASTERN ONTARIO BY NOON. THE SNOW WILL BECOME QUITE HEAVY AT T

Santa Knows All
I play Santa at Maui's biggest mall A little boy 8 came to see me and he had a 6 year old sister. When he finished, the father came and told me the girl had gotten in trouble at school the day before and had her recess taken a way. He told me she didn't know that he and the mom knew as they were figuring out what to do. He asked if I would say something, I said sure. The girl had pulled down a little boys pants at school. The girl and Mom came over neither knowing I knew. I asked the normal stuff then asked what she wanted for Christmas. She told me about 5 things and I said is that all? She told me 5 more. I then asked have you been that good for all that stuff? She said oh yes I've been really good, At that point I said "You call pulling down a little boys pants good?" She reared back and looked at me and said YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ALREADY!!!! I told her I know about everything as I'm always watching. The look was priceless on her and her moms face.

Untitled...goes Out To A Military Friend Whos Deploying 12-27-08
Days are closing in Soon you will have to leave Not knowing for sure when you'll be back I try hiding the pain But its harder every day You will be too far away Letters will be far and few inbetween Hopefully you wont forget me Or the love I have for you No matter the distance You will forever be in my heart This here goes to a dear friend whos deployin just days after Christmas on his first deployment. Hopefully him and all the others overseas will stay safe and ocme home to their families safe and sound very soon. If you wat to know more bout this just ask

Fueding Family...
I'm totaly lossing my bloody mind...my old man fueds with my son over cigars and my daughter gets pissed cause her brother wants on my computer to check his mail n to download his music...Guess I'm just getting my total punishment for ever getting married and having kids..I'de rather be getting my ass beat by a leather belt than put up with my family fueding all the time.oh well I'll be dead some day n hope that there still alive n fighting to the death 2 end there retarded fueding..Ballbreaker.

Stuff
Your result for The Pop Culture Archetype Personality Test... The AcrobatPirate, Monkey, Punk, Clown Acrobats are all about fun and excitement, and living life in the moment. They are the life of a party, spontaneous and impulsive, jumping from one social gathering to another, and one thought to another in their speech, which is at times incoherent. They are fond of telling stories, which are full of wit and mischief, and can talk for hours. They are in constant need of new experiences, and find dull logic boring, craving excitement and the next new exciting, dangerous thing, to the point of often ignoring the consequences of their actions. All the world is a stage, and they are determined to explore all of it. Ever optimists, they go with the flow, trusting to improvisation and skill to get them through tough situations. Acrobats tend towards a Borderline temperament, marked by an instability of mood, relationships and self image. They alternate between idealiz

Which One Of Santa's Reindeer Are You
You Are Vixen Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about. Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa. Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty! Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

My Choice
today I realize there have been no more tears falling from my eyes the skies are grey as rain falls all day to me they seem a midsummers blue I know now things i must do carving the pain off the bone I think of you as I choose to remain alone so many things i will miss a gentile loving touch a sweet tender kiss i am sure in time someone may want a chance I will turn away even from a dance

The Man After The Unwanted Sex. (part 2)
I literally ran into him after running away from hairy man.... and he picked me up - smiled at me and took me to a local cafe to calm me down and talk - we talked for hours - just sipping drinks - smiling - and talking - I havnt felt so adored and so safe in i dont know how long - but is it all in my mind? was he just being kind? I dont know - he left - i left - we both went our seperate ways without exchanging numbers.

Description #1 Of Ron Price's Blog
My literary activity on the world-wide-web is a personal and quite industrious enterprize. When I can find the time, I am engaged in creating across this global internet a tapestry or a jig-saw puzzle of poetry and prose. At this site, readers will find one of my many journals, diaries or blogs. These various terms are used by various internet sites for a series of posts by one writer/author. The series of posts at this site is one of the many parts of this tapestry of prose and poetry I refer to above. Sometimes the series becomes lengthy and sometimes it remains brief. Like pieces of cloth or pieces of that jig-saw puzzle, the size, the shape and the length remain a bit of a mystery until the story is told, until time takes its course across life’s path. This literary creation, this literary industry, has been created in the early evening of my life, in the last years of my middle age(56-59) and the first years of my late adulthood(60-64), by this retired teacher and lecturer

Gfr
God's Forsaken Radio is one of the fastest growing metal stations on the net. We stream on multiple websites, and are continuing to grow. There are 13 top knotch dj's to fulfill every metal need that play all genres of metal. We have 19 promoters for the station which promote not only on the net but also in their home town looking for local unsigned metal bands that deserve airplay. Our staff takes pride in their work and are committed in helping the station grow. So what are you waiting for come and listen to the best metal station on the net!!!

Dissapointments
When disappointments come one day, And they most certainly will. The way in which I respond to them, Will determine how I feel. If I let myself get discouraged, I’ll feel distraught, sad and alone. But by looking to God and trusting Him, I can face the future’s unknown. Could it be that God is testing me? Or wanting me to confront some sin? Could it be that He is chastening me? So He can cleanse my soul within? I will pray to God and ask Him. Have I somehow slipped from Your will? Guide and direct me to stay on Your path. So Your plans for me I can fulfill. Help me discern where I went astray. For I shouldn’t be feeling so down. Trials should be making me stronger, Not keeping me captive and bound. You tell me to rejoice in my troubles, And trust You for You’ll see me through. I can face all life’s disappointments, If I remember I always have You.

Over And Over
Over and over The actions, thoughts and words that become a permanent part of you are the ones you choose to repeat over and over again. Doing something once will certainly bring some kind of result, and doing it repeatedly will multiply its power many times over. You cannot lift a thousand pounds all at once. Yet you can lift one pound a thousand times. In the repetition of your thoughts and actions, there is great power. Choose to make complete and purposeful use of that power. Add immense leverage to what you do by doing it again and again. Give great strength to your actions by persistently repeating them. Nothing of value is ever accomplished in an instant. No skill is ever fully developed in a single day. Take the time to make the effort over and over again. That time and those efforts will bring great rewards. -- Ralph Marston

Today's List 01/20/2009
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Redneck Vasectomy -brenduh And Tony If They Had Nine Children
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.' The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this? The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they did not want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish. 'Git-R-Done'

Ping Doi Mahr
1 cup Shrimp 1 Cup of diced chicken 2 cups of steamed broccoli 1 cup of sugar snap peas 1/2 cup of cauliflower 1/2 cup of bok choi 1 tbls sugar 1/3 cup of white wine 1/3 cup of clam juice 1/3 cup of soy sauce 1 cup of jasmine rice Take the shrimp and seer in butter and braise in the clam juice toss in the diced chicken and let simmer on low. Dump the juice from the braising into the wok and steam cook the brocoli and peas and bok choi (ad the cauli later or it will over power the dish) when the brocoli is BRIGHT GREEN and the cauli is tender add in the wine, soy and sugar and mix. Let sit and simmer. (Let the jasmine rice cook till fluffy in a rice cooker) Take some of the juice from the wok and laddle it in to a pan and au sec it (high heat until it becomes a film at the bottom) Than splash more white wine in it and use argo and thicken it lightly .. Add it to the wok. What this does is take place what the MSG would do. A thickener allowing the sa

One Of My Favorit Poems
Written In Blood Written in blood sealed with a kiss If you love me you'll answer this Do you love me or do you not You told me once but I forgot So tell me now and tell me true And I'll vow to never lie to you I do believe that god above created you for me to love He picked you out of all the rest Cause he new I'd love you the best Once I had a heart just like you But I gave it away now you are left with two So take good care of it as I have done Now you know you are the chosen one Some say its a sine to fall in love But I never asked them why And if its a sine to fall in love with you I'll sine till I die If I get to heaven and your not there I'll site and Waite upon a golden chair If your not there come judgement day I'll know youve gone the other way Id give the angles back there wings golden harps and other things to prove To you my love is true I'd go to hell to be with you

Leg Wrestling
Xeeepoooo came over last week and we decided to play a few games (clothes on... sheesh!) We videod some of it Did you see how she cheated... 3 TIMES!? And then she TRIED to continue to cheat in this one too Should I continue to play such games with a cheater? :p

Carbon Copy Review
Learn about making REAL MONEY right now Carbon Copy Pro is a relatively new company just launched in the past couple of years. The company is led by Aaron Parkinson and Jay Kubassek, both million dollar income earners. They decided to create a company that would give every person a chance to succeed in the Direct Sales industry. (Carbon Copy Review) The advertising and marketing is certainly eye catching and it illicits the question What Is Carbon Copy Pro? The company has been developed with the more serious entrepreneur or professional in mind. If a person wants to take advantage of this program they must first go through a system of qualification to determine if they are truly serious about building a Top Tier Direct Sales business (Carbon Copy Pro is the "system" that is used to implement the product of a high end direct sales company). Once through the qualification process a prospect is contacted by a successful marketer who has many years of experience. They provi

Co[exist]ence
amidst the bones and dust beneath the cold and stale decay a single glimpse of life remains seeded and sheltered but unable to fully thrive unable to die purgatory entwined in light and rot a pariah in its own right a parasitic existence to its decadent counterpart

The Spotlight Has Auto 11s On And A Happy Hour @ Noon Futime... Luv Her Hard.
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Feb 2 2009
The Maiden Awakens by Karl Lembke In the waxing year, the Goddess awakens. The Maiden aspect awakens first, as winter fades into spring. Imbolc, Candlemas, and Lady Day are names given to this first of the three festivals of the waxing year. Imbolc, literally "in milk", refers to the beginning of lactation in the farm animals, in preparation for the birth of the young. The name Candlemas traces to the practice of blessing the candles for the coming year, making way for the light to come forth. Lady Day is the name given in honor of the Lady, who returns from the underworld, bringing the light and warmth of the newborn Sun. Imbolc is the first of three Awakenings. In the waxing year, there is a festival of Awakening for each of the three aspects of the Lady. Imbolc is the Awakening of the light, when the first signs of new growth begin to appear, and the plans for the new year are laid. Seed catalogs are purchased, and farmers ready to sow their crops when the time comes.

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I'm so glad that I got my income tax money back. The same day I got the money credited into my account I get a post card from my eye doctor letting me know it was time for my check up. Today was the big day, lol. I get there right on time and have to rush through all the paper work, since it'd been 2 years since I'd have my eyes looked at. Thank God they didn't have to give me the dilating eye drops because I had to drive myself there. Anyway, I talked to her about this "twitch" thing I have with my eye and she said my eye was normal, lol. BUT if I ever had pain, redness, or any other part of my face went numb to call her and she'd look at me. Good to know. Time for the grand total of my visit. Ready? [gives you time to brace yourself] My glasses, alone, were $148.00, then I had to pay another $90 for some damn coating on each lens. I don't remember everything else I was charged for, and I'm not going to go get my receipt. But my grand total today was near $400.00.Her

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Ok Well I will say here how I think it is great to have friends you can really talk to here... but dont be mad if it takes me a bit to get back to you I rally do have a life other then fubar.... I am currently in the process of finishing my divorce so that I can up and move from this state to where my heart lays.... for those of you who really know me you know my plans any one else if your interested ask...

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Theres a growing trend here for employees of services such as gas, electricity, water, telephone, etc to address their customers very casually by their first names. Some people find this acceptable but many do not. Mainly older people have found this particularly unacceptable and objectionable. The rationale is to appear "cool" and "trendy", rather than old school. My understanding is that it is more professional to stick to a title + surname basis. Having said that, I wouldn't be particularly offended by someone going to a first name basis so long as they provided a good service. As a professional, I tend to stick to the old school title + surname way of addressing people till I am invited to use their first name. I recently read an article all about this, which has prompted me to write this blog. What is everyone else's view?

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I am getting so sick of lying men. Why do they say they are into me and then after they get sex just up and leave and not call like they say they will? This makes me wonder if I should just give up on it all and stay a single woman the rest of my life. I really wish I could find one man to date and give my all tender loving to, just one man whom I could treat as a king.

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i thought what you did was ok. you had me so confused that i thought that the abuse was normal... you had me accepting it.. told me i was dumb and couldn't find anyone else... you destroyed my self esteem...made me not love myself.. then i finally accepted that fact... but you see i am not dumb just thought you were better, maybe i was dumb and couldn't see the light. but i finally decided to set you free... go abuse someone else. someone who will not know what you are doing to them...

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I always say real life is funny... You hear about the Muslim that started a tv station to show how real nice the Muslim people are, to counter act all the bad news stories? He beheaded his wife yesterday... http://www.buffalonews.com/494/story/578644.html

Click Me! You Know You Want To!
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Recently I have realized some people dont mean was they say. It like I dont matter, My state of mind isnt important, Mostly i am annoyed at drunk people, they should never really call me unless they mean what they say even sober, I hate having false hope, it all doesnt matter....effer I am pissed

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Flaming hair and honey lips words fly from her finger tips a regular voice on fu at night her endless wit puts fools to flight woooo hooo Witchie woman see how her words fly wooo hooo Witchie woman she makes fu men sigh she holds them spell bound in the night dancing fingers , always right crazy laughter in the mummers room she drives the madness and dumb posters to doom wooo hooo Witchie woman she makes fubar fly wooo hooo Witchie woman shes got the moon in her eye well I know you all love her but let me tell you brother its like sleeping in the devils bed and there's some rumors going round that boobs are whats bound to rock her in the nite booby skin turns Red wooo hooo Witchie woman see how her words fly wooo hooo Witchie woman shes got you in her eye

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Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love kettlekorn. 2. I was in a coma for 3 days when I was 12. 3. The only thing that can cheer me up at work are Lolz Cats. 4. My favorite Disney character is Ariel. 5. I cried when my parents sold a dining room table when I was 3. I was upset that they changed stuff on me. 6. I nickname everyone in RL a million things...My kids are still never quite sure what their real names are. 7. I cried for an hour after I saw Untamed Heart 8. I stole the pregnancy test when I thought I was preggo with my son. I was too mortified to buy a test at 18. 9. I'm addicted to sleeping medication. 10. Potato soup gives me gas.

Rates Only~
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Imy Made Me Do It.
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Sittin' on a bench at West Town Mall He sat down in his overalls and asked me You waitin' on a woman I nodded yeah and said how 'bout you He said son since nineteen fifty-two I've been Waitin' on a woman When I picked her up for our first date I told her I'd be there at eight And she came down the stairs at eight-thirty She said I'm sorry that I took so long Didn't like a thing that I tried on But let me tell you son she sure looked pretty Yeah she'll take her time but I don't mind Waitin' on a woman He said the wedding took a year to plan You talk about an anxious man, I was nervous Waitin' on a woman And then he nudged my arm like old men do And said, I'll say this about the honeymoon, it was worth it Waitin' on a woman And I don't guess we've been anywhere blondie gurl: She hasn't made us late I swear Sometimes she does it just 'cause she can do it Boy it's just a fact of life It'll be the same with your young wife Might as well go on and get used to i

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...weird. I woke up suddenly early this morning and I was really horny. I mean, really, really, really horny. I started to rub on my guy in an attempt to wake him up and take care of my issue. He started to moan, and as he was moaning, I heard the sound of a feminine whisper as well. I didn't think much of it, and continued to try to wake him up. He let out a very loud moan, and I clearly heard female vocalizations mixed with the moan, although I couldn't make out any words. It honestly sounded like there was a woman in our bedroom. I was startled, and stopped trying to wake him up and simply laid there and listened. He was just breathing, and at the end of each exhale I heard the sound of a female whisper. The whispers got quieter and quieter and eventually it was just the sound of him snoring. I succeeded in waking him up and fornication commenced. During the act, I opened my eyes and looked at the door. The door had a reddish tint to it, a sort of glow. Puzzled, I

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Standing before your closet trying to decide what to wear, it has been so long since master let you wear what you want for a date. Thinking of all the different things each article brings out in Master makes you’re body feels all tingling. Then you see it and a smile comes across your lips and mischief fills your eyes. Taking the hanger and walking over to your dressing table you begin singing to yourself “I know what want and I want it now”. Walking down the stairs you silently watch Masters face for a response and your confused when all He does is holds your wrap out for you. There is small talk as we drive to the restaurant and have a very nice dinner. You know there are many eye’s on you for that is the effect you wanted. As we leave the restaurant and enter the parking lot of the club. It looks very lively and one of those country western ones knowing that you will be able to test Master as you desire. Master guides you into the lounge and hands your wrap to the coat

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Tommy knew he was taking an awful chance, but if he was ever going to fuck Cheryl, he just had to let her watch him fuck either Miss Parsons or Miss Williams!!! If she could see how much pleasure he gave them with his big pecker, he was that then she would gladly let him put his penis into her cute little box!!! The trick was getting her to join him in Miss Parsons' room after school, if she suspected anything, she wouldn't show up! Then it hit him, why not have Miss Parsons make Cheryl stay after school like she did him last night, then he wouldn't even have to say anything to her at all and she wouldn't suspect a thing!!! He went straight to Miss Parsons and explained his whole plan to her, and much to his delight she heartily agreed! They decided on a little twist, however, while Cheryl would come to Miss Parsons' room, Tommy would go to Miss Williams room and proceed to fuck her. Miss Parsons would make up an excuse and take Cheryl along with her to Miss Williams room, where they w

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you know im older ive been around the block a time or too and one thing that startles me the most is the lack of integrity in people today. come on girls you all know what im sayin, how many times have you heard the same lines over and over again? how many times have you heard those lines and thought this could be a fun, cool person to hang out with for awhile? then you meet, women know right off the bat if they would ever be willing to sleep with a guy but do they know what they are gettin themselves into? ive been there, ive met some really great guys who i would just adore hangin out with and if sex is something we both want than all the better, but then there are the guys who you meet and think damn they are hot, should I? will i ever get the chance again? and then the little devil voice inside your head says o go for it you only live once and lifes way to short not to have a good time. so you sleep with them. one thing i can give advice to a guy about, not all, cause everyone h

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i bought a dvd copy program called ICopyDVDs2 from wallyworld and now i try to copy some of my movies. it tells me i have to dl a DVD43 program fom the net so it can get around the copyright protection that all the dvd have...grrrr wtf, since software isnt returnable ill have to bite the bullet and do a dl of this program. i found the website dvd43 but i want to know if anyone else has done this dl before i do it. or any other recommendations for copying dvd's as you were

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Our bodies in a tangle, Satin skin and candle light, Sweat pours from our bodies, All we have now is this night. Outside a storm is raging, Lightening flashes brightly, I feel your arms around me, Holding me so tightly. Lips meet in fevered passion, I crush skin between my teeth, Feel your length inside me, Begging for release. Capturing this moment, And holding it forever, Flying like a bird, And falling like a feather. Our skin feels like fire, Our bodies are dancing, Our limbs all entangled, Our tongues are romancing. Thunder tears through passion, We gasp as we hit the brink, Then lie side by side, So tired I can't think. Dreams of vivid color, Waking to the dawn, I watch you sleeping soundly, I smile and I yawn. Love was made for passion, Dreams are smoke and fire, The way I feel about you, Can only take me higher. Soaring through the heavens, Your lips upon my skin, We were made for this I think, And I fall asleep again. by: E

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So when is it ok to tell someone you love you don't like what they are doing? My mom and I have some troubles. Then she just bad mouths me. I am getting sick of it. It is why I moved out when I was 17. I usually hold my tongue but now I am getting to the point where I can't take anymore. Any advice?

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Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground, The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties, Your worst enemies were your siblings, Mom was the prettiest girl you knew, Dad was the coolest guy ever, Race issues were who ran the fastest, War was a card game, Wearing a skirt meant you were a princess not a sluut, The only thing that hurt were skinned knees and paper cuts, And the only things that could get broken were your toys, Life was simple and carefree but, All we wanted to do was grow up.

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Restricting Freedoms and Choices As the financial sector continues its tailspin despite efforts to bail out Wall Street, among the few gainers in recent stock trading have been those companies looking for a new “shot in the arm” with government funding from the next administration. With its strident rhetoric toward reestablishing the so called “pro-choice” agenda, the incoming administration has threatened a whole host of policies that would not only reduce restrictions on abortion, but would actually force people who wish to avoid participating in the procedure to support it. As a physician who has delivered over 4,000 babies I am very disturbed by the continued efforts of those on the left to establish absolute rights to abortion. However, even more distressing is the notion that taxpayers should be forced to subsidize life-ending procedures such as abortion and embryonic stem cell research. In addition to the news that those who will benefit from federally-funded stem

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ok folks here it is. On friday mroning at 6am i will be flying out to Honolulu, Hi. Looking like a 12 hour flight all told. I should be able to get online about once a week to update evevyone about what is happening with me and post some pictures. send me a messege if you have any request for pictures. The job i have is that of assistant cook. what it is i have know clue. wish me luck

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The department store is the personification of capitalism. Many people enjoy just wandering through stores and malls to experience the numerous choices. However, they can be a little overwhelming. Dreaming of these places reflects a feeling of having choices or even too many choices. It may also be a reminder that you have not been careful with your money of late. Depending on your status as a potential buyer, being in a mall may reflect your sense of power or competency given the choices you have. If the choices all reflect items you would find in a waking-world store or mall, the items you are most drawn to may be the objects of central meaning in a dream. The salespeople you are bumping into may be significant if they are familiar. Perhaps you feel as though you owe somebody something or someone expects particular actions from you. Are the items that you want missing or available in abundance? This may be a metaphor of the balance, or lack thereof, in facets of your life.

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If you want to be my friend, chat a bit in here and other chat sites, share pics, clean or naughty, cool. If all you're doing is adding me to level up then please move on. I've made alot of cool friends here, some I actually hope to meet someday but I'm personally not a point whore. I've made Fugee with just a few cool pics that I like, some I've ripped and some you MIGHT see when I decide you are worthy to be a friend or family. Most of the points I make are from helping friends by rating and commenting on the pics I feel are worthy of a ten. Trust me there's alot of pics I just won't rate. A few examples just so you don't get heart broken; Any pic with your kids in them. This site is for adults and I really don't want to see your darling 3 yo daughter on your lap. Kind of leads me to believe what kind of parent you are. I also won't go thorugh and rate the 2045 pictures you have of random crap just so you can make your next level, and by the way...easy rates might work for you...but

Justin Time Fo The Shayne O Mac Show Yo!!!
here i go...zoom zoom zoomin around i go.....clowning around just like a rodeo show....bucking and haulering like a drunk little indian..("excuse my language")..carry on.............bin drinking some weed n shmoking shum mushroom...from wat i see is that tha flowers glo bloom ....zit isnt it...where...creepers creeping little crawlers in da hair.......or in my head..just walking around alive stoned cold dead.....just a little wierd.....kind of like amagining fred...are you still there/...just askin not like any one care..one sec!..im zoomin..beat beat beat..around the world i go im zoomin.deep deep.deep.under water i flow .my hearts racing...funky mushrooms bloomin....i think i see pink.....or maybe nsync..yeah right them homos////....only with ass sid ....or how bout marlyn manson...nah he dus druuggs.. yeah no shit wanker.. duhhh!!....i wish i was still chill in cartoon land....talkin to alison.....playing hero game n rock band....busten the head bang....ayy yo dude mang.. i thin

Companies That Endorse Animal Testing
COMPANIES THAT DO TEST ON ANIMALS Frequently Asked Questions Why are these companies included on the ‘Do Test’ list? The following companies manufacture products that ARE tested on animals. Those marked with a  are currently observing a moratorium on (i.e., current suspension of) animal testing. Please encourage them to announce a permanent ban. Listed in parentheses are examples of products manufactured by either the company listed or, if applicable, its parent company. For a complete listing of products manufactured by a company on this list, please visit the company’s Web site or contact the company directly for more information. Companies on this list may manufacture individual lines of products without animal testing (e.g., Clairol claims that its Herbal Essences line is not animal-tested). They have not, however, eliminated animal testing from their entire line of cosmetics and household products. Similarly, companies on this list may make some products, such as

Read Them And Laugh
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling? Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?....HAHA How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?....Really!....LAME! If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials? If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price? If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If a king is gay and marrie

Falling Friendship
Falling Friendship (3/23/09) It seems you find a new friend, And soon after, You kick the old ones to the wind. We have been through thick and thin Good and bad I would have been there until the end. And around she comes, Good bye I go. Tis the end of us At least that’s how it seems. A text every day, that’s how it used to be. And it’s been a week ago today. I guess I am easy to forget. After all, I am not living the life you wish I had. A family, a child, school and all. So far apart, our friendship does fall!

The Killer And The Star - My Heart (demo)
She came in like the wind And took me over. A southern kinda day A wicked sun I fell into her will I'm on the floor now And every time she sang I come undone. It's my heart... heart It's my heart... heart The memories will fade Like ghosts of summer The way she made me feel Can't sleep alone Then I saw her face The sun froze over And every time she sang I come undone It's my heart... heart It's my heart... heart Can you give love Can you give love Can you give love Can you give love Can you give love Can you give love

Mon Ami
Mon Ami, L'amour pour toi est une chanson dans mon couer. Touts les heures il frappe je le sens. Je t'adore plus que le soleil et les etoilles. Je t'adore plus que la lune et le neige. Tu es la raison pour ma heurusement. Pour tu est toi et c'est la raison d toutes les raisons dont j'ai besoin et je veux..

For Our Soldiers!!!!!!
WILL YOU WEAR BLUE??? International Picture of the Year Here are two very touching photos honored this year First Place : * picture goes here of people in a plane, looking out the windows First Place When 2nd Lt. James Cathey's body arrived at the Reno Airport , Marines climbed into the cargo hold of the plane and draped the flag over his casket as passengers watched the family gather on the tarmac. During the arrival of another Marine's casket last year at Denver International Airport , Major Steve Beck described the scene as so powerful: 'See the people in the windows? They sat right there in the plane, watching those Marines. You gotta wonder what's going through their minds, knowing that they're on the plane that brought him home,' he said 'They will remember being on that plane for the rest of their lives. They're going to remember bringing that Marine home. And they should.' Second Place *picture of his wife so sad Second Place The night before

My Worst Fear..
"My Worst Fear" Last night you gave me a kiss You didn't know it, but I was awake when you did You were quiet, you were gonna let me sleep So I just laid there pretending to be You said some things you didn't know I could hear And the words "I love you" never sounded so sincere [Chorus] It's gonna make it hard to tell you that I'm leaving Now that I know just how much you care You finally gave me one good reason not to go But staying here is my worst fear This morning I rolled out of bed Recalling all the sweet things you said This was the day I was gonna hurt you bad Called out your name, but you didn't answer back I searched the house to find out what was wrong Like a ton of bricks, it hit me you were gone [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge] All along I knew that there was something missing And only one thing left to do I had to leave behind this life that we'd been living But the only thing that left was you [Second Chorus] It's gonna make it hard to tell y

Beauty
"Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy." Anne Frank, Diary of a Young Girl, 1952 German Jewish diarist (1929 - 1945) I feel beautiful today! I feel there are times when women should feel as though they themselves rival Helen of troy! Today’s been that kind of day for me. Whatever I wanted today I got, I totally pampered myself: a massage, a pedicure, shopping, the works. And plus some guys at the beach where checking me out, at least I think they were. I was walking up the beach, board under my arm and soaking wet, and a pair of guys walking out on the sand and I’m sure I’m saw them check me out! I know it’s tacky but I love people to notice me! What can I say I’m an attention whore. Anyway if you’re a women and your reading this then I hope you have a way to make yourself beautiful too! Hell, pretty boys too.

In Love
IN LOVE I meet her gaze I help her stand I hold my breath and kiss her hand I see her blush her cheeks red now I smell her hair and kiss her brow It brings me joy to hear her speak I take her hand and kiss her cheek I feel her skin beneath my finger tips I hold her face and kiss her lips Our love's true passions will now begin I caress her form and kiss her skin Our passions flow like summer rain Our love's fulfilled as we kiss again In the afterglow in fond embrace We speak of love and I kiss her face Copyright ©2008 Dale Robert Hunter

Love
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every

Missed Call On Line ~x~ No.11
I know you are not home..... yet somewhere... thinking....wondering.... if.....I am going to share .... something with you.... when I am alone..... you would like this message... I am to leave on your phone... I have often thought.... yet played.... thinking.... wondering....if..... I am going to share......

Is What The Title Says It Is
you know as i sit here and have time to think alot has come across my brain and alot of what ive been thinking isnt very good... I have given up the hope and idea of haveing hardly any friends in this state known as missouri..aka missery...and the nickname is truth.. I live in a crappy lil hick town which tech..i live out side that small lil town known as center...there is absolutely nothing to do out here at all....besides hunting and fishing and this time of the year its not bambi season and fishing spot was destroyed due to the bad major flooding we had last summer so...again nothing to do... So,I get online hoping to find cool friends that don't live to far away to be able to hang out with and enjoy the very short life that we all have..To make plenty of memories and fun times with.... Mission is a complete failure....The people I've attempted to befriend with have either stop speaking to me for whatever reasons or just are full of shit..pardon my french but thats the tru

Y Is It
y is it we can post jokes, auctions, auto 11's, cum join lounges, etc but we dont post bully's when it cums to real life there is a family who is in need of help.. if it was ur lil girl u would want the help..so pretend this is ur lil girl missin n post this.. i posted this as a bully n not one of u have read it...no comment will keep it to myself....

A Few Poems I Wrote...
My dark thoughts......SilenceOnly tearsAs I press the bladeAgainst my pale skin RedThe blood flowsFrom the woundsEchoing my inner pain SatisfactionAs I feel the knifeSlicing into meI only deserve pain Anguish As I realize what I've doneI feel accomplishmentAs I gaze at the marks upon my skin StaresPeople are horrifiedDon't understand whyNeither do I Lord, where are You?If You really do exist,why don't You come out of hiding anddo something about this creature in distress? I am physically weary, I am mentally depressed,I am spiritually defeated.I can't eat, can't sleep.I am like garbage,discarded refuse in the back alley;like yesterday's newspapershuffled around by the wind.I feel like some sort of zombi,some non-entity,some nothing that people,if they acknowledge,would only curse. i often catch myself constantly wondering how you are, sitting alone with my mind set far, reminiscing about your smile, voice and touch...damn this life, i'm missing you too muchi have heard from t

Love It!
leathernroses.com Words echo through these walls Images flash infront of me Blood running hot Heart pounding Nothing can satisfy the urges Feeling the pain I try to cry out Yet blocked from doing so Heat stings my flesh Tears falling down my face The animal within claws Yearns to be free These ropes bind me Leaving me exposed to your gaze What can I do? Moments seem to turn to years Pain becoming pleasure My spirit soaring high Muffled cries for more My submission Becoming eminent Nerves on fire My body begging for release Yet it comes swiftly And powerfully I cry out Tears falling faster Moans turn to sobs Its all over My mind floating to the surface A smile on my face I realize It’s only the beginning.

To Watch An Angel
The winds of thor are blowing cold, but the beauty of an angel could warm the soul. To watch an angel sore in the sky, is truly the greastet beauty to see with your eyes. Because thay are free and true, just like my heart is for you!

How To Treat A Woman
Its a joke. Dont get butt hurt >;-) How to treat a woman 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies

I Sometimes Wonder
I SOME TIMES WONDER WHY THE LORD CAN GIVETH AND TAKETH AWAY. WHY ARE WE GIVEN SUCH BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND WHEN HE TAKES THEM WE HAVE NO SAY. THE LORD IS SUPPOSED TO BE MERCIFUL AND FORGIVING YET HE HURTS US IN SUCH PAINFUL WAYS. SOMETIMES WE HAVE OUR GOOD AND WE ALSO HAVE SOME OF THE WORSE DAYS. BUT EVEN THOUGH THE LORD SHOWS US HE IS ALL POWERFUL AND GRACIOUS IN HIS OWN LITTLE WAY. THE LORD HAS A TIME TO SEE US WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT TILL ITS OUR DAY.

My Naughty Nude Photos
OK GUYS IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP A GIRL OUT, IN RETURN I WILL GIVE YOU PERMENANT ACCESS TO MY NUDE ALBUM. FULL ACCESS TO MY NUDE ALBUM BY EITHER : A BLING PACK OR 1 MILLION FU BUCKS THANK YOU SO MUCH, HOPE TO HEAR FROM ALL YOU GUYS, XOXOXO

Little Squishy Aka Compton's Miracle!lol
So 18 weeks along and Due Sept.20th.We find out if our baby is a boy or girl the day before our anniversary.So excited!Unforturnetly my Hubby deploys once again over seas a few months after.But doesn't mean we aren't taping all the firsts for him.Just going to be a little difficult is all.We have the names picked out as Vivian Diane Kaylynn or Jaxson James Lee.Well I'll keep an update.If you just got a nasty remark for this blog turn yourself around and don't come back.Peace,Sylvia

Hadyn- The Creation
Monday, April 27, 2009 Joy and beauty of ‘The Creation’ link up with Salisbury excellence MUSIC REVIEW Stephen Small, baritone soloist for the Salisbury Singers, sings as Raphael in Haydn’s “The Creation” Saturday night at St. Stephen’s Church. (RICH DUGAS) By Joyce Tamer Telegram & Gazette Reviewer Add a comment WORCESTER — Joseph Haydn penned the inscription “Laus Deo” at the end of each of his many compositions as an indication of his deep religious faith. He also enjoyed nature and possessed a joie de vivre. In his music, particular

The First Step In Recovery...
My daughter and sister were shopping the other night. Apparently,money,fubar and I came up in a conversation. =/ dies. The amount of money I have spent was a great topic. My sister informed my daughter that I was an idiot,which is her way of being loving. :-) Shelby concured as normal. In the car last night Shelby and I are talking about this and I said "yes,I am an idiot,but it's my money and I can spend it when and how I want" You really have to know my daughter. She said "admiting your such an idiot is the first step in recovery,great job mom! You can see what the problem is and fix it from there" She has got to stop reading books!

New Moon Movie Filming Update: Robert Pattinson Thrown
Michael Sheen (who will play Aro in The Twilight Saga: New Moon) was among the to-be Volturi vampires (Dakota Fanning and Jamie Campbell Bower included) to arrive in Vancouver, he was a bit scraggly at the time (see also the many other faces of Michael Sheen here). Now, it appears that he has prepared himself for filming by cleaning up a bit. Lainey Gossip, who always brings us many pictures (check her out for more pictures) of the Twilight cast, reported on the events of the day by providing new photographs of Michael Sheen out and about, with a new look, and some information on the filming process to go along with it. Says she, Today: Edward is hurled in the air, tossed against a wall when he attempts to protect Bella. Am pretty sure in the book his torture consisted of him writhing on the floor in pain. Obviously, visually, the throwing is much more spectacular, requiring much less emphasis on, um, Robert Pattinson’s facial expressions. Every time he was hurting in the first

Plants
Plants Plants are often not a specific item of dream interpretation because most of the time they function simply as background scenery. The exception to this rule is when a particular type of plant is identified in the dream. Plants that are significant are those that have historic importance in literature or your personal experience. For example, you may dream of visiting a friend who is sitting in a thicket of hemlock. Obviously, this plant is significant because of the implications of hemlock and suicide in ancient lore. Other plants that may be significant are those that remind you of a childhood memory, a particular place, or a particular person. In those cases, identifying the relationship of your current circumstances with your memories is important.

If There Is One Thing I Can't Stand It's People Using Children For Their Own Game
If there is one thing, I can't stand is when people have to use kids like pawns in their chess game here, it's pathetic and it shows that they give a damn about nothing but themselves, My girlfriend, Kate, her sister called us crying because the jackass of a boyfriend says she's owes him money to fix his car, funny thing is, he got turned into CPS by his other girlfriend for beating on her kids and yet the mother of his children, Kate's sister is threatening to not let her see the kids, so I looked up the legal aid office in Redding, CA. to help her and I am honestly furious at this SOB for threatening her, she don't deserve that, she has already lost her job because of her and I told her, she needs to fight for custody of them and stay clear of the bastard! He's a prick and anyone that uses kids for their own chess game let alone kills kids should be facing the death penalty and forget this life in prison crap, they don't deserve wasting tax payers money by letting them do life in pri

Club Onyx
I’ve had the opportunity to check out Club Onyx and I must say that I’m very impressed. The first thing that I’d like to mention about the club is the security. Before you can even drive into the parking lot you’re stopped by armed security that checks your glove compartment and trunk for drugs and weapons. So don’t drive to the spot dirty.Once you get past the security in the parking lot you then have to get a pat down before you walk through the door and walk through a metal detector. Security is tight because they had to deal with a lot of shootouts in the parking lot. So forget all the bad press you heard about the spot because they have things under control now.Onyx is huge with a bar and billiards area in the front and the strip club in the back. I walked into the spot around 1am and the house was crunk. I walked into the club area and was caught dead in my tracks as I took the huge club in. They were runnin’ about forty girls deep with a large

Grand Opening Of The Cullen Pack Lounge Check Us Out
We would be happy to have you all as our guests for the Grand opening of the Cullen Pack!! (repost of original by 'Jacob Black `A TWILIGHT ROLEPLAYING PROFILE`' on '2009-05-12 15:09:00')

Dear Coffee Cup Lid Designer Guy ...
As I look at the New Hampshire shaped coffee stain on my workshirt (one of only three I packed for my trip this week), I marvel at your engineering prowess. How can something produce so little liquid when I'm sucking harder than a pneumatic bank tube thingy, yet produce a tsunami of coffee if I just slightly jostle the cup the right way? Well played.

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The 6 Strangest Objects People Were Caught Having Sex With by Daniel Barton #6 The Picnic Table It says something about relations between the UK and America when the Telegraph publishes the headline: "American Caught Having Sex With Picnic Table." Seriously, does it matter where the guy was from? So what if one guy's pursuit of happiness took the form of sticking his schlong inside the umbrella hole of a picnic table. Do not such things transcend borders? After all, isn't this the sort of thing that could happen to anybody? Maybe a girl had been there just moments ago, and rolled away at the last minute. Maybe it was dark. These would all be reasonable suppositions if the story didn't say that the guy boned the picnic table on four separate occasions, and for hours on end. How do we know that? This would be thanks to the neighbor who secretly taped it each time ... also for hours on end. Now, filming it the first time is understandable. You just want to have evidence for

Q&a
What was the main subject of your last telephone conversation?Shop was done fixxing the carExplain in detail exactly what you were doing four hours ago:Research paperExplain what you will be doing in three hours:SleepingHow much money did you spend today?$400 OUCH!Is your favorite television show still on air?NCIS when I get to watch itCould you go out in public looking like you do now?Uhm sure, no one is out there, LOL!Is it a boy or girl to text you last?GirlWill you be up before 7am tomorrow?AlwaysCould you handle a long distance relationship?YesDo you ever turn your cell phone off?I wishHas a boy sat on your bed before?Does my son count?Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?Hahahaha...noDo you like hugs or do you freak when people hug you?I'm a huggy person for certainHave you ever punched a hole in the wall?YupDo you laugh at your own jokes?Some of them.Has anyone told you they missed you lately?NopeIs it harder to be rejected or to reject someone else?Getting rejected bi

For The Rest Of My Life.....
For the rest of my life there are two days that will never again trouble me. The first day is yesterday with all its blunders & tears, its follies & defeats. Yesterday has passed away, beyond my control forever. The other day is tomorrow with its pitfalls & threats, its dangers & mystery. Until the sun rises again, I have no stake in tomorrow, for it is till unborn. ~ Og Mandino, in the Return of the Ragpicker This is so beautiful that I just had to.....

Jail Bait .... Part 2
Driving to undetermined location.... when i get a call Jeff: Hi sorry this is the address you have to go to to pay the bail.....601 5th st. Me; You so owe me Jeff: I know.. I have to go... Me:Ill be there in 20 minutes see you soon... Needless to say I have no idea what it takes to Bail someone out.. I have the beautiful Nakita because she puts me in a good mood, despite the circumstances.... Driving around downtown Calgary... what the hell the address is a large hole that they are currently removing what looks like to be the shell of a building.... Great.... texting Witty, texting Seamus.... asking my good bug Hugh (who i secretly want to fu marry) should i really bail him out.....? Fuck of course ill bail him out but his ass better be sore.... Finally after circling a few block radius i realize my boyfriend is a dolt.... There's the courthouse.... its where I'm suppose to go.... Find a parking spot go to the parking pay station.... fuck its broken ....Ill only be a few minu

Fubar Is Serious Business Apparently....
Okay so I rated this persons page and they returned the rate. Which is good right? Not in this case... They decide to send me a friend request with an order of fan plzzzzz. Now everyone handles Fubar a different way, in their own way. So is their really a Fubar way? As in Add/Fan/Rate or some version of that. Since everyone has their own way of doing the FU as I will put it, Should those who think that you have to Rate/Fan/Add every page you go to is necessary? Some people care about ranking etc... Others don't. Some people care about leveling as soon as possible others don't. As I said above everyone does Fubar in their own way. If you really think about it what is the rush? Is there a big prize once you reach the top level? Some people spend money on Fubar as they have it to spend, others beg for things or are gifted things. I have met some really cool people on FU they know who they are. I do know I help entirely way to many people and little in return. T

Observe And Report
so dood is a mall security guard and he has hot for chick, she gets flashed by flasher and he hunts dood down. this movie was pretty funny, seth rogan is starting to get annoying to me, but this one was still good. it has the best slow motion chase scene with full frontal male nudity, old saggy balls flopping all over. much lol ( o )( o )( o ) 3 bewbs

Quiz I Stole From Kins
The person you have feelings for shows up at your house, what do you say? I'd probably say something totally stupid like welcome to my humble abode or something. Everything happens for a reason? That is what they say.They are always right. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with? Barry. Ya'll dont know him so why am i even telling you.

Theme Song For My Life
So i took this quiz on facebook today...... whats the theme song of your life. i got foo fighters, learning to fly. the explaination seems to fit pretty good. The Lost-Soul-Trying-To-Find-My-Way type. You have been on a path, but don't know where you're going, or where you want to go. "And I'm looking to the sky to save me Looking for a sign of life Looking for something to help me burn out bright" Only you can find the way to go.. so nows the time to find it in your heart what you want and learn to fly without any assistance! the time is now, i know what i want, i know where i want to fly to, and am working on taking those steps to get there now.

Dimmu Borgir - Sorgens Kammer - Del Ii
Minnenes ekko stiller timen Kneblet i tungsinnets lenker faller jeg ifra Ikke lenger vil jeg være boltet fast i vemodighetens anker Men endelig få lengselens slukket - Etter å dra Drakk jeg for meget av livshåpets krus Tok jeg gledens forfengelighet for gitt For min strid mot tomhetens smerte - Denne dødsangstens rus Er det eneste ene igjen - Som er mitt I min ensomhet vet jeg likevel At jeg ikke har noen andre å takke enn meg selv Derfor er jeg rolig når Repet strammer rundt min nakke Stumme viner kan ei gi trøst Menigmann i gravkorets forsamling vil aldri fatte Det landet av fortapelse Jeg egenhendig skapte Denne intense dragning mot dødens portaler (Har jeg som) En vandrende studie i gråtkvalt messe-noir Behersket siden tidens morgen Men noe jeg aldri lot slippe taket - Var sorgen [English translation:] [Chambers Of Sorrow Part II] The echoes of silence sets the hour. Gagged in the chains of "depression", I fall away. No more I will be bolted fast in the anchor of "melancholy

Good Days And Bad
There are about 15 kids who run around outside my back court who do fuck all but constantly scream like Ian Huntly is on their wee heels every single minute of the day. There is a wee boy who lives through the wall and the screamy kids yell up at his window for hours, his name is undecipherable to me but I think it Rizwall, he never answers and I think he is either dead or moved away. I wish someone would tell them - I can’t shout down at them as they are all Asian and I will look like a scary racist. But the poor wee kids take turns screeching ‘Rizwahhhll” every hour until their throats hurt and they give in or their mums come out and take them all up to their beds.They are all as cute as hell, but they never stop screaming and it echoes all the way round the car park and bounces off the circular architecture and the noise is deafening. I want a tea time nap without it sounding like kids are chained to a radiator and screaming for their God Rizwall to come rescue

Dont Fake Yourself To Trap A Woman
You know i cant believe how guys on here can be nothing but snakes. Just taking away a girls heart and then kicking it to the curb because he seen a tit and some ass of another on here. Why cant they be faithful on here? Why hurt someone and use them like that? How would you like if a women did that to you and made you look like an ass to millions? I believe in KARMA and it will come around twice as hard!! This maybe why some men cant hold a freakin relationship!!

My First Blog
Well great goodlie woodlie, my first blog on fubar. I'm new and learning, so bear with me. A little about me, I'm an aspiring graphic artist after leaving the print industry due to collapse of the industry. I love geeking out on computer modifications in my spare time, and, having a few drinks never hurts..

Rumor Control
My ex fuhubby "steviec" steviec@ fubar has took it upon his self to spread rumors about me calling me a bling whore and saying a lot of bad things about me. Just for the record I did not ask for bling. He came to me and always said "what bling u want?" I never ASKED! I didnt block him because he "couldnt afford anymore" hes never said that. I blocked him because he flat out lied to me! then proceeded to insult me and even drug my baby into this saying he was happy I got rapped. He has major issues........beware! and again I DIDN'T ASK FOR BLING!

Care Enough To Tell Me You Let Me Go?
YOU SAY YOU CARE....YOU SAY YOU HAVE FEELINGS....YET YOU ARE UNABLE TO ANSWER ME WHEN THE QUESTIONS ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. IF THIS IS THE END OF US OF OUR RELATIONSHIP OUR FRIENDSHIP WHY CANT YOU JUST TELL ME? WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO SAY THE WORDS? WHY ARE YOU HOLDING ONTO ME IF YOU DONT WANT ME. IF IM NOT WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU NEED WHAT YOU DESIRE WHY KEEP ME AROUND? DO YOU ENJOY KNOWING YOU MAKE ME CRY? DO YOU ENJOY KNOWING YOU HAVE MADE ME MISSERABLE? DO YOU ENJOY KNOWING MY HEART IS BREAKING EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY AS I STAND ASIDE WAITING FOR A RESPONSE FROM YOU. YES SOME OF YOU WILL READ THIS AND SAY IM A FOOL. BUT I SAY IM A WOMAN IN LOVE WITH A MAN WHO DONT KNOW WHAT HE WANTS. A MAN WHO IS EITHER TO SCRAED TO KEEP ME AND YET SCARED TO LET ME GO. I JUST WANT AN ANSWER. FOR MY TEARS CANT FLOW ANYMORE. MY HEART HURTS SO MUCH IT IS MAKING ME SICK. PLEASE ALL I ASK OF YOU IS TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS I HAVE PRESENTED TO YOU!

Still Think Ya Know Me
Here I sit and watch my world come crumbling down - I cry for help, no one's around. Silently screaming as I bang my head against the wall - It seems like no one cares at all. Always an emotion, But how can I explain - How can I explain? Kind of like the scent of a rose, But you can't explain, The same with my pain. Caught up in emotion, Goes over my head - Goes over my head. Sometimes I got to think to myself, Is this life or death, Am I living or am I dead? The clock keeps ticking, But nothing else seems to change - Problems never solved just rearranged. And then I think about all the times that I've had - Some were good, most were bad. I search for personality And I look for things I cannot see. Love and peace flash through my mind, Pain and hate is all I find. Find no hope in nothing new, And I never had a dream come true. Lies and hate and agony - Through my eyes it's all I see. If I'm gonna cry - Will you wipe away my tears? If I’m gonna die - Lord please take away my

Things Girls Don’t Realize
1. guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it’ll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.3. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.Unless they’re goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.8. Guys don’t care how gorgeous you are, if you’re a bitch-- Goodbye.9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did somethin

Michael Jackson Memories Before Your Loss
Never forget when I got to meet Michael Jackson I grew up on Michael Jackson and Bob Marley plus Madonna I wish I could of met Bob Marley but when I just went to go see Michael Jackson in Los Angeles,California with my friends and I damn I was so lucky to up in front of the stage and meet him omg I was so happy I cant believe I gave him a hug before the day of his loss of a good man it's sad that the media was talking shit about him I know he didn't do anything bad to a child except for hanging his own baby over a balcony in Germany that shouldn't of happend but it did we all as people make mistakes in our lives we live a we learn but I'll never forget meeting Michael Jackson and giving my last hug before he had his ticket to heaven I just had tears in my eyes of joy he'll never be forgotten Rest In Peace Michael Jackson

Everyone Will Be Abducted Sometime.
I read alot of websites talking of alien abductions. Some tell stories of evil aliens doing all kinds of things to us poor humans. I do believe in abductions from aliens . Some abductions have happened to me in the past and then there will be my final abduction never to return. Just as all who is reading this storie will be abducted. That is if you choose to believe in a God or angels or yes aliens . To me there almost all the same. Even God would be considered a alien. I do not mean any disrespect to God but compared to me he fits in the class of alien . Some people call spirits spirit guides . Again alien to this world. The bible if you have ever read some of it .Talks of angels that glowed outside of Jesus tomb. They did not have the words we have now back then. Years ago if you would travel by horse and I saw some thing in the sky I may call a spaceship a fiery horse that came down from the heavens. Heavens being somewhere in the universe above. Or perhaps call something coming do

Living
With everything I have lived through, (loosing my 2nd son, fighting to see 1st, divorce and all) it has been very hard for me to wake up every day. I have been trying to find a place to "belong". In my search, I have learned, you may be wanted somewhere, but being wanted isn't what makes one happy. Sure it is nice to know, but if you are being treated badly there in any way, or something, for some reason, you might not be happy still. If you are not happy where you are, even if you are wanted there by another, or others, you need to get out. To stay around, would only be a waste of your time on this earth. So I while I am, "not going to be where I am not wanted", I am also going to, "not going to be anywhere I don't want to be. I have wasted enough of my life living the wrong way in this matter. New changes = new beginings.

The Brown's Fan ... Lol
The Browns Fan A Pittsburgh family of Steelers fans head out one Saturday to do their Christmas Shopping. While in the sports store, the son picksup a Cleveland Browns jersey and says to his older sister, "I'vedecided to become a Browns fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged ! by this and promptly whacks him roundthe head and says, "Go talk with mom." Off goes the little lad with the Cleveland Browns jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?""Yes, son?""I've decided I'm going to be aCleveland Browns fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go see your father." Off he goes with the Cleveland Browns jersey in hand and finds his father."Dad?""Yes, son?""I've decided I'm going to be a Cleveland Browns fan, and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son around the head and says, " No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!

Slightly Confused ....is It Heart Or Head
ok... so here's the deal. I recently met a fellow military man on line. Matter of fact, on here. We have so much in common, that we just "mesh". So, here's the only problem though.... He's married!!! He says that he wants to give her the chance to change, but I guess he just doesn't see it happening. According to him, they fight all the time and can't get along... but he says he thinks its b/c of him being away all the time. It seems it would be the opposite to me. Now, here's the dilemma. After talking for several wks and getting to know each other and so on and so forth, I have developed feeling for him .... a little stronger feelings than what i'm used to getting for someone so quickly. He makes out like he really likes me too. But, it seems to me that I'm just something to pass the time till he can get home to her and fix the happy family. So, should I just say fuck it and not talk to him anymore until he gets his shit straight at home or continue to pursue him knowing that h

They Learn From You
They Learn From You Children are the future of the world today Tomorrow may not come, we can not say Respect comes from love inside ones heart Rebellion & war are tearing us apart We teach our children all we know All they learn over generations flow They watch and see, they listen and learn We guide them to the future that we ourselves yearn We try to teach obedience but we do not obey We try to teach respect even after all we say We tell them to love when we ourselves hate Hatred is killing us~ this can't be our fate Children learn by example and love. They won't walk straight with out that extra shove They'll do as we do; they want to be the same How they grow, only we are to blame Walk with your child, give him your hand Guide him through to love this great land Encourage good thoughts and dreams he believes Because with a good bringing up, his goals he'll achieveBy Vicki S.

Now Hear This (and If You Don't Like It Fuck Off)
So I log into facebook earlier today to a message asking me to im a friend of mine ASAP... Said person and I talked for a very brief period of time when I first moved back home but we stopped after a wee bit of drama from both him and his friends doing their early 20something drama...So first I want you to read this conversation and then read what I have to say... I've pretty much had it with people (male & female) informing me of how dumb, crazy, or nieve I am.me: what do you needme: ??JACKASS: whats your dealJACKASS: why are you dating someone that lives 400 miles away?me: Umh, I amJACKASS: how often do you see himme: once every few monthsme: Right around 20 days in the past 9 monthsJACKASS: once every few monthsJACKASS: you saw him 20 days in like 280 daysme: pretty muchJACKASS: omg...do you love himme: yes I do with all my heart.JACKASS: wow... ok nvm then.. sorry 4 buging you...your nuts 4 dating a guy that lives that far awayme: whyme: i'm nuts?JACKASS: ya you are... why date som

Keepin It Real
i just got on here with yall for something to do..... are you really upset i gave you a one or two. then dont put the fuckin picture up for rating if you cant handle the rate. it asked me to rate a pic and i aint gonna be the one to lie and say you look good or i like the pic when i dont. so before you put yourself out there think if you really want to hear the truth or not.. rate me a one a two i dont care as long as you aint lying or taking it personal. thanks for the revengfull one and oh right on for that two.... keep it up, let me knowwassup, but quite crying

Aligning Your Wheels
Some people would ask, ''What do I need to do when I get a wheel alingment''? One you can get different price quotes from other and various shops that does wheel alignments and figure which ones won't charge you more than what you want to pay or is needed to be payed. Replace your tie rods, ball joints and swaybar bushings. All of these can and will cause problems down the road such as... getting another wheel alignment if they are not replaced, every little thing on your car can cause problems one way or another. Such companies won't tell you this cause either they don't know that these problems exist, or they don't WANT you to know that these problems exist. These parts wear out badly and can cost you money down the line when it could of been avoided from the get-go. Having all this done can also save you gas. Also; getting taller tires can increase your gas milage.

Fluids Coming Out Of Holes They Really Shouldn't Be
Ok, so let me explain. I was eating dinner with my Mom earlier, and she was looking at some magazine and saw these plush dogs that look real and "breathe". Well, she made a comment about the fact that our dogs would probably rip it to shreds, just as I took a drink of my juice. Needless to say, I tried my hardest not to laugh but it was too late. So what did I do? I covered my mouth so as to not spit fruit punch all over the table, only instead to have it come out of my nose. If you have never experienced something coming out of your nose before, let me tell you that it is not pleasant. My Mom of course started to laugh, as was I, simply because I know it must look funny to see it happen. I am still clearing fruit punch out of my nasal passages as I write this. Only positive thing is that it was not soda, that stings way more than juice.

~s1lkéÑélÐêr™...taterbaby's Romeo's Pictures
I'm a huge fan of photography and very impressed by several pictures by ~S1lkéÑélÐêr™...Taterbaby's Romeo. I'm putting some of the links here for my own reference and to share them with friends.

Monograph 9 Is Encoraging To Moderate Cigar Smokers
Monograph 9 is encoraging for cigar smoking in moderation Category: News and Politics By the end of the 19th century, physicians began recording an increase in the incidence of bronchogenic (lung) cancer cases. By 1900 lung cancer became the most common organ cancer in men. A landmark paper by Adler in 1912 implicated tobacco use in these cancers, although researchers at various hospitals began suspecting tobacco as a carcinogen as early as 1900. Thousands of articles on the relationship of various tobacco products to heart disease, respiratory disease, and cancer have been published since Adler. Most of these articles have focused on the outcome of cigarette use and lung cancer. By comparison, cigar use and its relationship to disease has only been documented by little over a 100 comprehensive research studies. These various articles fail to differentiate between processed tobacco as opposed to fermented leaf, or machine made vs. hand made cigars. One can argue differences between

New Word's In Webster's Dictionary
Frenemy, webisode among new words in Webster's There are words such as locavore (one who eats foods grown locally), frenemy (someone who acts like a friend but is really an enemy), waterboarding (an interrogation technique use to induce the sensation of drowning), vlogs (a blog that contains video material) and webisode (a TV show that can be viewed at a website).

I'm So Screwed.....
So other than the 35 days in May that I was losing my mind and begged him not to contact me... We haven't gone more than a week without seeing each other. I can't help it... I love him like I never have loved anyone. I am a better person when he is in my life, whatever the circumstance. I'm not going to let this get too serious too fast though. Although, he is already questioning me if I don't answer or call back. I think that is kind of funny. :) So we will just have to see where this goes..... I won't give up any dates or anything. And I won't let myself get too wrapped up in his world. I have to maintain my own separate life for a while. I can't believe it has been 6 months, 24 days. Yikes....

An Empty House
I OPEN THE DOOR TO AN EMPTY HOUSE FULL OF ALL THE THINGS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SAID, ALL THE THINGS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE, AND FULL OF A LONLINESS THAT HOLDS ME WITHIN THE WALLS. I HAVE ADDED THINGS HERE AND THERE TO MAKE IT FEEL MORE OF HOME AND YET THE EMPTINESS OF WHAT IS NOT FILLS IT TO THE CEILING. WHILE I LIE AWAKE IN A BED FULL OF SHEETS AND PILLOWS STAINED WITH TEARS I STARE AT THE CEILING AND REMEMBER THE DAY THAT THIS HOME BECAME NOTHING MORE THAN A SHELL OF WOOD, BRICK, AND NAILS. WHAT AM I DOING? WHY DO I FEEL STUCK HERE? THERE IS NOTHING MORE LEFT TO SALVAGE BETWEEN THESE WALLS AND YET I FEEL COMPELLED TO STAY COMPELLED TO NOT WALK AWAY. EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL TIES TO NOTHING ANYMORE; WITHIN THE WALLS THERE IS ANGER, HATRED, AND A SCREAMING VOICE. I HAVE LOCKED THE DOORS BEHIND ME AND I KEEP SCREAMING FOR THE WALLS TO TAKE ME AWAY; TAKE THE PAIN, ANGER, AND HATRED FROM ME SO THAT MAYBE I CAN LIVE AGAIN.I HEAR THE VOICES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOORS, THE BANGING FOR

The Agnostic's Prayer By Roger Zelazny
Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.

Language
He speaks flames. An inferno blazes from his mind. The heat so intense it consumes spectators from head to toe. The heat can be felt throughout time. The sea of flames drowns its victims, searing their hearts and minds. This he does without a single word. Only a look. And then, smoke...

Mumm Like Blog
Well I am doing this here..because I kinda got a story/question thingy going on..and I know how people don't have the time to read stories in mumms. LOL. Anyways..I was at the waterpark today with my boys..and was laying out in a chair..when I heard a woman behind my chair talking to her kid. She was saying how her daughter just disgusted her..and how they would be leaving soon. Her daughter says..mommy , what did she do. The mom said.. "your sister just picked up a bandaid in the swimming pool and stuck it in her mouth". Although the thought is gross..I had to laugh also. I was thinking to myself.. its better than a dog turd.. which my oldest put in his mouth when he was 1 1/2. I remember that day oh so well..us walking across the yard..him stooping down to pick something up..and before I could see what it was.it went into his mouth. I opened it up real quick..and about puked. Anyways.. Kinda curious to know..what is the grossest thing you ever put in your mouth? I do not really

That's Me
I'm a professional travel writer and work as a relocation consultant. I help individuals find the best moving quotes for their needs so to avoid being overcharged or wrongly serviced. When these customers get a fair rate through the moving companies I've offered them, they can save significant amount of money and eliminate dealing with rogue movers. I enjoy working with people and my job allows me to continue traveling and writing about new places to live.

Dreams
The Oceans Swell then gleam Maize realist fells the seam Dark clouds weep the eyes Prisms the open see sighs A realm for which no end Occuring when lights bend Living aura when waves die Realist wakens; Dreamers fly

When It Rains
When it Rains Teardrops fall over stained cheeks While your perfectly painted portrait Is thrashed by thought The bold and bitter drops fall harder and harder until the clouds fade away. To weak to cry.

Bored & Wondering
Okies so I have discovered that even after leaving the fu for awhile I returned to find some of the same drama. Oh and even some new stuff. It seems that most people aren't here to make friends anymore they simply want to see how many points they can get. How many blings they can receive and even how high they can rank daily or weekly. With that said why do so many people expect that if they scam people to get them, or play on people's feelings they wont get caught up? Now this isn't directed at anyone I know I have just noticed from the status updates of some of my friends. So I will keep doing what I'm doing. Nothing more nothing less and hopefully I don't find myself hurt by anyone lying to me. I love my Family on fu they are the best thanks guys for being there for me :)

Ironic!!!
I have attempted to try and sort my other profile out. I have sent support 2 messages - no reply. I have sent a message to both Scrapper and BabyJ - no reply. I have been in the support lounge 3 times now and all they are polite and offer advice it is - shite. I find it ironic that it was a customer service mumm that got me here in the first place or this on my profile ... Has it worked???

The Castle
The castle was isolated from the rest of the world for at least six, sometimes as much as eight months out of the year. In winter, heavy snows sealed off the narrow mountain passes. In spring, the roads were either washed out or turned into knee deep pits of mud from the runoff of melting snow and ice. Although the mountains were their most beautiful during autumn, very few people ventured into them for fear of being caught unaware by an early blizzard. Throughout the year, in nearby villages and farms, other, darker reasons to avoid the castle were also whispered about, usually on stormy nights around the fireplace. Only in the summertime did visitors of any sort arrive at the castle, and over the years, especially following the death of the mistress of the castle, the number of visitors each year could generally be counted on one hand. But every summer, for at least a month at a time, the three girls, Eva, Heather and Shelly, came to visit the lord of the castle, their uncle. Th

Go Ahead, Answer If You Dare!
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Just Wamna Give Up
Well today is one of those days I just wanna give up and not vare. I"m sick of feeling like in i'm this by myself. I"m not sure why nobody seems to care how recent events effect me. I have what I hope to be the one great love I'm supposed tospend the rest of my life trying to keep. HE's everything I could want most days and well everything I don't on others. We have an amazing family but he had to leave us for awhile for stupid work and nows when the questions begin. I'm always been sure of our future and out lives together but i"m not so sure now. Can someone that always liked to run around and sleep around really be happy with someone like me? Can the trust and faith that I"ve always had be enough to hld us together while we're apart. I know that somewhere in some ways he would never hurt us but things just aren't right and i"m not sure what to do anymore. well I'm goin on and on about me ad mycraziness so for now i'll say farwell and I hope everyone keeps smiling and and enjo

Mind Boggling
As I walk through this unbeaten path of life, I shall fear nothing. For I know that I am not alone in this struggle to survive. Even though at times it may feel like there is no one around to hear my cries of aggony of pain and suffering. I know deep down in my heart there is atleast one. That will be always there no matter what. For that I must keep on going into the shadows of darkness and evil and get to that light at the end of this path. for there is something greater that is waiting for me there. So, as I sit here for the night. I think to my self. Now what is there out there that awaits me? That will make all this seem so much better. Yet, I still dont know that answer, so I must keep going for that is all i know how to do. Is keep trucking along no matter what. chase down that light at the end of lthis path. So, I can start a new path and may it be with brighter spots to lead me through it.

Untitled.
I know Im just me.An untitled girl .Someone just trying to make it.In this sad, confused world .Im not trying to prove anything .To myself or anyone else.Im just merely existing .In this place of living hells .And no,I dont live .Just for the hell of it .I live because I want to .Otherwise, Id be done with this shit .Now dont get the wrong impression .Im normally happy .But now Im starting to wonder.Would people miss me if I was gone? .Have I made an imprint on people at all? .Am I living my life for a reason? .Or am I exactly like the fall? .Just a dying season?.Come on, I know Im not the only one .Who wonders this sort of stuff .Or am I just a lonely girl .Thinkin of things that are tough.After all, Im just untitled

Lose 10 Pounds In Front Of The Camera.
Photo tip of the day. Make you look thinner.Wow, take a picture and look 10 pounds thinner. Here are the secrets. Many of you have allready noticed that shooting from above with your chest out covers up the not so thin parts. It also makes you look up so your eyes look bigger. There are more ways to slim down in front of the camera. Women never face your body direct to the camera. Turn your body about 45deg angle away form the camera head tilted (either way for women (better to the camera for women) away from the camera for men) and chin down facing the camera. Turning your body away form the camera a little helps hide tummy bulge. Too much and it will be worse though. Head tilt and chin down help hide whats under the chin. Sit or stand up straight, chest out, bend at the belt line do not bow your back. Bad posture pushes out the jelly rolls and makes you look more rounded. Hope this helps some. More comming on this subject soon.

Thoughts From His Mind In My Words
Tonight when I finally opened up,I realized it was long over due.I have been working on this issue,for so long I didn't know what to do. I was scared and wished I shut down.All I could think of is you, and what would you do.Nothing was accomplished,except for tearing your heart into twoI couldn't take the pain away...it was already too late. I knew it was going to be over,and I didn't deserve another chance.What I did was unforgivable,and only with time we will see...If we can embark on a new destiny. when we meet in real life,we will be ending this drawn out mystery...if we were meant to be.or have a friendship that will last an eternity.I love you baby, for what ever it's worth...if anything please believe me This was wrote for Steven

Psychology Course
During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course at the university. "Oh, great," I said. "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in the family." "No, no," he replied. "I don't take abnormal psychology until next semester."

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Eternal Spring
They met in the spring,When nature was at its splendorBirds were singing at their best.Summer commencedThey walked through the heatedTerrain of arguments,Though the heat was offensivethey survived.Then came all consumingAutumn,They set aside all differencesLeting them fall like ailing leaves.Cold winter breezesFlew past.They stood togetherwatching theFalling snow flakesAnd waiting forAn eternal spring. Poem By Tammy C.

A Lounge Is Splitting
This is a Repost for Someone decided to delete it even though it was within reason and definition of boundries. It had nothing to do with bashing, clearly stating that the Join effort of two lounges was going to Split and become one without the other again. But clearly that isn't supposed to be allowed. But here comes the Blog again confirming it. The Dual Ownership Staff Goddess and Incubus are pulling out. They are Taking their Half called DPG and leaving HD. Everyone is tired of the Drama that is contant there so in doing so they have been branded as traitors for leaving. No worries though, They will always have a home in Angelic Demons. If this blog gets deleted they had better send me exact reasoning as to why its deleted, otherwise its abuse of Power for nothing in this is Bashing another like I was told as to why the other was deleted. But it bashed no one, only spoke about a lounge and whom to contact. Until next time. Oh and You can Contact this Person for Verification on

I Love Maranda
i will b moving to my grlfriends house next week damn i cant wait i realy do love her and she loves me to its been along time sence i as loved a meen truly loved im so excited i will be spending the rest of my life with ths girl

Not Always Right | Just Follow The Purple Brick Road
(At the bike rental shop where I work, we usually give customers a map of the area to know the route they’re taking.) Customer: “Which of these routes do we take?” Me: “You’re going to follow the bike path. It’s the purple one on your map.” Customer: “Oh, perfect!” *to her friends* “We just have to look for a purple trail!”

People Are Lazy Stupid Idiots.
Before I begin... If the title offends you... suck it up. The truth hurts. Get used to it. If it wasn't true about YOU, it wouldn't effect YOU. People are idiots. Period. They believe anything! Everything! Whatever!?!? First off, people need to learn to think for themselves. Question what others say! Please! Don't just go along and believe everything everyone tells you. Sadly, most will still go right back on believing everything they hear. Why? Well... the reason they don't want to think for themself is because they are LAZY! Yes! That's it! Not only are people complete idiots, they are lazy idiots. They would rather do a sloppy job that gets the job done temporarily and have to come back to it later rather than just doing the job right the first time! Then! People will just come up with excuses(reasons that do not apply or coverup something) why they can't perform a specified task... and then put junk off to tomorrow... which turns into the next day, and the next day, and the n

Clothes
Clothes The clothes make the man. Clothes are an extension of how we see ourselves. If your clothes are praised or jeered, this may reflect the self-esteem curve you are currently riding. Losing clothes may indicate a feeling of vulnerability. If you don't believe this, strip in the mall and see how assertive you feel. It may also reflect a sexual or exhibitionist fantasy. Acquiring clothes can be a mixed event. Who hasn't gotten a gift of clothing that later became a story of bad fashion lore? However, acquiring clothing for yourself that fits perfectly and makes you feel powerful may herald a positive transition in self-esteem or perception. Sometimes, you may acquire clothing for special purposes or clothes that carry with them magical powers. In this instance, the clothing may represent a search for cosmic providence or protection.

A Lil Fam History On Me And About Me
I am a man who has been hurt in many ways but does not let that stop him in his tracks. I am in touch with my feelings and talk them out to the one i will love. Currently there is noone in that category at the moment so im stuck putting it here in this stupid ass blog. I was not raised by my "family" but by my grandpa rip. when he passed I learned through the abuse. Mental,shrugged that off, Physical, learned what not to be, sexually, learned and found rage. But I thanked the man called my father for he has shown me everything not to be. Thus one day when i have kids,whether or not they are my own or are, i know what not to do.NOONE should of went through what i went through,but im glad i was strong enough to pull through it all. Yes i want kids my own or not. I want to show them the world and help them through lifes struggles.

Hurt Me (lyrics)
Hurt Me :I don't know why you have to go on treating me this wayyou've got me discusted with all these busted little games you playyou want me to back downain't gonna do that now cause i'm not afraidnow i can't stayget out of the wayi'm leaving here todaypush me and i don't like thatfuck that cause i'm gonna fight backlisten to me when i say!You're never gonna hurt me againand ther's no way to take back all those things you didyou'll never hurt me againno matter what you sayi'm gonna get awaythat is the last time that you'll ever put your hands on medon't say that sorrydon't make things harder than they have to beyou can keep your problems and your dramathat shit i don't needall i can say is tha's the way that this has got to bepush me and i don't like thatfuck that cause i'm gonna fight backit doesn't matter what you say!You're never gonna hurt me againand ther's no way to take back all those things you didyou'll never hurt me againno matter what you sayi'm gonna get awayfrom all the

Wish There Was Not Blood On My Heart
Those feelings you had you told me how the heart I heald was your you tricked me into tears you skillfully cut my heart slow enough for me not to feel it till the end I know the cut I know the mark only because long ago i did the same to not one but many hearts this kiss you gave to me I held close to me then to realiseit was so close to my heart it took small bites to feed its desire for revenge a snake in the clear water my vision blinded by the best intent I walk to the edge just to look down to late the fast aproaching ground will give a perfect place to land a damaged soul I will live to sip from the cup of love more or less cautius of the warmer doors that leed to hell

Vampyre Poems
"Awaken to darkness on this place we call Earth, One vampire's bite brings another one's birth. A vampire wakes with blood thirsty needs On the warm rich sensation he feels when he feeds. He stalks in the night like a disatrous beast, And what once was alive will soon be deceased. So when the last bit of sunlight disappears from the sky, You better watch out unless you want to die." -Victoria Boatwright "Take me from this earth an endless night- this, the end of life. From the dark I feel your lips and taste your bloody kiss." -Type O Negative

Fyi
If you're on my friends list, I obviously like you. Having said that, I'm going to add this: If you feel the need to make some alternate account and get your jollies out of bashing me or everyone around you or play the little game of "guess who I am", you are going to find out quickly how cunt-like I can be. :) I've been on here 2 1/2 years and this has gone on A LOT. It's old. It's not funny, cute or amusing anymore. I'm tired of it. If you make it known you are someone I should know, I am not going to care. You are still a fucking idiot. ***in a completely unrelated matter (sort of), since I don't feel like doing separate blogs*** I like my tits. Shocking, right? So I have lots of pics where they are visable. Do I care that you think I'm whorish, skankish or attention seeking? Nope! I know the reasons I take and post pictures. It's the same reason everyone else does it. Have a fabulous day. :)

Thanks For The Star Cart Peacey
from: Peacey Belize subject: this might not work received: 01/8/2010 07:04 pm replied: 01/8/2010 07:35 pm block this member Flag as spam Birth Date: 2/19/1963, Time: 8:36 PM. Country: USA, State or Region: California, Location: La Mesa. Geographic Coordinates 32.46 N, 117.03 W, Time Zone = Pacific Standard, Special Code = Standard Time. GMT Difference = 8:00. House Method is Placidus.BIRTH HOROSCOPE FOR ISKHAIMOS YOUR OUTLOOK:Your Ascendant is Libra.Your charm is your key to the inner circles of beautiful people who exude refinement and dignity. You feel lost when alone. You need excitement in love.ASPECTS (or Angles to Other Planets):Your Ascendant is Squared to Moon.You are unable to project your emotions in a useful posi