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Marbled Chocolate Brownies
Marbled Chocolate Brownies Fend off any Friday the 13th frights by baking up a batch of these sweet, delicious cream-cheese-swirl brownies. Then munch them all weekend long! Credit: Nestle Servings: 30 brownies Ingredients: * 1 1/3 cups all-purpose flour * 1/3 cup Nestle Toll House Baking Cocoa * 1/4 teaspoon baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 1/4 cups granulated sugar * 1 cup (6 ounces) Nestle Toll House Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels * 1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce * 2 tablespoons margarine * 3 large egg whites * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 4 ounces light cream cheese (Neufchatel), softened * 1 tablespoon granulated sugar * 1 tablespoon nonfat milk Directions: Combine flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Heat 1 1/4 cups sugar, morsels, applesauce and margarine in large, heavy-duty saucepan over low heat, stirring constantly just until morsels are melted. Remove from heat. Stir in egg wh

Im Sorry
I'm sorry If I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. If I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry... my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" you. I'm sorry.. If I'm not white enough for you. I'm sorry.. If I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. If I'm too short for you. I'm sorry.. If i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me. I'm sorry.. If my hair isn't just the way you like it. I'm sorry.. If I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. But most of all... I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. Beauty dies with time but a good heart will always be young. If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."

Special Someone!
Have you ever met that special someone that makes your mind spin whirl and twirl.. A special person the kind that can take away all the pain that your in That kind of person that jus comes along and wipes away ur tears and holds u and says im here for u forever and when they say it u know they mean it cause they look you in the eyes to make sure you know they mean it... That kind of person that jus makes u feel like a kid again when ur with them... Like no care in the world jus happyness and Joy... All of a sudden the minuet u think about them it makes ur heart beat even faster... In ur mind u jus kno they are the one and that u tell urself ur gonna love them forever no matter what.... Well i have n he means everything to me I LOVE U STEPHEN!!!

Update
Well i been trying to contact all yall n tell u what alls been going on here n i am sorry i anit message each one, but i been so busy here its been hard too.If i have worried any of yall i am sorry n i didnt mean too, but i been trying to contact everyone personally. Well mom is doing alot better n feeling alot better since her surgury the other day. There was noi kidney stones, but infection n scare tissue in that kidney. They put a stint in to drain the nastyness out of it n she just seems so much better. Today was her birthday n she had a good one, had fried chicken n cheese cake.N ty to everyone fer yer prayers to her. As fer me i'm alot better n the infection from the brown recluse bites has been put in check by all the medicines they put me on, just took awhile. Oh and i anit gonna loose that finger where the really bad bite was, just gonna have to have all that bad flesh removed but that dont worry me too much. N the othe bite areas are healing real well, n the infection in my

Sex (i Liked It So I Put It In My Blog)
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to be in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to hav sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? Answer: 21. Would you do me once and

2 Staff Of Guilty Pleasures Lounge
TO ALL STAFF, WHEN U JOINED THE FAMILY, ALL OF YOU WERE PULLING UR WEIGHT, NOW... HALF OF YOU DONT EVEN COME INTO THE LOUNGE, IF U CANT BE PART OF A TEAM AND HELP OUT, THEN IM GONNA HAVE TO REPLACE U, IM ONE PERSON, I CANT DO IT ALL, SOME OF U HELP OUT, BUT ALOT ARENT. I NEED RELIABLE PEOPLE. THIS LOUNGE WAS ROCKING A FEW WEEKS AGO, NOW ITS LIKE STARTING OVER FROM DAY ONE WITH IT. SO IF YOU CANT HELP OUT, LET ME KNOW, GONNA HAVE TO REPLACE YA, NO HARD FEELINGS. THIS LOUNGE WAS #6 ON THE TOP LOUNGES, I DONT EVEN WANNA LOOK TO SEE WHERE ITS AT NOW, LETS GET THIS PLACE ROCKING AGAIN, NOT LIKE ITS A HARD JOB LOL

No Means No Asshole
Body: Guy:"Lets have sex right now." Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.". Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see i

The Witch Cont.
The Evil Witch is always around casting her spells and hexes. It is so funny when they backfire on her. Which doesn't happen often. She has so much ugly, foul and discuting things going on inside her body. She has her sidekicks the troll and the giant that just hang on to every word she says, and she just keeps recruiting more followers which is really a shame,. The once nice and sweet faries are turning into her drones and just do anything the witch says.Two of the drones hace escaped her clutches and now see the bright beautiful people around them. One hansome prince has come under her spell and he is becoming very ugly and you can see it more and more everyday. I must do what I can to get him out of her clutches. I just don't know what to do. I just dont know what she is holding over him to make him follow behind her and do as she bids

The Dream
i lay in my bed at night sleeping away i fall into a deep sleep and dream . away i dream of alot of thing it could be good or bad i look into the eyes of a demon in my dreams i fight him off of me i lay awake i finualy fall back to sleep i fight him again i hear the voice saying your mine now i'll take your soul i said no you may not take my soul from me away from this world of despair none shall pass from my dark side of me why do u want me so it just a dream that is all but a dream

The Raven - E.a. Poe
THE RAVEN Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'T is some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow:--vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore-- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating "'T is some visiter entr

Ha What A Girl He Has
who wouldn't take a resonalble warning from a phycho like me ! lol yeah now she has a pic on her profile of the 2 of them together , i think it was just to spite me im sure he feed her some sort of story, i sent her my last words though, a last warning and messages he sent to back my point up, my obsessive ranting and he replying back ya know if he had fucking balls he wouldn't have kept fucking lying to me and just told me HEY I FOUND A NEW GIRL nooooo instead he drags me around and keeps me on this stupid fucking lie about a car accident and him being really hurt and all sorts of bullshit , really it just got worse and worse i must say, now why i didn't go trying to dig shit up earlier i have no clue... maybe it took a lil more inspiration and my suspicions were finally ran high on him. so he blocked me on this site cuz i left a nasty message and his fiancee he'd been hiding from me hasn't blaocked me BUT she deleted all my comment i figured that though... hopefully he hasn't wormed

I Love You
I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you

A Pleasant Day Indeed
Well, i got up this morning and knew it was going to be a good day. Just one of those feelings :-) anyways i got up and spent the day on the computer working on what i love. But first i had to go to timmys to get some coffee to wake up....yeah, was my day off today and was up at 6:30 this morning...ikes. So much for my morning cause i go in tommorow morning. Well...if interested you can check out the start of what i have done so far...See what you think. Well, i'm back to the board again so ya all have a good night

101 Ways To Tell If You’re A Filipino
I've always been sure about who and what I am. First, a female. Next, a Filipino. It's often said that our culture defines what we are. How we see ourselves is more likely how other people will see us. We're a sunny kind of people. We laugh at hard times and we smile in spite of everything. The typical Filipino is more likely to take an optimistic view of things, even if things are really bad. One of our better traits is our ability to laugh at ourselves. We'd laugh even if it's ourselves we're laughing at. Though we're a very mixed race, everything we do is distinctly Filipino. Our identity almost always shows wherever we are. Here are some of the things which can determine a true Filipino: 1. You point with your lips. 2. You eat using hands and you have it down to a technique. 3. Your other piece of luggage is a “balikbayan” box. 4. You nod upwards to greet someone. 5. You put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbow on your knee while eating. 6. You think that ha

Using All Caps When Texting
The use of all caps when texting on the internet, is seen as yelling to some. And seems to agitate some in fits of language I choose not to use. Some do not care one way or another. Being a MuMMer I see this complained about alot. I wonder if the caps is really such a big deal or the fact that most that type in all caps do not use punctuation. This makes reading the mile long mumm hard.So I am thinking this is not so bad if CAPS ARE NOT SO BAD. IF YOU DOUBLE SPACE. AND YOU USE GOOD PUNCTUATION. RIGHT? OR, IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO DOUBLE SPACE. THEN BY ALL MEANS, SPLIT IT INTO PARAGRAPHS. MAYBE PEOPLE WOULD NOT COMPLAIN SO MUCH ABOUT CAPS, IF IT WASN'T ONE LONG RUNNING SENTENCE. Just thought dear blog, I look forward to my fellow FUBARonians (LOL) opinions. Till the next time, Peace be with you.

Wow Think I Was Out Of It
I had a very good friend that ive been talking to for 5 months call me at noon today. well i was napping and missed his call. Never heard the phone ring and just noticed that he left a messege because he was worried about me. Aww such a nice guy. I havent seen him in three months for obvoius reasons, but we stay in touch. He helped me stop crying earlier and cheered me up. Its really nice to have friends like that. ones that worry about me and are willing at a moments notice to give me a shoulder to cry on when upset. Don I know you wont see this since your not a member here but thank you.

How I See You.
Eyes that don't see See the things that you do Do you wish me to describe Describe how I see you... Skin so delicate Delicate as a rose Rose that will blossom Blossom as it grows. Hair moving gently Gently you tease Tease...softly whispering Whispering summer breeze. Voice so melodic Melodic singing birds Birds, such sweet tunes Tunes enchant like your words. Dress...rustling Rustling, swirling...trees bare Bare as leaves fall Fall, the colour of your hair. Your perfume..sweet fragrance Fragrance frangapini's bring Bring back many memories Memories of spring. Yes I am blind Blind, yet I see See you in my mind Mind filled with glee.

You Think?
12:34 AM - you think so? would it seem better to just go ahead... lose yourself to the sheer doom that you know is on it's way? to shut up and bite your tongue. to brand another person with your whip-smart comments. feeling used up gets old. really old. gettign fired up and pissed, rolling my eyes inside my heart, saying...for the love of fuck, give it up. rest it a while. think of something else. but it's not that easy anymore... mind consuming all entrancing hopeless-styled days. shoving the rest of my heart under the carpet, along with that busted rum bottle... i've come to my senses. this is the end.

Dear Kotex
Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantiliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: *Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. *Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. *Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. *Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well guess

Relatively Short Stuff.
Would you believe that I'm bored, cold, tired, and blogging? I believe that you would, as it seems to be quite normal these days. I also feel somewhat sad, though I do not know why. Strange, eh? Ciao.

The Most Beautiful Rainbow
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

A Special Thank You To My Beautiful ~dream Catcher~
for those of you who are close you are well away of the trouble and stress going on for the past few days. What I want to say is that with out tht specialperson the one who didn't judge didn't to anything just kept true to a friend ship helpped me throught it all. there aren't enought words in the english language to tell you just how much you have helped and no matter what not only did I gain a new friend in you My Beautiful Dream Catcher. you have also helpped me possibly save my best friend and my friendship. I LOVE YOU and again thank you for everything I can't say it enought. remeber that if you ever need anything I'm always here no matter what. Love is a special bond that people take for granted and everyonce in a while things just go to show that there is always mor to life then the ones you expect, but you get the best fromthe ones you never knew. Love you always and you will alway be in my heart ELLA

805 Riding
IM IN THE 805 STRAIGHT RIDING,RIDEING ON BUSTA AND FAKE HUSLTERS,GANGSTA,PIMP,AND PLAYAZ.IM THE BIG DOG SHOOT CALLER AND THE BALLER.ME AND MY BOYZ BE KNOCKING FOOLS OUT 1 BLOW KO,ME AND MY BOYZ AINT THE ONES TO BE FOOLED WITH,AS ME AND MY BOYS LEAN LIKE CHOLO'S

Angelo R. Dippolito (my Uncle)
Angelo R. Dippolito Rillton Angelo R. Dippolito, 64, of Rillton, passed away Friday, July 13, 2007, at Mercy Jeannette Hospital. Son of Clara Dippolito and the late Palmo Dippolito. Angelo was a member of St. Edward's Parish and a U.S. Army veteran. He was a retired sheet metal fabricator from Hankinson Corporation. His involvement with youth and high school athletics lasted more than 43 years. Angelo was currently the Diocese of Greensburg Athletic Director and the co-athletic director at Geibel Catholic High School and a charter member of the St. Agnes Youth Football Organization. In addition to his mother, he is survived by his wife, Jeanne Sada Dippolito; a daughter, Angela, of Rillton; two sons, Brian and his wife, Maria, of Franklin, and Anthony and his wife, Autumn, of Erie; two grandchildren, Samuel and Angelo II; brothers, Paul and Sheryl, of Cranberry Township, and Robert, of North Huntingdon; a sister, Roxanne and Ed Kulasa, of Coulter; and his golden retriever, Teddy. F

Hatch Day Countdown: 1 Day
Thats right! Tomorrow is the day I got hatched. Yep, Thats right I was hatched. Well anyways I want all my friends to whore me out to their friends so I can level up like a mother trucker. I would also love some birthday salutes and I will make a folder and ect just for those salutes. Tell your friends to come see me and you come see me as well and comment bomb me and rate my stash and pics and comment. It will be appreciated and you know I will return the favor. You guys are the best. -JamEz

Random 2 =]
I want to change the world with my writing... I want to open a few eyes so people will see beyond themselves and their little problems. But it is ok to put yourself first every once in a while. Just remember, there are people out there who need you more than you do. "Don't let anyone, even your parents break you. Find good people who care about you and surround yourself with just them. If you can't find them at first, find good music and fall into it, let it hold you until they come." -Davey Havok Personallity: I want a guy whos not afraid to be himself, I'm not here to crack open any shells. I love when a guy can make me feel like a girl. So, I like when he's not clean and doesn't know a damn thing about shopping. It's cute to me. I like to shop for them

I Want To Make You Smile As You Make Me
I want to make you smile as you make me. I wish you saw my thoughts right through my eyes. You ask me what I'm thinking. I can't tell you. You are the stars, and I the empty skies. In me there is a yearning ever flowing That needs to reach an end that never comes. I cannot be myself without you with me. This is a truth no wisdom ever plumbs. You laugh, and say that I'm your personal angel, And this is what I want so much to be. The beauty of my life is like a passion That blows right through the person that you see.

My Dad Is My Life
Well as some of my friends know my dad has been in the hospital and very ill...my vacation was canceled due to the fact he ended up in the hospital...he is diabetic and has been over 20 yrs. Well now he is havin major issues due to this. His kidneys are failin too and is anemic too. His prostate is enlarged which is common for a man his age. Well I had been takin care of him the for the last month thats why I had been gone....My brother and his wife took him for the week to give me alittle break and release some stress...I just got a call that he is back in the hospital and is bleeding internally. The only reason I am on here is cuz I am waiting for my friend to get here so she can stay with my little girl. I am a nervous wreck and feel like I am about to lose it...I cant lose my father he is my everything and I need him in my life still. After I lost my mother almost 8 yrs ago he became my best friend. I just want to let my friends know whats going on since I wont be on here muc

Deleting My Page!
I have someone harassing me on here. I dont know how much longer I am going to stick around. I have this person blocked under 3 different names on fubar and They are still coming to my page leaving negative comments. My father is in the hospital right now and I have enough things to worry about without signing on to my page after working 12 hours to find nasty comments on my page. I know for sure I have this person blocked from my myspace page. So if ya'll would like to keep in contact with me , Add me as a friend on myspace @ www.myspace.com/Mesmerized72 or Add me to yahoo messanger @ supaflychick25. Peace Out, Missy = )~

To All That Survived The 1930 To 1970's Lol
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and /or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren

Religion.. Take A Stand
I read this a bit ago in a bulletin....since it is not allowing me to repost I figured I would copy and post in a blog so all my friends can read. This has been very well said...... I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin, but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game. But it's a Christian prayer, some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches

The Unloved Story
Dearest Jay, How I love you. How I've loved you in ways unknown to you. You know I've always wanted to see you happy. You're my best friend you know. You've been there for me helping me to feel better when things in my life couldn't go more wrong. Consoling me through your hilarious words making laughter my sought after remedy. Tonight I had to tell you that I wished you luck when you told me you planned on getting married. A huge surprise it came to me. I had no idea. Of course its always kinda been that way...when I found out about the other ladies you loved that was a heart-breaker and Jay you've never been mine. You never will be and still I'm broken. You tell me "you're beautiful, smart, amazing; don't sell yourself short; you're young still." Isn't it funny how that's what they all say to me. If I had a dollar for every time ... I guess its just kinda funny to me how so many people can say these words as my heart struggles to beat with the pain of my life coating it like a thi

Why Men Are Never Depressed
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You ca

No Very Happy
So I'm not very happy today...Well If you didn't know..I am a nurses aide..& Today they told me that I had to take out all my visable piercings except my ears...I don't really wanna...But I do like my job..& I can't really afford to lose it...So I took them out...Now the only thing i have pierced is my belly button & ears....Not very happy

Come On Now....wtf???
Two babies were left starving and suffering health problems while their parents played Dungeons & Dragons. American couple Michael and Iana Straw, 25 and 23, from Nevada pleaded guilty to child neglect, brought about by their obsession with internet and video games, authorities said. Their children, a boy aged 22 months and girl aged 11 months, were badly malnourished and near to death last month when doctors saw them after social workers took them to hospital. Michael Straw, who was unemployed at the time of the incident, had come into a $50,000 inheritance and spent it on computer equipment and a large plasma TV.

Being A Soldier
I have been a soldier now for close to 21 years. I have a college degree and the knowledge to design aircraft and systems for them. Growing up I always wanted to fly and be a soldier and I have accomplished both those dreams. Now I strive to ensure that my children and others' children can live in the same peace as I did growing up. I am a career soldier, strong in beleif and values. I see men and women around me basing life on cars, houses, fashion and vacations. Remember, money and your rights have no VALUE without the soldier who sacrifices and the American populace can have no BELIEF without the soldier to uphold ones basic rights. I go months without seeing my family. Spend nights under the stars or sleeping in places most people would never walk through. Shower when I can and have few comforts of home many times. Yet, I see men who think they are great and powerful because they make 6 figures a year and think money commands everything. No, because wealth is like the tide it can c

Pissed Off Because No One Asked Me To Rip Any Of My Pix
Ok I was up around my house cleaning trying to make it look nice right.. I put my status on yahoo that I was cleaning my house after that I took a shower.. When I come back and check things out.. I saw this person it said he had rip my photo an hour ago.. I got fucking pissed.. I jumped on him about ripping my pix with out asking, well I said you did not ask me to rip any of pix that is what I said, well he said sorry it won't happen again.. So now what should do if this keeps happening to me if someone else rips my pix with out asking.. What should I do? Well I told him I will let it go this time but the next time you rip any of my pix with out asking I will have to block all rips.. If you all have any ideas of what should I do next time plz feel free to comment.. Thank you all for reading have a really good day..:D Virgo24

Avenged Sevenfold - Turn The Other Way
Slit my wrists, take away the pain. Slit my throat, there’s no one to blame. Lost in the fields of confusion. Restless nights, they're not far away. I came here for something and I'm not turning back. Strong in the mind but you still hold my keys. Keeping my fate deep within your threshold. Petty inconvenience but it means the whole world to me. You have the power. To set me free. Caught in your grasp, how? Just let me be. Give me control out. Out of these depths. A fiery hell. I pray for death. I've been the wrong one time and time again. Now I'm on my knees forgive me please. Tore out my heart and handed to me on a silver platter. Sew up the hole, emptiness in the place of compassion. You made me this way. I am the product of your creation. Look the other way. Now you've turned your back on me. You've turned away from me, the future's much to far away to see. I hope you learn the truth, not the way things were meant to be with me and you.

10 Nightmarish Handshakes To Avoid
To evade making a bad first impression, losing a business deal or simply embarrassing yourself, take heed of Holland and Brody’s 10 terrible grips to avoid: The “macho cowboy”… is the almost bone-crunching clasp many businessmen use to shake hands. What are they trying to prove, anyway? There’s no need to demonstrate your physical strength when shaking another person’s hand. The wimp… is usually delivered by men who are afraid to “hurt the little lady” when shaking women’s hands. Modern female professionals expect their male counterparts to convey the same respect they’d show their male colleagues. The “dead fish”… conveys no power. While there’s no need to revert to the macho cowboy death grip, a firm clasp is more powerful than one that barely grabs the hand. The “four finger”… is when the person’s hand never meets your palm, and instead clasps all four fingers, crushing them together. The cold and clammy… feels like you’re shaking hands with a snake. Warm up you

Gun Control Refresher
Gun Control Refresher 1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject. 2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. 3. Colt, the original point and click interface. 4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. 5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords? 6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words. 7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. 8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any. 9. Those that trade liberty for security have neither. 10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved. 11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand? 12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others. 13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday. 14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians. 15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety. 16

Brad Paisley Concert
OMG I had an amazing time at the Brad Paisley concert last night in Philly. I was excited about going and i'm so happy my friend matt asked me to go. We had tickets but they were lawn tickets at the tweeter center... but they were actually pretty good spot. The stage is set up and then a small area of seats.. then there's a pathway and a grassy hill.. we were in the lawn section right next to the railing... so we could see pretty good... and it was cool cause no matter where you were you could see.. but i liked being on the lawn because you could get up moved around and dance. I was happy. When we got there, matt and i went to find his sis, who had the spot picked out already. They were there chillin... She went and got us this really tall thin drink... strawberry daiguri but i swear to God that thing was more alcohol then anythin else. I made the mistake of drinkin it within 10 min and being as I am so lil it began to take some effect on me. Worst thing was that i had t

Are You The One?
Holy for the Love of Christ! and im not even a Christian and y'all got me saying that shit. Look people here is the deal. Yes I am single, yes in some of my pictures i have a Wedding ring on becuase i was married ONCE before. This is my schpiel on shit. Most of us are on this sight to meet new people. Others are on here to get away from reality. Some people get on here to meet the next great love in their life, till they find out that person is a cheating bastard, is married and all the other good stuff that comes with meeting people online. here is my break down, someone relatively close to may age maybe a little older maybe a little younger, has a good head on their shoulders, a good job, takes care of themselves and whatever they got going on in their life. If you are a 29 years old with 6 kids and still drink like you did when you were in highschool or go out every weekend and FUBARED dont bother. Or if you think its cool to be 36 and constantly smoking marijuana or doin

Oh Yeah, This Makes Sense...
"Error: you allready reated this stash" Almost all of this site (almost...) (unlike MySpace) is a bit better spelled than that. (Though I know this site has a reputation for Silly Errors.) And I sort of doubt I rated that stash, I think it was created since I left the house this morning, ... something's confusing here, anyway. Anyone have any guesses what's going on? (Only seems to affect some stash, so far all in the same person's profile I think and not all of hers either... but refreshing screen does not replace the thumbs-up/down with any evidence that I've rated them before, etc. ... )

Dr. Appt. Today
well told to do so by the folks at the er. he ran some tests after i told him what had happened, and also about the trip to the er, the spinal tap, ect. what i told him, he told me that it sounds like i indeed did have (and still do...but better and getting over) viral meningitis. he said it doesnt always show up on CT scans and LPs (spinal taps) and that this is not uncommon. good news is that he didnt see ant evidence of any sinus infection (probably due to the huge doses of antibiotics ive been getting). the only other thing he said was that it does take some time to get over this. as i remember quite well from when i had it once before. he said just take it easy and treat the fever (now low-grade). this has really knocked me on my ass more than anything else in a long time. and im still getting horrible migraines eveyday which from what i know about this, is normal. like i said b-4...thankgoodness for pain meds! i dont know how i would even function with these headaches constantly

~*~ Aussie Slang ~*~
a bit more choke and you would have started misc:- a statement said to somebody who has just passed wind in public rather loudly. a few Kangaroos loose in the top paddock adjective:- someone who is mentally 'not quite there, also picnic short of a sandwich , lights are on but nobody is home, etc. A over T verb:- to fall over, from "arse over tits". abso-bloody-lutely misc:- absolutely and beyond any doubt. putting on an act verb:- pretending to be sick or distressed to gain sympathy. Sometimes said as bunging on an act. Adam's ale noun:- Water agro adjective:- (also aggro), the state of being angry and aggressive over a situation. Also the name of a well known puppet on a children's program. airy fairy noun:- vague Akubra noun:- Proprietary name for an Australian wide brimmed felt hat. alligator pear noun:- avocado, so named for the alligator like skin of the fruit. amber fluid noun:- beer ankle biter noun:- small child, also called a

Did Someone Say Contest????
I have decided I'd like to hostess my first contest! I would like this to be for THE sexiest person in this bar! (Can't call ya cherries anymore LOL) So send me a link to the photo you want to use or let me know if you'd like to nominate someone! First place winner will receive a Yacht! Second place winner will receive a Corvette! Third place winner will receive a Silver Motorcycle! So come on! Get your entries in now! I'd like to start this contest on Friday, August 10th at 8 a.m. Eastern and have it run for one week. It would end on Friday, August 17th at 8 a.m. Eastern. Help me spread the word! I'd LOVE to be able to give away some blasts too but I'm too broke for that LOL. If you'd be interested in donating them to the winners, c-mail me. All ages, sizes and stuff like that are welcome! The picture does not have to be of just you, and can be a morph. Please be sure to keep it safe for work though. The winner will be decided by the most comment

Random Writing.....i Was Bored...
As I sit here alone, he wanders in my thoughts. A rememberance of a love that I found. Wanting him near, wanting him close, closing my eyes, feeling his touch, his caress, his arms strong, safe, and comforting, holding me close..never to let me go. Does he know how I feel, should I tell him or just let it go? He holds my heart in the palm of his hand, does he know? Would he keep it under lock and key, or simply stomp on it and walk away? If he only knew how I felt...would he be scared and run away or stay and break down the walls that around my heart? I want his heart, I want it all, a life, a best friend, a love that will last. I want to hold his heart in the palm of my hand just as he does mine, safe, secure, under lock and key. Will he ever believe in me? A promise to love him forever, to never let him go, just one chance to make him mine forever. As I sit here alone he still wanders in my thoughts, and in my thoughts is where he will be. A rememberance of a love that I found. Only

Get The Fuck Off My Page!
->TRUTH OR L...: fuck you asshole TRUTH OR L...: get lost fatty....hope you like being alone ->TRUTH OR L...: I can't believe I added you, but oh well you're gone now TRUTH OR L...: baby gonna block the mean man now?.....lol.....WAAAAA-WAAAAAA--WWAAAAA ->TRUTH OR L...: uh yeah when there are lots of them fighting retard TRUTH OR L...: saying war resisters are the real heros "bashes" the troops?..........you are warpped TRUTH OR L...: i bashed a soldier?......get a clue you retard ->TRUTH OR L...: nope I have better things to do in my life that go around bashing soldiers and their wives dumbfuck TRUTH OR L...: uh yeah when there are lots of them fighting retard TRUTH OR L...: saying war resisters are the real heros "bashes" the troops?..........you are warpped TRUTH OR L...: i bashed a soldier?......get a clue you retard ->TRUTH OR L...: nope I have better things to do in my life that go around bashing soldiers and their wives dumbfuck TRUTH OR L...: your husband is a brainw

The Prisoner Released From His Cell
As the man peered out the tiny window of his cell, he wondered what the next day would bring him. As he sat on his cot, he shifted through his mind of all the past crusades and defeats. “So many times I have tried, and all the feelings have died, I am doomed to remain in the place I have made. Perfectly secluded, but very polluted, as my heart doth rot away. When I built this place, I seeked the escape and the safety I knew it would bring. But as time wore on, the door was gone and now I am doomed to remain.” As tho man wept in his hands, he heard a voice across the sands that sounded awfully familiar. He climbed to his feet and peered into the world outside. Looking at him and seeing the beauty within, an angel came to call. “Time has done you wrong as you sit and sing the songs of all that saddens your heart. It’s true, once before I tried to release you, but only had I failed to succeed. But now I have returned, and hoped we have learned that we can’t give up so easy.” T

I Just Slit My Wrist.
I feel like a coward. I cut my artarey and started to spray blood all over the place. I started to get very dizzy....And then I freaked out amd tied my arm off. put a TONS of bandages. my wife was asleep at the time. I cleaned the place of blood. I went to work and said I fell at home and sprained my wrist. When I came home I told my wife I fell at work. I Feel like a cowerd for not doing it. I can't stand life anymore. I want to stop the pain. I want to rest. I want Peace.

For Ever Yours.
As the days go by as our lifes grow old may you walk with me hand in hand we'll hold, and 'till the end my darling will I "SO HOLD TRUE" that for but each other "MEANT" were me and you. If your presence is absent when time is pass exist "HEAVEN" will be bleak if your luster is missed, thus I would not stay if you are nowhere their for the fitting place would have lost its glare, I would "DIE" again to be born in you being in every beat that your heart induced and throughout your body it would introduce my lingering existance with your own would truce

Poem
Life is like a beautiful red rose. You put the send into the ground, water it, give it lots of love and care for it until it blooms Into the most beautiful and strong red rose. You enjoy watching it as it grows. Then as fall enters it slowly dies. As the last petal falls you sit back and reflect on that red rose. You remember all the joy and happiness that the red rose has brought to you. Then all you have left is the memory of that beautiful red rose. Written and copyrighted by Linda Parker (me) :)

The Year 1500
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s These are interesting... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the

Wishful Thinking
Tonight I'm in the city, and it's like Disneyland, but I'm sick and tired and I can't wait to get back home again. And I have this dream... you'll be waiting there. What I really mean is I wish you were here. I'm sending you this postcard to tell you that I'm fine, and to let you know wherever I go you never leave my mind.

What Kind Of Trekkie Are You?
What kind of Star Trekkie are you? Your Result: You are a Vulcan or an android. Your intellegence, and opinions are excepted everywhere. You believe in logic above all else. You are normally in a second in command position. This does not matter, for you are not prone to ambition, or any emotion for that matter. You do not understand other races thought patterns at times, making you seperated from those around you. Captain Klingon Omnipotent being Red shirt What kind of Star Trekkie are you? Figures, huh?

Jack And His Scandoulous Behaviour
jack and his scandolous behaviour There was this guy named jack who was the head of this law firm,he had this beautiful wife and 2 daughters. His secretary was a knockout she was 5'5 150 pds long blonde hair blue eyes size c breast. Her name was diane was also married with an 18 yr old daughter Diane always wore skimpy clothes to work to catch jacks eye and as sexy as she was he always overlooked her until this one day she wore a lowcut see through shirt with no bra a black mini skirt with some black thong panties.Diane walked into Jacks office with some papers she sat them on his desk than turned to leave dropping her keys she bent over showing Jack her ass,Jack reached over and grabbed her ass startled her for a min but she knew its what she wanted. Jack told her to go lock the door and when she returned Jack had taking off his pants and was sitting there with his cock standing out Jack told diane you know I am married and not really attracted to you but for one night with your d

Intro
I guesse its time ofr me to introduce myself. My best friend crytsal sent me a corona invite to here, and at first I had no idea what it was until I asked her and I joined the day after. Its a cools ite so far. So, if any of you want to get to know me better, message me. So, thats all for the intro, later

Don't You Just Love Hypocrites?
Ok, I just added u into my thingie on here... Youre the first... Aintcha proud?! I do miss you and I know you are probably thinking yeah right but I, and Ive already explained myself b4, but we arent the same people anymore... we both have grown up so much and apart to say the least, I dont agree with the gay and bisexual people and that IS hard to say to you cause I know you are bisexual and I just dont want that kinda stuff around me or in my life whatsoever... Im trying to get right with God and now that ive been able to bring a baby into this world it is my job to make sure I teach her the rights and wrongs of the world and to be homosexuality is just as wrong as abortions... Im sorry but if I aint true to you then im not true to myself... Im not the same Melinda I used to be either, I used to not say how I really felt about stuff but now ive learned thats the only way to get by in life, I DO still care about you and I miss your mama terribly... But Im sure by now your mama has

Sex
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

"hate Unveiled"
Forget your ass, you punkass bitch They're gonna find you in a ditch. Bloody, bloated, black and blue, Gonna need dental records to identify you. Why'd you go and fuck me around? Punk me like a fucking clown. Liar, leach, you fucking lump Hair will come out clump by clump I'm tired of being the fool, The example will be you. Beaten, battered, left for dead, I'll kick in your fucking head. I bet the next fucker will stop and think, about your eyeballs in the sink. Never be ripped off again, With blood stains on my hands. At least you death will have meaning, Unlike your life of fucking thieving. Let this be a lesson to all you fuckers, Fuck me over, you'll pay like the others.

This Guy
ok first this guy started deleting comments and shit...the whole mumm was about him complaining that he rates people 10s and gets 3s and 4s and starts deleting comments and pissing everyone off...it all started cause i said he looked like an ugly woman...here we go me: you look like an ugly girl him: so do you then he deleted the comments i left him saying oh wow you really burned me etc. me: again MrsBellor is mine quit filling your spank bank with her hotness(sidenote MrsBellor is awesome and i was talking to her the whole time this was going on and the guy started rating her stuff so thats why i said that) ~*~The Bitch~*~: Maybe they're being HONEST. It's a better quality than being a whiny baby. Get over it. It's the INTERNET. Do you SERIOUSLY think you DESERVE a 10 from everyone? I know I sure as hell don't. me: me again (only cause he deleted everything i left i was leaving comments like this) me: my page is the shit right?(no rates or anything from him)

The Gool Ol' Days
This is a peom I wrote when I was a freshman in high school while itting in detention. LOL When your feeling low, down and out, look me up, and without a doubt, we'll find a party, and a few guys, if mom busts us, I hope her dog dies. We'll get a coke and a fifth of E.T., and get so stoned, we can't see. Then we'll jam on some Skynyrd and Hatchet, you smoke one and I'll match it. Then we'll talk about the good old days, talk about Hendricks and Purple Haze, Call up the square, and see if Stevie's there. We'll finish off the bottle, by then our heads a wreck, but if you act bad, I'll snap your neck. We'll be hung over the next day, but it's better to burn out then fade away!

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Doesn't Make It Hurt Less...
Just...yeah...there will always be variables I know I can't change...that I know are not my fault. But it doesn't make it any better...nor any worse. It will always hurt...until those variables are either demolished...or there is a loop hole found. Hopefully...I'll find one.

I'm Here......
I`m here. have you been paying attention? i`ve always been here. waiting. you`re there. too cool to pay attention. too cool to notice me; at all. i`m here. but for how long? theres no point. but i can`t help it. i`ll always be here. waiting.

Please Accept That!
I became involved in emergency service work because there is a need for people to help others who are in trouble. Sometimes there are calls I respond to, that are difficult to talk about even with the person you care about and trust most in the world. Please accept that. There are at times experiences I suffer which hurt me very deeply, and I might bring my suffering home. Sometimes my feelings bother me so much so that I can't even talk about them. Maybe it's because I don't want you to even imagine what I've suffered or maybe it's because I'm afraid you won't fully understand the depth of my feelings. During these times I'll become moody or irritable, and I may not SEEM to care much about your feelings or problems even though I DO CARE very much. Please accept that. You care for who and what I am about. I choose to do what I do because it is so important to me and to those I help, and although it's sometimes very difficult and maybe even dangerous, I love doi

To My Fellow Brother If I Fall
Brother when you weep for me Remember that it was meant to be Lay me down and when you leave Remember I'll be at your sleeve In every dark and choking hall I'll be there as you slowly crawl On every roof in driving snow I'll hold your coat and you will know In cellars hot with searing heat At windows where a gate you meet In closets where young children hide You know I'll be there at your side The house from which I now respond Is overstaffed with heroes gone Men who answered one last bell Did the job and did it well As firemen we understand That death's a card dealt in our hand A card we hope we never play But one we hold there anyway That card is something we ignore As we crawl across a weakened floor For we know that we're the only prayer For anyone that might be there So remember as you wipe your tears The joy I knew throughout the years As I did the job I loved to do I pray that thought will see you through.

~ Dale Earnhardt Jr - Corvette Crash And Fire Infineon ~
Dale Earnhardt Jr raced in an American Lemans Series Corvette in 2004 at Infineon. In practice, he had this scary crash where he suffered only minor burns. Earnhardt later said he clearly remembers someone pulling him out of the car (he is obviously dazed after the hit), but in the video, you can see nobody is there to do that. Inside car camera is a scary shot.

Negativity---who Needs It!?!?!
It amazes me how one can be so consumed with hate and negativity and still survive. How can someone be so judgemental of others and not once look at their own faults, their own ways. They never think about how their hate affects those around them. They don't realize that all that hate can turn something beautiful into ugliness. Another thought how can someone so positive, someone who can bring so much good to the world, let all that negativity and hate change what they are and what they believe. Life begins to feel hopeless with all that hate and negativity floating around in the air, and we just can't help but breathe it in. It seems to smother and consume us until there is nothing left. Until hate and discontent and negativity is all we know or remember. Then it seems you can't find your way back to that beautiful person you used to be. How nice it would be if we could forget all about that consuming fear that holds us here, never letting us move forward, only backwards. The past rem

My Biggest Heartache
Behind my eyes I softly cry holding this pain so close inside behind my smile I slowly frown as my tears come rushing down a feeling inside I tried to hide suppressed by my deepest fears and I still feel the pain after all of these years Think of what you put me through the tears I cried and feelings that would not subside I trusted you to no end but you betrayed me even as a friend though I still love you and probably always will I blame you for my heart ache and the reason my tears fell I forgive you for the bruises on my heart and my whole world just falling apart but I love you for showing me the meaning in each day and the truth behind the pain you were truly a blessing and the reason my heart sang

Can You See My Heart
glitter-graphics.com CAN YOU SEE MY HEART THE WAY ITS BEATS SO THE TENDERNESS OF IT WANTING TO SHARE THE INNER SOUL OF MY BEING CAN YOU SEE MY HEART THE WAY IT FEELS SO THE LOVE IN IT WANTING SOMEONE THAT WILL NEVER BE CAN YOU SEE MY HEART THE WAY IT BREAKS SO THE HURT IN IT BRINGING ENDLESS TEARS CAN YOU SEE ME THE WAY I FEEL MY INNER SOUL BEGGING FOR YOU glitter-graphics.com

Try This
Here's something that you may enjoy: Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal or different?? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out at the end!! Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast,you might miss something)........ What's this 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then scroll down. QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! You're thinking of carrot, right? If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.

Wrong Answer!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend playing golf with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by his furious wife and was bombarded for his actions with an angry tirade for over two hours. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which the husband replied: "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday went by and he didn't see his wife. Wednesday came and went with the same results. Finally, on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough to where he could see her a little bit out of the corner of his left eye.

Almost Over
Please help me!!! My contest ends in 2 hours and I am 600 comments behind. I will give pimp pimpin gifts and 11's to anyone who gives me at least 100 comments. Thanks SO much!! Here is the link to get your Gift and 11's Bisexual_Rachel *FU-Bombers Co-Owner Co-Founder*@ fubar

Shrimp Salad
Shrimp Salad Entertaining over the weekend? This shrimp salad from the Barefoot Contessa makes a delightful summer lunch or dinner. If you don't have a crowd to feed, just halve the recipe -- but remember that the dish keeps well for a couple of days and makes great sandwiches. Credit: Barefoot Contessa Parties! by Ina Garten Servings: 12 Ingredients: * 3 tablespoons plus 1 teaspoon kosher salt * 1 lemon, cut into quarters * 4 pounds large shrimp in the shell (16 to 20 shrimp per pound) * 2 cups good mayonnaise * 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard * 2 tablespoons good white wine or white wine vinegar * 1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper * 6 tablespoons minced fresh dill * 1 cup minced red onion (1 onion) * 3 cups minced celery (16 stalks) Directions: Bring 5 quarts of water, 3 tablespoons salt and the lemon to a boil in a large saucepan. Add half the shrimp and reduce the heat to medium. Cook, uncovered, for only 3 minutes

The Tease (eroticpoetry)
As you enter I say you cannot touch. Naked, my hands and mouth all over you. Kissing you with my eyelashes, you moan and wetness seeps. You are a good girl, hands never leave their place. I am in total ectasy from your arisen bliss. Our passion consumes us making it hard for both to restrain. My head fills with fantasies for us to preform. You become overwhelmed your resistance is almost painful. Lips can now meet as I expose your nakedness. I devour your body and never get enough. We come closer through this detatched connection. You suddenly realize what I have done. I made me want you want me more than you have ever wanted before. Such is the result of the tease.

Friends Vs. Tx Friends
Gotta Love Texas!! FRIENDS: Will wait patiently with you in the long line to the bathroom and hold the stall door shut. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points. -------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. TEXAS F

Cell Phone 10 Commandments
CELL PHONE 10 COMMANDMENTS 1. Thou shalt not dial while driving In all seriousness, this madness has to stop. There are enough people in the world who have problems mastering vehicles and phones individually. Put them together, and we have a serious health hazard on our hands. 2. Thou shalt not wear thy earpiece when thou art not on thy phone You there, the one wearing the Bluetooth earpiece because you are just so important that at any given moment, a critical call could come through, and you need to be able to answer it while gesticulating wildly as if to say, "I am so important, I have a Bluetooth earpiece that I must wear at all times." Yeah, you. Knock that off, would ya? 3. Thou shalt not speak louder on thy cell phone than thou would on any other phone Yes, it's true that cell phones don't relay what you say into the mouthpiece out through your earpiece the way regular phones do, but they still pick up and transmit your voice just fine. No need to shout. 4

What Is Peace?
WHAT IS PEACE? "I believe that peace is not merely an absence of war but the nurture of human life, and that in time this nurture would do away with war as a natural process." ~ Jane Addams Peace is the beauty of life. It is sunshine. It is the smile of a child, the love of a mother, the joy of a father, the togetherness of a family. It is the advancement of man, the victory of a just cause, the triumph of truth. Peace is all of these and more and more. ~ Menachem Begin Peace is freedom in tranquility. ~ Cicero What is peace? Is it war? No. Is it strife? No. Is it lovely, and gentle, and beautiful, and pleasant, and serene, and joyful? O yes! ~ Charles Dickens (Bleak House) Peace, it's wonderful ~ Father Divine (George Baker) Today, peace means the ascent from simple coexistence to cooperation and common creativity among countries and nations. ~ Mikhail Gorbachev Ideally, peace means the absence of violence. It is an ethical value. ~ Mikhail Go

Meaningless
I am at my lowest of lows today. I hate going through these emotions. Sadness,guilt, and anger. My stomach is tied in knots. I apologize for everything even when I didn't do it. I down myself afterwards. I blame myself for everything that happens instead of placing proper blame. Cutting sounds like a great option right now but I know it does not release the pain. Cutting only nmbs what is there. If I cut today, it would be the darkest gray matter to ever fall from my wounds. Then, I would have to keep doing it to release even more and more at a time. I am so tired of being pushed. I am so tired of crying. I am so tired of being lonely. But yet I push everyone out. How I have no idea but I do. Maybe happiness is a figment of an imagination we create. I have never found it. Maybe love is imaginated also. Pain is all i feel deep within me. Pain that I can not release for some reason. I just can not escape it. I am tired of being that person that everyone comes to when they are bored or th

To All Fellow Employers - Part Two
A few weeks ago I was criticized for writing the article "To All Fellow Employers" also found on this blog. I heard everything from "you aren't thinking about your investors" all the way to "a business's prime objective is to make money." I could not disagree more. In my opinion, a business's prime objective is to produce the very best product possible regardless of cost. Let the product's quality sell the product; its price should not be a factor as long as it is a fair price, be it high or low. I believe that a company should think of making money to be sure, but only after everything else is factored into the equation. Your primary responsibility as CEO, founder or whatever high n' mighty position is to provide your consumers with the highest quality product that you possibly can. It sure as hell isn't shooting your best on the back nine. Since when should a CEO get paid for playing golf? That isn't working, that is vacationing. Leave golf to Tiger Woods. It seems as

Birthday Wish...
all i want from you for my birthday is to see you for at least one hour, so i can at least pretend for one moment that you are still the person i fell in love with... will you give that one wish to me dave??? i'm begging you, please make that one wish come true.... because only you can.... i leave in the middle of july.... my aunts driving up here to get me and all my things... i'm not comeing back... ever... i have no reason to, because i have no life here, and i never will... you had my hopes up at one point, but just like everything else in my life that fell through too, so now i'm leaving because i have nothing else to look forward to... and this isn't a guilt trip, and it isn't bitching at you..... it's me simply stateing the truth.... after i move i would like you to deleate me from your friends list..... i don't want any reminders of what i fucked up.... i hope you understand why i'm doing this.... i give up... i'm glad i met you dave... but i wish i never had... and i'm so sorr

Dj Skyler Dawn
HELLO EVERYONE I AM WRITTIN THIS MUMM ABOUT A FRIEND OF MINE. SHE IS A SWEET LADY SHE NOWS HOW TO PARTY HARD. SHE IS SO SWEET SHE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE AND SHE IS A GREAT DJ AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL WELCOME. I AM GLAD THAT I CAN HANGOUT WITH DJ SKYLER DAWN SO IF YOU ARE TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD I AM RECOMEND THAT YOU CHECK HOW MUCH FUN WE HAVE WITH DJ SKYLER DAWN AT GRAND THEFT RADIO LOUNGE AND SHE WOULD LOVE IT WE HAVE ALOT MORE PEOPLE COME AND HANGOUT IN GRAND THEFT RADIO SO IF YOU ARE TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME COME CHECK US OUT HOPE TO SEE YOU IN THERE.

December Kisses
A very sexy lady has the profile name of December Kisses. Stop in and rate her for me please. Any way this is a Poetic poem of an idea for her and her profile. Where oh where are the kisses of my dreams. Is it time for one now. No they are all to be saved for december kisses. In the dark of teh night to the eve of dawns delight. Each and every kiss is special. Cool in the frost of the morning. To ardent delight in the comfort of nights love. Sodream a little dream of kisses in december to find the smiles of love and happiness. Now go throw a snowball at someone and make up with a kiss. Mwauh.

Intoxication
~ WELCOME TO INTOXICATION ~ SIGN UP FOR A STAFF POSITION OR COME IN AND JOIN THE INTOXICATED LOCALS AND GET TOTALLY INTOXICATED!! CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND COME GET YOUR INTOXICATION (repost of original by 'H?llieH?ttie™{President of I.A.R.}~LUV CLUB VP~{Club FAR}' on '2007-08-28 23:17:28')

How Green Are You?
You Are Grass Green Down to earth and a bit of a hippie, you are very into nature and the outdoors. You accept the world and people as they are. You don't try to change things. You are also very comfortable with yourself, flaws and all. Optimistic about the future, you feel like life is always getting better. What Color Green Are You?

Pain
have you ever hurt so much you can't seem to cry wanna snuggle up , and slowly die heard that drum , beatingfast how long can this aching pain last have you ever , cryed so much you fall collapse and hit yourself against a concrete wall felt the blood dripping down still no pain , to this new found

It Sint You
as I stumble my way through this chapter I locate a light off in the distance this bright beacon calls to me it calls with such persistence I cannot ignore it not with its shrill cry the brightness so far ahead could not possibly be you you are walking beside me ~angela bennett 2007

Whatever
whatever happened to the values of it didn't matter where you come be it first or last, all that mattered was that you took part. These days everybody wants to be first, what difference does it make, just because someone is first it doesn't say they are a better person. The person coming in last could and probably is just as good

Birthday Bash
I want to inform everyone of my friends & family members and anyone else that I have a Dear Friend who's Birthday is coming up Sept. 16th in which is throwing a HUGE ASS BASH.... This bash will have a few live bands and tons of alcohol and crazy asses just kickin it with us all PLEASE IF YOUR GOING TO BE IN THE AREA ON THIS DATE COME JOIN US ALL IN CELEBRATING HER BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy Update For Julie
Got word early this morning (9/2) about Julie's recovery from open-heart the other day. They still have her on a machine, but it's only doing about 50% of the work--Julie's heart is doing the rest! This is very good news, but we're still not out of the woods yet. Please keep praying for Julie and her family; they need our thoughts and our strength to get through this. Thanks so much guys.

Sanctimonious Pretentious Dastardly Bastards
That this particular line came up for this particular blog is absolutely perfect in its irony as it applies to so many who are on my mind at the moment. Of course, having the manners that I do, they shall remain nameless. All things considered, it's been an interesting weekend. So much that should have been wasn't...so many things that weren't even thought of reared their ugly heads...people who were supposed to show didn't, and those I didn't plan on running into were narrowly avoided. Another instance, I suppose, of the adage "If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans." It's funny however when you run into someone (or narrowly avoid them), and when later asked about it by a third party you can honestly say that while you may know who and what they are, you don't know them. Especially if they were once part of your most immediate and intimate circle. Funny how those little glitches in the Matrix work, isn't it? As for me, minus the drama that is the Madhouse a

Sad News
My Dearest Pirate Mike Passed from the pain of this world on Wenesday.. the Viewing was Friday. Now I am in Omaha to see another friend thru Major surgery on her back.. So All those who Know Memaw stop by here page and leave a Nice note to help her fell Loved too.. Stay Safe All. And Thanks For the Prayers They Helped me a Lot Just Knowing You all were there with me when I did need you.. Be a Peace.... Dee

2 Months(4 My Soulmate)
Ever since she made that call 2 me i have loved her.The happiness that she has brought 2 me iz unmatched by ne other i have ever felt.My life revolves around her and i live 4 the day we can b 2gether.Very few times can sum1 really say they have found their soulmate but i have.29 years i waited 4 her and now i will never let her go 4 our hearts are now 1 and our love iz always evident.Its the little things she does that i cherrish she makes me laugh and want more of her.Ppl sumtimes get signs when they meet their true love and mines came and hit me like a thunderbolt!Oh how i love her and want 2 b with her always.And now its been 2 months and the love only grows stronger 4 her.I am so happy i was allowed 2 find my soulmate.And when this life of mines is over and another starts a new I will go and wait 2 find her again.Victoria I love U and Always Have And Always Will.*Con Todo Mi Corazon*

I Am A Light...
I am a light. I am bright when others are dark and gloomy. I am warm when others are cold and shy. I shine from within and I am seen by everyone. I don't flicker or change from person to person. My true colors are easy to find. I leave warmth and light with everyone I meet. I will never be dark...I am a light! By: Lucky to be Irish

Americann_vs_asian
I love Women !!! I love all kinds.., !!! But ever since I was a young boy I had an in depth feeling for Asian women. You can ask me why and I can tell you. Because in a very profound way it came about. When I was very young, before, Kennedy,put us in it, we had a friend who would become the most decorated soldier of the Viet Nam War. He had a Korean wife who was looked down upon at my school. Yet my mother took her in and showed them prejudice bitches at the PTA she was a very worthy woman. And she was very beautiful on top of that. I think th So as my years went on, I also went to Nam, and made a few friendships along the way. But I never messed with a women from there. In later years I met a Japaneses mistress of a friend of my mother's and her boyfriend. She had a lot of knowledge of the court sytem as a whole and helped me in court when I got in trouble many years ago. Ever since then I have had a striking alure to women of the Asian decent. And many of them ar

**love For Love**
do you want help getting to the next level? all you need to do you comment 25 of his pictures and i will make sure that you level up NO MATTER WHAT LEVEL YOU ARE AT NOW i will make sur you get to the next one. so... go comment his pix... then let me know when you have and im here to help! :D Silver Blood@ fubar

Only On Fubar
Only on FUBAR can a guy ask for a drink, and end up unable to walk or talk in a matter of seconds!I just wanted to say thanks to those who contibuted to me being a bumbling pile of flesh. I sicerely appreciate the friendship, but would be terrified to actually go drinking with the bunch of you(Kidding) I am up to it anytime Thanks Again The Original ME Not Us

Sweet Caroline
Sweet Caroline Neil Diamond Where it began, I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Oh, wasn't the spring, whooo And spring became the summer Who'd believe you'd come along Hands, touching hands, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good I've been inclined to believe it never would And now I, I look at the night, whooo And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two, oh And when I hurt Hurting runs off my shoulder How can I hurt when holding you Oh, one, touching one, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would Ohhh, sweet Caroline, good times never seem so good

How To Detect A Bad Guy...rule # 1
1.THE SCRUB-Believe it or not,some men resort to the same antics they used in high school to get attention from women.The scrub is harmless for the most part,he may need to be pampered & mothered.He is also a firm believer in throwing a tantrum if he doesn't get his way.

True Friends
True friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart. When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing. True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is found It has profound impact on our well-being, strength, and character. True friendship does not need elaborate gifts Or spectacular events in order to be valuable or valued. To ensure long-lasting quality and satisfaction, True friendship only needs a few key ingredients: Undying loyalty, unmatched understanding, unsurpassed trust, Deep and soulful secrets, and endless sharing. These ingredients, mixed with personality and a sense of humor, Can make a friendship last a lifetime! This is just a thank you, my friend, for all the wonderful and colorful Special ingredients You've brought to my life! Author Unknown

Make Love To Me !!!
This is my desire at the moment. That's what I want at this moment. " To be made love to ." I want you to slowly undress me in soft candlelight. All the while your eyes never leaving me. Your fingers sliding each piece of clothing to the floor, only to return to stroke my newly exposed flesh. I shiver at your touch, so soft, yet I can feel your strength , your desire radiates through my body. I stand before you naked now, you grab my face, and pull me closer looking deeper into my eyes. At this moment, my nakedness means nothing to you. YOU ARE IN A MUCH DEEPER PLACE, MY SOUL. You lay me down on the bed, I feel the cool sheets on my skin which just heightens my senses. You stroke and kiss my body head to toe. My breasts,I can feel your tongue circling each nipple,gently sucking at first, and then feeding from them like a starved infant. I moan as I pull you closer to me. Running my fingers through your hair. You lift your head and look into my eyes. AGAIN YOU LOOK TO MY SOUL. I fee

They Are Just Fubared
I think alerts are f'ed up. I uploaded a couple pics and people tell me they got no alerts. Last week I watched as 7 people gave one pic 10's and it says only 3 rated it. Anyway, if there are any friends who's stuff I've missed seeing, I am sorry! I try to rate and look at everything people post and enjoy most of it but it's hard to do that without alerts.

Drunk
I'm new to this bar and I keep getting lost because I can't seem to see over all these people thats on the dance floor. You can say I'm really enjoying myself. I just wish I would have made my friends tag along. Thankz for all the free drinks and OMG I have to PEE! Oh one more thing before I race off, you guys are always invited at my small little table near the vibrating speakers. I gotta GO!

What Is Your Sign? Make Sure Ur Repost Or U Will Have Bad Luck
True descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: The passionate Lover Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. V • I • R • G • O: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. Gives great ad

Rain Upon The Street Beneath Her Feet
Rain Upon The Street Beneath Her Feet The emonation of The Rain Upon The Street Beneath Her Feet.....takes her back to a painful memory, as certain smells often can. HER ROOM.....as she listens to the silence of the darkness, she knows he will come. Her stomach is sick. "Please God , No" she whispers. Her small hands fumble for her blanket...If only she could vanish into nonexistence. HE FINDS HER...."no father"....her words nullified like her echoing screams. HER MOTHER...abrogated by the codiene coarsing in her veins. The blood of her lost innocense, egresses down her limbs, adding to the stains on the sheet, filled with HER tears, HER pride, and HER dignity. His nervous hands hang the sheet along the clothes line....as the rain washes HER away...the sun comes, and she will evaporate...only to fall again....in THE RAIN UPON THE STREET BENEATH HER FEET.

Summer Ebbing Into Fall
Summer has been eventful for me..... 1. Biotechnology Program -- I attended ACC's fasttrack program this summer. A very intense program whereby we had 5-1/2 weeks of classes for 3 full days each week, then later had 5-1/2 weeks of nearly 40 hrs/wk internship at many Biotech type locations. Mine was held at the Texas Department of Health. It was an invaluable learning experience and I would love to consider it for a career option; however, the market for Biotech personnel, on the whole in this area, require a degree in Science already. My degree is in Criminal Justice, but they would prefer a degree with more of a forensic approach to it, if in Criminal Justice. Therefore, I am looking to attend more classes in the Spring (preferrably online), perhaps, if I get a Scholarship to do so. 2. Granddaughter -- This summer my granddaughter was born. She is absolutely beautiful and growing slowly but surely. Well, that isn't exactly true as she is outside of the growth percentile range, b

Happiness!
I bought my first real corset Sunday night. I managed to find one for less than $200.00. I'm so proud of myself. To bad this blog doesn't allow images, that I can tell, or I'd put a picture of it up. Guess I'll just have to wait until I get it and take pictures then. It's for my pirate costume. I have a pirate party on October 20th I am so stoked about. Texas Renfest should be the shit this year. Lets see, the costume will consist of the corset - black satin w/ steel boning - and the lace up sleeves to match, black lace up pants, thigh high boots (without heels because I'm not that much of a masochist), a green sash, leather belt, dagger, and bullwhip. There may or may not be a hat - musketeer style with green plumes - but I will have my cloak with me in case it is cold. Ok, back to work, if you can call it that. Ugghh.

Gonna Piss Someone Off
I am in no way making light of the events that took place on 09.11.01 but I gotta get this off my chest. The morning of the attack I was awake and watching TV, and its what I was watching that brings me to my point. To this day on September eleventh I am reminded of MONKEYBONE So here is the task at hand for you all. Tell me the most wildly inappropriate thing that you think of and the event that triggers this thought

Hmmm No One Wants This Blast..im Shocked!
HOT TUNES & FUN PEOPLE ,COME JOIN THE PARTY ,WE'D LOVE TO SEE YA :) Where The Party Never Stops THE 1000TH MEMBER WILL RECIEVE A 1 DAY BLAST COMPLIMENTS OF CLUB FANTASIA! ARE YOU UP FOR THE CHALLENGE? GIVE IT A SHOT ITS AN EASY BLAST!! GOOD LUCK FROM STAFF AND CURRENT MEMBERS OF CLUB FANTASIA

Take A Minute To Read This! It Could Save A Life!
I received this from my dear friend Rita, I know I have done a few of these things on occasion,, But I'll think twice about it again!! Crucial Because of recent abductions in daylight hours,refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation... This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 crucial tips , forward them to someone you care about. It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do : The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM Toss it away from you.... chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick

How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies", he responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!"

My 1st Blog Entry!
Hello unpredictable chaotic brainwashed world! I decided to actually try a blog on here. It's a bit different than other places... still I prefer my usually blogland areas. It's a good feature here I suppose, although I doubt I'll ever even use it!

The Ambulance Ride Was Cool!
I was at work yesterday when I began to get a dull pain in my gut. Started out small, but by closing time, it had increased in intensity. I decided to stop off at the Urgent Care Clinic on my way home. Well, it turns out I had a Gall Bladder attack. I also have a Urinary Tract Infection AND an outer Ear infection!! Since I drove myself to the doctor, they couldn't give me anything narcotic for the pain, so they gave me an OTC shot of something. Immediately following that shot, my pain level increased from a 6 to an 9!! The only thing left for them to do was give me the narcotic, and send me to the ER in an ambulance. By time the EMT's got there, the drug had kicked in and I was flying high!! The 2 EMT's were very nice and I think they rather enjoyed delivering a happy, high patient to the hospital, for a change! Anywayzzz, To make a long story short, (lol too late), I'm fine but feelin a little poorly. I will live though! lol I have 3 prescriptions sitting in front of me. An a

True Love
I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone but i can tell you what it is for me love is knowing all about someone and still wanting to be with them more than any other person love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself including the things you might be ashamed of love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you.

Sexy Tat Contest
im in a sexy tat contest if could please come by and show some luve it would be much appreciate.. rate the picture cuz its worth 10 comment and drop some comments just follow the picture and do what you do best love and kisses

Handy Man
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You'd Better !!!!
Hey my good friends ... Please lend a hand to my great friend Tattooed Beauty she is in a contest .. All help appreciated so please pop along for a while and bomb bomb bomb my wonderful friend :-D :-D Go Go Go .... Weeeeeeeeee ... Bang Bang :-D

Internal Cry
An unborn heart Already torn By a condom That was not worn A young life that has turned to death Before its first external breath There you stand guilt free Look what we've done Can't you see **copyrightd 1990 Written by BinnieBluEyes

Amputation
Amputation of Self Whittling away at oneself in a dream state is not unusual. Many people find themselves acquiring different forms of handicaps in dreams. Often, these can be associated with perceived physical weaknesses or self-destructive psychological patterns. The reason for the dream amputation, method of amputation, and anxiety caused by the amputation should all be given some thought. The result in the dreamer's life as far as inconvenience or further liberation deserves attention as well. Also, the dreamer should give consideration to the role of the amputated body part in waking life. Amputation can also have a religious, moral, or ethical connotation pertaining to behavior. Followers of some sects view their bodies as their own worst enemies in terms of the ability to adhere to particular social or religious codes. Christians, for example, believe the words of Jesus when he stated that it was better to chop off one's own hand and enter Heaven than to send the body to c

Entry For September 17,2007
Greetings my friends, This is Davidalynne here.I just know I'll make some new friends here @ fubar.I have seen some sexy females that I would love to know.I am a party gurl.Talk to you all later. Hugs and Kisses, Davidalynne

Device
conciever of thoughts that drive me seeking some substance to get me through your once accomplished device is breaking in my hands shaking pieces scattered in my head lying awake am i a mistake? i am your fallen flattery. is it the end? will it be? cant it be? your once accomplished device is what u still demand no longer can u take away from me what ive held, it belongs to me ive taken it away.forever.for eternity. your once accomplished device is broken in my hands.

Woohoo I Got A Date!!!
YES!!!! Finally!!! I have been flirting with a girl I work with and she asked me to go to lunch with her tommorow.. I SOOOO hope things go well.. I ran into another girl I haven't seen for a while and she told me where she works and to come see her.. This could finaly be my luck turning.. I doubt it, but what the hell.. Maybe!!!

One More Day....
Only one more day of reports, and meetings and perhaps tomorrow I can take a breather. I had another late night meeting last night and up at 4 am today to get into the mood to head back to work for even more reports to prepare and another late night meeting tonight. But, I do get to have a Rotary meeting with my husband today. I do love going to his Rotary meetings. Nice lunches are provided. And the other members of the Rotary Club sure do love to flirt. My husband loves it. He just gives me an approving smile when he sees me talking to other members of his club. They try to act so professional but I can see the guys scanning their eyes all over me as they try to carry on an intelligent conversation. It can be so comical sometimes. Hmmmmmm... which top should I wear today?

Its Never To Late
Its never too late to tell someone you care Its never too late to tell someone your there Its never too late to give someone a hug Its never too late to give someone a kiss Its never too late to find a lost friend Its never too late to tell someone you love them Its never too late to do anything at all

My Last Words To You
Driving down a lonely road No where to go, nothing to do My mind wandering away Trailing on thoughts of you Lights flash by, blurring my vision And I slowly trail over the line A horn sounds, then a loud crash is heard And the fault of it all is mine People screaming, sirens blaring Men in white carrying me away And once again, I trail away Maybe this time it's a place I can stay Eyes close, men scream They try desperately to keep me stable My heart beat is erratic now And they do all that they're able But somewhere along that lonely road I hear the call of Death in my head And my eyes close as I drift away But suddenly I awake in a bed Machines beeping, liquids flowing, Tubes trailing in and out of my veins Pain shooting through every nerve And me hoping I can move at all again A doctor notices I'm awake He asks me if I can speak at all I open my mouth to say yes But my words just flow out and fall He nods and smiles reassuringly And tries to

Love Is...
Love is being happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the person when they are sad being together in good times Love is the source of strength Love is being honest with yourself at all times being honest with the other person at all times telling, listening, respecting the truth, and never pretending Love is the source of reality Love is an understanding that is so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person accepting the other person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else Love is the source of unity Love is the freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person the growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another indvidual Love is the source of success Love is the excitement of palnning things together the excitement of doing things

Wtf??
Date: Sat, 22 Sep 2007 13:19:04 -0700 (PDT) From: Size: 994 B To: cjhooker@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again.

You Know You're Grom Jersey When...
To all my Jersey gals and guys, I think you will agree with this list! You know you're from New Jersey if: 1. You don't think of fruit when people mention "The Oranges." 2. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags. 3. A good, quick breakfast is a hard roll with butter. 4. You have known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. 5. Have eaten at a Diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m. 6. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen and know the town Jon Bon Jovi is from. 7. Know what a "jug handle" is. 8. Know that WaWa is a convenience store. 9. You NEVER, NEVER pump your own gas. 10. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And it's a Sub, not a submarine sandwich or worse yet, a hoagie, a hero, or a grinder. 11. You know how to properly navigate a Circle. 12. You knew that the above sentence had to do with driving. 13. You know that this is the only "New" state

Stay
i been sittin' here staring at the clock on the wall and i been layin here praying praying she won't call it's just another call from home and you'll get it and be gone and i'll be crying and i'll be beggin you baby beg you not to leave but i'll be left here waiting with my heart on my sleeve oh for the next time we'll be here seems like a million years and i think i'm dying what do i have to do to make you see she can't love you like me why dont you stay im down on my knees im so tired of being lonely don't i give you what you need when she calls you will go there is one thing you should know we dont have to live this way baby why dont you stay you keep telling me baby there will come a time when you will leave her arms and forever be in mine but i don't think that's the truth and i don't like being used and i'm tired of waiting it's too much pain to have to bare to love a man you have to share why dont you stay im down on my knees im s

Fantasy Fulfilled
Pretending to be your call-girl one night, I come around looking just right, To your front door in my spike-healed boots, Anxious to see if the outfit suits. Taking your time as not to tear paper, You lift my skirt then say "wait here." On go the lights of the Christmas tree, Back you come to unwrapping me. Tripping towards the window chair, Cars driving by catch a stare, At you parting my thighs wide with your knees, Me arching back with a need to please. Down before me then you drop, All hurriedness seems to stop, Tracing edges with your nose, Savoring fragrance, eyes sweetly closed. And on my mouth there forms a grin, Petals caressed with bare chin, Sighing resumes, as you lick with leisure, A cone full of your favorite flavor. Not content with petting for long, Like a cat the urge too strong, Purring starts a reverie, Lips melting with sweet honey. Fingers used to stir the flow, Knowing you like watching the s

A Guy Who Leaves A Girl Who Wont Have Sex With Him
This is what has been on my mind for the past week and I thought I’d share this with you all. I know this guy won’t read this because he decided he would pretty much delete me off of everything but I hope this will affect somebody in a good way and that somebody might take something good away from this section of my life. A week ago I decided that I would meet somebody from the internet, something I thought I would never do, but I talked to this guy for a little bit and he seemed like a genuinely good guy and quite attractive so I went for it. His name is Alex and he was simply amazing, seriously, too good to be true. He acted like he wanted to be with me and told me cute little things that made me feel special. Although I did find some things I didn’t really like about him, but everybody has something that they do not really like or agree with about the person they like, you’re always going to have some sort of difference. Here Is one…he sort of has this other personality, except n

Bank Account
Bank Account A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged .... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided t

The Aftermath
For those of you that don't know this, i'm going to be perfectly candid. I seperated from my 13.5 year relationship this year. I have been finding it very hard to deal with the everyday stresses of trying to support my 13 year old daughter on my own as her father is not living up to his responsibilities. The reason that i'm wearing my heart on my sleeve today in a sense is that over the next few weeks I will be dealing with all of these issues as I now have to go through mediation with him to set up access and support through the courts here. In saying this I just wanted to let everyone know as I may not be in the best of moods and if I happen to be short with someone or not available for chat this is the reason. I didn't want my friends, fans, and family to think that I was ignoring them or being rude. I just need some time now to get my affairs regarding my daughter in order..if you see me on and my status is set to online or some generic one on here then I will be available for

Do You Suffer From A.a.i.?
Do you suffer from A.A.I.? Are you one of the few americans who has been diagnosed with this terrible disease? A.A.I. is a condition for which there is no cure. It is a lifelong affliction. But fortunately it's not fatal. I, like most of you, was unaware that I suffered from A.A.I. until it was too late. This disease hides itself in the frontal lobe where it attaches to the brain tissue. It does not manifest itself until adulthood. And then it strikes. You begin having delusions about the world around you. You begin to wonder if your distorted view of the world and those around you is shared by others or are you completely alone in your thoughts. It used to be that the policy makers had your best interests at heart, but they now seem to be out for themselves. It used to be that you could talk to people and they would understand you, but now they just look at you with a glassy eyed stare. And it used to be that you believed everything that was broadcast on the nightly news,

Despair - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The worst, the World can wreak on me--the worst That can make Life indifferent, yet disturb With whisper'd Discontents the dying prayer-- I have beheld the whole of all, wherein My Heart had any interest in this Life, To be disrent and torn from off my Hopes That nothing now is left. Why then live on ? That Hostage, which the world had in it's keeping Given by me as a Pledge that I would live-- That Hope of Her, say rather, that pure Faith In her fix'd Love, which held me to keep truce With the Tyranny of Life--is gone ah ! whither ? What boots it to reply ? 'tis gone ! and now Well may I break this Pact, this League of Blood That ties me to myself--and break I shall !

Is It Really That Hard?
You know I am so depressed with something i saw today.. I ask a friend of mine to get on here and sad to say she did and because she is not what most consider to be "beautiful" noone has really even taken the time to befriend her. I dont understand it at all. It almost makes me want to leave this site... someone does not have to be beautiful in the worlds eyes for anyone to make them a friend and just say hi every now and then.. sad sad sad day for me for i am understanding what the world is really about....

Offshoring Of Tech Jobs
Ok everyone... this is my first ever blog, and I think I screwed up a few things figuring this out. Anyway, here I go ... It's after noon now and I really needed to be asleep 3 hours ago. There is an email that is supposed to be coming out at work today announcing some bad newws regarding some offshoring of (a currentlly unknown percentage) our current accounts. I won't go into detail as it is really not your problem, and I'm not asking for advice. I just feel the need to send some well wishes out to a few people that believe they will be effected by it. So, if it please my lady on this morn of the full moon, I ask you to watch over those in my thoughts today. And I'll keep my fingers crossed as well, just in case :) Good luck everyone!

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Doctor Who: The Sound Of Drums - Tonight At 8/7c On Sci Fi
The Sound of Drums- Friday September 28th at 8:00pm E/P, encore at 1:00am E/P on Sci Fi Channel. The Doctor, Martha and Captain Jack return to London as Harold Saxon becomes Prime Minister, and his reign of terror begins. This is only the start of his ambitions, however, as he announces mankind's first contact with an alien race, the Toclafane. An audacious plan, spanning the whole of time and space, begins to close around the Earth. John Barrowman (Torchwood) and John Simm (Life on Mars) guest star.

Update - Good News!
My dad is fine. He ended up with a quadruple bypass on his heart. He is doing very well. I won't be on a lot over the weekend as my daughter is home for a visit. I'll also be going back and forth to the hospital the next 4 days or so. I'll try to check in now and then.

Missing My Daughter
I am just sitting here thinking of my daughter. She was such a beautiful girl and I miss her so very very much. She was killed by a drunk driver 16 years ago and I still have a hard time. I was a young and foolish kid when she was born and I was a terrible father. I wish I could have spent more time with her. Rebecca had the most beautiful brown eyes you have ever seen, her smile would light up the room and make you just beam with pride. I miss you baby and I hope you know that. If I could I would have been a better father, I was just so foolish. Please forgive me. Please know that I miss you and I think about you every day and I am sorry. With all my heart and love I miss you becs. Your loving father, Shane

Come On Seahawks
Today we are playing my other favorite team...the San Francisco 49ers. My husband and his family are from San Jose and he grew up in an 100% 49er family. But since we moved to the Pacific Northwest we adopted the Seahawks as our HOME team. So... today is going to be strange cheering for the Seahawks when I know that deep inside of my husband he will also be cheering for Frank Gore and Alex Smith too. Should be an interesting family environment today.

Erase Racism
ERASE RACISM! A BLACK DUDE WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY BLACK ONE THERE AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE DUDE SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE DUDE SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE AINT ALLOWED IN HERE" . THE BLACK DUDE REPLIED... "WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK. BUT YOU MATE... WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN "PURPLE." "AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED" THE BLACK DUDE TURNED BACK AROUND AND THE WHITE DUDE WALKED AWAY. COPY THIS INTO YOUR BLOG AND HELP ERASE RACISM

I Miss You
I cherish every moment we have together even its only a few minutes. Words cannot express how I feel for you It feels like my world becomes bigger when you are around And, when you left, the world gets smaller I am back to the little room that I sat in, all my life. I wish upon the stars, that I can have you by my side now, I wish i can once again gaze into your eyes, to smile at your face, and embrace you tenderly, and whisper into you ears, I love you I tried to sleep, I couldnt sleep, all I can think about is you, carassing my long hair, kissing me with your gentle lips, pulling me close and whisper sweetness into my ears telling me without a doubt, your love for me will never change. I tried to work I couldnt work, all my mind is about you your gentle smile, warms my heart holding my hand,cross your heart telling me without a doubt, your heart is all mine. Its something about you, that makes my heart yearn for you, you steal my heart away,

Someone Rated My Photo A "1"-so I Asked Them Why
and they said this: your ugly the picture is poor quilty my choice get over it AND I ASK THIS-WTF IS A 'QUILTY'--IS IT A QUILT THAT'S NOT INNOCENT? scuse me--i'm gonna rate this person all 10's!

God's Quality Assurance Test
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions. 1. How did you find out about God? Newspaper Bible Torah Book of Mormon Koran Other Book Television Divine Inspiration Word of mouth Dead Sea scrolls My mama done tol' me Near Death Experience National Public Radio Tabloid Burning Shrubbery Who? Other (specify): 2. Which model God did you acquire? Yahweh Jehovah Allah Just plain God Krishna Father, Son & Holy Ghost (Trinity Pak) Zeus and entourage (Olympus Pak) Odin and entourage (Valhalla Pak) Gaia/Mother Earth/Mother Nature None of the above; I was taken in by a false god 3. Did your God come to you un

Rediscovering Riot Grrrl
Ok...so i am doing this zine with psychic_surgery / jethrablack about Riot Grrl & how it affected(saved) my life .... & i''ve been thinking a lot about how i am now compared to the person i used to be. i have changed in so many ways. listening to RG music when i was younger made me a stronger person at a time in my life where i felt weak & powerless...it gave me something to believe in. & while i went thru different music phases-->ska,pop punk,emo, & most recently rockabilly & psychobilly--i still listened to riot grrrl. but after awhile i lost interest. i dunno how that happened. i still dragged out my old records & listened to them every once in awhile but like i mentioned in my post yesterday--i stopped ordering from KRS & Chainsaw & just got outta the loop when it came to RG music. i still got awesome mixes from people with kickass riot grrrl music but never purchased any new music from these bands myself....which sucks cos i know i missed out & now i gotta catch up!!! i'm

At Work Nothing Is What You Think!
I work in an adult retail store and people that have known me for years always act like it is a bad deal. They all accept it but are a bit concerned about me. I just want to let it be known that there is not normal people that come in and I have not met a stalker as of date. I also think I could handle myself if needed. I love my job! I get to meet alot of people that are open minded like myself. I also get to meet pornstars and check out toys and know the differences between alot of things of enhancement. My job is also very exciting in the fact that it also has made me more aware of my needs. I think people hear the words porn store and get freaked out or intimidated, well where I work we keep it clean, put batteries in products for customers (so they know what they are taking home, lol), and treat everybody with respect.

For The Ladies --->men!
okay guys... these are just silly jokes so don't take them personal... Men are like... laxatives - they irritate the shit out of you. Men are like... bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like... weather - nothing can be done to change them. Men are like... blenders - you need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like... chocolate bars - sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like... commercials - you can't believe a word they say. Men are like... department stores - their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like... government bonds - they take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like... mascara - they usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like... popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like... snowstorms - you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like... lava lamps - fun to look at, but not very bright.

Accommodating April
Accommodating April by jaybare © Standing in front of the mirror, Jason opened his robe. His recent weight gain had rounded his stomach, just enough to sag a little on his hip bones. He ran one of his hands through his chest hair, and across his stomach, patting it lightly. Shrugging off the robe, he turned in profile and flexed his buttocks. He admired their shape and strong dimples. Lightly caressing them, his hands rounded his thighs and reached the front, stopping just short of touching his thick penis that was already turning hard. He looked down at his dangling member, grateful for its fullness and length. Even soft he was impressively sized. Even more impressive was April and how easily and readily she accommodated him. He let one hand graze his balls, squeezing lightly while the other wrapped around his cock (April's husky voice in his head, she says it better) and tugged lightly, his fingers lingering over the head, one digit stroking that sweet spot over and over, the

Adonis Aquired
Adonis Aquired by 75corner © I do not know why I did it. It just seemed to happen, like I was floating under some spell. One moment I was chatting with my girlfriends and the next he was next to me, leaning across the bar to pick up his drink. I met his crystal blue eyes, he smiled at me and now... Now we were at his apartment, this man I had just met, in his bed, his fingertips gliding lightly over my nipples, his hands firmly grasping my breasts. I gasped as his lips touched me there, sucking my nipple into his mouth. He squeezed my breasts more tightly, bunching them together so that he could flick his tongue back and forth between them. I held him tightly, pushing his head into my bosom. I reveled in the feel of his hot, naked body against mine and breathed in deep, ragged breaths. My Adonis left my breasts, trailing his tongue down my cleavage, to my stomach and gently licked my bellybutton. He continued further, grazing my sparse bush, then kissed my clitoris.

Ally Cats
Ally Cats by takerslover © His body collides into yours, crushing you between him and the brick wall. The sound of the club's rear entrance door slamming shut is drowned by his growls and your moans. The dumpsters hide you from view of the street, but the light overhead... You feel his hand moving above you and a moment later you're plunged into darkness. His hand returns to your body, groping your breasts through the thin silk covering them. The softness of the fabric against your nipples makes them painfully sensitive and he takes full advantage of it, pinching them and rolling them between his fingers, eliciting moans of pleasure from you. During this assault, he captures your mouth with his, swallowing your moans as if they were life giving water. Your hands unwound from his thick neck and slide over his chest. You easily unbutton the front of his shirt and let your hands roam over his bare flesh. You can feel his muscles dance beneath your touch. He's so strong, so powerful

Itchy
Introduction Ever had an itch you just couldn't satisfy? Maybe you'll relate to this poem. ITCHY An itch to be scratched - A lust unmatched - An empty bed - "Let's go!" she said. And on the summer's afternoon we loved until we saw the moon. Exhausted, laying there exposed upon my belly, I proposed she scratch my back to top it off - and soon she did, so soft, so soft. Nails as sharp as 'Wiltshires' creep like slugs upon a compost heap across my sweaty skin until I feel an itch she can't quite kill. "Just up a bit." She hears me say. "Down a bit...the other way. Up a tad. You've gone askew. Slide across a touch or two. A little harder. Damn it! Swat it! Keep going, yes, you've almost got it. Listen woman, can't you tell. You're nowhere near it. Bloody Hell!” I fling my body in the air and land atop the carpet bare Grinding hard upon my back searching for a pointy tac to give me what I really need - a decent scratch that makes me bleed Bew

The Cherry Chase ~~ Hosted By ~~heartistic Soul~~
Have you seen the Cherry Chase????? This is a great contest being hosted by one of our own Wicked Storm Members ~~Heartistic Soul~~ If your not a Wicked Storm Member -Come by pick your self a favorite, you might even win a small prize just for rating and commenting! If you are a Storm Member help promote and make this contest awesome, by meeting and greeting, giving small gifts and you will recieve an animated WSC tag made by Heartistic Soul, just send her your picture and let her know your favorite color. Sweet Deal Huh? Here are the links, happy commenting, happy contesting, happy promoting!! ~~Heartistic Soul~~ ~~Christina~~ ~~KayKay~~ ~~DJ SweetZ~~

Beauty Within
As we seek the peace in our souls...It's always good to remember a very simple prayer... It's so easy to loose sight of what's important and try to change things in our own world's and others. It's never easy to get past what has happened in our lives good or bad, and somedays it just seems impossible... You are a gift... Your personality defines who YOU are and your actions who You WANT to be... Embrace the wonderful person you are and enjoy life day by day... count your blessings and know that You are Beautiful in your own unique way.

No Cheating
you must read all the way through! NO CHEATING! mom calls the husband a 'bastard' and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to the

Fallen Hero
Fallen heroes across the land Brace hearts held in their hand Lie in bed late at night a phoen call comes that causes fright "It's time you come, we need you round." he drops the phone anc falls to the ground. tears stream down his young face as he packs to leave this place so young and sweet, innocent and pure, ready to fight as he leaves for war. he heads to the room of his little girl knowing that she's his entire world. kisses her forehead and walks away goes to the couch where his life lay he wakes her up to say goodbye, "Take care of Sapphire if I die." he turns to leave and walks out the door as he watches his wife fall to the floor. Two weeks later, she watches the screen searching for his name, it is finally seen under fallen soldiers that have faced their fate he was named a hero, as he walks inside heavens gate.

Why M Arried Couples Don't Have Sex.........
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up a

Oh Damn Look Here
HELLO....FRIENDS...BOMBERS...2ND ALARM HOTTIES... CONTEST STARTS AT 4PM EAST COAST TIME!!!! I AM YET ONCE AGAIN IN A CONTEST...YES THIS ONE IS BIG AND IM REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY GONNA NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS ONE! I AM GOING AGAINST 19 OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE PRIZES. I HAVENT DONE A CONTEST IN A VERY LONG TIME SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A SHOT AND HAVE FUN WITH IT. SO IF YOU COULD PLEASE COMMENT BOMB ME(NO LIMIT) AND RATE ME ALSO OKAY CUZ RATES DO COUNT. ALSO PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD TO HELP ME OUT AND JUST DO WHAT YOU CAN. THANKS SOOOO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP!!! CLICK HERE FOR THE CONTEST!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXO

The 45 Things
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t

Burning Calories
Rough Sex Facts...I didn't want to risk not posting it!! Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................

Drunken Chicken
1 (3-pound) chicken Seasoned salt House seasoning, recipe follows 1 (12-ounce) can beer 1 sprig rosemary Preheat a charcoal grill over high heat. When the coals are hot and glowing, carefully push them over to the sides of the grill, leaving an open space in the middle of the grill. Wash and drain chicken. Coat the chicken inside and out with seasoned salt and House Seasoning. Open the can of beer and carefully insert a sprig of rosemary. Then, place the beer can into the body cavity starting at the rear of the chicken. Carefully place the chicken on the center of the grill, facing 1 of the banks of the coals, making sure not to spill the beer. Cover the grill and cook until chicken is done, approximately 45 minutes to 1 hour, turning the chicken as necessary. The chicken is done when the juice runs clear. Serve chicken with favorite BBQ sides. House Seasoning: 1 cup salt 1/4 cup black pepper 1/4 cup garlic powder Mix ingredients together and store in an airtight conta

A Poem About The Dragon
A Poem about the Dragon I am an unquenchable fire, The center of all energy, The stout heroic heart. I am truth and light, I hold power and glory in my sway. My presence Disperses dark clouds. I have been chosen To tame the Fates. I AM THE DRAGON

Omg
OKAY I HAD GONE ALMOST A FULL 24 HOURS WITH NO SLEEP.. I AM TRYING TO WORK FITZ, RETTA, AND BREAK THE RECORD AT THE SAME TIME.. I JUST GOT ON LINE 10 MINUTES AGO TO A MILLION MESSAGES SAYING FITZ IS IN TROUBLE.. I NEED TO KNOW HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE? I NEED TO KNOW IF HE LOST HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE? I'M COMING OUT MY SKIN RIGHT NOW AND I DONT CARE WHO GETS PISSED OFF AT THIS BLOG.. WE HAVE ENOUGH MAN POWER TO WIN THAT CONTEST DANCING ON OUR HEADS.. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ANY ONE OF OUR POSSE COULD HAVE BEEN DOING IF ON FUBAR DURING HIS CONTEST WOULD BE DOING WHATEVER WAS IN THEIR POWER TO INSURE HIM THE WIN. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES FOR YOUR CONTSTS.. I HAVE TO SLEEP SOMETIME AND IF I LEAVE DO TO MAYBE EFFING EATING OR SLEEPING THAT SHOULD NOT MAKE AN IMPACT SUCH AS A LOSS... I MOVED 150,000 POINTS TWORD MY RECORD BREAKING LAST NIGHT, I HAVE RETTA IN A STRONG LEAD AT 5,000 AND FITZ AT A 1200 LEAD WHEN I COULDNT EVEN STAY AWAKE TO FINISH LOADING STASH.. I WAS PASSING OUT IN

I Got Layed!
I have been Layed, thank gods, and by the guy, that I love, not your cute crap. No loved, I always wantd to take his virginaty... though that would make things even more weird since me and his younger brother and I lost our virginaty's to each other... Hey at least I can't screw the last brother, he's now a happily married man. Horray! I have bruses.. I made the wolfy in the boy come back out... it wasn't my fault he grabed me and threw me on top of him, I wasn't going to just let him go... so I nibbled and... more tommorrow.. sleep now.

They Need Some Spanking !!!!!!!!
THESE PEOPLE ARE GREAT TO EVERY ONE THEY HELPED ALL AND NOW THEY NEED YOU TO HELP THEM TO LEVEL UP. CAN YOU PLEASE HELP OUT AND SHOW THEM LOVE???? AND ALL THE LOVE WILL BE RETURN.... COME ON GO AND HIT THEIR PAGES HARD CAUSE THEY ARE GONNA ENJOY IT VERY MUCH!! LOVE TO ALL WildCat Ü§ ÃRĦY ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. (21B) ÊÑGÏÑÊÊR§'s4,236 ÄRÌÈL ÄÐÐÌÇŦÈÐ ĦÈĦßÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ19,693 Ã£ÊX1987 ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.27,042 GHOST RIDER ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. & SECURITY FOR WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ £ÖÚÑGÈ۞39,484

Distant Love
Did you ever say I love you And the breeze took your words away Did you feel them as they lingered Then slowly drifted on their way Did they journey long, searching for The distant love you hoped they’d find Was someone out there listening For words from heart and mind Did you ever hear I love you As the wind blew through the trees Closed your eyes and felt them there As they came quietly in the breeze Did you ever say I love you And hear it whispered in return Feeling your distant love beside you And the desire within you burn Did you ever see I love you Floating quietly to you with ease Wandering peacefully there beside you Comes I love you in the breeze

The Saga Of Angie-chapter 5 Childish And Petty
Ok, it's been a few days since I wrote about Angie. It's not that there isn't anything to tell. Where Angie is concerned, there's always much to tell-I just haven't had the energy to talk about her. I mean, really, hate and anger is time-consuming and draining. Something is happening in her life, and we're all speculating, but no one will tell us what's going on. Not that I'm extremely concerned about her foul life, but I want to know so that I can mock her and feel superior. LOL. Yeah, I know it's terrible, but she brings out the worst in me! I feed my anger with a daily dose of mockery, disdain, suspicion, and antagonism. Yeah, I know that this is a childish and foolish endeavor. I understand that letting someone get to me only hurts me, but it is so deliciously wicked to hold on to these feelings. Now…what could be going on in her life? I "heard" she told HR she needs money right away…maybe to bail out her trifling husband. Of course, we looked online to see if he

I Ask Myself
i ask myself is it worth what you put yourself through all the time just to be happy with the person you love but he does not love you back . tell yourself that and think . hummmmmmmmm i feel my life would not be nothing it i did not have you in it . so come on baby open your doors to your heart and let me in . so we can share are love together and become one life and be happy for the rest of are lifes . and are heart are to stay open at all time .. as the kids grow older are love is still growning deep in love . done by christine

Youze A Hooooooo(yes You)
Just sittin at the computer desk mindin my own buisness when the phone rings.... Dont all good stories start off with something similar? "Hello!" I answer in my ever cheerful gay phone voice "Is this Marleena?"(he said some fuckin name that was wierd I cant remember what the fuck it fuckin was) "Nope-You got the wrong number guy" "Well,,uh...uhm,..Well whos this?" "What?You called me dude" "Do you know an Angie?Someone been talkin to my wife Angie?" "Nah,son..I dont even recognize the area code or number.." "Well someones been talkin to my fuckin wife Angie!..Talked to my wife for 40 fuckin minutes!!"(He said all angry yelly) "Dude,..(I said all dry) I dont even know what your talkin about man" Then he said all calmly-"Well,you need to check your phone bill"- and hung up Good Times. Any time you meet a payment. Good Times. Any time you need a friend. Good Times. Any time you're out from under. Not getting hastled, not getting hustled. K

Looking For Something Check This
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bomber Family Are you new on Fubar and unsure what a bombing family does? Have you gotten into a contest and have no one to help you to win,or even place? Come join a family who will stand behind you in every way,help you in your contest,and just show you a good time with friendly people. Yes,there are rules,but every family has them... these aren't harsh,are made with practicality and reason,so what are you waiting for???? COME JOIN US !!!!!!!!! I am the Owner of this family Corky1952 This is our Founder SweetBaby this is the home page

I May Not Be Online For A Lil While. . . .
Just letting everyone know that I may not be online for a few days. I'm trying to get through this rough patch. I'll update everyone and let you know what all is going on when I get back online. I'm not sure what's going to happen. I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm trying to get better, but it's been a really tough road for me to go down. If you want to know more before I come home you can try to get in touch with my husband and talk to him if you want. If you don't know how to reach him, then you're best bet is to wait until I get back online and I'll update you when I can.

The Bond Between A Mother & Her Daughter
The bond between a mother and daughter is the most precious gift of all. It is this unexplainable most fulfilling feeling that only 'that' mother and daughter can share. A mother should never feel they have to stop protecting their daughter. Of course they must let them make their own decisions and let them grow as an individual, but they must never stop protecting or being a guide for their life. A mother knows their daughter best.. and knows what's best for their happiness. No matter how old that daughter is she will always be her mother's baby, sister, and best friend. And never forget, a daughter, will always want to be her mother's baby, sister, and best friend. No matter what may occur, a daughter never wants her mom to stop being that guide. We will always need our moms; no matter how old we are.

Family List
I am redoing my family list so I can get the people I talk to or want to keep track of on it....if you are on it and get removed, you need to talk to me more, if you get added, know that you are loved:D By the way, I'm actually kind of digging the new mumm format....Its nice to get the comments from the people I actually want them from:D Plus, I can now vote on my friends mumms, because they don't have to mark them all NSFW....sorry, but there is a little point whore in all of us:D

Ugly Babies???!!!
I was at a church regional conference yesterday and my husband and I found ourselves sitting behind a young family with only one baby. The baby was in the crib being nestled by mommy from time to time,so we didn't think too much about it and kept on listening to the conference. After quite a while we turned back,not meaning to even look or anything,in fact,we were actually trying to scan the room hoping to see the bishop, since we needed an appointment with him...to our surprise the baby was now in the arms of beautiful mommy and.....AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH it was the ugliest baby I ever ever saw!!!!!!! no kidding,who ever knows me on fubar,also knows I love babies and , for as much as an "downrater" as I am, I never rate babies or children less than 10 on here :s I whispered to him in surprise and....more of a surprise that baby was looking me straight in the eyes :o hopefully that did not take 10 yrs off of my life ,oh my goooodddddnneeeeessssssssss that should take away my ba

~~~those Steal Bars~~~
Those Steal Bars As the steal bars confine you so does the loneliness confine me. I have yet to feel your heart beating as i sit and think of what it was like when i had you in my arms at night. As the steal bars confine you my heart cry's our for your very touch i lay awake at night thinking that you and i will together once more. Those steal bars may hold you in but in my dreams you still seem to be where i met you once before. at that gazebo of new found love we both felt for one another. Please tell me that i'll have you tell me that you'll never leave me no more. why do we part and then my tears begin again when you leave my side. How do i go on when you tell me that you have to go again When will me hurting st

New Device
A woman and her new husband were about to go to the hospital, so the woman could deliver her first child. Before she was going to have the baby, the doctor said, "We have invented a new device that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father of the baby. Would you like to try it?" The husband and wife decided to give it a try. When the wife first went into labor, the doctor gave the husband 20% of the pain. He told the doctor that he felt fine, and was ready to take at least 50% of the pain. The labor continued and the husband offered to take 100% of the pain. The wife was so happy because she had such a wonderful and generous husband, and also a new beautiful baby girl. Unfortunately, she thought nothing could ruin her day, until she came home and found the Mailman lying dead on the front porch.

Catch Me I'm Falling....
"Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be." The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 22, spoken by the character Holden Caulfield REL

I Dont Wanna Grow Up
ever reach that point where you juswt want to explode?? Im sure you have....nothing is wrong but nothing is right either...you just want to run away for a couple of days and escape lifes harsh realities?? laughing because you remember what your parents said when u were a kid "u got it easy right now" Ever just wanna let loose and be a kid again??? when the most minescule thing like you and a friend got into a fight was the worst thing that could happen....Damn it im having a midlife crisis at 24.....wow

Hazel Eyes.........december
pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... ----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. not the 1 ** **** with if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the per

Tell Me About Your Self
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFTELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFNameELIZABETHBith Date9/24/72BirthplaceCHICAGOLocationSALEM INDIANAEye ColorGREENHair ColorBLONDE AT THE MOMENTHeight5'3Marital StatusMARRIEDHave TattoosYES 2

So Yeah Its My Birthday
I am 25 today. Yes its the 25th of October. I live with my roommate in a fabulous appartment, but sadly i have to work tonight, and tomarrow and the next night as well. No time to celebrate i suppose. Oh well, there is always next year.

Ok, Just Shut Up!
Do you know who Sherri Shepherd is? Well, I do and I bet I did before you did! She was that funny black woman on Friends a few years back. She was also in the Fox comedy about wedding planners. It was a moderately humerous show, but I think it was cancelled. Anyways, who knew she was such a complete idiot. Not just a normal idiot, the HEIGHT of idiocy! When I first heard some mumblings of her not believing in evolution, and also the purported touting of her Baptist upbringing, I did not take interest. Her statements about evolution did show a lack of self education, but this was only mildly annoying. But then, I was listening to OutQ on my Sirius satellite radio (if you don't have Sirius, you're not living- you cheap bastard), and I heard a clip of Sherri Shepherd. I had to go home and research this for myself. I watched the entire episode. Just so you know, I don't care what type of spin she tried to put on it the next day, the stupid heffer thinks that the world is flat! Do you thin

The Loss Of Another
once again i find myself grieving over the loss of a friend i just found out five minutes agothat a girl i went to school with that i have known since 5th grade has died in a car accident she would be the 9th or 10th person that i have lost in the last 2 years if that rite now im not in the best of moods so any cheering up will be appreciated something i wrote for her and her family and friends in this time of loss and mourning i send out my deepest sympathy to the family and friends of this wonderful girl who has touched so many lives in such a short period of time its a tragedy we had to lose her so soon but she shall be in our hearts and prayers forever R.I.P. Jessica Truz we all love you written by Bridgette M Bailey R.I.P. ♥ Jessica ♥

Hold Me
Hold me close and don’t let go I'm so scared to be alone. I've been by myself for too long, And always had to be strong Now I only want to rest scootersbeauty: And lay my head on your chest. Hold me close and don’t let go These wars I fight no one knows. Now whisper how you love me, Say it tender and softly. I am weary and soon will sleep, But with you no longer will I weep. So hold me close and don't let go, For I never want to be alone

I Don't Know How I Feel About It...
...but my father went out to the bar yesterday for most the day and when he eventually made it home, had a woman with him. Now this may seem perfectly natural, aside from the fact that my mother only passed away 8 weeks ago. I appreciate that everyone deals with grief in their own way, and that sometimes you feel like you just need the closeness of someone, anyone to make the pain go away but...idk... My younger sister is really angry and my brother doesn't yet know. My dad hasn't even aknowledged the whole thing, maybe from shame?? I just want the man to be happy y'know?

Politik Kills
Singer : Manu Chao Song & lyrics : Manu Chao politik kills politik kills politik kills politik need votes politik needs your mind politik needs human beings politik need lies thats what my friend is an evidence politik is violence what my friend is a evidence politik is violence politik kills politik kills politik kills politik use drugs politik use bombs politik need torpedoes politik needs blood thats what my friend is an evidence politik is violence what my friend is a evidence politik is violence politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik kills politik kills politik kills politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik need force poltik need cries politik need ignorance politik need lies politik kills politik kills

Too Much, Or Not Enough?!?!?!?!
Too Much or Not Enough!?!?!? SO which one am I????? Too tall, or not tall enough!?!? Too dark, or not dark enough!?!? Too stocky, or not skinny enough!?!? Too much hair, or not enough?!?! Too nice, or not mean enough!?!?! Too ugly, or not hott/cute/handsome/sexy enough!?!?! Too picky, or not selective enough!?!? Or is everything just too much for me......................

Va Trip
YEAH I finaly got to meet my FuHubby last night and man is he so fucking hott... the net doesnt do him justice... I'm going to miss him when I leave tomarrow =/ his friends are pretty kick ass too... wish I could have gone out out with them and really got to see how they do it BUT I had fun anyways! Who said you need to drink or "fast" for it to be good!!!! lol ;) all I have to say is this he can walk the walk! well atleast to me it was great! i love it here and i dont want to go back to NY!!!

Immature
OK I know I am not the most mature person in the world. .and I know I am not perfect by any means... But gosh darn it.. When your over the age of 20 you should not act like your in Grade school. My ex just gave my number to a bunch of people and said I was worth 20 dollars a night.. and my phone was blowing up last night.. Mind you he is angry because I left him.. But just because your angry that is immature and stupid... Is there such thing as a guy... Who you can just be able to trust.. and be able to talk to... and be able to be a kid with.. .and an adult... GRRRRRRRR

For You
when the world is at a stand still and a moment is vacant i hope for you to look into my eyes and know the words i wish to say. to hold me deep in your arms and flourish in your soul, to have faith in me to let time accomplish its mission. hold onto me and let the thoughts of our memories be made. hold on to me allow not the wind to take me from your heart, and know i love you and i'm sorry.

R We All Thick Or What!!!!!!!! Lol
L He who laughs last thinks slowest. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand you have different fingers. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. It is hard to understand how a cemetery rais

Girly Night Out Lol U Know What I Mean Dont U Girls Lol
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. :L IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. :O WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. :L WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR P

Men
OK SO THE ULTIMATE QUESTION IS HERE....WHAT IS UP WITH THESE GUYS? I MEAN SERIOUSLY ARE THERE NO REAL MEN OUT THERE THAT WANNA TALK OR DO THEY ALL JUST MAKE THEIR OWN PRESUMPTIONS ABOUT US WOMEN WHEN THEY TALK TO US? AND ISNT THERE ANYTHING CALLED A REAL DATE ANYMORE? OR IS IT JUST FUCKING NOW ADAYS? I MEAN I DONT THINK IM THAT OLD BUT DAMN HAVE THINGS CHANGED THAT MUCH? AND WHY IS IT A MAN DOESNT ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING THEY JUST BACK AWAY? I DONT KNOW MEN ARE MORE CONFUSING THEN WOMEN I THINK IN MY OWN DAMN OPINION. ANY COMMENTS ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING CALLED A MAN AND WHAT IS UP WITH YOU GUYS LET ME KNOW.

I Want To Die (don't Let The Name Fool You)
Why am I feeling this way? It's my life and I should have a say. I feel as though no one cares I feel as if I'm locked up, crying.... while people stare Help me please escape this I want the life I miss Depression is probably what I feel I can't eat a single meal I want to die The pain and pressure is way too high Help me through I need you My screams at night are an echo But you probably know When I scream your name out I never hear you shout I know that you're not coming back I need to be put back on the rack.

It"s Almost Over...bummer
Well guys thers only 4 days left in the contest and Im trailing far behind.....I really need help here. So please repost my bulletin and then go to the link below and leave as many comments as possible. Thanks again for those of you who help I will return the love!! PLEASE GO TO THIS LINK AND BOMB & RATE If You Like What You See. Lip Lovers CONTEST: Hot Mama Thanks to all who help...Luv Ya!

I Give Up
I am just on here to get my feelings out!!! Do you ever feel like you are wasting time on something or someone???? You are putting your all into them but they just do not seem interested...but then every now and again they do seem interested? I know...probably sounds a bit confusing...well I am confused to. Not sure what to do..just leave them alone...or keep on trying. I know what I want to do but really not sure about it. I have got a million things to think about so maybe just maybe I need to let go. Anyone who would be willing to listen I will be glad to talk to you about it so I can get some kind of direction. Thanks!!!!

I'm The One.......
No rush though I need your touch. I won't rush your heart. Until you feel on solid ground Until your strength is found, girl. I'll fill those canyons in your soul. Like a river lead you home. And I'll walk a step behind In the shadows so you shine. Just ask it will be done. And I will prove my love Until you're sure that I'm "the one" Somebody else was here before. He treated you unkind, and broken wings need time to heal. Before a heart can fly, girl. I'll fill those canyons in your soul. Like a river lead you home. And I'll walk a step behind. In the shadows so you shine. Just ask it will be done. And I will prove my love Until you're sure that I'm "the one" Trust in me and you'll find a heart so true. All I want to do is give the best of me to you. And stand beside you. Just ask it will be done. And I will prove my love Until you're sure that I'm "the one"

If You Cant Stand The Heat....then Grab Some Ice!!!
They thought they had what it takes,They thought they could be King Of The Hill,They were wrong,In a World where lounges pop up everyday Only One Stands Above the rest CLUB FANTASIA Club Fantasia is looking for new members, along with new staff...Bartenders,greeters,promoters and Dj's Come Join Fantasia A Place where the ppl are friendly and the party never stops!!! Click the link and come join the fun!! Kerry*Owner of Club Fantasia* Flaws Baby*Too Raw *@ fubar DJ FLawLess ^Owner of Club Fantasia^ -Fubar's Hottest DJ- *Kerry's baby* Too RaW@ fubar

Fubar Marrige
SO I SEE ALL THESE PEOPLE HAVING FUBAR HUBBYS AND WIFES. IS THIS SERIOUS. I MEAN IF A PERSON IS YOUR FUBAR MATE, DOES THAT MEAN YOU REALLY HAVE FEELING FOR THEM OR DOES IT MEAN ITS ONLY (PLAY PLAY) LIKE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL? HOW DO A PERSON CLAIM THEY LOVE SOMEONE ON HERE AND BE FUBAR MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE. IS FUBAR MARRIAGES BETWEEN PEOPLE THAT ARE ACTUALLY FEELING SOMEONE OR IS IT ALOT OF BULLSHIT ANYWAY...LOL

Contests And Giveaways
I understand you all are getting in contests which is great, but you need to read front page. We have requested that before you enter you come and talk to one of us so we know we will be able to cover you and help you win your contest. PLEASE THOSE IN CONTESTS EMAIL US SO WE KNOW WHEN WHERE AND WHAT FOR SO WE CAN ADVISE THE BOMBER GROUP FOR HELP!!! YOU DONT LET US KNOW WE WONT BE THERE TO HELP!!! Also, we have some giveaways listed in an earlier blog that have not been getting worked on. I am first to say contests come first, but these giveaways have been going for some time now and a few comments a day aside from contests will help to get them theirs also. We cant just leave them forever. So even if in a contest, plz drop a few comments on each and be sure to rate the ones where ratings count as comments. Also, those who have joined and do not have a photo in the members folder; plz be sure to leave a comment on the Welcome to blog telling me what pic u wish to use. These pics wi

The History Of 'aprons' ....
The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath, but along with that, it served as a potholder for removing hot pans from the oven. It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears . From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warmingoven. When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. And when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had beenshelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees. When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprisin

What Do You Want To See????
Hey everybody!!! So, everyone's got an opinion, and I'm sure you do too :-) I'm loving my first DVD line, Bring Your Own Bitch, but it's time to expand :-) Bear in mind, I work with amateur and first time girls, and that's not going to change. So...what do you want to see??? I'd love to hear your ideas, and you might just see your fantasy next :-)

Missing You
When I seem so down, I start to think about you. I think of all the things that you have said to me everytime that we talk. I hate waiting and waiting but only time will tell. I miss you lots as times passes me by. Why can't we be together? Why do things have to come between us? I hope this isn't a game. Love can hurt sometimes. It kills me to no end not to talk to you. You are always busy and so am I with work or school. I wish things would get better soon. It bothers me to be apart even though we've never met. It's like there's a connection that keeps us strong. Why do we have to live so far away? Please write me soon. Love ya lots! I miss you! Love, Me

Jbombs23
jbombs23: whats up ->jbombs23: last time i looked, the sky :D jbombs23: lol or my cock ;) you fucking disgusting little man. I mean, what the fuck is that all about? I hope your probably already shrivelled chipolata excuse for a dick falls off.

Linguine With Shrimp And Lemon Oil
For the lemon oil: 1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil 1 lemon, zested For the pasta: 1 pound linguine pasta 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 shallots, diced 2 garlic cloves, minced 16 ounces frozen shrimp 1/4 cup lemon juice (about 2 lemons) 1 lemon, zested 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 3 ounces arugula (about 3 packed cups) 1/4 cup chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley For the lemon oil: Combine the olive oil and the lemon zest in a small bowl and reserve. For the pasta: Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil over high heat. Add the pasta and cook until tender but still firm to the bite, stirring occasionally, about 8 to 10 minutes. Drain pasta, reserving 1 cup of the cooking liquid. Meanwhile, in a large, heavy skillet warm the olive oil over medium heat. Add the shallots and garlic and cook for 2 minutes. Add the shrimp and cook until pink, about 5 minutes. Add the cooked linguine, lemon juice, lemon zest, salt, and pepp

It Happened Again This Is The Cause
This is the mumm that caused some whinny ass person to report it and get my ability to post to everyone taken away......what do you think is it fair or just another example of me being hated as a mummer.

Well Its Over
Wow, whts the world comming to if you can be with someone who claims they are so inluv wit u, inluv enough to ask u to marry them n then everythin goes fine until 1 day yer on the phone n u guys r haven a dissagreement n yer phone drop n hangs up on him, n he calls u bac n tell u "man if thats wut u on then do u" where is the logic in that, in leaven someone just because of an accident, i luvd him i really did n i guess he didnt feel the way he said, my biggest fear, not finding someone that made me feel the way he did, and being alone something i fear more then anything, i guess i put my happiness aside just to feel something that i was stupid enough to believe, am i that bad of a person or am i just that stupid and that gullible to wanna b wit someone that treats me like that. The only guy that ever made me feel like the prettiest person that walked the earth, someone that got me to the point where id never been before had me to where i felt like cryen everytime he left because i was

I Cuddle With A Teletubby Because I Have Double D's.
Pick month you were born in!!!!!! 1 - I ate 2 - I jumped 3 - I RAN NAKED WITH 4 - I needed 5 - l cuddled with 6 - I ran naked with 7 - I smoked with 8 - I banged 9 - I shot 10 - I robbed 11 - I stabbed 12 - I killed Pick the day you were born on 01 - A toothbrush 02 - a dog 03 -a hottie 04 - A homo 05 - 06 - my lover 07 - a glass of milk 08 - my boyfriend 09 - the kool-aid man 10 - Paris Hilton 11 - the trojan man 12 - a teletubby 13 - the cookie monster 14 - a drink 15 - a horse 16 - a pot head 17 - a bum 18 - a stripper 19 - a condom 20 - a crack head 21 - a homeless guy 22 - Barney the dinosaur 23 - a porn star 24 - a easter egg 25 -a bowl of cereal 26 - the one i love 27 - a bag of weed 28 - a french fry 29 - your mom 30 - a mop 31 - Ur grandma Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - because that hoe stole my taco Black - because I'm sexy like that Pink - because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs brow

The Mad Mixture Show In Ft Myers!
The Mad Mixture Show,one of the shows on Alliance Media Network, is doing a live remote from the Lani Kai Island Resort in Ft Myers Florida on New Years. 72 straight hours of partying, music, fun and games! For more info on attending this event, contact Wayne at opentalkradio@yahoo.com or Mike at misterslappy@yahoo.com. Also, check out the Mad Mixture show Monday - Friday at 8am ET on www.nowlive.com

So It's Like This
mom has bought into the bullshit yet again, so we are, once again, stuck with cumdrop stepdad. i told mom earlier today that once mick was back, i refuse to stay in this house with him again because he's fucked us over three times and i won't go through that again... mom won't leave because they're married and she's in a commitement and blah blah blah. the way i see it, i have three options: 1. destiny (my little sister) and i could go live with davis (the stepfather i like). the problem with this is i won't be in la porte anymore, and he probably won't let me out of the house EVER. (he's very old fashioned and is working in kirville at the moment.) this is my "last resort option". 2. i could run off and join the renfest under an assumed identity... again, i would only be in the area for like a month every year.... and even then it'd be really expensive to come and see me. not the best plan, but still prefered to option 1. 3. i could get married. this only requires me to forge

Before Love, That Jolting Lilt
Before love, that jolting lilt East of roses, in perturbed darkness, Missing the eternal circumstance, Yearning still, again, for that exploratory tilt … Vainly would I fly into your heart Afire, burning, consumed, expended. Love is not an ending; nor does it end Easily: becomes pith, becomes seed, starts Needing, kneading, mid-desperation, The long climb out of loneliness, turning In hope, in anguish, in foolish expectation. No two are joined except in painful learning: Each frightened lesion closed for restoration.

Loving You...
When we first met I gave you my heart, Our first night together, you were in my soul. This is not the way it is supposed to be I belong with you and you with me. I lie awake night after night, wondering if you are thinking of me, and if you miss me too. The is a part of me that is gone, untill I am with you again, it will always feel wrong. I love you with everything that I am Heart, Soul, body and Mind. A love like ours some people never find. I cannot forget what my heart tells me is right, Listen to your heart, it will tell you the same. Fate brought us together, it was destiny This love is meant to be, Please open your eyes, it is right in front of you I love you more than you will ever know, Im sorry I cant give up on us, I cant let you go. I need you, dont you understand? I want to be with you forever, to walk through this life with you hand in hand. i love you sweetheart....much more than lyf itself...

New Band Booked For The Nye Party
We are pleased to have RANDOM DREAM joining us in Ft Myers for the Mad Mixture Show NYE party! Check them out at www.myspace.com/randomdream Also, there will be a NowLive WEDDING taking place, and it looks like HOOTER'S will be on board as a sponsor and supplier. More news as it comes in!

New Member...show Some Love Please!
Hi Fu's Well, you've heard me talk about my oldest son Kirk, that was living in Australia, but is now back in the U.S., Well...HE HAS ARRIVED IN FUBAR! I've been trying to get him to join for sometime, and he finally made it here. I would REALLY appreciate it if you would all drop by his page, add/fan/rate, and show him a WHOLE LOT of Fu love! Ashwee...you've already made it there, and have a friends invite awaiting. lol THANKS SO MUCH IN ADVANCE FOR WELCOMING HIM TO FU! suave_65248@ fubar

Coca Cola
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plumbing the pages of Cokelore By Rich Maloof for MSN Health & Fitness Find More Weight Loss Can Control Hypertension Fried Food Compounds May Harm Heart More Diet & Fitness Articles Coca-Cola is acidic, but it’s not battery acid. Coke contains citric acid (naturally occurring in fruits like lemons and limes) and phosphoric acid (found in everything from milk to fish), but in low enough concentration that the soda can’t eat a hole through your stomach lining on its own. Left in a cup overnight, Coke does not have the acidity to dissolve a penny, a nail or even a housefly. Think about it: Coke is stored and shipped in thin aluminum cans and soft plastic bottles, and they don’t seem to be gushing open on grocery-store shelves. Yes, fer cryin’ out loud—Coke used to contain cocaine. When Coca-Cola was first sold in 1885, it was marketed as a medicinal tonic. It was held at the ti

From The Book Tantalizing Erotic Thoughts By Monica S. Martinez
Tantalizing Pearls I’m home alone and it is quiet. I want to call you but decide against it. With you on my mind I go up the stairs to my room close the door. Reminiscing about you, the way you make me feel. How our sexual chemistry is on fire when we are together. My nipples are erect just from the thought of you. Standing in front of the mirror I start to disrobe and enjoy the view of myself in my panties as I didn’t wear a bra today. As I lay on the bed my panties are moist just from thinking about you. Reaching inside my dresser I take out my pearl butterfly. Closing my eyes as the pearl butterfly turns on with a click of a button. The tip of the head is moving around slowly as it reaches my sweetness. I bring it closer so that it can go deeper, it’s swirling as I imagine you on top of me. I’m moving myself with the motion of the pearls in the butterfly. Grinding my hips taking in the pearls completely inside of me, I start to moan. I grab my left breast imagining i

Sorry..
Sorry I haven't been a very good fubar friend lately :/ .. I sort of have some stuff going on here at home! I'm in and out .. and around .. I'll be getting back on track shortly I hope! *hugz* and thanks for understanding

Tightrope – Papa Roach
My words are weapons, in which I murder you with But please don't be scared, please do not turn your head We are the future, the 21st century Dyslexic glue sniffing cybersluts, with homicidal minds and handguns We are insane, nothing will change We are insane, nothing will change There is a thin line between what's good and what is evil And I will tiptoe down that line but, I will feel unstable My life is a circus, and I am tripping down that tightrope Well there is nothing to save me now so, I will not look down And again, and again, and again, and again And it happens again, and again, and again There's no beginning, there is no end, there is only change Progression backwards, is this where we are heading? Take back your soul, forget your emptiness There is a thin line between what's good and what is evil And I will tiptoe down that line but, I will feel unstable My life is a circus, and I am tripping down that tightrope Well there is nothing to save me now

Lyrics
RANCID LYRICS "Daly City Train" He was an artist and a writer and a poet and a friend In a man's life he will take a fall but how low he goes it just depends He's shooting dope in the men's room at the station daly city train Have you ever seen an angel well I know I have they'll stay here for a while and then they'll fly away Jackyl had a beer in his hand last time I seen him When he rolled the dice he never thought twice never thought twice about being here Some grown up and some grow old but what about the kid who never learned the rules Spent all these years on this earth when you look back it's just a flicker of time Jackyl was one of the one's that perished He was one of the one's that was already saved Through all the evil and wreckage he maintained a sense of himself Jackyl had a beer in his hand last time I seen him When he rolled the dice he never thought twice never thought twice about being here Some men are in prison even though the

If You Only Knew . . . If You Only Cared
Where do I start? When does the truth become a bad idea? How do you decide that the truth is too painful for someone to hear and to keep it locked inside of you? What do you do when you can’t do that anymore? How do you let someone in without compromising their well being in the process when the truth is too painful to be heard? Is it even possible? Do you think that self torture is the answer? Is the solution to the agony more suffering? Does there come a point where the suffering becomes a catharsis? Does there come a point where the pain begins to heal? Do the wounds ever scar over leaving the memories of the pain but not the actual pain? My suffering is all mine, I ask no one else to take blame. I ruined my life by myself; yes it was alone only me. I didn’t need a helping hand. I didn’t need a push over the edge. I made my choices and must live with the consequences. I made my bed and now must lie in it. I’m cold . . . I’m heartless . . . I am worthless and

She Got Caught
The other night my girlfriend was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' She told me that she would be home by midnight, 'She promised!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly,she realizing I would probably wake up, she cuckooed another nine times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with me. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!) The next morning I asked her what time she got in, She told me 'MIDNIGHT.' I wasnt pissed off in the least. Whew, she thought she got away with that one! Then I said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When she asked me why, I said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckoo

Getting Fu Married
>Join Us In Celebrating the Wedding Of Bada Bing's Own Doug and Fallin Angel at Bada Bing Lounge on Saturday, November 17th at 4pm eastern time. " /> Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Plan to be there as we share and celebrate a beautiful time with these two very special friends! >Host Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!

This Kinda Fits My Life.
SEETHER LYRICS "Fuck It" I guess I like it when we play (The way you drag me down) I guess I like it when you hate me (The way you drag me down) ‘Cause I can’t face myself in a mirror (I’m left alone with all my pain) And I disgrace myself in the mirror (I’m left alone with my shame) Fuck it! I see you in me Fuck it! I feel you in me Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me Fuck it! I see you in me Fuck it! I feel you in me Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me I guess I like it when we fight (The way you drag me down) I guess I like it when you smite me (The way you drag me down) ‘Cause I can’t face myself in a mirror (I’m left alone with all my pain) And I disgrace myself in the mirror (I’m left alone with my shame) Fuck it! I see you in me Fuck it! I feel you in me Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me Fuck it! I see you in me Fuck it! I feel you in me Fuck it! I’ll heal you in me You’re out of luck - can’t get a piece of me It’s all blown up. Don’t even fuck

Come One Come All Bring Your Friends And Have Some Fun
PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0) Add one of our streams to your MySpace!

Before You Meet With God
A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?" The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!" "I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?" "About two minutes ago," came the reply.

I'm Pretty Wise In The Sex Department
You have a Sexual IQ of 139 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Chinese Proverbs
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get

What The Hell?
I was just asked by someone if I wanted to play with them. I made a comment about them not reading my profile (in which I clearly state I don't respond to pick up lines). They then responded with how they could tell there was nothing interesting about me. After which they blocked me. Wow. They could have at least put up a fight. I haven't had an idiot in my shoutbox for a while and I was hoping I could have another copied and pasted conversation proving once again that evolution does in fact go in reverse. I didn't know I was so repulsive. Go me!!

Bon Jovi: “selling Out” Without Selling-out
Bon Jovi: “Selling Out” Without Selling-Out Body: I'm not making decisions with my wallet anymore -Jon Bon Jovi Billboard’s Boxscore was reported on 11/15/07 and found Bon Jovi at the Number-one position. Here are the totals: Bon Jovi Prudential Center-Newark, N.J. Oct. 25-26, 28, 30, Nov. 1, 3-4, 7, 9-10, 2007 Promoter: AEG Live Total Gross: $16,379,070 Attended / Capacity 138,322 / 140,000 Number of Shows/ Number of Sellouts 10 / 0 Prices: $303 to $49.50 Bon Jovi grossed a whopping $16,379,070.00 over ten nights at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ. Now, on any one's watch, this would be a wild success, however, I think it was a PR nightmare for the band and no matter how much they disguised it, they can't hide the fact that they shot themselves in the foot with these shows. Why was this a PR nightmare? Not one of the shows sold out, even though Jon Bon Jovi says so, with cockiness, on their new DVD. The failure to sell these shows out has NOTHING to do

Meeting Someone
So I met this wonderful girl on here and i am kinda scared. She is awsome but i am still skeptacle (don't know if i spelled that right) what i am wonderin is has anyone met anyone special on this site or is everyone here for points and what have you. I don't know really but she is a great woman and listener mabe something can happen who knows

Sexiest Man On Fubar Contest
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE FOR COMMENTING ME IN THE SEXIEST MAN ON FUBAR CONTEST WITHOUT YOU GUYS AND GIRLS I COULDNT HAVE DONE IT I FINISHED SECOND ALSO WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY FAMILY THE DEVILS OWN NIGHTHAWK BOMBRES EVERYONE OF YOU GUYS AND GIRLS YOU ROCK AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY VERY OWN PERSONAL FRIEND AND GRAPHIC DESIGHNER MRST. FOR HER DEDICATION AND HARD WORK AND TO SULTRY THE HOST FOR RUNNING A NO NONSENSE CONTEST UNTIL THE NEXT ONE PIECE

Horoscope For Nov. 22, 2007
Focus on the most important relationships in your life. You've got plenty of positive social energy to put to use and many people are ready to work with you to change things for the better.

Dark N Stormy Night.. A Little Bordism On Thanks Giving
It was a dark and stormy night. The rain poured down on my mother and my father. They are both as one, seeded in a fissure in a sidewalk. The seed trembled as water filled the cracks. Tiny hairs poked through the solid outer shell, sucking life from the soil. The hairs grew thick, twisting upward higher and higher, until they flowered at an apex like an oasis of thoughts and dreams. Lightning tore through the air just as the newborn tree drove its infant roots deep below the surface of the earth. Streaking through the air, it struck the leaves with a mighty CRACK! and the entire body of the plant shuddered. Energy surged through the branches, spiraled down through the trunk, and seeped from the roots into the ground. Suddenly, the energy thrust skyward through the tree's flesh, reducing the foliage to blackened crippled fingers. The thunder ceased and the rain lightened. Cued by a soft tinkling that seemed to come from the tree itself, a dozen tiny impish pixies of bright pink an

Metal
Metal is my game, I love Metal in all its fame and glory. If your with me, let me know. I love everything from Old Metallica, to Killswitch Engage, Mower, Slipknot, Mudvayne, all that remains, etc, etc. Just wanted to get that out there

Come In And Here The Best Of The 80's And Enjoy
PULL UP A CHAIR AND STAY AWHILE ALL 80'S ALL THE TIME LISTEN TO THE GREAT TUNES, MEET SOME GREAT PEOPLE, BRING IN YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THE MUSIC PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LOUNGE :0) You pick the style you want to hear

Til Death Do Us Part
Tonights the night i take my life ill slit my wrists with the blade of a knife im sorry for the pain that this will cause you im sorry for all the sweet things i didnt do ive defied death once and again but now its me who puts life to an end i just cant go on living like this this army life its all bullshit my girls tellin me things i dont wanna hear all adding up to one huge fear ironic enough life can be to kill my pain i must kill me create new pain to take pain away should i fail try again another day the darkness and despair, the desolation of my hell all so you all can keep living well standing isolated under the strom all the feelings for me are a norm the rain falls down as im soaked to the bone all i want is to just go home ive fallen apart, im torn inside just finishing the job, ive already died keep gettin so close, keep gettin disarmed they keep popping up so i cant be harmed so i sit again alone, cold, and waiting every minute, every second, i keep

Livin Life 2 Tha Fullest
As you go thru life you learn alotta things . Most of them normally end up being the hard way too! I know i've previously learned sumthing and it was the hard way. But most of the time learning this way helps you alot! I know it did me. I learned alot from this mishap. Esp who really cares about me and who is really there for me. I know most people got alot of friends that are real close. But how close are they really? Have you ever just sit back and looked at things and realized who is really been there for you just as much as you have for them? Even at that, they may have possibly been there for you way more than you have for them and you havent even realized it! I've had alot of time to think about these little things like that. And in this time i've realized who my true friends are, that my family cares more for me than they have ever actually told me, and that you can find a certain some one who will love and care for you just as much as you have for them. And im here to tell you,

Fubar
Someday I will have a digital camera and post a salute... until then i enjoy looking at all of your pics and occasianoly communicate to a few of you. I don't care about points or levels. I do like having points to send birthday presents and an occasional gift. Some people don't realize that this is all virtual. Its just fantasy. The girl that rates you and sends a nice note is not gonna sleep with you or communicate with you outside of this website. I keep hearing that "just because I rated you" etc etc. Sometimes this is fun and sometimes its a pain in the ass. As long as I can find some fun with this, I'll be around occasionally.

Darkest Pleasure
Darkest Pleasure Hope is not here within the darkest of sin, it is just a fool man wishing for something that will never be his ever again. Here within this darkest place… where nothing is real or complete, all hope and desire of freedom is erase away forever for here lays looming pain and hellish nightmare of evil lurks. The one place not even Satan would dare to enter. Chapter One Shalyna wanted more out of her life, but she was not sure where to start or look, her plain and simply life within her small town of Mormon’s were meaningless to her now, she was to marry the man, her father had choose for her, a man older enough to be her father, in fact, he was ugly than a bull dog ass, he smelt like something not even a dog would drag home to meet the folks. What could she do about this? Did god really think she was to marry and take this within her faith, a faith force upon her by birth, not of her choosing? She woke to

U2 - One
Is it getting better Or do you feel the same Will it make it easier on you Now you got someone to blame You say One love One life When it`s one need In the night It's one love We get to share it It leaves you baby If you don`t care for it Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you never had love And you want me to go without Well it`s too late Tonight To drag the past out Into the light We`re one But we`re not the same We get to carry each other Carry each other One Have you come here for forgiveness Have you come to raise the dead Have you come here to play Jesus To the lepers in your head Did I ask too much More than a lot You gave me nothing Now it`s all I got We`re one But we`re not the same We hurt each other Then we do it again You say Love is a temple Love a higher love Love is a temple Love the higher law You ask me to enter But then you make me crawl And I can`t be holding on To wha

A Real Solution
What you are about toread may seem rather strange or absurd to you, but I offer this not as humor or pure satire I offer this as a real and viable solution to this war and any other military action that america may ever find itself embroiled with in nthe future so before you reject the idea off handedly, please take a day or two to actually injest it mentally and I believe it will make total sense and please leave me feedback positive or otherwise. Over the recent holiday I hoped to take a mental break from all things political but given the fact that my family and friends know I am strongly opinionated I was given no reprieve. Now bear in mind my family is not narrowly defined politically as we were all raised to gather information and form our own opinions and I tend to be friends with similar people. So while we may not agree, in fact we often clash, our opinions are well thought out and are defended, for the most part, quite intelligently. My younger brother raised the question

Quotes I Like
"What is more important to you the love you share, the memories you have or the lover? Give love a chance to swallow you up. Don't just think it will happen in a instant, it will suprise you before you know it, but it will be the most rewarding experience you will ever have."

Three Bears
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He Looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table 'It was Mummy Bear who walked The bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter t

Is It Real? Or Is It Cyberreal?
Is it real? Or is it cyberreal? This is an insane time to be living on this earth. Think about it- we have these cyber relationships with people all over the world and keep up our cyber lives on a daily basis, like we are writing the screenplay to our very own made for tv movie. We edit the image that we broadcast out to make for interesting reading, some shock value maybe, tone down less attractive details and accentuate the positive. Is that a real profile? It's certainly cyberreal. Even with the edited versions of ourselves that we put out there, on occasion, some real self breaks down the virtual wall and jumps out acting crazy. I thought I had gotten pretty good at the judgment of "online character", but I've had to remind myself that the "real" moments are fleeting ones, it's the edited, practiced, sometimes fabricated, possibly enhanced, spell checked, reread, re-edited and rewritten version that we see most often.

Must Read!!!!
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some

Just Bad Form.....
I have taken the other name off of this conversation.... In My opinion it is a major case of bad form and poor taste.. My house girl told this "Dom" several times that she is happily owned before she sent him to Me ______hello this is ____ i just noticed you n prinsses are both my friends >~Twisted G...: and ? _____and id like to know if can meet princess in person i live in tacoma >~Twisted G...: Ummm why do you want to meet an owned girl ? ______trying to make friends n after you all get to know me better you might help me get a girl ~Twisted G...: that is not what I hear ... from what I read ....you have asked her several times to be her Dom .... and trying to take someone’s girl is no way to make friends ... it is down right rude and bad form >~Twisted G...: she has sent Me all of your conversations >~Twisted G...: she tells Me everything ______true it is and its wrong ill not ask or bother you all again sorry i was wrong yes i want to be dom but

I Think
I think I've been better than this before I think I'll start over again once more I think you'll be missing me in the end I think we're both hurt but there's nothing to mend I think I may have lost what wasn't there I think what I lost was in your stare I think you've given up on who I am I think I've given up on being that man I think what is left is worse than insane I think I'm enjoying all of this pain I think I scare myself sometimes I think it leaves me in a sweet sublime I think I'm seeing an open door I think I'm stuck crawling on the floor I think you taught me how to lose I think I've learned now how to move I think I'm better cause you've gone away I think it's all gonna be okay

Sign For No Bsl On Pibulls And Rotts!
Sign for NO BSL on Pibulls and Rotts! Hey all! Please take a second to view the link and sign the petition. I did, and below is what I wrote with my signature. http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/opposemnbreedban/?e We currently do not have any dogs, but we are prior owners of a male pitbull named Tito. He passed away due to someone speeding down our street that ran him over. He was a very well mannored dog, and even the cop that came to the crash scene had tears in his eyes because he knew how well we took care of out pitbull and said himself we make pitbulls have a better name since we were raising him right. He was the biggest "friendly bob" dog in our neighborhood, great with kids and adults. NEVER once bit anyone, NEVER once attacked anyone. It is not the breeds fault, it is the owners faults on how the dogs act. We need to look into training the owner and maybe licensing the owners, not punishing those who do take care and love these dogs the way they shoul

Druids
In the Celtic religion, the modern words Druidry or Druidism denote the practices of the ancient druids, the priestly class in ancient Celtic societies through much of Western Europe north of the Alps and in the British Isles. Druidic practices were part of the culture of all the tribal peoples called Keltoi and Galatai by Greeks and Celtae and Galli by Romans, which evolved into modern English "Celtic" and "Gaulish". Modern attempts at reconstructing practising druidism are called Neo-druidism. From what little we know of late druidic practice it appears deeply traditional, and conservative in the sense that the druids were conserving repositories of culture and lore. It is impossible now to judge whether this continuity had deep historical roots and originated in the social transformations of late La Tene time, or whether there had been a discontinuity and a druidic religious innovation. The etymological origins of the word druid are varied and doubtful enough that the word may

From Dec 3 To Dec 10
I hope to be on here, but if I am not...its due to being where their is not single(OPPS"Meant Signal) from laptop wireless..... But going away to reflect on my darkness...Covenant of my life calls for me.

Christmas Eve
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a Marin

Poem: Extase Du Coeur / Ecstasy Of The Heart
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION. THANK YOU. Voir ton corps A lumiere de lune Flammes de chandelles Refleter dans tes yeux Le rythme de tes seins Lorsque tu respire Tremeurs de ton corps Lorsque je te touche Partage d'un souffle Quand je t'embrasse Voir l'amour dans tes yeux Quand je te regarde Tes mains sur mon dos Me demandant encore plus Dos courber Soffle arreter Deux unis en un Je suis a toi, toi a moi Extase du coeur English Translation See your body By light of moon Candle flames Reflected in your eyes Rythm of your breasts As you breathe Tremors of your body When I touch you Sharing a breath When I kiss you See the love in your eyes When I look at you Your hands on my back Asking for still more Back arched Breath held Two united as one I am yours, you are mine Ecstasy of the heart

Huskies
MURDERED HUSKIES *R.I.P. Roscoe and Sophie* These are furry furriends of my cats Summer & Misha Sabrina on MySpace.com Please read their story... Reposted From: http://lvasianj.stumbleupon.com/ Tamela and Russell Harper had two kids......Roscoe and Sophie. They were not human kids but furry kids with four legs and unconditional love for their parents. As kids do, they liked to roam around and wander off occasionally. Last week, they got a little too close to a neighbor's chickens.....nasty creatures that piss from their skin pores. (Bet you won't eat the chicken skin anymore, huh?!). Well, the owner of those nasty chickens shot Roscoe and Sophie. Shot them DEAD and put their lifeless bodies in trash bags and then offered them back to Tamela and Russell!! How shitty is that?! Can you imagine the gut-wrenching punch to the stomach that Russell felt when he was told that? And then he had to go home and tell Tamela what happened? That their only

Christmas
Little christmas angel there atop the tree Another year gone by Again its you and me Dear little angel I have a wish this year One of compassion To stop lonely tears I don't need presents under my tree Nor do I need money Just believe in me My little angel Carry this wish high So maybe I'll find companionship This lonely christmas night It doesn't have to be love That grows in time Just someone to hold and share my mind A kindred spirit to look into my soul And say they believe in me And make me feel whole So little angel I trust you with this dream Bring another angel Who might care for me

Nicki J - Promoter & Greeter
Name: Nicki_J but I go by Nic, Nicki, NJ whatever you wanna call me sometimes I answer to hey you. D.O.B: 09/22/1979 Location: Well right now I'm in Texas but I'm originally from sunny FLA Vital Statistics: Ummmmm Favourite Colour: Blue, green and red Favourite Food: Anything Mexican and Italian but I'll try anything once Hobbies: Anything that has to do with being outdoors, Music is a must, Reading when I get free time away from the munchkins. I'm a sports nut. I tend to watch way too much college football. Go Gators!!! Favorite Movie: I love all genres... Transformers is awesome. Grease, The Notebook Favorite music: Love it all. My all time favorite band is Led Zeppelin. Can't go wrong with Page and Plant. Right now I've got Akon, Avril, Korn, Steve Miller Band, and Techno in my player right now. About me: In a nutshell, I guess I'm the typically untypical Mom. I have two boys that are as insane as I am. Wow the wonder of genetics. I do shit different and we get a little nut

Two Horses
Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and looks back, making sure

I've Seen Better Days
as a lot of you guys know the last few days have been anything but wonderful. my bday was teh suckz. and it's all been downhill from there. the worst of it all would have to be my car randomly breaking, and me being away from home and not knowing jackshit about cars. all during finals week as well. so if im a bitch or just seem overly whiny, just ignore it. im sure things'll get better but its just super depressing when everything seems to be going to shit and so quickly.

Claiming The Fifth
I sit with this riff in my head and a drink in my hand not worth drinking a note not sung nor a though not said nor worth thinking I sit and drink and think and stink cause showers are for not stinking girl grab that chest lest we invest in thoughts not worth thinking I sigh and take break! I love this time that I can't find crimes in rhymimg or that what's worth taking all these thoughts I lost and now costs so much more than their ranking think of me now, as an amount that's worth more than the taking I show up watch the games and see so much love, more produced in commercials than promoted in the love for love making that hasn't been yet a bite, I bite my lip in the hopes that it's all worthis worth this time it's been taking, this is all in hopes for a hope that the most exhausted and time consuming thought worth faking!

Unreal...
It's really insane how some of these crazy umm.. should I call them b*****s?? or just cuckcooo broads?? anyway.. if they spent less time stalking and more time at their shrinks office, the world would most definately be a better place. They have definately crossed more than a few lines and it's really sad. Sad that they have to try to interrupt others lives to make their day more pleasureable. Sad that they don't have love that they need so they make a false life to try to fill that empty void. Sad that they make stories up to get sympathy and love from people that normally wouldn't give them the time of day. Saddest, is that they don't even know what they are doing. Cuckcoooo. If you think i'm talkin about you, you're probably right and perhaps you should get your nosey ass out of my blog? Please, take your meds today and call your doctor. You realllllllly truly need some help. Have a great day!

Sisters, Whatcha Got??? Ok Ladies If U Arent Part Of "the Sisterhood" Please Join And Make Sure 2 Give My Name, Read Blog Ty
OK Sisters, let's see whatcha got! I'm holding a contest to see who can bring the most new sisters into our family. What will the winner get? Your choice of a 3 day blast, or 1 month VIP. Don't forget to tell your friends to mention your name in their request or you won't get credit. Make sure you send them to the Membership Sign up Blog Only, (link below) No other type of request will count! I will add them to The Sisterhood, but it won't count toward the contest! ™ Join The Sisterhood!! ™ ™ Most recruits after 2 weeks wins! ™ Contest starts tonight Friday December 7th @ 7 pm and will end Thursday December 20th @ 11 pm est. Good Luck to All! Staff are not eligible!

The Sin (it Will Be Alright) Lyrics By Amanda-kathryn
Whispering like the wind I can hear them as we pass by they look at us and I don't mind, I don't mind. Just as long as you are here and I don't mind I don't mind because there's nothing to fear As we pass by all of their faces We shall see all the sins we've committed and you don't care you don't care. Just as long as I am here. and you don't care you don't care because there's nothing to fear Tomorrow is another day, another sin and price to pay, but it's all worth it just to see you smile. Morning to another night starry skies, and the pale moonlight they all will fade and it will be alright Yes it will be alright... -A

Deleting "friends"
I'm going thru and deleting hundreds of folks off of my friends list. I haven't heard from most since they friended me and I really dont see the point in keeping them around. If you'd like to stay let me know by commenting here. If you view this blog and don't comment I'll assume you'd rather not stay on my friends list and I'll delete you. Hugs to my real friends.

Military And Holiday Skins
Made some new skins. Did almost all the U.S.Military ones that have been requested as well as a couple just for general use. If you have any others you would like to see added to the Military skins, drop me a private message and I'll see what I can do over the next couple days. Skins For Help Ripping Skins...Check out my Step By Step FuBar Support Blog http://fubar.com/blog/60737 Here's my link. :) Year of the Dragon™@ fubar Oh yes...it would seem that some don't understand that For Personal use only, means I would appreciate it NOT being ripped. The skins like that have my actual image included. Please...don't take those. I can ask over and over and they still get ripped. I share freely and appreciate respect. ************************************************** Lonely Angel U.S.AirForce U.S. Army U.S.Marines Marine Wife Winter Scene Happy Holidays (NP) Further up the skins list. Happy Holiday

How Do I Say I Love You
He says she doesnt mean it, its killin him inside, she trys to find da word to tell him these words trapt in her mind. He shouts but theres no answer she hears him but can not speak she trembles when she hears his voice his touch makes her knees week, His love is all she needs but how can she express how she feels, her true feelings are traped inside, he doesnt know how to deal. So now in his mind he thinks her love never exists. When all she wants to do is shout i love you threw a kiss.... To be continued?

Neiman-marcus Cookies
2 cups butter 24 oz. chocolate chips 4 cups flour 2 cups brown sugar 2 tsp. soda 1 tsp. salt 2 cups sugar 1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated) 5 cups blended oatmeal 4 eggs 2 tsp. baking powder 2 tsp. vanilla 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice) Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.

Pain
PAIN It's like u cut me open with a rusted knife to watch my insides fall on the floor like spagettie. Then you took a spoom and scraped out the rest like a discarted pumpkin,do you know how bad you hurt me? I dont think u do, you will never understand my life, I'm scared to open up,cause every time i let someone in i get hurt. And you wer the last. My heart burns like a thousand suns, my stomach feels as if every man, women, and child in the world put a pair of golf shoes on and begun to stomp, over and over untill there is nothing left but a stain on the ground. You have made me into a monster that no one wants to look at or be around, I am now a freak thanks to you. I can't eat,sleep, or think about anything else except the pain u have caused me in my life. It would'nt hurt as much if you had taken meat hooks and hung me bye the skin of my toes, if u would have soaked me in gasoline and set me on fire, If you would have cut my head off with a spoon. Because if y

Im Sorry
ok peeps you have spoken,..im sorry i fucked up,...i wanted this man so bad i didnt care,..he came in town and i didnt know when we would see each other again,..i never did it before but i wanted his touch,,his feel,,i didnt want to say no,,my mind wasnt thinking ,...i fucked up and lost him,...

Nsfw Pics.
A friend posted this in his blog I was appalled by what I was reading...I cannot believe that some women really thinks they Are Something to Look At to sell themselves...Not to mention it's degrade themselves and to the rest of us women like myself who prefer to be shown respect. I hate beggars and I think this person is pathetic. I'm sitting here and wondering,if the following is really close to prostitution??? I totally understand if somebody lets just family members see their NSFW pics. But today i run across a profile with this info for NSFW pictures. This is selling them selves: 1 day blast = 1 week in my NSFW pictures 3 day blast = 1 month in my NSFW pictures 7 day blast = 2 months in my NSFW pictures + a free booty salute *If you cant afford a blast or you dont have a CC you can send 75,000 fu-bucks (using the fu-pal link on my page) to get a 1 day peek into my private folders* Now why would i pay for some pics if you can get them all day long for free on t

Saying Goodbye To 2007
Today I have a few moments to think about how things have gone for me the past year. I am preparing things for x-mas in my tiny basement area and this space is slowly becoming livable, something I really didn't have or feel for pretty much close to 3 years! Granted there are still things yet to unpack... but the last year has been one of many transitions. In November of last year I said goodbye to everything I have known my whole life, other than the butt-load of crap I carry with me from place to place. I got a rude welcome by the Colorado weather and as usual got screwed around by stupid people in stupid apartment leasing offices. However, I was not about to let any of that stop me or get me down. The best thing is I got a job right off the bat and it has done well for me all year. Now the winter is much calmer, I don't have to lease an apartment, and my friends and family are just great. When I first came here I wrote a blog about how I didn't miss Texas and how I was not true

Snow And Cold
Nothing like bundling all up, wearing like four different layers, just to go outside to check the mail that either hasn't come yet, or has come, and nothing in the box, and freezing your ass off. The entire trip probably lasted less than five minutes and you are totally cold. Wondering if you live in the artic or in a deep chest freezer......You wake up, apparently from blacking out from the cold and realize that it is just another beautiful day in Michigan.......

Internet Groups
OK I'm bored again so time for another rant about nothing really in particular. Infact today i cant even think of anything to rant about, well apart from the lack of people reading my blogs, but hey, what can i really do about that? Its not as if I can force people to read them. Well i could but that kinda defeats the purpose. Like on another site (WYHT) i run a group called gnosis (if any ones a member there, please check it out). The whole point behind starting it was to discuss interesting topics etc. But it never got off the ground until we started doing the usual tat like the above below threads etc, picture competitions etc then loads of people join and were posting. I was happy as there was one or two interesting threads in amongst all the drivel, but after a few of my regulars left for different reasons those dried up. Its still running pretty well, and its a cool bunch of people, but its not anything like it was supposed to be. Someone asked me why when the groups descripti

Check This Out....
THE PRETTIEST CHRISTMAS TREE CONTEST !!! WE NEED 20 CONTESTANTS...THIS CONTEST STARTS 12.12.07 5pm - 12.22.07 5pm..THE DRAWING DATE WILL BE THE 21ST AT 5 PM AND WILL BE HELD IN CLUB NV THERE WILL ALSO BE UPDATES ANNOUNCED IF NEED BE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK BY DJ ENVII IN THE LOUNGE..CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO DJ Envii AND ALSO REPORT TO PASTOR CHOCOLATE BUNNY.. RULES 1. PICTURE MUST BE ABLE TO BE RIPPED, AS THEY WILL BE RIPPED INTO OUR PHOTO SECTION TO BE JUDGED BY THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS THAT EACH ONE GETS. 2. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST HAVE A SALUTE.. 3. MUST RATE THE HOST..YOU CAN FAN AND ADD IF YOU WANT.. 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. YOU WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE CONTEST. 5. NO DOWN RATING!! YOU CAN RATE IF YOU WANT TO BUT THAT WON’T COUNT..THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS YOU GET COUNTS.. 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE, THE PRIZES WILL BE SPLIT.. 8. MUST VISIT THE LOUNGE A FEW TIMES OUT THE WEEK.. 9. NO RACI

Did You Know?
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known ONLY a woman would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Funny
The founder of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "You've been a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world. Your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "So you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycles, eh?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented, "Well, what's the big deal about inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road!?!" Arthur was embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: **1. There's too much inconsis

They Have Arrived
Do you think she is sincere? annabel_2love@yahoo.com HELLO How are you today, I hope all is well with you .I am sorry to worry you with my Proposal for a relationship with you, but I know that you will grant my request in good faith and understanding, My name is Annabel, I just went Through your profile I have no options than letting you Know that I am interested in having a relationship with you, I will also like to Know you the more, you can send an email to my email address (annabel_2love@yahoo.com) so that I can send you more details about my self Including my picture. I believe we can move from here. But bear in mind that Love has no colors barrier, no educational back ground barrier, no socio-economic Barrier, religious, language, nationality or distance barrier, the only important Thing there is love. I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Yours Sincerely Annabel Seems like every single social site I get on has these hustlers eventually inv

Dominance
Ok, something has been puzzling me, why is it that I get random IM's on yahoo, here and just about anywhere else I may have a profile or whatever on that guys ask me if I am or like to Dominate? When someone asks me this question, my brain automatically thinks bdsm Domaintrix/Submissive/Slave, whatever. I mean come on, just because I speak my mind and am blunt and stuff does not make me a dominatrix does it? True, some of that stuff is interesting, but I can not see my way ordering someone around in the bedroom of all places. I like an even playing field. Yes, I am a Boss at work, I am demanding and impatient, but all that is out the door and am in neutral mode, I think, in other aspects of my life. I am actually fairly laid back. Again, I think.. though some guys lately that I have gotten involved with tell me otherwise. LOL Oh well, who knows.. till my next rambling.. Charlotte

Will You Be The One To Own Us?
WHY ONLY HAVE 1 FU WHEN YOU CAN HAVE 2? *** NOTE*** ONLY SEND YOUR BID PROPOSAL TO RAIN'S FUMAIL. YOU MAY BID ANYTHING YOU LIKE, RAIN AND I WILL DECIDE HOW TO SPLIT WINNING BID. RAIN AND I WILL POST UPDATES ON HIGHEST BID . YOU MAY BID MORE THAN ONCE. ALL WINNING BIDS MUST BE PAID BEFORE EXCHANGE OF OWNERSHIP!!! YOU WILL ONLY OWN US FOR 2 WEEKS. EVERYTHING IS KEPT SFW . THIS IS OPEN TO MEN & WOMAN BOTH !!! BIDDING ENDS DEC 22nd & WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED!!! W.Y.K.D Storm Radio

Russian Roulette
lets play a game, let us see who wins, Grab that gun, and put only one bullet in. You spin the Chamber, the Game has started, My real question waiting, whos body will be carted, away from this place, with one hole through the head, with their brains in a bucket, their body lay lifeless and dead, You put the gun to your head, You close your eyes, you pull the trigger, and to your surprise, youve past your turn, and now on to the next, you hand me the gun, your face i detest, i spin the chamber, i care not of death, i ready my finger, and take one last breath, i pull the trigger, and i open my eyes, why, oh why was this such a surprise, to have escaped that easy, would have been sin in itself, so why not just wait out the pain, instead of killing myself? a permanent solution, to a temporary pain, by doing all that, what would i gain, to burn in hell, with demons and the sort, where russian roulette, has 6 bullets, not just one!

Sept. 24 Was The Day...
Blades pass through the skin, the pain it seems so pointless, like a fly in temptation's web, struggling seems so worthless. Blood rushes down your arm, it leaks from wrist to wrist, the pain you crave is back again, with the scars youve oh so missed. your blade it lies, in your motionless hand, your tears they are dried, like the dryest of sand. at school the next day, people wonder what is wrong, but he shakes his head and smiles and says, "nothing, just singing my song" but he knows whats wrong, and so does the girl of his dreams, she snatched his heart and crushed it, and ripped it at the seams...

Dj Slim
OMG OMG ITS DJ SLIM!!!!! WONDER WHAT HE'S UP TO TODAY??? EASIEST WAY TO KNOW CLICK THE PICS!! COME JOIN IN WITH HIS WICKED PERSONALLITY AND HE'LL HAVE YOU LAUGHING FOR HOURS FROM HIS MUSIC TO BEING ON THE MIC!!!!!

Dj Cowboy
YEEHAWWWWWW!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!! ITS TIME FOR DJ COWBOY!!!! LAYING OUT THE ROCKING ASS TUNES, HE'S THE BIGGEST MUSHROOMHEAD FAN SO IF YA LIKE THAT, YOU'LL LOVE WHAT ELSE HE PLAYS!!! COME RIDE WIT THE COWBOY!!!

~*~ Doomed, Damned And Outcast ~*~
It seems I live in a make believe world, Inside a cage I created with words, A place where sinew is the fabric of time, And the sky is drawn by skeleton birds, I live in a place that doesn’t seem to exist, Where people never relent with my screams, A tomb of negative energy I have built, From the twisted visions in my dreams, Trapped in a cage of anger and fury, The bars buckle under sympathy and distress, Guarded by blood red hounds of hell, Which melt to and from the darkness, My eyes alone hold the story of a pain, I cannot even begin to voice, Disguised in a human skin, In this world devoid of free choice, I have locked myself deep inside, A solitary component surrounded by empty space, Nothing can reach me now, I am hidden behind a glass face, Even my thoughts are not my own, I cannot seem to sleep at night, In fear of dangers that lurk within me, Obscured from my sight, But from within my warped prison, I see the truths of days gone by, I can experience

Audlt Sur
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?nope2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?all 3 is fine.3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?Right4. Pork, beef, or chicken?chicken5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?lol. yes 1 time6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?nope7. Shower or bath?depends on my mood8. Do you pee in the shower?nope9. Mexican or Chinese?chinese10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?aggressive11. Do you love someone on your friends list?i love all my friends. 12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?YES13. Love or money?money is nice, but I have to say love14. Credit cards or cash?both15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?uh yeah16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?5 star hotel17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?oh my god that was a long time ago. no comment...lol18. Would you shave your entire body (includi

God Has A Has For Each Of Us
God has a plan for each of us . And I have a feeling that there is such a wonderful plan for you! I pray that the paths you walk and the roads you travel will take you to amazing place> Places where you see the possibilites, where you discover what it's like when dreams come true, and where you come to understand the promise and the potential of all the wonderful qualities insideyou. I pray that God"s plan for you will gradually unfold before you eyes, and that - like guiding lights continually showing the way -you will find glimmers of hope and happiness shining every single day. I pray that the people in your life appreciate what it"s like to be in the presence of someone as special as you are. You have the of gifts that are given to so few.

Kissing
Scientists from New York State University have found that men and women view kisses differently, with females more likely to judge a potential mate on the first kiss. Finding subtle differences in kissing techniques is an evolutionary trait developed by women to find the perfect match for children, the experts said. As well as being a turn-off, bad breath can be a sign of health problems and a negative memory of a first kiss for potential mothers. Lead researcher Dr Gordon Gallup explained to the Daily Mail: "While many forces lead two people to connect romantically, the kiss - particularly the first one - can be a deal-breaker. "Kissing is part of an evolved courtship ritual. This may activate mechanisms that function to discourage reproduction among individuals who are genetically incompatible." The study also found that women see kissing as an important bonding mechanism which is important to the long-term maintenance of a relationship, while men see kissing as less

Listen To My Heart......
Listen To My Heart So cold an emotional strain that pushes me to a nothing less state To be held so close is what I longingly contemplate All my love unleashed as I wish to be held only by you But it’s my heart that you hold so dear a love meant to be so true Passions of a lethal ending stemming from what started off as a romantic beginning Still I find my life steadily descending I strive to love and to live a life of sanity because that is the essence of living My sanity is just a formality of this reality that really doesn’t exist Covered from head to toe in a tear created mist My heart has began to miss the gentle touch of your hand and a heart felt kiss Those moments that showed me love unconditional Those moments that felt to be more than just mystical I just wish that my life could be swarmed by you All of my gray skies will be sunny clear and my life again will never be blue Each day I await this pain to be just a dream But

Terrible Sad News
I got some terrible news today. One of my good friend's sister was killed in a car crash yesterday. They were on the way to the grandparents house when it happened. She was instantly killed, but her husband and her 4 kids are in critical condition. Their father has a collapsed chest and is close to loosing his life. The children are all expected to live, but all have serious broken bones and needed facial surgery. Please my friends, pray for them. Especially that the 4 young kids not loose both parents for Christmas this year. Thank you my friends.

Up Commin' Shows
We have a few shows booked... They are: Jan 12- Murphys Downtown, Boca Raton, Fl Jan 25- Swapgrass Willys, Palm Beach Gardens, Fl Feb 9 - Underground, West Palm Beach,Fl Mar 22- Swampgrass Willys,Palm Beach Gardens,Fl Update...01.03.08 April 20- The 420 Experiment(Festival),West Palm Beach,Fl As more shows are booked, We'll let ya know!! Come support local music!! ESPECIALLY US !!!

No Point In Crying The Heavens Only Sigh
Well X-mas is over and I can personally say mine kicked ass. The exertion did too, sadly. I'm feeling alot better. My body is used getting used to alll the pills, so I'm sleeping less and not zombie-like. Heh as much. I still can't get into myspace guess I'll just make another one there. Because who the hell knows who reads this anymore. I want to restart my website on blogger, but I also want to dedicate a lot more to any business. I NEED $$. & I couldn't go job hunting if I wanted to. But...I got a webcam. So I'm going to advertise my readings more. If I CAN get any gov help for these bills piling up (almost dying is expensive) It's funny ppl who hardly know me. Worry. & It always suprises me. My adoptive uncle Roger will offer me a beer, but someone else;whom out of anyone I'd expect it from least.. Wouldn't give me a beer if his life depended on it.Then says "I'm too important to die over some stupid-shit".Creepy~ Another friend gave me 20 min lecture whilst we smoked a joint on

2 My Amazing Friend...
It's the end of the day and I was thinking about you, as usual. I want you to know how much I sincerely love the times we've spent talking. It means so much to me. It truly seems like I've known you forever and I honestly can't imagine life without you now. There will be no looking back, no second thoughts and no regrets. I want you and need only you ... and that love will only grow stronger. Do not be scared my love. Sometimes life hits you with unexpected things that take you totally by surprise. All I can say is you're the best surprise life has given me and your capacity for love, caring, and understanding never ceases to amaze me. I've truly been blessed by finding you and I'll never let you go...

Mumms And Other Fubar Insanity Pt.1
Is it just me, or has the quality of MUMMS really gone downhill lately??? Oh we have the usual good ones, "Shaved vs. Unshaved", "Oral vs. Anal" but the rest of them look more like commentaries that actual MUMMS. Sometimes it seems like people are really stretching to make an actual question up, one thats worth voting on.As long as we are on the subjects, guess i'll weigh in on the two above mentioned MUMMS:"SHAVED or UNSHAVEN"??? Gotta go with unshaven. Its an age thing. When i first started my sex career, there was only unshaven.(Heck, we were having a good night if we found a girl who shaved her armpits.) A woman's hairy bush was considered her crowning achievement, like the hair on her head. And it helped us to spot the real blonds from the wanna be dyed blonds. It also gave a little variety to the lower half. Frankly speaking all shaved ones look alike. I know some guys get turned off by the smells they hide, but body smells are part of natures pheromone process. But to each

Hey Here Is An Idea For All U That Want Points
I HAVE BEEN VERY GENEROUS WITH SCORING UR BLOGS BULLETINS AND YET NOT ONE OF U LADIES LOOK AT MINE AND COMMENT SO BEFORE I RATE 1 OR 2 MORE PICS I WOULD LIKE FOR U TO RATE BY BLOGS RESPOND TO ALL MY BULLETINS AND PICS LIKE I DO URS OTHER WISE IM GOING TO KEEP THIS STRICTLY COVERSATION ONLY I HAVE COMMENTED ON WHAT I CAN I HAVE RATED FAIRLY BUT GOT NOTHIN IN RETURN AS FAR AS POINTS OR COMMENTS OR RATINGS SO LETS BE FAIR AND LETS TO WHAT U WOULD LIKE DO WITH UR BLOGS AND ETC PLEASE LOOK AT MY STUFF AND I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR THANX