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We
im not here I've left this shell my soul now travels free/// i'm not dead it's just quicker a way to find the one for me//// tired of judging and blaming folks they will be what they will be//// I've found salvation, my way away, I finally have the key/// let go of the negative vibes the harsh feelings and you can see/// any and everything you wish to see. ever so clearly//// you can understand every chirp of bird every bumble of the bee/// the only thing I can not find I search for desperately//// I have half of what I seek as well as the recipe/// I just need a little you to make a serving size of we....

What Would You Do?
What would you do if I told you I loved you. Looked in your eyes and said I'd never leave you, held you and kissed you and made you so happy then one day I said this could no longer be said, that I need both, some time and some space. I've got to get all my priorities straight made you promise not to find someone new then I find another, then what would you do? Would you cry and think that your better off dead reflecting on memories trapped in your head and just when you think that you've lost everything I worsen the feeling by removing your ring and tell you I'm happy with somebody else you'll actually think about killing yourself but something inside you is still fighting back your heart is much stronger, but something it lacks my love that I've taken away from your heart has taken your heart and broken it apart but you sit there waiting for me to return and something inside me is starting to yearn you'd rather die lonely t

Gotta Be Somebody
This time, I wonder what it feels like To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of But dreams just aren't enough So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene Straight off the silver screen So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with Cause nobody wants to be the last one there Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares Someone to love with my life in their hands There's gotta be somebody for me like that Cause nobody wants to do it on their own And everyone wants to know they're not alone There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere There's gotta be somebody for me out there Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight And dammit this feels too right, it's just like deja vu Me standing here with you So I'll be holding my own breath, could this be the end Is it that moment when, I

First A Taste
I'd like to take a minute out of my day to support a cause; www.leap.cc Leap stands for many of the very values I feel and I am appalled that there isn't more being done to end the needless prohibition. Today www.Foxnews.com had a highlight of old laws that are still on the books today. It got me to thinking.. What happened to land of the free, home of the brave? It appears we are more geared towards limiting the freedom of others because we are scared of some token end result. We exaggerate this token end result and in turn fan the flames of the phenom we perpetuate. The financial crisis of today is very real. We cannot be wasting tax dollars on broken crusades. We spend over 69 billion a year on this war instead of obtaining tax revenue. The not something you can stop. It is a war with human nature and unfortunately, curiosity got the human high as well as killing the cat. This prohibition mentality stretches farther than just a war on drugs... but that is for

Everything Is Possible If You Believe.
Your Daily Motivation – Everything Is Possible If You Believe. Friday January 2, 2009 EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU BELIEVE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are no real barriers to your success. You must simply overcome any doubts you have about your ability. Your self image prescribes the limits for your accomplishments. It prescribes the area of what is possible for you. Don't be afraid of living. Believe that life is worth living and you will create that fact around you. If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as broke, that is exactly what you will be. You will never succeed until you believe in your own mind that you can succeed. You can be who you want to be. Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Free Webinar => How to Thrive in the Down Economy Free Webinar => Weathering The Coming Financial Storm Free Webinar => Beauty To Die For? =

Sex
I need sex. I don't mean the hearts & flowers kind either. I mean, pull my hair, spank my ass & leave bite marks sex. The kind where I can't walk for a day or two. I think there might be something wrong with me that I think like that. Most females I know want love & tenderness. I want the kind of animal sex where you actually meld with the other person & are not even completely you for a while. Do I need therapy? Maybe that is all I need.

"the Ho Anthem"by Shakey Lee
I'LL MAKE YA TICKLE FO A NICKLE WIT MY PICKLE SYCKLE I'LL MAKE YA HOLLA FO A DOLLA USIN JR. BOLLA AINT NO SHAME IN MY GAME EVEN WITH A THREE INCH HANG, YOU GOTTA PAY TO BANG! CAUSE IT'SA PLAYA THANG, AND IF YOU AIN'T GOTTA DOLLA THEN DON'T BOTHA TO HOLLA AT THIS BOLLA TILL YA GOTTA DOLLA GIVE ME A RING AND IF THE DOLLA SIGNS ARE SINGING CHING CHING!THEN I'LL MAKE YA SCREAM BLING BLING! I'M GONNA MAKE YA SCREAM TO THESOUNDS OF THE CHING CHING! I WAS RAISED TO NOT BE AFRAID TO USE MY SPADE TO GET PAID TO GET LAID HELL NO I AINT MAKIN NO TRADE BLING BLING! I'M GONNA MAKE YA SCREAM TO THE SOUNDS OF THE CHING CHING! BUT ON THE DOWNLOW IF YOU AIN'T GOT THE CASHFLOW FOR THIS HO THEN I GOTTA GO I GOT THE BEST FLAVAS OUTA ALL THE PLAYAS I'M THE NUMBER ONE H-O-E ASK ANY HONEY THEY ALL KNOW ME I AIN'T FIXIN TO LISTEN JUST BECAUSE YOUR EYES GLISTEN AND YOU AIN'T GETTIN A PIECE OF THIS ASS TILL YOU BUY A BENEFITS PASS AND SOME GRASS SO I CAN GET HIGH BEFORE I MAKE YOR HORMONES FLY I'M

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DJ Metal Queen @ Gods Forsaken Radio Metal Queen is influenced by many extremely talented guitarists, yet her all time favorite is Randy Rhoads. She is a guitar nut. Her favorite bands are Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, AC/DC. The reason she likes being a DJ is she loves being able to bring people joy through music. There is so much metal out there that the world hasn't heard yet, so she is always constantly searching for new bands. Plus she has had the opportunity to meet a lot of awesome people doing what she loves. So what are u waiting for come and rock out with DJ Metal Queen @ Gods Forsaken Radio!!!!!

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DJ Ruiner @ Gods Forsaken Radio Ruiner is influenced by Dimebag, is the reason Why he picked up a guitar, his crazy ass family, his crazy ass family here @ godsforsaken radio, and his baby cynthia. His favorite bands are Pantera, Slayer ,5FDP, Tool, and Slipknot. The reason he likes being a DJ is his brain is full of thoughts and ideas, in an effort to reassure himself that he is not insane, he brings them forth to the masses, if he ruins a few minds along the way....so be it. So what are you waiting for come and rock out with DJ Ruiner @ Gods Forsaken Radio!!!!!

Why Am I Doing This?! Lol
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary.com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: Amy UD: Amy to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover. she pulled an amy on my heart. (she stole or holds my heart) my heart was amyied. (my heart was stolen) watch out she will amy you. (she will steal your heart) you have yourself an amy. (you have yourself a soulmate) 2) Whats your age? ME: 22 UD: 22 1) A .22 caliber handgun 2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size 3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes. [[LMAO]] 1) Don't tote no 22's 2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's 3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22 (All examples from Rick Ross' Hustlin) I just wanted to add this extra one, it was definition number 3: The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together Haha I'm only 22

Special Sensual Poem.....written By Me Titled Hot, Sensual Love
Gazing so deep into her greenish eyes It’s romance setting the mood tonight Passions pursuing me, within her lips The room, decorated with candlelight. Caressing her naked body so tenderly Stroking my fingers, through her hair Captured by her sweet arousing scent To her beauty, a rose cannot compare. Her soft touch making me want more More of her tender kiss, more desires Overwhelmed, from intimate passion Tonight romance fuels our hearts fire. Breathing so heavy, with every thrust She digs her soft fingers into my skin Her soft moaning I love in every way As deep desires overwhelm us within. Clinching closer as she moans louder So aroused, from my seductive touch Caressing her neck, with my soft lips As she moans more with every thrust. As the night fades into early morning Seduction creates desirable pleasures I’m captured, by her exquisite beauty Going deep beyond my eyes measure. Her intense moaning overwhelms me Embracing her body, within my

Forever Friends
Forever Friends!!!!! Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is Forever Friendship. When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, Your forever friend lifts you up in spirit and makes that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. Your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you feel happy and complete, my family is my forever friends and the best thing about that is forever has no end!!!!!!

Complicated
So I've been seeing this guy off and on for about as long as I have lived here. He says he doesnt want to be tied down, so its a up and down roller coaster. I just want to have someone who loves me. Is that so hard? Why can't he commit? I try to figure out what I'm doing wrong, blaming myself. I know I should tell him to hit the road, but I can't. What should I do??

A Gift From Her To You
“EMPTY SHELLS" Walking along the beach and endless miles of seashore with time to explore! Empty shells are all I can see so I pick them up and carry them away with me. Quite a collection I find I have so I carry them for a safer place to be. The Sun beating down on them with a glimmer of light that catches my eye. More and more I find to carry with me a salvation hard to describe. So much beauty and so many different shapes! But they all lay in such a commonplace. As I carry these empty shells away with me, The weight begins to slow me down! So I sort through them one by one. Each carries a moment in need. Each one in different places I have found. And each with a memory that has only just begun! "THE BATTLE WITHIN" Love and trust the battle within, One of armor and one of cloth, Both equal in strength and at a great loss. Cornered by time to live again, A moment to go back to where you have been! The principles of pleasure intrude on a pleasant dream. Love

I Whispered To Her
In time she will surrender with eternity behind. The path outstretched long past the horizon. I whispered from the shadows "Don't be afriad." She took a step and then another almost without knowledge of her movements. Simply, she followed that sound - my voice beckoning. Yet there she stumbled. Looking around and realizing she was no longer home. Eyes search for a road that would lead her back. Though the feet do not lead. The journey had begun and only could she move forward. No footprints, nor breadcrumbs, nor trail there to return to what was. In her heart, she knew that it was in ruin. To the east. To the east she turned - the path ahead. Faintly there like the traces of a wraith. I saw her. Her hands quaked and her eyes began to water. She laughed and bit her lip terrified and paralyzed. My words tempted her and coiled around her face like smoke. "...I'm scared", she seemed to almost choke on the words. "I know." There is so little comfort in those

Sbgs ~ Your Cure To The Monday Blues!
Do You Have Monday Blues? Are your wondering what to do on a Monday? Do you want to rate but don't want to go through the BORED board? Are you tired of only rating only ezrate pics? Well, here is something different, fun, and exciting! SARGE'S BAD GIRLS The BEST bad girls you will ever meet! A listing at your fingertips of beautiful women with great pics. And of course the man that made it all possible. (He has folders of some of our best pics!) Give these bad girls a good old fashioned fu-spanking and don't forget to thank the man that made it all possible. Fan - Rate - Friend - Bling - Comment! You won't regret it! Sarge's Bad Girls Ecuadorian Goddess BAD DD *MISS JINKS* Vamp Morticia

Mohawks...the Other Other White Meat.!!!
not often do ppl have a hawk....and when they do...its usually new ..and only there for like a day or 2 till they shave it off. ...well....not mine....its getn bigger n better every day.....right now its green w/ black tips....and i think red w/ black tips will be next. so what goin on wit u???....and what makes you....you? RP

Most Amazing Love Songs...
Music Playlist at MixPod.com Lately i've been thinking about love songs... This is by Slipknot... Vermillion Pt.2 She seemed dressed in all of me Stretched across my shame, All the torment and the pain Leaked through and covered me. I'd do anything to have her to myself, Just to have her for myself. Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do When she makes me sad. She is everything to me, The unrequited dream, The song that no one sings, The unattainable. She's a myth that I have to believe in, All I need to make it real is one more reason. I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sad. But I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. I won't let this build up inside of me. A catch in my throat, choke, Torn into pieces, I won't. No. I don't want to be this but I won't let this build up inside of me (won't let this build up inside of me

The Journey Of Frienship ~ty Tj~
The Journey of Friendship The journey starts as people meet they watch each other to see if they have anything in common and hear their words as they speak. They soon realize that they people they have chosen to speak with have certain special qualities that helps them to complete themselves. The journey though it may be good for them to travel becomes full of twists, turns, and obstacles for the people to take. It is through these types of situations that you realize how true of a friend that you have and are. In this part of the journey your friendships will meet its challenges as some of your friends will stop. Some will turn around, turning their backs on you. And some will try to lead the way, acting as if they know how to get you through the difficult times. While a true friend will stand beside you take you by the hand to help you take the rough road ahead step by step with you. It is during this process you realize what friendship is, because those who stop or tur

Pictures
You look at them and think you know who I am. You see the images and the words on the pages and assume that that is all I am. Look at me.. Is all that you see really all that I am? Look in to those eyes.. Can you stare deep within them and actually see what is behind them? It will take someone strong and brave and patient to really stare deep in my eyes and take the time to really see what goes on with in my mind and with in me.

Celestial
I woke up today in an inescapable haze where had I just come from? Some impossible dream where I was in love There she was in that impossible alabaster the soft curving harmony of her body with those poison ruby lips. I can't live another minute without touching without kissing without possessing I can't face another faceless day. The opiate smoke of her words still in my imagination. The spiraling incapacity of her pleasure. It all couldn't have been dreamt the knicks, the aches they're too real. The dryness in my bones is too real. A thousand wells in a desert, and I'd walk through another just to reach her. Just to be a minute flare of her supernova. A glimpse of her perfection... a drop of her on my lips could sustain me another millenia. Touch me love me curse me maim me but please do not deny me... To ignore me is to destroy me down to the last speck the very last atom. To turn your goddess shoulder away would erase me. Namel

Copyrighted Material Do Not Copy!!!!
ALL TOO UNCONDITIONAL 2/13/98 JOIN MY CLUB IF YOU DARE FOR I CANNOT CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS THERE UNCONTROLLING OF WHAT OTHERS DO I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU NOT MANY PEOPLE SEE THE DANGER OF LIES FOR THESE ARE ROTTEN AND LAID UPON BY FLIES THEY CAN DESTROY A RELATIONSHIP WITH A COUPLE WORDS THAT MAY SLIP MY LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL TOO BAD NO ONE CARES AT ALL I DON'T THINK ABOUT THOSE DAYS ANYMORE WE HAVE THE FUTURE TO EXPLORE SO MUCH CAN HAPPEN TO THEE BUT NOT A SOUL LOOKS TO ME I AM ONE WHO IS LONELY UNTIL LIVE WILL BE SHOWN TO ME I SEEK TO FIND A PIECE OF MIND WHAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THESE TEARS OF BLOOD WILL SHOW

Copyrighted Material Do Not Copy!!!!!
UNDERSTANDING 2/25/98 MY LOVE IS LIKE A WILDFIRE WITH AN INTENSE HEAT TO LOOK INTO A PERSONS EYES WOULD MAKE THEM RETREAT NOT MANY THINK IT IS RIGHT TO SHOW SUCH LOVE IN TIME SO SHORT THE PEOPLE I HAVE SHOWN THIS LOVE HAVE PUSHED THE BUTTON "ABORT" NOONE UNDERSTANDS WHY I DO WHAT I DO FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND ME YOU MUST LET ME SHOW MY LOVE TO YOU PEOPLE CARE NOT ABOUT WHAT THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND FOR MY LOVE IS THE SUBJECT PRESENTLY AT HAND

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SONG #1 THE TEMPEST OF EMOTION 5/25/99 V1 I WATCH THE SUN AS IT SETS OVER THE SEA I WONDER WHY IT SEEMS EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME PEOPLE TAKE FOR GRANTED THE LOVE THAT I GIVE SOMETIMES ITS SO DAMN HARD FOR ME TO EVEN LIVE C1 THE TEMPEST RAGES ON IT RAGES IN MY BRAIN THE TEMPEST RAGES ON ITS DRIVING ME INSANE V2 I DAYDREAM AS I SMOKE A CIGARETTE THINKING OF HOW MUCH WORSE MY LIFE CAN GET I REALIZE THAT SOONER OR LATER LIFE FOR ME IS BOUND TO GET BETTER C2 THE TEMPEST RAGES ON IT RAGES THROUGHOUT MY SOUL THE TEMPEST RAGES ON I'M SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL V3 WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE YOU'VE GOT TO USE YOUR HEAD DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT WISHING YOU WERE DEAD LIFE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT YOU CAN RECIEVE TO MAKE IT WORTH LIVING ALL YOU NEED IS TO BELIEVE

Hmmm...... (2)
YA KNOW I WAS GOIN TO SIT HERE AND WRITE DOWN HOW I WAS FEELING AND MORE MINDLESS RAMBLES. BUT YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT...HOW MANY PEOPLE READ THIS BETTER OFF UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT I WRITE. NOT MANY. THEY ALL TRY AND UNDERSTAND YET THEY TRULLY DON'T. I FIND IT FUNNY AT TIMES HOW PEOPLE FEEL THEY KNOW ME YET DO THEY REALLY? OR THEY JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY CHOOSE TO ABOUT ME. YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW ME THEN ASK TALK CHAT WHATEVER. BUT WHEN YOU PREFER TO HIDE IGNORE AND TRY TO FORGET THAT IT EVEN HAPPENED, YOUR NOT GETTING TO KNOW ME YOUR CHOOSING TO FORGET ANYTHING EVERYTHING. TOSS IT AWAY LIKE YESTERDAY'S TRASH. WELL WHATEVER JUST HAD TO WRITE TO BE FREE OF SOME PENT UP EMOTIONS!! TALK WITH YOU ALL SOON! HEHE!!

Breathe, Bleed, Take...
Breathe in (Sucking ash) Bleed out (Face the crash) Take it out (Feed me) Look ahead (See me reflected) Take my hand (Let the past die) Open our mind (Let the dead speak) Listen close (Hear me scream) Hold me close (Oh My Gods!) Reach for me (Taste my fear) Take this from me (Help Me!)

Because
because you made me feel like i belonged, you made me feel beautiful You brought me happiness and that feeling i had never felt before But you also brought sorrow and I learned to forgive i never stopped caring about you, nor will i ever. Just dont forget it, because I love you I always will because Love never dies. If there ever is another chance, please let me have it.

My Johari Window
Arena (known to self and others) giving, introverted, observant, shy Blind Spot (known only to others) able, accepting, adaptable, caring, cheerful, confident, dependable, extroverted, friendly, idealistic, independent, kind, knowledgeable, mature, quiet, religious, sensible, sentimental, trustworthy, warm Façade (known only to self) intelligent, self-conscious Unknown (known to nobody) bold, brave, calm, clever, complex, dignified, energetic, happy, helpful, ingenious, logical, loving, modest, nervous, organised, patient, powerful, proud, reflective, relaxed, responsive, searching, self-assertive, silly, spontaneous, sympathetic, tense, wise, witty Dominant Traits57% of people think that silveroak is trustworthyAll Percentagesable (14%) accepting (28%) adaptable (14%) bold (0%) brave (0%) calm (0%) caring (14%) cheerful (28%) clever (0%) complex (0%) confident (28%) dependable (14%) dignified (0%) energetic (0%) extrove

Random Song Lyrics...not For Anyone Special
The First day Lyrics: Remember the first day when I saw your face remember the first day you smiled at me you stepped to me and then you said to me I was the women you dreamed about remember the first day when you called my house remember the first day when you took me out we had butterflies although we tried to hide it and we both had a beatiful night the way we held each others hands the way we talked the way we laughed it felt so good to find true love I knew right then and there you were the one ohhh I know that he loves me cause he told me so I know that he loves me cause his feelings show when he stares at me you see he cares for me you see how he's so deep in love I know that he loves me cause it's obvious I know that he loves me cause it's me he trusts and he's missin me if he's not kissin me and when he looks at me his brown eyes tell his soul remember the first day, the first day we kissed remember the first day we had an arguement we apologized a

Llama Leveler Of The Day
MISSYBEAR" N.A.P.RECRUITER-OMEGA BOMBER GREETER&LLAMA LEVELER&FU ANGEL"@ fubar All Llama Levelers will kindly leave 100 pic. rates each and leave a comment below that you have done so.....Thanks

One More Day
Cancelled compasion This our ignorance Light everlasting Much less eminent Stay time heals everything One more day to regret One more day to regret In my eyes I see Free deleverance Light everlasting Such is punishment You take me higher Than the lowest place yet One more day to regret (one more day) One more day to regret (one more day to regret) One more day to regret (one more day,one more day) You take me higher (one more day to regret) Than the lowest place You take me higher Than the lowest place (both) you take me higher Than the lowest place yet (than the lowest place yet) (than the lowest place yet) Cancelled compasion This our ignorance Light everlasting Much less eminent Stay time heals everything One more day to regret One more day to regret (one more day) One more day to regret (one more day) (one more day to regret) One more day to regret (one more day,one more day) You take me higher (one more day to regret) Than the lowe

Have I Freed Myself Of Shoulds Today?
Thou shalt not 'should' thyself. --Anonymous When someone tells us we should do something, do we want to do it, or do we feel mad that someone else is telling us what we want to do? Sometimes we forget that these messages are not our own, but are the desires of others. It's important to listen to what we tell ourselves, to be aware of which messages we're giving ourselves and which come from others. We can make a list of all our shoulds and identify where they came from: parent, boss, friend, self. Then we can decide which shoulds are want to's, and throw out the rest. Doing what we want to is very different from doing what we should, and we can usually do a better job of it. Have I freed myself of shoulds today?

Lucky 7 1 Day Only Bling Auction
I am auctioning off a Lucky 7 bling to the highest bidder. This is a 1 day auction and will end on Sunday, February 1st, at 8:00 AM fubar time (10:00 AM Central time). To place your bid go to my photo gallery and leave a photo comment: Good luck, and don't forget my Auto 11 Bling auction which is still active!

Mango
"I've always thought that eating a mango was a lot like having oral sex." I laid the the knife on the counter, wiped mango juice from my hand. "What the fuck kind of oral sex were you having, m'dear?" He explained. He was recollecting his mango-munching experiences in India. "I didn't have a knife, so I just did what the locals did - bit off a bit of the skin and devoured it that way." I pictured this whilst sucking on a peeled square of mango, and I have to admit, it did seem oral-sex-like. Minus the skin-removal part, of course. (c)2009

Night Casts A Long Shadow...
having been left to fend for himself, the young boy stood at the crossroad, barely illuminated by the old and yellowed streetlight. it was dark alright....starless and still, serving only to accentuate his sense of dread, as he waited for the last bus to appear. how was it possible that he could have allowed for this to happen, to be out so late, in a town he barely knew, and especially on this of all nights? just moments before, the fluttering sound above and behind him had caught him by surprise, and as he jumped he turned to see a bat disappear into the dark. he shivered and stood even closer yet to the lamp post, all too aware of his vulnerability. the light, meant to be a source of comfort, now seemed more a beacon for everything beyond its tired glow, announcing his presence to all obscured. and waiting. where was the bus? where indeed. unbeknownst to the boy, the bus was no longer, having been turned into a fireball from which no one survived. the fire had blazed bright

Want To Help Kids?
Some of the locals here in the Chattanooga area are trying to organize a benefit and charity drive for the unfortunate children all around the country. Mot asking for money, toys, clothes anything that would brighten up a day for a kid that really has to struggle day to day. I would really like you guys and gals on here to check into it, suggestions are welcomed, and I would love to put together something that changes a few lives. Anyone with any questions, feel free to ask.

I Want To Tell You Lies
I WANT TO TELL YOU LIES © Kalvere. All rights reserved I want to tell that little boy his Mom will be just fine I want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in time I want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonight I don't want to tell it like it is, I want to tell them lies You didn't put their seat belts on, you feel you killed your kids I want to say you didn't ... but in a way, you did You pound your fists into my chest, you're hurting so inside I want to say you'll be OK, I want to tell you lies You left chemicals within his reach and now it's in his eyes I want to say your son will see, not tell you he'll be blind You ask me if he'll be OK, with pleading in your eyes I want to say that yes he will, I want to tell you lies I can see you're crying as your life goes up in smoke If you'd maintained that smoke alarm, your children may have woke Don't grab my arm and ask me if your family is alive Don't make me tell you they're all dead, I want to te

Search For Your Heart
search for your heart, the song goes, what if is not lost, what if it is just broken, do you glue it together, do you nail it together, it says you will know, then how come it keeps breaking, it says search your soul, what happens if your soul gone, what we need is some time, it will heal, just look at it this way, our hearts are not gone, they are hiding, because they know the truth, we will love each other, no matter what, thats when our hearts will be there, to my love, ill say hi saying good bye is just so wrong. bedrock

The Day My Diet Destroyed The Planet
the day 'my' diet destroyed the planet. in saying this i need to offer up a qualifier, since i no longer engage in dining off of non-human animal remnants...the *my* is in reference to the diet of a large number of the human animal. we are not carnivores. we are, at best, omnivores which, due to the amazing foresight of nature and evolution, equipped us with the ability to digest carrion in times where our real food was scarce. our bodies are not designed to ingest or process animal flesh or their fluids, other than in the short term and, as nomadic creatures, there were times obviously when foods were scarce. this is the reality of our kind. the problems arose when two things occured, the first being that we stoppped being nomadic, to a great extent, and the second was when we decided that we could manipulate the lands surrounding us to suit our new-found needs, or perhaps more accurately-desires. both of these posturings of ours have directly and critically impacted on this pl

Here's An Update
So things have been going pretty well I suppose. Work has been busy but it's slowing down now. Which is a good thing. I had been working 40 hours in 4 days. Would have been working more but I'm not allowed overtime. Alannah's getting so big. She's 19 lbs 12 oz and 27 inches tall. She 'saying' mama and nana. And yesterday and today she has taken 3 steps all by herself! Back in Dec. she had her first plane trip when my uncle passed away. It was a nightmare trip out there that included canceled flights, a night in a hotel (thankfully paid for by the airline) a huge error on the part of the airline that included not actually booking our flight the following day and lost luggage. The trip back went off without a hitch. In April Mom and I are going to take a roadtrip (with Alannah of course) to North Carolina. Alannah will get to meet all our family down there and all three of us will meet Ms. Emma Mae. My uncle's gf is due any day now. It's a little weird for me.. I'm older than

[neurotic]
Man, there is NOTHING better than that feeling you get when you finally release all that tension you just let go and breathe that balled up knotted tightly spun feeling of having your stomach squeezed tightly around the 3,000 razors you just swallowed. It's transcendent of orgasmic. It's like feeling a peice of you escape, leaving only ecstasy and a rapturous lightness. Did I mention that rare, un-named anxiety dissorder I've been diagnosed with? Oh... the one that spikes my overdeveloped adrenaline gland, contracts every muscle in my body, and accelerates my metabolism, digestion and raises my external pain tolerence? I've mentioned that... right? I get the same response of running from a cyborg-tiger, shoulder cannons, laser gatling guns- the works when I'm doing something like say giving a presentation or keeping an engagement on someone else's time or going to a restaurant and making people wait for me. It can trigger from about any social situation wh

I Hate Myself For Loving You
Midnight, gettin' uptight Where are you? You said you'd meet me, now it's quarter to two. I know I'm hangin' but I'm still wantin' you Hey, Jack- it's a fact they're talkin' in town I turn my back and you're messin' around. I'm not really jealous- don't like lookin' like a clown. I think of you every night and day You took my heart and you took my pride away... refrain: I hate myself for loving you, Can't break free from the things that you do. I wanna walk but I run back to you Thats why I hate myself for lovin' you. Daylight spent the night without you But I've been dreamin' 'bout the lovin' you do I won't be as angry 'bout the hell you put me through Hey man bet you can treat me right You just don't know what you was missin' last night I wanna see your face and say forget it just from spite I think of you every night and day- You took my heart and you took my pride away... (refrain) I think of you every night and day You took my heart and you to

**there Are Two Kinds Of Beauty, Inward And Outward**
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Life's Apples Or Sour Grapes
life is too fast for some of us. we get older and stop to look at life as we lived it. only to find that we are not where we wanted to be. can mistakes be corrected? can a memory be real? can a lost love be recaptured? or is life just a sour grape waiting to be crushed under your own feet? I find these questions relevant to my life and i dont know all the answers. do you?

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Taking Out The Garbage
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My Poem
I had a dream You were there A soft breeze Filled the quiet air There we were You and I Fireflies fill The moonlit sky You take my hand Look at me Gaze into my eyes and cock your head, gently to the side I gaze back Lift my hand to gently stroke your hair And you, you do not shun away We continue to gaze Our fingers still locked You smile at me, sweetly, and letting go I fall into your grasp There you sway me left and right so slowly and so calm Your hand resting on my back My head rests softly softly on your chest Tears fill my eyes I realize, that it's you I love You wipe away the tears they disapear You smile just so sweetly and I continue to stay near Your hand travels from my back to the bottom of my chin You prop up my head and gaze into my eyes once again You lean down slightly Kiss me softly on the lips Your free arm wraps around my waist We're now in everlasting bliss

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One of my best friends had surgery today... she lost both her breasts to breast cancer. She's 35.... has a 7 year old little boy... and I love her beyond words. She's scared... and I'm scared for her... I've posted save the bewbie blogs before on myspace... but never here... This is something that matters a lot to me. Fighting cancer... in whatever form it takes. So this is for for my sweet friend, Cristal...and I want to say... she doesn't need breasts to still be the most beautiful person I know. Save the Bewbies... do something to help make a difference.

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Soon
Your tears should fall. When I am away. Your heart shouldn't feel alone. Throughout all these days. Across this land I send. Kisses soft as an angels touch. All my heart can feel. It misses you that much. I send my arms to hold you. To make your soul feel warm. And shelter and protect you. To keep you away from harm. Soon our lips will meet. And worries will go away. You can truly believe. Soon will come that day. Miki

Songs That Describe Me
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Living With Mystery Review
Living With Mystery by Stacey Padrick 2001 alias Finding God in the midst of unanswered questions. It suffices to list the Table of Contents: 1. Hide-and-Seek: The Mystery of Honesty 2. Beauty and Thorns: The Mystery of Love 3. When the Heart is Pierced: The Mystery of Brokenness 4. From Strinving to Stillness: The Mystery of Limitations 5. Treasures of Darkness: The Mystery of Suffering 6. A day in His Courts: The Mystery of Solitude & Silence 7. Living with Unfulfilled Longings: The Mystery of Desire 8. Seeing the Unseen: The Mystery of Hope 9. Celebrating our Belovedness: The Mystery of God's delight 10. Being Fully Alive: The Mystery of Life

You Used My Name In Conversations Cause You Ain't That Interesting
Your conversation was no surprise up with bob telling lies Wish I could remember where I met you, trying to remember so I can forget ya Changed my number 30 times you called and got my number from a friend 30 times Milkshakes brought you to the yard must've got caught up because you fell so hard You wasn't cheating ,could've believed in, we wasn't even like that Wasn't even trying, why you lying we wasn't even like that All up on myspace looking for my name, hoping that I would just write back, if somebody said your name to me who? huh? What? it wasn't that serious it wasn't that serious All up on my Celly blowin it up, all around your homies just throwin it up it wasn't that serious You was just something to do You always talk amongst the guys always fail to satisfy Used my names in conversations cause you ain't that interesting Acting like we best of friends no you don't know where I live Wishing it was something else, boy you know you need some help

Whats Wrong With These People?
Whats wrong with some people here.... Ahhhhh! I feel so frustratedddd cuz if im nice im like a flypaper for weirdos, pervs and crazypeople, but if im a bitch i could miss the chance to meet nice people, and its really hard to know who's a real and normal person....cuz many times some ppl pretended to be nice, but if they dnt get what they want they just become another hater..... And is the other weird group that cant be treated well cuz start to think ( and say bullsh*t...) Guys ( and girls ) I like fu to play, rate, and stuff but i dont fall in love here; and im not here to hate anyone....and no i dont wanna see ur hardest parts.... Ahhhhh im thinking about do the same that some friends already did, become a gosth...with a new profile. And yes my english is bad, so what? dont come to read my sh*t then hahahahahahahaa. Love to my friends. xoxoxo And so much love to those that doesnt hate me, and moreee love to the haters....

Sports Appreciation
I AM LONG-WAISTED, which makes participation quite limited in most. And means that I have to go to big and tall men store to purchase my shirts. When younger I enjoyed baseball, basketball, swimming, and fishing growing up and with my kids. Also skating, both ice skating and roller skating. I avoid dangerous sports like football and any kind of skiing or wrestling, except the latter playfully with children. At baseball I was pitcher at softball, and great at batting long flies to cousins for them to practise catching. I bat right-handed and throw left-handed. When pitching, I pitch slow under-handed, but otherwise I throw sidearm which is somewhat a strain physically. I am good at catching flies, but not grounders. In basketball I was great at shooting, including hook shot, and especially from long distances, a few times from 1/2 way down the court. I was poor at dribbling. At swimming, I am still great at floating and unknown how good my swimming still is. I was grea

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Hello to all. I remember when I was a kid, I remember my male friends and I always talking about how cool it would be to do porn for a living. For years now, I have had my hand in the porn biz. As a manager, editor, agent, and lately as a model myself. And now I can tell my friends, it's not as easy as you think. Men in porn seldom receive the money or notoriety that women do for the same work. While I don't find this as fair, I do understand the reasons behind it. Using myself as an example, I do male porn which caters mainly to gay, bi, or bi curious men. I do not do ( as in participate in ) gay porn, but as a male model I never say never. I have rather big 9 inch cock, and I know how to use it fairly well, I do foot fetish, bath / shower fetish, plastic wrap, wax fetish pics and videos; and that's just naming what I already have done, not to include what's to cum. ( pun intended ) But I don't see half of the attraction to my site as the later 90 percent of t

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I remember going to Sunday School and learning the history of the bible. I learned a little bit, but never kept up on it. I heard it was something to believe in for direction. But through life I met a guy off the street that came up to me and asked me what does the bible mean to you? I answered: direction. And he asked me what does b.i.b.l.e mean to you. I said I don't know. He told me it stood for Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.???? Question: My life, I like to drink, smoke cigarettes, party, and have a good time with all my friends and family. How would you rate me? Thank you Fubar members from usbadass64,a.k.a midknight outlaw. Talk to y'all later

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Just A Poem That I Wrote
Here is a poem that i have been writing for someone that was very special to me - My life, My love, but most important my best friend has left me Cant stop thinking cant stop wondering what if. why didn't it work? was it something i did? something i said? we'll never know! i lost him for good and i want him back in my life for good! it's not the same. can't seem to be as happy as i use to be. he was my smile, my life and most important my BEST FRIEND! now I'm just simple Amanda. i use to be happy Amanda. things changed and i can't seem to get through it easy. he was my 1st love and always will be! nothing can ever change that. he was the light to my day. not once did anyone see me not smile around you. i cared for you more then i did my own life. i know i lost you forever but all i want you to know is that i will NEVER forget you and i will always care and love you and i just want you back in my life. i cant seem to live everyday like the way i use

Jay's First Blog Here On Fubar :)
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Stupid Ex Lovers!!!
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My thoughts linger on the impeding homeless condition I've waltzed into again. And how I find myself unwilling to do anything about it. I'm tired of starting from scratch. In "good" news, I'm negotiating a gallery spot and I've got a lead on a magazine publisher here in town what have I done about it? Not much. I'm exhausted, and I seem to just play video games and hide. Maybe I just need to turn off my phone for a few days and unplug the internet... see where that takes us. Maybe I just need a few days in the sack until the fog clears. No, the truth is I don't need a vacation, or a trip, but I do need to escape a windfall a tide change I need to do something other than kendo training and biking in circles Like I'm training for a rematch... I'm afraid to fail again. I'm afraid to pay my bills. The stress hurts too much when it all gets yanked out from under me I know that I have to... and I know that I'm just delaying the innevitable on all fronts ba

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Surgery Tomorrow!
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Windfall.
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Suicide Is Never The Answer
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MORNING SEX - She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'

To All Who Wish To Read
being real means being you even when it's hard to do it means standing out even when people don't want you too it means crying for the right reasons and living life, the life you know must be lived it means if you make friends they are there because they are true to you,for you,because of you knowing what you love to do and not be ashamed of it because in that very shame is the same as not accepting who you are and being real means accepting the after, because after everything is said and done you want to know you got somewhere the right way

My Secret
MY SECRET Hot violence burnsLike a cancer in my breastSubdued, controlled, hiddenPain grasps my heartIn a strangle holdHorrors Haunt meIn dreams in wandersUnwanted, unheeded, unbiddenFoul memories its sourceA secret barely kept

The Global Impact Of The Multi-national Pharmaceutical Industry Part 3
Clinical testing itself has turned into a cottage industry. Human clinical trials are performed in four phases, the last phase being a post-marketing survey.[1] More than half of the $900 million average cost it takes to bring a new drug to market in directly tied to the first three phases of clinical trials. Of that, recruiting consumes 40%.[2] A quick number crunch with those figures to work with means that just recruiting the test subjects costs, on average to bring a drug to market, costs a pharmaceutical company around $180 million dollars. That’s a lot of money, a lot of incentive for profit down the line. For conducting the research, especially in cross-border trials, pharmaceutical companies will outsource to organizations specifically dedicated to conducting research who will then outsource again to doctors.[3] Herein develops one of the greater potential opportunities for the breakdown of ethical practices within the clinical trial industry. In Russia, for examp

My Story
I have been approached about 'my story'. Those who know me really and extremely well know what I mean. I have a few ideas on how to get it out there. I'm leaning more toward doing it in the form of artwork, with words...which was one of the idea's requested. I am having conflict with..WHY? Why should I? Is it REALLY that inspirational to have read someones story (or in my case, read AND viewed) knowing that whatever problem in life they may be having they can get through it if I can? I have been asked a lot lately by various people who know most of my story even by some who know only a little bit about me. I'm thinking that maybe doing an art piece of my story will be therepudic enough to just face some of the issues, I don't know. But for some reason people are really interested in wanting to know all the shit parts in my life. Weirdos!

Fu Bar Boredom
It's only every the first few weeks I'm back on this site that I find it entertaining. After that, everything gets fucking boring. I don't know what it is,but this site bores the shit out of me. I'll do whatever it is that I normally do. (which is next to nothing) Make a few "friends" only to have them turn out to be whiney ass bitches. Prime example is someone who's given me a lot of drinks on here the last few days. I thought "cool. Made a friend. Go into the lounge today, and she's accusing me of being an ass to the other bitches in the lounge. I ignored her, and was subsequently banned from the lounge. If that's how people really are here, fuck it. Don't need the drama.

Children
While scrolling through the mums this morning , I came upon two that ask the question of why people hate in here. Althought I am not to sure, I can only assume and make my own opinon as to why. Some are inscure and are struggling to be noticed. Some are just wanna be adults who cant seem to find their way thus have to act like kids on a school ground. These indivduals get off trying to attempt to put others down, rate them a 1 which btw has no affect on me cause I really dont give a flip. These juvinile pathectic people who try their best to upset someones life are really not worth commenting to . Your feeding into their dramma, dont even bother. You get more of a pay back when you dont cause that pisses them off even more. They arent able to get to you and upset your day. Like I told the two mummers, just consider the source and move on. This is my thoughts for this mornings

Don't Be Afraid
Take the leap of faith Do you want to be happy? Look at what's in front of you I'll make you happy not by my hand I'll make you happy wiith a presence A presence that overpowers me But a presense even better. Just love me please, or I'll be gone, and I tell ya, that's something I DO NOT want to happen. My love in way like that can move. I just hope it doesn't move away from you. I had a couple visit last night and my friend was right after all. Told me I want this and that, and I agreed, but in the back of my head, I'm tinking, I don't know. Is it fair for me to say "ok clean break and no more communication"? I just can't see it from a love I have now. It's a deep and true love. Well I hope it is. I just feel like saying "look back, at me, look at how things cans be. look in my eyes, look at everything that's going so well now, trust this, not in that" If I can convince I don't know, but, I'm giving it another shot. Only because I love her with the deepest part of my heart.

Your Girlfriend Called....
She wants your virtual d*ck back in your pants!! LMAO Honestly in the last month, I have had two "girlfriends" go through their boyfriends' phones, find my number and call me to ask me "How I knew" their boyfriend. My response always is "Hes a virtual friend on a website I sit and rot on most everyday". My question would be... what sort of threat does any chic on the internet pose with your boyfriend (if given close proximity- then she poses a huge threat if shes willing to put out but since we are talking about me.... Im not in close proximity and I dont put out)? Is he not allowed to have friends? Or not allowed to have friends that you dont know about, and approve? I find this both funny and sad at the same time. I never liked that feeling that I would get in my stomach when I got the suspicion that everything wasnt on the up and up like it should be. When I finally figured everything out, and busted the guy for being a cheating lying .... whatever; I felt so burnt. Like a total

What The Hell??!
Four boys were arrested for raping a 13 year old boy with a broomstick and a hockey stick. The rape took place on April 30th, in the locker room of the middle school. The boys charged, as well as the victim, were all members of the same football team. It is believed that the victim had been continually bullied and harassed for nearly two months prior to the assault and rape. All four suspects were identified by the victim and were arrested at the school on May 6, 2009. The four suspects will not be allowed back in school while they have legal iissues that are unresolved, and the Florida State Attorney plans on prosecuting all four as adults. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?!?!?! I MEAN DAME I KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO THREW SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND IT HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING BOMB SHELL I FEEL HIS PAIN AND I KNOW WHAT HE IS GOING THREW RIGHT NOW. IT TAKES AWHILE TO GET OVER SOMETHING SO TRAMATIC AND HORRIABLE LIKE THAT. IT TOOK ME 5 YEARS AND TO THIS DAY IM STILL NOT OVER IT + MY BES

Gonna Try This Again...
I want to give a VIP to one lucky person today. Ends at 2:00pm CDT tomorrow. If you're interested: The rules: 1) Impress me! (do not ask me what... this will automatically disqualify you) 2) Must not be a current VIP holder. 3) Must be in my friend and fan list. (new friends and fans are welcomed) Cheers... and good luck

Old Thing Creep Back Up
Old things start to creep back up in my mind once more I'm losing sleep In a place where I don't need to be again Razors edge won't dull the pain this time So easily we forget what was said I wish I could be as cold as you But I can't so easily forget losing a friend

Part I - When Tomorrow Comes – Waiting
My heart is heavy, and has been all day long, Because I clearly see you have so far to go. It is almost as difficult for lovers to meet As for the morning and the evening stars. So as I turn gray at my temples, And you still brush long thick tresses, I wait for you to clearly tell me that

Wandering Mind
darkness surrounds my body mind and soul, standing there with nothing but emptiness. caged to my own hell, wonder will i ever be free from this choatic world that surrounds me and others. wrist and ankl sore with blood driping from them as these chains are still shackled upon them. trying to free them but no luck, i am loose and can roam for i have rip the chains from the darkness i once stood.i may be loose but i am still chained, for years the darkness is all i have, the only friend ive made with, no one there to free me from the hell ive been through. if olny i can remove these chains, then maybe hope will come through, but till then i am stuck in this mortal world of the unknown, where nothing seems to exist, but the sounds of my own breathing, and the voices of my own inner demon, telling me of things that can be very distrubing, but kept to mind, if he were to ever be free. for feel that is why the chains around me havent been releaseed. What damage he could cause, is beyond my o

Be My Master
When was the last time you were really fu owned or owner? I mean the ownership that you get something out of? I'm sure its been a long time. Hightimes420 is holding an auction! On Monday, June 1st at 9pm est We are looking for those that want to get some fubux and dont mind helping their owner out. If you are interested send a private message to Perpetual Bliss. She will fill you in on rules and terms PERPETUAL BLISS~GM OF ACES UP LOUNGE~MEMBER OF RR~@ fubar LIVE DJS AND CAMS MAKE YOUR REQUEST COME ON IN AND CHECK US OUT CLICK THE LINK TO ENTER HIGHTIMES420

Avoirdupoi
avoirdupois \av-uhr-duh-POIZ; AV-uhr-duh-poiz\, noun:1. Avoirdupois weight, a system of weights based on a pound containing 16 ounces or 7,000 grains (453.59 grams).2. Weight; heaviness; as, a person of much avoirdupois.

Poee & It's Priests
POEE & It's Priests If you like Erisianism as it is presented according to Mal-2, then you may wish to from your own POEE CABAL as a POEE PRIEST and you can go do a bunch of POEE Priestly Things. A "POEE Cabal" is exactly what you think it is. The High Priest makes no demands on his Priests, though he does rather expect good will of them. The Office of The Polyfather is point, not to teach. Once in a while, he even listens. Should you find that your own revelations of The Goddess become substantially different that the revelations of Mal-2, then perhaps the Goddess has plans for you as an Episkopos, and you might consider creating your own sect from scratch, unhindered. Episkoposes are not competing with each other, and they are all POEE priests anyway (as soon as I locate them). The point is that Episkoposes are developing separate paths to the Erisian mountain top. See the section "Discordian Society" ORDINATION AS A POEE PRIEST There are no particular qualifications for Ordi

Leather Care
REMOVING MILDEWTo remove mildew from leather, create a mixture of one-cup rubbing alcohol per one-cup of water. Wipe the mildew area with a cloth dipped in the diluted alcohol, then allow it to dry. If the mildew persists, use mild soap and water that contains a germicide, then remove with a clean dampened cloth and allow to dry.WET LEATHERAn important key to keeping leather in top-notch condition is to treat wet leather before it has a chance to dry. Remove any dirt, mud, or other stains with a cleaning agent, then condition while the pores are still fully responsive. It is critical to remember that leather should be dried away from heat. If the leather in question is a garment, it's a good idea to stuff the garment to retain shape.REMOVING STAINSFresh stains from things such as blood and food can be cleaned up quickly with a damp cloth. Stains from oil or grease can be lifted by grinding ordinary blackboard chalk, sprinkling the area, and leaving the powder on for a twenty-four hour

Friendships
I am gratefull for the few friends that I have encountered on line, especially those who are not too wealthy to comprehend the meaning of that valued title. And I hope I did not let anyone down in that respect myself. Although chances are I did. True, some can come dancing across the field like sunshine on a dark day and then leave you to die like a fox on the run, none the less I will. For friendships have an eternal connection deep down inside that are forever - not just another one night stand or a passing fling. Perhaps these are the words of a foolish fool, but who am I to judge my self? I have pets that I call friends - but they have little choice in the matter. people do. I have absract friends which are my vices and addictions - cigarettes are my life and my wife. Coffee and my loud music - they are the mediums that I once shared with friends, they are here when the old school passes away into a memory of the good old days. I am still addicted to Jesus even - h

I Still Don't Care For The Term "blog"
Well, I'm bored as f&ck tonight. Fubar had locked me out for like 6 hours. I'm watching dirt track racing and on demand shows I've been missing. I've probably been as depressed as I've ever been this week. Pretty much all week. I wish I was still in Florida, reality was gone for two weeks :D As always, I try to focus on the positive things, but it seems like the problem isn't getting unsad. It's not even wanting to be happy consistently. So I'm smoking an apple tonight with a grill clicker to expand my imagination to think of good things to cheer me up. Like, oh yeah, I realized 20 minutes ago where there's spare parts in the house to fix my mt. bike. I'm going to canibalize another bike. It's been outta commission since last summer. So, I'll be looking forward to shredding woods and trails. I put the snowboard away and outta site. Instead of remembering good times all I could think was I didn't get to ride at all last winter. That motivates me really well. I think I wi

[in My Pants]
METAL GEAR SOLID 5... sort of. MGO:2 (MGS: Peacewalker) For psp: Squad based multiplayer sneak coop MGS Rising the next sneaker featuring RAIDEN! They did EXACTLY what I thought they would do and released a Raiden sneaker sequel, a Big Boss squadplay prequel. I need to change my jeans. The universe is no longer out to fucking get me. Between Diablo3, Borderlands, TWO FUCKING MGS GAMES!!! and ... assassin's creed 2, 2010 is going to be a VERY good year for games oh- and goty edition on ps3 for fallout3 (I get expacs finally). I suppose I COULD mention FFXIII, but I really don't fucking care about that franchise, as that franchise stopped caring about me 10 years ago. *raise middle finger*. I am FREAKIN out man... God DAMN I love GDC/E3 season. Red Dead Revolution and Bioshock 2 also deserve honorable mention. Fuck me I need a job.

War And Its Warped Sence Of Justice
Anger and fury blazing withinmy headTurning circles building until its shedWhen it blows I will no longer seeThe world through my eyes just the enemyA whole different man I then becomeA man of rage a loaded gunRounds will fire people will fleeUntil my rage is finally freeAches and pain will feul this fireTo breaks free amist thier faults To escape these flooded trench wallsA whole different man I then become In this battle that must be wonThis fury and rage that I now shed My new weapon to make the deadDie die die they all will Those who tempt my wrath to spillAnd cry cry cry is all youll do Cause my next victim wiil be you!!!!!! And now the fury then subsides All that is seen is pain And the suffering of innocent lives So metals they extend and checks we r paid nothing of the lives lost or the killers made

Buspirone Hydrochloride Information
Buspirone Hydrochloride Informationbuspirone-hydrochloride.infophone: 877-479-2455email: info@buspirone-hydrochloride.infoBuspirone Hydrochloride is used to treat generalized anxiety disorder. Your doctor may use this medicine to treat other conditions as well. Buspirone HydrochlorideBuspar affects the chemicals in your brain that may have become unbalanced and are causing anxiety.Take Buspirone Hydrochloride with food or milk if stomach upset occurs. It is important to take this medication exactly as prescribed. Do not increase your dose or take more often than prescribed. Symptoms will begin to improve within 7 to 10 days of starting this medication. However, it may take 3 to 4 weeks for the full benefit of the medication to be apparent.Before taking Buspirone Hydrochloride, tell your doctor your medical history especially: kidney or liver disease, any drug allergies. Limit alcohol intake as it may intensify the dizziness and/or drowsiness effects of Buspirone Hydrochloride. Use caut

Selling Fubucks For Fustuff!!
I have been on Fubar since January and would really love VIP, blast, or bling credits. I am a poor little girl. If you, or anyone you know, is extremely generous, please send them my way. If anything is sent to me today, I will automatically send you [or whoever] 500,000 fubucks. Please let me know and help me enjoy fubar even more!!!

[not Here For The Pie]
I didn't really have much to say so I decided to flow a bit.I made ... what is esentially the lowest form of food, its a saltback ham broth bean gruel. I managed to make it smokey, but the damn beans didn't finish right the first time around and the broth I had was like... liquid salt fat run off turned mostly solid again. It will totally keep you alive, but I'm also out of most forms of starch beyond a package of pasta and...instant potatos older than me.I do still have frozen corn! And... *looks suspiciously at his dog* my very expensive chorizo. I have everything I need to make my chorizo alfredo.Still waiting a couple days on jobs, still ... slowly decaying like everyone else over... wait I'm generating new cells til 34 nevermindPoint is... I'm not sure. I think Tree's doing okay. Me my bro and a couple friends are advancing in FFXI boy I tell ya, that game really picks up after level 60, but its work work work. Attune this, slay that, meander here, get lost there, make friends wit

Rewiring
Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on parishioners for upkeep and maintenance of the church. Once he asked my husband, Sam, to rewire the confessionals. The only way to reach the wiring was to enter the attic above the altar and crawl over the ceiling by balancing on the rafters. Concerned for my husband's safety, I waited in a pew. Unbeknownst to me, some parishioners were congregating in the vestibule. They paid little attention to me, probably assuming I was praying. Worried about my husband, I looked up toward the ceiling and yelled, "Sam, Sam, are you up there? Did you make it okay?" There was quite an outburst from the vestibule when Sam's hearty voice echoed down, "Yes, I made it up here just fine!"

This Week And Friday Being My B-day(please Read If U Wanna)
as u all know by now my birthday is june 19 pretty sure it says in b-day alerts...i see alot of birthdays in june..wow anyways i won't be able to take pics this week cause i am kinda busy gettin ready to have my dad and step mother down for my birthday ...u know gettin house clean and sum other stuff...they are taking me to see Yannie in concert...Im so excited and i am making my own birthday cake too...yellow cake with chocholate frosting mmmmmmmm=) saturday and sunday is a hit and miss for me...got other people comming down sunday..and my dad is staying til saturday...well i wanna say thanks to all my friends that have wished my a happy birthday and BOMB MY PIC ALBUM not sure what that means but cool...mean u like what u see here and that makes me happy...well i am hungry and got to make sum potatoe salad and devil eggs and get me sum breakfast...ill try to get back to u asap...be patient..oo yes i am still fanning the people that i haven't fanned yet...much love to u and for those w

Makes You Think
It is the month of August, a resort town sits next to the shores of a lake. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. Suddenly, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 dollar bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one. The hotel proprietor takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The Butcher takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig raiser. The pig raiser takes the 100 dollar bill, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel. The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 dollar bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute that in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit. The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 dollar bill to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients th

Lawyer Son
When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect. Asked about the occupations of family members, Mom answered, "My son is a lawyer." As a follow-up, she was asked if she had ever used the services of an attorney. "Only to mow my lawn."

As I Read Your Words Today....
So very happy was I from the second I saw your smile. Then you talked to me and the distance went to feet from miles. You are there and I am here, but your voice on the phone keeps us near. Feeling like a school kid again with butterfiles, As I have you on the phone with me my, how the time flys. You have all the right answers and say the right things, and we both agree we have what we want now to see what time brings. In just one brief moment of time, I thought i found my special one I was gonna make you mine. But fate always seems to see things different than me, Now I am wondering if you and me as in "us" will ever be. I kinda feel a small hole in my heart, I feel kinda of taken back really a bit torn apart. I never give in quite so easily, but making you happy was all i could see. Just some mean words from you were said to me, and now I feel worse than hurt I feel so empty. As I am sitting here tonight writing my feelings on here, You need to feel these words as

2nd Half Of The Battle
Shhhh, daddy's homeHoney?You know you never did see meAnd you never needed meYou never even cared to hear meIt looks like you're the next one bleedingYou know you never did see meAnd you never needed meYou never even cared to hear meIt looks like you're the next one bleedingI remember that time when I killed my motherThere was no ill intension believe me I loved herBut I loved him more, he was my reason to liveAnd all the things she did to me I could never forgiveSyringe filled with bleach into her arm I injectedThen I stabbed her in the stomach till the bed turned redAnd now she's dead and then daddy comes homeHe's coming up the stairs and then he opens the doorHis face was filled with fright, he knew I took her lifeHe looked into my eyes and then he started to cryNo need to cry daddy cause you'll join her soonBecause she learned from you which is why I gotta kill youYou know you never did see meAnd you never needed meYou never even cared to hear meIt looks like you're the next one bl

The Eulogy/black Mass
Welcome, Brothers and Sisters, you see, we are gathered here today, without mourning this loss, we are here to celebrate, praise the Devil of a deity, you see your God is now dead, here in just a moment, we will open this casket, and allow everyone, the chance to walk by, and spit in the face of the recently deceased, but before we pay our final disrespects, I believe we have some guests with us, that have a few words to share on this glorious day, So if these folks would come up to the front, and speak clearly into the microphone, we will start this eulogy, for the funeral, for God. It's a funeral for God welcome to the black massDesecrating Gods temple with broken shards of stained glassSelf mutilation rituals performed by individualsWhere the dead go head at your pentaclesInto your palms writing Psalms on your walls with shitPulled from infants entrails and smeared on titsCovets of Satanic Witches trippin' on LSDCovered in human blood and feces having orgiesOffering the virgins

I Dont Wanna Stop .....
kissing you in the rain touching you pulling you close people watching us i dont wanna stop stolen moments on the dance floor you feeling so good so close to me i dont wanna stop just cause they say its wrong bites along my skin cries for more looking at their curious stares i dont wanna stop i wanna stay like this forever my mind screaminggggggggggggg i dont wanna stop

On Dreams Of Perfect Love
ON DREAMS OF PERFECT LOVE.................A misty sunrise fills the east With yellow, gold and red. The bowl of space a palest blue, Sheds light upon our bed. The warmth beside my soul, a feast Of love for only you. So let the birds, with song, remain Within the morning hours, To pour upon the crisp, new day A hope, like cleansing showers. For you I send refreshing rain To wash the past away. A quiet breeze so warm and slow, Has drifted â€˜cross my face. It brings the scents from flower climbs, And leaves without a trace. It stirred this battered heart, you know, To love this perfect time. Like whispers lost at sea, we soar Beyond the sky of fire. Together. Lost together, free To claim our each desire. Like leaves we float to earth, once more To close our eyes and be"

So What Is It?
What do you do when your world seems tilted? Wake up every morning and things seem to be off. Not in an overt way but just slightly off. Go about your day in the normal way, but always in the back of your mind you know something is ….off, wrong. You really don’t have the time to stop and think about it, but it’s there lurking. The days go on, the feeling grows, the world tilts more but you push it back because you don’t have time to deal with it and everything else. You don’t realize it will threaten to overwhelm you because you just push it behind you. But one night, when you are vulnerable, It hits hard, like a smack by a two by four. It seemed like it came out of no where, but it was always there, lurking. You can almost hear snickers as it retreats back to sit and wait for another perfect time.

Gemini
I'm not sure why I'm trolling facebook now and taking their quizes, but yeah I am. Is this me? The Week of the Seeker – Gemini 3 June 11-18 You are always on the move – probing, testing, tasting and exploring the most interesting things life has to offer. You are not afraid to take chances and are attracted to risk and danger. You are restless and life is never dull around you. You are truly independent a real adventurer. You stretch the truth and please those around you with your undeniable charm; you often get your way. You are good with money. Love and affection are important to you, you can be warm and giving and then cool and detached. You thrive on change and often move from one partner to the next. Strengths: Exploratory – Risk Taking – Money Wise Weaknesses: Emotionally Volatile – Disillusioned – Impatient

Taken
In arms of an angel the body did layquiet and motionless as the angel prayedbroken is she the body i have but bringing of souls is all that you askonced loved by many now despaired but the soul she had has long left hereweep for her not for she is alive in lifes only afterlife she now will abideyou to some day will have this pleasure as long as you believe in the lords after life

Last Ride Home
Grace to what i ask myself, for all i have seen and done, yet not satisfied and not ready to quit. Still wanna fuck more, still wanna do more, still wanna make me; i feel someone still owes me that last call "booty"-won't it be nice if i stage my own fiction of what i have become, see for myself what i want and get it done right, leaving behind all this fake scrappers who comes around pretending they do; whilst amongst a mist. I want to know better, i want to give better, do i say "she" yes i heard that, wish you are here, we could really do better. I can really become me. send me a love song.

Wrong Place, Wrong Time The Story Of Calamity Jane.
My luck has never been the best. My choices deserved to be reproached. From the sheltered life i have lived as a child and a teenager, to being forced to marry the first man I "gave it up to"....and I think God why couldn't I have held out for a better man?..but marry him I did, and he was a selfish, arrogant, abusive son of a bitch. No where to run, because my parents didn't believe me when I said he was hurting me, when he finally beat me for hours and put me into the hospital, I ran to my friends not my family. I ran to the people who knew the truth, the people who looked after me. my chosen family. I also fell in love again, and thought I was given a second chance. And God help me I really loved him. I was 22 and he was 18, but he made me laugh, his touch made me shiver and I though I finally found it, and so this is what it's like to finally be happy. No matter how badly things have turned for me and this particular person now, he stood by me when I bruised and broken. He watche

'sex Plot' Sailors Sent Home
A GROUP of sailors from HMAS Success has been sent home and an inquiry is underway after they allegedly plotted a challenge to have sex with as many female crewmates as possible. The sailors allegedly detailed their plot in a document called “The Ledger” where dollar values were placed on each woman's head, during an overseas deployment in May, Channel Seven reports. Larger amounts were offered if the sailors could sleep with a female officer or a lesbian and sailors challenged each other to have sex in various locations, including on top of a pool table, the report said. The arrangement was discovered while HMAS Success was visiting Singapore. The captain ordered the sailors to immediately return home to Australia after they were formally interviewed. The Defence Department has launched a formal inquiry into the incident and confirmed an unspecified number of sailors from the Success, one of the fleet's biggest ships, returned to Australia in May. Related C

See What I See.
Look into my eyes of green, see you looking back. Find your-self so serine, make your-self retract. Find your soul, wash it clean, calmly you react. Then no more in-between, the first and second act. Enjoy.

Pandora's Box
Random thought of today- Before you decide to go on the road to self discovery think about the consequences. You could be opening Pandora's box. And instead of finding yourself you could completely lose yourself.

I Was Yours To Hold
I see you standing here But you're so far away Starving for your attention You don't even know my name You're going through so much But I know that I could be the one to hold you [Chorus:] Every single day I find it hard to say I could be yours alone You will see someday That all along the way I was yours to hold I was yours to hold I see you walking by Your hair always hiding your face I wonder why you've been hurting I wish I had some way to say You're going through so much Don't you know that I could be the one to hold you [Chorus:] Every single day I find it hard to say I could be yours alone You will see someday That all along the way I was yours to hold I was yours to hold [Bridge:] I'm stretching but you're just out of reach You should know I'm ready when you're ready for me And I'm waiting for the right time For the day I catch your eye To let you know That I'm yours to hold [Chorus:] Every single day I find it hard to say I could be yours

Gearing Up For The Fight I Don't Want To Have But Must :s Pt 1
I'm not in the mood to have this fight but I must . . . . Just found out today that my daughter will not be receiving TSS service next school year, cuz the school didn't/refused to provide input. This is good on one hand cuz now the school district will have to step up and do right by this child. On the other hand, the school district can keep being an ass and refuse to provide the child what she rightfully needs to excel in school and life. I'm going to bet that the district will continue to fight me and my daughter. The school district dropped the ball when she was little and totally ignored the signs that this child is autistic. . . all the therapy that she would have been given is geared towards children around the age of 3, there is no program or help for adolescents that need the must needed therapy that the 3 year olds are getting. I've tried for 13 years to get the district to do right, and now it looks like I have no choice but to take to the Dept of Education and pursue

[attempt Number 2- That Dish]
*mutters in creole*Alright, so ... I just found out I can make huarache but that's not important.What IS important, is that... *yells at tv screen*what?Oh-I've picked up a discount pork butt roast(shoulder)and I have intentions of creating the legendary chile verde of topeka's Rosa's (again).*sigh*this is something that has eluded me for an entire year since they closed their doorsthe DAY OF MY COLLEGE GRADUATION > < !I think I'm lacking tomatillos, but really I think I'll live.I know exactly how it tastes, I'm hoping this offering will be adequate.If not we continue to reverse engineer.Speaking of reverse engineering.Huarache. I need a steady supply of masa. You can make this out of 1 egg, 1 quarter cup of milk- and crunchies of tortilla blended into a batter consistency.Its the same method Alton Brown used to make masa tots, only I didn't go as nuts with mine, think ... hocake, only... tortilla only... naan.So its a corn pan bread, and the additives really are endless- but there's no

So
I am sick of the fucking rain..it feels like I live in Seattle. Iam leaving in 2 days for NY..will be gone for a week. Just an FYI to those that give a shit. Yes John and I broke up...yes I am still going to visit. to the ones whom feel like stalking and starting shit..it would seem the news was not out. *end rant*

[i'm Gonna Go Make Almond Cookies/ragebomb]
So I used the phrase "look you have to learn to take risks and learn to trust people-"and got cut off with "not right now, not necessarilly with you""then what's the alternative? Get a clone? Program a robot to agree with you and accept you unconditionally?"Then I went on a tirade about self indulgent caution and nervous bullshit.I asked Tree to call me if she ever got into a better mental stateinformed her that she's very self-absorbed in this whole process of woe is me and I'm teh scared.and that I was tired of the complete lack of any acknowledgement of the guilt and pressure that had been placed on me.Then I realisedI really didn't want her to call me if she ever did.And said so. I'm gonna go make almond cookies.

Seasons Of Love
SEASONS OF LOVE............................... When tender leaves are budding greenand all is new...remember me.I'll think of you with heavy heart...emotion, yet unseenAnd come the summer's starry nightwhen roses bloomand life is sweet in Nature's womb,I'll wish for you 'till darkness fades to light.And when the green has turned to gold,the leaves will fall as tinted tears,my soul will call across the miles, its secret love, untold.For when the earth is cold and bareand all is white with winter's snow,the fire's light will blaze in eyesthat whisper still... "I care

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"There's a new party being born... The People Who Hate People Party."People who hate people, come together!"No!"We're kind of having trouble getting off the boards, but y'know."Are you going to be there? Yeah. Then I ain't fucking coming. You're our strongest member! Fuck you! That's what I'm talking about, you asshole! Fuck off! Damn, we almost had a meeting going."It's so hard to get my people together." Bill Hicks, People Who Hate People

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"Please, Your Honor, I'd like to be excused from jury duty," pleaded an anxious-looking man. "Why should I excuse you?" asked the judge. "You see, I owe a man fifty dollars, and he's leaving in a few hours for a post abroad. He'll be there for years and I want to catch him before he leaves, for it may be my last chance to repay him." "Excused," stated the judge coldly. "We don't want anyone on the jury who can lie like that."

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Ran out the back door to go to the garageIt's daytime but it looks like a mirageThe air is thick and calm and everything's hazyA red orange goo blocking sun from letting grazingThe garage door is opened so I go on insideSearch through my pockets find the keys to my rideI got inside my car and I started it upThe muffler blows smoke it hasn't been drove in monthsI back out, turn around then I head down the drivewayI drive down the street until I get to the highwayI don't even know how to get thereTime is passing like the trees I just stop and stareBlankly out the window, it's like the car drives on its ownTaking me where it wants, destination unknownUntil I pass a sign I read it in my rearviewWelcome to Silent Hill, the road is Lathan AvenueWelcome to Silent Hill - we hope you enjoy your stay hereWelcome to Silent Hill - where reality becomes your worst fearWelcome to Silent Hill - try to trap your sanity inside your headWelcome to Silent Hill - where the population is deadThe road was b

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Fake
If yo are looking for VIPS, BLAST, FU BLINGS PACKS.Then you are looking in the wrong place. I am sick and tired of all these beggers on FU. If you think acting like your my friend is going you anything. then you saddly mistaken because i am not buying you a damn thing. so you fake ass people, stay the hell away from me.

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Team Sports Team sports are prevalent in our world and seem to be increasing in popularity and diversity. Dreams of team sports include the dreamer as observer, player, or coach. Many times, it's a dream of wish-fulfillment -- just wanting to be a sports legend. However, it the coaches and other players seem very familiar to you, or are actually people from facets of your waking life, the dream has more to say. Most times, the dream is about participation and connectedness to the common goals held by others in your life. Being a team player and getting with the program are emphasized often in work and family these days. Whichever of the three roles you most identify with determines your self-awareness within the team sport. Observing from the audience may indicate that you are feeling off the team or outside the action. Observing as a player who does not enter the game indicates that you feel others are ambivalent about your skills, or you yourself may be so. Being a player sho

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My eyes are open the world is spinning. The restes are closed while mine are open. Close those eyes which seem to not want to. Close those which seem to want to see eveything around. Open to all that doesnt want to see. Open to all that does want to know. To be scared is the worse feeling in the world and we all go through it, but god damn it open your fucking eyes say something. Stop letting people hold you back. I want to close my eyes but i cant no matter how hard I try. Why wont you? Trying to make it through this world is hard. Trying to make it through this world alone is even harder, but when you have no one and no one is will to help then there is nothing. So my eyes stay open while your stay shut. Everything is spinning around, everything is turnning, what am i to do. Wait. Leave. Give up. The only thing i ask is for you to open your eyes.

Ranting About My Relationship.
Ok. I'm a bit pissy so bare with me. This is a rant. 100% Now explaine to me, if you supossedly care about the woman your dating, why you visit her once, MAYBE twice a week?I've been dating my best of 5 years for the past month and 2 weeks. It started fun don't get me wrong. But heres the issue. I see him twice a week if I'm lucky. Now I wouldn't have a problem if it was just that. My guy works 5 days a week. Ok I can under stand that. but get out at 930 pm. doesnt need to be at work usually till 930 am, and in some cases I found out, until 2 pm. Instead of driving 15-20 min for a home cooked meal, a back and foot rub, and sx, he plays poker. EVERY NIGHT. I mean really? I understand he wants to make a career out of it. Like tonight. He got out at 7pm. 9 30 if he stayed late (I dont know any more) I took the night off for my band and for him. Rather then come over he played poker. Doesn't have work until noon. Comes over at 12. Takes a shower. Goes to sleep. Not even a good night kiss

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WHAT'S REALLY IN THE OBAMA HEALTH CARE BILL?Almost no one knows, and here's why: It's 1,017 pages long andwritten in an alien form of bureaucratic English that can barely bedecoded. Your government representatives have not read it all, yetvote on it. A U.S. Army translator has been found who speaks"Washington Doublespeak" and he was kind enough to decode the billand post his plain-language findings. Read these very carefully! This is Socialism folks... governmentcontrolling everything! • Page 16: States that if you have insurance at the time of the billbecoming law and change, you will be required to take a similar plan. Ifthat is not available, you will be required to take the Gov. option! • Page 22: Mandates audits of all employers that self-insure! • Page 29: Admission: your health care will be rationed! • Page 30: A government committee will decide what treatments and benefitsyou get (and, unlike an insurer, there will be no appeals process) • Page 42: The

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Your Walk Says You're Bold You are outgoing, funny, and friendly. You love attention, and you make sure everyone knows when you enter a room. Other people see you as confident. You are proud of who you are, and that shows immediately. You are careful, thoughtful, and detail oriented. You tend to test people's patience, but your patience pays off. You tend to be all work and very little play. You are too responsible to let loose. What Does Your Walk Say About You?

Light And Shadow (the Thoughts Of Mem Chapter 7)
I Am A Being Of Light And Shadow. I Blend In Without Blending In. Just Like A Smoke Screen I Am A Illusion That Wonders The World. You Can't See Me, You Can't Touch Me. Hell You Can't Even Be Me. Because To Be Me You Have To Know What I Am. You Have To Let Everything Go. You Have To Live For Everything And Die For Nothing. I Am Not A Myth. I Am No Means A Legend. I Am Just Me Rather You Call Me MEM or Tommy They Are One In The Same. Tommy Is My Light Side. MEM Being The Shadow. Or Maybe It's The Other Way Around. Maybe MEM Is The Light. The Evolution Of What Tommy Is Suppose To Be Since Tommy's Life Has Had Alot Of Dark Moments. So Maybe Truth Is MEM Is The Forecoming Light That Should Be Showing Through The Shadow. Maybe MEM Will Break The Darkness Of The Abyss. For Only Time Can Tell Because As Of Now I Am Just That: A Being Of Light And Shadow. As It Is Written As So Shall It Come To Pass: Quote The MEMesis. NEVERMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Does It Happen?
Are you wondering how to win your girlfriend back? Occasionally when a relationship, especially a new one, comes to a quick end, either one or both of you are still in doubt whether it really is the end. How To Get Your Girlfriend Back Magic Of Making Up System How To Get Your Ex Girlfriend Back

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Need Advice From Some More Women.
Well those of you who already know my predicament have given me advice, I am looking for more. I have been with the woman of my dreams the love of my life for a year and a half. I did everything I could to make her happy, I would cook her dinner every night, clean the house so she could come home and relax, make her a bath and just sit there and enjoy her company. Then if she needed it, I would give her a no strings attached back rub. I have spoiled her to no end, then one day she just starts acting like she doesn't care anymore. Mind you we are both very busy, on top of doing everything for her I was working 48 hours a week at one job, and working 40 hours at another never having time for for myself, but the sacrafice was worth it because she was always happy. She to was working 40 hours a week at a job I got her set up with. I love this woman with all my heart and soul, yet i was hurt by her sudden lack of affection. I would do anything to get us back to where we used to be, she is t

I Will Love You Anyways
You walked into my Life, when my world was dark and cold, you held out your arms, and my heart and soul you did hold. You promised you would never leave, that you would always be there, I never knew that I meant so much, that my heart was worth enough to care. You showed me so many things, I started to dream of you every night, you melted the coldness in my heart, with the warmth of your light. I ended up falling for you, how could I not - you're an Angel in disguise, and every touch from you makes my soul hot. But then you told me it's not the same. for you only think of me as a friend, I cannot understand this, the wrong messages you did send. I never knew you bought your friend flowers, and touched them like a lover, I never knew you held your friends' hand and caressed them under the covers. I am so far, I cannot turn back now, you are My Best friend, so what do I do now. I don't know much, except here I am again in Love with another man who only wants to be my friend. I'm not

Chapter One..revised
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intolerance, self glorified ignorance has got you down with your face pushed against the fence why dont you finish yourself, since you dont really care let these screams in your head be the last thing you hear just go hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you with the fuck is wrong with you Mal-speak(mal-speak), suffocates (suffocates) tolerate, no one is innocent experience (experience) intolerance (Intolerance!) familiar (familiar) Screaming faces! NO ONE IS INNOCENT!!!!!! Hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you what the fuck is wrong with you hey you what the fuck is wrong with you why dont you finish yourself, since you dont really care? let these screams in your head be the last thing you hear

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Soooooo.... Ive been in Canadadadadaaaa for a little of a week now, and things are going splendidly :) We landed in Vancouver after a flight from hell (10 fvcking hours of the little shit in the row in front playing Dora DVDS), and what a groovey little city that was. Great food, great beers, great junkies in Zombie town. If youre ever in town on a monday night, I thoroughly recommend Evil Bastards karaoke night at Pub 340. Alas, we had to leave and attempt to drive to Calgary in one day. Did. Not. Work. Stayed in a nice little town called Golden where the rednecks took to me like Ex Canadian Government Ministers to cyclists. Still, was only for the night and there was a devine greek resturaunt next to the hotel. Next day saw us in Bannf, but only for coffee, then on through the Rockies (A-MAZ-ING) and into Calgary. Didnt spend anytime in town as we went to Drumheller (Best dinosaur museum ever) and Vulcan, which cosidering the whole towns based around Star Trek and holds a conventi

Loneliness
down and out and lonely again but I don't ..care.. that the Stars don't ever fall my way anymore; because I was Destined to live my sad, sad, sad life of Misery all by myself until the very end. until the Sunsets realized that I cried the night away for no other reason than to wait; than to wait on bended knees and trying to try to believe in you holding me close once again. what happened to that once long ago love that wanted to so damn bad to capture my heart before it turned; before it turned itself into a stone so cold that never could roll it's pain away from me of living all its loneliness of one last wish that; got forgotten from the Gods above. I don't care that I don't feel anymore but just like you I've been down and out and lonely again; for way too long that every now and then I wish I could feel something different other than me wanting to die myself away tonight.

Lord Wolf's New Blog
Do to Punishment from the Anal Mother Fuckers that Run Fubar Lord wolf has no status no mumm priveldges,no Bulletin,an no Blog Priveledges. I met Izmo on pogo mid April,we became fast friends.I was on a Vacation from Fubar an back on MyYearBook as a Battle Officer for Native American Alliance(NAA).She was my Fan Club an my Equal whom could Win pretty much as many Games of Solatair as myself.We then took our Friendship to Yahoo Messenger where it evolved.I showed her a few Morphs then,an with my join link join'd yrbk + I Morphed Spoiled her.By this time I was Head BO for NAA,$BAD$,TDW.She followed my lead after being showed the site an Join'd,a few Family's an won Battles as I did .Then I made a mistake I join'd Bomb a very large family ruled worse than when I ruled the KOW.There was no more free time for pogo an I had to resign from being a HBO of the other Familys.They were Relentless,even with my moneymaker cheat program I could not keep up.Yrbk was constantly blocking my IP addy.Ge

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Why Me
I cant understand why i try as hard as i do yet cant find a local girl that likes me for me and not judge on looks i just want to be happy im a great person i think of others first im always polite to women yet still nothing sometimes i wonder why i even try.

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If you want truth to go round the world you must hire an express train to pull it;but if you want a lie to go round the world,it will fly:its is as light as a feather,and a breath will carry it .its is well said in the old proverb,`A lie will go round the world while truth is pulling its boots on`

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no.. you get over yourself you disrespectful egotistical idiot.I am MARRIEDIt says on my fucking profile that i do not want idiots talking to me that way. You need to go fuck yourself rather than sending random females messages like thatVERY disrespectful now please.. go stick a knife in your anus === 'McLovin ™' wrote the following at '2009-10-03 12:25:41'..>> Get over yourself you fucking cunt.> > > === 'Miss Cootima' wrote the following at '2009-10-03 12:24:37'..> >> > you are a fucking idiot... you didn't read my profile did you?> > > > go fuck yourself > > > > === 'McLovin ™' wrote the following at '2009-10-03 09:37:30'..> > >> > > My goodness baby you are so freaking sexy and so yummy I'm loving the pics!> > > > > > > > > How are you doing today sexy?> > > ============================================================================ The last part is what i would have sent if he wouldn't have blocked me I don't take kindly to being called baby and sexy by strangers

Casting Crowns - Does Anybody Hear Her
"Does Anybody Hear Her"She is runningA hundred miles an hour in the wrong directionShe is tryingBut the canyon's ever wideningIn the depths of her cold heartSo she sets out on another misadventure just to findShe's another two years olderAnd she's three more steps behindDoes anybody hear her? Can anybody see?Or does anybody even knows she's going down todayUnder the shadow of our steepleWith all the lost and lonely peopleSearching for the hope that's tucked away in you and meDoes anybody hear her? Can anybody see?She is yearningFor shelter and affectionThat she never found at homeShe is searchingFor a hero to ride inTo ride in and save the dayAnd in walks her prince charmingAnd he knows just what to sayMomentary lapse of reasonAnd she gives herself awayIf judgement looms under every steepleIf lofty glances from lofty peopleCan't see past her scarlet letterAnd we never even met herHe is runningA hundred miles an hour in the wrong direction

Please Read
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! (don't be offended, keep reading until the end)Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT TO FUCK! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!F.U.C.K. Stands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise me we'll F.U.C.K. forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C.Ks are. 9,675,000,000 people in th

Caa #126
A very dear friend of mine, sister and angel needs prayers for her, her mom and her family. Here r/l sister passed away on Sunday and her mother is taking it very hard. Please send angel prayers of love, strength and healing to her, her mother, the family and friend. Love, Doc

Caa #123 Update
Well, I did not get the position, but life goes on. GOd must have other plans for me. Thank you all who had me in their prayers, and if you ever need prayers, please don't hesitate to P< me. Love, Doc

Your Beauty!
Lyrics to Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beerholder : Don't piss down my back then tell me it is raining. You just had to walk in before I kicked the table beneath my feet. If I can't have any friends I thought why not hang from the ceiling. Just because I ordered, doesn't mean I can't look at the menu. Not that there's any other fish in this sea I'd rather have on my plater than you. Just because I FUCKING ordered, doesn't mean I can't look at the menu. Not that there's any other fish in this sea. Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population. Fuck "more the merrier" there's only one person I need to feel this sinstation. If you need directions you can take the road that's down my sleeve, This time I'm taking you with me, but the cuffs are you; so good luck trying to leave! I hope one day I can cross your ocean, without feeling the puncture of your teeth. Believe me I'd rather drown myself, then knowing you have the power to pull me beneath. x2 There's so much oxygen th

Sometimes People
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People See
People see what's in front of them But, not all people see the same All I know is when I see her face Sometimes I can't even remember the day I find it hard not to stare at her Sweet smile and eyes so true I could look at her all day Someday she will tell me I do The physical part of her beauty The half you see is one part The other half is the greatest That is the beauty within her heart The love she gives, without question Is the best gift she could ever bestow. I am the luckiest man in the world She's the most beautiful woman I know

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How Was I Born?
Alittle boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You got Male!'

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Music Monday Two (also Known As Music Tuesday)
I was blah and tired and stuff yesterday. This is what I've been listening to. Random and shit. Top 40. Old Stuff. Good Stuff. Bad Stuff. Radiohead - Fake Plastic TreesPeggy Lee - FeverJay Sean feat. Lil Wayne - DownColin Hay - Beautiful WorldBobby Darin - Beyond the SeaJoshua Radin - These PhotographsJason Derulo - Whatcha SayOwl City - Rainbow Veins

Poem " The Feeling You Bring "
The feeling of life, the feeling of freedom, that you bring me. The hope and faith, I see in your eyes. With love, that you speak. Truth that you bring, the laughter I see. You brighten my day, to make me smile. The feeling of warmth, when you hug me. The soft touch, when you look at me. Blending your brown, into my green. For all can see, that you love me.

Not Always Right | Five Days Later
(A customer in their 50s walks into my pawn shop, which sells weapons.) Customer: “Yeah, can you get me that shotgun behind the table?” Me: “Sure, do you have your license and registration?” Customer: “Yeah, right here.” Me: “Thank you sir. There’s a 5 day waiting period for firearms. Come back soon.” (He looks disappointed, but forks over the cash and walks out. Five days later…) Customer: “Okay, dude, I’m back. Where’s the gun?” Me: “Right here, sir… (I make the transaction and hand him his shotgun.) Me: “Have a nice day and come back soon!” (About one minute after the customer leaves the store, I hear several loud shotgun blasts. I look through the window and the man is firing rounds into the air! He then runs into the store.) Customer: “The zombie invasion has begun! It’s every man for himself!” (I hide under the desk and press the silent alarm

Not Always Right | Bugging Out
Police Department | Florida, USA Me: “911, what’s your emergency?” Caller: “If anyone calls about screaming coming from **** Road, disregard it. I just had a bug on me.” *click*

Not Always Right | For The Money I Pay, It Should Drive Itself
Call Center | Washington, USA Customer: “Hi, I have a Mercedes. How do I adjust my rear view mirror?” Me: (Wasn’t sure if she was serious) “Well, you must manually adjust your rear view mirror.” Customer: “What do you mean?” Me: “Umm…take your hand and move the mirror so you can see.”

Not Always Right | Go On With Yo Bad Ass Diy Self
Tech Support | Australia Caller: “Hello, I’d like some help!” Me: “Sure sir, how can I help you?” Caller: “Well, actually I don’t have an account yet. I was wondering if I could talk or send messages to my daughter. She’s in Australia and she has an internet account.” Me: “Yes sir, that’s possible!” Caller: “What do I need to do that?” Me: “You just need a computer and a modem.” Caller: “Hey, but just have a FAX machine and a TV! Isn’t that enough?” Me: *controlling the urge to burst in laughter* “I’m afraid not, sir. You’ll need a computer for sure.” Caller: “YOU KNOW WHAT? You guys don’t wanna help me! I know your types! You just want the fat, rich customers that will buy anything you demand! You know what? You’re not the only ISP in town! Goodbye!” *click*

Not Always Right | Must Have Been A Long Pregnancy
Hotel | Seattle, WA, USA Pregnant Customer: “I want to be reimbursed because I did not get a ground floor unit, because I was promised one when I booked the reservation due to the fact that I’m pregnant.” Agent: “But ma’am, you booked this reservation eleven months in advance.”

Not Always Right | That's, Like, Mean
College | Oregon, USA Student: “So, like, um, you wrote on my paper that I wrote like, I, like spoke…but you only gave me 2 out of 10 points. Me: “You used ‘like’ 56 times and ‘that’ 87.” Student: “Um, why is that a problem??” Me: “It was a 2 page writing assignment.” Student: “So…um…since I talked with you, um…can I have some more points?”

Stand Tall - Burton Cummings
Never been this blue Never knew the meaning of a heartache But then again, I never lost at love before Somewhere down the road Maybe all those years will find some meaning I just can't think about them now Or live them out anymore Stand tall, don't you fall For God's sake don't go and do something foolish All you're feeling right now is silly human pride Oooooh, Stand tall, don't you fall Don't you do something you might regret later You're feelin' it like everyone, it's silly human pride Never lasted so long, no, Through so much or through so many I just can't believe I could throw it all away Sometimes late at night When there's nothing here except my old piano I'd almost give my hands to make you see my way Stand tall, don't you fall For God's sake don't go and do something foolish All you're feeling right now is silly human pride You've got me down on my knees for ya mama Stand tall, don't you fall Don't you do something you might regret later You're feelin' it like everyone It'

Stupid Encounter #24 From Sb (read Bottom To Top)
pointer245: oky pointer245: u have a panty? pointer245: i had prob using my cc To pointer245: get me a bling pack and I'll tell you pointer245: wat u wear now? To pointer245: by talking pointer245: how you do that? To pointer245: sex is pointless you can have sex without even touching plus its safer pointer245: it's good sometime sex for different perspective To pointer245: Well the real reason is the only thing guys want these days is someone they can stick their dick in... they use them and they leave them most men just want sex and who else but a fat whore with 5 kids to do that the best omg isen't that like everyone on fubar? Another thing if you read my profile you would know that I am not in to having sex I'm in to intelligence being that there is not a sole on this site that amounts to even maybe what Im looking for I am single and happy about it cause A. I wont turn out like a whore thats all about sex and using men...because God won't let me and B. Because if I did honestly wa

Rant 9/11/2009
Well Hi all... it’s me I know it’s been a long time since I wrote a RANT properly huh... well I guess I will start from the start I moved back to my home town that’s the most important thing but I have noticed that I cannot fully enjoy a whole day. Something always happened that simply pisses me off! Well here we go... *Takes a deep breath* this rant is for everyone and no one, take it as you will! Be offended, get mad... throw a hissy fit... whatever floats your boat as my Fu-mum says ^_^ Firstly, don’t you dare question my loyalty! You have neither the right nor the respect to even think my loyalty could falter! I refuse to use names in this rant since it is not, NOT for just one person! But for all as a whole, I’m tired and hot, I really fucking hate heat it makes me touchy and aggressive really fast! Sadly that means I have a really short fuse. I do try to keep myself under control but sometimes something will happen that irks me and that just sets

Believe In Your Heart
Believe in your heart that something wonderful is about to happen. Love your life. Believe in your own powers, and your own potential, and in your own innate goodness. Wake every morning with the awe of just being alive. Discover each day the magnificent, awesome beauty in the world. Explore and embrace life in yourself and in everyone you see each day. Reach within to find your own specialness. Amaze yourself and rouse those around you to the potential of each new day. Don't be afraid to admit that you are less than perfect; this is the essence of your humanity. Let those who love you help you. Trust enough to be able to take. Look with hope to the horizon of today, for today is all we truly have. Live this day well. Let a little sun out as well as in. Create your own rainbows. Be open to all your possibilities; all possibilities and Miracles