Fubar Blog Posts 3

A Day To Remember.....
On September 11th The Devil showed his hand It would change the lives we led And all that we had planned On September 11th So many ANGELS flew It would change our country The world would feel it too If you were a witness And could do no more than stare You still heard every cry for help You still heard every prayer If you were a victim The pain you had was real The burns and blooand trauma Forever you would feel If you were a HERO You ran straight into HELL The danger may have scared you But never could we tell Once there were two towers Butthey turned into beams Once there were I Love You's But they turned into screams The Fireman and Police So many of them lost But to them each life they save Makes it worth the cost Never backing up or down This is what they do best Breaking down the doors of HELL Earning their ANGEL crest So to each and every one of them May we bow our heads and pray We will remember your fight with HELL And all the

Deleting My Account
I've been debating on this for awhile and want some opinions. There is way to much goddamn drama on this site and too many "adults" on here who act younger than my 14 year old brother. This site just isn't as fun as it used to be. Should I delete my account?

Ides Of March
today sucks. it went awesome at first then everything went downhill. i smoked a little today but thats gone by now. I just wanna joose and to relax soemwhere. im tired and exhausted. march has been a rough month but whatever. i am now with a guy i wanna be with and away from the one i didnt wanna be with. the one i dont want is constantly trying to get back with me and the one i do wanna be with makes me smile everyday.

Later Start Means New Faces At Arts And Crafts Show
One side effect of a later start for this year's Cherry Blossom Festival is that several merchants and artists who traditionally attend the Mulberry Street Festival won't be on hand this year. But Lisa Howard, president of the Middle Georgia Arts Association, said it may actually have a long-term benefit for visitors to the arts and crafts show because new artists and merchants have signed on to replace them. "(Some vendors) have a festival in South Carolina that came at the same dates," she said. "So we have quite a few different vendors. I think that's a good thing. There's lots more variety. A lot of the vendors have been here before, and there are a few favorites, but we're going to have lots more new people." For example, of the 21 jewelry vendors, 10 are new this year, Howard said. Wright Tilley, president and CEO of the Cherry Blossom Festival, said the festival will have about as many vendors as previous years. "We lost some vendors, but we were able to replace them with ot

Do Not Bid On This Guy Or Let Him Join Ur Auctions
I bid 300k on this guy, he doesnt do what he says hes gonna do, his response to rating all my pics/stash was I had too much, I have proof of that on yahoo, I was talking to a friend of mine tonight and she told me he did the same thing to her, and he keeps entering more and more auctions, dont bid on him, u wont get what he offers! And dont let him join ur auctions, because he doesnt pay up! I refuse to bid on people that I dont know anymore, because Ive bid on 3 guys and I didnt get what they all offered, from now on, it will be with friends who I know wouldnt screw me over! Also dont accept bids from him when ur in an auction, he doesnt pay up, he bid on my friend for a 7 day blast, she never got it. CHERRY EATER DRAGON FLYER,BADBOY ANDFU LUV BOMBSQUAD MEMBER@ fubar

Help Papercut Kisses
Papercut Kisses@ fubar See this woman? She needs fu bucks. :D She wants to buy a ticker to surprise someone for a special day coming up. I gave her 100,000 & a ticker cost 250,000 fu bucks. How much can you spare? (P.S. I now need fu bucks. :/ My wifey is expensive. LMAO j/k..love you!!)

Well Since Everyone Else Is....
You Are 52% Happy You're definitely a happy person, even though you have your down moments. You tend to get the most out of life, though there's always some more happiness to be squeezed. How Happy Are You?

To My Haters:
For those of you not wanting *DRAMA*, you sure enjoy starting it. But that's OK, cause I am ending it since *I* have a life unlike you! First of all, I want to thank you for being my biggest fans! Your support of trashing me has just boosted my ego for knowing you truly have no life. Thank you so very much! :) If you think that calling me names, dissing my close friends, putting down both my lounges is great ammo, LMAO, honey I hate to disappoint you, but all your doing is making me laugh and showing your lack of intelligence, maturity, confidence and how jealous you truly are of me. See just a FYI (oh sorry I forgot you have a 5 year old mentality, FYI means For Your Information), I have been called every name in the book not only from my family but my haters too. Sure, at first it hurt, however, I have grown immune to it and realized years ago, that its not me who has a problem, its people like you who hate me because you aint me. I'm sorry but your not all that and a bag of c

Karma Your Voice
TO hear your sweet voice Gives to my heart a feeling thats warm And starts my day with my thoughts in a swarm To wake to the ring of the phone And know that I will not be alone For together we have joined our souls So we may help each other to fulfill our goals My love you is true and sure And you make my life feel pure Since we have started this wonderful tour Girl you know your true OKAY lol

Contest
My friends Are AWESOME!!!! What have I gone & done now? Is it true? Can it be real? Looks like I've entered my first contest and I need LOTS of love to win my first Happy Hour (50,000 comments needed) Click on the pic below and leave some love….PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!

Pimpout For My Bay(my 1st Pimpout)
ID LIKE TO GIVE MY VERY FIRST PIMPOUT TO A SPECIAL GUY! HE'S HONEST, LOYAL, HANDSOME ATHLETIC HARD WORKING FATHER OF 2 BOYS AND A FABULOUS FRIEND. TAKE THE TIME OUT TO STOP BY HIS PAGE AND ADD, FAN, RATE & CRUSH HIM! SCOOP@ fubar DON'T FORGET TO STOP IN ON DA PIMPETTTE!! Cherry~ Amitekyuman ~@ fubar

What I Have Learned From Living In Mississippi
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED FROM BEING IN MISSISSIPPI... Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Mississippi. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Mississippi plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People actually grow and eat okra. 'Fixinto' is one word. There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! Backards and forwards means 'I know everything about you.' You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. You measure distance in minutes. Sometimes you have to swit

Come Lick Some Lollipops With Us
I have created a family called the Lollipop gurlz! Im looking for honest,drama free,fun,sweet girls to join my family. It's not about bombing its about making more friends and having a sweet title to your name. If your any or all of the above but most importantly drama free then please come join us. I just started this so the sooner you get on the easy it will be to join :) love ya all and much love to my girlfriends of fubar :: To join? 1. Please fumail me your pic to use for personalized Lollipop Gurl Tag & a note saying you would like to join! 2. Please make a Salute showing off some Lollipop gurlz LUV! 3. Make sure to add all Lollipop Gurlz as they join and put Lollipop girl in Friend Request. THANX! Tequila Gurl Creator & Owner of the Lollipop Gurlz Club owner to tinytears@ fubar LOLLIPOP GURLZ BODYGUARD@ fubar OUR RECRUITOR!! REV SLIM~DJ@ForbiddeN ~Lounge OUTKAST~~R/L FUBBY 2 HYPNO~FreakSHOW mbr ***(OTB)@ fubar ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" F

Another One From Petey
1) How do you like your grilled cheese? With bacon.. sometimes ham. and tomato occasionally. 2) Where did you go on your weekend getaway? Umm either to Connecticut to check out a potential sponsor or to Hampton. Can't remember which one we went to first that weekend. 3) Who are your godparents? I don't know, I'll have to ask my mom and get back to you on that. I don't know that I even have any! 4) Where do you see yourself in 5 years? hopefully in a house 5) Where are you at noon everyday? Depends on the day. Usually I'm at home lately. 6) How many speeding tickets have you gotten? 1 7) What are your favorite movies? Gentlemen prefer blondes, Gone with the wind, Snatch, transporter 1, NOT 2.. Kill Bill 1 & 2, Walk the line, Great balls of fire, Dirty dancing, Grease... I like a bunch. 11) what do you think of the IPHONE? I don't think anything of it. 10) What do you think of winter? It's inevitable in NH. 11) What do you do

Discount
I was recently walking through a mall about to purchase a some bad ass sunglasses, when the associate informed me of a websight that offers special pricing for government and military employees. If you are a UNIFORMED GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE you can get a up to 75% off Oakley sunglasses and products. This discount is avaliable for all military, legal departments, and even the United States Postal Service. If interetested "shout" me or send me a message and I will give you the sight. The sight is a official sight of Oakley and not a sub contracted sight.

A Little Bit About Me...
yeah so I’m bored and felt like writing this stupid blog! I love nascar, I’m a seahawks fans, my favorite movies is cars i could watch it 1000 times and never get bored, my favorite soda is mountain dew, my favorite ice cream is fish food, my favorite thing to do during my pass times is play video games, i dont like short hair on a woman I think it makes her look like a man, I dont like lesbians, I have a problem with black people mixing with white, I guess you could call me racist but it’s just how I feel. I love to go camping, I enjoy working on vehicles, I could always go for a day of playing in the mud with my quad. I hate other peoples kids but I love mine to dealth. I can’t always make the right choices but I do try or at least thinka bout trying!! lol I never finished school, and i regret it but i will push my girls to finish like it or not. I hate stupid people, mean people suck but I am mean so i guess I suck. I hate to do laundry, I hate doing dishes, I’m bad about cleani

Could It Be
Staind - Could It Be well i don't know what to say because there's truth to what you say i know it kills you i'm this way there's something different every day [chorus] could it be that i never had the chance to grow inside? Could it be that my habit is to find a place to hide? could it be that sometimes i say things just to disagree? could it be that i'm only being me? not easy living in my mind a little peace is hard to find my every thought is undermined by all the history inside [chorus] [bridge] i know i hear the words you said over and over again i just can't get them through my head there's just too many voices must be like living with the dead waiting for me to begin to do the things i have said and for this i'm sorry so there's some truth to what you say [chorus]

Poem For My Grandfather
Buppa Although you are gone Forgotten you will never be Always in my heart So much you mean to me The Cheese Its The peanuts The Trident always in your pocket There were no words ever needed Just reach in and take a piece My own Buppa Trident despencer The play houses that we made from refridgerator boxes in the barn The nights that Bridget and I spend down stairs Watching movies on the big screen Saturday nights going to get movies cuz Sundays you were always closed Going to church and begging to ring the bell Up Down Up Down Some how it was always better than riding a roller coaster Wiggle your ears wiggle your ears Sitting on your lap watching TV Always loved your kisses cuz they were not all wet Like Nana's Your hugs where your arms Wrap all the way around me Horse shoes out back BBQ's on every holiday Running through that sprinkler For hours on end Going to get the mail Cutting through that woods just to stop in to say hi Pulling apart the film t

Anger!!!!
Ok so right now I'm feeling angry, depressed, and lonely. During my last session with my counselor I realized that I have a lot of anger inside me from all the stuff thats happened to me since I was a little girl. I am angry with my younger brother because he is angry and wont let it out and wont let me in his life. I am also angry because it hurts and I feel abandoned by my younger brother. I am Angry about what happened to my older brother robert. I feel he was taken away from me and I dont know him nor do I know how to get to know him since hes mentally challenged and he doesnt seem like a brother at all. I am angry with my boyfriend because he hasnt talked to me or contacted me for over a week and that hurts. I am hurt by that because alot of guys in my past have said they wanted me one week and then next week be back with their ex or found someone else they are interested in. So to me not talking to me for a week implies that he no longer wants me and that hurts. Regardless if it

A Fond Farewell......sorta
This will prolly be my last blog for awhile. Unless something earth shattering happens. I guess it doesn't really matter much. No one here seems to be too interested in what I have to say anyway. My last several blogs and bulletins have gone virtually unnoticed. If you are one of the very few that gives a rats ass, thank you. I love both of you! lol I have found and fallen in love with a very special man. He is the sweetest thing to happen to me in a long damn time. (Yes, that's him in my default) Amazingly enough, no, I didn't meet him on Fubar. Or Myspace. I met him on an obscure little web site called www.Plentyoffish.com. A web site I had only been to once. We have met in person and have been seeing a lot of each other since! I adore the gentle man that he is. I am not leaving Fubar, or deserting my friends. I will check in frequently. I just wanted the few who care to know what is going on with me. To Sunshine and Smokin Djinn, whom I Fu-own. I love you both!

F'n Goats
1) Where is the person you like right now? Like? More like love. 2) Last time you consumed alcohol? Weekend before last. 3) What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Trying to ignore kidlets screaming at the dog. 4) What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Sitting right here. 6) How do you feel about the person who texted you last? Meh, I could have worse exes I suppose. 7) Have you ever been around someone who was high? lmmfao.... NEXT! 8) Do you like your life as of now? The only thing that could make it better is if I wasn't so fucking broke. 9) Last thing you purchased? Bagged tobacco 10) Have you ever drank with your number one? Both family and friend's #1 11) Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are? In the "office", and it needs the shit off the walls to do anything with it. 12) Three words to explain why you last threw up? I don't know... probably cuz I was upset. 13) How's your heart lately? Really, reall

Depression
depression leaves me down it leaves me feeling lost friends they leave my side and left me feeling crossed time just takes it's toll the dark times take a hold sitting near gods flame feeling only cold looking at the sky then glancing to the floor then asking God this question what is this life for telling of a place that light won't show the way begging god to take me then begging him to stay writing words of rage inside the soul I tell lost inside the life lonely in my shell standing just to fall again sinking in depression telling in my rhymes the thoughts of my confession

My 2nd Hh
OK I'M HOSTING MY 2ND HH, THANKS TO STEPHANIE LYNN & THE PITBULL MAFIA FAMILY THIS SATURDAY, APRIL 19, 2008 @ 4:00 PM FUBAR TIME DURING MY HH I WILL ALSO BE HOSTING A RATE-A-THON I HAVE 2 FOLDERS SET UP WITH 100 PICS EACH THE FOLDERS ARE CALLED HH RATE-A-THON AND PITBULLS 11'S EXCHANGE 100 11'S = 10,000 FU-BUCKS 100 10'S = 5,000 FU-BUCKS ADDED BONUS OF 2,000 FU-BUCKS TO R/F/A ME PLUS RATE ALL MY STASH WHEN YOUR DONE SEND ME A PM( NO SHOUTS ) INCLUDING WHICH FOLDER, 11'S OR 10'S AND IF ANY STASH HOPE TO SEE YA THERE! THIS OFFER IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TERESA~

Mr Wrong
I can be the one you want the one you need and love I hear this all the time. But I find out that it is nothing but nonsense. I don't wanna lose faith in love. But it seems like the guys I hear this from are the one that hurt me the worse. Is there a Mr right out there for me or should I settle for Mr. Wrong? I don't wanna settle but I'm the only one outta my friends that isn't in a serious relationship. I think I deserve betterr than what I keep getting so it seems like maybe I don't deserve anything but the guys I get. Sometimes I'm fine being free and independent and having the freedom to do what I want when I want but other times I feel I need that someone to hold me and tell me that everything will be fine. I just got out of a nasty 4 yr relationship but I haven't been able to move to far past him because I'm terrified that the next guy will be like him. I don't even know anything but him anymore. I've tried to move on but as soon as I get close to someone i get scared that I will

Prostitution On Fubar
Here I was minding my own business when suddenly this man left me a message saying "Have u been 2 N.Y.C B4, u look like a stand up lay, but I just hope u bout ya breads u digg me??? I luv 2 ¢ U (In person)" My God I roll with the punches and I get my OWN BLING. With the 3 dollar fucking suit that he is sporting on his page I doubt he can afford me. He should be selling his ass. No one can because I'm priceless. I even had the audacity to have this run through my mind. "Is it because I'm Asian?" etc..so forth... You don't even ask a woman this kind of question. Do I look like I'm standing in some side of the street flaunting myself for all the world to fucking see? NO http://fubar.com/user/1691205

This Is For You...
THIS IS A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO RATED PICS, STASH, RATED, FANNED AND ADDED ME, SENT ME BLING, SENT ME FUBUCKS, TOOK SCREEN SHOTS, PIMPED ME OUT IN YOUR SHOUT BOXES, MADE BULLY'S AND SENT YOUR FRIENDS TO MAKE MY HAPPY HOUR A SUCCESS... Compliment Comments at CommentBlast.com SUPERFLYCHICKEN.COM Yeah I know it's generic :( but I can't do the pretty ones...AGain, thank you all so much...

[just A Boy]
Jesus christ... who am I? I'm not sure if I ever was somebody. I've always been mislabeled by others I consider myself invisible a nonfactor a nonentity I am. And apparently that's not enough. I'm dedicated. I hate quitting. I hate giving up. I think that all limitations are self imposed AND FUCK YOU FOR GIVING UP! You can be me, you can be BETTER than me, grow a pair and try. I define myself by my kindness. I hate being misunderstood, or thought of as cruel or malicious. I want to be an elite, well dressed, well payed, hard working and constructive. I might seem like a prick sometimes in a serious conversation about personal problems, but really if I offer advice, I want it taken and delivered directly like an assassin's cut. I might sometimes think I'm wiser, smarter, faster, stronger, more sensitive, or more tortured than you, sorry. I come across that way so I'll seem worth following in the case that you'd ever need me. I'd like to be needed. I'd like to b

< ^ > A Smile Would Have Made My Day
A bouquet of flowers An expensive gift A lavish dinner Was there really a need for all this? I appreciate every efforts of yours, but Will it break your heart if I say, That even a Smile Would have made my day? A smile that says 'I love you' and 'I care'. A genuine smile to melt me A smile to take me to the stars A smile to make me all yours. For love has no measure, it’s a poison of pleasure. For love is not what money can buy, It's an emotion, an emotion that makes you laugh and cry. And I say this again, that I appreciate every effort of yours; But don't go breaking your heart, when I say That even a smile would have made my day. For you don't need to bother much, with you I will forever stay Because you've already taken my heart away. Your Smile has made My Day!

Update 4/24 On Jewels' (member Of Club F.a.r.) Condition
I am making this bulletin on behalf of Jewels, his step daughter messaged me two days ago with the news that he has had a mild heart attack and is in the hospital. He had surgery yesterday they were planing on doing it in two parts but thankfully it went so well they were able to take care of everything today and he is doing well and resting. His step daughter wanted me to thank everyone for their prayers and well wishes. Please keep him in your prayers while he is still in the hospital. Pray for a for a full and speedy recovery so he can go home to his loved ones. :::"JEWELS"::: * Club F.A.R. *.. Plz ...Fan + Rate = Add !@ fubar

Back From Las Vegas
Funny… I never keep a journal of my travels. I try – there are usually a couple of entries – but those are mostly emotional free-flow, nothing capturing events with any semblance of specificity. Is it because I prefer to remember through the filter of emotion and sensation as related to events rather than actual specific descriptions of the events themselves? When I reflect on it now, the road trip and first couple of days in Las Vegas were grueling. I loved cruising through the desert – so much open space and sunshine after being trapped in claustrophobic and rainy Seattle for so long. But I was stressed… I felt like I was losing my sister; that she would be without a true support system and that I would be so alone when I returned home. I was three sheets to the wind or uncharacteristically exhausted most of the time. I didn’t care for The Strip at all except for the Luxor and the Riviera, each its own twist on the Vegas cliché. I did, however like Old Vegas – Fremont Dis

Other's Words On Profession
Pray For The Men In Blue It takes a very special person to wear the blue. Most people do not understand what we do We made a commitment to protect and serve. We work hard to provide the safety you deserve. No normal shifts, not nine to five. We work 24/7 to keep you alive. Holidays and weekends don’t mean a thing. We work night and day, just give us a ring. Our loved ones and children pray every night. That we will return at the break of daylight. We carry guns and wear vests to help us get through. You couldn’t imagine some of the things we must do. We see accidents and blood and small children crying. We also see death and it’s not just old people dying. Abusive spouses and parents that don’t seem to care. These are just a few of the things, to make you aware. Drug dealers and drunks are a regular sight. We go to the bars for fight after fight. Responding to calls day after day. Not allowing our personal lives to get in the way.

Tireddddd
My butt ..or just me in general is so tired. I am here trying to chat..but kinda hard when you are seeing things crosseyed. So, I am gonna get off here for a while. Thank you to those who have helped me out today..and rated a bunch of my stuff. Remember.. I will always return the luv! BBL...

M.i.l.f.
So i came across a mumm not to long ago about M.I.L.F'S. What is the age a woman is actualy a m.i.l.f. however i thought everyone with a child was one. however i got an email from a radio station i listen to. and would like to share this: Finally, I have to weigh in on MILF-Gate on the Giant Show. There is a bit of controversy surrounding the current search for Atlanta's hottest MILF that Brian and Shaffee a re conducting. One of their finalists is 19 years old. 19 isn't a MILF! I don't think a mother technically qualifies to be a MILF until you are 30+. It's too easy for a teenagers body to bounce back after having a baby. I wanna see a woman who is still sexy once nature and metabolism aren't on her side. A 30+ mom who is still tight and sexy, that's got my respect. Check out all the MILF finalists and cast I GUESS THIS LIEAVES ME OUT OF THE M.I.L.F CATEGORY :( Therefore im creating a new phrase. Y.M.I.L.F (young moms.etc.etc you know what im getting at) thats for us yo

Greener
I might be beneath you but I could be beside you and we still have a lot to leave behind Starin at the afterglow of people walkin hand in hand well I don't need disaster to remind me of you I remember all the better days, I recall the colors while you clung to all the greys While the grass was greener you were still even meaner man, you shoulda seen her walk away We're all just prospects to be seen and had and lost or be borrowed for an evening at the minimum of cost cos we're wide open, yeah we're wide open and we all are just as ready for the fall it's wrong But I remember all the brighter days, I see you radiate while I'm still in a haze While the grass was greener you were still even meaner, maybe I'm better off alone I seen you walkin' by and pass me by the side well I had, I had half a mind to give the runaround to hide and watch you lookin' for another, you're lookin' for the one.. who smiles like those shinin' clouds that cover up the sun. But I remember all t

Bound By Love
Two hearts bound by Love One heals, the other grants dreams with the power of her faith Both gain the love of a thousand lifetimes Simply because they want the same thing, each other This they acquire by the strength of their desire May others learn by their example of unconditional Love So they too may know that it truly exist for all who have the courage and faith to try jskins

Poemz
NATIVE BLOOD RUNZ HOT...SO BE WARNED DNT STEP IN MY SPOT...I'M A SOULJA WHEN I WEAR MY REDZ...JUUST LIKE I SAID I'M THE BADDEST G WIT LOTZ OF LEAD...DNT COME AT ME SIDEWAYZ...I'LL LEAVE YA ON DA HIGHWAY...MY AK WILL MAKE U STEP BACK...I KNOW THATZ A FACT...COPY RIGHT CGE/2008

A Chalenge To All Who Read This
I just recieved an E-mail from my friend in the Ukraine. I have been talkint to her over the internet for a little over a month and in her e-mail today she told me that she has fallen for me. She also said that she wants to come visit me for a week or two in the very neer feuture. I am so nervous and exsited at the same time. If things go right I will be changing my profile and the rest of you ladies will just have to settle for being friends with me. I have been looking for someone to share my life with for a long time now and I had to find somebody that lives half the way around the world but I think that I may have found her. God dose know how to play is games with our lives but he dose give us what we pray for in his own time. I don't know if Nataliya and I will work out in the end But at least we will have a chance to make eachother happy for a few moments in our lives. Those are the times that we must all charish in our lives and not dwell on the bad times or the time in our live

What Fictional Vampire Archetype Are You?
What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You? You are the Bloody Siren. Vain, selfish, sexual fantasy, you lure mortal men to their dark end. You are sex and illusion and you use up men to feed your wicked desires until they surrender to you their last, crimson drop.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

In The Words Of Women
"FINE" This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. "FIVE MINUTES" This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade. "NOTHING" If you ask her what is wrong and she says "Nothing", this means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine." "GO AHEAD" (with raised eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine." "GO AHEAD" (normal eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want becau

Wisdom From Larry The Cable Guy
The wisdom of Larry The Cable Guy... 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How

Truth To The Truth
OK SO - I GET BORED AND I CLICK ON THE BORED GAME - WHERE YOU CAN RATE PEOPLES PHOTOS ON HERE... SO - ME BEING ME, I RATE PEOPLE TO WHAT I HONESTLY BELIEVE I THINK THE PHOTO REPRESENTS THEM AS... WHETHER IT BE A BAD PHOTO OF THE PERSON OR I JUST DO NOT BELIEVE YOURE ATTRACTIVE... I RATE IT HONESTLY AND HOPEFULLY PEOPLE WOULD DO THE SAME... BUT NOPE... PEOPLE DONT LIKE HONESTY - WHAT DO THEY DO?? THEY GET UPSET THAT I RATE THEM ANYTHING OTHER THAN A 10 AND TRY AND RATE ME A 1 OR SOMETHING RIDICULOUS... OBVIOUSLY IM NOT A 1 -- I MEAN, IF YOU REALLY THINK IM A 1 THEN GO AHEAD AND RATE ME A 1... BUT DONT DO IT BECAUSE YOUR FEELINGS GOT HURT... WOW WHAT A LOSER YOU HAVE TO BE TO BE THAT HURT BY PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW, ACTING HONSETLY TO YOUR CRUMMY INTERNET PHOTO... LAME BILLY BEANS

Sonsabitchin'.....farkmeinthe Goatarse
I know that I've seemed like an ill-willed person having the pity-party bigger than the New Year's party in New York when the ball drops, and for that If you're tired of my bitchin', well I don't know what to tell ya except: DON"T FUCKING READ IT! Sunday, Capt. Sunshine had added his BOSTON BAKED BEANS (candy coated peanuts) to his plain M&Ms and in one of the wake up sessions I had in the wee hours of the norning, I found his stash in the side bin in our redliner. I ate just a handfull of M&Ms, I ate one of thos farking boston baked beans. (I'm deathly allergic to peanuts). I slipped back off to sleep and woke up with a tongue 3x it's size/thickness, so large I couldn't hardly speak, much less swallow all that well. I was able to drink some benadryl liquid until my emergency call to the Doc , and the RX for the epi-pens(I'd obviously ran out)were picked up from the pharmacy. Captain Sunshine had the nerve to say, "you did this on purpose, Ashleigh! You're jus

Joke
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13' The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Suddenly, some bastard poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting '14....14....14!!!!!!! bedrock

Passing Judgement
Life is so short to be worried about passing judgement on people without bothering to get to know them and basing opinions on what other people think or say or do about someone....If someone is going to like/hate/or be indifferent towards me, please base it on ME and not on some thought someone else has put into your head, after all if you are incapable of your own thoughts and opinions your not worth my time anyway.

Hi
This is a true story, so read it carefully. On April 24, 2008, I stopped at a Kangaroo BP gas station, located at 1325 Main Street , Cartersville, GA. My truck's gas gauge was on 1/4 of a tank. I use the mid-grade, which was priced at $3.71 per gallon. When my tank is at this point, it takes somewhere around 14 gallon's to fill it up. When the pump showed 14 gallons had been pumped I began to slow it down, then to my surprise it went to 15, then 16. I even looked under my truck to see if it was being spilled. It was not. Then it showed 17 gallons had been pumped. It stopped at almost 18 gallons. This was very strange to me, since my truck has only an 18 gallon tank. I went on my way a little confused, then on the evening news I heard a report that 1 out of 4 gas stations had calibrated their pumps to show more gas had been pumped than a person actually got. Here is how to check a pump to see if you are getting the right amount: Whichever grade you are usin

How To Buy Gas
how to buy gas: not a joke I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline.... but here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for every gallon. Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying in the afternoon or in the evening....your gallon is not exactly

Calling All Lollipop Gurlz, Friends And Family
Tequila needs lots of love from all of her Lollipop Gurlz and friends and family to help her level to GodMother..... She is the best and the most giving person that I have meet on this site...so lets help our Creator of the Lollipop Gurlz become our GodMother...

Reasons Why Medieval Times Makes My Rear End Tighten.
Yesterday, being Mother's Day, my mom decided that she wanted to go to Medieval Times with the family. The family includes my adorable grandparents, my favorite cousin and my sister and her dad. I hadn't been to Medieval Times since I was my sister's age, It's been about 15 or so years. I know why I stayed away so long. All I can say is, thank God the bartender took pity on me and had a heavy hand with the Fat Tuesday. I think I killed about 3 drinks in the first half hour and I wasn't buzzed. On to reasons: 1 - The use of phrases like "Good Sir" and "M'Lady" and the fact that their staff is referred to as "wenches" or "squires". The use of these words does not offend me, I just think it's ridiculous. 2 - It seems like a DisneyLand for Dungeon and Dragons buffs. I think I saw enough customers in costumes to re-staff the entire cast, should the need arise. Some people got a little TOO into it. 3 - Half the cast was large and slow. And the girls that were large

Pulling One Out Of My Ass
An empty room and a full head these are my detrements. For you see in a life of a man there nothing is more exciting than a woman. A woman to love a woman to squeeze and woman to call his turtle dove. Now that she has left i have become an outcast only way to be happy is in the solitude of my mind where i am the king with a great big ring. In my world i am the lord and comander of all thast i see and everything i dont but i rule. I close my eyes i see my throne made of gold and steel and i swear with all my heart that it is real but when i open my eyes i see my empty room alone and cold and filled with gloom. Now the only thing to do is end the life of the once great king so noble so rightous and such a fancy ring.

Fu-angels Team 1. Impala Just Got Her Halo!!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL!

The Truth Of The Matter
A small child asked me once if I had seen much of the world.? I almost answered when a thought flashed behind my eye's. I knew I had not seen much of the physical world; far away places and distant lands. But I had seen many trees, walked along rivers, swam in oceans, laid in fields, played football in huge yards. I had seen green grass, brown grass, and heard blue grass. I've seen snowfall,rain pour, hail pound, and had felt the wind and touched the earth. I had started fires, contained them, and put them out. I have basked in the sun, hid from it, and cherished it all in the same day....I have loved under the moon....and cried under it.I have walked many roads, and travelled many hidden paths in my life. I've learned about life, and death; and experienced both. So what could there be in this world that I had missed? Then it occured to me. I really had seen most of the world; For, I had loved with everything,and I had been loved in return. I had created life and nourished it.I h

Fu-angels Team 1jadin Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL!

How To Be A Juggalo *as Posted By Horny??juggalo!
A Juggalo is a member of the subculture that has grown up around the fanbase of the Detroit rap group Insane Clown Posse, and related recording artists at Psychopathic Records. Steps 1. There are no real steps to becoming a Juggalo. You either have the ability to become a Juggalo, or you don't. 2. Look in to websites based around Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos: * Faygoluvers.net[1] * Juggalonews.com[2] * MyJuggalospace.com[3] * insaneclownposse.com[4] 3. Go to a concert from Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, or any of Psychopathic Records other members. This is optional. 4. Ignore criticism. If you are a member of the Juggalo family, those who hate you do not matter. 5. If nothing else learn to accept and appreciate everyone for who they are and just enjoy life. Thats what the Juggalo fa

With The Wind
With the Wind In the evening dusk, with the wind blowing through her hair she sat in amazement at the setting sun. A lonely life she had led for many years now. Closing her eyes she imagined a life long forgotten. A life of uncountable men, and endless sexual adventures. A live her lively hood was earning for with each passing day. Bracing herself on the tree stump she sat on, she leaned back as a cool wind blew across her body. As the wind passed she felt his touch. A light set of fingers running smoothly down her arm. A whisper in her ear. She dared not open her eyes for fear that this fantasy would disappear. Slowly she felt the strong, callous hand mingle it’s way through her long flowing hair. Her skin felt red hot where he softly felt his lips touch her neck. Arching her back and letting her head rest on his shoulder, she felt his tongue flicker across her ear, sending chills down her spine and making her blossoming nipples as erect as soilders marching to war. As his li

Bling And Bux Anytime
HOT FUBUX I'LL GIVE YOU 30k FUBUX FOR 100 11'S TODAY DURING HAPPY HOUR no 11's give me 150 10's or 150 stash rates and i will bling you with a 1 credit bling of your choice private mail me when you are thru NO shouts or profile comments they will be ignored ¶PÃIЙT€Я™¤Ð§Ç¤FU€ЙGÃG€Ð TØ ¶FЯØGGĬ€™¤♫§B®ÃÐIØ FÃIMIL¥♫@ fubar Thanks In Advance Painter

My Man
We started this relationship as friends nothing more You and I had innocent conversation really not looking to score I mean no doubt about it the attraction was there from the start Almost 5 months have passed and you surely have won my heart I am the luckiest woman in the world to have a rare gem like you You know I sit and wonder how it happened and I still have no clue Baby you just know what to do to make me smile you are so sweet I sit here and wonder about you and how it'll be the day we meet I want to hug you, kiss you, feel you, and just explore all of you The feeling that comes over me when I think of you is real and true You are the one for me and there is not one doubt in my head I have fallen in love and my feelings just needed to be said

Somewhere I Belong
Somewhere I Belong (When this began) I had nothing to say And I get lost in the nothingness inside of me (I was confused) And I let it all out to find That I’m not the only person with these things in mind (Inside of me) But all the vacancy the words revealed Is the only real thing that I’ve got left to feel (Nothing to lose) Just stuck/ hollow and alone And the fault is my own, and the fault is my own [Chorus] I wanna heal, I wanna feel what I thought was never real I wanna let go of the pain I’ve held so long (Erase all the pain till it’s gone) I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m close to something real I wanna find something I’ve wanted all along Somewhere I belong And I’ve got nothing to say I can’t believe I didn’t fall right down on my face (I was confused) Looking everywhere only to find That it’s not the way I had imagined it all in my mind (So what am I) What do I have but negativity ’Cause I can’t justify the way, everyone is looking at me (N

Fu-angels Team 1 Dj Nicci Just Got Her Halo!!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL!

Fubar Godparents Picked!!!!!!
Ms Tianna Nycole Nash is truly a fubar baby having made her debut here in shining sonogram color (lol) so I decided why shouldn't she have Fubar godparents since she's a fubar baby so here goes . Ms Tia Tequila as Mr Keepitreal an I playfully call her will have T count em baby T Godmothers in no paticular order we have of course her aunt Thickndazz aka the queen of Fubar baby royalty in the bloodline (lol) an then we have AKA Mrs T the supermodel of Fubar a diva no less an then we have Baby DJ Fubars sex symbol puttin it down for Dallas baby.. and Godfather could be no one else but Big Poppa cause I know he will put it down for ms tequila an keep her right on in Fubar line!!! No cam'n for ms sunshine with big poppa on watch an if I mispelled anyones names I am so sorry I'm half sleep writing this lol *Angel*

**happy Memorial Day Remember Those Here & Away Past & Present**
PROFILEFUNK.COM America’s freedom & peace does not come easy, there’s a big price attached to it. It came out of the price the people of the nation paid through their patience in the war-torn times, the price the nation’s millions of soldiers paid by braving the enemies in the line of fire and the price the fallen heroes paid by laying down their lives defending the nation. It is these men and women in uniform whom we remember and venerate on Memorial Day. For generations, they’ve fought in land, air and seas to protect America’s democracy and peace. For ages, they’ve preserved the nation’s freedom and ensured national security in the face of continuous threats. It is these men and women whom America can never forget and never fail to honor.......With this I said I give thanks, not just today, this weekend, but everyday. Many blessings, Much love, ~*~Rebbie~*~ PROFILEFUNK.COM PROFILEFUNK.COM

Check Here For My Schedule!
Private message me if you would like for me to do the Fu-Wedding. :) Below is my schedule and PLEASE SEE THE COMMENT AREA in case I cant be here on a day! *ALL TIMES ARE Eastern Standard Time* Thank you much! Sunday-9am to 10pm Monday-9am to 10pm Tuesday-9am to 10pm Wednesday-9am to 10pm Thursday-9am to 10pm Friday-9am to midnite Saturday-ALL DAY

052708 Fluffy Starr Vlog
VLOG: "The Dreaded Drum Fill" Yeah-huh! I'm blogging a lot lately, eh? I hope you like it.... Anyways, just another little vid from my camera HERE. Please ignore my badly scratched up floor. But why did they paint the concrete in the first place. Hello??? Love a duck... Off to play keyboards for a while. I like the yummy thick fuzzy synth bass sounds. Coming up with my new CD in my head already. But a surprise song may appear with a good friend soon. It's a cover song. No, not telling what! You'll have to wait and see. Sometime next month... Yeah-huh! Looking forward to my show this Saturday. Will have to practise vocals today. Cosmo can be my audience, as he loves to hear me sing! It's the only time he really stares at my face for long periods of time. He's quite fascinated that human beings can make such sounds. He's amused! Have a lovely day.... x Fluffy.

Another Day
Just reviewing the profile and updated some of my music interests. making my stash Trackz into a collection of photos of bands I grew up with/influenced me. That is kind of dangerous, when listening to yesteryears music, you never know how it will affect you. Like take Firefall's Cinderella. I don't know why, but it almost always makes me teary eyed if not outright water works. Ok, I do know why, but that is a story for only my very close friends. See you in the funny papers.

Want To Be Pimped Out?
I just posted my very first pimpout of the sexiest Fu's! Want to be Rated/Fanned?Added/Blinged or more by thousands? Every week, I will randomly pick fu's from my friends list or fans list to be pimped out to thousands of other fu's! I have plenty of amazing friends who repost my bullies and also sticky them to get you more views!! So keep an eye out EVERY Friday for my new weekly pimpouts.. YOU could be next :)

If U Had Me Alone
IF U HAD ME ALONE...LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HRS. & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX..... CUZ IT'S A SECRET..... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN...YOU MIGHT BE SURPISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET....THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE...LOL.....IF YOU DON'T REPOSY THIS THEN YOU ARE A COWARD.....REPOST IT SAYING.....IF U HAD ME ALONE

Love
Love is never Simple but it makes me Richer!! Love is complicated and unsettling, Love is worth fightin for when you feel there is really something there!! Love is a Pain in the Ass!! LOL But fun too!! :P Love is wicked & exciting! Love makes me feel ALIVE not DEAD!!! Loving another may bring pain but worth every bit!!

Avgrl Bully
My friend avgrl needs less than 68k to Fu-King! She would really love to reach level 24 today, so could you please help her out? If you let me know that you have helped her to level, I will be happy to help you as well, whenever you are close to leveling! CLICK ON ANY OF THESE PICS TO GO TO HER PROFILE! CLICK ON ANY OF THESE PICS TO GO TO HER PROFILE! Please click on the pic below to go directly to her profile! Please add, rate, and fan her profile, rate stash, blogs, and pics! We can do this folks, and make a lady happy! :D The next HH is just minutes away, so bookmark her page and get ready! Thanks to you all in advance for your help! CinDragon

Fu-angels Team 1 Jenny Just Got Her Halo!!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL! ? ? White Chocolate ? ? Wifey to ~Will~

Unlike Stephanie Lynn...
I have no reason to block. I have nothing to hide. Now she can go run her fat mouth about me behind my back like she did Kimmy, Fornicates, Achilles, Tiffany, Slave Princess, Sheez and so many others, that she has even put into her family now that they have become point slaves for her. Nothing like a two faced blow whale! *Oh yeah... Sucks for you about Hillary Clinton, huh, Crystal?*

I Want A New One Too!
Is everyone getting pierced lately? I have a couple friends who went this week to get tummies and nipples, and then Hanna mentioned she got her nose done. I want to be part of the cool kids, too! Trouble is, my body doesn't take so well to being pierced. Although, getting my tummy done again doesn't sound so bad.

Do Not Even Think Of Sipping A Drink
1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throa

Auction Time Again!!come Ck Them Out
Ok friends. My friends and I are in an auction and WE want you 2 OWN US!! Come make a bid and own ONE or ALL of us=) -------------- THIS ONE ENDS ON THE 9TH,COME AND BID NOW ON LYNNE=) ~BRATT~=) ================ Tiger princess=) ============== Chaotic Princess=) ============== Princessmama=) ============== '☠☭DJ AUSSIE AGE☭☠ØwÑËℜ oƒ Ettamogah Pub' =================== COME CHECK OUT THESE SEXY PEOPLE,YOU KNOW YOU WANNA thanks all!! ~Bratt~

Happiness....
We live each day trying to achieve that ultimate goal of happiness. Love, promotion at work, buying that brand new car or whatever it is that you want. Why is it that once we achieve these goals we find ourselves always wanting more. Can anyone ever really find true happiness? The answer is no because we will always want more. If we won the lottery and gained a million dollars, we will always want anther million, why? because its never enough. We will need something to want/need next. I try and live each day for those small satisfactory goals of happiness. I look forward to hearing from an old friend, gas prices going down, getting paid. I dont stop trying to looking for the light at the end of the tunnel, I just make everyday count. Happiness should happen everyday and we should do all that we can to make it happen. So while you are working towards your ultimate goal of happiness, you shouldnt forget about yourself until then. I live each day as if it was my last and without regret. Y

Templer Knight
Hey Guys and Gals It Is His Birthday Please Please Lets Level Him He Is Such A Sweetheart And Has Nothing Never To Ask For And I Wanna See Him Level Exspecailly Seeing Today Is His Birthday SOOOOOO Please Everyone Level Him!!! ~Templar Knight~ "THE BOSS"(DSC)@ fubar Tell him that I sent you!!! If you have not fanned rated and added me what are you waiting for come on by and do so... ~ღ¤★ṤTåя★¤ღ~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar

Pay More For Your Cell Phone Or You'll Pay Later
My "trusty" T-Mobile cell phone suddenly stopped sending picture messages this morning. Literally, every time I tried sending a new picture of banditgirly to my e-mail inbox, it RESET THE PHONE! After three tries, I chucked the damned thing against the wall. This is what you get when you buy a cheap phone, people. Suddenly it just stops working right. I'm getting a new Sprint LG phone this time. It costs more on both ends, but I remember being with Sprint before, and talking with ACTUAL HUMANS to resolve my issue. T-Mobile officially sucks a fat one (and it ain't mine). *Captain TMI was here*

My Birhtday&fathers Day
Wow its going to be very hard that on June 13th this Friday to beat it off too i am not that luck buy who knows i may even watch all the Friday 13th movies on that day too just for my birthday who knows,But over all its going to be very hard for me that I am going to be 39yrs old gosh where is time going these days, i know that some of you may not seem that i may look 39 but yes I am that is very true.:)But like i said be4 I may not be on line that day and of cause not on fathers day either, that day its time to spend time with fathers that day, good luck and happy fathers day to the other fathers who are out there too.

Copied This From Autism Website
Are Aspergers and High Functioning Autism the Same Thing? One of the most common mistakes made about autism is that Asperger’s Syndrome and high functioning autism are the same thing. Many parents struggle with this problem because there is so much information out there that uses the two terms interchangeably. There are many crossover symptoms between Asperger’s Syndrome and high functioning autism which can make it very challenging to tell the difference between the two. Furthermore, many doctors and scientists differ in their definitions of the two disorders. High functioning autism is an unofficial designation for people who have autism but whose symptoms are not severe. High functioning autistic children have an average or above-average intelligence level and will generally maintain an adequate vocabulary. However their learning comprehension is typically behind other children at the same age. Furthermore, high functioning autistic children will generally not express much

Wht Is A Fathers Legacy
Fathers Kay and Olu Taiwo If every person really thought about the legacy he or she would leave behind, perhaps his or her life would be lived quite differently. The brevity of life is a humbling thought. Every day people come and people go. This is the drama of the human experience. The people we remember are those who have taken the time and applied the effort to make a contribution that will outlive them. Proverbs 13:22 reads, "A good man leaves an inheritance for his children's children..." (NIV) Far too many men in modern society have been tagged irresponsible, negligent and uncaring. Maybe we need to be taught certain principles that can cause us to change, rather than merely point out where we are inadequate or fall short. In studying this important subject (that is, on the meaning of fatherhood), I found that the word pater (in Greek) translated father is from a root word signifying: "A Nourisher, Protector, and Upholder. " Sponsor AdWait a minute! You mean t

Change And Personal Growth - Update!
Today I put a security deposit down on a two bedroom duplex here in Sparta. A little bit small for us, but Tim, the middle grandson, will be moving out in December when he turns 18. It is located a couple miles outside of town, trees in the front, fields in the back. Yes, this is farm country, lol! It has a full basement which makes me very, very happy. So, upwards and onwards.......this is truly a time of transition for many, not just myself. I look forward to what is ahead! Much love, warm hugs, and blessings for one and all! Later! Muahz!

Is Your Soul Broken?
Source: California PsychicsAfter the loss of love, either from a breakup or from a loved one's death, it's normal to grieve and even go through a depression. But after a while, you're supposed to "get your groove back," so to speak. But sometimes you can't move on, and thoughts of the loss seem to take over your life. What's the problem? Are you afraid to let go? Clinging to the past? A glutton for punishment? Or is it possible you've lost a piece of your soul? In native cultures all over the world, it's believed that you can truly "lose your soul" or have a piece of it break off due to a trauma or heartbreak. According to shamanism, this is often done voluntarily - you give a piece of yourself in the form of your "energy body" to someone you love out of a desire to protect them or stay with them, even if they leave you or depart this world. Shamans believe that oftentimes unless a healer does a "soul retrieval" ceremony to get the missing parts of you back, you'll forever feel like

Otep-warhead
WHY? The king of lies is alive, look around look inside... INFIDEL INFIDEL ITBEGINS HERE, IT ENDSNOW, THE PRINCE MUST PAY HIS HEAD OR THE CROWN ROB THE POOR SLAGHTER THE WEAK DISTORT THE LAW PERFECT DECIET [Chorus] Do I NEED A GAS MASK? (should I get innoculated?) WILL THIS WAR LAST? (will we be incenerated?) FALSE GODS, DEATH SQUADS, BLIND! THIS IS A CATASTROPHE WEAPONS SYSTEMS ACTIVATED, PURITANS HAVE INVADED THIS IS A CATASTROPHE TO PROTECT AGAINST THE THREAT... ORDER MUST BE KEPT! ORDER MUST BE KEPT! ORDER MUST BE KEPT! [Chorus] DO I NEED A GAS MASK? (should I get innoculated?) WILL THIS WAR LAST? (will we be incenerated?) FALSE GODS DEATH SQUADS .... BLIND! [[bridge]] THE ELEPHANTS MARCH TO WAR CONCEDE! CONFORM! CONCEDE! CONFORM! DENY THE BIG LIE MY TRIBE ...join me... AN ALLIANCE OF DEFIANCE IN THE WARHEAD AN ALLIANCE OF DEFIANCE IN THE WARHEAD ALL ARE WELCOME HERE! G

Cinderella-nobody's Fool
I count the falling tears They fall before my eyes Seems like a thousand years Since we broke the ties I call you on the phone But never get a rise So sit there all alone It's time you realize I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Never again no no You take your road I'll take mine, The paths have both been beaten Searchin' for a change of pace Life needs to be sweetened I scream my heart out just to make a dime And with that dime I bought your love But now I've changed my mind I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Never again no no I count the falling tears They fall before my eyes Seems like a thousand years I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm not your fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool I'm no fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool Nobody's fool

Skid Row-18 And Life
Ricky was a young boy, He had a heart of stone. Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the bone. Just barely got out of school, came from the edge of town. Fought like a switchblade so no one could take him down. He had no money, oooh no good at home. He walked the streets a soldier and he fought the world alone And now it's 18 and life You got it 18 and life you know Your crime is time and it's 18 and life to go (repeat above) Tequila in his heartbeat, His veins burned gasoline. It kept his motor running but it never kept him clean. They say he loved adventure, "Ricky's the wild one." He married trouble and had a courtship with a gun. Bang Bang Shoot 'em up, The party never ends. You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend And now it's Chorus "Accidents will happen" they all heard Ricky say He fired his six-shot to the wind that blew a child away

Phoenix Wants To Be Done! ...fu-done That Is,..
I WANT YOUR KISSES! FU DO ME TOMORROW DURING MY HAPPY HOUR!! YOU JUST MIGHT WHEN A PRIVATE JET! I'M NOT GIVING ONLY ONE AWAY, BUT TWO, AND I'M EVEN GIVING FUBUCKS AWAY! SO HERES THE DEAL...MY HAPPY HOUR IS AT 2PM FUBAR TIME TOMORROW (MONDAY THE 16TH) THATS 4PM CENTRAL AND 5 PM EASTERN. IM GOING TO HAVE A FU DO ME FOLDER THAT YOU CAN RATE WITH EITHER 10'S OR 11'S DURING MY HAPPY HOUR. WHEN YOU GET DONE RATING, AS ALWAYS SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE TELLING ME WHAT YOU RATED IT WITH, EITHER 10'S OR 11'S. THE WINNERS ARE GOING TO BE CHOSEN IN ORDER OF WHAT NUMBER THE PRIVATE MESSAGE WAS SENT. I WILL ALREADY HAVE A SEPERATE FOLDER OF THE WINNING NUMBERS, THAT WILL REMAIN PRIVATE UNTIL MY HAPPY HOUR IS OVER. TWO PRIVATE JETS ALONG WITH 50,000 FUBUCKS ARE GOING TO BE GIVEN AWAY! IM ALSO GIVING AWAY THREE SEPERATE PRIZES OF 100,000 FUBUCKS. THATS JUST IF YOU RATE THE FOLDER WITH TENS! IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A WINNER AND YOU RATED THE FOLDER WITH ALL OF YOUR 11'S, THE

Hottest Mom Contest
well the contest has begun, i beleive i sent out everyones pic url, and ill be promoting everyone in your addiction lounge and thru blogs , bulletins and comments, i suggest saving the url to notepad ,, and posting your own blogs, comments, bulletins as well good luck to every one, and id like to thank all the mothers for participating, you ALL are hot randy

Bombers Needed
this really cool guy i know is in a contest.. he is like 4000 behind to get into first place.. i could use any help that we could get.. we want him to win.. please come and help out thanx in advance Chaotic Princess

Show Luv To My New Owner Bedrock!
bedrock cute and cuddley owened by exciteme@ fubar THIS GUY RIGHT HERE WON ME IN A AUCTION! HE IS AN AMAZING FRIEND!VERY SWEET AND HAS A HEART OF GOLD!SO GO SHOW HIM SUM LUV AND RESPECT! F/R/A HIM! SEND HIM A DRINK!COMMENT HIS PAGE ! RATE HIS PICS!AND MOST DEFINATLY CHAAAAAAA BLING HIM!! LET HIM KNOW I SENT U!:) TY EVERYONE! XOXO'S

Begin Again
Begin Again by LateNiteFantasy© Begin again - moments we long to know, Bring on fatigue, exhaustion: let us tire! For love-making like this, ever so slow, Will, surely, take us too close to desire, But, is there any limit to our lust? To all the things we try to rouse that need: Your hands on me and mine on you, we trust That tactile love is not ascribed to greed; Yet, finally, I'll wilt and you will fade, Thus, we will fall away to lie at rest, And lying back together, so well laid, We'll realise that we have just caressed For hours and hours, from dusk to dawn and then, We must enjoy once more: begin again.

Tough Doesn't Always Have To Be In Pinstriped Suits
So usually I am not one for posting blogs but fuck it. I'm in a weird emo mood ( call it what you will) and im feeling a little shitty at the moment. SO maybe i'll whine for a while and i dont care about punctuation or spelling i just dont want to be bothered with it. Im not going to sit here and and say my childhood sucked or that its this one or that ones fault because in the end i am my own person and i make my own choices although i will admit some people have influenced them lol. anyway i have had a lot of time to think about a lot of things and I was thinking back to when i was 16 and nieve.. i was in my first "real" relationship fell in love for the first time blah blah bah and i remembered how i sat up late one night and planned my whole life how i wanted to be married by the time i was 24 have kids the house the whole nine yards and it was a very nice dream funny how things dont work the way you want them to lost my virginity at 18, had a kid when i was 19 im 27 now l

Sexy Men
Check out these Guys!!Don't they look scrumptious? Makes me wish I could play with them all day! pokesfab@ fubar Argonutz@ fubar Tappinit~@ fubar ===Steve===C.C F/U MAN*ENFORCER@DDR@ fubar theOshow@ fubar Stormy_eyes@ fubar Firemanm88 Head Enforcer @ The Sunset Cafe & The Octane Lounge, Fu Fiance to 'Sî£kéñ S@v@gé/Bartender for Club VooDoo@ fubar Dream Snatcher

Thats Me
Ok well im nickname is chris. I love to surf.I love to go to go toythe beach. I love to have fun. All my friends tell me that im funny. im single right now but not for long. i love to listen to music. Music is my LIVE. Im a singer and a dancer.I play the flute in a band. peoplwe tell me that band is for geeks but its not. Im still in school. I love disneychannel. i know that weard but its not. My favorite book is twilight. I love to read. I love to watch scary movies(horror)! i love a guy that has a sence of humer and is romantic. he has to be sweet and tells me that im pretty.

How To Love A Woman!!!
How to make love to a woman, Romantically and Patiently. Take the time to make love to her mind Fulfill all of her midnight wishes Cover her entire body with soft wet kisses. Tell her, so that she will know! There is no place on her body your tongue won`t go. And when you love a woman, you love her real slow. How do you make love to a woman, Passionately and Sincerely, Let her Sweetness become your Weakness Do not use just the %#&@$!(NEVER); But include your ear Listen to the sweet sound of her moans and see what you hear. Feel the warmth and care of her loving embrace Place your mouth on hers and savor the taste. How do you make love to a woman, Sensually and Honestly Say what you mean and mean what you say Tell her that you love her, more and more with each passing day Let all of the fantasies that dance in her head Become her moonlight reality when it`s time to go to bed. Kiss and lick all over her body until you find all her right spots Touch and caress he

George Carlin.... Rip George
A Message by George Carlin The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less. We buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We've conquered outer space but not i

062308 Fluffy Starr Blog
Off the very top of my head.... Hi. Let's do an experiment. Let's see how stupid I can sound. Did you know I type about 80 wpm? Yeah. What a total nerdling for having that skill. Too much living in my imagination, writing stories. You have to learn to type as fast as you can think, pretty much. (For me anyway, in order to write stories/books.) So what I'll do is type this blog without stopping. Let's see........ Hello, and Happy Monday. Totally grossening saying, eh? When I used to have to wake up at the crack of dawn and go to work to hear people utter those words, I used to fire off quite the glare. After a while, everyone was trained not to speak to me until after noon. I guess I'm still that way. Only now I just have to ignore the phone instead. Much easier. No, I'm not that cranky anymore. Pinky swear! I sing weird songs in the morning instead. And Cosmo looks up at me with a tilted head and blinks his cute little eyes. So it was a good weekend!!! Lots of fun and lots of

Janitorial Inquisition
here i am to pick up the pieces and mend the broken hearts to clean up the debris of someone else's hands to show those girls the way and onto bigger, better things. stepping stone on their way to the future to the brighter, shinier now my purpose is served when they move along to bigger, better things.

Update
I might not be on for a while... but will see... alot of shit happen and I'm broke sold... no money to my fucking name... yeah... well anywho... no phone either! So whatever I will be way busy painting my ass off and selling my art on ebay to get money hopefully it will go for over $100 or whatever... I hope! So if you need me catch me on yahoo or leave me and offline or whatever... I don't think anyone knows how I feel so don't tryyyyyy to cheer me up unless you got something that will help me make money... you all know I would do anything for anyone not only my friends but anyone... I'm in no way a fucked up person in the sence that I would just hog everything I have, or not talk to people that others think are ugly... Fubar is all about popularity... and so is life in some ways... good brings good, bad brings bad and thats the way it is... if your going to be a whore of Fubar or the world with your brests hanging out on the internet you are the stupidest person I have ever met or se

Worthy?
I've been craving an immense amount of attention. However, I haven't been feeling too sure about myself, nor pretty. I wondered what could possibly help out my issue & I figured I'd find something to occupy myself with. *light bulb turns on* I could attempt to apply as a model for Suicide Girls. I may not have all of the tattoos, but I have a love for piercings & my personality is out of the ordinary, completely weird & dorkish ^_^. I enjoy dressing up & dressing down, in the matter of speaking. I'm not afraid to be sexy & still show off my 'dorkish' traits. I already have many ideas for future photosets. Still, I feel like no matter how unique I may think I am, I'm not the type of 'modeling material' they're looking for & I hate the feeling of rejection. I'll make my first suicide attempt within mid or late next week. Hopefully, I'll make a killing [har har]. If not, I wonder what other sites I could try out for... *Feel free to drop suggestions.*

Linkin Park - Given Up
Totally relate to this one Wake in a sweat again Another day’s been laid to waste In my disgrace Stuck in my head again Feels like I’ll never leave this place There’s no escape I’m my own worst enemy I’ve given up… I’m sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say? Take this all away I’m suffocating! Tell me what the f**k is wrong with me! I don’t know what to take Thought I was focused but I’m scared I’m not prepared I hyperventilate Looking for help somehow somewhere And no one cares I’m my own worst enemy I’ve given up… I’m sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say? Take this all away I’m suffocating! Tell me what the f**k is wrong with me! GOD! Put me out of my misery Put me out of my misery Put me out of my… Put me out of my f**king misery! I’ve given up I’m sick of feeling Is there nothing you can say? Take this all away I’m suffocating! Tell me what the f**k is Wrong with me!

What Is A Midget?? :)
I guess some of you have not seen this, but i thought that this this was really cool and neat, i hope everyone else see this too, So go for it and give it a try this is what that Midget is ok....A fubar midget is a mini version of your profile. You can embed it anywhere... your blog, myspace, etc. It's updated in real time, so whoever see's it can find your current fubar status, level, fans, photos, etc,. One of the best things about the midget is that you also receive points everytime someone looks at it!

I Wanna Be There
This is a poem that I wrote. for a special someone. she know's who she is. I never write poetry, I always get writers block. and I cant ever think of anything to say so that it makes sense. I hope this does make sense. let me know what you think. please take into consideration, I never write poetry, and this is probably the first poem I've ever wrote. Comments are appreciated. I wanna be there. I wanna be there with you There in your arms when I'm with you nothing else matters Nothing at all. The feelings are strong Stronger than before. I wanna see you smile As I walk through the door I want to make you happy I want to see you smile but its really hard to do when I'm farther than a mile I wanna be with you Every night and day I'll be there soon I'll be there to stay I love you with all my heart my love will never die I hope that you can see it as you look into my eyes I promise I will be there I just need a little

Listen
LISTEN close ur eyes use ur imagination listen with ur heart feel with ur soul dont say a word close ur eyes list to the words feel the beat feed ur mind dont say word close ur eyes breathe it taste it feel it be it dont say a word close ur eyes let ur mind be free let ur soul sing let ur heart beat dont say a word enjoy wut the good lord gave u take it and run with it embrace the lyrics the wisdom the pain the joy never know wuts instore for the next verse. dont say a word just intake wut they say. the reality its more than the beat maybe more than u and me.... its not wut u say or see but about wut it can be. dont say a word just listen with ur soul u never know wut u may be told.

The Consequences Of Being Yourself
Women don't understand what it means to be a Man. Their only clues and cues come from movies, tv, maybe her dad - if she had one stay around. But no woman knows what it MEANS to be a Man. Being a Man isn't a peripheral factoid that separates your SAT scores from the other half. It isn't a way to orient your wardrobe. Or just a different day of the year to receive Hallmark cards. Being a Man is a role. It is a state of mind. It is a roadmap for behavior, strength and fortitude. Being a Man requires respect, honor, remembrance. Being a Man is epic; it is historical. Being a man means ignoring every emotion inside your heart and mind to show strength. To be a Leader. A ship's captain stands resolute against the ocean of elements. Billions of possibilities are in that ocean, most seeking to swallow him up. A real Man is stoic. Being a Man is setting an example for future men. A real Man ensures the survival of his family, and ultimately the species.

Shock Of It All
the pain of last night is still to hard to believe how could he just break up with me i know he cares i know that he does but how could he tell me he didn't i tired to sleep but the dreams where not good i am trying not to cry but the tears wont stop i feel worse then i ever felt before i feel like my heart is still there but that it is broken i don't want it ever to be fixed how can i be hurting this much i feel like giving up on everything my whole world is crashing down around me and there is nothing that i can do to stop it i think that this might have cause me to lose it i don't want to start over i don't want to move on i don't want to be happy with out him i want to just go away i want to just fade away into the darkness

Circle Of Life
LOVE does not come without PAIN. PAIN does not come without HURT. HURT does not come without HEALING. HEALING does not come without SUPPORT SUPPORT does not come without FAMILY and TRUE FRIENDS FAMILY and TRUE FRIENDS complete this circle of LOVE.

So...
I've been getting random phone calls from private numbers for the last like week. I answer everytime and they hang up. Hilarious huh? Now I'm getting strange profiles from Fubar and Myspace checking me out. I've also had people trying to sign into my accounts. Anyone else find this hilarious? I guess I really got to someone bad : D

Hi , I'm Back .
Wanted to say hi to everyone and say thanks for not forgetting me . I have been off line for a while now . I have alot of things that have changed since I was last on. I have moved and am now living in Texas. I have moved out here to start a new life .We all need a new start every now and than and this is it for me . I hope everything is well for all of you . Thank you again for not forgetting about me .Have a great day . Tom

The Most Exciting Time Of The Year!
In two weeks, it starts the happiest time of the year. I admit, it hasn't caught on nationally, but I am starting a movement, and soon it shall overtake America. In two weeks, its the starting day of training camp of the NFL. Last year I had declared it the "Season of the Man", which stretched from the first day of NFL training camp, to the last snap of the Super Bowl. Why would I come up with such a stupid idea such as this you ladies ask? Let me tell you why. Men are being wussified by the media. Name a man's man, like Steve McQueen, in the movies. You can't name a one under 40. And how many stupid sitcoms are there, that their main premise is to make man look stupid? According to Jim(which is easy, because Belushi sucks), King of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond...there's millions of them. Gone are the shows like M*A*S*H, where Hawkeye boned every nurse there. Gone is WKRP, where Andy was the station stud. Even in Threes Company, the lines were drawn. So I hav

Wonder...
You ever wonder who your true friends are? The ones that no matter what happens will always be there for you. I thought thats what you were. But in the end the joke was on me. You walked on me you used me for when you needed things and then you hurt me. And every time i let you back into my life. Im tired of being walked on tired of being hurt JUST so damn tired of feeling used. You always talk about how we are the best of friends, how i was there for you when no one else was, how these other people were nothing to you because when you needed someone most they couldnt stop what they were doing to help you. Well the sad thing is, you had that true friend in me, and now you've lost it. I cant stand around and do nothing. I hate watching you talk about how everyone is your friend and then you talk about them behind their back. I wonder if you did the same to me. But they werent fool enough to bring you so far into their lives like i did. One day you will realize life isn't just s

On The Breaking Of The Tower
The world moves on, It is ka. To begin again one must Break. The damn room at the top, is EMPTY! Are we damned by default, those of us whom would unmake? Or are we nascent Gods, made to start the cycle again? Am I devil then? I just want a new world. I'm sick of evil, even my own. So come, then, Gunslingers There's more and more like me everyday. We WILL Break the Tower... And create new life, from the ashes. (much love to Stephen King for giving me such a rich setting to dabble with. If you like this, I recommend his Dark Tower series,and the bajillion or so tie-ins.)

Dammitdave ,,is Up For Auction
Auction Time! I am in an auction! Come bid on me! You can see from my previous owner... I am a wanted man! I am offering: 1. Rate all stash during HH 2. Rate all pics during HH (And 300 11's a week for a month if i get VIP) 3. Blog/bully pimp out 4. SFW salute 5. 5 profile comments a week 6. Random gifts each week 7. Help you and your frinds level when under 100k just let me know 8. FUowned by ___ in my name Will talk if you want something I haven't offered, if bid goes high enough

Strawberry Shortcake
If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Trust me....this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. REMEMBER - No Cheating. Make your choice before you check the meaning. After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above. ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE YOUR DESSERT CHOICE IN THE SUBJECT BOX BEFORE YOU FORWARD IT. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue Pie 4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully about

Ironic Retro Canned Beer ")
Ironic Retro Canned Beer You are an urban hipster, but do you drink a hip, urban, trendy beer? No, you drink cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon or Schlitz because it's ironic. And it's cheap! What Kind of Beer Are You Quiz by QuizRocket.com Fun Quizzes! MySpace quizes | Love Quiz | Fun quizzes

"you Got Served"...pfft!
Sorry about the sideways view. Bunch of drunken (minus me) idiots dancing in the kitchen at a house party. Hadn't seen my people in awhile. I missed them dearly... Dirty, Drunken Robot Sarah yellin' at me to drink. Mikey tryin to hand me a drink. Is what happens WHEN you drink... *I ain't gonna lie. I motorboated those sonsofbitches too. -REL

Insurance Training Is Done!
Man, it is done. After three weeks of pulverizing, cramming, beating into the head’s worth of information, I am now a licensed insurance agent. It was a long, strange trip, but it’s now complete. Now, at the start of next week, I go into the field to perform my skills I was trained to do with my District Manager. I’ll have to clean my car up and tune it up for some serious driving. I am so grateful to get such a great job like Combined Insurance. I mean, this is the perfect job to use to build my business. First off, I will be doing some driving all around the counties in my area; Kankakee, Will, Iroquois, Vermillion, and Ford. This is a perfect way to get an awesome network me to go Diamond in my business. Also, Combined Insurance has almost the same levels of achievement as what by business does, so my goal is to go Diamond in both endeavors. I even get a ring when become a Diamond, or they call it Grand Diamond, but it is quite a bit smaller than the ring I get in LTD. It

Cam Girl Profile: Hollie
Well, we dusted off our computers, and realized that it's been a while since we profiled one of the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, so who better to expose than a lovely, innocent-looking (but not so innocent-acting) young lady by the name of HOLLIE, who you have seen in ADDICTED: A Foundry Cams Compilation or you may have seen her wearing the That's Terrible, I'm Sorry Shirt, and shaking her outstanding ass in this video with Cameron. HOLLIE's from Australia, so we weren't positive how she'd react to our dipshit lne of questioning, but wouldn't you know it? She did just fine. This is how it all went down... CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW! Then, once you have significantly worked yourself up into a froth, head over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Hollie live on cam NOW!

Courtesy Of Pitbull
Meet Clint Byrd. Phone; 8642334803 Address; 501 McCracy St. Greenville, SC 29609 He will sex up your kids and rape your wives. Then do you in the ass. GOD HATES BASTIDS. And im pretty sure that qualifies him as a bastid. =]

Page 38/book
Use Slowly you get use to it and you start thinking of new ways to get the rush wondering what other drug there is out there that will make you happy lusting after anything that makes you forget that you should have a job and a life and love but opening your eyes to the fact that you have nothing and no one to care about you till you find that one smart ass of a friend that truly understands you and tells you that if you give into the rush one more time that she will slap the living hell out of you

Lesson Of The Day
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I 've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: ------------------- Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did

Alone
I sit and ponder all alone, Will I ever find a love of my own? A love I can trust, A love that's a must? A love without the pain, Such a love--Will I gain? Will he hurt me too, Just like the others do? Will he cheat and lie, Or will he hold me high? Will he appreciate what I do, Or will he laugh and say we're through? Will I ever find Mr. Right, Or will all love be a fight? Will he always make me cry, Or will he care and ask why? Will he want me, as I want him, Or will love, he just pretend? I sit and ponder all alone, Will I ever find a love of my own?

Got Grillz?
I want to add to my Grillz Photo album. I started it a while back and tried to get friends to help me add to it. So far everyone has been a stick in the mud!!! The only good sport is Persia and her Fam. Let's try again. Will any of you help me out and send me Grill pics, please?

I Can Has Laser?
Or galvanization, if you want to get picky. My mom bought a machine. Supposedly, this little battery operated device clears up unwanted wrinkles, veins and blemishes, as well as firming skin and "melting" cellulite. I'm skeptical, but I will try anything once. Here's to new crackpot inventions that are just crazy enough to work. Although, I have to say, my "sister" (for lack of wanting to explain the relations to this person) is like 32, and has terrible skin as well...and apparently she's been using this machine and has had miraculous results. So we shall see. *crosses fingers*

Click This
So, yet again my chocolate died on me. But this time it went all spazzy and they couldn't switch ANY of my info over to my new phone. SOOOOOOOO, I need everyone's numbers and such. If you wouldn't mind :D If you don't wanna post it on here just send me a message with it ^_^ kthx. ♥BN

Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
Underwear Goes Inside Your PantsAdd a video to your site Webratsmusic.comUpdate your profile Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural. But we got pills for that. We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?" Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is: people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot

Marvelous Meghan
" Marvelous Meghan " By Sondra aka Babs Paul and Sondra had been on the back of the Harley for several weeks, just cruising the countryside, visiting friends along the way, enjoying a much needed vacation. They had camped out and cooked over an open fire most nights but now they were tired, sweaty and hot, very much in need of a shower and home cooked meal. An iced down drink would be great as well… Arizona was sweltering on this particular late afternoon in May, but they knew that the desert heat would be replaced by deep chill come nightfall. They wanted to make camp and get cleaned up long before dark so that Sondra’s long hair would have time to dry before the night set in, but so far there were no rivers in sight. A few miles further on, they neared a small town and stopped to gas up the bike. They got some cold drinks and being that there was no river nearby for them to bathe Paul asked the clerk where the nearest hotel was. While he was getting directions, Sondra h

Elements
I am the Stellar wolf. With eyes of amber, Which hold fallen stars, And that reflect the moon’s glow. I am the Inferno wolf. With my fiery heart, That burns for a mate. And the passion to run free. I am the Aquatic wolf. With my liquid movements, That help calm my pack, In times of confusion and pain. I am the Wooded wolf. With my pine needle fur, That stands on end in fury, When danger threatens my pack. I am the Aero wolf. With my bone chilling growls, And my light hearted howls, That reach even the heavens in the sky. I am the Earthen wolf. With my sand paper paws, That help me grip, And rip into the earth when I run. I am the Elemental wolf. Though I may seem strange, With all my forms, I am actually one. With one heart, One soul, One desire, I am the wolf. *howls* (poem by BlackWolfDS @ deviantart.com)

People
ok ok .. so yeah im the quiet type, i keep myself to myself, i do how ever watch people .. and for some unknown reason .. not that this bothers me . jus wanted to pen it ,, well some ppl keep moving ma ass in the daytime .. further down family lists etc . and then come the evening .. i get moved back up ... LMFAO .. why not jus keep me in one damn place yanno ... i'm not stupid .. well not much anyways .. n e ways thats ma rant :D

Naughty Application
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET

I Don't Know Where To Call Home Anymore
Well, I am back home, barely. For the past month, since getting this job as an insurance agent, I have been away from where I live, literally. As I said before, I was up in Glenview at the school getting some training, which lasted for three weeks, and now I have been in the Danville area for the past two weeks. This coming week, I am going to be in the Quad cities area, on the Illinois side, getting one hundred units signed up to Combined Insurance for some Ardmore week the company has twice a year. At first, I thought this job would be perfect for me; it will manage my time on the field and with my business, I will be free from supervision breathing down my neck, and I can practice my skills on meeting people. Now, it’s starting to look like this job wants me to think only about Combined Insurance and nothing else. I mean, it made as though you cannot have a life other than this, and it’s starting to disappoint me. Thankfully, I got my car tuned and fixed up being I have to dr

Morning! Miss Me?
Hey all, how is everyone doing? I'm back from my mini vacation. Spent Friday evening and Saturday with Persia and Stina. We had a great time! I had an interesting rental car for the weekend though, it was semi automatic. When you accelerated, the engine wouldn't shift up to the next gear until you hit the shift lever to go up. Made for interesting driving. I now know not to buy a Suburu Impreza. Got a bit of a sunburn on Saturday, but its mostly turned to a tan now. What sucked most was coming home and having to get back to work today. Well, have a good Tuesday all, and feel free to give me a shout if you want to chat!

Now For A Dose Of Caffeine Free Diet Hatred
Dear Public, I know you and I have danced this dance more then either of us care to remember, but for old time's sake lets light up the floor one more time. PLEASE can you stop being so stupid??? All I ask is that one day go by in which I am not confronted by some ignorant brainless asshole who couldn't fuck his way out of a paper bag (let alone into one.) Let me explain, I was at lunch today and I was wearing a sweatshirt (due to cancer my body temp is lower then it should be so Im always cold!) anyway as is usually the case some guy approached me and asked me why I was wearing a sweatshirt in 85 degree weather. So I explained it to him and as he was such an intelligent being his response was..."So what, you're like a Polar Bear?" YEA THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM LIKE!! WHAT FUCKING PLANET DID YOU STEP OFF OF MEATBALL? POLAR BEARS LIVE IN ALASKA WHERE ITS -20 On a HOT DAY. They need all that fur because if they didnt have it they'd end up like you BRAINDEAD! Goddamn it just once I'd like

Through My Eyes
I went outside for a smoke this evening and the mountains were covered with a redish-orange kind of blanket, the farms on the hills are peaceful with green and brownish colors on their properties (thank goodness no farm smell.lol) , and a slight glimmer from the water in the riverbed. In the distance you can hear the whistle blowing of a frieght train starting to roll through town. Ahhhhhhh the hard life of So Cal. With a cool breeze cooling the day off to a comfortable 83 degrees I sit and enjoy the beauty of this day. Hopefully you can picture the peace I see. Have a good day and enjoy life.

A Widow's Sorrow
A Widow's Sorrow We're on life's long journey, halfway through you turn to me, "with sadness in your eyes" you hand me a golden key and say I must leave you now. Everything's paid for and you will be O.K. As you disappear out of sight, I'm crying bitter tears and saying "Oh why" "Oh why" are you leaving me, but there's only silence I find myself in the fog I hear you call my name, my heart leaps with joy I run to be with you, but you're not there. I'm searching and searching all through the fog, but to my sadness I realize you're lost to me in this Earth

How Hard Does Love Have To Be
How hard does love have to be? I ask myself this question daily. Does love always have to knock me down? Does it have to make me look and act like a clown. Does love have to say those hurting things? Does love really know what love means? Love will take you up on a cloud so high. You feel like you have wings to touch the sky. All you see is the heavens above. Your judgement is clouded by love. You'll do anything that love tells you to do. Lie, steal, cheat, and be untrue. Untrue to yourself is the first thing. Untrue to others do you know what I mean? Love is lonely and love is unfair, you can't find love just anywhere. Loving is hard as you can see,but does love have to be hard on me?

~*a Wolf's Prayer*~
~*A Wolf's Prayer*~ Follow me down the path, I will walk beside you. Guiding and showing you the way, I will not leave you. Close your eyes, You will see 6 sets of prints, 2 belonging to you, 4 to me. Then you will know that I have not left you, I will be there to Guide you, Whenever you need me

Check Out The Ghost Rider
ThugTags.com - Hip Hop & Urban MySpace CommentsALRIGHT EVERYONE I NEED ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS, AND FAMILY TO PLEASE HELP ME OUT. I KNOW I HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO SO PLEASE HELP ADD ME AS UR FAN OR JUST HELP ME LEVEL IN UR OWN WAY. I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE TO LONG FEEL THE MAJIK - WITCHY'S WIKKED GRAPHIX Edit Photos Sexy Comments & Profile Graphics

Sex And Romance
OK SO I HAVE THIS FRIEND WHO HAS HAD A TERRIBLE YEAR. FINALLY DIVORCED AND HAS JUST STARTED DATING A NEW GUY. CAN YOU BE REALLY HAPPY FOR SOMEONE BUT A BIT JEALOUS OF THEM TOO? SHE TRUELY DESERVES ALL THE HAPPINESS SHE GETS. BUT HEARING HOW GREAT THIS GUY IS TREATING HER AND HOW FUN AND ROMANTIC HE IS , KINDA MAKES ME A BIT JEALOUS. I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 8 YRS NOW, AND WHERE HAS MY ROMANCE GONE? LOL EVERYONE WORRIED ABOUT 'BRINGING SEXY BACK' WHAT ABOUT ROMANCE? WHO IS GOING TO BRING IT BACK? I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A VERY SEXUAL PERSON, AND ADMITINGLY HAVE USED A LITTLE EXTRA FLIRTATION TO GET WHAT I NEEDED. AND HONESTLY I DONT HAVE MANY CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE IN GENERAL WHERE SEX DOESN'T COME UP. BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROMANCE? IT ALWAYS FADES FIRST IN A REALATIONSHIP BUT THE SEX WILL USUALLY LAST THE DURATION OF THE RELATIONSHIP. I THINK PEOPLE THINK BEING ROMANTIC IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE. BUT REALLY PEOPLE (YES LADIES I AM TALKING TO YOU TOO!) IT DOES TAKE THAT MUCH EFFORT. IT D

Fubars Candy Shop Girls
Do you want to be a Candy Shop Girl? Men are allowed as well, they will just be the body guards Read the terms below, if you agree, RULES: -NO DRAMA- Then come see my blog marked Candy Shop Girls (so your up to date with who joined) add/fan/rate them all (if they are marked private skip them) If you already have them as a fan and already re-rated them, leave a comment telling them your joining "Candy Shop Girls" After you have done that, pm me letting me know your finished. Also make sure you send me a photo for your candy shop girls name tag. ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar ~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R. Team Captain~ (#1 FAMILY) ~Fu Cruise~Fu Angels~Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar Brittany ღ Property of Dooniel@ fubar In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar

Papa Roach - Getting Away With Murder
Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate What creates my own madness And I'm addicted to your punishment And you're the master And I am waiting for disaster I feel irrational So confrontational To tell the truth I am Getting away with murder It isn't possible To never tell the truth But the reality is I'm getting away with murder (Getting away, Getting away, Getting away) I drink my drink and I don't even want to I think my thoughts when I don't even need to I never look back cause I don't even want to And I don't need to Because I'm getting away with murder I feel irrational So confrontational To tell the truth I am Getting away with murder It isn't possible To never tell the truth But the reality is I'm getting away with murder (Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away, Getting away with murder) Somewhere beyond happiness and sadness I need to calculate What

Out-dated Instincts By About 10,000 Years
I see women all the time say they want someone nice and caring. What's wrong with this picture is that a woman's instincts make them un-attracted to a nice and caring man. For some reason when a woman meets a nice and caring man it registers in your brains as: not confident, unintelligent, unattractive, boring, wimpy, clingy, and not protective of you. Just like every woman I have known, let me guess, all of your ex boyfriends are all mean and jerks right? Do you know why? That's your type. Those are the only men you find attractive. I can tell you that at least 50% of men are nice and caring but you probably never notice them or walk on by, or you might go on one date but then decide that "he's nice but....blehhhhhh". Until women can figure out a way to REVERSE their instincts, they will always reward the mean, wicked, evil, abusive, horrible men and always punish the good guys with hearts. All women do is hurt nice men. Some nice men figure this out early enough in life

Miss Dee Thank You
~Miss Dee~**Member of Level Pounders** is our new SPONSOR of the month!!! She got us in our Auction and she gave us even moren then just the bid she made!!! ~Miss Dee~**Member of Level Pounders**@ fubar EVERYONE hit her up and show her a big thank you!!! The whole Team $$~LEVEL POUNDERS~$$ says Thank You $$~LEVEL POUNDER

Friendship
Through the laughter and the tears, we have had our share. Never a day we didnt care. We've come to the point in our lives, we must be strong. Like sister's we could do no wrong. We've watched eachother grow, just like the rose, and now we must be prepared. Life's journey is slowly coming to an end. We have finally come to that bend. We wont say goodbye, just see you later. We'll meet again when the golden gates open. Our friendship will live on. The memries I'll keep in my heart. We'll never be that far apart. Spread your wings it's time to fly. Don't be sad You've lived your life, and through the years that we've been by eachother's side, it has been a wonderful ride. When the flower's bloom, I'll think of you, cause i know you loved them to. When i look up at the sky, I'll remember your smile. When it rains I'll think of the tears that we shed, and know it was all worth it. Our friendship meant the world, so with that I say with a sigh, not

My Song On Repeat For The Day
The Blower's Daughter - Damien Rice The Blowers Daughter - Damien Rice And so it is Just like you said it would be Life goes easy on me Most of the time And so it is The shorter story No love, no glory No hero in her skies I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes... And so it is Just like you said it should be We'll both forget the breeze Most of the time And so it is The colder water The blower's daughter The pupil in denial I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes off you I can't take my eyes... Did I say that I loathe you? Did I say that I want to Leave it all behind? I can't take my mind off you I can't take my mind off you... I can't take my mind off you I can't take my mind off you I can't take my mind off yo

Another Bully Made For Me To Godmother
Ok,let's get her Godmothered. Only357k points away! Go luv up on 'naughty&precious please!! naughty&precioussub fu o/by"Hypnotic Star"& "fu o/of: Inkman876&Lostsoul&I am queen&ilov@ fubar (repost of original by 'stormwoman~owner of wolves of wiccan society levelers~owned by anna' on '2008-08-10 19:47:38')

Cindragon Is Up For Sale!!!
Hello, everyone! I am in an auction, but with a twist! Bling pack bids only! That's right, I am pimping myself for some bling bling! Some of what I am offering is printed on this pic, but more is offered, click the pic to check it out, and make your bid! More can be negotiated for larger bling packs! 70-pack or larger gets half of the bling during HH!! CinDragon Please don't forget to F/A/R the auction host while you are there! INKMAN876@ fubar

For A Certain Someone...he Knows Who He Is...
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Thunder & Lightning Home Pages (updated 8/11/08)
Please make sure both the pink and the blue hp's are added to Friends & Family. Personal comments such as have a good day...etc will be deleted from the Homepages so dont be offended. Thunder & Lightning Leveler's Blue Home Page@ fubar The Blue Homepage is our Leveling Site. This is the site you will see the level ups being bullied from during HH. We are a Leveling Family. When Level ups are posted we expect all to help on the Level up if you are available. Give Aways are put on hold until level ups are completed. The comment section on this site will be used for our members to post any level ups they find that fit within our leveling guidelines. UPDATE 1: Must have 150 Rateable PICS and/or STASH) UPDATE 2: All level ups will be checked and reposted by SingleDad38 or LilBamaGirl as good and the original post will be deleted. UPDATE 3: We will be leveling only by Bulletins now until the family gets bigger. Please do not level any level ups in the comment section

Wishing On A Star
I gaze up at the sky each night and find the brightest star. It's always waiting there for me so close, but yet so far. The star winks in the evening sky and reaches out to me. It magically appers each night for all the world to see. I've wished upon this special star my whole life though, it seems. I've closed my eyes and made my wish of hopes, and plans, and dreams. And then, one day I got my wish for I finally met you. You are that someone special who's made all my dreams come true. So now whenever we're apart I find that same bright star. It makes me feel so close to you no matter were you are.

Superhuman By Chris Brown
[Verse 1] Weak, I have been crying and crying for weeks, How'd I survive when I could barely speak, Barely eat, On my knees. But that's the moment you came to me, I don't know what your love has done to me, Think I'm invincible, I see through the me, I used to be. [Chorus] You changed my whole life, Don't know what you're doing to me with your love, I'm feeling all superhuman you did that to me, (Ohh!) A superhuman heart beats in me, Nothing can stop me here with you, Superhuman, (I feel so superhuman.) Superhuman, (I feel so superhuman.) Superhuman. [Verse 2] Strong, Since I've been flying and riding the wrongs, Feels almost like I had it all along, I can see tomorrow. For every problem is gone because, I flew everywhere with love inside of me, It's unbelievable to see, How love can set me free. [Chorus] You changed my whole life, Don't know what you're doing to me with your love, (to me, oh oh) I'm feeling all

[so, I Had This Dream...]
Alright, in the span of about 30 minutes, I had this ellaborate dream where I was living in gross pointe michigan (did I mention the scenery and housing was gorgeous? ... okay because it was, and in great detail, but not that important) which I've only heard about, and been to once. Anyway, for lunch I would always grab a couple sandwiches, and about six cherry mashes (I hate cherry mash...well, not really, but I prefer other candies) and I'd go to this fairly popular spot that overlooked the lake, and I figured, the only reason I did that was because I was hoping... someone would come over and join me. *big sigh* For some reason, I could picture myself doing that in my old age. In fact I wondered if this WAS a dream about my old age, but later I walked by a mirror, I was still young, my hair looked great (so I was older, and using rogaine :P), and I was dating a teacher. But she was terifically shy, like, it took me about a month to get her on one date, anyway, we were headed to

Pimpout Won From Sin
Want to meet some awesome people who actually return all the love they receive then please go check out these hotties right here... Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Cpt@ fubar (wife is running my page for me)@ fubar BBW Goddess~ Promoter For Hooters Lounge ~ Fu-Owned By Tulsas Angel@ fubar Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar Ecuadorian Goddess*Promoter of Goddess' BadBoys*-SBG*Keno's KO Girl*Sarge FuLover 4Ever@ fubar ♑Browneyes♑ Proud member of the FHSG@ fubar (repost of original by '^sin^ Fu wife 2 sultry

Baby Come Back
Spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town Doing anything just to get you off of my mind But when the morning comes, I'm right back where I started again Trying to forget you is just a waste of time Baby come back, any kind of fool could see There was something in everything about you Baby come back, you can blame it all on me I was wrong, and I just can't live without you All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado Trying to keep up the smile that hides a tear But as the sun goes down, I get that empty feeling again How I wish to God that you were here Baby come back, any kind of fool could see There was something in everything about you Baby come back, you can blame it all on me I was wrong, and I just can't live without you Now that I put it all together Give me the chance to make you see Have you used up all the love in your heart Nothing left for me, ain't there nothing left for me Baby come back, any kind of fool

Can't Forget The Punkin:)
What do you do when two of your friends are racing each other to Godmother??? Pimp'em both:) So go R/F/A Punkin, she needs to feel the lovin too:) ♫Punkin™{G-Raf}♫ ♥♥Owned by Not Telling&MacARoni~Ms. Mo's™ girlfriend@ fubar

Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz Pimped My Butt Out Good Lol
Every Month I keep an Eye Out & I Pick Who's The Best Of That Month... For Being A Tru-Fu To Me! No This Isn't No Contest... No This Doesn't Require Bombing of any sorts... This Only Requires Being Down To Earth and Not Just A Fu-Name...To Me Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz. Well This Lady Deserves Alot Of Fu-Respect In Return. I Am Very Grateful That I Have Met Da Irish Princess!!! DA IRISH PRINCESS Roams All Over Fubar To Love & Cherish You! She Always Shows Me Respect. She's A Genuine Sweetheart! Stop By My Tru-Fu's Page Add/Rate/Fan Her! Bling Her. She Deserves To Feel Your Intoxicating Fu-Love From You!!!! CLICK HERE TO LOVES HER! ♥*.·:*¨¨*:·.*♥Ðå §wêê† Ìrï§h þrïñ¢ê§§♥*.·:*¨¨*♥ ~*~TINY~*~owns This Princess@ fubar THIS PIMPOUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz IS The Promoter & VIP Member OF CWP! & Keith67 Owns Me & I OWN ***TIM***@ fubar Bring A Coat...I'll Send You

Team 1 Fu-angels , Sexy Chicana Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE...HIT ME - HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD, AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM.LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS....ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS...REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~

New Here
I am new here, and I thought I would tell about my screenname. Basically my name screenname means that I am wishing that I was/am someone in particulars g/f. He has no clue, because I am keeping it hidden. Basically I am scared to tell the person, so I am just wishing right now, and wishing is all that I can do till I get the courage to finally tell the person. So, that's what my screenname means :)

Game Sharers Face Legal Crackdown
Game sharers face legal crackdown A British woman who put a game on a file-sharing network has been ordered to pay damages to the game's creator. Topware Interactive has won more than £16,000 following legal action against Isabella Barwinska of London, who shared a copy of Dream Pinball 3D. Three other suspected sharers of the game are awaiting damages hearings. The test case could open the floodgates for litigation against thousands of other Britons suspected of sharing the game. 'A lot more' In the case heard at London's Patents County Court the game maker won damages of £6,086.56 plus costs of £10,000. "The damages and costs ordered by the Court are significant and should act as a deterrent," said David Gore, a partner at Davenport Lyons who acted for Topware. He added: "This shows that taking direct steps against infringers is an important and effective weapon in the battle against online piracy." "This is the first of many," said Mr Gore. "It wa

Davidson Leads Nit Season Tip-off Field
Stephen Curry will lead Davidson against James Madison in the opening round of the NIT Season Tip-Off. The Wildcats are one of seven teams from last season’s NCAA tournament in the field of 16, which was announced Tuesday by the NIT Selection Committee. Purdue and Oklahoma both reached the second round of the NCAA last season while Cornell, Arizona, Mississippi Valley State and Georgia all lost first-round games. Curry, a junior who averaged 25.9 points last season and is the nation’s leading returning scorer, carried the Wildcats into a regional final there they lost to eventual NCAA champion Kansas. Davidson will play James Madison in the South Regional at Norman, Okla., while Oklahoma faces Mississippi Valley State. Boston College will host the East Regional and will play Loyola, Md., while Cornell faces St. John’s. Purdue hosts the North Regional and will play Eastern Michigan. Georgia will play Loyola, Ill., in the region’s other game. Arizona hosts the West Regional and wil

A Moment Alive - By Me
In the distance the clouds float I stand and stare as they morph, transfixed Like slow moving explosions in the ethereal loam Thunderheads move into the mix Flashes in the darkness Rolling thunder shakes the ground The rain descends in buckets So loud it falls without a sound

Daddy Doms And Little Girls
Daddy/little girl does not refer to the ages, real or pretend, of the participants. Nor does it imply closet desires. In my relationship my Dom is not my father, he is nothing like my father, and I have no need for him to replace my father. He is however my Daddy. We do not engage in age play specifically ( beyond the occasional school girl fantasy *s*) and our relationship is not based on any need to have sex with children. I am always all woman, and always a very independent woman. He does have the ability to make me feel like a little girl, however, a very cherished and sometimes needy little girl. It is a feeling that I revel in, it is the safest place I have ever been, and it allows me the freedom to be all that I am without fear of reprisals. Daddy Dom is a feeling, an environment that two people have created. A Daddy Dom is so named because of the qualities he possesses and the service he provides. So, what are these qualities? What is a Daddy Dom? A Daddy Dom wants t

Thoughts And Prayers....
So for those who dont live in vegas, a few days ago a small experimental plane took off from a small airport here. It was not even in the air 2 minutes before it went down and crashed into a home Killing the pilot and the 2 occupants of the home. Law is that a private plane is to have 40 hours of logged in flight time, this plane only had 5 yet the piot got the clearance for take off. Anyways it happened right near my work, the next night we went into work and found out that the home was where one of our co workers resided with his elderly parents. How devestating is that? He lost everything a person holds most dear. Not only his home but the 2 people in our lives we can never replace. And I dunno if its worse or not but he was at work that night....I mean its bad cause he wasnt home but its something to be thankful for that he wasnt there. I dunno really. All I know that it is completly devestating. They had to completly tear down the house cause there was nothing left and wh

I Wish You Enough....
I received this in an e-mail some time ago, and just saw it again on a friend's profile page. I may have blogged and/or stashed this before, but even if you have already read it, please take the time to read it again... I WISH YOU ENOUGH Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, "I love you and I wish you enough". The daughter replied, "Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom". They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, "Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?". Yes, I have," I replied. "Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?". "I

Mozilla: Web Apps Faster With Firefox 3.1
Posted by Stephen Shankland 10 comments Updated at 2:40 p.m. PDT with more details about Firefox 3.1 features. Firefox 3.1 will run many Web-based applications such as Gmail faster through incorporation of a feature called TraceMonkey that dramatically speeds up programs written in JavaScript, Mozilla said Friday. JavaScript has been very broadly used to add pizzazz or flexibility to Web pages over the years, but in recent years, it's also become the plumbing for many rich Internet applications. However, because JavaScript has been hobbled by pokey performance, Web-based applications often struggled to work as responsively as "native" software running directly on PCs, and programmers writing Web applications have often turned to other options, such as Adobe Systems' Flash and Flex. Now Mozilla hopes to change the balance of power in JavaScript's favor. "TraceMonkey is a project to bring native code speed to JavaScript," said Mike Shaver, Mozilla's interim vice presiden

Passion
love is like a passion Something you never Have had through out your Childhood Love is like a Neverending story Love last longer then What people think It does, All they have to do Is to believe into It Then love will conter All things in life!

Said Has Taken Long Road To Carve Niche In Nascar
When rain washed out Sprint Cup qualifying at Watkins Glen International this month, a frustrated Boris Said had to park his No Fear Racing Ford for the second straight year at his favorite track. In May 2006, Said, veteran crew chief Frank Stoddard, and Mark Simo announced the creation of No Fear Racing, which receives technical support, engines and Ford Fusion bodies from Roush Fenway Racing and has SoBe No Fear, an energy drink, as its sponsor. Less than two months later, in only the team’s second race, Said stunned the NASCAR world by winning the pole for the Pepsi 400 on the high-speed banks of Daytona. He led nine laps during the race and finished fourth, losing the lead to eventual winner Tony Stewart with two laps to go. “I think he’s awesome,” four-time Cup champion Jeff Gordon said. “I think he brings a lot of entertainment to the series. We’d love to see him out there. All the different types of cars that he’s driven and he’s had success in proves what kind of race car dri

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Bill Burr In Studio, Bringing Back The Old Queef And 'guess What's In My Pants' Bits, Lots Of New Boobs O
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Gosh golly, this week sure is flying by, isn't it? Thursdee already, eh? Get your laughing hats out of the closet, and clean the cat turds out of 'em, because Bill Burr is coming back to the show to promote his new CD, Why Do I Do This?, which is also coming out on DVD in September. He's also in town promoting his weekend gigs at the Stress Factory in New Jersey. The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram. Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What

Give & Take World We Live In
I'm a trader at heart. . . except that I don't like trades that come out equally--that's too much like borrowing. I'd rather trade a strong hand for a patient ear or a story for a meal: anything that keeps things turning over. --Gordon Bok There is an old saying that there are just two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. Those of us who are givers delight in it. We have a buck to lend when someone is broke, a kind word when they're down, a helping hand when they need it. But sometimes we givers are uncomfortable when we're on the receiving end. We brush off thanks and gifts and help, even when they're needed or deserved. Those of us who are takers, on the other hand, know how to receive graciously what others have to give; we know how to ask for what we need. Often, however, we don't know how to give. We may be afraid our gifts will be wrong or rejected or laughed at. We can all strive to become traders, people who have learned how to both give and receive. We ea

2girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That’s nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ’From all of us at the Fire Station, Well nev

Sinful Sensation
COME CHECK OUT ONE SEXIEST NEW LOUNGES ON FUBAR SINFUL SENSATION WHERE EVERYTHING IS HOT EVEN THE OWNER !!!!! SO COME CHECK OUT THIS HOT NEW LOUNGE WITH SEXY DJ'S AND HOT MEMBERS!!!! WE ARE ALSO HIRING ALL STAFF IF INTERESTED PLZ GET A HOLD OF ONE OF THE OWNERS OR STAFF MEMBERS

Gustav Pa #30
1000 PM CDT SUN AUG 31 2008 ...GUSTAV CLOSING IN ON THE NORTHERN GULF COAST... A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM JUST EAST OF HIGH ISLAND TEXAS EASTWARD TO THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER...INCLUDING THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS AND LAKE PONTCHARTRAIN. PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETION. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM EAST OF THE ALABAMA-FLORIDA BORDER TO THE OCHLOCKONEE RIVER. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 1000 PM CDT...0300Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE GUSTAV WAS LOCATED NEAR LATITUDE 27.3 NORTH...LONGITUDE 88.1 WEST OR ABOUT 220 MILES... 360 KM...SOUTHEAST OF NEW ORLEANS LOUISIANA AND ABOUT 310 MILES... 500 KM...SOUTHEAST OF LAFAYETTE LOUISIANA. THIS POSITION IS ALSO ABOUT 180 MILES...285 KM...SOUTHEAST OF PORT FOURCHON ALONG THE LOUISIANA COAST. GUSTAV IS MOVING TOWARD THE N

Braithwaite Levee Is Overtopping
Braithwaite Levee is overtopping in Plaquemines 4:07 PM Mon, Sep 01, 2008 | Permalink WWL-TV Newsroom E-mail Parish President Billy Nungesser said that the Braithwaite Levee is overtopping and that any residents that are staying there need to get out now. In an urgent message, he said that officials are sandbagging, but he doesn't think that officials can stop the water. Nungesser said that people in White Ditch, Scarsdale and other area towns needed to evacuate immediately. Residents were advised to take the Mississippi River levee toward St. Bernard to get to safety.

Inside The Room Of Your Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Grim Reaper
The Grim Reaper stalks the Earth for prey, Men, women and children he takes away, Some may go to heaven and some to hell Only those taken ever can tell. His shadowy form lurks without care, His duty to death he does with a spectral air. The scythe, his symbol forever on show. His skeletal figure the chosen ones know. The hourglass of life ticks away in his hand, As you fight this, your last stand. Hunched over your body your soul he will reap, Who knows what parts of this he may keep? His solitary duty will forever go on, Even after this era is gone. He will take the souls of all living things And grief with him he always brings. ©2005-2008 *hells-dark-rose

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Rich Vos, Mike Birbiglia, Jbl From Wwe, Lots Of New Boobs On Ratemywow - And Paltalk, Sam Returns Gop Convention, Br
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... most importantly to the Girls on Paltalk, who have been making with the full-frontal nudity on their webcams lately. They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see NAKED LADIES ON THEIR WEBCAMS, so why sugar coat it, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now! Today on the Opie and Anthony POgram, we welcome back our mush-mouthed comedian buddy Rich Vos, as well as our buddy Mike Birbiglia to the fray. Also stopping by is WWE Wrestler JBL, who is promoting his new anti-energy beverage, DRANK...which I'm sure we can find a use for. ...and of course, it wouldn't be WEDNESDAY without some girls Whippin' 'em out! New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron,

I Think I Am Ready
"I get up every morning determined to both change the world and to have one hell of a good time. Sometimes, this makes planning the day difficult." ~ E.B. White, 20th century American writer Just starting off the first day of Kindergarten for Julia the first day of 7th Grade for Olivia and the First Day of being "Officially Open"in My New very own Company with my favorite quote. I am a bit freaked cuz... I have no idea how I will pull this Company thing of but what the hell I have only everything to lose. Alot of great things are falling into place though. I was awarded Business Woman of the year as well as Concerned Citizen of The Year by N.O.W. for 2008:) Yay! Now if only I can fill those shoes. Wow...... I am scared,excited,happy and sad all right now:) How about you? Ok...... Back to work!! The boss is mean:)

Sex And Relationships
Someday you'll not want me for nothing more Someday you'll want me for Something more Someday I'll see aren't really looking at me Someday your eyes will see through me I treat my body as an object for use at my disposal To put my most precious jewel in safe keeping locked from harm and refusal Ya know.. this started out as a poem or some shit I was trying to be creative, but it got me thinking a little.. Sex and relationships. Sex I think is the easy part. That's the given. There's either chemistry or there isn't. At which point however is it best to initiate it. Friends with benefits I think are a great thing, BUT, I strongly say BUT, I don't think it works if it starts out as a friends thing. I think situations like that tend to become too sticky. You end up knowing too much about the person and get too emotionally involved. It's a fine line between "booty call" and friends with benefits. If you can maintain a friendship, meaning hanging out outside the be

Caa #24
A dear friend and angel to me is having a rough time and finds emotional turmoil all around. Please send angel prayers, power and love to give her peace and rest and strength to deal with the tough time she has to go through. Doc

Pink Petals-update 56
Are you ready for a romantic night? I am dressed in a sexy white lingerie and have rose petals all over. Cum help me finish the night right! There is an average of 69 pictures per set. There is over 3900 pictures and 26 video clips in the members SEXtion. I also have 18 videos, with more to cum. I am now on SC Live Cam and will also be doing Phone sex. So watch for schedules coming soon. I will also be adding a store at the beginning of next week. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Ben Stein
Ben Stein The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees, Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a crïeche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around

Football Season: Guys Happy, Girls Grumbly And Shoppin
Today is perhaps one of the greatest days for guys and perhaps the worst for girls...Football Sunday jets and miami. man this stuff just makes them want to go shopping after hearing guys scream all day..he scored a touchdown, oh my god he's in. oh well, were just guys who like beer, bongs, balls, and other crazy stuff that makes women just yawn and look for rope at home depot to hang themselves. cant we all just get some get420 and get along?

Hvor Fører Slangen?
Slangen fører til løven. Med 2000 års død-tid riktignok, og med skinheads som den periodens høydepunkt og de amerikanske hette-skins som det absolutte lavpunkt. Poenget er at kvinner trenger substitutter for å kunne utrykke slangens skallethet. Slangen ble sluttpunktet pga de før nevnte problemene. Men minst like viktig er at den avslører målet og problemet med målet. Løvinnen har en helt elendig hårmanke. Løvinnen har ingenting ved seg som tilsier at den skulle være Afrikas herskerinne. Allikevel er den det og hannløven er fullstendig klar over det, slik egypterne var.

Some Family That Need Leveled:)
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Win Hh, Bling Or Vip!!!!!!!!!
EMAIL THE LINK TO THE PIC U WANNA USE TO SEXY T ~~ Recently I entered a couple of contests and thought it was a lot of fun so I decided to do my own. “comment bombing contest” There will be a 1st, 2nd & 3rd place! 1st place has their choice of: Happy Hour 150 – credit bling pack or 1 year VIP 2ND Place has their choice of: 1 month VIP 25- credit bling pack or 7 day blast 3rd place 12 – credit bling pack As soon as I have enough people enter, the contest will start. I will give you a couple days notice so you can get your bombers together! The contest will run for 2 weeks. RULES: NONE! Just bomb away & Have fun!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY Sexy T~~@ fubar Party People - Nelly feat. Fergie

Thanks ~blueroses~ For This Birthday Bully!
Sunday, September 14th is Barbara's ~ Tulsa's Angel's ~ birthday!!! Barbara is my favorite blonde friend in the entire world! Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve!@ fubar Shower Barbara with all kinds of fu love and tell her Blueroses sent you! Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve!@ fubar Let Barbara know what birthday fu lovin is all about! Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Team LOVE Captain ~ Fu Owned by Steve!@ fubar

What The Hell Is This Fu-marriage/fu-boyfriend, Grilfriend Thing?
I keep seeing these things all over this site....and I am frankly confused by the whole thing. What does it entail? How the hell does it happen? WHY does it happen? And why the hell doesn't anyone want to be mine...lol. Any answers would be appreciated...even smartass ones.

Want To Earn 1,000 Fubucks?
It's pretty simple. All you have to do is fan me. This offer is to new fans only. Please keep in mind that I only have library access for the time being so if you dont get your Fubucks right away, it becuase I haven't gotten to the library yet. Don't worry, my bar tab should keep track of all of you that fan me. If you want you can also Fu-mail me to let me know you've done so. This offer is for the first 200 people who fan me. Once I reach 200, the offer will be closed!! Get em while I got em!!

Gotta Love This!
Cannabis plant extracts can effectively fight drug-resistant bacteria. Scientists Say Substances Derived From Cannabis Could Outdo Conventional Antibiotics In Killing Some Bacteria By NORA SCHULTZ Sept. 12, 2008 Substances harvested from cannabis plants could soon outshine conventional antibiotics in the escalating battle against drug-resistant bacteria. The compounds, called cannabinoids, appear to be unaffected by the mechanism that superbugs like MRSA use to evade existing antibiotics. Scientists from Italy and the United Kingdom, who published their research in the Journal of Natural Products last month, say that cannabis-based creams could also be developed to treat persistent skin infections. Marijuana (AP Photo) Cannabis has long been known to have antibacterial properties and was studied in the 1950s as a treatment for tuberculosis and other diseases. But research into using cannabis as an antibiotic has been limited by poor knowledge of the plant's active ingredient

Help Us Save A Dog That Is Doomed
Critters of Love is always getting donations in that we can turn around to make money off of to raise the much needed fund to save dogs from our local dog shelter without us these dogs are doom to the gas chamber. So just passing on this information for you to go look at we like watchers and we love bidders. http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/lrfncritters_W0QQ_nkwZQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZQQ_mdoZ must live in the USA and have a eBay account ,only take pay pal and if you can`t find us from the above link you can go to eBay and look under search type in : lrfncritters thanks and have a wonderful day or night

A Mom Cheerleader, And A Dog So Embarrassed
Can you believe at what lengths one would go to relive their high school years? Well with that said in Wisconsin A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman. As if that was not enough… The Lady Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother. According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she'd missed. Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house. The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced, the complaint said. A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities

Push Up Bras :)
I like boobs.Who doesn't and no I am not bi! I just like them. Anyway,I bought a push up bra,I had some disposable income at the time. I put that thing on and holy crap! It was like I had new boobs! I swear they stuck a foot out from my chest. My boobs had more padding on them that a mental case has in a padded cell. Totally gave me issues! It was like "WOW,look at my boobs!" I know I got more free drinks that night at the bar than I ever have n my life! Hmmm,I think i need to wear that this weekend.

What Religion Do You Fit In With?
You fit in with:Taoism 80% spiritual.0% reason-oriented. Your ideals mostly resemble those of the Taoist faith. Spirituality is the most important thing in your life. You strive to live by all of your ideals, and live a very intellectually focused life. Take This Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Triple Dog Dare!
Are you skeered? Or will you take the TRIPLE DOG DARE? This is a train with a twist. You have to rate/fan/add or comment everyone but you also need to put in your status how much you need to level, no matter what the amount is. In your friend request or comment, put that you are taking the Triple Dog Dare. When you have finished the list, send me a message letting me know that you are taking the dare and i will add you. In my dreams...or yours? ~*~Shadow Leveler~*~CONVOY leader~*~Fantasy Flight Pilot~*~Fu Bad Girl~*~@ fubar tat_man73~slave2fantasy r/l b/f ~@ fubar Slave2Fantasy/Aka/Erotica/AKA/Keeper of Trains see blog~Tat _man73~R/L G/F@ fubar FØRè§‡_♥_Rî¢ÁÑ ~ ČLÜß FÁR~ Proud FU Owner Of ToXic SiN@ fubar ~GoofyLady~ *FuAngel * Bad Girls*Proud Member Of Love Shack*@ fubar ONE&ONLY SYCHO {FU-SLAVE TO JOHNNY}OWNER OF FUBAR ADDICTED BOMBERS/CLUB FAR@ fubar Proud Military Mom@ fubar

Owen People
Am done bid and owning people who i don't know or good friends or done me right. Out of 19 people i have own 4 people have keep there word on rates and coments. Them 4 i bid on again. I am tried of wasting money and not getting shit. I am tired people promiesing me they will spoil me as there owner. Everyone say that don't. So i contue get acution to get fu buck but am now offical done owning people. I wast of time and money.

How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?
Your Cell Phone Etiquette is 42% Bad, 58% Good Your cell phone manners are simply okay. Sometimes you can be very considerate. But when you are in the middle of an important conversation, all rules go out the window! How's Your Cell Phone Etiquette?

Grrrr
Sometimes the most unexpected things are the greatest things! I mean really he was so unexpected i was at the hardest part of my life and yet there he was! He was there when he shouldnt of been.. He wasnt the one who needed to be there! the person who should have been there wasnt! I love him so much.. what do i do now? Where, who do i turn to now? Everyday when i wake up he is the first person i want to talk to! It is so hard somedays to even get out of bed knowing that im going to be alone all day and miserable and even worse that i cant talk to him... I cant hear his voice!! I have a voice mail i just listen to over and over again.. Some of the things it says hurt so bad to hear but if thats the only way i can hear his voice.. Well i guess its worth it!! He is the only one who can make the hurting stop and he doesnt even care! It wouldnt hurt so bad if he would just say someday maybe.. But no i just keep hearing NEVER again!!! It hurts soo bad some of the things he says tear my heart

I Have
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*ozzy* Needs Our Help ,lets Be There For Him Friends
*OZZY DON'T ASK FOR THAT MUCH HELP FROM NOONE BUT IS THERE FOR YOU IF YOU ASK HIM SO LETS MAKE SURE HE WINS THIS CONTEST.. HE HAS BEEN THRU A LOT LATELY AND DESERVES IT!! SO FRIENDS, YA KNOW I ALWAYS RETURN THE FAVORS WITH BLINGS OR HELP....THANKS ALL! RATES ARE WORTH 3 COMMENTS WORTH 1 COULD YOU HELP PLZ.............

The Army Is A 4 Letter Word
So, I am so angry at the army that I skipped the entire chain of command and wrote a letter to the Colonel. The beauty of being a wife is that I have no one to answer to. So he responded immediately to my first e-mail and encouraged me to continue relaying my concerns, so I wrote him another lengthy e-mail. I explained everything. It's not hard to look at my husbands record and see that I am neither lying or kidding about the things I told him. Of course, his answer to the second e-mail was so vague that none of my issues were explained, and it almost sounded like a "sucks to be you" reply, although he said he started an inquiry. Yesterday, my husband got the results of his latest heart test and his back MRI. Now mind you, back in April the docs said the back wall of his heart was weak, and in '03 he was diagnosed with Lumbar Degenerative Disc Disease. Yesterday the doc told him that his left heart ventricle was dilated, but it was "nothing to worry about", and his back "had a bulge

In My Mind
I have a place in my mind Where I can hide away When I grow tired For I'm afraid to guestion my sanity So I turn my back on reality Somehow, I know in my mind I'm going to pay For all games That I tried to play For there was so much I had to learn But you only get one turn So be careful of the things you say and do For they will always be there in your past and you'll always have to stand In the shadow that they cast You know I try in my mind To excuse the things I do But even to myself I wasn't always true Now you know why I'll always pay For all the little games i still love to play

Cliff Richard - Devil Woman
Wouldn't say this was a favourite song, but JWH made me think about it and now I can't get it out of my head. So blame her... Ive had nothing but bad luck Since the day I saw the cat at my door So I came into you sweet lady Answering your mystical call Crystal ball on the table Showing the future,the past Same cat with them evil eyes And I knew itwas a spell she cast Shes just a devil woman With evil on her mind Beware the devil woman Shes gonna get you Shes just a devil woman With evil on her mind Beware the devil woman Shes gonna get you from behind Give me the ring on your finger Let me see the lines on your hand I can see me a tall dark stranger Giving you what you hadnt planned I drank the potion she offered me I found myself on the floor Then I looked into those big green eyes And I wondered what Id come there for Shes just a devil woman With evil on her mind Beware the devil woman Shes gonna get you Shes just a devil woman With ev

The Secret To You And The Moon.
The Secret of the Moon And Youby Daniella BreenIt is well known that the moon creates the tidal flow, and as beings who are made up of 75% water, it makes sense that we are also deeply affected by the moon. Learning how the moon affects us, how we can work with the moon is certainly well worth the effort, and developing a relationship with the moon is an extremely empowering and rewarding experience.This article is dedicated to the moon and her influence on us and our lives. It includes moon phases and their effects.Phases of the MoonThe moon cycles 13 times a year through phases, each of which influence us just like the pull of the tides. It starts with the New Moon, which carries the energy of new beginnings; this is a great time to focus on stepping into something new. Then the Full Moon signifies the time of the completion of a project, and finally returns to the New Moon again. This entire cycle occurs over a period of 28 days, and yes, there is no mistaking it, this is the same a

Day 3 - 7lbs!!!!!!!
Today is day three on my journey to lose some weight. I weighed myself and measured myself at four points on my body, points that I feel that I carry most of my weight. I'm sharing this with you in hopes that if I tell my friends I won't back down and quit before I get the results I'm looking for... we'll see! Here are my measurements on day 3: Height = 5' 11" Weight = 220LBS Chest = 45.5" Waist = 43.5" Hips = 40"

Dead Can Dance - Ubiquitous Mr Lovegrove
Weet je, ik ben echt gezegend te zijn een geweldig persoon, zoals u als een vriend. U bent een van de weinige die kan me glimlachen en lachen. I thought that you knew it all Well youve seen it ten times before. I thought that you had it down With both your feet on the ground. I love slow...slow but deep. Feigned affections wash over me. Dream on my dear And renounce temporal obligations. Dream on my dear Its a sleep from which you may not awaken. You build me up then you knock me down. You play the fool while I play the clown. We keep time to the beat of an old slave drum. You raise my hopes then you raise the odds You tell me that I dream too much Now Im serving time in disillusionment. I dont believe you anymore...i dont believe you. I thought that I knew it all Id seen all the signs before. I thought that you were the one In darkness my heart was won. You build me up then you knock me down. You play the fool while I play the clown. We ke

My Name Is On The 88 Of Dale Jrs Car This Weekend
as the title exclaims my name is on the race car of dale jr this weekend. its on thefront bumper lower half just above the splinter thingie not sure if this link is gonna work for everyone that goes to view it, but heres the link for it http://ampenergy.com/ampenergy500/?or=amp.1152

~ Meet Me ~
Meet me. A large town, a convenient city. We can check ourselves into a double room in some nondescript, corporately-favored hotel. Somewhere reputable and unassuming. Functional. The ideal location in which two people embarked upon a journey of discovery can blend into the background. Wear a dress, or a blouse and a long flowing skirt. High-heeled shoes, or maybe knee-high boots. Choose lingerie that leaves you feeling at your most desirable, sensual, wanton. Please don’t omit the sheer stockings. You see, I have this image of you in my mind, flowing into the lobby, turning heads everywhere with your poise, your beauty, your quint-essential femininity. I’m not trying to control; I know that this is about reality, a reality that can impose constraints. But this was a fantasy first, and I want to preserve every detail, every nuance that made those delicious longings so enticing for us both. Let’s have drinks in the bar, something strong to still our jangling nerves. I want to l

Los(t)s
Some of you know already....I lost my mother in May this year...soon after in August I lost my dad. Ever since I have been trying to cope with this tremendous loss. Even though it seems not by my pics on here...I still am human and still have feelings. To those who have insulted me...i am proud of who I am and words are only words. When you lose someone close yourself..you know what it feels like. So F**K off!! For those who are my real friends..so far yet so close...thank you and love ya always.

My Place
Some of you know I can drive up to 750 miles in a week So I spend alot of time alone in my car thinking, talking on my cell or listening to my music. My music is usually downloaded and mixed depending whats going on with me or what im feeling, If a stranger were to call on my ride home I would probably just talk and not care who was on the other end. Just to be able to talk about stuff, and boy I can talk "stuff" LOL. Some times I wish it would ring. I figure I have a ton of numbers and lots to talk to but have you ever just been so lost in thought that when it does ring you dont even hear it. My thoughts run deep sometimes, well most of the time. I often think about what I could have done differently to affect how something has turned out. Did I make the mistake or something or someone else. I do anaylize alot of my life, cant help it its who I am. I wish I could fix somethings but others I choose not to. My music, page, pictures, and my writting reflect who I am. Wondering how many

Love Is Measured
Love is measured by the heart Love isnt measured by Sex Sex isnt measured by love Love is measured by the heart were feelings can run as deep as the ocean.. feelings that you cant stop feelings that make you feel whole Love is meausred by how much you think of the love you may have Love is measured by how much passion is for that one person you cant live without So measure the love you possess and learn how to use it.. and be with the one you cant stop thinking about the one that has captured your heart make that one your one and only.. Let your heart measure the love you possess.. And if that cant be done then your love cant be measured By Wicked Lover 10/7/2008

A Little Change To The Dod For Next Coupla Weekends!!
For the next 3 weeks we will only be doing the DOD on monday through friday....The reason for this is we are going to open the next three weekends for rate days for the leaders. The reason for this is because there have been a couple instances where the current DOD picks one of the crew leaders or owner for DOD and I have to deny it because of the rules. I feel really bad and I dont want anybody to feel like they are cheated so the schedule for the next few weekends are as follows...... Saturday October 11th....Enchanted Rose (Founder) Sunday October 12th.....Mz Attitude(crew leader) Saturday October 18th....Wizard(enforcer/ tagmaker) Sunday October 19th....Evil Angel(crew leader) Saturday October 25th....Shadow Bomber Zman(crew leader) Sunday October 26th....Zorack(crew leader) We need to have a special day set aside for these people because they are the ones that make this family run so good!! They work hard and deserve lots of love!!! Even Wizard ...Even though he

Iphone Gives Pandora Twice As Many New Users Daily
By Justin Berka | Published: October 07, 2008 - 09:17AM CT The Pandora personalized radio streaming service was already a popular destination before Apple's App Store launched over the summer, but the launch of the Pandora iPhone application has apparently caused the site to really take off. Founder Tim Westergren spoke about the iPhone's effect on Pandora and a variety of other topics during his keynote at the Digital Music Forum West conference and, according to paidContent, revealed that the device has caused a substantial increase in the amount of new Pandora users. Sure, Pandora may still be stuck between a rock and a hard place if it can't reach a webcasting royalty agreement and gets stuck with a large bill for streaming radio to so many listeners, but the fact that the service is growing rapidly is a good sign for the company. In the case of the iPhone, the Pandora application's availability on the App Store has doubled the amount of new users that Pandora is getting eve

Chicken And Cheese Quesadillas
Chicken and Cheese Quesadillas Non-stick cooking spray 2 boneless skinless chicken breast, diced 1 (10-oz.) can Ro-Tel Mexican Festival 1 tablespoon garlic, minced 4 10-inch flour tortillas 1 cup shredded Monterrey jack cheese Spray a skillet with cooking spray. Saute chicken, Ro-Tel and garlic until liquid has cooked off, about 10 minutes. Spray a second skillet with cooking spray. For each quesadilla, place a tortilla in a skillet and fill one side with 1/4 chicken mixture and 1/4 cup cheese. Fold other halfover the filling to close. Cook over medium heat until slightly crisp, about 3 minutes. Turn; cook other side. Repeat using all ingredients.

Incariket Utviklet Aldri Noen Skriftkultur
Nei, og det er fordi det riket er et bilde på Egypt. El Dorado er Jesus. Og riket er barn av Sola, nøyaktig lik den siste perioden av Egypts historie. Indianerne kan derfor sies å ha gått gjennom hele vår kulturs historie. Med Mayaenes granskning av en ekte Maria-skikkelse (hengt gudinne, Salome som forbindelse til Isis, og damen med den knyttede slangen på hodet). Og Aztekernes granskning av Quetz, slangen, som en mulig gudeskikkelse. Slangen, som den totale avvisningen av Egypt, er den underliggende realiteten i vår sivilisjon. Og ved å slippe den totalt fri førte det til aztekernes menneskeofringer i et vanvittig omfang, og Hitler jødeutrenskninger med den 1. verdenskrigens galskap som grunnlag. Det at Incariket oppsto få hunderår før europeernes ankomst til Amerika og gikk under nesten samtidig som de hadde begynt å se på kulturen viser forbindelsen. Indianerne hadde hele tiden vært et speilbilde av oss. Og de forteller dermed problemet med vår sivilisasjon. Ikke min

Little Known Facts About Me..
ϟ I am tone deaf but still love to sing ϟ I snort when I laugh to hard ϟ I don't mind laughing till I cry ϟ I drink milk from the jar (only drink fresh milk not store bought) ϟ I am a country music fanatic ϟ I only have sex with someone that I love ϟ I know the difference between love and lust ϟ I find intelligent conversation sexually stimulating ϟ I would rather have a man with a small penis then a man with an ego problem ϟ I would rather go horse back riding and on a picnic then go to dinner and a movie ϟ cuddling up on the couch next to the fire on a cold night just talking is my favorite past time ϟ my favorite food is my grandpa's refrigerator soup because its made with love ϟ My grandmother is my best friend in the whole damn world and I wouldn't have it any other way. ϟ I don't have to have sex it is just a plus anyways over time a guy loses the ability it just

How Many Zeros In A Billion?
This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether or not you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of it's releases. A billion seconds ago, it was 1959. A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. A billion days ago, no one walked on the Earth on two feet. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes ago at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain.... Let's take a look at New Orleans... It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking Congress for $250 Billion to rebuild New Orleans... Interesting number. What does this mean? Well.... if you a

Budget Deficit In 2008 Surges To All-time High
Budget deficit in 2008 surges to all-time high Tuesday October 14, 6:34 pm ET By Martin Crutsinger, AP Economics Writer Budget deficit soars to record $454.8 billion, reflecting weak economy and stimulus program WASHINGTON (AP) -- The federal budget deficit soared to $454.8 billion in 2008 as a housing collapse and efforts to combat the economic slowdown pushed the tide of government red ink to the highest level in history. The Bush administration said Tuesday the deficit for the budget year that ended Sept. 30 was more than double the $161.5 billion recorded in 2007. It surpassed the previous record of $413 billion set in 2004. Economists predicted a far worse number next year as the costs of the government's rescue of the financial system and the economic hard times hit the nation's balance sheet. Some analysts believe that next year's deficit could easily top $700 billion, giving the next president a formidable challenge. The administration blamed this year's recor

Sarah Is Smashing Her Way Into The Bank
Good morning. I heard this story today on the way into work about a lady who opened what is called Sarah’s Smash shop. She will for a prize allow you to take out your frustrations on china, glasses, pictures of your ex, or those you have pictures of that you wish to mangle smash or whip it at a wall all for a nominal fee. She gets 45 dollars for you smashing 15 plates in a fifteen minute time frame…15 plates if I was mad enough would take no more then 15 seconds. However, this woman is a pioneer. I say that because you always see these rummage sales where people have tons and tons of glassware, china, plates of all shapes and sizes and she could pick them up for pennies on the dollar and make hundreds upon hundreds of dollars letting people take out their frustrations on them. Sounds like she is going to be smashing her way laughing to the bank… Ok, thugs in training, or shall we say Thugs not ready for Thugdom. Police in Wilmington, N.C., arrested Anthony Mallette, 30, and Capria

Jordin Sparks - One Step At A Time
Hurry up and wait So close, but so far away Everything that you've always dreamed of Close enough for you to taste But you just can't touch You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make it You know you can if you get the chance In your face as the door keeps slamming Now you're feeling more and more frustrated And you're getting all kind of impatient waiting [Chorus:] We live and we learn to take One step at a time There's no need to rush It's like learning to fly Or falling in love It's gonna happen and it's Supposed to happen that we Find the reasons why On step at a time You believe and you doubt You're confused, you got it all figured out Everything that you wished for Could be yours, should be yours, would be yours If they only knew You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make it You know you can if you get the chance In your f

People
I don't see why people do some of the things they do, they set up a date, and plan on it for multiple days, and then when it comes down to it, THEY FUCKING FLAKE OUT!!!!! it pisses me off when someone is so indecisive they can't finish plans they start. here's an example, i was supposed to have a date tonight with this 18 year old blonde, who is supposed to be a muture college girl, and now she tells me that she can't handle being a soldiers girlfriend... She hasn't even met me yet!!! how does she even know what its like to be around soldiers? she doesn't! and it was her idea to set up the date!!! oh, well, it's her fucking loss.

I Know You Are But What Am I?
->illadelph: Funny, I look like me and have a whole bunch, you look like you and only have one, must be something to that. Don't be mad at me because you're stupid AND ugly. That's not my fault blame those that spawned your ugly ass. illadelph: funny but if i looked like you i might not upload any photos at all ->illadelph: mhmm cry for me k? while you're at it you should get off here, and buy a hooked on phonics system and uploading photos for dummies k? illadelph: i can just read how rude ur bein now ->illadelph: I have no idea -evidently I rated it and that's why you're bothering me now? Perhaps you should read my page. illadelph: so wut u think of my pic? ->illadelph: i suppose illadelph: u there?

Associations
Thinking About... blankets and snuggling Listening To... my phone beep at me Wearing... pajamas and sweatshirt, its cold! Looking Forward To... blankets and snuggling Goals... happiness and running away lol Sleeping... not very familiar with it Food... no particular favorite Shower... the one here SUCKS, need good pressure and lots of heat Eyes... blue, a particularly light pair in mind right now Head... uh really, what exactly is this one? lol TV... stated in my favorites blog, currently watching my dvr records Fubar... freak show lol *dont go getting all insulted, im here too remember?* Bling... cute, fun, buy it for me, ok, pay for it or beg for it? hell no lol Happy Hours... points The Spotlight... more points? The Past... a necessary evil Love Life... it appears to be looking up lol Real Friends... not as many as id like but the few are the best Mindset... anxious and impatient Porn... not necessary lol God... there Ob

I Lost My Best Friend Today...
So,I am usually just a goof...but, I also have feelings...and Im just lost right now..My dog grizzly was hit by a car today. There were severe internal injuries...I had to have him put to sleep...I am not dealing real well with this..my children are all devasted. My little one cried her self to sleep saying over and over..I want Griz. She asked me what color his wings were. I told her since he was a boy they would have to be blue. Grizzly adopted me...3 years ago he showed up at my door with a lil pregnant hound dog... I found his family..they came an got him...he came back to me. Hes been my best friend since then...we needed each other. What am I supposed to do with this hole in my heart..I am so lost...please any advice would be greatly appreciated...along with prayers.

New Fubie!
Everytime I join a new page I have to do this! Eventually you run out of things to say....I know....if you know me thats hard to believe! Honestly Ive been very reflective lately.....waiting for my divorce to be final in a few weeks.....I cant wait.....I want to party and celebrate TBB BAYBAY That means I want to go out and celebrate and go to the titty bar....its one of my favorite places to party...I'm just saying! Now I am glad to be part of Fubar.....because these days lately thats all I want to be is FUBAR BABY! Helps you get over alot of stuff!

My New Hobbby
She was in a really crazy mood and was so hot....she knew she needed to do something different...something to really make tonight a wild experience. When he got there she made an excuse about not quite being ready. The stereo was turned up so she could hear it over the hair dryer (yeah loud!) well thats what she said. It was a rockin' tune! What a beat!! She brought him to a specific seat. A really modern style chair..awesome cushion but no arms and slightly curved....one of those chairs that is ergonomically designed and is way more comfortable than it looks. Now was her chance...she disappeared for a moment....once gone she quickly peeled off her robe to uncover her tied up blouse and short shorts..she checked her look in the mirror....pinched her nipples to make then more errect and headed back to kick off the evening!.... She walked in and surprised him...but when she started dancing and grinding to the music. He did exactly as she expected - he just sat back to enjoy the sho

Up For Auction
Poison Lies Is going to be auctioned off. She is sweetheart for life, and would be a choice person to owne on Fubar!!! Please read the the icon below to see what she's offering then click on the link below and BID AWAY!!!! READ THEN CLICK BELOW ----------------------- (repost of original by '"Heart of Fire's FU-ANGEL'S & Lost Boyz Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S' on '2008-10-24 21:47:54')

I Went...
To a fun party... WOOHOO.. haha My sister in law didn't want to go OUT for her bachelorette party.. SOOO... we went to dinner and had a fun party... (FYI.. fun party... basically porn shops bring stuff over... tell you what it is... let you taste the lubes and stuff from the sample bottles.. and let you look over the other stuff.. hehe its fun) had a good time... bought some spray stuff that makes your normal bed sheets feel soft soft and satiny... and smells really good.. and has pheromones... YAY FOR BED THAT MAKES YOU HORNY! andddd I got a nifty 10x bullet! holy cow that thing is neat... it has 10 different settings that do different vibrations and pulses... its NEAT my sister in law got 200 bucks worth of stuff.... 92 bucks were paid by us partiers... 8 by her.. and 100 of free stuff from the company LOL yay for fun parties!!!!!

Romance Is Dead
I find myself contemplating this very idea. There is just NO romance anymore when it comes to dating. I mean, dinner, drinks.....and then what? I haven't dated a prince charming in years it seems!! Where is the romance? Is it dead? One of the most wonderful guys permeates my mind. We talked for hours and hours before we met. When we finally did meet, it was like FIREWORKS! The physical attraction was awesome. But it was what he had in his hands that melted me. Flowers. Yes Guys..........He brought FLOWERS on his first date. Now...most will think this is cheesy, but ALL women love it. If they don't you may want to check if they ARE a woman! It was just an added touch, something that he had gone out of his way to show me he thought I was special. Romance. Sigh. I melt at the thought of it. Going out of your way to show someone how special they are to you hardly exists any longer. From what I have realized, men think a phone call or coming over to see you is sufficient eno

Mental Attraction-yes Please!!
Physical attraction for me is awesome! Its fantastic......but then what? I can only stare at your pretty little heart-shaped butt for so long............I mean, er...........face ya thats it. Mental Attraction is futile! It is a MUST in my little book of I WANTS in a man. So for the man who has all the looks and personality, but asks........what does she mean by this? (and for those who have absolutely no clue what I am writing about-here ya go) Mental attraction for me is the way someone can say or write things that pull at your heart strings. Its when you can actually relate on their level what they are trying to convey about themselves. I feel that Mental attraction is very personal. It is something that makes someone actually have to come out of their shell and share about themselves and risk being accepted or rejected. EXAMPLE: I really love it when someone can read what I am writing right now, and have something be touched from the inside and they say.........OMG She rea

Stroke Of Deus
I am the machine. My vessel is empty. My incentive, my motor, forgotten. My vision blurred, lost. I am the avatar of this serendipity. I am the empty I fear. She is the pink pill on my tongue. She is the poison swirled into my coffee. She is not the "one who lived" simply she who refuses to die. I am the blue dust of the twilight I am disentegrated, compartmentalized, sorted chaotically into the heavens. I am a cloud of peaceful adolescent confusion. Welcome, sentimental, coolly warm, and altogether an unwelcome change. A sign of another weight lifted. Another boot pulled out of my grave. Another gasp of air against the tidal wave. Free me. I am free... But what manner of liberty is this? A cage of paper. A prison made of nothing, full of nothing. No black metal bars, no blank stone walls. Nothing of love. Nothing of anger. Only faint mockeries of protests as I am dragged back to the welcome solitude of my defeat. Now I am truly alive.

An Open Letter
An Open Letter to Whomever……… Sometimes it can be very easy to think that we are truly in love with someone, even though this love may be misplaced!! Is it a case of yes maybe once we loved that person for what ever reason and even though they may have changed for what ever reason we still tend to try and see what was once there instead of accepting what there is now? We all change over time, some get stronger and some get weaker, the strong stand up and fight were as the weak become more and more dependent on those around them to even get them through the day…. Looking around I have seen, do see and will always see the varying degrees in all people and one of the things that always amazes me is that sometimes it is almost like a drug to some when they feel they have deep feelings for someone whom they once loved because they remember how it made them feel at the time yet when that feeling was broken because at one time or another they had been let down or even hurt by the

Somebody's Raising Their Child Right!
One Nation, 'Under God.' One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God up there? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss! LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss!

A New Hope
for about 2 weeks or so I been talking to this really nice guy, and its going good... got to meet Him finally last tuesday though it was for only lunch, had ful was able to be me all the way, didnt have to pretend to be someone else.... this guy is wonderful Hes a Dom (prefect for me) and i am a submissive so we work.... am hoping to get to see Him again.... cant wait... kitten

Caa #54 - Update-3
She has been awake and is talking. The doc says that if she continues to improve she may be released tomorrow (Saturday). Let us continue our prayers, and the family tells me to say thanks and send love to all that are praying for them. Doc

A Story Im Wrighin But I Need Pointers.. Help Please!!!!
My Story Chapter One I was told by my teacher to go to the front of the classroom and face the board and then she blindfolded me. She said that she was going to have all of the kids in the class come in one by one and put a checkmark on the board if they liked me and an X if they didn’t. She said I was part of her experiment and that everyone in the class would have to do it even thought I was the only one who ever did. I stood there and one by one I herd them all come in and put a mark on the board, but not one of them said one word to me, until him. He had told me that he was the last to have to come in the room and rate me, he also leaned towered my ear and whispered to me that he wanted me to go to the locker rooms at 9:00 pm and wait for him, because he wanted to show me something in private, but only if I wanted to. I knew who he was and I wanted to. He then stood in front of me held my head in his hands and kissed my lips. I liked it!! Then he walked back out of the room.

The Grand Canyon Of Life
To see this battle, to this war Learning life, potential death and the reasons we are here for To hear of wimps and complainers who want it all Do they feel agony?, do they feel pain? most cannot recall Its too hot, its too cold Complaining of fatigue and being just too old What is terminology, what is mind set? Be happy for what they have, actions they will in time regret Why are so many crying? They are soo far from dying Do they feel this pain, that is inside All the odds that have to be defied They hide in many places, they barely battle anything during the day So things are hard, so life is tough does it take enjoying life away? Lazy people and ones who just give up Need to take a seat, listen and just shut up Careers and goals, the time is ticking Decisions and wrong paths are slowly sticking Yet success is somewhere that can be found Take better of yourselves mentally and physically to stick around Muscles twitching and shaking in disarray Still dr

Potato Puffs
Potato Puffs 2 cups cold mashed potatoes 1 egg, beaten 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper 1/2 cup grated American cheese Fine dry bread crumbs Shortening Combine potatoes, egg, salt, pepper and cheese. Shape into balls and roll in crumbs. Deep fry in375 degree shortening until brown, about 3 minutes. Drain. Put puffs on paper towels. Serve hot.

Adopt A Doug
You know you want someone to cuddle up with and keep ya warm on those cold nights. I am housetrained I like to play fetch I make a great watch dog! (How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window? - Patti Page - Patti Page BTW, all my earnings are to be donated to help a good friend in need of financial support.!

A Story I Have Written
It was a cold and drizzly night in the city. It had been raining for three days now. The puddles reflected the city lights in a shimmering pool. The late night traffic was slow and quiet. Stephen was walking back to his little apartment on Eighth Street just above the coffee shop. It wasn’t much, but it was home. Stephen is an average man. Not too big, not too small, women say he is just the right size. He was walking down the street, thinking what a bad week he had had. Everything seemed too be going bad. His copper-tone hair lay draped upon his shoulders soak and wet. He kept his head down to keep the rain out of his eyes, yet they seemed to find his sight anyway. His hazel eyes squinting through the drops, Stephen thought to himself, “I wish I could find that someone special to share my life with. Is that too much to ask?” As he walked along he really wasn’t paying attention to where he was going, when it happened. He walked right into a young lady and knocked her coffee out of her

Fubar Won't Get You Laid
I've decided...I'm gonna be on here a lot less than I have been. I'm tired of this place anymore, tired of sitting online wasting hours while my life passes by. I've got work now, things to look forward to, and life is turning around for me. It's time to start living. I'll still stop in to check out things every now and then, see how some of my friends are doing, but I'm not going to sit here for hours on end every day. Real life is calling, and I think I'm gonna answer this time. I have nothing to wait for, no reason not to go out and have fun. So, it's time to move on from the humdrum that has become FUBAR and the internet in general. I wish you all well, and I'll catch you now and again when I come back online.

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Obama Wins!, Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk And Ratemywow, Re-make 'pendulum' Contest, New Vid
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Oh sweet Jesus...the election is over, and our new president is Barack Obama (Wow. who...saw...this...coming?) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday boys and girls... especially to the Lovely ladies on Paltalk, who, in celebration of Obama's victory, will be showing off their private parts on their webcams (seriously. They will). They'll keep doing it if you're nice, guys... so don't be too pushy. And who are we bullshitting anyway, right? 90% of you are on PalTalk to see CHICKS GETTING NAKED ON CAM, so why pretend you're doing something noble, right? log in to your Paltalk and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now! Today on the Opie and Anthony Dairy Farm, we'll hang with with the man of a bazillion voices Frank Caliendo, who is actually On Tour Now (click for tickets!). ...and in between post-election coverage, we'll be talking with the one and only 'Mad Dog' himself Chris Ru

President Elect Barack Obama
It feels so good to hear those words, President Elect Barack Obama. I am beside myself with relief and joy. We finally have a president who cares not of his own agendas, but of the American people. Who cares about the working class people who struggle to keep a roof under out heads. Who cares about real change and believes that this country can overcome anything. And of course, history has been made. We have our very first black President. AAnd not only that, but I have hope that he will be a great President. He will restore the faith in this country and help to pull us out of the downward spiral that Bush put us in. All I ask of President Obama is that he remember those of us who elected him. He remember not only the wealthy, but the poor who despite our financial troubles, contributed to his campaign. That he always remember us when he is in the White House. And that he be the President we all hope he will be. For the first time in 8 long years, I am proud to be an American. I a

Soooo Bored
yea, i'm bored. I took the boy to the doc earlier, still not sure what that lump is on his neck, but they know its growing on an artery. that can't be good...but it doesn't seem to bother him. yeah for that....i still need fubucks if i wanna spotlight on my burfday, which is 13 days, help me....or make me boobie salute :p

These People Are Awesome Friends And Family! (made For Big Daddy He Sent The Links For The Pimp Out)
THESE PEOPLE ARE AWESOME FRIENDS AND FAMILY! MYSTICALDREAMS MY OWNER IS BIG DADDY Git R Done THE RECRUITER FOR GIT R DONE & jade&jaksonsmom TheWatcher Vice President of GIT ~R~DONE BOMBSQUAD Blakkie ~*Chaotic Vamperv*~Asst Chief Greeter for Fu Luv Bomb Squad ~* ◊SNUGGLEBUNNY ~ ASSISTANT RECRUITER FOR THE GRD BOMBSQUAD◊ Honey~Pie greeter @ Club Eternal ~Git~R~~Done~ BOMBSQUAD ♫ ô DJ Aimee ♫ ô ~The Bitch You Love To Hate~ President of GIT-R-DONE REBEL BOMBSQUAD ~~DreamWeaver ~~Shadow Leveler ~ Wife Of The Watcher~~ Archangel Ðj F®ºggýgî®l Gî

Im Lost!!
WELL HERE GOES I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH ALOT OF SHIT IN THE LAST YEAR.. IV'E WATCHED MY GREATEST HERO IN LIFE(MY POPS) DEAL WITH CANCER TO ALMOST WATCHING MY BEST FRIEND IN LIFE... LOSE THERE BATTLE WITH THEM SELF.. AND KNOW IM LOSING EVERTHING ELSE.. I'VE BEEN ON TOP I'VE OWNED B.M.W'S IVE OWNED HOUSE'S...HELL I EVEN HAD A POOL(LOL).. BUT IN RECENT WEEKS I'VE WATCHED MY LIFE GO FROM BAD TO WORSE.. I DO EVERTHING UNDER THE SUN TO STAY AHEAD AND BE A GREAT DAD(BY THE WAY I HAVE THREE KIDS AND THE BABY AINT MINE ITS MINE FROM MY X-WIFES SECOND MARRIAGE..BUT IM RASING HER SO SHE IS MINE)I'VE LOST MY SELF IN TRYING TO BE EVERONE ELSE'S ROCK AND FORGOT ABOUT ME...WHAT EVER ANYONE DOES IN LIFE DONT EVER FORGET ABOUT YOU.... IF YOURE LIKE ME IT TAKES ALOT TO CARE FOR SOMEONE.. BUT ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT YOURSELF?? I HAVE AND IM SLOWLY TRYING TO FIND MYSELF SO IF YOU READ THIS DONT JUDGE ME UNTIL YOU WALK IN MY SHOES...JAY

Helping Us Help You Level
You often see someone with a status message about helping them out to the next level. I see it daily. When going to their page, I can understand why they are having a tough time getting that last "only need 5k to level". They have about 10 or maybe 20 pics and stash (if they have any stash at all). This posting and section is meant to help that. I want to start at the beginning basics and work from there. One thing to always know is what your picture limit is for the level you are at. You also should also rate others to your daily limits as well. Know that your picture rating limit might be reached, but you can still rate blogs and stash items. You can also comment on profiles and on individual pictures. Everything gains you as a rater and ratee (is that a word?) points on here and those point values double during a Happy Hour. More on Happy Hour tips later. The highest point values for pictures will be on pics that are not RIPPED or not marked NSFW, its ok to have those, just have

Help Ticha Godmomma With Her Auto 11s
HELP TICHA GODMOMMA! Ticha~©o-Fõündè®of©lûb F®ât~SBG~Venom'sVixen TICHA HAS AUTO 11S RUNNING RIGHT NOW! Ticha~©o-Fõündè®of©lûb F®ât~SBG~Venom'sVixen SPANK BAD GIRL TICHA WITH LOTS OF RATES! Ticha~©o-Fõündè®of©lûb F®ât~SBG~Venom'sVixen This public service announcement brought to you by.... ღTulsa's Angelღ Sarge's Bad Girl ღ Club FAR Team LOVE ღ@ fubar

Want To Be A Fu-angel Or A Lost Boy?
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FU-ANGELS AND LOST BOYZ Definition of the FuAngels and Lost Boyz Morality, loyalty, reliabilty, and kindness Rules for a FuAngel and Lost Boy 1. You must be able to help out when called upon if available at least twice a month. Most things done for the group are usually minor things. Unless it is something to promote the group 2. You must have FuAngel in your name if you are female and lost boy in your name if you are male. Also next to that the Team that you are in. 3. You must repost all FuAngel and Lost Boyz bulletins. This is another efficient way to promote the group, and find more good people out there that are like us if you decide to join. 4. Absolutely no drama!!!! The FuAngels have been drama free since day one. One sighn of it will result in immediate expultion from the group. We have been around to long to deal with it, so if two members have some type of anomosity against one another my suggestion is keep

One Of Them Days
I've just had one of them days that totally SUCK!!! My baby had to go back to work and thus begins another freakin' week of not seeing her. Friday ain't too far away, but it feels like forever!! I know...I know....puppy love you say. Just wish it was so it wouldn't hurt so damn much!! It's just lonely with out her. I got my roommates to keep me company. Much love to my Emsie!!! She keeps me pert near SANE...lol...! Hit me up sometime if y'all wanna chat.....Loves, Liby Lou

Christmas For Soldiers!!
A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington , D.C. 20307-5001 Please pass it on.

Bottle Of Wine
Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half th

Check Out My New Fuslave...
Check out my new FuSlave.. I got him in the FuFall Festival Auction on the Jane Doe side; however he is in Blonde Princess' family so he must be one helluva a guy. He is a current resident of New Jersey and a computer specialist which we all know is a special talent in itself to understand the insides of the computer workings and then be able to relate it back to the human level without sounding condescending and yet being able to relate it to a user and make them understand it - quite the talent huh? He claims to be "fun,loving,caring,softhearted" so family... go ck him out and find out... plz be gentle with him lmfao.... I do see he has around only 213 pics & only 1 stash lol, so it should be easy to be able to show him that HideAway fuluvins....tyverymuch! ***The Golden Boy....**** OWNER OF GETNAUGHTYIV@ fubar

Werd
LOS ANGELES – Dr Pepper is making good on its promise of free soda now that the release of Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" is a reality. The soft-drink maker said in March that it would give a free soda to everyone in America if the album dropped in 2008. "Chinese Democracy," infamously delayed since recording began in 1994, goes on sale Sunday. "We never thought this day would come," Tony Jacobs, Dr Pepper's vice president of marketing, said in a statement. "But now that it's here, all we can say is: The Dr Pepper's on us." Beginning Sunday at 12:01 a.m., coupons for a free 20-ounce soda will be available for 24 hours on Dr Pepper's Web site. They'll be honored until Feb. 28. Dr Pepper is owned by Dr Pepper Snapple Group, Inc.

To My Friends And Family!!
I just wanted to let certain ppl that i cherish everything they have done for me! First off i would like to thank MOON - hun u have been there for me alot since i have met u, im greatful to have a Angel in my life and girl thats exactly what u are to me! Love Ya!!! Toasty - U have been one of my favs since day one, I love u unconditionally, There isnt enough words to explain how much u mean to me! Even if u just send me them faces with the tounge sticking out it makes me smile every time!! Bite Babe - U rock, and surely know how to put a smile on my face, u make my days better just being around! Love ya so much!! SWEETNESS - I enjoy having u in my life even though we didn't really start talking, talking, til recently but u have a spot in my heart and always will, one of the ppl i have shared MY DUMB BLONDE MOMENTS with and trust me i don't share them with just ANYONE!LMAO! Betrayed - U dear have me laughing so much sometimes i think im dying! i enjoy chatting with u!! thanks for being

Entertwined Hearts
Entertwined Hearts Two hearts crying out in the night. Each calling with longing for the other. Connected no matter how far away. Each needing the other; knowing the others pain. Calling out over time and space. Entertwined before time began. Brought together by God's loving hand. Both broken and alone ashes scattered to the wind. Some how by fate they have found one another again. Feeling the others pain and fear;they respond to the others call. Each hoping their not to late to stop the others downward fall. Sorrow and sadness has each filled their lives. Now like a soothing balm they ease the others pain. Slowly with love and tenderness they each hope the other is not beyond repair. Two Entertwined Hearts have touched each other tonight. Speaking as only two halves of a whole can do. Reaching, striving to repair the damage that has been done. Now knowing they are not alone but by God's love and grace have finally come home.

Disclaimer!
Dislaimer, I'm not kidding...I am not pretty, I am not skinny, so keep pretending I am, but if we ever meet, when you look at me and want to gag, just remember I warned you...I just don't want to get your hopes up..not that I am meeting any of you, well there is one guy who I want to meet...you know who you are..I hope you know...but...still worried you will turn and run...those are just pictures people, yes they are me, no they aren't photoshopped..duh..but you all say I am beautiful, georgous, sexy...yada-yada...and I just feel like plain jane, if I'm that lucky..anyways I am dead dog tired..night all!!

Justice (2 Tankas Together)
Justice (Two Tankas) An eye for an eye? Do not say it! Do not dare If Christ is your King! It is not a Christian law But one of Hammurabi. A gift from Shamash, The Sun God of the Sumer. To whom do you pray? I once heard of a story Where a wise man turned his cheek.

Fallen Angel
I've loved this image for a long time. It has always spoke volumes to me. For years I've always seen the fallen angel in the foreground and related to it. You see, I've always felt that the fallen angel was one that could fly until the day he fell. The wings were broken and flight was then impossible. So he did the unthinkable and replaced them. He mutilated his very body in an attempt to get the freedom of flight back. He went from something beautiful to the miserable, broken, and flight-less thing you see in the picture. Then she came along... I relate to that more than anyone can know. Except for one person I mean. You are my angel of grace and mercy, my dear...my katzchen...my beloved.

Parabola
Parabola - Tool We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment, We are choosing to be here right now. hold on, stay inside... This holy reality, this holy experience. choosing to be here in... This body. this body holding me. be my reminder here that I am not alone in This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal all this pain is an illusion. Alive This holy reality, in this holy experience. choosing to be here in... This body. this body holding me. be my reminder here that I am not alone in This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal all this pain is an illusion... Of what it means to be alive Swirling round with this familiar parable. Spinning, weaving round each new experience. Recognize this as a holy gift and celebrate this Chance to be alive and breathing Chance to be alive and breathing. This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. remember. we are eternal. All this pain is an illusion.

From Lord Raven, Thank You!
The Biker I saw you.... Hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see..... Me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you.... Pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see.... Me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you...... Change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see...... Me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you..... Roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see.... Me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you..... Frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see.... Me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you.... Stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see..... Me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you...... Roll your eyes at ou

I Got Into An Accident Today.
Well I was stopped at a red light this morning and a lady slid into me pushed me about 4-5 feet and my leg ended up pinned under my bike with my knee stuck on my handlebars.She had tried to stop but the road was slick. I didn't break anything fortunately. I have a badly sprained ankle..my right shoulder neck and back are all killing me. So a nickle's worth of free advice avoid getting rearened...It Hurts!!!

Questioning...
Okay ya know I'm p*ssed off so I'm gonna put it here. Now why is it when people get mad at you and yell and you and go on and on that it's okay and the second they are done and in a better mood you're automatically supposed to be too???? What kind of sense is that???? I mean you get all this crap sent your way and all of a sudden you're not supposed to show any signs at all of being mad or whatever. Then the second they realize you're mad they get mad at you again, WTF is that???? Some people need to check themselves at the door I think. Cause you start something and just expect it to be over cause you're in a better mood, yeah anyway, you just keep thinking that.

"uneasiness Of Unspoken Words"
Today a friend of mine said, "It is funny how your friends with certain people for so long, and it becomes that easy to be replaced. In truth if it is only a click away and a word not here and removed there "WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS ANYWAY." Some memory's can be like a nasty scab. You want to pick it, but you know if you do not..... It eventually goes away, and of course the only thing you are left with to remind you of it.... is a slight scar." This reminded me of a blog or bulletin that I had re-posted that said something like this: "It's sad when people we know, became people we knew. Even more so when we can walk right past someone who at one point played a big part in our lives and not even speak a word. Do you remember how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life, and now, the most you can share is a smile or nod in passing? And now this I share with you as I shared with her...maybe a bit less personal and a bit edited.... I have d

My Cousin Raoul Otero Needs Prayers.
3 hurt in 'horrific accident' on Dean Road Walter Pacheco | Sentinel Staff Writer 3:17 PM EST, December 2, 2008 Three teenagers were rushed to the hospital Tuesday after a violent traffic accident in east Orange County, troopers said. Nanette Benítez, 18, and Raúl Otero, 17 – both of Orlando – are listed in critical condition at Orlando Regional Medical Center. The third victim, Randi Shaller, 18, of Orlando, is also at ORMC and listed in stable condition. Sgt. Kim Miller of the Florida Highway Patrol described the accident scene at N. Dean Road and Richardson Court as "horrific." Orange County Firefighters used special hydraulic tools to remove two of the victims from the wreckage that shut down the intersection for several hours, according to rescue officials. More Orlando Sentinel blogs Trooper reports show that Benítez was driving her Mitsubishi pickup truck southbound on Dean Road when she tried to pass a Chevy pickup driven by Joseph Cantrell, 66

Non Military Rules N Stuff
Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass. 2.When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass. 3.Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress unif

Dark Fantasy Friday......public Masturbation
Dark Fantasy Friday......public masturbation imikimi - Customize Your World Ever think to yourself...I just need 5 minutes...that's all it'll take. I walk outside to my car at lunch time and have myself a quickie lunch of self loving. Climb into my car, lower my panties or unzip that zipper and get started....lol Shimmying up that skirt so my panties are showing....remembering how my fingers felt that soft lace as I was putting them on this morning? Rubbing it gently between my fingers, it almost felt like pure silk. Imagining how it would feel against my pussy lips,I felt a familiar stirring in my groins....dampness already making it's presence known as my fingers slide the sheer fabric aside.... Glancing around to see if anyone is nearby, my fingers slip inside, toying with that g-spot til I feel it growing fuller. Delving deeper...wanting to feel that pressure building yet wanting to keep it at bay. Breathing pattern is changing with each rub across my cli

Time For Change.....
SOME MEN AREN'T LOOKING FOR ANYTHING LOGICAL, LIKE MONEY, THEY CAN'T BE BOUGHT, BULLIED, REASONED OR NEGOTIATED, SOME MEN JUST WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BURN....WHO EVER YOU ARE, WHATEVER YOU DO, BE POSITIVE IN EVERYTHING YOU DO, DON'T LIE TO ANYONE, BE TRUTHFUL THEN PEOPLE LIKE....WON'T HAVE TO COME LOOKING FOR YOU....AGAIN, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE....SEEN THE NEW BATMAN YET....

Washing Machine On The Fritz
I'm really pissed off right now. I called the office today about my washer being on the fritz. I called at 9:30am. I left for work at 2:45pm and no one had come. When I got home at 6pm there was a note in my door jam. It said that the washer was working now, but someone from GE would be here Wednesday afternoon to take a look at it. Well, first of all, does that mean I have to be here? Because I work every afternoon. The people that run this apartment complex are a bunch of fucktards. Well I, like an idiot, think I can do some laundry. I don't need to do laundry, but the basket is getting full. I do my first load and no issues. Then I go to wash the second load and it quits working at the spin cycle yet again. I don't understand how a brand new washer can work once load and then the very next load it conks out. Are there an repairmen/women out there that have any idea about what I'm talking about and can help me out here. I have a load of white clothes just sitting in soapy water

A Few More Pointers While At The Bar
Bartenders do not know every drink there is....especially when customers make up their own names for an otherwise popular cocktail Stop being a conusure...if you want grey goose but we only have Kettle one stop with the long drawn out deciction....its the same stuff especially when you want it with oj and other stuff. Let the bartender do his thing...We don't need you jumping the gun, correcting us before were done...we know the order to make your drink...you will get your napkin..yes I know it gets a cherry...and yes I will wipe the bar area for you....I'm not done yet! When you sit down in front of me and you see I am making seven drinks and I say I will be with you in a second... I dont want to here the preview or the type or how to get ready to make your drink or what your friend will have...I will be with you in a second! Dont order your first ever Cosmo and say its too strong....A cosmo is almost all liquer! I dont care what other bartenders do for you. If a

Stone Sour
I don't know how else to put this It's taken me so long to do this I'm falling asleep and I can't see straight My muscles feel like a melee My body's curled in a U-shape I put on my best but I'm still afraid Propped up by lies and promises Saving my place as life forgets Maybe its time I saw the world I'm only here for a while But patience is not my style And I'm so tired that I gotta go What am I supposed to hide now? What am I suppose to do? Did you really think I wouldn't see this through Tell me I should stick around for you Tell me I could have it all I'm still too tired to care and I gotta go I get to go home in one week But I leaving home in three weeks They throw me a bone just to pick me dry I'm following suit and directions I crawl up inside for protection I'm told what to do and I don't know why I'm over existing in limbo I'm over the myths and placebos I don't really mind if I just fade away I'm ready to live with my family I'm re

Keiser Augustus Lot Verden Innskrive I Mantall
Den setningen gir mening hvis Augustin var en paranoid keiser som mislikte jødiske frelsere. Men ettersom det er ganske usannsynlig har det blitt tolket som et bilde på hvor betydningsfull Jesus var. En myte. En måte å beskrive Gud. Men Octavian hadde ingen interesse av å drepe jøder. Han hadde tatt livet av Kleopatra og Anthony. Hans eneste interesse var, fram til han døde ca 10-15 år etter Jesus' fødsel å forhindre arvtagere til den egyptiske tronen. Kleopatra døde 30 år f.kr. Det er derfor usannsynlig at Jesus hadde noen direkte forbindelse til henne hvis ikke en av hennes sønner eller døtre overlevde. Og 30 år er nogenlunde passe tid til å begynne å tenke på arveetterfølgelsen. Cesarion kan ha overlevd. Eller andre. Den riktige plassen å gjemme en etterfølger til den egyptsiske tronen var Israel. De holdt tradisjonen i hevd på en opp-ned måte. Det skulle bety at Jesus har levd i Egypt og ventet på arvingen som skal oveta etter ham i ca 2000 år. ...Han fortal

Atleast Gas Prices Have Dropped....
well i guess ppl are being effected everywhere from this crap economy stuff....and ppl losing their jobs n shit. the only good thing is is th@ gas has dropped alot....and th@ helps big time. ....but the good thing 4 me is th@ i'll always have work....it might not pay as much as it used to....but its still a steady income...which is better than none at all!.... so here we go.....this should be an interesting year and i hope it picks up....cause it would suck if the U.S. went into another depression....... th@ would make me depressed. ps. nothin spells lovin like marrying your cousin! RP

Just A Little About Me
Lets see I am a full time cake decorater and baker, I love my job, but may need to find a new one soon, seeing as the company I work for has this point thing going on and I am almost to the limit. oh well, any ways I have a big family and we all get along for the most part, I am married and have 4 kids and an addotted one too. I also have 5 little dogs. I love to make new friends and hang out as well, so if any of you are interested in getting to know me better as a person please feel free and ask me anything, I will answer all questions good or bad.....lol

Prayers To The Hurricane Victims
my prayers are with you in this time of hurricane crisis. If anyone is reading this now...I don't often request this in my blogs but repost this into yours...Thank you. Sponsored in part by $2 dollars to make a difference www.myspace.com/td2mad

Thanx You All
I just want to say thank you So Very Much to all my friends and family for helping me to GodMother... w00t w00t!!! A Very Special Thank You to Fat Sonny And Mr Lincoln for getting all Their friends and family to come help level me!! Ya'll are the sweetest!! Thank You SickBoy :( Hope u get to feeling Better, But i appreciate all those photo comments profile comments rates bling & gifts lol u spoiled me BAD!!!......Thank you 2 My sweetie Geo For rating my page every day and leaving the sweetest photo comments & Gifts ever, all the time HEHE ..ILY :P And As Always Thanx To Paula Abby & Cris They Helped me so so so much You Guys are the Best and i love Yall dearly!!... And ty to all the DC Girlz that came to show love!! It may take a while but imma get back to u all and return all the luvins :P!! Thanx Again Luv u all Muchez!!!

Which Poem Are You?
Which poem are you?The Mad Girl's Love Song by Sylvia PlathTo you, love is desperate and hateful. You're wildly passionate and wildly inventive. You're also likely to start stalking people. Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

First Orgasm
It had been a fairly interesting evening. Although I don't much go for bars of any description, I do like to play pool, and on Wednesday night we had the pool tournament down at the Other Place (silly name for a gay bar, but I've seen worse). For the past several weeks, I had won easily, although there was much amazement at my technique... I came an hour early, bought a pitcher of beer, listened to music and drank. Then, just before the tournament, I bought _another_ pitcher, played two practice games, and then I was ready. Every week, the other entrants all looked for me to be an easy mark with that much alcohol inside me. And every week the alcohol loosened up my hyper-analytical personality, letting me relax, keeping me from doing mechanics calculations prior to each shot, and let me sink any shot I called out to the amused and amazed on-lookers. This week was the same, and I was in the final best-of-three games in the last round, playing against the final challenger to see who woul

What Character From Twilight Are You?
What charactor from Twilight, are you?AliceYou're smart, funny, pixie cute. And can see the future! You're paranormal gift may be viewable now...or maybe it will start developing in a few years, but you will be special. Other Quizzes

For A Freind It His Birthday Blaclie22!!!
" HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GREAT FRIEND AND SWEETEST GENTLEMEN AROUND! MUCH LOVE AND PLEASE GIVE LOTS OF LOVE TO HIM!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM AKAMRS. T AND ALL FRIENDS....................! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLACLIE22!! DRINK UP!! blaclie22 ~$toner geek~Freelance Bomber~@ fubar BY YOUR FRIEND AKAMRS. T AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM ~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB FAR~ BAD GIRL~PU$$YCAT PLAYMATE/LIL PLEASURE@ fubar

Gods Forsaken Featured Band: Avoidingx
AvoidingX is out of Superior, Wisconsin. They are a unsigned band. The band members are Greely, Carl, Razzy and Twitch. AvoidingX was formed in March of 2006 as a 4 piece ALL ORIGINAL METAL GROUP! With ear pounding beats and soul slicing riffs, nothing but heart behind the music they write, every song has been written from life experiences, these songs everyone can relate to, take what you will from the music, listen and let your soul decide! Dig the songs, heed the message and spread the word, we are coming!!! Here are a couple of songs to be listening for on God's Forsaken Radio by this unsigned band, FSU and Lynching. So tune into God's Forsaken Radio to hear more of AvoidingX!!!!!

Alter Bridge - Down To My Last
And to the ones in which we sing, We are honored you let us in I remember the thoughts of many things, Of the glory that you bring I was never the right one to dare to dream, It's funny what this life has done to me now You were always the only, To help me see there was a road I must find, A road that was mine But I'm down to my last, I'm standing here alone Looking back, on it all But I'm down to my last, I'm ready but I'm wrong, And I'm blind to it all And to the world to which we sing, Want to try to do us in I remember your name and I know your face Can't forgive and can't erase I was never the right one To bear the weight of something fueled by words I'd learn to hate You were always the only To help me see that to love is to shine In your world, blind But I'm down to my last I'm standing here alone Looking back on it all But I'm down to my last I'm ready but I'm wrong And I'm right to it all [solo] But I'm down to my last Well I'm r

Good Intent Is No Substitution
so much pain she has from her past, so much pain that will probably last, so many things from her life that precluded the man im trying to be. so much damage there is to repair but its just not up to me. so in my blindness i was a reminder of how she use to live when the only thing i had was good intent to give. i hurt her and scared her and she pulled away because my desire to help with the best of intent was to much like a place she didnt want to stay. i am me and could never be him but good intent is no substitution for a pain that wont subside. so as i sit here in more pain than she knows, her past might very well kill me but my love for her still grows and grows. and I am More Sorry for hurting her, than she could ever hope to know. I Love You Baby Boo. I hope you can forgive me.

Grandpa And The Irs
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.' I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?' The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.' Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.' The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.' Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.' Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with

Heavenly Father Of Shangri La:
Heavenly Father of Shangri La: Father, why has my attendance gone down? I preached of Clown Luv and received none. I spoke of unity, yet saw none. The Drama and Hate of a few has destroyed the Faith of many. Is the Dark Carnival another testament of your word? Was it not meant to show the Family your Love? Was it not meant to show us the path to Shangri La and the horrors of Hellspit? Or is this merely just music? Is this just an excuse for Ninjas to smile in the presence of their brother and hate him when their brother is absent? I envisioned that a Juggalo is a Faithful servant of the Dark Carnival, who though plagued by Demons and Frustrations, deep in their hearts lies the Love of a Family and the potential to do good. A Juggalo's Religious background didn't matter, and their interpretation of god was theirs alone to make. But I am told that a Juggalo should be evil. I am told of a group of Juggalos who beat up a little boy and then stole his bike, using the banner of the Hatchet

Want Club Mystic To Attack Your Page With Rates???
HERE IS THE DEAL!!! OUR DEAR FRIEND AND SPONSOR OF CLUB MYSTIC, "SPIKE", WILL BE RUNNING AUTO-11'S ON CHRISTMAS DAY, BEGINNING AT MIDNIGHT EST, THAT IS 11PM CENTRAL, 9PM FU-TIME! WE ARE TRYING TO GET HIM AS MANY RATES AS POSSIBLE, SO ANYONE THAT RATES HIS PICS DURING HIS AUTO'S WILL BE VISITED ONE DAY DURING THE FOLLOWING WEEK BY CLUB MYSTIC TO LAY SOME SERIOUS LUV ON YOUR PAGE! THE MORE YOU DO, THE HARDER WE WILL ATTACK YOUR PAGE! WOOHOOOOO!!! YOU MUST DO THE FOLLOWING... 1) F/R/A SPIKE OR RE-RATE HIM 2) LEAVE A COMMENT ON HIS PROFILE SAYING THAT YOU ARE THERE TO HELP CLUB MYSTIC RATE HIS PICS DURING AUTO'S 3) LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE LAST PIC OF EACH FOLDER THAT YOU RATE, SAYING "RATED FOLDER FOR CLUB MYSTIC" 4) SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO THE CLUB MYSTIC HOMEPAGE WITH TOTAL NUMBER OF PICS RATES THAT YOU DID FOR SPIKE! (WILL BE VERIFIED!) HERE IS THE LINK TO SPIKE'S PAGE! SPIKE@ fubar AND THIS IS THE LINK TO THE CLUB MYSTIC PAGE! Club Mystic!@ fubar I

"lord" Of The Ring
Frodo mister en finger under den siste kampen inne i mount Doom. Og symbolsk er det riktig, men allikevel galt. Han har tross alt helt fram til avslutningen hatt ringen i et kjede rundt halsen. Derfor kan vi se Gollum som helten ettersom han biter seg gjennom problemet. Gollum er et bilde på både Frodo og Sam, et generelt symbol. Og Sam spiste virkelig ferdabrødet som han ble beskylt for. No doubt about it at all. I den siste sekvensen avslører derfor Gollum seg som den han er. Han er fingeren på Frodos hand, og blir synlig som det i samme øyeblikk som han og vi må gi ringen fra oss. Han er Penisen. Bæreren av den berømte Penis Ring.

My Babysitter
Okay, so I have been seeing this babysitter now for a few weeks now...I think a month now though. She has a 2 1/2 yr old son and an 18month old daughter who needs special attention since she just got a kidney transplant. Well, I have two kids myself,a 6yr old boy and a 4yr old girl. My son is ADHD and has behaviorial problems...so bad that as a second year kindergardner, he does not want to be in school and now he has to go to school half of day. On top of that, he has been suspended four times from school so far and has missed a total of 12 school days. Now, I have been told that it is not safe for my kids to be around my babysitters kids as it is, especially, with my sitters daughter in the special needs that she is. But I have come to know this sitter not as someone who can help me out with watching my kids but also as a friend who can tell me about anything really in her life. So it will be very hard to not have her as a sitter. And to those people that say that this is unhealthy a

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Gods Forsaken Featured Band: Yigaels Wall Yigaels Wall is out of San Francisco, California. The band has a record label with Reign Recordings. The band members are John, Vincent, Jan and Dan. Their debut album is Requiem For the Living. They have a new album coming soon, Emperor Castrato. Yigael's Wall plays thrash, but with an updated modern edge that keeps things from residing in the realm of mere oldschool worship, with a grinding, dirty guitar tone, thundering rhythm section, and savagely growled vocals. Of course, none of this would be meaningful if there wasn't quality songwriting to back it up. The Bay Area-flavored riffs have a bit of modern edge to them and vary nicely between midpaced and high-speed sections, while the long, melodic solos add an early '80s flair that helps change things up. Drum and bass performances are similarly capable and driving. So tune into God's Forsaken Radio to hear more of Yigaels Wall!!!!