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Just Rambling
I have been having problems with my internet since Sunday. They are coming out tomorrow and try and fix the problem. Sorry that I have not been on here that much. It will come up and then go down. They keep calling me and saying that the problem has been fixed. that there was a black out in my area. Thats so funny that my mom lives down the road from me and hers works fine and we are with the same company. So i am going to keep the appt. so it can be fixed. It better be fixed by the time i get home from work. DSl is not that cheap, if i am going to pay for it, i expect it to work. talk to ya'll later.

"a True Friend"
A true friend Lets your spirit soar To the heavens above Waiting patiently Until you return A true friend Cares not how you look Only that you're there Spending time together Just being friends A true friend Shares your laughter When you're amused Simply because He loves your smile A true friend Holds you while you cry Unable to stop the hurt Always providing A shoulder of comfort My life is full of blessing I'm thankful every day Simply because I know I have A true friend

So This Was My Night. . .
I had a really good night; let me explain. For the last few weeks I have been competing in a contest called "Rock Star 101". It is a singing contest at a local bar put on by Rock 101 here in town. To my surprise I have continued in the competition despite a nasty cold that lingered for two of the weeks. Tonight my voice was back to about 87%. Good thing too because we had to sing two songs. I was third in the lineup so the first song I did was "Desperado". I got a really good applause break for singing that early so I was pumped, plus a couple friends of mine showed up to cheer me on which helps. The rest of the 9 sang and we took a break. Then it was back to the singing. I was again third after the break. This time the booze had been flowing in the bar so I decided to do a fast tune; "Talk Dirty to Me". It got the second biggest pop of the night so I was jazzed. My two friends were psyched because they had never heard me sing before. They then made the call to start plying me

.a Lot On My Plate.
So, there's been a lot going on in my life over the past month. I hope it explains why I've been somewhat distant. My grandfather passed away, three of my friends from high school were in a car accident together and they passed, my roomie/best-friend has been going through more hell than anyone should, and I may have cancer. There's more, I'm sure, but those are the things that are really affecting me. My grand-father's name was Sidney Edward Partridge. his main reason for living in his later years was to let those that he loved know just that. I'm so happy to say that the last thing we said to one another, not long before he passed away (a matter of hours), was "I love you." He always wanted me to remember that, while I shared my full name with my father, Kenneth Edward Partridge senior to my Kenneth Edward Partridge junior, that I shared my middle and last name with him as well. This was a fact that I could never forget, as I'll be hard pressed to meet another man like him in m

Please Help!
this contest is very important to stay in the lead b/c she will start deleting people who are behind so please help me keep the lead! let me know if u leave 100 comments ill buy u a gift! thanks ~sarah

Lustful Eyes Part Ii
I move my hand up your inner thigh, higher than higher yet till i hear her moan my name, she arches her back and makes her breasts and nipples. thrust out so hard and firm, nipples as hard as diamonds, wanted to be sucked and chewed which i gladly do, she moans, again and begs me to touch her wetness, i kiss her hard as i slide, a finger easyly into her. tongue against tongue like savages we suck and bite. eachothers mouths, she reaches down and takes my hand and pushes it hard against, her wetness and my fingers disappear into her like a wonderful magic............. .................Part 3 soon...............

When It Gets To Hard
The wind tells me I can't give in. For I have a battle I need to win. The regret is haunting me with fear. Why can't you always be here?? When it gets to hard to sleep at night. Your picture tells me, it'll be alright. The miles between us fade away. As I think I'll be next to you one day. Inside I want to let go of all this. Then I realize how much I would miss. I'm counting on you to hold my hand. Somehow, you make me understand. You give me sense that I can fight. That our relationship won't end tonight. Everytime I call, you pick up the phone. Your voice, shows me that I'm not alone. The whistling wind keeps calling to me. Singing the song that was meant to be. When it gets to hard, pain I don't fight. Tears for you, get me through the night.

Would You Be There?
I remember a lil promise we had made A summer ago when goodbye was said, The promise that you'd be there for me, No matter what happens, wherever we may be. A year later one late summer night, I sit on the windswept beach, in silver moonlight, The ocean waves roar, as my tears silently fall, And wonder if you remember, this promise after all. Would you be there now to lend, Your strong shoulder for a troubled friend? Would you be there to wipe his tears, And tell him to stop missin' you, for your here? Would you be there to hold his hand, And listen as the ocean croons on the sand? Would you be there to give him a kiss, And tell him that being together is bliss? Would you be there to hear him say, Three beautiful words hidden all the way? Would you be there to passionately boast, That he's the person you love the most? He's now a-waitin', by the moonlit shore, Eyes to Heaven, silent tears a-pour, Makin' a wish, to the stars above,

Love
I'll love you when you're dumb, I'll love you when you're smart, I'll love you any way you are, Right from the start I'll love you if you're tall, I'll love you if you're short I'll love you if you're pretty, Or just an ugly dork I'll love you if you're toothless, I'll love you if you're blind, Anything that's wrong with you, To me you'll be just fine My heart is opening up now, Unlike it used to do, I see the pain that's in your heart, And sometimes I feel it too I'll love you tomorrow, I'll love you today, I'll love you forever, And forever always.

Hurts So Good
Ugh, I was such a good girl this morning. I woke at midnight (that was the bad girl part, I keep really weird hours)... after straightening up around here I went to the gym at about 6:30 a.m. Oh, the pain in My abs feels so good, I just hate it when you start working out so often that you don't get that feeling any more. I want it. I like it when it hurts to stretch or laugh from working out so hard.http://youtube.com/watch?v=SubuD0l-SQk

Internet Relationships
Sometimes I wonder why I bother.....as much as I love meeting, chatting, sharing with others...it seems that using this as a medium for that just causes pain. So many misunderstandings, words taken the wrong way, assumptions being made....makes it hard to not just throw this PC away and give up. I keep saying to myself, take a break...yet I continue to log on day by day for my fix, and find that it takes more and more of my soul away. I have thought that to harden my heart would be the answer, brush it off....but I can't, my heart just breaks a little more each time I do, I can't be anything but who I am. I guess that is one of the things learned along life's journey, as hard as it may be to take. So I ask those who take the time to read this, whether a friend already or soon to be, understand that my intentions are good, never to hurt or be cruel, and let me know if I have said something that has caused you pain, so that I might be able to apologize and rectify that situation. M

Joke
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.? She replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets!"

The Autumn Of Our Malcontent
OK, I KNOW autumn doesn't officially start until tomorrow the twenty-third, but I will likely not be around here tomorrow or Monday. I'll miss you. We're really starting to feel it up here . . . I had forgotten today was Minot's annual homecoming parade (for some reason, I don't remember too many -- actually, any -- radio and television ads blathering about it like they've done in previous years), and due to the road construction going on in northern Minot the parade had to be rerouted because it normally starts at Bishop Ryan High School which is currently blocked off from Broadway (or US-83, our main north-south artery through Minot). The parade route was partly redirected up the street which crosses the one we live on. I wondered why some people were setting up lawn chairs next to the bridge at about ten a.m. when I saw the yellow caution tape strung between a NO PARKING sign next to our house and a telephone pole. No problem, even though people driving down our street who note

Shattered Dreams...
I hoped, I prayed, I wished. But nothing came true... I worked hard, I saved up, I stayed positive, But it was not good enough... I dreamed, I planned, I kept at it, But in the end, I failed... I had a dream, I tried to make that dream come true, I worked hard for my dream to come true, I did everything I could, I had many sleepless nights, I had many long days, I had many obstacles, It was like going through a Labyrinth, But there was no end. No finished line, Nothing was twists and turns. I had a dream, I tried to make that dream come true, But my dreams where shattered... "Did you ever feel like maybe you were meant to fail..."

The Wind
Siting alone only one there is the sky so as I sit and sing the, lonely wind carries my song, take my dreams my sorrows and happiness, The city lights flash as i wander in the darkness, searching for what I have lost, hear my cry oh wind of desire, take my dreams my sorrows and happiness The country side is vast and so is the boundries of my bound spirit, it longs for a place to go, somewhere to call home, as it rains I cry out to the sky, take my dreams my sorrows and happiness Scatter to the wind, my joyous thoughts, my courage to live a better life, I give up take me lord, take me to a better place, far from this place I once called home.

Sorry
I know that I am always right, Of that there is no doubt," I said that one day as I put My jeans on inside-out. "The folks who think I am not right Are living in a dream." I said, and then my teeth I brushed With handy first-aide cream. "I never will do wrong,'" I say. "That is no idle boast," As I spread the catsup thick Upon my morning toast. "The rightness of my life is such That it can't be ignored I said then as the orange juice I in my coffee poured. I hurried through the outside door. To work I planned to ride, But I had not my key ring. and I guessed it was inside. "Since it's is such a lovely day, A walk will be a treat," I reasoned very sadly as I trudged on down the street. I pass some laughing people then. My horror grows and grows As I observe that all of them Are pointing at my toes. Filled with wounded pride, I shout. "It happens that I CHOOSE To challenge people's fashion sense By wearing unmatched shoes!" "Besides,

For Our Seniors
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? Just remember,

Angela And Dave's Barbecue
Angela and Dave's Barbecue by Bryce Schafft1 © Angela and Dave bought a small house in suburbia. The home was on a cul-de-sac at the end of a long, heavily treed street. After several years living in a small two bedroom flat, it was great to have some space to sprawl around in, especially the back yard, which was both private and large. Dave splurged on a huge barbecue, vowing to invite the neighbors over as soon as the warmer weather hit. Angela and Dave were swingers and secretly made adult amateur movies, but no one in the new neighborhood knew this. They were always looking to recruit new stars. After a couple of months in the new place, they invited some of the neighbors over for a barbecue and drinks. Next door was Jon Parker and his daughter Marcy. Marcy lived in the basement and owned her own beauty salon. She had long straight dark hair and very small breast. She was a tiny woman by all measurements. Dave loved meeting her in the driveway from time to time, just so he

Angry Wife At The Body Shop
Angry Wife at the Body Shop by George VI © At breakfast, Jim Huff told his wife, Gail that his Lexus had suffered a serious front corner dent the day before while parked at a garage near his office. He had come home late the night before, and he hadn't had a chance to talk to her. Jim asked Gail to take the car to a body shop and get a repair estimate while he took her minivan to work. Gail dropped her kids off at school, took the damaged car to a nearby body shop, and waited for an estimate. The man who did the estimate was also the owner, a forty-ish, dark-haired man named Frank. Frank was very polite to Gail, as he thought that the 32 year-old housewife was very pretty. She had brown eyes, high cheekbones, and a thin upturned nose. She had stylish shoulder-length dark brown hair. She was medium height and her toned, slender figure showed that she worked out. Seeing her in spandex pants and a tee shirt that covered the top third of her butt, his opinion was that her best asse

My Soul Mate
My Soul Mate We met but once as though by chance, we didn't date, or did we dance. We looked into each other's eyes without deception or disguise. A silent message passed between your hungry heart was plainly seen. You saw desire I could not hide, you looked at me and saw inside. How could a glance have said so much, and cause a chill without a touch? What was that chemistry that night, that promised what we felt was right? What satisfaction we'd have missed, If we had not reached out and kissed. I do not know if it was you, or was it I who said, "Let's do." But on that night our souls were bare as surely as our bodies there. Our bodies moved in harmony, I couldn't tell the you from me. And locked in passion as we were, my sense of time began to blur. I must have known you from before, how else could you have reached my core? In life perhaps before this one what had we shared? What had we done? With what I felt, emotions v

Cell Phone Secrets
1. Emergency Numbers. In the US, the emergency number is 911, but do you know that World Wide emergency number is 112? I have not heard of this number before. Dial 112 when you are out of your coverage area will connect you to an existing network, and establish emergency number for you. 2. Saving money on your 411. You can save money on dialing (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411, instead of dialing 411. Your carriers won't disclose this because they can't make money on you. I made a mistake on dialing 411 once, and it had cost me dearly. For four minutes that I was on the phone, it cost $5.95, this included a second of the actual talk time with the operator, and the rest is on hold. 3. Lock up your stolen/lost cell phone. If your cell phone was ever lost or got stolen, you can lock it up to avoid usage or selling it. By key in (*#06#); your phone will show its 15 digit serial numbers (IMEI). Write this numbers down and keep it safe, because this numbers are exclusively for your

The International Rules Of Manhood
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must

Name Means
B : You like people. E : Great in bed N: You like to drink A LOT. T : You're loyal to those you love Z : Always ready....... Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. O: awesome kisser. U : You are really silly. N: You like to drink A LOT. G : You never let people tell you what to do. L : Unbelievably great in bed. Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. D : one in a million. I : Great in bed. A: you like to drink. A: you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. E : Great in bed F : You are dead sexy G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality,looks and a very good kisser I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L : Unbelievably great in bed. M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink A LOT. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Fuckin Crazy.(in a fun way) S : Easy to fal

What I Want...
What I want is...to see my girl licking a nice tight wet little pussy. We need a girl for some fun, someone we can both fuck over and over again. Someone to come over and suck my cock, both of you taking turns till I blow my load all over both of your faces. And then I watch as the two of you go to work on each other's cunts, till I'm recovered enough and have to decide which pussy to shove my dick into. So...who wants in? ;)

Spring Equinox
The Significance of the Spring Equinox by Dr. Linda Savage The Vernal Equinox is a universally recognized astronomical event marking the crossing of the sun over the equator. Both the Northern and Southern hemispheres see the sun rise due east and the sunset due west. Night and day are in perfect balance, each lasting 12 hours. It is heralded worldwide as the beginning of spring and a time of new beginnings. Springtime is the season of renewal, where flowers blossom, all green things grow and people feel the renewal of energy within themselves. In agrarian societies, the spring equinox signaled the time to plant a new cycle of crops. Planting is one of the most universal symbols of this season. It is also the beginning of the light half of the year. In the Greek myth of Demeter and Persephone, it is the time when the beloved daughter is returned to the mother and all of nature rejoices with her, by stimulating growth once again. The Celts celebrated the spring equinox as "Lady

Calzone
1 loaf frozen bread dough, thawed completely (6-8 hours) 1 pkg. (10 oz.) frozen chopped spinach, thawed & drained 1 tsp. Parmesan cheese 2 tbsp. oil Garlic powder Salt & pepper 1 pkg. (8 oz.) shredded Mozzarella cheese 1/2 lb. stick pepperoni (sliced lengthwise at deli) 1/2 lb. boiled ham 1 egg Roll out bread dough (approximately 12" x 12"). Mix and spread on dough: spinach, oil, Parmesan cheese, garlic powder, salt and pepper. Layer on spinach mixture: pepperoni, boiled ham, Mozzarella cheese. Roll lengthwise, place seam down on greased cookie sheet. Brush top with 1 egg mixed with 2 tablespoons water. Rise 15-30 minutes. Make diagonal slashes on top of roll, not cutting through the dough. Bake at 350º F for 40 minutes

Sweetest Goodbye
Sweetest Goodbye ~ Maroon 5 Love This SONG!!!! Where you are seems to be As far as an eternity Outstretched arms open hearts And if it never ends then when do we start? I'll never leave you behind Or treat you unkind I know you understand And with a tear in my eye Give me the sweetest goodbye That I ever did receive Pushing forward and arching back Bring me closer to heart attack Say goodbye and just fly away When you comeback I have some things to say How does it feel to know you never have to be alone When you get home? There must be someplace here that only you and I could go So I can show you how I Dream away everyday Try so hard to disregard The rhythm of the rain that drops And coincides with the beating of my heart I'll never leave you behind Or treat you unkind I know you understand And with a tear in my eye Give me the sweetest goodbye That I ever, ever, ever did receive [x2] How does it feel to know you never have to be alone Whe

I Think My Heart Just Skipped A Beat.
I just found out that mine and ruby's favorite band, Every Time I Die, is going to be playing at an AMAZING VENUE. Keith will be easily attainable there and I will once again bask in the glory of the word of the Lord, Keith Almighty. I may just have to present him with this: Praise be to Keith Almighty:

Bush Homosexual Allegations Resurface In New Book
Bush Homosexual Allegations Resurface In New Book Leola McConnell releases tell-all memoirs Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet Monday, September 24, 2007 Allegations that George W. Bush performed a homosexual act on current U.S. Ambassador to Poland Victor Ashe in the mid-1980's have resurfaced in the tell-all memoirs of the woman who first made the claim. In the year since McConnell made the allegation, she says she has been subjected to constant harassment and death threats. http://www.prisonpl anet.com/ articles/ september2007/ 240907_homosexua l_allegations. htm http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/240907_homosexual_allegations.htm

Asses
Okay So Im totally not understanding something. Why do people think as soon as they get fucking any friends on myspace or shit like that it means they are the shit. NEWSFLASH no it means fuck all in 3 years when myspace and shit is stupid no one will remember what you look like or who you are so dont be a fucking jerk to your real friends, You know who this is to

Dark Secrets Inside Bohemian Grove
Dark Secrets inside Bohemian Grove Description: Alex Jones Presents this Brief Segment of his Powerfull Documentory of the same name, including footage from inside the top secret Hide away which attracts most of the Elitests involved with the NWO, including most of the Presidents America has ever had. The Bohemian Club is not unlike many Secret Societies such as Skull & Bones, Illuminati, Golden Dawn, Freemasons, Knights Templar, Priory of Sion and so many others in that they are all Secret Elitest, OCCULTIST Societies that Practice Splendid, Dramatised and Authentic Rituals that all hold thier roots in ancient History. The Cremation of Care Ritual inwhich you witness parts of an ancient Babylonian Ritual, involving Child Sacrifice (Namely Infants) to a God named Mulloch who they believe manifests itself in the form of an Owl (Aswell as an Oxe). Nowdays (Apparently) the Children sacrificed are only Efigies and not real Children, but the Question still remains what Strictly Ch

Another School
well as usual the military is sending me to another school this on is in indy for two week to learn aboth te Rolls-Royce C250C30R3 engine in the OH58 Delta Kiowa Warrior. well get to see someone special and she know who she is miss you babydoll

Do U Have A Dirty Mind
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Times Of New
Times of new ,fade to past,Party harty ,live but fast day in ,day out.no reason to be,nothing left but hurt thats resides inside me. Emptiness is all i feel,Pain inside ,all left thats real. fade to black ,no intention of coming back. life is hell ,and hell is real ,numbness id pay to feel. horrid awaking ,sleep with no dreams,is something wrong ? or so it seemz. another day another death ,why we must we take a next breath? hurt each another,no reason,no quilt. what kind of world is this we built? values have deminished, thingz keep up , we will all be finished. G.K

Your Love
the day i met you, your eyes were so blue, your smile so sweet, like an angel .... you apeared to me your sweet wordz warmed my soul so fallen for you wouldnt ever let go. dut it didnt take long , before the real you apeared the whole angelic image you had , was startin' to get smeared. your love iz twisted and your love is hate your love is anything but fuckin great your love is lies and your love is pain your love is misery not sure who to blame Trapped in a love cloud, only i waz , never seen it comin'. guess just because. maybe i didnt want to , or maybe i couldnt see all of the thingz , you shouldnt have ever done to me. even though i miss , what i thought we once had i guess itz best ur gone , ur hearts just gone bad. your love iz twisted and your love is hate your love is anything but fuckin great your love is lies and your love is pain your love is misery

September 25, 2007
Your social energy is much stronger today -- maybe stronger than your friends' and coworkers'. It's a great day for building strong connections with people you don't get to see very often but would like to.

Sweet Slumber
Come to me as I breathe your name unfurl your soul and fly this way Watch my passion light up the sky and guide you to my side this night Touch my eyes, softly closed in sleep the heart in my breast that's yours to keep Kiss my lips and hear the words the desire for you from which I burn Glide deeply into my dreaming mind as you curl around me from behind Loose your hands to cup and caress hard, sweet diamonds in softer flesh Feel me stir as dreams match emotion blending fact and fiction into the sweetest potion Turn my sleeping form within your embrace so you can watch the pleasure dance on my face Your hand slipping down to claim moist heat hear my breath quicken, my faster heartbeat Fingers softly opening the protective folds that hides the treasure you love more than gold No fool's gold, this; a worthless, glittering shine but an endless keepsake to discover anew each time Slipping your fingers inside; softest silky heat a jolt of electr

Re: Myspace Censors Anti-war Websites
RE: MySpace Censors Anti-War Websites ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 25 Sep 2007, 06:30 MySpace Censors Anti-War Websites MySpace has been caught in another act of alternative media censorship after it was revealed that bulletin posts containing links to Prison Planet.com were being hijacked and forwarded to MySpace's home page. MySpace has placed Prison Planet on a list of blocked websites supposedly reserved for spam, phishing scams or virus trojans. PLEASE COPY THE URL AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR BROWSER TO READ THE ARTICLE, BECAUSE MYSPACE HAS ENACTED A DELIBERATE CENSORSHIP POLICY TO BLOCK ALL PRISON PLANET MATERIAL. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/250907_myspace_censors.htm

My Cum
She hated me so much she spat out my cum and for a moment we looked at that mess of half-life and saliva on the hardwood floor of her kitchen. she didn't want my protein. didn't want a part of me to be a part of her. It had nothing to do with taste. It had everything to do with hostile sex. Sometime lovers who hated each other, emotional sadomasochism. Being with her tore me like paper. I couldn't spend this life with her, ever. I didn't spend two more weeks with her. But I wouldn't spend the night alone. It felt so good when we hurt together.

How Fukked Up My Day Was....
Ok, to start off my fkn day...i had to get my car to the shop....seemingly easy huh? OH NO, not for me..My lil brother was supposed to follow me up to the shop in the next town. He gets 2 blocks from my house, and HIS car breaks down, so i help him push it 4 blocks back to his house, to get his g/f car. i am on my way, to the next town to drop off my car, and it starts to overheat again.....yay me huh. I have to find some way to get to a court ordered mediation appointment, so my ex, generously offers the use of his truck..(if i dont damage it...keeping in mind this is a truck i drove and took care of for 6 yrs) because he is driving his g/f car and his OTHER truck. But he has to ok it with her......haahaa, no thank you. I would rather ride my bike 20+ miles first.I ended up borrowing my friend shannons truck....which by the way....DAMN it is sweet.....rumbles loud as hell...woot. Any way, we are in this court ordered shit...for custody and visitation....which we are handling fin

Seven Cia Veterans Challenge 9/11 Commission Report
http://www.opednews.com/articles/genera_alan_mil_070922_seven_cia_veterans_c.htm http://digg.com/login Below are two very important emails I have recently received. Please review the information contained and act accordingly. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A 2,000 word article, Seven CIA Veterans Challenge 9/11 Commission Report -- Official Account of 9/11 a "Joke" and a "Cover-up", appeared today on OpEdNews. Link to article. The article details severe criticism of the 9/11 Commission Report by seven CIA veterans and their calls for a new investigation. A brief quote from each of the individuals featured in the article appears below. Please help disseminate this critically important information. Raymond McGovern, former Chairman of the National Intelligence Council and 27-year CIA veteran, "I think at simplest terms, there's a cover-up. The 9/11 Report is a joke." William Christison, former Na

9-24-07
Progress is slow at best today, thanks in large part to unavoidable external slowdowns. If there's any way for you to handle personal business while you wait, you can make the most of the day. ----------------------------------------------------------- I always mix business with pleasure......ha ha ha ha!!! Help out my friends they need help Jennifer is in a contest till Friday, she is down by 1,000 right now. Please go rate her contest photo if you haven't done so already. Leave her as many comments as you can. Also guys lets help my good friend Yugi oh get 4,000 more comments ASAP so he can get win his VIP. Here is his photo link:) Lots of love, Papi

To Brown Eyes
Why are you my beloved? Why do I care so much about you, Yet feel like I know so little? What do you have that draws me to your love, Like a moth to the flame? I feel like I know you not, but I know you. I don’t mull over the visible, But I fall for the credible. I've come to terms, it will never work out. I want it to, I desire it to, But it won't. At least not for this moment in time. Your existence lies far away from my own. But I love you. I see you have possible current terms with someone. But I LOVE you. What do I even have that you could possibly desire? What do I possess, That makes me a door and not a window? But both can be opened, By the touch of a hand. But I LOVE YOU! No! I can't take it! I can't breath. Your love, my love is to strong to bear. At first it was a want, Now it is a passion. I need to quit before I dig myself to deep, To ever get out, Because the only other way out, Is by the help of your loving hand. I need to stop, but

Leaving Fubar
ok so i hace decided that i have enough drama in my real life i dont need bs drama in my online life. i have not met one real person on here and dont belive i will. thanks for all the heartache fubar People!!!!!!!!

Stolen From Cece's Heart
Oh, how I yearn for you, to touch you, to hold you with my hands. Day after day, I dream about you, wanting you close. How much longer must I wait until we can be together? I long to have you inside me, warming me up inside to the very core of my being. This immense desire is for you, my precious..

Spilling My Heart
I’m losing my heart to you and I’ve grown attached to you there’s something I’ve got to say and I know you’re going away but if you ask me to I’ll spend tonight with you I’m losing my heart to you and I’ve grown attached to you there’s something I’ve got to say and I no you’re going away but if you ask me to I’ll fall in love with you and please say that we can still dance and I’ll be able to breathe again and please say that this will not be our last chance and I will be able to breathe again now crying myself to sleep hurts nothing like seeing you leave its time that I told the truth I cannot go on without you and please say that we can still dance and I’ll be able to breathe again and please say that this will not be our last chance and I will be able to breathe again

Guncryst
Hi everyone Guncryst is new to fubar.He doesn't get to get on much lets help him out.I told him fubar is much better then myspace with alot hotter women.Lets show him so ladies please check him out and rate and add please

Re: Supporters Of Ed And Elaine Brown To Remain In Jail
RE: supporters of Ed and Elaine Brown to remain in jail ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: 26 Sep 2007, 06:39 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Shane (Infoseekr)Date: Sep 26, 2007 9:24 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Old Buck Date: Sep 26, 2007 6:14 AM-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- September 26. 2007 7:35AM A federal judge has ordered the last of four recently arrested supporters of Ed and Elaine Brown to remain in jail until his trial. Magistrate James Muirhead said that Jason Gerhard, 22, of Brookhaven, N.Y., had committed a "heinous" act by bringing a high-powered sniper rifle to the Browns' home and that he was a danger to the community. Gerhard, who had enlisted in the Army at the time of his arrest, is charged with conspiring to help the Plainfield tax protesters escape justice and with bringing weapons to their fortified concr

A Kiss
Frightful phrases from haunted lips, Poisonous ink-laced kiss. Tactless tongue walks a thin red line, Lewdly begging any other to entwine. Mouthing sweet and dirty, silent nothings, Calling forth desires long left wanting. Garish gasping from drying lips, Frantic carnal wishes. Weak attempt of a tired tongue, Exhausted by acts presumed morally wrong. Drawing forth flesh to a mouth, Nourishment from pleasure found.

Whats The Deal People?
i dont know what is going on in this damn world anymore...you ever get to the point where you just dont give a fuhk? Well im at that point right now. My bone is this, im tired of people ASSUMing they know me, then when they find that they dont...they run...grown some balls bitches! Come ON...talk about celibesy....LOL. ive met some good people and dumb asses here on the FU-Bar, but nothing to disappointing...just dont know what to think of floks anymore...FUHKEM!

Blood On My Hands
theyve killed our dreams taken our lives never ending despite our cries into a crack we go to hide always letting them decide close your eyes make a stand blood must spill its time again blood on my hands ive saved a few cant save them all i hear them screaming when they try and crawl i hide them here in my room i keep them safe from certain doom ive closed my eyes can barely stand the blood must spill its time again

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good. We always hear "The Rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1.Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 da

Wishing
I lay in bed at night, All the wishes running through my head. Like I wish I had one more chance, Just to spend a day with you. To be able to hold you tight, To kiss you in the morning light. To hold you as the sun would set. Listen to your heart beat next to mine. Lay my head upon your chest, Make a wish upon a shooting star. To feel your lips, As they press upon mine. Making a wish for you to have serenity. To have your life full of all you want. For the love you want into eternity. Wishing for just one more chance, To show you all I want to give. Wishes are dreams, And not reality. Just like the changing seasons of the earth, There is an exact time for everything. My time with you has come and gone. No amount of wishing will return you to me. I will still love you no matter what, That is something that I never have to wish for. Even if you don't want me, I will always be wanting you. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Chicken Can't Fly
Chickens Can't Fly Don't spend major time with minor people. If there are people in your life that continually disappoint you, break promises, stomp on your dreams, too judgmental, have different values and don't have your back during difficult times...that is not a friend. To have a friend, be a friend. Sometimes in life as you grow, your friends will either grow or go. Surround yourself with people who reflect your values, goals, interests and lifestyle. When I think of any of my successes, I am thankful to GOD from whom all blessings flow, and to my family and friends that enrich my life. Over the years my phone book has changed because I changed for the better. At first you think you're going to be alone, but after a while new people show up in your life that makes your life so much sweeter and easier to endure. Remember what your elders used to say, "Birds of a feather flock

Im Tempted By The All The Mrs Military's Out Here
yea i know its almost a scary thought lol. also ive lost 30 pounds all thanks to the semper fit mentality. im feeling & looking great. gotta love that right? oh & life on the east coast is something that i have grown to love despite the lack of shopping my town has. i really miss all my friends on here & i'll be back online soon. im just swamped with work & school & the stuff i help do with the uso that im usually in bed early. lol. but i still love you guys & i miss you so send me a private note & i'll give you my new cell number. well guys i better get going cuz im falling asleep lol. love you guys lots!

September 27, 2007
Dear Mr. President - Pink Dear Mr. President, Come take a walk with me Let's pretend we're just two people and you're not better than me I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street? Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep? What do you feel when you look in the mirror? Are you proud? How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high? Can you even look me in the eye? And tell me why? Dear Mr. President, were you a lonely boy? are you a lonely boy? How can you say, no child is left behind? We're not dumb and we're not blind They're all sitting in your cells when you pay the road to hell What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away? What kind of father might hate his own daugther if she were gay? I can only imagine what the first lady has to say You've c

Upon Black Satin
Black stain sheets beneath my skin as I lie there awaiting for the passion to begin Your eyes gleam with heated fire and your body burns with a flaming desire Your fingers slowly caress my face down my neck, alongside my breast they trace A touch to my lips with the tip of your tongue this seduction my dear has just now begun Pressing your manhood against me so holding me close never wanting to let go Your mouth takes mine with feverent need devouring me with all your lustful greed Moving away from the warmth of my kiss as you continue to those parts you have lovingly missed Candles burning along the wall as the scent of magic comes to call My beauty is captured by the gleaming light and my body reacts with pulsating delight You kiss my breast, my stomach, my thigh I know the need inside you is rising high Your tongue brushes across my heat longing to taste the fruit & juice I've added within this treat Your heart beats faster and the moaning starts your flesh

Hahahaha! Lame!
One of the guys that works the floor just came in and wandered over to give me a hug and a kiss on the head like he does every morning. Today he goes, "Hey Sexy Mommy." LOL. Lamest thing I ever heard but it made me giggle. Not much has today.

Saddam Offered Exile, But Neo-cons Unleashed Carnage Anyway
Saddam Offered Exile, But Neo-Cons Unleashed Carnage Anyway ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 27 Sep 2007, 15:19 Saddam Offered Exile, But Neo-Cons Unleashed Carnage Anyway Neo-Cons could have saved a trillion dollars, spared over a million lives and prevented tens of thousands of dead and injured U.S. soldiers but decided to unleash carnage anyway, after it was revealed last night that Saddam Hussein offered to step down and go into exile one month before the invasion of Iraq. PLEASE COPY THE URL AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR BROWSER TO READ THE ARTICLE, BECAUSE MYSPACE HAS ENACTED A DELIBERATE CENSORSHIP POLICY TO BLOCK ALL PRISON PLANET MATERIAL. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/270907_offered_exile.htm

I Believe
I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had b

Life Is A Gift!!
Today I got one of those calls u know u don't wanna get EARLY in the morning!! My Brother ALMOST lost his life today, and it really made me think just how empty my life would be without this MAN. I have a wonderful support system with my family her e on FUBAR. Thank you to every single one of u. There is one specail someone who helped me remain calm thru the whole process (he knows who he is). Look around u, and realize life is a precious gift, and it can be taken from u at any time. hold the ones you love very close, and never let your last words be bitter.

My Woman
Now here we are Together, all alone Resting in the back of my car Bodies next to one another I finally feel at home And then I look into your eyes Trace the runnels of your lips I feel the passion that resides Feel my heart begin to pound As you plant a kiss at my fingertips We move closer, as close as two can be Then begin to whisper sweet songs Words just between you and me Beyond the comprehension of others In my heart where it shall forever belong Our breaths grow deep Souls begging, yearning for more The windows tainted with our heat Feel the sensations rise As our bodies begin to explore my hands exploring everywhere as always Your sweet, sweet caress That leaves me in a daze I feel your hands run up my dress My eyes sparkle Vision now glazed Bodies moving so fast And I can’t seem to comprehend A moment in time that will forever last Swirling, touching, together, strong sensations rise Heaven’s here with you, my godsend Crashing down, down so heavy

Ghosts,demons And Poltergeists.
Ok, I have to ask.... Who reading this, believes in ghosts, demons and poltergeists? This video was left for me on my facebook page. Kinda freaked me out, but hey... I'm a big sissy... :p cause sissy's are cool! lmfao.. just kidding, but seriously, I know these types of things can be edited and stuff. What I want to know is, what do you think? Share this with other people. And let me know. I'm kinda curious as to everyone's opinion.

Enough !
Why do I bother. What is there to gain. I like having friends and being around people. Ever feel like its not enough. NO matter how hard you try, your best isn`t enough. I am tired and old. I want the people around me happy. Yeah I like my life,sometimes its not enough. Laughing makes me happy, and yes i do cry. When I get down, I pick myself back up. Why because thats all I know to do. Tell me just this one thing! Am I the only one thats does get ENOUGH.

Where Is My Path?
I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me and I walk alone I walk this empty street On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til then I walk alone Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the border line Of the edge and where I walk alone Read between the lines What's fucked up and everything's alright Check my vital signs To know I'm still alive and I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk alone I walk a... My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me 'Til

Has It Come To This?
Has it really come to this on lostcherry/cherrytap/fubar...I mean I shouldnt be suprised...this site is about competition...its about getting noticed...look at me...look at me...and I am just as guilty as everyone else...I like to be noticed. Not going to lie but I have got to draw the line at begging for people to buy me Blasts/VIP/and Happy Hour. This is just ridiculous. Now I am not saying that guys dont do it but mostly it is women. And you know what...if I had to lay blame it is the guys fault...I am just as guilty in this too...we all wanna see the girls naked pics...so the girls say hey...if you wanna see my shiznit you gotta pay up...still I say this is ridiculous...is it anything worse than prostitution? I say no...you decide...would love to hear what you have to say...

Reason Behind My Pictures...
Well, most of my pics are gone because the phone I took them on was lost and they retracked everything that was taken on the phone and delete everything which meant my pictures too. So I'll have to either get me a cam or just wait until I get pictures and then scan them on here. I know it sucks but I'll get some of them back soon hopefully.

Hundreds Of Thousands Of Veterans To Lose Their Right To Bear Arms.
Hundreds of thousands of veterans to lose their right to bear arms. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-434242742@craigslist.org Date: 2007-09-28, 1:25AM EDT September 27, 2007 - Thursday Hundreds of thousands of veterans to lose their right to bear arms. Hundreds of thousands of veterans -- from Vietnam through Operation Iraqi Freedom -- are at risk of being banned from buying firearms if legislation that is pending in Congress gets enacted. How? The Veterans Disarmament Act -- which has already passed the House -- would place any veteran who has ever been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) on the federal gun ban list. This is exactly what President Bill Clinton did over seven years ago when his administration illegitimately added some 83,000 veterans into the National Criminal Information System (NICS system) -- prohibiting them from purchasing firearms, simply because of afflict

5 Even So, The Tongue Is A Little Member
from my friend cecil jacob 5 EVEN SO ,THE TONGUE IS A LITTLE MEMBER,AND BOASTETH GREAT THINGS , BEHOLD, HOW GREAT A MATTTER A LITTLE FIRE KINDLETH 6AND THE TONGUE IS A FIRE , A WORLD OF INIQUITY ,SO IS THE TONGUE AMONG OUR MEMBERS, THAT IT DEFILETH THE WHOLE BODY, AND SETTETH ON FIRE THE COURSE OF NATURE, AND IT IS SET ON FIRE OF HELL 7 FOR EVERY KIND OF BEASTS ,AND OF BIRDS AND OF SERPENTS AND OF THINGS IN THE SEA, IS TAMED AND HATH BEEN TAMED OF MANKIND 8 BUT THE TONGUE NO MAN CAN TAME , IT IS AN UNRULY EVIL, FULL OF DEALY POISON 9THEREWITH BLESS WE GOD ,EVEN THE FATHER AND THEREWITH CURSE WE MEN WHICH ARE MADE AFTER THE SIMILITUDEOF GOD 6 OUT OF THE SAME MOUTH PROCEEDETH BLESSING AND CURSING ,MY BRETHREN , THESETHINGS OUGHT NOT SO TO BE GOSSIP, BACKBITING , RIDICULE ALL ARE NEGATIVE SPEAKING, WHICH WE HAVE ALL BEEN PART OF , THESE THINGS TEAR DOWN THE THINGS OF GOD , AND THE CHILDREN OF GOD , WE NEED TO BE MORE POSITIVE AND FOCUS ON THE GOOD IN EACH O

7 Kinds Of Sex...
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: *Smurf Sex* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: *Kitchen Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: *Bedroom Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: *Hallway Sex* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: *Religious Sex* This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called *Courtroom Sex* Th

Transvestite Hobbit Offer
This was fucked up; not until the end did i realize this hooker was in fact a She Male. ->Psychowolf...: The Hobbit i have shown you, has been prostituted by the Dark Lord. She is now Mine, and must be Purified. Give her to me, and i Will give you my Cock, Precious mike: do u want to ride my hobbit ->Psychowolf...: Gandalf will give you his Magical Wang ->Psychowolf...: How did yo know the Name of my PENIS? mike: ur will ride my cock if i give u back the hobbit , but first give me back the precious ->Psychowolf...: And i will give you the Cock RIng, to rule them all ->Psychowolf...: I Am Gandalf, and ive just put on my robe and wizard hat; But im willing to make a deal. Give me that Hobbit ->Psychowolf...: I want my HOBBIT back ->Psychowolf...: http:... mike: what r u talkin about ->Psychowolf...: for YOU SHALL NOT PASS ->Psychowolf...: You have a Hobbit in your custody, do not ANGER Gandalf ->Psychowolf...: Dont make me put on my Robe and Wizard

Dude Wheres My Car
Ok so the most fucked up thing happened to me this morning. I got a call the other day but i missed it from an 800 # and the dude told me to call him. First thought bill collector though it was odd because how did they get my cell phone number, but i digress said bill collector calls me this morning and informs me that im the owner of a 03 Chevy Impala and im behind 6 months on my payments. The car will be repo'd and i will be sued if i dont turn the car over............Now if you dont know me that well you would say something to the extent of pay your car payment........those of you who know me well would say as i did WHAT FUCKING CAR?!?!? As i proceeded to tell this dense numbnut i do not own a vehicle hell i dont have a fucking license to drive a vehicle and i have never lived in Colorado. He said i could face criminal charges for giving a false address....once again ive never been in Colorado let alone lived there for the past 4 years to have purchased a vehicle. Though it sucks th

Salad Tossers Unite! And No Block Damnit
Of course, from bottom to top as usual. ♥ Br...: well you shouldnt have offered ->Sphere Fre...: sorry hun, but I wouldn't let you near my asshole with a gold fucking tongue ... and i'm fine with my asshole not being licked ... that's what tp is for ♥ Br...: lovely* even ♥ Br...: bye have a loely day ->Sphere Fre...: done ♥ Br...: youre really not bothering me,you can stop talking at anytime ♥ Br...: i have no need to block you ->Sphere Fre...: obviously you are into it, which is why you offered ... aren't you going to block me already, you really are boring and your friend is boring too ♥ Br...: hey i just thought thats what you were into. to eachhis own. ->Sphere Fre...: well, sorry to dissapoint you, but no thanks ... have fun with that ... I'm sure someone will let you lick their seconds ♥ Br...: sure ill lick your asshole since your wife wont ->Sphere Fre...: I have made a choice that is different than yours ... lick my hairy

Affair #2
The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'Not this time!'

What I Want To Say
Today is Friday, Its quite lovly out today... Its not to hot, not to cold out theres a lovly breeze today. I have so much on my mind today its not even funny anymore. See what I don't understand about many people these days is. Why do they gotta be so mean? It feels like no one has a heart anymore.I can honestly say I bet that half the mean people here or in this big world today, Well Hasn't felt any of the pains that many of us have been through or are going through. But I can say this though and really mean it. I wish some of those mean people could go some of the things that hurt us. Well enough about that cuz I could go on and on about that and well I don't want to upset anyone with what I think either. But I will say this though because I know its the truth and I ani't gotta lie nor hide anything like 75% of the world does...Thats because I have nothing to lose anymore. Yeah I know I am not the smartest person in the world nor the cutest either.Yeah I know I am

Sexual Being
sometimes i think it bothers you. how much of a sexual being i am. the way im always touching you or putting your hands where i want you to touch me. ive always been this way. i remember being 5 years old touching myself late at night in bed. i had my first orgasm when i was 10. tonight you gave me the best one of my life. im addicted to the softness of your lips pressed against mine. i get so warm. so wet. so i hold on to you even tighter and hope it never ends. my nails in your back making my mark as i always do with you, your center of body inside of mine. sometimes it really kills me. how much of a sexual being i am. when you're touching me i'm trying to devise a plan to get you to never stop. bite my lips to keep from moaning so loud, cause my kids room is right down the hall. sucking like its a Popsicle with your hand on my head. i love the way you groan or roar the expected surprise at the end. wiggle my tongue ring and anticipate. i love that p

You Didnt See Me
The Words Of A True Biker -- I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers

Missing You...
Sometimes... I need to be silent so that others could hear me... I need to be out of sight so that others could see me... I need to be absent so that others could feel my presence... (",) _dYaNiKa

16 Sections
SECTION 1 - YOU... + Known as: Denise...my friends call me De + Birthday: May 6 + Eye color: hazel...but change colors + Hair Color: auburn...today!!! LOL SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER... + Fallen off the bed?: Yes + Had your heart broken?: Yes + Had a dream come true?: Yes SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY... + Wearing: t-shirt and jama pants + Listening to: nascar + What should you really be doing?: cleaning house SECTION 4 - DO YOU... + Have any piercings: My ears and belly button + Have any tattoos: 3 + Drive: Yes...but badly according to my son SECTION 5 - LAST PERSON YOU... + Hugged: judy + IMed: matt + Talked with on the phone: matt + Text: matt + Kissed: my son + Said I love you to: judy's mom SECTION 6 - PERSONAL... + What do you want to be when you grow up?: do i have to grow up + What comes first in your life?: God + What do you usually think about before you go to bed?: damn it's late SECTION 7- FAVORITES... + Movies: Pretty Woman + Food: anything

50 Questions
1. Are you into anyone? yes 2. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks? well, duh 3. Who was the last friend in your room? ummmmmmmmmmm 4. Miss someone? yep 5. How's your ex doing? Do you care? no don't care 6. Is there someone you want to fight? nah 7. What shirt were you wearing when your last kiss took place? ummmmmm.....none 8. Song playing? none 9. What are you doing tomorrow? church...it's sunday 10. Do you know what sodomy is? Yep.....and it's illegal in mississippi 11. What's annoying you right now? i'm broke 12. Do you want to go back to high school? F**K NO!!!!! 14. What are you doing tonight? sitting home alone again 15. Who did you ride in a car with last? my son 16. Are you tired? a little.... 17. Who will you be with today/tonight? my son 8. What does your last text message in your in box say? so are you gonna call me when you get time 19. What color is the shirt you are wearing? orange 20. What

Thats Whats Up
hey yall whats up hows yall doing well i got this new guestbook i would like if yall sign it i just wanna see how many people veiw my page and thats the eziest way to see and to stay in touch well b ez and keep in touch !!!!

Ballet Lesson
Ballet Lesson by fahqd_up © Marcel Vintier was a very famous ballet teacher. He had turned out more stars than any other ballet instructor. He was world renowned. And he was coming to interview new talent at Betty's dance studio. Betty had been waiting for an opportunity like this all of her life. She had been doing ballet since before she was five. She was now 19 and had many promising years of ballet ahead of her. She prayed every night after she found out. She wanted so badly to be his pick. She would do anything to get Marcel to choose her for his special training. She was also dying of curiosity to find out what it was. He swore all of his students to secrecy. Betty was sure that whatever it was, it was amazing and profound. In preparation for his arrival, Betty doubled her amount of practice time a day. She was working harder than she ever had before. That was a feat in itself because she took up nearly all of her free time with ballet. She hadn't even had time to have a

Bar Curtains
Bar Curtains by Red Room © Our little theatre is a nice cozy little theatre that only sits one hundred people. We have a little service bar that has a serving window to the lobby, for the pleasure of our patrons. I have been the bar's manager for the last several years and I have tried to improve its appearance. The bartenders all now wear black pants and white shirts with a black patterned bow tie. All the liquor is now close to the top shelf, instead of the low cost standard bar brands. The old donated refrigerator has been replaced with a new black model along with a separate wine cooler, the walls have been painted to match the lobby, and there is a black wine rack along the back wall. There is a large forty-two inch high six foot wide and four foot deep wooden cabinet that holds all of our liquor and glasses. It is very visible in its location along the back wall between the wine rack and the refrigerator and it is the next thing that needs to have its look improved. I deci

Barefoot & Pregnant
Barefoot & Pregnant by Patrick Flanagan © I heard the police sirens just moments after I heard the squeaky screen door on my porch open. I wasn't expecting any guests at 2 am on a snowy morning so I figured it was prudent to get out my 9mm Glock and go perforate somebody. The lights of the police cars lit up my living room as I made my way in the dark to the back porch. Walking past a mirror I not only scared the shit out of myself, I also noticed that the only thing I was wearing was the Glock. "There's a guy who's dressed for the occasion!" I just whispered it out loud. I heard a few things moving around on the porch and realized, for sure, that I had company. I stood there for a moment to figure out my best strategy when the doorknob turned tentatively. My right hand came up level with the center of the doorway and my left hand came up on the light switch. I was about to shoot someone and I realized that I really, really, needed to pee. First things first. The

Basic Training For Wives
Basic Training for Wives by latinafmm2 © We'd been sending messages back and forth to each other most of the day. The messages from you were often instruction for me to take care of in our house. The last one I'd received was what you wanted for dinner and what time you wanted it. I almost felt sorry for your soldiers, because of the food they had to eat, and they knew that I brought you hot meals at night, so you didn't have to eat those MRE's. While your dinner was cooking, I took the time to get ready to come meet you, did my hair, a little lip gloss, and the sluttiest outfit I had. I was very horny and wanted to get some tonight. The heels I wore were three inch stilettos, the skirt was short and tight with ties up the sides, the shirt was silky and see through. I put on a black bra underneath the shirt and no panties. After I dished up your dinner, I got into the neighbor's car, her husband was up there at the barracks too, and she was doing the same thing I was doing. W

Beltane Fires
Beltane Fires by sunshine71© We had all been looking forward to the spring celebrations since the weather had seemed to turn to warming again. Jai and I had started drinking at home, just a couple of glasses of mead to help warm us up as the nights were still a little chilly. We arrived a little later than I had hoped, but our friends had already set up another little campfire a little further away from the main bonfire. They had a pan of something warming over it, which was a little like mulled wine only quite a bit stronger. Lomas explained he had put some herbs in that would make the evening flow a lot better. Looking round I could see that the circle dance had started, so I left the guys chatting and went to join in. After twirling and dancing round the fire for what seemed like hours, I decided to sit down for a while and have a drink. I went back to our little campsite, there was only Solmar and Lomas left. All the others were still dancing or at other campsites.

Blindfold Bondage
Blindfold Bondage by Fles © You awaken in darkness, still with that slightly unreal feeling that comes with having drunk a little too much wine the evening before. Gradually, as consciousness returns, you recall the night in snatches. There was a party, a lot of wine, music, dancing. As midnight neared, you went to leave and then... nothing. You stretch and realise that you are immobilised on your back, hands fastened at your sides, ankles bound together. Now you can feel a blindfold tight over your eyes. Wherever you are, it is warm and cushioned. You feel breath against your neck and a voice whispers in your ear, "ah, my beauty awakes." You feel lips on your earlobe and then a gentle nibbling and blowing. "Where am I?" you ask, panicked. "Somewhere safe," the voice replies. It is familiar and unthreatening, somehow comforting, "don't worry, you are only here for pleasure." "But..." "Hush, my sweet, just relax and enjoy yourself." Lips gently kiss your neck, ligh

Puzzle...
Have you ever experienced a time in your life when you felt so empty for no reason? Have you ever felt so down but just can't tell why? Have you ever felt like the world suddenly spins around you and your caught in the middle going nowhere? Weird isn't it? But that's the beauty of being human... It's knowing that there is a promise for each existence and whatever that maybe... It also the reason why we still wake up breathin' each morning... To discover the missing piece of the puzzle that will make our lives complete... (",) _dYaNiKa_

The Rain
The smell of rain overwhelms your senses as the clouds overhead open up with a loud clap of thunder that lingers as a low rumbling. She runs with you, hand in hand, to take shelter under the nearby stand of pine trees. Giggling and breathless she turns to you "Everyone is leaving! Do you think we should go too?" You eye the clouds overhead and, seeing no threat, reassure her that she is safe with you. She moves closer to you for warmth and you wrap your arms around her, enclosing you both in your oversized jacket. Smiling up at you, she leans in and kisses your lips softly, letting them linger against yours. You pull her against you and intensify the kiss, parting your lips to slip your tongue through hers. You can taste the remnants of the champagne you recently shared in her mouth and her responsive tongue tastes you in turn. Your hand finds its way into her long, silky hair and grips firmly as her hand rests against the back of your neck; your other hand reaches lower, cupping he

The Baroness' Seat Of Learning Ch. 08b
The Baroness' Seat of Learning Ch. 08 by mcfbridge © Matilda kept her mouth open until the first man stuck his thing in. As soon as it was in her mouth, the baroness locked her lips around it and began sucking as hard as she could. That awful thing was still thrusting up her behind and she had to finish this as quickly as possible. The dick in her mouth tasted vile, and she tried not to think about where it had just been. Matilda just concentrated on sucking it so it would shoot as soon as possible. With Matilda's mouth working as frantically as it possibly could, it didn't take Otto long. Very shortly he was leaving a huge load in the baroness' mouth. Then he got out of the way to let the next man get to that friendly tongue. The baroness couldn't help noticing the irony of the situation, even with that log of a penis still working in her asshole. Up until now, she had always hated it when the men shot their loads in her mouth. Now, Matilda was trying to get guys to cum in h

The Baroness' Seat Of Learning Ch. 10a
The Baroness' Seat of Learning Ch. 10 by mcfbridge © The last month had been the most difficult for Matilda. It wasn't that the physical humiliation got harder. In all honesty it had let up quite a bit. It was her own feelings that were troubling her. When this first started Matilda hated it, she knew she hated it, and she knew she only endured it because she had no choice. Now, somehow she wanted to please her husband while she was being degraded. After that night with all the girls, the routine had gone back to normal, except for one thing. Matilda would still show up with her brooms inserted and her boobs tied up, she would still spread for inspection, but Frederick would not have her used for rewards. He would have one of the other women servants, or even Lily do it, but not Matilda. That had continued until a week ago. Matilda had gotten very puzzled. Certainly she was happy that she didn't have to suck dicks or have them shoved up her butt any more, but she was also afr

Casino Debt D
Casino Debt by mcfbridge © Janice started to move towards the desk, but then she stopped. She looked over at Tony. Surely, he was joking, he didn't really expect her to do what he had just said. Tony, however, just glared back at her and Janice realized he was, indeed, serious. Janice knew she had no choice, so she climbed carefully onto the large desk. She wasn't exactly sure how to get onto the big round thing. Crawling seemed like the best idea, so she carefully put her first hand on it. Then she lifted the second hand on, but she was shaking so badly, that when it started to spin she almost fell off the desk. Janice took a moment to gather herself, then she finished crawling on the disk. She got her knees centered on it and then lowered her head as she had been told. Janice felt like her ass was pointing straight up into the air. Then came the hard part. Janice couldn't believe she was really doing this, but she reached behind her, grabbed one of her butt cheeks in each hand an

Casino Setup Ch. 07 B
Casino Setup Ch. 07 by mcfbridge © Janice began to shave. As she shaved she had to grab here and push there so she could get to all the hair. To get to the last of it, she actually stuck two fingers directly up Emily so she could hold her open and shave the final hairs. When it was over, she pulled a mirror out of the bag and held it up so Emily could see. Emily looked and there wasn't a hair to be seen. Her vaginal lips were clearly visible with nothing to hide them. Connie could see the mirror too. She could see Emily's private area completely exposed and she knew that she would look the same in a few minutes. Sure enough, Janice picked up her equipment and moved to Connie’s pussy. She poured the last of the water over it and went to work. Soon Tony was looking at two very pretty, completely shaved pussies. He complemented Janice on her work and told her that it was time for him to test those little holes. Tony turned to the two displayed women. "Ladies I need to see how t

Casino Plot Ch. 02 E
Casino Plot Ch. 02 by mcfbridge © With the five women each having had their tits filmed, Tony thanked them for their cooperation and told them that they were free to go. That seemed to snap the ladies out of an almost dazed state. Ruth snapped at Sue Lynn to put her tit away, and then the five completely humiliated women stumbled out the door. After they were gone, the five plotters spent over four hours in Tony's office watching the video of those five women offering up their boobs over and over. When they finally got tired of it, Tony sat back and said that the hardest part was over. Jim nodded and Phil asked what he meant? "The hardest part of getting someone to do something they wouldn't normally do is to get them to take the first step. Once they do that, each subsequent one is a bit easier. Also, now each time we push these women farther, we will have more leverage to push them with." Phil still didn't understand the last part of that. "Okay, look at it this

Casino Plot Ch. 4 F
Casino Plot Ch. 4 by mcfbridge © "Girls, if you want to know what you each have up your twats, I'll tell you." It was Tony talking again. In his hand he was holding a small, metal marble. "Each of these things actually has another small ball inside it. So when they move, they make the most lovely chiming sound. Each of you has about fifteen of these things up inside her, so whenever you walk you will make lovely music." It was true. The women realized that if they so much as moved, soft musical notes could be heard coming from their abdomens. DEAR GOD! "So ladies, if you would like those clamps removed, LISTEN UP!" Well the girls definitely wanted those things off, so their heads snapped up and they waited for Tony to continue. "Now, we all know that you own that million dollar stock. So if the election goes as expected you will have the money to pay me next week. So, with no more penalties I am simply going to give you until next Thursday to bring my money. That wil

Casino Plot Ch. 06 C
Casino Plot Ch. 06 by mcfbridge © With the ladies each enclosed in her seat, Janice then attached two cable's to each chair. One at the top of each cylinder on each side. When all the chairs were hooked up, she went over and pushed a button on the wall. To the women's utter shock, their chairs lifted about a foot off the ground. But that was nothing compared to the surprise they got when Janice pressed the next button. With the push of that button, the bottoms of the four chairs fell away. The ladies screamed as the fell through the cylinders. With their legs draped over the front rail that was left behind when the seat fell away, they couldn't fall far. A moment later, the women came to rest, as their knees locked over the bar and their chins came to rest in the curves in the fronts of their metal cans. Of course their bare bottoms were now hanging down outside the bottoms of the cylinders. The women barely had time to register their new conditions, when Janice pushed anothe

Casino Plot Ch. 06 D
Casino Plot Ch. 06 by mcfbridge © It took a couple more minutes for Janice to get everything ready for round 2. But very shortly, four new guys were naked on the ground and Sue Lynn had four new dicks to suck on. Sadly, the big colonel went back to work, as Janice started the questions for the round. This time it seemed to be even worse on the ladies. Not only were they hanging in the air again, but this time they knew what was coming. After enough questions had been missed, they would all be down on the ground with a stranger's cock inside them. In fact, the first three drops came very quickly, as Gertie was so unnerved she couldn't answer anything. The fourth question was so easy that Gertie actually managed to answer it even in her hysterical state. But her sister quickly missed hers and the ladies dropped again. This time they all stopped with their naked butts only about six feet off the ground. Janice was at the mike again. "Ok gentlemen, now I know we're all enjoyi

Booty Call
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the ____ day of _____, 2007, by _______________, between _________and__________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your

Quick Update:
My buddy is back on nthe ventilator; having some breathing issues... more from not wanting to take a deep breath after having his chest cracked open than from anything else, but they're labeling it pulmonary edema anyway... looks like he'll be staying in Florida for a couple of extra weeks, although he's definitely not seeing the best parts of the state... thanks for all the prayers etc... more later - S

Rest Easy Patt-e...................................
rest easy patt-e................................... ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ....:the: un-circadian rhythm :...{loves vegans} Date: 30 Sep 2007, 20:51 awwwwwwwww............ :(----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ....michelle...(freedom fighter)Date: Sep 30, 2007 11:37 PMSome of you may already know, some may not. Instead of calling each person and re-hashing it over and over,to ward off the rumors, I will post this to let you know what is going on. Patrick( suggah pat) has passed away. It happened on wedsday. He apparently had a stroke in our bathroom. Where I had no idea what was going on, i assumed he had drank too much and put him to bed. In the morning when he did'nt get up for work, I went to check on him. He wasn't breathing. I called an ambulace. That was it. The doctors said that he had a "hemmoragic" stroke, and had been bleeding in his brain.I have heard numerous rumors about how he had died, suicide, drug

Man Rules
The Man RulesÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Symp

What If?
Friends tell you their secrets Friends are meant to share Friends are meant to cheer you up, What happens when they’re not there? Is it hard when you don’t have Someone to lean upon? When you need a friend to care, but they, your friends, have gone? What if you were split Up from your best friend? Do you think you’d care If your friendship ends? Would you slowly drift apart, Go in separate ways? Or would you both grow closer Grow closer day by day? What if your friends started Saying things behind your back? Would you stand and face them, Or would your courage lack? Perhaps it would be safer To let your friendships mend, Push these thoughts behind you, And make the questions end.

Your On My Friend List !!!!!!
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that h

Lewis Carroll
I recently finished Lewis Carroll's Alice in Wonderland, and I'm currently wrapping up Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There. I thoroughly enjoy Carroll's creative word play and use of poetry and riddles in his writing, but I have come to a conclusion regarding his apparent muse: acid. Mr. Carroll was seriously fucked up and it shows like a zit on the Prom Queens forehead during pictures. If you have a little time and wish to forever ponder the fundamental characteristics lost in the transition between child and adulthood, read Carroll. Cory

Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 15:13:08 -0700 (pdt)
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 15:13:08 -0700 (PDT) From: John O'Connor Subject: Superman's Girlfriends: Lois & Lana Superman's Girlfriends: Lois & Lana: Sharing Secrets by Coltrane (John O'Connor) (lesbian celebrity) (1 of 1) Synopsis: While visiting Smallville, Lois Lane-Kent shares some intimate secrets with Lana Lang-Ross. This is a loose followup to "The Erotic Adventures of Lois and Clark: Lois and Cat" in the Lady Slash Comic Archive by an unknown author. Supes, Lois, Lana, the Kents, etc. are all copywritten by DC Comics & Warner Publishing. This has nothing to do with them; it's strictly a product of my own twisted imagination. Sharing Secrets Smallville, Kansas is a typical rural town in the Midwest. Lots of flat tilled land, scattered farms, and a small commerce center. Smallville's most famous son is Pulitzer winning Clark Kent, the son of Jonathan and Martha Kent. It's also the home town of the greatest metahuman on Earth, Superman; however only

Two Or Three? D
Two or Three? by Mild Mannered Author © Bruce interrupted again. "Not worth the effort. That was a trick, I expect, to keep you from chasing after them. The money's long gone." He shrugged. "As well in their hands as Lex's, I suppose. Perhaps better: they'll use it to lie low for a while. They'll be off their guard when I come for them." He rose. "Get some more rest. I'll have Alfred fix you something for later. We're going after the Riddler tonight; be ready to move by eleven." He moved to the door. Tim, shocked, said "But Bruce! What about... I mean, them, and me, and... and the code, and all." Bruce stopped, but didn't turn. Looking at the wall, he spoke, more quietly now. "The work that we do imposes certain stresses on us. We can't do what we do if we're not tightly wound, and our more relentless adversaries couldn't do what they do if they weren't the result of psychological pressures themselves. Occasionally, when we meet, our psyches push against each other just so

A Drop Of Inque B
A Drop of Inque by HungryGuy © The train crossed several steel bridges and stopped briefly at Newark Penn Station to load more long-haul passengers. Then the train continued on its way as Larry finally dozed off to sleep. Being encased in Inque's body was strangely comforting. Larry woke during the night. The train was quiet except for the whine of the steel wheels rolling on steel rails. He tried to move, but Inque was soundly asleep and as stiff as if he were wearing a solid steel bodysuit. "Inque," he whispered. "Inque!" he said more forcefully, evoking a snort from the passenger in the seat behind him. "What?" she whispered in his ear. "Sorry, but I have to pee again." Larry felt a pressure around his cock squeezing its shaft, but its head feeling it open into an air pocket. "What are you doing, Inque?" he asked with a giggle. "I formed a bladder for you to pee," she answered. "But! Won't the water hurt you?" "A little bit of water won't hur

In The Criminal Justice System.... A
In The Criminal Justice System.... by EroticaSeanStyle © Some feedback would be nice here, folks. ESS Serena Southerlyn was replaying the conversation she just had with her now ex-boss, District Attorney Arthur Branch, in her head while she was filling a box with her personal effects from her office. "A decision has already been made?" she had asked. "Yes, a decision has been made. You're fired," Arthur had said. "Are you firing me because I'm a lesbian?" "No, it's not," Arthur replied. "Good," she said, taking a deep breath. "Good." With one last look at the office she had kept while working under Executive Assistant District Attorney John J. "Jack" McCoy, the statuesque blonde turned out the lights and left. Serena was lost. She had been a brilliant legal mind, yet over the past few weeks, Jack and Arthur were turning down her ideas left and right. Maybe this was a good thing, Serena thought. Before she went home to her apartment in Midtown Manhattan, s

At Last B
At Last by vargas111 © No, no, she couldn't let herself think like that. She had always gone out of her way to remain unattractive to men, especially Steve Trevor, with whom she had to work. There was no way to avoid his lust for her as Wonder Woman; she didn't need him hot for Miss Prince, too. The contradictory thoughts flitted in and out of her mind. "You must never give yourself to a man, my child. If you do, all your powers to help others will desert you," Diana could hear her mother, Queen Hypolite, telling her so many years ago. And she'd always been a good girl, too. Oh, sure, she let herself go a few times when some overpowered android cock was pounding her pussy senseless, making her scream in mindless ecstasy as it attempted to orgasm her into submission. And she'd occasionally let the odd trans-genetic plant get its tendrils deep in her twat, tickling her clit as it massaging her breasts, sending shock waves of pleasure through her engorged nipples. 'Damn! I could us

The Erotic Adventures Of Supergirl A
The Erotic Adventures Of Supergirl by Ann Douglas Beads of cold sweat ran down Susan Wienczorkowski's neck as she carefully navigated the long dark and empty warehouse corridor. Clad in lightweight body armor, the newest addition to the Metropolis Special Crimes Unit looked like one of the troopers from Star Wars. Close behind her followed a similarly clad associate. "Wienczorkowski ...west corridor clear." she said into her helmet's comlink. With a nod she motioned for her partner, Sergeant Mike Robinson to cover her as she dashed across the open space. The tall black man swung his high powered rifle left to right as Wienczorkowski surged forward until she flattened against the far wall. An anonymous tip had revealed one of the last Intergang hideaways. The statement that they were about to bolt from their hideaway had sent the strike force racing to Suicide Slums to intercept them before they did. If they could take down this last group

Thanks Bill!!!!!
Last year around this time, my best friend, Bill and I went house shopping. We were both looking to find our own houses . We came upon this great little place which had once been a ski chalet. It was smaller than what either of us were used to, but we both fell in love with it immediately. As we walked into it, there was an immediate sense that this was home! We agreed, that each of us had that feeling. I saw how much he loved it and knew that I had to pass, I mean...it didn't matter if he bought it, because I'd be there all the time anyway, so I could visit it, right? So, we continued on our search for me... Well, a week later, Bill ended up in the hospital and the doctor said that his cancer had spread throughout his lymphatic system, his liver and bone and to his esophagus. We brought him home and things started taking a dive very quickly...The last thing on our minds was buying a house. In his last months,I would take him for rides as often as he was able just t

Haha.yeah Right
This is what my horoscope says for today: You are dancing to your own beat today and loving every minute of it! Now is a great time for you to explore new options and use your positive energy to make a real difference in your own life I wanna see myself dance today.I don't have the energy.But who knows,maybe after my workout,if I actually make it through my workout

Sometimes
Sometimes i feel like i need to run from the pain, Sometimes i feel like noone really cares. Sometimes i wish i were dead, so i can keep my eyes closed. Sometimes i just cant understand why these walls of pain wont come tumbling down so i can be free. Depression has taken over and sometimes i just dont think i can go on. Soemtimes i feel like it just doesnt matter anymore. I am scared that you wont always be there for me, and that you will say goodbye, Sometimes i wish i could just hide forever so i wont have to face the pain and the hurt deep inside of me. Sometimes my heart aches so much it feels like it will explode. Sometimes i wish it would so i wouldnt be able to feel the hurt. Sometimes i wish life werent so hard. But sometimes i just need a hug to remind me that someone cares, and that i have friends who do care. Sometimes i wish i were dead, but maybe it isnt my time to go. Sometimes i just want to run and hide.

Alcohol
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those I know for a fact do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down wit

Contest 101
OK guys I've gotten alot of questions about my contest and many of you have said this is the 1st contest that you have done and your not sure what to do. First let me say to everyone that joined, thank you. I wanted to have at least 20 people in this contest and I ended up with almost 30! so thank you. The way a contest here on fubar normally works is the person that is holding the contest (me) rips a pic from your pics into a contest folder that is locked until the contest starts. Then when the contest starts the folder is unlocked and you and your friends go crazy rating and commenting your pic. What some do and what I did for everyone who joined was I sent a e-mail via fubar to each and everyone of you with a direct link to your contest pic, to make it easy to give to your friends, post in blogs, mumms, bulletins. whatever so that people can help you and bomb you. Not everyone is as nice as me though so if the person holding the contest doesn't give you the link you can always

Lil About Me
Factor low score high score Gregariousness 58% quiet, reclusive engaging, socially bold Sociability 78% withdrawn, hidden warm, open, inviting Assertiveness 42% timid, gunshy controlling, aggressive Poise 42% uneasy around others socially comfortable Leadership 34% stays in background prefers to lead Provocativeness 46% modest, plays it safe bold, uninhibited, cocky Self-Disclosure 66% private, contained very open and revealing Talkativeness 42% quiet, stealthy, invisible motor mouth, loud Group Attachment 34% loves solitude prefers to be with others Understanding 86% insensitive, schizoid respectful, sympathetic Warmth 86% disinterested in others supportive, helpful Morality 66% break/ignore the rules play by the rules Pleasantness 86% aloof or disagreeable gets along with others Empathy 54% out of tune w/ others in tune with others Cooperation 70% competitive, warlike agreeable, peaceful Sympathy 90% socially inconsiderate socially conscious Tendern

Been Real
sorry these arent one on one and in general to all the ones that take time to read my blogs ...im done with fubar... I gave it some time said id really think it over Im not having fun here anymore and just cant seem to meet people that are real...its all about the game...well I lose because I quit playing... have fun .. toodles

In Honor Of Misery
I have my doubts About being alone I am not alone Dimming light from the candles flame All the company I could ever need Days come and pass Trying to love me Like being stuck with a pin Looking for the warmth Waiting for the end of the rope To burst into flames Smile and sing a song In honor of misery See into my eyes Into the bright twinkle Of a distant starry galaxy Don't get lost in the confusion This soul is covered By an eclipse of the darkest kind Never look down For the fatal fall will tare you in two *My Damned Soul Needs Fire* To warm the cold from my heart

Darfur Genocide
Let us include in our prayers our brothers and sisters in Darfur, South Africa. Almost 400,000 people have died and the number is alarmingly increasing at the moment. Innocent men are killed and women are raped, children are not spared from this brutal genocide. We are still very much lucky compared to them in our lives now. Everything we have is luxury already compared to what they are experiencing. Let us hope this violence will end soon. GOD bless them!

"older" Women (1)
"Older" Women (1)January 5, 2006pdrl.blogspot.com Tonight, I chatted in IM with a beautiful older woman who is very happily married, and has been with her one and only husband these last 33 years. She said she was not interested in being smutty, or flirting but rather wanted to chat regarding sexuality, desire, passion, etc. She took me back in time. Tonight I recalled my first... yes, when I lost my virginity... My next door neighbor was a buxom, beautiful blonde. Yes, she was 2 years older than me... but she was such a flirt. She had wonderful twinkling eyes; a wonderful smile; and was an absolutely beautiful, sweet girl. She was stacked! Oh my goodness how I longed to hold her breasts in my hands, and feel her nipples hard against my palms while I smothered myself in her bosom. She made me horny... hard... and giddy. Yes, giddy. Her Mom noticed my attentions. She did her best to warn me off. Over time, I began an earnest "friendship" with her Mom, in hopes that I wo

Remember This
i dont believe this is possible.. but ok. Body: if your a nice guy.. read this if your a jerk...learn this ladies: this will make you tear up :) fellas: read it, all of it! :) 1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST, and hold her there, just like that and whisper something into her ear. 19-tell her shes beautiful! 20-

Well Alrighty Then
Horoscope for today Travel becomes much more appealing and you may find that you're ready for a big new adventure much sooner than you had expected. It's simple to make the preparations, so go for it as soon as you can! Hmm, I wonder what that means?

Murmurings Of The Irish Lass
They say I've been freed Like a bird from a cage Whose flown to the trees Look up to the skies and you will find me Moving the clouds Rustling the leaves Listen to my song I'm free

A Dream
Richard my love this is for you. I will always keep you in my heart and in my dreams. Rest easy now baby your pain is gone. You are set free my love I will see you in my dreams.He comes to me at night in my dreams. The soft sigh of the bed as he lays behind me and spoons his body round mine once again. A hand reaches out and touches my hair caress my cheek and lingers there for a moment, softly stroking my skin .I nuzzle my face into his cupped hand ,so glad to feel the touch of my man.although he has been gone for a few years , he comes to me from time to time to comfort me and make love to me as only he can.I feel the warmth and wetness gathering in my pussy from just the soft touch of his hands as they move down my body. His hand reaches my breast and he gently takes my nipple and gives it a little squeeze and leans over me to take it into his mouth he sucks me so hard I can barely keep from cumming right then. I reach down to finger myself as he sucks on my tits and presses his coc

This Needs To Go Around The Usa Many Times So
What's wrong with this picture? If you look closely at the picture above, you will note that all the Marines pictured are bowing their heads. That's because they're praying. This incident took place at a recent ceremony honoring the birthday of the corps, and it has the ACLU up in arms. "These are federal employees," says Lucius Traveler, a spokesman for the ACLU , "on federal property and on federal time. For them to pray is clearly an establishment of religion, and we must nip this in the bud immediately." When asked about the ACLU's charges, Colonel Jack Fessender, speaking for the Commandant of the Corps said (cleaned up a bit), "Screw the ACLU." GOD Bless Our Warriors, Send the ACLU to France Please send this to people you know so everyone will know how stupid the ACLU is Getting in trying to remove GOD from everything and every place in America May God Bless America , One Nation Under GOD! What's wrong with the picture? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! GOD BLESS YOU !!!

What Would I Do Without You? ( Angeleyes )
What would I do Without you? How would I live? Where would I go To lay down my head And my worries? Who would listen to My dreams And hopeful ambitions? When would I feel The joys of contentment Of companionship? Of being one With another And with love? What would I do Without you? I would close my eyes, Remember your warmth, You smile, Your passionate way Of tackling life And me... I would close my eyes And remember And wish And long For your touch, Your grace... What would I do Without you? I would relish Our memories And wish you were here...

That's It.... I'm Done!
Well... I sit here looking around at a place called fubar... it is alright and I have made a few friends here but in all honesty it is a waste of time really. Sure I have had fun chatting with a few from here but when I see so many point whores out there asking to point up, for happy hours, blasts, etc it really pisses me off. Is this the only way for them to get the attention they are so obviously in dire need of? I myself on the other hand dont give a rats ass about points and leveling up! I want to meet people that will be friends and that wants to be friends not just use me and others for numbers and stats. Now I am stating here now that I will be here for one more week from right now 1:20am Thurs Oct 4th. So I want to hear from those that want to be friends and that actually does not care about points or leveling. If they can actually convince me to stay then fine but I am so tired of these phony people that it almost makes me sick! I know of a few that I will hear from mos

Ecstasy Sagas Ch. 01
Ecstasy Sagas Ch. 01 by Mirari © Fairies' Breeder The night was warm and clear as Ron walked the empty path of the park. Coming to a bench he sat down under the light on the path. Closing his eyes he was unaware of the small creatures watching him. Slowly they came upon him as he rested. Bussing around him light small orbs of light they circled him. Their numbers grew as more swirled around him growing brighter as more came from the trees surround in the bench where Ron rested. Suddenly his body began to shrink. Opening his eyes he watched in horror as the world around him grew larger and the flying lights grew bigger. Finally realizing what had happen he stood up on the bench. Looking up one of the lights slowly floated down landing on a piece of the bench. Ron strained his eyes to focus on the orb of light standing before him. As it moved forward the light dimmed allowing Ron to see the form of a woman. Her skin was a soft tan peach, her hair a blue green color that sparke

October 4, 2007
People are behaving badly today, but that doesn't mean you need to play along. Just let them say what they think they need to say while you relax and wait for their mood to swing back to pleasant.

Thought This Quite Amusing
A local councilman, well I doubt he's a councilman anymore but who knows with this town; was arrested back in June for DUI...not a big deal, he's been through this before. he was supposed to go to court this month but it was postponed due to a change in lawyers...he switched from a local lawyer to someone from cleveland. Here's the amusing part--according to the news, this councilman, when pulled over by the police, told them that he had kept driving around the block because he saw a 12 pack in the road. I about died laughing.... I sure hope the rest of our city council have a few more brain cells than that one. His court appearance has been moved to some date in November... My opinion on the whole thing--he'll probably get a hefty fine and no time in jail--after all he was part of city council!

Destiny
My daughter Destiny did make me cry last night she made a heart on the fridge with a frame in the middle and the word mom she missed me while i was in the hospital last week and remember its breast cancer awareness month

Missing You
The first time we met, I knew I had a friend. The thing I did not know is that I would want to love you until the very end. Your precious love has turned my life completely around, I feel like I'm walking, but my feet don't seem to touch the ground. Sometimes you seem to be my shinning light guiding me through the long, dark night. As I lie alone in bed thinking of you and I I wonder if you think of me too as one more night slowly drags by. I wish I were there with you, kissing your sweet lips under the pale moon light, and holding you, so very tight. You really are the woman of my dreams and I can't wait to be with you, for the rest of my life. I know our time away seems like an eternity, but I'll wait forever to be in your life. I love you, I need you, I want you, and I will for all my life.

Hehe, Murder...
A tisket a tasket A victim in a casket Play with your victim Watch as he runs Grab the hacksaw Grab the gun! Fear in his eyes Fills me with glee Screaming for mercy Struggling to get free Watch the blood spray Fountaining to the floor Torture the fucker Til he cant take any more Rip off his face Fuck his skull Disembowel him til he's an empty hull Hack up the body Into miniscule pieces Look at the fury My insanity unleashes Bury him in the ground Scatter him through the trees Murder is a fun sport I carry on as I please! Clean up the mess Throw away the soiled clothes Completion of another atrocity And no one ever knows!

Conflicts
Oh the wow’s of the heart that often tears it apart and yet the joys too of knowing you it is Love! Longing crying acing. Sighs whims laughs it is Love! The mellowness felt with just one kiss the warmth of you being close these are sometimes the hearts foes. Free and easy the heart flies its way caring not what people often say knowing the whispers in the air seeing the way others stare but I know it’s Love! LSR 4 October 2007 1636 hours Seni Seviyorum

Few More Hours!
I know I'm so lame blogging yet again about Ryan, but this kid is quite literally the shit. He can make you laugh like nobody's business and i love his dumb dorky ass laugh. :D besides, it's been a few months since I've seen him. Mama's gonna get her party on tonight! Oh and Ruby's coming down for tomorrow's show! w00t! YAY 4 RYAN!

So I Was Thinking........
Is it really too much for a guy to ask for. to have a woman walk into his place throw him on the bed and fuck him like she hated him, like she didnt even know him like she'll never see or talk to him again? no romance you dont have to call in the morning.................just a thought

Men
What i want. It would be nice to find a guy that isnt an asshole, honest,has a job and a car, drinks but doesnt get wasted every chance he gets, and no drugs please. But most importantly it would be great if he really wanted a relationship,and not just sex. If i wanted just sex i could get it,im not conceited but i know plenty that are willing. But thats not for me, i want someone i can spend time with, get to know and build a relationship, yeah sex is good, but its not everything. Is it that hard to find man like that nowadays?? I'm not saying u have to be perfect bc no one is, and im definitely not, but comeone.

Fevered
NuttinButtSexxy I AM LOST IN A LABRYNTH OF FEVERED DESIRE, AS A BOLT OF LIGHTNING BRANDS A SCAR ACROSS THE SKY, AND THE THUNDER BECOMES MY JOYFUL SCREAM, AS YOU THRUST YOURSELF INTO THE VERY DEPTH OF MY BEING, WE ARE IN PERFECT RHYTHYM AS WE MELT TO BECOME ONE, I ARCH MY BACK TO BRING YOU EVEN CLOSER AND YOU IMPALE DEEPER WITH EACH THRUST, NAILS DRAG ACROSS YOUR BACK AND YOUR GASP BECOMES A QUIET ECHO, CAPTURED BY MY SEEKING LIPS, I WANT TO BREATH YOU, MY BREASTS RISE AND FALL , AS NIPPLES HARDEN AS A SIGN OF MY DESIRE FOR YOU, OUR BODIES ARE FEVERED AS WE PUSH TO SATISFY THIS RAW LUST, A STEADY TEMPO OF URGENCY AS I CRAVE THE TASTE OF YOU BETWEEN MY LIPS, TO SUCKLE YOUR PASSION AND DRINK YOUR SILKY ESSENCE, SLOW STEADY FLICKS OF MY TONGUE TURN TO DEEP GREEDY GULPS OF YOU, I SENSE YOUR RELEASE IS NEAR AND I BURY MY MOUTH OVER YOUR GLEAMING SHAFT , AS YOU FILL MY THROAT WITH YOUR HOT SEED ,I FEEL THE COMPLETION OF MY OWN RELEASE AS I SWALLOW EVERY PEARLY DROP OF YOU.

The Gift
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of warm sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent and

Blue Sky
FEATHERY KISSES BRUSH AGAINST MY LIPS SO SOFT I THOUGHT THEY WERE IMAGINED. I LOOK INTO EYES AS DARK AS A RAVEN AND SEE ONLY A GLIMPSE OF WHAT SECRETS THEY SHELTER, WHAT FEARS THEY HIDE. YOU PRESS YOUR CHEEK TO MINE AND HOLD IT THERE AS IF WE ARE ONE, AND FOR THAT ONE FLEETING MOMENT WE ARE, SO CLOSE EVEN OUR HEARTS ARE SYNCHRONIZED AND I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD FLOW IN ONE STREAM, WHAT IS THIS BOND THAT HAS MERGED US AS SURELY AS AN UNTAMED WATER THAT HAS EDDIED AT OUR FEET TO REST, LONG WALKS WITH HANDS AND THOUGHTS INTERTWINED, A KNOWING LOOK MEANT ONLY FOR EACHOTHER IN A CROWDED ROOM, A PASSION UNTAMED BUT FELT AS NEW EACH TIME, YOU HAVE OPENED ME SO ENTICINGLY AS IF I WERE THE RAREST GIFT, YOU HAVE NURTURED ME SO I HAVE GROWN , FED BY YOUR TENDER CARE , EACH DAY YOU HELP ME TO SEE THE WONDERMENT IN THIS LIFE , AND BEING WITH YOU MAKES MY SKY FOREVER BLUE.

Expense Account
Expense Account by Decayed Angel © After work, I decided to head up Twenty-Third Street for a bite to eat and perhaps some entertainment. There were a number of nice places all very conveniently located between where I worked and the hotel. I decided I'd save a bit of money on the meal and then spend that money on the entertainment. Since I was traveling on business, none of it came out of my pocket, but I wanted to avoid getting too extravagant. Well, for good food at a cheap price, you can't beat the old "Golden Arches," so I crossed the street and walked up to the Suzuki's and stepped inside. I'm not sure about anyone else, but it just seems so strange coming in and ordering a Big Suzi with extra special sauce. Poor old Ray Kroc just has to be squirming in his grave. I stepped up to the counter and passing on the Big Suzi, I ordered the sashimi salad with a bratwurst on the side and a Halliburton Cola to drink. My total came out to one hundred fifty seven and twenty two cents

Domestication
Domestication by darthkytten © A tear slid out from between damp lashes, lips pursed together as eyes burned with a silent intensity. "You like this, don't you little slut." He purred the words into her ear and she shut her eyes, squeezing them tightly as if the blackness could block out his words. It only served to heighten sensation. In the darkness she felt her tender wet pussy lips spread and stretch around his invading cock. He slid into her ever so slowly, the head of his dick hot against her folds. Sliding deeper into her he found her like velvet, the tension in her curves as she resisted him serving to give him a much better leverage than he could have hoped for had she been relaxed. He smiled as he thrust into her and slowly, deliberately, took her little cunt. One large palm cupped her full breast crushed under the weight of them both, nipple pinched between strong fingers. "You're loving having your pussy fucked by the man who owns you, aren't you." He slid

Donna
Donna by satinkitty © She stands in the middle of the room, alone and trembling. My pretty flower, my lovely pet, she has reason to look so afraid. I gave her very specific instructions this morning, on how I wanted her prepared when my friends came over. How she was to dress, how she was to act, how she was to remain silent unless I asked her a direct question or told her to respond to a question asked of her...I told her all of it ahead of time. But she was a bad girl, a rebellious little one, and even if it was accident or on purpose it doesn't matter. I walk around her slowly, letting the heels of my boots click loud on the tile floor, watching her lower lip quiver with fear. She is naked save for her collar and the soft leather cuffs on her wrists and ankles. Most would find her pretty, my little submissive girl, with her soft features and her big pretty eyes, which are currently hidden behind a blindfold. Her full breasts, her tight little stomach and thighs have brought

The Changed Ch. 01
The Changed Ch. 01 by Rubnesque© Desdemona opened her eyes reluctantly. She'd been fighting consciousness for a while now, but the ever present, ever annoying ringing ensured she didn't fall back into deep sleep. Grumbling under her breath, she rolled over and reluctantly sat up. The silk covers pooled at her waist as she stretched and yawned, her long dark hair tangled over one shoulder. A timid knock at her bedroom door brought a small frown to her flawless face, but then she shrugged and called out to whomever disturbed her. The door opened hesitantly and a young blond woman stepped across the threshold. "I am Silvia and I was instructed to be present once you awakened." Desdemona sniffed the air delicately and grinned. The quaking woman before her was a virgin, terrified, and human. Yummy. "Silvia," she purred, "how long have I been asleep?" Silva turned bright blue eyes towards her in shock. Obviously she hadn't been expecting that question. Desdemona wonde

The Dark One
The Dark One by TempestCyberella© The cool night breeze woke her from her slumber. How long had she been asleep? She did not know, but she knew that he had not come to her. She would have awoken in an instant if he had, so strong is her desire for him. She stood and stretched her wings. AHHHH, that's better. Then she shimmers in the darkness and transforms into her mortal form... a Dutch beauty with long flowing blonde hair and blue green eyes the color of the ocean. She saunters to the pond to bathe in the moonlight, hips swaying as she walks. The water is cool and refreshing to her hot skin. Transforming raises her body temperature and that, along with her passion, has her burning up. Silently she swims, diving under the water every now and then to move among the inhabitants of the pond. They see her as no threat in her mortal form, and happily swim along beside her. When she has tired, she emerges from the water and stretches her body out on the grass, feeling the moonlight re

Elven Flower
Elven Flower by wudelfin © Sweet agonizing pain of heat surrounds him. Gritting his teeth his fingers clutch the wood from the aching waves rolling through him. His legs widen shifting the weight pulling him down on his knees. His back arches then curls. Tormenting rhythmic wet heat caresses his neck; his long hair clings everywhere. Uncontrollable groans escape him. Slowly his knuckles turn white; thin trails of dark torn flesh appear down his back. Fingers steal into his hair pulling him in. Helplessly he follows. Whimpering she encourages him by shifting her legs higher thrusting to meet him. Sweat streams down his back and between his legs; his body becomes more taut. He could feel himself so close to sweet oblivion but he tapers the impulse to release. Tightening her hold tauntingly she purrs. Bending he forces her to swallow his moan as he steals her breath. Shifting he takes her from below while guiding his hands to her breasts she screams. Her essence coats him e

One Way To Find Out If Its True...
alright. I'm giving this a shot...lmao this place says it pays ya $0.54 for every hour ya spend online if ya download thier toolbar after ya sign up...I gave it a shot. If ya'll wanna try here's the link: http://www.agloco.com/r/BBHP7635

My Confession
This is a poem that I wrote about a year ago.. hope you enjoy! Walls broken down again My pride is my only protection You walk around blinded Tanting me with your emotional infection Loving myself so much more now This is my personal ressurection Taking a look at my past This is also my reflection Better if you left me alone Hating that I still long for your affection I was never enough My tears are burned into your recollection Always wanting contenment That is what ponited me in your direction I fell so hard This is my confession

Rolling Stones-anybody Seen My Baby?
She confessed her love to me Then she vanished On the breeze Trying to hold on to that Was just impossible She was more than beautiful Closer to ethereal With a kind of Down to earth flavor Close my eyes It's three in the afternoon Then I realize That she's really Gone for good Anybody seen my baby Anybody seen her around Love has gone And made me blind I've looked but I just can't find She has gotten lost In the crowd I was flippin' magazines In that place on Mercer Street When I thought I spotted her Getting on a motor bike Looking rather lady like Didn't she just give me a wave? Salty tears It's three in the afternoon Has she disappeared Is she really gone for good Anybody seen my baby Anybody seen her around If I just close my eyes I reach out And touch the prize Anybody seen her around (Rap) Anybody seen my baby Anybody seen her around If I just close my eyes I reach out And touch the prize Anybody seen her around Los

Spiderman Rescues Paris
Spiderman Rescues Paris by Master_Vassago © There she was, not long after her home movie had hit the internet Paris Hilton had managed to sneak off and hide from most reporters and also to manage to land a good television show. She seemed a bit vapid and not quite the smartest cookie but Peter didn’t care. He still thought she was hot. Tonight was the finale of her show and she was in New York to do a few photos and play nice with the press. Interestingly enough Peter had been asked by the Daily Bugle to cover this and get some good pictures of the woman everyone in America right now loved and hated at the same time. “MS. Hilton, over here,” were the screams Peter heard as he snapped a few pictures of the blonde debutante. She had been a model and never failed to look sexy in his opinion, what he wouldn’t do for a few hours alone with her. Paris paused and twisted and turned for all the photographers and answered a few questions as she headed into the theater to help pre

Another Brief Encounter
Another Brief Encounter by sarahloveitt © Rocco went into the hotel bar. He hadn't been in this particular hotel before, but it was a four star rating, and the cocktail bar was well furnished. Being early afternoon, however, there were very few people in. The lunch-time drinkers were back at work. But the one he was looking for certainly wasn't here. He had another good look round, but no - Daphne wasn't here. Ah well, maybe she'd be a bit late. He glanced at his watch. Spot on 2.30. She might have had cold feet. Anyway, he'd wait a while in case she turned up. Pity. And he was getting nicely sexed up in anticipation - that pic she had sent him of her vulva, inner labia thrusting out from the confines of the outer lips, was terrific. Where the hell was Daphne? Daphne - not her real name he supposed - was a writer whom he'd met on the internet. Having read a few of her submissions, Rocco decided she was a highly sexed woman with a vivid imagination. He got in touch with her, a

At The Restaurant
At the Restaurant by summaswine © We were at the restaurant – the elegance in our dress portrayed the elegance in the atmosphere. We were in the back corner of the room, the lighting, soft and romantic – making us look our best. You looked so sexy and your eyes never left mine. Your slight touches sending an electric jolt through my system. We start with delicious wine smoothly going down our throats. And then you start..... You start very quietly telling me what you plan to do to me when we get back to the hotel. As I put a shrimp in my mouth, you say, "Summer, when we get back to the hotel, I'm going to kiss you hard against the wall. You'll feel how much I want you when I kiss you. I will hold your face in my hands, but your whole body will feel how much I want you when I kiss you." Captured by your words, I'm responding – as I always do with you. I don't know what to say and you tell me to say nothing. To just eat, drink, and listen. So I do. You know I'll do whatev

Baby Sitting
Baby Sitting by Pencoch2 © This is a true story though the names and places have been changed. To ensure that the younger generation appreciate the sensuality of the incident, I am giving a précis of the mores, prevalent at the time. In the sixties in the U.K. there were few "enlightened men" who believed that women were entitled to enjoy sex as much as the males did. It was quite common, for girls to remain virgins, until their marriage and married women never to have had an orgasm even though they were mothers of children. A frequent scenario in the households was of the husband coming home from the pub, slightly drunk, taking his wife to bed, kissing her roughly, putting a finger into her vagina, wiggle it around then get on top and literally use her body as a masturbating machine. Should the wife actually begin to feel aroused, providing the husband could last long enough she might climax. The others lay there frustrated and the more daring actually played with themselve

No O
ok so playatmcd.com the website for mcdonalds monopoly game screwed me up today, it does not take O's in its code thing and had me thinking my keyboard was screwed up. it was not until I switched keyboards and tried the keyboard I did have on this computer on another computer that I discovered that it was not my keyboard but their website, they should put a disclaimer on their website that your O's will not work

Angie's Day In Court
Angie's Day in Court by aussie_ella © Angie Mueller stared in the mirror as she drew a shuddering nervous breath. She was due in court in about two minutes and she wasn't really sure she could do it. She'd only been with the firm a week when Mr. Doppler had started forcing her to give him blow jobs, and she hadn't imagined that telling the HR Manager what was going on would end with her giving evidence against a senior partner in court. By the end of the day either she or Mr. Doppler were walking out jobless, him with a criminal record perhaps. The only saving grace in the whole mess was the prosecutor. Just the thought of Jenny Cutler made Angie lick her lips. The woman looked incredible in a suit, all curves and professionalism, with killer legs and an amazing ass. She was of average height in those heels so she must be fairly short out of them, Angie imagined. Jenny had a long thick wavy mane of dark brown hair with that auburn sheen Angie loved, and wore it differently every

Angry Insight
Angry Insight by eclecticdreamer © Candice sat in the corner, her foot tapping anxiously on the bar stool as butterflies performed stunning feats of acrobatics in her stomach. She watched the door as she sipped her fourth whiskey sour. Her head hurt, her heart hurt, but her resolve never wavered. In her mind, there was only one way to get even with her cheating fiancée. "Better slow down, Ms. Muffet, before a spider decides to take your tuffet." Candice looked at the bartender in surprise. The woman was looking at her in amused concern. "You sure you should be here?" "Mind your own business," Candice snapped, while her mind screamed for a comforting shoulder to cry on. She downed the last of her drink in one gulp unable to stop a wince as the whiskey burned her throat. "Alright then, I will. 'Nother round?" She pointed to the empty glass in Candice's hand. "Yes. Please," Candice said with an apologetic sigh, but the bartender had already turned her back to her. It was a

Movie Stores Need A "shitty" Section.
Movie stores need a "Shitty" section. It's like everything starts out happy and the guy has lots of money and a beautiful girl who loves him then gradually he loses it all and in the end he dies. Yay. It's demented that people find it entertaining to watch people be miserable. They usually call them drama or something. I dunno, maybe they are Drama. Who cares. The point is that there's a specific category that I think all these movies should be stuck into. And it shouldn't just be drama because some dramas are sweet. Like that one where you see Nicole Kidman's boobs. Movie stores need to revamp their entire drama section and replace it with a "See Nicole Kidman's Boobs" section. And instead of all the garbage they have before and after the boob scene, they should replace it with footage of John Goodman's ballhair under a microscope. The video store Crazy Mikes has an "employee recommendations" section. What a load of crap that is. These scrumbags walked in with a high school dip

Gifts For My True Friends!
I will be leaving Fubar in less than 3 weeks so I have alot of Fubar bucks and want to spend before I leave. I will be sending alot of gifts out to my TRUE friends on here. SO if you get some just know how special you are to me!Thanks again to my True friends! Muaaahhh

Ari's Ride
Ari's Ride by joanne6974 © She finished the cold drink in three quick gulps while she looked at the hot, dusty road that cut the tiny town in half. It had been the first stopping place she had crossed in almost three hours of hard riding. The shaded area around the fuel pumps was a relief from the blazing sun that had turned the asphalt soft and scorched the small plants by the roadside. Her leather halter protected very little of her small chest and tight belly, the low riding faded jeans were stiff with salt sweated from her body. She felt her skin, warm and red from the daylong ride. She swung her leg over the smooth leather saddle and kicked her Harley to life. The few onlookers stared as they had expected some hulking biker to emerge from the little store to pilot the iron horse. The tall, thin girl wasn't in their perspective as the sole occupant of the big cruiser. Ari had been riding since grade school, since her father built bikes for a living, and her big brother wa

Ashley Meets Melissa
Ashley Meets Melissa by Boxlicker101 © A few days before Thanksgiving Day last year, I got another phone call from Ashley. She is one of the two sensuous young women whose pussies I eat occasionally, keeping them sexually satisfied so neither will be tempted to lose her virginity to somebody at the university they attend. We refer to these pussy-eating sessions as “treatments” or “booster shots” although all of us enjoy them immensely. So far, the treatments have been effective and both women still have their maidenheads. “Hi, Ashley. Is Chantel there too? What can I do for you?” I was pretty sure I knew and hoped I was right because Ashley and Chantel have two of the nicest pussies I have ever eaten. If I had to choose between eating roast turkey and pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving dinner or eating the pussy of one of these beautiful young women, I would choose either pussy without hesitation. “Chantel isn’t here right now. We have a four-day weekend over the Thanksgiving holi

Belly Button
Belly Button by mummys dirty angel© For Sara, so sweet and tender! I awake to the sounds of the enchanting dawn chorus. Its 5:45am and outside on the silhouetted branches of the tree outside a cluster of our small, feathered friends sing in unison at the rising of the sun. I turn to my side and see the equivalent of a dawn chorus lying beside me. God, you are so beautiful, so perfect and you look oh so fragile right now. The crumpled sheet has fallen away from you and your firm, perky breasts are on full show. Are you dreaming about someone special I wonder? Your nipples are hard and your breaths are light and relaxed. I edge closer, reluctantly wanting to touch you, but how can I resist? The tip of my finger traces slow circles around your nipple. You suddenly flinch and I almost shriek as you startle me, I’m so lost in you. I look at you and I’m relieved my voice didn’t wake you; that’s good, for now anyway! I return my finger to your nipple and again attempt to gentl

Best Friends Forever
Best Friends Forever by hot_boy_canada © Gather around folks and let me tell you the story of two of the hottest women you will ever know. There names are Rachel and Brittney. Both of them are blonde-haired women with big breasts. Rachel is 23, has dirty blonde hair and 38C breasts and an ass and legs the go on forever. Brittney is 22 and is a platinum blonde with 40C breasts with the ass of a goddess. Both the girls have shaved pussies. This story takes place in the middle of the summer in the great state of Tennessee. Brittney was in her backyard lying by the pool when her best friend Rachel stopped by. "Hey Britt where are you girl?" asked Rachel. "Out here having a party for one." replied Brittney. Rachel walked through the house peeling her clothes off and wearing nothing but her tiny little thong bikini. Walking through the door Rachel spots Brittney wearing nothing at all. "I see your working on getting rid of those tan lines!" "Have to look hot for Tj." said Bri

Black Shoes
Black Shoes by roadrunner23 © You had lost a bet and now it was time to pay up—though getting a nice pair of new shoes wasn't such a bad thing. You dressed just as I told you—your little black dress, pearl necklace and earrings, thigh-high black stockings, and black heels—but no panties! We drove downtown and found the store; a small, high-end shoe store with a ritzy clientele. It was 8:45 and the store would be closing soon. Just what I wanted. You got out of the car and entered the store. There was only one other customer in the store who was at the counter completing a purchase. The cashier called out, "I'll be with you in a second." "Thanks" you said, with a hint of nervousness in your voice. Where would this encounter lead? What would happen? The unknown was both frightening and exhilarating. While the clerk finished with the purchase you looked over a variety of shoes, positioning yourself in such a way that you could get a good look at the clerk. She lo

Annie And Theta
Annie and Theta by grgor© Annie and Theta sat together on the chair. It was a chair for one, so they were pressed together watching the computer screen. Annie sat on the left, and felt the warmth and tension in her friend's flank. She watched as Theta had cyber sex. foxhunter73: do you like my big fat 10 inch dick it's leaking precum bayridgebabe: ooo how big and thick it is i must take your big ripe head in my hot wet mouth mmm salty Annie was amazed. She was much better at computers than Theta was, but had never done cyber sex. Computers were for work. Theta knew cyber-sex well, though, and she was sharing. "Most of them say they have ten- inch penises. Seldom is it true." Theta's dark blue eyes were wide and intent. Her nostrils flared and her mouth was slightly open. She was tense and aroused. foxhunter73: your mouth is warm and wet bayridge babe: now i'm sucking on your balls while stroking your shaft with my hand it's warm and pulsing so thick Thin and pa

Aural Sex
Aural Sex by Captain Midnight© Thanks to the lady (whom I will not further identify – some things ought to remain between us) for her suggestions! Bill Clinton was a-lying through his teeth. "I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky," he said in an oft-parodied press conference. His many political enemies used that statement as the focal point for his impeachment. It's not like Presidents don't cheat on their wives – the list, already pretty long, would be longer if many of them hadn't been widowers – but the leaders of the anti-Clinton faction said he was lying and covering up his activities. The second point was purely political and ended in ignominious failure. The first point … Oh hell yes, oral sex is sex. It's sex even if the person giving it is a full time zone away and giving it over the phone. And oh goodness, it can be the best sex you've had in a year of Sundays if you and the other party are in tune. How do I know this? Because I had aural sex.

Cellphone Delight
Cellphone Delight by Master_Vassago © There I was laying in my bed sleeping soundly between shifts when my cell phone began that annoying ring. You know the one...the one that wakes you up from the almost perfect relaxing sleep you desperately need to rejuvenate yourself. Well I reached over and picked up the phone and fumbled through closed eyes to find the answer button. "Hello," I managed to get out as I fought to stay just on the edge of sleep knowing I'd love to slip right back as soon as this phone call was over. "Hi, Chad did I wake you?" came the voice of my boss. Now she's a petite little thing, blonde and sexy and just a bit older, I'd guess by about five years or so. "No," I replied lying just a bit, she knew the truth anyway, "What's up Nikki?" "I need you to go over and prep a site for me later this afternoon, the big boss is coming with me and I don't want to see any mistakes. Besides I know you can handle this little task for me. Hey," she quickly inte

Dark Obsession
Dark Obsession by Cinnamon69 © I came in off the busy street and stepped into the elevator along with dozens of others. We packed tightly into the small compartment, all pressed into each other as the elevator started to rise. I could feel the flesh of others all around me, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary at first. By the fifth floor, however, after a couple of stops that let off only a couple of people, I was aware of a bulging protrusion that was pressing against my ass. There was no doubt at all in my mind as to what it was. It was a hard, stiff cock that was demanding attention, and it had definitely gained mine. It moved about a little until it found my ass crack and then probed along it. I should have moved discreetly away as best I could, but it felt good and I didn't move a muscle at first. Instead, I glanced over my shoulder to see a tall, elegant-looking black man in a suit. He smiled slightly and I could feel a surge in his penis as it pressed into my posterior

Down On You...
Down on You... by Leatherargento © Down on You: Your Foot in My Mouth I can barely remember what it feels like to have a man in my mouth. A man I can trust to be good with me while I show him what I can do. A man who will let me lace my fingers through his and pin his hands above his head. Who will let me lick up the saltsoup dripping from him like I lick my arm when the ice cream escapes the well-licked scoop at the top of the cone (uuunh! so good, you taste so good!). A man with the ocean washing from his Cyclopean eye, who will let me take that sweet sadness from it, whose shudder tells me "Move on, lick me! Goddd--" I have to take his hands back in mine, gently but firmly, spread them golden on the pillows at the top of the bed. Too greedy, lacing your hands through my hair, my dear! I turn my face up towards you, my eyes alight with lust and mischief. I bring my palms back to the playing field, and they touch down on the light fur at the top of your thighs.

Balance
Balance by Morghaine © As I entered my dressing room, I knew I was late. I had promised to pick you up from the airport and unfortunately I was delayed by a last minute crisis at work. I should have just gone on to meet the plane, but this is Georgia in the summer and I was covered in sweat! I needed a quick shower to clean up. I had, as is my habit, gone straight into my large closet, my personal dressing room, to get dressed, knowing that it would be faster to dress in there than running around my room looking for clothes to wear. I had just finished dressing when I heard the door to my bedroom open and keys jingle against the doorknob. I stood behind the door of the dressing room hoping you weren't to angry at me for leaving you stranded. When I peeked, I saw you standing there with a smirk on your face. Slowly you walked toward the closet. I pleaded my case. "I'm sorry, but work was a mad house. I couldn't leave." Slowly a glow began in your eyes, while a smile cross

Beach Lust
Beach Lust by BJlovers © HIM I'm driving the car and we're both not wearing very much because it's well over 30c outside. We stop at an intersection and I lean over to share another wonderful kiss with you. I gently squeeze your thigh with my hand which has been resting there for the 10 minutes of our 30min drive already. The car behind us starts tooting its horn at us so we stop kissing and turn on to the final stretch of road. I can sense you moving in your chair and I look over to see you arranging yourself so that you can lean over to my chair. You ask me to slide my pants down a bit so anticipating another amazing blowjob I slid them down to my knees, freeing my rapidly hardening cock. You gently take it in your hands and slowly begin stoking and gently squeezing it as you make yourself comfortable. I watch eagerly as you move you mouth down and over the head making it wet with your saliva as you lick the head all over. You then start the motion that you know I love so

Best Vacation Ever
Best Vacation Ever by greatkahn © Getting Lucky in London I had never been anywhere outside of America. Oh sure, I have been across the border to Mexico a few times, but I was never very far from sweet old Arizona. When our high school graduation came around, many of my anonymous relatives sent me money, and one even sent me a gift of airline miles. My first thought was "What the hell am I going to do with this?" My then-girlfriend suggested that I take a trip to Europe. That May, I boarded a 757 going from Newark to Gatwick. I decided to spend a little extra and I bought a first-class ticket with a window. I had to check my only bag because it was too big to fit in the overhead. That meant that I had nothing to do for 13 hours as we crossed the Atlantic since all of my stuff was stored below the cabin. Because it was an overnight flight, I decided to take a little nap. I awakened to the sounds of moaning. I opened my eyes and saw a blond head bobbing up and disappearin

Bigbrunette23
Bigbrunette23 by kellydollbbw © Her fifth floor apartment was stifling hot with stale late-spring air, and she knew it was a perfect night to relax on the balcony. She had just come in from the gym and her workout clothes were still plastered to her body. Dark rings of sweat showed through the arms and back of her loose fitting top. She had been on a workout regimen for awhile now, ever since her boyfriend of five years left her for being "just too fat". It had been a wake up call for her, as she was almost approaching three hundred pounds. But now, she had lost some weight and toned up a little. She enjoyed seeing the progress as she gazed at herself in the mirror before taking a shower. She was beginning to admire her curves. Her ass was perkier than before but her breasts were still large enough to get stares from complete strangers. She was determined to win her ex back just as soon as she lost another twenty pounds. A pang of hurt hit her as she thought of him, and now,

Blind Date By Chiefton
Blind Date by Chiefton © This story is to Monica, a lovely woman that I have had the pleasure to meet and know. This is my first time to publish an erotic story, so please be kind. If Monica ever reads this story, I hope she likes it because it is the way I feel about her. It is completely fictional, but I wish it were real. Her name has been changed to protect my dream woman. * I met Monica on the internet and felt a stirring in my loins that only she could put out. We decided to meet for a picnic and talk to each other, just getting to know each other. I arrived at the park early carrying a picnic basket which contained a blanket, some sandwiches, and a bottle of wine, sunscreen and linen napkins. Monica said she was going to bring something special but it was a surprise and I would just have to wait and see. I waited with so much anticipation that I though the day was going to end before it began. I saw her sashaying on the way to meet me at the park and she looked

The Breakup By Aswrite03
The Breakup by Aswrite03 © It was mortifying, really, to think of how easily she'd been taken in. As a strong, independent woman, she prided herself on her ability to tell when a man was truly interested in her, and when he was just trying to get her out of her clothes. At least, she had prided herself on that ability. But then Jude had come along...and before you could snap your fingers, she'd been stripping out of her clothes and begging him to take her. And he had. Oh, he had. But Celia wasn't the time to share. No, not at all. Even if there wasn't a plethora of diseases running around, it would grate her pride way too much to share a man with other women. And Jude...well, he couldn't have kept his zipper up even if it was super-glued. No matter how much she wanted to throw a fit, throw a pillow, throw a vase, throw anything, she refused to give in to the urge. Temper tantrums weren't something that strong women indulged in--they handled their problems and disappoint

R.i.p. Mc Hammer
MC Hammer dead.......RIP MC Hammer ( Kirk Burrell), Pop Rap icon of the 90's , passed away today in a Baltimore hospital room outside a Tribe Called Quest show in New Jersey last night, the singer was struck by a car passing by the front of the Ventura Theatre. Brunswick police say that the driver allegedly stopped, but then fled the scene. There is now a police investigation underway. Hammer was rushed to St. Agnes Hospital in Baltimore, where he was pronounced dead this morning at 6am. This is a tragedy for the underground music as a whole and we need to stand together at this time of loss. REPOST TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS FOR REV. MC HAMMER U Can't Touch This VideoU Can't Touch This lyrics - MC Hammer lyrics MC Hammer Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Flames Of Passion
Flames of Passion 1999 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (17 November 1999, Germany) Germany's long-held image as a peaceful Utopia has been tarnished by an acrimonious divorce. After bitter divorce proceedings, 40-year-old Uwe of Brandenburg found that he had lost everything but his lederhosen knickerbockers. Among other possessions, the settlement demanded that Uwe turn over ownership of his house to his newly-estranged wife, Verena. Enraged by his 37-year-old wife's unmitigated legal victory, the forty-year-old man decided to follow the sage advice of an obscure German proverb: "If life gives you lemons, burn them." Descending into the basement with his trusty drill, Uwe proceeded to bore several holes into a rather large oil tank. He then set fire to the fuel as it poured in erratic streams onto the floor. To his delight, the entire basement was engulfed in flames within seconds. His joy turned to ashes, however, when he realized that he was now in the middl

The Camping Trip
The Camping Trip by dinstigator © I had received the Evite for the camping trip a couple months in advance, but didn't plan on attending this year. I had broken up with my girlfriend recently, and was a little depressed thinking about all the fun she and I had on the camping trip last year. As it got closer to the weekend of the camping trip, several of my friends and their wives were calling me and telling me that I should really attend, and that the trip wouldn't be the same without me. In particular, Janet, my buddy's wife kept after me every time I would see her, trying to convince me to attend. I thought it was a little strange since she and I had never been that close, but really didn't give it another thought, until the 2nd night of the trip. We all arrived on Friday afternoon or evening, about 20 people in total at the campsite in the mountains. This site was fairly remote, and was situated near a man-made reservoir. Once everyone was unpacked we built a big bonfire and

R.i.p. Mc Hammer!
MC Hammer dead.......RIP MC Hammer ( Kirk Burrell), Pop Rap icon of the 90's , passed away today in a Baltimore hospital room outside a Tribe Called Quest show in New Jersey last night, the singer was struck by a car passing by the front of the Ventura Theatre. Brunswick police say that the driver allegedly stopped, but then fled the scene. There is now a police investigation underway. Hammer was rushed to St. Agnes Hospital in Baltimore, where he was pronounced dead this morning at 6am. This is a tragedy for the underground music as a whole and we need to stand together at this time of loss. REPOST TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS FOR REV. MC HAMMER U Can't Touch This VideoU Can't Touch This lyrics - MC Hammer lyrics MC Hammer Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure

Last Night Was Wonderful
Last night got me thinking Last night was so much fun Last night made my heart run Last night got my whole body shaking I thought about the things we said And how you layed your head On my body And we rocked gently through out the night How I caressed your body How you held on so tightly How i never wanted to let go God how bad i wanted to show Show you the way I feel I wanted to steal your heart away How i wanted it to stay This way Forever on end Until I told you about everything About how I feel About how I love you About how i feel complete About how I'd kneel to your feet About how i'll do anything for you No matter what it is Oh how last night I wanted to kiss you And have that kiss explain All of the joy, Not pain You've given me You've let me see What its like to be Truly happy And in love with you What a beautiful gift How i could never repay you I love you So take my love as payment It's real I hope it explains how I feel And I will neve

Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 8,2007
It's a great day to just sit still and do as little as possible. You're not lazy, but you do need a break before things start to get really interesting -- and that could start as early as tomorrow afternoon!

The Flower In Me
I am like a flower Not sure of when I will die. Not sure of when I will grow back again When I am crushed with pain and cry. I am not sure if I can hold myself up When I ache with unbearable pain. What do I do when my petals fall off? Do I go find them out in the rain? What do I do when I'm not given enough water, to make it through the day? What do I do when I look up in the sky? And the sun doesn't show a ray? I stand as tall as a flower would, As long as I possible can. I will stand and show my colors, That is what I plan. I may drupe and my petals may fall, But that won't stop me from growing. My love, honesty and beauty, I will keep showing. I am like a flower, Strong and supreme. I may be trampled on, But I will never lose faith in my dreams.

Sanctity Of Life
My life my dreams the things that all mean the world exists and don't just seem to be real the rhythm with the rhyme the tick with the time the numbers with the lists its all so sublime it all exists the sanctity of life the sacredness of living the redundancy of words of the ideas that are given may sound a little absurd but its all alright because every body knows that to stand in the dark some times glows than to stand in the light

Epiphany
I was driving down to San Clemente last night (as I do every Thursday night) and I realized something: Counting your blessings means more than being grateful for the good things in life. It means including those blessings in your daily life, using what is offered to enrich yourself and hopefully brighten the days of those around you. I know most of you reading this are like "Duh, you're quick!" But hey, we all get there in time right? This thought dawned on me in part, due to a conversation I had recently with Henny in which she pointed out that within the past few months, I seem to have become more confident and am happier with life in general. Let me tell you, I am! This change is due to the amazing friends I have, the amazing new friends I am making as well as the best set of cousins (sisters of sorts) EVER! I suffer from clinical depression. It is one of the most isolating, lonely conditions to have. Unless you have had depression (the kind that renders you completely

Amazing.....
Today's quote of the day on a site I visit daily.... "It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light." - Aristotle Onassis I'm trying to see the light...but it seems to have a way of eluding me so far. I will continue to struggle....as that seems to be my destiny. And I will fight to not give up, but some days it seems it would be so much easier to let go.......

Beach Blow
Beach Blow by Alicia Night Orchid © I live in a house on The Strand in Manhattan Beach. The house belongs to my brother, but he and his wife are in Europe for the year, so I'm housesitting and writing out of here. Although I was raised in Southern California, not far from here, I've traveled around a bit the last few years. It's good to be back to where I feel I belong. I rose early this morning and came out to the patio with a cup of coffee. I'm out here in a robe and nothing else. I'm watching the waves roll in, watching the dolphins play. There are a few people up and about, walking and jogging. I can almost reach out and touch them A few surfers skim the gray waters. I'll go for a run a little while later. There's a surfer guy I've had my eye on for some time. He's tall and lean with ink-black hair...no more than eighteen or nineteen, twelve or fourteen years younger than me. I love to watch his ripped body move as he mounts a wave, then rides it home. I love to watch h

Beast And His Beauty
Beast and His Beauty by bigones68 © The pimms and dry hadn't helped settled her nerves. She had hoped it would help her relax and enjoy the excitement that raced through her whole body. Her nipples were erect just thinking about their meeting and the evening ahead. This evening had been planned for months. They lived on opposite sides of the world and have known each other for 10 months, strictly on the internet. The excitement and desire had been building for days! Their first meeting had been played over and over in her head like her favorite movie scene. She wanted to please him, so badly! Everything had to be carefully chosen. Although she had an idea on his preferences and fetishes in clothes and lingerie, it took her many hours of shopping, to find exactly the look she wanted. She took off her damp panties and could smell that her excitement had already started to seep out. Her body was extremely aroused. The tingles all over, the sensitivity of her flesh made it all so

Cancun
Cancun by kinkygirl © I have just recently returned from a fantastic holiday to Cancun, Mexico. The weather was great, and fortunately I missed the hurricane which destroyed a lot of property just after we left. There was just myself and my best friend Alison who I have known since junior school. We had been there nearly a week before we discovered Senor Frogs, a bar set slightly out of town on the edge of the water. All of the other clubs had good shows and we had a laugh in them all, but Senor Frogs had more of a party atmosphere which made us go back most nights. Our tour representative had organized a bar crawl which started early, so by the time we got to 'Frogs both Alison and I were pretty wasted as we had been drinking by the pool all afternoon. We were both dancing down near the front as the DJ began choosing people to join him on stage. I guess the way my pert 36b-cup breasts were jiggling in my bikini top must have caught his eye, as he called me up. I looked back

Press Send....
Thinking about you every 5 minutes Not wanting to call you to much I dial your number I do not press send. Needing communication Missing you dearly I type a text I do not press send. Logging into my messenger I want to voice my feelings 10 keystrokes later I do not press send. My email account open A message I've wrote 1000 characters I finally press send. I've told him how I feel What happens now I guess I'll wait Please press send.

Hardened...
So I admit... I loved Riley so much that is was physically draining. And I was so sure that if we broke up I'd be devaststed. I couldn't even imagine what it would've been like to be without him. How I was supposed to survive such devastation when the one person I finally gave my heart to stomped on it readily. I thought I'd die. And I did... I had fallen so hard for him that when it did end I couldn't think of anything else. I admit that I cried for days. I cried because it killed me to know that I wasn't worth it in his eyes. I wasn't worth fighting for. That maybe I just wasn't good enough to love. And then I thought... That's a load of bull shit. I saw him today after I got off work. We're still friends and since we hang out with all the same people we figured it would be stupid to forget that the other existed. Which is also bullshit. The truth is, once we had broken up I didn't want anything to do with him anymore. I knew my so called friends would

Blizzard
Blizzard by Masters_Phoenix © The wheels spun uselessly in the snow, making a sorry attempt at a "woo-woo" sound. Fuck. Jess's eyes traveled to the blocked road sign that had caused her to swerve and she cursed again. Fuck. She was trapped in a snow bank and the heat was quickly dying in her car, the battery running low. It was far too cold to stay in her car any longer, and she knew that the main highway was only a mile or so back. The snow fall was light so she wouldn't get too cold and when she reached the highway she could hitch-hike to some kind of payphone. Jessica bundled up in all of her warm clothes and got out into the slow falling snow. Walking with purpose she headed for the main road. ..But fate would have it that the minute she had gone too far to turn back, the slow falling snow turned into a terrible blizzard. --- His headlights hit what he assumed was a deer. Slowing down to make sure not to hit it. His intention was to tap it gently so it ran out of the

Bobbi Jo
Bobbi Jo by kellydollbbw © The old barn looked more like a death sentence than an apartment from the outside. I could smell old hay and manure as I walked behind the owner. "The door is up these stairs, here," he grumbled, his hand motioning to an old wooden door at the top of the stairs. "It's unlocked. Go look around." The apartment wasn't necessarily spacious, but it would suffice. There were plenty of windows in every room, the kitchen was relatively large, and the bathroom had new plumbing. It even had a small deck facing the back of the farm. "How much?" I asked, when I rejoined the owner, who stood outside of the barn. "Three hundred a month, plus utilities. You can have a cat if you want. No dogs." He spit a load of chewing tobacco out of his mouth, then wiped it with an old handkerchief. "You interested?" I followed him to his house which sat almost an eighth of a mile from the barn. The breeze was as hot as the sun, and I could feel myself perspire through my sh

October 10, 2007
It's time for you to really step back and take a look at the world you live in. There are some cultural elements you want to get to know more intimately and your frame of mind is perfect for that.

Re: Nato, U.s. Aiding Pkk Terrorists In Turkey
RE: NATO, U.S. Aiding PKK Terrorists In Turkey ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 10 Oct 2007, 07:09 NATO, U.S. Aiding PKK Terrorists In Turkey Turkish newspapers have slammed NATO for its support of the PKK terrorist organization, while also alleging that U.S. forces are arming the militant group in Iraq, as part of an agenda to crush the democratic process and prevent the election of a populist government in Turkey. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/101007_aiding_terrorists.htm

Hmmm Got This In A Message On Collar Me...
Dream of the night You pleasant as the twilight Together in with passion We will make a rite Celebration of your perfection And the power of your beauty Long wet kiss On your thirsty lips Caressing your shoulders Along your arms Going down To the pleasant touch of your nails Long polished Symbol of perfection and seduction You caress my lips While I kiss you Sliding along your body Desirefull and pleasant Your perfect forms Open gate to ecstasies You altar to celebrate The passion and pleasure Kissing you all over You bent kindly your legs Wrap around my shoulders While I drink the juice Of your desires Wonderful view Of the dance of your pelvis Moved by the pleasant dance Of my intimate kiss Laying on the silky linen I follow the perfect line of your curves Wonderful enhanced by your taste Of decoration and wear Let you turn aside Open pray to the bliss Holding your legs I look for your gate Entering soft I feel your strength Moving ins

The Ankh Legacy
The Legacy Ankh is the symbol of the Strigoi Vii Mysteries, the Covenants of the Black Veil, and the Current of Elorath. It is worn by both Strigoi Vii and Black Swans to symbolize their agreement with Our Pact. The ankh, or in Latin the crux ansata (cross with a handle), was originally the Egyptian hieroglyph which meant “life.” Many ancient Egyptian artworks, especially funerary art, depict gods and pharaohs bearing this symbol. The ankh was also associated with the god of death and rebirth, Osiris, and ankhs were often placed with mummies in order to symbolically convey the gift of immortality. Over time the ankh came to symbolize immortality and can even be seen as a key to unlock the gates of death. The Rosicrucians and members of other Hermetic orders often use this symbol in their rituals. The Coptic Christians, as well, employed it as a symbol of life after death. Ankhs incorporating mirrors into their design have sometimes been used to symbolize perception of the

Why Parents Drink...
Why Parents drink..... A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

Rayna's Tears
A boy in Raynas class had his mom die a few days ago. They had a counsler come in and talk to the kids today, and I guess this got Rayna thinking a bit. I let her stay up to watch Where the Heart is with me and she kinda broke down. I don't think she understand just yet what to make of all this. I did best I could to comfort her and stuff. She told me she didn't want to cry. They told her it was ok not to cry and I told her yeah sometimes it is, but sometimes its also alright to cry a little bit. Then that girl gave me the biggest hug ever and balled her little head off. I think she needed that little bit of a relese for everyone she has lost. We talked about death a bit and about Papa and Sami. It broke my heart. I couldn't imagine losing my mom, and I know she feels the same way, as much as she tries to laugh it off. I can tell she is like me with that. She was trying to find funny things to laugh a bit, to hold off the tears. I do the same thing. For being only seven ye

Perv Thought For The Day
When you're at the gym and striding yourself to a healthier body, your mind tends to wonder, right about the time that ESPN has replayed the vomit enducing highlights of the Cowgirls vs Bills game your eyes wonder to. The gym I go to work out in has a larger male client base than a female one, so naturally my eyes fall on the dudes in there -- pumping away, making their arms and chest bigger, but strangely neglecting their lower bodies (symmetry?). I'm sweating. They are sweating. It's pheromone magic, let me tell ya. umm...yeah anyway I watch some of them do a few reps and all of them seem to get a similar look on their faces just as they reach that last rep. That point where they are almost to, or at, muscle failure and they want to squeeze one more rep out. Their brows furl, their teeth clinch, their eyes squeeze tightly shut and then....umph!! there's that last rep. In seeing this, it makes me kinda wonder...how similar is this face to their "o" face. An hour on

Dusty Underwear
Dusty Underwear One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it Would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a Comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his >drawer. "What the Hell is this??", he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud Appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder In my underwear?" She replied with a snicker:.... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Passion
As our lips touch, my tongue slips out to feed upon your mouth. Tasting you.... Pulling your hard body into my softness. Begging for your touch on my skin....... Sliding my hand over your chest. Feeling your heart beating under my fingers, as your hands touching my hair then slipping down to caress my back. My hands clutching to your arms as our bodies entwine themselves to the passionate heat smoldering deep within our limbs. Feeling your heat joining with my own As your desire thrust deep into my needs rising to meet your desire in a passion filled dance of mind and bodies... Feeling the flames of desire consuming our bodies, surrendering to the hunger in our souls feeling our bodies being taken over pleasures edge, then gently slipping into a peaceful embrace.....

Who I Am
I am a woman who is a long time admirer of The Original Fu-Daddy. Back to the days when he was CT Daddy. I think very highly of him. So highly in fact that I created this profile. I know he is engaged to a young lady named Lisa in Arkansas, and in no way am I trying to offend her, or step in her territory. I am also a great admirer of her, and think in my opinion he couldn't have picked a better woman. That's about it for now. Thanks for listening.

Important
To all: Look we are all grownups here, or at least I hope so, and this blog is for everyone on my list and their friends on their list and so on...I am NO ONE'S property! I can have whomever I want as a friend...doesn't mean I'm fucking them or plan on fucking them. The jealousy on this site has got to stop. I'm tired of my friends going to my other friends pages to see what comments I'm leaving them and I'm really tired of females from your page coming to my page to see what's going on between me and you...which most likely is NOTHING! LMAO...let's all grow up and act like the adults that we are. This site has gotten out of hand lately and it's sad and has made me want to delete my page, which an FYI...after my VIP runs out on the 1st of November, I'm off of this site and deleting my page. So, with that said, can we please stop the dam drama and just relax and chill. I know who I want to be with and he knows as well and that's that.

October 11, 2007
See if you can find a way to push your career a bit -- you never know when the next big jump might take place and you want to be ready for it. If you're satisfied with your position, then relax and enjoy it.

Celtic Horoscope
You Are A Walnut Tree You are strange and full of contrasts... the oddball of your group. You are unrelenting and you have unlimited ambition. Not always liked but always admired, you are more infamous than famous. You are aggressive and spontaneous, and your reactions are often unexpected. A jealous and passionate person, you are difficult in romantic relationships. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

You Walked Lightly Into My Life!!
You walked lightly into my life Captivating and lovely to my mind, At first, I never cared who you were Now I don't know who I am without you, You kissed me I felt my world change, You held me I heard my heart awaken, You loved me And my soul was born anew You walked lightly into my life Now my heart knows who you are And with every breath And every step I take down lonely roads, Your hand is my staff Your voice is my guide Your strength my shelter You're passion my awakening. You walked lightly into my life, And all my pain You took as your own, And all my fears You cast into the sea, All my doubt Lost in your eyes, You walked lightly into my life And no matter if you choose to stay or go, My life is forever changed, Just because you loved me For a moment in time. And because I choose To love you For the rest of mine. - Tracey Newson -

Ron Paul Wins Debate In Another Landslide
Ron Paul Wins Debate In Another Landslide ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 11 Oct 2007, 11:46 Ron Paul Wins Debate In Another Landslide Ron Paul won another debate by a landslide this week despite efforts on the part of the mainstream media to limit the Congressman's exposure and to force Rudy Giuliani down the necks of viewers. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/111007Paul.htm

I Hate That I Feel This Way...when I Shouldn't
Staind ~ Fill me up I just had to let you know cause I don't always let it show you give me needed room to grow and I just had to tell you so you fill me up, you're in my veins a look could take my breath away and all these things, you give away sometimes I take for granted It's just like poetry inside to hear you breathing by my side like I’m in heaven and I’ve died so glad you're with me for this ride you fill me up, you're in my veins a look could take my breath away and all these things, you give away sometimes I take for granted I see your face to start my day makes all my bad dreams go away and all the stupid games we play wouldn't have it any other way you fill me up, you're in my veins a look could take my breath away and all these things, you give away sometimes I take for granted

Some Words Of Wisdom For Some Of You Guys And Even Girls
when your really into someone and i mean head over heals butterflies in your stomach cloud 9 feeling about someone...............DONT BE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN PAST GFS/BFS ALL THE FUCKING TIME IT MAKES US NOT FUCKING WANT YOU AND MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE ARE SECOND FIDEL TO THEM THAT WE CAN NEVER BE AS GOOD OR BETTER THEM AND MAKES JUST WANT TO FUCKING GIVE UP ON YOUR STUPID ASS..............BTW NEWS FLASH THERE IS A REASON THAT PEOPLE IN YOUR PAST DID NOT MAKE IT TO YOUR FUTURE SO LEAVE THE FUCKING PAST RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS IN THE DAMN PAST.....(you know who the fuck you are) i feel better now(some what anyways) anyone want a beer or 2 or something :-)

~!~halloween Game~!~
Here is alittle game for everyone to play! The came is simple and easy for everyone. Name the Halloween person That these people look alike.(Example Like One Might look like wolve man) Make sure you reply to the blog and tell us who looks like whom. 1)KISSES !@ fubar 2)Italian Irish Princess@ fubar 3)Sexy Little Kitty@ fubar 4)Live Life To The Fullest And Never Regret A Day That Passes You By......@ fubar Enjoy the little Game!

November 6th
November 6th You lie in bed awake at night But eyes are tightly shut Wishing that it was a dream But not with your damn luck The harsh motions run through your head Like daggers to the heart Tears are staining your flushed cheeks As time just falls apart November 6th was that party That you just had to go to You quickly got there, looking cute Excited with your crew The music loud and air was smokey Just like in the books And then you saw him, standing there With all his sexy looks You talked a bit and giggled some As he told you all his jokes All the noise and loud heartbeats Were distracting as he spoke So you two went into his room Where everything was quiet Focusing on each other Ignoring the big riot And then he kissed you long and hard And led you to his bed You went along and kissed him back "Slow Down" you quietly said But he acted like he heard nothing And pushing down some more You fell down quickly on the sheets

Calcutta Servant Girl
Calcutta Servant Girl by eroticaressa © We'd been two years living in Calcutta when my life changed forever. My husband, Peter, was a high-tech hired gun who'd been brought in by a powerful new Indian computer conglomerate to straighten out the problems that often came to companies that grew too fast. Pete had just finished up grad school at MIT and his skills had started to come in great demand. The company was flying us out first class and had found us an incredibly luxurious home in a fashionable part of Calcutta and they'd already hired us a cook, a maid, and a yard man! In Boston, I was supporting the two of us on my lowly boutique shop-girl's salary while Peter went through school and we could barely afford rent and food, forget about the "luxe" life. The idea of being a lady of leisure surrounded by an attentive staff was the stuff dreams were made of and I was packed and ready to go as soon as the offer was made. I promptly tossed all my heavy winter things and went

Carpet Soaker
Carpet Soaker by Spiewgels© Please vote for my story. I'm thinking of more chapters to come, if the response is good. But if not, I know I need to start with something else. The public comments will be on if you have something you'd like to add or want me to know. ******** I'm still not sure that this happened, but the recurring dreams I have at night seem to confirm the reality of the situation. This is about what happened at the end of my junior year in college. My last two weeks of school were hell, as I tried cramming for several difficult courses for finals. My roommate Jessica and I decided to get a load off from all the hard work by going to the local bar and seeing what unfortunate guys would drool over our barely covered breasts and asses, eventually stepping up to the plate to buy us drinks. I'm no user, by all means, but a girl has to have her perks. My roommate Jessica has been a dancer for ten years and her body told the story well. She had a lithe form,

Celia And Georgie
Celia and Georgie by celiacapiella © Celia. What a woman. Long slender legs, pure skin, and womanly figure. Ripe for the plucking. Twenty-seven and sure of herself, she walks with the grace of a ballerina, long auburn hair cascading over her delicate shoulders, almost reaching the soft rise of her perfect arse. God, I wish I was like her. She stole my lover, and I hate her. But how can I be so angry at such a beauty? Simple. I want revenge. We were lying in bed, my body pressed against Kali's back. I was trying to encourage a response along the lines of the coital, blowing in her ear, whispering my fingertips on her skin, but never expected, "Oh Lee-lee... Mmm... Don't stop..." Being christened Tay, I felt a little lost for words. Unabated, my fingers stuttered their way from her hips, over her stomach to gently cup her breast. She sighed (as she is want to do) and moaned, "Oh Lee-lee". Again, I was rather taken aback. Who did she think was touching her? Who the hell

Claudia Meets Elisa
Claudia Meets Elisa by Hotciao © This is something that happened some time ago with a colleague of mine called Elisa - hope you like it. Unfortunately, she is ignoring me now, maybe she has some moral problems with what happened... It has been such a beautiful night... We had fixed an appointment at 8.30 directly at the restaurant. I came a little late, as I thought it would have been a good idea to let Elisa wait for a while. She was sitting at the table I had booked, a little bit hidden from all other tables. She was placed in a way she could not see me immediately, and I took the time to look at her from behind. She had a large white blouse on together with a blue very tight skirt. She was dressed in a very elegant way, and I noticed she even had been at the hairdresser's. She had some grease in her black hair. Gosh, she had made up for me... She was just sitting there and sipping on her spumante. I then stepped forward to the table, barely touching her shoulder with my h

The Class Not Taught
The Class Not Taught by Bewitched69© "Cheyenne, get out two beers, I'm on my way over. I've got something that you have to see. I found something underneath Darren's bed, and I'm pissed!" Kirsten yelled into the phone before slamming it down. With a huff, she pushed herself up off the dorm room floor and looked around for something to hide the stash in. Grabbing a plastic bag she quickly shoved the stuff in and made a bee-line for the door. Running across campus she was nearly in tears. If there was anyone that could make sense of this, it was Cheyenne. Dodging the Friday night traffic on the sidewalks she finally made it to the Bluebird, the all-girls dorm on campus. Both she and Cheyenne had private rooms here, but she was headed right for her friend's room. Busting in the door, she was out of breath and beet red in the face. "Kirsten, what the hell is going on? Is everything okay?" Kirsten shook her head slowly. "No, no it's not. Listen, I went over to Darren's ro

Cocktails & Strangers
Cocktails & Strangers by CharlieBrown999 © "I seriously can't believe we're still doing this after all this time, Shauna. You call me up, we make up some excuse about a "girls" night to the guys, take more time getting dolled up than we do for them, meet in a sexy bar, and still pretend for the first hour (and first two drinks) that we're just interested in catching up." The girls both doubled over with laughter at what seemed now to be silly. "Why don't you just call me up and say, "Hey - you are the sexiest thing in the world - and I miss you..." and it would definitely take away some of the nerves!" It was true. Shauna and Alex had known each other for what seemed like forever. They met just after both had finished high school - and had seen each other through so many dud relationships. Their friendship was fun, but they had that history behind them to make it even more meaningful when they got together again. They were both bombshells - although with very different charac

Co-worker’s Lesbian Humiliation
Co-worker’s Lesbian Humiliation by leighclyde © Lindsay and Sarah are two young mums in their twenties. They work part-time in an old peoples’ day centre. They are two very different characters. Sarah is cool, trendy, sexy and rather fiery. Lindsay is a rather boring, geekish hippy-type. The two girls fall out over some minor issue. The consequence of which leads to Sarah humiliating Lindsay. Lindsay was a bit of a worrier. She tried not to watch the news, as she knew that she would get obsessional about some new disease. Recently bird flu had been in the news. At work she instantly volunteered to go to a conference to find out about it. Since having a child and her long-term boyfriend leaving her, she had even more time to focus on health issues. Apart from washing her hands every hour and eating only natural food she had also given up all alcohol. In many ways she was 25 going on 60. She didn’t wear make-up and mainly wore sensible clothing with an occasional bright scarf and

October 12, 2007
You are in a much more powerful position than you realize, so be sure to take advantage of it soon -- if not for your own benefit, then for that of your family or coworkers. You can make a huge change!

Losing Face
The loss of credibility Through actions of our own Can bring a shame apon us, Behavior we claim or disown. The thunderous crash of ego, Flashing with false integrity, Tidal waves of sel-importance Are flooded with human debris. This loss of face can haunt us, Limiting our ability to transform, Unless we work to lose the masks That causes the egos shamefull storm. Desire will hold the door open, Humility welcomes us inside, Change is always an option, When we drop the masks of pride. Losing the face of pretense And owning a state of grace Allows us to become our visions, being our truths, without disgrace.

Blonde Joke....
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. . (scroll down) 'Let's put all the Corn

Warped & Twisted(1987)
Harsh words & violent blows Hidden secrets nobody knows Eyes are open, hands are fisted Deep inside I'm warped & twisted So many tricks & so many lies Too many whens & too many whys Nobody's special, nobody's gifted I'm just me, warped & twisted Sleeping awake & choking on a dream Listening loudly to a silent scream Call my mind, the number's unlisted Lost in someone so warped & twisted On my knees, alive but dead Look at the invisible blood I've bled I'm not gone, my mind has drifted Don't expect much, I'm warped & twisted Burnt out, wasted, empty, & hollow Today's just yesterday's tomorrow The sun died out, the ashes sifted I'm still here, warped & twisted

Depession Food
ya know i've ate alot of things when i tumbled into my bouts of depression but i gotta say i found a new sifull delectable that i just may get hooked on...and no its not sex or giving head....(to late for that...lol).... its starbucks java chip ice cream. chunks of chocolate mixed into a coffee icecream thats purrrrrrrrringly good...for me though i add cherries, nuts, caramel sause, and a lot of whip cream. ya know this would be great to eat of a guy ...if he could take the cold....lol so what ya'll think?

Parable Of The Three Trees
parable of the three trees By: Justin Ervin "the roots of evil grow only as deep as the soil they're planted in will allow." On a beautiful plain stood three trees. In the center stood the tree of life. It represented all things good in the world. It is planted in fertile soils and has sweet fruit and dew. It sustains the very heart of all living things. A mile to the east of the tree of life stood another tree. The tree of decay. This tree represented what could bring the tree of life down. It represented the decomposition of life. However, this tree was not firmly rooted and is small. The ground rendered the tree of decay helpless to take root. Thus the land around the tree of life remained unaffected. A mile to the west of the tree of life stood another tree. The tree of sorrow was planted in fertile soil. The tree was beautiful and supple and full of life...Its beauty rivaled even the beauty of the tree of life itself. However, the tree sucked the life

For Sugar And Spice :)
Fix You Coldplay When you try your best but you don't succeed When you get what you want but not what you need When you feel so tired but you can't sleep Stuck in reverse When the tears come streaming down your face When you lose something you can't replace When you love someone but it goes to waste Could it be worse? Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you And high up above or down below When you're too in love to let it go If you never try then you'll never know Just what you're worth Lights will guide you home And ignite you bones And I will try to fix you Tears stream down your face When you lose something you cannot replace Tears stream down your face And I... Tears stream down your face I promise you that I'll learn from my mistakes Tears stream down your face And I... Lights will guide to home And ignite to bones And I will try to fix you Ty Hun your awesome :D

Wax
All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!! My night began as any other normal weekday night. Came home, cooked dinner and played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours. "Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet?" So I headed to the site of my demise.. the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No mess, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly girl, but am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!* So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each together, stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out The hairdryer and heat it to 1000 degre

Parents 'ignorant About Cannabis'
Parents 'ignorant about cannabis' Police chiefs are accusing parents of showing ignorance and complacency in the face of widespread cannabis use among teenage children. The Association of Chief Police Officers says many parents do not understand the serious health risks of newer, more potent strains of the drug. It is calling on parents to show zero tolerance to help stamp out use of the class C drug. Government figures for 2006 suggest one in 10 under-16s has smoked cannabis. The call follows the sentencing of mother Nicola Cooper earlier this week for giving cannabis to her children to stop them buying it from street dealers. Some kids are taking the equivalent in cannabis terms of what would be a bottle of vodka a day Professor Robin Murray, Institute of Psychiatry Assistant Chief Constable Simon Burne of the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo) said it was irresponsible parenting to introduce drugs to children. "It's about zero tolerance,"

A Poem I Wrote For Someone
His dark mane shinning in the light He is the one that had to fight to be free of the demons only he can see a soul with a tale once told it will sail over oceans, lands, and seas all it wants is to be free a good ear will make it not fear his dark eyes are lighter to show that he is a fighter for his heart and soul he doesnt hide in his hole a gentle man on a hurtful land he feels the pain'is called insane he is now filled with hope she will hope him cope he doesnt fight for her love might set him free for the harmful land to ssee The freedom he fought for hit him to the core His heart is tame for he now has a name for the wouds will heal only scars left to deal for the mustan shows his fear lows Rage in a shinning blade for it soon will fade she knew him on the outside and wished he wouldnt hide He opened up her too see what kind of man he can be!

A Healing Heart
He is kind, sweet and understanding. When I look into his eyes I see something that I have never seen before, it is something that people take for granted. I am given this and I believe that it is true. I am not as scared of anything when I am in his arms. He kisses all the fears away!

Always There ♥
Always There At night I lie awake Knowing that I messed up Again and again Over and over But you’re still there Still talking Still listening I don’t understand Why you’re not mad Or why you haven’t left You’re always there for me Always cheering me up Or wiping away my tears When I’m overwhelmed by my fears The urges that temp me But they go away when you’re here Sometimes I wish that u would leave So I wouldn’t get you into this To ruin your life With the cut of a knife But then again I’m glad That you haven’t left At least not yet... But that’s all I could ask for For you to always be here When the end is near… When I finally decide to leave

Of Insanity
I dunno sometimes just letting my feelings and whats on my mind out on "paper" helps me feel a lil better so here i go. My life about 4 years ago was great...I got all the ladies i wanted....i was in shape...i had dreams....people loved me...it was hard for me to find something that made me sad....and i smiled everyday. Well everything has changed. ive been single ever since and ive been shot down ever since. ive let my body go. my dreams keep getting shot down. people seem to not care or like me much anymore. its hard for me to find something that makes me happy. and i cant keep a smile on everyday. i don't know what to do anymore. i yurn for a love in my life. everyday i go to work and hate my job and my mind is everywhere thinking about a bunch of shit i have to get done. yet i come home alone and wait for my phone to ring so i can go out and hang with some friends. unfortunately my phone never rings because every single one of my friends has someone at home with them. they

P!nk - Who Knew
You took my hand You showed me how You promised me You'd be around Uh huh That's right I took your words And I believed In everything You said to me Yeah huh That's right If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong I know better 'Cause you said forever And ever Who knew Remember when We were such fools And so convinced And just too cool Oh no, No no. I wish I could touch you again I wish I could still call you a friend I'd give anything When someone said count your blessings now 'fore they're long gone I guess I just didn't know how I was all wrong They knew better Still you said forever And ever Who knew Yeah yeah I'll keep you locked in my head Until we meet again Until we Until we meet again And I won't forget you my friend What happened If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong and That

Friends
Friends are the flowers in the garden of life, They help you though times of trouble and strife. There's nothing like friends to make a heart sing, True friends will share with you most everything. They will not abandon you in times of need, They're not overcome by envy or greed. Friends are the icing on life's great big cake, Real friends will give and allow you to take. I don't know how I would survive without friends, they applaud ny beginnings and mourn my sad ends. Tell me, please tell me, what I would do, If I didn't have a garden full of friends like YOU! Have a beautiful week my friends.

Stonefruit
Dearheart Take a look at you I know how it feels Branches full of fruit Life streaks And surges all in green The bounty of the rain The bounty of the spring Dearheart You can’t keep them all I wait with eyes closed I’ll lighten your load Truth hurts Remember this: We are pooling our faith (You said it) Asking for my basketful Shake loose All your garnet jewels Whatever sustains me Gifts and pampers you Trees drop Plums in my open mouth I wait with eyes closed Paradise my own Truth hurts Hold onto this: We are pooling our faith (You said it) Juice bursts Don't let it drip We are pooling our faith (You said it)

Easy, Fast, Painless. ♥
Easy, Fast, Painless. Its starting again, The feelings I had before- But so much more… Than what I remember. Nasty memories are, Burning inside- So many nights that I have cried… Just because of them. Too many temptations, So slick, so easy, so right- I know I wont win this fight… So I cave in. Just one little nudge, With this nice xacto blade- And it all starts to fade… As it sinks in my skin. The salty droplets, Relax me within- God, theres so much sin… Inside of me. But I don’t care, That this leaves a scar- The ends not to far… Anyways.

Funny As Hell
i find this absolutely hilarious that people have online mommies and daddies dont yall ?? that they report everything to that person despite what sarcasm may lie behind it!!!!! lmao how many people think i would actually tell someone to let me see them naked in public ??? cause you know what i would just to piss em off Re: Re: Re: Re: tits lmfao Hide header Date: Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:05:24 -0700 From: Size: 6 KB To: pilo2001@fubar.com Reply-To: nice to know that pagan has a mommy online good looking out for your daughter im proud so that must be the kid you care about right ???? On 10/15/2007, pilo2001@fubar.com wrote: Wow.. that was a nice attempt, really, but yet not effective. Sorry. and I'm pretty sure that you have to be sexy in order to show off sexy pictures. I could be wrong... but I'm pretty sure that's how it works. On 10/15/2007, windows_3rr0r@fubar.com wrote: well however we will do this i will fix your girls problem and also i will not arg

Re: Experts Fear Repeat Of 1929 Economic Crash
RE: Experts Fear Repeat Of 1929 Economic Crash ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 16 Oct 2007, 05:03 Experts Fear Repeat Of 1929 Economic Crash Two prominent economic experts have warned that "insiders with conflicts of interest" allied to the Fed's policy of tanking the dollar to bail out Wall Street could lead to a repeat of the economic crash of 1929, during a segment on Bill Moyers' PBS show. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/161007_economic_crash.htm

Hit Me Harder Today..
Well if anyone is reading my blogs you know about the passing of a very close friend of mine. Well just saw the obit in the paper today and although I knew it was true, deep down I guess I was in a bit of denial until I saw it in the paper today. Hit me like a ton of bricks, so I feel even worse now than before.

Dic-matized
Deep, fulfilling, meaningful, love, passion, beauty are all the lies that his body tells me as he lies between my legs doing what he does oh so well. His eyes look deep inside my soul and he sees the curiosity sparking within me. That’s when he digs deeper, strokes slower, kisses deeply, fill me with him, speaks to me with his body, and loves me passionately. I look into his eyes and see all the little white lies, shit; the big black ones too. My heart breaks, my mind races, but my body opens up and lets him in. I cry silently wanting to know how is it that this man between my legs has me so DICK-matized. I ask myself, “Do you love him? Yes, I do.” I close my eyes and picture the man that I used to love, how he used to make love to me, how he used to kiss me, how he used to touch me, how he used to be and my blood is flowing through my body making me feel hot. I open eyes only to have my vision taken from me by the evolution of the man that used to be. He’s grown into something I don’t

Early Update
Hey everyone... We had fun at the benefit, good food, good friends and a great time! I had a chance to hang out with Debbi for a little bit, she paid for her fun though, and I know how that feels. Apparently it took me three days to get payback. I have Chemo THIS week! I wanted to send it out early instead of not being in the right mond and trying to send one after chemo too soon. So I will send one after chemo but it may not be right away..don't worry it just means I want to be able to see straight before I email! LOL We bought all of our halloween costumes! Gracie decided ona barbie cheerleader, Mattie a ballerina, Chris a Grim reaper, creepy one too, Perry a 8 foot headless man carrying his own head!, Chaya is going to be Rainbow brite.....I loved that cartoon when I was little, and I will be Marilyn Monroe! Hey she was plus size ya know! LOL....I tried to get Perry to be Joe Dimaggio or keneddy, but it didn't work out! LOL Anyway the kids are really excited to

Life Is Unfair!!
Today I had to go over to my Brother's who was in a very serious accident over two weeks ago to help him out. While I was there he had fallen out of his wheelchair, and by the time I got to the room to help him. He was crawling to his wheelchair. Now my Brother is a very strong man, but he lost his foot and part of his leg in this accident. I am having a VERY hard time tonight. To watch someone u love and respect trying to get his life back to normal, and the struggles he is facing (is kinds hard). Pleas do not for one moment take the simple thing sin life for granted!!

Good Bye
The time has come, This must be done.I say goodbye to you. Never will i miss you. No control of this The hell you put me thought. My laughter,my smile,the love in my heart. You took those away right from the start... You took me away from who cared.. Lonely Isolation is all we ever shared..So bittersweet,that i thought i should drink deer after beer after beer..Happy sad crazy mad.. I let you make me ill!! Buried in a hole. Seaching for my soul,My life was under you spell.. I woke up today,I thew you away It my life,And i'm taking it back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Illegal Irs Tax Protestor Ed Brown Gassed & Tortured By Feds
RE: Illegal IRS Tax Protestor Ed Brown Gassed & Tortured By FEDS ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: We Are Change NYC Date: 17 Oct 2007, 15:45 From: The fool on the hillBrian[RONPAUL2008.COM]Date: Oct 17, 2007 4:15 PMDigg Ed Brown Gassed, Tortured In Deprivation TankTax protester speaks for first time since arrest in prison phone call Paul Joseph WatsonPrison Planet Wednesday, October 17, 2007 In a disturbing audio clip, Ed Brown speaks for the first time since his arrest and relates how he was gassed by noxious fumes for three days in a detention center as well as being put in a deprivation tank for 15 hours. Shaun of MaketheStand.com was able to call the Ohio prison that Brown has been incarcerated in and talk with him on the phone for 10 minutes. Sensory deprivation is a form of torture and extended deprivation can result in extreme anxiety, hallucinations, bizarre thoughts, depression, and antisocial behavior. Brown also said he had been p

Bobbitt Family
BOBBITT FAMILY UPDATE In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ... A Misdewiener!

Painting A Porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had pa

October 18, 2007
You've got at least one strength that keeps you ahead of the game: your stamina. Today more than ever, you know you can outlast the competition, so just settle in for the long haul and enjoy the ride.

Mullet Festival
Well it is our yearly mullet festival here in Niceville, Fl. No, it is not in honor of the haircut, but of the fish. it is for 3 days and 2 nights and we have 3 major country stars coming to it. blake shelton, gary allen, and kenny rogers. they have to throw the old timers in on sunday for family day. we have had billy ray cyrus, trick pony, montgomery gentry, dixie chicks, trace adkins, and some other well known country stars. should be fun, if this weather would ever clear up. we are selling hamburgers there and so i hope we do good. if you are in the niceville area, please stop by and see us.

Numbnut
my first asshole in my shoutbox blog, im so excited juggalotus...: ur shits weak fuck u fag iam done wastin my time with ur bitch ass juggalotus...: FAGGOT ASS BITCH COCKSUCKIN LIL BITCH ASS NUTHIN BUT MOUTH LIL HO FUCK U FAG IT THE END OF THE DAY U SUCK BLACK DICK NOT ME BITCH ->juggalotus...: i would stop sticking my dick in ass but that would mean undoing all the knots ive used to tie up your dad and i really cant be bothered finding another gimp juggalotus...: look homie be real fuckin glad i dont live by u i would beat the fuckin shit outta that lil bitch ass face juggalotus...: cheese from ur forskin ur a fag wash ur cock and keep it outta dudes buttholes ->juggalotus...: why would i want to do that? your mum would'nt be able to find another pimp and i kinda like her sucking the cheese from my foreskin for rent money juggalotus...: kill urself fag ->juggalotus...: wow, i dont think i can compete with your obvious lack of brains, so why not just shut the fuck up and g

Re: Why Does This Friend Of Mine Have So Many Friends????
RE: why does this friend of mine have so many friends???? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: gpandtedsmom Date: 18 Oct 2007, 23:05 Keep up the great job !!!!Show me the damn LAW !!!!!!!From: ARREST THE PRESIDENT (and his boss, Cheney)Date: Oct 18, 2007 11:01 PM(Please repost and keep reposting. We are getting through. Join the internet revolution!)1.2 MILLION IRAQIS KILLED SINCE THE INVASION FOR OILVOTE TO IMPEACH BUSHVOTE TO IMPEACH BUSHVOTE TO IMPEACH BUSHVOTE TO IMPEACH BUSHVOTE TO IMPEACH BUSHVOTE TO IMPEACH

Please Read And Put In Private Message
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u c

Computers And Whores
People and computers. Neither one of these things do I really understand. Lets start with computers, cuz honestly that is the least confusing thing out there. I want to take my computer here at work and chuck the fucking thing out the god damn window. It is going so s l o w. I could just scream and scream and scream. Hence probably my mood I am in today. Well that and a few other things too, but thats besides the point. I know its not the computers fault, its our server but still why do I have to spend the whole fucking day trying to make up these 50 or so stupid numbers and stuff. It should only take me a couple of hours and stuff. But, no.....its taking me since 8:30 this morning to get about halfway through it all. Everything is taking forever to open and save. It sucks. I need a fucking beer. Then people. Where the fuck do I begin with this woman I work with? I wont say names but if anyone works at where I work they know about the bitch who used to be a hoe. I mean,

****
Well today has proved to be no better than yesterday. I often wonder... How good is one person's word? I mean... who do you know to trust now a days? When someone says "I love you", how true is it? Does it depend on the person? or... how it's said? I don't understand it anymore. I truly care about a lot of people. And I will always cherish you and hold you close to my heart. I've always treated people the way I want to be treated.... Shouldn't everyone live by this rule? The world would truly be a better place for it. I'm the type of person that doesn't feel the need to be a perv to anyone. I don't go looking in your "naughty" pictures... I don't request anyone's naughty pictures. Which is why I don't understand why anyone does. I'm truly disturbed by this. Do some people not have a life outside of fubar? to lower their standards to internet "porn or naughty" pictures? I personally, have a life... I'm starting to wonder about a lot of people and things on here.... To the ones who ask m

Pissed Need Suggestions.
I paid the $17.53 last week and paid just yesterday before 8:00pm of $48.13 of the automated system told me to pay and gave me a confirmation number and everything. All of a sudden its off!!!!!

New Address For Reno, They Moved Him This Morning. To Write Make Sure You Use His Full Name.
New address for Reno, they moved him this morning. to write make sure you use his full name. Cirino Gonzalez Merrimack County detention Center 214 Daniel Webster Hwy Boscawen, NH 03303 thank you Donna VanMeter http://www.myspace.com/damnvanmeter if want to mail this guy and say thanks for standing up to irs

I Wish
I wish the part of me that loves you Was the part of me thats gone. I wish the parts of me you hurt Were the part I would throw away. I wish the part of me that lingers on, Would leave and go away. And that the parts of me you touched Could be the parts I cut away. I wish all this could be true, But if it was there would be nothing left. I wish we could start over, Or better yet never have had a begining. Then you never could have hurt me Or loved me or touched me. But they will always be apart of me . Because I love you still More than words can ever express More than you will ever know For reasons I dont even know I love you still And always will. Author unknown, even to herself and more so on the long nights when sleep never comes.

One More Day
What were you thinking on that day, when you took your life away? Were you feeling so much pain? Were you calling out my name? Just one more day, one more day with you. One more day, one more day with you. I can't believe that this is true, my heart's so broke from loosing you. It didn't have to be this way. Ending your life in your dismay. Just one more day, one more day with you. One more day, one more day with you....

October 20, 2007
You've been feeling pretty good about your situation, but now you need to try something a little different -- especially when it comes to money. You can tell what will work and what won't this time.

Lost
Tears of blood stain my eyes, whispers into empty darkness I cry and scream into the night and no one hears I pray to gods that do not listen for love that is ungiven Where are the days that have gone by? I dream of times to come still, times gone by and Times that never were I would sacrifice all to love again, To hold again, to be yours again Why do gods mock me? Why do devils torment me? I lay here each night and stare into darkness hoping, praying, dreaming that you are still here I look each day for your face in passing cars, on sidewalks and now in bars When will the time come that i could love again? There have been offers of love and i stand back There is only one i say, and i cannot go with you.. My heart, mind and soul belong to another She does not love you they say, let me love you tonight, I cannot, for i belong to another Why must i feel this way? Why do i love someone who does not love me? The pain, the anguish still so fresh, an open wound that

My Mom
this is my mom GODDESSOFLIGHT *PROUD FU-WIFE OF ARMY DAD*@ fubar we all love her so much. she works hard to provide for us. well im on my own now but i have 3 sisters still at home. my mom works 2 jobs and works her ass off at them. she puts in around 60 or more hours a week. soon at tax season she will put in over 100 hours a week. she also has a diease called lupus. makes it hard for her to work but she does it. she shows us so much love and has taught us so much in life. i cant say enough about her. she doesnt date hardly at all she spends most of her away from work time with her children, like planning a halloween party for them. just reason she had a slumber party for my baby sister, had 24 6 year olds at it. lol i stayed away. we dont know how she does it all. to say she is wonder woman puts it mildly. she does so much for so many. she also belongs to the ladies auxillary and helps them with things there. she hardly ever misses a sporting event or what ever

Oh The Ceptic Are Shyte!
RE: Rangers 3 Celtic 0 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 20 Oct 2007, 08:15 Walter Smith celebrated his 21st victory in the Old Firm derby as Rangers threw down a massive marker in the race for the title.Two goals from Nacho Novo and a Barry Ferguson strike had the Rangers fans in raptures as they drew level with their rivals and signalled their intent.It had been fairly even in the early stages but Novo changed the course of the contest with a terrific header in 28 minutes.The Little Spaniard - a surprise inclusion at the expense of Kris Boyd - got on the end of a wonderful ball in from Alan Hutton to claim his fourth goal in this fixture.Ferguson sprayed the ball wide to Hutton, who seemed to lose his footing but regained his composure to whip over a great cross which was missed by McManus and Caldwell.Novo came storming in ahead of Darren O'Dea to bullet a header which Artur Boruc could not stop from going into the net.Then 11

Another Day...
Here's pretty much what's going on... I'm back in school at EMCC finishing up Hotel & Restaurant Mangement. I graduate in Dec. and the cermony is in May. The kids are doign great. Brady has had a little bit of dental work done, I know, OUCH! He also turned 9 recently. He's going to be going to see specialists next month. He's 9 and weighs like 43 lbs. and his sister is 4 and weighs about 45 lbs. We're hoping that we can get that straightened out about his weight. I think he's just going to be an underweight kid that will be tall. I dunno. I know that he will hit a growth spurt sooner or later. T.K. is doing good. No problems, cept for not listening. She is in Pre-K and so far, I think that she's enjoying it. Brady's in the 3rd grade and I think that he's liking it some. Yes, I am still single. I still dont' get it... I'm told how beautiful and pretty and all that but why am I single? I think that I'm a good person. I do have references to back that up. I do still have a few ex's ch

So You All Know
2 weeks ago I got my laptop stolen. Plus I've been hanging out with my girlfriend. I'm still alive just been busy. Good Luck. I'll contact you all when I get my new comp. Right now I'm on my girlfriend's computer.

5 Min Away Hope You Guys Can Make It!!!!!
COME INTO THE FUSION LOUNGE AT 7PM EST TO WITNESS THE FUMARRIAGE OF BROWN EYED PAPI AND AMELIA! Click The Ring To Enter !! Hope you guys can make it!!!! Thank You Poetic Heart for everything!!!

Thoughts
Aaaah,the RAIN! Don't think that when the clouds have come and the sun has been obscured that it is not a beautiful day. The weather should move with you,the wind should carry you,for if it was not for the wind there would be no change,life would be static and there would be no rain!The rain carries with it LIFE and ENERGY! Many places suffer drought on this earth and would be grateful for just one drop!It is charged with electrical energy,do you not feel a spark within you once the rain has touched your skin?Feel its lightening energy strike flash within your mind and body(I love the lightening...what a SHOW)!Even the sound of rain is music! Rain is the reason for our colorful EARTH full of vibrant plants and trees...and an abundance of wild life for we all need water for survival as we did come from that very substance itself! So embrace the rain and dance with its descent...loosen your clothing (All of them,if you can!)and let it soak your skin! Don't sit inside wai

Liars
Liars I hate I can not stand They always seem to get under my skin Men are the biggest I do confess Tellin you wut u wanna hear and A whole lot of other mess They start off tellin you that your wifey But to other Bitches your just a friend With all these lies how come they expect it not to end Liars I hate I can not stand They march together like a united band In a lie is not where i wanna be If you wanna lie than set me free Cuz my heart can be found for my true love to be With me and only me

Your Love Poison
by me .... you just let me cry in all my pain ,i bleed you’ve got me trapped inside and you i cant believe i swallow words of lies all that you have said you cant dig them up cause they’re burned into my head this would’ve never happen’d but you tricked me into your thirst i had to cure that quench i had to have you first so i drank your love poison you reached into my chest you ripped out my whole heart you drank up all my blood i had no idea ,that you would be no good! but you just let me cry in all my pain i bleed you trapped me deep inside you i just can’t believe i swallow words of lies all that you have said you cant dig them up you burned them in my head you reached into my chest you ripped out my heart how was i to know that you’d rip me all apart whenever i drank your love poison

Effortless Effort
Effortless effort The direction you're headed will determine how easily and gracefully you make progress. When you're moving toward your most authentic desires, the going will feel almost effortless. Sure, there will be effort involved, and indeed it may be quite complicated and challenging. Yet when that effort is applied in a direction that's in harmony with who you are, it won't feel like effort at all. It will feel like adventure and it will feel like fulfillment. Because that's exactly what it is. If your efforts do not feel effortless, if you struggle against them and resent them and avoid them, something is surely wrong. Look closely and carefully at where you are headed, and make sure your actions from moment to moment are in line with the things you value most. Even the most difficult challenges, even the most demanding efforts can bring real joy as you work through them. When you're serving a purpose that has real meaning for you, every step is something to be tre

Bad Friend :-(
So I have been negilgent in my friend duties -- rating and commenting especially, and I apoloigize. I promise to make it up this week as best as I can. I's love to hear from you too :) Stop by and drop me a line, let me know how you're doing, and start conversing ;-) You might even like it a little...LOL

Thinking Of Poverty Or Wealth?
"Being poor is a frame of mind." -- Mike Todd What do you think of money? Our beliefs create our reality. If you have struggled with money most of your adult life, chances are that something happened when you were young to create limiting beliefs around money and prosperity. Look back to your early years. What beliefs did your parents and other influential adults have about money? Chances are you’re also carrying those beliefs. Are they serving you? “The law of abundance is that everything replicates after its own kind. Like is attracted to like. If you want more wealth, concentrate of wealth; think thoughts of abundance and wealth.” -- Delfin Knowledge System

The Way You Grew Up
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight be

You Ruin Me
4 years with you, 2 without. Time is never-ending, but it is what ended us. 4 years.. I met you, I loved you, I hated you.. I met you when I was 16, working my first job, settling in a new place, trying to cope with the changes that just disruppted my life. You were so gorgeous. Your smile I could get lost in. Your hands, so strong, were my protection. You had this charm and you knew just how to sweep me off of my feet. I remember our first words, as silly as they were. I said, "You're gorgeous. Can I touch your butt?" You replied yes and I smiled. I turned around, rumbled for paper and a pen, turned to you and said, "Here is my number. You better call me or we will never have this conversation again." You smiled and went home. At 7p.m. I received that phone call that, unknowingly, would change my life, forever. I loved you when I was 17. You were my entire life. Nothing else seemed to matter. We were inseperable. You were a part of my family right from the beginning. You

Re: Hitlery !-!-!-!-
RE: Hitlery !-!-!-!- ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Awake Date: 22 Oct 2007, 14:06 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: "Hitlery-Hillary"Date: Oct 22, 2007 2:04 PM

More Things I Love...=)
MoRe THiNgS i LoVe.. stupid SurveyS that UnCover So Much! blasting My Music when Im Home Alone danCing Like No oNEs WaTcHiNg BakinG CookiEs aNd The Smell of Vanilla Candles! DresSing Up All Girly! Hot Pink and Black! Photography * Shopping * Laughing * Dancing * PArtying Summer Days and Pink Night skiEs! Tanning Beach Bumming. Purple SkittlEs! SarCAsm and cLever Letters! QuOtes ANd StickErs ! MY FamiLy! WriTiNg aNd MaKiNg PoUtY aNd KiSsiE FaCes! the Feeling wheN You've Finished SomethiNg Big! CrY FesTs With BEsT FriendS Over NonSenSE! ScaReY MovieS! The SmEll OF DraKkaR! KodAk MomEnts and HallMark CommerCiaLs! Making A GenuiNe ConNectiON with SomeOne! SnOwMeN and TeDdy BeArS! BAllOonS And LeaRniNg! singINg In THe ShowEr And ThiNking Im REallY gooD! REaDing MagAzinEs aNd GoiNG To THe GyM! LaugHing ANd MaKing Other PeoplE Laugh! BEinG Able To CeleBrAte All HoLIdAYs! Being Told im PreTTy aND beinG Eyed From Across A rOom! MYstery and Co

Dance Of Fire
Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion’s war. Forgotten now, the outside world. All is here, behind this door. He strokes her body tenderly, she arches up for his caress. He finds her silken portal and her womanly wetness. She moans in fiery desire and pulls his hand away, wishing to end this exquisite torture and get on with passion’s play. She straddles his waiting body, eases him into her feminine hollow. She leads him on a rhythmic dance, his thrusting hips must follow. She rides him faster, even then, to hear his wondrous sighs. She shows him all the delights she has between her womanly thighs. They stare into each other’s eyes and gasp as ecstasy unreels, and tangles them i

Broken
Title: Broken By: Me A broken soul Still waiting for things to unfold Waiting, to not be so cold Not listening to what I'm told Dancing in the ashes of a memory lost Looking for guidance in the cross Chewed up, spit out, and tossed This is life's cost To never be the person you were Life becomes a complete blur Searching for meaning, but it's not there You become cold and bare Emotionless and unaware Sitting alone with a clueless stare

Trying To Fly
Title: Trying To Fly By: Me Life.....what is life?......life is what you make it Things you do, things you say Time at work and time at play Some peoples life just zooms on by With no obstructions to get in the way Others is like trying to fly with one broken wing You fall out of the nest, everyday the same thing Everyday is a struggle to get out of bed And make something positive flow through my head I can be what society wants me to be But I'd rather be something more suited for me I feel like a lit coal, just sitting in the ashes With nothing around me to fuel my passions Not knowing what the next day will bring I feel like a bird tied to a string To fly for a moment, to feel free at last But you fall everyday, right back to your past They say those who quit never succeed So I continue to fly with these broken wings

What If?
Title: What If? By: Me What if I had died? How many people would've cried? Would you have been there then? Would you have even tried? Would you have gone to my wake? Or would your heart just break? Would you visit my grave? Would you say that I was corageous and brave? Or would you call me society's slave? What if I was too far gone to save? What if I was retarded? Would I be sheltered and gaurded? Would you try to help me? Would you accept my disability? Would you love me if my soul wasn't clean? Or would you break down and scream? What if things aren't what they seem? What if I told you that this is just a dream?

Diplomatic Onslaught Over Kurdish Plans
Diplomatic onslaught over Kurdish plans Intense diplomatic efforts are under way to try to head off a major Turkish operation against fighters of the Kurdistan Workers' Party, the PKK, in northern Iraq. Western diplomats believe that Turkey will launch such an operation unless the United States can engineer some significant moves against the PKK. The latest PKK operation, near the village of Daglica on the Turkish side of the border with Iraq, killed 12 Turkish soldiers. Eight others are missing. The US will have to act through the Iraqi government and the first signs of success came when the Iraqi President Jalal Talabani, himself a Kurd, announced that the PKK would call a ceasefire. However, it has called several ceasefires since its leader Abdullah Ocalan declared an end to its war for Kurdish independence after he was captured in 1999, and clearly the call has not been accepted by all its elements. Rice efforts The US Secretary of State Condoleezza Ric

Pray For The Family Please
I found out lastnight that someone I knew lost their wife due to a shotting. The shooting took place saturday. She was a mother and a dear wife to a good friend of mine. She was a very loving person and she trusted everyone. Life is way to short. Live it while you can. Someonthing like this might happen one day.

Him.
I can still taste his sweet kiss. I can still feel his strong hands and fingers all over me. I can still feel his hot breath on my body. If I think about it hard enough, I can still feel him inside me and it makes me want him more than I did before I knew what he was like. I want more of him.

Random Thoughs And Babblings
There is this guy in my life who is really special to me. The problem is, I'm not the only female in his life. His best friend who also happens to be his ex girlfriend is a constant in his life. Thats not the problem though! The problem is her and I didnt start off on very good terms. I want to get along with her because she is such a big part of his life. I dont want him stressing because her and I can't stand the thought of each other. His happiness is most important to me. I want to be part of his life for a long time, but I'm afraid if her and I don't come to terms with each other thats not going to happen. He doesnt want us to meet each other because he's afraid that it will be a conflict. But at the same time I dont see how we are supposed to both be a part of his life if we cant get along! We just spent 2 wonderful weeks with each other and things were awesome while he was here. He got along with my kids like he had been around them their entire lives. They miss h

Something New...
It was a hot day, the pool looked so inviting and no one else was home, so I stripped off my t-shirt, bra ,shorts, panties and jumped in. After cooling off I climbed out and lay on the side of the pool in the sun to dry off. As I was lying there with the sun and warm breeze drying my naked body, I couldn't help but think of you and what I could be doing to you at that moment. I could feel myself getting wet and my nipples getting hard I was getting so excited just thinking about you , I couldn't stand it ,I just had to touch myself. As I was getting into the start of a good orgasm, I felt someone else's presence. I opened my eyes and saw one of my girlfriends had decided to stop by for a visit. She was just standing there watching me, her face was flushed either from excitement or embarrassment. I wasn't sure but I thought maybe she was turned on. I decided to find out, I got up and walked slowly toward her, never taking my eyes off hers, once I was right in front of her I gently took

What's Really Going On?
Can anyone tell me why the price of the MuMMs went up? I mean come on...it's not like the mumms are like milk!!!! There is an endless supply of them so why the hell did they have to be raised or at least raised so damn high! 5,000 FuBucks is OUTRAGEOUS!!!! They'll probably start charging to respond or vote on them next!!!!

Gramps
Lloyd G. Butler 9/24/34-7/23/06 Many of you remember Lloyd as a Corning employee, Lawrence township supervisor, or even that guy that drove the “Ole Blue Truck”. Being Lloyd’s oldest grandchild, I spent many years creating and collecting memories. I have always kept him on a pedestal, as he appeared almost invincible. He was the strongest willed person I have ever met, a person that could teach you anything, and someone we will never forget. They say everyone chooses someone to idolize as a child, and he would be mine…my hero…my gramps. For the first couple years I was known as “the kid”. Hey Patsy, where’s the kid? She would respond, “Probably home with her mother” Well let’s go get her! I don’t recall many childhood memories without my grandparents. As we got older we would beg for him to take us fishing, which he took us occasionally. If we didn’t catch anything on those famous Chinese fishing poles, he would take us out for waffle fries. Usually he woul

Sittin Here
Here I sit wondering what you’re doing. Here I sit wondering how you slept. Here I sit wondering if you’re missing me like I miss you. Here I sit day dreaming what your doing today. Here I sit all alone wanting to talk to you hoping you hear me. Here I sit hoping you open your eyes realizing I’m not there and thinking of me sitting here thinking of you. Here I sit longing to touch you, touch you the way you touch me. Here I sit alone at my desk hoping you are awaken by my thoughts of you. You are all I think of morning, noon and night. I think of you, I just hope you're thinking of me to.

Rules Of Drunk Dialing
Rules of Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3. If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom, I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you." 4. Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something?? 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright… if you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You can also call this

A Dream
last night i dreamed that you were in my arms that all i had given you was everything you wanted I held you so tight, and promised to never let go and take care of you forever last night i imagined that words wouldn't hurt that all i had said was what you needed to hear whispering softly and tenderly from my heart last night i hoped you would hear me and dream the same for one moment i was truly at peace together we were happy last night i wished the world would end so that moment would never go away but these dreams are just that, dreams nothing real. your heart would never break, and I would never cry last night i loved you if only for last night

The Cleansing Of Mankind
The Cleansing of Mankind by vella_ms © * It was fall and the air held a nip of frost in its bony clutches. It was also close to Halloween, a time for secrets; a time for hidden fun. At the monthly gathering of the Women's Legal Society a group of six women sat on lush chairs in a comfortable living room with the lights dimmed. A fire roared in the river-stone fireplace, lending warmth to the night air. Their purpose was to support one another in their professional pursuit but this night they giggle and laugh over silly stories of pranks they pulled. Each woman swirled a long stem crystal glass of red wine and exchanged stories from the past. Mary Anna, a successful defense lawyer, assessed these women. She tilted her head, allowing her soft brown hair to cover her eyes a bit, buying time to ponder if they would believe her story. "I have a story to tell," she stated quietly. "A story of a client I had not so long ago. You may not believe it, but I found her diary on the

Dark Side Of Man
Dark Side of Man by Samuelx © Greetings, dear readers. I would like to invite you on a journey into the darkest heart of humanity. You're going to see all sorts of wonders, and horrors. It's not for the faint of heart. If you are the sort of man or woman who faints during horror movies or gets goose bumps, then I suggest you leave. If not, stick around and enjoy the show. I guarantee that it's going to leave a mark. Our story revolves around a certain twisted soul, and his adventures. Trevor James and Marcy Jade are a couple of black professionals who like to get together exclusively for some hot fun. No strings attached. No limits. Both of them have careers. Trevor is a high-powered attorney in the big city. At the age of thirty two, this six-foot-six, black-skinned intellectual athlete has already made Junior Partner at the large law firm for which he works. Marcy is the Director of Special Projects for Maximum Security, a high-powered security agency started by her best frien

The Extender
The Extender by Paul44 © (Author's Note; Though the story is complete within itself it is a sequel to Silver Buckles if you want to read that story.) * The tinny bell echoed in the crowded interior as the young couple entered the shop and gasped at the goods they saw stocked on the shelves or on offer. The air seemed to be filled with the musty smell of dust, old polish and beneath this an unusual and repellent odour that neither could work out. Yet every surface seemed to sparkle and beckon to their weary eyes. Looking about them the couple saw highly polished wood, gleaming Moroccan leather lounges and chairs and deeper in the shop they made out boots and other leather clothing. Gasping the black haired woman grasped her partner's arm and pulled him towards the leather clothing she saw in the back. Her pale face painted a shade of white relieved by dark red lipstick and black eyeliner, her hair was greasy and long though tied back in a single braid. A silver stud pierced

Hallowing Eve
Hallowing Eve by impressive © Lisa stood on the cabin's small porch and shook the rain from her hair as she fished in her pocket for the key. Privacy be damned, she swore to herself. Next time, I'll choose a place that is reachable by car. Moments later, a similarly soaked Eve joined her. They'd been almost half a mile away when the storm caught them by surprise. Trudging through high winds and torrential rain was not the best way to start their weekend escape. "Just whose bright idea was it to walk?" Eve panted. "Hurry up, woman! I'm freezing." Lisa shot Eve a sardonic look as she pushed open the heavy door with her hip. "I seem to recall it being your idea. I wanted to wait for the ATV shuttle." "Your memory is.... Oh, wow! This place is gorgeous." Eve kicked off her sneakers and peeled the sodden socks from her feet, her feigned annoyance forgotten. She rubbed and wiggled her toes a bit to warm them. "I'll start a fire." Lisa grinned at her abrupt change in tone.

The Haunting Of The Third Wheel B
The Haunting of the Third Wheel by Wannabeboytoy © Jim reached up and squeezed her large tits as she started rocking on top of him. Their shadows from the candles danced on the walls. Samantha held her hair up with one hand and steadied her fucking motions with her other hand on Jim's chest. She looked back over to Erica who had finally turned her head away, refusing to watch. "Look at me, Erica! You will watch me as I fuck your soul-mate..." Samantha commanded. Erica couldn't fight it as her head was forced by some invisible force to turn and look at the two unlawful lovers. Samantha smiled at her powers. "Your husband loves me now, Erica. He doesn't love you anymore! Isn't that right, Jim?" "Yessss, Samantha! Whatever you say!" he said in reply and just kept pistoning up into her and grabbing her breasts. "Jim... don't you wish that you had wedded me instead?" Samantha asked him to betray his wife yet again with his words. "Yes I do! I should have married you inst

We See How We Look.
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly.... --Antoine de Saint Exupery If we look at the world through suspicious or angry eyes, we'll find a world that mirrors our expectations - a world where tension will mount, arguments will abound, strife will be present where none need be. However, our experiences in some manner bless us, and we'll recognize that if we'll look upon them with gratitude. Everything in our path is meant for our good and we'll see the good when our hearts act as the eyes for our minds. When we see with our hearts, our responses to the turmoil around us, the fighting children, the traffic snarls, the angry lovers, will be soft acceptance. When our hearts guide the action we can accept those things we cannot change, and change those we can. And the heart, as the seat of all wisdom, will always know the difference.

Buc Needs Your Help & You Can Help Me.
You will find us in the lounge Rèíñçà®ñät¡øñ 0f Ëví£ (click Pic To Join) Come help me build a new family in Reincarnation of Evil. (repost of original by '۞ © Ðév¡£i§h † ÐD™ ۞ -- Owner Rèíñçà®ñät¡øñ 0f Ëví£ ۞' on '2007-10-21 17:25:16') (repost of original by 'BUC- aka"SHOGUN" for Rèíñçà®ñät¡øñ 0f Ëví£!! .Batcave, mma/UFC owner- Rèíñçà®ñät¡øñ 0f Ëví£' on '2007-10-22 07:46:55') (repost of original by '† ~Dark_Princess~OWNER~of~Dark Pleasure's Radio&Lounge~' on '2007-10-22 10:29:23'

Secret #3
If you looked at my pics.. you know I have a 6 year old daughter, Skylar. She is really looking forward to Trick-or-treat BUT I have to get my sister to take her and lock myself in the house because I have --- this is insane--Coulrophobia!! Also known as a fear of CLOWNS!!! Thats not the only one either!!Nanosophobia- fear of midgets AND ugh- cant believe Im sharing this shit-Squirrels... I LOVE horror movies-- love being scared and all that crazy stuff- hell, im going to school to be a mortician....but somethin' about them makes me CRAZY-SCARED!!! LOL

I Love My Job!
I Love My Job! The Lost Dr Seuss Poem I love my job, I love the pay! I love it more and more each day. I love my boss, she is the best! I love her boss and all the rest. I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and gray, And piles of paper that grow each day! I think my job is really swell, There's nothing else I love so well. I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers. I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won't care. I love each program and every file. I'd love them more if they worked a while. I'm happy to be here. I am. I am. I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am. I love this work, I love these chores. I love the meetings with deadly bores. I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men. Those friendly men who've come today, In clean white coats to take me away!

Elusive Dreams.........oh And One Joke
I crawled into my bed last night, alone. Alone with my thoughts. The covers so cool and soft. The sound of the waves crashing in and out, lulling me to another place. The candlelight flickering on the walls and ceiling, like fingers motioning me to come. I imagined all sorts of things. I hugged my pillow close, imagining you were there. I could still smell "us", on the sheets, from yesterday. It was as if you were really there. As I drifted off, thinking of what was , I felt your arms around me, keeping me safe. Your breath so warm on my neck and your lips softly kissing. Our legs were entwined as we slipped off to "our" special place. Another place, another time. As the flames beckoned me closer and closer I was drawn into another realm. I ran my hands over my breast and down my stomach. It was you. You were there. My nipples were hard and my breathing was growing deeper. I could see your face, those eyes that say it all. I heard you whisper my name, I felt you reach between m

Idiot Sightings
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, ' Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used Sears repair since. ______________________________________________________ IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef? Yep...From Kansas City ! ______________________________________________________ IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I r

A Spider's Web Ch. 02
A Spider's Web Ch. 02 by Lithium_hobo© The characters in this story are property of Marvel comics. I have used them in honor of the comic series and admiration for the characters. This story is original and is in no way tied to any of the canons of the Marvel Universe (to save myself the grief of working with time lines). This story contains adult material of a sexual nature. If it is illegal for you to view such material, turn back now. This work is copyrighted to the author. Do not post this on any other site or use it for personal gain. It is for entertainment purposes only. Thank you. ****** When we last left our hero, Spider-Man, he had just captured the voluptuous cat burgler, Black Cat. However, he soon became the captive one as he was enchanted by her seductive movements and assets. Ignoring years of evolution, the web slinger thrust himself upon her and fulfilled her every fantasy since she decided he was the man for her. All is well and good in that respect, but S

X-men: Bast Ch. 02 A
X-men: Bast Ch. 02 by Crouching_Buddha © Legal issues: Kia Jaeger(codename Bast) is an original character and belongs to me. All other characters and core X-men concepts are copyright Marvel, Stan Lee, and other creators. I do not own any of them, nor do I profit from them in any way. Author Note: This story is based upon the story and setup in the comics and takes place at no particular point in them, but is instead treated as it's own events separate from many of the large happenings in the comics. Also, I am not fully aware of every significant event that has happened in the X-men's long history, so the information presented in this story and the information in the comics may not always 100% add up. Some characters who might even be dead as of the current X-men issues may be alive in this story. *** Chapter 2 Seven Months Later... "Fuck!" Psylocke exclaimed, tossing her thick purple hair as she undulating along the length of Logan's thick cock. It pounded deep

X-men: Bast Ch. 04 B
X-men: Bast Ch. 04 by Crouching_Buddha © As the four finished up their various tasks and chores, Scott came storming into the Hanger. He was scowling deeply and the icy glare he swept over his four team mates was visible even through his ruby glasses. "What the hell was that about?" he demanded. "Where do you all get off taking the Blackbird by yourselves?" Before anyone else could make a sarcastic remark, Storm answered, "There was a riot near Manhattan. It was becoming very ugly, and there was a possibility that people would be hurt and Mutants would be persecuted. We had to quell it." "A riot?" Scott sneered. "Oh, this was the perfect team to bring to take care of a situation like that, Storm. You took the half trained and practically useless woman who refuses to listen to orders and the two biggest hot-heads on the team. You could've gotten everyone killed!" "I don't listen to your orders," Kia clarified icily. Ororo almost took a step back in shock, her eyes wid

Caught In The Act C
Caught in the Act by Croctden © "I wanted to make it special." "You did, trust me. I never would have thought you would do that." She pretended to pout. "What does that mean?" He rolled her over and kissed her. He wiped a drop of cum off her tit and held it up. She slowly sucked her way down his finger and back. She felt something on her leg. Her eyes got wide as she reached and found his cock full again. "Wow." He suddenly yanked her panties down and threw them away. He knelt above her. "I was right." Lois’ face showed she did not follow. "You’re the most beautiful thing I have ever seen." She felt her face heat up as she tried not to cry. "How can that embarrass you after the blowjob you just gave me?" "I did it for you." She looked away, but her eyes snapped back when he put his hand on her throbbing pussy. He gently inserted a finger and she unconsciously lifted her hips. He kissed her and nudged her knees apart. The touch of his head on her slit was electric, she a

At Last A
At Last by vargas111 © An earlier version was proofread by Janey, but she is not responsible for remaining errors. (Ouuuuga) (Ouuuuga) (Ouuuuga) Notwithstanding her prerogatives -- feminine and divine -- of doing exactly what she wanted when she wanted to do it, Aphrodite grudgingly forced herself awake. Why in Hades' name was the computer system blaring the emergency alert? Especially at this hour? Especially when she was so pleasantly full of her divine husband's divine cock? And on a Sunday morning? Her computers were programmed to respond to all but the most extreme prayers automatically. You didn't need the Goddess of Love herself to tell an over-eager man to spend a little more time getting his wife hot before trying to plunge in. If he hit a brick wall and deflated, well, it served him right. And if the woman really needed to get laid, the computer could give her a few tips on dressing more provocatively and moving her hips with a little more wiggle. No, no

Forbidden
Forbidden I dreamt of you last night Out of nowhere you were there And I woke up crying In my dream I felt so whole So wanted So loved When I woke up I lost you And now I'm afraid I'll never feel that way again Not in real life anyway I'll never want anyone but you But you're just a dream Way out of reach And I can't have you I guess I'll just have to live with the creations of my sleeping mind Because in reality You're forbidden And you can never be mine

What The Hell
Two of the photos I have up someone marked as NSFW. One is of my back and the other is of my chest and abs. I guess I just don't see what the big deal is. I've seen topless women on here (not that I'm complaining about it) whos stuff hasn't been marked. CHeck out my photos and let me know if these "racy" pics are really worth being marked NSFW.

“shocker The Hottie, Vote For Me!!!”
I Need All The Help I Can Get I have entered into a sexy photo contest “Bringing Sexy Back”. Please come by and Show me some love. Rate and comment bomb me please. Shocker needs a Blast! Click the Pic. to check me out Let me know if you bomb me, that way I can return the love. THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP. Please repost!!

Birds In The Hand A
Birds in the Hand by Mild Mannered Author © Please consider the following: 1) The following is a work of erotic fiction. Those under 18 (or whatever is the age of majority in your jurisdiction) should stop reading now. 2) This story contains characters and settings copyrighted by DC Comics. This story should be considered a parody of those characters and settings. It is also distributed free of charge and is a non-commercial enterprise; the author derives no profit from its distribution. No copyright infringement is intended. 3) This story contains depictions of sex as a healthy, non-degrading activity that consenting adults engage in for fun and pleasure. Those who prefer their depictions of sex to be debased should go find something else to read: this being the Internet, you shouldn't have to look hard. 4) Like all my stories to date, this one uses the TV show Justice League Unlimited and its ancestors as its model, though some elements are borrowed from Gail Simone's

Eyes Of The Tigress C
Eyes Of The Tigress by Ann Douglas That look of wanting must've been highly evident on Batgirl's face, otherwise the next words out of Catwoman's mouth made her out as a mindreader. "You know, the night is still quite young," she said with a knowing smile, "and it would be a shame to waste this apartment, or the bed." Batgirl opened her mouth to issue a false statement of shock that the purple garbed woman would even suggest such a thing. That feeble protest died unborn as Catwoman leaned over and kissed Batgirl. A kiss as sweet and inviting as it had been that night years before. "My name is Selina," she said as their lips parted. "Barbara," came the reply in a voice filled with a sense of surrender as the all too human Batgirl relinquished the Mantle of the Bat for the needs of the flesh. Barbara felt herself falling into a swirling whirlpool as Selina's mouth again found hers. There was a sexual hunger in Catwoman unlike anything the young

For Our Listening Pleasure!
Tonight, hubby T and I are going to an all ages show in Anacortes! Our most FAV band in the world is going to be playing, Anarchist Union Local 360, with the Jesus Chords! Its going to be tons of fun! If you are going to be around, stop in for a listen! You won't regret it!!!! The show starts at 8pm with a $4 cover(the Backporch Cafe/The Business). I can't wait!! Of course, I may be a little bias about the heavenly music that which is A.U. Local 360 because the wonderful Miss Chickadee Laverne is the lead singer!!!;) MMMMmmmhmmmmm!!!!! Here is a clip of the Jesus Chords playing at Herb's Tavern...enjoy! Live at Herb'sAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Yep Thats Messed Up
Why you shouldn't flirt The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, natur

How Bout You Pray
Dear God,Please keep us safe.Please keep our homes, pets, and families safe.Please convince people that no house is worth their lives, and that they need to evacuate when asked.Please keep people off their cell phones so the firefighters can use the lines.God, please let us all be okay.Southern California WildfiresIn October 2007, over a dozen wildfires across Southern California, United States forced the evacuation of thousands of residents. This evacuation comes almost four years to the day after the Cedar Fire of 2003.At least one person has been reported dead.Fires burned in Malibu, Lake Arrowhead, Irvine, San Diego, and many other places. California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency in Los Angeles, Orange, Poway, Riverside, San Bernardino, San Diego, Santa Barbara, and Ventura counties as a result.This is the worst case of wildfires Southern California has ever had.Pray for all the people that have lost their homes.Pray these fires die down soon.Pray for

Random
You Are a Witch (or Warlock) You are deviously brilliant and a perfect manipulator. You somehow always end up getting what you want - without anyone knowing you're working behind the scenes. Crafty and cunning, you can work your way out of any jam. And it's easy for you to get people to do what you want, whether you're working for good or evil. Your greatest power: Mind control Your greatest weakness: Making people your puppets You play well with: GhostsWhat Kind of Monster Are You?

Things I Really Hate
-People telling me to enjoy the weekend. Shut the fuck up bitch, I work during the weekend. -People who can't use their turn signals. I'd like to know a couple seconds beforehand if you're going to dangerously swerve into my lane. I'm crazy that way, I guess. -Tailgaters. You know what asshole? Just because you're tailgating me, I'm going to take my foot off the gas. I might even brake-check you for being a dipshit. How's that sound, asswipe? -People who speed up when you're trying to change lanes and then have the audacity to get pissed at you. Shut the fuck up you dumbass, I had my blinker on, which usually signifies intent to change lanes. -People who type in all caps. Seriously, how difficult is it to turn it off? Unless I miss my guess, it's just a fraction of an inch to move your LEFT PINKIE, who barely does anything anyway! -People who can't spell, know they can't spell, knows Firefox has a built-in spell check and still insist on using IE. You don't deserve to br

Knight Templar
ROME, Italy (AP) -- The Vatican has published secret archive documents about the trial of the Knights Templar, including a long-lost parchment that shows that Pope Clement V initially absolved the medieval Christian order from accusations of heresy, officials said Friday. The 300-page volume recently came out in a limited edition -- 799 copies -- each priced at $8,377, said Scrinium publishing house, which prints documents from the Vatican's secret archives. The order of knights, which ultimately disappeared as a result of the heresy scandal, recently captivated the imagination of readers of the best-seller "The Da Vinci Code," in which the author Dan Brown linked the Templars to the story of the Holy Grail. The work reproduces the entire documentation on the papal hearings convened after King Philip IV of France arrested and tortured Templar leaders in 1307 under charges of heresy and immorality. The military order of the Poor Knights of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon

Cows & Cars
A wise old farmer went to town to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised in the paper for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman handed the farmer the bill, and the farmer declared, "This isn't the price I saw!" The salesman went on to tell the wise old farmer how he was getting extras such as power brakes, power windows, special tires etc. and that was what took the price up. The farmer needed the truck badly, paid the price and went home. A few months later, the salesman called up the farmer and said, "My son is in 4-H and he needs a cow for a project. Do you have any for sale?" The farmer said, "Yes, I have a few cows, and I would sell for $500.00 apiece. Come look at them and take your pick." The salesman said he and his son would be right out. After spending a few hours in the field checking out all the farmer's cows, the two decided on one and the salesman proceeded to w

Control
Hearts racing Breaths quickening Kiss me Take me Use me I am yours Do with me what you will Your lips travel down my neck Send a chill through my spine Your breath warm on my skin Flesh against flesh Throbbing, aching, yearning Longing for release Unearthly sensations Burning passion I lose control

Bondage Me Lightly ???
Free Photo Decorator Generator I'm not particularly into being dominated in bed, but I find that there's something extremely erotic about being tied up, blindfolded and completely at the mercy of my partner. The teasing, the sense of anticipation, not knowing where the next touch will be, or indeed what it will be with sends shivers of delight all through my body and plays tricks with my mind! The merest sensation of hot breath playing over my skin fills me with desire and longing and the more I am teased, the more excited I become!! Writhing and squirming until I can take no more and beg to be untied!! An ice cube here, a feather there, some slippery baby oil, maybe a little honey!!! Ooooooooh now I'm getting a little horny .....I shouldn't do this to myself.lol.Anyway just a thought and wondered what you thought on a little light bondage.Is it for you? Is this a fantasy you would like to play out???? Dare you tell me any of your fantasies??? Remind you som

People Watching
I have been people watching the last few days and have come to the conculsion that the rude people out number the polite people... I choose to be one of the polites ones, it seems the older generations to me appreciate it... not sure about some of the younger ones??? Where am I going with this??? Not sure... Just blowing my own horn... becasue I'm a nice guy

Another Point Of View
I write a blog, have since the mid 90s or so, and I sometimes write in a personal fashion, and people connect to that, which is fine, but it often creates misunderstandings that, I think, go deeply into how humans evolved, and how that evolution never anticipated a medium where a written word could be read by so many people without a connection coming back. This leads to a sense of familiarity, which is expected, but it can also give a sense of intimacy, even friendship, which is wrong, because what’s going on here is not friendship, although inside us many of the feelings that come from being a regular reader of a weblog are the same ones we feel as we are developing a friendship, in the world evolution designed us for. But this is not that world. And with this comes a tough lesson, and unfortunately it seems, you only learn this by living, television doesn’t teach it, schools don’t teach it, and if you’re above a certain age, our parents didn’t teach it. You have to learn it by

Re: Martin Sheen Questions Official 9/11 Story
RE: Martin Sheen Questions Official 9/11 Story ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 29 Oct 2007, 10:09 Martin Sheen Questions Official 9/11 Story Actor Martin Sheen questioned the official 9/11 story, as well as the collapse of Building 7 and NORAD's response to the 9/11 attacks during an anti-war march this past weekend in Los Angeles. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/291007_sheen_questions.htm